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0:42 Speaker 01 Tucker is back on the podcast and Brett is here doing the intro for us today. Hi Bee.
0:47 Speaker 02 Hi, I missed you so much.
0:48 Speaker 01 I missed you more. This is our last month living together.
0:51 Speaker 02 I really can't talk about it. I might start crying.
0:54 Speaker 01 It hasn't hit me yet.
0:56 Speaker 02 It's starting to kind of hit me.
0:58 Speaker 01 It really hasn't hit me yet.
0:59 Speaker 02 And it's really making me sad, but...
1:02 Speaker 01 I push.
1:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:04 Speaker 01 That's what Alicia from Rhode Island taught me. Just push it down.
1:06 Speaker 02 Push, push it down.
1:07 Speaker 01 Repress.
1:08 Speaker 02 I'll do that for the next few weeks.
1:09 Speaker 01 Yeah. What's the point in being miserable?
1:11 Speaker 02 It's too much going on, yeah.
1:13 Speaker 01 But you were very stressed today.
1:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, I just have a lot. There's a lot going on. Well, you have a lot going on too. You're about to leave.
1:20 Speaker 01 I've changed. My personality has shifted a lot these past few months.
1:24 Speaker 02 Why do you think?
1:25 Speaker 01 I'm vintage shopping now.
1:27 Speaker 02 Right? That's the shirt.
1:29 Speaker 01 Yeah, vintage, you guys. I only shop at one vintage store, which I know like is, takes away the whole point from vintage shopping.
1:36 Speaker 02 Yes, I know.
1:37 Speaker 01 Actually, I would say my vintage journey started maybe at the beginning of this year.
1:42 Speaker 02 I think it started in Japan.
1:44 Speaker 01 It started in Japan and on Depop.
1:46 Speaker 02 Right.
1:46 Speaker 01 And I just took it to a level where it's like, I feel like, my issue with vintage shopping is I feel like I need, I need it all. Cause it's like one of one.
1:54 Speaker 02 And it's like so cool. It's like...
1:57 Speaker 02 Pieces like are like cooler than just normal.
2:00 Speaker 01 When where this is from, but it spoke to me.
2:02 Speaker 02 Remember we went to the Silver Lake Flea Market and Vintage Shores in college and I bought that Chicago Bulls shirt? That I like.
2:10 Speaker 01 Was it so hot?
2:12 Speaker 02 It was hot. It was senior year.
2:14 Speaker 01 Why don't I remember that? Wait, yes, I do remember this.
2:17 Speaker 02 The three Mendes shirt.
2:19 Speaker 01 Do you wear it still?
2:20 Speaker 02 Like not as not as much as I used to. I like lived in that shirt senior year and we were like, oh my God, like.
2:25 Speaker 01 Yeah, cuz it's like one of one. It's like, where'd you get this?
2:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:28 Speaker 01 I don't know if people know this, but do people know your mom is Tucker's number one fan?
2:32 Speaker 02 I don't think people know.
2:33 Speaker 01 Can you explain?
2:35 Speaker 02 So my mom discovered role model last year. No, maybe a year and a half ago, but she was she was early on it for like the moms.
2:45 Speaker 01 Like he has a big mom audience.
2:47 Speaker 02 He has a big mom audience, but she was early on it and she like became obsessed and like obsessed with his new album. And like she loves Tucker so much. She knows all his songs and Jake once nicely got her.
3:03 Speaker 01 A video message?
3:04 Speaker 02 Yeah. Jake got her a video message from Tucker and she calls him Tucker, not role model. But should we ask her what her favorite song is? Should we see if she picks up? I think she would appreciate that.
3:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, just speaker phone it.
3:18 Speaker 02 I'm here with Jake.
3:19 Speaker 01 Hi, Mojo.
3:21 Speaker 02 We are recording the intro to the therapist episode with Tucker.
3:25 Speaker 01 And we wanted to know what your favorite, we wanted to know what your favorite thing about Tucker is and your favorite song.
3:33 Speaker 03 Okay, before I do that, can we just take a beat? Jake, are you aware of how good you look? And do you feel as good about yourself as you look currently?
3:47 Speaker 01 You know what? Today I felt it. Today I felt it.
3:51 Speaker 02 I'm laughing, Mom.
3:52 Speaker 03 Are you hearing me?
3:53 Speaker 01 No, I and I need to hear you more because I I do have I'm still having like negative mindset.
3:58 Speaker 03 Okay, well, baby steps, but I want to tell you.
4:02 Speaker 01 Thank you.
4:02 Speaker 03 It's sort of like Brett had a moment when she just like her authentic sunshine returned. And I feel like that's where you are right now.
4:12 Speaker 01 Yes, thank you. Oh, you really feel that way?
4:15 Speaker 03 I wouldn't say it if I didn't, honey.
4:17 Speaker 02 Oh, that's nice, Mom.
4:18 Speaker 01 Mojo, thank you.
4:20 Speaker 03 You guys know that. All right, Tucker, like.
4:25 Speaker 03 I have to be careful because I'm a sixty-two-year-old grandmother.
4:30 Speaker 03 I can't, I gotta be careful because it's very sexual, but like, he just does this little thing with his mouth that sends the crowd spinning. And he is, he's a wordsmith, which I know you guys appreciate because of Taylor.
4:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:48 Speaker 03 He has written powerful lyrics that we all want to sing from the top of our lungs, and that is rare.
4:56 Speaker 01 Yes, he's a rarity.
4:58 Speaker 02 What's your favorite song?
5:01 Speaker 03 Um...
5:03 Speaker 02 If you have to choose.
5:04 Speaker 03 Can I only do one?
5:06 Speaker 01 You can do two.
5:07 Speaker 02 You can do two.
5:09 Speaker 03 Can I do early Tucker and then new Tucker?
5:13 Speaker 01 Yes, please, please.
5:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
5:14 Speaker 03 Okay, alright, but I want to get the correct, because the lyrics are in my head rather than song titles. So let me do a little research and I will do a group text to you guys.
5:24 Speaker 02 Okay, that's fine.
5:25 Speaker 03 And he has sold out the Salt Shed before Mochow could get tickets, so I'm gonna lean in, guys. When that's in September.
5:34 Speaker 01 Tucker.
5:35 Speaker 02 What's the Salt Shed?
5:37 Speaker 01 A venue in Chicago.
5:38 Speaker 03 That's when he's playing, this venue in Chicago, which is outrageous and cool, and, I mean, I was talking, okay, I played Tucker's, the video that you got for me, Jake, at a party on the Fourth of July, because the girls were like, "Oh my god, Mochow, we're totally in a role model because of you." And I'm like, "Yeah, well, his name is Tucker." He's on my phone. And they're like, "Why don't you put that on social media?" I go, "Because that's not for social media, that's for me and you, because I've had two cocktails."
6:11 Speaker 01 Yes!
6:12 Speaker 02 Okay, well, we'll get you to Tucker in Chicago, mom. Love you.
6:16 Speaker 03 Oh my god, alright, so I will send, I know the words, but
6:20 Speaker 01 What are the words?
6:21 Speaker 03 Once I tell you the title of the song, you'll know the lyrics.
6:23 Speaker 02 Some pretender, that one?
6:25 Speaker 03 No, just don't, I'm gonna do it, I'm in the, I'm in the middle of an insurance assignment, but I will do your assignment as soon as I'm done with this.
6:34 Speaker 02 Alright, okay, love you, bye.
6:36 Speaker 01 Love you, Mochow. Um, where were you just?
6:39 Speaker 02 I was just in Switzerland and Croatia.
6:41 Speaker 01 Oh yes, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett. Brett Brock, Brett, I can't speak to.
6:47 Speaker 02 Wait, did you see I got Katras in Switzerland?
6:49 Speaker 01 I did see that and I'm realizing I can't speak because I'm high.
6:53 Speaker 02 That makes sense.
6:54 Speaker 01 I'm like, why can't I speak? Like, why aren't my thoughts connecting?
6:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
6:58 Speaker 01 And it's.
6:58 Speaker 02 Did you end up smoking earlier at like a?
7:00 Speaker 01 Yeah.
7:01 Speaker 02 Eleven?
7:02 Speaker 01 I did.
7:02 Speaker 02 Okay.
7:03 Speaker 01 It's the summer. When it's the summer and it's hot out, you just wanna like be high, like in the sun. And by the way, I've been getting some color on my face. Like, I woke up with some freckles.
7:12 Speaker 02 Love.
7:13 Speaker 01 Oh, I've been watching Skins UK. Have you ever seen?
7:16 Speaker 02 No, was that on MTV?
7:18 Speaker 01 So there was a US version on MTV.
7:20 Speaker 02 Oh.
7:20 Speaker 01 And that was very poorly received.
7:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, I remember.
7:24 Speaker 01 Very, very, very poorly received.
7:26 Speaker 02 I remember my mom used to tell me if I saw Skins on the TV guide, I couldn't, I couldn't press the show. I couldn't watch it.
7:34 Speaker 01 Well, you know, today in TV shows, they like outright say things because they assume that you're on your phone. Did you know this? They give like extra exposition.
7:43 Speaker 02 I actually did know this.
7:45 Speaker 01 Like they give like, and I'm in the restaurant, like they like shit like that. So because they assume people are on their phone. Whereas if you're back in the day, if you're, I'm watching Skins and I'm like, oh, I have to like put my phone down and lock in because I'm like gonna miss some like minor detail that expli- that implies and explains this, because each episode's a different character. Oh, my God, Skins is amazing. Louise, you would die. How have you not seen Skins?
8:07 Speaker 02 Wait, what? I've seen it like four times.
8:09 Speaker 01 Oh.
8:10 Speaker 02 Like when it was, when it was airing.
8:12 Speaker 01 Well, I'm on a Skins journey.
8:13 Speaker 02 Well, I don't wanna change the subject.
8:15 Speaker 01 You can change the subject.
8:16 Speaker 02 The new Hunger Games movie is gonna change your life.
8:19 Speaker 01 Wait, why? Cause the book?
8:20 Speaker 02 The book? Have you read it? I haven't read it, but I've been following your story. No, no, no, no, no. Like, you don't understand. It's about Hamish's Games. The book is.
8:28 Speaker 01 Should I read the book?
8:29 Speaker 02 Like, maybe. Have you been reading?
8:31 Speaker 01 No, but fuck it. Like, what else am I gonna do?
8:34 Speaker 02 It is so good, so fucking sad.
8:37 Speaker 01 Okay.
8:37 Speaker 02 And so good. And the movie comes out in November and I'm so excited because I know you love The Hunger Games, and I do too.
8:42 Speaker 01 Ah, I love The Hunger Games.
8:43 Speaker 02 It's gonna, it's gonna like, it's gonna change lives.
8:45 Speaker 01 Maybe I'll give it a, maybe I'll give it a read.
8:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:47 Speaker 01 It's an easy read.
8:49 Speaker 02 I mean, did you read the original Hunger Games?
8:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, easiest reads ever.
8:51 Speaker 02 Then yes. It's very similar to the first one.
8:54 Speaker 01 Okay, I'm sold.
8:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, I read it on vacation.
8:58 Speaker 01 You need to watch Skins though.
8:59 Speaker 02 Okay.
9:00 Speaker 01 It's old though, it's like from 2007, like I don't know if you're down for that.
9:03 Speaker 02 No, that's fine, I'm rewatching, or actually no, I'm not rewatching, I'm watching Entourage right now with Max.
9:08 Speaker 01 Oh, then you can definitely do Skins. Skins walked so Euphoria could run, or honestly vice versa. Skins ran so Euphoria could walk. Like, Skins is like actually like, no offense to Euphoria, like Euphoria's great, but Skins is like changed my life. Like, Skins is like, I'm watching it and I'm like, oh my god, like, the way these people live, like, yeah, you could argue that it's bad because they like, kind of are so day by day and like, but not everything is the end of the world, like, things kind of just happen in Skins and life moves on. Do you know what I mean?
9:39 Speaker 02 That's a good message.
9:40 Speaker 01 Like, life moves on. Like, no one in the show is like, oh my god, it's the best show I've ever seen. It's amazing and the theme song's like a banger.
9:49 Speaker 02 I'm seeing if my mom has texted us. She hasn't.
9:52 Speaker 01 We've loved Role Models since.
9:54 Speaker 02 Senior year of college.
9:55 Speaker 01 Yes, RX.
9:56 Speaker 02 RX.
9:57 Speaker 01 What was her favorite song off that?
9:58 Speaker 02 Oh, she just responded. My mom said, "Life is funny, number one, early Tucker with, say it first, close second. Current Tucker, some protector."
10:09 Speaker 01 Oh, she's like going.
10:11 Speaker 02 With, with "High Hope 3000" in second by a nose, uh, "Forever and More."
10:16 Speaker 01 Oh, wait, give me, give me, give me, give me.
