Session 109.5: Oscar Nominee Meg Stalter Returns

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:42Speaker 01

  Hey, you guys.

• 0:45Speaker 01

  We are, I'm just, it is Oscar Day. I'm just getting ready to host the Vanity Fair red carpet, so we have Meg Stalter, one of the world's most famous actresses, coming to just talk before she goes to the awards. We're really excited. Are you excited, Nolan? Very excited. Okay, cool. Hey, hey, don't worry.

• 1:09Speaker 02

  Don't worry about what?

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  That you're not dressed up?

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Oh, my outfit's getting steamed for the show.

• 1:18Speaker 01

  No, it's okay. I can take them.

• 1:22Speaker 01

  Okay, that's cool. Hey!

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Oscar Day!

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Oscar Day, are you excited?

• 1:28Speaker 02

  One second, let me settle in.

• 1:30Speaker 01

  Hey, are you excited?

• 1:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, sorry, I didn't know this was gonna work out. I saw a video of you last night and you looked really sick.

• 1:38Speaker 01

  What video?

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Like, you sounded sick.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, well.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  So I didn't know if you'd cancel on me.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  No, I would never cancel on you. I mean, everyone thought you were supposed to be nominated tonight. What happened with that?

• 1:49Speaker 02

  You still sound like you're losing your voice.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm not.

• 1:56Speaker 02

  Do you have a COVID test?

• 1:58Speaker 01

  No, not that high in production.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Oh, first, let me show you the dress.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  OK, let me see. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Yep. Wow, I love it.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Designer.

• 2:11Speaker 01

  Prettiest girl in America.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I got a new tattoo.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  The thing about this, oh, the camera can't really fully pick up. OK, just getting a [BLEEP].

• 2:22Speaker 02

  Um, so the thing about this dress, I guess I'll just.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  I'm trying to show the camera, but I'll just like this.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  OK.

• 2:29Speaker 02

  Wait, sorry. So the thing about this dress is Veronica Mars styled me. And the thing about this is it kind of lower, it goes up kind of like the, the cut of the dress is just like hanging right on the butt.

• 2:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Like right, right above the butt, which I, I kind of wanted it to be such an effortless feel. Like sometimes you see the underwear, sometimes you don't.

• 2:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like when you remember when Jennifer Lawrence wore the Calvin Klein dress?

• 2:57Speaker 02

  I don't really remember.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  I don't really remember that.

• 3:01Speaker 01

  Oh, are you not, you guys not close like that?

• 3:04Speaker 02

  I mean, we had a huge falling out. It was supposed to be Katniss.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Oh, you were?

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:09Speaker 01

  And then like what happened? Did they just like?

• 3:12Speaker 02

  I just really did not have time for this today.

• 3:13Speaker 01

  OK.

• 3:16Speaker 02

  There was a long audition process and I couldn't do some of the physical activity that they needed Katniss to do. But Katniss, I thought having a stunt double was a thing, but it wasn't. I couldn't do some of the physical activity. I'm sure there's probably some things she can't do.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Right. Like what do you think she can't do?

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Have a good attitude. Around her friends.

• 3:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, because you guys, no more.

• 3:42Speaker 02

  We've had such a huge, huge falling out. I sent her flowers during the premiere of The Hunger Games two, the second one. I couldn't do it during the first one.

• 3:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:51Speaker 02

  I couldn't bring myself to doing that. And then the second one, I did send her flowers and she is, she's said nothing about them.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  She didn't even text you?

• 3:58Speaker 02

  She didn't even know who sent them, probably.

• 4:00Speaker 01

  But did it say from Meg?

• 4:02Speaker 02

  No, she should know who they're from.

• 4:04Speaker 01

  OK.

• 4:05Speaker 02

  You know, so she didn't mention anything about that.

• 4:08Speaker 01

  Right. Have you spoken to Jessie since? She didn't really help you out at the actor awards.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  I've spoken to Jessie probably every morning, uh, since I met her. Because we're good friends.

• 4:19Speaker 01

  And you were on set.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not quite her fault.

• 4:22Speaker 01

  Whose fault is it?

• 4:23Speaker 02

  The editor in Chloe's.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  But I love her.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  How did you find out you got cut?

• 4:31Speaker 02

  I found out at the award show. Son of a bitch. I found out at the award show, you son of a bitch.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  You didn't see the movie before?

• 4:40Speaker 02

  I, you didn't see my clip online that went viral?

• 4:42Speaker 01

  No, I did. You don't watch stuff that you're in.

• 4:44Speaker 02

  It had a hundred thousand likes on it.

• 4:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, you don't watch stuff that you're in, but your agents, no one told you?

• 4:48Speaker 02

  I love Chloe. I love her stuff. Personally, I feel very cut off from her.

• 4:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:53Speaker 02

  I feel like she and the editor had everything to do with me being cut from the movie.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  I agree.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  And I would love to be in one of her new movies, when she comes out with a new one. So we will, we will have to come back together.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  Right.

