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0:31 Speaker 01 You're so major.
0:36 Speaker 02 This is about to be the last day of my life.
0:39 Speaker 01 Yeah, I mean, same.
0:58 Speaker 02 Pussies? The king is here. King. I'm so excited.
1:05 Speaker 01 I'm so happy to be here.
1:06 Speaker 02 First off, cheers.
1:07 Speaker 01 Cheers. I'm already having the best time.
1:10 Speaker 02 I know. We were really just hanging in the back. Eyes?
1:12 Speaker 01 Oh, sorry. Cheers.
1:18 Speaker 01 We're having red wine. It's like 1:00 PM.
1:20 Speaker 02 On a Friday.
1:21 Speaker 01 And we're having the best time.
1:22 Speaker 02 We're having the best time. I'm so, I can't believe you're here. I couldn't sleep last night.
1:26 Speaker 01 I can't believe I'm here either.
1:28 Speaker 02 I know.
1:30 Speaker 01 Not because I don't want to be here. I'd die for you. But like podcasts are just, it's a very new thing for me.
1:37 Speaker 02 I know. But you're always on.
1:38 Speaker 01 I'm gonna keep saying that. Every podcast I go on, I'm gonna be like, this is so new.
1:42 Speaker 02 It feels special because this is one of the first.
1:44 Speaker 01 Yeah.
1:44 Speaker 02 This and the Cuddy one.
1:45 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:46 Speaker 02 When you said you've seen my show, I thought you were kidding.
1:49 Speaker 01 Really?
1:49 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:51 Speaker 01 We met, that's when we met.
1:52 Speaker 02 Well, we met, okay, you don't remember this.
1:55 Speaker 01 Tell me everything.
1:56 Speaker 02 But you were, it was at the Charlie XCX show at Coachella.
2:00 Speaker 01 Okay.
2:00 Speaker 02 And you walked by me and I was just like, huh! And that was our first meeting.
2:05 Speaker 01 I love that. That was a good show.
2:08 Speaker 02 That was a great show.
2:09 Speaker 01 That was a day before I shot the movie with her.
2:12 Speaker 02 You shot it the day after Coachella?
2:14 Speaker 01 Yes. Isn't that crazy?
2:15 Speaker 02 Where did she shoot it? In the desert?
2:17 Speaker 01 We shot it at my house. In Palm Springs.
2:20 Speaker 02 Right.
2:21 Speaker 01 And I was, I was like, super crazy about it not looking like my house, because I'm like, this is gonna take people out of it.
2:26 Speaker 02 Right.
2:27 Speaker 01 But you know, they were in Abita?
2:29 Speaker 02 Uh huh. Ypita.
2:30 Speaker 01 Ypita. Um, and, so yeah, we just did it in a hallway at my house the next day.
2:36 Speaker 02 What was it like being an actress?
2:37 Speaker 01 It was amazing.
2:39 Speaker 02 Really?
2:39 Speaker 01 Yes.
2:40 Speaker 02 Did you love it?
2:41 Speaker 01 I did.
2:42 Speaker 02 Do you want to do more?
2:43 Speaker 01 Yes.
2:43 Speaker 02 You should.
2:44 Speaker 01 Thank you. A few things have come my way that I said no to that honestly, I kind of regret. But it's okay, because something else will happen.
2:55 Speaker 02 It, what's, did you say no for any particular reason?
2:58 Speaker 01 I feel like, I don't know if anyone can relate to this, I didn't think it was right. But I also didn't have enough time to decide.
3:07 Speaker 02 It was like, decide now?
3:09 Speaker 01 Decide now, and I get in my head about it, and then I end up saying no out of fear.
3:15 Speaker 02 Are you an anxious person?
3:16 Speaker 01 Ah, I don't know. I wish Ariel was in the room, because I feel like he's my second brain.
3:20 Speaker 02 Ariel, is she anxious?
3:24 Speaker 01 About life?
3:27 Speaker 02 No, you don't seem anxious. You don't read anxious.
3:30 Speaker 01 Okay.
3:31 Speaker 02 At all.
3:31 Speaker 01 Okay.
3:32 Speaker 02 And I'm like shaking. Have you, did you see when I was drinking the wine?
3:35 Speaker 01 No. Let's breathe.
3:50 Speaker 02 I honestly feel better.
3:51 Speaker 01 We needed that.
3:51 Speaker 02 We needed that. We needed that. Now tell me about Zelda.
3:54 Speaker 01 This is a safe space. We were talking about Zelda earlier, because Jake was like, I love your Sims bit.
4:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:01 Speaker 01 But you guys, I went on vacation recently, and I got, I bought a Switch for the first time.
4:08 Speaker 02 Okay. I almost bought one, I almost bought one yesterday. You're about to convince me.
4:13 Speaker 01 I bought a Switch. I don't even really this type of girl. Like, I play Sims on my computer. It never really went, my gaming never really went further than that. I loved Halo. Like, I beat the first Halo game.
4:25 Speaker 02 Call of Duty?
4:26 Speaker 01 No, Halo.
4:27 Speaker 02 Is that?
4:28 Speaker 01 Completely different. To completely different Halo.
4:30 Speaker 02 What is Halo?
4:32 Speaker 01 Halo's another, another like, it's in the future, but it's another like.
4:35 Speaker 02 Okay, okay. So that was like, okay, that was your thing.
4:38 Speaker 01 That was my thing with, with Kendall. And then what else did I play? I mean, back GameCube.
4:44 Speaker 02 Oh, I was a, I was a Game Boy guy.
4:46 Speaker 01 Yeah, GameCube, um, what were we playing on there? Bomberman on GameCube? The best. I bought a Switch and basically looked up, like, what are the most popular games on Switch? And I get, and Zelda has like, Zelda's up there. Have you played Zelda?
5:04 Speaker 03 Oh, yeah.
5:04 Speaker 01 Zelda is up there.
5:09 Speaker 01 Zelda's like one of the best games ever.
5:12 Speaker 02 What is, what's the premise?
5:13 Speaker 01 Rated. Um, well, you are Link.
5:17 Speaker 02 Okay.
5:18 Speaker 01 You are a hundred years ago. Oh, my God, I'm gonna sound like such a nerd. A hundred years before you, you're, you're playing the game. A hundred years prior, there was like a big war happened out with all the, um, with all the fantastic beasts. What are the beasts called?
5:33 Speaker 03 I, I remember the main guy. It's like Gandor or something.
5:37 Speaker 01 Gandor.
5:40 Speaker 01 But all the fantastic, not the fantastic beasts. Hold on. I need to get this right and you need to get it.
5:44 Speaker 02 This is perfect.
5:45 Speaker 01 Wait, the beasts in Zelda. I hate that I don't know their names. The divine.
5:57 Speaker 01 The divine beasts, the divine beasts. I'm so sorry to all the Zelda fans out there. I'm still kind of new. I've already, um, I've already kind of conquered one of the divine beasts. I'm on to my second beast. But anyway, um, so, you know, a hundred years prior, before you started playing the game, there was this big war. The world is like, you know.
6:20 Speaker 02 Shambles.
6:21 Speaker 01 Shambles, like, everything is fucked.
6:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
6:23 Speaker 01 And then you get in there and you're Link and you're trying to save the world.
6:28 Speaker 02 Ooh, I like this.
6:29 Speaker 01 Save the world and Princess Zelda, even though it's like a hundred years later, she's still like thriving in the castle. You wanna get to Princess Zelda. Were they in love? I don't know. There's a bunch of flashbacks. It's the most intricate. You could be on that game like I've, I've played.
6:44 Speaker 02 Wait, so.
6:45 Speaker 01 For days and hours.
6:46 Speaker 02 And you, and there's like missions to complete?
6:48 Speaker 01 Basically, you're trying to get to Princess Zelda in the castle.
6:51 Speaker 02 To save her?
6:51 Speaker 01 To save her and save the world.
6:53 Speaker 02 From the divine.
6:55 Speaker 01 Well, the divine beasts were, um,
6:59 Speaker 01 They were really on our side.
7:02 Speaker 01 But then they got taken over by.
7:04 Speaker 02 Gandor.
7:04 Speaker 01 Gandor.
7:05 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
7:06 Speaker 01 So you have to enter the divine beast and like snap them out of it, snap them out of Gandor.
7:12 Speaker 02 Okay, I think I need, I think I'm gonna get a switch.
7:15 Speaker 01 So anyway, that was a lot, but you need to get a switch and you need to play Zelda.
7:19 Speaker 02 Wait, I'm gonna, I'm literally gonna post my one right after this.
7:22 Speaker 01 Right now.
7:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm gonna.
7:23 Speaker 01 Breath of the Wild.
7:24 Speaker 02 Breath, Zelda Breath of the Wild.
7:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's the first one.
7:27 Speaker 02 Can we play, like, can we connect? Oh.
7:29 Speaker 01 I know.
7:30 Speaker 02 Cause you can do that on Pokemon.
7:31 Speaker 01 I know, and Mario Kart, no.
7:33 Speaker 02 Yes, you can, you can, you can play Mario, I think you can do wifi.
7:37 Speaker 01 Okay.
7:38 Speaker 02 Are you still on Tumblr?
7:40 Speaker 01 No.
7:41 Speaker 02 No.
7:42 Speaker 01 I know, I'm sorry.
7:43 Speaker 02 Wait, really?
7:46 Speaker 01 I'm sorry, I'm not, I know, it was the best place, I'm on Pinterest, Pinterest gives me.
7:52 Speaker 02 Pinterest is Tumblr grown up.
