Session 132: Role Model Strikes Back

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:42Speaker 01

  Tucker is back on the podcast and Brett is here doing the intro for us today. Hi Bee.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Hi, I missed you so much.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  I missed you more. This is our last month living together.

• 0:51Speaker 02

  I really can't talk about it. I might start crying.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  It hasn't hit me yet.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  It's starting to kind of hit me.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  It really hasn't hit me yet.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  And it's really making me sad, but...

• 1:02Speaker 01

  I push.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  That's what Alicia from Rhode Island taught me. Just push it down.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Push, push it down.

• 1:07Speaker 01

  Repress.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  I'll do that for the next few weeks.

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Yeah. What's the point in being miserable?

• 1:11Speaker 02

  It's too much going on, yeah.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  But you were very stressed today.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just have a lot. There's a lot going on. Well, you have a lot going on too. You're about to leave.

• 1:20Speaker 01

  I've changed. My personality has shifted a lot these past few months.

• 1:24Speaker 02

  Why do you think?

• 1:25Speaker 01

  I'm vintage shopping now.

• 1:27Speaker 02

  Right? That's the shirt.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, vintage, you guys. I only shop at one vintage store, which I know like is, takes away the whole point from vintage shopping.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Yes, I know.

• 1:37Speaker 01

  Actually, I would say my vintage journey started maybe at the beginning of this year.

• 1:42Speaker 02

  I think it started in Japan.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  It started in Japan and on Depop.

• 1:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:46Speaker 01

  And I just took it to a level where it's like, I feel like, my issue with vintage shopping is I feel like I need, I need it all. Cause it's like one of one.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  And it's like so cool. It's like...

• 1:57Speaker 02

  Pieces like are like cooler than just normal.

• 2:00Speaker 01

  When where this is from, but it spoke to me.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  Remember we went to the Silver Lake Flea Market and Vintage Shores in college and I bought that Chicago Bulls shirt? That I like.

• 2:10Speaker 01

  Was it so hot?

• 2:12Speaker 02

  It was hot. It was senior year.

• 2:14Speaker 01

  Why don't I remember that? Wait, yes, I do remember this.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  The three Mendes shirt.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Do you wear it still?

• 2:20Speaker 02

  Like not as not as much as I used to. I like lived in that shirt senior year and we were like, oh my God, like.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz it's like one of one. It's like, where'd you get this?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  I don't know if people know this, but do people know your mom is Tucker's number one fan?

• 2:32Speaker 02

  I don't think people know.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Can you explain?

• 2:35Speaker 02

  So my mom discovered role model last year. No, maybe a year and a half ago, but she was she was early on it for like the moms.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Like he has a big mom audience.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  He has a big mom audience, but she was early on it and she like became obsessed and like obsessed with his new album. And like she loves Tucker so much. She knows all his songs and Jake once nicely got her.

• 3:03Speaker 01

  A video message?

• 3:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Jake got her a video message from Tucker and she calls him Tucker, not role model. But should we ask her what her favorite song is? Should we see if she picks up? I think she would appreciate that.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, just speaker phone it.

• 3:18Speaker 02

  I'm here with Jake.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Hi, Mojo.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  We are recording the intro to the therapist episode with Tucker.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  And we wanted to know what your favorite, we wanted to know what your favorite thing about Tucker is and your favorite song.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Okay, before I do that, can we just take a beat? Jake, are you aware of how good you look? And do you feel as good about yourself as you look currently?

• 3:47Speaker 01

  You know what? Today I felt it. Today I felt it.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  I'm laughing, Mom.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Are you hearing me?

• 3:53Speaker 01

  No, I and I need to hear you more because I I do have I'm still having like negative mindset.

• 3:58Speaker 03

  Okay, well, baby steps, but I want to tell you.

• 4:02Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  It's sort of like Brett had a moment when she just like her authentic sunshine returned. And I feel like that's where you are right now.

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Yes, thank you. Oh, you really feel that way?

• 4:15Speaker 03

  I wouldn't say it if I didn't, honey.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Oh, that's nice, Mom.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Mojo, thank you.

• 4:20Speaker 03

  You guys know that. All right, Tucker, like.

• 4:25Speaker 03

  I have to be careful because I'm a sixty-two-year-old grandmother.

• 4:30Speaker 03

  I can't, I gotta be careful because it's very sexual, but like, he just does this little thing with his mouth that sends the crowd spinning. And he is, he's a wordsmith, which I know you guys appreciate because of Taylor.

• 4:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:48Speaker 03

  He has written powerful lyrics that we all want to sing from the top of our lungs, and that is rare.

• 4:56Speaker 01

  Yes, he's a rarity.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  What's your favorite song?

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Um...

• 5:03Speaker 02

  If you have to choose.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Can I only do one?

• 5:06Speaker 01

  You can do two.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  You can do two.

• 5:09Speaker 03

  Can I do early Tucker and then new Tucker?

• 5:13Speaker 01

  Yes, please, please.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:14Speaker 03

  Okay, alright, but I want to get the correct, because the lyrics are in my head rather than song titles. So let me do a little research and I will do a group text to you guys.

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Okay, that's fine.

• 5:25Speaker 03

  And he has sold out the Salt Shed before Mochow could get tickets, so I'm gonna lean in, guys. When that's in September.

• 5:34Speaker 01

  Tucker.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  What's the Salt Shed?

• 5:37Speaker 01

  A venue in Chicago.

• 5:38Speaker 03

  That's when he's playing, this venue in Chicago, which is outrageous and cool, and, I mean, I was talking, okay, I played Tucker's, the video that you got for me, Jake, at a party on the Fourth of July, because the girls were like, "Oh my god, Mochow, we're totally in a role model because of you." And I'm like, "Yeah, well, his name is Tucker." He's on my phone. And they're like, "Why don't you put that on social media?" I go, "Because that's not for social media, that's for me and you, because I've had two cocktails."

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 6:12Speaker 02

  Okay, well, we'll get you to Tucker in Chicago, mom. Love you.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  Oh my god, alright, so I will send, I know the words, but

• 6:20Speaker 01

  What are the words?

• 6:21Speaker 03

  Once I tell you the title of the song, you'll know the lyrics.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Some pretender, that one?

• 6:25Speaker 03

  No, just don't, I'm gonna do it, I'm in the, I'm in the middle of an insurance assignment, but I will do your assignment as soon as I'm done with this.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  Alright, okay, love you, bye.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  Love you, Mochow. Um, where were you just?

• 6:39Speaker 02

  I was just in Switzerland and Croatia.

• 6:41Speaker 01

  Oh yes, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett. Brett Brock, Brett, I can't speak to.

• 6:47Speaker 02

  Wait, did you see I got Katras in Switzerland?

• 6:49Speaker 01

  I did see that and I'm realizing I can't speak because I'm high.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  That makes sense.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  I'm like, why can't I speak? Like, why aren't my thoughts connecting?

• 6:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  And it's.

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Did you end up smoking earlier at like a?

• 7:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:01Speaker 02

  Eleven?

• 7:02Speaker 01

  I did.

• 7:02Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  It's the summer. When it's the summer and it's hot out, you just wanna like be high, like in the sun. And by the way, I've been getting some color on my face. Like, I woke up with some freckles.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Love.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Oh, I've been watching Skins UK. Have you ever seen?

• 7:16Speaker 02

  No, was that on MTV?

• 7:18Speaker 01

  So there was a US version on MTV.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  And that was very poorly received.

• 7:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Very, very, very poorly received.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  I remember my mom used to tell me if I saw Skins on the TV guide, I couldn't, I couldn't press the show. I couldn't watch it.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  Well, you know, today in TV shows, they like outright say things because they assume that you're on your phone. Did you know this? They give like extra exposition.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  I actually did know this.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Like they give like, and I'm in the restaurant, like they like shit like that. So because they assume people are on their phone. Whereas if you're back in the day, if you're, I'm watching Skins and I'm like, oh, I have to like put my phone down and lock in because I'm like gonna miss some like minor detail that expli- that implies and explains this, because each episode's a different character. Oh, my God, Skins is amazing. Louise, you would die. How have you not seen Skins?

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Wait, what? I've seen it like four times.

• 8:09Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Like when it was, when it was airing.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Well, I'm on a Skins journey.

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Well, I don't wanna change the subject.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  You can change the subject.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  The new Hunger Games movie is gonna change your life.

• 8:19Speaker 01

  Wait, why? Cause the book?

• 8:20Speaker 02

  The book? Have you read it? I haven't read it, but I've been following your story. No, no, no, no, no. Like, you don't understand. It's about Hamish's Games. The book is.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Should I read the book?

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Like, maybe. Have you been reading?

• 8:31Speaker 01

  No, but fuck it. Like, what else am I gonna do?

• 8:34Speaker 02

  It is so good, so fucking sad.

• 8:37Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  And so good. And the movie comes out in November and I'm so excited because I know you love The Hunger Games, and I do too.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  Ah, I love The Hunger Games.

• 8:43Speaker 02

  It's gonna, it's gonna like, it's gonna change lives.

• 8:45Speaker 01

  Maybe I'll give it a, maybe I'll give it a read.

• 8:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  It's an easy read.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  I mean, did you read the original Hunger Games?

• 8:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, easiest reads ever.

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Then yes. It's very similar to the first one.

• 8:54Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm sold.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I read it on vacation.

• 8:58Speaker 01

  You need to watch Skins though.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  It's old though, it's like from 2007, like I don't know if you're down for that.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  No, that's fine, I'm rewatching, or actually no, I'm not rewatching, I'm watching Entourage right now with Max.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Oh, then you can definitely do Skins. Skins walked so Euphoria could run, or honestly vice versa. Skins ran so Euphoria could walk. Like, Skins is like actually like, no offense to Euphoria, like Euphoria's great, but Skins is like changed my life. Like, Skins is like, I'm watching it and I'm like, oh my god, like, the way these people live, like, yeah, you could argue that it's bad because they like, kind of are so day by day and like, but not everything is the end of the world, like, things kind of just happen in Skins and life moves on. Do you know what I mean?

• 9:39Speaker 02

  That's a good message.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Like, life moves on. Like, no one in the show is like, oh my god, it's the best show I've ever seen. It's amazing and the theme song's like a banger.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  I'm seeing if my mom has texted us. She hasn't.

• 9:52Speaker 01

  We've loved Role Models since.

• 9:54Speaker 02

  Senior year of college.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Yes, RX.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  RX.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  What was her favorite song off that?

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Oh, she just responded. My mom said, "Life is funny, number one, early Tucker with, say it first, close second. Current Tucker, some protector."

• 10:09Speaker 01

  Oh, she's like going.

• 10:11Speaker 02

  With, with "High Hope 3000" in second by a nose, uh, "Forever and More."

• 10:16Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, give me, give me, give me, give me.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  Ooh, and "Never Let You Go," and, and "Die For My Bitch," and "Who Hurt You."

• 10:24Speaker 01

  Wait, my favorite is, um, oh, I think my favorite was RX. Do you remember? I loved RX.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. We would listen to this on the way to Barry's.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  "Never Let You Go" was so good.

• 10:34Speaker 02

  So good.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  But, okay, at this current time, I'm in France, and if France is still in the World Cup.

• 10:40Speaker 02

  Oh, it's gonna be insane.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  It's gonna be insane, I'm gonna be having the time of my life.

