#577 - We've Encountered An Alien!

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  Welcome back to the ba-

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  Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank.

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  Yeah, he's, he's doing the exact thing that everyone complains about.

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  Oh, is that what people complain about?

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  That we smack the desk.

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  They don't like that?

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  I mean-

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  I feel like it's part of our charm.

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  I think it fucks with the audio.

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  Does it?

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  I don't know.

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  I'm not slapping, well, you, you used to beat the fucking brakes off this goddamn mic.

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  I stopped doing that because it literally started hurting my fingers.

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  Really?

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  I'll do it again, I'll slap her.

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  Hit it.

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  See, that hurt so bad.

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  That was, oh, and that hurt Ant, too? Oh, that was so sloud.

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  So sloud.

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  Oh, so sloud. He kinda had a little bit of a sexy thing going on there. He was like- Oh, so sloud. So sloud.

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  Don't do that.

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  He was bouncing. That's crazy. You, you, you were sitting there bouncing on it, baby.

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  What was I doing? What was I doing?

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  I'm not gonna do it.

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  You already did.

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  You've already done it.

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  You've already done it.

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  I'm just pointing out, yeah, you, the poor mics. So much, do you remember when we went to Vancouver and we did the, uh, the library show?

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  Yeah.

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  And he's like, "I gave you a mic for us to beat up."

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  Yeah, yeah.

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  Uh, which, did we beat it up? I don't even remember.

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  I don't know. I think I just kinda turned it over.

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  I'm like, like that, you know? I laugh, I try to grab people. Well, that's, you know, like, that's the way that, like, you know, we were big bomba- bombastous, what is it? Bodacious?

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  Mr. Bombastic.

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  Bombastic.

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  Bodacious?

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  Doesn't that mean you have like a big butt?

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  Bodacious? No, the turtles used to say, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, they'd say bodacious. Is that a real word?

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  I thought big bodacious was like, like bootylicious, kinda.

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  No, bootylicious is bootylicious.

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  Well, I, I thought this was like a substitute, like, "Oh, you're so bodacious, like, you got, you got a big bo- boat, boat behind you." I don't know.

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  No, I think bodacious, if it is a real word, it, it's like tubular and radical. It just means like, so cool.

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  Can you, can we get a definition on bodacious?

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  So cool in the eighties and or nineties, bodacious.

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  Bodacious.

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  I, I think that fits. We should bring those back.

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  Oh, like, "Oh, god, this, I'm having a bodacious time."

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  Well, I don't know if they would say it about a time. I think it would be more about like, "Oh, look at that kickflip, that was bodacious."

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  Oh, okay. Remarkable, impressive, excellent, very large, or bold?

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  It's kinda both. I guess you, you're tech, we're both kinda right.

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  Yeah, like, she's got a bodacious-

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  So the, so a, so a butt could be bodacious in its size and in its...

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  Caliber.

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  Feet of, yes, its caliber.

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  So, uh, uh, uh, not only can a butt be bodacious, but a kickflip as well.

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  A kickflip could be bodacious, uh-

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  Damn, we gotta bring that one back.

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  An indie could be bodacious.

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  I'm feeling bodacious.

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  A switchfoot melon could be bodacious.

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  You're-

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  I've been playing a lot of Tony Hawk, can you tell? Can you, can you tell?

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  What was that one? A melon?

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  Switchfoot melon.

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  Yeah, yeah. Is that the one where you stick your leg out?

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  Hmm, no, what was that?

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  I don't know.

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  I don't remember, but the melon was the one where it's like, you know?

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  Oh.

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  Like that?

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  That's kinda what I mean, I think.

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  No, you're talking about when they like hold on to it and then they just like kick their leg out.

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  Kinda, yeah.

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  Dude, there's another universe where you and I are just like-

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  Skateboarders? My nephew's getting into skateboarding right now.

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  Really?

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  He's like, "Look at this," and he just gets on it. I'm like, "Come on."

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  I mean, that is impressive.

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  Hit a trick.

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  That is impressive, though. The, getting on and not falling off is like three-quarters of the battle.

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  Yeah, he doesn't really go too far.

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  If, if it came to like, if we were ever doing a show somewhere and someone was just like, "Hey, it's me..."

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  Tony Hawk?

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  I was trying to think of other, other, but-

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  Bob Burnquist.

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  Bob Burnquist, yeah, yeah, yeah, uh, Chad Hoffa? No.

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  Ri- Ryan Shek- what?

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  Ryan Sheckler.

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  Ryan Sheckler?

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  Who was Chad Moska?

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  Who's that?

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  Chad Muska. Chad Muska was one.

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  You stopped me with that one.

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  Yeah, I, I know. But if they were like, "Hey, before your show tomorrow, we got a skate park in the backyard, why don't you come hang out, we'll shred the gnar."

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  I'd be like, "I need kneepads, I need helmets, I need a mouthpiece."

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  Would you drop in on a halfpipe?

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  I was just gonna ask you how long it-

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  You?

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  I was just gonna ask you how long you think it takes to be able to like do that.

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  I feel like it's all mental, like-

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  I think a lot of it is. I don't think it all is.

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  Well, there are-

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  It is a physical act.

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  It is a physical act, and a lot of it is also skill, but like, I feel like I would be held back more by my mental-

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  You have to commit.

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  Yes.

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  Yeah.

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  So like, I have to know that I'm going to do this and fall and get hurt?

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  1,000 times in a row.

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  Like, before I could, like, like, that is the bigger hill for me to climb.

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  I've never been on a halfpipe, have you?

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  I don't think I've been on a half, I don't even think I've been to a skate park.

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  Really?

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  Like, I've passed by a bunch.

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  I've never been to one that's like, "Yo, they got the halfpipe over there," like, I've been to like, uh, you know, like, concrete ones.

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  Dude, skate parks in the last 20 years are becoming like a normal thing, you know, like-

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  Just one in Astoria Park.

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  Is there?

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  Yeah.

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  I didn't know that.

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  They built one over there.

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  I remember like, um, you know, like, I, I knew someone that was not, not a skater, but they did like BMX.

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  Yeah.

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  And they would go out and they'd come back with just the gnarliest, like, cuts and bruises and scabs and stuff like that.

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  The most, the most, uh-

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  The most tubular and bodacious injuries.

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  Yeah. My uncle invented the skateboard.

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  Okay.

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  What am I gonna listen to this?

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  I'm not even gonna-

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  I'm gonna listen to this lie?

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  I'm not even gonna look at him, because even if it's true, I couldn't care less about it.

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  Who's your uncle? I made it up.

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  Yeah, no kidding!

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  I made it up!

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  God damn it.

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  Some Italian guy from Middle Village. I wanted to, I wanted to see how that would play, didn't I?

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  Oh, man, hey, Mr. Prisco from Middle Village, Queens.

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  Yeah.

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  Teach us about skateboarding. You know what? That is a good question, though, because we've learned about, like, you, you, you always bring up, you remember where, like, who invented basketball and where it was invented?

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  James Naismith in Springfield, Massachusetts?

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  There you go. It was with an actual basket back then.

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  Yeah.

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  Um, you know, we've learned-

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  They had to get a ladder and take it out every time.

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  Where the hell did skateboarding start?

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  I wanna say California. Ooh, 1950's California surfers, that just felt right.

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  Well, surfers, they, like, what, they're gonna start skateboarding, too?

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  They wanted a way to surf on land. That makes sense.

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  And they just put wheels on the bottom of this big board. Why didn't they keep the board big? Making it that small, I feel like it does way more harm than-

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  There are like longboards.

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  Yeah, but they're long, not fat.

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  I, I think that maybe they originally tried that and they were like, "This is far too big."

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  You know what I, you know what, like, I don't know if you remember this, like, moment in time, but there was a moment in time during the mid 2000's where like, mini things were cool?

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  Yeah, dude, you remember Keith had a mini bike?

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  Dude, I fucking hated that time.

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  Keith had a mini bike and he would like, and it didn't go anywhere. Like, you would sit on it and you would pedal real hard and it would go like 1 and 1/2 miles an hour.

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  But like, there was also like the mini, like, they were like, kinda like, street bikes. They were like mopeds almost, but like, you sat on them?

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  Yeah.

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  Like, why?

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  And pennyboards. It was a skateboard that you'd only put like one foot on.

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  Yes. Why are we doing this?

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  I don't know. You know what I was thinking about the other day? Rollerblades.

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  Sick. So cool.

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  I haven't, when was the last time you had bladed?

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  Uh, you know I can't blade.

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  So that was probably with me, then.

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  The, honestly, yeah.

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  That was a long time ago.

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  That was, what, 2004, 2003?

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  Yeah, Keith, I think Keith rollerbladed every day of his life for like 18 months.

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  There was a kid in Astoria that every time we saw him, he was rollerblading. That dude Nick, you remember?

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  No.

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  He had like the big, like, kinda like Janko jeans pants, like those parachute pants.

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  Oh, I know who you're talking about.

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  Like, here's the thing, 'cause I love the video game Jet Set Radio Future, um, there doesn't appear to be anything more personally rewarding than just absolutely shredding on blades.

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  Yeah.

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  While, while wearing the over-the-ear headphones.

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  Yeah.

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  You know?

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  Or hitting a grind. I also thought it was cool when people would like, if they had a skateboard or they had rollerblades and they would go over to like poles and they would like grease them up, I'm like, "This guy's cool."

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  I, dude, I remember the first time I saw that, I was like, "What the hell is this? Like, what has happened here?" And then I saw them like in action-

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  Yeah.

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  Grinding, and I was like, "Whoa!"

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  I like skateboarded for like a couple of years, but I've never ground.

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  You weren't part of the ground crew?

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  I didn't grind it, no.

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  You weren't the ground crewman?

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  No, I, I would, I, I mean, the idea of it seemed very amazing to me, but-

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  The closest I've gotten to a skate park or rollerblading was the mini tech decks.

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  Brother?

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  I robbed my own cousin of those.

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  Really? Which cousin?

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  Mike.

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  Yeah.

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  He was fucking mad.

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  He's, he's good-looking and he's smart. What else does he need? Tech decks?

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  Yeah, I mean, oh, oh, you know, you know where I said that from? A mini bike.

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  Dude, so like-

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  The bikes were so intricate.

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  Here, here's what is so cool about those, is like, they were treated like legit boards and legit bikes.

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  Yeah.

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  So like, you could get the little like iron-

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  Yes.

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  And wrench to like put your cool wheels on it and your cool deck.

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  Yeah.

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  It's like, "I'm gonna ride this one goofy." It's like, "Oh, man, you got the, the Bam Margera him Pentagon?"