7:53 Speaker 01 Pinterest gives me Tumblr, it does.
7:56 Speaker 02 And do you have like mood boards that you like?
7:58 Speaker 01 Yes, I do it all day.
8:00 Speaker 02 Are they public?
8:01 Speaker 01 Instead of like opening up my Instagram, I, I open up Pinterest.
8:05 Speaker 02 Oh, really?
8:06 Speaker 01 Yes.
8:06 Speaker 02 And you just scroll?
8:07 Speaker 01 And I scroll, inspiration, inspiration, inspiration, and it's like curated to me and the things that I like, so I'm like, ooh, that would be cool for a cosmetic shoot coming up, put it in the da da da. And then I have like a 2026 like outfit vibes.
8:21 Speaker 02 Are you going to the mat?
8:22 Speaker 01 I am.
8:23 Speaker 02 What are you wearing?
8:25 Speaker 01 I'm wearing scaffarelli.
8:26 Speaker 02 Ah!
8:28 Speaker 01 Should I just like show you a picture instead of explaining it to get your reaction?
8:31 Speaker 02 I'm gagged.
8:33 Speaker 01 Okay. I don't have the final dress, but I'll show you the sketch.
8:38 Speaker 02 Shut up.
8:38 Speaker 01 This is not me.
8:40 Speaker 02 Shut up.
8:42 Speaker 01 Another piece.
8:43 Speaker 02 No, you're lying.
8:44 Speaker 01 Looks like I'm.
8:44 Speaker 02 Louise, you have to come see this.
8:46 Speaker 01 I, I'm already like speechless. And then, and then it's like falling off, you know what I mean? It's gonna look different than that because you know, the sketches are like.
8:56 Speaker 02 It's like, it's real art, you're wearing art.
8:57 Speaker 01 So I'm wearing art and we're celebrating.
9:02 Speaker 02 Art.
9:02 Speaker 01 Art.
9:04 Speaker 02 Well, Kylie, what are you therapist about today?
9:07 Speaker 01 What am I therapist about? Hmm, I haven't heard this before. Um, I'm therapist about.
9:16 Speaker 01 I'm therapist about getting over this cold.
9:19 Speaker 02 I knew you were gonna say that.
9:20 Speaker 01 We're getting to know each other.
9:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, we are. I knew you were gonna say that.
9:24 Speaker 01 I'm really therapist about this fucking cold. I just, it's been 10 days and I don't know if you guys feel like as you get older, it's harder to like kick something in the butt.
9:34 Speaker 02 I just threw my back out for the first time.
9:35 Speaker 01 Stop.
9:36 Speaker 02 Yes.
9:37 Speaker 01 I have really bad back issues.
9:38 Speaker 02 I was, I was like, I'm gonna tell her that I threw my back out, but I guess, I feel like she's never thrown her back out.
9:43 Speaker 01 I have had chronic back pain for like three and a half years. It's just starting to get better. But I, my son, my last pregnancy, it like really took me out.
9:54 Speaker 02 Oh, really? That, it was, was it dur, it was during it?
9:57 Speaker 01 It was like 12 weeks into the pregnancy, I just woke up one day and I'm like, ooh, I can't really walk. And I had like crazy sciatica pain and crazy lower back pain. So I'm just thinking, and I was in the best shape of my life before that pregnancy. So I really had high expectations. I really wanted to like work out. I gained 60 pounds with my daughter. I was 200 pounds when I went in to give birth to my daughter. Oh, I was like 210 with my son. All of that when I gained like 65 pounds with my son.
10:27 Speaker 02 What, what were you like?
10:28 Speaker 01 I was huge.
10:31 Speaker 02 What were you craving?
10:32 Speaker 01 Everything. I ate everything. I ate a pint of ice cream every night.
10:37 Speaker 02 You're lying.
10:37 Speaker 01 No, I just dove right in.
10:40 Speaker 02 What flavor?
10:41 Speaker 01 Rainbow sherbet.
10:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, yum.
10:43 Speaker 01 Yeah. I ate lots of ice cream, just lots of carbs, bagels in the beginning. My nausea was horrible with my son, so if I didn't eat, it'd be really bad.
10:54 Speaker 02 Which pregnancy was easier?
10:56 Speaker 01 The first one. That was a breeze.
11:00 Speaker 02 God, I, it's so funny you talking, well, it's not funny, but you talking about this, it's like I remember everything happening in real time. Like I remember when, was it the Dear Stormy video?
11:11 Speaker 01 Yeah, to our daughter.
11:13 Speaker 02 Stopped the world, stopped the world. I was in high school, we all stopped what we were doing to watch the video.
11:19 Speaker 01 Oh my God. I remember seeing, I didn't realize it was gonna be like that. All the reaction videos to people watching it and like gathering in the living room, like this is crazy.
11:28 Speaker 02 Because you, you didn't leave your house for a while, if I remember. And there was like helicopters circling above your house to try to get pop shots of you.
11:36 Speaker 01 And they would take pictures of anything and just write a story like, oh, it's a crib. I'm like, that's a couch.
11:43 Speaker 01 So that was crazy. I really didn't leave the house. I felt like at the time, you know, reflecting back to it, I felt like I was protecting myself.
11:56 Speaker 01 And I was in a way, but I
12:01 Speaker 01 like, right when I posted that video, I sobbed for like, three hours. Cause it felt like so much weight on my shoulders and, and just a big thing that I was like hiding from the world. And I was, you know, worried about everyone's reactions and, and it was just so emotional. And I'm like, huh, maybe next time I wouldn't do that.
12:21 Speaker 02 Right.
12:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
12:23 Speaker 02 And did it feel good not hiding it the second time?
12:25 Speaker 01 Yeah. But then I couldn't leave my bed anyway, cause I was like in so much back pain and sciatica pain. I was like, and lots of things were happening with my vagina. I was three centimeters dilated for like, a month and a half, two months. Like the baby was like falling out.
12:45 Speaker 01 And my doctor's like, you have to stay in bed.
12:48 Speaker 02 How, what is it like seeing your kids grow up?
12:51 Speaker 01 It's the best. I feel like, I'll let you talk.
12:55 Speaker 02 No, no, but I had nothing to say.
12:58 Speaker 01 Let's take a wine break.
12:58 Speaker 02 Yeah. Eyes. I'm so nervous.
13:02 Speaker 01 Oh, don't be nervous.
13:04 Speaker 02 I know. You're the Mecca.
13:06 Speaker 01 What? I just wanna kiss you.
13:09 Speaker 02 Oh, I wanna kiss you.
13:14 Speaker 01 I'm having the best time.
13:16 Speaker 02 I know, cause you would tell me.
13:18 Speaker 01 And I think you're the cutest person on the whole planet.
13:21 Speaker 02 I love you.
13:22 Speaker 01 I really do.
13:23 Speaker 02 Best day of my life.
13:24 Speaker 01 And your last thirst trap?
13:27 Speaker 02 You saw?
13:28 Speaker 01 I fucking saw that shit.
13:29 Speaker 02 You saw that shit?
13:29 Speaker 01 It was like on my for you page or something.
13:31 Speaker 02 You're lying.
13:32 Speaker 01 I'm not lying. I opened Instagram and it was you.
13:36 Speaker 02 What'd you think?
13:37 Speaker 01 I thought it was so sexy.
13:39 Speaker 02 I've been really in the gym.
13:40 Speaker 01 I'm so proud of you. Doesn't it feel so good?
13:43 Speaker 02 It and it just, I wanna show everyone.
13:45 Speaker 01 Does any, don't you feel so, I love being in the gym.
13:48 Speaker 02 It's, I love being in the gym. I love sweating.
13:50 Speaker 01 Mm hmm.
13:50 Speaker 02 And then I love feeling like, well, the best is when you wake up morning skinny. And then you go to the gym still on morning skinny and then you work out and then you like tone morning skinny.
14:03 Speaker 01 The best.
14:04 Speaker 02 That one, I had a tan.
14:05 Speaker 01 Do you stay, do you have a real tan?
14:07 Speaker 02 No, so that was fake tan.
14:09 Speaker 01 There's nothing that feels better than a spray tan.
14:11 Speaker 02 Nothing.
14:12 Speaker 01 A fresh spray tan.
14:13 Speaker 02 Like, it's, it's God's gift to this green earth. You feel like fitter, you feel hotter.
14:20 Speaker 01 Totally.
14:20 Speaker 02 You just feel sexy, like your face has this like subtle glow to you.
14:25 Speaker 01 Sometimes I think I'm depressed and then I get a spray tan and I'm like, I was just pale.
14:29 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:30 Speaker 01 You know?
14:31 Speaker 02 What does a bad day look like for you?
14:34 Speaker 01 A bad day? I don't have any bad days. No. Of course I have bad days.
14:42 Speaker 01 I mean, it depends what's happening.
14:44 Speaker 02 Right.
14:45 Speaker 01 You know, I've had really, I've had bad days.
14:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:54 Speaker 01 What the fuck is happening?
14:55 Speaker 02 I don't know.
14:56 Speaker 01 We need a sip of wine.
15:02 Speaker 02 I've never been this nervous or silent on a podcast ever. What's wrong with me today?
15:06 Speaker 04 You're doing great, just like.
15:07 Speaker 01 You're doing great. You don't seem nervous at all.
15:10 Speaker 02 You're lying.
15:10 Speaker 01 I'm not lying.
15:11 Speaker 02 Okay. Louise and I were talking.
15:15 Speaker 02 How, when you curated an Instagram dump, how do you pick your song?
