Session 131: Belmont Cameli

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:42Speaker 01

  Okay, what do you want to talk about? You usually lead the way.

• 0:45Speaker 02

  Well, let's talk about how a year ago, it was almost a year ago now where we first podcasted together.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  It was.

• 0:53Speaker 02

  Why are you nervous?

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Are you nervous?

• 0:55Speaker 03

  I'm not nervous. You guys just made me.

• 0:57Speaker 02

  I'm not nervous. You guys just get awkward with each other.

• 0:59Speaker 03

  No, we don't.

• 0:59Speaker 01

  No, we don't.

• 1:00Speaker 03

  You make it awkward.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  Okay, then I'll stop being awkward.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  Will, and I saw the invite last night.

• 1:04Speaker 03

  We did, and it was incredible.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  It was actually amazing.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  You don't even know what that's about.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Well, it's cool to know things.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay, so tell me.

• 1:13Speaker 01

  It's about just like a couple and they have another couple over for dinner.

• 1:17Speaker 03

  It just proves that love is hard.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  Does air conditioning work in here? I'm like sweating.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  Like, not even kidding.

• 1:24Speaker 03

  I don't really have anything to say.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  Are you gonna wear that hat all day?

• 1:27Speaker 03

  Obviously, yeah.

• 1:28Speaker 02

  Get right out of your closet.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  That's so annoying.

• 1:30Speaker 02

  I really like that.

• 1:30Speaker 03

  It looks really cute on me, though, no?

• 1:32Speaker 01

  It looks better on you than it does on me, but it's annoying.

• 1:35Speaker 02

  I think you should keep it.

• 1:36Speaker 01

  No, you absolutely cannot keep that hat.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  Will has a huge pimple on his forehead.

• 1:40Speaker 03

  Have y'all met him yet?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  I actually, it's like the first thing I saw when he walked in.

• 1:44Speaker 01

  God.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  I'm kidding.

• 1:45Speaker 03

  Cass has been mean to me today. Today, you've been mean.

• 1:48Speaker 02

  I haven't. You've been mean to me.

• 1:50Speaker 03

  It's because you haven't drinking your juice.

• 1:52Speaker 02

  That's why. Let's get into it. Start asking questions.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:57Speaker 03

  Should you ask us about our relationship?

• 1:59Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. How's your relationship?

• 2:01Speaker 03

  It's going okay.

• 2:02Speaker 02

  It's going okay. We've honestly fought a lot.

• 2:05Speaker 03

  We have good times and we have bad times, but...

• 2:07Speaker 02

  We've fought a lot recently.

• 2:08Speaker 03

  We have.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  I think that jealousy has come into play recently between us.

• 2:12Speaker 03

  Cass has found somebody who she deems her comfort figure, and that used to be me. And it's tough.

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Well, how's your sex life been?

• 2:22Speaker 02

  See, like, I don't like when you talk about this.

• 2:24Speaker 03

  A little stagnant.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Okay, well.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Would you agree?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Oh, let's talk about your birthday.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Oh, my birthday.

• 2:35Speaker 01

  So, this is a good place to air this out. Basically, what happened was, it was the final, it was basically, everyone knew the Knicks were gonna win this game. And so I was playing it at my pregame that I had for Cassidy's birthday.

• 2:47Speaker 03

  Well, they didn't know the Knicks were gonna win.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like, there was a, that's why it was such a good game.

• 2:51Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  But can I intervene really quickly? I gave you the go on having, on having the Knicks game on during my pregame. Like, obviously it was unfortunate. It was the same night as my birthday. I honestly wanted to cancel my birthday. But anyway, I gave you the go. But then, what I wasn't okay with is when we got my, the venue, that we were an hour and a half late to, already.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  To be fair, we heard screams from the bar.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  We heard screams from down the street.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  That's fine. But the principle of it all is like, come and get me.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Yeah. We didn't want to miss a moment of the game, and it was at the very end, and we knew you would have sat there for 10 minutes being like, wait, what?

• 3:33Speaker 02

  No, I wouldn't have.

• 3:34Speaker 03

  You wouldn't have left.

• 3:35Speaker 01

  Cassidy, you would not have left.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  No one at my birthday. Like, during the time when we went up, basically, everyone left me. And it was Jake's idea. Because he gathered everyone to go watch.

• 3:47Speaker 01

  You're making it seem calculated. We were getting in.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  Well, we got booted from the limo, lest we forget.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Jake didn't, you did.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  And I, no, but not me.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  How did you end up at the bar with me?

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Because we just all pulled up at the same time.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  But I was, I wanted to stay with you. So that's also why I was upset. I was literally said to you, do you want me to stay? And everyone's like, Cassidy.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Okay, basically, long story short, we're at the bar, I go outside to finish watching the game, there's three minutes left in this game, literally three minutes left. Three minutes left, it's about to be history, the Knicks.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  Will, turn your sound off, please. It's really inappropriate.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  It's like about to be history, where there's, the city is alive. Like, the city is actually, like, blood is pumping through the city. Please, listen to me. Please.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  Because every time I trigger him so hard, he gets so passionate about why he took everyone to go watch it.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  I didn't take everyone to go watch it. The only person I took was Julia.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  The only person I took was Julia. I said, come on, we're from New York. We have to experience this.

• 4:52Speaker 03

  And I was already there.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Will was already there. We ran. I was like, oh, my God, Will. And then I was like, put me on your shoulders. And then I got on Will's shoulders and I said.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  Like, I just.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  And then we walked back into Cassidy's birthday. Dun, dun, dun.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  It was.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  You know, you knew exactly what you were walking into.

• 5:13Speaker 03

  Jake and I are in the corner like this.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  Will said, Will kept saying, let me talk to her.

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Let me talk to her. She had bodyguards around her. I said, please, I need a moment.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  I said, Cass, I'm so sorry. I'm peeing, rubbing your back, looking at me like this.

• 5:26Speaker 02

  And kept giving you the sting face, like, literally, like, you did something.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  No, but she loved that she had your back.

• 5:33Speaker 02

  She did. She was the only one who did. I left my birthday saying, Peyton is the only loyal friend. Like, everything you did is fine. It's just, like.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  No, it was, it was five minutes.

• 5:45Speaker 02

  Jake, no, I was sitting at the table alone on my birthday.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  It was at least 20.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  20 minutes, and I'm texting the group chat saying, where the fuck is everyone? And I got someone coming up to me being like, babe, where is everyone? Like, do you even have friends? Like, we're an hour, we're an hour and a half late to my birthday already.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  And I get hit with the worst question on your birthday, basically asking, did anyone care to show up for your birthday? And I'm looking around, like, scratching my head, like, fuck, like, someone get me a vodka soda right now. Like, I was ripping shots. And we quest, and we wonder why I don't remember one single thing about my birthday, because you tormented me.

• 6:31Speaker 01

  I did not torment you.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  For 20 minutes in the beginning.

• 6:33Speaker 01

  And I said, I was sorry. I said, look, it was a spur of the moment decision, but once I was there, you're there. It was like a crowd. It was like a general admission.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Fun birthday. We had the best night ever.

• 6:41Speaker 02

  It was so fun.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  And I stayed with you till the very end.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  So did I.

• 6:44Speaker 03

  No.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  Yes, I did.

• 6:46Speaker 03

  You did.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  You guys, it was 4 a.m.

• 6:47Speaker 03

  You're right. But we did a nightcap.

• 6:49Speaker 02

  Well, Will and I, Will and I ended up together, but like, that's always.

• 6:52Speaker 03

  Always the case. Yeah.

• 6:53Speaker 01

  I mean, they made out. They won't let me put the clip on the screen.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Wait, it was too real.

• 6:57Speaker 02

  I still haven't watched the clip.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  I haven't either.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  I refuse.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  You guys.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Okay, honestly. Show us. Five seconds.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  Wait, I don't know if I want to see y'all, in all honesty.

• 7:17Speaker 04

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  For tonight on Therapist, we have Belmont Cameli.

• 7:26Speaker 01

  From Off Campus. Did you guys watch Off Campus?

• 7:28Speaker 04

  It was the best show I've ever seen in my life.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Thank you, Will Coss, for the intro.

• 7:31Speaker 02

  Love you.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Enjoy the episode. Love you pussies.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 7:37Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  We have Belmont Cameli on Therapist today.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Hi Jake.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Hi.

• 7:42Speaker 04

  How are you?

• 7:43Speaker 01

  I'm good, how are you?

• 7:44Speaker 04

  I'm so good.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  What are you in town for?

• 7:47Speaker 04

  I'm in town briefly for Obsessed Fest, which we concluded yesterday with Amazon. And then various other meetings and fun things.

• 7:57Speaker 01

  Are you having fun?

• 7:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I am. The whole cast is here. We had a really good time the last couple of days. And we got to meet a lot of the actors on some of the other Amazon romance shows coming out too, and they're all very sweet. We had a good time.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Anyone in particular that you were like, oh gee?

• 8:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, well Matt Cornet's a buddy of mine. He just had Every Year After come out and they just announced the second season for his show, so I'm very happy for him and that crew. Yeah, everybody was really pleasant.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:25Speaker 04

  What's up with you?

• 8:27Speaker 01

  I don't know. I just got off a flight. My flight got delayed.

• 8:31Speaker 04

  I know.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  I was so miserable about it, but like, you know what? Like, trust the higher power because I'm so happy that I flew this morning as opposed to last night.

• 8:39Speaker 04

  It's good. Were you waiting in an airport for this flight or you got to hang out?

• 8:43Speaker 01

  No, and by the way, I clocked, I knew, I knew I was gonna be waiting in the airport. Because there was two flights. There was a JetBlue flight and there was a Delta flight. The Delta flight was taking off at 7 a.m.

• 8:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  And the JetBlue flight was taking off at 11. It kept moving. It was like 8, 10, 11. I said, if I go to the airport right now... I'm, I will be here overnight.

• 9:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  And so I took Delta.

• 9:02Speaker 04

  You have good foresight.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  I do have good foresight.

• 9:05Speaker 04

  Well done.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  How's season two going?

• 9:07Speaker 04

  We're almost finished with the first two episodes of season two. We've read the first half of the episode, so we've read four. It's really good.

• 9:14Speaker 01

  How different is it from the books?

• 9:17Speaker 04

  Well, it's interesting, cause like, you know, in a way, the featured couple is similar to the books. So you know, like, there's a different featured couple each season.

• 9:25Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 9:26Speaker 04

  Yes, which is cool, but the show is sometimes an amalgamation. You'll have scenes from different books in, in one season. And we did that kind of last year, too. There were some scenes from different books that made it into season one. Season two will probably be the same way.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:42Speaker 04

  Um, so yeah, it's, it's very like the books. Um, but it's, it's dissimilar in some ways, too.

• 9:48Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:48Speaker 04

  Um, but yeah, I mean, it's just like getting back there and doing table reads, um, is just a really nice reminder that our show is in the right hands, cause it's, every time we get one of these scripts, I mean, they're, they're so well-written. And like, our show really has a visual language now. Um, and it's, it's been fun to see that, kind of what we established in season one, um, get translated into like a really like firm identity for season two. So it's like, when we're reading these scripts, we're like, oh man, like this is off-campus, it's really cool.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Oh, so you've, yeah, you feel more in it.

• 10:20Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  More comfortable.

• 10:21Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  More established.

• 10:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, and it's like, the ensemble is really alive in this upcoming season. Everybody has stuff going on all together, which is really fun.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Have you read the books?

• 10:31Speaker 04

  I've read some of the books. Well, I've read my book.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  Do you read in general?

• 10:35Speaker 04

  Not much.

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Neither do I.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  I hate reading.

• 10:40Speaker 04

  I, I enjoy reading, uh, it's just, uh, it's kind of like anything, you know, it's like, uh, I, the hardest part is just sitting down with a book.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  I can't do that.

• 10:48Speaker 04

  I can't, I don't get there.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  When's the last book you read that wasn't off-campus?

• 10:52Speaker 04

  I read, um, Earlier this year, I took a little vacation to Mexico and I read Kurt Vonnegut's book, Cat's Cradle, which was really good.

• 11:00Speaker 01

  So you do read?

• 11:01Speaker 04

  No, no, this is just, this is actually just convenient for me.

• 11:05Speaker 01

  I couldn't name one author if you had a gun to my head. Besides, who's the one with all the Netflix shows? No, what's his name? Harley Cobain.

• 11:13Speaker 04

  Oh, see, I don't know who that is.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's like the Stephen King of England.

• 11:17Speaker 04

  Incredible.