10:18 Speaker 02 Ooh, and "Never Let You Go," and, and "Die For My Bitch," and "Who Hurt You."
10:24 Speaker 01 Wait, my favorite is, um, oh, I think my favorite was RX. Do you remember? I loved RX.
10:29 Speaker 02 Yeah. We would listen to this on the way to Barry's.
10:32 Speaker 01 "Never Let You Go" was so good.
10:34 Speaker 02 So good.
10:35 Speaker 01 But, okay, at this current time, I'm in France, and if France is still in the World Cup.
10:40 Speaker 02 Oh, it's gonna be insane.
10:41 Speaker 01 It's gonna be insane, I'm gonna be having the time of my life.
10:44 Speaker 02 Well, because everyone says Mbappe is like the best player and he's French.
10:48 Speaker 01 Yeah. And I'm gonna be in France. Do you think they're gonna like have it on like every bar?
10:54 Speaker 02 Yes, I think so. I think they go, I think they go crazy.
10:57 Speaker 01 Oh my god, I was in France during the fucking heatwave.
10:59 Speaker 02 Which is genuinely like, we didn't talk about it enough.
11:02 Speaker 01 Because I shut my mouth. I didn't complain.
11:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:05 Speaker 01 But I, we didn't, we don't talk about the fact that I was there for Louise, I mean Brett.
11:12 Speaker 01 Wow.
11:15 Speaker 01 When I left my hotel, I couldn't, I actually couldn't leave my hotel.
11:21 Speaker 02 No.
11:22 Speaker 01 You know, I can't even put, there was no one on the street. Nobody was-
11:26 Speaker 02 It was like 105 degrees.
11:28 Speaker 01 It was crazy.
11:30 Speaker 02 Crazy.
11:30 Speaker 01 Crazy, like crazy. Like, I've never been so hot in my entire life. I was out at night, one night, the one night I went out. I was drinking wine and all of a sudden I feel a drop and my back had been dripping sweat everywhere. And then I just looked around and everyone's back was dripping sweat.
11:47 Speaker 02 Everyone's dripping sweat.
11:48 Speaker 01 And I was like, okay, I guess I'll lean into the sweat.
11:50 Speaker 02 Yeah, you kind of have to.
11:52 Speaker 01 It makes going out a tad more vulnerable and a tad more fun, I would say, actually, as well. Like, when I was out and I was sweating, I was like, I'm out and I'm sweating. And I feel like I'm letting myself, oh, the new Madonna album is amazing, speaking of sweating. Have you heard?
12:08 Speaker 02 Speaking of sweating.
12:09 Speaker 01 Have you heard the new Madonna album? I've listened to like three songs. Lower he's sad.
12:13 Speaker 02 I haven't listened.
12:14 Speaker 01 It's so good, it's so good. Read my lips. Oh, good for the soul, like-
12:21 Speaker 02 Oh, you've been like listening to this album?
12:23 Speaker 01 Dude, I've been listening to this album.
12:24 Speaker 02 Wow.
12:25 Speaker 01 Well, what I love about the album is it's really helping me deep dive into Madonna. And I'm like so fascinated about her early days in New York in the 80s and late 70s. I'm like fascinated by it.
12:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:37 Speaker 01 Oh, when you are away, are you gonna be using my Shake and Train with Jake Shane series on the ALO Wellness Club app?
12:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course. I already have it downloaded.
12:46 Speaker 01 Really?
12:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
12:48 Speaker 01 Oh, thank you. What's crazy about the ALO stuff is actually, one of the first people to compliment me on my workout journey was Tucker in that very first episode. And my body has transformed so much since then. So I just am really excited that I got to do this, because I'm like, I feel, I feel, I've never felt comfortable with my shirt off, as you know.
13:11 Speaker 02 It's so full circle and amazing. ALO has been such a big thing for you.
13:15 Speaker 01 Biggest.
13:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:16 Speaker 01 Every morning, you going to ALO?
13:18 Speaker 02 Uh, yeah.
13:19 Speaker 01 Every single morning.
13:19 Speaker 02 It's really a routine.
13:20 Speaker 01 And I got to shoot it in the south of France.
13:22 Speaker 02 Which is amazing.
13:23 Speaker 01 Which is amazing.
13:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:24 Speaker 01 And if you guys want to check it out for yourself, you can go to thealwellnessclub.com/jake to download the app and do my Shake and Train with Jake Shane series today, as well as 4,000 other classes that include Pilates, strength training, yoga, bar, mat, everything you need.
13:40 Speaker 01 And it's free. I thought a fun way to stay in touch when you move, despite you saying, like, I know you're like, it's close by, we should send each other what song we're listening to that day that we're hyper fixated on.
13:50 Speaker 02 Yes.
13:51 Speaker 01 Because we both always hyper fixate on a song of the day, so we should always just like, wake up and send the song.
13:55 Speaker 02 Yes.
13:55 Speaker 01 And I think that's a beautiful way to stay in touch.
13:57 Speaker 02 Let's do that, please. But I was telling Max today that I'm just like so overwhelmed with like, things that I have on to, or I have going on to, and he said, well, it's better that to be underwhelmed.
14:07 Speaker 01 Yes, always.
14:08 Speaker 02 And I was like, you're so right.
14:09 Speaker 01 Always. Joan Rivers biopic, she'll point to the page with nothing and say, this is my worst nightmare.
14:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah.
14:16 Speaker 01 So you gotta just be grateful.
14:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, and power through.
14:20 Speaker 01 Well, should we say our favorite Tucker song in honor of the third episode?
14:24 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:25 Speaker 01 What's yours?
14:26 Speaker 02 I think Forever and More.
14:27 Speaker 01 Mine's Sally.
14:29 Speaker 02 Oh, well, of course, because you were the first Sally.
14:31 Speaker 01 Ever.
14:31 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:32 Speaker 01 And like, never forget it.
14:33 Speaker 02 No.
14:34 Speaker 01 So, my, my favorite is Sally, just because of what it means to me.
14:39 Speaker 02 I love you so much.
14:40 Speaker 01 I love you more. Enjoy the episode, pussies.
14:45 Speaker 04 Hey, guys, welcome back to Therapists, the new season, and now exclusively on Netflix. And I'm, we're, I'm here with Jake, my friend now.
14:56 Speaker 01 I don't even want to hear it.
14:58 Speaker 04 We're friends now.
15:01 Speaker 01 Okay, continue with your intro, I'm so sorry.
15:03 Speaker 04 Um, the first time we did this, we were strangers.
15:06 Speaker 01 Complete.
15:08 Speaker 04 We've gotten to know each other.
15:10 Speaker 01 And your phone's buzzing a lot.
15:11 Speaker 04 We keep in contact.
15:15 Speaker 01 How is moving the phone from one side of the octopus to the other? Could it stop it from buzzing?
15:19 Speaker 04 I don't know what to do with it, I'm sorry. Um, but I'm happy to be back. I know we, our thing is maybe that we're, we sort of go at, go at it with each other a lot.
15:31 Speaker 01 Oh, is your new era about kindness?
15:33 Speaker 04 And so now, I just think that maybe we could open this episode with kindness.
15:37 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
15:37 Speaker 04 And being sweet to one another.
15:40 Speaker 01 My hands are a little bummy. Oh, yours are too.
15:42 Speaker 04 Bummy?
15:43 Speaker 01 Bummy.
15:44 Speaker 04 Gross.
15:45 Speaker 01 Okay.
15:46 Speaker 04 Um, so I'd like to just start by-
15:50 Speaker 01 His new album, Chup Timely and the Hourglass, is out August 7th. Please give it up for Tucker Role Model Pillsbury.
16:02 Speaker 01 Well, I have to do that.
16:04 Speaker 04 Okay.
16:06 Speaker 04 But like I was saying, I think that we could just start with kindness. So I just want to start by saying, I'm, I'm proud of you. You're a very hard worker. You've done so much more than make TikToks impersonating things.
16:18 Speaker 01 Thank you. Well, okay, so if we're opening this up with kindness, I am very proud of you.
16:27 Speaker 01 You've been singing all around the town. Everywhere. And people know every word.
16:34 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
16:35 Speaker 01 Every word.
16:36 Speaker 04 I will say, there's one other thing I want to just start off with. Remember when you called me when Niall Horan was on here?
16:46 Speaker 01 Yeah, are you trying to like clear the air on?
16:47 Speaker 04 Yes, because I caught shit.
16:49 Speaker 01 I know you did.
16:51 Speaker 04 And people didn't take the joke. But understand this, I was in the studio and I was working. Jake called me, I didn't answer. He called me again, I didn't answer. And before I could even text him and be like, hey, I'll call you later, Niall Horan calls me for the first time ever.
17:08 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:09 Speaker 04 He's never called me. And so obviously in my head, I go, oh, they're on the podcast. This would be funny if I pick up for him and not for Jake.
17:18 Speaker 01 And it was funny.
17:19 Speaker 04 And it was funny.
17:20 Speaker 01 Did people actually get angry about it?
17:22 Speaker 04 People were like, he's like the worst friend ever. Oh, this is like too far.
17:30 Speaker 04 Out of everything.
17:32 Speaker 01 Out of everything.
17:33 Speaker 04 It's just.
17:34 Speaker 01 Any new tattoos since we? What?
17:36 Speaker 04 No new tattoos.
17:39 Speaker 04 I heard you want to get it ear piercing. I remember you called me and asked if that would be a good idea.
17:45 Speaker 01 I don't even remember. Did you say?
17:47 Speaker 04 I think you were doing a mass calling of like everyone you know to be like, is it weird if I get my ear pierced?
17:52 Speaker 01 And what did you say?
17:53 Speaker 04 I think I talked you out of it.
17:55 Speaker 01 You don't think so?
17:56 Speaker 04 Cause I just, you were talking about a single earring and I was just.
17:59 Speaker 01 Yeah, like one right here.
17:59 Speaker 04 I know.
18:00 Speaker 01 But don't you have one?
18:03 Speaker 01 But your ears are pierced.
18:04 Speaker 04 They used to be.
18:07 Speaker 01 When'd you get them out?
18:09 Speaker 04 Um, you know what's funny?
18:12 Speaker 04 Is as soon, um, I did a movie with Lena.
18:16 Speaker 01 I know you, uh huh.
18:18 Speaker 04 Way long time ago when she, the first time she ever called me about it and was like, "I have this movie, blah, blah, blah, talk to me about it." It wasn't even like confirmed that I'd be in the movie, it was just the possibility. I was like, I got off the phone and I took my earrings out and I was like, they need to, I want them to heal before I shoot a movie because I don't want to look like a douchebag in a movie with Natalie Portman.
18:40 Speaker 01 Did they heal?
18:41 Speaker 04 Kind of, but I think you can still see the little dot. Um.
18:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, I can.
18:46 Speaker 04 Unfortunately.
18:47 Speaker 01 I don't think it's unfortunately.
18:48 Speaker 04 I just, I thought maybe I just needed to grow up a little bit and, um, so Lena Dunham is the reason I did it.
18:55 Speaker 01 Oh, wow.
18:56 Speaker 04 It's a cool fun fact for a therapist.
18:59 Speaker 01 I still hear your phone buzzing, buzz, buzz, buzz.
19:01 Speaker 04 I can't do anything about it.
19:02 Speaker 01 You can't put your phone on do not disturb?
19:03 Speaker 04 You can just throw it out there. I'm sorry.
19:06 Speaker 01 I like your ballet shoes.
19:08 Speaker 04 Thanks. My, they're my lemon pepper steppers, I was told.
19:12 Speaker 01 What?
19:13 Speaker 04 They're my lemon pepper steppers.
19:16 Speaker 01 What do you mean lemon peppers? What's a lemon pepper stepper?
19:18 Speaker 04 I don't know. Someone on my touring team said you got the, uh, lemon pepper steppers.
19:25 Speaker 01 Are you excited to go back on tour?
19:26 Speaker 04 I am excited to go back on tour. I'm very excited. We just did some festivals.
19:30 Speaker 01 I saw.
19:31 Speaker 04 In Europe and, um, it got me very excited, but it was fun.
19:40 Speaker 01 So like.
19:41 Speaker 04 Let's just sit with it for a second.
19:42 Speaker 01 Okay.
19:43 Speaker 04 Because I'm just,
19:46 Speaker 04 I thought by now you'd be better.
19:51 Speaker 04 And I just saw it in your eyes.
19:54 Speaker 01 With the panic?
19:55 Speaker 04 Just searching for, and it's just, it hit me and I was like, oh, he's probably seasoned by now. He's like, he's probably got this down, but I just gotta sit with it for a sec because I don't think you do.
20:05 Speaker 01 Okay, what if we go back to our roots for a second?
20:08 Speaker 04 Yeah.
20:09 Speaker 01 And play the game?
20:11 Speaker 04 What game?
20:12 Speaker 01 Three, two, one game.
20:12 Speaker 04 Sure, I would love that.
