#576 - What's Your Favorite Scary Movie?

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  From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

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  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

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  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

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  That family wasn't real.

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  You sure about that?

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  I had a father called Vision.

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  How is this possible?

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  Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like mortal jeopardy. Now streaming only on Disney+.

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  Welcome back to the ba-

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  Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank's got a sick jacket on. Look at that.

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  Daddy, daddy's got it. This is what happens when you start to make some money and you see something cool.

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  You bought that?

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  Yeah.

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  I didn't know if you like, it was like a PR package or something.

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  Oh, no. If I start getting PR packages like this,

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  I'll be very excited about it.

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  How much was the jacket?

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  Doesn't that matter?

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  If to me? You know.

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  I know.

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  What is it? Uh, just tell me if I'm higher than, lower than 200.

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  Lower.

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  Oh.

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  So it's not bad. That's why I bought it. I was like, damn, that's cheap. Why are you looking it up like that? That's so quick. That's so quick.

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  Oh yeah, there it is. How much is she?

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  150.

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  Yeah. It's nice.

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  Yeah. I, I mean, and it's pretty, honestly, good. When I saw it, I was like, it's 150. Can't be good material. Pretty good material, pretty sturdy. The embroidering is actually real. It's not like screened.

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  Right.

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  You know, I'm not, they're making no money off me doing this, I guess.

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  And your favorite color?

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  It is my favorite color and it's my favorite iteration of Spider-Man.

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  Which one?

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  The 90's show.

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  Oh, Sinister Six?

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  Uh, they were in the show.

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  I'm saying it looks like that's who it is.

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  I mean, there's only three of them on each. It's, it's, it's the, the big three.

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  What's on the back?

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  Spider-Man?

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  Oh.

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  Yeah. You didn't watch that show?

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  I did.

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  That show was so good.

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  I liked the video game too.

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  Fox 5 in the morning, dude.

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  Imagine you could just fucking-

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  Dude, I would fucking go off. Did you ever like recently look up like 1990, let's say 1997, the, the like Saturday morning Fox 5 lineup? It was just fucking banger after banger after banger after banger.

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  I love how you ran, you asked me if I randomly have looked up that, that lately.

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  Uh, Fox Kids, Fox Kids, Fox Kids. Dude, just like an absolute abundance of heat. Like now, kids, what do they watch now? Don't, like, alright, so let's look-

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  I've never heard of any of that. Yeah, those kinda suck.

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  Yeah, I don't know what the fuck that is. Maybe look up 98 or 96? There was one year, maybe I'm off on the year, but there was one year it was just like, oh shit, I can't see.

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  You're starting to get there, Power-

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  Now we're talking.

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  Power Rangers or Spider-Man?

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  Let's look at this. 8 AM, Bobby's World.

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  Fuck is that?

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  You don't remember Bobby's World, the little kid riding the tricycle?

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  No.

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  That was, believe it or, that, that show holds a special place in my heart because I watched it as a kid and that's like the first thing Becca and I ever talked about.

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  Bobby's World?

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  Yeah.

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  That was the first conversation?

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  Roughly, yeah. She had like posted like a clip from it. And, uh, like, she was like, what, what show is this from? And I responded, Bobby's World. And then look at us now.

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  Wow, so it's Bobby's World.

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  It's due to Bobby.

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  There you go.

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  Bobby gets all the credit. Uh, 8:30, Casper and/or Power Rangers. Uh, so if it's 1996, it's probably Power Rangers Zio?

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  I never, you know, I never watched it.

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  Crazy.

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  I never watched Power Rangers growing up.

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  Crazy dude.

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  I wasn't born yet.

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  That's outrageous.

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  That's crazy. Wasn't born yet.

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  When were you born? 97?

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  97.

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  So this, your parents might've saw this in the morning and said like, we need to get going.

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  Yeah, it's possible.

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  Mr. Sexy Legs, you saw that Power Rangers Zio was on? You know, let's go, let's go and get to it.

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  I'm sure they saw Seabear and Jamal and really, really went off.

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  Yeah, that one I don't know, but then Power Rangers or Spider-Man, that was the Spider-Man I'm referencing. So good, dude.

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  I don't remember this at all.

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  You remember that? Spider-Man.

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  Spider-Man.

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  When you're whacking Spider-Man. It was fucking cool, dude. Shit was so fucking cool.

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  I wish I could be like a, or I wish that superheroes were real. Like I wish there were other people-

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  No, mad no, mad no.

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  I mean, you're jaded by the, by the, by like the evil.

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  Well, because it, but yeah, so like, I mean, the natural dichotomy of life, if there are heroes, there shall be villains.

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  Eh.

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  I mean, we've seen enough context to be like, it's good, it's not. Eh, you know what I mean? Because like-

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  I wish that people could fly. I wish I had a boy who was just like, yo, I could just fly out of your crib.

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  Uh, so why don't you just say, I wish I could fly? Why do you, why does the whole world need to have heroes?

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  I don't need necessarily, I mean, I do wish that, but like-

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  Just say that.

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  Okay.

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  You know, the whole world doesn't need to be a superhero. Just like, do you trust yourself?

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  I'm not saying the whole world. I'm saying I wish there were some people that could do shit like that.

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  Yeah, but if there are some, that means there will be more and then that's scary.

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  What, why?

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  Because then that means the Joker's running around and he just does like crazy shit.

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  No, not necessarily.

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  You know, you'll wake up one morning and you'll just be like, oh, it's a peaceful day. Nope, the Joker's, Joker's released a toxin in the water that's gonna make everyone turn into a fucking Joker.

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  First of all, the Joker isn't even a superhero. He has no power. He's just a guy.

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  I mean, but his superpower is his villainy.

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  That's all criminals.

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  No, not necessarily. He's like up there. He like gets after-

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  Because he lives in a fake world where he could, he's able to pull off all these schemes and not get caught.

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  Or maybe he lives in a very real world.

