Are You Ready?! | We Might Be Drunk w/ Mark Normand & Sam Morril

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam cover nightmare bus rides, overrated fast food, whiskey memories, Christopher Nolan, and the chaos of trying to get their movie made. Plus, Sam gets immortalized in a rap song, the guys trade movie recommendations, and Mark unloads a fresh batch of pet peeves about yelling from other rooms, stolen jokes, indecisive dinners, and people who keep asking, “Are you ready?” Sponsored by: Save 15% on your first ZBiotics order https://www.zbiotics.com/drunk — code DRUNK Get 50% off for life, free shipping, and three free gifts from Mars Men https://www.mengotomars.com/ Take an additional $50 off Litter-Robot bundles https://www.whisker.com/WMBD — code WMBD Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ZBiotics #MarsMen #LitterRobot #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• 0:05Mark Normand?

  Ah!

• 0:06Sam Morril?

  Ah!

• 0:07Mark Normand?

  Here we are. We're doing it. I'm wearing a hockey jersey, cuz I didn't bring a change of clothes. But you look great. Quince, baby.

• 0:15Sam Morril?

  Quince.

• 0:16Mark Normand?

  I love quince.

• 0:17Sam Morril?

  I love free shit.

• 0:18Mark Normand?

  Free shit is a giant kitty litter the size of a mini fridge over there.

• 0:21Sam Morril?

  I'm taking one. I don't even have a cat. I love free shit.

• 0:23Mark Normand?

  Give it to the girlfriend.

• 0:25Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 0:25Mark Normand?

  Let her shit in a box.

• 0:26Sam Morril?

  She'll shit in a box.

• 0:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 0:30Sam Morril?

  We're off to the races, baby.

• 0:31Mark Normand?

  Well, it does suck that women have to... My wife has to hover everywhere. That's gotta be a horrible...

• 0:36Sam Morril?

  What do you mean?

• 0:37Mark Normand?

  To piss, cuz we'll be like on a Amtrak, and the toilet looks like a fucking train spotting.

• 0:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 0:43Mark Normand?

  And she has to hover.

• 0:44Sam Morril?

  We gotta hold, though. On a train, you gotta do this shit.

• 0:47Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 0:48Sam Morril?

  You gotta do the kinda...

• 0:49Mark Normand?

  That's true. But they're doing glute workouts.

• 0:52Sam Morril?

  We're doing abs. I'm getting abs in here. I'm doing this.

• 0:55Mark Normand?

  You ever peed on a crazy bus?

• 0:56Sam Morril?

  Oh, I puked on a crazy bus.

• 0:58Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 0:59Sam Morril?

  You never did that back in the day when we were young comics pounding it?

• 1:01Mark Normand?

  I'm not a puker.

• 1:02Sam Morril?

  Oh, dude, I'd wake up hungover sometimes, like, oh, I'm fucked.

• 1:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, man.

• 1:06Sam Morril?

  On my knees in a fucking bus.

• 1:08Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 1:09Sam Morril?

  Shaking. Ugh.

• 1:10Mark Normand?

  Bolt bus, mega bus, feng shui.

• 1:12Sam Morril?

  Chinatown bus.

• 1:13Mark Normand?

  Done them all, yeah.

• 1:14Sam Morril?

  The fucking double-decker.

• 1:15Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, people fighting over seats. The wifi never worked. They play a shitty movie.

• 1:20Sam Morril?

  Wifi, what a scam.

• 1:21Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:21Sam Morril?

  What did he do? Complain to the driver?

• 1:23Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:24Sam Morril?

  He's fucking drunk.

• 1:25Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:26Mark Normand?

  Sean Murphy had a great bit. He was like, I'm on a bolt bus, and somebody got hurt. And they go, is there a doctor on the bus? He's like, this bus was $8.

• 1:34Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 1:34Mark Normand?

  Like, who's the doctor?

• 1:36Sam Morril?

  Oh, God. You don't want that doctor.

• 1:38Mark Normand?

  No, no.

• 1:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I did a... Oh, God. I remember I was eating a Subway sandwich on a bus, and I was like, I'd like not everything in my life to be related to public transit here.

• 1:47Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:48Sam Morril?

  This is fucking low.

• 1:49Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Ooh, a hoagie on a bus is tough.

• 1:52Sam Morril?

  It's a bad look.

• 1:52Mark Normand?

  A pedophile hoagie. Yeah. One time, I got on a bus, and there was one... Everybody was jammed in. There was one... There were two seats open. And I was like, oh, my God. Two seats open. It's my lucky day. And I sat down, and everybody's like murmuring, what's this guy sitting there? I can't believe it. What, God? And this giant black lady gets on, and she's like, what the fuck? This is my seat. And she flipped out. She chewed me out. And I was like, there's two seats. And she was like, I want the whole row. Fuck you, I want the whole row. And she was so scary. And I was like, okay, okay. And then the whole time, she was like, I can't believe that motherfucker tried to sit in my seat better. And I was like, Jesus Christ. It's crazy. But yeah, that bolt bus is wild.

• 2:28Sam Morril?

  People do... People shy away from confrontation on the train.

• 2:31Mark Normand?

  Thank you.

• 2:31Sam Morril?

  On the bus, they'll fucking let it rip.

• 2:32Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:33Sam Morril?

  It's the Waffle House of the road.

• 2:35Mark Normand?

  Yes! The Waffle House. That's true.

• 2:38Sam Morril?

  Hey. Little bodega cat cheers. Thank you, Peters.

• 2:44Mark Normand?

  Um... Have to go to whiskey.

• 2:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah, man.

• 2:47Mark Normand?

  Bus is bad. You're doing bus, you're in trouble.

• 2:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but you know what? You get home... Doing it to DC or Baltimore, you're like, alright. This is easy, at least. The efficiency was nice.

• 2:58Mark Normand?

  That's true. And it brings you to the city.

• 3:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 3:01Mark Normand?

  Right into 34th Street. Remember waiting there? You'd have like 60... It looked like a bread line. Everyone's got their suitcase.

• 3:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah. What is this, Oliver Twist?

• 3:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I know.

• 3:10Sam Morril?

  I'd be on the bus, and you take that seat, and it's always a rescue. You're like, do I sit with the person?

• 3:15Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 3:15Sam Morril?

  Or I take my own seat and wait for which crazy approaches?

• 3:18Mark Normand?

  Ooh, that's true.

• 3:19Sam Morril?

  It's a roll of the dice.

• 3:20Mark Normand?

  That is true. There was always one guy eating a Subway sandwich, and there was always one guy playing a casino game on full volume.

• 3:27Sam Morril?

  I was always happy to see a Quiznos. Little things you look forward to in that situation. A Quiznos, I think, hit.

• 3:33Mark Normand?

  I never did Quiznos.

• 3:34Sam Morril?

  Quiznos, Peters, can I get a...

• 3:37Mark Normand?

  Is that just...

• 3:37Sam Morril?

  Backup on the Quiznos?

• 3:38Mark Normand?

  Is it just a Subway that's toasted?

• 3:39Speaker 02

  You don't like it?

• 3:40Sam Morril?

  I like it.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 3:41Sam Morril?

  I'm a big Quiznos guy.

• 3:43Mark Normand?

  I never went in there. It was too highfalutin for me.

• 3:45Sam Morril?

  Highfalutin?

• 3:46Mark Normand?

  That was above my pay grade.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Did you like the ads in the 90s?

• 3:49Sam Morril?

  What were the 90s?

• 3:49Mark Normand?

  I don't remember the ads.

• 3:50Speaker 02

  Rats?

• 3:52Mark Normand?

  What was it, rats?

• 3:54Speaker 02

  These things.

• 3:56Mark Normand?

  What the fuck?

• 3:56Sam Morril?

  Rats?

• 3:57Mark Normand?

  I've never seen this in my entire life. They really broke the bank on this one, huh?

• 4:02Sam Morril?

  They didn't bring Don Draper in for this commercial, did they?

• 4:05Mark Normand?

  Is this a Nolan picture? Good lord.

• 4:09Sam Morril?

  You brought in rodents to sing about your... I mean, this is not a good move.

• 4:12Mark Normand?

  Wow, no. It's just some bad Photoshop shit.

• 4:15Speaker 02

  It was really... It was supposed to be Santa Fe.

• 4:17Mark Normand?

  No way!

• 4:18Speaker 02

  Smoking Chipotle sauce.

• 4:18Mark Normand?

  Wow, well, they got us talking about it 38 years later, so I guess it worked.

• 4:22Sam Morril?

  That is crazy.

• 4:23Mark Normand?

  That was wild.

• 4:24Sam Morril?

  Blimpy was the saddest.

• 4:25Mark Normand?

  Oh, Blimpy! Forgot about Blimpy.

• 4:28Sam Morril?

  Did Blimpy... Did they go under?

• 4:31Mark Normand?

  I haven't seen a Blimpy in 10 years. Wow.

• 4:35Sam Morril?

  They're still around, I guess.

• 4:36Mark Normand?

  Blimpy's like Roy Rogers or one of those where you see him regionally.

• 4:40Sam Morril?

  I guess so.

• 4:41Mark Normand?

  Speaking of Rita, what's up with In-N-Out? What's the beef? They got a real beef against the... I think they're anti-Semitic.

• 4:47Sam Morril?

  Do we need it?

• 4:49Mark Normand?

  Well, I'm just saying. It's the principle. They won't come to the East.

• 4:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we're good.

• 4:54Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 4:55Sam Morril?

  I'll say this. I think that In-N-Out's overrated.

• 4:57Mark Normand?

  I agree. I agree with that.

• 4:59Sam Morril?

  Those burgers are fucking... They're like this. It's like a fucking... It's like a CD. They're the thinnest fucking patties I've ever seen in my life. And those fries stink.

• 5:09Mark Normand?

  The fries are atrocious.

• 5:10Sam Morril?

  I'll give you this. The animal style is good.

• 5:12Mark Normand?

  And I like the shakes.

• 5:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 5:15Mark Normand?

  And the prices are good.

• 5:16Sam Morril?

  Yeah, no, I just... They're such fucking thin burgers.

• 5:19Mark Normand?

  Thin burger, and I like the protein with the lettuce, but... They got lines around the block for these. They have like guys on... Looks like the fucking airport, where they got guys with the wands bringing you in. There's always a line around the block.

• 5:31Sam Morril?

  It's like a sneaker drop every day. It's fucking these lines.

• 5:34Mark Normand?

  I know. But I do think it's alright. It's just, what is it? They don't like New York.

• 5:39Sam Morril?

  Eh, who cares?

• 5:40Mark Normand?

  Alright, alright.

• 5:41Sam Morril?

  I mean, Shake...

• 5:41Mark Normand?

  I'm just curious.

• 5:42Sam Morril?

  I think Shake Shack's better.

• 5:43Mark Normand?

  Way better. Way better burger. They got beer there.

• 5:46Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  What's your favorite fast food burger?

• 5:50Mark Normand?

  I'm a Wendy's cunt.

• 5:51Sam Morril?

  Wendy's is good.

• 5:53Mark Normand?

  I like Wendy's.

• 5:54Sam Morril?

  That's tough.

• 5:55Mark Normand?

  Chick-fil-A is solid. But that's kinda cheating. Oh, I guess I'm just saying it's a rep.

• 6:00Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah. I like Popeyes.

• 6:01Mark Normand?

  Love Popeyes. But that'll kill you.

• 6:04Sam Morril?

  If we're just doing fast food, but, uh, yeah, burger? I don't know.

• 6:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 6:08Sam Morril?

  Fast food burger.

• 6:10Mark Normand?

  Shake Shack might be up there.

• 6:11Sam Morril?

  See, I never... If I go McDonald's, I get like the nuggets. I don't really get a burger.

• 6:14Mark Normand?

  Five Guys is pretty good.

• 6:15Sam Morril?

  I've never had Five Guys.

• 6:17Mark Normand?

  It's a little overpriced.

• 6:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that's what I've heard.

• 6:19Mark Normand?

  It's a little much. Yeah, that In-N-Out... You see that In-N-Out shooting?

• 6:23Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 6:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah, three people got killed, and a guy came in with a gun and stopped the guy. So another guy with a gun saved the day.

• 6:32Sam Morril?

  In California?

• 6:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah. No, it was in Idaho.

• 6:34Sam Morril?

  Hmm.

• 6:36Mark Normand?

  In-N-Out shooting. Gunman killed three people, injured seven. Started shooting people in the line.

• 6:41Sam Morril?

  Well, that line doesn't move.

• 6:45Mark Normand?

  Look at that. They just wa... Look, they're all freaking out. Oh, my God!

• 6:48Sam Morril?

  Geez, that's awful.

• 6:49Mark Normand?

  That's horrifying. Ah, these poor... Poor people making minimum wage.

• 6:54Sam Morril?

  Why are they showing this video? They're trying to make them look like cowards at the fucking shooting. What do you expect them to do?

• 6:59Mark Normand?

  Ah, yeah, yeah. I agree. I'd be doing the same thing. Oh, that guy's got a rifle. I know he had a rifle.

• 7:04Sam Morril?

  And someone shot... Did he got him?

• 7:06Mark Normand?

  Some guy shows up on a horse and shoots back. I guess those are the cops. Where's the horse guy? I forgot his name. Santine, Santino? Something like that. But he shows up and starts shooting back, and the guy shoots himself.

• 7:22Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 7:23Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 7:24Sam Morril?

  As long as they end up dead.

• 7:26Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Animal style.

• 7:31Sam Morril?

  They covered him in the sauce?

• 7:34Mark Normand?

  They should've put him in the fryer.

• 7:36Sam Morril?

  Oh, what a piece of shit.

• 7:38Mark Normand?

  Damn. Crazy. I swear somebody showed up on a horse. I don't know where I heard that. Give it a goog.

• 7:46Sam Morril?

  Uh... Maybe return fire.

• 7:50Mark Normand?

  Alright, maybe we don't want them out here in New York. We don't need another shooting.

• 7:54Sam Morril?

  You don't eat much fast food, though, do you?

• 7:55Mark Normand?

  No, not at all. But I do love a good shake.

• 7:58Sam Morril?

  That's your weakness, a shake.

• 7:59Mark Normand?

  I love a milkshake.

• 8:00Sam Morril?

  What flavor?

• 8:01Mark Normand?

  Chocolate all day.

• 8:02Sam Morril?

  Really? I'm vanilla.

• 8:03Mark Normand?

  Oh!

• 8:04Sam Morril?

  Vanilla's good.

• 8:06Mark Normand?

  Alright, I'll do a swirl.

• 8:07Sam Morril?

  A swirl's nice.

• 8:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 8:09Sam Morril?

  Racial harmony?

• 8:09Mark Normand?

  A little biracial, yeah.

• 8:10Sam Morril?

  I like it.

• 8:11Mark Normand?

  Swirl, I think, is better for... As a term than...

• 8:15Sam Morril?

  The mulatto?

• 8:16Mark Normand?

  Mixed mulatto.

• 8:17Sam Morril?

  Mulatto, I think, is offensive.

• 8:18Mark Normand?

  I think it is.

• 8:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah. It's like Twink. You're not supposed to say it anymore.

• 8:22Mark Normand?

  Twink is out?

• 8:22Sam Morril?

  I think it's out.

• 8:23Mark Normand?

  Ah, I love Twink!

• 8:24Sam Morril?

  Oh, they're out, Mark.

• 8:27Mark Normand?

  And they're loving every minute of it. Yeah, mulatto sounds like an Italian dessert.

• 8:32Sam Morril?

  Oh, it's not out, apparently.

• 8:34Mark Normand?

  No, Twink is in.

• 8:35Sam Morril?

  Alright.

• 8:36Mark Normand?

  Me.

• 8:36Sam Morril?

  Well, how about Mulatto's out?

• 8:37Mark Normand?

  Mulatto's out. But doesn't that sound like a... Kind of like an Italian coffee?

• 8:42Sam Morril?

  It's a cookie. A cookie.

• 8:43Mark Normand?