• 5:06Speaker 02

  Even though I love that woman, I would do anything, I would die, I would, I wouldn't die for her.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  She wouldn't die for you either.

• 5:16Speaker 01

  How are your kids?

• 5:17Speaker 02

  Why would you, why did you say earlier that I wasn't nominated?

• 5:21Speaker 01

  I didn't say that.

• 5:21Speaker 02

  You said you thought you were gonna be nominated, you're not. Yes, I am.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Oh, what are you nominated for?

• 5:26Speaker 02

  I am nominated for Best Supporter.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  For what role?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  For Suddenly Tuesday, my new movie.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, what the premise of some?

• 5:34Speaker 02

  You are such a jackass.

• 5:35Speaker 01

  What's the premise?

• 5:36Speaker 02

  I, I just know why I'm here now. Because you want to post a video and then have everyone, oh, this person is annoying to Jake. Jake hates this person. You're trying to get me and your questions are coming like so fast.

• 5:49Speaker 01

  Okay, so you asked me a question. Why don't you ask me a question?

• 5:52Speaker 02

  Right now, you asked me what I'm nominated for, and then what was the other jackass question you asked me?

• 5:58Speaker 01

  I just, I asked you about-

• 6:00Speaker 02

  But then you, you've asked me about Chloe, you've asked me about Jesse, you asked me about what I'm nominated, I'm like, I can't even see straight.

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Okay, how are your kids?

• 6:06Speaker 02

  You're acting like we only have two minutes for this.

• 6:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Oh, wait, wait. How are my kids? What am I nominated for? I mean, I, I feel like I'm on the Fast and Furious ride in Universal Theme Park.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Okay, so I am nominated for best supporter. That is a separate tier than supporting actress in main actress. There's a middle, there's best actress, best lead, best supporting, best supporter. So I am nominated for best supporter in Suddenly Tuesday.

• 6:37Speaker 01

  Suddenly Tuesday?

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  And what's the premise of Suddenly Tuesday?

• 6:41Speaker 02

  It is a marvelous film about a mother who's enjoying motherhood and then gets hit by a car and comes back as an essential worker. Do you not research anything about your guest?

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Sitting here like, I'm dumb. I'm dumb for being here. I knew we should have done the floor length dress.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  What job does she come back as?

• 7:01Speaker 02

  An essential worker.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  Which is?

• 7:03Speaker 02

  Working at the hospital with, doing the stuff with the masks at the front desk. She's working at the front desk of a hospital and someone comes in, "Do you need a mask?"

• 7:13Speaker 01

  Can I, so is best supporting gender neutral?

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Best supporter?

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Best, yeah, is it gender neutral?

• 7:20Speaker 02

  It's girl. We only have a girl category right now.

• 7:23Speaker 01

  And who else is nominated?

• 7:24Speaker 02

  But next year, hopefully we'll have different categories.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Okay, and who else is nominated?

• 7:28Speaker 02

  I am Sylvester Stallone.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  For what?

• 7:32Speaker 02

  Sylvester Stallone is, I think he was in some sort of horror film. And then also Keanu Reeves and, oh wait, sorry. I have to explain. I am the best girl in the category.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Right.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  Then somebody from each gender is also in the category.

• 7:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  So it's like, right now, I'm up for best supporter girl. But there's also like best supporter guy, best supporter blink, blink. Oh, and best makeup.

• 7:59Speaker 01

  You're nominated for best makeup?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:01Speaker 01

  For Suddenly Tuesday?

• 8:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:03Speaker 01

  Who else is in Suddenly Tuesday with you? I've never, I thought I saw all the Oscar movies, I'm sorry.

• 8:11Speaker 02

  I'm like, wow, I'm like, wow, I'm being like completely blindsided.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  I don't mean to.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  But I just feel like you, are we really here right now?

• 8:21Speaker 01

  No, we're really here and we're really doing this.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  Like you really are coming at me fast.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm sorry, let's slow down.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Okay, Jen Aniston's in it.

• 8:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  And then the rest are newcomers.

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Okay, like who?

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Freddie O'Connor.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 8:33Speaker 02

  I don't even meet everyone that's in the movie.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  Right, you're like.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  I'm like the main person, so there's like so many other background scenes like. Okay, for instance, my ex-husband, because I'm dead, finds a new woman. I don't even know who plays that part.

• 8:47Speaker 01

  Okay, right. How are your kids? I miss them.

• 8:49Speaker 02

  Okay, so my kids are actually in your green room. I told them that we're going to a doctor's office today.

• 8:56Speaker 02

  And so I, they saw the pictures of you and they think you're the doctor.

• 9:00Speaker 01

  Okay, what are they, and how are they?

• 9:02Speaker 02

  They, well, my oldest is living with her daddy right now.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Aww.

• 9:06Speaker 02

  Um, because I do have a new boyfriend. And he's in, he's, he's not adjusting to having step-daddy in the house.

• 9:13Speaker 01

  Can we say who it is here?

• 9:15Speaker 02

  Yes, um, so I am dating a man who works in a movie theater. And he looks just like Jacob Elordi without the jawline.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Hey, I, okay.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 9:29Speaker 01

  I heard you and Jacob Elordi were fucking.