• 11:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, but he writes thriller instead of-

• 11:19Speaker 04

  Stephen King, another novel.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  Do you think you would recognize him if you saw him in the street? I would.

• 11:24Speaker 04

  I think so.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  I would.

• 11:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  I'd be like, wait, that's, he looks so familiar.

• 11:29Speaker 04

  Uh huh.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Who is that?

• 11:31Speaker 04

  And he would probably have this incredible bravado. When you see people like that, do you, do you say hi to folks?

• 11:37Speaker 01

  I did once.

• 11:38Speaker 04

  Okay, who was it?

• 11:39Speaker 01

  It was Ryan Beatty.

• 11:40Speaker 04

  Who?

• 11:41Speaker 01

  He is a singer-songwriter.

• 11:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 11:43Speaker 01

  He's amazing.

• 11:44Speaker 04

  Cool.

• 11:44Speaker 01

  Amazing, and I couldn't help myself. And I had to say like, I'd just die for you.

• 11:48Speaker 04

  That's sweet.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Have you ever done that?

• 11:50Speaker 04

  I stood next to Orlando Bloom once.

• 11:52Speaker 01

  Where?

• 11:55Speaker 04

  It was like, Peter Jackson did like a Beatles documentary years ago.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  I need to start watching these fucking Beatles documentaries.

• 12:03Speaker 04

  It's good. It's colorized. It's like old, original footage that was black and white. It's been like re-edited and colorized and stuff. It was a good documentary, but there was a, like a premiere for it at the, who's the fella that did The Muppets? And there's that studio on La Brea. Jim Henson? Jim Henson Studios, yeah. This was years ago, and Ibeck was performing, doing covers of Beatles songs. And then I looked over and I was standing next to Orlando Bloom and I was like, that's cool.

• 12:30Speaker 01

  Right.

• 12:30Speaker 04

  And he was very handsome.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  He is so handsome.

• 12:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:33Speaker 01

  The most handsome.

• 12:34Speaker 04

  I didn't say hi, though.

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, that makes sense. Cause it's like, what do you say?

• 12:37Speaker 04

  I think I was wearing like purple corduroys at the time or something.

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:41Speaker 04

  So, I wasn't introducing myself.

• 12:43Speaker 01

  You don't like purple corduroys?

• 12:45Speaker 04

  Not as much anymore.

• 12:46Speaker 01

  Right.

• 12:46Speaker 04

  I used to have corduroys in like every, uh, color.

• 12:49Speaker 01

  Really?

• 12:50Speaker 04

  Yeah. I've had eras-

• 12:52Speaker 01

  Just like out of like, okay, tell me about your eras.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  Okay, so- Well, I mean, it started out when I was in high school, I wore, I did bow tie Tuesdays with one of my teachers. And we really thought it was gonna catch on, man. And we were like, everyone was like, come on, dude, wear bow ties Tuesday, you know, like, dress up a little bit, school.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 13:11Speaker 04

  Actually, I guess this was junior high, and we did it for a couple of years.

• 13:15Speaker 01

  So, so middle school?

• 13:16Speaker 04

  Middle school. But you know what? In middle school wasn't a real era. I remember being in, um, my counselor's office, where I found myself quite a bit in middle school. And I had been trying a fedora unironically, um, as, as an outfit choice to school.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 13:34Speaker 04

  At like 6:30 in the morning, you know, we'd all be there, like, and I would have a fedora on already.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  You're creative.

• 13:41Speaker 04

  I was trying stuff. I've always tried stuff. And I remember, I'll never forget saying to Mrs. Kusak, my, um, counselor, "I just wanna be the guy who can wear a fedora and like be left alone about it."

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Okay, so you just didn't want people to like give you shit about the fedora, but you knew that they would give you shit about the fedora?

• 13:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I wanted to, I guess, own it in a way where nobody could say shit to me about it. But I wasn't bought in enough, I guess.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  Well, clearly, because you had to go to the guy's counselor's office to talk about the fedora. But did you eventually like have enough faith in the fedora?

• 14:13Speaker 04

  No, I think I retired the fedora.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  And then you did bow tie Tuesdays?

• 14:16Speaker 04

  And I did bow tie Tuesdays, and I was trying a lot of bomber jackets back then.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  You know what I've noticed about myself? A bomber jacket really does not look good on me.

• 14:23Speaker 04

  It's, the bomber jacket's universal. Everybody tries a bomber jacket once, you know?

• 14:27Speaker 01

  You, I've seen you in bomber jackets. You look good in bomber jackets because you're tall.

• 14:31Speaker 04

  Thanks for saying so.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Of course. When I wear a bomber jacket, it, um, it makes me, it makes me look fat.

• 14:39Speaker 04

  No.

• 14:40Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 14:41Speaker 04

  No, it doesn't.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  Yes, it does. That and leather jackets. I can't wear leather jackets.

• 14:50Speaker 04

  Leather jackets are honestly tough. They're all different shapes, and some of them are so, like, I am this shape. You know what I mean?

• 14:57Speaker 01

  You'd be like boxy?

• 14:58Speaker 04

  Yes, boxy and like really sticking to it.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Is it true you watch reality television?

• 15:03Speaker 04

  Um, ultimately, yes, but not a lot of it.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  What do you watch?

• 15:09Speaker 04

  Summer House has been my show.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Just because of the whole to-do?

• 15:12Speaker 04

  Actually, yeah. No, I started watching season 10, and then the to-do happened.

• 15:16Speaker 01

  That's God.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  That's literally God.

• 15:20Speaker 04

  You said it. I it I came in at a good time, I guess. But it was interesting because I got into Summer House and like they'd been doing it for a decade.

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Right.

• 15:29Speaker 04

  And so I got like Kyle and Amanda like 10 years into their relationship and I was like, what is up with these two?

• 15:35Speaker 01

  I only watched a reunion.

• 15:36Speaker 04

  Okay, really?

• 15:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:37Speaker 04

  What's that about?

• 15:38Speaker 01

  I just never got into Summer House. I'm a Housewives guy.

• 15:41Speaker 04

  Okay, okay. I've seen some Housewives.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  What you seen?

• 15:44Speaker 04

  I I I think I've seen some um uh Salt Lake City, which is a popular one, right?

• 15:50Speaker 01

  My favorite.

• 15:50Speaker 04

  That's your that's a lot of favorites. I think my my sister's favorite too.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  My favorite.

• 15:54Speaker 04

  Okay, I've seen some of that and that's it's not as palatable for me.

• 15:59Speaker 01

  Oh, wait, you have siblings?

• 16:00Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  How many siblings?

• 16:01Speaker 04

  I have two siblings. I'm the middle child.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  Wow, and what do they think about everything that's happened?

• 16:06Speaker 04

  I think they think it's good and cool. Um, we're very close and I miss them a lot, actually. Um, they think it's just kind of crazy. I mean, like my so I have an older brother and a younger sister. Um, and uh like yesterday I sent a screenshot of my lock screen, which was a notification from both the Chicago Bears and the Chicago Black Blackhawks, who had been messaging me on Instagram. I sent it to Patrick and I was like, this is my life now. And he was like, I don't even, don't even tell me that.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Oh, that it is. It did happen quite fast.

• 16:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, it really did. Yeah.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  Were you expecting that at all?

• 16:44Speaker 04

  Um, no, no, no, no, no. I I mean, I I've and I think we really believed in the show. Um, we we knew we were making something special, but um the way that it's had this kind of cultural moment, I think, has surprised all of us.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, it it's amazing.

• 17:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, but it's been cool, you know, like I've I've gotten to, you know, I've gotten closer with my favorite sports teams now and like I'll go get to watch Bears games, hopefully from like the sideline this fall and um, you know, like I've I've done some stuff with like the Chicago Blackhawks. Like I'm a big sports fan in Chicago.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  Oh, that's so fun.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love them. I got caught a lot of games um this winter. Um, and now, you know, I'm building a bit of a relationship with them, which is really cool. I'm super excited.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  Can you like throw the first puck?

• 17:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's um, well, I threw the first pitch for the Chicago White Sox.

• 17:31Speaker 01

  I saw that.

• 17:32Speaker 04

  Which was really, really fun. Um, and the equivalent.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  I didn't see that.

• 17:36Speaker 04

  That's okay. I'm sorry, I couldn't I I. Why did you say, I mean, it was like, it wasn't a huge.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  I was gonna eat me alive, I'm so sorry.

• 17:47Speaker 04

  It's okay. I mean, I appreciate your, your honesty.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  So you threw the first pitch for the White Sox?

• 17:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 01

  They're great, by the way. I remember when I was a kid and my dad is a big Yankees fan. It would always be the White Sox and the Yankees would always be head and head.

• 18:01Speaker 04

  Yes. They, yeah, back then they were. The White Sox have been historically terrible for the previous three years. The White Sox actually recently, two years ago, set a record for the most losses in a season in all of baseball history. And as you know, baseball's been around for a long time.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  Maybe that's what I remember. Maybe I remember them being bad.

• 18:20Speaker 04

  Yes, they were bad, but they're having a really good season right now.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Oh, good for them.

• 18:23Speaker 04

  Yes, I'm very happy.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Cause of you?

• 18:24Speaker 04

  Well, after I threw the first pitch out, they've been on a tear.

• 18:28Speaker 01

  You brought the good energy.

• 18:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, and we have the Pope on our side, too. The Pope is a Chicago White Sox fan.

• 18:35Speaker 04

  The Pope's from Chicago.

• 18:36Speaker 01

  What?

• 18:37Speaker 04

  The Pope?

• 18:39Speaker 01

  The Pope isn't from, where's the Pope? Like, where does the Pope reside?

• 18:43Speaker 04

  Currently in the Vatican.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  In Italy?

• 18:45Speaker 04

  In Italy.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  So he's not Italian?

• 18:47Speaker 04

  Actually, I assume he's Italian because he's from Chicago, but he's, he looks like the Pope, you know? When you picture the Pope, that's him.

• 18:55Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, and I've seen the film.

• 18:58Speaker 04

  Conclave or?

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Conclave.

• 18:59Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  Conclave. So I've seen the film, so I remember the black smoke and all that.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  But he's the first American Pope, I believe. He's from, he's from Chicago.

• 19:06Speaker 01

  That's what, I think that's what jarred me so much.

• 19:08Speaker 04

  Yes, it is a little. It's, it's, that's a new thing.

• 19:11Speaker 01

  So what's his vibe all about?

• 19:13Speaker 04

  Uh, mostly White Sox baseball, as far as I can tell.

• 19:15Speaker 01

  Okay. You know why I know the Vatican? Because they went there in Twilight.

• 19:20Speaker 04

  Yes, they did. I watched that for the first time this year.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  What?

• 19:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, I know.

• 19:25Speaker 01

  You had just watched Twilight for the first time?

• 19:27Speaker 04

  I've only seen the first two, but I watched them, I believe, back to back.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  My god, the last one's the best one.

• 19:31Speaker 04

  I know, I really need to get through this year.

• 19:33Speaker 01

  So you don't know what happens in the last one?

• 19:35Speaker 04

  How many are there? Three or four?

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Five.

• 19:38Speaker 04

  Oh, and the fifth is the best one?

• 19:40Speaker 01

  You don't even understand. I saw that in theaters. So what you're about to see.

• 19:48Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 19:48Speaker 01

  Has anyone out there seen the fifth? So this, there is a part in the fifth, I'm just gonna say there's a part.

• 19:57Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  Oh, my full body chills, like remembering being in the theater. I was 13 years old.

• 20:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:02Speaker 01

  And the entire theater just going, woo.

• 20:06Speaker 04

  Holy shit. You know, honestly, I don't think I know what this moment is.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  You don't? Cause you can't know, or else the whole movie's ruined.

• 20:14Speaker 04

  I don't know what it is. I do know that there's a pregnancy coming up.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, the AI baby?

• 20:19Speaker 04

  Yes, that's, this is what I'm really looking forward to.

• 20:20Speaker 01

  Or CGI, before AI, there was CGI.

• 20:23Speaker 04

  That's right.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  And it was a CGI, it's a CGI baby. And you, by the way, you can tell that shit is CGI. The baby is like literally floating in her arms.

• 20:31Speaker 04

  And why do you think they couldn't use a real baby for that?

• 20:34Speaker 01

  It was a hot topic at the time. It wasn't one I was tapped into.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  But it was very confusing.

• 20:41Speaker 04

  Is there, is the baby like half vampire or half?

• 20:45Speaker 01

  Yes, the baby is half vampire, but it doesn't make sense. And by the way, when she gives birth.