  Oh, it's a cookie!

• 8:44Sam Morril?

  The Mulano's. Those are fancy cookies.

• 8:47Mark Normand?

  And they're black and white?

• 8:48Speaker 02

  My wife says that I can't say the wigger.

• 8:51Mark Normand?

  Wigger is out.

• 8:52Sam Morril?

  I've heard that's out.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 8:53Mark Normand?

  I still say it.

• 8:54Sam Morril?

  How are you... But you know what? Here's the problem is, in terms of efficiency, what's a better word?

• 8:59Mark Normand?

  Of course.

• 8:59Sam Morril?

  You got... You gotta give me a replacement.

• 9:02Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 9:03Sam Morril?

  If we're getting rid of that word, which it's fine, you'd gotta throw in another one

• 9:06Mark Normand?

  That's a good point.

• 9:07Sam Morril?

  That can capture what that person is in one word.

• 9:10Mark Normand?

  Good point. But people go, hey, it's just one letter off, man. Like, but so is bigger.

• 9:15Sam Morril?

  True.

• 9:16Mark Normand?

  And digger.

• 9:18Sam Morril?

  Hmm.

• 9:18Mark Normand?

  Digger.

• 9:19Sam Morril?

  You're getting close, don't you?

• 9:22Mark Normand?

  Just digger, please. I'm just saying.

• 9:24Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 9:24Mark Normand?

  It's, uh... It's a lot of letters. What was that now?

• 9:28Speaker 02

  Wanksta.

• 9:29Mark Normand?

  Wanksta.

• 9:30Sam Morril?

  That's a fitty song.

• 9:31Mark Normand?

  Like gangsta?

• 9:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 9:33Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 9:34Sam Morril?

  But that's like a whack... That's like a not-a-real-gangster. That's not what that means.

• 9:37Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting. Okay. Oh, here we go. Wigger synonyms. Okay, wigga. Get the hell out of here. Then there's...

• 9:45Sam Morril?

  Wigs, that's just... These are very uncreative.

• 9:49Mark Normand?

  Political term.

• 9:49Sam Morril?

  White boy, that works.

• 9:51Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 9:52Sam Morril?

  That's pretty demeaning to call a white guy who's acting black. He goes, shut up, white boy.

• 9:56Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 9:56Sam Morril?

  That's pretty good.

• 9:57Mark Normand?

  That's good. But we're white boys.

• 9:59Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 10:00Mark Normand?

  So we're not wiggers.

• 10:01Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 10:03Mark Normand?

  Poser, appropriator.

• 10:05Sam Morril?

  Appropriator. But that sounds too serious.

• 10:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Copycat? Who wrote this? An eight-year-old? Copycat. Alright.

• 10:13Sam Morril?

  You're ingenuine.

• 10:14Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Impersonator. Come on.

• 10:17Sam Morril?

  Impersonator.

• 10:19Mark Normand?

  Hmm. I've used wiggar around black people. They don't seem to budge.

• 10:23Sam Morril?

  Hmm.

• 10:23Mark Normand?

  So that's the test. They should be the judge and the jury. Maybe just the judge.

• 10:31Mark Normand?

  I don't know. I've just heard judge and jury. Uh... Yeah. You know, wiggers are kind of few and far between. When I was a kid, they were everywhere. Everybody was a wigger.

• 10:43Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 10:43Mark Normand?

  It was like normal to be a wigger. Yeah, in high school. I think my age, wigger was really...

• 10:47Sam Morril?

  Eminem really... He made people feel comfortable.

• 10:51Mark Normand?

  Completely. He's the ultimate wig.

• 10:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah. But I'm sure he doesn't love that. He had a different life than a lot of these kids impersonating him.

• 10:58Mark Normand?

  That's true. That's true. Yeah, he grew up...

• 11:01Sam Morril?

  I gotta shout out in a rap song.

• 11:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, perfect segue. Zariana Grande.

• 11:07Sam Morril?

  Zariana Grande. Zarface and Inspector Deck, a Wu-Tang album, dude.

• 11:10Mark Normand?

  Wow!

• 11:11Sam Morril?

  I couldn't believe it. So many people sent me this shit.

• 11:16Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's incredible.

• 11:26Mark Normand?

  Fulfill? Yeah, that's great.

• 11:28Sam Morril?

  In the pod, a shout out.

• 11:30Mark Normand?

  That's huge.

• 11:31Sam Morril?

  You might be drunk like Sam Morril, hey.

• 11:32Mark Normand?

  That's great. Wow.

• 11:36Sam Morril?

  Very cool.

• 11:37Mark Normand?

  That is cool. They had a picture of you.

• 11:38Sam Morril?

  I love it. Sal Akus took that picture.

• 11:41Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 11:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 11:42Mark Normand?

  Wow. That is really, you made it.

• 11:45Sam Morril?

  That was, that was fucking nice.

• 11:47Mark Normand?

  I mean, Shane Gillis was in an Eminem video.

• 11:49Sam Morril?

  That's bigger.

• 11:50Mark Normand?

  No, but they didn't write about him.

• 11:53Mark Normand?

  He's not memorialized.

• 11:54Sam Morril?

  Wasn't Shane also in a, uh, fuck, who's the other guy?

• 11:57Mark Normand?

  Drake.

• 11:57Sam Morril?

  Drake.

• 11:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, true. Alright, he's got you on two videos.

• 12:00Sam Morril?

  Shane's, Shane's big time.

• 12:03Mark Normand?

  I'm shocked that a rapper hasn't done a Gillis. What you talking about Willis? You know my shit. I drink like Shane Gillis.

• 12:09Sam Morril?

  Guess Morril rhymes with a lot of stuff.

• 12:11Mark Normand?

  Morril, fulfill.

• 12:12Sam Morril?

  Norman.

• 12:13Mark Normand?

  Eh. You got no Mormon? Yeah, I got nothing to rhyme with me.

• 12:18Sam Morril?

  Morril, you can, you can get some stuff in there.

• 12:20Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that is cool.

• 12:21Sam Morril?

  Bell, unwell.

• 12:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 12:24Sam Morril?

  Smell.

• 12:27Sam Morril?

  I can't tell. I don't know. There's stuff. You could do it.

• 12:31Mark Normand?

  Sam for sure. There's a lot of, a lot of stuff there.

• 12:34Sam Morril?

  Mark.

• 12:35Mark Normand?

  You got a lot of Mark. Yeah. The Mark is an insult in the rap world. He's a mark.

• 12:39Sam Morril?

  He's a mark.

• 12:40Mark Normand?

  That's no good.

• 12:40Sam Morril?

  You're a mark like Norman.

• 12:41Mark Normand?

  Hey, that's pretty good. I'll take it.

• 12:45Sam Morril?

  Something like that.

• 12:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Boy, rappers in a song. That is really cool.

• 12:49Sam Morril?

  That's pretty cool.

• 12:50Mark Normand?

  Did you show the lady?

• 12:51Sam Morril?

  I did. She liked it.

• 12:53Mark Normand?

  Ah, that's fun. Can't really show your mom.

• 12:56Sam Morril?

  Yeah, she wouldn't think it's cool. She says you're drunk? Two things she doesn't think is cool. Rap and someone calling her son an alcoholic.

• 13:04Mark Normand?

  Is she not a fan of the sauce?

• 13:07Sam Morril?

  Oh, is your mom?

• 13:09Mark Normand?

  She drinks wine all the time.

• 13:10Sam Morril?

  My mom does not like booze. And she also had to take, she had to pick me up for my last, uh, endoscopy. Cause I, you need someone to pick you up. And you know, not a lot of people live in my neighborhood. Liz from the cellar did the last one, but once you get your second endoscopy for, uh, stomach lining damage. Yeah. And the doctor's like, yeah, maybe chill with the alcohol. Yeah, she's, does not care for it.

• 13:33Mark Normand?

  Damn. She doesn't drink at all.

• 13:35Sam Morril?

  My mom is thin and small, I guess. She, she's a lightweight, so she, a drink and she's drunk.

• 13:41Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 13:42Sam Morril?

  But also, yeah, she was never, it was never really her thing. Your dad drank?

• 13:47Mark Normand?

  He used to. He's, he cut back with age, cause he's just like, it's so bad for you, but he used to be a big beer guy.

• 13:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I was never that into beer. Like I, I, every once in a while, I like a beer, like a long day, just have like a fucking nice coffee. Like I have it in my fridge, just for those.

• 14:04Mark Normand?

  Same.

• 14:04Sam Morril?

  But I also like I, my go-to is like, I like the hard stuff.

• 14:09Mark Normand?

  Oh, man. Yeah, me too. I prefer the hard stuff, but my dad, I think I've talked about this. He would do Schlitz. Pull up a Schlitz.

• 14:16Sam Morril?

  Schlitz is some nasty shit.

• 14:17Mark Normand?

  Nasty shit. Is it?

• 14:19Sam Morril?

  I'm pretty, isn't Schlitz not malt liquor?

• 14:21Mark Normand?

  I thought it was just shitty, like Pilsner. It's like, uh, like a Pabst or something. Uh, but he would drink Schlitz, hot. That can on the right. That, see that logo on the right on the side?

• 14:33Sam Morril?

  Is it considered malt liquor now?

• 14:35Mark Normand?

  That's what the can looked like. And he would drink it hot, out of the box. He would just put a box on the floor and take one out and drink them. That's what it looked like.

• 14:43Sam Morril?

  I guess it's just beer.

• 14:44Mark Normand?

  That was it, right there. That looks like some wife beating beer, right there. That's a guy who hits his wife.

• 14:49Sam Morril?

  It does look like it would overreact to undercooked food, for sure.

• 14:52Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Dinner ready is pizza? What the hell?

• 14:56Sam Morril?

  The fucking, what do you call this shit?

• 14:59Mark Normand?

  Uh, so yeah, he drank that shit hot and, uh...

• 15:04Sam Morril?

  Hot beer is fucking disgusting.

• 15:06Mark Normand?

  It's horrifying and it's a shitty beer on top of it. And one day, I remember this. He, my dad had like some people over in the backyard when I was eight, seven. And I go, what is that you're drinking? He's like, it's beer. And I go, can I try it? He goes, you're not gonna like it. And I go, come on, let me try it. And he poured some in my mouth and I was like, ah, you guys are crazy. How do you drink this shit? And they all laughed.

• 15:26Sam Morril?

  He's like, let me tell you about pussy too. No, I mean, that's the thing though. You, when you're young, it tastes nasty, but there's something about it when you, when you get older, you're like, why does that hit so well? Especially a cold one after a long day.

• 15:38Mark Normand?

  I think cause it's not sweet. There's a, there's a, it's almost like food. It, it's hard to explain.

• 15:44Sam Morril?

  But I love the versatility of like a whiskey where you can have it warm in the winter. You could have it cold in the summer. Like there's something about that.

• 15:51Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 15:51Sam Morril?

  There's so much shit you could do with it. You could dress it up.

• 15:54Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 15:55Sam Morril?

  If it were a wife, it could keep changing. There's, there's ways to keep it fresh.

• 15:58Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 15:59Sam Morril?

  Beer to me is like, it's cold, that's it. I guess you got the hoppiness, whatever. There's different types, but I never, it was never in IPAs really. I like, I would like simple shit like a Yangling or like a Miller Lite or something.

• 16:10Mark Normand?

  Also whiskey has an aroma and it's like, it hits you and it's warm and it warms you. There's so much to it. You smell it, you're like, holy shit.

• 16:18Sam Morril?

  The way whiskey hits in the winter.

• 16:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 16:20Sam Morril?

  It's, it's, it's something else.

• 16:22Mark Normand?

  And just the, the look of a whiskey bottle, you see it and you're like, inside of that, that's a magical elixir. This could make you fun, fuck a fat chick, wreck a car, fight a cop. It's just

• 16:33Sam Morril?

  And good stuff too.

• 16:34Mark Normand?

  And good stuff.

• 16:35Sam Morril?

  And make good decisions as well.

• 16:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 16:39Sam Morril?

  Start a conversation.

• 16:40Mark Normand?

  Start a whiskey company.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  This scene in Shawshank made me wanna go to prison and drink beer.

• 16:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, that scene. He's drinking the bottle in the sun on the roof. Oh, nothing better. Bucket of beers is really something special. Although I kinda have a problem with bucket of beers now, after bombing for years on the road.

• 16:57Sam Morril?

  I know. I have a bad association with it.

• 17:00Mark Normand?

  You know, the ice falling a little bit and you're just silent in the room. Also blenders. So I was at the bank.

• 17:09Sam Morril?

  Oh my god.

• 17:10Mark Normand?

  God damn it.

• 17:10Sam Morril?

  I remember being like, could you put it like not in the same room as the stage?

• 17:15Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 17:15Sam Morril?

  It's like, we asked for so little. I'm like, just not fucking, I get that you gotta serve margaritas, but just maybe in a place where I can't hear it.

• 17:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, how about this one?

• 17:24Mark Normand?

  Come on. You're killing it right at the pause.

• 17:27Sam Morril?

  I think I never liked blended drinks and I think after that shit, I was like, I'm never like, just as a part of, to make a point, I'll never drink them.

• 17:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah, a hundred percent.

• 17:35Sam Morril?

  But margaritas, I thought margaritas were so fucking overrated.

• 17:38Mark Normand?

  I know. I'm not on the rocks.

• 17:39Sam Morril?

  They're crowd pleasers. I get it. It's like, it's fine, but I never got pumped for a margarita.

• 17:45Mark Normand?

  Now, and you lose respect for any man with a blended drink, like with a, with a frozen, like this shit. You know, you see these guys with that and you're like, come on, grow up.

• 17:53Sam Morril?

  You put a cherry in your drink, it better be fucking brown liquor.

• 17:57Mark Normand?

  It better be an old fashioned.

• 17:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah, no, you do it like a Manhattan. You're like, alright, you earned it.

• 18:00Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 18:01Sam Morril?

  You earned that cherry.

• 18:02Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's true. That's true. Otherwise you're drinking a sundae. I'm sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you wagget.

• 18:10Sam Morril?

  I mean, I definitely, I definitely drank, uh, the fruity shit when I was, when they're paying you shit, like those funny bones start now and you're featuring, you're like, well, I drink for free, so I'll, let me try all the wacky shit behind the bar. Or what is that? Uh, whipped vanilla vodka? Let me have that with a fucking orange juice and have a creamsicle. And you're shitfaced and you're like, for some reason, I feel like this isn't advancing my career. But

• 18:34Mark Normand?

  Same, same with me. When I, growing up in New Orleans, daiquiris are everywhere. Everything's gotta be a fucking daiquiri.

• 18:40Sam Morril?

  Hurricane?

• 18:40Mark Normand?

  Hurricane, all those blended drinks. So you drink them at like 13, cause it was a great transition into drinking.

• 18:46Sam Morril?

  Totally.

• 18:47Mark Normand?

  Cause it was like a, like a slushy.

• 18:49Sam Morril?

  Oh, it's literally getting kids on board.

• 18:51Mark Normand?

  Completely, completely.

• 18:52Sam Morril?

  It's like when Alf was on the cigarette. Oh no, Joe Campbell. I always thought it was Alf. But you see, you see like a cartoon character.

• 18:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 19:00Sam Morril?

  Like a bodega cat, an adorable little fluffy.

• 19:02Mark Normand?

  Yes, what could go wrong?

• 19:04Sam Morril?

  But, uh, oh shit, the Flintstones did commercials? No way. For smoking?

• 19:09Mark Normand?

  By the way, you never see it. When are cigarette commercials go out? Was that in the eighties?

• 19:13Sam Morril?

  I think there became a law against it.

• 19:15Mark Normand?

  There must have been, cause they used to have them all the time.

• 19:20Sam Morril?

  Holy shit.

• 19:21Mark Normand?

  That is mixed messaging right there.

• 19:49Sam Morril?

  While the women are working.

• 19:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah, crazy.

• 19:51Sam Morril?

  Hey Fred, what do you say we fuck some prostitutes while we're back here too? What do you think?