15:21 Speaker 01 Thank you for asking. The songs are the hardest for me.
15:25 Speaker 02 Mm hmm. Every time.
15:26 Speaker 01 The songs are so hard. I know a few people who are really good at it. I think they're keep, I think they're keeping it in their notes or something.
15:34 Speaker 02 You think?
15:35 Speaker 01 I think they're like prepared for this shit, because there's no way you can be under pressure. You're about to post this dump you've been working on for hours and you could just pick a perfect song. They have to be, we have to do better.
15:45 Speaker 02 Do you work on it for hours?
15:47 Speaker 01 Yes.
15:48 Speaker 02 They, it really doesn't read that way. That's like your whole, like, like, that, like, is your whole vibe to me. Like, it's just like, you just do it and it happens.
15:56 Speaker 01 I love that. Is there like, do you have any notes?
16:00 Speaker 02 Note for your dumps?
16:01 Speaker 01 Yeah, for my dumps or for my posts, like, do you wish that?
16:04 Speaker 02 No, I would only say more. I just want more, like every time.
16:07 Speaker 01 You want more?
16:08 Speaker 02 Like your 2016 post, I was sat.
16:11 Speaker 01 I know, fuck, I don't know who that was anymore.
16:14 Speaker 02 Yes, you, you don't know.
16:15 Speaker 01 It's hard for me to, maybe it's like, I just, I really work a lot more.
16:20 Speaker 02 Than you did when you were.
16:20 Speaker 01 Than I did then.
16:22 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:23 Speaker 01 Like every day. I feel like all I do is just like, I'm working or I'm at the office and then I'm with my children and then I'm working on myself and then I'm, you know, in a relationship and then I'm having my friends and then I.
16:33 Speaker 02 Right.
16:33 Speaker 01 So it's like I not, like, back then, I felt like I had more free time to just like play.
16:40 Speaker 02 What, what was it like looking back at that era?
16:44 Speaker 01 It was amazing.
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18:19 Speaker 02 I just got my first Birkin and I thought of you.
18:21 Speaker 01 What color?
18:22 Speaker 02 Chocolate brown.
18:23 Speaker 01 Gorgeous.
18:24 Speaker 02 I got it in Japan at Amore.
18:26 Speaker 01 Okay.
18:26 Speaker 02 The, it's a shoulder, shoulder strap Birkin.
18:31 Speaker 01 Like the JPG one?
18:32 Speaker 02 I think so. I.
18:33 Speaker 01 Or Kelly.
18:34 Speaker 02 No, it's like a.
18:35 Speaker 01 Do you have a picture? Let's see the picture.
18:39 Speaker 02 It's like.
18:40 Speaker 01 It's a camel. No, it's chocolate.
18:41 Speaker 02 It's chocolate brown and it's, okay.
18:43 Speaker 01 What is it? Silver hardware?
18:45 Speaker 02 Silver hardware.
18:46 Speaker 01 Gorgeous.
18:47 Speaker 02 Do you have a favorite Birkin?
18:48 Speaker 01 Um, the one that I wore today, I die for. The matte black croc with the silver that I wear like every day.
18:57 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
18:58 Speaker 01 And then the Himalayan diamonds is also like.
19:03 Speaker 02 Are you sourcing these or are you buying these direct from the store?
19:06 Speaker 01 Most of them direct from the store. Older ones that I have, I have sourced them, but now I just, if I'm gonna buy it, I just. That's gorgeous. Wait.
19:17 Speaker 02 And I beat it up.
19:19 Speaker 01 I'm obsessed with this. It's like long.
19:21 Speaker 02 It's long. It's very long.
19:23 Speaker 01 This is gorgeous. Wow. This is really cool. And it, and it's like, like I want this bag.
19:29 Speaker 02 Shoot, I'll bring it, I'll bring it down. I'll show you.
19:31 Speaker 01 We need to see it in person. This is everything. And it, it's like a work bag.
19:36 Speaker 02 I bring it, I brought it to work today.
19:38 Speaker 01 It's a travel bag.
19:39 Speaker 02 I bring it on the plane. I feel so cunt bringing it with the, walking through the airport.
19:43 Speaker 01 Fucking cunt.
19:44 Speaker 02 Throwing it on the thingy like.
19:46 Speaker 01 That's everything.
19:47 Speaker 02 When did you start your bag collection?
19:49 Speaker 01 I got my first bag from my mommy. I think for like my 18th birthday? Most of my new bags now are from my mom. It's like our, it's our love language.
20:02 Speaker 02 Sharing bags back and forth.
20:04 Speaker 01 Birkin. Birthday? Birkin.
20:07 Speaker 01 And we just back and forth, back and forth. Isn't that beautiful?
20:12 Speaker 02 Well, when I spoke to her at Vandy Fair, she did say you were her favorite kid right now.
20:16 Speaker 01 We have a beautiful relationship.
20:18 Speaker 02 What, what was it like growing up? Like, do you remember before cameras?
20:25 Speaker 01 I do, yes. But not a lot of memories.
20:31 Speaker 02 Really?
20:31 Speaker 01 I was nine. Years old.
20:34 Speaker 02 It was just like, they were there one day?
20:35 Speaker 01 And just, they were there one day in the house. And everyone made it seem really normal. So it felt pretty natural. I will say.
20:44 Speaker 02 Do you have a favorite memory from filming, like, the earlier seasons?
20:48 Speaker 01 The earlier seasons were the best. And so many memories. I felt like it really kind of brought us all together. It still does today. And like, we're all hanging out this Sunday. We were doing like a movie night at my mom's house. No cameras. But other than that, our, like, our schedules and our lives and our kids and everything, it gets to be a lot. That filming really brings us and keeps us together. Because we all were working together.
21:17 Speaker 02 It's like family dinner. It's like
21:19 Speaker 01 Yeah.
21:19 Speaker 02 Everyone come and film.
21:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, so it's been a blessing and and yeah. So many fun memories. The beginning was the best.
21:30 Speaker 02 Everything.
21:30 Speaker 01 Everything.
21:31 Speaker 02 I watch it when I'm sad.
21:33 Speaker 01 Me too.
21:33 Speaker 02 It's the best. I mean, you remember The Vine. My family's in there.
21:37 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:38 Speaker 02 You were Vine Queen.
21:40 Speaker 01 Vine was the best.
21:42 Speaker 02 I miss it every day.
21:43 Speaker 01 Me too. I can't believe it's just, like, deleted.
21:45 Speaker 02 Do you remember any of your vines?
21:48 Speaker 01 Of course.
21:49 Speaker 02 Do you remember the shirt you wore?
21:51 Speaker 01 Which one?
21:51 Speaker 02 It was, there was holes in it. It was like off the shoulder.
21:54 Speaker 01 The gray one.
21:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
21:55 Speaker 01 Yeah.
21:55 Speaker 02 Do you still have?
21:56 Speaker 01 No.
21:57 Speaker 02 Oh.
21:58 Speaker 01 I know. That would have been so special to bring to you.
22:00 Speaker 02 I know. And Keek?
22:03 Speaker 01 Keek, of course.
22:05 Speaker 02 Keek was, Keek was, what was Keek?
22:07 Speaker 01 So Keek was actually a deal that came to us after I think, yes, I know. You heard it here first. I was getting
22:14 Speaker 02 What?
22:15 Speaker 01 I was getting paid.
22:16 Speaker 02 You were getting paid to do Keek?
22:20 Speaker 02 You did a fucking stand up job, let me tell you.
22:22 Speaker 01 Thank you.
22:23 Speaker 02 Cause everyone started using.
22:24 Speaker 01 And I like had, yes, and I had to geek.
22:27 Speaker 02 You've low key lived so many lives.
22:29 Speaker 01 I have now that I'm honestly sitting here talking to you. I do feel that way.
22:33 Speaker 02 You used to like, when you were on the show, you were like telling, you were like, we used to shut down malls.
22:38 Speaker 01 Yes.
22:39 Speaker 02 You used to shut the mall down.
22:41 Speaker 01 Shut the mall down.
22:42 Speaker 02 You wrote books.
22:44 Speaker 01 Yes.
22:46 Speaker 01 Absolutely. The malls were shut down. Kendall, I talk about that often. Cause when you're in it and you're so young, you don't even realize like what's happening.
22:55 Speaker 02 Right.
22:56 Speaker 01 And then when you are an adult and you look back to it, you're like, oh my God, we were children and we had no idea. Like, this was how crazy this was.
23:06 Speaker 02 Right. It was just life. It was like you were just working.
23:08 Speaker 01 Yes, we were just working and, and it just, it was wild.
23:13 Speaker 02 And do you, is there like one job you remember that you're like, what the fuck was that?
23:19 Speaker 01 Like the appearances or?
23:21 Speaker 02 Like appearances or anything?
23:23 Speaker 01 Oh my God, for sure. There's definitely, there's definitely memories that Kendall and I will send to each other all the time. Like, wait, what? We did this? There's like photos that we find that we're like, this was crazy. But I think I can think of at the top of my head.
23:40 Speaker 01 There were a few mall appearances, like going to Australia.
23:44 Speaker 02 Okay.
23:45 Speaker 01 Was really crazy. Like I've never seen more people, fans in my whole life.
23:50 Speaker 02 But what were you there for? Were you promoting the book?
23:53 Speaker 01 We were there for Paxon, I think.
23:55 Speaker 02 Oh, how could I forget?
23:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, of course.
23:57 Speaker 02 How could I forget the Paxon collab?