• 20:51Speaker 04

  This is what I've heard about.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Cause just like imagine giving birth to a monster.

• 20:55Speaker 04

  Right, right.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  Like, you know what I mean? Cause that's what vampires are at the end of the day. They're monsters.

• 20:59Speaker 04

  Holy shit, that's a real slant against vampires.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Question?

• 21:02Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Was Off Campus, did it start production? Was it in production prior to Heated Rivalry?

• 21:10Speaker 04

  How did you get there from vampires?

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Because, and I'll tell you why, because the hockey obsession we have as a culture right now

• 21:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 21:17Speaker 01

  was similar to the vampire obsession we had back then.

• 21:21Speaker 04

  Okay, yeah, that's a good parallel.

• 21:22Speaker 01

  So it went vampires.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 21:25Speaker 01

  Uh, young teen dystopian. So you had like

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 21:29Speaker 01

  um, Divergent, Hunger Games, now you have hockey.

• 21:32Speaker 04

  Right.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  So.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  Oh, that's cool.

• 21:34Speaker 01

  When did Off Campus start to get into production?

• 21:38Speaker 04

  We started production, uh, in May of last summer, but we, uh, Louisa, our creator and showrunner, started developing it, I like, I think two years before that.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  Oh, wow. So before Heated Rivalry?

• 21:54Speaker 04

  We had been developing, and I don't know, I don't exactly recall when they shot.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  Uh, it might've been

• 22:02Speaker 01

  Last summer.

• 22:03Speaker 04

  Around the same time that we were shooting as well.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 22:06Speaker 01

  Have you guys spoken to any of them?

• 22:07Speaker 04

  Um, yeah, Hudson and I have, uh, correspondence. Well, we both, uh, use Aika Flores, uh, who's our groomer. And she does our, our hair and face.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  Well, you know, we both use the same stylist.

• 22:19Speaker 04

  Yes, we do.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  Sydney! Hi, Sydney!

• 22:21Speaker 04

  Hi, Sydney!

• 22:24Speaker 04

  I've been with Sydney since day one and that's kind of-

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Wait, since, for how long?

• 22:30Speaker 04

  Well, way after the fedora, but, but like since I got my first job where I needed a stylist when I did Saved by the Bell in 2020, I think we started working together.

• 22:39Speaker 01

  What? Oh wait, so you've known Sydney longer than me?

• 22:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh yeah.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Oh yeah.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  I thought this was a recent thing.

• 22:48Speaker 04

  No, no, Sydney's been dressing me since, yeah, the very beginning.

• 22:50Speaker 01

  She's the best.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  She is the best.

• 22:52Speaker 01

  Well Belmont, what are you therapist about today?

• 22:55Speaker 04

  Jeez, you know?

• 22:58Speaker 04

  I'm hungry and I'm tired Jake.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, well, so we can get you food if you want.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  Get you a Celsius.

• 23:08Speaker 04

  Honestly, beyond that, I'm not really too therapist about anything.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Oh, well, let me tell you about mine.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Please.

• 23:16Speaker 01

  I'm so addicted to weed and I know it's a problem.

• 23:19Speaker 04

  Are you?

• 23:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 23:20Speaker 04

  Oh my God, let's talk about that. I used to be addicted to weed.

• 23:22Speaker 01

  What happened? How did you stop? I can't stop. It's all I think about. I wake up, I'm like, I want to smoke right now. And by the way, I took a break for nine months. I took a break for nine months and then all of a sudden Sky was like, this guy was like, do you want to smoke? I was like, yeah, I do actually. I was nine months sober at the time and I did it and I've been on the wagon ever since and like it's-

• 23:45Speaker 04

  What is it like when you're high?

• 23:47Speaker 01

  Okay, so some may say I'm the best high in America.

• 23:50Speaker 04

  Whoa, okay.

• 23:51Speaker 01

  Some may say, Louise will say, that's not true.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Louise will say I'm the worst, but that's not true. She's wrong. I am the best high in America. It, it gets to a point though, after the first, so the first 10 minutes, if you're, if we get high, well, you don't smoke anymore. If we got high together, the first 10 minutes are bliss.

• 24:12Speaker 04

  For you or for everybody?

• 24:14Speaker 01

  For everyone.

• 24:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  It is like a show for the ages that I'll put on. Like it is like everything lands. If the joke doesn't land, I acknowledge that it doesn't land and then everyone's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. It's so good.

• 24:26Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 24:27Speaker 01

  Then the next, um, like two hours are really bad.

• 24:31Speaker 04

  Also for everybody.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:34Speaker 04

  Okay, so you've, so you've ten good minutes.

• 24:38Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 24:39Speaker 04

  And then you have two hours of, of it not being good until.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  It's like my want to like crawl out of my body and my skin.

• 24:47Speaker 04

  This is why I had to stop.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 24:49Speaker 04

  I couldn't do it anymore. Is your frontal lobe fully developed? It is.

• 24:53Speaker 01

  Yes, it is.

• 24:54Speaker 04

  It is, and congratulations, by the way.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Thank you so much. And it's so funny you say that because the other day it fully developed.

• 25:01Speaker 04

  Did you hear it click into place?

• 25:02Speaker 01

  I just was walking one and I was like, oh.

• 25:07Speaker 04

  It's kind of like that, actually.

• 25:08Speaker 01

  And I was like, oh, and I called Louise and I was like, oh my god. I just realized something. Oh my god.

• 25:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  And she was like, no, yeah.

• 25:16Speaker 04

  It is like that.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  But my Saturn is returning. And I know that because my body is starting to hurt.

• 25:23Speaker 04

  Your Saturn is returning?

• 25:26Speaker 01

  How old are you?

• 25:27Speaker 04

  Twenty-eight years old.

• 25:28Speaker 01

  Oh, yours is in the midst of it.

• 25:29Speaker 04

  Well, my frontal lobe is.

• 25:31Speaker 01

  No, but your Saturn is returning.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  Does that have to do, that's not the brain also?

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Oh, no, but so basically.

• 25:37Speaker 04

  Do we all have a Saturn?

• 25:39Speaker 01

  Louise, please.

• 25:41Speaker 05

  Saturn is in the same place every twenty-eight to thirty years as where it was when you were first born. So it's like.

• 25:48Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 25:49Speaker 05

  I mean, every time I explain it, I'm like, am I explaining it exactly?

• 25:53Speaker 01

  So basically, when you turn twenty-seven.

• 25:55Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  E- everything started to change. It's a Katie Musgraves song. Um, everything starts to change. Everything starts to change. And you get like sent in, like you get presented with a bunch of decisions and they're hard decisions and life like just kind of sucks dick for three years.

• 26:13Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  But in your case, it's going great.

• 26:15Speaker 04

  No, that happened to me a little earlier.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Okay, for some people it happens earlier. For me, I don't know, my wrist hurts, my back hurts, like, I'm like feeling it in my body. Like, I think my Saturn is coming.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  Okay, and so that's when it comes back around to the same place that it once was.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  When you were born.

• 26:32Speaker 04

  Right.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Basically, just like realigning your life, being like, what do you need?

• 26:36Speaker 04

  What's happened to your wrist?

• 26:37Speaker 01

  I have De Quervin's tendonitis.

• 26:40Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 26:41Speaker 01

  Um, it's basically when the tendon is really inflamed. And it it like so, but it's right now it's like fine, but like a week ago. If I went like this, this right here, like that.

• 26:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  The tendon, I think that's what that is.

• 26:56Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Pops over the muscle.

• 26:58Speaker 04

  Oh, that sounds painful.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  It's feels like someone's lighting a match to your tendon.

• 27:03Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  As it's going over the muscle.

• 27:05Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Oh, no, it's okay. I just made up my whole personality for like a month, but it's fine now.

• 27:09Speaker 04

  But also, because is this affecting your routine?

• 27:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:14Speaker 04

  Jake, you've been in the gym like nobody's business, brother.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. How do you know that?

• 27:20Speaker 04

  Jake, I follow you on Instagram, you dingus.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  I know.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  I have been in the gym, okay?

• 27:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, you have. How long has your fitness journey been going on now?

• 27:29Speaker 01

  Three years. And it's very humbling to see before and afters. So I was like, you know.

• 27:34Speaker 04

  Yeah. That's what it's all about.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  I was.

• 27:37Speaker 04

  Progress.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  I was in the gym.

• 27:39Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  And I was doing pull ups.

• 27:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  And my wrist hurt one morning and I knew I should have just like let it go. But I kept doing them.

• 27:48Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  And then I got like a massage on the wrist, which made it kind of worse. And then.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  The good old wrist massage.

• 27:55Speaker 01

  And then I, and then I started traveling. And then once I started traveling, it was, it was game over. I got a cortisone shot, traveled the next day, so the shot didn't do shit because like also, well, I went to the first doctor and the first doctor was like, here's your cortisone shot and here's steroids. And then I went to his second doctor and he was like, he gave you a shot in like the most random place of your arms. But he was really hot, the first one, so I wasn't complaining.

• 28:17Speaker 04

  Thank you, sir. May I have an honor?

• 28:18Speaker 01

  But now the cortisone shot is really working, so I'm going to start working out again tomorrow.

• 28:22Speaker 04

  Great.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  But I've been smoking a lot, so I'm really out of breath.

• 28:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 28:25Speaker 01

  And so it's gonna be hard to get back in there, but I'm gonna go back in.

• 28:28Speaker 04

  Okay, let's go back real quick and I'll tell you how I stopped full.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Yes, please, please.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  Smoking weed.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  Tell me what happened.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  So I don't know what happened because I had been smoking weed a lot, like pretty much daily for a very long time since like, you know, high school. And then at some point, I guess this was when I was. Twenty-three?

• 28:50Speaker 01

  Shit.

• 28:50Speaker 04

  No, no, no. It was later than that. It was around twenty-four, twenty-five.

• 28:54Speaker 01

  Okay, that's when I stopped.

• 28:55Speaker 04

  When every time, and this was like nightly, you know, because it's routine. Um, I would like, I would just freak out. I would like feel my bones in my body and like be like, you know, I would have the classic paranoia. It was like every single time and it was kind of like you where the first, you know, ten minutes was like, ooh wee, very exciting.

• 29:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:14Speaker 04

  And then the rest was like really kind of unbearable. So I couldn't do it anymore. On New Year's Eve, I smoked all the weed in the house altogether. Got really scared, really reminded myself why I'm not doing this anymore. And then for like a week, it was tough. Like at the end of the day, you know, when I'd done all my stuff, like not to spark up a joint.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  All you want to do is smoke.

• 29:34Speaker 04

  But it only took a week, maybe ten days.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  I know, I know.

• 29:37Speaker 04

  And you've done it before.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  I think I'm gonna stop when I go to Paris.

• 29:41Speaker 04

  Does getting high affect your dreams?

• 29:43Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't dream.

• 29:44Speaker 04

  Okay, see, this is it. When I was smoking weed, I never dreamed. And when I, like in your nine months, did you start dreaming more?

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I have the worst fucking dreams. I have dreams that my teeth are falling out. I have dreams that my bones are being pulled from me. Pretty sure Louise was pulling my bones once.

• 30:01Speaker 04

  Pulling your bones?

• 30:03Speaker 01

  Yes, I think you were.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  That's terrible.

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Yes, pulling them apart.

• 30:08Speaker 04

  Do you have any good dreams?

• 30:10Speaker 01

  What?

• 30:10Speaker 04

  Do you have any good dreams, fun dreams?

• 30:12Speaker 01

  I never have a good dream.

• 30:16Speaker 01

  Louise, do you hear that? Do you hear that?

• 30:18Speaker 05

  I hear it, I hear it.

• 30:20Speaker 01

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• 31:13Speaker 01

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• 32:41Speaker 01

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• 33:25Speaker 01

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• 33:36Speaker 01

  What are you watching on TV right now?

• 33:39Speaker 04

  I don't really watch a lot of TV.

• 33:42Speaker 04

  I really don't. When I'm at home, I like, I don't ever have the TV on.

• 33:46Speaker 01

  You gotta turn it on.

• 33:47Speaker 04

  What do I watch?

• 33:48Speaker 01

  Widows Bay.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Oh, I heard this was good.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  It's fucking fantastic.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Fantastic.

• 33:54Speaker 04

  Hell, yeah.

• 33:55Speaker 01

  It's the best show on television.

• 33:56Speaker 04

  Whoa!

• 33:57Speaker 01

  It's the best show on television.