• 19:56Mark Normand?

  Also, I never realized it, but the Flintstones, I watched this as a kid. It's about two guys with five o'clock shadows who are married and hate their day job. And yet I was like, oh, this is a cool show. It's for kids. It has nothing to do with children.

• 20:09Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 20:09Mark Normand?

  It's just two guys who work at a factory.

• 20:11Sam Morril?

  It was just animated.

• 20:12Mark Normand?

  It was just animated.

• 20:13Sam Morril?

  Same with the Jessons. They're all just like fucking miserable. Yeah.

• 20:15Mark Normand?

  It's basically the honeymooners or like my three sons cartoon.

• 20:20Sam Morril?

  But definitely he like, Fred, he sounded like your grandpa.

• 20:24Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:25Sam Morril?

  That's how they like that familiarity.

• 20:27Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm. Oh, my grandfather was in Korea.

• 20:30Sam Morril?

  No shit.

• 20:30Mark Normand?

  And one time, he was like, you know, tough guy, stoic, scary guy. And one time when I was probably like 14, he goes, uh, what do you think about the foreign policy going on in, you know, Japan? And I was like, ah, I don't follow. And you know, it was like a skateboarder with torn jeans on. He's, I was like, I don't follow that. I don't care. I don't read the paper. He goes, you know, son, one day you're gonna have to grow up.

• 20:52Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 20:53Mark Normand?

  And I was like, yeah.

• 20:55Sam Morril?

  Here, have a Winston.

• 20:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 20:58Sam Morril?

  Damn dude.

• 20:59Mark Normand?

  Still haven't grown up, so suck it. It was Cleveland.

• 21:02Sam Morril?

  Cleveland Norman?

• 21:03Mark Normand?

  Cleveland Williams. It was my mom's side.

• 21:05Sam Morril?

  Cleveland Williams. What a name.

• 21:07Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 21:07Sam Morril?

  Cleveland's a man's name.

• 21:08Mark Normand?

  That is a man. He was a big scary dude.

• 21:11Sam Morril?

  Fuck.

• 21:12Mark Normand?

  Yeah, Cleveland.

• 21:14Sam Morril?

  That is, those ads back in the day, I remember all those fucking beer commercials too.

• 21:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 21:20Sam Morril?

  The nineties ones.

• 21:21Mark Normand?

  Oh my God. We've done the twins before.

• 21:24Sam Morril?

  Oh, that's my favorite one.

• 21:25Mark Normand?

  And twins.

• 21:29Mark Normand?

  Man, the nineties had no, uh,

• 21:31Sam Morril?

  Bud Ice. The fuck is I, what is that?

• 21:34Mark Normand?

  They had no filter in the nineties. Look at that, look at the tits on that ad. I mean, it just, they were just going for it.

• 21:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 21:41Mark Normand?

  There was no women in the room to be like, hey, hey, we gotta shut this down. I remember I was watching Married with Children once and my grandmother walked in and she was like, I don't know how you watch this filth. This is misogynistic and all this.

• 21:52Sam Morril?

  Oh dude, the no ma'am shirts?

• 21:54Mark Normand?

  No ma'am, yeah.

• 21:55Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he was miserable, but he also, dude, the best part of that show is like, he's a shoe salesman and then you, and he's miserable, his wife doesn't work. I'm like, you got a pretty nice house.

• 22:03Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 22:04Sam Morril?

  For how fucking, I guess that was just the day of what it was. You could afford that on that salary.

• 22:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, middle class. Also, the wife was way out of his league and she always wanted to bang him and he was like, ugh, get away from me. And I'm like,

• 22:15Sam Morril?

  Hey, even with the wig, I was like, Katie Siegel is pretty hot.

• 22:18Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly. But you know, I think it was kind of a tongue in cheek version of a, like a throwback.

• 22:26Sam Morril?

  For sure. There, I mean, that show's great.

• 22:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Nobody thought it would work and it worked.

• 22:32Sam Morril?

  It's just a lot of zings.

• 22:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 22:34Sam Morril?

  Just him and the neighbor, they're literally just zinging each other. It was that kind of like mean spirited, old school. I've been rewatching All in the Family.

• 22:40Mark Normand?

  Oh, great.

• 22:41Sam Morril?

  Fucking brilliant.

• 22:42Mark Normand?

  Brilliant show.

• 22:43Sam Morril?

  It's one of the best shows ever made.

• 22:45Mark Normand?

  Easily.

• 22:45Sam Morril?

  Because he can be such a piece of shit.

• 22:48Mark Normand?

  Norman Lear.

• 22:49Sam Morril?

  But then by the end of the episode, you're like, nah, he's a good dude.

• 22:52Mark Normand?

  Lovable.

• 22:52Sam Morril?

  He, he finds a way to feel foolish or like, I mean, it's all in that performance, but, but even, you know what? Those debates are brilliant.

• 23:00Mark Normand?

  They really are.

• 23:01Sam Morril?

  There's a line in it where he's arguing with Meathead, you know, Rob Reiner, and they're going at it. And he said, women can't lead. And, and Meathead goes, what are you talking about? How about gold in my air? And he goes, ah, the heaves, they want to be governed by the mummy. You're like, that's a fucking great line.

• 23:18Mark Normand?

  Wow. And he would do a lot of interviews where he would shit on the character, Carol O'Connor. He was like, yeah, he's a retard. He's an idiot. But idiots exist and we can get comedy out of it.

• 23:29Sam Morril?

  And it was, it felt real, like that, like where you could disagree but still love each other, like,

• 23:35Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes. We could use some of that these days.

• 23:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it was pretty, pretty great.

• 23:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. It was, I think it was a British show first and Lear kind of,

• 23:43Sam Morril?

  Was it?

• 23:44Mark Normand?

  Plucked it and made it American.

• 23:46Sam Morril?

  Some of those old shows dude, like Taxi, they, they hit so fucking hard.

• 23:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 23:50Sam Morril?

  Those are all the Simpsons writers from the early years.

• 23:52Mark Normand?

  Whoa, I didn't know that.

• 23:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah, just heavyweight writers.

• 23:56Mark Normand?

  Is that James L. Brooks?

• 23:57Sam Morril?

  He did it, yeah.

• 23:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, wow.

• 23:59Sam Morril?

  Brilliant guy.

• 24:00Mark Normand?

  Till Death Do Us Part was the British one. Yeah, yeah. I think, was the Jeffersons or, that was a spinoff of All in the Family. Okay. Pretty ahead of his time. He's doing these crazy political debates, these racial debates, societal, whatever. And then he bring, brings out two big black shows. Good Times and Jeffersons.

• 24:22Sam Morril?

  Crazy. Yeah, I mean, he, he just, He figured out the fucking recipe.

• 24:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he really did. He was, he was going for changing the game. He was ahead of his time.

• 24:31Sam Morril?

  Speaking of changing the game, man, I'm listening to the audio book of, uh, William Friedkin's audio book, who, you know, did The French Connection, The Exorcist.

• 24:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 24:38Sam Morril?

  Uh, you know, To Live in Dilemma, Sorcerer, all these great movies.

• 24:41Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:42Sam Morril?

  Uh,

• 24:42Mark Normand?

  He did Sorcerer?

• 24:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah, dude.

• 24:44Mark Normand?

  I love that movie.

• 24:45Sam Morril?

  It bombed so fucking hard. It opened the same day as Star Wars, I think.

• 24:48Mark Normand?

  That's right.

• 24:49Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, Sorcerer's great. And, uh,

• 24:51Mark Normand?

  Ironic that movie bombed. It's all about nitroglycerin.

• 24:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah. Oh, goddamn.

• 24:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 24:56Sam Morril?

  So cool.

• 24:57Mark Normand?

  Roy Scheider.

• 24:57Sam Morril?

  He's the man. But, uh, yeah, he's talking about getting these movies made and you're like, it's, you know, we're working on trying to get a movie made. So it's kind of interesting to me, all this shit that goes wrong, even when you think you have the stars aligned and how sometimes it still works. And you know, we had a director drop out of our movie. We, on the one yard line. We were right there. We're about to, supposed to shoot in October and then the director, and we're, you know, it'll work out. We're interviewing people who are interested. So we're meeting with people. But it's like, oh shit, things just, you think you're set.

• 25:23Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 25:23Sam Morril?

  Why do we even say we're gonna do this when, you know, we will, but,

• 25:26Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but it's scary when you haven't even started yet and there's a problem. And then here's the scary part. We're gonna solve this problem and there's gonna be a whole nother thing.

• 25:33Sam Morril?

  Totally.

• 25:33Mark Normand?

  In the future.

• 25:34Sam Morril?

  Shit, you don't even, that's why you can't worry. Cause like, you don't even know what's gonna happen. He's talking about filming that epic chase scene in The French Connection, which, you know, it's on the above ground subway and he's like, check, okay, can, how fast does the train go? And they said like, yeah, 50 to 70 miles an hour. He's like, okay, a car can conceivably go 50 to 70 to keep up with it. So he's like fact checking for the thing. Then, you know, Gene Hackman, didn't want Gene Hackman in the movie, whatever, but,

• 25:56Mark Normand?

  He didn't?

• 25:57Sam Morril?

  He didn't.

• 25:57Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 25:58Sam Morril?

  He wanted like Jimmy Breslin, who's a journalist, who was a cop hater. So it got a lot of shit. Then he wanted, uh, what's his name? The dad on Everyone Loves Raymond.

• 26:06Mark Normand?

  Oh, Peter Boyle?

• 26:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he wanted him.

• 26:08Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 26:08Sam Morril?

  He didn't want to do it. He played those types of guys already. And Gene Hackman didn't like playing a racist cop. He was like, I don't like this character. But he's like since admitted like it changed his life, obviously.

• 26:17Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 26:18Sam Morril?

  They're talking about filming the scene and, uh, he has to get the rights from the MTA and they're like, no fucking way. We're not doing that. That's, it's gonna be dangerous. And it was dangerous when they shot it. And he goes, what can I do to get the rights? And the guy goes, 40,000 bucks and a one-way ticket to Jamaica. And he goes, why a one-way ticket? He goes, cause they're gonna fire me when this comes out.

• 26:39Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 26:40Sam Morril?

  And they,

• 26:41Mark Normand?

  Get in the book.

• 26:42Sam Morril?

  And they did.

• 26:43Mark Normand?

  And they did.

• 26:43Sam Morril?

  And the guy just had moved to, he's like, I hope he's having a life, nice life in Jamaica.

• 26:47Mark Normand?

  Jamaica's so funny.

• 26:48Sam Morril?

  It's fucking crazy.

• 26:49Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 26:50Sam Morril?

  His stories are wild. I mean, the book literally opens on him saying, uh, yeah, some young, I've made some mistakes in my life. Some young artist gifted me these two paintings. I didn't know who the fuck he was. I threw him in the garbage. Turned out to be, uh, Basquiat.

• 27:02Mark Normand?

  Oh my God.

• 27:03Sam Morril?

  They were worth 14 million dollars.

• 27:05Mark Normand?

  Oh my God.

• 27:06Sam Morril?

  Working, getting like a creative stake with Prince.

• 27:09Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 27:09Sam Morril?

  Cause he didn't know who Prince was. Starting to think he's racist. But, uh, no, I mean, the book's incredible, dude.

• 27:15Mark Normand?

  Wow, I'm all over it. That's my cup of jizz.

• 27:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah, so that's a wreck. And then also another, another movie book wreck. Jason Zinnam and the comedy guy,

• 27:24Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 27:24Sam Morril?

  Wrote a book called Shock Value, all about horror movies of that time. So it kind of overlapped. So I think that's one led me to another, you know?

• 27:31Mark Normand?

  Oh, interesting. Okay.

• 27:32Sam Morril?

  But it's crazy stories about, the whole chapter's on De Palma, which you'll fucking love.

• 27:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I do love De Palma. Okay, I'm in. I love all those guys.

• 27:40Sam Morril?

  De Palma finds his fucking, finds out his father's cheating on his mom. So he, like, you know how all those movies are like voyeuristic and like, let me spy on you. He filmed, he like finds him, he gets the proof, shows the mom, they get divorced.

• 27:53Mark Normand?

  That's incredible.

• 27:53Sam Morril?

  That's insane.

• 27:54Mark Normand?

  Wow. Holy shit.

• 27:57Sam Morril?

  Crazy shit.

• 27:57Mark Normand?

  That's a movie right there. Kid filming his dad, stepping out. Wow.

• 28:02Sam Morril?

  Crazy shit. But yeah, well, this movie's, you know, stressing us out. Obviously we're dealing with so many ups and downs, meeting people like, we're like, oh, we're sold on this one guy to direct and this other guy. And we're like, we can't, you know?

• 28:14Mark Normand?

  But this is kind of part of the business, that adventure. It's like the, the offer, we're making The Godfather. Ah, we got Al Pacino. He's too short. Fuck him. We want Robert Redford. He's not even Italian, blah, blah, blah, you know? Marlon Brando's a pain in the ass.

• 28:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it makes you romanticize it for sure.

• 28:27Mark Normand?

  Completely. And we're gonna be telling these stories in 50 years. Or maybe less than 50. But you know what I mean?

• 28:33Sam Morril?

  Guys who die in 14 years.

• 28:36Sam Morril?

  But yeah.

• 28:36Mark Normand?

  Well, I love, I love all that old seventies shit, like Spielberg, Lucas, uh, De Palma, uh, what's the other guy's name? Uh, Kubrick. They're all friends.

• 28:47Sam Morril?

  Scorsese?

• 28:47Mark Normand?

  Scorsese, yes, Scorsese. They're all friends. They all hang out. It's like young comics who are like trying to make it, hustling, trying to prove themselves. I love that shit.

• 28:55Sam Morril?

  That era was sick, man.

• 28:56Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, they're all on blow. They're all like down and out.

• 28:59Sam Morril?

  We gotta get Schrader on here. I want some Paul Schrader stories. He did Friedland Show.

• 29:04Mark Normand?

  That guy gets everybody. I don't know how he does it.

• 29:06Sam Morril?

  We gotta get Schrader.

• 29:07Mark Normand?

  He got Hunter Biden too.

• 29:08Sam Morril?

  Tell him, we'll do, we might be coked up with Paul Schrader. We'll blow lines with him.

• 29:11Mark Normand?

  Woo, now we're talking. Yeah, that shit's great. Uh,

• 29:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, what did I, oh, so I'm, I'm listening, my rec is this podcast called Founders.

• 29:21Sam Morril?

  Ooh, sounds interesting.

• 29:23Mark Normand?

  It's this crazy guy named Steve Senra or Renra, David, David, David Senra. This guy's a, a nut, but he's like a, a file cabinet of information. He reads autobiographies and then tells you all the greatest hits.

• 29:39Sam Morril?

  That's awesome.

• 29:40Mark Normand?

  So I listened to the one on Agassi, which got me into the, and then your rec on Agassi, so I'm like, alright, I got the book.

• 29:45Sam Morril?

  I think it's the greatest sports book ever written.

• 29:47Mark Normand?

  It's incredible.

• 29:47Sam Morril?

  Agassi's autobiography, that's my, my opinion.

• 29:50Mark Normand?

  But like all the Henry Ford and all these guys are unbelievably interesting and their stories. Cause you always hear about Steve Jobs with the turtleneck and all that.

• 29:58Sam Morril?

  That might be the best, that might be my favorite biography ever.

• 30:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, so he breaks.

• 30:02Sam Morril?

  Walter Isaacson?

• 30:03Mark Normand?

  Yes, but he breaks it down.

• 30:05Sam Morril?

  Noah guy, I think.

• 30:05Mark Normand?

  Huh?

• 30:05Sam Morril?

  I think he teaches at Tulane, Isaacson.

• 30:07Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 30:08Sam Morril?

  I could be wrong.

• 30:08Mark Normand?

  Wow, that's incredible. But yeah, so he just breaks down the best part, so it's like the highlights of all of them.

• 30:13Sam Morril?

  But that makes you wanna seek out more.

