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0:37 Speaker 01 Hi pussies, surprise, I love a surprise Friday episode and today we have on Benito Skinner and Mary Beth Barone, two of my favorite people in the entire world and the stars of the new Amazon Prime original, Overcompensating, which if you haven't seen, you have to go watch it now, it is unbelievable. It's based off of Benny's real life coming out story in college. It's funny, it's moving, and the music is incredible. It really is just amazing. I watched it like all in one day, it was so fucking funny. And you know I love Benny and Mary Beth and I love Ride, which is one of my favorite podcasts, which is their podcast, and we've had them both separately on Therapuss, so to have
1:17 Speaker 01 them both together was amazing and just so fucking funny and perfect and I'm so excited for you guys to listen to it. To see if I'm coming to a city near you, go to passthatpuss.com and click Live with Jake Shane, and to submit a Tell Me What's Wrong, go to passthatpuss.com, click Tell Me What's Wrong, and leave a name and number if you're feeling fancy. Okay, enjoy the episode, love you pussies.
1:40 Speaker 01 Hi pussies, welcome back to Therapuss. Today, we have two fan favorites combined into one. This is Ride, ex Therapuss, Mary Beth Barone and Benito Skinner.
1:52 Speaker 02 This is the best day of my life.
1:53 Speaker 03 Thank you for having me.
1:55 Speaker 01 Oh, I mean like I couldn't be more happy that you guys are both back.
1:57 Speaker 03 I did full glam, they said you're not allowed to wear a gown to a podcast and I said, "Watch me."
2:02 Speaker 02 She goes, "A lot of people watch this podcast."
2:04 Speaker 01 I thank you.
2:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, but she is in a full gown.
2:06 Speaker 03 I'm in a gown, Connor Ives, thanks so much for providing.
2:10 Speaker 01 Connor Rives?
2:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, Connor Rives.
2:11 Speaker 02 We did full hair and makeup, too.
2:12 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
2:13 Speaker 03 Well, isn't that what everyone's doing?
2:14 Speaker 01 Yeah. Everyone's doing glam for everything. You guys watch Housewives?
2:17 Speaker 03 No.
2:17 Speaker 02 Well, it's very that.
2:18 Speaker 03 Don't lie. I heard you almost lie there.
2:20 Speaker 02 Don't do this.
2:20 Speaker 03 You were about to say, yeah.
2:21 Speaker 02 I know you're not gonna do this in front of Jake.
2:22 Speaker 03 You don't watch Bravo. Stop it. Stop it.
2:24 Speaker 02 I don't watch that, but here's my thing. I keep watching people on this, on Therapists, and some of these straight guys, I'm like, a little bronzer would have helped.
2:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, agreed.
2:33 Speaker 03 Maybe some concealer.
2:34 Speaker 01 Yeah, agreed.
2:35 Speaker 02 Come on, sweetie.
2:36 Speaker 01 Like, I have a pimple right now on my lip.
2:38 Speaker 02 I don't see it.
2:38 Speaker 03 Where?
2:39 Speaker 01 Oh, thank you so much. I called my friend yesterday, and I was like, finally got over the hump of the pimple.
2:43 Speaker 02 I literally, I can't believe you're calling that a pimple.
2:45 Speaker 01 Well, she goes, do you have herpes?
2:47 Speaker 03 Who are your friends?
2:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, wait, excuse me? And you go, what if I did?
2:51 Speaker 01 What if I did?
2:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:53 Speaker 03 Because we're trying to normalize it, actually.
2:54 Speaker 02 Do people not have herpes?
2:55 Speaker 01 No, everyone has herpes.
2:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:56 Speaker 03 I think a lot of people have it.
2:57 Speaker 01 I think a lot of people.
2:57 Speaker 03 I mean, not me. Ew.
2:59 Speaker 02 No, I know. Well, it's disgusting. You can't imagine the cold sores I get.
3:02 Speaker 01 No, I know. I don't get cold sores.
3:04 Speaker 02 They're like shattering.
3:04 Speaker 03 I need sty culture to die down for a while.
3:07 Speaker 02 Whoa, everyone's getting started.
3:08 Speaker 03 Because no one cares about your sty. No one cares about, except you. And I can't even see it, so stop.
3:12 Speaker 01 Have you guys ever had a sty?
3:13 Speaker 02 I saw a sty last night that I could see it.
3:15 Speaker 01 No.
3:16 Speaker 02 Someone.
3:17 Speaker 03 But if you, no, because you're complicit in sty culture. If you're gonna call it out, then you're complicit.
3:22 Speaker 02 Well, that's my, we talked about sweat shaming last time. Last time I was here with Jake, it was just ass, very bad. And we talked about sweat shaming, and it's like, if you're gonna do that, like, then I hope, hey, you better, you better never sweat, man.
3:36 Speaker 01 How do you get a sty? What, is that dirt in your eye?
3:39 Speaker 03 See, even talking about it right now, it's actually part of the problem.
3:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, we're giving it breath.
3:43 Speaker 02 Judgment. But when we shot the poster for overcompensating, I had a sty that was so large. It was full. And I don't know if this is awful to say, it just, it gave Quasimodo, but I don't.
3:54 Speaker 03 Why would that be awful?
3:55 Speaker 02 I'm always bringing up Hunchback of Notre Dame.
3:57 Speaker 03 I know. It's almost like we need to watch it just to like, just like, we have a song stuck in your head.
4:01 Speaker 02 I got a bus. I gotta watch it.
4:04 Speaker 03 We have to go home.
4:05 Speaker 02 Have you, have you seen it?
4:06 Speaker 01 No, never.
4:07 Speaker 02 Okay, which, what, what did you grow up with?
4:08 Speaker 01 I grew up with like, um.
4:10 Speaker 02 What was your like?
4:10 Speaker 03 Sex and the City.
4:11 Speaker 01 Like a bunch of married.
4:14 Speaker 02 Because I grew up with scrubs, and yeah.
4:16 Speaker 03 The Office.
4:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:17 Speaker 01 I grew, you know, I've never seen The Office.
4:18 Speaker 03 That's okay.
4:22 Speaker 02 Wait, just, dear media, clip that. Sorry, that's it.
4:26 Speaker 01 It is okay, right?
4:27 Speaker 02 Of course it is.
4:28 Speaker 01 Thank you.
4:28 Speaker 03 Maybe you'll get around to it, maybe you won't.
4:30 Speaker 02 I haven't seen Game of Thrones and people, it's like, we're gonna, we're gonna get to it. I saw you almost, you almost cut.
4:36 Speaker 01 No, because, no, because, and then I realized, like, that's just me, like, trying to be something I'm not. Because I wasn't that passionate about it.
4:43 Speaker 02 Like, imagine if we cared that you hadn't seen, you know what I mean?
4:45 Speaker 03 You know?
4:47 Speaker 02 Do your, um, could it matter less?
4:49 Speaker 03 Oh, could it matter less?
4:50 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:50 Speaker 03 That you haven't seen The Office?
4:51 Speaker 01 No, I guess not.
4:52 Speaker 03 Just ask yourself that.
4:53 Speaker 01 It really couldn't.
4:54 Speaker 03 Next time, it pops in your head. Could it matter, could anything matter less?
4:57 Speaker 01 And like, not to be a hater, but like, I haven't, have you guys seen The Office?
5:02 Speaker 03 Yeah, like, the first few seasons, but I'm not like a diehard, you know?
5:06 Speaker 02 I haven't done a rewatch, but it was, it did give me comfort in high school. I did like, because it was before 30 Rock, if I'm right?
5:12 Speaker 01 I love 30 Rock.
5:13 Speaker 02 It was the, like, NBC, like, Comedy Thursdays, and I do remember that being, you know, a big deal. I had a big social calendar, I had a lot of, I had to do a ton of stuff, so, um, that was big for me. But, yeah, I haven't seen it since, but I know it's, you know, a comfort watch for people.
5:26 Speaker 01 Were you guys, like, Glee? I have been thinking about it the entire time.
5:33 Speaker 01 I'm so grateful for what just happened.
5:35 Speaker 03 And do you see which one of us actually fixed it? Even, even just, I wasn't even gonna say anything.
5:39 Speaker 01 That was so...
5:40 Speaker 03 I was just gonna fix it.
5:41 Speaker 02 She would do anything to run this room right now. To sit there, that's what she does.
5:45 Speaker 01 Do you want to?
5:46 Speaker 03 No, it's okay.
5:46 Speaker 01 Okay, are you sure?
5:47 Speaker 03 I like you at the helm.
5:48 Speaker 01 Okay.
5:48 Speaker 02 I agree, I feel safe.
5:49 Speaker 01 Do you guys watch Glee?
5:51 Speaker 02 Yes.
5:51 Speaker 03 I didn't watch Glee.
5:52 Speaker 02 She hasn't seen Glee.
5:53 Speaker 01 That's crazy.
5:54 Speaker 02 So, but, but what did I say? When, when Terry, my boyfriend, dies?
5:58 Speaker 03 Passes away.
5:58 Speaker 02 Yes, and I, I don't know, whoever you decide to be with.
6:02 Speaker 03 Jerry's out.
6:04 Speaker 02 When they pass on, we will come together and watch Lost and Glee.
6:07 Speaker 03 And Glee.
6:08 Speaker 01 Okay, never seen Lost?
6:10 Speaker 02 Same, I haven't seen it. So that's gonna be like our big thing.
6:12 Speaker 03 I love this podcast, just being us talking about shows we haven't seen.
6:15 Speaker 01 Right, but you didn't...
6:16 Speaker 03 Because that's what people want to hear.
6:17 Speaker 01 You know what I have seen? Overcompensating.
6:19 Speaker 02 Don't you dare.
6:20 Speaker 01 I did.
6:21 Speaker 02 Don't you dare.
6:21 Speaker 01 I did!
6:22 Speaker 03 You watched all of it?
6:23 Speaker 01 No.
6:24 Speaker 02 Two. Not yet.
6:26 Speaker 03 Some people got all of it.
6:28 Speaker 01 I'm on episode three, because I've been working all day, but I'm on episode three.
6:31 Speaker 02 Okay.
6:31 Speaker 01 I'm on episode three.
6:32 Speaker 02 It gets really shot out of, shot out of a cannon.
6:34 Speaker 01 Then he just got invited to a secret society.
6:35 Speaker 02 Oh, it's on, you saw?
6:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, you're Mr. Shady.
6:39 Speaker 02 That's Mr. Shady, that's Miss Shady.
6:40 Speaker 03 Mr. Shady's here. We haven't even introduced Mr. Shady.
6:43 Speaker 02 Slim Shady's in the corner.
6:44 Speaker 01 Mr. Shady's here.
6:44 Speaker 03 Do you want to say hi?
6:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, come say hi, come.
6:47 Speaker 04 Hello.
6:48 Speaker 02 There he is.
6:48 Speaker 04 I don't have bronzer on, but I love the office.
6:50 Speaker 03 So then get out of the shot.
6:52 Speaker 04 Yeah.
6:53 Speaker 02 Why do you think you're not on camera?
6:54 Speaker 04 Um, yes.
6:57 Speaker 03 He's seen all the shows we haven't seen.
6:58 Speaker 02 Thank you for being there last night.
6:59 Speaker 01 Are you kidding?
7:00 Speaker 02 You look so handsome. I loved your leather.
7:01 Speaker 01 Oh, no, so.
7:02 Speaker 02 You were leather.
7:02 Speaker 01 I love that outfit. I saw the one Getty photo of me. New worst photo of me just dropped.
7:06 Speaker 02 Well, OK, so the yellow background had a weird, I will say, and it's so fun when those drop. Because it really can be like, I can't believe I look like that. I didn't realize like my crow's feet were hitting in a way that almost felt like mask-like.
7:19 Speaker 01 What's a crow's foot?
7:20 Speaker 02 Oh, and there it is. I guess we won't talk about it.
7:24 Speaker 03 Better if we don't.
7:25 Speaker 02 I guess it's if you smile and then this goes like this.
7:27 Speaker 01 Oh, I think that's beautiful.
7:28 Speaker 02 Would that ever not do that?
7:29 Speaker 01 Wait, no, you're an actor. Like, you need that.
7:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly.
7:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, you need to be expressive.
7:33 Speaker 02 Imagine if we weren't. You don't have to be expressive.
7:36 Speaker 03 I know.
7:36 Speaker 02 But we do.
7:37 Speaker 03 Because all my lines are just, Benny, you look like if... One line that got cut that I want to say finally here is, you look like a fucking rapist.
7:45 Speaker 02 That did get cut sadly. Well, so funny, I... It wasn't even a note, but I think we just realized in testing, we're like, she does say rape and 9/11 within like 10 minutes of the show.
7:54 Speaker 03 That also got cut. My 9/11 also got cut.
7:57 Speaker 02 Let's take a beat. We'll do it later. Maybe season two if we get it.
7:59 Speaker 03 And you had my tits out in the first scene that also got cut.
8:02 Speaker 02 Yes, so, yeah.
8:03 Speaker 03 But they're later in the season.
8:04 Speaker 01 OK, thank God.
8:05 Speaker 02 She's my muse.
8:06 Speaker 03 Yeah.
8:09 Speaker 03 My guy takes care of me.
8:10 Speaker 02 Of course.
8:11 Speaker 01 Of course. Well, you do.
8:12 Speaker 03 That's what I do.
8:12 Speaker 02 Wait, but, um, I don't believe that you looked bad last night because what I saw was a gorgeous man who looked fantastic.
8:17 Speaker 01 Thank you. It must have been the angle. I looked like if a tree stump had a baby.
8:22 Speaker 02 I do not. I'm sorry. It is the... The yellow... Yellow's a tough color, can I just say?
8:26 Speaker 01 I liked it, though.
8:27 Speaker 02 It looked... Thank you.
8:28 Speaker 03 Wait, it was a red carpet pic or inside the party?
8:30 Speaker 01 Oh, it was carpet.