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  Yeah.

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  You know, pentagram?

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  I remember, I was like at their house, I loved being at their house, and I was playing with this like bike and he had like the tech deck and he also had like a mini skateboard and I'm like, "This is the best time of my life."

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  Bro, they made like legit like halfpipes and shit like that for it. Yo, look them up, there are people that still do it, they do like legit like-

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  I've seen like TikToks of some people and I'm like, "Yo, they're dirty at that, like, what the fuck?"

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  Listen, as, as at one point, uh, everyone's getting into like, uh, trading card collecting now, before that, everyone was investing in esports, could we be the groundbreakers on investing in the reinvention of the tech deck scene?

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  You can.

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  You don't think that there's a place for that still?

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  I'm sure there is.

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  Like the tech tech, like, skills competition?

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  I'm sure they have that.

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  Really?

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  Yeah, like, I'm sure that people, like, are nasty at it and they do it.

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  It's so funny because it's such a small thing.

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  I know.

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  It happens at, like, a lunch table.

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  And it's just, yeah, it's like, fingers.

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  Dude.

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  Bro, but I, I, I remember, like, the bike specifically. I, like, put it, because I think I slept over there, so I had, like, a bag. So I, like, put it in my bag underneath a shirt. And then he, like, was like, "Yo, where's my bike?"

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  Where's my tech tech bike?

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  Where's my tech tech bike? And then, uh, they, they've, like, they searched me.

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  They padded you down?

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  No, no, no, they, like, found it in my bag. And they were like, and Mike was like, "What the hell?" And I was like, "Yo, what?"

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  What?

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  I did not talk to it.

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  How did that even get in there?

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  I, I literally was like, "Whoa, the, how..."

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  How the hell did that even get in there?

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  I never admitted it.

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  The bike was so, like, it was cool.

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  My parents were furious.

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  It was cool, yeah, they got over it. Uh, it was so, it was cool, but it also felt like a cheat code, because, like, if you got good with the skateboard, you had to, like, legit, like, like, do skateboard things just with your fingers. The bike you just held, the, the handles with your two fingers and the seat with the back thumb.

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  Yeah.

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  And it was just like...

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  Well, I, I, I could not do tricks. I would, I just liked riding it around.

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  Dude, get one of those tech tech bikes in here. I guarantee I could do at least, like, that trick where, like, they go up and they bring the back of the bike around.

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  Oh, yeah, the little whip.

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  I'm sure there's a rule, name for it. Do you have a tech tech competition video?

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  Uh, I just have, like, a little cinematic, uh...

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  Oh, my god, he's outdoors?

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  Yeah.

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  Oh!

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  Yo, see, that's sick.

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  This is filthy, dude.

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  This is sick. Like, a little cinematic, uh, trick tech tech thing here.

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  Whoa! A fakie?

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  Oh! Got major air! This is crazy. Also, if this person, well, just say it plainly, fingers a lot.

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  Well, that was a fun thing we were doing.

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  Take that the fuck out. No, no, no, it makes sense!

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  Yeah, I know.

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  It makes sense for the tech tech of it all.

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  I mean, he's, it's, it's a different skill, I think.

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  I mean, I think...

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  Probably his transfer to property.

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  I mean, I'm sure that there's, you know, there's qualities. He's got a strong...

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  Do a kickflip inside.

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  Like, wait till I hit you with this fakie.

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  I am gonna take you home, hit you with a backside, fifty-fifty, Ryan.

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  Oh, god, that would be cool.

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  That was sick, though. Is there a guy out there that, like, is around our age that wouldn't find that cool? I feel like everyone was enthralled with that.

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  If they didn't, I would be like...

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  Who are you?

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  Who are you and have some fun sometimes?

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  Enjoy a one, the one life we get to live here.

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  Be really honest about something.

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  Okay.

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  Really, really, really honest with me. If I came in and I absolutely, like, blew you away with, like, my skills on a tech tech.

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  Yeah.

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  Would you be more impressed or more like, "What are you doing?"

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  I would be extremely impressed, and then it would dawn on me that...

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  It took time.

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  You're, you're not being a good father.

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  Because the amount of time that you need to be, like, to do that, bro, that's hours. I mean, I don't know.

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  You need to put the time.

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  I don't know. I know, they say that, like, it takes ten thousand hours to be a master at something. I don't know if it would take me ten thousand hours to be able to do that with a tech tech.

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  Well, we know the, the confidence is coming here.

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  I mean, not even just the confidence, but just, like, it's, it's that.

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  It's way more than that.

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  I think it's just...

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  But you can't, no, it's, it's way harder.

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  I think it's...

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  That guy's keeping the thing, but this is crazy. And he's outdoors, first of all. Was that real? Because that was a mini?

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  Yeah, did we just, did we just get, did we just get AI catfished? Did we just get catfished?

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  AI fish? Why not just believe it was real?

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  Uh, no, we're not in that generation, my guy.

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  Yeah, you can't, yeah, no, you're not gonna make me...

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  You need to pull that shit back up. If you just catfoshed us, you're in fucking trouble, mister.

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  Yeah, you're gonna foosh us, my guy.

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  You're gonna, you're gonna get a, a stern talking to after this episode is done.

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  You're trying to AI-ish? No, it's fine, it's, it's the finger spot.

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  What?

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  That's the name of the guy, his finger spot. He does this.

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  It's called the finger spot?

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  Yeah, he goes to different places, I see it.

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  He, like, travels to, like...

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  Wait, do these exist outdoors? Yeah, he's doing one on a little, like, a little, little park.

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  Okay, use your, use your critical eye here. Is this, is this real or fugaze?

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  I would say it's real.

• 15:00Speaker 05

  You're, you're asking the worst person, because he's like, "Why don't you just live pretending that you know it's real?"

• 15:06Speaker 04

  Yeah. It looks real to me.

• 15:08Speaker 05

  I can see by your face you're not confident. Yeah, you are not confident whatsoever.

• 15:12Speaker 04

  Well, you put doubt in me, that's not fair, stop doubting in me.

• 15:14Speaker 05

  I put doubt, I mean, I mean...

• 15:15Speaker 04

  You put doubt in me.

• 15:16Speaker 05

  Why would a mini skate park exist outside? Not only that, but why would multiple? And also, yeah, like, who would allocate the public resources to be like, "We are going to build a mini concrete skate park for tech tech."

• 15:29Speaker 04

  And we're also going to cover it in fake graffiti.

• 15:32Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 15:32Speaker 04

  It's a set.

• 15:33Speaker 05

  Hey, I ta, I ta, bro, I, my, did you see my tag at the skate park? "No, I was there yesterday." "No, no, no, at the tech tech skate park."

• 15:41Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 15:42Speaker 05

  That would be very upset.

• 15:43Speaker 04

  Is there anything else you think that, like, if it was miniature, it'd be like, "Cool, hell." Like, sometimes I wish foods were, like, small.

• 15:49Speaker 05

  I was gonna go with foods.

• 15:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, you ever see videos of people, like, they're making, like, a little meal?

• 15:53Speaker 05

  Mini cooking?

• 15:54Speaker 04

  I love that. When people make little pieces of memes, like, "Sss, sss," I'm like, "I..."

• 15:59Speaker 05

  I, I wish it was more for, like, sugary things than it was for, like, something like, with, like, protein or savory or something like that.

• 16:07Speaker 04

  What do you mean?

• 16:07Speaker 05

  Well, because, like, if I want a burger, I want that burger until I want no more burger. You know what I'm saying?

• 16:12Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 16:13Speaker 05

  Like, I need to be, I need to be...

• 16:15Speaker 04

  You like to eat it.

• 16:15Speaker 05

  Satiated.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:17Speaker 05

  My hunger needs to be satisfied by a burger, but...

• 16:20Speaker 04

  But what if you ate a thousand of little ones?

• 16:22Speaker 05

  I know, but, well, first of all, that'd be a huge commitment.

• 16:26Speaker 04

  What do you mean? Bowl of cereal. Bup, bup, bup, and eating a bunch of little burgers? It's kinda cool.

• 16:30Speaker 05

  What would be the liquid?

• 16:32Speaker 04

  What does that mean?

• 16:33Speaker 05

  Well, you say bowl of cereal, there has to be milk in it.

• 16:36Speaker 04

  Oh, I just meant, they all have, like, a little bit of ketchup?

• 16:39Speaker 05

  Oh, it's just like a snack, like a bowl of mini burgers. They wouldn't, they wouldn't hold together well. They would have to come in, like, you know, like, you know that packaging that a pig in a blanket comes in?

• 16:48Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  Where it's like, that, like, the, like, creviced?

• 16:51Speaker 04

  Sure.

• 16:52Speaker 05

  You know, pocketed, plastic?

• 16:53Speaker 04

  We're, we're in a, we're in a fantasy land right now. Let's just say they'll hold together.

• 17:01Speaker 05

  I, I wish it was, um, more like a sugary thing, because when I want to, like, satisfy my sweet tooth, which, if I get one, sometimes I just want this much of it. I don't want to commit to having two whole Twinkies.

• 17:13Speaker 04

  You strike me as a sugar, su...

• 17:15Speaker 05

  What?

• 17:16Speaker 04

  You strike me as a sugar cube guy. You like them?

• 17:21Speaker 05

  Fucking hop on and ride me to the sunset, baby. If I'm a horse, I love a sugar cube.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Horses, they fuck with those, right?

• 17:28Speaker 05

  That was, like, the thing. What movie or show was that where they were just like...

• 17:32Speaker 04

  Feeding them sugar.

• 17:33Speaker 05

  Feeding the horse sugar cube. Wasn't the horse's name Sugar Cube?

• 17:36Speaker 04

  I don't even know what you're referencing.

• 17:38Speaker 05

  There's a horse, there's a famous horse that loves sugar cubes.

• 17:41Speaker 04

  I, I mean, I know three horses.

• 17:42Speaker 05

  No, it's like, I don't know if it's a cartoon horse. Can you look up cartoon horse that loves sugar cubes?

• 17:47Speaker 04

  I think, I think horses like sugar cubes.

• 17:49Speaker 05

  I mean, I think everyone likes sugar cubes.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  It was in the hunting.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  You're gonna tell me you don't get pumped? Bro, when we were in, uh, London for our shows, they had a bowl of sugar cubes.

• 17:58Speaker 04

  You just popped them?

• 17:59Speaker 05

  Well, because not only do I like the taste of it...

• 18:02Speaker 04

  It's cubed.

• 18:03Speaker 05

  But I like that it's, like, it's got an edge to it.

• 18:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:05Speaker 05

  And I press it into my tongue.

• 18:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 18:07Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 18:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, fuck yeah.