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  Well, I have a question. Would you consider Batman a superhero?

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  Got him, got him. So fucking good, god damn it.

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  Would you consider Iron Man a superhero?

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  First of all, yeah. What do you mean?

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  What's the difference?

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  No, I actually think that I would consider Batman a superhero.

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  Okay, so, but I, he's using the logic-

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  Cause he can create these things where you're like flying and whatever.

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  He's using the logic against you. We're like, Batman can create these things and become Batman. Joker can create chaos and become the Joker. They both don't, none of those people he mentioned have a traditional superpower.

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  But if, if you are, if you can create a suit that will, you're allowed to fly into outer space, that is a superhero to me. And you can blow shit up with your hand.

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  I mean, but, I mean Joker is considered like the supervillain of the DC Universe. So like-

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  I know, but he's, at the end of the day, he's just a dude. He doesn't have anything spectacular.

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  Same, same with, same with, uh, uh, Batman and, uh-

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  No, because they have something, they have something that makes them like exceptional.

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  Joker does too. It's his exceptional bad guy-ness.

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  But my point is like, that's not realistic because he would just get caught.

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  Yeah, and then he could figure out a way to get himself out. He can make everyone fall in love with him. He's very charismatic. I mean, look what he did to Harleen Quinzel.

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  I don't know.

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  I mean, that same logic. I hear what you're saying. I think-

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  Iron Man can't exist, but Joker could exist today.

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  Uh-

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  Maybe Iron Man could exist.

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  I was gonna say, I think Iron Man, we're, we're, we're getting there.

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  Probably, yeah.

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  There's a couple of Jokers on TikTok already, honestly.

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  What's that mean?

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  Yeah, what does that mean?

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  Just a few guys that dress up as the Joker and running around.

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  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  So stupid.

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  Yeah, but they're not, you know.

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  They're not.

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  Not evil, not saying they could be.

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  And let's not motivate them. Let's not, let's not give them any like attention.

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  What I'm surprised about is we don't have just more masked vigilantes running around beating up people. I'm surprised we don't have more of that.

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  Well, vigilante is a legitimate crime.

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  Right. You just wish they were like, don't you wish criminals were, had a nickname?

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  Uh, a lot of them have. Son of Sam.

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  But that's like not even like a thing anymore.

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  I mean, thank God.

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  I, I know. I'm not saying I'm not-

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  I mean, I think that they're like modern, like, uh, serial killers do have nicknames.

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  Do they?

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  Yeah, like, I mean, I, I don't think there is-

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  But do they call themselves that? Or is they like, they gave my name?

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  Embarrassing, you know what I mean? Like you don't, like if you, you can't lead with your nickname.

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  But you know what I mean? If there was some guy like on the news getting arrested, he's like, you can't do this, I'm the juggler. You know what I'm saying?

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  Yeah, that would be, everyone would look at that and be like, that's cringe.

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  I know, but like-

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  That's super cringe.

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  But it would make it more fun for, I mean, don't do crime.

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  We do need more like videos of when criminals are arrested and like a camera in their face and they're just like, I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling authorities.

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  Yeah.

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  You know, like that, that seems fun to me.

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  You ever see the dude who's getting arrested and he's like, don't touch my penis?

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  Oh, I thought you were talking about like, oh, because I had a meal? A succulent meal?

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  Same guy.

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  Is it him?

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  Same video. And he's like, don't touch my penis.

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  Yeah, I, I've seen that one then. I don't, I don't remember the penis part of it at all.

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  He says he grabbed his penis.

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  Oh, well, I mean, I would-

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  Iconic video.

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  That's, that's a good, there's like, uh, did you ever see like the, like the, what's it called? Um, when, not Harvey Lee Oswald. Who was the guy that took, uh, allegedly took down JFK?

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  That was him.

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  That was Harvey Lee Oswald?

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  Lee Harvey.

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  Lee Harvey Oswald, that's right, that's right. John, I was confusing him with John Wilkes Booth.

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  That's Abe.

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  That is Abe. But did you ever see the video of him getting got?

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  Yeah.

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  That's crazy, dude.

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  Yeah, yeah.

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  That shit is crazy. The guy just turns around and pop, pop.

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  Yeah.

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  You know?

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  There was a story that I saw, I'm gonna start off with, with this, I guess, murder. Um, but there was a story about a guy who was getting like extradited from somewhere and like flew on a plane. And I believe what happened is he like essayed some kid. And then when he was walking through the airport, the kid's father was like on the phone and just turned around and shot him in the head.

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah, heavy, heavy.

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  I don't know if I said that into the microphone, but I'm just saying.

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  Yeah, uh, where do we go from there?

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  We can't go anywhere from there.

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  Where do we go from there? I'm feeling it.

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  Just Spider-Man to that, I mean-

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  Turn all the lights down low. I'm feeling it. Remember that song?

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  Blink 182, of course.

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  Was that Blink 182?

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  Yeah.

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  Dig your death in line, my name for the summer.

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  Blink 182 times.

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  Count.

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  Alright. If you think that's what we're gonna go with on this, I just, we can't.

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  I was kidding. I remember, I did, that was one of the first lines that Francisco put in one of his original poems. Do you remember that?

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  How could I forget?

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  You forgot.

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  No, I know.

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  Oh, okay. Yeah, it was like blink 182 times.

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  Yeah.

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  Cra- isn't that weird that how much that video has stuck around?

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  Bro, when that video, when we put it out, it like did fine, but it didn't like go crazy.

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  It went, it is, it is lasting.

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  It just aged.

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  It has lasted the test of time.

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  People like it.

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  It's like to this day, people still like, when are we getting Slam Poetry 5?

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  I know.

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  It's crazy.

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  I don't know how that happened. Because like I said, we put it out and maybe it got like 200,000 views, which was good. And then now it's probably gotten higher, but like- It's not like it has millions of views, but it really hits with people.

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  Do the second and subsequent one, the third one, end up doing better?