• 30:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I listened to the Roger Federer one, but the Christopher Nolan one, oh, the Rick Rubin one's a great too. Christopher Nolan, I had no idea. His parents, uh, his mom is British and his dad's American. They send him to the hardest Catholic school, boarding school in England. They live in Chicago, they're like, get out of here. They, they put him in this school, it's like a military school. He said the school was Darwinian, like if you didn't keep up, you got your ass kicked, they kicked you out. It was horrible and it taught him, that's why The Odyssey was under budget and ahead of schedule.

• 30:48Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 30:48Mark Normand?

  That movie was ahead of schedule and under budget, that's insane.

• 30:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 30:52Mark Normand?

  But he's like, this school taught me how to, uh, do things efficiently, do things quick and make shit work. And, uh, fucking fascinating. He said, he's like inception, I thought of when I was 16, I would lay in bed at my boarding school and think about inception. And then he made Inception.

• 31:09Sam Morril?

  Now, now everyone's laying in bed scrolling fucking, for you page, it's like, there's value in.

• 31:15Mark Normand?

  Boredom.

• 31:16Sam Morril?

  Boredom is, is valuable.

• 31:17Mark Normand?

  Hundred percent, yeah, he said he would just lay there and think and he has no cellphone and he doesn't use, uh, email or anything and he just thinks.

• 31:25Sam Morril?

  You have to be so successful or so unsuccessful to live that way.

• 31:28Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 31:29Sam Morril?

  Because you're so shut off from the world, like you need to have like eight assistants, which he probably does.

• 31:32Mark Normand?

  I'm sure.

• 31:33Sam Morril?

  Or you just don't, you're just like, how do I get in touch with that guy?

• 31:36Mark Normand?

  Right.

• 31:36Sam Morril?

  You're like, oh, you can't.

• 31:37Mark Normand?

  And he wants every part of the movie, he's like, I wanna work with the costume guy, I wanna work with the set guy, the script guy, I'm the director and I work with the actors and the location guy. He's all over the movie.

• 31:47Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 31:48Mark Normand?

  And he did Memento, he played it at Cannes or whatever. Dead silence after the movie and he's like, I bombed, everybody hated it and they got like a 10 minute standing ovation.

• 31:58Sam Morril?

  Whoa.

• 31:59Mark Normand?

  So then he wanted.

• 32:00Sam Morril?

  Don't you feel like everything gets a 10 minute standing O at Cannes?

• 32:02Mark Normand?

  It feels like that, yeah.

• 32:03Sam Morril?

  Like this movie got an 18 minute standing ovation, like that's not even fucking possible.

• 32:06Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 32:07Sam Morril?

  Nothing got a 18 minute standing O.

• 32:09Mark Normand?

  Six minutes of doing this, you're like, are we, we're going, we're still going, okay, okay.

• 32:13Sam Morril?

  I don't think I've ever been in present, in the presence of a movie getting a standing O.

• 32:18Mark Normand?

  I haven't either.

• 32:18Sam Morril?

  Is that like a thing at Cannes, why do they do that there?

• 32:20Mark Normand?

  I've, no, I haven't either, yeah.

• 32:21Sam Morril?

  Is it all like showy, is it just to be like?

• 32:24Mark Normand?

  I think at festivals they do it, but maybe clap, but a standing O is crazy.

• 32:28Sam Morril?

  It's weird.

• 32:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but that's how they show, you know, whatever, but he tried to make another movie, nobody would buy it. And then he was like, alright, I guess I'm out of the business. Soderbergh was like, no one's hiring this guy? So him and George Clooney executive produced it and it got.

• 32:44Sam Morril?

  Which movie was that?

• 32:45Mark Normand?

  Whatever the second movie was he made, sorry.

• 32:48Sam Morril?

  Not The Following.

• 32:50Mark Normand?

  No, no. Huh?

• 32:51Sam Morril?

  That was the first one.

• 32:52Speaker 02

  That's his first one.

• 32:53Mark Normand?

  Okay, maybe that was the one that played at Sundance and killed it.

• 32:55Sam Morril?

  So Memento, they did Memento?

• 32:57Mark Normand?

  So then Memento, he tried to sell it, nobody would buy it and then they got it made.

• 33:00Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 33:01Mark Normand?

  And then he was full to the moon after that.

• 33:05Sam Morril?

  Then Insomnia?

• 33:06Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 33:08Sam Morril?

  Okay.

• 33:09Mark Normand?

  Imagine that your third movie, you're working with Pacino, that's.

• 33:12Sam Morril?

  And Robin Williams.

• 33:12Mark Normand?

  And Robin Williams, that's a sign like, oh, this guy's got something.

• 33:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 33:15Mark Normand?

  And then Batman Begins was huge and Dark Knight, of course, the rest is history.

• 33:21Sam Morril?

  Yeah, wow, and he did Inception in between The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises, that's crazy.

• 33:26Mark Normand?

  Fascinating, uh, life this guy had and always tinkering, always working on stuff, he had a studio and then the other rec is Project Hail Mary. Woo, I think the best movie of the year.

• 33:40Sam Morril?

  Wow, okay, I liked it, I loved it.

• 33:41Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 33:42Sam Morril?

  It got built up so hard to me that it was like, it's good, it's a good movie, but it's also like, yeah, no, it was good, it was a good movie.

• 33:49Mark Normand?

  I was a little thrown by the alien, I didn't know it was gonna be that much of an alien.

• 33:52Sam Morril?

  A little cutesy for me.

• 33:53Mark Normand?

  A little cutesy, but I didn't know he could carry a movie, so.

• 33:56Sam Morril?

  What are you talking about, he's like the best.

• 33:58Mark Normand?

  I had no, I never thought of it that way.

• 33:59Sam Morril?

  You've never seen the Nice Guys?

• 34:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but it's Kim and Russell Crowe and it's a good script.

• 34:03Sam Morril?

  Fucking.

• 34:04Mark Normand?

  This is him alone carrying it.

• 34:06Sam Morril?

  He's in a lot of stuff, pull up his IMDb, he's, he's.

• 34:10Mark Normand?

  Drive he carried.

• 34:11Sam Morril?

  Drive, yeah, La La Land, he's great in.

• 34:13Mark Normand?

  He also stole the show in Barbie, by the way.

• 34:15Sam Morril?

  He did. Two, two straight guys being like, you know what's good about Barbie? The man.

• 34:20Mark Normand?

  He was the best.

• 34:21Sam Morril?

  He was.

• 34:22Mark Normand?

  Well, he was the comedic relief.

• 34:23Sam Morril?

  You know, also Crazy Stupid Love is a, is a slept on rom-com.

• 34:26Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 34:27Sam Morril?

  Cause I don't usually like rom-coms, you've got, it's like, you've gotta be, it's like a horror movie, it's gotta be so good.

• 34:32Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 34:32Sam Morril?

  Like it, but like that's one that you're like, yeah, that's undeniable.

• 34:35Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 34:35Sam Morril?

  And it's actually funny.

• 34:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah, what, that, Annie Hall, there's not a lot.

• 34:39Sam Morril?

  And Harry Met Sally.

• 34:40Mark Normand?

  Harry Met Sally's a, a banger.

• 34:41Sam Morril?

  Annie Hall's cynical.

• 34:43Mark Normand?

  True.

• 34:43Sam Morril?

  They don't end up together.

• 34:45Mark Normand?

  True.

• 34:45Sam Morril?

  High fidelity cynical.

• 34:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 34:47Sam Morril?

  I like the ones with some fucking cynicism.

• 34:49Mark Normand?

  And they both break the fourth wall.

• 34:51Sam Morril?

  True.

• 34:51Mark Normand?

  Hmm.

• 34:52Sam Morril?

  No, Gosling's great, man. Get him on here.

• 34:56Mark Normand?

  Ah, ah, God, something weird in here.

• 34:58Sam Morril?

  Cocktail with, uh, Gosling, you seem to think we can get Brad Pitt, which I don't believe.

• 35:03Mark Normand?

  That's crazy.

• 35:04Sam Morril?

  He's, he's back on the sauce, which does work in our favor.

• 35:07Mark Normand?

  I was trying to think of the, what's the funny tweet here, what's the tweet, cause there was like TMZ, Brad Pitt's drinking again, it has that funny photo of him with like crazy sunglasses on. And I couldn't get it, I put bullet train, like bullet rye, no one liked it, but, uh, um.

• 35:21Sam Morril?

  It had to be explained to me.

• 35:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but somebody.

• 35:24Sam Morril?

  Cause if I saw the spelling, I would've gotten it.

• 35:25Mark Normand?

  Ah, okay, somebody wrote, uh, oh, now we're gonna hear what he really thinks about the Jews or something and it went crazy viral.

• 35:32Sam Morril?

  Hmm, it's not that good.

• 35:33Mark Normand?

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• 36:16Mark Normand?

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• 36:57Mark Normand?

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• 37:37Mark Normand?

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• 39:00Mark Normand?

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• 39:43Mark Normand?

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• 40:26Mark Normand?

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• 41:11Mark Normand?

  I mean, he looks like a strip club owner or something.

• 41:14Sam Morril?

  Flight club? No, I don't know.

• 41:16Mark Normand?

  How do you, oh, like Flight of Beers?

• 41:18Sam Morril?

  I don't know. I got nothing. What do you want? You just threw it out there.

• 41:21Mark Normand?

  That's a tough one. Um, something, I tell you, there was something in this cup. Sorry. Uh, but yeah, yeah, Brad's drinking again. So come on in, BP.

• 41:32Sam Morril?

  That'd be a fun app.

• 41:33Mark Normand?

  I know you got a new movie.

• 41:34Sam Morril?

  What's his new movie? Oh, is it the fucking Tarantino one?

• 41:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, Cliff Booth.

• 41:40Sam Morril?

  Tarantino played that well, dude.

• 41:42Mark Normand?

  What do you mean?

• 41:43Sam Morril?

  Well, he's like, if it, if it's shitty, no one's gonna blame him because he just wrote it. Cause Fincher is directing it.

• 41:49Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 41:50Sam Morril?

  And if it's amazing, he's like, I wrote it. He nailed it. It's like True Romance. He fucking, you know?

• 41:56Mark Normand?

  He also wrote Natural Born Killers, which I didn't love.

• 41:58Sam Morril?

  But he hated it too. He got ahead of that one.

• 42:00Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay.

• 42:01Sam Morril?

  He was like, they ruined it.

• 42:02Mark Normand?

  Oh, all right, all right.

• 42:03Sam Morril?

  True Romance, I fucking love.

• 42:04Mark Normand?

  That's a fun movie. Chris Penn's great.

• 42:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he is.

• 42:08Mark Normand?

  He's always great.

• 42:10Sam Morril?

  R.I.P.

• 42:10Mark Normand?

  R.I.P. He's in At Close Range.

• 42:13Sam Morril?

  I gotta, so you told me, I've seen, I've never, I've always almost watched At Close Range.

• 42:17Mark Normand?

  It's heavy.

• 42:17Sam Morril?

  Cause it's one of those that always gets brought up as like a neo noir.

• 42:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 42:21Sam Morril?

  But yeah, I gotta, it's, it's Sean Penn and.

• 42:24Mark Normand?

  And Walken's is dead.

• 42:26Sam Morril?

  Ooh.

• 42:26Mark Normand?

  And it's like a life of crime and all this shit. And it's a true story, but the cool thing about it is it's Walken as a great actor, not Walken being Walken. You know how like, you know how Al Pacino became like, once he said of a womanhead, he was like, hoo-ah!

• 42:41Sam Morril?

  He became a black jazz musician?

• 42:42Mark Normand?

  Yeah. She's got a great ass, you know? Same with Walken. Walken's like, oh, the watch was in my ass. I'm the only comedian who can't do a Walken.

• 42:51Sam Morril?

  I know.

• 42:51Mark Normand?

  But this is Walken just as an amazing actor. He plays like a rural redneck in rural Pennsylvania and it's incredible.

• 43:00Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 43:00Mark Normand?

  I mean, you, you are in Pennsylvania, like walking down, uh, train tracks with corn, corn husks next to you. Logan, something like that, Hogan, something? I can't remember.

• 43:11Sam Morril?

  I've heard it's good.

• 43:12Mark Normand?

  It's good, but it's, and Sean Penn is unbelievable. Boy, that guy can act.

• 43:16Sam Morril?

  He brings the fucking heat, dude.

• 43:17Mark Normand?

  Does he bring the heat?

• 43:18Sam Morril?

  Always.

• 43:19Mark Normand?

  But it's very rebel out of causey, like, Jesus Christ, that guy's a catcher's mitt.

• 43:24Sam Morril?

  I mean, that is, he is, he is aging like milk. What the fuck?

• 43:27Mark Normand?

  Whoa, Harvey Milk. Look at that. Looks like.

• 43:31Sam Morril?

  Harvey Milk looks better today than Sean Penn.

• 43:33Mark Normand?

  I know. He's like an old couch.

• 43:36Sam Morril?

  That is crazy. What's the smoking, maybe?

• 43:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, for sure.

• 43:39Sam Morril?

  He just won't give it up.

• 43:40Mark Normand?

  No, no. Also, he's hanging out with the cartel. He's in Katrina with a shotgun and a canoe. He lives hard.

• 43:47Sam Morril?

  He lives hard. He was like, he was on the front lines of, of Ukraine the day the war fucking broke. He was like, I'll check it out. We're like, you wanna make a movie maybe instead? He, uh, yeah, he's good.

• 44:00Mark Normand?

  Wow, let's see the dating history on Penn when you're, when you're done there. I didn't know, he didn't start Lee's Darren?

• 44:06Sam Morril?

  That's a, that's a biggie.

• 44:08Mark Normand?

  Whoa, whoa. Olga Croka Coca Loka.

• 44:11Sam Morril?

  You know they're hot models when you can't pronounce their names?

• 44:13Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Minka Kelly?

• 44:15Sam Morril?

  Ooh.

• 44:15Mark Normand?

  Good golly. Kalua Rivero, Garcelle, wow, Garcelle Beauvais.

• 44:21Sam Morril?

  Johansson.

• 44:22Mark Normand?

  Uh-oh. We gotta chill, we gotta do a fact check on that. Let me call Colin. Just, uh, wow, Julia Robb, Jewel. Madonna, this is.

• 44:33Sam Morril?

  A lot of one names.

• 44:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 44:35Sam Morril?

  Sting, holy shit, he really.

• 44:36Mark Normand?

  Paul. Sting, Peggy Trentini, Bridget Nielsen. I hope that was before Flava.

• 44:43Sam Morril?

  He got lost in that thing. I'm sure. He's a short fella.

• 44:46Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 44:46Sam Morril?

  She liked him little.

• 44:47Mark Normand?

  She did. I guess some women like a short king, as they say. Yeah.

• 44:56Mark Normand?

  I think he had a, uh, there's a pub in.

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• 45:19Mark Normand?

  That's the best wool.

• 45:20Sam Morril?

  That's that wool keeps your feet nice and warm in the winter.

• 45:23Mark Normand?

  Very nice.

• 45:23Sam Morril?

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• 45:50Mark Normand?

  Very good.

• 45:51Sam Morril?

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• 45:52Mark Normand?

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• 45:53Sam Morril?

  I love it, dude. I, it's quality, it fits right and it's not expensive. I, I love it. And I like what, like, when it's not the logo everywhere on.

• 46:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, true, true.

• 46:02Sam Morril?

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• 46:22Mark Normand?

  Thank you. There's a whole bunch of.

• 46:24Sam Morril?

  He's good, man. Yeah, he's, I, I got a good movie rec for you. La Piscine.

• 46:28Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 46:29Sam Morril?

  French movie. Hey, man, when there's these criteria on sale every once in a while, I'm like, eh, fuck it, that looks like a good looking movie. I wanna buy the DVD because it looks better and I just, I just bought it.

• 46:37Mark Normand?

  P scene with a P.

• 46:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah, like, uh, it's the swimming pool.

• 46:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 46:43Sam Morril?