• 10:44Speaker 02

  Well, because everyone says Mbappe is like the best player and he's French.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  Yeah. And I'm gonna be in France. Do you think they're gonna like have it on like every bar?

• 10:54Speaker 02

  Yes, I think so. I think they go, I think they go crazy.

• 10:57Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I was in France during the fucking heatwave.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  Which is genuinely like, we didn't talk about it enough.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  Because I shut my mouth. I didn't complain.

• 11:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  But I, we didn't, we don't talk about the fact that I was there for Louise, I mean Brett.

• 11:12Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  When I left my hotel, I couldn't, I actually couldn't leave my hotel.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  No.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  You know, I can't even put, there was no one on the street. Nobody was-

• 11:26Speaker 02

  It was like 105 degrees.

• 11:28Speaker 01

  It was crazy.

• 11:30Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 11:30Speaker 01

  Crazy, like crazy. Like, I've never been so hot in my entire life. I was out at night, one night, the one night I went out. I was drinking wine and all of a sudden I feel a drop and my back had been dripping sweat everywhere. And then I just looked around and everyone's back was dripping sweat.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Everyone's dripping sweat.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  And I was like, okay, I guess I'll lean into the sweat.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, you kind of have to.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  It makes going out a tad more vulnerable and a tad more fun, I would say, actually, as well. Like, when I was out and I was sweating, I was like, I'm out and I'm sweating. And I feel like I'm letting myself, oh, the new Madonna album is amazing, speaking of sweating. Have you heard?

• 12:08Speaker 02

  Speaking of sweating.

• 12:09Speaker 01

  Have you heard the new Madonna album? I've listened to like three songs. Lower he's sad.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  I haven't listened.

• 12:14Speaker 01

  It's so good, it's so good. Read my lips. Oh, good for the soul, like-

• 12:21Speaker 02

  Oh, you've been like listening to this album?

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Dude, I've been listening to this album.

• 12:24Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 12:25Speaker 01

  Well, what I love about the album is it's really helping me deep dive into Madonna. And I'm like so fascinated about her early days in New York in the 80s and late 70s. I'm like fascinated by it.

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Oh, when you are away, are you gonna be using my Shake and Train with Jake Shane series on the ALO Wellness Club app?

• 12:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, of course. I already have it downloaded.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Really?

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  Oh, thank you. What's crazy about the ALO stuff is actually, one of the first people to compliment me on my workout journey was Tucker in that very first episode. And my body has transformed so much since then. So I just am really excited that I got to do this, because I'm like, I feel, I feel, I've never felt comfortable with my shirt off, as you know.

• 13:11Speaker 02

  It's so full circle and amazing. ALO has been such a big thing for you.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  Biggest.

• 13:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:16Speaker 01

  Every morning, you going to ALO?

• 13:18Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah.

• 13:19Speaker 01

  Every single morning.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  It's really a routine.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  And I got to shoot it in the south of France.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Which is amazing.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Which is amazing.

• 13:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  And if you guys want to check it out for yourself, you can go to thealwellnessclub.com/jake to download the app and do my Shake and Train with Jake Shane series today, as well as 4,000 other classes that include Pilates, strength training, yoga, bar, mat, everything you need.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  And it's free. I thought a fun way to stay in touch when you move, despite you saying, like, I know you're like, it's close by, we should send each other what song we're listening to that day that we're hyper fixated on.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Because we both always hyper fixate on a song of the day, so we should always just like, wake up and send the song.

• 13:55Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 13:55Speaker 01

  And I think that's a beautiful way to stay in touch.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  Let's do that, please. But I was telling Max today that I'm just like so overwhelmed with like, things that I have on to, or I have going on to, and he said, well, it's better that to be underwhelmed.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Yes, always.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  And I was like, you're so right.

• 14:09Speaker 01

  Always. Joan Rivers biopic, she'll point to the page with nothing and say, this is my worst nightmare.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  So you gotta just be grateful.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, and power through.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  Well, should we say our favorite Tucker song in honor of the third episode?

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:25Speaker 01

  What's yours?

• 14:26Speaker 02

  I think Forever and More.

• 14:27Speaker 01

  Mine's Sally.

• 14:29Speaker 02

  Oh, well, of course, because you were the first Sally.

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Ever.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  And like, never forget it.

• 14:33Speaker 02

  No.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  So, my, my favorite is Sally, just because of what it means to me.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  I love you so much.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  I love you more. Enjoy the episode, pussies.

• 14:45Speaker 04

  Hey, guys, welcome back to Therapists, the new season, and now exclusively on Netflix. And I'm, we're, I'm here with Jake, my friend now.

• 14:56Speaker 01

  I don't even want to hear it.

• 14:58Speaker 04

  We're friends now.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Okay, continue with your intro, I'm so sorry.

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Um, the first time we did this, we were strangers.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Complete.

• 15:08Speaker 04

  We've gotten to know each other.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  And your phone's buzzing a lot.

• 15:11Speaker 04

  We keep in contact.

• 15:15Speaker 01

  How is moving the phone from one side of the octopus to the other? Could it stop it from buzzing?

• 15:19Speaker 04

  I don't know what to do with it, I'm sorry. Um, but I'm happy to be back. I know we, our thing is maybe that we're, we sort of go at, go at it with each other a lot.

• 15:31Speaker 01

  Oh, is your new era about kindness?

• 15:33Speaker 04

  And so now, I just think that maybe we could open this episode with kindness.

• 15:37Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 15:37Speaker 04

  And being sweet to one another.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  My hands are a little bummy. Oh, yours are too.

• 15:42Speaker 04

  Bummy?

• 15:43Speaker 01

  Bummy.

• 15:44Speaker 04

  Gross.

• 15:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 15:46Speaker 04

  Um, so I'd like to just start by-

• 15:50Speaker 01

  His new album, Chup Timely and the Hourglass, is out August 7th. Please give it up for Tucker Role Model Pillsbury.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Well, I have to do that.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  But like I was saying, I think that we could just start with kindness. So I just want to start by saying, I'm, I'm proud of you. You're a very hard worker. You've done so much more than make TikToks impersonating things.

• 16:18Speaker 01

  Thank you. Well, okay, so if we're opening this up with kindness, I am very proud of you.

• 16:27Speaker 01

  You've been singing all around the town. Everywhere. And people know every word.

• 16:34Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 16:35Speaker 01

  Every word.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  I will say, there's one other thing I want to just start off with. Remember when you called me when Niall Horan was on here?

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, are you trying to like clear the air on?

• 16:47Speaker 04

  Yes, because I caught shit.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  I know you did.

• 16:51Speaker 04

  And people didn't take the joke. But understand this, I was in the studio and I was working. Jake called me, I didn't answer. He called me again, I didn't answer. And before I could even text him and be like, hey, I'll call you later, Niall Horan calls me for the first time ever.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:09Speaker 04

  He's never called me. And so obviously in my head, I go, oh, they're on the podcast. This would be funny if I pick up for him and not for Jake.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  And it was funny.

• 17:19Speaker 04

  And it was funny.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Did people actually get angry about it?

• 17:22Speaker 04

  People were like, he's like the worst friend ever. Oh, this is like too far.

• 17:30Speaker 04

  Out of everything.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  Out of everything.

• 17:33Speaker 04

  It's just.

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Any new tattoos since we? What?

• 17:36Speaker 04

  No new tattoos.

• 17:39Speaker 04

  I heard you want to get it ear piercing. I remember you called me and asked if that would be a good idea.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  I don't even remember. Did you say?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  I think you were doing a mass calling of like everyone you know to be like, is it weird if I get my ear pierced?

• 17:52Speaker 01

  And what did you say?

• 17:53Speaker 04

  I think I talked you out of it.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  You don't think so?

• 17:56Speaker 04

  Cause I just, you were talking about a single earring and I was just.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, like one right here.

• 17:59Speaker 04

  I know.

• 18:00Speaker 01

  But don't you have one?

• 18:03Speaker 01

  But your ears are pierced.

• 18:04Speaker 04

  They used to be.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  When'd you get them out?

• 18:09Speaker 04

  Um, you know what's funny?

• 18:12Speaker 04

  Is as soon, um, I did a movie with Lena.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  I know you, uh huh.

• 18:18Speaker 04

  Way long time ago when she, the first time she ever called me about it and was like, "I have this movie, blah, blah, blah, talk to me about it." It wasn't even like confirmed that I'd be in the movie, it was just the possibility. I was like, I got off the phone and I took my earrings out and I was like, they need to, I want them to heal before I shoot a movie because I don't want to look like a douchebag in a movie with Natalie Portman.

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Did they heal?

• 18:41Speaker 04

  Kind of, but I think you can still see the little dot. Um.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can.

• 18:46Speaker 04

  Unfortunately.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  I don't think it's unfortunately.

• 18:48Speaker 04

  I just, I thought maybe I just needed to grow up a little bit and, um, so Lena Dunham is the reason I did it.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  Oh, wow.

• 18:56Speaker 04

  It's a cool fun fact for a therapist.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  I still hear your phone buzzing, buzz, buzz, buzz.

• 19:01Speaker 04

  I can't do anything about it.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  You can't put your phone on do not disturb?

• 19:03Speaker 04

  You can just throw it out there. I'm sorry.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  I like your ballet shoes.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  Thanks. My, they're my lemon pepper steppers, I was told.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  What?

• 19:13Speaker 04

  They're my lemon pepper steppers.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  What do you mean lemon peppers? What's a lemon pepper stepper?

• 19:18Speaker 04

  I don't know. Someone on my touring team said you got the, uh, lemon pepper steppers.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  Are you excited to go back on tour?

• 19:26Speaker 04

  I am excited to go back on tour. I'm very excited. We just did some festivals.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  I saw.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  In Europe and, um, it got me very excited, but it was fun.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  So like.

• 19:41Speaker 04

  Let's just sit with it for a second.

• 19:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:43Speaker 04

  Because I'm just,

• 19:46Speaker 04

  I thought by now you'd be better.

• 19:51Speaker 04

  And I just saw it in your eyes.

• 19:54Speaker 01

  With the panic?

• 19:55Speaker 04

  Just searching for, and it's just, it hit me and I was like, oh, he's probably seasoned by now. He's like, he's probably got this down, but I just gotta sit with it for a sec because I don't think you do.

• 20:05Speaker 01

  Okay, what if we go back to our roots for a second?

• 20:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:09Speaker 01

  And play the game?

• 20:11Speaker 04

  What game?

• 20:12Speaker 01

  Three, two, one game.

• 20:12Speaker 04

  Sure, I would love that.

• 20:14Speaker 01

  Okay. Three, wait, your word?

• 20:17Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 20:19Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, sneaker.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  Wood and sneaker.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, golden goose. Okay.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Three. I'm already there. You're not there?

• 20:35Speaker 04

  Three, two, one.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Sandal.

• 20:39Speaker 04

  Gardening and sandal.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, rake. Okay.

• 20:46Speaker 04

  Soil and rake.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, flower.

• 20:54Speaker 04

  How long did it take us the other time?

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Like, two hours. But then when we got it, it was amazing.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  Let's just start again, really quick.

• 21:01Speaker 01

  Okay. Oh, my wrist. Have you heard about my wrist?

• 21:03Speaker 04

  No. Let's go. Let's come back to this game, talk about the wrist.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Okay. Three, two, one.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  No, no, no. Come back to the game, talk about your wrist right now.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Let's come back when we sync up.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  I have De Quirivens tendonitis.