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  I haven't even, I mean, that's been so long, I don't know.

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  I, I wonder, you know, the people, there's a yearning for art.

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  There's a yearning for slam.

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  You're really teeing this up.

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  No, I'm not teeing up anything. There's nothing being teed.

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  I know, but it sounds like.

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  There's nothing being teed. You, I remember when I, your poems, I was like, damn, those are like legitimately good, like mini songs.

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  I, the first one, I wrote a poem about like.

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  Manatees.

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  No, no, or, yeah, it was about love or something. My love's like the ocean, there's deep, it's deep and there's manatees. I don't know, but that was mad fun to film.

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  That was, that was, I remember the original idea we had was like, let's try to go to a slam poetry night and see if we can like, go up there and pull off saying one and like, see if people will be like, oh, okay. But it, it just turned into.

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  One point seven, one point two, then one point six.

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  Oh, wow.

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  Oh, wow, that's way more than I thought. I haven't looked in a while.

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  Wow, I'm, I'm.

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  Never mind.

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  You were there for the third one.

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  I was.

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  It was the early days of Ant.

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  Yeah, twenty twenty-two.

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  Wow.

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  I was a year in. I've been here for a while.

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  Yeah, you gotta go.

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  Yeah. I'll make my way out.

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  All right, take it easy.

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  Yeah, see you later.

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  All right, bud, you gotta go. You're not tenured.

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  Uh, I hear you're, uh, you're going on a road trip?

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  Taking a little road trip soon, um, you know, a little spooky Halloween road trip.

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  Oh, it's a themed one? Are you going to like haunted spooky stuff?

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  I am actually.

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  Wait, really?

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  Yeah, I'm not psyched about it.

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  Oh, I, I think, did you?

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  Did I tell you?

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  I think you might have told us.

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  I, we're go, me and Nicole are going to Salem, but she's really into ghosts and shit, so she wants to do like a ghost tour.

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  She believes in all that stuff?

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  You know, I think it's funny, I asked her the other day if she did, and she was like, I don't know. And she just finds it interesting, I guess.

• 12:54Speaker 04

  Finds it interesting, but doesn't have like, she's not on one side of the fence?

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  Yeah, and it's like, oh, on the off chance that this is a thing, I'm gonna bump into a book, it's gonna open, and then it's gonna be attached to me now.

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  Oh.

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  You know what I mean?

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  I would love to like, be like linked, psychically linked to a book.

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  What?

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  Like, I'm thinking of Hocus Pocus, how it's just, you know, like, there's like, the book is like, the spellbook, and they can, she can like, feel it and stuff.

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  Yeah, I just, I, I get scared.

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  You're not into it?

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  Not really. I mean, I'm gonna, we're gonna find out. I mean, obviously, that's, you know, it's Salem, so like, the witch trials and all that type of shit.

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  The actual dark part of it all.

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Yeah, the, the actual.

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  There's a memorial there, like.

• 13:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, which there should be more of.

• 13:38Speaker 05

  This feels like a place easily haunted. I don't, you're gonna bring something back?

• 13:41Speaker 04

  Yo, I'll be honest with you, I wouldn't be surprised if there's a little bit of a haunt going on here.

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  Why? Why, oh, what's going on?

• 13:48Speaker 04

  We lose power.

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  That was one time.

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  The water is randomly green.

• 13:52Speaker 03

  That is actually strange, now that you bring it up.

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  You know, um, there's random popping and creaking in a, I don't know how old this building is.

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  It's a new building.

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  Any place with a mannequin kinda has a chance.

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  We can get rid of the mannequin.

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  I don't think I've been here in like, the night night.

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  Oh, it is pitch black.

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  Really?

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  Pitch, can't see nothing.

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  Really?

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  I called the elevator first, cause I'm scared.

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  Yeah, it's pitch black.

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  That bad?

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  It's pitch black. Cause you, you think about it like, we have this all blacked out, obviously.

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  That I know, but like, that over there, is there no light that comes in through there?

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  No, because it, it doesn't face the street.

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  Light travels.

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  It does, but it's, it's dark.

• 14:33Speaker 04

  What if there's a full moon? I imagine it comes through those windows, pretty cool, and you're under it like a werewolf. You're just like, turning like.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  That'd be fire. I actually had like, when I was younger, I wanted to turn into something. Like, I, I would stand outside during a full moon and be like, yo, I, I wish, like, my hair would grow. Like, I'd be staring at my arm.

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  You would like, look at your arm just to like, see if you can like, trigger it or something?

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  Yeah, I'm like, does it?

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  Would you rather turn into, would you rather be, what of these classic movie monsters would you rather be? A werewolf?

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  Yeah.

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  A mummy, or Frankenstein's monster? Or, or a vampire?

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  Vampire's cheating. Get that out of there.

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  How is that cheating?

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  Cause the answer is so unbelievably vampire.

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  I mean, werewolf is pretty close, brother.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  First of all, werewolf is my answer. What do you mean vampire?

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  And also, werewolf, you live half of your day as a regular person.

• 15:19Speaker 03

  Right.

• 15:20Speaker 05

  Why would you wanna be a werewolf?

• 15:21Speaker 03

  Why would you wanna be a fucking dramatic vampire?

• 15:24Speaker 04

  You know how good it probably feels to run? You know how good it probably feels to run on all four, in a, in like, a, a, a forest, or a wooded area of some sort?

• 15:33Speaker 03

  Just fucking booking it.

• 15:34Speaker 04

  Oh, that probably feels really good.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:36Speaker 05

  You're an animal that you can't control what you're doing, you're going outside. You, most werewolves, you can't control what you're doing.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  You can't even go outside, vampire.

• 15:44Speaker 05

  It's cloudy outside, it's overcast, I could go.

• 15:45Speaker 04

  No, no, no, too much UV during the day, not, none of that cloudy shit. I know they, I know, we're not going Twilight rules, okay?