20:14 Speaker 01 Okay. Three, wait, your word?
20:17 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
20:19 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, sneaker.
20:22 Speaker 04 Wood and sneaker.
20:25 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, golden goose. Okay.
20:30 Speaker 01 Three. I'm already there. You're not there?
20:35 Speaker 04 Three, two, one.
20:36 Speaker 01 Sandal.
20:39 Speaker 04 Gardening and sandal.
20:40 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, rake. Okay.
20:46 Speaker 04 Soil and rake.
20:48 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, flower.
20:54 Speaker 04 How long did it take us the other time?
20:56 Speaker 01 Like, two hours. But then when we got it, it was amazing.
20:59 Speaker 04 Let's just start again, really quick.
21:01 Speaker 01 Okay. Oh, my wrist. Have you heard about my wrist?
21:03 Speaker 04 No. Let's go. Let's come back to this game, talk about the wrist.
21:07 Speaker 01 Okay. Three, two, one.
21:09 Speaker 04 No, no, no. Come back to the game, talk about your wrist right now.
21:14 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
21:14 Speaker 04 Let's come back when we sync up.
21:16 Speaker 01 I have De Quirivens tendonitis.
21:19 Speaker 04 You did tell me about that.
21:21 Speaker 01 And it hurts, look.
21:23 Speaker 04 Is that what it's shaking?
21:24 Speaker 01 This tendon, so inflamed.
21:27 Speaker 04 Oh, Jake.
21:28 Speaker 01 I know. I've been run ragged.
21:30 Speaker 04 And how do you help it?
21:32 Speaker 01 What?
21:33 Speaker 04 How do you help the wrist? What do you do?
21:35 Speaker 01 Oh. Physical therapy, steroid shot.
21:39 Speaker 04 Okay.
21:40 Speaker 01 I have a brace. I ice it.
21:44 Speaker 04 Sorry?
21:44 Speaker 01 Have you ever hurt a part of yourself?
21:46 Speaker 04 I have. I've broken a lot of bones.
21:47 Speaker 01 What bones?
21:48 Speaker 04 Um, my knee, my wrist, my arm.
21:52 Speaker 01 I broke my wrist.
21:53 Speaker 04 Yeah. I broke it multiple times and I have scars on my wrist from it.
21:59 Speaker 01 And then when'd you break your knee?
22:00 Speaker 04 Ah, it's just, it's just not what people want to hear right now.
22:04 Speaker 01 Okay, so what do you think people want to hear?
22:06 Speaker 04 I don't know.
22:07 Speaker 01 Like, the Sally thing is just run dry, huh?
22:10 Speaker 04 How do you feel about that? The Sally thing ending? You started the Sally thing, how does it feel that it's now ended?
22:16 Speaker 01 Like, good, because every time you brought up a different Sally on stage, I would be like, okay.
22:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, you'd be like, right.
22:22 Speaker 01 I'd be like, okay. And then you didn't end it with me, which would have been sweet.
22:27 Speaker 04 And now neither of us are gonna have anything to talk about in interviews.
22:30 Speaker 01 Have you officially, like, killed it?
22:32 Speaker 04 Yeah. It's done. I think it's important to know when to end a bit.
22:36 Speaker 01 So who was your final Sally? Who was the last one?
22:40 Speaker 04 I didn't think about it at the time, but it was Robert Irwin.
22:46 Speaker 04 And it was, truly, I think aside from Olivia Rodrigo, it was the craziest response to Asali.
22:55 Speaker 01 Watch it, please.
22:56 Speaker 04 No, I'm just saying the pride of his
22:59 Speaker 01 Nation?
22:59 Speaker 04 Country, nation.
23:01 Speaker 01 Was he from New Zealand, Australia?
23:02 Speaker 04 Australia.
23:05 Speaker 01 What do you, what do you?
23:06 Speaker 04 I'm on my pager.
23:09 Speaker 01 That's not a pager.
23:10 Speaker 04 It's not a pager.
23:11 Speaker 01 Is that for your diabetes?
23:14 Speaker 04 How is Nick Jonas? He's diabetes?
23:16 Speaker 01 Yeah, we spoke about it, actually. We spoke about his diabetes.
23:18 Speaker 04 And he remembered meeting me.
23:21 Speaker 01 Yeah.
23:21 Speaker 04 I didn't think he would.
23:23 Speaker 01 Oh, from Vegas?
23:25 Speaker 04 Yeah.
23:25 Speaker 01 I know, he said he's like
23:26 Speaker 04 And you were there, too. We talked about that.
23:28 Speaker 01 And you said you remember me, but I know you didn't.
23:31 Speaker 04 I do. I remember exactly where you were on the plane.
23:34 Speaker 01 The back?
23:35 Speaker 04 No.
23:36 Speaker 01 I was in the back.
23:37 Speaker 04 Okay. Three, two, one.
23:40 Speaker 01 Fork. Fork and book?
23:44 Speaker 04 Let's keep going. Let's just
23:45 Speaker 01 Okay.
23:48 Speaker 01 Do you wanna, okay, so you said you had questions about my candy?
23:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm just curious. It's Creative Officer.
23:54 Speaker 01 Chief Creative Officer.
23:56 Speaker 04 Oh, so your name is on it?
23:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, Jake Shane Sour Puss. It's amazing.
23:59 Speaker 04 Okay.
24:00 Speaker 01 You let me know when you want one.
24:02 Speaker 04 I will let you know. Let's go back, because we talked about being nice.
24:06 Speaker 01 Yes, sorry. I feel like I'm being a little mean.
24:09 Speaker 04 Yeah, I know.
24:10 Speaker 01 I feel like I'm being mean, like I came into this thinking you were gonna come for me.
24:14 Speaker 04 No, I wanted to try and be nice today, because I feel like
24:21 Speaker 01 I want one, they're just so good. They're just so good. I can't look at them and not eat them.
24:33 Speaker 01 What are we saying?
24:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, make sure you eat it into the mic, too.
24:45 Speaker 04 You just ripped off his headphones. I can't even imagine what you just went through, that kills me.
24:51 Speaker 01 Let me get comfortable.
24:54 Speaker 04 That was tough, that was not a cleanser.
24:56 Speaker 01 How's the east side of Los Angeles?
24:58 Speaker 04 It's good. I have a house now.
25:01 Speaker 01 You have a house?
25:02 Speaker 04 I have a house.
25:03 Speaker 01 So you do make money?
25:05 Speaker 04 It's, it's nothing like yours.
25:07 Speaker 01 I've lived in the same house since you've known me.
25:08 Speaker 04 I've seen yours.
25:10 Speaker 01 I've lived in the same house since you've known me.
25:12 Speaker 04 I know, and it's always been impressive, but you lived here with a lot of people and now you pretty much are about to live here alone.
25:19 Speaker 01 I know. What are we gonna do?
25:20 Speaker 04 Which proves, I don't know. I don't, I don't know why you live out here. I'm not gonna dox you, but I don't know why you live.
25:28 Speaker 01 Where I live?
25:29 Speaker 04 Cause you're such a social butterfly that I would think you'd wanna be near.
25:36 Speaker 01 What's your favorite memory with me since we last recorded?
25:43 Speaker 04 I enjoyed, I remember you, I had, on my birthday last year.
25:48 Speaker 01 So fun.
25:49 Speaker 04 Well.
25:51 Speaker 04 I had a, I don't love celebrating my birthday, so I just had a dinner with what was about, it was going to be me and my four friends.
26:00 Speaker 01 Make it five!
26:01 Speaker 04 And then I remember you called me and you're like, it's your birthday. And I was like, yeah, I'm going to dinner. And he was like, I'm coming. And then Jake showed up and it was actually like really fun and um, you got to meet like Kai and it was fun.
26:14 Speaker 01 And I love Kai.
26:16 Speaker 04 Yeah, I love Kai.
26:17 Speaker 01 You spend a lot of time with Kai?
26:19 Speaker 04 I do. It's my, it's my bestie.
26:21 Speaker 01 Do you miss him right now?
26:22 Speaker 04 I do, I haven't seen him in.
26:24 Speaker 01 What, two days?
26:26 Speaker 04 I haven't seen him in like five days. I miss him.
26:29 Speaker 01 That's how I feel about my best friends too.
26:31 Speaker 04 They're in New York.
26:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, you, you know.
26:34 Speaker 04 I know.
26:35 Speaker 01 You know. Well, I got a place in New York.
26:38 Speaker 04 I found that out recently. Because anytime you'd FaceTime me when you were in New York, the background and stuff is what I imagined. I just imagined you were staying with Tate McRae.
26:53 Speaker 04 That's yours. You can say it proudly.
26:56 Speaker 01 It's my apartment that I got after I did Broadway.
26:59 Speaker 04 Period.
27:00 Speaker 01 Well, where's your Birkin?
27:02 Speaker 04 I was gonna bring it, because we talked about I wanted to sell it to you. I don't.
27:09 Speaker 01 Can I be honest? I thought you were gonna midway through that episode be like, I have a surprise for you.
27:14 Speaker 04 Give it to you?
27:15 Speaker 01 Yeah.
27:15 Speaker 04 Well, funny story. I was gonna do a music video that I'm not gonna do anymore, but I had a music video and my dream
27:26 Speaker 04 is to have Sexy Red in a music video. And I just, I love her. I think she's amazing. And what I was gonna do, my pitch was I was going to give her the Birkin to just be in the music video.
27:43 Speaker 01 Yeah, you know Neon gives Alabama Barker Birkins all the time.
27:46 Speaker 04 I don't know.
27:47 Speaker 01 That doesn't come across your desk?
27:49 Speaker 04 Neon the...
27:50 Speaker 01 Streamer.
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28:37 Speaker 01 You can also get tickets for the World Cup. You can get tickets for a comedy show. Any live event you can get tickets for on SeatGeek and you can use code THERAPIST for 10% off your purchase. Thank you again, SeatGeek, for sponsoring tonight's episode.
28:52 Speaker 01 I don't know if you've heard, but I have a new workout series with the ALO Wellness Club app called the Shake and Train with Jake Shane series. It is four 10-minute workout sessions, two are strength training, two are Pilates. And I have such an incredible time filming them in the south of France with Louis Chandler and Bianca. It was seriously one of the most fun days of my entire life and that whole trip in general was just incredible. But if you listen to this podcast, you know that I've had a really important relationship with working out over these past three years. And that's all thanks to the ALO Wellness Club, both in Los Angeles and New York and all the trainers there. They've like really helped shift my mindset on working out, which has been like honestly, consistently working out has been a struggle for me throughout my entire life.
29:36 Speaker 01 I finally feel like I'm out of place because of the ALO Wellness Club and these trainers. I'm really proud of my progress that I've made. Also, travel a lot. When I travel, it's hard for me to consistently go to the gym if I don't have a routine. And the ALO Wellness Club app helps me have a routine because even if you don't like my series, which is so fine, there are 4,000 other classes that you can do from yoga, strength training, Pilates, mat, bar, like anything you need, the ALO Wellness Club app has and helps you stay on a good workout schedule, even if you're just in your room or even if you only have 10 minutes, like the classes are only, like some of the classes are only 10 minutes. Classes I do, they're four classes, they're 10 minutes each. You can do only one of them and still have a great workout.
30:19 Speaker 01 Also, the great thing is I wanted to make the series feel like my podcast meets me working out in a way. So I feel, I hope that they make you laugh as hard as I laughed while filming them and working out, because working out is also about having fun. Also, the best thing is it's free. You can just go to alo wellness club.com slash Jake and download the app today to start working out with me. That's alo wellness club.com slash Jake. Thank you again, ALO, for working with me. This has been such a dream. I hope this is only the beginning.
30:53 Speaker 01 I think what we feel, what I feel right now is like, okay, the first two were amazing and now it's like the third and it's like a lot has changed and it's like, well, what now?
31:01 Speaker 04 Let's talk about that, cuz I, there's a, now, I'm just gonna, the internet's very predictable. I'm sure you know that as well.
31:11 Speaker 04 It's gonna be, this is gonna be the fall off episode of us two.
31:14 Speaker 01 You think? I kind of had that feeling this morning. I woke up and I was like, are people, is it gonna, is this it?
31:21 Speaker 04 They're just, it's just predictable. They're gonna be like, oh, I liked it better when they were strangers and they were like flirting with each other and like, and it was like, yeah, and now they're gonna be like,
31:30 Speaker 01 And now?
31:30 Speaker 04 It's on Netflix.
31:31 Speaker 01 Right.
31:32 Speaker 04 They hang out.
31:33 Speaker 01 You think the Netflix has changed stuff?
31:34 Speaker 04 I'm excited to be on Netflix. I can say hi to
31:37 Speaker 01 Say hi to Netflix.
31:38 Speaker 04 My family.
31:40 Speaker 01 You're on Netflix, you're already on Netflix twice. You know that.
31:43 Speaker 04 I'm gonna be on there for reals.