• 9:31Speaker 02

  We were.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  And now I'm dating someone that looks like him. Next question?

• 9:34Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  I was dating him during the filming of Wuthering Heights and him and Margo and I went out for pizza all the time with Fennel, of course, and it was just, it was intoxicating, but I couldn't keep up because I have children and I needed someone a little bit more. So Shazam is, that's my boyfriend's name, is.

• 9:55Speaker 02

  He is so good with kids, um, because he has like 15 dogs. And so we usually hang out at my house and he actually, a lot of times, it's actually easier to be at my house with his dogs. He's kind of like, okay, so it's like we're, we're having a vacation now because he, like when we come over, it's kind of like a break from the dogs.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Right.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  He always has to bring one that has a sort of disability.

• 10:21Speaker 01

  I don't mean to be like, whatever, but you last time told me you only saw your kids once a year.

• 10:25Speaker 02

  Now I have them full time.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Full time.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Except for the oldest, Monica.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  What happened to Monica?

• 10:29Speaker 02

  She again is living with her father. I told you that. Because she can't adjust to Sam and his lifestyle.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Shazam?

• 10:35Speaker 02

  My boyfriend?

• 10:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:37Speaker 02

  Shazam, my boyfriend?

• 10:40Speaker 02

  He did my tattoo.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Oh, he did it?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  It's beautiful.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  And Monica is like, she's kind of like, she's awesome. She's a little mini me. Um, but I think having a new daddy in the house, I think is just hard for her, even though Shazam's amazing with the kids. She's like, where's my dad? I want you guys back together.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  She just, she doesn't, she cannot process like, he's gone, dad's gone.

• 11:02Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  He is your new dad.

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Shazam is your dad.

• 11:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. But Shazam, does it, is it hard for you to like, provide all the finance? How does Shazam, he works in a movie theater, how does he financially support 15 dogs?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  So dogs are so like, just get them whatever. Like if you're eating, they're eating, you know, so he's

• 11:22Speaker 01

  I don't know what you mean by that.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  Or his big pizza, everyone gets a slice, you know, it's, it's not like rocket science to feed a dog. Um, dogs live on the street, so they could eat off like whatever. So I'm financially supporting Shazam right now, if that's what you're asking.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, that is what I'm asking.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Um.

• 11:36Speaker 01

  Prenup intact?

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Nope. I trust him.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  And we're not engaged yet, but hopefully I'm going to Paris soon.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  Oh, you think he's gonna pop the question?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  I do.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  You're gonna bring the kids? No?

• 11:52Speaker 02

  Blinds drawn.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, like you can't.

• 11:55Speaker 02

  My nanny is gonna be watching them. Yeah. And she's taking them to a water park.

• 11:58Speaker 01

  What's your nanny's name?

• 12:00Speaker 02

  Um, oh gosh, sorry. I had my phone really quick.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  No, that's okay.

• 12:06Speaker 02

  Sarah.

• 12:09Speaker 02

  I had to remember.

• 12:10Speaker 01

  How'd you find Sarah?

• 12:12Speaker 02

  So I found her on just like Facebook. I was, I like, like, met, like posted something like, oh, I need a nanny.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  You still use Facebook?

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Facebook is, still exists, so I'm the age that you can, like, what, how old are you? So, cause, cause I can use, people are of all ages on Facebook.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  Okay, sorry.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Oh, and guess what? I actually also use TikTok where I saw the video of you and where you sounded sick. Thought you were gonna cancel on me.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Let's talk about Oscar night.

• 12:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:41Speaker 01

  What's your plan for the day?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  I just, um, I love it. I drink it in, you know, clamor and doing the hair and makeup.

• 12:55Speaker 02

  Getting ready and I am gonna do Pilates after this, put the dress back on.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  But you're already in glam, you're gonna do Pilates?

• 13:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, and then put the dress back on. And then I'm gonna probably have a little bit of lunch. And then, once you get to the award show, it's just complete and utter euphoria. And you finally get to your table and you get to have these little crackers and these grapes. And you look around at every person that's ever meant something to you and...

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Who means the most to you?

• 13:26Speaker 02

  I think probably Leonardo DiCaprio, because I had such a crush on him in Titanic. And we dated from 2011 to 2014.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  Wow, really? That's a long time.

• 13:40Speaker 02

  I know.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Did he take you anywhere cool?

• 13:42Speaker 02

  No. He was such a, he's such a workaholic.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  But I'm excited to see him and I wanna go up to him and I say, "Hey, what are you doing here?"

• 13:53Speaker 02

  And I'm sure he'll be giving me a big nuggie.

• 13:56Speaker 01

  Who do you think?

• 13:57Speaker 02

  What is that, when they rub your head?

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, you got it.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  I said two different things.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Yep, but one of them was right.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Did you go to Fashion Week?

• 14:04Speaker 01

  Uh, you know, I did. I went to the Calvin Klein show.

• 14:06Speaker 02

  So casual saying that.