• 15:52Speaker 05

  No, they could just go outside, that's crazy. Me, an umbrella?

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Umbrella, you're not familiar. Also, they're just like, the hairline.

• 16:01Speaker 04

  Forget about the hairline of it all, the having to feed on human blood of it all.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  That's disgusting.

• 16:06Speaker 04

  And I'm not like, super, like, skeevved out by blood. I think you're more than I am, but like.

• 16:12Speaker 03

  Drinking the blood is insane.

• 16:13Speaker 04

  Like, and not just drinking it, like, that is the only sustenance that you can obtain. So like, you're not drinking it like, a cup, an hour, like you do with a cup of water. It's like, you need to have a good amount to feel satiated.

• 16:26Speaker 03

  Also, you'll probably be out with me in the woods, killing animals for blood. So you might as well be a werewolf. There's blood bags, blood banks, I don't gotta chew on people.

• 16:35Speaker 04

  You're just gonna establish that you're somehow gonna get your way into a blood bank, instead of, you know, where it's supposed to go, which is to, people needing transfusions?

• 16:44Speaker 05

  He's gotta live.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, what do you, I gotta live too. Or maybe I'll just go feed on, on people now and then, but like, I won't, I won't.

• 16:49Speaker 05

  Wait, what is the, what is the rationale for, for saying that vampires like, head and shoulders better than all the rest of them?

• 16:54Speaker 03

  It's just cooler. And I have, I got a castle.

• 16:57Speaker 04

  I mean, but see, that part of it, no one said that that part of it, no, I never said that like, you're gonna get all of this traditional stuff that comes along with a vampire.

• 17:05Speaker 03

  Why are vampires like, loaded? Like, why do they have just like?

• 17:08Speaker 04

  The idea is like, they've been around for so long, so they've been around five hundred years, and they've just built generational wealth.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  The S and P is just always.

• 17:16Speaker 04

  They invested, they invested in the very first stock, ever fucking created.

• 17:21Speaker 05

  In two hundred years, I'll be fine. You guys are gonna be like, first of all, you age faster dog years, that's probably a thing.

• 17:26Speaker 04

  Uh, I, I have not seen that, I have not seen that as a thing. I mean, no, you don't, also, like.

• 17:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 04

  You, you, it seems like the normal life expect, the life expectancy for a werewolf is pretty standard with like, our life expectancy.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  Uh, I, one thing that I will say is, you just like, you, you probably have to buy a bunch of clothes, cause you're gonna like, rip out of them. That sucks.

• 17:47Speaker 05

  You're gonna smell like dog.

• 17:49Speaker 04

  I mean, if anything.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Bro, just when I'm a dog.

• 17:50Speaker 04

  If anything.

• 17:51Speaker 05

  No, it sticks.

• 17:52Speaker 04

  If anything, you, like, you won't, you're not becoming the Hulk, you're just becoming a werewolf style, version of yourself. So like, you could look up, look up like, Benicio del Toro werewolf. Look up that, from the movie, like, he just had the same size.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  I mean, if you added a bunch of dog hair to me, basically, like, it's gonna stretch out my shirt.

• 18:15Speaker 04

  But it's not gonna like, it just.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Dude, look at the size of his fucking head.

• 18:20Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, the rest of his body is normal size, look at it.

• 18:22Speaker 03

  Look at the clothes, they're all ripped, Frank.

• 18:24Speaker 04

  Are they ripped?

• 18:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're ripped.

• 18:25Speaker 05

  Definitely stretched.

• 18:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, but that's cool. I mean, it would be, I, I, I imagine it would be really, really, I'm just thinking of the whole like, frolicking through an open field underneath a full moon. And also, it's gotta be a full moon. Which happens, what, for three days every month? So like, you live a fairly normal lifestyle.

• 18:46Speaker 03

  But I could also, like, if someone really fucks with me, I could beat the shit out of them.

• 18:50Speaker 04

  I think we're in a full moon right now.

• 18:52Speaker 03

  So I could be a werewolf. I'd rather be that, though.

• 18:54Speaker 04

  I just use.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  What's the worst one?

• 18:55Speaker 04

  For the one time in my human existence, probably ever again, I've actually used the moon phase on my watch.

• 19:01Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 19:01Speaker 04

  To figure out if it's a full moon.

• 19:03Speaker 03

  What, uh, what's the worst one? I mean, this is easy.

• 19:07Speaker 04

  I would say, the mummy.

• 19:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, trash.

• 19:10Speaker 04

  Trash. Bro, you're sandy and dusty all the time, and like, what's underneath those, like, you have to keep those rags on you.

• 19:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, and it's like, you can't even see. Which mummy am I?

• 19:19Speaker 04

  Uh, you're not like, emotep.

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Damn it.

• 19:21Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  That would be.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  Who's emotep?

• 19:23Speaker 04

  From the mummy. Remember this guy?

• 19:27Speaker 04

  You know that guy?

• 19:30Speaker 04

  Emotep.

• 19:32Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, but also whack. No, no.

• 19:35Speaker 04

  No, no, no, no, he's got some cool shit going on. He like, regenerates and shit.

• 19:38Speaker 05

  He could turn into, back to normal if he eats all the people.

• 19:40Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I'm talking like, the traditional, like, I'm wrapped up and fucking.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  Up and you're like, you gotta limp.

• 19:46Speaker 04

  Bandages and shit like that.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, you can't really walk too fast. Yeah, like, this is, this is.

• 19:51Speaker 04

  Well, like, how they walk, in that movie, remember that Disney movie, Under Wraps?

• 19:55Speaker 03

  No.

• 19:56Speaker 04

  This is what I imagine. Or the guy from Beetleborgs.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're something like this, which is whack.

• 20:03Speaker 04

  Trash. You're also just decomposing, and you're trying to like, cover yourself up, cause you look like shit, and you probably smell like fucking shit, too.

• 20:10Speaker 03

  Honestly, being Frankenstein is probably ass, too.