• 18:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, I know, you know what...

• 18:10Speaker 04

  Also, like, the gum, they make gum like that in the cubes.

• 18:13Speaker 05

  Cubes, yo, cube shit?

• 18:14Speaker 04

  Sick.

• 18:17Speaker 05

  Cubed food?

• 18:19Speaker 05

  What, I mean, what cubed food can we talk about? The gum?

• 18:21Speaker 04

  Pancetta?

• 18:23Speaker 05

  I mean, that's cut in that form, you know, like...

• 18:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, but I'm saying, like, imagine they made a burger, but it was, like, cubed.

• 18:29Speaker 05

  I'm gonna ask you a question, and I need your help here. I am going to give you this food in three different forms, and there is a right answer and there is a wrong answer to the best version of it.

• 18:39Speaker 04

  This is gonna be easy.

• 18:40Speaker 05

  Okay. Jell-O.

• 18:42Speaker 04

  Oof, okay.

• 18:43Speaker 05

  Is Jell-O good in the individual cups? Or is it best in the individual...

• 18:48Speaker 04

  Like, they come in?

• 18:48Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 18:49Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 18:49Speaker 05

  Is it best in the individual cups?

• 18:51Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 18:51Speaker 05

  In, like, a large bowl that, like, people make and you, like, serve with, like, a spoon?

• 18:55Speaker 04

  I've never experienced that, but okay.

• 18:57Speaker 05

  Or cubes?

• 19:00Speaker 04

  What are we talking about here? It's the cubes.

• 19:02Speaker 05

  Okay, thank god.

• 19:03Speaker 04

  I've also never had a, uh, community Jell, Jell-O bowl.

• 19:07Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, we make, we've made, like, Jell-O at the house, and, like, you put it into, like, a big bowl and you put it in the fridge, and it's just a big bowl of Jell-O.

• 19:13Speaker 04

  How big is your fridge?

• 19:15Speaker 05

  I mean, I'm not talking, like, this big, Joey.

• 19:17Speaker 04

  I mean, if it's for multiple people.

• 19:18Speaker 05

  I mean, a, a pack could feed about three or four people.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 19:22Speaker 05

  A serving.

• 19:23Speaker 04

  My mom would do, like, little individual bowls and they'd be all over the fridge.

• 19:27Speaker 05

  Like the little, like, the snack packs that they would come in, right?

• 19:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, but she would, she would make them and put them in, like, these little dishes that she had.

• 19:33Speaker 05

  I don't think Jell-O gets enough respect.

• 19:37Speaker 04

  It's pretty versatile.

• 19:39Speaker 05

  Like, it is, not only can you make Jell-O into other things, but like, it works as a dessert treat. It works as just a little pick-me-up.

• 19:46Speaker 04

  And to feed old people.

• 19:47Speaker 05

  And to feed old people to have before a colonoscopy.

• 19:50Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 19:51Speaker 05

  You know, that's a big thing.

• 19:52Speaker 04

  You can also put it in between your lips and then suck it through your teeth.

• 19:57Speaker 05

  Here he is again. Here he is again.

• 19:59Speaker 04

  You know what I'm talking about, though.

• 20:01Speaker 05

  I absolutely know what you're talking about.

• 20:02Speaker 04

  That's what I'm saying.

• 20:03Speaker 05

  But, obviously, what form of media has done the most service to Jell-O?

• 20:08Speaker 04

  Commercials.

• 20:09Speaker 05

  Oh, no. I was gonna say, not even for, what piece of media, thank you, yes.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. This thing.

• 20:16Speaker 05

  Anytime I have-

• 20:16Speaker 04

  We all love jel- gelatin, right?

• 20:18Speaker 05

  Anytime I have Jell-O, I recreate the scene from Jurassic Park.

• 20:21Speaker 04

  I love Jell-O until someone starts talking about what gelatin is, and I'm like, don't wanna know that.

• 20:26Speaker 05

  It's like animal fat, right?

• 20:27Speaker 04

  Some shit like that.

• 20:28Speaker 05

  It's like animal nuts.

• 20:29Speaker 04

  Like bones. And I'm super good on that.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  You ever get a big piece of Jell-O and smack it?

• 20:33Speaker 04

  Well, see, I haven't been able to do that.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  It's really fun.

• 20:36Speaker 05

  Uh, well, I've made, like, soups and making stocks, so like, if you see, like, proper, like, bone broth, or s- I don't know if stock is the right one, but like, broths. If they're made at home, if you put them in the freezer, they come out like jelly.

• 20:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:51Speaker 05

  And I-

• 20:51Speaker 03

  There's like a layer of, like, white stuff, right?

• 20:53Speaker 05

  No, it will, like, solidify and congeal, like, entirely into, like, jelly.

• 20:57Speaker 04

  Congeal's one of those words that I do not like.

• 20:59Speaker 05

  Not, not on the congeal?

• 21:00Speaker 04

  Congeal. Oh, really? I don't like congeal, and I don't like, um, what's what milk does.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Curdle?

• 21:08Speaker 05

  Curdle's a good one.

• 21:09Speaker 03

  What a nasty one.

• 21:10Speaker 05

  Curdle's a good one. Curdle is disgusting, not as bad as congeal.

• 21:14Speaker 04

  Congeal's not great. I don't like that. When I, when I think about that, I'm like, I'm good. Congeal.

• 21:19Speaker 05

  Conge- there are certain words, like, we made fun of those people that do, like, the, you know, it's performative when you say, like, moist, and they're like, ew!

• 21:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:27Speaker 05

  Like, congeal is, congeal, uh, discharge.

• 21:31Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 21:32Speaker 05

  Uh, curdle.

• 21:33Speaker 04

  Yep. I also don't like pus. Just like, oh.

• 21:37Speaker 05

  Well, you don't like what it is.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  Well, I, yeah, but I, I, yeah.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  I don't like how it's spelled the same as puss.

• 21:43Speaker 04

  Me neither. I think that, that, that's not fair.

• 21:45Speaker 05

  Words be doing that sometimes.

• 21:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. I also never had a problem with the word moist. I don't find it gross.

• 21:51Speaker 05

  I don't either, and I really think it was just like one of those, like-

• 21:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, it like caught on.

• 21:56Speaker 05

  Performative, like-

• 21:57Speaker 04

  Like, congeal.

• 21:59Speaker 05

  Congeal is cool, but then, like, you, it takes all of five seconds to be like, ew, I'm gonna work.

• 22:05Speaker 04

  Curdle is fucking nasty.

• 22:06Speaker 05

  Curdle, curdle's nasty because-

• 22:08Speaker 04

  The word is nasty, and the thing is nasty.

• 22:10Speaker 05

  And also, yeah, when you see it, you're like, that's what that is?

• 22:13Speaker 03

  I think that's my least favorite sight, like, curdled milk.

• 22:16Speaker 05

  Spoiled milk?

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, when you, when, oh, God, when people, like, pour out milk, and it's like-

• 22:22Speaker 05

  Well, that's why I can't do, that's why I can't do cottage cheese.

• 22:25Speaker 03

  Cause it looks like that.

• 22:26Speaker 05

  Cause it looks like it, and it reminds me of it, and I'm just like, get this hell out of here.

• 22:30Speaker 04

  Sometimes Nicole will make coffee in the morning, and then she'll put something in it, and then it, like, eventually it curdles.

• 22:35Speaker 05

  I thought you were gonna say cottage cheese in it.

• 22:36Speaker 04

  Oh, I mean, I, I wouldn't put it past her. She eats that with, like, everything. It's, it's ridiculous, but, uh, but like, sometimes it curdles, and I'm like, I could never eat that. Sometimes, if you get milk, and it gets real cold, and I'll be pouring it out, like, I can't get it out of my head.

• 22:52Speaker 05

  It'll be a little lumpy.

• 22:53Speaker 04

  Like a piece of ice, or like, if the, the way that the bubbles, and it looks like a chunk, I'm like, I gotta throw some-

• 22:59Speaker 05

  It's done. Yeah, you gotta get rid of it. I'm with you entirely on that one.

• 23:02Speaker 04

  It's gotta be a smooth pour out of the milk.

• 23:04Speaker 05

  Yeah, once I see, like, any, any, like, un, like, welcome viscosity to this thing, absolutely thoroughly say no.

• 23:12Speaker 04

  Can't, I, I, I can't, I can't, I can't do it.

• 23:14Speaker 05

  What other words that are, that just don't work for you?

• 23:16Speaker 04

  You got a least favorite word?

• 23:19Speaker 03

  Uh, no, I was, no.

• 23:21Speaker 05

  What were you gonna say?

• 23:23Speaker 03

  No.

• 23:24Speaker 05

  What were you gonna say?

• 23:24Speaker 03

  I was gonna, it was gonna, it was a bad joke.

• 23:27Speaker 05

  Oh, I mean, we all should have a least favorite word.

• 23:30Speaker 04

  That's not what I meant, Frank.

• 23:32Speaker 05

  We all, there is, there's definitely certain words that- Let's make that very clear.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  I felt like that was coming already, so I just-

• 23:39Speaker 05

  No, no, no, let's make that very clear. We're just talking purely just-

• 23:43Speaker 04

  We're saying, you know, words that are, you know, what are we talking about? What are we even saying, really? You know what I mean? But you don't have one that sticks out in your head, like, moist?

• 23:56Speaker 05

  Can you Google, like, a list of the worst words?

• 23:59Speaker 03

  Like, oh, sure.

• 24:02Speaker 05

  A list of the worst words?

• 24:04Speaker 04

  The worst words?

• 24:05Speaker 03

  Well, I feel like, actually, I'm gonna get a list that we're talking about here, now that I'm thinking about it.

• 24:11Speaker 05

  The, the, the most unappealing, no, that also.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Oh, that's good. Phlegm, mucus, pus!

• 24:19Speaker 05

  I, I don't like bile.

• 24:21Speaker 04

  Ew.

• 24:21Speaker 05

  No, bile, I'm fine with, because it sounds evil, like, vile?

• 24:24Speaker 03

  Puss is actually not spelled like puss.

• 24:27Speaker 05

  Uh. So, oh my God, that's a good one right there. Schmagma, get out of here. Well, that's not like a real thing, right? It's just like a, like, an urban dictionary word?

• 24:36Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 24:37Speaker 05

  It's like someone just made up the worst sounding word that they can-

• 24:39Speaker 04

  What the hell? Squirt? I love squirt.

• 24:42Speaker 05

  Squirt's a good one.

• 24:42Speaker 04

  It's a cute word.

• 24:43Speaker 05

  Squirt is a good one.

• 24:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, squirt. I also like plop.