• 21:19Speaker 04

  You did tell me about that.

• 21:21Speaker 01

  And it hurts, look.

• 21:23Speaker 04

  Is that what it's shaking?

• 21:24Speaker 01

  This tendon, so inflamed.

• 21:27Speaker 04

  Oh, Jake.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  I know. I've been run ragged.

• 21:30Speaker 04

  And how do you help it?

• 21:32Speaker 01

  What?

• 21:33Speaker 04

  How do you help the wrist? What do you do?

• 21:35Speaker 01

  Oh. Physical therapy, steroid shot.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  I have a brace. I ice it.

• 21:44Speaker 04

  Sorry?

• 21:44Speaker 01

  Have you ever hurt a part of yourself?

• 21:46Speaker 04

  I have. I've broken a lot of bones.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  What bones?

• 21:48Speaker 04

  Um, my knee, my wrist, my arm.

• 21:52Speaker 01

  I broke my wrist.

• 21:53Speaker 04

  Yeah. I broke it multiple times and I have scars on my wrist from it.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  And then when'd you break your knee?

• 22:00Speaker 04

  Ah, it's just, it's just not what people want to hear right now.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Okay, so what do you think people want to hear?

• 22:06Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Like, the Sally thing is just run dry, huh?

• 22:10Speaker 04

  How do you feel about that? The Sally thing ending? You started the Sally thing, how does it feel that it's now ended?

• 22:16Speaker 01

  Like, good, because every time you brought up a different Sally on stage, I would be like, okay.

• 22:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, you'd be like, right.

• 22:22Speaker 01

  I'd be like, okay. And then you didn't end it with me, which would have been sweet.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  And now neither of us are gonna have anything to talk about in interviews.

• 22:30Speaker 01

  Have you officially, like, killed it?

• 22:32Speaker 04

  Yeah. It's done. I think it's important to know when to end a bit.

• 22:36Speaker 01

  So who was your final Sally? Who was the last one?

• 22:40Speaker 04

  I didn't think about it at the time, but it was Robert Irwin.

• 22:46Speaker 04

  And it was, truly, I think aside from Olivia Rodrigo, it was the craziest response to Asali.

• 22:55Speaker 01

  Watch it, please.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  No, I'm just saying the pride of his

• 22:59Speaker 01

  Nation?

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Country, nation.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  Was he from New Zealand, Australia?

• 23:02Speaker 04

  Australia.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  What do you, what do you?

• 23:06Speaker 04

  I'm on my pager.

• 23:09Speaker 01

  That's not a pager.

• 23:10Speaker 04

  It's not a pager.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Is that for your diabetes?

• 23:14Speaker 04

  How is Nick Jonas? He's diabetes?

• 23:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, we spoke about it, actually. We spoke about his diabetes.

• 23:18Speaker 04

  And he remembered meeting me.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  I didn't think he would.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Oh, from Vegas?

• 23:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  I know, he said he's like

• 23:26Speaker 04

  And you were there, too. We talked about that.

• 23:28Speaker 01

  And you said you remember me, but I know you didn't.

• 23:31Speaker 04

  I do. I remember exactly where you were on the plane.

• 23:34Speaker 01

  The back?

• 23:35Speaker 04

  No.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  I was in the back.

• 23:37Speaker 04

  Okay. Three, two, one.

• 23:40Speaker 01

  Fork. Fork and book?

• 23:44Speaker 04

  Let's keep going. Let's just

• 23:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 23:48Speaker 01

  Do you wanna, okay, so you said you had questions about my candy?

• 23:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm just curious. It's Creative Officer.

• 23:54Speaker 01

  Chief Creative Officer.

• 23:56Speaker 04

  Oh, so your name is on it?

• 23:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, Jake Shane Sour Puss. It's amazing.

• 23:59Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:00Speaker 01

  You let me know when you want one.

• 24:02Speaker 04

  I will let you know. Let's go back, because we talked about being nice.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  Yes, sorry. I feel like I'm being a little mean.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  I feel like I'm being mean, like I came into this thinking you were gonna come for me.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  No, I wanted to try and be nice today, because I feel like

• 24:21Speaker 01

  I want one, they're just so good. They're just so good. I can't look at them and not eat them.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  What are we saying?

• 24:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, make sure you eat it into the mic, too.

• 24:45Speaker 04

  You just ripped off his headphones. I can't even imagine what you just went through, that kills me.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  Let me get comfortable.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  That was tough, that was not a cleanser.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  How's the east side of Los Angeles?

• 24:58Speaker 04

  It's good. I have a house now.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  You have a house?

• 25:02Speaker 04

  I have a house.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  So you do make money?

• 25:05Speaker 04

  It's, it's nothing like yours.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  I've lived in the same house since you've known me.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  I've seen yours.

• 25:10Speaker 01

  I've lived in the same house since you've known me.

• 25:12Speaker 04

  I know, and it's always been impressive, but you lived here with a lot of people and now you pretty much are about to live here alone.

• 25:19Speaker 01

  I know. What are we gonna do?

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Which proves, I don't know. I don't, I don't know why you live out here. I'm not gonna dox you, but I don't know why you live.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  Where I live?

• 25:29Speaker 04

  Cause you're such a social butterfly that I would think you'd wanna be near.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  What's your favorite memory with me since we last recorded?

• 25:43Speaker 04

  I enjoyed, I remember you, I had, on my birthday last year.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  So fun.

• 25:49Speaker 04

  Well.

• 25:51Speaker 04

  I had a, I don't love celebrating my birthday, so I just had a dinner with what was about, it was going to be me and my four friends.

• 26:00Speaker 01

  Make it five!

• 26:01Speaker 04

  And then I remember you called me and you're like, it's your birthday. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to dinner. And he was like, I'm coming. And then Jake showed up and it was actually like really fun and um, you got to meet like Kai and it was fun.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  And I love Kai.

• 26:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love Kai.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  You spend a lot of time with Kai?

• 26:19Speaker 04

  I do. It's my, it's my bestie.

• 26:21Speaker 01

  Do you miss him right now?

• 26:22Speaker 04

  I do, I haven't seen him in.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  What, two days?

• 26:26Speaker 04

  I haven't seen him in like five days. I miss him.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  That's how I feel about my best friends too.

• 26:31Speaker 04

  They're in New York.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, you, you know.

• 26:34Speaker 04

  I know.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  You know. Well, I got a place in New York.

• 26:38Speaker 04

  I found that out recently. Because anytime you'd FaceTime me when you were in New York, the background and stuff is what I imagined. I just imagined you were staying with Tate McRae.

• 26:53Speaker 04

  That's yours. You can say it proudly.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  It's my apartment that I got after I did Broadway.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  Period.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Well, where's your Birkin?

• 27:02Speaker 04

  I was gonna bring it, because we talked about I wanted to sell it to you. I don't.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Can I be honest? I thought you were gonna midway through that episode be like, I have a surprise for you.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  Give it to you?

• 27:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:15Speaker 04

  Well, funny story. I was gonna do a music video that I'm not gonna do anymore, but I had a music video and my dream

• 27:26Speaker 04

  is to have Sexy Red in a music video. And I just, I love her. I think she's amazing. And what I was gonna do, my pitch was I was going to give her the Birkin to just be in the music video.

• 27:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know Neon gives Alabama Barker Birkins all the time.

• 27:46Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 27:47Speaker 01

  That doesn't come across your desk?

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Neon the...

• 27:50Speaker 01

  Streamer.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Thank you SeatGeek for sponsoring tonight's episode. It is so fitting that SeatGeek is sponsoring tonight's episode because Tucker is going on tour himself soon and you can get tickets on the SeatGeek app. You can use code THERAPIST for 10% off. If you click the link in the description and download the app, it automatically adds the code THERAPIST for 10% off. And SeatGeek is the best place to get tickets because it rates your ticket on a scale from 1 to 10, 1 being not the best, 10 being the best. So you know if you're getting a good deal. And not only is Tucker going on tour, but Ariana Grande is on tour, Gracie Abrams is going on tour, Ryan Beatty's going on tour. Oh my God, I'm so excited for that. There are so many incredible people going on tour and in order to make all these incredible events, SeatGeek is the number one place to get tickets for them.

• 28:37Speaker 01

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• 28:52Speaker 01

  I don't know if you've heard, but I have a new workout series with the ALO Wellness Club app called the Shake and Train with Jake Shane series. It is four 10-minute workout sessions, two are strength training, two are Pilates. And I have such an incredible time filming them in the south of France with Louis Chandler and Bianca. It was seriously one of the most fun days of my entire life and that whole trip in general was just incredible. But if you listen to this podcast, you know that I've had a really important relationship with working out over these past three years. And that's all thanks to the ALO Wellness Club, both in Los Angeles and New York and all the trainers there. They've like really helped shift my mindset on working out, which has been like honestly, consistently working out has been a struggle for me throughout my entire life.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  I finally feel like I'm out of place because of the ALO Wellness Club and these trainers. I'm really proud of my progress that I've made. Also, travel a lot. When I travel, it's hard for me to consistently go to the gym if I don't have a routine. And the ALO Wellness Club app helps me have a routine because even if you don't like my series, which is so fine, there are 4,000 other classes that you can do from yoga, strength training, Pilates, mat, bar, like anything you need, the ALO Wellness Club app has and helps you stay on a good workout schedule, even if you're just in your room or even if you only have 10 minutes, like the classes are only, like some of the classes are only 10 minutes. Classes I do, they're four classes, they're 10 minutes each. You can do only one of them and still have a great workout.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  Also, the great thing is I wanted to make the series feel like my podcast meets me working out in a way. So I feel, I hope that they make you laugh as hard as I laughed while filming them and working out, because working out is also about having fun. Also, the best thing is it's free. You can just go to alo wellness club.com slash Jake and download the app today to start working out with me. That's alo wellness club.com slash Jake. Thank you again, ALO, for working with me. This has been such a dream. I hope this is only the beginning.

• 30:53Speaker 01

  I think what we feel, what I feel right now is like, okay, the first two were amazing and now it's like the third and it's like a lot has changed and it's like, well, what now?

• 31:01Speaker 04

  Let's talk about that, cuz I, there's a, now, I'm just gonna, the internet's very predictable. I'm sure you know that as well.

• 31:11Speaker 04

  It's gonna be, this is gonna be the fall off episode of us two.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  You think? I kind of had that feeling this morning. I woke up and I was like, are people, is it gonna, is this it?

• 31:21Speaker 04

  They're just, it's just predictable. They're gonna be like, oh, I liked it better when they were strangers and they were like flirting with each other and like, and it was like, yeah, and now they're gonna be like,

• 31:30Speaker 01

  And now?

• 31:30Speaker 04

  It's on Netflix.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  They hang out.

• 31:33Speaker 01

  You think the Netflix has changed stuff?

• 31:34Speaker 04

  I'm excited to be on Netflix. I can say hi to

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Say hi to Netflix.

• 31:38Speaker 04

  My family.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  You're on Netflix, you're already on Netflix twice. You know that.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  I'm gonna be on there for reals.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Three times.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  I do miss you, though.

• 31:51Speaker 01

  I never see you.

• 31:53Speaker 04

  I know.