24:00 Speaker 01 Paxon collab. We were there for Paxon.
24:04 Speaker 02 For some reason Paxon reminds me of the Malibu Country Mart, even though I don't think there was one there.
24:09 Speaker 01 Yeah.
24:09 Speaker 02 But I remember your Malibu Country Mart era.
24:13 Speaker 01 Loved Malibu Country Mart. Oh my God, I was just looking at photos because I'm in a girls chat right now and like I have to show you these photos. And they all want to plan a Brandy trip. Like they're like, we have to go after hours to Brandy.
24:25 Speaker 02 I mean.
24:26 Speaker 01 Like Haley's like where it all started. And I'm like, stop babe. We have the same shirt.
24:31 Speaker 02 Shut the fuck up.
24:33 Speaker 01 And we're just all sending photos like hello Brandy.
24:36 Speaker 02 That shirt.
24:37 Speaker 01 This shirt.
24:38 Speaker 02 That shirt.
24:39 Speaker 01 I go, if we don't come out of here with stripes.
24:41 Speaker 02 You're you did it wrong.
24:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm like, I'm definitely joining you guys.
24:44 Speaker 02 The Mr. The Malibu Country Mart's changed so much though over the years. You can't. My God.
24:52 Speaker 01 Oh shit, the Tims like what?
24:56 Speaker 02 The Tims.
24:57 Speaker 01 The Tims.
24:57 Speaker 02 When did you start using Tumblr?
25:01 Speaker 01 Tumblr was, um, I don't remember.
25:05 Speaker 02 And do you remember your URL?
25:07 Speaker 01 Um, California class.
25:09 Speaker 02 California class.
25:12 Speaker 01 I have no idea.
25:14 Speaker 02 I vividly remember the episode where Tim was so jealous of your Tumblr.
25:21 Speaker 01 I always like, you know.
25:25 Speaker 01 They've they come around. Like I was on Snapchat and they were like, what is Snapchat? And then they and then like, you know.
25:31 Speaker 02 Is that where King Kylie started? It was on a Snapchat username?
25:36 Speaker 01 King Kylie started because I
25:42 Speaker 01 saw someone. I saw someone's call me that.
25:48 Speaker 02 And you were just like, yeah.
25:50 Speaker 01 Like that's King Kylie. Like I heard it like in an interview, like someone talking about it. I don't even remember where at this point. And I was like, King Kylie.
26:01 Speaker 01 I die for that.
26:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:03 Speaker 01 And then I just ran with it. I don't even remember how that happened.
26:06 Speaker 02 I don't remember life before.
26:08 Speaker 01 Cute.
26:09 Speaker 02 Oh, I know. That was when Lord came. That's when everyone still lived here. Did you ever have a roommate?
26:15 Speaker 01 Mm hmm.
26:17 Speaker 01 My first house, Stoss lived with me and Jordan.
26:20 Speaker 02 Was that fun?
26:23 Speaker 01 It was a lot of fun. I needed that at that time.
26:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:27 Speaker 01 I don't think I could have. We also were so attached before that. That. It would have just felt unnatural too.
26:35 Speaker 02 How did you guys all meet? School?
26:38 Speaker 01 I met Stoss s- s- super early days. She. Was like Stoss times a hundred.
26:49 Speaker 01 And in Calabasas, the only thing to really do is go to the Commons on Friday. Do you know where the Commons is?
26:56 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:56 Speaker 01 It's like an outdoor mall.
26:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, and it's where-
26:58 Speaker 01 Movie theater, pick up sticks. So then. She came to the Commons and she was wearing like, she had a one broken leg. And she was like hopping on a broken leg. The other leg was like a ugg. She was wearing the shortest shorts you've ever seen in your whole life. I was like, oh my god, I could never go out like that.
27:16 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
27:16 Speaker 01 I saw her at the thing and I was like, and the personality and this and like, I'm like, she's like me.
27:22 Speaker 02 Yeah.
27:23 Speaker 01 She's like a different version of me. And she was just crazy and I thought, I thought her craziness was like amazing. And then I saw her again through a mutual friend. And I think she thought my craziness was amazing because I showed up and I was running around the house and I came dressed in like a costume and I was just Kylie and then we had a sleepover that night and literally. She moved in. We never, like for four years.
27:47 Speaker 02 That's beautiful.
27:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
27:48 Speaker 02 And then Misfits started.
27:49 Speaker 01 And then Misfits started.
27:51 Speaker 02 Do you ever reminisce on those?
27:53 Speaker 01 Of course, those, that's what was my childhood.
27:55 Speaker 02 Did you ever get in trouble with your parents via something they found out that you did in the press?
28:02 Speaker 01 Yes.
28:05 Speaker 01 But I never was really like that crazy. I think I was just very free spirited and very like funny and very. I still am that way, but I was never like doing hard drugs or like. So yeah, but.
28:19 Speaker 02 Were your parents like chill, like with like you drinking? Like, were they like a cool mop, cool parents or like what?
28:25 Speaker 01 I was afraid of my parents. I definitely respected them. I wouldn't say they were super lenient, but they. They gave me the space and together I was their 10th child.
28:37 Speaker 02 Right.
28:38 Speaker 01 So I think there was, and they had me really late, like my mom had me at 42 almost. Um, and my dad was a bit older, so I think they were just like, my mom was in work mode. And yeah, they gave me the space. I don't think, I think like we were the last generation to really like, grow up like that because we didn't have a cellphone. Our parents didn't know where we were all day.
29:06 Speaker 02 You are the last generation to do that. Now it's like, can you imagine sending Stormy off?
29:10 Speaker 01 No.
29:12 Speaker 02 The fact that she can like, make cohesive sentences now.
29:15 Speaker 01 I know.
29:16 Speaker 02 Is really crazy.
29:17 Speaker 01 I've entered a different like stage of motherhood.
29:21 Speaker 02 What stage are you in?
29:23 Speaker 01 I'm in, I have an eight-year-old stage.
29:25 Speaker 02 Eight?
29:26 Speaker 01 She's eight years old. She's my age when we started keeping up with the Kardashians, almost.
29:33 Speaker 02 Why does that make me feel old?
29:34 Speaker 01 I know.
29:36 Speaker 02 What?
29:37 Speaker 01 I remember when I had her and I used to be like, I'm gonna be 28 with an eight-year-old.
29:41 Speaker 02 You were 20 when you had Stormy?
29:42 Speaker 01 I was 19 when I got pregnant.
29:46 Speaker 02 Were you like, can I ask, were you like freaking out?
29:53 Speaker 01 I was freaking out.
29:57 Speaker 01 I was freaking out. I was really scared to tell my parents.
30:02 Speaker 02 And how did that go?
30:03 Speaker 01 And it was, I was really scared, but I knew, I was really scared, but there was something just inside of me that knew that I wanted to do this.
30:15 Speaker 01 I had to make a decision for myself, like what do I really want? What can I handle? And even if I have to do this alone or however, like this is the choice that I'm gonna make and. And then I told my mom. Put on the wine, we're like crying.
30:32 Speaker 02 No, I'm, I was gonna say, I'm drunk.
30:36 Speaker 01 Now we're like crying.
30:39 Speaker 01 No one was like angry at me, no one. It was just, it was crazy, crazy times.
30:45 Speaker 02 Stormy ever asked, like, what do you do?
30:47 Speaker 01 Of course.
30:49 Speaker 02 And does she like understand?
30:51 Speaker 01 She knows mommy makes makeup.
30:54 Speaker 02 Got it.
30:54 Speaker 01 And she loves to go to Ulta.
30:56 Speaker 02 Really?
30:57 Speaker 01 She loves to go to Ulta. She loves to go to Ulta, shop for makeup and other products, and she likes to buy my things, and she likes my lip butter. She knows I make makeup. She knows I'm like always leaving for work.
31:11 Speaker 02 Right.
31:12 Speaker 01 I go to the office, I travel. So I explained to her, you know, why this is important, why I need to leave, and I try to keep her involved. I think it's important for her to know what her mom does and why I'm gone.
31:27 Speaker 02 A thousand percent.
31:28 Speaker 01 Yeah.
31:29 Speaker 02 Wow. And does, does she ever question cameras, or is she just like, that's life?
31:35 Speaker 01 She actually loves it, and I have to be the one to like set boundaries, because she want, we made a little TikTok last night, and she begged me to do it. And I could, sometimes we make TikToks and I'll just do it to, because she thinks it's fun, and then I will never post them. But the, the one that we made last night, I did post. But she loves to be on camera, like, did you see the paparazzi photos of us the other day going into the
32:01 Speaker 02 What were that?
32:01 Speaker 01 Restaurant, and she was smiling big. She like, when she sees a camera, she's like.
32:06 Speaker 02 She's you. She loves it.
32:08 Speaker 01 Exactly.
32:09 Speaker 02 How, when's her birthday?
32:10 Speaker 01 She's February first.
32:12 Speaker 02 Oh, so she's in Aquarius, or, yeah, Aquarius, right?
32:16 Speaker 01 February first, Leo rising. I'm a Leo. My son is February 2nd.
32:24 Speaker 02 That's kind of crazy.
32:25 Speaker 01 It's crazy.
32:27 Speaker 02 I finished my glass.
32:28 Speaker 01 Okay, I'll finish it. Oh, no.
32:30 Speaker 02 You have a lot to go.
32:31 Speaker 01 Of course, you're drunk.
32:31 Speaker 02 I know.
32:34 Speaker 02 I am a lot less nervous. You're very disarming.
32:37 Speaker 01 Thank you.
32:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
32:38 Speaker 01 I love that.
32:39 Speaker 02 And I've noticed that from the moment that I met you at that Charli XCX show. I was like, oh, she like makes you feel like you're her friend, even if she...
32:47 Speaker 01 I don't ever want to make people... I don't want to come off...
32:50 Speaker 02 You don't.
32:50 Speaker 01 ...intimidating.
32:51 Speaker 02 Well, you do, but you don't, if that makes sense. You're like the, the really, really pretty girl in high school who would make everyone feel special.
32:59 Speaker 01 It really is genuine. I don't want to make people feel...
33:03 Speaker 02 Scared.
33:04 Speaker 01 Yes.
33:05 Speaker 02 What are you watching on TV?
33:07 Speaker 01 I'm watching The Testaments.
33:11 Speaker 02 The Testaments?
33:13 Speaker 01 It's called The Testaments, right? The Handmaid's...
33:16 Speaker 02 Oh, is it a spinoff?
33:18 Speaker 01 It, yes.
33:19 Speaker 02 Okay.
33:20 Speaker 01 I'm, I love The Handmaid's Tale.
33:22 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
33:23 Speaker 01 Die for The Handmaid's Tale.
33:24 Speaker 02 Have you ever seen the show Industry?
33:26 Speaker 01 I haven't.
33:27 Speaker 02 You would love it. It's about stockbrokers in England.
33:30 Speaker 01 Okay.
33:31 Speaker 02 And they all like do drugs and party.
33:33 Speaker 01 Okay.
33:34 Speaker 02 And like fuck each other. And it's like, am I describing it correctly?
33:37 Speaker 04 Yeah, but it's really, it's kind of like Succession.
33:39 Speaker 01 I'm gonna write it down.
33:40 Speaker 02 You, it is the cuntiest show on television.
33:43 Speaker 04 Yes.
33:44 Speaker 02 The two main girls fight all the time.
33:46 Speaker 01 Okay.
33:47 Speaker 02 And like they fuck each other over and like... Are like low-key lovers.
33:53 Speaker 04 No.
33:53 Speaker 01 I'm always looking for a good new show.
33:55 Speaker 02 Industry is great.
33:56 Speaker 01 Should we keep going?
33:57 Speaker 02 Yeah.
33:58 Speaker 01 Wait, so I just watched the Caterpillar documentary. Have you seen that? About the guy, he changes his eye color.
34:03 Speaker 02 What?
34:04 Speaker 01 That's, that one's a little crazy. Um, I started the second season of Beef.
34:09 Speaker 02 I haven't even seen the first.
34:11 Speaker 01 I'm into it.
34:12 Speaker 02 Okay.
34:12 Speaker 01 I'm really into it. I didn't finish the first season, but I, I'm into the second. What else?
34:17 Speaker 02 Movies?
34:19 Speaker 01 I just watched The Enemy again by Denis Villeneuve.
34:23 Speaker 02 Ooh, kind of cinephile? Do you have a letterbox?
34:28 Speaker 01 I do, but I like downloaded it because my friends made me and then I just never opened the app again.
34:35 Speaker 01 The Enemy is kind of crazy. You should watch it.
34:38 Speaker 02 What's it about?
34:39 Speaker 01 You just have to watch it.
34:40 Speaker 02 Okay.
34:41 Speaker 01 It's about a guy who...
34:44 Speaker 01 Is watching movies and see someone in the movie that's looks exactly like him. And then it goes from there.
34:52 Speaker 02 How old is that?
34:53 Speaker 03 Twenty thirteen.
34:54 Speaker 01 Twenty thirteen.
34:55 Speaker 02 Did you ever go to IPEC?
34:57 Speaker 01 Of course.
34:58 Speaker 02 You know what? Just closed.
34:59 Speaker 01 I know, I'm so upset.
35:00 Speaker 02 It's so sad.
35:01 Speaker 01 It's so sad. That was my theater because they always had. Like, we would always do little private things there all the time.
35:10 Speaker 02 Did you watch nine oh two one oh as a kid?
35:12 Speaker 01 I didn't.
35:13 Speaker 02 You would have loved nine oh two one oh.
35:15 Speaker 01 I'm trying to think of what I watched.
35:16 Speaker 02 Gossip Girl?
35:18 Speaker 01 Yes, earlier seasons.
35:20 Speaker 02 Yeah. Like Vampire Diaries?
35:23 Speaker 01 Of course. I just rewatched everything. I got to like season six and then I stopped.
35:28 Speaker 02 Were you team Damon or team Stefan?
35:34 Speaker 01 Oh, it goes back and forth.
35:36 Speaker 02 I was team Damon.
35:37 Speaker 01 At first I'm team Stefan and then I go hard left to team Damon.
35:41 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
35:42 Speaker 01 Hard left to team Damon. Ah, and then once like, you know, Damon's in the picture for a while, I go back to Stefan.
35:50 Speaker 02 Yeah. You're like, it's too much.
35:54 Speaker 01 I'm like, wait, but Stefan.
35:57 Speaker 02 That is the best show of all time.
35:58 Speaker 01 It is.
35:59 Speaker 02 It really, really is.
36:00 Speaker 01 It is. I stopped because I'm like, when it's over, it's over. I probably will take a few years off again.
36:06 Speaker 02 Did you watch? Have you ever seen Scandal?
36:08 Speaker 01 Yes.
36:09 Speaker 02 That's like my favorite show.
36:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, Scandal was amazing.
36:12 Speaker 02 Girls?
36:13 Speaker 01 No.
36:14 Speaker 02 I think you would like it.
36:16 Speaker 01 Kendall always talks about girls, but no.
36:19 Speaker 02 What's like the, like, what is your, like, prime differences between you two?
36:24 Speaker 01 There are many. There are many. She, well, first of all, she's like my favorite person on the planet. And I think as I get older.
36:35 Speaker 01 You just, do you have siblings?
36:37 Speaker 02 I have a younger brother. It's his birthday today. It's his birthday today. Happy birthday Luke.
36:43 Speaker 01 Happy birthday Luke. I think as you get older too, you like, she's just my best friend. She's my ride or die. We are like totally different people. It's really interesting. She's type A, I'm type B.
36:57 Speaker 02 Yeah. How are you type B?
37:00 Speaker 01 I'm go with the flow.
37:02 Speaker 02 Uh huh.
37:02 Speaker 01 I don't really like make plans. My brain, like I'm a little bit messy, but I hate to say that.
37:11 Speaker 02 You're messy?
37:12 Speaker 01 Like, yeah, kinda honestly.
37:17 Speaker 01 But, but not in like a, I just am so disrespectful to my home and my like shits everywhere. I think like the way that my brain works is not like.
37:27 Speaker 02 Right.
37:27 Speaker 01 Like I'm a little like, I have piles of things, places, but I know where everything is.
37:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
37:32 Speaker 01 But I come from a family of type As.
37:35 Speaker 02 They're really.
37:37 Speaker 01 Everybody is crazy.
37:41 Speaker 02 Is your mom type A as well?
37:43 Speaker 01 Yes. Oh my God.
37:45 Speaker 02 Right.
37:45 Speaker 01 Crazy.
37:46 Speaker 02 The most.
37:47 Speaker 01 Very organized, very, and I'm just not, I don't have that in me.
37:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, I.
37:52 Speaker 01 Or, or I'll cook.
37:54 Speaker 02 What do you like to cook?
37:56 Speaker 01 I like to cook tacos. I like to cook pastas.
38:03 Speaker 01 Steak. I'm really into making steak these days.
38:06 Speaker 02 How do you take your steak?
38:07 Speaker 01 I like it like medium well.
38:10 Speaker 02 You're like my friends.
38:11 Speaker 01 I'm going into medium. I'm slowly going into medium, but I'm, but I'm medium.
38:15 Speaker 02 What is it about the well done that you like?
38:18 Speaker 01 I didn't say well done. I said medium well.
38:21 Speaker 02 And what do you like about it?
38:23 Speaker 01 A little bit of pink.
38:24 Speaker 02 Like, how much pink?
38:26 Speaker 01 Like a little bit of pink. But, like I said, I'm going into well, wait, medium.
38:33 Speaker 02 Medium.
38:34 Speaker 01 I'm going into.
38:34 Speaker 02 So you're going more pink?
38:35 Speaker 01 Sorry, yes, I'm going to medium.
38:37 Speaker 02 What is your kid's favorite thing that you make?
38:40 Speaker 01 They, I mean mommy potatoes.
38:44 Speaker 02 Mommy potatoes?
38:44 Speaker 01 They call it mommy potatoes, but it's my potatoes.
38:48 Speaker 02 That's really cute.
38:49 Speaker 01 And they have it for breakfast, lunch, dinner. They love the potatoes that I make. And pancakes. My son really likes my banana pancakes.
38:57 Speaker 02 Yum.
38:58 Speaker 01 So yummy.
38:59 Speaker 02 Yum.
39:00 Speaker 01 Likes my banana pancakes. I really like cooking, um,
39:07 Speaker 01 Thanksgiving food, honestly.
39:09 Speaker 02 Thanksgiving food has never done it for me.
39:11 Speaker 01 Oh, it's the best.
39:12 Speaker 02 Like, what, what Thanksgiving food do you like?
39:14 Speaker 01 Do you like candied yams?
39:16 Speaker 02 I don't mind them.
39:17 Speaker 01 Why? Why are you saying it like that?
39:19 Speaker 02 I don't mind, like, I don't like, like, the what cranberry shit that they have going on, like, if everything is-
39:26 Speaker 01 Let's go through the whole thing.