8:31 Speaker 03 OK.
8:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:32 Speaker 03 It was carpet.
8:32 Speaker 02 The yellow was bouncing off. I had an interesting color vibe to my face, too. I will just say. I'll say.
8:36 Speaker 03 I looked good. That's all I'm gonna say.
8:38 Speaker 01 You looked amazing.
8:39 Speaker 03 I had no qualms with it.
8:40 Speaker 01 You all looked amazing.
8:41 Speaker 02 I've been sent so many videos today of Mary Beth dancing with gay men. And in a way that I've never seen you move. It's body rolls.
8:47 Speaker 03 People don't know that I can dance because I don't really do it that much.
8:50 Speaker 01 I've never seen you dance.
8:51 Speaker 03 Well, I can.
8:52 Speaker 01 I've actually never seen you party.
8:53 Speaker 03 Yeah. I got drunk last night. Oh, we haven't even talked about what happened to me this morning.
8:56 Speaker 02 Are you really? Wait, are you... You're really not even gonna say hi to the bump on her head, Jake?
8:59 Speaker 01 Wait, where?
9:00 Speaker 02 We have a third, we have a third guest.
9:03 Speaker 01 Jesus is big.
9:04 Speaker 03 I know. Wait, you know when Miranda Priestly's like, did you fall and smack your head on the pavement? That was me this morning.
9:10 Speaker 02 You fell?
9:10 Speaker 03 So I got up out of bed, it, when it was the dark of night and I was, I felt so sick, so I got up to get some water and then I was gonna go throw up. But on my way to throw up, I got lightheaded. I fell to my knees and the next thing I know-
9:21 Speaker 02 Lord, save me, my dog is my baby.
9:25 Speaker 03 I know, I woke up and my head was throbbing and I had a huge bump and I must've just like passed out on the bathroom floor. So then I went back to bed, laid down, my head's throbbing more, and then I did throw up three times. And so now I'm here.
9:39 Speaker 02 It's hard, cause like, my brain immediately just pictures all of it and I like wanna see it.
9:43 Speaker 01 Yeah.
9:43 Speaker 02 Do you ever have like-
9:44 Speaker 03 No, I wish that, I wish that there was CCTV of it. I would love to know what happened.
9:48 Speaker 02 Were you naked in my head?
9:49 Speaker 03 I think the ghost visited me.
9:50 Speaker 02 You're fully like-
9:50 Speaker 03 No, I was in a baggy t-shirt and my Calvin Klein's.
9:53 Speaker 02 Great.
9:54 Speaker 03 Cause nothing comes between me and my Calvin's.
9:55 Speaker 02 Of course.
9:55 Speaker 03 Yeah.
9:56 Speaker 01 My, you know, everyone's fainting these days. My friend just fainted after she got her titties done. And she got revealed, faint.
10:03 Speaker 03 Why?
10:04 Speaker 02 She went, "C'mon."
10:06 Speaker 01 Well, she, it was a reduction and she, they unwrapped her, faint. And then, my other best friend, we were at, we were at a restaurant and they had like an upstairs nightclub and um, she was in the bathroom and um, she fainted. And I went to go help her. And um, someone knocked on the door and it was the girls' bathroom and they-
10:24 Speaker 03 You shouldn't be in the women's room.
10:26 Speaker 01 I, that's what they said too.
10:27 Speaker 02 That's not for you, man.
10:28 Speaker 01 Ever.
10:28 Speaker 02 That's not for you.
10:29 Speaker 01 They grabbed me by my collar and pushed me down the stairs and threw me on the street.
10:36 Speaker 03 You got assaulted?
10:37 Speaker 01 And I thought it was a drunk patron, so I looked at the hostess and I was like, "Help me, help." And he was like, "Just listen to him. Just lis-, just do what he says."
10:44 Speaker 02 He goes, "Submit."
10:44 Speaker 01 Yeah, like, "Submit." And I was like, "What? What?" And he was like grabbing me and tossing me.
10:49 Speaker 03 They would never do that at La Foretta Famigliata's, which is the Italian restaurant in overcompensating.
10:53 Speaker 01 Right.
10:53 Speaker 02 This was one, yeah, so I was thinking about like college towns and how all of them have like some restaurant that every student is like, "It's so nice there." But it is the one thing where I just kept, like, it never felt real, like the names and everyone was like, "You've gone too far." I think at one point it was Giovanni Cipriani's. And we're like, "That is so fucking stupid." But it's La Foretta Famigliata's. So I wouldn't say that's less dumb, but um, they would never treat you like that. And I would say bathrooms, anyone, go anywhere.
11:19 Speaker 03 Anyone's, yeah.
11:20 Speaker 01 Right. That's what I thought too.
11:22 Speaker 02 Enjoy it. Yeah.
11:24 Speaker 01 Hey Addie.
11:24 Speaker 03 So what else?
11:26 Speaker 02 He's like filming you.
11:27 Speaker 01 I love it.
11:28 Speaker 02 I'm filming you.
11:29 Speaker 01 Such a big fan.
11:31 Speaker 03 So how are you?
11:32 Speaker 01 I'm good. How are you guys?
11:34 Speaker 03 No, I asked you.
11:35 Speaker 02 Don't. Hey, hey. Nice try.
11:38 Speaker 03 Stop deflecting.
11:39 Speaker 01 I was.
11:39 Speaker 03 Open up. Open yourself up to love.
11:41 Speaker 01 I'm good. I cut out dairy.
11:43 Speaker 02 Whoa.
11:43 Speaker 01 I cut out dairy and I felt so seen by you the other day, by the way.
11:47 Speaker 03 Thank you. When I chugged oat milk on you very much.
11:49 Speaker 01 And I did it for attention as well.
11:51 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:51 Speaker 01 I'm not like super lactose intolerant.
11:53 Speaker 03 It's just like, it's a bad vibe for me. So I'm like, I'll just be dairy free.
11:56 Speaker 02 I can't. It's just, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna have it.
11:59 Speaker 01 You're gonna have it.
11:59 Speaker 02 I think I'm gonna have it forever. I think wheat, though, is not sitting great.
12:03 Speaker 01 Wheat?
12:04 Speaker 02 Cause I had, I had two pieces of pizza with gluten and last night it was, I didn't feel great.
12:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, pizza's tough.
12:10 Speaker 01 I hate pizza personally.
12:11 Speaker 03 What?
12:12 Speaker 02 Whoa.
12:12 Speaker 03 Have you talked about this publicly before?
12:14 Speaker 01 Earlier today.
12:15 Speaker 02 You hate pizza.
12:16 Speaker 01 Hate it.
12:17 Speaker 03 Why?
12:18 Speaker 01 You know, I don't really know. It's just like, if I have to pick between pizza and pasta and it's like, I'm not gonna have both in one sitting.
12:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:25 Speaker 01 I'm gonna go with pasta. Every time.
12:27 Speaker 02 Wow.
12:28 Speaker 01 And that's what I ride for personally.
12:30 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, wait, what do you ride for?
12:31 Speaker 01 Okay, wait, can someone go, can someone go first?
12:34 Speaker 03 Oh, we have to do rides here?
12:35 Speaker 01 I, you do.
12:36 Speaker 02 Oh. Oh my god.
12:38 Speaker 01 Well, today I ride for overcompensating, which just came out on Amazon Prime and it is fantastic and everyone should go watch it now.
12:44 Speaker 03 Thank you for saying that. I guess what I ride for...
12:48 Speaker 02 I ride for you at the Webby's.
12:51 Speaker 02 That was fabulous.
12:52 Speaker 01 Was it?
12:53 Speaker 02 It was fabulous. I think you're incredible.
12:55 Speaker 03 Was there video? I didn't catch any video.
12:56 Speaker 01 Don't worry.
12:57 Speaker 03 I saw it. You didn't, you didn't post video, did you?
13:00 Speaker 02 You won, correct?
13:01 Speaker 03 They gave you gay guy of the year.
13:02 Speaker 01 God, you won gay guy of the year?
13:04 Speaker 03 Sorry. Better luck next year, Benny. Well, every year that Time Magazine does gay guy of the year and Benny got it last year, so.
13:11 Speaker 01 They do that?
13:12 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:12 Speaker 02 Totally. Of course.
13:15 Speaker 01 That's amazing.
13:16 Speaker 02 Yeah, it meant the world.
13:17 Speaker 03 It was really cool.
13:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, there can only be one.
13:20 Speaker 03 And it was Benny.
13:20 Speaker 02 It was me last year.
13:21 Speaker 01 I also ride for like...
13:25 Speaker 01 You know, just say it. I'm really trying to think, because I've been waiting for this moment for a really long time. Are you guys gonna ride for something after me?
13:33 Speaker 02 Yes, of course.
13:34 Speaker 01 Okay, I ride for, okay.
13:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, it can come.
13:39 Speaker 01 Does it just come to you?
13:40 Speaker 03 I'll just say one.
13:41 Speaker 01 Okay.
13:42 Speaker 03 I ride for nepo babies dating each other.
13:44 Speaker 01 Me too.
13:45 Speaker 03 Because then if they have kids, that's second-generation nepo baby.
13:48 Speaker 01 You know who's nepo baby final boss right now?
13:50 Speaker 02 Four generations make up the family.
13:52 Speaker 01 Romi Mars.
13:53 Speaker 02 Oh, who's she with?
13:54 Speaker 01 She's nepo baby final boss, great grandpa Francis Ford Coppola.
13:57 Speaker 02 But is she dating a nepo baby?
13:58 Speaker 01 No, no, no.
13:59 Speaker 02 Oh, no, we want to set her up.
14:00 Speaker 03 She's too young to have a boyfriend.
14:01 Speaker 01 I think she's eighteen.
14:02 Speaker 03 Or girlfriend, or a non-binary partner.
14:04 Speaker 01 Right.
14:05 Speaker 03 I still think too young. I don't think women should date until they're thirty-two.
14:09 Speaker 02 Hey, I agree.
14:10 Speaker 03 Because they're not ready.
14:11 Speaker 02 Exactly.
14:12 Speaker 01 I still have never had a boyfriend.
14:14 Speaker 02 That's insane to me.
14:15 Speaker 03 Why do you think that is?
14:15 Speaker 02 Well, you're on tour, that's why.
14:17 Speaker 01 No, I was so close to one the other night. Oh, I can't, I feel so bad.
14:20 Speaker 03 Just the other night, in the one night?
14:21 Speaker 02 Wait, I love, in one night you could have a boyfriend, totally.
14:26 Speaker 02 It was so funny, the, I got a headline after that I had dissociated so many times while making the show, and I'm like, that was one of the first headlines about overcompensating, and I was like, cool, I love that.
14:36 Speaker 03 Well, any new article.
14:38 Speaker 01 How could you not? What was it like filming?
14:40 Speaker 02 Oh, my god. It was so much fun. It really did feel like college, and it was so, but like, so surreal, because I had written some of those scripts like six years ago.
14:49 Speaker 01 Right.
14:50 Speaker 02 So at times, or I guess like, five-ish, and so I'd be in the scene with them, and then all of a sudden, my brain would be like, whoa, this is so crazy. Like, I've pictured this for so long. Seeing Mary Beth as my sister for the first time, I was like, this is so weird.
15:03 Speaker 01 I love the video. Did you, or did you not post a video when she found out she was playing your sister?
15:08 Speaker 02 We, um, photo.
15:09 Speaker 03 We posted a picture.
15:09 Speaker 01 Yeah, it was that.
15:10 Speaker 03 We were at dinner together.
15:10 Speaker 01 It was beautiful.
15:11 Speaker 02 It was crazy, because I got a text that was like, right. It was like, Mary Beth has been confirmed, and I just, oh, my god.
15:16 Speaker 03 We were right next to the Bowery Hotel.
15:17 Speaker 02 I don't think I've ever, it's like, probably a top ten, like, you know when your brain just really hits serotonin, and it's dopamine, and just, everything's firing, and it's just exciting, because that doesn't really ever happen? Um, I have never been so happy in my life. I was so giddy.
15:32 Speaker 03 We levitated.
15:33 Speaker 01 Did you cry?
15:34 Speaker 03 We cried, yeah. It was special.
15:36 Speaker 01 That's beautiful.
15:37 Speaker 03 It was really a beautiful moment.
15:38 Speaker 01 Do you, um, there are so many good syncs in the show.
15:42 Speaker 02 Thank you so much.
15:43 Speaker 01 Yeah, like, music syncs.
15:44 Speaker 02 I love that.
15:45 Speaker 03 Oh, that's not what they're called.
15:47 Speaker 02 No, but to me, I went, okay, I guess, yeah, I think they might be called that.
15:51 Speaker 03 They're called needle drops.
15:53 Speaker 02 Wait, okay, people said, but to me, a needle drop is kind of like a mic, like, I'm like, what is that?
15:59 Speaker 03 But that's just, I mean, that's just the business.
16:01 Speaker 01 Right.
16:01 Speaker 02 No, I like sync better.
16:03 Speaker 01 Well, a sync.
16:04 Speaker 02 I love Jake over there.
16:05 Speaker 01 I love the syncs. I know. I felt like Jimmy Fallon.
16:07 Speaker 03 I thought you meant just like actual syncs.
16:09 Speaker 02 Thank you. There are honestly so many of them are for you. It really like.
16:12 Speaker 01 They felt like they were personally for me.
16:13 Speaker 02 Of course.
16:14 Speaker 01 Do you have a favorite, either of you? And you too, Chimen?
16:16 Speaker 03 Buffy.
16:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:17 Speaker 03 Your favorite needle drop?
16:20 Speaker 01 You guys do, "Everything is embarrassing"? I love that song. I met her once.
16:25 Speaker 02 She's incredible.
16:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, she's awesome.
16:26 Speaker 02 That album, "Nighttime," "My Time," was like, that was one of those things where I just, I was kind of creeping out of the closet, but I'm like, I just, at a certain point, I'm gonna love this.