• 31:53Speaker 01

  But we FaceTime.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  We're busy, you have to, it's

• 31:58Speaker 01

  I always FaceTime you. You're always on a flight. You like flying? I hate flying.

• 32:02Speaker 04

  No, I hate traveling. Um, I really hate traveling. Can I say, my new take that I'm realizing is like, I was just in Europe and it's beautiful. Especially like the shows there are very fun. The crowds are like completely different.

• 32:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:22Speaker 04

  There's no phones, which I don't care. You can have your phones out, but there's no phones.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  I mean, God willing, or else Sally wouldn't be a thing.

• 32:29Speaker 04

  And they like dance with each other. It's like communal. It's like amazing. But I will say, as far as just like being out there and I'm just sitting in hotel rooms. And I will say, I just, I weirdly miss America and it, and then I get back here and you land in like an American airport and I see the McDonald's. And I see this shitty little food things and it just like makes me happy and I like.

• 32:59Speaker 01

  Oh, you like are happy when you land back here.

• 33:01Speaker 04

  I think I like America.

• 33:04Speaker 04

  And it's such a weird thing to say and I'll probably get in trouble for saying it, but I think I've just come to the realization that I, I like.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Well, here's what I like about America more than Europe.

• 33:13Speaker 04

  Great, hit me with it.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  They have air conditioning here.

• 33:15Speaker 04

  Let's go down together. Let's talk about how much we love.

• 33:18Speaker 01

  They have air conditioning here.

• 33:20Speaker 04

  That...

• 33:21Speaker 01

  They, when you ask for a drink, they give you ice. Without even asking for the ice.

• 33:26Speaker 04

  I like that. I like that they put a lemon in the Coke thing for automatically.

• 33:31Speaker 01

  You still, you, you what? Diet Coke or Coke? I don't even know that about... Right.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  They do Cokes in here, though.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  I know. But that doesn't make a difference. Do you think that makes a difference?

• 33:40Speaker 04

  Doesn't make a difference. I like that when you... I don't like when you Postmates over there. You just don't, it's all unfamiliar.

• 33:48Speaker 01

  I don't even try.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  You could be like ordering from the worst place on earth. There could be rats in the box. And you don't know, because you just judge it on pictures, like you're ordering...

• 34:00Speaker 01

  Wait, wait.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Do you understand what I'm saying?

• 34:02Speaker 01

  You're angry because you don't know about the reputation of a restaurant because you don't live there.

• 34:06Speaker 04

  I order off Postmates a lot when I'm overseas. And the problem is, I don't know any of these restaurants. So like, I could be ordering from... A dinner from like a 7-Eleven and not knowing it.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  You know there's like Yelp?

• 34:19Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  You've never Yelped?

• 34:21Speaker 04

  No. I've truly never been on one of those.

• 34:26Speaker 01

  A food review site?

• 34:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 01

  So whose fault is that for not?

• 34:29Speaker 04

  It's mine. I'm just saying. Yes, I'm lazy, but I like the comfort of knowing... I like the... I think I like America.

• 34:38Speaker 01

  I get it. I get it.

• 34:40Speaker 04

  I ain't saying it, but I think I do.

• 34:42Speaker 01

  I like New York.

• 34:44Speaker 04

  New York?

• 34:45Speaker 01

  Really?

• 34:46Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 34:47Speaker 01

  But you live here. Full-time.

• 34:51Speaker 04

  If I'm in album mode, I'm working Monday through Friday for like month-long lockouts. So it's, I don't even, it doesn't matter that I live here. I'm not going outside. So it's fine. But then, if I have too much downtime, then I need to leave and I go home or I go to...

• 35:09Speaker 01

  Maine.

• 35:10Speaker 04

  I go to Maine or I go to New York, yeah.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  Maine.

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Maine. I'm gonna go next week.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  You excited?

• 35:16Speaker 04

  I am.

• 35:17Speaker 01

  You can get a lobster roll?

• 35:17Speaker 04

  It's my favorite place. I don't eat seafood.

• 35:21Speaker 01

  Did we cover that before?

• 35:22Speaker 04

  I'm sure. I just don't do it.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  Oh, you're not allergic? You just don't do it?

• 35:26Speaker 04

  I just don't do it. I've never had it and I just, it's one of those things where I...

• 35:30Speaker 01

  You do eat meat.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  I eat meat. I've never had seafood and I just never want to have it.

• 35:37Speaker 04

  The idea I just don't like.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  What?

• 35:41Speaker 04

  I don't like the idea of it.

• 35:43Speaker 01

  Of seafood?

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Like, what about the idea that do you not like?

• 35:46Speaker 04

  I don't know, with, most of it's the smell. I also just like crustaceans, it's like, to me, that's like an insect that you're cooking and then you're eating. Like I just, like lobsters are insects, they're bottom feeders. Fun fact, they used to feed prisoners lobsters, long time ago, and that, just gonna throw it out there, early nineteen hundreds, maybe? But they used to feed

• 36:16Speaker 04

  prisoners lobster dinners because it was, they, it was like their bottom feeders and so they were like, thought of as a shitty thing that you

• 36:23Speaker 01

  But now lobster's the most expensive thing on the menu.

• 36:25Speaker 04

  But now it's like, someone like you eats it.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Been working out.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  You, oh my god, you have been working out.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  Well, that's what I was going for.

• 36:33Speaker 04

  That's what you're

• 36:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:37Speaker 01

  That's what I was going for.

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Except somebody online said I reverse body dysmorphia.

• 36:44Speaker 04

  No, you look healthy. It's not, it's, what? It's not unhealthy.

• 36:49Speaker 01

  I look healthy?

• 36:53Speaker 04

  I'm saying you had a, uh,

• 36:56Speaker 01

  A phase.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  You got very fit

• 36:58Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 36:58Speaker 04

  And muscular.

• 36:59Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  And it's not a scary muscular.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  Okay, thank you, it's not like Clubicular.

• 37:04Speaker 04

  No, you, you look like you work out. I don't know how else to put it.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  You still like poppy, I see?

• 37:11Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Is that the pride one?

• 37:13Speaker 01

  No, it's the Love Island one.

• 37:18Speaker 04

  Pride poppy?

• 37:19Speaker 01

  How are you celebrating pride?

• 37:21Speaker 04

  Rolling out an album.

• 37:24Speaker 04

  And then just be in there for you.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  I need it.

• 37:30Speaker 04

  I know, and I'm here for you.

• 37:31Speaker 01

  You know I'm going to be-

• 37:32Speaker 04

  Through the month.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  The month?

• 37:34Speaker 04

  I'm here for you all month.

• 37:36Speaker 01

  Good.

• 37:38Speaker 04

  I'm happy to do it.

• 37:42Speaker 04

  I called you gay in a interview recently.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  I am gay, so.

• 37:46Speaker 04

  I know.

• 37:47Speaker 01

  Were you nervous?

• 37:49Speaker 04

  No, it was really funny. I screenshotted the thing of you being like, "You called me gay." Something, something. It really like made me laugh out loud.

• 37:57Speaker 01

  It made my dad laugh too, he called me about it.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  It really did make me laugh.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  You know Tucker and I do have, we do have a bit.

• 38:05Speaker 04

  What?

• 38:06Speaker 01

  Do you know what I'm talking about that we always do when we see each other?

• 38:11Speaker 01

  Come on. Please.

• 38:15Speaker 04

  I'm thinking.

• 38:17Speaker 01

  Fucking rip your face off, bitch!

• 38:21Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  Every time.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  Every time we see each other, once a year.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  Well now I saw you at the Dior show.

• 38:28Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, we said it.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  And we said, "I'm gonna fucking rip your face off, bitch!" Are you a Marvel fan?

• 38:36Speaker 04

  No, why?

• 38:38Speaker 01

  I was watching it to ease my anxiety last night.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  What, which movie? That Marvel is the...

• 38:43Speaker 01

  Avengers Infinity War: Endgame.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  Doesn't do it for you?

• 38:48Speaker 04

  Can't relate to it or nothing.

• 38:50Speaker 01

  That you're a superhero, you can't relate to them?

• 38:52Speaker 04

  Nah, I can't relate to it.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  You can't? I feel like their whole thing though is about like...

• 38:56Speaker 04

  What's your favorite part of it?

• 38:58Speaker 01

  My favorite part of Marvel? I like, um-

• 39:00Speaker 04

  He's over there, go get him! I love that line. I'd love it when he says that.

• 39:05Speaker 01

  Who says, who says that?

• 39:07Speaker 04

  The Hulk. Remember the Hulk is like, "He's over there, go get him."

• 39:11Speaker 01

  You like fucking with me? In what movie does he say that?

• 39:14Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying, it's just a bullshit movie. What's-

• 39:18Speaker 01

  My favorite part is anything with Wanda.

• 39:21Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  I love Wanda.

• 39:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:26Speaker 01

  She's the most powerful being in the universe.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  I watched this documentary recently called Streetwise. And it's unbelievable, and I think you should watch it. It gets really sad, but it's about um. The homeless, it's like homeless teens, young teens in Seattle in the eighties. And it like follows them around and it's like a documentary, but it feels like a movie because there's like arcs and there's like. Some of them meet each other and like fall in love and there's like, it's amazing.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  Is it a docu-series or a movie?

• 40:05Speaker 04

  It's documentary.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 40:07Speaker 04

  One.

• 40:08Speaker 01

  Yep. You watch a lot of documentaries?

• 40:11Speaker 04

  No, uh, no, no. I liked that one. Just wanted to. In my head, I was like, make sure you do a movie rec.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:22Speaker 04

  In the podcast. Make sure you clear up the Nile Horn thing.

• 40:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were stressed about that. I could feel it. You never even texted me about it, though.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  And ask Jake how he feels about Sally ending.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  I was sad.

• 40:36Speaker 04

  I think you know when to end a bit too, though.

• 40:38Speaker 01

  I do.

• 40:40Speaker 04

  You stop doing your impressions for a period and then like you'll bring them back here and there.

• 40:44Speaker 01

  Just to remind people of why I'm here.

• 40:46Speaker 04

  Where you came from.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, just to remind people.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  I respect that.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  You watching any TV right now?

• 40:51Speaker 04

  Right. Um. What am I watching? No, I'm not.

• 40:57Speaker 01

  Watching any movies right now?

• 40:58Speaker 04

  I just watched Backrooms.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  Oh, I watched that too.

• 41:03Speaker 04

  Um.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  You know, the guy who's making my show, his wife produced it.

• 41:07Speaker 04

  Very cool.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 04

  Um.

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Not that you give a fuck.

• 41:11Speaker 04

  Uh, can I make like a small cameo?

• 41:13Speaker 01

  Tucker, I would be honored.

• 41:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:16Speaker 01

  Just thought you'd be too busy for me now.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  I think it'd be fun.

• 41:20Speaker 01

  You want to make a small cameo in episode one?

• 41:22Speaker 04

  Maybe I could be like a janitor or something and I go and you you're kind of like walking out of the school and I'm like, hey, kid.

• 41:31Speaker 04

  And you need to turn around.

• 41:34Speaker 04

  I'm like, happy pride.

• 41:38Speaker 04

  And then like a song plays and it's like a beautiful moment and you're like.

• 41:41Speaker 01

  What song, what, what song do you want to play of yours?