31:45 Speaker 01 Three times.
31:50 Speaker 04 I do miss you, though.
31:51 Speaker 01 I never see you.
31:53 Speaker 04 I know.
31:53 Speaker 01 But we FaceTime.
31:55 Speaker 04 We're busy, you have to, it's
31:58 Speaker 01 I always FaceTime you. You're always on a flight. You like flying? I hate flying.
32:02 Speaker 04 No, I hate traveling. Um, I really hate traveling. Can I say, my new take that I'm realizing is like, I was just in Europe and it's beautiful. Especially like the shows there are very fun. The crowds are like completely different.
32:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
32:22 Speaker 04 There's no phones, which I don't care. You can have your phones out, but there's no phones.
32:26 Speaker 01 I mean, God willing, or else Sally wouldn't be a thing.
32:29 Speaker 04 And they like dance with each other. It's like communal. It's like amazing. But I will say, as far as just like being out there and I'm just sitting in hotel rooms. And I will say, I just, I weirdly miss America and it, and then I get back here and you land in like an American airport and I see the McDonald's. And I see this shitty little food things and it just like makes me happy and I like.
32:59 Speaker 01 Oh, you like are happy when you land back here.
33:01 Speaker 04 I think I like America.
33:04 Speaker 04 And it's such a weird thing to say and I'll probably get in trouble for saying it, but I think I've just come to the realization that I, I like.
33:11 Speaker 01 Well, here's what I like about America more than Europe.
33:13 Speaker 04 Great, hit me with it.
33:14 Speaker 01 They have air conditioning here.
33:15 Speaker 04 Let's go down together. Let's talk about how much we love.
33:18 Speaker 01 They have air conditioning here.
33:20 Speaker 04 That...
33:21 Speaker 01 They, when you ask for a drink, they give you ice. Without even asking for the ice.
33:26 Speaker 04 I like that. I like that they put a lemon in the Coke thing for automatically.
33:31 Speaker 01 You still, you, you what? Diet Coke or Coke? I don't even know that about... Right.
33:35 Speaker 04 They do Cokes in here, though.
33:36 Speaker 01 I know. But that doesn't make a difference. Do you think that makes a difference?
33:40 Speaker 04 Doesn't make a difference. I like that when you... I don't like when you Postmates over there. You just don't, it's all unfamiliar.
33:48 Speaker 01 I don't even try.
33:49 Speaker 04 You could be like ordering from the worst place on earth. There could be rats in the box. And you don't know, because you just judge it on pictures, like you're ordering...
34:00 Speaker 01 Wait, wait.
34:01 Speaker 04 Do you understand what I'm saying?
34:02 Speaker 01 You're angry because you don't know about the reputation of a restaurant because you don't live there.
34:06 Speaker 04 I order off Postmates a lot when I'm overseas. And the problem is, I don't know any of these restaurants. So like, I could be ordering from... A dinner from like a 7-Eleven and not knowing it.
34:17 Speaker 01 You know there's like Yelp?
34:19 Speaker 04 I don't.
34:20 Speaker 01 You've never Yelped?
34:21 Speaker 04 No. I've truly never been on one of those.
34:26 Speaker 01 A food review site?
34:26 Speaker 04 Yeah.
34:27 Speaker 01 So whose fault is that for not?
34:29 Speaker 04 It's mine. I'm just saying. Yes, I'm lazy, but I like the comfort of knowing... I like the... I think I like America.
34:38 Speaker 01 I get it. I get it.
34:40 Speaker 04 I ain't saying it, but I think I do.
34:42 Speaker 01 I like New York.
34:44 Speaker 04 New York?
34:45 Speaker 01 Really?
34:46 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm.
34:47 Speaker 01 But you live here. Full-time.
34:51 Speaker 04 If I'm in album mode, I'm working Monday through Friday for like month-long lockouts. So it's, I don't even, it doesn't matter that I live here. I'm not going outside. So it's fine. But then, if I have too much downtime, then I need to leave and I go home or I go to...
35:09 Speaker 01 Maine.
35:10 Speaker 04 I go to Maine or I go to New York, yeah.
35:12 Speaker 01 Maine.
35:13 Speaker 04 Maine. I'm gonna go next week.
35:15 Speaker 01 You excited?
35:16 Speaker 04 I am.
35:17 Speaker 01 You can get a lobster roll?
35:17 Speaker 04 It's my favorite place. I don't eat seafood.
35:21 Speaker 01 Did we cover that before?
35:22 Speaker 04 I'm sure. I just don't do it.
35:25 Speaker 01 Oh, you're not allergic? You just don't do it?
35:26 Speaker 04 I just don't do it. I've never had it and I just, it's one of those things where I...
35:30 Speaker 01 You do eat meat.
35:31 Speaker 04 I eat meat. I've never had seafood and I just never want to have it.
35:37 Speaker 04 The idea I just don't like.
35:40 Speaker 01 What?
35:41 Speaker 04 I don't like the idea of it.
35:43 Speaker 01 Of seafood?
35:45 Speaker 01 Like, what about the idea that do you not like?
35:46 Speaker 04 I don't know, with, most of it's the smell. I also just like crustaceans, it's like, to me, that's like an insect that you're cooking and then you're eating. Like I just, like lobsters are insects, they're bottom feeders. Fun fact, they used to feed prisoners lobsters, long time ago, and that, just gonna throw it out there, early nineteen hundreds, maybe? But they used to feed
36:16 Speaker 04 prisoners lobster dinners because it was, they, it was like their bottom feeders and so they were like, thought of as a shitty thing that you
36:23 Speaker 01 But now lobster's the most expensive thing on the menu.
36:25 Speaker 04 But now it's like, someone like you eats it.
36:28 Speaker 01 Been working out.
36:31 Speaker 04 You, oh my god, you have been working out.
36:32 Speaker 01 Well, that's what I was going for.
36:33 Speaker 04 That's what you're
36:34 Speaker 01 Yeah.
36:37 Speaker 01 That's what I was going for.
36:39 Speaker 04 Yeah.
36:39 Speaker 01 Except somebody online said I reverse body dysmorphia.
36:44 Speaker 04 No, you look healthy. It's not, it's, what? It's not unhealthy.
36:49 Speaker 01 I look healthy?
36:53 Speaker 04 I'm saying you had a, uh,
36:56 Speaker 01 A phase.
36:57 Speaker 04 You got very fit
36:58 Speaker 01 Oh.
36:58 Speaker 04 And muscular.
36:59 Speaker 01 Yes.
37:00 Speaker 04 And it's not a scary muscular.
37:02 Speaker 01 Okay, thank you, it's not like Clubicular.
37:04 Speaker 04 No, you, you look like you work out. I don't know how else to put it.
37:09 Speaker 01 Thank you.
37:10 Speaker 04 You still like poppy, I see?
37:11 Speaker 01 Yep.
37:12 Speaker 04 Is that the pride one?
37:13 Speaker 01 No, it's the Love Island one.
37:18 Speaker 04 Pride poppy?
37:19 Speaker 01 How are you celebrating pride?
37:21 Speaker 04 Rolling out an album.
37:24 Speaker 04 And then just be in there for you.
37:29 Speaker 01 I need it.
37:30 Speaker 04 I know, and I'm here for you.
37:31 Speaker 01 You know I'm going to be-
37:32 Speaker 04 Through the month.
37:33 Speaker 01 The month?
37:34 Speaker 04 I'm here for you all month.
37:36 Speaker 01 Good.
37:38 Speaker 04 I'm happy to do it.
37:42 Speaker 04 I called you gay in a interview recently.
37:44 Speaker 01 I am gay, so.
37:46 Speaker 04 I know.
37:47 Speaker 01 Were you nervous?
37:49 Speaker 04 No, it was really funny. I screenshotted the thing of you being like, "You called me gay." Something, something. It really like made me laugh out loud.
37:57 Speaker 01 It made my dad laugh too, he called me about it.
38:00 Speaker 04 It really did make me laugh.
38:02 Speaker 01 You know Tucker and I do have, we do have a bit.
38:05 Speaker 04 What?
38:06 Speaker 01 Do you know what I'm talking about that we always do when we see each other?
38:11 Speaker 01 Come on. Please.
38:15 Speaker 04 I'm thinking.
38:17 Speaker 01 Fucking rip your face off, bitch!
38:21 Speaker 04 Of course.
38:22 Speaker 01 Every time.
38:23 Speaker 04 Every time we see each other, once a year.
38:26 Speaker 01 Well now I saw you at the Dior show.
38:28 Speaker 04 Oh yeah, we said it.
38:30 Speaker 01 And we said, "I'm gonna fucking rip your face off, bitch!" Are you a Marvel fan?
38:36 Speaker 04 No, why?
38:38 Speaker 01 I was watching it to ease my anxiety last night.
38:40 Speaker 04 What, which movie? That Marvel is the...
38:43 Speaker 01 Avengers Infinity War: Endgame.
38:45 Speaker 04 Got it.
38:45 Speaker 01 Doesn't do it for you?
38:48 Speaker 04 Can't relate to it or nothing.
38:50 Speaker 01 That you're a superhero, you can't relate to them?
38:52 Speaker 04 Nah, I can't relate to it.
38:53 Speaker 01 You can't? I feel like their whole thing though is about like...
38:56 Speaker 04 What's your favorite part of it?
38:58 Speaker 01 My favorite part of Marvel? I like, um-
39:00 Speaker 04 He's over there, go get him! I love that line. I'd love it when he says that.
39:05 Speaker 01 Who says, who says that?
39:07 Speaker 04 The Hulk. Remember the Hulk is like, "He's over there, go get him."
39:11 Speaker 01 You like fucking with me? In what movie does he say that?
39:14 Speaker 04 That's what I'm saying, it's just a bullshit movie. What's-
39:18 Speaker 01 My favorite part is anything with Wanda.
39:21 Speaker 04 Okay.
39:22 Speaker 01 I love Wanda.
39:24 Speaker 04 Okay.
39:26 Speaker 01 She's the most powerful being in the universe.
39:29 Speaker 04 I watched this documentary recently called Streetwise. And it's unbelievable, and I think you should watch it. It gets really sad, but it's about um. The homeless, it's like homeless teens, young teens in Seattle in the eighties. And it like follows them around and it's like a documentary, but it feels like a movie because there's like arcs and there's like. Some of them meet each other and like fall in love and there's like, it's amazing.
40:03 Speaker 01 Is it a docu-series or a movie?
40:05 Speaker 04 It's documentary.
40:07 Speaker 01 Okay.
40:07 Speaker 04 One.
40:08 Speaker 01 Yep. You watch a lot of documentaries?
40:11 Speaker 04 No, uh, no, no. I liked that one. Just wanted to. In my head, I was like, make sure you do a movie rec.
40:21 Speaker 01 Yeah.
40:22 Speaker 04 In the podcast. Make sure you clear up the Nile Horn thing.
40:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, you were stressed about that. I could feel it. You never even texted me about it, though.
40:31 Speaker 04 And ask Jake how he feels about Sally ending.
40:35 Speaker 01 I was sad.
40:36 Speaker 04 I think you know when to end a bit too, though.
40:38 Speaker 01 I do.
40:40 Speaker 04 You stop doing your impressions for a period and then like you'll bring them back here and there.
40:44 Speaker 01 Just to remind people of why I'm here.
40:46 Speaker 04 Where you came from.
40:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, just to remind people.
40:48 Speaker 04 I respect that.
40:49 Speaker 01 You watching any TV right now?
40:51 Speaker 04 Right. Um. What am I watching? No, I'm not.
40:57 Speaker 01 Watching any movies right now?
40:58 Speaker 04 I just watched Backrooms.
41:00 Speaker 01 Oh, I watched that too.
41:03 Speaker 04 Um.
41:04 Speaker 01 You know, the guy who's making my show, his wife produced it.
41:07 Speaker 04 Very cool.
41:08 Speaker 01 Yeah.
41:09 Speaker 04 Um.
41:10 Speaker 01 Not that you give a fuck.
41:11 Speaker 04 Uh, can I make like a small cameo?
41:13 Speaker 01 Tucker, I would be honored.
41:15 Speaker 04 Yeah.
41:16 Speaker 01 Just thought you'd be too busy for me now.
41:19 Speaker 04 I think it'd be fun.
41:20 Speaker 01 You want to make a small cameo in episode one?
41:22 Speaker 04 Maybe I could be like a janitor or something and I go and you you're kind of like walking out of the school and I'm like, hey, kid.
41:31 Speaker 04 And you need to turn around.
41:34 Speaker 04 I'm like, happy pride.
41:38 Speaker 04 And then like a song plays and it's like a beautiful moment and you're like.
41:41 Speaker 01 What song, what, what song do you want to play of yours?
41:44 Speaker 04 Of mine? I don't know, I'm just saying like a song plays after I say happy pride, like maybe it's what would be a pride friendly song like.