  It was remade in America and I think it sucked.

• 46:44Mark Normand?

  PI.

• 46:45Sam Morril?

  This one's with, uh, yeah, this one's with, uh, Elaine Delon, the old French hunk.

• 46:50Mark Normand?

  Oh, he's a handsome dude.

• 46:52Sam Morril?

  And, uh, Romy Schneider, who is a fucking fox. Oh, Jane Birkin's like super young in this. And it's, it's the vibe. You don't know exactly how everyone knows each other. There's these, it's this attractive couple by the pool making out, they're fooling around. You're like, who, what's their story? She says her friend's coming to visit them, who they both know, and you don't know how they know them. But then the friend has a weird competitive thing with Elaine Delon and he has a weird flirtation with her and they have a weird thing where they get turned on when they make each other jealous. It's, you could tell it's an unhealthy relationship. The friend is his daughter and then, you know, she's trying to make him jealous with, flirting with the friend and he tries to make her jealous by flirting with the daughter and it turns into a fucking mess.

• 47:32Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 47:33Sam Morril?

  And it builds slowly, but it, it gets really fucked up. And it's, I think it's a, it's a beautiful looking movie.

• 47:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 47:39Sam Morril?

  It's in the, a French Riviera, I think. So it looks insane. Like the colors are beautiful. It's like, it's a fluent lifestyle. It looks cool, but then it's also like.

• 47:48Mark Normand?

  95%.

• 47:48Sam Morril?

  It's got a little Mr. Ripley in it. There's a little darkness to it, which I, I dig.

• 47:53Mark Normand?

  Wow, this is a great premise.

• 47:55Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's, it's worth a watch.

• 47:57Mark Normand?

  Okay. 69, yeah. All right, that's very kind of a Woody Allen, but a sexy Woody Allen.

• 48:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah, totally.

• 48:04Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 48:04Sam Morril?

  It's kinda got that vibe. Less dialogue for sure.

• 48:08Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 48:08Sam Morril?

  Well, like every word kinda, there's a lot of weird things that happen.

• 48:12Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 48:13Sam Morril?

  It's a little more like uncomfortable, I think.

• 48:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 48:16Sam Morril?

  But there's definitely like, yeah, there's that, there's that infidelity type vibe too, but, uh.

• 48:21Mark Normand?

  It's kinda like Sexy, Sexy Beast. There's not a ton of dialogue, but you feel everything.

• 48:25Sam Morril?

  Totally, and it looks so fucking cool.

• 48:28Mark Normand?

  Who directed that?

• 48:31Mark Normand?

  Cause that was an interesting look. Oh, Ray Winstone is underrated.

• 48:34Sam Morril?

  Yeah, Jonathan Glazer. What else did he do?

• 48:36Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 48:38Sam Morril?

  I love that we're talking, we're talking to a director and he was getting mad at us. He's listening to this and he's like, ah, you, you guys don't know the name. I'm yelling it into the fucking.

• 48:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, one of the guys we're looking at to direct our movie brought up Ray Winstone. You know, Ro- is it Roger Corman?

• 48:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah. He was, he was a producer, right?

• 48:57Mark Normand?

  Yeah, he was friends with Nicholson.

• 48:59Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 48:59Mark Normand?

  So he, he would stand on the movie set and throw lines out. And uh, him and Nicholson were buddies. So he would go to every Nicholson movie and just throw lines out. So he went to the departed to hang out. And uh, there's a scene where Ray Winstone shoots a lady and Ray, and Corman goes, you know what you should say when you shoot her? Say she felt funny.

• 49:20Sam Morril?

  That was him?

• 49:20Mark Normand?

  And he goes, he goes, why would I say that? And he goes, because it shows how often you kill people. That if someone falls weird, you, you have to acknowledge it.

• 49:28Sam Morril?

  That's good.

• 49:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 49:29Sam Morril?

  I thought he just came up with that in his own. That's fucking great.

• 49:32Mark Normand?

  No, that's the, there's the, go to, go to, scroll down, scroll down. That's the Matt Damon story where he tells it.

• 49:37Sam Morril?

  Right, right. Oh yeah. We just fucking watched this.

• 49:39Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, that's what uh, Ruben said.

• 49:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 49:43Mark Normand?

  Good stuff. Good stuff. I love the movie knowledge. Boy, how about, you gotta hand it to Matt Damon. The guy wrote a fucking script, came out of nowhere and now he's in the Odyssey.

• 49:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 49:54Mark Normand?

  Like worked his way up, The Informant, all these movies. Then he did an action saga trilogy. Did that, you know, now he's doing his own shit, Project Greenlight, whatever the fuck. He really, he really went all the way up the ladder.

• 50:08Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he's fucking great, man.

• 50:10Mark Normand?

  He's great. Martian.

• 50:12Sam Morril?

  It's a pretty obvious take. My, Matt, Matt Damon's good.

• 50:15Mark Normand?

  Well, I'm just, I'm not just saying he's good. I'm saying he, he really, he stayed good and he stayed, he's got integrity. I feel like.

• 50:23Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 50:24Mark Normand?

  He loves movies.

• 50:25Sam Morril?

  For sure. Yeah. I like to listen to him talk about movies too. It's like, he just seemed, they seem the head of the curve when you hear him talk about.

• 50:31Mark Normand?

  Yes. Although Ben Affleck's getting lay Ie and people are getting mad at him.

• 50:36Sam Morril?

  About what?

• 50:37Mark Normand?

  He's leaning in AI. He's saying.

• 50:38Sam Morril?

  Oh, he is?

• 50:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, he's like, we gotta do more with AI.

• 50:41Sam Morril?

  A lot of people are saying that. It's not, I, I just.

• 50:43Mark Normand?

  Look at that. Founded it.

• 50:45Sam Morril?

  I just think this AI shit, man, like if you're using it to cheat, it's like, it feels like it's cheating. Like I don't want to get behind a fucking, I understand people have their opinion on it, but like, anytime I hear people ask like, oh, you can use it for jokes. I'm like, that takes the fucking fun out of writing jokes. Like AI with jokes?

• 51:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I'll Google something.

• 51:03Sam Morril?

  If you use it like for information, you know, the way you use Google, it's different than being like, using it to help you.

• 51:09Mark Normand?

  Yes.

• 51:10Sam Morril?

  Create stuff. Using it to create is cheating.

• 51:13Mark Normand?

  I agree. I agree.

• 51:15Sam Morril?

  And it's also not even good at it. But maybe it'll get good at some point.

• 51:18Mark Normand?

  It'll get good.

• 51:19Sam Morril?

  So yeah, I mean, but it's, it's, to me, it's like.

• 51:21Mark Normand?

  And it stunts your writing, like.

• 51:23Sam Morril?

  It's gonna make sterile shit. If you're using it, you're gonna make sterile shit.

• 51:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 51:28Sam Morril?

  Cause you're gonna be able to tell that something's soft and the fun in this, like there's no fucking blood and guts in your shit. If you're using that.

• 51:36Mark Normand?

  Exactly. It's like those songs that are overproduced. You want a little bit of feedback in there.

• 51:42Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 51:42Mark Normand?

  You know, you wanna, you wanna hear the music.

• 51:44Sam Morril?

  You want it to feel real.

• 51:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah. But everybody's doing it. Scorsese's doing it. Uh, George Lucas is doing it.

• 51:51Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I heard Eli Roth did it. He was getting shit for it. That movie looks like a fucking turd though.

• 51:56Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, that does. What was that one called?

• 51:58Sam Morril?

  The Ice Cream Man?

• 51:59Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Is that a horror? I assume.

• 52:04Mark Normand?

  Oh boy. Yeah. Uh, yeah, that, this is not my cup. Twenty-eight percent on rotten tea.

• 52:10Sam Morril?

  It's like, so the kids have bad ice cream and then murder all the adults?

• 52:14Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 52:15Sam Morril?

  What's the demo for this?

• 52:17Mark Normand?

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 52:18Sam Morril?

  I don't, I guess like horror nerds or something?

• 52:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, people like horror. And they're all trying to be uh, weapons, cause weapons was so low budget and a huge hit.

• 52:25Sam Morril?

  But weapons had more.

• 52:27Mark Normand?

  Yeah, sure. Weapons was great.

• 52:28Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 52:29Mark Normand?

  And I'm not a horror guy.

• 52:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, just the AI and the defending of the AI. I don't, I want no fucking part of it.

• 52:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but also you gotta, now that we're trying to make a movie, when it, this guy got this movie made. There's actors, there's a script, there's uh, you know, editing involved, there's little sets and locations. And then it's just a big piece of shit. It's like, gotta be crazy to go all that way. And then he must've really cared about this movie. And I'm not saying this piece of shit. I'm saying rotten to me doesn't say this piece of shit.

• 53:02Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I'm not gonna do the research to find out.

• 53:04Mark Normand?

  No, no.

• 53:04Sam Morril?

  But yeah, I know. It's like, that's, isn't it crazy to think about that you put like, the good thing about stand-up is like, we can kind of focus test it a little bit. You take it all over the country and you're like, all right, it's hitting, it's ready.

• 53:14Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 53:15Sam Morril?

  Whereas opposed to, you know, a movie, you could just put your heart and soul into it and it comes out and it's a piece of dog shit.

• 53:22Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally.

• 53:23Sam Morril?

  I mean, that's what Freakin' talks about in the book too. He talks about like, you know, he put all his heart and soul into these things that just weren't good.

• 53:29Mark Normand?

  Ah.

• 53:30Sam Morril?

  And it happens. It happens to everybody.

• 53:32Mark Normand?

  I mean, how long you worked on a joke where you have, six months later, you're like, I gotta just drop this thing.

• 53:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 53:37Mark Normand?

  You know, but again, that's a joke. You didn't put any money into it. This is like years of work and grips and lighting guys and craft service people. And it's just a big pile of shit.

• 53:47Sam Morril?

  A lot of work.

• 53:48Mark Normand?

  Crazy.

• 53:49Sam Morril?

  But think, I mean, great people make pieces of shit.

• 53:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:53Sam Morril?

  Directors we love have made pieces of shit.

• 53:55Mark Normand?

  That's true. Scorsese has, you know, some weak movies. It's kind of inevitable. I mean, I heard the new uh, Spielberg sucked. Disclosure Day? Oh, Megalopolis, perfect example.

• 54:08Sam Morril?

  That's, that's a crazy one.

• 54:09Mark Normand?

  That's a bummer.

• 54:10Sam Morril?

  Because it's, it's also his money.

• 54:12Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 54:13Sam Morril?

  That's what sucks is you put your fucking money where your mouth is and you lost what? Over a hundred mil?

• 54:18Mark Normand?

  Is that Coppola?

• 54:19Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 54:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 54:20Speaker 02

  Sold his uh, winery.

• 54:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, is that right?

• 54:24Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 54:25Mark Normand?

  Poor bastard. We could have written a better movie.

• 54:28Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he just took a big swing.

• 54:30Mark Normand?

  Yeah. I think you gotta respect it.

• 54:32Sam Morril?

  I respect the fuck out of it. And the thing is, you hear him in interviews and he's still sharp. I mean, him talking about it, you're like, yeah, this is passion and this is cool. And it, I guess it didn't work. I didn't see it. I heard it was pretty rough, but maybe I should just fucking watch it.

• 54:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah. And look, the cast is great. I heard him in an interview, this is probably 10 years ago, but he was like, Hollywood won't give me a movie unless it's a, a gangster movie. And you're like, damn, that, that's shitty too though. Because you're like, he has to have one genre for the rest of his life? It's like what uh, Josh Homme was saying. Like people should be able to, you know, evolve.

• 55:07Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you know, and then you even watched, do you ever see the documentary for Apocalypse Now? Like the making of it?

• 55:13Mark Normand?

  No, I heard it's great.

• 55:14Sam Morril?

  It's incredible, but it shows how even at his creative peak, it was kind of a mess.

• 55:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:20Sam Morril?

  I mean, think about how long it took to shoot that movie. He was in the jungle for like, on what, you could fact check this, but I think it was like close to two years.

• 55:27Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 55:28Sam Morril?

  Uh, first actor, who, forgot who before was Martin Sheen, dropped out, like fuck this shit.

• 55:33Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 55:33Sam Morril?

  Martin Sheen shows up, he has a heart attack. He's a young guy. I mean, it was a fucking disaster. Then the movie's over budget and he's like, I'll put up my own fucking money. So he's like, if it doesn't make this money, I'm in it. So he, he gambled then.

• 55:45Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 55:45Sam Morril?

  So that, that maverick type wildcard shit was already in him.

• 55:49Mark Normand?

  Well, yeah, sure.

• 55:50Sam Morril?

  But you know, that shit, when it's a hundred and twenty or whatever of your own money.

• 55:54Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 55:55Sam Morril?

  Woo. It's crazy that a brilliant guy can make, can put up a hundred and twenty for his perfect vision and it's a piece of shit. I mean, it does go to show that like sometimes these gatekeepers, although they're wrong a lot of the time, sometimes they do know.

• 56:07Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's a good point.

• 56:08Sam Morril?

  Sometimes they're like, that's not right and that's not gonna work. Sometimes a little guidance is good. Cause we've seen people who we know are hilarious too.

• 56:16Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:17Sam Morril?

  And they kind of lose those people, they don't really want to hear it from people anymore.

• 56:21Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 56:21Sam Morril?

  And that loss of connection, their, their work suffers.

• 56:24Mark Normand?

  Their work suffers for sure. Well, you know, you got those guys with music. You have like Rick Rubens who come in and they go, let me make this album better. What is a movie, Rick Rubin?

• 56:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 56:34Mark Normand?

  You know, is there a guy who comes in and goes, huh, I don't like this. This is gonna flop. This is gonna be bad. We gotta change that. There must be that guy.

• 56:41Sam Morril?

  I think you bring in, if you have your friends, if you still trust your friends, you bring your friends, be like, what do you think of this?

• 56:45Mark Normand?

  I guess so. Yeah. But just like Michael Mann, bring in uh, you know, Wes Anderson and go, hey, what do you think of this shoot, shootout scene?

• 56:54Sam Morril?

  I'd make it a little more whimsical.

• 56:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 56:56Sam Morril?

  It should be a little talking fox here somewhere.

• 56:59Mark Normand?

  Right, right. He hasn't had a movie in a minute.

• 57:03Sam Morril?

  Who?

• 57:03Mark Normand?

  Wes Anderson.

• 57:04Sam Morril?

  He just had one.

• 57:05Mark Normand?

  Oh, he did?

• 57:06Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it just came out.

• 57:07Mark Normand?

  Oh boy.

• 57:09Sam Morril?

  The Phoenician Scheme last year, didn't say it.

• 57:11Mark Normand?

  Oh boy. Didn't even hear about it. And I like Benicio. Let me pull up some peeves I got here. Watch out everybody.

• 57:18Sam Morril?

  Yeah, what do you got?

• 57:19Mark Normand?

  I got some.

• 57:20Sam Morril?

  You're peevin?

• 57:21Mark Normand?

  I usually try to remember them and I said, fuck that. I'm writing them down. And now I got a bunch.

• 57:26Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I think I got some.

• 57:27Mark Normand?

  Okay, hold on. Let me find them here. Pea, here we go.

• 57:32Mark Normand?

  Uh, this is annoying. No, wait, I did that, uh, two weeks ago. Hold on. Where's the new peeve? There it is. Um, you ever have this guy who is trying to get an answer out of you? And you don't know, but he keeps asking, you know, it'll be like, what's that, uh, that Wes Anderson movie? The one that just came out? I don't know. Was it Grand Budapest? I don't know. Was it the, the, the, the Fantastic Mr. Fox? I don't know. Was it, uh, Mystic River? I don't know.

• 58:01Sam Morril?

  I think they're gonna shake something loose and you're like, I don't know.

• 58:03Mark Normand?

  I don't know. And I feel bad saying I don't know 17 times, but once I said, I don't know, I don't know. Like.

• 58:08Sam Morril?

  Also, you got a phone. Use the fucking phone.