• 41:44Speaker 04

  Of mine? I don't know, I'm just saying like a song plays after I say happy pride, like maybe it's what would be a pride friendly song like.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  Born This Way? Hey kid, happy pride and then Born This Way starts playing?

• 41:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. I think it'd go, yeah. Do you, how's your love life?

• 42:04Speaker 01

  Horrible.

• 42:06Speaker 04

  What's going on? Talk to me about it.

• 42:08Speaker 01

  Um, okay. Well, I mean, I guess if we're just gonna, I was seeing this guy. We went on one date. And then he was like, never mind. And then I listened to Thank You Next, uh, all the way through. Until the end of my car ride back from Boston with Louise and Louise.

• 42:27Speaker 04

  On a train back to Boston.

• 42:31Speaker 01

  Jumping in the car. And I'm telling you, baby, this the part where I run. It's the part where they run.

• 42:40Speaker 04

  That part.

• 42:41Speaker 01

  That messed.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  What's next?

• 42:45Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, we did American Idol one time on here.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Do you want me to sing for you?

• 42:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, let's bring, just bring back old bits because.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  We need, but I don't even understand like, he's nervous too, it's not just me.

• 42:57Speaker 04

  I'm not nervous, I'm just like, is this our, is this our?

• 43:01Speaker 01

  This is our final bow.

• 43:02Speaker 04

  This is our final bow.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Like you think, you think people are gonna be, I like Tucker, I've been feeling that way lately.

• 43:07Speaker 04

  But I just, I do, I get annoyed when a mass.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  Army on Twitter all of a sudden like pretends to care about something.

• 43:18Speaker 01

  Have you experienced that ever?

• 43:20Speaker 04

  I don't think so, but I think this is the album where I'm sure, I'm sure it's like the point.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Oh, you think it's over?

• 43:25Speaker 04

  Post Sally, I think people are gonna be like, let's take him down.

• 43:31Speaker 01

  I wanna be in a music video.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  I keep thinking you're gonna ask me and you never do.

• 43:41Speaker 04

  It's my gaydar.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  I gotta think about that. I don't, I don't know if we have-

• 43:50Speaker 01

  Everyone would love it.

• 43:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know if we have a role for you. I think-

• 43:54Speaker 01

  It's fine. I hear that a lot.

• 43:57Speaker 04

  Oh, we could-

• 44:00Speaker 01

  I'd be so good.

• 44:02Speaker 04

  I know, I know. I know.

• 44:04Speaker 01

  I dance.

• 44:05Speaker 04

  I know. Show, oh yeah, show us. Cause you've been, you told me you've been working on your dance moves.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  I never told you that.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  And I was like, I would love to see some of those that you've been working on.

• 44:15Speaker 01

  No, I've never said, told you that.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Well, cause you were saying that you've like, the Pilates and stuff has helped you dance, and so I'd like to see some of it.

• 44:25Speaker 01

  Really? This is what we're gonna do? You're gonna make me get up and dance for you?

• 44:30Speaker 04

  You said you've been working on it.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  Okay, well, sing a song then. Well, not yet. What song do you want to sing? You have to tell me so I can prep my dance moves.

• 44:39Speaker 04

  Uh, maybe I sing something for Pride Month.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  Okay, what are you gonna sing?

• 44:43Speaker 04

  It's my, um, it's original. Here we go.

• 44:46Speaker 04

  Stand up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's okay to-

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Can we just go back to the singing bit where I sing for you? Like, I don't like the dancing.

• 45:07Speaker 04

  That was the funniest thing I've seen you do though.

• 45:10Speaker 01

  Really?

• 45:10Speaker 04

  That dance was like, very cute. Dude, can we just do it one more time?

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 45:16Speaker 04

  Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  Keep singing, I'm comfortable.

• 45:23Speaker 04

  I wish I could get a camera to show your eyes when you do it. You look at me, and you have like-

• 45:28Speaker 01

  Keep singing, sing!

• 45:29Speaker 04

  Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

• 45:49Speaker 04

  Your, your eyes, I've never seen your eyes light up the way they did.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  I loved to dance!

• 45:54Speaker 04

  So maybe you, yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  And I love you.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  I love you.

• 45:58Speaker 01

  What are you therapist about today?

• 46:03Speaker 01

  I'm constipated.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  And I know that people online are gonna clip that and be like, "What the fuck is this show even about?" Because they do that all the time.

• 46:22Speaker 04

  They're predictable.

• 46:23Speaker 01

  And it's just me. But I'm constipated. And it really sucks, and that's what I'm pissed about. I woke up thinking about it. I'm thinking about it right now.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  My friend goes through that and, um...

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Right, cuz you don't poop.

• 46:35Speaker 04

  I don't.

• 46:36Speaker 01

  I know, that's what I just said.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  Except when you shit in the river in Maine.

• 46:43Speaker 04

  That was made up. I made that up to get clicks.

• 46:47Speaker 04

  I personally have never.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Never? It's okay.

• 46:51Speaker 04

  I'm a singer.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  I play guitar and I sing and I write music. And I go on romantic dates and stuff. I'm not, I wonder why I have time to be so disgusting.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  I guess, you don't. I guess I have all the time in the world.

• 47:06Speaker 04

  I would never.

• 47:07Speaker 01

  So what are you pissed about? Nothing?

• 47:09Speaker 04

  Today, I just, I'm on my, I don't like being on my phone. I hate my phone going off.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  It's just like...

• 47:15Speaker 04

  I know we've talked a lot and you're, we talk a lot about how I don't have anxiety. The only thing that like really fucking gets my heart rate up is my phone, which...

• 47:27Speaker 01

  I think you're a tad more anxious.

• 47:30Speaker 04

  I'm not. I'm just, I get overwhelmed very easily.

• 47:33Speaker 01

  So what do you do when you get overwhelmed?

• 47:35Speaker 04

  Well, now I have a new hobby. And now I fish, which you FaceTimed me one night when I was fishing and...

• 47:42Speaker 01

  I said I wanted to fish with you!

• 47:44Speaker 04

  I know.

• 47:45Speaker 01

  I said, "How funny would that be if we went fishing for episode three?" I just... Said, "We're back here."

• 47:50Speaker 04

  It's, that is, that is amazing.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  Fishing?

• 47:54Speaker 04

  It's the best. It's complete, it's quiet, dead quiet, and you're by yourself, and you have to be focused. And you don't think of anything else. My mind all of a sudden kinda goes blank, and I love that.

• 48:04Speaker 01

  Do you listen to music while you fish?

• 48:06Speaker 04

  No, why? I just said it's dead quiet. You hear the birds, you're outside, the river.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  Does no one listen to music while they fish? Cuz it's here as the fish is?

• 48:16Speaker 04

  But I'm just saying, that would defeat the purpose for me.

• 48:18Speaker 01

  Have you ever raw-dogged a flight?

• 48:20Speaker 04

  I don't know if we talked about this, but I've fainted on flights many times.

• 48:25Speaker 01

  Cuz you're diabetic?

• 48:26Speaker 04

  No.

• 48:27Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 48:28Speaker 04

  It's connected, though. I, I used to smoke weed a lot.

• 48:32Speaker 01

  I still do. I'm back on the wagon.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  It's okay. It's all right. You look amazing. It's okay.

• 48:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 48:37Speaker 04

  But I used to smoke weed a lot and then I kind of stopped smoking and I just was doing edibles. And I would fly and I would take edibles and sometimes I'd be okay. And then sometimes I would I I would have the most insane panic attack where my music. My heart rate would start going. I would start, my whole body would break out into a sweat, like a crazy cold sweat.

• 49:06Speaker 01

  I hate a cold sweat.

• 49:07Speaker 04

  And then the music I'm listening to would like start to distort into like dark. Like demonic, like scary horror sounds and then. And then I would get in my head and be like, oh, my god, I'm about to have a seizure. I think my blood sugar is low because it's like a similar feeling.

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Is that what happens when your blood sugar gets too low? You have seizures?

• 49:30Speaker 04

  Start like shaking and you have and you get like a cold sweat sometimes and like you feel it's. To me, feeling like too high felt similar to having like a really low blood sugar.

• 49:41Speaker 01

  Oh, how interesting.

• 49:43Speaker 04

  I would get a panic attack and I would pass out on the plane and then I'd wake up and the flight attendant would be like.

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Are you okay?

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 49:51Speaker 01

  And you'd be like, oh, my god.

• 49:52Speaker 04

  But how embarrassing would that be now? Imagine.

• 49:55Speaker 01

  Why? Because you're famous?

• 49:56Speaker 04

  Getting recognized and you're like.

• 49:59Speaker 01

  Fame.

• 49:59Speaker 04

  You faint, running to the bathroom. Oh, my god.

• 50:01Speaker 01

  You fainted on your way to the bathroom?

• 50:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. It happened multiple times.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  And now someone would be like, I saw a role model faint on a plane.

• 50:09Speaker 04

  Oh, my god, I know. Be good for the album.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  I was about to say. Well, congrats. You just debuted on Billboard.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know. It's all right.

• 50:23Speaker 04

  Jakey hungies.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  I am hungry. No, I'm not hungry. It's because I ate too much.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  You want to phone a friend?

• 50:33Speaker 04

  Do you still, um.

• 50:35Speaker 01

  Call people?

• 50:35Speaker 04

  Do you still do the thing where you is it was it people called you or left voicemail?

• 50:40Speaker 01

  No, I would I would call people. I haven't done it in a while.

• 50:43Speaker 04

  So you don't do it no more?

• 50:44Speaker 01

  Do you remember the Jollaween girls?

• 50:45Speaker 04

  They used to eat up time.

• 50:49Speaker 04

  We, remember you brought up an idea a long time ago of us doing a tra- like a travel show?

• 50:56Speaker 01

  Yes, I want to do that.

• 50:59Speaker 04

  I, I was think, cuz I remember you first brought it up to me and I was like, no.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 51:04Speaker 04

  And now I'm think, and then I was thinking about it the other day.

• 51:08Speaker 04

  And I, I do, I do think it would be funny.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Do you ever feel like if all goes wrong, at least we have each other?

• 51:14Speaker 04

  Whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay.

• 51:18Speaker 01

  Whoa, whoa.

• 51:21Speaker 04

  It's okay to be gay.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Whoa, whoa. Do you sample anything on the new album?

• 51:27Speaker 04

  No.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  All originals?

• 51:29Speaker 04

  It's all originals.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  So who's the hourglass?

• 51:33Speaker 04

  Who?

• 51:35Speaker 01

  Who's the hourglass?

• 51:36Speaker 04

  It's not a who, it's just a what, time.

• 51:40Speaker 01

  Chuck Timely and time.

• 51:41Speaker 04

  Chuck Timely and, Chuck Timely and the time, yeah.

• 51:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:48Speaker 01

  Huh, hopes?

• 51:51Speaker 04

  Lord knows I could use some.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  What are you listening to?

• 51:55Speaker 04

  Nothing you like.

• 51:56Speaker 01

  What do you think about my Strokes era?

• 51:58Speaker 04

  That surprised me that you knew every word to a Strokes song.

• 52:03Speaker 01

  My favorite song of all time.

• 52:04Speaker 04

  That was very cool.

• 52:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I felt cool.

• 52:08Speaker 04

  That was, yeah. Um, cool points for that.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  All my exes I'm lacking in depth.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  Hey, welcome, um.