39:27 Speaker 02 Okay.
39:27 Speaker 01 Candied yams.
39:28 Speaker 02 Fine.
39:30 Speaker 01 But fine? I don't think you've had my candied yams. It's a potato.
39:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's fine.
39:35 Speaker 01 It's a fucking potato. Okay. Green bean casserole. What? Why not?
39:42 Speaker 02 I, I don't even know what, like, it scares me.
39:44 Speaker 01 Do you like ham?
39:45 Speaker 02 Love ham. Love ham.
39:47 Speaker 01 You know what? Do you like fried chicken?
39:49 Speaker 02 Love fried chicken.
39:51 Speaker 01 I think you should come over. I'm not kidding.
39:55 Speaker 02 Don't play with me right now.
39:56 Speaker 01 And I'll make you candied yams, green bean casserole, and fried chicken. And I think you're gonna love it.
40:02 Speaker 02 I'm shaking.
40:03 Speaker 01 I think you're gonna love it.
40:04 Speaker 02 I'm gonna take you up on this.
40:06 Speaker 01 Don't tempt me with a good time, I swear.
40:09 Speaker 02 I like, believe you.
40:10 Speaker 01 I would die to do that.
40:11 Speaker 02 Okay, I wanna do it.
40:12 Speaker 01 Okay.
40:13 Speaker 02 That's the, we're gonna do it.
40:14 Speaker 01 Okay. And it's okay if you don't like it. I mean, you're gonna love it.
40:17 Speaker 02 I know I'm gonna love it.
40:18 Speaker 01 But if you're like, this just really isn't my steez, you could just have the fried chicken.
40:23 Speaker 02 I love fried chicken. You know what I was gonna ask you about? Crumble cookies.
40:27 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
40:28 Speaker 02 Do you really like crumble cookies?
40:30 Speaker 01 I really did. I did because I saw them everywhere and I don't really get out much these days.
40:37 Speaker 02 Really? Like, you just spend your days in your home?
40:40 Speaker 01 Well, I travel a lot.
40:42 Speaker 01 But when I'm in LA, for some reason, when I'm here, it's hard for me to leave the house.
40:48 Speaker 02 Why do you think that is?
40:50 Speaker 01 I think that's because, honestly...
40:56 Speaker 01 Paparazzi or in LA, it's just easier to be spotted, I think.
41:04 Speaker 01 So the thought of like trying to find an outfit and like getting ready and present and then I go back and forth because that's a silly way to think about it, but it's honestly the truth.
41:17 Speaker 02 But do they just wait by your house for your car to leave?
41:20 Speaker 01 No, because I don't really leave.
41:23 Speaker 02 Got it.
41:24 Speaker 01 So they don't really wait for me anymore.
41:26 Speaker 02 Do you remember the height of it? Like, did it used to be way worse?
41:30 Speaker 01 It used to be so insane. You, I don't even know how I'm like a normal person right now.
41:37 Speaker 02 Like, what would it, what was it like?
41:40 Speaker 01 The things that they would say to me and how they would treat me as a child.
41:44 Speaker 02 Oh, no way.
41:45 Speaker 01 Is diabolical. Like inappropriate.
41:52 Speaker 01 I would be coming out of a thing and they'd be like, "You fucking slut."
41:55 Speaker 02 What?
41:55 Speaker 01 When I was sixteen.
41:57 Speaker 02 You're lying.
41:58 Speaker 01 I'm not lying. The things that they would say to me, I would never try to give them a photo.
42:06 Speaker 01 So I would just jump in the car and then there would be like six of them and they would stand in front of my car as I was like sixteen, like turning my car on, whatever, and they would all stand out because I would just be like, you know, hiding and they would just be like, "Oh, I'm protect-" like, you know, mock me.
42:21 Speaker 02 What?
42:22 Speaker 01 They wanted to just make more money off a scandalous photo.
42:25 Speaker 02 And they wanted you to be like this crazy.
42:27 Speaker 01 And I was an underage girl by herself. I didn't have security. I didn't have security till after I had my daughter because I really didn't want to be, I really wanted to not have security. I wanted to be normal. I wanted to be with my friends. I wanted to be on my own in the world. Like, I did not want.
42:46 Speaker 02 And so you were just completely alone?
42:47 Speaker 01 Yes.
42:47 Speaker 02 And that must have been so scary.
42:49 Speaker 01 It was scary at times.
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44:03 Speaker 01 Best time ever. And I'm just so grateful that I'm able to see the behind the scenes.
44:08 Speaker 02 Of this?
44:09 Speaker 01 Yeah, because I've watched some episodes and I see it on TikTok and whatever. But to see the behind the scenes is so special.
44:19 Speaker 02 Do you feel comfortable?
44:20 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm so happy it was at a house.
44:22 Speaker 02 I know you were like, I thought I was walking into a studio.
44:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, and I feel like studios, that kind of make you feel, ugh.
44:26 Speaker 02 Yeah.
44:27 Speaker 01 Like not, you know, comfortable.
44:28 Speaker 02 Right.
44:29 Speaker 01 This is perfect.
44:30 Speaker 02 Okay, I'm so glad. Well, are you ready to do the tell me what's wrongs?
44:33 Speaker 01 Yes.
44:33 Speaker 02 Okay.
44:35 Speaker 02 "I cannot figure out my own style and fashion for the life of me. I hate everything I wear and it's so hard to feel confident. I'm a creative person too and follow random fashion accounts, etc. But anytime I'm in a changing room, it's tears. I get overwhelmed and end up picking up only the safe options and then hate myself for it later. How do I break the cycle?"
44:52 Speaker 01 First of all, me too. I feel like I get into that cycle too. Do you? Or is it easy for you?
45:00 Speaker 02 No, it's, I'm like, for the longest time would only wear like the same, like I hate trying on jeans. I hate trying on, like, trying on pants is like my worst nightmare.
45:09 Speaker 01 Hmm. Why? So you have like a few?
45:12 Speaker 02 I have like three or four pairs of pants that I wear.
45:14 Speaker 01 Okay, but I love that.
45:16 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:16 Speaker 01 I just got rid of so many things because I'm like, I only want things that just make me feel good. Like I want 10 pairs of jeans, two leather pants. Like I don't need,
45:26 Speaker 01 I think it's, I think that actually helps. I would say that's my advice. Like go through your closet, really try on everything and see what fits you the best, downsize, and also, um, hmm, what would be my advice for that?
45:42 Speaker 02 You have such a creative and like individual style. I feel like that's why people loved you so much from the start. Like you had your own thing going on. How did you like find that on like, how were you like, how did you find confidence to like own your own style?
46:00 Speaker 01 When I was dressing, I mean, back then,
46:05 Speaker 01 I really wasn't looking. I feel like when you start to look at other people and maybe what works for them might not always work for you. What makes me feel good? What kind of colors make me feel good? Like, I was really experimenting back then. Now I'm a little more, I do get in my head about it though. It's hard, I will say. But then when I have moments, when I'm like freaking out about an outfit too much and I've spent over like 40 minutes trying to pick an outfit, I'm just like, you know what? I'm gonna put on my favorite pair of jeans and a fucking white top and I'm gonna enjoy the night.
46:41 Speaker 02 I mean, you know what changed my life was when you went to Coachella in a leather jacket and jeans. And I, I talk about it. I actually talk about it. I pretty much spoken about it on this podcast. As like my Mecca for Coachella outfits.
46:54 Speaker 01 Oh my god, I love that.
46:55 Speaker 02 Cause I was like, she just didn't care.
46:57 Speaker 01 Yeah.
46:57 Speaker 02 She just went in leather.
46:59 Speaker 01 And sometimes it has to be like that. Sometimes it has to be like that and you pick your moments. Because trying to pick an outfit, it will make me spiral. It will make me overthink. It'll make, and then I get there and I'm like in the worst mood. When I start to feel myself getting that mood, I'm like, I'm putting on the most simple outfit and I'm getting a cute bag or whatever and I'm just gonna enjoy the night.
47:21 Speaker 02 Sometimes it's about the accessories.
47:22 Speaker 01 Sometimes it's about the accessories. I agree. Absolutely.
47:27 Speaker 02 Like sometimes it's about a ring or a necklace or a bracelet that will make your, you feel like you're not just wearing something simple.
47:34 Speaker 01 Absolutely. That's good advice.
47:37 Speaker 02 Thanks. Every time I encounter a situation with a guy and he starts showing interest in me, I pull away. I've done this since I was younger and now I'm in my mid twenties. I think I'm defensive because I'm scared of rejection. Oh, me too. How do I allow myself to become vulnerable without my brain convincing me there is something wrong with the guy?
47:54 Speaker 01 What do you have to say about that?
47:56 Speaker 02 I'm the same way. I'm terrified of rejection. I'm like terrified of it. And I get it all the time and it's horrible.
48:04 Speaker 01 So what's your advice for that?
48:05 Speaker 02 My advice is like, you, it's like jumping into cold water. Like you just have to do it.
48:10 Speaker 01 That one's hard.
48:11 Speaker 02 Dating's hard nowadays. I think I might be genuinely stupid. I did fine in school, but like I literally don't understand the subtext or whatever of anything I watch or listen to or read. I'm always just like, I liked that or that was weird. I've been hanging out with these people who are more creative and it feels like they're running laps around me after we watch a show or a movie. Is this a valid insecurity?