• 14:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  You didn't even text me.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  Did you go to the, any of the shows?

• 14:11Speaker 02

  The Calvin Klein. I was there.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  I did not know you were there.

• 14:14Speaker 02

  I know. I was watching you. And I was like, "Why isn't he..." I'm like waving, you're like, not waving back at me.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  Don't remember that.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  You probably didn't recognize me.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Oh, why? What were you dressed as?

• 14:25Speaker 02

  I was dressed as a really big, big, big person. A big, tall person, so you probably didn't see me up there.

• 14:32Speaker 01

  Who do you think deserves to be nominated least tonight?

• 14:35Speaker 02

  Well, I don't wanna say this. I think Timothy Chalamet should be nominated.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  No, I'm kidding. I'm a good friend.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  You guys are close.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  I know, I'm a good friend of his. I am kidding to me. I hope you win tonight. No, I'm really close with him. I'm laughing about something he texted me the other day.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  What did he text you?

• 14:56Speaker 02

  No, I'm not gonna tell you that. No, no, he texted me something about the ballet stuff.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Oh, what'd he say?

• 15:01Speaker 02

  He was like, can you believe, he sent me like an article and he's like, can you believe this?

• 15:05Speaker 01

  But you used to do ballet.

• 15:07Speaker 02

  I know.

• 15:08Speaker 01

  So if we're like really getting everything out there?

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 15:16Speaker 02

  What? What little puppy?

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Come bark.

• 15:21Speaker 01

  How do you feel about child actors?

• 15:24Speaker 02

  Are you saying that because you were one?

• 15:26Speaker 01

  No, I was saying that because when I met Monica, she told me she wanted to act and she said you screamed at her and said mommy's the only one that acts around here.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  You know what? I understand what you're doing and it's because you used to be a child actor.

• 15:40Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 15:40Speaker 02

  And yeah, not on TV, but you used to do it. You used to do it in community, you used to do it on, in your schools.

• 15:46Speaker 01

  She said you threw a plate.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  I will throw a plate again. I am protecting my children from the industry. And you're a psychopath if you think that Monica should be in a commercial or a TV show.

• 15:57Speaker 01

  She said it was a, it was a small role in SVU and it was one day of shooting.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, one day that could completely change the trajectory of her life.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  I mean, whose lives did SVU really change here?

• 16:08Speaker 02

  What, what did you just say?

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Whose lives did SVU really change here?

• 16:11Speaker 02

  Sorry. I didn't know what you said. Yeah, I just, I'm not, I'm totally against my kids going in the industry, obviously. Look at how my leg is on screen.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  I know you guys did a special effect on my leg to make me look bent like that.

• 16:30Speaker 01

  Guilty.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Fuck. I don't think I should wear this dress. It's too short.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  No, I love it.

• 16:35Speaker 02

  No, it's slutty for the Oscars.

• 16:37Speaker 01

  So are you going to the Vanity Fair after-party?

• 16:39Speaker 02

  No.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Are you?

• 16:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm hosting it.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  You're hosting a party, but you're not going to the actual show?

• 16:47Speaker 02

  Or that was just question.

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, I have to do camera blocking and.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  So what does that mean exactly that that you're hosting a party?

• 16:56Speaker 01

  Like, I'm gonna be on the carpet asking people, well, I was gonna say like you questions, but you're not, you said you're not going?

• 17:03Speaker 02

  I thought you meant like that you were hosting, like you have to figure out what kind of food to put out?

• 17:07Speaker 01

  No.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  Where the the table names go. Um, so what? Okay, yeah, I mean, I guess I could probably try to swing by. I I was gonna rent out a big hotel room and just have close friends come.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  And watch it?

• 17:21Speaker 02

  No, I'll actually.

• 17:22Speaker 01

  You're supposed to be there for best supporter.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Oh, right. No, I meant, no, I'm gonna be at the show and then afterwards, we're gonna all go to the hotel and just kind of total like freak out like there's a there's a big bath.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  And what are you gonna do? The bath?

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I'm just gonna have people just do whatever they want.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  I mean, you're not, you're doing no favors to the blind items about you.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  What?

• 17:46Speaker 01

  What?

• 17:47Speaker 02

  What did you say? You're not.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  You're doing no favors to the blind items that I see about you on TikTok.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  What are some of the blind items?

• 17:53Speaker 01

  That you host insane orgies?

• 17:55Speaker 02

  Well, okay, they're not that crazy.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  I have some of my close friends, celebrity friends.

• 18:04Speaker 01

  I know.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  Hotel, we hang out, we take a cigarette, we we pass it around, we, you know, play Twister, whatever. If people kiss, they kiss.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  What's the craziest kiss that you've seen?

• 18:16Speaker 02

  The three way kiss.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  Between Christopher Guest.

• 18:21Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 18:23Speaker 02

  Monica Lewinsky.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 18:25Speaker 02

  And Christina Aguilera, the new one.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. And it was fun. But yeah, no, we're not all having sex. I mean.