• 52:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 52:21Speaker 04

  Welcome, I'm, I'm, uh, do you wanna just give us your name, where you're from? And a little bit about yourself?

• 52:28Speaker 01

  I'm Jake, I'm from Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 52:33Speaker 01

  And I've always had dreams of being a singer.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  Nice, it says here that, um, you actually walked here to raise money. Oh, it says you walked here to raise money for a foundation, for Pride Month.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  No, I walked here to audition for American Idol.

• 52:52Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  So are you ready for me to say?

• 52:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, give us, uh, whenever you're ready.

• 52:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  Do you have a song suggestion for me?

• 53:03Speaker 04

  Oh, you're just supposed to bring one in, but whenever you're ready.

• 53:05Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  Take your time.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  Please, please, please, don't prove I'm right.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so not... Well, I... I'm sorry. I actually thought the first part sounded quite good.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, that was awesome. It's, uh... It's Jake, right?

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:33Speaker 04

  I think that's awesome. I think... You gave up on that song pretty easy.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  Could you give us just a little bit more of something?

• 53:42Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  And really feel that, because you have this rasp in your voice that I really like and I want to hear.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  Ooh, she's raspy today. You ever see that? You ever seen that?

• 53:53Speaker 04

  Fucking rip your face off, bitch!

• 53:55Speaker 01

  You ever seen the Jojo Siwa thing where she's like, where she's like, "Whoa!" And they're like, "Ooh, she's raspy today." Have you seen the Jojo Siwa cruise?

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Yes, yes, yes.

• 54:06Speaker 01

  Have you seen the Jojo Siwa cruise?

• 54:07Speaker 04

  No.

• 54:08Speaker 01

  That hasn't come across your desk? She provides us so much entertainment. What do you think about Haunta Virus?

• 54:14Speaker 04

  I don't know what happened to that or something.

• 54:16Speaker 01

  I mean, listen.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  Did it make it off the ship?

• 54:20Speaker 01

  I am an expert in pandemics. I know how to... Because I used to play the Pandemic Play game on my phone, and I've seen Contagion five times.

• 54:31Speaker 04

  I just watched Contagion two nights ago.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  The best movie of all time.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  I know, but it really freaks me out because then I stop touching things.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  See, I feel like I'm like giving you stuff, no? I'm giving you Haunta Virus, I'm singing, I'm dancing. I'm like doing a lot for you right now. What do you want to... Should we do the "Tell me what's wrongs"?

• 54:51Speaker 04

  Tell me what's wrongs?

• 54:52Speaker 01

  Tucker, don't even fucking play dumb with me right now. I don't even... Please.

• 54:56Speaker 04

  That's what I was asking. Do they still do that?

• 54:57Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 54:58Speaker 04

  Okay, let's do that. Let's do that.

• 55:00Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Whoa, whoa.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  You're a handful.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  It's okay, BK.

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Whoa, whoa.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  I'm a kiss and teller, like sharing every detail with anyone in my life who will listen. I know I probably need to stop or just slow down, but if it already, but it already caught back up to me. I saw this guy I hooked up with at the bar, I went over to his, went over to him to say hi, and he was being super weird. I asked him, "What's up?", and he told me that because I started yapping to everyone, it got back around to his girlfriend.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  Right. Now it's so messy because like we are also good friends. I just need prescriptions, no advice, please. I'm obsessed with her. She's like, "I don't, I don't want any advice."

• 55:44Speaker 04

  I know, what does prescriptions mean?

• 55:46Speaker 01

  Hooker, please.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  Like you, what she needs, but she doesn't want advice?

• 55:50Speaker 01

  From start to finish.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  It takes up a lot of time, and I, I've done it.

• 55:58Speaker 01

  You got Captain America, you got Iron Man, he dies, you got, who else? Spider-Man? Ant-Man?

• 56:09Speaker 01

  Wonder Woman?

• 56:12Speaker 01

  No, that's DC. Oh, okay. Guardians of the Galaxy?

• 56:16Speaker 04

  If you were in a Marvel movie, who?

• 56:20Speaker 01

  Who would I be?

• 56:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm trying to think.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  I'd be Wanda's friends in WandaVision that are like in psychosis.

• 56:28Speaker 04

  Like Housewives? Like a housewife?

• 56:30Speaker 01

  No. Do you watch Housewives?

• 56:32Speaker 04

  No.

• 56:33Speaker 01

  You haven't seen any Housewives?

• 56:34Speaker 04

  No, I'm just, I was asking if her friends are like-

• 56:37Speaker 01

  No, she like, "You've never seen WandaVision?"

• 56:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  Oh, well, I can't spoil it. It's like literally one of the best shows ever made.

• 56:43Speaker 04

  For sure, for me, you can.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Okay, so basically what happened, you're not gonna get it because you don't understand Vision.

• 56:48Speaker 04

  Alright, forget, forget, forget. I was just trying to spark a conversation and say, "Hey, what would your superpower be, motherfucker?"

• 56:55Speaker 01

  My superba, my superpower would be telekinesis. I always wanted-

• 56:59Speaker 04

  Be fucking talking, yep, yep, yep. That's what you fucking do too.

• 57:02Speaker 01

  I wanted, I've always wanted-

• 57:03Speaker 04

  Hyperspeed talking.

• 57:04Speaker 01

  I wanna control stuff with my hands, or like, that's what I always wanted to do as a kid. I would always try, it was quite like-

• 57:11Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? I'd kill myself.

• 57:16Speaker 01

  I want telekinesis. Telekinesis.

• 57:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Watch Marvel. Help. My boyfriend and I are talking about getting engaged. I'm so happy, I love him so much, but we strongly disagree on one thing. The ring. He is from a small town and believes that they are a waste of money and wanting a nice expensive ring is vain. I D K Y, but having a nice ring has always been something I've dreamed of. For context, he works at a very good job, so it's not like affording it would be a problem. Am I being shallow and materialistic, or is a ring something worth splurging on? Team ring.

• 57:49Speaker 04

  What are your thoughts on marriage? Do you want to get married?

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  You do?

• 57:54Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Well, I haven't had a boyfriend yet, still, that's something that hasn't changed.

• 57:58Speaker 04

  I know you're struggling with relationships currently. But do you have dreams of...

• 58:05Speaker 01

  Getting married? I want children. I want two babies.

• 58:09Speaker 04

  Do you want to be married?

• 58:11Speaker 01

  I don't know, but I know I want babies.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  You know you want babies.

• 58:13Speaker 01

  Theodora? Theo for short, and Annabelle. Anna B for short. Do you want babies?

• 58:20Speaker 04

  My dream has always been to have, to be a single father and to have a daughter. And to raise a daughter by myself would be really fun. Her name's Winnie.

• 58:30Speaker 01

  You want to, you want to be a single father?

• 58:32Speaker 04

  I want a daughter that's ideally mine, and then I, I thank whoever had it for me. Maybe I give them...

• 58:41Speaker 01

  Like a surrogate?

• 58:42Speaker 04

  Maybe I've, yeah, okay.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  You've got no surrogate.

• 58:45Speaker 04

  I shake their hand, thank you, you can see her in a couple, every once a year, if you want. Maybe that'd be destructive for the kid, but it would, I just want to raise a child by myself, because then you can kind of just like mold them into your best frie-, it's like your best friend.

• 59:05Speaker 04

  And you, and it's like you...

• 59:10Speaker 04

  You know?

• 59:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 59:13Speaker 04

  I just think that'd be really fun.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, wall. Book? Wall. Three, two, one, bookstore.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, bestseller.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, crime. Three, two, one, us. Three, two, one, murder.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  Let's just...

• 59:44Speaker 01

  I genuinely believe I am meant to be famous. I have no trained talents, no passion for any celebrity careers, and I hate the internet. But I still have this weird feeling I was meant for something more. Is this just narcissism or a calling? A calling.

• 59:57Speaker 04

  So, once again, I'm gonna use this to...

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Make it about us. Do you like being famous?

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  More than, yeah, probably more than anything I've ever liked, ever, in my entire life, yeah.

• 1:00:06Speaker 04

  I know, I know.

• 1:00:07Speaker 01

  It's probably my favorite thing to ever happen to me.

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  I feel that.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  From you.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  Do you?

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  I, what, there's, I think there's parts of it that I like.

• 1:00:19Speaker 04

  But I don't

• 1:00:22Speaker 04

  ever want to not be, like, I don't wanna not be able to do things because I'm famous. Like, I don't wanna be, not be able to go places or do things. You have to find other things that bring you joy.

• 1:00:32Speaker 01

  My friends.

• 1:00:33Speaker 04

  Maybe you could get into fishing.

• 1:00:35Speaker 01

  I don't wanna fit.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  Friends, that's true.

• 1:00:38Speaker 01

  I like to cook.

• 1:00:39Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  Okay, she's giving me a look. I have cooked in the past.

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Have, do you cook? Yeah, you cook like meat and potatoes. And rice.

• 1:00:51Speaker 04

  I'd like to, I wanna see what you are like on dates, I'm so curious.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  Hor, it's horrible.

• 1:00:56Speaker 04

  Maybe, let's, maybe we roleplay...

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  Okay, that's fine.

• 1:00:59Speaker 04

  A date.

• 1:00:59Speaker 01

  Let's do that, ready?

• 1:01:00Speaker 04

  So, maybe I'm already at the restaurant.

• 1:01:05Speaker 04

  Sit up for it.

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  Oh, hey.

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  Hi, I'm so sorry I'm late, hi, hi.

• 1:01:12Speaker 04

  Tucker.

• 1:01:13Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 1:01:14Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  Sorry, I'm just a fucking mess. Jake, nice to meet you.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Nice to meet you, you spilled my water when you...

• 1:01:19Speaker 01

  Oh my god. Um, have you been here before?

• 1:01:23Speaker 04

  Uh, no, this is my first time, it's nice though, they like, made me like, tape my camera on my phone.

• 1:01:28Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, they do that with people that aren't members.

• 1:01:33Speaker 04

  Are you, oh, are you a member at the...

• 1:01:36Speaker 01

  Well...

• 1:01:36Speaker 04

  At this?

• 1:01:38Speaker 01

  Cut, yeah. Yep.

• 1:01:40Speaker 04

  Nice, that's...

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  Do you get a drink, are you drinking?

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Uh, I definitely need one, I'm like, nervous, actually.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, okay, what do you, so what do you do?

• 1:01:47Speaker 04

  Um, I'm in finance, so I just, it's like boring.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  My god, it's gonna go so above my head. But like, explain it, try to explain it to me.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  So...

• 1:01:57Speaker 04

  People will bring me numbers and I will pretty much sort through those and make sure that everything is adding up correctly. But it's boring. I like, I feel stupid. I should probably not even talk about it.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  No, continue. I think it's charming.

• 1:02:11Speaker 04

  Uh, I don't know. It makes good money and like I, I live off it, so that's fine.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  Do you feel fulfilled?

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  I, uh,

• 1:02:23Speaker 04

  yeah, I guess so. I don't know.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Okay, this is now what you ask what I do.

• 1:02:29Speaker 04

  Um, so what do you do? You're a member here. You must like make a million dollars. You must make a million dollars.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Uh, I, I'm an artist.

• 1:02:39Speaker 04

  You're an artist? Oh, like painting?

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, paint.

• 1:02:43Speaker 04

  How?

• 1:02:43Speaker 01

  I do a lot of like, uh, modernist art.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  Expressionism?