• 33:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 33:58Speaker 01

  It's funny, it's scary, it's with Matthew Reese.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 34:01Speaker 01

  Who's just to die for.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Have you ever seen Homeland?

• 34:04Speaker 04

  Nope. There's a couple of shows that I really like, but they only come out every so often.

• 34:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 34:09Speaker 04

  The Severance is...

• 34:11Speaker 01

  Oh, if you love Severance, then you need to watch Widows Bay.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 34:14Speaker 01

  It's like the same type of spooky, funny vibe.

• 34:16Speaker 04

  Okay, great, great, great.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  And it's both on Apple TV Plus.

• 34:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:20Speaker 01

  What type of show do you like? Cause I'll give you a show to watch right now.

• 34:23Speaker 04

  I like a really hard comedy, jokes per minute, 30-minute episodic comedy.

• 34:28Speaker 01

  Oh, you should watch Hacks.

• 34:30Speaker 04

  I haven't seen Hacks.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  You should watch Hacks.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 34:31Speaker 01

  Hacks is like one of the funniest shows on television.

• 34:33Speaker 04

  Okay, yes.

• 34:34Speaker 01

  Watch Hacks. What, have you seen Girls?

• 34:36Speaker 04

  I've seen some of Girls.

• 34:37Speaker 01

  Okay, well, you have to watch the whole thing of Girls.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  Yes, I do. Yeah, yeah.

• 34:39Speaker 01

  I think that's about it for me.

• 34:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then I like a big, heady drama.

• 34:44Speaker 01

  Like drama in what sense? Like supernatural?

• 34:47Speaker 04

  No, um, well, I guess like, like an Adam McKay, like kind of like, like Severance being a good example, or like, um, Mad Men, or like, like a intellectual drama.

• 34:59Speaker 01

  Really?

• 34:59Speaker 04

  Yeah. I think, um, you should, it's great.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Apparently, it's amazing.

• 35:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:04Speaker 01

  People love it.

• 35:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:05Speaker 01

  I just never got it.

• 35:08Speaker 04

  Did you try? Did you try it and didn't get it?

• 35:11Speaker 01

  I tried episode one, and I said, okay. My parents were like, well, you have to go to bed, we need to watch Mad Men. And I was like, what are you waiting? Like, what's going on? It's so, cause every episode I would watch was so like melancholy and like solemn. And I'm like, where's the, there's nothing exciting happening.

• 35:28Speaker 04

  Or have you seen like, have you seen Breaking Bad?

• 35:30Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, and did you see Better Call Saul?

• 35:33Speaker 01

  No, and I've heard it's better.

• 35:34Speaker 04

  It's, it's just as good, if not better.

• 35:36Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 35:37Speaker 04

  It's fucking incredible.

• 35:38Speaker 01

  Why? Tell me why.

• 35:40Speaker 04

  Um, well, so Bob Odenkirk, I mean, you love him in that role.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  Love.

• 35:44Speaker 04

  In Breaking Bad.

• 35:45Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 35:46Speaker 04

  Um, he went to my high school, by the way.

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Okay, he's Saul.

• 35:49Speaker 04

  He's Saul, all day, every day, baby.

• 35:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:51Speaker 04

  And, uh, Racy Horn is phenomenal in it. And, I mean, all the performances are great. But it tells the story of Saul kind of backwards. It starts way before you meet him in Breaking Bad. And so, like, his name isn't Saul Goodman when you meet him.

• 36:08Speaker 01

  What?

• 36:08Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no, no, no. He's.

• 36:10Speaker 01

  Fake name?

• 36:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's, he's got a lot going on before he gets to the point where you meet him in Breaking Bad. And so it's all of that. And it's phenomenally, I mean, it's Vince Gilligan, too. It's so well-written.

• 36:21Speaker 01

  So what type of music do you listen to?

• 36:23Speaker 04

  All kinds of music.

• 36:24Speaker 01

  Tell me, are you Spotify or Apple Music?

• 36:27Speaker 04

  Oh, Spotify.

• 36:28Speaker 01

  Right?

• 36:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:29Speaker 01

  I never understood Apple Music.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  Well, I got Spotify, like, when there was, like, a student discount back in the day.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  I got it in 2013.

• 36:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, probably right around then.

• 36:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:39Speaker 04

  Um, I'm a Spotify guy. I listen to everything. I listen to all sorts of stuff all the time.

• 36:44Speaker 01

  What are you listening to right now?

• 36:45Speaker 04

  I'm listening to a new artist that I just can't get enough of. Um, their name is, uh, Blue Brigada.

• 36:50Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 36:51Speaker 04

  These two fellows from New Zealand that are now out of New York. And they just make some, like, really fucking solid alternative rock jams.

• 37:00Speaker 01

  Like melodic?

• 37:02Speaker 04

  Some stuff, yeah, some stuff. But it's like, it's just like good, like, it's just solid alt-rock.

• 37:09Speaker 01

  What else would you consider alt-rock?

• 37:12Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 37:12Speaker 01

  Like Vampire Weekend wouldn't be considered alt-rock?

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Oh, then I would like them.

• 37:16Speaker 04

  I love, do you like Vampire Weekend?

• 37:18Speaker 01

  I love Vampire Weekend.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  One of the best days of live, live music I've ever seen.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous. I'm so jealous.

• 37:25Speaker 04

  Just hear me out.

• 37:26Speaker 01

  I'm hearing you out.

• 37:28Speaker 04

  It was at La Palooza in Chicago.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  Of course it was.

• 37:31Speaker 04

  And it was a full day. We spent the whole day at the stage, didn't leave to pee or anything. And the first up, the first act up was Vampire Weekend. And then Two Door Cinema Club, and then Phoenix headlined, all on the same stage. And by the end of the day, we were, like, right up front for Phoenix. And it was one of the greatest concert experiences I've ever had. Are you fans of the other, those other two bands, too?

• 37:53Speaker 01

  Yes. What, what is Two Door Cinema Club saying that I just love?

• 37:57Speaker 04

  I can't tell, it's what you know.

• 38:00Speaker 01

  Yes! Love that song. I love that song. How was it live?

• 38:05Speaker 04

  It was amazing. I mean, all of it was great.

• 38:07Speaker 01

  Vampire Weekend?

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Did they, they do it for me every time.

• 38:13Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  Do you, what's your favorite album?

• 38:15Speaker 04

  I should know the names. Cape Cod, Quasimbo, is that the name of the song?

• 38:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, Cape Cod, Quasimbo, that's off their first or second.

• 38:21Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 01

  Their, I think it's their third album, Modern Vampires of the City or whatever.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  Changed my life.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're incredible.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  Changed my life. That's, do you know the song Step?

• 38:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, of course. I know their whole.

• 38:32Speaker 01

  Did they do that at La Palooza?

• 38:34Speaker 04

  I don't recall. This would have been like over 10 years ago.

• 38:36Speaker 01

  Oh, so maybe no. But Step is one of my favorite songs of all time. I actually just kind of had.

• 38:40Speaker 04

  It's a good, it's a great song.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I just had a similar out of body experience at a concert. I saw The Strokes.

• 38:45Speaker 04

  Nice. Um, I've seen The Strokes as well.

• 38:48Speaker 01

  They're amazing.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  Also at La Palooza, um, and they're fantastic. They have new stuff out, I think.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  They do, and it's really good.

• 38:54Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 38:55Speaker 01

  So fucking good.

• 38:57Speaker 04

  Does Spotify, are there a couple of songs on Spotify that Spotify just like, is like, this is your favorite song? And I'm gonna put it on every single playlist that you make. Every time you hit go to radio, it's like, here's this song again, here's this song again. Does that happen to you?

• 39:12Speaker 01

  No, because I'm a, I'm a cueer.

• 39:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 39:15Speaker 01

  So I'll always cue, but if it, if it go, and if it goes to like, no, and I haven't honestly, are you talking about the stuff that they'll like always autoplay?

• 39:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's just like.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  What's yours?

• 39:26Speaker 04

  Like, one of mine is The Adults Are Talking.

• 39:28Speaker 01

  Best.

• 39:29Speaker 04

  Which I love, I love, but honestly, like Spotify plays it for me every single day.

• 39:33Speaker 01

  Well, cause they know you.

• 39:35Speaker 04

  They, but it's almost like, don't, but instead of knowing me so well, try to get to know me, you know, like, ask me some questions.

• 39:43Speaker 01

  Right, ask quest, well, I think their version of asking questions is the songs you add to the playlists.

• 39:47Speaker 04

  Right.

• 39:48Speaker 01

  In general.

• 39:49Speaker 04

  And I'm a bad playlist maker.

• 39:51Speaker 01

  I, okay, so I only have one playlist every year, and it's the year that I am. So, right now I'm 26, so my playlist is called 26.

• 40:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 40:00Speaker 01

  I'll send it to you after this.

• 40:01Speaker 04

  I can't wait to listen to like seven.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  It's just all of the, it's like my musical diary. So I've done it since I was 18.

• 40:09Speaker 04

  That's really cool.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please send it to me.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  I will. But the 18 one, it went from 18 to 22 because I was at college, so I just called it USC.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  Word.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  And I remember exactly where I was for each, most, most of, like, 20% of the songs.

• 40:24Speaker 04

  Do they end up being huge playlists, or are you pretty particular about what you keep on there?

• 40:27Speaker 01

  The USC one is like. At least over a thousand songs.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Holy fuck.

• 40:32Speaker 01

  Because it was over four years.

• 40:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, oh, okay, okay.

• 40:35Speaker 01

  But then I had twenty-three, twenty-four, twenty-five, and twenty-six.

• 40:38Speaker 04

  What years, when were you in college?

• 40:41Speaker 01

  I was in college from eighteen to twenty-two. Oh, what year?

• 40:46Speaker 04

  Oh, so you went after high school?

• 40:48Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Until you graduated.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Um, I was in college from twenty-

• 40:57Speaker 01

  I was in college from twenty-eighteen to twenty-twenty-two.

• 41:00Speaker 04

  Right, which by the way-

• 41:01Speaker 01

  Which is why I got confused because I was eighteen in twenty-eighteen, please.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  You were born in the year two thousand.

• 41:07Speaker 01

  I was born in nineteen ninety-nine.

• 41:08Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 41:09Speaker 01

  At the very end.

• 41:10Speaker 04

  Tail end, huh?

• 41:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  Man, wouldn't that have sucked if the world did end and you were just like a couple of weeks old?

• 41:16Speaker 01

  No, it would have been amazing because I wouldn't have known what was happening.

• 41:18Speaker 04

  True, you wouldn't have felt anything.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  I would have been like, oh, I just died.

• 41:21Speaker 04

  You'd still be wailing and then-

• 41:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I would have just died. Are you scared of death?

• 41:25Speaker 04

  Honestly, um, I, I've been scared of death more, in a good way, I think.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  So-

• 41:32Speaker 04

  I've been thinking about it kind of a lot in the last, I don't know, chapter.

• 41:36Speaker 01

  Really?

• 41:36Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, it's come back. I grew up really Catholic, so that was always, I was super fearful of hell.

• 41:42Speaker 01

  Are you still Cath- are you still Catholic?

• 41:44Speaker 04

  I don't, I'm not practicing.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  Okay, you're not practicing, but like, do you like believe in a God?

• 41:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, I believe in a Creator, yeah, but I'm, I'm not, I don't, I don't pray or-

• 41:51Speaker 01

  That's how I feel as well.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 41:52Speaker 01

  But I never like practiced anything, I'm just like, I know there's some shit up there.

• 41:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, no doubt.

• 41:56Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 41:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's gotta be.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  There has to be.

• 41:58Speaker 04

  Too much shit happened for us to hear for-

• 42:00Speaker 01

  And that's fine.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 42:02Speaker 01

  Why, why are you scared of death?

• 42:04Speaker 04

  Well, just the permanence, I think.

• 42:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, that is it.

• 42:08Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, well, the presumed permanence, permanence, you know?

• 42:10Speaker 01

  It is permanent.

• 42:11Speaker 04

  We don't know, though, you know, it could be-

• 42:13Speaker 01

  I, do you believe in reincarnation?

• 42:16Speaker 04

  I, listen, um, I would love, I, I don't, I don't know, but hell, yeah, I want to be an animal.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  I don't.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  You know what's fun to think about? What animal would you be, though?

• 42:28Speaker 01

  I wouldn't. I want, I want to-

• 42:30Speaker 04

  You could have already been and not even know.

• 42:31Speaker 01

  Be reincarnated as a supermodel. Girl.