16:34 Speaker 01 Right.
16:35 Speaker 02 You know what I mean? Like, I can't lie. Like, I'm gonna go to her fucking concert. I'm gonna see this. And I went, and like, me telling all my friends, like, I'm picturing us, like, on the metro in DC, and I'm like, you guys are gonna love this. This album got, like, you know, blah, blah, blah on Pitchfork. Like, I was really obsessed with Pitchfork ratings.
16:48 Speaker 01 Oh, you were a Pitchfork guy.
16:50 Speaker 02 Well, of course.
16:50 Speaker 03 Was this before or after you did skydive? Or hang gliding?
16:53 Speaker 02 Um, I parasailed.
16:55 Speaker 01 Where?
16:56 Speaker 02 Oh, no, I hang glided. I hang glided. So I, um, I, for attention, I hang glided because I was in love with this straight guy. So I was like, hell, yeah, I'll, um, hang glide. And thinking about it now, it was the scariest thing I've ever done. I did it in Switzerland when I was abroad. I, I literally, I only had like a little bit of money, and I spent all of it to do it. And I'm up there, and they were these like crazy Australian guys who do it, I mean, 15 times a day.
17:23 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:23 Speaker 02 What I didn't know is that it's, I guess, I don't know, we don't fact check on our pod, so I assume. Why not? I can assume this is a safe space. But I can only assume that it, um, it, what I found out later is, it's the most dangerous one of all of them. Like, the most complications happen from this because it really fully depends on wind.
17:41 Speaker 01 Right.
17:41 Speaker 02 So, and right before we went.
17:43 Speaker 03 This is making my stomach hurt.
17:44 Speaker 02 It was crazy. And you literally jump off a cliff with like a kite type thing, or whatever that's called. But, and these Aussies were literally lunatics.
17:54 Speaker 01 Like, what do you mean?
17:55 Speaker 02 They were in, and they go. I can't do an accent, but they were like, at one point, they filmed the whole thing. So I have footage of it that I can't look at, because it's so, but at one point.
18:06 Speaker 02 They, he did like a dip where you do a nose dive. And on my face, I was so depressed at the time. No, you can't even imagine. I literally, there was no shift. I just went, huh. Like, I am so, like, I don't care anymore.
18:20 Speaker 01 Right.
18:21 Speaker 02 This is how, I fully thought I was gonna die, as he's like, let's dive. And I was like, this is, and I, I think back to it, and I'm like, I was so down bad. Like, it's crazy that I did that.
18:32 Speaker 01 Did you ever end up hooking up with the straight guy?
18:34 Speaker 02 No. No, so he is straight, which is actually really powerful.
18:39 Speaker 02 So there, yeah.
18:39 Speaker 03 Now more than ever.
18:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, which is crazy. But I do think it forced me out of the closet, because it's just like, oh, well, I do love a man. It's hard to tell your brain, like, that you're not gay at that point.
18:48 Speaker 01 Right.
18:48 Speaker 02 Like, well.
18:49 Speaker 03 You were willing to hang glide for someone.
18:51 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:51 Speaker 01 Who, do you still keep in contact with him?
18:53 Speaker 02 Yeah. Yeah.
18:55 Speaker 01 Does he know you were in love?
18:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:57 Speaker 01 Isn't that amazing?
18:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
18:59 Speaker 01 So what's up with you guys?
19:01 Speaker 02 Well, darling.
19:02 Speaker 03 In a show.
19:03 Speaker 02 We're doing this, so we're doing this show.
19:05 Speaker 03 So we're in a show.
19:06 Speaker 02 But also, I'm just so happy to be here. I just love you.
19:08 Speaker 01 I mean, I never have more fun.
19:10 Speaker 02 It's just like, this is heaven, and like, this does feel like you're on Rite as well, in a way.
19:14 Speaker 03 This is the first space I've been in in the last two weeks where I'm not freezing, by the way. So just thank you for that.
19:19 Speaker 02 So imagine how warm I am.
19:20 Speaker 03 Thank you for that.
19:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm so hot.
19:21 Speaker 03 And thank you for not, like, for prioritizing me.
19:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's all for you.
19:25 Speaker 02 She would have been blue.
19:26 Speaker 03 My bones have been chattering for the last two weeks.
19:27 Speaker 01 Do you get cold easily?
19:28 Speaker 03 Oh my god, yeah. It's really hard.
19:30 Speaker 01 What do you sleep at?
19:32 Speaker 03 I sleep at 72.
19:33 Speaker 01 Ooh.
19:35 Speaker 02 I'm a 68, can I just say?
19:37 Speaker 01 I'm a 62.
19:38 Speaker 02 Jake.
19:39 Speaker 03 That's like.
19:39 Speaker 01 Burr.
19:42 Speaker 01 Let me one-up you. Not only am I a 62, I have a fan next to me that blows on level 3. It's only 3 levels. And then I have a mattress called an 8-sleep that goes to negative 10 degrees. Or at negative 10, that's the level setting I'm at, and it vibrates me to wake me up.
19:56 Speaker 02 Oh, wait, that sounds so, that feels like to go to bed with a spray tan in that bed.
20:01 Speaker 03 Yeah.
20:02 Speaker 02 That's so cool. Have you gotten a spray tan ever?
20:04 Speaker 01 I mean, like, this must be kismet. I was talking about it today, just like pizza.
20:07 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:08 Speaker 01 Did you have a spray tan all the filming?
20:10 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:10 Speaker 03 We all did.
20:11 Speaker 01 It looked great.
20:11 Speaker 02 I will say, every now and then, a scene switches and it goes, Benny went to Bora Bora. That was the joke. We were like, because I got a fresh one on the weekend, and then Monday was just a little bit...
20:19 Speaker 03 You can't tell that much. We did take Adam to his first spray tan ever.
20:23 Speaker 02 It's so fun to do that.
20:24 Speaker 01 You got a spray tan?
20:25 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:25 Speaker 03 You got a bunch of spray tans.
20:27 Speaker 02 Were you addicted?
20:29 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:29 Speaker 03 I think you were resistant to it, but I think you kind of loved how it looked.
20:33 Speaker 01 Give him a mic in case he wants to chime in.
20:37 Speaker 02 Can we get this straight?
20:38 Speaker 01 Yeah, give him a mic in case he wants to chime in.
20:40 Speaker 03 I thought this was a podcast.
20:41 Speaker 01 I know.
20:43 Speaker 03 Only if you feel it's totally necessary, though, you know?
20:46 Speaker 02 You're kind of the voice of God of this, in a way.
20:51 Speaker 02 You have to get fucked.
20:52 Speaker 01 I know. I can't stop thinking about it. Jake, like, I... And every time, like...
20:58 Speaker 02 Are you just too busy? Actually, this, it might be that. Are you too busy?
21:01 Speaker 01 No.
21:02 Speaker 03 Or are you not? Like, you're not, like, opening yourself up to love?
21:05 Speaker 01 I don't think I'm opening myself up, literally, and physi- physi- to, you know?
21:08 Speaker 03 Figuratively.
21:09 Speaker 01 Yeah. I'm not. I'm like, all I want to do is have sex.
21:12 Speaker 03 What's your type? Like, what's your, what are you attracted to?
21:15 Speaker 01 I, it changes on the day.
21:17 Speaker 02 Totally.
21:18 Speaker 03 That's tough.
21:18 Speaker 01 It changes on the day.
21:19 Speaker 02 And that can be hard.
21:20 Speaker 03 Yeah.
21:20 Speaker 01 And it cha- and, but my thing is like, and I keep having like, can I like get TMI?
21:24 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
21:25 Speaker 01 Having sex dreams, and I'm like, I know.
21:26 Speaker 02 Ah, I love that song. Sorry, I just think about it. Gaga.
21:30 Speaker 01 Yeah. Oh, mayhem? That's what I write for.
21:33 Speaker 02 Oh, so fabulous.
21:34 Speaker 01 So fabulous.
21:34 Speaker 02 How, that girl in your head ain't real, how bad do you want me for real?
21:38 Speaker 01 How bad?
21:38 Speaker 02 I think about that so consistently.
21:40 Speaker 01 I wish I went to Copacabana.
21:42 Speaker 02 What's that?
21:42 Speaker 01 This two million person show she just did.
21:44 Speaker 02 Oh my, see, that gives me, that makes me sick to my stomach.
21:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
21:47 Speaker 02 That many people, I, I'm like, that actually made me so nervous.
21:50 Speaker 01 Do you wonder how they do, like, security for that?
21:52 Speaker 02 Well, I think they don't, at a certain point.
21:54 Speaker 03 No way.
21:55 Speaker 02 For her, yes, but I think it's just kind of like...
21:57 Speaker 03 They have, like, the sections so that people don't get trampled. And that's when professionals are organizing something, and they're like, we've done, like, the math on, like, body weight and, like, what each section can hold. And that's like thought and care was put into that.
22:09 Speaker 02 Right.
22:09 Speaker 03 So people don't get smushed.
22:10 Speaker 02 She is a rep for a Koka Cabana.
22:12 Speaker 03 I just think they did an amazing job. And they gave Lady Gaga such an incredible opportunity. But it's only because they were organized. Like, organization matters.
22:21 Speaker 01 It does.
22:22 Speaker 02 It really does.
22:23 Speaker 03 It does.
22:24 Speaker 02 It really does.
22:25 Speaker 03 Physical safety is important. You know that, post hang gliding.
22:29 Speaker 02 Of course.
22:29 Speaker 03 It's important.
22:30 Speaker 01 It is important.
22:31 Speaker 02 Coachella, I thought, was, um, tough at times. I just get really, it's, I get really claustrophobic. And then at times, they're, all of a sudden, you're herded with like a hundred people in the same little spot. And that's where I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no, I can't do this.
22:43 Speaker 01 Coachella's not a music festival.
22:45 Speaker 02 Whoa.
22:46 Speaker 01 It's not a mu-
22:46 Speaker 03 Speak on that.
22:47 Speaker 01 That's, it's not about things. It used to be.
22:49 Speaker 03 I went the last year, it was a music festival, because it was the last year, it was one weekend. And it was so good. And then the year after that, they just realized like how much more money they could be making. And now it's really like a branding opportunity.
23:01 Speaker 01 The only time I felt joy, I mean, I miss Gaga, which I'm very upset about.
23:05 Speaker 02 You'll see that show.
23:06 Speaker 01 Um, just like dealing with shit.
23:08 Speaker 03 Totally.
23:09 Speaker 01 And I was like, oh, I have to go home. And I'm gonna go see her in Vegas.
23:14 Speaker 02 We say all the same things. It's so scary.
23:17 Speaker 01 How do you guys know each other again?
23:18 Speaker 03 We met at a show.
23:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, we met at a show, comedy show, stand-up. Would you ever do stand-up?
23:22 Speaker 01 Yes.
23:23 Speaker 02 You should.
23:24 Speaker 01 I don't think I'd be very good at it.
23:25 Speaker 02 I don't think that's true.
23:26 Speaker 03 You don't have to be good. Did you know that? I feel like people on TikTok prove that every day.
23:30 Speaker 01 I think you may be right.
23:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, so like, anyone can do it.
23:34 Speaker 01 And how do you, how did you learn how to do it?
23:36 Speaker 03 What? I can't be honest on Jay Chain's podcast.
23:39 Speaker 01 You better be honest, we're at Therapist.
23:40 Speaker 03 Um, how did I find stand-up? I, uh, I started taking improv classes. This was obviously an interesting time in my life. And I decided, I was like, wait, this is so fun. I might just try stand-up. I'll do an open mic and see how it goes. And then it was like, it went really well, unfortunately. So then my life took a dark turn. And now I do, now I do this for work.
24:00 Speaker 01 Do you have any upcoming shows?
24:01 Speaker 03 I do have a bunch of shows in New York coming up, and I'm doing one in the Hamptons, so that'll be fun.
24:05 Speaker 02 Oh, I love you.
24:06 Speaker 01 I gotta go there.
24:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, they get to decide if I live or die, so.
24:10 Speaker 02 Everyone gets a little button.
24:11 Speaker 03 They just do a thumbs up or whatever. So that's gonna be fun. And then, yeah, Holmes and I are actually hosting a show, Holmes who plays Haley in Overcompensating.
24:19 Speaker 01 She's incredible.
24:19 Speaker 03 July 18th at the Bell House. I think tickets will be on sale.
24:22 Speaker 01 July what?
24:22 Speaker 03 18th.
24:23 Speaker 01 Bell House.
24:24 Speaker 03 At the Bell House.
24:25 Speaker 01 Where's that?
24:25 Speaker 03 It's in, it's in New York in Brooklyn.
24:27 Speaker 01 I will be there.
24:28 Speaker 03 Really?
24:28 Speaker 01 Yep, I will be there. I'm off tour, I'm off everything.
24:30 Speaker 03 Do you want to do the show? Like, do you want to be on it and we'll like, ask you questions or something?
24:34 Speaker 01 Yeah.
24:34 Speaker 03 Okay.
24:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, that makes, I like that.
24:36 Speaker 01 Wait, really?
24:37 Speaker 02 Yeah, you'll feel safe there.
24:38 Speaker 01 Okay, yeah.
24:38 Speaker 02 It's a great venue.
24:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, it could be fun.
24:40 Speaker 01 Uh, yeah. Consider me locked in.
24:42 Speaker 02 Her stand-up right now, you would love her hour so much.
24:45 Speaker 01 Oh, I want to see it.
24:46 Speaker 02 It's like, one of my, it's my favorite you've ever done.
24:48 Speaker 03 We had, I had fun writing it. It's fun.
24:50 Speaker 01 How do you write jokes?
24:52 Speaker 03 I just say things out loud that are funny and I go, I gotta write that down. You know?
24:57 Speaker 01 Yeah.
24:57 Speaker 03 And then that's the joke.
24:58 Speaker 02 What'd you say today? Somebody said, "We're both Canadian," and then Mary Frances goes, "Oh yeah, that bullshit."