48:34 Speaker 01 It's definitely valid and I feel like that in different ways too. I'm in situations where people run laps around me all the time. But then we'll be in a different situation and I can run laps around them all the time. You know, I think it's just, you're not gonna be super educated in every single, or maybe you are.
48:50 Speaker 02 Right.
48:50 Speaker 01 Slay. But I don't think you're gonna be like, yeah, but I've been in situations like that too where I'm like, I have no, my, my like art friends and stuff, like I'm just kind of diving into it and learning, but they're like, you know, this art and da da da and this year da da da. And I'm like, I have no idea what you guys are saying.
49:05 Speaker 02 No, no, no idea. But then if they're like, they wanna talk to you about clothes, you'll know.
49:10 Speaker 01 Yes, clothes, movies, children.
49:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
49:16 Speaker 01 Like what?
49:19 Speaker 01 Makeup.
49:23 Speaker 01 Okay. Podcasts, you know.
49:25 Speaker 02 You do, you are kind of an expert in podcasts now.
49:28 Speaker 01 I'm not.
49:29 Speaker 02 You kind of are.
49:30 Speaker 01 You think so?
49:31 Speaker 02 I kind of think so. You're in your podcast era.
49:34 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
49:35 Speaker 02 You're either gonna leave this podcast being like, I'm never doing a podcast again, or that was fun.
49:40 Speaker 01 I would come back here every day.
49:42 Speaker 02 No, you wouldn't.
49:43 Speaker 01 Yes, I would. This is so much fun.
49:45 Speaker 02 I'm having a really fun time with you.
49:46 Speaker 01 Me too. I think I need a podcast.
49:49 Speaker 02 Kylie, don't fucking play with me right now. If you had a podcast, I would be sat weekly. Weekly sat.
49:57 Speaker 01 That's kind of cute too, if we were like really sat. Like what if we just like sat on the floor on my podcast?
50:02 Speaker 02 I called it Sat with Kylie.
50:04 Speaker 01 Yes.
50:08 Speaker 02 But yeah, I would say the advice is that you are smarter in areas that you're not allowing yourself to be on.
50:15 Speaker 01 You're not educated in movies or whatever she said.
50:17 Speaker 02 I'm barely educated in movies.
50:18 Speaker 01 By who cares? Let them educate you.
50:21 Speaker 02 You can always Google it.
50:22 Speaker 01 Sure. Chat GPT.
50:24 Speaker 02 Chat.
50:25 Speaker 01 Hello, chat. You know, and then, you know, the things that you are educated on, yes.
50:30 Speaker 02 Yes.
50:34 Speaker 01 By the way, the worst advice. Okay.
50:35 Speaker 02 No, but it's, but it is good advice. Like you are educated in stuff that they're not educated in.
50:41 Speaker 01 Yeah.
50:42 Speaker 02 So who cares?
50:42 Speaker 01 So wait your turn.
50:43 Speaker 02 Wait your turn. Wait your turn.
50:46 Speaker 01 Wait your turn. You just fucking wait.
50:47 Speaker 02 Yeah.
50:49 Speaker 01 Cheers.
50:51 Speaker 02 How many times have we cheersed?
50:53 Speaker 01 Like a million.
50:55 Speaker 01 Cheers. After every question.
50:58 Speaker 02 We do.
51:00 Speaker 02 My best friend's an extrovert who doesn't know how to spend time alone. Well, I'm an introvert who needs alone time after being with anyone for too long. She always wants me to be with her. On runs, on calls, study dates. I love her, but it's really annoying. I'm with her six out of the seven days a week, and it's draining my energy and making me resent her. She can't take a hint and will pester me until I agree to be with her. I'm not friend.
51:22 Speaker 01 Well, she wants to have sex with you.
51:28 Speaker 01 I'm just kidding. Wait, so you're you're the friend that pesters till they
51:31 Speaker 02 I need to be with people at all times. I can't be alone.
51:35 Speaker 01 I you I used to be like that. I think I I grew out of it, but I definitely used to. I can understand that feeling.
51:44 Speaker 01 Until you're like, you know what it was? It was like me forced to be alone when I was pregnant for the first time.
51:49 Speaker 02 Oh, cuz.
51:50 Speaker 01 And that changed everything for me. I've never had so much alone time in my life. And now I'm a different person because of it.
51:58 Speaker 02 What did you do with that alone time?
52:00 Speaker 01 Nothing. Well, I would make a schedule for myself in my head.
52:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
52:04 Speaker 01 I had to make schedules so I didn't go crazy.
52:07 Speaker 02 Right.
52:08 Speaker 01 But yeah, um, anyway, what the fuck was the question?
52:21 Speaker 02 That was funny. Oh, I need those jeans is what I was planning on asking you. The high jeans. I need them.
52:29 Speaker 01 You said you don't like trying on jeans.
52:30 Speaker 02 I know, but I said to Louise, show them off.
52:35 Speaker 02 And the Kai on the ass is just everything.
52:41 Speaker 01 They're the best, like baggy low rise. This is like a style we did off of like our best selling style.
52:50 Speaker 01 When you're like selling things.
52:53 Speaker 01 Buy now.
52:56 Speaker 01 No, these are these are the best.
52:58 Speaker 02 I really want those jeans. I said to Louise, I was like, I need those fucking jeans.
53:01 Speaker 01 What size do you think you'd be though? They're not actually.
53:04 Speaker 02 I don't know about that.
53:05 Speaker 01 I'll send you like three.
53:06 Speaker 02 Yeah, just send me multiple sizes.
53:08 Speaker 01 Send you three.
53:11 Speaker 02 But what was the question?
53:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, right? Wait, she's um.
53:16 Speaker 02 Oh, she she can't be this friend can't be alone.
53:19 Speaker 01 Okay, okay.
53:20 Speaker 02 So.
53:21 Speaker 01 Okay, my advice, my only advice to that is clear communication.
53:25 Speaker 02 Okay.
53:26 Speaker 01 She has to sit her down and say, I actually, this is how I'm actually feeling. I think communication and being honest in any relationship is very important. And you need to just have a conversation with your friend.
53:40 Speaker 02 Are you are you confrontational?
53:42 Speaker 01 Yes.
53:44 Speaker 02 I, I get that.
53:46 Speaker 01 I think I am.
53:48 Speaker 02 I think you are.
53:49 Speaker 01 I'm confrontational.
53:50 Speaker 02 Sorry, this is such a pivot, but did you ever have like any college experience at all? Like, did you ever like go to a college party? Like, did you ever like?
53:59 Speaker 01 College, I might have missed a little bit. I went to a lot of high school parties.
54:05 Speaker 01 Lots of high school parties. College was, you're 20, I'm like.
54:10 Speaker 02 Were you ever worried about people like filming you drinking when you were underage?
54:15 Speaker 01 Um, yeah.
54:17 Speaker 02 But was the phone like less present then than it was now? Cause I feel like everyone's out now.
54:22 Speaker 01 The phone was way less present and I think we would hide it. We would put it in like a drink or like Stas would be there and like pass me like a little sip of something. Or like, you know, if we're like smoking a cigarette, she'd like under and I'm like.
54:34 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But cigarettes are kind of back.
54:37 Speaker 01 Oh, cigarettes are so back. Thank God. I've been like hiding for so many years.
54:41 Speaker 02 They're back.
54:42 Speaker 01 I'm only a drunk. I'm really only a drunk. There's very few times where I'm like, I need a cigarette. I'm in Europe in the summer, like midday.
54:51 Speaker 02 I'll wake up and smoke a cigarette in Europe.
54:52 Speaker 01 Exactly. Like, hi, there are no rules.
54:54 Speaker 02 Yeah, there are no rules. Out on the terrace of my hotel room, cigarette, because they burn so fast in Europe.
55:01 Speaker 01 They're perfect.
55:02 Speaker 02 They're per- oh my God, I want to go to Europe right now.
55:03 Speaker 01 I want to go Europe too.
55:06 Speaker 01 I want to go. Take me to Europe.
55:09 Speaker 02 I want to go now.
55:10 Speaker 01 I'm having a Europe summer.
55:11 Speaker 02 Are you really?
55:12 Speaker 01 No plans, but I'm going to be there.
55:13 Speaker 02 Okay, I'm going to go to, I'm, I'm in France all of June.
55:16 Speaker 01 France all of June. Okay.
55:18 Speaker 02 Oh, she's saying no?
55:19 Speaker 04 All of June?
55:21 Speaker 01 Manifest, babe.
55:22 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm manifesting. I'm going to be in France all of June. And I'm going to smoke cigarettes all of June with my hot French boyfriend. Should we smoke after this?
55:32 Speaker 01 Yes.
55:33 Speaker 02 I have, I have, we'll smoke after this.
55:35 Speaker 01 Because we had our wine.
55:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, and we deserve that.
55:39 Speaker 01 Of course, we deserve that.
55:41 Speaker 02 It's the least we can do for ourselves.
55:43 Speaker 01 You want to know who's the best person?
55:44 Speaker 02 Who?
55:45 Speaker 01 Kris Jenner.
55:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:46 Speaker 01 You've met her on that carpet?
55:48 Speaker 02 Yeah.
55:48 Speaker 01 Is that the only time?
55:49 Speaker 02 Yes, that, no, yes, that is the only time.
55:51 Speaker 01 When I tell you she's the best person on the planet, like she really is. The way that she lives life is so inspiring and her energy, like when we go on vacation together, when we're out together, like she, her vibration is so on another level. And like, she just enjoys life. She enjoys people. She's like, you know, wants everyone to feel good. She's
56:16 Speaker 01 she's da, da, da, da. She's just living her best life.