• 42:35Speaker 04

  Human.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  I want to be reincarnated as a supermodel. Really badly. And I want to like, literally like, be like, oh my god, you are like, in my new life, like, just like, you are so pretty, like, do you want to be a model? And I'd be like, oh my god, sure. And then, you know, everything just happens after that.

• 42:52Speaker 04

  You want to be reincarnated to an existing, living person?

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Did you go to college?

• 43:00Speaker 04

  Uh, very briefly, I went for one year.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  Where?

• 43:02Speaker 04

  University of Illinois.

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Right.

• 43:04Speaker 04

  Yeah, Urbana-Champaign. I, um, in some ways, yes, and in some ways, no.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  Got it.

• 43:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 43:11Speaker 01

  Why'd you drop out?

• 43:12Speaker 04

  Uh, I did not want to go to college.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  I get that.

• 43:15Speaker 04

  I was a business student, I was like a finance major. Uh, and I wanted to be a filmmaker, so I got the fuck out of there.

• 43:21Speaker 01

  And you just took off and moved to LA?

• 43:23Speaker 04

  Um, almost, you know, I like moved to the city, I moved to Chicago, um, for like a year and a half. And I was modeling then to pay the bills and support myself. And then I got an agent in Chicago and a manager out in LA, so then I moved to LA.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  Tell me about the audition process for Off Campus. Like, what did that look like?

• 43:42Speaker 04

  It was different for, I think all of us kind of had a different experience doing it. Um, I, I didn't audition as Garrett until the very last day of auditions. Um, I, I had met with our showrunners, Luisa and Gina, we zoomed. Um, and they kind of pitched me the season one arc and the character. Uh, we, I had questions for them about their project and we talked about it. Um, and so then they did a chemistry read where there were 28 actors. They cast all six or seven leads in the same day. So a lot of people there were going out for a couple of characters. Um, you know, each role had like four, five actors that were there going out for it, it was crazy. But that was my first part of the audition and it was the last part of the process, so,

• 44:27Speaker 04

  um, I was there until the bitter end. I had to stay and like, do stuff by myself so they could have tape of me, um, because I hadn't submitted anything yet.

• 44:35Speaker 01

  Oh, so it was like The Hunger Games?

• 44:37Speaker 04

  It was just like The Hunger Games and when somebody was sent home, there was a big gong.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:42Speaker 04

  Yeah. It was a crazy day. I've never, I've done, you know, I've gotten to the end of audition processes like that before, but that was like, there were so many people in one of those buildings on the brea with no windows and just like, you know, bad lighting and we were there. I was there for like probably 12 hours.

• 45:01Speaker 01

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• 46:25Speaker 01

  Do you like to party?

• 46:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  I love to party.

• 46:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love to party. We like to party.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  I love to party.

• 46:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, we like to party.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  What's your drink of choice?

• 46:33Speaker 04

  Well, it kind of depends. I'm like, is tonight a tequila night or a whiskey night? And so like, I had a couple of tequila nights lately. Well, I've been in town here.

• 46:44Speaker 01

  Well, I'm a child, so I drink vodka.

• 46:46Speaker 04

  Oh, Jake.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  I know.

• 46:48Speaker 04

  With lemonade or cranberry?

• 46:50Speaker 01

  Yes. I do vodka cranberries, vodka lemonades, vodka, okay. And then if I'm like, you know, I'm like, I'm like, you guys, I'm on a diet. I'll get a vodka soda with a splash of cranberry.

• 47:01Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:01Speaker 01

  And then I'll get, well, my ultimate drink, my favorite drink of all time is vodka Red Bull.

• 47:09Speaker 04

  Yeah. And were you just fucking slugging those at USC?

• 47:12Speaker 01

  No, I was slugging AMFs. So do you not, do you know what, can I tell you what an AMF is?

• 47:19Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  It's called an Adios, motherfucker.

• 47:21Speaker 04

  Oh, okay.

• 47:22Speaker 01

  I don't know what's in them, but they were blue. Had you ever drank an AMF? What? What was your drink? Like ranch water?

• 47:33Speaker 05

  Um, I don't know what I would drink.

• 47:35Speaker 04

  What? It was like.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  No, I did AMFs.

• 47:37Speaker 04

  Whiskey cokes and stuff for me.

• 47:39Speaker 01

  You never did like a Long Island iced tea?

• 47:41Speaker 04

  No, I, I, I did.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  I broke my wrist on a Long Island iced tea.

• 47:45Speaker 04

  Maybe that's, is that the impetus of this injury?

• 47:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:48Speaker 04

  On, on a Long Island iced tea?

• 47:51Speaker 01

  I drank like, I was in high school. I drank a bunch of Long Island iced teas at this place.

• 47:54Speaker 04

  You were on a Long Island iced tea?

• 47:55Speaker 01

  I was, yeah.

• 47:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  And I went on my friend's shoulders in the street and fell and broke my wrist. And they were like, you're fine. And this lady walked by us and was like, are you okay? Your wrist is bruised and swollen and big. And then I, I got in the car cab and we, we drove to the hospital and then my friends left me. And then my parents met me and my mom was like, oh my God, are you okay? And I was like, I'm drunk and she, I've never in my life seen her so mad at, ever in my entire life. Cause she thought someone was gonna call social services. Because they would think that she gave me the alcohol and they had to give me like, um, morphine for the pain. But I had to tell them I was drunk.

• 48:35Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 48:36Speaker 01

  And then I threw up all over the doctor.

• 48:39Speaker 04

  Did you really?

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Yeah. He snapped my bone back in the place and I went, bleh. And I threw up all over the doctor.

• 48:43Speaker 04

  Was he hot or no?

• 48:46Speaker 01

  You know, actually, he was bad looking.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Okay. It's kind of makes it worse.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:53Speaker 01

  I don't think he was bad looking, but bone shit bugs me the fuck out. I can do needles. I'm actually so good with needles.

• 48:59Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  Really?

• 49:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  Do you get IVs a lot?

• 49:02Speaker 04

  No. I mean, I, I'll, I, I give blood once in a while and then I get, you know, like, you know, I have a physical every year. Yeah. That's needles.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  You give blood for like the greater good?

• 49:13Speaker 04

  Sometimes.

• 49:14Speaker 01

  Just like you wake up, you're like, I want to give blood today.

• 49:18Speaker 04

  I've been, I've been, I've been making blood all the time, too.

• 49:21Speaker 01

  Oh, what?

• 49:24Speaker 01

  What do you mean you be making blood?

• 49:25Speaker 04

  We're like currently in the throes of making a bunch of blood.

• 49:28Speaker 01

  Right now.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  As we sit here speaking to each other, yeah. Have you broken bones besides your wrist?

• 49:32Speaker 01

  Just my wrist.

• 49:33Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 49:34Speaker 01

  Have you broken bones?

• 49:35Speaker 04

  I've broken a lot of bones, yeah.

• 49:36Speaker 01

  What bones?

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Both of my clavicles.

• 49:38Speaker 01

  What's a clavicle?

• 49:39Speaker 04

  The collarbone.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  Is that why he calls it clavicular?

• 49:42Speaker 04

  I think so, right?

• 49:44Speaker 01

  Right?

• 49:45Speaker 04

  Yeah. But like, the clavicle isn't the most like, why?

• 49:48Speaker 01

  Wait, you broke both of your collarbones? Doing what, D A?

• 49:52Speaker 04

  Separately, no, playing, um, playing football, I broke.

• 49:56Speaker 01

  Oh, it makes me feel sick.

• 49:57Speaker 04

  I broke this left one off at the sternum here, like basically right there. And then, um, I broke this one off at the shoulder a couple of years later during the pandemic. I was really drunk and I was on a kayak.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:12Speaker 04

  I've also broken both of my ankles and

• 50:15Speaker 01

  How?

• 50:15Speaker 04

  A couple of fingers. I played a lot of sports.

• 50:17Speaker 01

  What sport was your favorite?

• 50:19Speaker 04

  Wrestling.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  You wrestled?

• 50:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, I wrestled. I didn't make the basketball team in eighth grade.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:25Speaker 04

  And I really wanted to make the basketball team because basketball's cool. And I didn't really know anything about wrestling.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  It's cool.

• 50:31Speaker 04

  But, um, I got cut from like the B team basketball team in eighth grade. So I was like, fuck it. The only other sport in the winter is wrestling. And then I wrestled and I won conference that year and I was like, oh, maybe I'm good at this. And I was

• 50:43Speaker 01

  How do you win wrestling?

• 50:44Speaker 04

  You just beat everybody.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  But like, what do you? I don't understand, like, what do you?

• 50:49Speaker 04

  So there's two ways to win in wrestling. You have a team and like each guy wrestles at a different weight class. For like in high school, it's

• 50:56Speaker 01

  Oh, see, I could never. What? Because they weigh you in, they weigh you in front of everyone, huh?

• 51:00Speaker 04

  They be weighing you all the time.

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Uh-uh.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:03Speaker 01

  I, I weigh in private.

• 51:04Speaker 04

  In your boxers, you get all the guys like from your team and the other team. And you're in the locker room and you like stand next to the guy you're gonna go wrestle in an hour. And he like, he's in his underwear and you're in your underwear and like you both weigh the exact same amount. And then you go, you get out there and you eat like a little bar or like, you know, you have a snack because you're so, so hungry. And then you go leave it all out there on the mat, man.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  But how do you win?

• 51:25Speaker 04

  You, uh, you either win by points or you can pin somebody.

• 51:28Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Pin them on their back where they can't, it can't get up.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  Was it fun for you?

• 51:32Speaker 04

  I loved it. Yeah. I was like an angry kid. So football and wrestling, I got to get, I like.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  You were an angry kid?

• 51:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  Wait, why?

• 51:40Speaker 04

  I was pissed off, man.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  At what?

• 51:42Speaker 04

  I just kinda everything. I like, my mom kept journals from like when we were born until like we were tots. Like she, like, like for the first like two years of our lives. And there are entries. She's like, you're 11 months old. Every time we tell you no, you laugh at us. She would like, she'd be like, dear little devil. And I'm like, not even a year old yet.

• 52:00Speaker 01

  When's your birthday?

• 52:01Speaker 04

  Uh, same as my mom's actually. It's February 28th.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Pisces.

• 52:05Speaker 04

  I'm a Pisces.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  I love Pisces.

• 52:07Speaker 04

  Me too. Uh, yeah.

• 52:09Speaker 01

  But Pisces do, my best friend is a Pisces and she gets angry too.

• 52:13Speaker 04

  Yeah. I've, I've grown up quite a bit.

• 52:15Speaker 01

  But it's, it's like righteous anger. You're angry for good reason.

• 52:18Speaker 04

  I was just curious, I think was the thing. It was like, if you told me no, I just wanted to know why. And if I couldn't know why.

• 52:25Speaker 01

  That's like her.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  Then I couldn't understand.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then you just say, like, what the fuck?

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Yeah. And then I'd just get angry.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  Were you good at math?

• 52:31Speaker 04

  Very good at math.

• 52:33Speaker 01

  I loved math too.

• 52:34Speaker 04

  Nice.

• 52:35Speaker 01

  What was your favorite?

• 52:36Speaker 04

  Um, I love geometry. That was my favorite.

• 52:39Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. That was my least favorite.

• 52:41Speaker 04

  See, it's pretty polarizing.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  My favorite was pre calc.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  Yeah. Pre calc's fun too.

• 52:46Speaker 01

  I just thought it was like a puzzle. And once I could figure it out, it was just so rewarding to like do.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  But I'm not the type of person that would be good at it. So the fact that I got myself to be good at it.

• 52:56Speaker 04

  That's cool.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  I was like, wait, I'm kinda her.

• 52:58Speaker 04

  Did you take math like all through college?

• 53:00Speaker 01

  No.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  No, fuck that, right?

• 53:02Speaker 01

  No. I stopped with calculus in my senior year and I thought calculus was just so boring.

• 53:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, I get that. I was a math, I'm still like, I guess I haven't in a while, but during the strikes, I was a math tutor for like some kids, which was really fun.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  You're lying.

• 53:16Speaker 04

  No, I was a tutor when I was a little kid. I used to tutor like the other kids down the street that were a couple of years younger than me.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  How, how old were the kids that you were tutoring?

• 53:25Speaker 04

  Like recently?

• 53:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:27Speaker 04

  Uh, middle school age, or like end of elementary.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  Oh my god, did they just love you so much and did you guys have the best time?

• 53:32Speaker 04

  We had so much fun. Yeah, I mean, like, half of it was like, we would hang out and the other half was be like, dude, you gotta figure out how to do this.