25:06 Speaker 03 But that's from the show. That's from overcompensating.
25:09 Speaker 02 When?
25:09 Speaker 03 When I'm like, I have to go do my junior volunteer hours.
25:12 Speaker 02 Oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.
25:13 Speaker 03 And he goes, "Oh yeah, that bullshit."
25:17 Speaker 02 She makes me like-
25:18 Speaker 03 I was quoting your work.
25:18 Speaker 02 But you had such, oh my god, at Coachella, I, I really wish, I think whatever was happening, I think if you were with her, you would have felt better.
25:24 Speaker 01 No, I know.
25:25 Speaker 02 She would have kept you safe because she was making you laugh all day.
25:27 Speaker 03 There were many atrocities.
25:28 Speaker 01 Yeah. I tried to see you at the Charli XCX after-party and she told me, she said there was walking involved. I opted out.
25:33 Speaker 03 That's not what happened. And we actually can't get into that right now.
25:37 Speaker 02 She got scolded.
25:38 Speaker 03 I got reamed out the next day. My god, I was sobbing on FaceTime.
25:42 Speaker 01 Wait, what? Are you serious?
25:43 Speaker 03 Yeah, at La Quinta. I guess we were supposed to stay and like, we didn't know, so we just left and then it was like, you were supposed to stay. I was told that I don't have grit.
25:51 Speaker 02 Terry, my horse-
25:52 Speaker 01 Because you missed the after-party.
25:55 Speaker 03 It was a really heated time. It was really heated.
25:58 Speaker 02 Here's the thing. Terry is my horse girl. Some, he's not always gonna be...
26:04 Speaker 03 He doesn't sugarcoat.
26:05 Speaker 02 He doesn't sugarcoat.
26:06 Speaker 03 But I appreciate that. And we, we have the type of friendship where we can have a conversation like that and then like, do, do, like, hang out and do work the whole day and it's like, fine. But I think it's because we just like, respect each other and we hear each other even when things we like, don't agree on. So like, for example, when I left the party and then I got in trouble.
26:23 Speaker 01 So, but how did grit come about?
26:25 Speaker 03 I was just, you know, because actors don't have grit.
26:27 Speaker 02 I'll talk, I'll talk about grit. So I'll talk about true grit. Well, I was just like, okay, they got there like a little bit early. I'm just saying, I'm totally gonna lie this whole story. They got there like a little bit early and then they were just like, oh, like the party wasn't going yet. So we left. And I'm just like, wait, you guys were supposed to all be here together. And like, then I went to the party later and.
26:46 Speaker 01 I saw you.
26:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know.
26:48 Speaker 01 You were eating Raising Canes.
26:48 Speaker 02 Oh God, I was housing Raising Canes.
26:50 Speaker 01 Hey, I had a little bit too.
26:51 Speaker 02 And I kept throwing up in my mouth, Jake.
26:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, I know. You kept saying that.
26:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know.
26:55 Speaker 03 You brought this up every day.
26:57 Speaker 02 I said it on our podcast because I couldn't believe it. They were giving out these drinks that were in like fake Patron like bottles, which I thought they were kind of like fabulous. Like the, holding that, I was like, that's just such a cool party favor. I kept drinking the drinks and then I would be in the middle of conversations and some of the people there, I was like, oh my God, like, I'm talking to Lauren, I'm like, I'm throwing up in my mouth right now. Like, can she see me re-swallow it? And then I see you and I'm housing Raising Canes, which I love their work. I had never had that. I didn't know that was a thing.
27:26 Speaker 01 I don't love Raising Canes.
27:28 Speaker 02 Really? The chicken was good, I thought.
27:29 Speaker 03 It's fried chicken.
27:30 Speaker 01 It's like soggy a bit to me.
27:31 Speaker 02 Oh, this felt fresh.
27:33 Speaker 01 Okay.
27:33 Speaker 02 Fresh in the desert.
27:34 Speaker 01 Right.
27:35 Speaker 02 Um, and they had the toast on top, which I, I kind of, I've never really.
27:38 Speaker 01 The little brioche bun thingy.
27:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, I've never been.
27:40 Speaker 03 Brioche?
27:42 Speaker 02 Brioche?
27:43 Speaker 01 Brioche.
27:43 Speaker 02 My love?
27:45 Speaker 03 You're not gonna get that one past them. Yeah, sorry.
27:47 Speaker 02 I know, you ain't slag trying to say that in front of everybody.
27:50 Speaker 03 There's any comments about me being like, like, I don't know. I can already see the comment section of this one.
27:55 Speaker 01 It's fine. One of my friends doesn't let me say Porsche.
27:58 Speaker 03 Cause what?
27:58 Speaker 01 She makes me say Portia.
27:59 Speaker 02 No, it's Porsche.
28:00 Speaker 01 Oh, no, it's not.
28:02 Speaker 02 Wait, really?
28:03 Speaker 01 It's Portia.
28:03 Speaker 02 Portia?
28:04 Speaker 03 When, how much are you bringing up Porsches, by the way?
28:06 Speaker 01 Like, some people see a car and will be like, oh, what a cool Porsche that is. Portia.
28:11 Speaker 03 Is this the one that said you had herpes? Cause I'd like to have a word.
28:13 Speaker 01 No, no, no, that's a, that's a different one.
28:17 Speaker 02 We'll talk to her later.
28:17 Speaker 03 Interesting.
28:18 Speaker 02 But yeah, I saw you and I was having Raising Canes. I loved the brioche. Uh, is it brioche?
28:23 Speaker 03 It's brioche, I think, anyway.
28:25 Speaker 02 You better hope it is.
28:26 Speaker 03 I better fucking hope it is.
28:27 Speaker 02 But, uh, the little toasty and, um, yeah, it was just, it, seeing you made me so happy because obviously, you know, all of my close confidants had gone home. Cause they had to wait 30 minutes.
28:37 Speaker 03 We were there for an hour. It was so tough, being an actor.
28:39 Speaker 01 Why didn't you text me? I would have come right away. I was at the house next door.
28:42 Speaker 02 And daddy was on the way. That's my thing.
28:44 Speaker 01 I was at the house next door.
28:46 Speaker 02 All it takes is a little grit. You were, wait, were you staying at the guest compound?
28:49 Speaker 01 No, I was pre-gaming in the house next door.
28:51 Speaker 03 Oh, well, you didn't text me.
28:53 Speaker 02 I was so drunk at that, though, that after I thought, I really want to write a horror movie about the guest compound.
28:57 Speaker 03 I agree.
28:58 Speaker 01 How beautiful would that be?
29:00 Speaker 02 Yeah, but then I thought, you know, the next morning, I thought, no, I don't think I should. I don't, there's nothing to say there. It'd be over quick, maybe a short.
29:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, a short, it's a short.
29:08 Speaker 01 The guest compound was a lot.
29:10 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:10 Speaker 03 I've never been in a space like that.
29:13 Speaker 01 What was that?
29:14 Speaker 02 Well, it almost didn't feel like a space. They almost felt like hollow homes. Like, we walked in and it was a little bit of like a haunted house.
29:19 Speaker 03 It, no, it was, it reminded me of like a pop-up museum of ice cream in New York or something.
29:23 Speaker 02 It was a refinery 29.
29:24 Speaker 03 The door was so big.
29:25 Speaker 01 Yes, yes.
29:26 Speaker 03 And it was like pastel and then there was like, I want to say a Mickey Mouse sculpture.
29:30 Speaker 01 Yes.
29:31 Speaker 03 But it's like, why?
29:32 Speaker 01 It was like where they filmed Don't Worry Darling, maybe.
29:34 Speaker 03 Yeah, it was sort of that, yeah.
29:36 Speaker 02 It was kind of art pop.
29:37 Speaker 03 It was art pop in a way.
29:38 Speaker 01 It was art pop.
29:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, I had to leave, but.
29:40 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:41 Speaker 03 I'm sorry I missed you guys.
29:42 Speaker 01 I missed you. I was so happy to see you last night and now today.
29:45 Speaker 02 Seeing you and your girls made my night.
29:48 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, you know, one of my girlfriends is in love with you.
29:51 Speaker 02 What?
29:52 Speaker 01 Yes.
29:52 Speaker 02 Let's talk about this.
29:53 Speaker 01 Julia said, um, please, please tell Benny I'm in love with him.
29:56 Speaker 02 I love her.
29:57 Speaker 03 Well, tell her to back the fuck off.
30:00 Speaker 02 She got something to fucking say. Um, wait, I just love your girls. They're so sweet.
30:04 Speaker 01 They're really funny.
30:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, wait, so when you were on tour, were they all with you the whole time?
30:08 Speaker 01 In and out, in and out.
30:09 Speaker 02 I've never been in a tour bus, so I want to talk to you about this. How was that?
30:13 Speaker 01 Um, I like it.
30:14 Speaker 02 Cool.
30:14 Speaker 01 Enough.
30:15 Speaker 02 Yeah.
30:16 Speaker 03 Well, you're like the perfect size.
30:18 Speaker 01 I also have like a bad.
30:19 Speaker 03 Totally.
30:20 Speaker 01 So it's like.
30:21 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, you're in the back room.
30:22 Speaker 01 I can't complain, but you can't shit on the bus.
30:25 Speaker 02 Wait, what?
30:26 Speaker 01 Wait, what is right? So sometimes you wake up and you're like.
30:29 Speaker 03 Why not?
30:30 Speaker 01 Because, um, like the bus driver has to like empty it out.
30:34 Speaker 03 And he just doesn't feel like it.
30:35 Speaker 01 No, it's more of like, I think it's more of like a kindness thing. Like, I don't want you to do, you don't need to do that.
30:40 Speaker 03 Wait, do you remember when John Mayer's bus like let out their poop bucket?
30:43 Speaker 01 Yes.
30:43 Speaker 03 Into the Chicago River? And there was people like on a tour boat, like.
30:47 Speaker 01 And he went on them, I think.
30:48 Speaker 02 I thought that was Dave Matthews Band.
30:49 Speaker 03 Oh, you're right, you're right, you're right.
30:51 Speaker 02 Why do I know that?
30:52 Speaker 03 I was thinking of a different story.
30:53 Speaker 02 Don't fucking talk about John Mayer like that.
30:54 Speaker 03 Like, that was D M B, bitch. You just turned straight for a second.
30:59 Speaker 02 But I'm like.
31:00 Speaker 03 I thought of, I got my wires crossed with white singers.
31:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, it happens.
31:04 Speaker 03 It totally happens.
31:05 Speaker 01 Who are you guys listening to right now?
31:07 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
31:09 Speaker 03 I, I am so just listening to Charlie.
31:12 Speaker 04 Alright, the new Men I Trust album.
31:14 Speaker 03 Oh, interesting.
31:15 Speaker 01 Oh, Men I Trust.
31:16 Speaker 03 Chiming in, Canadian, if I'm not mistaken.
31:17 Speaker 01 Are you Canadian?
31:18 Speaker 03 That bullshit.
31:19 Speaker 01 You're Canadian?
31:20 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah.
31:20 Speaker 01 From where?
31:21 Speaker 04 Bon Iver.
31:22 Speaker 01 The Bon Iver album is fantastic.
31:24 Speaker 02 Back and only wait.
31:26 Speaker 04 And the new album by Wet. Do you like Wet?
31:28 Speaker 03 I haven't heard it yet.
31:29 Speaker 02 I love Wet. Oh my god, Wet really got me through, through some things in college. I can't really speak today. I think I'm hungover.
31:35 Speaker 03 You're doing a really good job.
31:36 Speaker 02 Words can be so hard, don't you think?
31:38 Speaker 01 Impossible.
31:38 Speaker 02 Like podcasts are hard, no one tells you that.
31:40 Speaker 03 I know.
31:40 Speaker 02 Um, I love Wet.
31:42 Speaker 03 I just listen to Charlie still.
31:43 Speaker 01 Me too.
31:44 Speaker 03 Pretty much.
31:45 Speaker 02 And I love New Lord. I mean, what was that, I think is unbelievable.
31:48 Speaker 01 Fantastic.
31:48 Speaker 02 And I am so excited for Addison.
31:50 Speaker 01 What am I listening to? I like you.
31:53 Speaker 02 We weren't gonna ask.
31:55 Speaker 01 I'm listening to, um, what am I listening to? I'm listening to a lot of old Glee covers right now.
32:01 Speaker 02 Yes.
32:02 Speaker 01 So I did like a Somebody to Love moment, I did Paradise by The Dashboard Light.
32:05 Speaker 02 Yeah.
32:06 Speaker 01 I was doing, um, Roots Before Branches, so I was doing that and then I've been listening to a lot of, um,
32:13 Speaker 01 Phone's Gone, you know?
32:14 Speaker 02 Of course.
32:15 Speaker 01 No facts.
32:15 Speaker 03 You can't, you can't remember.
32:16 Speaker 01 I am listening to the new Bon Iver, I was. During the Coachella weekend when that album came out, like that's when I was listening to that and then I, you know, it died down and, The new Maren Morris is amazing.
32:26 Speaker 03 I love her.
32:26 Speaker 02 Oh, I love her so much.
32:27 Speaker 03 She is a legend. She sang our first dance at our wedding.
32:30 Speaker 02 She did.
32:30 Speaker 03 The worst show we've ever done.
32:32 Speaker 02 It was.
32:33 Speaker 03 It was so. By far the worst show we've ever done.
32:35 Speaker 02 It was so shockingly bad.
32:37 Speaker 01 I don't think you guys could do a bad show.
32:38 Speaker 03 No, they started the show without telling us.
32:39 Speaker 02 Why do you mean?
32:41 Speaker 03 And there was a line around the block of people that weren't even sat yet, and Charlie Puth was there. So it was just like, it was a mess.
32:47 Speaker 02 Terry, stop. Terry, um, on the way home was like, it was, um.
32:53 Speaker 02 I just don't think, he's like, I don't think any of them will really think about it again.