• 58:11Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Yeah. But he just kept going and it was driving me crazy.

• 58:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah, that guy, no. Yeah, I got, I got a few peeves. I got one, one, a big one is, I'll do this sometimes. Like I just eat too much sometimes. So then I'll just be like, I'm just gonna get healthy shit. And then I just eat way too much of the healthy shit. I'm like, what the fuck am I doing?

• 58:29Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 58:29Sam Morril?

  Like there's this place by me called Tash Ken. It's a little fucking new grocer. Great, they have great shit. They have this carrot salad. It's, I'm like, oh, eat healthy. I'll just eat a lot of carrots, a lot of carrots. Going through jars of this shit. It's drenched in vinegar. Then I'm having like fucking heartburn. So you're like, you gaslight yourself and you're like, I gotta eat, uh, healthy. And then you're just like, well, now I'm sick.

• 58:49Mark Normand?

  Oh, I know this place.

• 58:50Sam Morril?

  It's fucking awesome. They have awesome food. Good shawarma there too.

• 58:54Mark Normand?

  Ooh, alright.

• 58:56Sam Morril?

  That's a peeve. I got another peeve.

• 58:59Mark Normand?

  Alright, a peeve on a peeve.

• 59:00Sam Morril?

  Yelling from the other room. Just come in the room. Why are you yelling?

• 59:05Mark Normand?

  That's a, that's a lady thing.

• 59:07Sam Morril?

  It's a real lady thing.

• 59:08Mark Normand?

  Well, you're like, your lady yells. My wife will be like, I'm like, you're in the other room. How can I hear that?

• 59:13Sam Morril?

  Oh my god.

• 59:15Mark Normand?

  I would rather her go, what, where's the toothpaste? But she's like, where's the toothpaste?

• 59:18Sam Morril?

  She'll, she'll always do it when I'm doing, like, I'll be like brushing my teeth, electric toothbrush, and she's yelling. I'm like, you know I can't hear. You use this toothbrush.

• 59:25Mark Normand?

  And come in and talk to me. The yelling's not working.

• 59:28Sam Morril?

  Yeah, she'll be in bed. That's a lot.

• 59:30Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's what it is. Yeah.

• 59:32Sam Morril?

  And I'm just like, come on, just fucking come in the room.

• 59:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Hate that. Hate that. My wife will have a full conversation and I want to be in the room. And she comes in, she's like, isn't that crazy? I'm like, I, I missed the, the prequel. I'm getting the sequel here. I, I missed, uh, A New Hope. You're right on Return of the Jedi.

• 59:49Sam Morril?

  Yelling, yelling from the other room's a big.

• 59:51Mark Normand?

  That's a big one. That's a big one. Uh, okay. Oh, how about this one? I hate this guy. This guy drives me crazy. The guy who keeps asking if you're ready. You know, he goes, uh, oh man, you're not gonna believe who I saw yesterday. I'm like, oh, hit me. He goes, you ready for this? I'm like, I'm ready, baby. Who'd you see? You sure you're ready? Are you ready? I'm ready. We're ready. We're all ready. I don't really even give a shit.

• 1:00:14Sam Morril?

  And by the way, it's never, it's never Bill Cosby. It's never huge.

• 1:00:18Mark Normand?

  I know, exactly.

• 1:00:19Sam Morril?

  Just Steve. And like, that's it?

• 1:00:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Sam Morril?

  I buckled up.

• 1:00:22Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:00:23Sam Morril?

  You told me to be ready.

• 1:00:24Mark Normand?

  I'm wet. I'm lubed. You ready?

• 1:00:27Sam Morril?

  You ready for this?

• 1:00:28Mark Normand?

  You ready for this dick to get in your ass? Yeah, bring it on.

• 1:00:30Sam Morril?

  I fucking hate the you ready.

• 1:00:31Mark Normand?

  You sure you're ready?

• 1:00:33Sam Morril?

  I, you should be going the other way. You should, you should be lowering the bar.

• 1:00:36Mark Normand?

  Lower the bar.

• 1:00:37Sam Morril?

  So that way I'm really dazzling.

• 1:00:38Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:00:39Sam Morril?

  You're just, you're setting me up for disappointment.

• 1:00:41Mark Normand?

  That's true, cause it's never that great. You're right.

• 1:00:43Sam Morril?

  It's never that good.

• 1:00:44Mark Normand?

  Yeah, good point. Alright.

• 1:00:46Sam Morril?

  You won't believe who I fucked the other day.

• 1:00:48Mark Normand?

  Who?

• 1:00:49Sam Morril?

  You ready?

• 1:00:49Mark Normand?

  I'm ready.

• 1:00:50Sam Morril?

  You ready?

• 1:00:51Mark Normand?

  Uh, you know what? I'm not ready. Give me an hour and a half. Then I'll be ready. Let me take a shower.

• 1:00:55Sam Morril?

  It was my girlfriend anyway. It wasn't good. I was gonna say RuPaul, but it wasn't.

• 1:00:59Mark Normand?

  Uh.

• 1:01:01Sam Morril?

  What else?

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  Can I give you a rec?

• 1:01:05Sam Morril?

  Oh, please.

• 1:01:06Speaker 02

  I watched the entire series of the Sarah Silverman program.

• 1:01:10Sam Morril?

  Whoa. And by the way, shout out Dave Justkow, who's in that show.

• 1:01:14Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:15Sam Morril?

  Slip Yegly.

• 1:01:16Mark Normand?

  I think Galifianakis is in it. Maybe I'm wrong.

• 1:01:20Sam Morril?

  So the rec is the Sarah Silverman program?

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's a good show. Three seasons. It's tight. It's funny.

• 1:01:25Sam Morril?

  We almost had her on this show, but it didn't work out.

• 1:01:28Mark Normand?

  We'll get her eventually. I watched it when it was new, but I don't remember it that well, to be honest.

• 1:01:32Sam Morril?

  Harris Whittles wrote on that show.

• 1:01:33Mark Normand?

  Whoa, that guy's brilliant.

• 1:01:35Sam Morril?

  Eastbound and Down, Parks and Rec.

• 1:01:37Mark Normand?

  Wow, I think he wrote a book too.

• 1:01:39Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Mark Normand?

  He invented the term, uh, humble brag.

• 1:01:45Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 1:01:46Mark Normand?

  He invented that term. The humble brag.

• 1:01:48Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:01:49Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Sam Morril?

  You said you started Five Easy Pieces and didn't finish. Are you gonna go back to it or are you just done with it?

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  I will. You, you talk me into it. I'll.

• 1:01:59Mark Normand?

  You gotta go back. The diner scene alone is a classic.

• 1:02:02Sam Morril?

  Oh, did you not make it to the diner scene?

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  No, I made it like.

• 1:02:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, that's the whole movie.

• 1:02:07Sam Morril?

  The diner scene's classic.

• 1:02:08Mark Normand?

  That's crazy. That's like walking out of, uh, Something About Mary before the jizz in the hair.

• 1:02:12Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  I never walk out of that one.

• 1:02:14Sam Morril?

  Dude, Five Easy Pieces, you gotta go back. What, you watched something else though too, didn't you? What was the other one?

• 1:02:19Speaker 02

  Uh, Do the Right Thing.

• 1:02:21Sam Morril?

  That's a classic.

• 1:02:22Mark Normand?

  I tried to watch Bound. No one's got it. I tried it on Plex. I couldn't find it. I tried it on Amazon Prime. It was $3.99, so I bailed.

• 1:02:30Sam Morril?

  Oh, come on. Drop the $3.99. It's worth it. It's, it's a fucking great neo noir.

• 1:02:36Mark Normand?

  Okay, $4.99.

• 1:02:37Sam Morril?

  A buddy who's a director.

• 1:02:40Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:02:41Sam Morril?

  He, he told you to see it.

• 1:02:42Mark Normand?

  He was raving. Both of you were raving.

• 1:02:43Sam Morril?

  The Wachowskis did it, before The Matrix.

• 1:02:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's, that's a good sign. I love Gina Gershon.

• 1:02:48Sam Morril?

  Oh, man. That's a great flick.

• 1:02:50Mark Normand?

  Alright, alright.

• 1:02:52Sam Morril?

  Highly wrecked that one. If you want a fun, fun movie.

• 1:02:55Mark Normand?

  Alright, how about this guy? Last peeve. You ready? Okay, last peeve. Um, the guy, well, you're, you're in a group. Maybe four or five people. Everybody's cracking jokes, having a good time. And the guy who makes a joke in the middle of all the jokes? Not the best joke, but everybody keeps going and then he keeps repeating it, making sure you heard. Even though we all heard it the first time, we just chose to quietly move on, but he's still hammering it, just in case.

• 1:03:22Sam Morril?

  Didn't get what he wanted.

• 1:03:23Mark Normand?

  Didn't get what he wanted, so he keeps repeating it.

• 1:03:25Sam Morril?

  You can't recycle new material.

• 1:03:27Mark Normand?

  I know. Especially if it didn't hit, it didn't hit. Accept it, move on.

• 1:03:31Sam Morril?

  That's the thing. You, you gotta assume it was heard.

• 1:03:34Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. So now it's bombed four times instead of one. So I'm trying to think of an example of what it was, but it was, you know, it was a green room full of comics. And the guy was just saying the same line over and over.

• 1:03:45Sam Morril?

  But I gotta peeve you though, on top of that.

• 1:03:47Mark Normand?

  Alright.

• 1:03:47Sam Morril?

  Is when you do that and then you don't repeat it and no one actually heard it. And then someone else says the same thing a second later and they get the laugh.

• 1:03:54Mark Normand?

  That's, yes.

• 1:03:55Sam Morril?

  The hijacking.

• 1:03:56Mark Normand?

  The hijack joke. The high joke.

• 1:03:58Sam Morril?

  The high joke.

• 1:03:58Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes.

• 1:03:59Sam Morril?

  That's a fucking, so that's a peeve and you're peeve, but you're right. You can't, you gotta just take the L.

• 1:04:04Mark Normand?

  You can't go, I just said that. That's a bad look.

• 1:04:07Sam Morril?

  I want credit.

• 1:04:08Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. But the worst is when they really blow the guy. They're like, oh shit, that's the fucking line of the night. You're like, oh no, that was mine. Play the tape. Review the tape. Yeah, that's tough.

• 1:04:20Sam Morril?

  See if I have any other peeves. I think I do. I'm, I'm peeving up a storm lately.

• 1:04:26Mark Normand?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:04:28Sam Morril?

  Oh, here's a fucking other girlfriend peeve.

• 1:04:30Mark Normand?

  Uh-oh.

• 1:04:33Sam Morril?

  And it's like indecisiveness is really the peeve, but it's like, she was gonna cook for me, which is very nice. But she keep, she can't decide on what it's gonna be. And you and I are in the middle of like having a panic freak out. Cause we're on the phone, we're going back and forth, cause of a director dropping out of our thing. And we're, and we're figuring out who's the next one. And we, we're talking about the meetings and we're kinda going back and forth. And we're into, we're being our own indecisive, but it's over a big thing.

• 1:04:55Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 1:04:55Sam Morril?

  She asked me 42 times, chicken or fish? And I go, it doesn't matter. She goes, well, the chicken. This is the part where the chicken was like, either way, I'm happy with, I'm happy with whatever you make. She goes, the shit, the fish? It might be a little healthier. It's white fish. It's full of protein. I'm just like, I honestly, I could, it doesn't matter. I could even order it. Whatever you want. She goes, but I wanna make you something. I'm like, okay. And then I'm like.

• 1:05:15Mark Normand?

  Very nice.

• 1:05:16Sam Morril?

  Yeah, very nice. But I'm also like, she goes, chicken, 40th time. She goes, so bronzino or like a corn? I'm like, I don't give a fuck. Whatever you make is fucking fantastic.

• 1:05:26Mark Normand?

  I just got a black eye. Uh, and the worst on top of that peeve.

• 1:05:31Sam Morril?

  Now I'm an asshole. This is the worst part.

• 1:05:33Mark Normand?

  I know, I know. I'm just trying to cook for you and you yell at me. You know? Well, on top of that is when you go, the chicken. And they go, yeah, the chicken would be good, but the fish. I'm like, don't ask me that.

• 1:05:43Sam Morril?

  You wouldn't even need me.

• 1:05:44Mark Normand?

  You don't need me.

• 1:05:45Sam Morril?

  Just choose. I literally think, just you choose, you choose. I'm, I'm so happy you're cooking.

• 1:05:49Mark Normand?

  I know, I know. That's annoying. That's a peeve.

• 1:05:52Sam Morril?

  Anyway, she made me steak.

• 1:05:54Mark Normand?

  Hey. And she moved out. Um, yeah, I hate to, uh, I might've used this peeve before. But now we're, we're, we're peeving on top of peeving. I'm on a peeve roll here.

• 1:06:05Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:05Mark Normand?

  The, when you make the plans or you figure something out, so you do all the dirty work. I got the tickets. I got us the Uber. I got us parking. And they go, this Uber sucks. Uh, why'd you get this Uber? Oh, man. Oh, you got us these tickets. We're in row 17. Oh, that's kinda shitty. This parking garage, ew. Why'd you pick it? I'm like, you didn't do anything. I did all the work and now I'm getting punished for doing the legwork.

• 1:06:28Sam Morril?

  I did the itinerary and you're complaining. Oh, I'm the same, I'm the same way. Dude, I, cause I'm the same way. I'm a little bit of a control freak with this stuff. I like to plan everything.

• 1:06:36Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:36Sam Morril?

  Just cause I wanna make sure everything's good.

• 1:06:38Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 1:06:38Sam Morril?

  But then you make one misstep. That's all you hear about.

• 1:06:41Mark Normand?

  And it's your fault. Everything's your fault.

• 1:06:43Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:06:44Mark Normand?

  So that one sucks. I got one last. I tell you, I wrote them down. It's, uh, you're fucked.

• 1:06:49Sam Morril?

  I might have a couple more. I'm peeping up a storm too.

• 1:06:52Mark Normand?

  I'm getting a little annoyed with the, uh, the you gotta do. You know, the guy goes, uh, you ever do, uh, you ever do chiropractor? I'm like, nah, I never did a chiropractor. You gotta do a chiropractor.

• 1:07:05Sam Morril?

  And by the way, that's not a you gotta do.

• 1:07:07Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 1:07:07Sam Morril?

  That could go south.

• 1:07:08Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 1:07:09Sam Morril?

  I mean, it's not like fucking doctors hate chiropractors.

• 1:07:12Mark Normand?

  Really? I do acupuncture.

• 1:07:15Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it's different.

• 1:07:16Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:07:17Sam Morril?

  It's the, it's the cracking they don't like.

• 1:07:20Mark Normand?

  Whoa, I crack everything.

• 1:07:21Sam Morril?

  Acupuncture is ancient Chinese medicine. That's fucking like needles. It's like deeper than a massage. I think an acupuncture could be really good, but.

• 1:07:28Mark Normand?

  Do you feel better after?

• 1:07:29Sam Morril?

  I feel way better.

• 1:07:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, all right, all right.

• 1:07:31Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I don't do it a ton. I just don't have a lot of time to do it, but like, yeah, a good acupuncturist, that's.

• 1:07:37Mark Normand?

  Just see a needle in your forehead feels like, uh.

• 1:07:41Sam Morril?

  Try one right here, buddy. It'll really turn things up. Do it under a bridge.

• 1:07:45Mark Normand?

  Yeah, but they'll be like, this needle in your knee is for harmony. This is for, uh.

• 1:07:50Sam Morril?

  Well, that sounds weird, that shit.

• 1:07:51Mark Normand?

  And all that. I'm like, what are we doing here? You're telling me there's a, there's a thing right here? I see a needle in the forehead. I'm like, this is crazy.

• 1:07:58Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but it really, you really, it can really help.

• 1:08:02Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:08:02Sam Morril?

  I mean, doctors recommend acupuncture.

• 1:08:04Mark Normand?

  Oh, all right, all right. These are crazy. These, not the, not the, I can't watch a dog get cracked. This is weird, but.