• 53:38Speaker 01

  It's funny you mention that, cuz I was thinking about my babysitting days cuz I used to babysit.

• 53:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  One time, I was babysitting this kid and he started crying and shit his pants, so I called his parents to come home and they got really angry at me. And at the time, I was like, why are you so angry at me? But now, looking back at it, I'm like, well, of course, they're angry at me. They hired me to take care of their kid.

• 53:55Speaker 04

  Right, he's got shit in his pants.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  And the second something bad happens, I called them to come home. Can you imagine?

• 53:59Speaker 04

  How old was he?

• 54:00Speaker 05

  And it's like, something bad happened and it's just, he just went to the bathroom.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, like I, and I was like, stop crying, stop crying. Oh my, it was so bad, it was so bad, it was so bad. It was like, the worst night of my life. The money was not worth it.

• 54:10Speaker 04

  I'm so sorry.

• 54:11Speaker 01

  But babysitting is the easiest way to make money.

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Yes. And I needed to make money cuz there was nothing going on during the strikes.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Nothing.

• 54:18Speaker 04

  And I love kids, you know?

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Do you want kids?

• 54:21Speaker 04

  Totally, yeah, I can't wait to be a dad.

• 54:22Speaker 01

  How many?

• 54:24Speaker 04

  I would like, I'm from a family of three. Both of my parents are family of three kids. I like three kids.

• 54:31Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm not like, dying on that hill.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  I want two.

• 54:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  Theo and Annabelle. Theo's older, Annabelle's younger. Um.

• 54:40Speaker 04

  Great. By the way, those are actually great names.

• 54:43Speaker 01

  Thank you so much.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  I'm so ready to tell people when they have stupid name ideas, but I respect it. Yeah, those are cute.

• 54:47Speaker 01

  Thank you so much. Theodore, and then Annabelle, Annabie for short, Theo for short. It was my best friend growing up, well, one of my best friends growing up was named Annabelle, and people would call her Annabie, and I thought it was so chic.

• 54:57Speaker 04

  That's cute.

• 54:58Speaker 01

  But people, my friend this weekend was like, I actually only see you with one kid, and I think you're a boy dad. And I think it's just Theo.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Oh, I could really see that.

• 55:06Speaker 01

  And, do you know I'm recently a godfather?

• 55:08Speaker 04

  Oh, congratulations!

• 55:09Speaker 01

  Thank you so much.

• 55:10Speaker 04

  Oh, that's exciting.

• 55:11Speaker 01

  And I just bought a shirt at a vintage store that says godfather, and then on the back, it says Jeff.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  I don't know who Jeff is, but.

• 55:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, but congratulations to Jeff, who's also a godfather.

• 55:20Speaker 01

  Congratulations to me!

• 55:21Speaker 04

  And to you as well.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  For being the godfather.

• 55:23Speaker 04

  Of course.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  I'm so excited about it.

• 55:25Speaker 04

  That's really cool. I want to be a godfather.

• 55:27Speaker 01

  I know!

• 55:28Speaker 04

  Do you have godparents?

• 55:29Speaker 01

  No.

• 55:29Speaker 04

  I do. It's my aunt and my uncle.

• 55:31Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  This is great. I feel like I could talk to you all day.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  What?

• 55:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 55:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. Quit fucking screaming at me.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 55:40Speaker 01

  What's your like favorite thing to do after a long day at set? Like, do you all hang out?

• 55:44Speaker 04

  Uh, yeah, we hang out all the time.

• 55:46Speaker 01

  Really?

• 55:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, last year it was a lot of what we called Belmont's House, where I would have everybody over and we would do costume parties.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  That's sweet.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Everybody's a little busier this summer, so we haven't even done a Belmont's House yet, but I'll have the party fill invite out soon for it. Um, but yeah, we hang. A lot of times we go to the park or now we go for drives. A lot more one-on-ones this year.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  I was about to say, does it feel different filming season two with more eyeballs on it?

• 56:11Speaker 04

  No, and what's nice is that, uh, like, whatever the magic of making season one was, is still very much alive. It's all the same crew. It kind of just feels like we went home and we just like, didn't like really skip a beat. It feels like we were just right back. Um, I think in our personal lives, like, we are very aware of the eyeballs, but in the work of acting and performing and like working on this show, it's all the same.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Got it.

• 56:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Got it. You just don't get to have as much.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, but we're all a little busier now, you know? Like, it's given us some opportunities and like we'll travel a bit more. So what's really nice so far about season two is like I'll pick up Steven and we'll go for a drive and get coffee. Or like, you know, like, um, Ella and I will do the same, or Jalen and I will go play catch at the park. It's, it's nice. Yeah.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  And you film in Toronto?

• 56:57Speaker 04

  Uh, Vancouver.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  Vancouver, so sorry.

• 56:59Speaker 04

  It's beautiful in the summer there. Oh, my God.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  What's it like?

• 57:02Speaker 04

  It's gorgeous. There's mountains all over and the ocean right there.

• 57:05Speaker 01

  And it's warm?

• 57:06Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's, it's warm. It's really warm in the summer and it's really nice. It rains all the rest of the year, except for the summer months when we shoot, which is, you know, that's nice.

• 57:15Speaker 01

  And how's the food?

• 57:16Speaker 04

  It's great. Uh, Vancouver's a real melting pot of cultures. There's people from all over.

• 57:20Speaker 01

  I've been to Vancouver in the summer, actually, the more that I think about it now.

• 57:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, I bet you have.

• 57:24Speaker 01

  I have, and we had a phenomenal, phenomenal meal.

• 57:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:28Speaker 01

  At some, was it sushi? Was it sushi? That was one of the best meals of my entire life.

• 57:33Speaker 04

  Fuck yeah. There's great sushi.

• 57:35Speaker 01

  Love Vancouver. The shopping is great, too. I bought a great pair of swim trunks there.

• 57:38Speaker 04

  Holy shit.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, that I wear every day. They look good on me, even if I'm fat.

• 57:43Speaker 04

  What's the inseam on those puppies?

• 57:45Speaker 01

  Hmm, they go to here.

• 57:48Speaker 04

  Oh, so like seven?

• 57:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wear seven. And everyone's like, you should wear shorter.

• 57:53Speaker 04

  You like a long swim trunk?

• 57:54Speaker 01

  I do. I'm really insecure about my thighs.

• 57:57Speaker 04

  Okay. Get a thigh tat.

• 58:03Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 58:03Speaker 04

  Right?

• 58:04Speaker 01

  I wanted to get one so bad and everyone was like, you can't do that. Do you have a thigh tat?

• 58:07Speaker 04

  I do have a thigh tat.

• 58:08Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 58:09Speaker 04

  It's, um, do you know the band The National at all?

• 58:11Speaker 01

  Yes!

• 58:12Speaker 04

  One of my favorite bands. There's a song called Graceless by them.

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Hey.

• 58:16Speaker 04

  And the bridge is a lyric that says, there's a science to walking through windows without you. It's my favorite song. It's kind of hard to explain.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 58:25Speaker 04

  This is an image of like what those, it's like a visual representation of those lyrics. It's here. I'd have to take my pants off to show you, but it's cool.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Right.

• 58:32Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  Okay, I think I'm gonna get a thigh tat.

• 58:34Speaker 04

  You really should.

• 58:35Speaker 01

  I'm gonna do it.

• 58:35Speaker 04

  I mean, thigh tat's a great way to start inching back those

• 58:38Speaker 01

  I'm gonna do it.

• 58:39Speaker 04

  trunks and feel good about it.

• 58:40Speaker 01

  I'm gonna get a thigh tat.

• 58:41Speaker 04

  Hell yeah. Do you have other tattoos?

• 58:42Speaker 01

  No, I've never gotten a tattoo.

• 58:44Speaker 04

  Thigh's a good place to start.

• 58:44Speaker 01

  Okay, what should I get?

• 58:46Speaker 04

  Um, well, I mean, it's crazy you don't have an octopus tattoo.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, it just feels like too, like, too much.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 58:53Speaker 01

  Maybe I get, I see the issue with the tat for me is that I'm inherently trying to be cool. So I, if I'm getting a tattoo, it really needs to ring true to who I am.

• 59:05Speaker 04

  Okay, okay.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  Like, it really needs to ring true to who I am. It can't just be like a number or like, like my favorite stroke song, cause then, you know, like, it's like, you're just trying to be cool.

• 59:17Speaker 04

  But that would, sounds like it would ring true to who you are.

• 59:20Speaker 01

  I guess. Maybe, maybe I'll get the street I grew up on.

• 59:24Speaker 04

  The?

• 59:24Speaker 01

  181st.

• 59:26Speaker 04

  Oh, you get the, like, the address?

• 59:27Speaker 01

  I'll just get 181.

• 59:28Speaker 04

  Oh, that's cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a good way to start.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  But like, that, like, the ones would look weird on a thigh, no?

• 59:34Speaker 04

  No.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 59:36Speaker 04

  181?

• 59:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:37Speaker 04

  It's kind of cool. It's symmetrical.

• 59:39Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 59:39Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was good. You could either do that on your thigh or on an arc, kind of like,

• 59:42Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 59:43Speaker 04

  Like, you, you know, you see when people get like numbers on an arc, kind of like along the sternum? That would make you look so fucking tough.

• 59:51Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm gonna get a thigh tat!

• 59:52Speaker 04

  You should.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry.

• 59:53Speaker 04

  You should.

• 59:53Speaker 01

  Okay. I'm gonna get a thigh tat.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Okay, let's go right after this.

• 59:57Speaker 01

  Okay, I would.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  No, same. I don't have shit going on.

• 1:00:01Speaker 01

  Should we go get thigh tats?

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  I have a good artist.

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  Should I?

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  I, I'm not even kidding with you. Should we go get thigh tats?

• 1:00:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I have an open thigh.

• 1:00:12Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:00:13Speaker 01

  Okay, let's go, let's go get Thai tats.

• 1:00:14Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:00:16Speaker 01

  My mom is going to kill me.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  Okay, but if we go get Thai tats, we also have to go get short swim trunks.

• 1:00:24Speaker 01

  Yes. Okay, I, let's get Thai tats.

• 1:00:26Speaker 04

  All right, I'll look into it. We could also just, I mean, we could just go somewhere and no.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  No, no, no, I want a good, I want a good artist.

• 1:00:32Speaker 04

  We want good stuff. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  My memory is non-existent at this point. Same. I cannot for the life of me remember anything about anything. I will even reconnect with old town friends and completely forget about them, their names, etc. All I remember is that this is a person I've met and they proceeded to tell me that we used to hang out all the time. I'm actually getting scared. What is wrong with me? Well, a recent study just came out that dementia can start in your 30s, so I would definitely check there first.

• 1:00:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, and look out for, I guess, aluminum.

• 1:01:01Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:01:01Speaker 04

  Right?

• 1:01:02Speaker 01

  What? Wait, what?

• 1:01:04Speaker 04

  Don't they say that like aluminum in antiperspirants and like deodorant and stuff will give you Alzheimer's?

• 1:01:10Speaker 01

  What? I can't. Everything gives you Alzheimer's. Benadryl gives you Alzheimer's.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  Does it?

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  A deodorant gives you Alzheimer's.

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  I know.

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Weed gives you Alzheimer's.

• 1:01:19Speaker 04

  I think you're just meant to read or like write or maybe like.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  You have to like use your brain.

• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  Oh, it must be the phone. It must be the phone.

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think so too.

• 1:01:31Speaker 01

  I'm so excited to get Thai tats.

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  Me too. Should get a phone.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  Oh, my God. Oh, my, see Nolan, like sometimes you really just pick the perfect ones.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  Oh, hell, yeah.

• 1:01:40Speaker 01

  And it's, he doesn't know. And it's just like, he just, it's fate with you. Kismet.

• 1:01:46Speaker 04

  It is.

• 1:01:47Speaker 01

  I've been smoking for two years now. I'm try, oh, so my advice for that other person is maybe go to a doctor. And read and like pray and move your brain.

• 1:01:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, just take notes, maybe.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  I've been smoking for two years now. I'm trying to be better for both my mental and physical health, but I genuinely can't quit. Every night when the clock strikes 9pm, I feel like I have to smoke. I've even gone as far as throwing all of my weed away and later found myself digging through the garbage. I did that the other week. Deep down, I know I should quit, but TBH, I love it. Help. This is for you, not me, because I'm in the throes of it.