• 24:47Speaker 05

  Plop?

• 24:48Speaker 04

  We're getting there, but, oh.

• 24:50Speaker 05

  I like plop with the right context. Like, if you plop a dollop of daisy, then I'm fine with it.

• 24:55Speaker 04

  Curd, that's not great, but I do like cheese curds. Those are good.

• 24:58Speaker 05

  Yeah, curd has come back because of cheese curds.

• 25:02Speaker 04

  What is this word?

• 25:02Speaker 03

  Crevice.

• 25:03Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  How are you gonna pronounce it?

• 25:08Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 25:08Speaker 05

  Cr- the Italian in him, crevice.

• 25:11Speaker 04

  Yep.

• 25:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, I mean, there are some worse ones out there, but I, I guess we're not gonna find any new ones.

• 25:17Speaker 04

  All right, before we move on here, we should talk about Guinness.

• 25:19Speaker 05

  I love talking about Guinness. Listen, the crisp fall airs here, and it feels incredible that there is a lovely Guinness by my side.

• 25:26Speaker 04

  God, just reminds me of being back in Dublin when we were there for some shows. Landed, first pub we went to, unbelievable. Live music.

• 25:33Speaker 05

  Ambiant lighting. We, we were having the time of our lives. Met a really cool bartender who was like, you need to have a proper Guinness, and boy, did we.

• 25:41Speaker 04

  He was like six, six foot five, six foot seven or something.

• 25:43Speaker 05

  He was very tall. It made me feel like a little small boy.

• 25:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I didn't love that, but, you know, he, he, he poured a great Guinness.

• 25:48Speaker 05

  Poured a great Guinness, and went out of his way to get us a deck of cards, so we can enjoy ourselves properly while we were enjoying a Guinness.

• 25:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, we sat in the back of that pub, had some Guinness, played cards, there's a fiddle in the background.

• 26:00Speaker 05

  Honestly, it was probably one of the best times we've had on tour, and Guinness was along for the ride.

• 26:04Speaker 04

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• 30:53Speaker 05

  Yes. Also, can we talk about aliens?

• 30:58Speaker 04

  No.

• 31:00Speaker 05

  You know, I don't fuck with this shit.

• 31:01Speaker 04

  No.

• 31:02Speaker 05

  I don't fuck with it.

• 31:03Speaker 04

  I mean, apparently, can you try and find the story, but there was a thing where there was like a whistleblower that came out and was like, you know, we've shot at an alien before. And I'm like, hold on. Like, what are we talking about?

• 31:16Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, I, I, I, I saw what you're referencing, but I'm always afraid to think about it because it'll make my existence feel small, but apparently, like, the army had some form of an interaction with an alien and it like stepped out of a ship. And then they were just like, let's just shoot it.

• 31:33Speaker 04

  I, I, if, I'll be honest.

• 31:35Speaker 05

  Now, there's ghosts too?

• 31:36Speaker 04

  Nah, chill, chill, chill.

• 31:37Speaker 05

  Why are they doing the Ghostbusters logo?

• 31:38Speaker 04

  Former intelligence officer David Grush.

• 31:41Speaker 05

  Oof, rough name.

• 31:43Speaker 04

  Grush? That's another one of those, you could add that to the.

• 31:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, just be David.

• 31:47Speaker 04

  Mr. Grush.

• 31:48Speaker 05

  Be David Congeal.

• 31:51Speaker 04

  Um, but yeah. He said,

• 31:55Speaker 04

  dead grays. Oh, there was a crash site. So apparently this thing crashed. And, uh, there was a crash site and there were like dead alien bodies there?

• 32:04Speaker 05

  Well, there, uh, apparently there was like a seven foot reptilian creature.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  Seven foot?

• 32:09Speaker 05

  Brother. At what height is it like this is a threat to me?

• 32:12Speaker 04

  At what height do we ask them to play on the Knicks? Cause we wanna go back to back.

• 32:16Speaker 05

  I mean, technically, where in the rulebook does it say that someone that plays on the Knicks needs to be of earth born?

• 32:23Speaker 04

  There is nothing. There is nothing.

• 32:26Speaker 05

  So like, if like a nine foot alien comes and they're like nine feet tall, four hundred pounds, zero muscle, I mean, zero body fat.

• 32:33Speaker 04

  What's Wemba Yama gonna do with that?

• 32:35Speaker 05

  I mean, nothing, because look what he did against the Knicks.

• 32:37Speaker 04

  That's what I'm talking about, right?

• 32:39Speaker 05

  Oh dude, the crash out of Victor Wemba Yama now, right now. Have you been seeing this?

• 32:43Speaker 04

  No.

• 32:44Speaker 05

  Apparently, he said he's not, he's no longer doing interviews with like any American based or New, uh, like,

• 32:50Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 32:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, like, he's, he's having a real crash out moment.

• 32:53Speaker 04

  Speaking of crashing, I mean, is this what happened? We have a seven foot thing? Do we think this is real?

• 32:59Speaker 03

  Gorilla, gorilla like build and scaly skin.

• 33:02Speaker 05

  Gorilla like, alright, see now.

• 33:04Speaker 04

  Seven foot gorilla build? I'm good.

• 33:06Speaker 05

  I have to, for me, join the party. I have to believe it's fake.

• 33:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:10Speaker 05

  Because if I believe that there is something out there that is not only seven feet tall, but not only scaly armored skin.

• 33:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:18Speaker 05

  But built? Like one of the strongest animals pound for pound on the planet?

• 33:23Speaker 03

  It's like a brute from Halo?

• 33:26Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:28Speaker 05

  Like a brumac?

• 33:29Speaker 04

  No.

• 33:30Speaker 05

  I don't think, oh, you know that reference.

• 33:32Speaker 04

  It's not a brute, that's.

• 33:32Speaker 05

  I mean, maybe not that tall, maybe not that tall.

• 33:35Speaker 03

  Gears of War.

• 33:35Speaker 04

  Got it, got it, got it.

• 33:37Speaker 03

  Well, I saw his face, he looked like this.

• 33:38Speaker 04

  I was like, I don't know what that is.

• 33:39Speaker 05

  I mean, a good name for it, though.

• 33:40Speaker 04

  Brumac.

• 33:41Speaker 05

  Really, really good name. I just, I can't, it can't have all of those things.

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, I agree.

• 33:46Speaker 05

  It needs to be either tall, either like the reptilian like scaly skin.

• 33:50Speaker 04

  Why did they shoot at it? Did it yell? Maybe it was nice.

• 33:54Speaker 05

  I mean, bro, give him the, give him the.

• 33:56Speaker 04

  You gotta shoot at that.

• 33:58Speaker 05

  No, no, no. I would know, brother. You, and you start with peace.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Also, yeah, you're starting a war.

• 34:02Speaker 05

  Start with peace. If you start with guns, well, how do you know they don't have like a honeybee or like bumblebee type thing where they're just like sending a message like, yo, they shot at me? And they're just like, yo, bet.

• 34:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I mean, you know. I mean, I guess there, there, if they killed all of them, then there's no one to relay the message.

• 34:22Speaker 03

  Well, it was saying.

• 34:23Speaker 05

  I mean, they can get the message out there before.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  To be fair to them, they said it, it did show, um, malevi- malevolent behavior.

• 34:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, what's what, uh, we're, can I ask you a serious question?

• 34:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:34Speaker 05

  Can you read?

• 34:36Speaker 03

  Uh, it's tough sometimes, malevolent.

• 34:38Speaker 04

  It made it difficult to ascertain whether the reptilians were aggressive or in distress. Okay, I mean, I mean, yo, let it, let it, you know, lash out a little bit. They crashed and there was a bunch of bodies on the floor. I'd be a little fucking malevolent.

• 34:50Speaker 05

  I'd be, yeah, I'd be like, yo! You know, like, you know, like, I'd be like, what the hell?

• 34:55Speaker 03

  I'd be crying, I'd be like, my, my whole.

• 34:56Speaker 05

  Well, how do we know they don't cry out of like their butt or something? Maybe he was, maybe their way of crying was like, it, we, it appeared to be malevolent to us.

• 35:04Speaker 04

  Right.

• 35:05Speaker 05

  You know, what if they're crying and just like, ah!

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, what, like, check his ass. Maybe he's crying out his ass.

• 35:11Speaker 05

  I mean, I think that would have,

• 35:13Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 35:13Speaker 05

  That would have gone eventually. I'm sure that after they killed it, they did.

• 35:17Speaker 04

  Check his ass, dude.

• 35:18Speaker 05

  The only thing that would have made this thing more scary, if it stepped out and it like, did like the whole like squaring up like New Yorkers used to do in the mid two thousands when they were about to fight? Where they're, yeah, where they're like,

• 35:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 05

  And they're like pulling up their pants and stuff like that?

• 35:33Speaker 04

  Come on, aliens don't wear pants?

• 35:36Speaker 05

  Ooh, that's a good question. What is more intimidating? An alien coming out clothed or an alien coming out naked?

• 35:41Speaker 04

  I would rather it come out clothed. That would make me feel like closer to it. I'd be like, oh, cool jeans.

• 35:46Speaker 05

  I would, I'd, I'd rather it come out clothed because if this thing just came out and had an absolute brumac of a cock, I'm gonna be like, I can't.

• 35:53Speaker 04

  Yeah, that would.

• 35:54Speaker 05

  Now, my existence, really.

• 35:55Speaker 04

  That would definitely throw me for sure. I'd be, I, I mean, I can't really.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  I feel like we're gonna hear brumac a couple more times.

• 36:00Speaker 04

  Definitely, definitely, definitely. I mean, this thing steps out with an absolute bodacious penis, and what do you do? You gotta shoot that thing.

• 36:07Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's just swinging side to side, chain hang low, wobble to the flow.

• 36:11Speaker 04

  Did you see? Did you see it recently? That everyone was like, there was a UFO like over New Jersey or something?

• 36:19Speaker 05

  I saw, I thought it was over New York. It was like, like the New York, New Jersey area.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  Yeah, and they were like, and it was like overcast and people were like, that's the Metallica concert.

• 36:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 36:28Speaker 04

  But then I saw, uh, KFC's video and he's like, actually, the concert was the day before. So what is that?

• 36:35Speaker 05

  Let me believe that it's, let me believe it was the Metallica concert. But also like, they'll run sound check for like big concerts, like on an off day. Just to do like a dry run, get an idea.

• 36:46Speaker 04

  I mean, uh, to me, it was very clear that these are lights.

• 36:49Speaker 05

  It didn't, like, I didn't see anything to be like, that's scary. It just looked like, from what I've seen, light shows at, at big events looking like.