• 1:08:11Sam Morril?

  He just breaks his neck?

• 1:08:12Mark Normand?

  I know. It feels like it, but.

• 1:08:14Sam Morril?

  I've gotten chiropractor words help, but I'm scared to do it for sure.

• 1:08:17Mark Normand?

  Oh, really?

• 1:08:18Sam Morril?

  The cracking scares me, yeah.

• 1:08:20Mark Normand?

  I did it once. Uh, Bert, you know, Bert has to go all out on these tours. He gets like, he had a haircut lady. He had a chiropractor. He had like a guy making snowballs. Nice rump, but he got a chiropractor and I had a crazy neck crick from a long flight to Phoenix. And then my neck was killing me and I said, fuck it, man. Hit me. I was a little nervous and he's like, oh my God, he's feeling my neck. He's like, this is crazy. How often do you fly? I go, every weekend. He goes, I can tell. Your neck is fucked up. And I was like, oh shit. And he went, uh, hold on one second. And it felt, I felt like a child again. I felt great.

• 1:08:53Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it can help, but I do, I worry that they're fucking something like they're giving you temporary relief and they're fucking something up.

• 1:08:59Mark Normand?

  Sure.

• 1:08:59Sam Morril?

  What I worry about, but yeah, I've done it. Like same with you. It's like the travel will fuck you up sometimes. And I've, I've had problems. I remember doing a Conan or something back in the day and a guy completely saved me.

• 1:09:09Mark Normand?

  Whoa.

• 1:09:10Sam Morril?

  Dr. Cole in, uh, Studio City, I think. Saved the day.

• 1:09:14Mark Normand?

  Now, a good massage, I feel guilty getting them, but when you get a good massage, that is, that is the best thing in the world.

• 1:09:21Sam Morril?

  Two things that are really good about them is, one is, it, it, I just feel like I, I can think.

• 1:09:29Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:29Sam Morril?

  My mind is clear because I'm not, I'm not thinking about anything.

• 1:09:32Mark Normand?

  Not on your phone.

• 1:09:33Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but also, yeah, I mean, you just realize how fucked up your body is as you get older and stuff.

• 1:09:38Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Sam Morril?

  I don't stretch enough. I went to yoga with, from Liz from the Comedy Cellar over the weekend and I left like, I feel so fucking good.

• 1:09:45Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 1:09:45Sam Morril?

  I just don't, as an adult, you just, we gotta stretch, man.

• 1:09:48Mark Normand?

  I know.

• 1:09:48Sam Morril?

  We're tight.

• 1:09:49Mark Normand?

  I know. Boy, yeah, it's bad. Sometimes I'm banging the wife and I'm like, I could never do any of this shit I'm doing with her legs. If you did this shit with my legs that I'm doing with her legs.

• 1:09:58Sam Morril?

  You wouldn't need her.

• 1:09:59Mark Normand?

  I would, I would break. Like, I'd be in the hospital.

• 1:10:04Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:04Mark Normand?

  I'm like flipping this, uh, and she's pregnant. I'm flipping that up, flipping this around and she's. I think women are built different though. They're, they're biologically shaped so you can penetrate them.

• 1:10:14Sam Morril?

  Oh, totally.

• 1:10:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Oh, I don't know.

• 1:10:16Sam Morril?

  Baby's getting a full body workout. You're, you're sticking in daggers. He's bouncing around. She's falling everywhere.

• 1:10:22Mark Normand?

  He thinks it's a coat hanger. Yeah, but he fist bumped my dick at one point.

• 1:10:27Mark Normand?

  But yeah, yeah, it's, uh, it's weird, but I think women physically are more limber. They gotta be.

• 1:10:33Sam Morril?

  Oh, of course.

• 1:10:34Mark Normand?

  Okay, okay.

• 1:10:34Sam Morril?

  Totally. Yeah. You see the shit women doing. I mean, that's why those classes are usually women, but I see a lot. I was there on Saturday with Liz. There's a lot of dudes in there. I was the only one who kept my shirt on, but I mean, some of these dudes, I'm like, keep the shirt on.

• 1:10:46Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Those dudes are chiseled.

• 1:10:48Sam Morril?

  Chiseled.

• 1:10:49Mark Normand?

  Yeah, they look fucking good.

• 1:10:50Sam Morril?

  Some are not though.

• 1:10:51Mark Normand?

  Okay.

• 1:10:51Sam Morril?

  There was like a type of dude that does yoga that I'm like, this is all you do.

• 1:10:55Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:56Sam Morril?

  You gotta do something else too.

• 1:10:57Mark Normand?

  That's true. They got the skinny fat.

• 1:10:59Sam Morril?

  Oh, it's weird looking.

• 1:11:00Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. You'd almost rather be a fat guy.

• 1:11:03Sam Morril?

  Yeah, it seems more fun.

• 1:11:04Mark Normand?

  Then, yeah, than like the doughy skinny guy.

• 1:11:07Sam Morril?

  There's no fun to be into, although I guess you could fix that a little more easily. Who knows? I don't know.

• 1:11:11Mark Normand?

  That's true. That's true.

• 1:11:12Sam Morril?

  But, uh.

• 1:11:13Mark Normand?

  That was a big Conor McGregor thing. He would always be like, you skinny fat, skinny fat.

• 1:11:17Sam Morril?

  To who?

• 1:11:18Mark Normand?

  To Nate Diaz, who kinda was.

• 1:11:20Sam Morril?

  Yeah, but he was a badass.

• 1:11:21Mark Normand?

  Oh, I mean, the guy's a fighting machine.

• 1:11:23Sam Morril?

  I don't wanna fuck with that dude in the dark alley, Nate Diaz.

• 1:11:26Mark Normand?

  I met him once.

• 1:11:27Sam Morril?

  He's like a fun type of crazy.

• 1:11:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, completely. I went to high school with guys like that.

• 1:11:31Sam Morril?

  What, what was he like when you met him?

• 1:11:33Mark Normand?

  Scary, like super nice, but like, you just didn't wanna cross him. You know, you're like, he's like, hey, man. He's like, hey, how are you? And he's like eyeballing you and you're like, huh, huh, huh, huh. You just.

• 1:11:42Sam Morril?

  Did he know your comedy?

• 1:11:44Mark Normand?

  A little, but I, you know, I say fucked up shit to any, any actor, him. I didn't say a fucking word. I kept it straight down the middle. I said, yes, sir, no, sir.

• 1:11:52Sam Morril?

  You're holding in a fart.

• 1:11:53Mark Normand?

  Yeah, exactly. I would not fart on that guy.

• 1:11:57Mark Normand?

  Um, yeah, wow.

• 1:12:00Sam Morril?

  It is funny because like that's, it's just a classic example of like, yeah, you don't fuck with anybody because you don't know.

• 1:12:05Mark Normand?

  You don't know.

• 1:12:06Sam Morril?

  You don't know who could fuck you the hell up and you don't know who would want to.

• 1:12:09Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's what's cool about basketball is kinda like this. So is hockey. Sports where you don't need to be huge to, to be good. Like Brunson, what, six, two?

• 1:12:21Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:12:21Mark Normand?

  Amazing basketball player. Like every UFC guy, not everyone, but most of them look like regular guys. Like they're, they're fit, but they're not like, bah.

• 1:12:30Sam Morril?

  And then sometimes being the biggest dude doesn't actually translate. Like Kimbo Slice, you know?

• 1:12:35Mark Normand?

  Totally.

• 1:12:36Sam Morril?

  He's a great street fighter, but you gotta be kinda technical on those things.

• 1:12:39Mark Normand?

  Yes, yes, exactly, exactly. Hockey, you can see a hockey player on the street, you wouldn't even know it.

• 1:12:44Sam Morril?

  Veder played hockey.

• 1:12:45Mark Normand?

  There you go.

• 1:12:46Sam Morril?

  Patrick Kane, he's a short hockey player. Like there's hockey players who are not huge.

• 1:12:50Mark Normand?

  Yeah. What's that guy? Jack Hughes? They won the Olympics?

• 1:12:52Sam Morril?

  Oh, man.

• 1:12:53Mark Normand?

  He's just like a little twinkie guy. He's a cute guy.

• 1:12:55Sam Morril?

  How tall is Jack Hughes?

• 1:12:56Mark Normand?

  I'm gonna say five, eight, five, nine.

• 1:12:58Sam Morril?

  Really?

• 1:12:59Mark Normand?

  If I had to guess. Look how cute.

• 1:13:03Mark Normand?

  Five, eleven. Okay, taller than I thought, but.

• 1:13:06Sam Morril?

  But it makes sense for hockey, like low center of gravity. A lot of it's about balance. It makes sense.

• 1:13:11Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:13:11Sam Morril?

  It's about like fucking speed that hit a lot of the time too, but finesse, you don't have to be that big, I guess.

• 1:13:16Mark Normand?

  He was banging, uh, Tate McCray. They just broke up.

• 1:13:20Sam Morril?

  All right, page six.

• 1:13:23Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the old Segura.

• 1:13:25Sam Morril?

  He's a, he.

• 1:13:27Mark Normand?

  Going off.

• 1:13:28Sam Morril?

  I mean, what a year that guy had. Man, the fucking USA, baby.

• 1:13:31Mark Normand?

  I know. Men and women.

• 1:13:33Sam Morril?

  I know. What a fucking run.

• 1:13:34Mark Normand?

  Hell, yeah. Love it. Love to see it. Now the hockey, the women's hockey, they're not dealing with all this, uh, hoopla.

• 1:13:41Sam Morril?

  What do you mean?

• 1:13:42Mark Normand?

  Well, I feel like the WNBA is all this drama, drama. You don't see the lady hockey team having drama.

• 1:13:46Sam Morril?

  There's no lady NHL.

• 1:13:47Mark Normand?

  There isn't?

• 1:13:48Sam Morril?

  I don't think there is, is it?

• 1:13:49Mark Normand?

  I guess you're right.

• 1:13:50Sam Morril?

  I mean, it's just the national team.

• 1:13:52Mark Normand?

  CWHL.

• 1:13:53Sam Morril?

  Oh, Canadian women's hockey league. Geez, I do not wanna see the paycheck for that. They pay you to play.

• 1:14:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, right? Holy shit.

• 1:14:03Sam Morril?

  That's fucking, yeah. I was looking up like the, what men made in the like sixties, seventies in the NBA. And if you adjust for inflation, it's like basically what women get paid for the WNBA now.

• 1:14:13Mark Normand?

  Interesting.

• 1:14:15Sam Morril?

  But it is a newer league, but yeah, I mean, it's, it's way, it's way less.

• 1:14:19Mark Normand?

  You know, it makes less than all the women. Bowling.

• 1:14:23Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:24Mark Normand?

  Bowling men make less than any, any, uh, lady sport in history, except for maybe, uh, cheerleaders.

• 1:14:32Sam Morril?

  The average professional bowler between forty and.

• 1:14:36Mark Normand?

  Fifty-five.

• 1:14:38Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I mean.

• 1:14:38Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 1:14:39Sam Morril?

  But you get to make a living as a bowler. That's pretty cool.

• 1:14:41Mark Normand?

  That's true. Elites get one fifty. That's crazy.

• 1:14:47Mark Normand?

  Damn.

• 1:14:47Sam Morril?

  One fifty to four fifty.

• 1:14:49Mark Normand?

  Okay, okay. That's pretty good.

• 1:14:50Sam Morril?

  Good dough.

• 1:14:51Mark Normand?

  That's pretty good, but you don't get the ladies.

• 1:14:54Sam Morril?

  I bet, you know, I think if you're really good at anything, you can impress ladies. I think women are impressed by just like, like if you're like really disciplined at something.

• 1:15:01Mark Normand?

  Yeah, gamers get laid. Those gamer guys are millionaires.

• 1:15:06Sam Morril?

  I don't know. It's so weird to be like, baby, sit here for a second.

• 1:15:10Mark Normand?

  I know, I know. But yeah, these guys, these Asian kids, they're sitting in an office chair with a headset on, just kicking ass.

• 1:15:18Sam Morril?

  Well, you see the money they make on those Twitch streams.

• 1:15:20Mark Normand?

  Oh, no.

• 1:15:22Sam Morril?

  It's like, oh, they're making bank, dude.

• 1:15:24Mark Normand?

  Damn. Esports average salary. What do you got? Hit me, baby. One thirty-eight to play video games? I guess that's not bad. I think that's gonna be the next big thing.

• 1:15:36Sam Morril?

  What, video games?

• 1:15:37Mark Normand?

  Yeah, like the, we're gonna watch the Super Bowl of video game people. That's gonna happen.

• 1:15:42Sam Morril?

  I feel like it's happening. Mateo Lane, my neighbor, is always like, come down on my Twitch stream. He does Fortnite, and people just watch him play video games and bullshit and talk.

• 1:15:50Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 1:15:51Sam Morril?

  And he gets paid for it.

• 1:15:52Mark Normand?

  Wow, what a time to be alive. Sure, we got homeless and fentanyl and culture war and all this shit, but you get paid to play video games. What a country.

• 1:16:03Sam Morril?

  It is crazy. Your parents would yell at you as a kid, like, that's not gonna take you anywhere. And now it's like, it could've.

• 1:16:08Mark Normand?

  That's true.

• 1:16:08Sam Morril?

  If you believed in me, Mom.

• 1:16:10Mark Normand?

  That's true. Yeah, wow. Yeah, video games were a nuisance back then.

• 1:16:15Sam Morril?

  I'm not a big gamer. I just feel like it's, I don't feel good after it. Like, if I watch a movie, I can at least, I kinda sit and think about it.

• 1:16:21Mark Normand?

  I agree.

• 1:16:22Sam Morril?

  But I loved, like, NBA 2K when I was a kid, and I loved those, and like, obviously, N64 when we were kids. That was fucking amazing.

• 1:16:29Mark Normand?

  That was great.

• 1:16:30Sam Morril?

  But I just feel like if I open that door, it's gonna fuck up my life.

• 1:16:34Mark Normand?

  I'm the same way.

• 1:16:34Sam Morril?

  It's like a drug. It's, I'm gonna, I'm gonna be on it for like, eight hours. I'm gonna wake up the next day like, fuck, I neglected all this shit I needed to do.

• 1:16:41Mark Normand?

  Exactly. Cause you get into that, that Call of Duty, Halo shit, that, you could do nine hours on that stuff.

• 1:16:46Sam Morril?

  Oh, it's so fun. I remember when L.A. Noir came out, I was like, this game was made for me. I get to cross-examine suspects and look for evidence. Are you fucking kidding me?

• 1:16:56Mark Normand?

  I don't remember that game.

• 1:16:57Sam Morril?

  L.A. Noir?

• 1:16:58Mark Normand?

  What system was that?

• 1:16:59Sam Morril?

  Fucking sick. I forgot. It was awesome, though.

• 1:17:01Mark Normand?

  Wow.

• 1:17:04Sam Morril?

  It was like L.A. Confidential as a video game. It was so cool.

• 1:17:07Mark Normand?

  Never heard of this game.

• 1:17:08Sam Morril?

  Dude, it, it could've ruined my life if I let it.

• 1:17:12Mark Normand?

  I mean, it's a, it's a drug. It really is a form of drugs. Like, it's, like, oh shit, I just spent the whole day on Molly.

• 1:17:17Sam Morril?

  At least the co-op shit, at least like, for kids, or like, they're being social and stuff.

• 1:17:20Mark Normand?

  Sure, sure.

• 1:17:22Sam Morril?

  But...

• 1:17:22Mark Normand?

  That's true. I mean, they're calling each other the worst things on the planet, but yeah.

• 1:17:26Sam Morril?

  But yeah. I mean, I remember as a kid, though, you'd have like, one of the friends, you'd go to the place, and everyone would play like Smash Brothers or Mario Kart and whatever, and I was like, that, that was fun as shit.

• 1:17:35Mark Normand?

  That was great. That was great. You'd get a pizza.

• 1:17:37Sam Morril?