• 1:02:17Speaker 04

  I've been through exactly this thing. You gotta replace a vice with a vice. You gotta do something else. A lot of times a healthy vice is a good alternative, but for me, it was like, okay. If I'm fucking up my lungs because I'm smoking weed every single day, I'm gonna target the lungs to be the point of change. So I started doing cardio, which I hated doing. I did not want to do cardio. But then when I went and did cardio and I got done and I like my lungs fucking hurt, I was like, okay, well, you know, next time when I do this, they won't hurt as bad.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Because I've stopped smoking.

• 1:02:47Speaker 04

  Because I've stopped smoking. So like, go use your lungs as a reminder that like, that's what they're for.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  That honestly might have been some of the best advice we've ever gotten on this podcast. Literally ever.

• 1:02:59Speaker 04

  Because you know when you do cardio and you've been smoking for a lot and like you like taste.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  I know, but I reward my cardio with like, a smoke.

• 1:03:06Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:03:06Speaker 01

  Like when I run a 5K every two weeks and every time I get back, I ever smoke a cigarette or a joint.

• 1:03:11Speaker 04

  Okay, so maybe that's not the solution for you.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  No. It's not.

• 1:03:14Speaker 04

  You should just start smoking earlier in the day. Then when it comes 9pm, you don't have this whole fucking debacle because you're already high.

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  Maybe I won't smoke tonight. I'm gonna smoke tonight.

• 1:03:23Speaker 04

  Now you are.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  I'm pretty sure my friend doesn't brush her teeth.

• 1:03:26Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  It's happened two to three times now where she comes in my car and smells so bad I have to crack the windows. Her tongue often looks very white and caked. And it's so gross. How do I kindly bring this up to her? You say your breath smells bad. If my breath smells bad, Alice will be like, your breath stinks.

• 1:03:40Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Have you brushed your teeth?

• 1:03:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, honey, that's just not, that's not acceptable.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  Is this like a new friend? I'm confused. Like if Julia's breath smells bad, I'd be like, your breath smells bad.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  What kind of friend do you have that you wouldn't tell them when their breath stinks? Like maybe, you know, that only happens with acquaintance.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  My number one fear is smelling bad.

• 1:03:55Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

  And that's why my, it smells. Like I really don't do well with smells. I hate refrigerators. I hate smelling bad.

• 1:04:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  I hate cold food that's supposed to be hot and still smells like hot food.

• 1:04:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  Doesn't that give you the chills a little bit?

• 1:04:09Speaker 04

  It's gross.

• 1:04:09Speaker 01

  Like cold spaghetti, marinara, and the marinara's all clumped up and you could still smell the marinara, but you look at it and it's like clumped up and you touch it and it's cold.

• 1:04:17Speaker 04

  Honestly, you're making me, I would eat that.

• 1:04:19Speaker 01

  You would eat that?

• 1:04:20Speaker 04

  Sounds good.

• 1:04:21Speaker 01

  Cold pasta.

• 1:04:23Speaker 04

  Whatever.

• 1:04:25Speaker 05

  I love pulled spaghetti.

• 1:04:26Speaker 01

  I can't with you. I can't with you.

• 1:04:30Speaker 04

  That actually sounds good. Do you ever smell something and it transports you back to the place that whatever that used to smell like? You have like a oof.

• 1:04:37Speaker 01

  Any ice cream shop that smells remotely like Ben and Jerry's, I get transported back to Ben and Jerry's when I was a kid.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:43Speaker 01

  And I used to drink out of little water cups.

• 1:04:45Speaker 04

  That's cool. Don't you love when that happens?

• 1:04:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, it only happens with me with that.

• 1:04:48Speaker 04

  Only with Ben and Jerry's?

• 1:04:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04:50Speaker 04

  No, it happens with other stuff. You just don't remember.

• 1:04:52Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:04:53Speaker 01

  When, when, when, when does it happen for you?

• 1:04:55Speaker 04

  Whenever I walk into like a, like a big, like a, for some reason everywhere smells like the field house at my high school. Just like the big gym. Like whenever I walk onto a stage or something, I'd be like, oh man, it feels like I'm at a tournament or something.

• 1:05:09Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05:09Speaker 04

  That happens a lot. And then sometimes like, um, I, I, I, I was in a garage in LA, it wasn't my garage, somebody else's garage. That smelled just like my grandmother's garage in the house that she lived in when we were kids. And I was like, holy fuck. And it like took me back like that. And then I was like thinking about all the stuff that's in the bins in her garage and like doing laundry out there and stuff. And like, uh, it was the exact same smell and I hadn't smelled it forever.

• 1:05:37Speaker 01

  Yeah. Sometimes I feel that way about like laundry machine. Well, I think I just like how laundry like exhaust smells.

• 1:05:43Speaker 04

  Yeah, interesting.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  You know, you know, like when the steam comes out.

• 1:05:47Speaker 04

  You stand in front of it.

• 1:05:48Speaker 01

  Okay, so what tattoo should I get?

• 1:05:49Speaker 04

  Oh, just get a hot dog.

• 1:05:51Speaker 01

  No, I was gonna get a banana peel.

• 1:05:53Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Because, this is my reasoning for it, and I think it makes sense. I have a quote above my bed that says, um, that Manny actually painted. It says, if you slip on a banana peel, people will laugh at you, but if you tell people you slip on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  That's nice.

• 1:06:11Speaker 01

  And that's kind of how I live my life.

• 1:06:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  But like, is a banana peel, I'm gonna get a banana peel.

• 1:06:17Speaker 04

  I think it's.

• 1:06:18Speaker 01

  That's what is truest to me.

• 1:06:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would you do it in like the style of like Andy Warhol's banana or?

• 1:06:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yes. Oh my God, yes.

• 1:06:27Speaker 04

  But it could be cool. It could be like a take on that famous image of it's that instead of it being a banana being like the peeled version of it.

• 1:06:36Speaker 04

  Would you have it kind of like with the fucking stem up and like the it like splatted out?

• 1:06:43Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 1:06:43Speaker 04

  Or is it a profile with the banana?

• 1:06:46Speaker 01

  Well, this is a good question. I would have the whatever tattoo artist that you're telling me about.

• 1:06:49Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:50Speaker 01

  Show me options.

• 1:06:51Speaker 04

  Okay, because there's different compositions for this, and I'm interested in what you'd prefer.

• 1:06:54Speaker 01

  Okay. I'm gonna get a banana peel. That's what it is.

• 1:06:56Speaker 04

  That's a good idea, actually. I like that.

• 1:06:58Speaker 01

  It's like, everyone's like, why do you have a banana peel? And then I can tell you why. It's because I like to laugh at myself before you can laugh at me.

• 1:07:04Speaker 04

  Bitch.

• 1:07:05Speaker 01

  Bitch.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  Bitch. My mom's boyfriend doesn't flush the toilet at my house, and when he's downstairs, he uses the bathroom near my room. So it's like technically my bathroom, and I constantly find his pee in my toilet. Literally, how do I even bring this up? Help. Say, you need to flush the toilet. Some of these problems, I'm like, you just need to be like flush the toilet.

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  There's a real lack of assertiveness happening with some of these pussies.

• 1:07:25Speaker 01

  Yes. I couldn't agree more.

• 1:07:27Speaker 04

  Yeah. I mean, really, a lot of these things are solved by one of my favorite things in life, which is speaking plainly. Flush the toilet.

• 1:07:35Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:07:36Speaker 04

  You can say, your piss is in the toilet. Please flush.

• 1:07:39Speaker 01

  Are you a confrontational person?

• 1:07:40Speaker 04

  I I'm not out there looking for it, but when I find confrontation, I'm very comfortable within it.

• 1:07:46Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:07:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, because I speak plainly. And that's not to be mean. It's not. And it's not also to be too polite. But like, people need to hear exactly what they need to hear, so it's good to just say things how they are.

• 1:07:58Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:07:59Speaker 04

  So like, you you keep peeing in the toilet, and then when I go in there, I'm looking at your pee. Go ahead and flush that puppy.

• 1:08:04Speaker 01

  One time, when I was on a flight, I peed in the toilet right before, because I always pee right before we take off. Because I have like really bad peeing, OCD and anxiety.

• 1:08:13Speaker 04

  On the airplane or?

• 1:08:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, on the airplane. I always pee right before we take off, like all like right before the doors close, right before everyone finishes boarding, I'll go pee.

• 1:08:20Speaker 04

  Sorry, you go board, you put your thing upstairs.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  And I go pee.

• 1:08:23Speaker 04

  And then you go pee.

• 1:08:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:24Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:08:24Speaker 01

  And I forgot to flush. I just thought, like, I don't know what I was thinking. I didn't really think it mattered that much. I don't know. And the flight attendant came out and said, who didn't flush?

• 1:08:34Speaker 04

  No way.

• 1:08:36Speaker 01

  Right? She said, who didn't flush? And I said, me. I said me and I literally I said I'm so sorry it was me and everyone looked at me and was like why would you ever admit that?

• 1:08:45Speaker 04

  Right, but it's not the worst.

• 1:08:47Speaker 01

  It was really embarrassing.

• 1:08:49Speaker 04

  But good for you.

• 1:08:50Speaker 01

  I said I didn't flush and I'm so sorry and she felt so bad.

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  Right, cuz what is, what's her deal?

• 1:08:55Speaker 01

  But like what is your deal? She's like we need to flush. I'm like, are we on a school trip? On a fucking commercial airplane?

• 1:09:01Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:09:02Speaker 01

  It's not like I took a shit in the toilet and didn't flush it. Then you could be like who the fuck didn't flush?

• 1:09:06Speaker 04

  Right, there's a turd sitting in there right now. Literally.

• 1:09:09Speaker 01

  My crazy roommate has been tracking my location constantly. We shared Life 360 one time while going out. I forgot about it until our mutual friends told me she leaves the app open on her phone, zoomed in on my location at all times. This weirded me out, so I turned my location off and she freaked out at me and started asking people if they knew where I am even when I tell her where I'm going. You need to watch Single White Female or The Roommate with Leighton Meester.

• 1:09:30Speaker 04

  Okay, I haven't, uh, uh, that's horrifying.

• 1:09:32Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  That's very scary stuff.

• 1:09:35Speaker 01

  Well, that's why I'm saying you need to watch The Roommate with Leighton Meester cuz that's what happens in The Roommate with Leighton Meester.

• 1:09:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm gonna watch The Roommate with Leighton Meester as soon as I get the chance.

• 1:09:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, she, she has a roommate and the roommate, um, I can't, I don't remember if the roommate is Leighton Meester, the other one isn't, but, um,

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  Well, I guess they would both be roommates.

• 1:09:52Speaker 01

  It's like based on Single White Female.

• 1:09:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, okay.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  That's, uh, that's very spooky.

• 1:09:57Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, no, turn that location off, keep it off.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  Keep it off and be, and stay far away.

• 1:10:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  There's no fixing that.

• 1:10:03Speaker 04

  Nope.

• 1:10:06Speaker 01

  Can I have my phone really quickly?

• 1:10:09Speaker 01

  I need to call for approval on the fat tat.

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  Peyton is off campus's number one fan.

• 1:10:16Speaker 04

  Oh my god, incredible.

• 1:10:18Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 1:10:18Speaker 01

  Say hi to Belmont.

• 1:10:19Speaker 04

  Hi Peyton.

• 1:10:21Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm sick!

• 1:10:24Speaker 05

  I'm sick!

• 1:10:25Speaker 04

  What's up sister, how are you?

• 1:10:27Speaker 05

  Hi, I'm your biggest fan.

• 1:10:29Speaker 04

  I'm yours now.

• 1:10:30Speaker 05

  Thank god I answered Jake, I just heard my computer ringing.

• 1:10:33Speaker 04

  We almost didn't get you.

• 1:10:34Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm obsessed, I'm obsessed with you bad.

• 1:10:37Speaker 04

  That's awesome, thanks.

• 1:10:38Speaker 01

  Do you have any questions?

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  Your show, your show's awesome.

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  Thank you very much, we worked very hard on it.

• 1:10:42Speaker 05

  Are you filming season two right now?

• 1:10:44Speaker 04

  We currently are, yes.

• 1:10:46Speaker 05

  Holy hell.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  Okay, so.

• 1:10:47Speaker 05

  I read all the books.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  Yes, you read all the books.

• 1:10:49Speaker 04

  Wow, good for you.

• 1:10:51Speaker 05

  I'm an, I'm an OG fan.

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Respect.

• 1:10:54Speaker 05

  What was your favorite scene to film?

• 1:10:57Speaker 04

  Um, probably the scene with me, uh, with Garrett and Dean in the, in the weight room.

• 1:11:04Speaker 05

  I mean smash, time to go.