• 36:57Speaker 04

  I have a question. I have an alien question for you.

• 36:59Speaker 05

  I fucking hate these, but go ahead.

• 37:00Speaker 04

  If you were like outside and you saw something, right, and you're like, oh, is that a plane? Like, that kinda looks weird. And you see it and you're like, oh, it's a plane, whatever. But then it stops. Right? And then it just zooms. And you're like, what the absolute shit and ass was that?

• 37:17Speaker 05

  I tell nobody.

• 37:19Speaker 04

  Really?

• 37:19Speaker 05

  I don't bring it up.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  You don't go inside and be like, I just saw an alien?

• 37:22Speaker 05

  If I talk about it, it's going to keep the, like, it's gonna keep it in my mind. So if I just never speak about it again, maybe it'll disappear.

• 37:34Speaker 04

  You wouldn't say anything to anybody?

• 37:35Speaker 05

  Who am I saying? Cause what am I gonna do? Either I say something to them.

• 37:38Speaker 04

  What the fuck was that?

• 37:39Speaker 05

  Either I say something to them and then now I'm a believer. You know?

• 37:43Speaker 04

  Well, don't, but, but, but, but isn't this the, the, the proof?

• 37:46Speaker 05

  No, I would need to see, it would need to come and knock on my door.

• 37:51Speaker 04

  Show you a birth certificate?

• 37:52Speaker 05

  I'm an alien, here's my birth certificate, here's a video from my alien planet.

• 37:56Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 37:57Speaker 05

  I would need like stone cold proof like that in order to be like completely bought in.

• 38:00Speaker 04

  So you're saying you wouldn't be bought in unless these things took you in the ship and showed you what was going on?

• 38:05Speaker 05

  Yes. But no, don't do that, if they're listening. If they're listening. If you got abducted, but it was like a peaceful abduction, are you telling anyone?

• 38:16Speaker 04

  Everyone.

• 38:17Speaker 05

  Really?

• 38:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:18Speaker 05

  I, I don't think I'd tell anyone because then I'd become prime suspect, like the, like CIA is gonna come for me and they're gonna be like, now you're living in our bunker forever. Bye, bye, basement yard.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  How much do you believe me to be an honest person?

• 38:31Speaker 05

  Pretty, pretty substantially.

• 38:34Speaker 04

  If I told you, dude, I was abducted and this is what it is, and I'm telling you very seriously, like, one, I know you would just leave and not.

• 38:44Speaker 05

  I would say, I'm not kidding, I don't wanna hear about this ever again.

• 38:48Speaker 04

  You'd be like, don't tell me.

• 38:49Speaker 05

  My support for you is never hearing that.

• 38:51Speaker 04

  Would you believe me? Or would you be like, he thinks something?

• 38:54Speaker 03

  I'd have a lot of questions and then there would be at least four spread throughout the story, like, are you fucking around?

• 39:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd be like, bro, I am so dead ass.

• 39:03Speaker 05

  I think like, just because of the nature of what you're saying, you have to a little bit, just like, there's a little bit of like, oh no, they might be crazy. You know what I mean? Like, like, there's just a little, like, it, it's just because of what it is, like, if you're, if you're, if you steal from candy shops your whole life and you grow up, like, you still got that little, that little candy shop thief in you. You know what I'm saying?

• 39:28Speaker 04

  He's describing me as well, by the way.

• 39:30Speaker 05

  Sure, yeah, sure.

• 39:31Speaker 04

  I did steal from candy shops.

• 39:31Speaker 05

  But like, you'll never fully escape that. So like, if something like that happens, yes, I trust you, I believe you're trustworthy and honest. But there would be a little part of just like, has he lost it? I, I would think, like, my thing would be like, if it was one of you guys, I'd be like,

• 39:47Speaker 03

  You would have to explain to me how you're absolutely positive that it wasn't just a very vivid dream.

• 39:52Speaker 05

  You would also, yeah, you would need to be like really okay, and I would probably preface this by being like, please don't take this as disrespect. I have to ask a million questions.

• 40:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, for sure.

• 40:03Speaker 05

  In order to like, to fully believe it.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  You'd have to show me something on your body. Like something, they did something.

• 40:10Speaker 04

  What if I had like a-

• 40:11Speaker 05

  He wants to bounce on it again. Back to how he started the show.

• 40:13Speaker 04

  You'd have to show me an appendage.

• 40:14Speaker 05

  Show me what they did, how they grabbed this.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, you'd have to show me something. You can't, it can't be worse.

• 40:19Speaker 04

  What if I had like this weird mark and it looked like a plug?

• 40:21Speaker 05

  But then I would need to know that that wasn't there before. Oh, a plug. Jesus Christ, like they shoved stuff in you?

• 40:26Speaker 04

  Or just like they hooked me up, I don't know.

• 40:28Speaker 05

  Ugh.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  Like cupping.

• 40:31Speaker 05

  Yeah, but it looked like a plug. Cupping does look like alien like technology.

• 40:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, it looks like a, like a, cupping's kinda like-

• 40:38Speaker 05

  Bro, fuck cupping, forever.

• 40:39Speaker 04

  It looks like a, like an octopus got ya.

• 40:41Speaker 05

  Yes, yes it does.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  An octopus did kinda get ya.

• 40:45Speaker 05

  I mean, if there's an octopus that has a suction cup that size, I don't wanna learn about that either.

• 40:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's a big octopus.

• 40:51Speaker 05

  It's a big bitch, baby.

• 40:51Speaker 03

  They're out there.

• 40:52Speaker 05

  I just, I would-

• 40:53Speaker 04

  Oh wait, are you space or ocean?

• 40:56Speaker 05

  I am-

• 40:56Speaker 04

  I know you're not either.

• 40:57Speaker 05

  I am, you know, pop out my cyanide tooth if I'm presented with either opportunity.

• 41:02Speaker 04

  But if you had to do like five days in a sub or five days in a rocket? If you had to?

• 41:09Speaker 03

  You're stressing them out.

• 41:11Speaker 05

  Well, you really are.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  Um, I feel like this is an easy one.

• 41:14Speaker 05

  I feel like I have a better chance of coming back alive from a sub.

• 41:19Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, are you rocket? You're in space?

• 41:23Speaker 05

  Well, we didn't say how long we need to go, uh, how far down we need to go.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 41:28Speaker 05

  If you give me like, you know, I'll, I'll even do like a, you know, 200 feet.

• 41:33Speaker 04

  You gotta get down 200 feet, brother. We're getting lower than that.

• 41:36Speaker 05

  Really? Yeah, of course.

• 41:37Speaker 04

  200 feet? It's a submarine.

• 41:39Speaker 05

  Dude-

• 41:39Speaker 04

  I don't know how low they usually go, but like that long.

• 41:42Speaker 05

  Well, what was the, the Titan submersive?

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, that one, that's what I was saying.

• 41:46Speaker 05

  That was a mile?

• 41:46Speaker 04

  We're not, we're not talking about this. We're talking about an actual military grade sub where you'll be safe. It's not going to-

• 41:52Speaker 05

  I don't think they go down that far, dude.

• 41:54Speaker 04

  I mean-

• 41:56Speaker 03

  800 and 1,000 feet.

• 41:57Speaker 05

  Oh no!

• 41:58Speaker 04

  800 to 1,000 feet, which I can't even-

• 42:00Speaker 05

  There's no light down there.

• 42:01Speaker 03

  No.

• 42:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, what are you looking for, a bright sunny day?

• 42:03Speaker 05

  I'm looking for fucking, the darkness is worse than the light.

• 42:07Speaker 04

  I mean, you don't have, I wouldn't look out the windows.

• 42:10Speaker 05

  Ooh, some-

• 42:10Speaker 04

  Do submarines have windows?

• 42:11Speaker 03

  Some get to 2,000 feet.

• 42:13Speaker 04

  2,000 feet?

• 42:14Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 42:15Speaker 04

  Good gravy.

• 42:17Speaker 05

  Brother.

• 42:18Speaker 04

  Brother!

• 42:19Speaker 05

  Oh, this sucks. I hate this hypothetical.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  If you had to do five days at, at 1,000 feet in a sub, or you had to go to like space?

• 42:27Speaker 03

  I'd wanna see something, so I'd go to space.

• 42:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, that is crazy.

• 42:32Speaker 05

  That doesn't make any sense because there is less out there.

• 42:35Speaker 03

  But I could see the earth, that's kinda cool.

• 42:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, watch this, watch this.

• 42:40Speaker 05

  See the earth.

• 42:41Speaker 04

  He meant bigger picture.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Also, technically you haven't seen the earth in, in that example. It's like you've seen wood and fog.

• 42:46Speaker 05

  Dude, fuck this guy. I just like, oh, so you wanna go out there in space? You don't wanna just be like orbiting, like you wanna go out far enough that you could be like-

• 42:55Speaker 04

  Like you gotta go stand on the moon.

• 42:58Speaker 05

  That, isn't there something that, like, that's cool?

• 43:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, I will say that is probably such a crazy experience.

• 43:03Speaker 05

  I mean, we, I think we have brought this up, or maybe in conversation off episode, that like, it was, someone went, one of the astronauts went and they were just like, it fucks with you mentally because everything, every problem, every person, all human history, right there.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  I know.

• 43:19Speaker 05

  And it's like-

• 43:20Speaker 04

  And it's in a ball.

• 43:21Speaker 05

  And it's, and it, watch this, it's here. You know what I mean? Like, it just makes you feel so like, I don't think I have the mental tools to deal with that.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  You know what'd be so sick? Like, just like a, like an Instagram photo, like fake leaning on the moon?

• 43:35Speaker 05

  Yeah. Oh, like one of those like-

• 43:38Speaker 04

  That would do numbers on the ground.

• 43:39Speaker 05

  Oh my god, like the one of the, like, oh, that's, that's coming in the next couple of years.

• 43:42Speaker 03

  Like the leaning tower of Pisa?

• 43:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, the people holding up the leaning tower of Pisa or something like that.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  Do you think the astronauts did the thing where you like, pinched it?

• 43:49Speaker 04

  Oh, you're like-

• 43:50Speaker 05

  They weren't that fun back in the 60s or whatever the last time they went was. I will tell you this, here's what would really fuck me up. That would mess with me if I'm standing on the moon and I look at earth, if I just did,

• 44:02Speaker 05

  and I look behind me and there's nothing?

• 44:06Speaker 05

  Dude?

• 44:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 44:08Speaker 05

  That, I would not be okay.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  I don't even like that, like when it's really foggy out at night and it's like I can't really see the city.