41:53 Speaker 01 Born This Way? Hey kid, happy pride and then Born This Way starts playing?
41:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, yeah, that'd be cool. I think it'd go, yeah. Do you, how's your love life?
42:04 Speaker 01 Horrible.
42:06 Speaker 04 What's going on? Talk to me about it.
42:08 Speaker 01 Um, okay. Well, I mean, I guess if we're just gonna, I was seeing this guy. We went on one date. And then he was like, never mind. And then I listened to Thank You Next, uh, all the way through. Until the end of my car ride back from Boston with Louise and Louise.
42:27 Speaker 04 On a train back to Boston.
42:31 Speaker 01 Jumping in the car. And I'm telling you, baby, this the part where I run. It's the part where they run.
42:40 Speaker 04 That part.
42:41 Speaker 01 That messed.
42:44 Speaker 01 What's next?
42:45 Speaker 04 Oh yeah, we did American Idol one time on here.
42:47 Speaker 01 Do you want me to sing for you?
42:48 Speaker 04 Yeah, let's bring, just bring back old bits because.
42:52 Speaker 01 We need, but I don't even understand like, he's nervous too, it's not just me.
42:57 Speaker 04 I'm not nervous, I'm just like, is this our, is this our?
43:01 Speaker 01 This is our final bow.
43:02 Speaker 04 This is our final bow.
43:03 Speaker 01 Like you think, you think people are gonna be, I like Tucker, I've been feeling that way lately.
43:07 Speaker 04 But I just, I do, I get annoyed when a mass.
43:13 Speaker 04 Army on Twitter all of a sudden like pretends to care about something.
43:18 Speaker 01 Have you experienced that ever?
43:20 Speaker 04 I don't think so, but I think this is the album where I'm sure, I'm sure it's like the point.
43:24 Speaker 01 Oh, you think it's over?
43:25 Speaker 04 Post Sally, I think people are gonna be like, let's take him down.
43:31 Speaker 01 I wanna be in a music video.
43:36 Speaker 01 I keep thinking you're gonna ask me and you never do.
43:41 Speaker 04 It's my gaydar.
43:47 Speaker 04 I gotta think about that. I don't, I don't know if we have-
43:50 Speaker 01 Everyone would love it.
43:51 Speaker 04 Yeah, I don't know if we have a role for you. I think-
43:54 Speaker 01 It's fine. I hear that a lot.
43:57 Speaker 04 Oh, we could-
44:00 Speaker 01 I'd be so good.
44:02 Speaker 04 I know, I know. I know.
44:04 Speaker 01 I dance.
44:05 Speaker 04 I know. Show, oh yeah, show us. Cause you've been, you told me you've been working on your dance moves.
44:11 Speaker 01 I never told you that.
44:12 Speaker 04 And I was like, I would love to see some of those that you've been working on.
44:15 Speaker 01 No, I've never said, told you that.
44:17 Speaker 04 Well, cause you were saying that you've like, the Pilates and stuff has helped you dance, and so I'd like to see some of it.
44:25 Speaker 01 Really? This is what we're gonna do? You're gonna make me get up and dance for you?
44:30 Speaker 04 You said you've been working on it.
44:32 Speaker 01 Okay, well, sing a song then. Well, not yet. What song do you want to sing? You have to tell me so I can prep my dance moves.
44:39 Speaker 04 Uh, maybe I sing something for Pride Month.
44:41 Speaker 01 Okay, what are you gonna sing?
44:43 Speaker 04 It's my, um, it's original. Here we go.
44:46 Speaker 04 Stand up. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, it's okay to-
45:00 Speaker 01 Can we just go back to the singing bit where I sing for you? Like, I don't like the dancing.
45:07 Speaker 04 That was the funniest thing I've seen you do though.
45:10 Speaker 01 Really?
45:10 Speaker 04 That dance was like, very cute. Dude, can we just do it one more time?
45:14 Speaker 01 Okay.
45:16 Speaker 04 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
45:21 Speaker 01 Keep singing, I'm comfortable.
45:23 Speaker 04 I wish I could get a camera to show your eyes when you do it. You look at me, and you have like-
45:28 Speaker 01 Keep singing, sing!
45:29 Speaker 04 Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
45:49 Speaker 04 Your, your eyes, I've never seen your eyes light up the way they did.
45:53 Speaker 01 I loved to dance!
45:54 Speaker 04 So maybe you, yeah.
45:56 Speaker 01 And I love you.
45:57 Speaker 04 I love you.
45:58 Speaker 01 What are you therapist about today?
46:03 Speaker 01 I'm constipated.
46:14 Speaker 01 And I know that people online are gonna clip that and be like, "What the fuck is this show even about?" Because they do that all the time.
46:22 Speaker 04 They're predictable.
46:23 Speaker 01 And it's just me. But I'm constipated. And it really sucks, and that's what I'm pissed about. I woke up thinking about it. I'm thinking about it right now.
46:31 Speaker 04 My friend goes through that and, um...
46:33 Speaker 01 Right, cuz you don't poop.
46:35 Speaker 04 I don't.
46:36 Speaker 01 I know, that's what I just said.
46:40 Speaker 01 Except when you shit in the river in Maine.
46:43 Speaker 04 That was made up. I made that up to get clicks.
46:47 Speaker 04 I personally have never.
46:49 Speaker 01 Never? It's okay.
46:51 Speaker 04 I'm a singer.
46:54 Speaker 04 I play guitar and I sing and I write music. And I go on romantic dates and stuff. I'm not, I wonder why I have time to be so disgusting.
47:04 Speaker 01 I guess, you don't. I guess I have all the time in the world.
47:06 Speaker 04 I would never.
47:07 Speaker 01 So what are you pissed about? Nothing?
47:09 Speaker 04 Today, I just, I'm on my, I don't like being on my phone. I hate my phone going off.
47:14 Speaker 01 It's just like...
47:15 Speaker 04 I know we've talked a lot and you're, we talk a lot about how I don't have anxiety. The only thing that like really fucking gets my heart rate up is my phone, which...
47:27 Speaker 01 I think you're a tad more anxious.
47:30 Speaker 04 I'm not. I'm just, I get overwhelmed very easily.
47:33 Speaker 01 So what do you do when you get overwhelmed?
47:35 Speaker 04 Well, now I have a new hobby. And now I fish, which you FaceTimed me one night when I was fishing and...
47:42 Speaker 01 I said I wanted to fish with you!
47:44 Speaker 04 I know.
47:45 Speaker 01 I said, "How funny would that be if we went fishing for episode three?" I just... Said, "We're back here."
47:50 Speaker 04 It's, that is, that is amazing.
47:53 Speaker 01 Fishing?
47:54 Speaker 04 It's the best. It's complete, it's quiet, dead quiet, and you're by yourself, and you have to be focused. And you don't think of anything else. My mind all of a sudden kinda goes blank, and I love that.
48:04 Speaker 01 Do you listen to music while you fish?
48:06 Speaker 04 No, why? I just said it's dead quiet. You hear the birds, you're outside, the river.
48:12 Speaker 01 Does no one listen to music while they fish? Cuz it's here as the fish is?
48:16 Speaker 04 But I'm just saying, that would defeat the purpose for me.
48:18 Speaker 01 Have you ever raw-dogged a flight?
48:20 Speaker 04 I don't know if we talked about this, but I've fainted on flights many times.
48:25 Speaker 01 Cuz you're diabetic?
48:26 Speaker 04 No.
48:27 Speaker 01 Oh.
48:28 Speaker 04 It's connected, though. I, I used to smoke weed a lot.
48:32 Speaker 01 I still do. I'm back on the wagon.
48:34 Speaker 04 It's okay. It's all right. You look amazing. It's okay.
48:36 Speaker 01 Okay.
48:37 Speaker 04 But I used to smoke weed a lot and then I kind of stopped smoking and I just was doing edibles. And I would fly and I would take edibles and sometimes I'd be okay. And then sometimes I would I I would have the most insane panic attack where my music. My heart rate would start going. I would start, my whole body would break out into a sweat, like a crazy cold sweat.
49:06 Speaker 01 I hate a cold sweat.
49:07 Speaker 04 And then the music I'm listening to would like start to distort into like dark. Like demonic, like scary horror sounds and then. And then I would get in my head and be like, oh, my god, I'm about to have a seizure. I think my blood sugar is low because it's like a similar feeling.
49:28 Speaker 01 Is that what happens when your blood sugar gets too low? You have seizures?
49:30 Speaker 04 Start like shaking and you have and you get like a cold sweat sometimes and like you feel it's. To me, feeling like too high felt similar to having like a really low blood sugar.
49:41 Speaker 01 Oh, how interesting.
49:43 Speaker 04 I would get a panic attack and I would pass out on the plane and then I'd wake up and the flight attendant would be like.
49:48 Speaker 01 Are you okay?
49:49 Speaker 04 Yeah.
49:51 Speaker 01 And you'd be like, oh, my god.
49:52 Speaker 04 But how embarrassing would that be now? Imagine.
49:55 Speaker 01 Why? Because you're famous?
49:56 Speaker 04 Getting recognized and you're like.
49:59 Speaker 01 Fame.
49:59 Speaker 04 You faint, running to the bathroom. Oh, my god.
50:01 Speaker 01 You fainted on your way to the bathroom?
50:03 Speaker 04 Yeah. It happened multiple times.
50:07 Speaker 01 And now someone would be like, I saw a role model faint on a plane.
50:09 Speaker 04 Oh, my god, I know. Be good for the album.
50:13 Speaker 01 I was about to say. Well, congrats. You just debuted on Billboard.
50:18 Speaker 04 Yeah, I know. It's all right.
50:23 Speaker 04 Jakey hungies.
50:25 Speaker 01 I am hungry. No, I'm not hungry. It's because I ate too much.
50:32 Speaker 01 You want to phone a friend?
50:33 Speaker 04 Do you still, um.
50:35 Speaker 01 Call people?
50:35 Speaker 04 Do you still do the thing where you is it was it people called you or left voicemail?
50:40 Speaker 01 No, I would I would call people. I haven't done it in a while.
50:43 Speaker 04 So you don't do it no more?
50:44 Speaker 01 Do you remember the Jollaween girls?
50:45 Speaker 04 They used to eat up time.
50:49 Speaker 04 We, remember you brought up an idea a long time ago of us doing a tra- like a travel show?
50:56 Speaker 01 Yes, I want to do that.
50:59 Speaker 04 I, I was think, cuz I remember you first brought it up to me and I was like, no.
51:03 Speaker 01 Okay.
51:04 Speaker 04 And now I'm think, and then I was thinking about it the other day.
51:08 Speaker 04 And I, I do, I do think it would be funny.
51:10 Speaker 01 Do you ever feel like if all goes wrong, at least we have each other?
51:14 Speaker 04 Whoa, whoa. It's okay to be gay.
51:18 Speaker 01 Whoa, whoa.
51:21 Speaker 04 It's okay to be gay.
51:23 Speaker 01 Whoa, whoa. Do you sample anything on the new album?
51:27 Speaker 04 No.
51:28 Speaker 01 All originals?
51:29 Speaker 04 It's all originals.
51:31 Speaker 01 So who's the hourglass?
51:33 Speaker 04 Who?
51:35 Speaker 01 Who's the hourglass?
51:36 Speaker 04 It's not a who, it's just a what, time.
51:40 Speaker 01 Chuck Timely and time.
51:41 Speaker 04 Chuck Timely and, Chuck Timely and the time, yeah.
51:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
51:48 Speaker 01 Huh, hopes?
51:51 Speaker 04 Lord knows I could use some.
51:54 Speaker 01 What are you listening to?
51:55 Speaker 04 Nothing you like.
51:56 Speaker 01 What do you think about my Strokes era?
51:58 Speaker 04 That surprised me that you knew every word to a Strokes song.
52:03 Speaker 01 My favorite song of all time.
52:04 Speaker 04 That was very cool.
52:05 Speaker 01 Yeah, I, I felt cool.
52:08 Speaker 04 That was, yeah. Um, cool points for that.
52:13 Speaker 01 All my exes I'm lacking in depth.
52:18 Speaker 04 Hey, welcome, um.
52:20 Speaker 01 What?
52:21 Speaker 04 Welcome, I'm, I'm, uh, do you wanna just give us your name, where you're from? And a little bit about yourself?
52:28 Speaker 01 I'm Jake, I'm from Kansas City, Kansas City, Missouri.
52:32 Speaker 04 Nice.
52:33 Speaker 01 And I've always had dreams of being a singer.
52:35 Speaker 04 Nice, it says here that, um, you actually walked here to raise money. Oh, it says you walked here to raise money for a foundation, for Pride Month.
52:49 Speaker 01 No, I walked here to audition for American Idol.
52:52 Speaker 04 Oh, okay.
52:53 Speaker 01 So are you ready for me to say?
52:54 Speaker 04 Yeah, give us, uh, whenever you're ready.