• 1:11:08Speaker 01

  So the reason we called is because, should I get a thigh tat?

• 1:11:12Speaker 05

  You have to Jake, they're so hot. I always tell you this.

• 1:11:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, you did, you called it.

• 1:11:17Speaker 05

  Do you have one?

• 1:11:18Speaker 01

  Yes, he has one.

• 1:11:20Speaker 05

  Of course he has one.

• 1:11:20Speaker 04

  It's super hot.

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, and so, but he said he has nothing to do for the rest of the day, so he would take me to get one after this.

• 1:11:27Speaker 05

  You have to go.

• 1:11:28Speaker 01

  I have to go, right?

• 1:11:30Speaker 05

  I wish I was gonna be there, but you have to go. So what would you get? Cause I don't want you to like be manic and like get something weird. A banana peel?

• 1:11:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I knew it. Yes.

• 1:11:39Speaker 01

  Got the banana peel?

• 1:11:40Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:11:40Speaker 01

  Okay, I, I need a tattoo.

• 1:11:43Speaker 04

  You need to calm down.

• 1:11:44Speaker 01

  I need a tattoo.

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  He doesn't know how to calm.

• 1:11:49Speaker 04

  I can't believe you, you have so much enthusiasm for the tattoo idea now. I can't believe you haven't gotten one.

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  Because it's...

• 1:11:55Speaker 05

  I, I tell him, like thigh tats are hot, it's fun.

• 1:11:58Speaker 04

  Well, he told me he wears-

• 1:11:59Speaker 05

  He hyper fixates on something and then he'll like get manic and not do it.

• 1:12:03Speaker 04

  He told me he wears really long swim trunks. He was like, I wear jeans to the beach. And I was like, we need to get a thigh tat and then it'd be more comfortable in short shorts.

• 1:12:12Speaker 05

  Also Jake, like you're hot and your body's hot.

• 1:12:14Speaker 04

  Right.

• 1:12:14Speaker 05

  Get shorter fucking shorts.

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, decorate it with cool tattoos.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  I guess you're right.

• 1:12:19Speaker 05

  Okay, so you need a thigh tat and you need new bathing suits.

• 1:12:22Speaker 04

  That's what I told him.

• 1:12:23Speaker 01

  But only if he, only if, only if he can take me.

• 1:12:27Speaker 05

  He has to take you, Belmont, you have to take him.

• 1:12:29Speaker 04

  I'm gonna do my best. I'll be the liaison for this.

• 1:12:31Speaker 05

  Okay, love you. Have so much fun.

• 1:12:33Speaker 01

  Thanks, love you.

• 1:12:33Speaker 04

  Bye.

• 1:12:34Speaker 05

  Bye.

• 1:12:35Speaker 04

  It's a really good idea.

• 1:12:36Speaker 01

  I have insane imposter syndrome when it comes to dating because I grew up weird and unattractive. Sorry. It's literally how I feel. I had a crazy glow up, but still anytime a guy that's mildly attractive and or well liked shows interest in me, I panic and get scared. Even if it's a guy that I'm interested in, I find myself self sabotaging. Is there any way to get over this?

• 1:12:57Speaker 04

  Hmm, yeah, of course there is. Uh, I, uh, practice it.

• 1:13:03Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:13:04Speaker 04

  Just practice.

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  You don't have any advice for this, do you?

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  Nah, I really don't.

• 1:13:09Speaker 01

  That's okay. I don't really have any advice either, cuz I'm...

• 1:13:12Speaker 04

  But it does sound like you had a good glow up and so...

• 1:13:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, only glow up. Oh my god, you know what? You need to watch, um...

• 1:13:19Speaker 04

  Quick, tell me.

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  Oh my god, watch The Princess Diaries.

• 1:13:21Speaker 04

  Yeah?

• 1:13:22Speaker 01

  Watch The Princess Diaries.

• 1:13:23Speaker 04

  Are you talking about like the he's all that's and the...

• 1:13:26Speaker 01

  Yes, but watch the pr- I've never seen He's All That.

• 1:13:28Speaker 04

  What was the Amanda Bynes soccer one? That was based on like a Shakespeare.

• 1:13:31Speaker 01

  She's the man. Best movie ever.

• 1:13:33Speaker 04

  It was so good.

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  Watch The Princess Diaries.

• 1:13:36Speaker 04

  Yes, good. Watch that movie.

• 1:13:38Speaker 01

  Okay. Ready for the last one?

• 1:13:39Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  I accidentally discovered my father's porn addiction by finding a hidden tablet with thousands and upon thousands of videos saved. I obviously understand this is normalized, but the sheer amount of content I found saved was not normal. From what my mother has told me, she is very against pornography in all forms. I don't wanna cross any lines, but I also don't want my- to let my mom be lied to. What do I do? Uh... How horrible.

• 1:14:02Speaker 04

  This one is not like the other ones.

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, sometimes Nolan throws in a random.

• 1:14:10Speaker 04

  Good pull, Nolan.

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  I mean, okay, my first query is, what's the old man into?

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:14:19Speaker 04

  Is it normal stuff?

• 1:14:20Speaker 01

  Doesn't- thousands upon thousands doesn't sound like it. Does not sound like normal stuff.

• 1:14:26Speaker 04

  But they didn't specify that it was specifically anything in there, but you know, if that's a- that is...

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  Thousands upon thousands?

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  It's a lot of material.

• 1:14:33Speaker 01

  I would just tell the mom.

• 1:14:34Speaker 04

  You know what I would do? I would, yeah, I think it's probably good for the mom to know that.

• 1:14:39Speaker 01

  I would tell the mom.

• 1:14:39Speaker 04

  But I would tell the dad, hey, uh, you don't have to have any of this saved.

• 1:14:43Speaker 01

  Right, well that's...

• 1:14:44Speaker 04

  It's porn!

• 1:14:44Speaker 01

  Also, what I was just thinking too.

• 1:14:45Speaker 04

  Like you just like, you could just go look at it and then you could just leave it on the internet and go back to your life. But you don't have to have- does he have boxes of it? What happened?

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Uh, he has it saved on his computer.

• 1:14:54Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, yeah. See, the- I would just be like, listen pops, you don't have to download this at all. If you wanna see it again tomorrow, you could just go find it again.

• 1:15:03Speaker 01

  Right. So you wouldn't tell the mom?

• 1:15:07Speaker 04

  I mean, it's interesting, the mom is really against pornography.

• 1:15:11Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:15:12Speaker 04

  So there's an underlying issue happening in this marriage. Yeah.

• 1:15:16Speaker 01

  What a weird coincidence.

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  Right, right, right. And do you think, I mean, it's possible that she just says that to the kid because she knows about the way that it's affected her husband?

• 1:15:24Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:15:25Speaker 04

  And so she's fearful of the addiction being genetic.

• 1:15:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, so maybe just stay out of it.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  We're gonna hang.

• 1:15:34Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:15:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:15:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:15:36Speaker 04

  We have to party together. We gotta go out.

• 1:15:37Speaker 01

  We have to party?

• 1:15:38Speaker 04

  I dunno. Do you go out? I don't really go out. I'm a house party guy.

• 1:15:41Speaker 01

  I go out.

• 1:15:42Speaker 04

  I'll throw a party here at your place.

• 1:15:43Speaker 01

  I should do that one of these days.

• 1:15:45Speaker 04

  Do you not?

• 1:15:46Speaker 01

  I know. I never have.

• 1:15:47Speaker 04

  What?

• 1:15:48Speaker 01

  I know. Never. I've never thrown a party here.

• 1:15:51Speaker 04

  Oh my god. It's the best.

• 1:15:53Speaker 01

  Ah, I love to go out. It's my favorite thing to do in the entire universe. Ever, ever, ever. Oh my god, I love to go out. Pre-game to like a planned party situation to like something else. Or like pre-game to like everybody's going to the same club at the same time. Pre-game to everyone's going to the same bar at the same ti- like it is my favorite thing on god's green earth.

• 1:16:17Speaker 04

  I'm not a go-out guy.

• 1:16:18Speaker 01

  It's quite fun.

• 1:16:19Speaker 04

  I believe it. I've been to a club once in my life.

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  What club was it?

• 1:16:24Speaker 04

  It was uh, it was in Miami. I was nineteen. I had a bomber jacket on.

• 1:16:29Speaker 01

  Was it a strip club?

• 1:16:31Speaker 04

  No. Um, it was like at the W Hotel or something in uh, South Beach.

• 1:16:36Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:16:36Speaker 04

  I think it's called The Wall. Something like that. If I remember correctly.

• 1:16:39Speaker 01

  Did you go to um, what's the one in the... You know the... Eleven? No, no, not Eleven, not Space. It's the one...

• 1:16:47Speaker 04

  Um...

• 1:16:48Speaker 01

  Oh my fucking- Liv? Did you go to Liv?

• 1:16:50Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:16:51Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. You went to...

• 1:16:52Speaker 04

  No, I literally just went- this is the only time I think I've ever been in a club.

• 1:16:55Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  And the music was so loud and I was so poor. And the Jack and Cokes were like twenty-five bucks.

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're very expensive.

• 1:17:03Speaker 04

  And all the women had accents, so I couldn't really understand them that well. Plus, it was the loudest, deepest, transiest house music I'd ever heard.

• 1:17:10Speaker 01

  I can't.

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  So I was screaming at these women who spoke mostly Spanish, trying to introduce myself. I was like, I just lost all my money on the two drinks that I bought. And the three rounds of cover I paid to get in. Um, I had a pair of like nylon joggers on.

• 1:17:23Speaker 01

  Uh-huh.

• 1:17:24Speaker 04

  And all the other guys in there were like bald and sweating from coke and wearing Rolexes. And I was like, I've never been more out of place. And then I just didn't go to a club again after that.

• 1:17:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:17:34Speaker 01

  So you have to go to the right ones.

• 1:17:35Speaker 04

  I'm a dive bar guy.

• 1:17:36Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:17:37Speaker 04

  Give me a shitty bar, I'm there.

• 1:17:39Speaker 01

  I, I just love like loud music, dancing.

• 1:17:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:43Speaker 01

  Just like, like, complete chaos.

• 1:17:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:17:46Speaker 01

  Like, the lights are off, I don't know what the fuck is going on, but all I know is that it's 4 a.m. And then we're stumbling out.

• 1:17:53Speaker 04

  You're crazy, man.

• 1:17:56Speaker 01

  Whatever, you guys.

• 1:17:57Speaker 04

  Jake, you're so nuts.

• 1:17:59Speaker 01

  Whatever, you guys, whatever.

• 1:18:00Speaker 04

  Oh my god, it sounds like fun.

• 1:18:01Speaker 01

  It is fun, okay? It's the time of your life.

• 1:18:04Speaker 04

  I would do it with you.

• 1:18:04Speaker 01

  You give it a chance. It's the time of your life.

• 1:18:06Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 1:18:07Speaker 01

  Belmont, what did we learn today?

• 1:18:11Speaker 04

  We learned, basically, nothing.

• 1:18:17Speaker 01

  I disagree. What was that one bit of good advice he gave that we were like, wow, oh, we, we learned that

• 1:18:25Speaker 04

  The lungs.

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  If you can, and a good way to quit smoking would be to use your lungs, and a good way to retain your memory would be to read.

• 1:18:32Speaker 04

  Yes, or, uh, play chess, or do something that involves

• 1:18:36Speaker 01

  I can't with chess.

• 1:18:37Speaker 04

  Checkers.

• 1:18:39Speaker 04

  How about just like mobile games?

• 1:18:41Speaker 01

  No, that's the, that's what's killing you.

• 1:18:43Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 1:18:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:44Speaker 04

  We did learn some things.

• 1:18:45Speaker 01

  We learned that I'm getting a thigh tat.

• 1:18:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:48Speaker 01

  It might not be today, but it'll be sometime.

• 1:18:51Speaker 04

  No, no, no, that thigh's getting tatted.

• 1:18:53Speaker 01

  It has to.

• 1:18:53Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:54Speaker 01

  Okay, well, Belmont, thanks for coming on Therapus.

• 1:18:56Speaker 04

  Thanks for having me, this was fun.

• 1:18:57Speaker 01

  Did you have fun?

• 1:18:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I really did.

• 1:18:59Speaker 01

  I had a great time.

• 1:19:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, this was good, I could've done this for much longer, it's a good hang.

• 1:19:02Speaker 01

  I know, thank you.

• 1:19:05Speaker 04

  You're a good hang.

• 1:19:06Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:19:07Speaker 04

  You're welcome. Bye pussies.