• 44:14Speaker 05

  I don't like that when I look at like, uh, when I'm in a lake and I like look at the water and I can't see anything and I'm just like, I don't know what's there, if anything. It's just, I don't-

• 44:23Speaker 04

  It could just keep going, stop, all the way down.

• 44:27Speaker 05

  I, I don't have, and I've also seen too many like monster movies to be okay with that.

• 44:32Speaker 04

  Isn't it interesting that we're so afraid of the things that we don't know?

• 44:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:36Speaker 03

  Oh my, where'd that come from?

• 44:38Speaker 05

  Cause one episode of Hot Ones Game Night with fucking-

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Neil, oh wait, oh, oh, oh.

• 44:42Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, that haven't been announced yet, so.

• 44:44Speaker 03

  No, we need to announce that.

• 44:46Speaker 05

  Oh, that NDT's coming?

• 44:47Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 44:47Speaker 05

  Cause one episode of Hot Ones Game Night with Neil deGrasse Tyson and now he's dropping some shit like that on us.

• 44:51Speaker 04

  But isn't it funny? Like, that's the thing that prevents us from like, you know, the ocean and whatever. It's like, I'm afraid of like, cause I don't, I can't see, I don't know.

• 44:58Speaker 05

  Yes, well, that's, I mean, that's a very common fear of like the dark.

• 45:02Speaker 04

  Or is there some people that are just not afraid of that?

• 45:04Speaker 05

  Well, I think fear is just a collection of our evolution giving us like warning signs of something, so like-

• 45:11Speaker 04

  Gotta survive.

• 45:12Speaker 05

  I'm sure eventually, I'm sure at the start of human existence, they weren't as afraid of that stuff because they didn't know, there wasn't anything telling them to be afraid of it.

• 45:20Speaker 04

  Didn't really know anything, really.

• 45:21Speaker 05

  They were kinda dumb.

• 45:22Speaker 03

  Worried about the leopards in the trees, you know?

• 45:25Speaker 05

  Bro, I'd be fucking worried about a leopard.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  They worry about other stuff.

• 45:27Speaker 04

  Also like, am I, I love them.

• 45:30Speaker 05

  Yes, you should be. No, no, I'm scared, but like-

• 45:33Speaker 03

  Kinda cool.

• 45:33Speaker 05

  That's kinda why like some hiking spots freak me out because like, I've seen people like, they'll be like posting like hiking and then they're like taking a selfie and behind them you just see like a cougar.

• 45:43Speaker 04

  Or like, yeah.

• 45:44Speaker 05

  No, bear, bears will charge ya, the cougars, they stalk ya.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  I don't love that. Every time I go on one of these hiking trips, I'm always like, please, don't let me have an encounter here.

• 45:55Speaker 05

  Oh, I thought you were saying, please let me have an encounter.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no. I saw a deer though, that was nice.

• 46:00Speaker 05

  Yeah, I see deer.

• 46:01Speaker 03

  I love when deers have that like, those little white, like rings?

• 46:05Speaker 05

  Oh, like the spots almost?

• 46:07Speaker 04

  It's so pretty.

• 46:08Speaker 05

  I think they're called whitetail deers.

• 46:10Speaker 04

  Ah, that would make sense.

• 46:12Speaker 05

  Or white spotted deers?

• 46:14Speaker 04

  I mean-

• 46:15Speaker 03

  Like Bambi?

• 46:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, like Bambi.

• 46:17Speaker 03

  Gotcha.

• 46:17Speaker 04

  You know what I mean?

• 46:18Speaker 05

  Always back to Disney with this guy.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Everything's Disney.

• 46:21Speaker 05

  Everything is Disney.

• 46:23Speaker 04

  Everything is Disney.

• 46:24Speaker 05

  Um, I, so we can please for fucking god's sakes, get off of aliens. I saw something that is topical and good for the season.

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• 48:31Speaker 04

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• 49:06Speaker 05

  So I saw something and it's a map of the United States. And it has the map broken down as to the most popular Halloween candy in each of those states.

• 49:17Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 49:17Speaker 05

  Some of them common, some of them very, very surprising. You guys both know the most popular Halloween candy is?

• 49:25Speaker 03

  Reese's?

• 49:26Speaker 05

  What is your guess?

• 49:29Speaker 04

  M and M's.

• 49:30Speaker 05

  No, it's Reese's.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  Fuck.

• 49:31Speaker 05

  Which is, I, I will stand by, just wanna make sure, it's that time of the year, remind everybody, Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are absolute dogshit.

• 49:38Speaker 04

  That is so crazy.

• 49:39Speaker 03

  That's extremely hot take.

• 49:40Speaker 05

  I think that they are disgusting, I think that, uh, they're-

• 49:43Speaker 04

  I think the internet is gonna have your head for that.

• 49:46Speaker 05

  I don't care.

• 49:49Speaker 03

  What about the mini ones?

• 49:50Speaker 05

  Reese's Pieces are good.

• 49:52Speaker 03

  No, no, not the M and M's.

• 49:53Speaker 04

  They're the same ingredients.

• 49:54Speaker 05

  No, Reese's Pieces is different. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, they're garbage.

• 50:00Speaker 04

  What about the little trapezoids?

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

• 50:03Speaker 05

  That is a better ratio, but the inside is what the problem is.

• 50:08Speaker 04

  That's so interesting.

• 50:09Speaker 05

  I just, I, I-

• 50:10Speaker 04

  I like the dust in there, how it's like a peanut butter dust.

• 50:13Speaker 03

  I also believe it's pronounced Reese's Pieces.

• 50:16Speaker 04

  I think you made that up.

• 50:17Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 50:18Speaker 05

  Oh, uh, Reese's Pieces?

• 50:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:20Speaker 05

  I think that was like an E.T. thing. Reese's Pieces, oh no.

• 50:24Speaker 04

  You're just saying it like E.T.

• 50:25Speaker 05

  How did he say it?

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Did he say it?

• 50:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, you don't remember that movie?

• 50:28Speaker 04

  I, I, I mean, I don't remember specifically.

• 50:30Speaker 05

  They put down the Reese's Pieces?

• 50:31Speaker 04

  Oh, was that what that was? I thought he was picking up like M and M's.

• 50:34Speaker 05

  Reese's Pieces.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 50:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 50:37Speaker 03

  I thought he said E.T. Phone Home.

• 50:39Speaker 05

  He did say E.T. Phone Home.

• 50:41Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:42Speaker 05

  Also got drunk, and then the little kid got drunk in school.

• 50:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, they put like a wig on him.

• 50:47Speaker 05

  Crazy stuff. Um, but yeah, so Reese's Pieces, uh, here are a couple of states where Reese's is the most popular, so you have, uh, both Oregon and Washington State.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  Oh, okay, so west coast.

• 50:58Speaker 05

  Uh, yeah, I guess so. Uh, uh, it looks like that's Montana there.

• 51:02Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 51:03Speaker 05

  Makes sense.

• 51:03Speaker 04

  Big sky.

• 51:04Speaker 05

  Um... I said makes sense, people are gonna be upset. Uh, if that is...

• 51:13Speaker 04

  I'm learning now that you don't know the state.

• 51:14Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, I mean- I do, I do. Uh, looks like Indiana, Ohio, Michigan, Virginia, West Virginia.

• 51:23Speaker 04

  These are all with Reese's.

• 51:24Speaker 05

  These are all Reese's.

• 51:25Speaker 04

  Is it the whole country?

• 51:26Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no, there's a lot that-

• 51:28Speaker 04

  Why don't we say who's not Reese's?

• 51:29Speaker 05

  Okay, so what do you think?

• 51:31Speaker 04

  What's Texas?

• 51:32Speaker 05

  That's a great, I was gonna say, Texas and Florida share the most popu- like, they're most popular.

• 51:38Speaker 04

  Ooh, what's a conservative candy?

• 51:40Speaker 05

  Put yourself in a conservative candy.

• 51:42Speaker 04

  Conservative gun waving.

• 51:44Speaker 05

  The Eucharist wafer.

• 51:46Speaker 04

  Which low-key, those were good.

• 51:48Speaker 05

  They hand them out on Halloween?

• 51:50Speaker 03

  The body of Christ.

• 51:51Speaker 04

  Um, hmm.

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Is it something whack, like, like an Almond Joy?

• 51:55Speaker 05

  I'll tell you this, it's something I've had yesterday.

• 51:58Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 51:59Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 51:59Speaker 05

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:01Speaker 04

  Oh, so it's Twix?

• 52:02Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:02Speaker 03

  That could be anything.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Isaac.

• 52:04Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Hot dog.

• 52:07Speaker 05

  What's your favorite Halloween candy? Hot dogs?

• 52:10Speaker 04

  I actually did have two hot dogs yesterday. What color is the wrapping?

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Good question.

• 52:14Speaker 05

  Uh, it could be different colors.

• 52:15Speaker 03

  Starburst.

• 52:16Speaker 04

  But what's the traditional?

• 52:18Speaker 05

  There is no traditional, there are different colors.

• 52:20Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 52:21Speaker 03

  That's why I said Starburst.

• 52:22Speaker 05

  Not Starburst. You're getting closer though.

• 52:25Speaker 04

  Skittles?

• 52:25Speaker 05

  You're getting closer, no.

• 52:26Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, 'cause that's a red bag.

• 52:27Speaker 05

  No, I would've said red bag.

• 52:28Speaker 04

  Uh, Laffy Taffy.

• 52:32Speaker 05

  No.

• 52:32Speaker 04

  But it's something like that?

• 52:33Speaker 05

  You're, you guys are as close as you could possibly be.

• 52:35Speaker 04

  I'm close with Laffy Taffy?

• 52:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 52:37Speaker 03

  Airhead.

• 52:37Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 52:38Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 52:38Speaker 05

  Yo, honestly?

• 52:39Speaker 03

  I'm up 2-0, by the way.

• 52:41Speaker 05

  Shout out to, uh-

• 52:42Speaker 04

  No one's keeping count.

• 52:42Speaker 05

  Shout out to Texas and Florida for that, that's a great- Yeah, they, they need a win.

• 52:47Speaker 04

  Airhead.

• 52:48Speaker 05

  Here on the basement yard.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Airheads are, are, uh, I think the most underrated candy.

• 52:52Speaker 05

  I had an airhead, a blue airhead yesterday, and it was delicious.

• 52:56Speaker 04

  You would go for the blue.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Do you do the thing where you keep it in the pack and you're like?

• 52:59Speaker 05

  I do, like, like it's a cigarette.

• 53:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 05

  You know, I'm just like, oh! Uh, but yeah, I was surprised, I thought it was gonna be something a little more square. Uh, speaking of square, you have that whole kind of bible belt of the United States. I like this candy, not what I would say is a big, like, Halloween candy, but like, the, uh, South Carolina, Georgia, Alabama, that general area, Louisiana.