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  I kind of just like blech onto the canvas. It sells.

• 1:02:52Speaker 04

  So cool. I feel like everyone's like digital artists now and so it's cool that you like.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  I think digital art is definitely cool. I wouldn't rag on digital art.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  No, no, I wasn't sorry.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  No, it's okay. It's okay.

• 1:03:04Speaker 04

  I wish I could start over. I'm like.

• 1:03:06Speaker 01

  We can start over.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  I feel like I'm saying this dumbass. No, not on the fucking date. Dumbass. Alright. I'm changing.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  Hey.

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Sorry, I'm so late.

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  Are you Jake?

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm Jake.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm Tucker.

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  Nice to, nice to meet you.

• 1:03:21Speaker 04

  Oh, you spilled my.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Your, your soda water.

• 1:03:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, sorry.

• 1:03:25Speaker 01

  You know, do you drink?

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  No, I do. I was just waiting for you. I didn't order yet, but do you drink?

• 1:03:30Speaker 01

  Such a gentleman. Um, yeah, I do drink.

• 1:03:32Speaker 04

  What do you, what is your drink?

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  I mean, like if I wasn't trying to impress you, I'd get a Red Bull vodka, but because we're on a date, I'll get a dirty martini with vodka.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  Here comes the waiter right now.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Oh, hi.

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Hello, what can I get you guys?

• 1:03:45Speaker 01

  Uh, you first.

• 1:03:46Speaker 04

  Uh, shoot. Okay, I did not look at the drinks. Do you wanna just go over?

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  Can I get an extra dirty martini with Grey Goose vodka, please?

• 1:03:55Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 1:03:55Speaker 01

  And he'll do the same.

• 1:03:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's fine.

• 1:03:58Speaker 05

  Coming right up.

• 1:03:59Speaker 01

  Thank you. Do you drink vodka?

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, I do. I drink, I drink anything, really.

• 1:04:05Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:04:05Speaker 04

  Yeah. I like, I'm not.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  You're working.

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  Finance.

• 1:04:10Speaker 01

  Finance.

• 1:04:11Speaker 04

  You can tell.

• 1:04:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love it.

• 1:04:13Speaker 04

  I feel stupid.

• 1:04:14Speaker 01

  I love, no, don't feel stupid. I think it's interesting. My, my job is so like creative.

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, what do you, what do you do? Sorry.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm an artist.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  Like.

• 1:04:23Speaker 01

  Oh, I, well, not an artist. I sell art. I'm a galleryist.

• 1:04:27Speaker 04

  Oh, wow.

• 1:04:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, so I like open galleries and I sell art and um, yeah, it's super fulfilling and interesting and I love it. One day I, I tried to be an artist in my own right and it didn't really work out and I kind of just love being able to share other people's stories through art.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  That's really cool. I wouldn't have taken you for an artist, but then I, you do have like paint all over you.

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  I know, I was just, I came from the studio.

• 1:04:52Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  Where are the, our drinks are taking forever.

• 1:04:57Speaker 01

  Diabetes?

• 1:04:58Speaker 04

  Uh, no.

• 1:04:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:05:00Speaker 04

  It's a nicotine patch.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 1:05:03Speaker 04

  I need it like straight to my blood.

• 1:05:05Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. What's your favorite painting of all time?

• 1:05:08Speaker 04

  Um, favorite painting? Uh, geez, I'm a good numbers guy, so I don't even, the Mona Lisa, I feel stupid.

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  Mine's the Mona Lisa too.

• 1:05:16Speaker 04

  Really?

• 1:05:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:05:17Speaker 04

  Oh, that's.

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  One, two, three, the Louvre.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  One.

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  One, two, three, Van Gogh.

• 1:05:33Speaker 04

  Let's continue with the date because we didn't really get, I want to like see.

• 1:05:36Speaker 01

  Okay, so ask me a question.

• 1:05:37Speaker 04

  Okay, so like, well, also our drinks never came. I thought maybe we were gonna get like poppies or something.

• 1:05:43Speaker 04

  I thought props, props team.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  The drink is here. Cheers.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  Can I have the poppy?

• 1:05:50Speaker 01

  Of course you can.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  Just so I can have

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  something. Ooh, I've never tried this one. This is awesome. Cool. Um.

• 1:05:59Speaker 01

  Well, cheers.

• 1:06:00Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, cheers.

• 1:06:01Speaker 01

  Eyes or bats? Come on. No, I'm really OCD. Come on. Eyes.

• 1:06:07Speaker 04

  I'm just messing around. I'm like a funny guy.

• 1:06:09Speaker 01

  Okay, well, eyes. Oh, you even cheers me. Um.

• 1:06:15Speaker 04

  Um, no, but I was gonna ask, like, are you, do you like go on dates a lot? I feel like I haven't been.

• 1:06:20Speaker 01

  I try, I try to. I kind of have a busy schedule, so it's like, I'm here and then I'm there and then I'm here and then I'm there and then I'm here and then I'm there and now I'm here.

• 1:06:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:29Speaker 01

  What about you?

• 1:06:30Speaker 04

  I really. Like liked talking to you for the past like week and I thought we like really connected on like a cool

• 1:06:41Speaker 04

  level. Sorry, I'm nervous and um it's cool. I just wanted to say like I'm really happy like we finally got to get drinks. I know you're busy and stuff.

• 1:06:51Speaker 01

  We just sat down.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  No, no, I'm not. We're not leaving.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Oh, you're just thinking. Oh, I'm I'm. Yeah, I thought you were trying to. And no, it's okay.

• 1:06:58Speaker 04

  I don't know. I feel stupid and I'm like.

• 1:06:59Speaker 01

  Question, shall we?

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  So what what did you think of our date?

• 1:07:05Speaker 04

  It's good. I wanted to like really kind of see.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  Okay, so we can continue on the date. I'm just like you're thanking me for my presence. You're not asking me anything about myself.

• 1:07:13Speaker 04

  I wanted to see how you would react to someone being honest to you and being like, hey, thank you for making time for this. Like, I really enjoyed talking to you and I'm glad we're here. I'd love to go on a second date with you.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  You what?

• 1:07:24Speaker 04

  Yeah. But I just wanted to say I don't really like I'm not just trying to hook up like.

• 1:07:30Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  I probably wouldn't want to do that until maybe like our fourth date. Are you okay with that?

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:37Speaker 01

  Let's get to know each other before we hook up.

• 1:07:41Speaker 04

  Be real.

• 1:07:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:07:45Speaker 04

  Be real.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 1:07:48Speaker 04

  What would you do if I said that?

• 1:07:50Speaker 01

  I'd be like, really? Am I that ugly that they don't want to kiss me until the fourth date? They're just making shit up at this point.

• 1:07:55Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:07:55Speaker 01

  That's what I would think. I'd be like, oh, my God, he didn't even want to kiss me.

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  Maybe you should be more open. Maybe you should be more open on your dates and maybe that's not why you have. That's why I haven't found fucking love yet. Okay?

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  Tucker!

• 1:08:06Speaker 04

  Be more open to that. Maybe someone just wants to get to know you before they start.

• 1:08:12Speaker 01

  Start what?

• 1:08:18Speaker 01

  You missed it. It was really funny. You had to be there. You had to see it. You'll see it in the cut. Do you want to play pretend in other situations? Should we play improv?

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, let's do some improv games.

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  Okay, shout out a place. Everyone. So.

• 1:08:31Speaker 04

  Um, I'll have the sushi.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  I just took the last one.

• 1:08:37Speaker 01

  Why did I say that? I'm so sorry. You could have it if you want. I I.

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  It's just I I'm allergic to literally everything else. I can only have rice and then like uncooked seafood. So I just it's fine though. Like I it's fine.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  Maybe the improv needs to just come to us naturally.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Maybe the improv is the friends we made. Along the way. I was seeing Obsession and the theater was packed. I swear to god, no one would shut the fuck up. I didn't wanna make a scene, so I left and told the manager. Ah!

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  That's why I don't go to movies. I'm team her.

• 1:09:14Speaker 01

  She then came into the theater and stopped the movie. But this bitch walked in like right after me and obviously everyone saw I complained and they booed me. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Why were you still in the theater?

• 1:09:26Speaker 04

  I know, just leave.

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  Just leave?

• 1:09:28Speaker 04

  I was with her until she went back to the theater, but I don't understand... Whatever, I watch movies on my phone.

• 1:09:36Speaker 01

  Well, what?

• 1:09:37Speaker 04

  I watch every movie on my phone.

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  You don't go to like a movie theater ever?

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  No, I don't have a TV.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  Still?

• 1:09:43Speaker 04

  I don't have a TV and I have an iPad that's been in a box for a year and a half.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  So I just watch all my movies.

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  Well, you would be very comfortable.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  But let me tell you, have you ever watched Interstellar on your iPhone? Cause it's amazing.

• 1:09:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:09:58Speaker 04

  Sounds perfect.

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  Okay, well, I... Do you know that everyone had a bit of a scare because they thought I-Pic was closing? It just rebranded, the cinemas.

• 1:10:11Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:10:12Speaker 01

  I love I-Pic.

• 1:10:13Speaker 04

  I don't know it.

• 1:10:14Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  I don't know it.

• 1:10:15Speaker 01

  You know what an I-Pic is?

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 1:10:17Speaker 01

  It's a luxury movie theater.

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Me personally, I'll be watching that on my phone. With the rest of us.

• 1:10:24Speaker 01

  I mean, I feel like people have televisions.

• 1:10:27Speaker 04

  I mean, I'm a people's person, so I'm just gonna check it out on my phone. I'm gonna watch.

• 1:10:30Speaker 01

  I'm a people's person too.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Dune 2 on my phone.

• 1:10:32Speaker 01

  Have you ever seen Dune 1?

• 1:10:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I saw Dune 1. I love Dune 2.

• 1:10:36Speaker 01

  I heard Dune 2 is amazing.

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  It's great. I like it when he gets mean. He's gonna be really bad on the third one.

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  Timmy?

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. He's gonna be a bad guy.

• 1:10:44Speaker 01

  Really? Ooh, I'm interested. He's the bad guy?

• 1:10:48Speaker 04

  Shaves his head.

• 1:10:49Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:10:50Speaker 04

  Shaved his head.

• 1:10:51Speaker 01

  He did? For the role?

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Speaker 01

  He works so much.

• 1:10:57Speaker 01

  How did you like being on a movie set?

• 1:11:00Speaker 04

  Um, I was very, very nervous on my first day.

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  Aww.

• 1:11:07Speaker 04

  Like, haven't been that nervous in years. And then after the first day, it was like...

• 1:11:15Speaker 01

  Tucker Pillsbury, call time, 6:30 a.m.

• 1:11:18Speaker 04

  My bag.

• 1:11:19Speaker 01

  Your bag.

• 1:11:19Speaker 04

  Rockin'.

• 1:11:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, hair and makeup, hey!

• 1:11:22Speaker 04

  Hey!

• 1:11:23Speaker 01

  Just me again, shooting a movie.

• 1:11:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:11:26Speaker 01

  Do you go through your sides?

• 1:11:29Speaker 04

  I know, but like, I was, it was like, then at that point, I was like, I know him. But the first day was like, so scary.