• 20:12Speaker 04

  No, I imagine that's cool. You're only afraid of fire. Guess what? I'm already afraid of it.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you also have like, bolts in the side of your head. You walk heel to toe, that's annoying as hell.

• 20:22Speaker 04

  I mean, no one said, no one said that you had to keep the gait of Frankenstein's monster.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  No, you have to keep the gait.

• 20:27Speaker 04

  You could figure out like, the whole like, oh no, my arm fell off, I'll just pop a new one back on and shit like that.

• 20:32Speaker 03

  Is he regenerative in that way?

• 20:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, you can just sew it back on, right? Like, there's, like, you can just...

• 20:37Speaker 03

  No, he's, he's a mess, he's a mess.

• 20:38Speaker 04

  This guy's strong as a motherfucker, I'll tell you that.

• 20:40Speaker 03

  He's like a human quilt, he's just like held together by like, just, it's insane.

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• 20:57Speaker 01

  That family wasn't real. You sure about that?

• 20:59Speaker 06

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• 21:01Speaker 01

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• 21:15Speaker 03

  He's also like, dead.

• 21:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, he, but he's alive.

• 21:20Speaker 03

  He's strong and he's big and he's got a suit on.

• 21:22Speaker 04

  Strong as shit. I will say, like, the whole, like, having to, I, like, figure out my own, that's Jacob Elordi.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  Can I say something? The Jacob Elordi Frankenstein is ass.

• 21:33Speaker 04

  Oh, I, I didn't finish it.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  No, no, not the movie.

• 21:36Speaker 04

  Like, the design?

• 21:37Speaker 03

  The design is so wack.

• 21:38Speaker 04

  I don't hate it.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  I hate it.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  I don't, I, I, I'm not like, one of those people.

• 21:43Speaker 03

  I just don't think it's like, very interesting or cool.

• 21:46Speaker 04

  You know, it's a good Frankenstein? Do you remember the Van Helsing movie Frankenstein?

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Yeah!

• 21:51Speaker 04

  That's a good Frankenstein.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  Speaking of Van Helsing, when I was younger, I would have done insane shit to have a crossbow.

• 21:59Speaker 04

  Oh!

• 21:59Speaker 03

  So, so, so, so, oh my god, I want one.

• 22:01Speaker 04

  I mean, that one also just didn't make sense, because like, it was like a machine gun crossbow, like, I kinda...

• 22:07Speaker 03

  He had some fire shit.

• 22:07Speaker 04

  I liked, I liked the, like, you know, legit crossbow.

• 22:10Speaker 03

  Van Helsing was sick, and he also had a cool hat.

• 22:12Speaker 04

  He also yelled like this, "Hooooo!"

• 22:15Speaker 03

  I...

• 22:16Speaker 04

  You remember that?

• 22:17Speaker 03

  Also, when dudes...

• 22:18Speaker 04

  It's a cool Frankenstein. Look up the best Frankenstein designs.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  The, the, when dudes could wear trench coats and make them look cool and they had weapons in their coats, I was like, fuck.

• 22:28Speaker 04

  Oh, like a duster?

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, like...

• 22:30Speaker 04

  Like a leather duster?

• 22:31Speaker 03

  I assume that anyone who has a jacket on like that has like a shotgun underneath it.

• 22:35Speaker 04

  Yeah, or watches. Like, you remember those ones where they like, open it up and be like, you wanna buy a counterfeit watch?

• 22:40Speaker 03

  I mean, that's if they have like the, also, if it's, if it's like beige, this is a flasher, he's naked under that.

• 22:45Speaker 04

  Yes, correct. Uh, do we have any other Frankenstein designs?

• 22:50Speaker 03

  Not really. It's fine. We know what they look like.

• 22:53Speaker 04

  The old one was the cool. The Basil, Basil Carlo, is that who that is?

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Classic.

• 22:57Speaker 04

  Carlo?

• 22:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's a good Frankenstein.

• 22:59Speaker 04

  Boris Karloff, excuse me.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 23:01Speaker 04

  Basil Carlo. I think that's Clayface.

• 23:05Speaker 03

  Whatever.

• 23:05Speaker 04

  Speaking of, that movie looks good. Oh, that's it, we'll talk about that another time. Um, Frankenstein, you're talking shit about it, honestly, I wouldn't hate Frankenstein as much. This would be fucking awesome.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  The Van Helsing werewolf is sick.

• 23:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, dude, that's what I'm trying to be. That shit scared the fuck out of me. Also, that was like, from what I remember, a decent video game.

• 23:22Speaker 03

  I never played it.

• 23:23Speaker 04

  It was like the movie tie-in game for Playstation 2?

• 23:25Speaker 03

  I played it.

• 23:25Speaker 04

  Um, what's, oh, oh, the other one is The Invisible Man.

• 23:32Speaker 03

  That'd be cool.

• 23:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, then I got, then I have to like, put on like, a face wrap or a mask or something, oh.

• 23:40Speaker 03

  Why do you need to know where you are?

• 23:42Speaker 04

  Well, I need to know where I be, but I'm saying like, other people.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  You don't, but that's the whole point of being the Invisible Man, you don't want people to know.

• 23:48Speaker 04

  I'd like other people to see me, for who I really am.

• 23:51Speaker 03

  Does The Invisible Man have the option to turn it on and off?

• 23:54Speaker 04

  No.

• 23:54Speaker 03

  Ah, that sucks.

• 23:55Speaker 04

  The Invisible Man has become invisible. You don't remember the movie Hollow Man, starring Kevin Bacon?

• 24:02Speaker 03

  What's the one with, uh, what's her name?

• 24:06Speaker 04

  Oh, The Invisible Man.

• 24:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  With Elizabeth Moss.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  Elizabeth Moss.

• 24:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, that movie was good, brother.