52:56 Speaker 01 Okay.
53:01 Speaker 01 Do you have a song suggestion for me?
53:03 Speaker 04 Oh, you're just supposed to bring one in, but whenever you're ready.
53:05 Speaker 01 Okay.
53:06 Speaker 04 Take your time.
53:08 Speaker 01 Please, please, please, don't prove I'm right.
53:16 Speaker 01 Please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so not... Well, I... I'm sorry. I actually thought the first part sounded quite good.
53:28 Speaker 04 Yeah, that was awesome. It's, uh... It's Jake, right?
53:32 Speaker 01 Yeah.
53:33 Speaker 04 I think that's awesome. I think... You gave up on that song pretty easy.
53:38 Speaker 01 Okay.
53:39 Speaker 04 Could you give us just a little bit more of something?
53:42 Speaker 01 Okay.
53:44 Speaker 04 And really feel that, because you have this rasp in your voice that I really like and I want to hear.
53:48 Speaker 01 Ooh, she's raspy today. You ever see that? You ever seen that?
53:53 Speaker 04 Fucking rip your face off, bitch!
53:55 Speaker 01 You ever seen the Jojo Siwa thing where she's like, where she's like, "Whoa!" And they're like, "Ooh, she's raspy today." Have you seen the Jojo Siwa cruise?
54:05 Speaker 04 Yes, yes, yes.
54:06 Speaker 01 Have you seen the Jojo Siwa cruise?
54:07 Speaker 04 No.
54:08 Speaker 01 That hasn't come across your desk? She provides us so much entertainment. What do you think about Haunta Virus?
54:14 Speaker 04 I don't know what happened to that or something.
54:16 Speaker 01 I mean, listen.
54:18 Speaker 04 Did it make it off the ship?
54:20 Speaker 01 I am an expert in pandemics. I know how to... Because I used to play the Pandemic Play game on my phone, and I've seen Contagion five times.
54:31 Speaker 04 I just watched Contagion two nights ago.
54:34 Speaker 01 The best movie of all time.
54:35 Speaker 04 I know, but it really freaks me out because then I stop touching things.
54:39 Speaker 01 See, I feel like I'm like giving you stuff, no? I'm giving you Haunta Virus, I'm singing, I'm dancing. I'm like doing a lot for you right now. What do you want to... Should we do the "Tell me what's wrongs"?
54:51 Speaker 04 Tell me what's wrongs?
54:52 Speaker 01 Tucker, don't even fucking play dumb with me right now. I don't even... Please.
54:56 Speaker 04 That's what I was asking. Do they still do that?
54:57 Speaker 01 Yes!
54:58 Speaker 04 Okay, let's do that. Let's do that.
55:00 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
55:01 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
55:03 Speaker 01 Whoa, whoa.
55:05 Speaker 04 You're a handful.
55:06 Speaker 01 It's okay, BK.
55:08 Speaker 04 Whoa, whoa.
55:10 Speaker 01 I'm a kiss and teller, like sharing every detail with anyone in my life who will listen. I know I probably need to stop or just slow down, but if it already, but it already caught back up to me. I saw this guy I hooked up with at the bar, I went over to his, went over to him to say hi, and he was being super weird. I asked him, "What's up?", and he told me that because I started yapping to everyone, it got back around to his girlfriend.
55:33 Speaker 01 Right. Now it's so messy because like we are also good friends. I just need prescriptions, no advice, please. I'm obsessed with her. She's like, "I don't, I don't want any advice."
55:44 Speaker 04 I know, what does prescriptions mean?
55:46 Speaker 01 Hooker, please.
55:47 Speaker 04 Like you, what she needs, but she doesn't want advice?
55:50 Speaker 01 From start to finish.
55:53 Speaker 01 It takes up a lot of time, and I, I've done it.
55:58 Speaker 01 You got Captain America, you got Iron Man, he dies, you got, who else? Spider-Man? Ant-Man?
56:09 Speaker 01 Wonder Woman?
56:12 Speaker 01 No, that's DC. Oh, okay. Guardians of the Galaxy?
56:16 Speaker 04 If you were in a Marvel movie, who?
56:20 Speaker 01 Who would I be?
56:21 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm trying to think.
56:22 Speaker 01 I'd be Wanda's friends in WandaVision that are like in psychosis.
56:28 Speaker 04 Like Housewives? Like a housewife?
56:30 Speaker 01 No. Do you watch Housewives?
56:32 Speaker 04 No.
56:33 Speaker 01 You haven't seen any Housewives?
56:34 Speaker 04 No, I'm just, I was asking if her friends are like-
56:37 Speaker 01 No, she like, "You've never seen WandaVision?"
56:39 Speaker 04 No.
56:40 Speaker 01 Oh, well, I can't spoil it. It's like literally one of the best shows ever made.
56:43 Speaker 04 For sure, for me, you can.
56:45 Speaker 01 Okay, so basically what happened, you're not gonna get it because you don't understand Vision.
56:48 Speaker 04 Alright, forget, forget, forget. I was just trying to spark a conversation and say, "Hey, what would your superpower be, motherfucker?"
56:55 Speaker 01 My superba, my superpower would be telekinesis. I always wanted-
56:59 Speaker 04 Be fucking talking, yep, yep, yep. That's what you fucking do too.
57:02 Speaker 01 I wanted, I've always wanted-
57:03 Speaker 04 Hyperspeed talking.
57:04 Speaker 01 I wanna control stuff with my hands, or like, that's what I always wanted to do as a kid. I would always try, it was quite like-
57:11 Speaker 01 You know what I mean? I'd kill myself.
57:16 Speaker 01 I want telekinesis. Telekinesis.
57:18 Speaker 04 Yeah.
57:19 Speaker 01 Watch Marvel. Help. My boyfriend and I are talking about getting engaged. I'm so happy, I love him so much, but we strongly disagree on one thing. The ring. He is from a small town and believes that they are a waste of money and wanting a nice expensive ring is vain. I D K Y, but having a nice ring has always been something I've dreamed of. For context, he works at a very good job, so it's not like affording it would be a problem. Am I being shallow and materialistic, or is a ring something worth splurging on? Team ring.
57:49 Speaker 04 What are your thoughts on marriage? Do you want to get married?
57:52 Speaker 01 Yeah.
57:53 Speaker 04 You do?
57:54 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm. Well, I haven't had a boyfriend yet, still, that's something that hasn't changed.
57:58 Speaker 04 I know you're struggling with relationships currently. But do you have dreams of...
58:05 Speaker 01 Getting married? I want children. I want two babies.
58:09 Speaker 04 Do you want to be married?
58:11 Speaker 01 I don't know, but I know I want babies.
58:12 Speaker 04 You know you want babies.
58:13 Speaker 01 Theodora? Theo for short, and Annabelle. Anna B for short. Do you want babies?
58:20 Speaker 04 My dream has always been to have, to be a single father and to have a daughter. And to raise a daughter by myself would be really fun. Her name's Winnie.
58:30 Speaker 01 You want to, you want to be a single father?
58:32 Speaker 04 I want a daughter that's ideally mine, and then I, I thank whoever had it for me. Maybe I give them...
58:41 Speaker 01 Like a surrogate?
58:42 Speaker 04 Maybe I've, yeah, okay.
58:43 Speaker 01 You've got no surrogate.
58:45 Speaker 04 I shake their hand, thank you, you can see her in a couple, every once a year, if you want. Maybe that'd be destructive for the kid, but it would, I just want to raise a child by myself, because then you can kind of just like mold them into your best frie-, it's like your best friend.
59:05 Speaker 04 And you, and it's like you...
59:10 Speaker 04 You know?
59:11 Speaker 01 Okay.
59:13 Speaker 04 I just think that'd be really fun.
59:16 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, wall. Book? Wall. Three, two, one, bookstore.
59:25 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, bestseller.
59:29 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, crime. Three, two, one, us. Three, two, one, murder.
59:40 Speaker 01 Fuck.
59:41 Speaker 04 Let's just...
59:44 Speaker 01 I genuinely believe I am meant to be famous. I have no trained talents, no passion for any celebrity careers, and I hate the internet. But I still have this weird feeling I was meant for something more. Is this just narcissism or a calling? A calling.
59:57 Speaker 04 So, once again, I'm gonna use this to...
59:58 Speaker 01 Yep.
59:59 Speaker 04 Make it about us. Do you like being famous?
1:00:02 Speaker 01 More than, yeah, probably more than anything I've ever liked, ever, in my entire life, yeah.
1:00:06 Speaker 04 I know, I know.
1:00:07 Speaker 01 It's probably my favorite thing to ever happen to me.
1:00:09 Speaker 04 I feel that.
1:00:11 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:00:11 Speaker 04 From you.
1:00:12 Speaker 01 Do you?
1:00:13 Speaker 04 I, what, there's, I think there's parts of it that I like.
1:00:19 Speaker 04 But I don't
1:00:22 Speaker 04 ever want to not be, like, I don't wanna not be able to do things because I'm famous. Like, I don't wanna be, not be able to go places or do things. You have to find other things that bring you joy.
1:00:32 Speaker 01 My friends.
1:00:33 Speaker 04 Maybe you could get into fishing.
1:00:35 Speaker 01 I don't wanna fit.
1:00:35 Speaker 04 Friends, that's true.
1:00:38 Speaker 01 I like to cook.
1:00:39 Speaker 04 That's good.
1:00:40 Speaker 01 Okay, she's giving me a look. I have cooked in the past.
1:00:45 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:00:46 Speaker 01 Have, do you cook? Yeah, you cook like meat and potatoes. And rice.
1:00:51 Speaker 04 I'd like to, I wanna see what you are like on dates, I'm so curious.
1:00:54 Speaker 01 Hor, it's horrible.
1:00:56 Speaker 04 Maybe, let's, maybe we roleplay...
1:00:58 Speaker 01 Okay, that's fine.
1:00:59 Speaker 04 A date.
1:00:59 Speaker 01 Let's do that, ready?
1:01:00 Speaker 04 So, maybe I'm already at the restaurant.
1:01:05 Speaker 04 Sit up for it.
1:01:09 Speaker 04 Oh, hey.
1:01:10 Speaker 01 Hi, I'm so sorry I'm late, hi, hi.
1:01:12 Speaker 04 Tucker.
1:01:13 Speaker 01 Hi.
1:01:14 Speaker 04 Hi.
1:01:15 Speaker 01 Sorry, I'm just a fucking mess. Jake, nice to meet you.
1:01:17 Speaker 04 Nice to meet you, you spilled my water when you...
1:01:19 Speaker 01 Oh my god. Um, have you been here before?
1:01:23 Speaker 04 Uh, no, this is my first time, it's nice though, they like, made me like, tape my camera on my phone.
1:01:28 Speaker 01 Oh.
1:01:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:01:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, they do that with people that aren't members.
1:01:33 Speaker 04 Are you, oh, are you a member at the...
1:01:36 Speaker 01 Well...
1:01:36 Speaker 04 At this?
1:01:38 Speaker 01 Cut, yeah. Yep.
1:01:40 Speaker 04 Nice, that's...
1:01:41 Speaker 01 Do you get a drink, are you drinking?
1:01:43 Speaker 04 Uh, I definitely need one, I'm like, nervous, actually.
1:01:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, okay, what do you, so what do you do?
1:01:47 Speaker 04 Um, I'm in finance, so I just, it's like boring.
1:01:50 Speaker 01 My god, it's gonna go so above my head. But like, explain it, try to explain it to me.
1:01:55 Speaker 04 So...
1:01:57 Speaker 04 People will bring me numbers and I will pretty much sort through those and make sure that everything is adding up correctly. But it's boring. I like, I feel stupid. I should probably not even talk about it.
1:02:08 Speaker 01 No, continue. I think it's charming.
1:02:11 Speaker 04 Uh, I don't know. It makes good money and like I, I live off it, so that's fine.
1:02:16 Speaker 01 Do you feel fulfilled?
1:02:20 Speaker 04 I, uh,
1:02:23 Speaker 04 yeah, I guess so. I don't know.
1:02:25 Speaker 01 Okay, this is now what you ask what I do.
1:02:29 Speaker 04 Um, so what do you do? You're a member here. You must like make a million dollars. You must make a million dollars.
1:02:35 Speaker 01 Uh, I, I'm an artist.
1:02:39 Speaker 04 You're an artist? Oh, like painting?
1:02:41 Speaker 01 Yeah, paint.
1:02:43 Speaker 04 How?
1:02:43 Speaker 01 I do a lot of like, uh, modernist art.
1:02:46 Speaker 04 Expressionism?
1:02:47 Speaker 01 I kind of just like blech onto the canvas. It sells.
1:02:52 Speaker 04 So cool. I feel like everyone's like digital artists now and so it's cool that you like.
1:02:56 Speaker 01 I think digital art is definitely cool. I wouldn't rag on digital art.