32:57 Speaker 03 Right.
32:57 Speaker 02 Like, as they're kinda like, don't worry about it, they'll forget about that show.
33:01 Speaker 01 What was so bad about it?
33:02 Speaker 03 Well, it was in a music venue and it was like 500 seats sold out.
33:06 Speaker 02 It smelled like cum, though.
33:07 Speaker 03 It smelled like cum.
33:08 Speaker 02 Immediately. And I took my SAT in a room that smelled like cum, so it just took me back.
33:11 Speaker 03 Bad vibes. We had like, we had a bunch of comedians on, different segments, and like, just nothing worked the way it was supposed to. And then I think the only bright spot was Maren Morris singing The Bones, and we danced, and there was a montage of childhood photos of us.
33:25 Speaker 02 What a darling that she, I mean, she saw that dumpster fire of a show that we were on.
33:28 Speaker 03 I know, and she still came out.
33:30 Speaker 02 And was still like, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do me. And she, yeah, she's a legend. In the middle, I think, is like, that's a top fiver for me. Baby. Do you know that song? Why don't you just meet me in the middle?
33:42 Speaker 03 Yeah.
33:42 Speaker 02 What's your favorite, yeah, of course. Wait, yeah?
33:45 Speaker 03 Is that a Maren Morris?
33:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. What's your favorite Glee cover? Do you have one?
33:50 Speaker 01 Um, my favorite Glee cover is Roots Before Branches, though it is an original.
33:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
33:54 Speaker 01 I also love-
33:56 Speaker 03 I love that for your favorite cover. Your mind. I love your mind.
34:00 Speaker 01 I love your mind, I love your mind, I love, I love your mind, too.
34:05 Speaker 02 Oh, fully on his phone.
34:07 Speaker 03 I thought you were here to watch.
34:08 Speaker 02 He's tweeting, I hate the way gay guys and girls talk. I hate when they open their mouths.
34:15 Speaker 01 And I love Paradise by the Dashboard Light, and I love All Time is Faithfully. How could you not?
34:19 Speaker 02 Wow.
34:20 Speaker 01 Right when Finn tells Rachel, I love you?
34:22 Speaker 02 God, that's gorgeous.
34:22 Speaker 01 Are you fucking kidding me?
34:24 Speaker 03 Yeah.
34:24 Speaker 02 You have so much to enjoy. I, I, I'm so excited for you to watch it.
34:29 Speaker 01 And the shit they got, were able to get on air, is so... Like, so insane.
34:36 Speaker 02 That show was out of pocket a lot.
34:38 Speaker 03 Oh, how was talking to her about being able to read?
34:41 Speaker 02 Oh, that was incredible.
34:42 Speaker 01 I mean-
34:43 Speaker 03 Was that just like a dream come true for you?
34:45 Speaker 02 You did that in Bruce Wayne's apartment, no?
34:49 Speaker 02 You told me that's not it.
34:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, the Joker's right outside.
34:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
34:52 Speaker 01 Did you see the Joker, too?
34:54 Speaker 02 Oh, we did.
34:55 Speaker 03 I watched it on a plane.
34:56 Speaker 01 Fully adieu.
34:56 Speaker 02 We are Falada heads. We said Falada heads.
35:00 Speaker 03 His language is interpretive and it can be anything. I actually liked it. I had no problems with it.
35:05 Speaker 01 It was a musical, no?
35:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, and great.
35:08 Speaker 02 Well, yeah, it's, it's one of those things where you're watching it the whole time and you're like- Yeah, I mean, it almost reads as like a music video of sorts. Like, I was watching on a play and the guy next to me started watching and I felt like, okay, I don't know. And then he turned it off after 20 minutes and I'm like, that's not what, like you, come on, like men used to go to war.
35:27 Speaker 01 You can watch all of it.
35:29 Speaker 02 You can watch all of this.
35:30 Speaker 03 I think Joaquin Phoenix is so good.
35:31 Speaker 02 He's incredible and Gaga. And I love their voices. I didn't know it was gonna be covers.
35:36 Speaker 01 Oh, the whole thing.
35:36 Speaker 03 It's a jukebox musical in a lot of ways.
35:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, absolutely.
35:39 Speaker 03 It's a lot like Glee.
35:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, it has very, very Glee.
35:43 Speaker 01 Have you ever seen an episode of Glee?
35:44 Speaker 03 No, the only thing I've seen is that meme that was like, I'm gonna make a blank that is so blank.
35:48 Speaker 01 Oh, an environment that's so...
35:50 Speaker 03 I'm gonna make a blank that is so blank. I hear that girl's fucking crazy.
35:56 Speaker 01 You would love it. How could you not?
35:58 Speaker 02 It really changed me. I, yeah, I think chemically it changed me. I mean, I couldn't believe that that was on TV and that all those people were gay. Like, by the end, everyone is fucking gay in that show. I was just like, oh, my god. To the point where at the time too, I was like, it's so gay. But...
36:13 Speaker 01 Did you watch it every week?
36:14 Speaker 02 It was like my, my piece. It was my favorite thing in the world and I bought all the songs on iTunes. Lea Michele's Take a Bow was such a big deal for me.
36:22 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
36:23 Speaker 02 I can't, and...
36:24 Speaker 01 Why did she do that again?
36:26 Speaker 02 It was something about Finn and, um, uh, what's her name?
36:30 Speaker 03 Quinn, maybe?
36:30 Speaker 02 Quinn, yeah.
36:30 Speaker 03 Oh, Finn and Quinn.
36:31 Speaker 02 And she's like, what you put on... Yeah. And I love, oh, my god, Quinn. The moment I wake up. I love her little debut. I just think that she, yeah, the characters are so amazing. And I feel like the first three episodes, it's like the OC, they're like knockout television.
36:46 Speaker 01 I've never seen the OC.
36:47 Speaker 03 So that's something that's actually not okay.
36:49 Speaker 02 So this is where we draw the line.
36:51 Speaker 03 Yeah.
36:51 Speaker 01 Is it that good?
36:52 Speaker 02 You are going to be so fucking immersed in this program.
36:55 Speaker 01 Really?
36:56 Speaker 02 You don't understand, Jake. It, this has been my entire, what season is it? Spring. It has been spring. Like, I, I, every night I watch three episodes. I pray that Terry goes to bed.
37:06 Speaker 01 I know what Terry dies.
37:08 Speaker 03 But that's like, it's not about the destination, it's about the journey.
37:10 Speaker 02 Exactly. And you know what? In the end, I think the version of her that you see in the show, she died. I think Marissa lives on. That's how I'm interpreting it.
37:18 Speaker 01 Okay.
37:18 Speaker 02 I don't think she would die. I don't think that would have happened. It just doesn't, people don't die.
37:23 Speaker 03 Yeah, people don't die.
37:24 Speaker 02 I just won't allow it.
37:25 Speaker 01 They don't.
37:26 Speaker 02 It's, um, the first season of that show, I would say the first five episodes, I... You're just not gonna be, you're gonna be so immersed.
37:34 Speaker 03 It's funny, it's charming, it's sad, it's tragic, it's like, it hits everything.
37:38 Speaker 02 And then all of a sudden you'll be watching it and then Misha Barton will wear a dress that just wakes you up. She's in this like little Missoni dress when she confronts.
37:45 Speaker 03 Oh, I know exactly where you're talking about.
37:47 Speaker 02 It's on a yacht, Ken. It's just, she will wear something, I just, I'm like, it was so magical.
37:54 Speaker 01 She was the moment at the time, huh?
37:55 Speaker 02 You can't even imagine, it's like beyond even that. It's like she, she wears this like Chanel couture dress to prom. It's so fabulous.
38:03 Speaker 01 Are they all super wealthy in the show?
38:04 Speaker 02 Of course, but then like, they're kinda not at times, but they figure it out.
38:08 Speaker 03 Totally.
38:09 Speaker 02 They get back on their feet.
38:09 Speaker 03 They marry whoever they have to marry.
38:11 Speaker 02 Always landing on their feet. Julia Cooper, I just can't, I, I know this will be, once you're done with your Glee watch, please.
38:17 Speaker 01 Well, and overcompensate then.
38:18 Speaker 02 Of course. I think overcompensating, you'll be done in an hour.
38:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think I'll be done today.
38:22 Speaker 02 It's like, I, which I'm finding is really, I thought would be like, yeah, oh my god, binge it. And then some people today being like, "Season two, let's go." And I'm like, "Oh god, wait, you really did do this in..."
38:31 Speaker 01 That's what you want.
38:32 Speaker 02 You did this in one sitting. That took seven years.
38:35 Speaker 01 You know what I need from you guys, though, on this press tour?
38:37 Speaker 03 What?
38:37 Speaker 01 The Jennifer Hudson Show.
38:39 Speaker 02 Oh.
38:40 Speaker 01 Where is that spirit tunnel?
38:41 Speaker 02 I'm ready to move these hips down that, I need you in the spirit tunnel. Did you do it?
38:46 Speaker 01 No, are you kidding? Never.
38:47 Speaker 03 I, I will say there is someone in there that has done the Jennifer Hudson Show.
38:50 Speaker 04 I don't think the spirit tunnel existed.
38:52 Speaker 02 Oh, they gotta get you back to that.
38:53 Speaker 01 No, you've done it, though?
38:55 Speaker 04 I did it once, yeah. It was fun. She was, she was really nice, yeah.
38:58 Speaker 02 I wanna, I, I really wanna walk butt naked through it. Dead, right down the barrel of the camera, looking right into it. They're censoring me, so intense, just heels on.
39:09 Speaker 01 I think you should do that.
39:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, and they sing unholy.
39:13 Speaker 01 There was someone at the overcompensating premiere last night that looked so strikingly similar to Ellen DeGeneres. I have never seen anything like it.
39:23 Speaker 03 Oh.
39:23 Speaker 01 I haven't seen, and every person I talked to, she would pass like a ghost. And I would say, "Is that not Ellen DeGeneres?"
39:29 Speaker 03 And no one else could see her. No one else could see her, it's just you.
39:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know. For this not to be my favorite experience I've ever had on earth. Do you get that?
39:37 Speaker 03 Yeah.
39:38 Speaker 02 Watching you say that you saw someone who was Ellen DeGeneres last night.
39:41 Speaker 01 Ask anybody.
39:42 Speaker 02 And I do think the ghost of her is there.
39:45 Speaker 03 At the Palladium.
39:45 Speaker 02 We do this bit on the podcast where I just picture her every day of her life. I think she wakes up in Santa Barbara. She, well, and Portia has a matcha, because she's a matcha girl.
39:55 Speaker 01 Oh, I've seen this, yes.
39:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, and she opens her door and outside she goes, "They tried to cancel me." And so she is so, every morning she says that. And Portia just sips her matcha.
40:05 Speaker 03 She's just mixing her matcha. You hear the sound of the spoon hitting this?
40:09 Speaker 02 No, it's not even a spoon, it's one of those frothers.
40:13 Speaker 01 No, no, there was someone that was so strikingly similar to Ellen that I couldn't hold it in.
40:17 Speaker 02 Can I just say, Ellen, you ain't slick. She was there.
40:21 Speaker 01 She was there.
40:21 Speaker 02 She was there. She's running away.
40:24 Speaker 01 You ask Owen, ask my daughter, ask anybody, I was like, "Hey, to your right, is that not Ellen DeGeneres?"
40:30 Speaker 02 Plays out, it goes as Ellen for Halloween.
40:32 Speaker 03 No, because that's so obviously a gay guy. We don't know. This is a cold case. We don't know.
40:36 Speaker 02 This is why you had to leave. You were like, "I can't do it."
40:38 Speaker 01 I was, but I just kept looking at her. Everybody, I was like, "That's Ellen." And she would walk by alone every time.
40:43 Speaker 03 It's crazy you didn't come up to either of us to find out or anything.
40:46 Speaker 01 No, because like you guys were so, I didn't want to like, but I just wanted to congratulate you.
40:49 Speaker 03 But that's really high priority.
40:50 Speaker 01 Yeah.
40:51 Speaker 03 If there's an Ellen lookalike, oh, you did hire that Ellen lookalike.
40:56 Speaker 02 Fuck, I forgot.
40:56 Speaker 03 She fucking showed up. We didn't get any photos with her.
40:58 Speaker 02 I told Amazon, I said, "We need a photo booth, we need merch, I need an Ellen lookalike, I need, I need a red carpet, I need, I need Jake Shane." It was kind of like one of my like non-negotiables.
41:07 Speaker 01 Well, she was there.
41:08 Speaker 02 God.
41:09 Speaker 01 I can't believe the holding space lady was there.
41:11 Speaker 02 Yeah, she's incredible. And she's so in on the joke, in a way that I'm like, that's amazing.
41:15 Speaker 01 You gotta be in on the joke.
41:16 Speaker 02 Like, I was just like, obviously, I mean, you're like, that's such an iconic moment. And she's like, "Yeah, totally." Like, she's, you know.
41:21 Speaker 01 Okay, do we think the Wicked part two press tour is gonna live up to part one?
41:25 Speaker 02 Well, how are they gonna do that again?
41:27 Speaker 01 Oh, if anyone can do it.
41:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, they have grit.
41:30 Speaker 02 It's the baby girls. They do have grit. You know what I think is so unbelievable about that is like, that really is just like a play. I was having this thought and I'm just like, that is so crazy. That was like a blockbuster.
41:42 Speaker 03 Why did they call it Shiz? That pissed me off.
41:45 Speaker 01 That pissed you off?
41:46 Speaker 03 Why Shiz University?
41:48 Speaker 02 I can't imagine, hey, can I just say, I can't imagine the comments. They, these theater kids are gonna shave your head. They are gonna burn you at the stake.
41:58 Speaker 03 Then explain it.
42:00 Speaker 02 Yes, actually, let's figure this out.
42:01 Speaker 03 Explain it. Before you come for me, tell me why it's called Shiz University.