• 24:11Speaker 03

  Let's get something out of the way. She's getting killed by this guy.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 24:16Speaker 03

  There's no way that she's throwing that paint and knows where he is, this is crazy.

• 24:19Speaker 04

  Well, I mean, first of all, that movie is kind of a, it's like a, a commentary on like, you know, like, the whole like, gaslighting, you know, thing and how he's like, doing that, cause he's like, fucking with her, basically.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:32Speaker 04

  What other movie monsters are there?

• 24:34Speaker 03

  Swamp Thing?

• 24:36Speaker 04

  It's not Swamp Thing, it's the creature of the Black Lagoon. I, you know, uh, no, fuck that, actually. Being under the water all that time?

• 24:44Speaker 03

  In a swamp?

• 24:48Speaker 03

  You were considering this?

• 24:50Speaker 04

  I was, just because you would swim really fast, but then I'm like, yo, you, like, you're living down there with all this shit.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  No, I'm good.

• 24:56Speaker 04

  Nah, I'm super good, dude.

• 24:58Speaker 03

  Is there any, like, uh, what were you like, really afraid of when you were younger? Like, what, like a monster or something? Like, when you went to sleep, what did you think was gonna get you?

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Um, a few things. So I remember, we had a bunk bed and I used to crawl, like, climb very fast up the ladder of the bunk bed, cause I was afraid that Ghostface was gonna grab my foot.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Ghostface Killah from the Wu-Tang Clan?

• 25:19Speaker 04

  Uh, no, I would be honored if Ghostface Killah came into my, my room and grabbed my foot. No, Ghostface from Scream.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 25:25Speaker 04

  Um, and then there were two monsters, uh, from, uh, Are You Afraid of the Dark? One was the episode I've told you about famously, the, the ghastly grinner.

• 25:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 25:36Speaker 04

  And the other one was, it was like, like, honestly, it was kinda like a swamp thing-like monster, it was in like, a school pool. It was an ugly motherfucker.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  I was really afraid of like, skeletons. Like, I thought that skeletons were like, there's like, bones, like, I know that bones are real.

• 25:51Speaker 04

  Bo- bones are dead-ass real.

• 25:53Speaker 03

  So I'm like, yo, if they came to life and fucking, like, they're just like, I just don't like a skeleton face.

• 25:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, this guy, the tail of the dead man's float, this shit fucked me up. As a kid?

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, that's, that's horrific. Yeah, I don't like that at all.

• 26:07Speaker 04

  And then the ghastly grinner is the other one.

• 26:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, the ghastly grinner is a scary one, too.

• 26:12Speaker 04

  That was, I mean, but like, and then, when I was like, bro, now that I think about it, we were early watching, oh my god, yo, that is terrifying.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, it's not great either.

• 26:22Speaker 04

  We were like, young, watching horror movies. I remember at the lake house watching them and like, being like, eight or nine, and Espo would always like, in the middle of the night, walk back to his cabin and like, cause he was like, I couldn't, I couldn't fuck with this shit.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  He doesn't like that.

• 26:37Speaker 04

  He doesn't. We were, we were watching like, uh, Jason Voorhees, you know, I was gonna say Freddie Mercury, that's scary to some people.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  Freddie Mercury.

• 26:47Speaker 04

  Battle!

• 26:49Speaker 03

  The, uh, the thing that would get me too, and Keith, I know Keith is like terrified of this, but like, religious stuff, so like, the exorcism shit, like...

• 26:56Speaker 04

  Exorcist was a big one.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  That, I was like, oh, this is real. Like, I like, really thought...

• 27:01Speaker 04

  Oh, you believe in that stuff?

• 27:03Speaker 03

  Well, not now, but like, I believed. I guess, I don't even know, cause they do them, like, they do exorcisms.

• 27:08Speaker 04

  I know. I, I, I, I've never seen, I would have to be in the room for a real one. You know what I mean, to like...

• 27:15Speaker 03

  Even them, though, I'd be like, come on.

• 27:17Speaker 04

  But it was even like, when Oz was here. I was just like, I didn't believe it, and then I saw it and I was like, fucking, whoa, dude.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  But like, if I saw an exorcism going on and like, they're like, tied down, like, no, the gods, the gods, like, the devil's in me.

• 27:28Speaker 04

  I would need to, I'm not believing in exorcism unless, unless there is a visible, like, pitch change in a voice.

• 27:34Speaker 03

  And a throwing up of, of, of like, a violent throwing up?

• 27:37Speaker 04

  Like, if, if they're like, talking like this, "And then the next time, they're..." Like, I would need to like, see that voice come out of something that like...

• 27:44Speaker 03

  Wouldn't your life just be completely altered after that?

• 27:46Speaker 04

  Yes. Yes, it would.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  I'd be so scared.

• 27:50Speaker 04

  I've thought about, I've thought about that, like...

• 27:52Speaker 03

  If exorcism was real?

• 27:53Speaker 04

  If like, something were to happen that were to make me find God tomorrow and become like, a hyper, like, born again, Christian, or, you know, whatever, this show would be violently different.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 28:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 28:07Speaker 03

  I would have to see some kind of floating...

• 28:11Speaker 04

  What?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Some kind of floating, I would have to see...

• 28:13Speaker 04

  What do you mean? What does that mean?

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Like, you know, you said...

• 28:15Speaker 04

  Oh, the exorcism?

• 28:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, the changing of tongues. Oh, so like, if they're above the bed?

• 28:19Speaker 04

  I would need some kind of floating, cause like, I could make a voice. You know what movie scared me too, as a kid? You, you guys remember, you definitely don't. You remember the movie Stigmata?

• 28:28Speaker 03

  It sounds familiar.

• 28:29Speaker 04

  It was like, uh, do you remember it?

• 28:32Speaker 03

  Uh, the one with the hands?

• 28:35Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't remember that part of it.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Oh, that's the religious.

• 28:37Speaker 04

  Uh, no, no.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  What Jesus's hands were like, some of the stigmata, I think it was called?