• 18:39Speaker 01

  We're just kissing.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  But we're kissing, we're playing truth or dare. But yeah, I mean, I guess.

• 18:43Speaker 01

  Okay, you wanna play truth or dare right now?

• 18:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 18:46Speaker 02

  Go ahead.

• 18:46Speaker 01

  You ask me first.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  I dare you.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  No, I it's like truth or dare.

• 18:50Speaker 02

  Truth or dare.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Truth.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Okay. Is it true that you got into my car, pissed on the floor, jumped out, ran off?

• 18:59Speaker 01

  I was really upset with you.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  I know, and I know the smell of your piss. I knew it was you.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Well, truth or dare?

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Truth.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  Okay. Is it true that?

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Last year, when you were at the Oscars, you threw a huge fit backstage when you realized you weren't nominated after you already got there.

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:24Speaker 01

  And you hit the, the head producer, you grabbed their headset off, and then your team had to rush in, Paul had to rush in, and make them all sign NDAs and give them a bunch of money, and it never got out until right now. Is that true?

• 19:39Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  And I, I, I would like to say, you know, give me a chance to just say, I felt it was unfair for my publicist to tell me I was nominated. And I guess he was kidding, but I, I was very upset. And it was for a movie called Marley and Wee. It was a Marley and Me sequel that we did. It was a direct remake of the first. And, um, yeah, it was really upsetting. I mean, I even messaged the dog's mom.

• 20:06Speaker 01

  And said what?

• 20:07Speaker 02

  We're winning. So, so when I pulled that person's hair and headset off, I mean, that was for the dog. I, when you think you're gonna win something.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  And you don't. And it's like, it makes you feel sick. And it makes you feel like you deserve to kill someone.

• 20:24Speaker 01

  Did you feel in that moment that you deserved to kill someone?

• 20:27Speaker 02

  Yes. And that wasn't just for me, Nolan. That was for my family. That was for the dog. And, you know.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 20:38Speaker 01

  Uh, Louise?

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Louise?

• 20:41Speaker 01

  Louise?

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Can you go grab Louise? Meg is upset with her.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  So I've always, um, I just, I just don't get along with that girl.

• 20:52Speaker 01

  No, I know you don't.

• 20:54Speaker 02

  Louise, um, I was wondering, first of all, who do I have to fuck to get my salad that I asked for earlier?

• 21:04Speaker 02

  No, I just wanted you to know if you can go check on my kids. They're in the green room.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  Absolutely.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  The last time I left, I saw them, which was like, what, 20 minutes ago?

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Last time you locked them in the car.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  I meant the last time now. I didn't mean the last time I was here. I meant the last time I saw them, which was now.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  Please continue.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  I hate to love this guy.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 21:32Speaker 02

  Um, no, the last time I, I left them in there with a couple granola bars, but they were taking some of the pictures of you off the wall.

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Tell Luis about your movie that you're in.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  So, yeah, so Jake didn't know I was nominated tonight for the Oscars.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Tell her the award.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  I'm doing the bow down civil to myself.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  But no, I'm, uh, it makes me, I hate talking about myself. I am in a movie called Suddenly Tuesday. I play a mother who has died and come back to earth as an essential worker and learn the meaning of love and family. And I'm being nominated today for best supporter, which is not best supporting actor, it's best supporter actor, and I'm the girl in the category. You have someone from different genders, they, guy, and then, well, they have two males and then one they and one girl. Yeah.

• 22:24Speaker 01

  And you're the girl?

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  And what's the essential worker you come back as?

• 22:28Speaker 02

  I already told you, but I'll tell you before you go check on my kid and get my salad. But I am the person that works at the front desk at a hospital where they ask, like, do you need a mask?

• 22:39Speaker 01

  What's one of your, like, lines that you're most proud of in the film? Like, your real, like, your monologue? Can you give it?

• 22:45Speaker 02

  Do you need a mask?

• 22:48Speaker 02

  No, I'm kidding. My favorite, big, big, big crescendo of the movie is I wake up back in my body and I'm...

• 22:57Speaker 01

  After you got hit by the bus?

• 22:59Speaker 02

  It's not a funny scene. So after I get hit by the car, not bus, end up in heaven, then God tells me to come back down as the essential worker, I'm in her body, then I'm back in heaven, then I wake up in my own body. So this is the moment where I'm waking back on my body, in my, when I'm waking back in my, in my body on earth.

• 23:20Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  And I wake up, see my husband standing over me with a big bowl of oatmeal.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  It's kind of funny because the guy that plays my husband's hilarious.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Adam Sandler. He's standing there with a big bowl of oatmeal. I wake up and see him, and this is the monologue. Okay, ready?

• 23:42Speaker 02

  Adam.

• 23:45Speaker 02

  I can't believe it. I have loved you through death and hospital. And here you are with a big bowl of oatmeal. Whose phone is ringing?

• 23:56Speaker 02

  You've seen enough, so. I hear the phone like.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Why does he have oatmeal?

• 24:03Speaker 02

  He's bringing me my breakfast.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  But you've died.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  And then came back into my body. It was all like a dream.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Have your kids seen the movie?