• 1:11:37Speaker 04

  And then it was really fun.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  One last time, I need to be the one who takes you home. One more time, I promise after that, I'll let you go. Baby, I don't care if you got her in your heart. All I really care is you wake up in my arms. One more time, oops, I need to be the one. That live tonight, like, my fucking hole is gonna split open.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  Oh my god.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  It's literally going to evaporate.

• 1:12:25Speaker 04

  Oh my word.

• 1:12:26Speaker 01

  Like, you know it's true, too.

• 1:12:30Speaker 01

  Woo, I'm so excited, I'm like sweating for it.

• 1:12:32Speaker 04

  Jake.

• 1:12:33Speaker 01

  Oh my god, the Knicks won.

• 1:12:36Speaker 04

  You know how long it took me to understand what Knicks in five meant?

• 1:12:40Speaker 01

  Do you want me to explain it to you?

• 1:12:42Speaker 04

  No, I know now.

• 1:12:43Speaker 01

  So what does it mean?

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  To ask people, they're in game five?

• 1:12:47Speaker 01

  No, there's, it's best of seven. So if the Knicks won, so that's why people were like Knicks in four. Cause if they won the first four, they won four out of the seven games and they win the championships. But because they lost the third, then it became Knicks in five. No, but then people were saying Knicks in six. So, but it became Knicks in five once they won the fourth game that I was at.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  It's like, can't.

• 1:13:18Speaker 04

  I didn't know what it meant for a long time and it was just. It was also so weird to see so many people. All of a sudden, like you, caring about sports.

• 1:13:27Speaker 01

  I'm from New York.

• 1:13:29Speaker 04

  Where are you from in New York?

• 1:13:30Speaker 01

  Washington Heights.

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  I think that's valid. I think that's hometown pride, but I just. It was like weird. It was just so weird. All of a sudden. Everyone cared about basketball. It was so strange to me.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  Cause it's summer.

• 1:13:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:13:46Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:13:47Speaker 01

  And like, it's community.

• 1:13:49Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, yeah. I just, I'm not in that.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, let's all cheer and dance. It's like we're at a concert. But they're playing sports.

• 1:13:55Speaker 04

  No dancing, uh. If there's dancing, I'd probably be into it.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, there is. At, at the end of the.

• 1:14:01Speaker 04

  I posted Nixon five on my story like everyone.

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  You did?

• 1:14:04Speaker 04

  No, I said I would if there was dancing.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  It's that, like, my Panera commercial ran during the Knicks commercial. I screamed.

• 1:14:11Speaker 04

  I know, I've, I've, I've told you I've heard good things, but I haven't seen it.

• 1:14:15Speaker 01

  Have you ever had Friendly's?

• 1:14:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I used to go there. For my birthday as a kid. That's where I wanted to go every single time.

• 1:14:22Speaker 01

  You know, that's one of my favorite restaurants in the entire world.

• 1:14:24Speaker 04

  Where are they now?

• 1:14:25Speaker 01

  They're gone.

• 1:14:26Speaker 04

  All of them?

• 1:14:26Speaker 01

  No, there's some left. We should, we should go to one.

• 1:14:29Speaker 04

  I used to love it. They have the crazy ice cream sundaes.

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, with the face?

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  The face, yeah.

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  The milk, the mint chocolate one?

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  Please call me with Tucker. I have nothing to look forward in life besides this.

• 1:14:44Speaker 04

  That's it?

• 1:14:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Oh, call. Oh, we got a phone number.

• 1:14:51Speaker 04

  Why don't I talk?

• 1:14:52Speaker 03

  Hello?

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  Hey, um. This is Jake Shane's assistant.

• 1:14:59Speaker 03

  Real quick, I'll be right back.

• 1:15:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:15:01Speaker 04

  And we saw, we saw that you submitted to call when Tucker was on the show.

• 1:15:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:15:08Speaker 04

  Um, so we just wanted to give you a ring because we have Tucker on the show now.

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  Shut the fuck up. Are you lying?

• 1:15:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, do you want to talk to him?

• 1:15:17Speaker 03

  Are you him?

• 1:15:18Speaker 04

  I'm not lying. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm him.

• 1:15:20Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, hi.

• 1:15:22Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 1:15:23Speaker 03

  Is this fake or is this real?

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  FaceTime her. Face, it's hi.

• 1:15:27Speaker 04

  I didn't know I was supposed to FaceTime you. Do I do that?

• 1:15:30Speaker 03

  Oh, you can if you want, but I mean...

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  I'm on culture, I don't know.

• 1:15:35Speaker 03

  That's okay. Oh my god, wait, this is crazy. I feel like I submitted that years ago.

• 1:15:40Speaker 04

  So you keep them on hand?

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  I don't know, Nolan pulled them out. Hi!

• 1:15:44Speaker 04

  Jake's here.

• 1:15:45Speaker 03

  Oh my god, is that Jake?

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  Yes! Hi!

• 1:15:48Speaker 03

  Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. I mean, you two Tucker, but oh my god!

• 1:15:52Speaker 01

  What's your name?

• 1:15:54Speaker 03

  My name's Mandy.

• 1:15:55Speaker 01

  Mandy, it's so nice to meet you!

• 1:15:58Speaker 03

  So nice to meet you. Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. This is crazy!

• 1:16:02Speaker 01

  Wait, I'm so happy, you're so happy, I'm so happy!

• 1:16:06Speaker 03

  Oh my god, this is... Oh my god, I don't even know what to say!

• 1:16:10Speaker 01

  Well, how's your day going?

• 1:16:12Speaker 03

  It's good. I literally was just telling my friend that I was manifesting going to meet you in New York City.

• 1:16:17Speaker 01

  Oh my god, wait, are you from New York?

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  No, I'm from Minnesota, but like, I... I'm going to New York to see Harry Styles in September. So I was like, I'm gonna manifest to see Jake. Well, now I feel really bad because Tucker called.

• 1:16:30Speaker 01

  He's upset.

• 1:16:31Speaker 03

  But like, this is crazy though. I mean, like, how was his boner set? Was that amazing?

• 1:16:35Speaker 01

  Oh my god, see, she's locked in, Tucker.

• 1:16:38Speaker 04

  I don't even wanna talk to her now.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  Tucker, stop!

• 1:16:41Speaker 03

  Okay, he's being a diva, but that's okay.

• 1:16:43Speaker 01

  No, we've had nothing to talk about this entire time, it's been dead silent.

• 1:16:47Speaker 03

  Oh my god, really?

• 1:16:50Speaker 03

  Oh my god, that's so funny. Wait, this is so crazy. This like, just made my entire life. Oh my god. This is insane. I wasn't gonna answer because I thought it was spam, because everything's spam nowadays.

• 1:17:00Speaker 01

  Everything is spam nowadays!

• 1:17:04Speaker 03

  Like, literally, it's insane.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  It's insane. Probably spam. You get a call, did this say probably spam?

• 1:17:10Speaker 03

  No, it didn't, but like...

• 1:17:12Speaker 01

  Right, because it's Nolan.

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  Maybe it's like, I thought it was like my insurance agent calling to give me a quote, but like, it wasn't, so this is even better.

• 1:17:22Speaker 03

  Oh my god, this is so... You go ahead, sorry.

• 1:17:26Speaker 01

  No, you go ahead. What were you saying?

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  No, nothing. I mean, like, I'm just in shock, I'm in disbelief.

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Do you want FaceTime?

• 1:17:34Speaker 03

  I mean, like, I look like a bald eagle, but sure.

• 1:17:40Speaker 03

  Hi Tucker, it's so nice to meet you, even though you don't look that happy.

• 1:17:46Speaker 01

  Tucker.

• 1:17:49Speaker 01

  Perk up a bit, seriously.

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  Why did you react to him the way you did? And not, and not me?

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  Okay, I was gonna say because it's Jake Shane, but like, also it's Tucker.

• 1:18:05Speaker 01

  Wait. You want, can I send you some cotchess?

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  Yes, wait, yeah.

• 1:18:11Speaker 01

  I'll send you some cotchess. That's my girl.

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  I'm excited, if ever you want to come back to me. So, but I will.

• 1:18:19Speaker 01

  I love you, Mandy.

• 1:18:21Speaker 03

  I love you. Is it okay if I screenshot? Is that fine?

• 1:18:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, say smile Tucker.

• 1:18:25Speaker 03

  Okay, okay, smile. Okay, thank you so much for calling. This was insane.

• 1:18:31Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I'm so happy. Maybe we'll run into each other when you go see Harry Styles in New York.

• 1:18:35Speaker 03

  Yes, that'd be amazing.

• 1:18:37Speaker 01

  You want to give a little?

• 1:18:37Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 1:18:38Speaker 04

  Chances are not.

• 1:18:39Speaker 01

  Of course, you want a little? Bye pussies?

• 1:18:42Speaker 03

  Bye pussies. Oh my god, this is crazy.

• 1:18:44Speaker 01

  Love you.

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  Love you, bye.

• 1:18:50Speaker 01

  I love her. Oh my god, I got so excited I dropped my cards.

• 1:18:55Speaker 01

  God, I missed that. God, I should start calling people more.

• 1:19:03Speaker 04

  How much time have we done?

• 1:19:04Speaker 01

  What are you thinking about?

• 1:19:08Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, FaceTime.

• 1:19:14Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, Kindle.

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  Three, two, one, iPad.

• 1:19:22Speaker 04

  Thank you guys so much. My album comes out August 7th. Chuck Timely and the Hourglass. And I'm going on tour and hitting the road right after. I'll see you there.

• 1:19:31Speaker 01

  Wait, what did we learn today?

• 1:19:33Speaker 04

  I think people will use my name to get to you.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  I mean, Mandy came to my Minneapolis show.

• 1:19:41Speaker 04

  I think it's shallow. She didn't even, she's never even been to my show.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  No, she said, she said, "How was your Bonnaroo show?"

• 1:19:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, she didn't see it. She wasn't there. She was asking how it was.

• 1:19:49Speaker 01

  Well, not everybody can get to Bonnaroo. If I could get to Bonnaroo, I'd go to Bonnaroo.

• 1:19:52Speaker 04

  Not everyone can get to a Jake Shane show, but she could.

• 1:19:54Speaker 01

  Well, because I stop in every city.

• 1:19:55Speaker 04

  So do I.

• 1:19:56Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:19:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, when I'm on tour.

• 1:19:59Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm sure you do.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, don't trust everyone. I don't trust her.

• 1:20:06Speaker 04

  I don't trust everyone. That's what I learned.

• 1:20:08Speaker 01

  My girl.

• 1:20:09Speaker 04

  And you, and you got, and you were way too into that, too. That...

• 1:20:12Speaker 01

  I was excited.

• 1:20:13Speaker 04

  I know, but I saw you, you got hard from, like...

• 1:20:16Speaker 01

  What? What?

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  The excitement, like, did something to your body.

• 1:20:20Speaker 01

  I'm gay. The half of this episode was about how I'm gay.

• 1:20:22Speaker 04

  Full body chills. You had like an adrenaline rush and your face was, I've never seen someone put their mouth so close to a fucking camera. That poor girl saw your fucking tonsils. I love you, Jake.

• 1:20:33Speaker 01

  I love you.

• 1:20:34Speaker 04

  Give me a big hug and thank you so much.

• 1:20:40Speaker 01

  Wait, you have to say "bye pussies."

• 1:20:41Speaker 04

  Bye pussies.

• 1:20:58Speaker 06

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