56:18 Speaker 02 No, this generation, we don't drink anymore.
56:21 Speaker 01 We don't drink anymore.
56:21 Speaker 02 We don't do anything.
56:23 Speaker 01 We don't like cook and invite people over for fried chicken.
56:27 Speaker 02 Well, it's because of COVID.
56:29 Speaker 01 It's because of COVID, it's because of TikTok, it's because of like, everyone just wants to lay in bed and just be on the internet.
56:37 Speaker 02 I feel numb to my surroundings and life right now. I'm right out of college and even just ended my four-year relationship. And I really don't feel sad or nostalgic about anything, just like I wake up and do my thing and that's it. I'm worried that I'm like a psychopath or something. And if I stay this way and that, I'll stay this way. If it, if it's just a phase, what can I do to get out of it?
56:57 Speaker 01 You know, when you're a kid, time moves really slow.
57:00 Speaker 02 Yes, very slow.
57:01 Speaker 01 Time moves very slow.
57:02 Speaker 02 Years are like centuries.
57:04 Speaker 01 And I read something recently that says the reason that, that you felt like that as a child is because you were experiencing so many new things at once. So as an adult, instead of getting into routine where time moves really fast, do new things. Go to Kylie's house and eat fried chicken, you know? Take a pottery class. So I started doing things to help time move a little bit slower.
57:30 Speaker 02 You've opened my third eye.
57:31 Speaker 01 Yes.
57:32 Speaker 02 You've literally opened my third eye.
57:34 Speaker 01 Like, literally book a pottery class. Do, do things.
57:37 Speaker 02 Just do random shit.
57:38 Speaker 01 Go to Disneyland.
57:39 Speaker 02 Oh, I love Disneyland.
57:41 Speaker 01 You know, but we've done that, we've done that a bunch of times too. But like, do something.
57:46 Speaker 02 Do something new.
57:47 Speaker 01 Don't have a Euro summer. Go to Australia.
57:49 Speaker 02 No, but we're having a Euro summer.
57:53 Speaker 02 We're having a Euro summer.
57:55 Speaker 01 I'm so sorry I said anything. We're having a Euro summer.
58:00 Speaker 01 Um, no, but yeah.
58:02 Speaker 02 Jake, an amazing guest. I've been thinking about breaking up with my therapist for a while. I'm just so scared of starting over. Like, she knows everything about me, but she also agrees with me all the time and gives me the most basic ass quotes. I'm just paying her to rant at this point, but at the same time, I kinda need that to help.
58:17 Speaker 01 She needs to move on.
58:18 Speaker 02 She needs to move on. I'm breaking up with my therapist right now.
58:21 Speaker 01 Break up with your therapist? And who cares if she knows everything?
58:24 Speaker 02 Right, it's not like she's-
58:25 Speaker 01 It's not like she's gonna say anything.
58:27 Speaker 02 Was that ever a concern for you, talking to a therapist? Like?
58:31 Speaker 01 No, but a little bit.
58:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
58:33 Speaker 01 I'm still a little guarded, and I've had two therapist experiences. Now I don't have one.
58:42 Speaker 01 I don't know.
58:42 Speaker 02 Where they, like, spoke to people?
58:45 Speaker 01 No, no, no. No, but when I'm, I'm just saying I've only had experience with two therapists, and not for a long time. Like, I'm not in therapy right now.
58:56 Speaker 02 Wow, I didn't know that about you.
58:58 Speaker 01 Yeah.
58:58 Speaker 02 And you're just able to kinda like raw dog life?
59:01 Speaker 01 Exactly.
59:02 Speaker 02 Yeah.
59:03 Speaker 01 I have totally raw dog life, and I'm fine.
59:06 Speaker 02 You seem fine.
59:07 Speaker 01 Thank you. I think what I need to do, and what I do often, which I think is really healthy, is like, delete the apps.
59:16 Speaker 02 Like what? Like TikTok and Instagram?
59:18 Speaker 01 Like, I'll take a week every now and then, sometimes two, and just like, delete the apps.
59:23 Speaker 02 You're just like, it becomes loud?
59:24 Speaker 01 Yes. Delete the apps, um-
59:27 Speaker 02 Live life.
59:28 Speaker 01 Because, I don't know.
59:31 Speaker 02 Ooh, my last question for you.
59:33 Speaker 01 Okay. Like, ever?
59:34 Speaker 02 Wait, no, not ever. Are you having fun? I'm having the best time, but I feel like I'm trapping you. Oh, I need to ask you.
59:40 Speaker 01 Yeah.
59:41 Speaker 02 Bora Bora, is it as beautiful as it seems?
59:44 Speaker 01 I didn't love Bora Bora.
59:51 Speaker 02 You didn't?
59:52 Speaker 01 Go to Turks and Caicos, babe.
59:54 Speaker 02 Okay.
59:54 Speaker 01 Did you, have you been to Turks and Caicos before? Best place ever.
59:57 Speaker 02 What's it like?
59:58 Speaker 01 Oh my god, let me tell you everything.
1:00:00 Speaker 02 Tell me, tell me.
1:00:01 Speaker 01 The mornings, the weather, the sunrises, the sunsets, the way that the air feels, the fucking sand, the crystal blue water.
1:00:11 Speaker 02 Is the water warm?
1:00:12 Speaker 01 Warm!
1:00:13 Speaker 02 Oh!
1:00:14 Speaker 01 The water's warm.
1:00:15 Speaker 02 I need it.
1:00:15 Speaker 01 Every day I'm mourning not being there, which probably isn't healthy, but I'm like, it's the warm water, the sand, the gorgeousness, the food.
1:00:25 Speaker 02 You should go for your birthday.
1:00:27 Speaker 01 I know.
1:00:28 Speaker 02 Where were you just vacationing?
1:00:30 Speaker 01 I was just vacationing in the Bahamas.
1:00:34 Speaker 02 I mean.
1:00:36 Speaker 01 Cheers.
1:00:39 Speaker 02 Well, Kylie, what did we learn today?
1:00:44 Speaker 01 I learned.
1:00:45 Speaker 02 This has been one of the most, I feel so locked in with you right now.
1:00:50 Speaker 01 I feel so locked in. I want a cigarette.
1:00:53 Speaker 02 Now.
1:00:54 Speaker 01 Now.
1:00:54 Speaker 02 Do we have some at the house?
1:00:56 Speaker 01 My security always has some.
1:00:58 Speaker 02 Can we please smoke?
1:00:59 Speaker 01 Security, emergency cigarette.
1:01:00 Speaker 02 But your security is so lovely.
1:01:03 Speaker 01 The best.
1:01:04 Speaker 02 When they came over to like, check out the surroundings, like, they, they just spoke so highly of you.
1:01:10 Speaker 01 Oh.
1:01:11 Speaker 02 And it made me so much more excited for this.
1:01:13 Speaker 01 Oh, that's so sweet.
1:01:14 Speaker 02 I was like, I'm so nervous. And they were like, she's so good at it.
1:01:17 Speaker 01 Oh, that's really sweet.
1:01:19 Speaker 02 Yeah. And then Manny out there was like, they're the best.
1:01:22 Speaker 01 Oh my god, Manny's like my, like, he literally like, will like, take my daughter somewhere. Like, I trust him.
1:01:30 Speaker 02 With, yeah.
1:01:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, my kids.
1:01:33 Speaker 02 But what did we learn today? We learned that.
1:01:36 Speaker 01 First of all, this is my kid.
1:01:38 Speaker 02 Who's calling?
1:01:39 Speaker 01 Hello? Hello?
1:01:43 Speaker 01 Hi, Angel.
1:01:46 Speaker 01 Okay. Bye, love you.
1:01:50 Speaker 02 That's really cute.
1:01:51 Speaker 01 Oh, what are we gonna do?
1:01:54 Speaker 01 Do you want babies?
1:01:55 Speaker 02 I think I do want babies, but like, I think I want to do it the Andy Cohen way.
1:02:00 Speaker 01 What's the Andy Cohen way?
1:02:02 Speaker 02 Forty, adopt two, call it a day.
1:02:04 Speaker 01 I like that.
1:02:05 Speaker 02 Yeah. Theo and Annabelle.
1:02:08 Speaker 01 Theo and Annabelle.
1:02:09 Speaker 02 Chic, right?
1:02:11 Speaker 01 I love Theo and Annabelle. I love Annabelle.
1:02:14 Speaker 02 Right?
1:02:14 Speaker 01 Yes.
1:02:15 Speaker 02 Yeah. And that's what I want to name my two babies. I want to adopt them and call it a day. Even if I'm not with someone, that's what I want. Well, Kylie, this has been a drain. Thank you for doing this.
1:02:29 Speaker 01 I'm so happy. I couldn't be happier to be here, really.
1:02:32 Speaker 02 I love you.
1:02:32 Speaker 01 I love.
1:02:33 Speaker 02 I love you.
1:02:34 Speaker 01 I love you. I love you. I think you're the best.
1:02:37 Speaker 02 You are the best.
1:02:38 Speaker 01 You are the best.
1:02:38 Speaker 02 You're the best.
1:02:39 Speaker 01 You're the best.
1:02:40 Speaker 02 And I had so much fun with you. And I didn't even, for the first time, didn't even notice.
1:02:44 Speaker 01 Oh.
1:02:45 Speaker 02 Everything else. Sorry.
1:02:49 Speaker 02 Let's have a cigarette.
1:02:50 Speaker 01 Let's have a cigarette. Bye pussies, I love you.
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