• 24:11Speaker 02

  They've seen parts of it. There's a lot of sex in it.

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, they couldn't see that.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  So they can't see all of the parts.

• 24:15Speaker 01

  Did you have an intimacy coordinator?

• 24:18Speaker 02

  You're studying a bit, what?

• 24:19Speaker 01

  Did you have an intimacy coordinator?

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Yes, I did. Don't point at me like that.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Okay, what was their name?

• 24:24Speaker 02

  I hooked up with him, though.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  So it was kind of like, whatever. It kind of like didn't work. Like, we had him on set, but every time he was on set, he was just making out with me.

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Like after you would fuck Adam Sandler?

• 24:35Speaker 02

  Well, we didn't fuck. There's a lot of different kind of like foreplay that's seen. And then in the movie, she actually doesn't have sex with her husband in the movie. She actually has sex with a patient she falls in love with while she's back in the central woman's body. So she falls in love with a patient, sort of like when Izzy falls in love with that dying guy.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  Danny.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  What do you think about Katherine Heigl?

• 24:59Speaker 02

  I think there is a scene of her in New Year's Eve, the movie.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  And in this scene, the person, this is real. They must have missed cut the scene because every second she has her jacket all the way zipped up. And then one second, the camera turns and goes back all the way down. Then it turns back, it's up again. That's what I think about her.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  And is that real?

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. How fun is that? She's even meaner than you think.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Really? What'd she do to you?

• 25:32Speaker 02

  She pulled my panties down. I was at the mall with her and I was with a bunch, bunch of girls and she thought it'd be funny, pull my underwear down. She, luckily I had two pairs of underwear on that day, so she didn't moon everyone, but yeah, me and my girlfriends like to, you know, end each other's clothes off, but I didn't really want it to happen to me in a public place.

• 25:53Speaker 01

  Of course not.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  There was consent because we always did that for, to each other, but yeah, she's a bully.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  She's a bully.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  She put my bra in a. During a sleepover, you put someone's bra in the freezer. So then when they put it on, it's cold and makes your nipples hard. She did that to me.

• 26:08Speaker 01

  Have you done that, Louise?

• 26:10Speaker 00

  I haven't thought about that in years.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  Have you thought about going to check on my kids? Cause I asked her to do that.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah. Well, Meg would like to address, she does not like you at all.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  That is not true. That's not true. I don't not like you. We haven't even got to hang out besides the one night we went for oysters.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Anything to say?

• 26:30Speaker 02

  We went for an oyster and muscle night.

• 26:32Speaker 01

  Oysters and muscles?

• 26:35Speaker 02

  She said she loves them.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Both?

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Why? Okay. The camera guy could say that my clump's showing. No, I, I, I love every time I'm here and I love all of the, the characters in your life.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Who's your favorite character?

• 26:50Speaker 02

  In your life?

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  I like that little blonde one.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Brett?

• 26:55Speaker 02

  I think you guys are so fun together.

• 26:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, she's.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  But also you two are one of my favorites as well.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Nolan kind of upset me earlier.

• 27:01Speaker 03

  I'm sorry.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  And you said I was not everyone's cup of tea, even though I've been working on comedy for 12 years of my life.

• 27:08Speaker 01

  What comedies have you been in?

• 27:10Speaker 02

  What comedy have I been in?

• 27:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought you were only in serious shit.

• 27:14Speaker 02

  Well, I'm in Hacks, which is a show you're in.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  We were in a scene together.

• 27:18Speaker 01

  Right.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  So you don't remember?

• 27:20Speaker 01

  I.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  You kind of consider that more of a drama.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I thought so. Yeah.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  I am mostly in dramas. I was actually supposed to be not only in Katniss in that movie, but also I was supposed to play the girl and mother.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  Oh, so in Jennifer Lawrence's mother?

• 27:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:38Speaker 01

  What about Die My Love? Did you, were you up for that one?

• 27:40Speaker 02

  I was up for the guy.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Like, like a twist, like I'm, I'm the dad, the dad, but I'm myself, like I'm me in drag.

• 27:50Speaker 01

  But then you would be like, ah, like.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Whatever the line is.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. So what's your favorite line you've ever said?

• 27:57Speaker 02

  Ever?

• 27:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:59Speaker 02

  Um, you know, I did a movie a couple of years ago. Um, and it was sort of about like a haunted bride. And, um, I guess my favorite line from that was, you're gonna marry me, or I'm gonna marry myself.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  I can't believe I've never seen that.

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Why did you laugh?

• 28:21Speaker 01

  Sorry, I was just so like, taken by it.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz it's kind of like The Haunted Bride is like, she like, is a monster, kind of. I think that was my favorite.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  I think that was my favorite. She got really sick after the muscles.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  Oh, she did?

• 28:41Speaker 02

  Yeah. And she also kept like, you know, you like, put the bread and the butter and stuff?