  And you'd get your friends together. It's like a thing. But now I feel like it's all made to be isolated.

• 1:17:42Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 1:17:43Sam Morril?

  Cause that's where they make their money, is like, all of you on your own system. So that's, that kinda sucks. They've taken that away.

• 1:17:48Mark Normand?

  Did you have the kid who would throw the controller on the ground?

• 1:17:51Sam Morril?

  That's the worst.

• 1:17:52Mark Normand?

  We had that one kid, and he would break the controllers, and you're like, hey asshole, now we all can't play.

• 1:17:56Sam Morril?

  You're a spaz.

• 1:17:57Mark Normand?

  You're a spaz. Deal with your emotions.

• 1:18:00Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:00Mark Normand?

  It's the same guy who got drunk later and threw his phone on the ground.

• 1:18:02Sam Morril?

  The guy who reset the fucking thing.

• 1:18:04Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:18:05Sam Morril?

  You're the guy who flips the monopoly board.

• 1:18:07Mark Normand?

  Exactly.

• 1:18:07Sam Morril?

  You're the fucking worst.

• 1:18:08Mark Normand?

  Exactly. Or pulled the cord out of the wall or something. Piece of shit. No sportsmanship.

• 1:18:14Sam Morril?

  A rage quit, they call it.

• 1:18:15Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Grow up. Take a loss.

• 1:18:20Sam Morril?

  It's a bitch move.

• 1:18:21Mark Normand?

  Yeah, these people didn't play sports or anything, I'm sure.

• 1:18:25Mark Normand?

  That'd be funny if a guy rage quit like that in the gamer finals. I was just like, fuck this, reset.

• 1:18:31Sam Morril?

  See, that's the one time I'd allow it.

• 1:18:33Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:33Sam Morril?

  Cause at least that's like, your rep and money on the line.

• 1:18:35Mark Normand?

  Right, right.

• 1:18:36Sam Morril?

  This is recreational. We're having fun. What are you doing?

• 1:18:40Mark Normand?

  I guess chess, when you think about it, chess is the original video game.

• 1:18:44Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:18:44Mark Normand?

  It's two guys going at it.

• 1:18:47Sam Morril?

  But chess, for some reason, is like... I guess video games require skill, though. I was gonna say, like, you have to kinda see...

• 1:18:54Mark Normand?

  Definitely.

• 1:18:55Sam Morril?

  But I guess chess is seen as more cerebral. Like, you have to kinda see ahead in a way.

• 1:19:00Mark Normand?

  That's true, that's true.

• 1:19:01Sam Morril?

  It's also such an ancient game.

• 1:19:02Mark Normand?

  Right, right. Chess is very impressive.

• 1:19:05Sam Morril?

  I'm impressed by people who are really good at it.

• 1:19:07Mark Normand?

  Same. I, I tried, and I didn't have the bandwidth.

• 1:19:09Sam Morril?

  I'm not good at it.

• 1:19:10Mark Normand?

  You know, I just didn't care enough to go for it.

• 1:19:14Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I had a friend growing up who was a fucking master at it. He was like, ranked for his age group number two for a while. And then he became a drug addict. I think those dudes live in their heads.

• 1:19:23Mark Normand?

  They do.

• 1:19:23Sam Morril?

  And they just become fucked up. But he would be tweaked out on drugs, hustling dudes in Washington Square Park for money. And then he'd get money for more drugs.

• 1:19:30Mark Normand?

  Whoa, that's amazing.

• 1:19:32Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:19:33Mark Normand?

  I mean, that, I think Bobby Fischer was a real nut.

• 1:19:36Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:19:37Mark Normand?

  He had some problems.

• 1:19:38Sam Morril?

  Queen's Gambit.

• 1:19:39Mark Normand?

  Oh yeah, she's hot.

• 1:19:40Sam Morril?

  It was a fun show.

• 1:19:41Mark Normand?

  Yeah, the whole thing.

• 1:19:42Sam Morril?

  I don't know if I fully bought that a woman that hot is good at chess. I was like, she's too, she's too hot.

• 1:19:47Mark Normand?

  Yeah, that's, that's a story about a guy, they made it a woman. Fun fact.

• 1:19:50Sam Morril?

  Oh, really?

• 1:19:51Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. Well, it was the time, you know? We wanted to be empowering.

• 1:19:55Sam Morril?

  It was fun, though.

• 1:19:56Mark Normand?

  It was a great show.

• 1:19:57Sam Morril?

  Yeah, I was, I was into it.

• 1:19:58Mark Normand?

  I was into it. She's always good. She was, remember the, the, the in, not the invite, the, the dinner?

• 1:20:04Sam Morril?

  I didn't see that one. I heard it's good. Is it good?

• 1:20:06Mark Normand?

  Really good.

• 1:20:06Sam Morril?

  I gotta see it.

• 1:20:07Mark Normand?

  It's eerie and dark, but it's good. What the fuck is that called?

• 1:20:11Sam Morril?

  The menu.

• 1:20:12Mark Normand?

  The menu.

• 1:20:14Sam Morril?

  I gotta watch that.

• 1:20:14Mark Normand?

  Ray Fiennes. You can't go wrong with Ray Fiennes.

• 1:20:16Sam Morril?

  You can't go wrong. That guy brings the heat.

• 1:20:18Mark Normand?

  Schindler's List.

• 1:20:19Sam Morril?

  And Bruges.

• 1:20:20Mark Normand?

  Bruges, Black Dragon, Quid Show.

• 1:20:22Sam Morril?

  Quid Show.

• 1:20:23Mark Normand?

  Always good. Scary guy. Oh yeah, he's an X-Men, or what is that?

• 1:20:28Sam Morril?

  Conclave.

• 1:20:30Mark Normand?

  Conclave.

• 1:20:31Sam Morril?

  That ending sucked.

• 1:20:33Mark Normand?

  Really?

• 1:20:33Sam Morril?

  I hated the ending.

• 1:20:34Mark Normand?

  Oh, he was trans or something?

• 1:20:35Sam Morril?

  It, it just was like, forced as fuck.

• 1:20:38Mark Normand?

  Alright. Yeah, he's good. Oh, The English Patient was a big hit when I was a kid.

• 1:20:43Sam Morril?

  I never saw it.

• 1:20:44Mark Normand?

  I never saw it either, but all the moms liked it. They're like, oh, The English Patient. That was a big one.

• 1:20:52Mark Normand?

  Boy, this was a big movie. I have sack lunch.

• 1:20:54Sam Morril?

  Yeah, we were just, we, this is what we did when we used to get shitfaced at the bar. We'd just talk movies for hours.

• 1:20:58Mark Normand?

  Well, we're doing a movie, so how about that?

• 1:21:01Sam Morril?

  It's, it's a stressful thing, but luckily, luckily, we're on the same page. But yeah, people just quit.

• 1:21:07Mark Normand?

  I know, I know.

• 1:21:09Sam Morril?

  People just quitting you, and it's like, it sucks when it's over money, cause it's like, we're not making fucking money.

• 1:21:13Mark Normand?

  Yeah. Well, it's two, it's one of those things that we've been talking about for so long, I can't even imagine it's actually gonna happen. Like, we're shooting for October, if one intended, but it's like, damn, that's, is that gonna be, are we gonna all be on a movie set with a guy with a big bullhorn and a beret going, "Action!" And then a crane comes down, and then, you know, somebody throws a script down and goes, "I can't work like this." Is that gonna be us?

• 1:21:35Sam Morril?

  Yeah, you just worry we get a director who's gonna try to change the tone or change the, we have a, we have a, an aesthetic we wanna hit. We have like, a vibe we want it to be, and you just wanna make sure they kinda, they work with that and don't overtake it.

• 1:21:48Mark Normand?

  Totally, totally.

• 1:21:49Sam Morril?

  But, uh, yeah, that's why you do interviews. There's definitely a couple of interviews where we were kinda looking at each other, like, what the fuck did this guy just say? There was a couple where like, what the fuck was that?

• 1:21:58Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. We were at that restaurant for a while.

• 1:22:01Sam Morril?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:22:02Mark Normand?

  And you finally were like, okay, I have to go home and...

• 1:22:04Sam Morril?

  Oh, I did the move, I did the move where I, I just paid.

• 1:22:07Mark Normand?

  Oh.

• 1:22:08Sam Morril?

  That's the wrap it up move. I went to the bathroom pissed, and I was like, well, I got this.

• 1:22:11Mark Normand?

  That was a good move.

• 1:22:12Sam Morril?

  But, uh, he, I loved him, though. I thought he was awesome.

• 1:22:14Mark Normand?

  He was great. Very passionate, good energy.

• 1:22:17Sam Morril?

  But it was just two hours, and we, I was like, we just potted all day.

• 1:22:19Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah. We got, I got shows tonight. I got a child, he's waiting in a Waymo.

• 1:22:24Sam Morril?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:24Mark Normand?

  I gotta get the hell out of here. Yeah, so that was great, but all, all fun, all part of the process.

• 1:22:30Sam Morril?

  Yeah, he made an awesome movie, if you guys wanna check out, called Bunny on Netflix. It's an awesome movie.

• 1:22:34Mark Normand?

  Go look at Bunny.

• 1:22:35Sam Morril?

  One of the dudes we met with. It's really cool.

• 1:22:38Mark Normand?

  Very cool, great, stylized.

• 1:22:40Sam Morril?

  Ben Jacobson, Mo Stark, uh, Stefan, the three of them made this movie together. Very cool.

• 1:22:44Mark Normand?

  Uh, A.J. Naidoo is always good.

• 1:22:48Sam Morril?

  Office Space.

• 1:22:48Mark Normand?

  Yeah, not gonna, not gonna work here anymore. One of the great lines. By the way, Mike Judge is making a new movie.

• 1:22:56Sam Morril?

  Is he?

• 1:22:56Mark Normand?

  Yeah, with Ben Stiller.

• 1:22:57Sam Morril?

  No shit.

• 1:22:58Mark Normand?

  I'm not supposed to give that away.

• 1:22:59Sam Morril?

  Damn.

• 1:23:00Mark Normand?

  But, uh, alright, we gotta wrap this up here. What do we do?

• 1:23:03Sam Morril?

  Should we plug some dates?

• 1:23:04Mark Normand?

  Yeah.

• 1:23:04Sam Morril?

  Alright, I got the Bray Improv, August 21st through 23rd. I got, uh, a lot of dates coming up. I got Lisbon, Athens, Budapest, Zagreb, Vienna, Warsaw, Helsinki, Stockholm, Copenhagen, Nashville in September, and San Diego in, in September. Probably gonna add a couple of dates there. Then we got, uh, a bunch of other stuff just added. Uh, we got, uh, Phoenix in November. We got Pittsburgh Improv in November, Hilarities in Cleveland in December, Madison Comedy on State in December,

• 1:23:42Sam Morril?

  Magoob's Joke House in Baltimore area, Maryland, December, and then I just added a ton of shit for, uh, the next year, just on sale, Miami Improv, Palm Beach Improv, Comedy Zone in Jacksonville. Hidden all, all over Florida in the winter, gonna be nice. We got the Laugh Stop in Calgary, never done that before.

• 1:24:00Mark Normand?

  Great room.

• 1:24:01Sam Morril?

  So that's why I booked it. You were list, we were raving about it. Columbus, Ohio at the Funny Bone, Hartford Funny Bone, and, uh, I had one other one. Oh, Addison Improv, Dallas. So all on sale now. Just, just, uh, yeah, just threw them all out there, cause I gotta build this new fucking hour back up before the special, special coming very soon, so look out for that announcement.

• 1:24:22Mark Normand?

  Oh, just a quick shout out, Joe DeRosa's, uh, special got put on Netflix.

• 1:24:26Sam Morril?

  Great special.

• 1:24:26Mark Normand?

  Great. I just re-watched a part of it while I was having dinner the other day, and I was like, this is fucking gold.

• 1:24:31Sam Morril?

  He was locked in. That was a lot of years of work. Yeah, I never promised you a rose garden. Joe DeRosa, our good buddy.

• 1:24:36Mark Normand?

  Killer stuff.

• 1:24:38Sam Morril?

  Some really great stuff.

• 1:24:39Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That tolerant, tolerate joke. Great.

• 1:24:43Sam Morril?

  The one about the wives working, that joke?

• 1:24:45Mark Normand?

  Oh, okay, you can hit me.

• 1:24:48Sam Morril?

  So good.

• 1:24:49Mark Normand?

  I'm in Pittsburgh at the Improv. We added a show, Casino Regina. That'll be fun. That's in Saskatchewan. I'm at the Laugh Shop as well, in Calgary, Acme in Minneapolis. And Denver Comedy Works. That's the last one before the movie. Madison, Wisconsin. We'll see what happens. Charleston Musical. And Portland Helium, and Austin, Texas, at Cap City, Lenox City, at the Tropicana, Palazzo in Vegas, and Wind Creek in Bethlehem, Charlotte, Comedy Zone, and Foxwoods in Connecticut. Thank you. That's enough.

• 1:25:30Sam Morril?

  And, uh, love you guys. Uh, drink Bodega Cat Whiskey. Hopefully this movie happens. We'll see you on the road.

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  We got an email from someone that, uh, is starting a electrolyte packet company. And they wanna do a Bodega Cat collab, so.

• 1:25:46Sam Morril?

  Let's fucking, let's figure that out. Forward those deets to us, please.

• 1:25:50Mark Normand?

  Okay, Herman wants us to do a shout out real quick.

• 1:25:53Sam Morril?

  Oh, shout out to Cobb's Comedy Club for carrying Bodega Cat Whiskey. Mark moved through a ton of that shit. Shout out to SideSplitters for doing it.

• 1:25:59Mark Normand?

  Houston Improv is doing it.

• 1:26:00Sam Morril?

  Houston Improv. I mean, are, are they carrying it for good?

• 1:26:02Mark Normand?

  I think so, yeah.

• 1:26:03Sam Morril?

  Boom.

• 1:26:04Mark Normand?

  We're on the, for my weekend, we're doing, uh, Manhattan's all weekend, some special.

• 1:26:10Mark Normand?

  For the great American craft.

• 1:26:11Sam Morril?

  I love that logo. Hopefully new merch coming soon, too, with that fun little logo. I see everyone at the Comedy Cellar. Comedy Cellar just cruising through cases.

• 1:26:18Mark Normand?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:26:19Sam Morril?

  I love that new logo. Yeah, Lartuzzi in New York City carrying it. Shout out, uh, Strip House, all these cool spots.

• 1:26:25Mark Normand?

  New York Comedy Club is pushing it.

• 1:26:27Sam Morril?

  Comedy Club. That's new.

• 1:26:29Mark Normand?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:26:30Sam Morril?

  Boom, alright.

• 1:26:30Mark Normand?

  They're doing table tents.

• 1:26:32Sam Morril?

  Love it.

• 1:26:32Mark Normand?

  Very nice.

• 1:26:33Sam Morril?

  That's fresh. Yeah, we just got that info.

• 1:26:35Mark Normand?

  Hey, boy, am I tuned up in that photo. Oh, my eyes are really open.

• 1:26:38Sam Morril?

  That was your wedding, baby. That's a, that's a salad cues. What, who do, who's the shout out for?

• 1:26:43Mark Normand?

  Uh, no, he just said, save it, don't, I gotta, I'm working on it. Let me put some bullets together and get them to you this week. It can just be a selfie vid. Okay, sorry. Should've brought it up.

• 1:26:53Sam Morril?

  Drink some bodega, and, uh, we'll see you very soon.

• 1:26:56Mark Normand?

  Are you ready?

• 1:26:59Speaker 03

  Sunday's the day for my next fender. A bit of Pivaretti, know the beer juice close. I've had a little too much bourbon, and Norman's talking shit about the fucking Pope. And I get down in the same way. Up on the roof like a cop's coming, and naked Samuel is feeling dangerous. I'm out to lunch here in New Orleans. This woman doesn't look like I remember her. And I get down in the same way.

• 1:27:35Speaker 03

  We might be true.