1:03:01 Speaker 04 No, no, I wasn't sorry.
1:03:03 Speaker 01 No, it's okay. It's okay.
1:03:04 Speaker 04 I wish I could start over. I'm like.
1:03:06 Speaker 01 We can start over.
1:03:06 Speaker 04 I feel like I'm saying this dumbass. No, not on the fucking date. Dumbass. Alright. I'm changing.
1:03:16 Speaker 04 Hey.
1:03:16 Speaker 01 Sorry, I'm so late.
1:03:17 Speaker 04 Are you Jake?
1:03:18 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm Jake.
1:03:19 Speaker 04 Yeah, I'm Tucker.
1:03:20 Speaker 01 Nice to, nice to meet you.
1:03:21 Speaker 04 Oh, you spilled my.
1:03:22 Speaker 01 Your, your soda water.
1:03:24 Speaker 04 Yeah, sorry.
1:03:25 Speaker 01 You know, do you drink?
1:03:26 Speaker 04 No, I do. I was just waiting for you. I didn't order yet, but do you drink?
1:03:30 Speaker 01 Such a gentleman. Um, yeah, I do drink.
1:03:32 Speaker 04 What do you, what is your drink?
1:03:33 Speaker 01 I mean, like if I wasn't trying to impress you, I'd get a Red Bull vodka, but because we're on a date, I'll get a dirty martini with vodka.
1:03:40 Speaker 04 Here comes the waiter right now.
1:03:41 Speaker 01 Oh, hi.
1:03:42 Speaker 04 Hello.
1:03:43 Speaker 05 Hello, what can I get you guys?
1:03:45 Speaker 01 Uh, you first.
1:03:46 Speaker 04 Uh, shoot. Okay, I did not look at the drinks. Do you wanna just go over?
1:03:51 Speaker 01 Can I get an extra dirty martini with Grey Goose vodka, please?
1:03:55 Speaker 05 Of course.
1:03:55 Speaker 01 And he'll do the same.
1:03:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, that's fine.
1:03:58 Speaker 05 Coming right up.
1:03:59 Speaker 01 Thank you. Do you drink vodka?
1:04:01 Speaker 04 Um, yeah, I do. I drink, I drink anything, really.
1:04:05 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
1:04:05 Speaker 04 Yeah. I like, I'm not.
1:04:07 Speaker 01 You're working.
1:04:09 Speaker 04 Finance.
1:04:10 Speaker 01 Finance.
1:04:11 Speaker 04 You can tell.
1:04:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, I love it.
1:04:13 Speaker 04 I feel stupid.
1:04:14 Speaker 01 I love, no, don't feel stupid. I think it's interesting. My, my job is so like creative.
1:04:20 Speaker 04 Yeah, what do you, what do you do? Sorry.
1:04:21 Speaker 01 Oh, I'm an artist.
1:04:23 Speaker 04 Like.
1:04:23 Speaker 01 Oh, I, well, not an artist. I sell art. I'm a galleryist.
1:04:27 Speaker 04 Oh, wow.
1:04:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, so I like open galleries and I sell art and um, yeah, it's super fulfilling and interesting and I love it. One day I, I tried to be an artist in my own right and it didn't really work out and I kind of just love being able to share other people's stories through art.
1:04:44 Speaker 04 That's really cool. I wouldn't have taken you for an artist, but then I, you do have like paint all over you.
1:04:50 Speaker 01 I know, I was just, I came from the studio.
1:04:52 Speaker 04 That's cool.
1:04:52 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:04:53 Speaker 04 Where are the, our drinks are taking forever.
1:04:57 Speaker 01 Diabetes?
1:04:58 Speaker 04 Uh, no.
1:04:59 Speaker 01 Oh.
1:05:00 Speaker 04 It's a nicotine patch.
1:05:01 Speaker 01 Oh, okay.
1:05:03 Speaker 04 I need it like straight to my blood.
1:05:05 Speaker 01 Oh, okay. What's your favorite painting of all time?
1:05:08 Speaker 04 Um, favorite painting? Uh, geez, I'm a good numbers guy, so I don't even, the Mona Lisa, I feel stupid.
1:05:15 Speaker 01 Mine's the Mona Lisa too.
1:05:16 Speaker 04 Really?
1:05:17 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:05:17 Speaker 04 Oh, that's.
1:05:18 Speaker 01 One, two, three, the Louvre.
1:05:24 Speaker 01 One.
1:05:26 Speaker 01 One, two, three, Van Gogh.
1:05:33 Speaker 04 Let's continue with the date because we didn't really get, I want to like see.
1:05:36 Speaker 01 Okay, so ask me a question.
1:05:37 Speaker 04 Okay, so like, well, also our drinks never came. I thought maybe we were gonna get like poppies or something.
1:05:43 Speaker 04 I thought props, props team.
1:05:44 Speaker 01 The drink is here. Cheers.
1:05:47 Speaker 04 Can I have the poppy?
1:05:50 Speaker 01 Of course you can.
1:05:51 Speaker 04 Just so I can have
1:05:54 Speaker 04 something. Ooh, I've never tried this one. This is awesome. Cool. Um.
1:05:59 Speaker 01 Well, cheers.
1:06:00 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, cheers.
1:06:01 Speaker 01 Eyes or bats? Come on. No, I'm really OCD. Come on. Eyes.
1:06:07 Speaker 04 I'm just messing around. I'm like a funny guy.
1:06:09 Speaker 01 Okay, well, eyes. Oh, you even cheers me. Um.
1:06:15 Speaker 04 Um, no, but I was gonna ask, like, are you, do you like go on dates a lot? I feel like I haven't been.
1:06:20 Speaker 01 I try, I try to. I kind of have a busy schedule, so it's like, I'm here and then I'm there and then I'm here and then I'm there and then I'm here and then I'm there and now I'm here.
1:06:29 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:06:29 Speaker 01 What about you?
1:06:30 Speaker 04 I really. Like liked talking to you for the past like week and I thought we like really connected on like a cool
1:06:41 Speaker 04 level. Sorry, I'm nervous and um it's cool. I just wanted to say like I'm really happy like we finally got to get drinks. I know you're busy and stuff.
1:06:51 Speaker 01 We just sat down.
1:06:53 Speaker 04 No, no, I'm not. We're not leaving.
1:06:54 Speaker 01 Oh, you're just thinking. Oh, I'm I'm. Yeah, I thought you were trying to. And no, it's okay.
1:06:58 Speaker 04 I don't know. I feel stupid and I'm like.
1:06:59 Speaker 01 Question, shall we?
1:07:03 Speaker 01 So what what did you think of our date?
1:07:05 Speaker 04 It's good. I wanted to like really kind of see.
1:07:07 Speaker 01 Okay, so we can continue on the date. I'm just like you're thanking me for my presence. You're not asking me anything about myself.
1:07:13 Speaker 04 I wanted to see how you would react to someone being honest to you and being like, hey, thank you for making time for this. Like, I really enjoyed talking to you and I'm glad we're here. I'd love to go on a second date with you.
1:07:23 Speaker 01 You what?
1:07:24 Speaker 04 Yeah. But I just wanted to say I don't really like I'm not just trying to hook up like.
1:07:30 Speaker 01 Oh.
1:07:31 Speaker 04 I probably wouldn't want to do that until maybe like our fourth date. Are you okay with that?
1:07:35 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:07:37 Speaker 01 Let's get to know each other before we hook up.
1:07:41 Speaker 04 Be real.
1:07:44 Speaker 01 What?
1:07:45 Speaker 04 Be real.
1:07:46 Speaker 01 What do you mean?
1:07:48 Speaker 04 What would you do if I said that?
1:07:50 Speaker 01 I'd be like, really? Am I that ugly that they don't want to kiss me until the fourth date? They're just making shit up at this point.
1:07:55 Speaker 04 Okay.
1:07:55 Speaker 01 That's what I would think. I'd be like, oh, my God, he didn't even want to kiss me.
1:07:59 Speaker 04 Maybe you should be more open. Maybe you should be more open on your dates and maybe that's not why you have. That's why I haven't found fucking love yet. Okay?
1:08:05 Speaker 01 Tucker!
1:08:06 Speaker 04 Be more open to that. Maybe someone just wants to get to know you before they start.
1:08:12 Speaker 01 Start what?
1:08:18 Speaker 01 You missed it. It was really funny. You had to be there. You had to see it. You'll see it in the cut. Do you want to play pretend in other situations? Should we play improv?
1:08:26 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah, let's do some improv games.
1:08:27 Speaker 01 Okay, shout out a place. Everyone. So.
1:08:31 Speaker 04 Um, I'll have the sushi.
1:08:34 Speaker 01 I just took the last one.
1:08:37 Speaker 01 Why did I say that? I'm so sorry. You could have it if you want. I I.
1:08:42 Speaker 04 It's just I I'm allergic to literally everything else. I can only have rice and then like uncooked seafood. So I just it's fine though. Like I it's fine.
1:08:52 Speaker 01 Maybe the improv needs to just come to us naturally.
1:08:58 Speaker 01 Maybe the improv is the friends we made. Along the way. I was seeing Obsession and the theater was packed. I swear to god, no one would shut the fuck up. I didn't wanna make a scene, so I left and told the manager. Ah!
1:09:12 Speaker 04 That's why I don't go to movies. I'm team her.
1:09:14 Speaker 01 She then came into the theater and stopped the movie. But this bitch walked in like right after me and obviously everyone saw I complained and they booed me. What the fuck is wrong with everyone? Why were you still in the theater?
1:09:26 Speaker 04 I know, just leave.
1:09:27 Speaker 01 Just leave?
1:09:28 Speaker 04 I was with her until she went back to the theater, but I don't understand... Whatever, I watch movies on my phone.
1:09:36 Speaker 01 Well, what?
1:09:37 Speaker 04 I watch every movie on my phone.
1:09:38 Speaker 01 You don't go to like a movie theater ever?
1:09:40 Speaker 04 No, I don't have a TV.
1:09:42 Speaker 01 Still?
1:09:43 Speaker 04 I don't have a TV and I have an iPad that's been in a box for a year and a half.
1:09:50 Speaker 04 So I just watch all my movies.
1:09:51 Speaker 01 Well, you would be very comfortable.
1:09:53 Speaker 04 But let me tell you, have you ever watched Interstellar on your iPhone? Cause it's amazing.
1:09:57 Speaker 01 No.
1:09:58 Speaker 04 Sounds perfect.
1:10:00 Speaker 01 Okay, well, I... Do you know that everyone had a bit of a scare because they thought I-Pic was closing? It just rebranded, the cinemas.
1:10:11 Speaker 04 Ooh.
1:10:12 Speaker 01 I love I-Pic.
1:10:13 Speaker 04 I don't know it.
1:10:14 Speaker 01 What?
1:10:14 Speaker 04 I don't know it.
1:10:15 Speaker 01 You know what an I-Pic is?
1:10:16 Speaker 04 I don't know.
1:10:17 Speaker 01 It's a luxury movie theater.
1:10:19 Speaker 04 Me personally, I'll be watching that on my phone. With the rest of us.
1:10:24 Speaker 01 I mean, I feel like people have televisions.
1:10:27 Speaker 04 I mean, I'm a people's person, so I'm just gonna check it out on my phone. I'm gonna watch.
1:10:30 Speaker 01 I'm a people's person too.
1:10:31 Speaker 04 Dune 2 on my phone.
1:10:32 Speaker 01 Have you ever seen Dune 1?
1:10:34 Speaker 04 Yeah, I saw Dune 1. I love Dune 2.
1:10:36 Speaker 01 I heard Dune 2 is amazing.
1:10:37 Speaker 04 It's great. I like it when he gets mean. He's gonna be really bad on the third one.
1:10:42 Speaker 01 Timmy?
1:10:42 Speaker 04 Mm-hmm. He's gonna be a bad guy.
1:10:44 Speaker 01 Really? Ooh, I'm interested. He's the bad guy?
1:10:48 Speaker 04 Shaves his head.
1:10:49 Speaker 01 What?
1:10:50 Speaker 04 Shaved his head.
1:10:51 Speaker 01 He did? For the role?
1:10:53 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:10:54 Speaker 01 He works so much.
1:10:57 Speaker 01 How did you like being on a movie set?
1:11:00 Speaker 04 Um, I was very, very nervous on my first day.
1:11:05 Speaker 01 Aww.
1:11:07 Speaker 04 Like, haven't been that nervous in years. And then after the first day, it was like...
1:11:15 Speaker 01 Tucker Pillsbury, call time, 6:30 a.m.
1:11:18 Speaker 04 My bag.
1:11:19 Speaker 01 Your bag.
1:11:19 Speaker 04 Rockin'.
1:11:20 Speaker 01 Yeah, hair and makeup, hey!
1:11:22 Speaker 04 Hey!
1:11:23 Speaker 01 Just me again, shooting a movie.
1:11:25 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:11:26 Speaker 01 Do you go through your sides?