• 28:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:47Speaker 02

  So she kept doing it and I was like, I think you've, like, I don't wanna cut you off, but I feel like you had a lot of the butter. And, um, can I tell them? Yeah, please. So she shit her pants and it had a trail of shit all the way to the car, which was crazy.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Oh, were you about found oyster?

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Yes. And it was so good. And then I totally lost my appetite after I saw how many, how much of the butter she was, at one point she had the bowl.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  So I knew you were gonna get sick, especially after ordering tiramisu after. But yeah, so.

• 29:22Speaker 02

  But yeah, she got really sick and she shit all over the restaurant, but. We were supposed to go to a movie premiere after. We were supposed to see The Moment. But you certainly had a moment in the restaurant.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  Well, I can't wait for all the moments that we're gonna share tonight together.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Together?

• 29:41Speaker 01

  Like, I hope we are friends and I'm excited to see you.

• 29:44Speaker 02

  I will try to make it to your party.

• 29:46Speaker 01

  Not my party.

• 29:48Speaker 02

  What makes you wanna do that stuff?

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Thought it was pretty cool. I really wanted to go and I wanted to dress up real nice, you know, like a princess.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  What does it feel like, though, when you're there?

• 29:59Speaker 01

  I've never been.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  When you're at something like that?

• 30:02Speaker 01

  I feel like, I can't believe I'm here.

• 30:04Speaker 02

  And then what?

• 30:05Speaker 01

  And then, that's about it. And then, it feels kind of empty inside.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  I think you're awesome and I, with all joking aside, I am really excited for you and your future and I'm really, really excited about the Netflix thing. Like, I do like, I'm, I have, I really, really like, I have a show on Netflix and a movie that no one's seen and it makes me really happy that.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  Cora Bora?

• 30:29Speaker 02

  I mean, good.

• 30:30Speaker 01

  I've seen that.

• 30:31Speaker 02

  I mean, I just feel like it's really good and I just feel like a lot of people haven't seen it.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  So you wanna promote it?

• 30:36Speaker 02

  Watch Cora Bora. And also watch a movie that I have coming out next year. It's a buddy comedy with me and Candace Owens and we are.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  It's called The Florida Project.

• 30:53Speaker 02

  And it's like a road trip movie. I know, I know, there's another Florida project, but yeah, we have the rights to-

• 30:59Speaker 01

  How was working with Candace?

• 31:00Speaker 02

  She is awesome.

• 31:04Speaker 02

  She's awesome. Yeah. She thinks I'm straight, but yeah.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  You had to lie?

• 31:10Speaker 02

  I didn't have to, but I chose to lie and I, yeah.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  What is something she'll say to you that she said to you that you'll never forget?

• 31:18Speaker 02

  That she hates gay people.

• 31:20Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  Oh, by the way, Keith Rogers did my hair. I needed to shout him out.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  I never let anyone that's not a gay guy touch my hair. So maybe you'll get to touch my hair one day.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  So, right before a big scene, go ahead, one more time.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Ow!

• 31:43Speaker 01

  Sorry, sorry.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  What was that?

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Sorry, I just, sorry.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  I didn't even touch you.

• 31:48Speaker 01

  Sorry, sorry.

• 31:50Speaker 02

  You're, is there like a Medicare?

• 31:55Speaker 02

  So Keith Rogers did my hair and then Sarah, my nanny, did my makeup. We went with a bold red lip. So the thing about Candace is, back to Candace's story, so Candace, I was nervous about this big emotional scene. Something I'll never forget her saying, because she, I'm joking, she doesn't hate gay people, I don't, I don't think. But she came up to me and she said, "You're awesome and you can do this." And I was like, "Okay, I can."

• 32:25Speaker 01

  You can.

• 32:27Speaker 02

  And then, did you have any more questions?

• 32:29Speaker 01

  I think, I think that's about it from me.

• 32:32Speaker 02

  I love you.

• 32:33Speaker 01

  I love you too.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  I really do and I'm, I'm just, I'm completely excited for Oscar night.

• 32:39Speaker 01

  I'm so excited for, well, I'm excited for you.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try to go to the Vanity Fair.

• 32:42Speaker 01

  And I really am rooting for you for Saturday Night on TNT.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Thank you. I, I just, and we also are up for, yeah, Best Picture.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  Oh, what?

• 32:52Speaker 01

  How'd you not tell me that?

• 32:53Speaker 02

  I know. So, I'm excited. I saw, I saw the other, I saw like him and again, like I seen it, I'm saying after I realized I wasn't in it. It is good. So Chloe, dah dah dah dah.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  We'll see you at the Oscars. Go stream, once it's available on streaming, because it's still in theaters, Suddenly Tuesday, starring Meg Stalter and Adam Sandler, where she plays a woman who is hit by a bus, dies, goes to heaven, comes back as an essential worker who gives out masks at the hospital, and then somehow comes back into her body with her husband, who is Adam Sandler, holding a bowl of oatmeal over her head.

• 33:29Speaker 02

  But you don't have to say somehow, because it makes sense in the storyline of why that happens. I'm just not gonna, and go stream the party that you're gonna be asking people questions at.