• 28:42Speaker 04

  I think, I think it was a religiously charged horror movie. But like, it was a movie from, what is it? Yeah, like, there was someone's eyes in this movie that fucked me up. It scared the shit out of me.

• 28:54Speaker 03

  This is very religious, I mean, she's wearing the crown.

• 28:56Speaker 04

  Is it that third picture there, where her, she's like, pale white? Yeah, dude. Shit like that, whoa, no.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  I just thought that was Avril Lavigne.

• 29:05Speaker 04

  Is that, I was gonna say, is that, uh, uh, uh, what's her name, Arquette? Patricia Arquette?

• 29:10Speaker 03

  It's a lot of red, I don't know if we could show this?

• 29:13Speaker 04

  A lot of red.

• 29:14Speaker 03

  A lot of red.

• 29:15Speaker 04

  Um...

• 29:15Speaker 03

  The stigmata, though, is like, I believe it's when Jesus got like, nailed to the cross, like, his hands, were they called it that?

• 29:21Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying, that's why it's... Why would they call it that?

• 29:23Speaker 03

  Uh, I, I don't know.

• 29:24Speaker 04

  Why wouldn't they just call it a nail in the hand?

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Cause I, cause I, something with Latin, I don't know.

• 29:30Speaker 04

  Oh. But you see what I mean? Like, we wouldn't make jokes like that, or talk about that movie. If we did, I'd be like, uh...

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, chill, chill, chill.

• 29:39Speaker 04

  What was the, like, first scary movie you remember watching?

• 29:46Speaker 04

  And while he's thinking about it, do you have an answer? Cause I know you're a big horror enthusiast.

• 29:49Speaker 03

  Jeepers Creepers, my grandfather sent me down and watched.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, we talked about that recently.

• 29:52Speaker 03

  And um, I would quit a lot. Like I would like be watching a movie and be like, no. And like I would quit. But I remember, um, I always, I've told you this before, but like the Boy Meets World Halloween episode like scared me.

• 30:04Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 30:04Speaker 03

  Like that's not even a horror movie.

• 30:05Speaker 04

  Yes, that scared me too.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  Scared the fuck out of me. I, the, the original Exorcist, oh my god, I remember one time my mom put on Omen. You remember that movie?

• 30:14Speaker 04

  The original one?

• 30:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:16Speaker 04

  With Damien?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 30:17Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  And that freaked me out, dude.

• 30:19Speaker 04

  I think the most religious I've ever been was when that movie, the remake of that movie came out in 2006. And I think it came out on June 6th, 2006. And people were just like, what the fuck?

• 30:30Speaker 03

  That's a good time to put it out though.

• 30:32Speaker 04

  I didn't go see it. I went to the Yankee game. Yankees played the Red Sox and Melky Cabrera robbed a homerun for Manny Ramirez. And I bought a shirt outside that said, "Got Melky."

• 30:42Speaker 03

  Um, yeah.

• 30:44Speaker 04

  So the first one that like really scared you was the Omen?

• 30:46Speaker 03

  The original Exorcist, I remember watching and I like, I was so scared. And then I remember one of my neighbors, this older woman, she-

• 30:58Speaker 04

  It's always older women that are freaky.

• 30:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, she's like, no, she's like, she like brought it up one, what are you talking about? She like brought it up again in some way. And I was like, stop, stop, stop. And then she was like, oh, and then the scene where you go, she's up, she's backwards on the stairs. And like, I hadn't gotten up to that part.

• 31:14Speaker 04

  That was very early on, wasn't it?

• 31:17Speaker 03

  Oh, then, maybe I'm thinking of something else. But that scene, uh, like the first time I saw that, I was like scarred. Like it crushed me.

• 31:27Speaker 04

  Well, I, I think the first and only time I've actually watched that movie was me, you, and Joanna in her basement.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  We watched The Exorcist in her basement?

• 31:37Speaker 04

  Because like when, like in the mid 2000s-

• 31:39Speaker 03

  Wait, when she lived on like 46th?

• 31:41Speaker 04

  Yeah. Well, in the mid 2000s, when you'd go on like those, you know, like funny junk or e-bombs or something like that. And they would have those like jumps, jump scare games.

• 31:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  The face that was always the face that used to jump scare was, you know, the girl from The Exorcist.

• 31:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  And I remember one time I, we, we watched it and it scared the fuck out of me.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was terrifying.

• 32:01Speaker 04

  But I was old at that point. I was like 12, 13.

• 32:03Speaker 03

  You remember like the exorcism of Emily Rose? And it's like, this is a true story. I was like, I'm good. I'm never watching that.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  Dude-

• 32:08Speaker 03

  I still haven't seen it.

• 32:09Speaker 04

  You know what movie did that to me? Um, The, The Fourth Kind. Did you ever see that movie?

• 32:14Speaker 03

  You bring this up all the time.

• 32:15Speaker 04

  Dude, that movie is-

• 32:16Speaker 03

  Oh no, you think, you bring up 16 Ghosts or whatever?

• 32:18Speaker 04

  Uh, 13 Ghosts.

• 32:19Speaker 03

  13 Ghosts.

• 32:20Speaker 04

  That movie is kinda scary, but also it's just like kinda nostalgic. But-

• 32:24Speaker 03

  Wait, what's the sixth guy?

• 32:25Speaker 04

  The Fourth Kind. It was a movie that came out in like 2009, 2010, around there. And it was about, uh, like alien abductions in Alaska. Cause like they say like, uh, yes, yo, that woman's face, yo, that shit scared the fuck out of me, dude. And it was like her story told through Mila Jovovich. And it was like supposed to be like, this is real. Cause you know how they say like, the third kind, or like the, the first contact, the second contact, the third contact? Apparently the fourth contact is like, they take you and they fuck with you or some shit like that.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 33:03Speaker 04

  And this movie scared the fuck out of me. Cause I was like-

• 33:08Speaker 03

  They could just come get me.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  Cause they just had, and there's like a clip from the movie where it like, she gets like transported. And I'm like, there, it's real. They got it.