1:11:29 Speaker 04 I know, but like, I was, it was like, then at that point, I was like, I know him. But the first day was like, so scary.
1:11:37 Speaker 04 And then it was really fun.
1:11:40 Speaker 01 One last time, I need to be the one who takes you home. One more time, I promise after that, I'll let you go. Baby, I don't care if you got her in your heart. All I really care is you wake up in my arms. One more time, oops, I need to be the one. That live tonight, like, my fucking hole is gonna split open.
1:12:14 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
1:12:18 Speaker 04 Oh my god.
1:12:22 Speaker 01 It's literally going to evaporate.
1:12:25 Speaker 04 Oh my word.
1:12:26 Speaker 01 Like, you know it's true, too.
1:12:30 Speaker 01 Woo, I'm so excited, I'm like sweating for it.
1:12:32 Speaker 04 Jake.
1:12:33 Speaker 01 Oh my god, the Knicks won.
1:12:36 Speaker 04 You know how long it took me to understand what Knicks in five meant?
1:12:40 Speaker 01 Do you want me to explain it to you?
1:12:42 Speaker 04 No, I know now.
1:12:43 Speaker 01 So what does it mean?
1:12:44 Speaker 04 To ask people, they're in game five?
1:12:47 Speaker 01 No, there's, it's best of seven. So if the Knicks won, so that's why people were like Knicks in four. Cause if they won the first four, they won four out of the seven games and they win the championships. But because they lost the third, then it became Knicks in five. No, but then people were saying Knicks in six. So, but it became Knicks in five once they won the fourth game that I was at.
1:13:14 Speaker 04 It's like, can't.
1:13:18 Speaker 04 I didn't know what it meant for a long time and it was just. It was also so weird to see so many people. All of a sudden, like you, caring about sports.
1:13:27 Speaker 01 I'm from New York.
1:13:29 Speaker 04 Where are you from in New York?
1:13:30 Speaker 01 Washington Heights.
1:13:31 Speaker 04 I think that's valid. I think that's hometown pride, but I just. It was like weird. It was just so weird. All of a sudden. Everyone cared about basketball. It was so strange to me.
1:13:41 Speaker 01 Cause it's summer.
1:13:42 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:13:46 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
1:13:47 Speaker 01 And like, it's community.
1:13:49 Speaker 04 Uh, yeah, yeah. I just, I'm not in that.
1:13:51 Speaker 01 Oh, my God, let's all cheer and dance. It's like we're at a concert. But they're playing sports.
1:13:55 Speaker 04 No dancing, uh. If there's dancing, I'd probably be into it.
1:13:59 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, there is. At, at the end of the.
1:14:01 Speaker 04 I posted Nixon five on my story like everyone.
1:14:03 Speaker 01 You did?
1:14:04 Speaker 04 No, I said I would if there was dancing.
1:14:06 Speaker 01 It's that, like, my Panera commercial ran during the Knicks commercial. I screamed.
1:14:11 Speaker 04 I know, I've, I've, I've told you I've heard good things, but I haven't seen it.
1:14:15 Speaker 01 Have you ever had Friendly's?
1:14:16 Speaker 04 Yeah, I, I used to go there. For my birthday as a kid. That's where I wanted to go every single time.
1:14:22 Speaker 01 You know, that's one of my favorite restaurants in the entire world.
1:14:24 Speaker 04 Where are they now?
1:14:25 Speaker 01 They're gone.
1:14:26 Speaker 04 All of them?
1:14:26 Speaker 01 No, there's some left. We should, we should go to one.
1:14:29 Speaker 04 I used to love it. They have the crazy ice cream sundaes.
1:14:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, with the face?
1:14:32 Speaker 04 The face, yeah.
1:14:34 Speaker 01 The milk, the mint chocolate one?
1:14:35 Speaker 04 Yeah.
1:14:36 Speaker 01 Please call me with Tucker. I have nothing to look forward in life besides this.
1:14:44 Speaker 04 That's it?
1:14:45 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:14:45 Speaker 04 Oh, call. Oh, we got a phone number.
1:14:51 Speaker 04 Why don't I talk?
1:14:52 Speaker 03 Hello?
1:14:54 Speaker 04 Hey, um. This is Jake Shane's assistant.
1:14:59 Speaker 03 Real quick, I'll be right back.
1:15:00 Speaker 01 Oh.
1:15:01 Speaker 04 And we saw, we saw that you submitted to call when Tucker was on the show.
1:15:06 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah.
1:15:08 Speaker 04 Um, so we just wanted to give you a ring because we have Tucker on the show now.
1:15:14 Speaker 03 Shut the fuck up. Are you lying?
1:15:15 Speaker 04 Yeah, do you want to talk to him?
1:15:17 Speaker 03 Are you him?
1:15:18 Speaker 04 I'm not lying. Yeah, I am. Yeah, I'm him.
1:15:20 Speaker 03 Oh, my God, hi.
1:15:22 Speaker 04 Hi.
1:15:23 Speaker 03 Is this fake or is this real?
1:15:24 Speaker 01 FaceTime her. Face, it's hi.
1:15:27 Speaker 04 I didn't know I was supposed to FaceTime you. Do I do that?
1:15:30 Speaker 03 Oh, you can if you want, but I mean...
1:15:32 Speaker 04 I'm on culture, I don't know.
1:15:35 Speaker 03 That's okay. Oh my god, wait, this is crazy. I feel like I submitted that years ago.
1:15:40 Speaker 04 So you keep them on hand?
1:15:42 Speaker 01 I don't know, Nolan pulled them out. Hi!
1:15:44 Speaker 04 Jake's here.
1:15:45 Speaker 03 Oh my god, is that Jake?
1:15:46 Speaker 01 Yes! Hi!
1:15:48 Speaker 03 Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. I mean, you two Tucker, but oh my god!
1:15:52 Speaker 01 What's your name?
1:15:54 Speaker 03 My name's Mandy.
1:15:55 Speaker 01 Mandy, it's so nice to meet you!
1:15:58 Speaker 03 So nice to meet you. Oh my god, I'm gonna cry. This is crazy!
1:16:02 Speaker 01 Wait, I'm so happy, you're so happy, I'm so happy!
1:16:06 Speaker 03 Oh my god, this is... Oh my god, I don't even know what to say!
1:16:10 Speaker 01 Well, how's your day going?
1:16:12 Speaker 03 It's good. I literally was just telling my friend that I was manifesting going to meet you in New York City.
1:16:17 Speaker 01 Oh my god, wait, are you from New York?
1:16:19 Speaker 03 No, I'm from Minnesota, but like, I... I'm going to New York to see Harry Styles in September. So I was like, I'm gonna manifest to see Jake. Well, now I feel really bad because Tucker called.
1:16:30 Speaker 01 He's upset.
1:16:31 Speaker 03 But like, this is crazy though. I mean, like, how was his boner set? Was that amazing?
1:16:35 Speaker 01 Oh my god, see, she's locked in, Tucker.
1:16:38 Speaker 04 I don't even wanna talk to her now.
1:16:39 Speaker 01 Tucker, stop!
1:16:41 Speaker 03 Okay, he's being a diva, but that's okay.
1:16:43 Speaker 01 No, we've had nothing to talk about this entire time, it's been dead silent.
1:16:47 Speaker 03 Oh my god, really?
1:16:50 Speaker 03 Oh my god, that's so funny. Wait, this is so crazy. This like, just made my entire life. Oh my god. This is insane. I wasn't gonna answer because I thought it was spam, because everything's spam nowadays.
1:17:00 Speaker 01 Everything is spam nowadays!
1:17:04 Speaker 03 Like, literally, it's insane.
1:17:05 Speaker 01 It's insane. Probably spam. You get a call, did this say probably spam?
1:17:10 Speaker 03 No, it didn't, but like...
1:17:12 Speaker 01 Right, because it's Nolan.
1:17:13 Speaker 03 Maybe it's like, I thought it was like my insurance agent calling to give me a quote, but like, it wasn't, so this is even better.
1:17:22 Speaker 03 Oh my god, this is so... You go ahead, sorry.
1:17:26 Speaker 01 No, you go ahead. What were you saying?
1:17:29 Speaker 03 No, nothing. I mean, like, I'm just in shock, I'm in disbelief.
1:17:32 Speaker 01 Do you want FaceTime?
1:17:34 Speaker 03 I mean, like, I look like a bald eagle, but sure.
1:17:40 Speaker 03 Hi Tucker, it's so nice to meet you, even though you don't look that happy.
1:17:46 Speaker 01 Tucker.
1:17:49 Speaker 01 Perk up a bit, seriously.
1:17:53 Speaker 04 Why did you react to him the way you did? And not, and not me?
1:18:00 Speaker 03 Okay, I was gonna say because it's Jake Shane, but like, also it's Tucker.
1:18:05 Speaker 01 Wait. You want, can I send you some cotchess?
1:18:10 Speaker 03 Yes, wait, yeah.
1:18:11 Speaker 01 I'll send you some cotchess. That's my girl.
1:18:15 Speaker 03 I'm excited, if ever you want to come back to me. So, but I will.
1:18:19 Speaker 01 I love you, Mandy.
1:18:21 Speaker 03 I love you. Is it okay if I screenshot? Is that fine?
1:18:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, say smile Tucker.
1:18:25 Speaker 03 Okay, okay, smile. Okay, thank you so much for calling. This was insane.
1:18:31 Speaker 01 Oh my god, I'm so happy. Maybe we'll run into each other when you go see Harry Styles in New York.
1:18:35 Speaker 03 Yes, that'd be amazing.
1:18:37 Speaker 01 You want to give a little?
1:18:37 Speaker 03 Thank you so much.
1:18:38 Speaker 04 Chances are not.
1:18:39 Speaker 01 Of course, you want a little? Bye pussies?
1:18:42 Speaker 03 Bye pussies. Oh my god, this is crazy.
1:18:44 Speaker 01 Love you.
1:18:46 Speaker 03 Love you, bye.
1:18:50 Speaker 01 I love her. Oh my god, I got so excited I dropped my cards.
1:18:55 Speaker 01 God, I missed that. God, I should start calling people more.
1:19:03 Speaker 04 How much time have we done?
1:19:04 Speaker 01 What are you thinking about?
1:19:08 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, FaceTime.
1:19:14 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, Kindle.
1:19:18 Speaker 01 Three, two, one, iPad.
1:19:22 Speaker 04 Thank you guys so much. My album comes out August 7th. Chuck Timely and the Hourglass. And I'm going on tour and hitting the road right after. I'll see you there.
1:19:31 Speaker 01 Wait, what did we learn today?
1:19:33 Speaker 04 I think people will use my name to get to you.
1:19:39 Speaker 01 I mean, Mandy came to my Minneapolis show.
1:19:41 Speaker 04 I think it's shallow. She didn't even, she's never even been to my show.
1:19:45 Speaker 01 No, she said, she said, "How was your Bonnaroo show?"
1:19:47 Speaker 04 Yeah, she didn't see it. She wasn't there. She was asking how it was.
1:19:49 Speaker 01 Well, not everybody can get to Bonnaroo. If I could get to Bonnaroo, I'd go to Bonnaroo.
1:19:52 Speaker 04 Not everyone can get to a Jake Shane show, but she could.
1:19:54 Speaker 01 Well, because I stop in every city.
1:19:55 Speaker 04 So do I.
1:19:56 Speaker 01 Really?
1:19:57 Speaker 04 Yeah, when I'm on tour.
1:19:59 Speaker 01 Okay, I'm sure you do.
1:20:00 Speaker 04 I'm just saying, don't trust everyone. I don't trust her.
1:20:06 Speaker 04 I don't trust everyone. That's what I learned.
1:20:08 Speaker 01 My girl.
1:20:09 Speaker 04 And you, and you got, and you were way too into that, too. That...
1:20:12 Speaker 01 I was excited.
1:20:13 Speaker 04 I know, but I saw you, you got hard from, like...
1:20:16 Speaker 01 What? What?
1:20:18 Speaker 04 The excitement, like, did something to your body.
1:20:20 Speaker 01 I'm gay. The half of this episode was about how I'm gay.
1:20:22 Speaker 04 Full body chills. You had like an adrenaline rush and your face was, I've never seen someone put their mouth so close to a fucking camera. That poor girl saw your fucking tonsils. I love you, Jake.
1:20:33 Speaker 01 I love you.
1:20:34 Speaker 04 Give me a big hug and thank you so much.
1:20:40 Speaker 01 Wait, you have to say "bye pussies."
1:20:41 Speaker 04 Bye pussies.
1:20:58 Speaker 06 Coca-Cola. For the big, for the small, the short, and the tall. Peacemakers, risk takers. For the optimists, pessimists. For long distance love. For introverts and extroverts. The thinkers and the doers. For old friends and new. Coca-Cola, for everyone. Pick up some Coca-Cola at a store near you.
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