42:05 Speaker 02 I had no idea we were getting talking animals. That did.
42:08 Speaker 01 I forgot that that happened. Did you see the play?
42:11 Speaker 02 I haven't. I can't wait to see it. This is one of those things.
42:13 Speaker 01 You've never seen it?
42:14 Speaker 02 I've never seen the play. Yeah, which makes me so sad, but.
42:16 Speaker 03 Well, now you're a target.
42:18 Speaker 02 Sorry, I can't wait. But here's my thing. I'm like, I had to see the movie first. Sorry, I've been waiting all this time. But for that, everyone would give me shit about this. And I'm like, plays are expensive. Like, when I lived in New York, I wasn't like.
42:30 Speaker 03 You couldn't like go to the theater.
42:31 Speaker 02 No, but I mean, you know, yeah, so I'm like, I don't know if there was like a student discount. Wasn't a student at the time, so I don't know. Yeah.
42:36 Speaker 01 There's not a student discount for Broadway.
42:38 Speaker 02 Right? I'm like, it was so expensive.
42:39 Speaker 03 Broadway's sort of like, if you can't afford it, like, fuck you.
42:43 Speaker 02 Good luck.
42:44 Speaker 01 You guys never told me what you ride for.
42:45 Speaker 03 I did. I think I did, but I can't remember it now. Did I say I said something? I did, but I don't remember.
42:51 Speaker 01 What do you ride for?
42:52 Speaker 02 Well, we've ridden for things so much now that like, I really just have to pick what's in the room. And to me, it's your slippers.
42:59 Speaker 03 I agree.
42:59 Speaker 02 Because there's something about having a house shoe.
43:01 Speaker 03 And they're lived in.
43:02 Speaker 01 They're lived in and they're filthy.
43:03 Speaker 02 And they know the most comfortable version of you. They know the, like, I can sense.
43:07 Speaker 03 They know the mold of your foot. That's intimacy.
43:10 Speaker 02 Yeah. They know that you're curvators. Exactly. And you know what else? Wear your couture. And that's what I love. If you buy something nice, wear it to death. Mary Kate Olsen and her frickin' Hermes Birkin, that is what I want. I want to see the holes. I want to see the sweat. Why do I keep referencing this?
43:27 Speaker 03 I don't know.
43:27 Speaker 02 Have you seen How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?
43:31 Speaker 03 We're making a watch list for you.
43:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
43:33 Speaker 03 And it's gonna be long.
43:34 Speaker 02 It's gonna be a long day.
43:36 Speaker 01 I never have you seen it?
43:38 Speaker 03 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days?
43:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, is that?
43:39 Speaker 03 Kate Hudson, Matthew McConaughey.
43:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, I've seen that one. It's good. There's just this moment where she says, like, you can feel the sweat, and I don't know why I keep saying it.
43:45 Speaker 01 That's the one where she's like, they'll be Ben's partner.
43:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
43:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly.
43:49 Speaker 01 Yeah. Never seen it. I love Matthew McConaughey.
43:52 Speaker 02 You're gonna love it. He is quite the stud in this one.
43:54 Speaker 01 Is he a stud?
43:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think so.
43:59 Speaker 03 I want to ask every Nepo baby, how do you decide what to wear? Every day, how do you decide? Because you have so many clothes. So how could you ever pick from all those clothes?
44:09 Speaker 01 I actually wonder the same thing. No, I wonder the same thing.
44:13 Speaker 02 What, we should think about all of them having flat stomachs?
44:16 Speaker 03 Oh, all Nepo babies have flat stomachs.
44:18 Speaker 01 They do.
44:18 Speaker 03 I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but I don't think Jeffrey Epstein is dead. And all Nepo babies have flat stomachs.
44:23 Speaker 02 And Dear Media clip both.
44:25 Speaker 03 It's fucked up. I'm like, is it the genetics of it? Or like, what, what's going on there?
44:29 Speaker 01 They all do have flat stomachs. What's up with that?
44:32 Speaker 03 I don't know. But I would love some answers. So the next one you have on your pod, if you could just ask.
44:37 Speaker 01 I'll ask, I'll say how.
44:39 Speaker 03 What's going on?
44:39 Speaker 02 And they'll look at you and just blood hole rush out of their mouth. You can't fucking say that. Who sent you? Yeah, yeah.
44:48 Speaker 01 Oh, you know what I write for, actually?
44:49 Speaker 02 I love Nepo babies.
44:50 Speaker 01 Speaking of Nepo babies, Lily Rose Depp's audition for Nosferatu.
44:54 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, on Zoom. To do that on Zoom.
44:57 Speaker 03 She was at a desk.
45:00 Speaker 02 I can't, I'm literally thinking about it. It was so, oh, my God. And wait, fuck, no, I'm thinking about Ellen again. No, Ellen, it just, this woman, Jake Shane, just you losing your mind at the premiere over Ellen.
45:11 Speaker 01 I need to talk to somebody about who I saw last night.
45:13 Speaker 03 We'll look at the photos today, we'll see if she's in any of them.
45:16 Speaker 01 If you find her, she has a bob pixie cut, blonde, obviously, because she looks like fucking Ellen.
45:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
45:21 Speaker 01 And I, I, she was there, she was real.
45:25 Speaker 02 What? Did she have a tie on or a suit? Sneakers, white sneakers?
45:28 Speaker 01 It definitely wasn't a dress. I'm like, gonna freak out, honestly, like, I know Cobra Snake took a photo of her.
45:33 Speaker 03 Okay, we'll ask, we'll reach out.
45:35 Speaker 02 I'm gonna look through the photos and find this woman. I cannot wait. I, this is like a gift to myself.
45:40 Speaker 01 I mean, I was so taken aback. I, Louise, if you were there, you I wish. You would have taken a photo. It was that jarring. I was like, that's Ellen DeGeneres at the overcompensating premiere at the Palladium in Los Angeles.
45:51 Speaker 02 Tweet that.
45:53 Speaker 03 Ellen DeGeneres has arrived at the overcompensating premiere at the Palladium.
45:58 Speaker 01 You know who gave it their fucking all last night?
46:00 Speaker 02 Who?
46:00 Speaker 01 Those paid actors you guys hired to hype up the crowd.
46:03 Speaker 03 The paid actors who are there to go like, "Welcome to freshman year."
46:06 Speaker 02 No one told me, they're the new student orientation leaders and no one told me this, so I walked in and I thought they were like making fun of me for a second. I was like,
46:13 Speaker 01 That's always my first.
46:14 Speaker 02 Fuck, I got dommed. They're like, "Oh yeah, freshman year, what happened tonight?" I was like, "Fuck."
46:19 Speaker 03 He got a hate comment that we,
46:20 Speaker 02 And they said, it was so crazy.
46:21 Speaker 03 That was written actually quite well so that we quote it constantly.
46:24 Speaker 02 Well, I just like, has, if anyone says anything bad about you, I'll, that's where I'm like, it's, yeah, it's courage for them.
46:30 Speaker 01 I appreciate that. I have your back.
46:31 Speaker 02 They're gonna meet floor, cuz I'm kinda linebacker vibes these days. Like, I'm ready to,
46:34 Speaker 01 You are, you're ripped.
46:36 Speaker 03 It's not even these days. This is just your body now.
46:38 Speaker 01 Yeah, this is just your body now.
46:39 Speaker 03 Hey, hey, hear that? This is your body now.
46:42 Speaker 01 Therapy feels really good.
46:43 Speaker 04 Benny, Benny, Benny can beat up everyone I know.
46:47 Speaker 02 I'm just ready to go.
46:47 Speaker 03 He's gonna be Reacher. He's the next Reacher.
46:50 Speaker 02 I forgot to tell you, but I am Reacher.
46:51 Speaker 01 Oh, congratulations. Congratulations.
46:54 Speaker 02 But yeah, I want to, um, I do feel like I wanna fight someone soon. It's just like, just give me a reason.
46:59 Speaker 01 You have to. I mean, with this body, they might as well.
47:01 Speaker 02 I'm ready for the smackdown. That's the thing.
47:04 Speaker 03 Right. And I'll be there cheering you on.
47:06 Speaker 01 Have you guys ever gotten into a bar fight?
47:08 Speaker 02 No.
47:09 Speaker 03 I did.
47:10 Speaker 02 Have you ever, have you ever hit someone? Are you like, are you?
47:11 Speaker 03 No.
47:12 Speaker 01 No, no.
47:12 Speaker 02 You don't strike me as physical.
47:14 Speaker 01 I had a girl in fourth grade come up to me and say like, "I'm gonna fight you now."
47:18 Speaker 02 Whoa.
47:19 Speaker 03 I got punched, I got punched once, but,
47:21 Speaker 02 Whoa. Maybe we already talked about this, but since when I was in the closet, I had the meanest thing I could possibly think of about everyone in the class in the back of my head.
47:28 Speaker 01 Always.
47:29 Speaker 02 Just in case they brought up me being gay.
47:30 Speaker 03 Yes.
47:31 Speaker 02 And to one of them, she said something to me and I go, "You know what I could say right now? Don't do this."
47:34 Speaker 03 And that was enough.
47:35 Speaker 02 And I go, "Don't do this."
47:37 Speaker 01 And what she said?
47:37 Speaker 02 Knock it off. And she was like, "Alright." You know what I mean? She's kinda like, "Work, that's actually sick." Yeah, and in that moment, I came out to her in a way.
47:46 Speaker 03 You earned her respect.
47:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, I was like, "Don't." I go, "You don't wanna do this to me right now."
47:49 Speaker 01 Are you ready to get into the tell me what's wrongs?
47:51 Speaker 02 Yes.
47:52 Speaker 01 Okay, Adam, chime in when you feel necessary.
47:54 Speaker 04 Okay.
47:54 Speaker 03 Only if it makes sense.
47:56 Speaker 01 I have this friend that is obsessed with the ideal of male, male attention and is talking to five plus guys at the same time. Me and my friends try to tell her that it's not right. Why not? But she just laughs, says she's using them, and moves on. I love her. We wouldn't care really, but it's now with guys that we're friends with.
48:15 Speaker 02 Oh, you can do it with strangers. I feel like guys you're friends with is tough because there's relationships and you have to be thoughtful about that.
48:22 Speaker 03 And what are you using them for?
48:23 Speaker 02 Exactly.
48:23 Speaker 03 You only need one to put your air conditioner in.
48:25 Speaker 01 Right.
48:26 Speaker 03 When it starts being hot, so I don't think you need five. But I think it's like, yeah, what's, what are you trying to gain from it?
48:33 Speaker 02 I don't mind it if it's strangers, though. If you want to like be texting a bunch of guys and like, you know, kind of seeing what's gonna end. That feels like, you know, hedging your bets. I'm into that, I think.
48:41 Speaker 01 I'm getting a weird vibe from the person that wrote this in now.
48:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
48:45 Speaker 01 I'm getting a weird, jealous vibe. Louise, don't you, come on.
48:49 Speaker 02 Say it.
48:50 Speaker 01 You disagree? No, I just kind of blacked out for a second. Yeah.
48:55 Speaker 02 Yeah, she's like, I haven't listened to a single word you guys have said.
48:57 Speaker 01 She's like this girl. Our girlfriend is talking to so many guys and we all talk about how she talks to-
49:03 Speaker 03 But what's the question?
49:04 Speaker 01 What do we do? What are you gonna do?
49:06 Speaker 03 Oh, nothing.
49:06 Speaker 02 Nothing. Let her do it, but if it's like, if it's multiple friends that are in the group, it'd just be like, hey, like, maybe, you know, like, only partake if you're actually serious about maybe like dating one of them. This is a dating thing, right? Or she's just texting to be friends with these guys?
49:19 Speaker 01 I think she's just like flirting and fucking around.
49:20 Speaker 02 Of course.
49:21 Speaker 01 I like her.
49:22 Speaker 03 I think maybe, okay, maybe 20. But like, this is sort of a, this is giving like a college-
49:27 Speaker 01 College, late high school problem.
49:27 Speaker 03 This isn't like we live in a city.
49:28 Speaker 01 Right.
49:29 Speaker 03 Sort of thing, so.
49:30 Speaker 01 Speaking of, how the fuck do I deal with being back in my hometown and everyone from high school being home? Like, there are so many people I don't want to interact with. It's a minefield.
49:40 Speaker 03 That's tough. I think, wear a mask?
49:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, masks can be huge. That's such a good point.
49:46 Speaker 03 A mask and a hat and sunglasses.
49:48 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, actors.
49:49 Speaker 03 Case closed.
49:49 Speaker 02 Actors vibes.
49:50 Speaker 01 What do you do when you go home?
49:51 Speaker 02 Um, I, I, this is, sounds terrible. I don't go home that often, but when I do go home, I'm kind of just in my house with my parents and dogs.
49:58 Speaker 01 Yeah, I got that.
49:59 Speaker 02 Like, I don't, I don't go out much, and I definitely wouldn't go to like a bar or anything like that. I just, I don't know. Is it, like, when did you come out? You don't have to tell me, but-
50:08 Speaker 01 When I was like 10, I think I was 10.
50:10 Speaker 02 Oh yeah, you're young.
50:11 Speaker 01 Yeah, I had to ask my mom for a toy after and she said no.
50:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, cuz, oh.
50:15 Speaker 03 What toy?
50:16 Speaker 01 I was just like, well, there's, I think it was like some commercial I saw and she was like, what? Like, you're not like gonna get rewarded for this?
50:22 Speaker 02 Whoa.
50:23 Speaker 01 She's like, but I'm so happy for you, but like, I'm not gonna like.
50:26 Speaker 02 I would have loved, I would have said, okay, I've got a gay son, he's also a businessman.
50:29 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's what she said. Well, that is what she says, but she didn't buy me. I think, you know, maybe I was eight and I, no, I was nine and it was during the recession.
50:37 Speaker 02 Of course.
50:37 Speaker 03 Tough.