• 53:23Speaker 04

  Don't tell me it's like Whoppers.

• 53:25Speaker 05

  No, I do like Whoppers, but it's not Whoppers.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  Whoppers are complete ass.

• 53:30Speaker 05

  I've never even heard of this.

• 53:32Speaker 04

  You've never heard of the candy?

• 53:33Speaker 05

  No.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  What is it?

• 53:34Speaker 05

  But I think I've had it before, I think I've had it and I liked it.

• 53:39Speaker 04

  What is it, like wax lips?

• 53:41Speaker 05

  No, it's called Sweet Smiles.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  What the ever-loving hell is that?

• 53:46Speaker 05

  I think it's like a, it's like, kinda like a smarty, like, close, like that?

• 53:51Speaker 03

  Oh, I got a lot of doctor's offices, I see, a dentist's. Oh.

• 53:57Speaker 04

  What is this?

• 53:59Speaker 05

  Sweet Smiles-

• 54:00Speaker 04

  Oh, it's like a brand?

• 54:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a brand.

• 54:02Speaker 05

  Oh!

• 54:03Speaker 03

  Is there a specific on there?

• 54:04Speaker 05

  It just said Sweet Smiles Candy. So like, they're like, they're trying to just like-

• 54:10Speaker 04

  They make everything.

• 54:11Speaker 05

  Oh, is it like a southern brand?

• 54:13Speaker 04

  Yeah, this, this feels like a-

• 54:15Speaker 05

  Oh, I'll tell you this right now, I know your brother likes them, if anyone handed me elephant peanuts, circus peanuts on Halloween, I am egging their house 150 times over.

• 54:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's pretty bad.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 05

  Ooh, orange slices, I'm all on board.

• 54:27Speaker 04

  I love those.

• 54:28Speaker 05

  I am all on board.

• 54:29Speaker 04

  Those are low-key mad good.

• 54:30Speaker 05

  Um, okay, give me another state that you're interested in, and that you think I'll be able to- You think I'll be able to, like, accurately pick on a map.

• 54:36Speaker 04

  What about New York?

• 54:38Speaker 05

  Uh, okay.

• 54:39Speaker 04

  Does New York share with New Jersey?

• 54:41Speaker 05

  No, New Jersey is also Reese's.

• 54:43Speaker 04

  Oh, wow, okay.

• 54:44Speaker 05

  New Jersey is a Reese's.

• 54:45Speaker 04

  Wow, betrayed by your own people.

• 54:46Speaker 05

  I know, it's crazy.

• 54:47Speaker 04

  New York is, uh-

• 54:48Speaker 05

  My people are New Yorkers!

• 54:50Speaker 04

  Is it Twix?

• 54:51Speaker 05

  No.

• 54:51Speaker 04

  Is anyone Twix? What's going on?

• 54:52Speaker 05

  Uh, there is, uh, trying to see if there is a Twix. No, it doesn't look like Twix is anywhere.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  This is a national mistake.

• 55:02Speaker 05

  I agree, fully. Uh, New York is, is one that, I don't know if you'll know it, you might, because you're a little more whimsical.

• 55:10Speaker 03

  New York sound like, can Loki like a trash candy? Like, there's so many opinions here.

• 55:15Speaker 04

  I guess so. I would, I wouldn't even know this?

• 55:19Speaker 05

  I don't, I don't know if you would know this, but it's called a Kinder Bueno.

• 55:22Speaker 04

  Oh my god, that's so good!

• 55:24Speaker 05

  That's a good one.

• 55:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, those are great, those are mad Canadian.

• 55:26Speaker 05

  Are they?

• 55:27Speaker 04

  I think, I have been Canada all the time.

• 55:29Speaker 05

  Dude, they're like, good, good chocolate.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Yo, they are, and, and like, I like how there's like-

• 55:35Speaker 05

  It's like stuff in it.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  What is it? Oh, it's hazelnut.

• 55:38Speaker 05

  Hazelnut?

• 55:38Speaker 04

  But the crispy wafer, I'm fucked with wafer, bro, that's my guy.

• 55:42Speaker 05

  Wafer, I mean, you've always been a wafer guy.

• 55:44Speaker 04

  I love wafers.

• 55:45Speaker 05

  You've been, you've been on the Kit Kat train for a while.

• 55:47Speaker 04

  Can you, uh, look up where these are from? Are they Canadian? 'Cause I see them in Canada all the time.

• 55:51Speaker 05

  Well, it says Bueno, so I imagine it's Hispanic.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  That might be a good guess.

• 55:57Speaker 05

  Might be Hispanic.

• 55:58Speaker 03

  I thought they were in Europe for a while, and then they came over.

• 56:01Speaker 04

  It says, made by the, uh, Italian confectionery maker?

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Italian and Germany.

• 56:06Speaker 04

  Oh, fr- oh, it's Italian and German.

• 56:08Speaker 05

  When, around when, because Italy and Germany is a thing together, when-

• 56:14Speaker 04

  This is an Axis power, can you-

• 56:16Speaker 05

  What the fuck?

• 56:18Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:19Speaker 05

  Oh, I'm gonna be careful. You know, the last time they teamed up, that was bad! Uh, Kinder Bueno, also for Rhode Island, very surprising.

• 56:27Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  It's a good, it's a good chocolate.

• 56:30Speaker 05

  I, I think it, and the combo of chocolate and hazelnut is stellar.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  And you sneak a wafer in there, and you're just doing it to me. What's Alaska's?

• 56:39Speaker 04

  Ooh, that is a great question! If that's a fu- and I, I'm just saying this because there's a polar bear on it, but if it's a peppermint patty, we should sink the whole fucking state.

• 56:49Speaker 05

  I don't see, as far as I could tell, there are no states that have any peppermint-

• 56:54Speaker 04

  Thank god.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  I, I could also see it being like a hot tamale, you know, you wanna be a little hot?

• 56:57Speaker 05

  No, honestly? I'm pretty surprised with this answer, they're a little more up, upscale, they got money, I guess, over in Alaska.

• 57:04Speaker 04

  Ferrero Rocher?

• 57:05Speaker 05

  Mmm, you're in the right direction, you're in the right, you're inching, baby.

• 57:08Speaker 04

  What's another rich person candy?

• 57:10Speaker 05

  I mean, it's not, it's, just think along that, those lines right there.

• 57:13Speaker 04

  I'm thinking gold.

• 57:16Speaker 04

  Ghirardelli?

• 57:18Speaker 05

  You're close.

• 57:19Speaker 04

  Something chocolate?

• 57:20Speaker 05

  You're close!

• 57:21Speaker 04

  Fucking lint?

• 57:22Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 57:22Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 57:23Speaker 05

  It just says lint chocolate.

• 57:25Speaker 04

  Shout out to Alaska.

• 57:26Speaker 05

  Yo, if I, I'm not kidding, I would pray that if I go trick-or-treating, I got a chocolate truffle, or, those rich people, like, give out the full bars?

• 57:35Speaker 04

  Oh my god, those fucking bastards, yeah, put your tongue back in.

• 57:39Speaker 05

  In?

• 57:40Speaker 04

  In your mouth. Not in me, what are you, how are you thinking that?

• 57:45Speaker 05

  What you said that, put your tongue back in?

• 57:48Speaker 04

  Um, okay, that's good, I like that.

• 57:51Speaker 05

  Yeah, and Hawaii shares it with them, as well, so they, they got good taste over in the 49th and the 50th.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  Hell yeah.

• 57:57Speaker 05

  Um, there are, there's one state that Joey is gonna be super on board with, what's one of your favorite candies that I've made fun of you for liking forever?

• 58:05Speaker 04

  Mike and Ike's.

• 58:06Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 58:07Speaker 04

  And that's going to be?

• 58:10Speaker 04

  Pennsylvania?

• 58:10Speaker 05

  No, Pennsylvania's Reese's.

• 58:12Speaker 04

  Oh, you're loading up a P?

• 58:14Speaker 05

  No.

• 58:14Speaker 04

  Oh, is it like one of the-

• 58:16Speaker 05

  Uh, there's some peas, there's some peas about.

• 58:18Speaker 04

  Mississippi?

• 58:19Speaker 05

  No.

• 58:20Speaker 03

  Oh, that's what I thought.

• 58:21Speaker 05

  Oh, actually, there's no, there's no peas in the state name, but one of the city, one of the popular cities there has a P, a couple peas in it, or a P.

• 58:30Speaker 04

  You've changed your answer 100 times, there's no way I could possibly guess now.

• 58:33Speaker 05

  Uh, it's, uh-

• 58:34Speaker 04

  Ohio.

• 58:35Speaker 03

  That's what I thought.

• 58:36Speaker 04

  Michigan, Detroit, oh, he don't know, forget it. It's in the middle, Nebraska?

• 58:40Speaker 05

  No, no, no, I think that's Minnesota.

• 58:43Speaker 04

  Minnesota, so it's, it's next to-

• 58:45Speaker 05

  You know what, I don't know what it is.

• 58:47Speaker 04

  So Detroit is the one that goes into the lakes? Like, kinda, and, and not Detroit, Michigan, I mean?

• 58:52Speaker 05

  It's, it's-

• 58:53Speaker 04

  And then to the-

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Move a map!

• 58:54Speaker 04

  To the left of that.

• 58:55Speaker 05

  I know, it doesn't have the state names on it, which really tested my geography skills here.

• 59:01Speaker 04

  Michigan is the one that goes into the states, and then next to that is, uh, is what's it called?

• 59:06Speaker 05

  Uh, what's the yellow one in the top? Yeah.

• 59:10Speaker 03

  Minnesota.

• 59:11Speaker 05

  Yeah, Minnesota, okay, all right, all right, all right, all right, I know.

• 59:14Speaker 04

  That was it?

• 59:14Speaker 05

  That was Minnesota, Minnesota was Mike and Ike, which-

• 59:18Speaker 04

  Oh, what's Maine?

• 59:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, what's Maine, that's all the way up there.

• 59:20Speaker 05

  Maine is also Reese's. They have no idea what they're doing over there.

• 59:25Speaker 04

  What are you gonna do?

• 59:25Speaker 05

  Uh-

• 59:26Speaker 04

  What about Vermont?

• 59:27Speaker 05

  Vermont, Reese's. So basically, the whole northeast and like, that like, you know, uh, Pennsylvania, Virginia, New Jersey area is all Reese's.

• 59:38Speaker 04

  What about Zona?

• 59:40Speaker 05

  Arizona!

• 59:41Speaker 04

  What she got over there?

• 59:44Speaker 05

  Which one's Arizona?

