Summary
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The hosts discuss the hazards of wearing jewelry during group fitness workouts, warning that accessories like earrings, bangles, watches, and necklaces can turn into dangerous flying objects during exercise. The segment focuses on the absurdity of wearing full accessories on treadmills and at boot camps, highlighting the risk of items falling off and becoming loose projectiles. The hosts argue that gymgoers should remove their jewelry and store it safely in lockers rather than risking flying accoutrements during a workout.
Highlights
- 0:12
Jewelry at boot campstory
The speaker notices people working out on treadmills wearing full earrings, bangles, and other jewelry.
- 0:44
Accoutrements flying everywhereinsight
The speaker warns that jewelry and accessories will fly everywhere and become dangerous projectiles during accidents.
Quotes
“And this is another installment in becoming a projectile culture.”
Unnamed speaker · 0:02 “This becomes a projectile. And this is another installment in becoming a projectile culture.”
Unnamed speaker · 0:35 “If there's an accident, you become a projectile. If there's an accident, I don't think so, honey.”
Unnamed speaker · 0:44
About this episode
Attention Readers, Kayteighs, and Publicists: an iconic ‘I Don’t Think So, Honey!’ rant from Matt Rogers is now an animated film. You’re going to want to turn video on for this one. This episode is part of "The Greatest Stories Never Seen," a series from Apple Podcasts that reimagines the most iconic, never-before-seen stories from your favorite shows. See all four of the episodes in the series at apple.co/greateststory https://podcasts.apple.com/us/room/6822415378 See omnystudio.com/listener https://omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Transcript
205 words · 2 speakers
Topics
- Fitness Culture
- Gym Etiquette
- Workout Safety
- Comedy Rants
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