• 33:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, including you.

• 33:40Speaker 02

  Maybe. No, I won't be there, Vanity Fair.

• 33:47Speaker 01

  What?

• 33:47Speaker 02

  I have to go, um, one of my kids is sick, so I need to go take him to the bed.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  He's sick and he's here right now, and you told him you were going to the doctor?

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I gotta get that out.

• 33:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Oh, where'd you get that? The tag's still on.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  Oh, wanna give a little bye pussies?

• 34:03Speaker 02

  Bye pussies, is that what you say?

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  Bye therapy pussies.

• 34:07Speaker 01

  I hear your kid coughing.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, uh, he's, he's been sick for like, at school, they always get sick.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 34:18Speaker 02

  They're always spreading germs at school.

• 34:21Speaker 01

  My friends' kids aren't always sick.

• 34:23Speaker 02

  Maybe your friends are homeschool people.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  Well, they're not, so.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  Maybe you don't know. Have you seen them drop their kids off at school?

• 34:30Speaker 01

  No, I haven't, now that you think about it.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  You have no idea what it's like, because you don't have kids. You get to dedicate all of your time to being an actor, and none of your time to taking care of children. How happy are you?

• 34:42Speaker 01

  I'm pretty happy.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  He gets you whatever you want. My highlight of my week is this big old bald lip, and you're the only damn one that sounded sick in the video. Why do you have to post a video when you sound sick? Can't you just wait till tomorrow? You're addicted. You're taking attention and you're addicted to being online. Wait till tomorrow where your voice clears up. You don't need to post a video every time you sound sick.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm sorry.

• 35:04Speaker 02

  Oh, guess what?

• 35:05Speaker 01

  What?

• 35:05Speaker 02

  I'm scrolling through, all I see, your videos, Doja Cat talking about the ballet thing, and other people mad at Timothy. Well, you're mad at a guy saying he doesn't like ballet?

• 35:17Speaker 02

  I don't see your freaky ass at the ballet.

• 35:19Speaker 01

  Have you ever been to the ballet?

• 35:21Speaker 02

  I go to ballet every month, at least once. I love the ballet. I used to be in ballet.

• 35:27Speaker 01

  I know that. That's why I'm asking if you continue.

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Do you think I don't love your videos?

• 35:32Speaker 01

  I haven't.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  But guess what? I'm worried about you when you're posting when you sound sick.

• 35:37Speaker 02

  You don't think I love your videos? I love your videos. I want you posting all the time, but you have taken it too far when you post when you're sick.

• 35:44Speaker 01

  Okay, you're right.

• 35:45Speaker 02

  Okay? If I'm seeing a video, Nolan, and he's sick, take the phone out of his hand and throw it down the well.

• 35:53Speaker 01

  All right, well, thank you, Meg, for-

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Great. Oh, great. We ended weird, so now everyone online, "I can only take her in small doses."

• 36:03Speaker 02

  Oh, great, she came after him. I came after him because he posted when he was sick. I didn't come after him for posting too much. I want him posting. If anything, I'd love for him to be posting more. Do I want him to post when he's sick? No, because I'm not the Grim Reaper. Wanting him to get even more sick. Thank you, guys. This has been awesome, and we love you, and please tune in to-

• 36:23Speaker 01

  The Oscars.

• 36:28Speaker 02

  I can tell you're upset.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  I'm not upset.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  You were upset because I brought up the sickness. You didn't want anyone to know.

• 36:33Speaker 01

  No, I'm not upset. I woke up feeling a lot better.

• 36:36Speaker 02

  Sometimes you lean in, "I'm sick." That's fine. Because you're asking for help. But then sometimes you post a video and you sound sick.

• 36:42Speaker 01

  I can tell your role in Suddenly Tuesday really affected you.

• 36:46Speaker 02

  I mean, it's hard to take off the hat. And in the movie, I'm wearing a big hat.

• 36:53Speaker 01

  Oh, really?

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:54Speaker 01

  From where?

• 36:56Speaker 02

  Sounds like you gave the sickness to Nolan.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  What?

• 37:04Speaker 01

  All right, everybody's-

• 37:05Speaker 02

  Wait, I'm saying, right? Doesn't it sound like you gave the sickness to Nolan?

• 37:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, it does. I'm sorry, Nolan. It's okay.

• 37:12Speaker 02

  It's not okay that you're sick because your boss got you sick?

• 37:17Speaker 02

  Because you had a cold yesterday, and you couldn't help but keep working.

• 37:20Speaker 01

  I was high.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  You're a workaholic.

• 37:22Speaker 01

  I was high.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  Okay, well, there we go.

• 37:24Speaker 01

  Thank you, Meg. I will see you at the Oscars later.

• 37:27Speaker 02

  I guess I will bring a cop with me to make sure I'm safe from you.

• 37:30Speaker 01

  Ooh, a cop, okay.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  Okay, I gotta go. Sorry, I just- I need to go get my nail done.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 37:38Speaker 01

  Bye, Jake. Bye.

• 37:59Speaker 00

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