50:38 Speaker 01 Yeah.
50:38 Speaker 03 It was tough for families.
50:39 Speaker 01 It was, it was the recession.
50:40 Speaker 02 It was a bummer.
50:41 Speaker 01 It was a recession.
50:42 Speaker 03 It's hard.
50:43 Speaker 02 Big bummer. Um, what was the question again?
50:45 Speaker 03 People in your hometown.
50:47 Speaker 02 Oh.
50:48 Speaker 01 Where are you from?
50:48 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
50:49 Speaker 03 I'm from Connecticut. I'm from Stanford. I go home all the time, but I'm on good terms with people that I knew back then. So I don't dread seeing them. I guess there's a few people that if I saw, I would just wave and smile. You don't have to have a conversation, but I think you can always have AirPods in and you're on the phone.
51:06 Speaker 02 Headphones on.
51:07 Speaker 01 People these days.
51:07 Speaker 02 It really doesn't.
51:08 Speaker 01 That doesn't stop.
51:09 Speaker 02 You can even, you, no, you can truly even be in a full conversation with someone and they still will just be like, hey,
51:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, like.
51:15 Speaker 02 what the fuck's up, man?
51:16 Speaker 01 Yeah.
51:16 Speaker 02 Look at you go. And my one thing, that's the thing. It's like, sometimes I feel like I have to then come out to them or they do this whole thing of like, crazy. And I'm like, oh, I can't do this.
51:24 Speaker 01 Right.
51:25 Speaker 02 So, yeah, I mean, I, I, but I think it's just kind of maybe avoiding those types of, those types of places.
51:30 Speaker 03 Right. Yeah. Avoid the spaces.
51:32 Speaker 01 Right. Maybe watch like Sweet Home Alabama or something.
51:34 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
51:35 Speaker 03 There's a lot of good advice in there.
51:37 Speaker 02 Is that it?
51:38 Speaker 01 I've seen it.
51:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's a good one.
51:39 Speaker 01 I've seen it. Yeah.
51:40 Speaker 03 I would say like 10 things I hate about you, or no, whoa, no, how to lose a guy in 10 days. A lot of stuff.
51:45 Speaker 01 I also have not seen 10 things I hate about you.
51:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, same like sort of time and, and tone and it's just good fun. Okay, well, that'll be added to the watch list.
51:54 Speaker 01 I appreciate that it's okay that I haven't seen The Office.
51:57 Speaker 02 Of course.
51:57 Speaker 03 You have the rest of your life to watch this stuff.
51:59 Speaker 02 Now, the OC, we gotta get to it because I really think this will change you chemically.
52:03 Speaker 01 What about One Tree Hill?
52:05 Speaker 03 Never seen it.
52:05 Speaker 02 I haven't seen that, but I'm sure, you know. Do you love?
52:08 Speaker 05 Yeah, that's my OC.
52:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, totally.
52:10 Speaker 03 Okay, cuz you couldn't do both. It was like you did the OC or you did One Tree Hill.
52:14 Speaker 02 My dad watched One Tree Hill.
52:15 Speaker 01 Oh, that's sweet.
52:16 Speaker 05 That's going on Nathan Scott.
52:18 Speaker 03 Wow.
52:18 Speaker 01 Have you guys ever seen The Leftovers?
52:20 Speaker 03 Yes.
52:21 Speaker 02 Yes, Justin Theroux.
52:22 Speaker 03 How could I not?
52:22 Speaker 01 That is one of my, I just finished it. Justin Theroux.
52:26 Speaker 02 Justin Theroux.
52:26 Speaker 03 I love shows that say like, we don't have to make sense, deal with it.
52:29 Speaker 01 No.
52:29 Speaker 03 They didn't answer questions and I was like.
52:31 Speaker 02 HBO makes that. I love it.
52:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, I love it. Put him in the bath naked as much as you want.
52:35 Speaker 01 Right? And it's like, was that real? Like, are, what was going on? I loved that goddamn show.
52:39 Speaker 03 Harry Kuhn.
52:40 Speaker 01 Harry Kuhn, period.
52:42 Speaker 02 Like five years, that was a long time ago.
52:44 Speaker 03 It was like, yeah. And I was the only person I knew that watched it, so it was really hard.
52:47 Speaker 01 Well, I just watched it.
52:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
52:49 Speaker 01 Have you seen Station Eleven?
52:50 Speaker 02 I heard that's incredible.
52:52 Speaker 01 Apparently it's amazing.
52:53 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:53 Speaker 01 What's your favorite show?
52:55 Speaker 04 Like of all time?
52:56 Speaker 01 Just maybe recently, or yeah, sure.
52:57 Speaker 04 Recently, um...
52:59 Speaker 01 No, you can go all time.
53:00 Speaker 03 Stakes couldn't be higher.
53:01 Speaker 04 Oh, I've been watching Nirvana, the Band of the Show. It's like, do you know it? Okay, yeah, yeah, it's, it's like.
53:09 Speaker 02 It's just a couple of guys shooting the shit about Nirvana.
53:12 Speaker 04 It's a Canadian comedy and it's.
53:13 Speaker 03 Oh, that bullshit.
53:16 Speaker 04 It's that bullshit. I lost, but Lost is my favorite show of all time.
53:20 Speaker 01 Hit it again. I was speaking about Lost.
53:22 Speaker 04 Yeah, and The Office I watched.
53:24 Speaker 03 That was earlier on this podcast.
53:25 Speaker 01 Nope, but also earlier on, earlier today.
53:27 Speaker 02 Yeah.
53:28 Speaker 03 We, we, your house is bugged.
53:30 Speaker 01 It is bugged.
53:31 Speaker 03 And we've been listening and we knew what to bring up.
53:33 Speaker 01 Did you guys ever watch Degrassi?
53:34 Speaker 03 I did watch Degrassi.
53:36 Speaker 02 A few.
53:36 Speaker 01 You're Canadian.
53:37 Speaker 02 But I'm a Skins girl.
53:38 Speaker 04 No, I never saw, I turned down an audition for Degrassi one time.
53:41 Speaker 03 When you were a kid?
53:42 Speaker 04 No, I was, yeah.
53:44 Speaker 01 Why'd you turn it down?
53:45 Speaker 04 I just was like, I didn't wanna be on Degrassi.
53:48 Speaker 03 Wow, shots fired at Drake. I mean, he's been through enough.
53:50 Speaker 04 True, that's true.
53:51 Speaker 01 Shots fired, literally. He gets shot at in the show.
53:54 Speaker 03 He becomes a paralyzed person.
53:55 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
53:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, that show tackles tough fucking subjects.
53:59 Speaker 02 When you get serious, I start to laugh.
54:03 Speaker 03 It's not all a joke.
54:04 Speaker 04 People love that show in the US, I find.
54:06 Speaker 01 Oh, I love Degrassi.
54:07 Speaker 03 It was on Noggin, which was like a, like, CL channel. It wasn't Disney, it wasn't Nickelodeon, it was a secret third thing called Noggin.
54:14 Speaker 02 Wait, but I thought it was also on MTV2 with the little dogs in the corner.
54:17 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah, the two little dogs.
54:19 Speaker 02 MTV2, baby.
54:20 Speaker 03 That was later.
54:21 Speaker 02 You know what, what show I loved so much was Robin Big.
54:25 Speaker 03 Oh, totally.
54:25 Speaker 01 I love Robin Big.
54:27 Speaker 02 I'm so sad Big is dead, which just breaks my heart, and Rob, oh my, it's a, Deardick?
54:32 Speaker 03 Drydick? Drydick.
54:33 Speaker 02 Drydick? I'm obsessed, he just seems like a great guy. I loved their whole, their chemistry was just amazing. I think you would have loved it.
54:39 Speaker 01 I watched, like, a lot of MTV stuff, though, like, I watched Tila Tequila.
54:43 Speaker 02 Oh, my God, Shot at Love.
54:44 Speaker 01 Yeah.
54:45 Speaker 02 God.
54:46 Speaker 01 She, she lost the plot.
54:47 Speaker 03 Yeah.
54:48 Speaker 02 I think so, but I loved that, too.
54:50 Speaker 01 That show was amazing. Paris Hilton's My New BFF.
54:52 Speaker 02 Yeah.
54:52 Speaker 01 Do you remember?
54:54 Speaker 02 Were you a Real World? No?
54:55 Speaker 01 Kind of. Real World's actually, I think, maybe partly where I realized I was gay, because they were all having sex on there, and there was this guy, and I was like, but I like what he, how he has going on.
55:02 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm.
55:03 Speaker 01 You know?
55:03 Speaker 02 They're very chesty gays.
55:05 Speaker 01 I forget, but I do, what I remember in Paris Hilton's My New BFF, and I really wonder if anyone at home listening who has seen it remembers this, so in the final round of Paris Hilton's My New BFF, she was deciding between, like, three BFFs, right? This is real. And they brought in their old, these BFFs' ex-best friends to, like, come and talk shit about them, to tell Paris why they shouldn't be her best friend. I really hope I'm not wrong. There was a moment where this one girl goes, "Paris, you should not be friends with her. One time she took a shit and sent me a photo of it."
55:39 Speaker 01 And I remember watching that.
55:40 Speaker 03 I, I honestly, I have nothing to add.
55:43 Speaker 02 Uh-uh.
55:44 Speaker 03 What a perfect moment in television.
55:46 Speaker 01 And I really, it's not talked about enough, because that happened.
55:49 Speaker 03 That whole show is, like, sort of, like, left the consciousness. I didn't even, I had totally forgotten it was a thing.
55:54 Speaker 01 We have to bring it back.
55:54 Speaker 02 Because it was during her fight with Nicole Richie, right?
55:57 Speaker 01 It must have been.
55:57 Speaker 02 That was crazy. That, like, consumed me, because Simple Life was my favorite show.
56:01 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
56:02 Speaker 02 It was everything to me.
56:04 Speaker 01 And no one thought you were gay?
56:05 Speaker 02 Well, no one is an interesting thing to say. No, I'm sure so many people did, but enough, we're kind of like, alright, you know, maybe not.
56:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, but you were, you're good at playing straight. Like, you know, like when you put it on, you put it on.
56:17 Speaker 02 Thank you. I mean, I really appreciate that. No, I think that's just like Idaho. I was just like, okay, I'm gonna do, everything I'm looking at around me, I'm just gonna mimic that and do the best I can. But it's really, it is hard to like fully, I mean, I just, given who I am now, I think it's pretty obvious why that was, why that was difficult at the time.
56:36 Speaker 01 Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Louise met Terry's mom last night.
56:38 Speaker 03 Kathy.
56:38 Speaker 02 Oh, this was incredible.
56:40 Speaker 01 Yep, I did.
56:42 Speaker 02 She loved you.
56:43 Speaker 01 I went up to her, I just said, I love you.
56:44 Speaker 02 His sister was like, oh my god, Jake Shane. Like, that was, it was so, it was so sweet. But I can't, she was like, what? Cause you go, that's the star. Yeah.
56:54 Speaker 01 I'm obsessed with her. She is everything. She was wearing pearls. It was so cun.
56:58 Speaker 03 Classy.
56:58 Speaker 02 He grabbed her by the neck and said, did you see fucking Ellen is here? She was really scared.
57:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, it was.
57:05 Speaker 03 She went home after.
57:06 Speaker 01 I got actioned out.
57:08 Speaker 02 We had to drag you out.
57:09 Speaker 01 I was hooking up with a guy for the first time, mind you.
57:12 Speaker 03 Okay.
57:13 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, long story short, he farted.
57:15 Speaker 02 Oh, wait, the guy can't fart?
57:17 Speaker 01 I don't know.
57:18 Speaker 02 One time I did fart when I was hooking up with Terry and I could not, we just started laughing. It was just like, in that moment, we were a couple of divas, just queening out.
57:25 Speaker 03 It was during.
57:28 Speaker 02 Do you know what I mean? It's like, sometimes, it's just funny, like, this one guy DM'd me and he goes, um, oh my god, this killed me. And he keeps sending me the craziest shit. He DM'd me, he was like, I want to, um, I want you and Terry to both. No, I wish.
57:41 Speaker 03 Cause I've gotten that one.
57:43 Speaker 01 Suck what out of your ass?
57:44 Speaker 02 You're gonna get a lot more after overcompensating.
57:45 Speaker 03 I'm saying, I wanna suck the fart out of your ass.
57:47 Speaker 01 People used to tell Ice Spice they wanted to drink her bath water.
57:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's in the same vein.
57:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, okay. But they said something about wanting to fuck both of us, like, we're both, I, I like, kind of on all fours. And I just had this picture of Terry and I both just bent over, like, just hanging out while this is happening. And I was just like, I would, that's just my good sis. Yeah. I would just, I were really, that would be, that's really fun. That's sweet.
58:09 Speaker 03 It could be really fun.
58:10 Speaker 01 It could be really fun.
58:11 Speaker 02 I can't think of anything that would be worse. If I get out of my house. But in that moment with Terry, I think we'd, um, we'd make the most of it.
58:17 Speaker 03 You could have fun.
58:17 Speaker 02 There's no doubt.
58:18 Speaker 03 If a guy farted during sex, I think just like, be gracious.
58:22 Speaker 02 Be gracious.
58:23 Speaker 01 My friend was, was giving hugs.
58:24 Speaker 03 Don't make it a big deal.
58:25 Speaker 02 And then you go, fuck. You go, I know that's right.
58:36 Speaker 02 You licked your teeth.
58:39 Speaker 03 Oh, that had some stank on it.
58:42 Speaker 02 Now, where'd that come from?
58:45 Speaker 02 It's so warm in this fucking room.
58:48 Speaker 01 Benny, I have sweat beads. Can we turn on the fan?
58:51 Speaker 02 We're gonna go to, people are gonna watch this and go, he can't get a word out. It's because they're all trapped in my low back, which is covered in sweat.
58:57 Speaker 01 Are you not dying?