• 59:46Speaker 03

  Over here.

• 59:46Speaker 04

  It's, it's next to California.

• 59:48Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that. Um, Minnesota, uh, sorry, Arizona and California have the same favorite Halloween candy.

• 59:55Speaker 04

  Is it a good one?

• 59:56Speaker 05

  No.

• 59:57Speaker 04

  It sucks?

• 59:57Speaker 05

  I despise it.

• 59:59Speaker 04

  Whoa, good and plenty.

• 1:00:01Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:02Speaker 04

  Is it something that bad?

• 1:00:03Speaker 05

  Uh, I would say it's that bad because the other version of it, I like quite a bit.

• 1:00:08Speaker 04

  Green apple something?

• 1:00:09Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Does it have nuts?

• 1:00:11Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:12Speaker 04

  It doesn't have nuts?

• 1:00:12Speaker 05

  No nuts.

• 1:00:13Speaker 04

  Is it a chocolate-based?

• 1:00:14Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:15Speaker 04

  It's a sugary-based?

• 1:00:16Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:00:17Speaker 04

  And it is?

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  Oh, they like sucking on things, lollipop?

• 1:00:20Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:21Speaker 04

  Is it dusty?

• 1:00:22Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:00:23Speaker 04

  Is it like a sour kind of vibe?

• 1:00:25Speaker 05

  Uh, I'm sure there could be a sour flavor, but I don't think in the name it's sour.

• 1:00:31Speaker 04

  I'm trying to think of what you don't like.

• 1:00:33Speaker 05

  Think of what I do like, and I've defended, and you're like, "These are not good."

• 1:00:38Speaker 04

  Oh, some old people shit, like a Baby Ruth?

• 1:00:41Speaker 05

  No, so I like Twizzlers. What's the, what's the variant of Twizzlers?

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  Black licorice?

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  No, Red Vines.

• 1:00:49Speaker 04

  Oh, Red Vines.

• 1:00:50Speaker 05

  Dude, Red Vines are ass.

• 1:00:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're not good.

• 1:00:53Speaker 05

  They're so ass, dude.

• 1:00:54Speaker 04

  Twizzlers also, but, yeah.

• 1:00:56Speaker 05

  They're like, as close to ass as you could be.

• 1:00:58Speaker 04

  What about Nevada? Right there next to California?

• 1:01:01Speaker 05

  Nevada is, ooh, this is a good one. I, I kinda don't hate this one. Snickers.

• 1:01:09Speaker 04

  Okay, a little boring for me. A little boring. Going chalk there.

• 1:01:14Speaker 05

  Excuse us. What's the state above New Mexico? Is that Colorado?

• 1:01:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Speaker 05

  Yeah. Uh, this is the only state that has this. It, it doesn't even say what it is, but we can assume, we know what it is. Uh, it says Haribo, which is...

• 1:01:26Speaker 04

  That's bears, baby.

• 1:01:27Speaker 05

  That's bears.

• 1:01:28Speaker 04

  It's gotta be bears.

• 1:01:28Speaker 05

  I mean, they've got some other stuff in there.

• 1:01:29Speaker 04

  That's a good one, though.

• 1:01:30Speaker 05

  They make some other stuff.

• 1:01:31Speaker 03

  Do, do West Virginia and Virginia have different things?

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  No, they're both Reese's.

• 1:01:35Speaker 04

  What about Tennessee?

• 1:01:36Speaker 03

  Blame.

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  Sweet Smiles as well.

• 1:01:39Speaker 04

  Ah, Sweet Smiles is pretty pop.

• 1:01:41Speaker 03

  Louisiana?

• 1:01:42Speaker 05

  Uh, Sweet Smiles.

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Whoa. Yeah, the South is really deadly.

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  I'll give you one more that was like, a surprising, like, a standout. What's the state underneath, uh, I think it's Illinois underneath Minnesota?

• 1:01:54Speaker 03

  What? I- Iowa?

• 1:01:56Speaker 05

  Uh, to the right.

• 1:01:57Speaker 03

  Under Wisconsin, Illinois?

• 1:01:58Speaker 05

  Under Wisconsin, yeah. Illinois, yeah, sorry. Um, they're the, there's two states that have this favorite candy. It's Illinois and Connecticut. We can...

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  Is it, is it dog shit?

• 1:02:10Speaker 05

  Not my personal favorite. It is a very popular one, though.

• 1:02:15Speaker 04

  Oh, M&M's.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  No. Oh, M&M's are great.

• 1:02:18Speaker 04

  Uh, they are.

• 1:02:19Speaker 05

  Yeah, I love M&M's.

• 1:02:20Speaker 04

  Um...

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  Crunch bar.

• 1:02:22Speaker 05

  No, I do love Crunch bars, though.

• 1:02:23Speaker 04

  Oh, is it chalk?

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  No, sugar.

• 1:02:27Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:02:29Speaker 03

  Sour Patch?

• 1:02:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:31Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  You don't love Sour Patch?

• 1:02:33Speaker 05

  I'm not a big Sour Patch guy. Like Sour Patch Kids, I'm not a big, I, I, the, my favorite version of Sour Patch are the watermelons.

• 1:02:40Speaker 04

  The, the Sour Patch Kids, when you eat them, do you bite the heads off?

• 1:02:44Speaker 05

  Yes, I, I absolutely do.

• 1:02:46Speaker 04

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:02:46Speaker 05

  Because that's the only way to do it.

• 1:02:48Speaker 04

  You gotta, you gotta, you gotta bite the head off.

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  The Sour Patch Kids commercials made my brothers, uh, afraid of them.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  I used to be kinda like that with Gushers, because they would like, they had like giant heads, and I'm like, "I shouldn't eat this."

• 1:02:58Speaker 05

  Well, because, yeah, because they'd take one, and then their head would turn into a watermelon.

• 1:03:01Speaker 04

  There's no way in 2026 you could do that on a commercial. They'd be like, "Nope."

• 1:03:05Speaker 03

  The heads are gonna explode.

• 1:03:07Speaker 05

  Oh, yeah, everything, "Show's off now."

• 1:03:09Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:03:10Speaker 05

  Now you can't do any of that stuff.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Ah, you're taking away our freedom to fucking do something, I don't know.

• 1:03:15Speaker 04

  Should we bring in, you're not gonna get any. Should we bring in, you're not gonna get any either. I'll bring in my kids' Halloween candy. I'll steal it from their... I mean, I will have candy about because children go trick or treating in my building.

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I hand out candy.

• 1:03:29Speaker 04

  It's just so depressing, honestly. Yo, going trick or treating in an apartment building sucks.

• 1:03:34Speaker 05

  Yeah, that must be not fun.

• 1:03:35Speaker 04

  You gotta be outside and getting cold.

• 1:03:37Speaker 05

  Bro, apparently Astoria is like, known as like, the place to go trick or treating in New York.

• 1:03:41Speaker 04

  Your block was poppin', always.

• 1:03:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, that shit was crazy, dude.

• 1:03:45Speaker 04

  Like, they actually like...

• 1:03:46Speaker 05

  I, I've heard they shut it down.

• 1:03:48Speaker 04

  Near me, it doesn't really happen much, but like, near where you were, like, it's just more friendlier. Like, that avenue?

• 1:03:53Speaker 05

  Well, like, you can go down that whole, like, series of, you know, that area, and like, it's, like, the houses are so close, that like, you do one block and you've got a full sack.

• 1:04:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, your sack is filled all the way through the...

• 1:04:05Speaker 05

  Just absolutely booming.

• 1:04:07Speaker 04

  And just, just a filled sack. And also, give these kids pillowcases. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:04:14Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:15Speaker 04

  Don't give them, I mean, unless they're a child, maybe you get the little pumpkin thing, but if you're getting up there in age, which, what's, what's the cutoff for trick or treating, by the way? What do you think?

• 1:04:24Speaker 05

  Thirteen?

• 1:04:25Speaker 04

  Whoa, eighth grade?

• 1:04:27Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:04:28Speaker 04

  Did we do it in eighth grade?

• 1:04:29Speaker 05

  It's like your last hurrah, like, sixth and seventh grade.

• 1:04:31Speaker 04

  Eighth grade's more like, "I'm gonna fucking..."

• 1:04:33Speaker 05

  "I'm gonna do shaving cream fights."

• 1:04:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:04:35Speaker 05

  "And eggs."

• 1:04:36Speaker 04

  Twelve is like, you're getting there. Like, if you're twelve, bro, get to sleep.

• 1:04:40Speaker 05

  I think, I think your last year is twelve. You could stretch it out to thirteen if you really wanted.

• 1:04:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, thirteen, fourteen, no, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen are all like, well, no, not seventeen.

• 1:04:50Speaker 05

  If you could work legally, you shouldn't be trick or treating.

• 1:04:53Speaker 04

  I was gonna say fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, Halloween is more like mischief, and then seventeen, it's like, "Go, let's go share a beer."

• 1:04:59Speaker 05

  Can you work legally at fourteen? I know, like, we were able...

• 1:05:02Speaker 04

  I think sixteen, I mean, I have no idea, but...

• 1:05:06Speaker 04

  I worked at fourteen.

• 1:05:06Speaker 03

  You want me to look up when you could work legally?

• 1:05:08Speaker 05

  "Oh, now child labor, you taking that from us too, huh?"

• 1:05:12Speaker 04

  I think it's sixteen?

• 1:05:15Speaker 04

  But I feel like people had jobs in high school.

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  I think it depends on the state. Uh, fourteen...

• 1:05:18Speaker 04

  Oh, fourteen.

• 1:05:19Speaker 03

  For most non-agricultural jobs.

• 1:05:22Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:05:23Speaker 03

  Can't be heavy machinery, I suppose.

• 1:05:25Speaker 04

  Can't have a fourteen-year-old out there driving a, I don't know, I can't even name the machine that would, the, but the crops, I have no idea.

• 1:05:32Speaker 05

  Backhoe.

• 1:05:34Speaker 04

  Made that up?

• 1:05:35Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:05:35Speaker 04

  Correct.

• 1:05:36Speaker 05

  No, I think that is something.

• 1:05:37Speaker 04

  Well, well, there you have it, folks. That is our episode for today. Uh, I hope you enjoyed that. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:05:44Speaker 05

  The Frank Alvarez. Go check out patreon.com/thethebasementyard. The Basement Yard all over socials. Go check it all out, it's all out there.

• 1:05:51Speaker 04

  And?

• 1:05:52Speaker 03

  Aunt Prisco on Instagram.

• 1:05:54Speaker 04

  And you guys go follow me at Joe Sanagall. Go follow the show, at The Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram, and that is all. See you guys next time.