58:59 Speaker 03 No, I'm, I'm comfortable.
59:00 Speaker 02 She's finally at the temperature she should be. Mind you, we have literally done shows where we're on stage and I'm like, we have to get her a coat. She's blue.
59:08 Speaker 03 I turned purple. It's really bad.
59:11 Speaker 02 Okay.
59:13 Speaker 02 Oh, you can't imagine the clamminess. I'm not touching, I'm so clammy, I'm not touching a person for the rest of the day.
59:20 Speaker 03 I can't trust this enough. I'm comfortable. For once, a woman is comfortable. God, just let her have it.
59:28 Speaker 01 Okay.
59:29 Speaker 02 Oh, here we go.
59:30 Speaker 01 We have a, maybe like, this person seems to...
59:33 Speaker 02 Let me have some of this nipple water first.
59:34 Speaker 01 Oh, you wanna hear something crazy that happened?
59:39 Speaker 02 I have one clip from them.
59:42 Speaker 03 It's very Smile 2.
59:44 Speaker 02 Oh, literally. Oh my God, Smile 2. She runs it.
59:49 Speaker 03 That's why I channeled on Drew Barrymore, by the way. When I had to chug.
59:53 Speaker 02 That was so boss.
59:54 Speaker 03 You put that down in two sips.
59:56 Speaker 01 What was up with her in Smile 2 and doing that?
59:59 Speaker 02 Isn't it something where...
1:00:00 Speaker 03 Character choice.
1:00:01 Speaker 02 Wait, no, I, I, wasn't it, it was... Her therapist was like for anxiety or something. Oh, yeah. Yeah, it was a plot point. Cause at first I thought, it happened the first time and I went, okay, I, that was, because I think, I'm not kidding, I think she should have been nominated for a Golden Globe.
1:00:14 Speaker 03 I agree.
1:00:15 Speaker 02 She was incredible.
1:00:16 Speaker 03 Fabulous performance.
1:00:17 Speaker 02 She is unbelievable in that movie, but the first time I saw it, I thought, holy fuck. And I need someone to ask her, like, was she taking that down? It felt special effects to me.
1:00:27 Speaker 03 But I think she's an actor's actor and I think she was probably doing it.
1:00:30 Speaker 01 I think so too and imagine how many times she had to pee.
1:00:32 Speaker 02 Exactly, yeah, exactly. Imagine how many takes they go, hey, sorry.
1:00:36 Speaker 01 We have to do it again.
1:00:37 Speaker 02 We gotta do it again, get her another boss.
1:00:39 Speaker 03 Reset, reset.
1:00:40 Speaker 02 Her throat was so open in those, but um yeah, it was anxiety.
1:00:44 Speaker 01 Have you guys seen Trap?
1:00:46 Speaker 03 No.
1:00:46 Speaker 02 No, but someone told me the plot and I, it was, sounded fabulous.
1:00:49 Speaker 01 Okay, so it's M. Night Shyamalan, his daughter is the main character in the movie.
1:00:53 Speaker 02 She's a pop star.
1:00:53 Speaker 01 You haven't seen the thing, like, your dad is the butcher, you haven't seen that?
1:00:56 Speaker 03 We've seen the, I feel like the trailer was the movie in a lot of ways.
1:00:59 Speaker 01 It was, yeah.
1:00:59 Speaker 03 And so I didn't feel the need to then watch the feature.
1:01:01 Speaker 02 Josh, right? Josh was such a big deal for me. Pearl Harbor. I remember going to Pearl Harbor as a kid.
1:01:07 Speaker 01 Oh, you went to Pearl Harbor?
1:01:08 Speaker 02 Well, no, not the place. I, you know, I would have loved going to the.
1:01:11 Speaker 03 He went as a kid, he just loved that World War II stuff.
1:01:13 Speaker 02 Mom and dad, take me to Pearl Harbor, come on!
1:01:15 Speaker 03 That's when he was trying to be straight, he was like, I love World War II.
1:01:17 Speaker 02 No, but my dad was a history teacher at my high school and so he like took his class to it and so I went along and I don't think he knew what I was gonna take from it, but.
1:01:24 Speaker 01 Oh, the movie?
1:01:25 Speaker 02 Josh, Josh, uh, what's it, Josh Hartnett, he, oh my god, and Ben Affleck.
1:01:30 Speaker 04 He's Slevon?
1:01:31 Speaker 03 Slevon? No.
1:01:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, he is Lucky Number Slevon.
1:01:33 Speaker 03 I never saw it, never saw. I'm a fan, I think he's great, I wish he was in more stuff.
1:01:38 Speaker 02 He's the killer, right?
1:01:39 Speaker 01 Of course, I mean, they tell you that in the.
1:01:41 Speaker 03 In the trailer.
1:01:41 Speaker 02 Is that in the trailer too?
1:01:43 Speaker 01 Of course.
1:01:43 Speaker 02 Oh, okay, someone had said that and I was like, alright, now I can't see it, but I hadn't seen the trailer.
1:01:46 Speaker 01 You gotta see it for M. Night Shyamalan's daughter's performance. Bring back the Razzies.
1:01:52 Speaker 03 It's brave of you to say that.
1:01:54 Speaker 02 Didn't, you know, um, Francis Ford Coppola, he, he was like, I'm going, this is amazing, he's like, sorry. It was very like, sorry for a girl taking a risk.
1:02:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:02:02 Speaker 02 Like, once he was kinda like, yeah, I fucking made something, I don't care.
1:02:05 Speaker 01 Was it Megatropolis, was it that?
1:02:07 Speaker 03 I never saw that. Megalopolis.
1:02:08 Speaker 01 Megalopolis, sorry.
1:02:09 Speaker 02 Megatropolis, that's our, that's us, girl.
1:02:12 Speaker 03 That's the sequel.
1:02:13 Speaker 02 Now we gotta write that.
1:02:14 Speaker 03 And I'm gonna see that one without seeing the first one.
1:02:15 Speaker 01 What was the, what was it like?
1:02:17 Speaker 03 Never.
1:02:18 Speaker 04 Uh, you, you guys all have to watch it.
1:02:19 Speaker 02 I wanna see it, Aubrey Plaza's in it, right?
1:02:21 Speaker 04 It's very camp, like, he's touring the movie again, he's only gonna show it in theaters, like, you can't really watch it at home even.
1:02:27 Speaker 02 Oh, I mean.
1:02:28 Speaker 03 I'd be down.
1:02:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:02:29 Speaker 03 We should go together.
1:02:30 Speaker 01 I haven't, I would love to, I haven't seen Sinners yet.
1:02:32 Speaker 02 Oh, Sinners is amazing. Have you seen Babylon?
1:02:34 Speaker 01 No, but I know the Gaga song.
1:02:36 Speaker 02 Watch it, in four parts on Air France.
1:02:39 Speaker 01 In four parts?
1:02:40 Speaker 03 That feels very doable.
1:02:41 Speaker 02 Do you know what I mean?
1:02:42 Speaker 03 That feels very doable.
1:02:43 Speaker 02 Babylon is not a one seater. And I think if Gatsby didn't exist and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, like then Babylon would have been huge. That's my thing.
1:02:50 Speaker 01 Oh, you know what? Let's do this one because it can, I know what I'll prescribe. Amazon.
1:02:58 Speaker 01 Do I pick a college town or a big city? I love going out in the city, but I'm scared it's too big and harder to meet people. I also love the idea of everyone around me being a student and it being walkable in a college town.
1:03:09 Speaker 03 Ooh, that's a really good question.
1:03:10 Speaker 02 Wait, so is this a college student? Fully an adult male?
1:03:14 Speaker 03 They're applying to school.
1:03:14 Speaker 02 Oh, they're applying. Okay, okay, so they're applying to schools.
1:03:16 Speaker 03 No, this is a guy who's 42. And he wants to know if he should move to a town where it's all college students or a city.
1:03:23 Speaker 01 Right. I would prescribe overcompensating.
1:03:26 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
1:03:26 Speaker 03 Yeah, watch the show, see what you could take from that. I think there's also, there are schools that feel like a college town, but they're like adjacent to a city. Then you can go into the city when you want, but you also have that like really community feel.
1:03:37 Speaker 01 Right.
1:03:37 Speaker 03 So maybe you split the difference.
1:03:39 Speaker 02 DC was good for that because it could be like we had a little bubble and then you just kind of go out.
1:03:42 Speaker 01 Or like Boston is great for that.
1:03:44 Speaker 03 Boston has a million colleges.
1:03:45 Speaker 01 Boston's, Boston's the best college town.
1:03:46 Speaker 02 It really is.
1:03:46 Speaker 01 Where'd you go again?
1:03:47 Speaker 03 Boston College, famously.
1:03:49 Speaker 01 Uh huh.
1:03:49 Speaker 03 Only for two years, but yeah, I had my fun up there. It's just a little small.
1:03:53 Speaker 02 You left your mark. Make impact.
1:03:54 Speaker 03 You did. I'm waiting to be asked to be commencement speaker, so.
1:03:57 Speaker 01 You have to.
1:03:58 Speaker 03 I'm just, I want my honorary degree.
1:04:00 Speaker 01 Okay, well, you guys, what did we learn today? You too.
1:04:04 Speaker 03 I feel like what I learned and what is gonna stay with me is that Ellen was at the premiere.
1:04:10 Speaker 02 Yeah, so Ellen had to come and pay her respects to overcompensating. That means the world.
1:04:13 Speaker 03 And that means the world.
1:04:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, we appreciate it.
1:04:15 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, that's crazy.
1:04:17 Speaker 02 Oh my God, we barely talked about that.
1:04:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, it's a fainting epidemic.
1:04:20 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
1:04:21 Speaker 03 Don't herpes shame.
1:04:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course.
1:04:23 Speaker 03 Don't kick gay guys out.
1:04:24 Speaker 04 Get a house slipper, preferably.
1:04:26 Speaker 02 A house slipper is so, that's so fabulous.
1:04:29 Speaker 03 Wear them in.
1:04:29 Speaker 02 Watch overcompensating. There's so many shows out there too, so maybe watch the OC. Watch.
1:04:33 Speaker 01 I learned that I need to watch the OC, but I've learned that today I do need to finish overcompensating the second you guys leave.
1:04:38 Speaker 02 Please, darling. We have some good stuff in there for you.
1:04:40 Speaker 03 And thanks for taking the time to talk to us.
1:04:42 Speaker 02 Oh, it's the sink thing. I think the sink actually is what it's called.
1:04:44 Speaker 01 It is a sink.
1:04:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:04:46 Speaker 01 It is a sink.
1:04:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:04:47 Speaker 01 And I want that to be what you learned.
1:04:49 Speaker 03 Hey, hey, I'll take it.
1:04:50 Speaker 02 Hey, gay guys can still teach you some stuff, girl.
1:04:52 Speaker 01 But a needle drop is also correct, but a needle drop is like when it goes into the credits. Right?
1:04:58 Speaker 02 See, that's what I thought too. It's kinda like a-
1:04:59 Speaker 01 But it's also just like a moment.
1:05:01 Speaker 03 Well, maybe people have been misusing it towards me, so I've internalized that. And so, we're gonna get to the bottom of this.
1:05:06 Speaker 01 Like, for example, when they do, when they play Team by Lord in the first episode, that's not a needle drop. That's a sink.
1:05:12 Speaker 03 Okay. It's been explained to me that it's a needle drop.
1:05:14 Speaker 01 A needle drop would be like, um, season one, episode three of Girls when they play Dancing on My Own. And it goes straight into-
1:05:21 Speaker 02 Credits.
1:05:21 Speaker 01 You know, that's like a needle drop to me.
1:05:23 Speaker 04 Or like before a fight scene or something?
1:05:24 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:05:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's like a big, it's, yeah, like, Welcome to the Black Parade is more of like a needle drop.
1:05:28 Speaker 01 Drop in the ocean vampire daddy's needle drop.
1:05:31 Speaker 03 Well, I'm getting more confused.
1:05:32 Speaker 01 Okay.
1:05:32 Speaker 02 Hey, you're gonna get it. You're in a gown.
1:05:34 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah. And you know what? Thank you for showing the fuck up today.
1:05:37 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:05:38 Speaker 03 I have to. I mean, if I'm gonna make a triumphant return to Therapists, I'm gonna do it with flair.
1:05:43 Speaker 01 With flair and chair. We did it in chair.
1:05:45 Speaker 03 We did it in chair.
1:05:46 Speaker 02 Um, Jake, thank you so much for having us.
1:05:48 Speaker 01 I love you guys. This was so fun.
1:05:49 Speaker 02 Will you come to campus with us if we get a season two? A season two?
1:05:52 Speaker 01 Please. Season two.
1:05:53 Speaker 03 Season two.
1:05:54 Speaker 01 You have me.
1:05:54 Speaker 02 You're so cute.
1:05:55 Speaker 01 I love you guys.
1:05:56 Speaker 02 Wait, you need to get-
1:05:57 Speaker 01 I know. That's what I learned.
1:05:59 Speaker 03 Big takeaway is you need to have sex.
1:06:00 Speaker 02 Like, come on, I think you're working too much. That's what I, I think it is.
1:06:03 Speaker 01 I know, but, okay. You're right. I think I'm, I need to get fucked. I need to do it.
1:06:07 Speaker 02 Yes!
1:06:07 Speaker 01 I need to do it.
1:06:08 Speaker 02 Or fuck. I mean, I'm not, I'm not assuming anything. Absolutely. I love you.
1:06:13 Speaker 03 And I have nothing to say on that.
1:06:14 Speaker 02 No.
1:06:15 Speaker 01 You guys give a little, bye pussies?
1:06:16 Speaker 02 Bye pussies. We love you.
1:06:17 Speaker 03 Thanks for having us, letting us into your world.
1:06:20 Speaker 02 Come here.
1:06:21 Speaker 03 Do you wanna?
1:06:21 Speaker 02 I'll give it a shot.
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