• 33:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 33:17Speaker 04

  It scared the fuck out of me, dude.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  I don't like anything where it's like a scary movie and it's like based on true events. I'm like, I am good. Like I don't need that. I'd like, let me just believe it's a story.

• 33:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  Also, when I, when I was, when I was younger and something was based on true events, I had no, like I couldn't conceptualize that, that that meant, like there's a story, but there's a lot of exaggerations and there's a lot of this and that. I thought it's like they're retelling the story how it happened.

• 33:41Speaker 04

  Yes, exactly. When I saw based on a true story or based on real events, I thought like there, this is what happened. No way the, no way they would lie.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. I felt like it's a brouhaha.

• 33:53Speaker 04

  I was bright eyed and bushy tailed. And I was like, this is what happened. Did you see this movie?

• 33:57Speaker 03

  But even still to this day, when I see like scary movies, I'm just like, I can't.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  The, the one that is based on a true story, that to this day, I believe is the scariest movie I've ever seen, was the original The Strangers.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  That movie was, I, I think it's a legitimately really good movie. And it hit double, as I've said in the past, because of the lake house. So like I had that like connective tissue where like I would look out and like, if you just like in the middle of the night just heard,

• 34:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 34:27Speaker 04

  Like, oh fuck, here we go.

• 34:28Speaker 03

  Or like, you know what I hate in scary movies? When there's a scene where you're looking out at something and then it's like someone's heads like peeking from behind a thing, but you don't realize, but you only realize it until they go like behind the tree.

• 34:45Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 34:46Speaker 03

  No!

• 34:46Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 34:47Speaker 03

  No, I'm done.

• 34:47Speaker 04

  Have you watched Weapons yet?

• 34:49Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:50Speaker 04

  Oh, you gotta watch-

• 34:51Speaker 03

  There's a lot of that?

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Um, not a lot of that. There's really only, uh, uh, actually not, I think about it.

• 34:57Speaker 03

  There's no jump scares in Weapons.

• 34:58Speaker 04

  No, there are some jump scares.

• 34:59Speaker 03

  Eh.

• 35:00Speaker 04

  There are no jump scares in that movie?

• 35:01Speaker 03

  Two.

• 35:02Speaker 04

  Brother.

• 35:03Speaker 03

  That's more than none. Yeah, but in, in an hour and 40 minute movie, there's two?

• 35:07Speaker 04

  Nah, brother. It's, it's, I, I think it's, I mean, especially now, since we're in Halloween season, it's worth the watch.

• 35:12Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 35:12Speaker 04

  Um, but the, the, the, the jump scares that always get me are where like, they do like the fake out. Where it'll be like, um, you know, like they're in like a tense, and then like a cat jumps out and they're like, ah, and they lure you into that false sense of security. And then bang, the other one hits you right there.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 04

  Fucking-

• 35:31Speaker 03

  I like, I like the ones that stretch it. It's like, in Paranormal Activity, I think the third one, the camera was, uh, oscillating.

• 35:38Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 35:39Speaker 03

  So-

• 35:40Speaker 04

  I, I don't think oscillating is, panning is the word.

• 35:42Speaker 03

  Panning? No, oscillating, if it goes back and forth.

• 35:43Speaker 04

  Really?

• 35:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, like I'm saying.

• 35:45Speaker 04

  I'm so sorry. That was, that was fucked up of me.

• 35:48Speaker 03

  It's fine.

• 35:48Speaker 04

  Well, cause in my head, I thought you were an idiot.

• 35:50Speaker 03

  It's fine. That happens. And so it would show the kitchen and then the living room, and then slowly the kitchen again. And the living room just like shit would just appear sometimes. It was scary.

• 35:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, like it would cut back. I remember, I've watched all those movies. Um-

• 36:02Speaker 03

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• 43:28Speaker 04

  I got more spooky questions for you.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 43:31Speaker 04

  The kind of like big three of like horror movie icons are Freddy, Jason and Michael Myers.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 43:41Speaker 04

  I don't care what you think about the movies, because I don't think you've probably seen many, if any of them.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  I've seen some, but yeah, not a lot.

• 43:47Speaker 04

  Of the three of them, who would scare you the most if you turned on your light and saw them there?

• 43:52Speaker 03

  Freddy Krueger.

• 43:52Speaker 04

  Really?

• 43:53Speaker 03

  Without a doubt.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Really?

• 43:54Speaker 03

  Who would, I mean...

• 43:55Speaker 04

  I would, I at least think I have a chance against Freddy Krueger.

• 43:59Speaker 03

  You have no chance against Freddy Krueger.

• 44:01Speaker 05

  How would you think that?

• 44:01Speaker 04

  If I bring him into the real world? He's like a five foot nine skinny dude with a...

• 44:08Speaker 03

  With razor hands.

• 44:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, but, or I'm going up against Mike Myers. Not Mike Myers.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  No, against Canadian legend, Mike Myers.

• 44:18Speaker 04

  Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees, who are both like 6'8" and like 320.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, but Mike Myers, like Michael Myers, I'm just going to call him Mike.

• 44:25Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 44:25Speaker 03

  But...

• 44:26Speaker 04

  Good old Mike.

• 44:26Speaker 03

  Michael Myers walks slow.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he's...

• 44:31Speaker 03

  Jason's tough.

• 44:32Speaker 05

  I didn't realize you were bringing Freddy into the real world because you have that power now. I didn't realize you were doing that.

• 44:37Speaker 04

  I said you turn on the light and you see them in your door.

• 44:40Speaker 05

  Yeah, but you could be asleep.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, but if a guy with like no skin...

• 44:46Speaker 04

  He has skin, it's just been burnt.

• 44:47Speaker 03

  Oh, is that what that is?

• 44:48Speaker 04

  Do you remember why it got burnt?

• 44:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 44:50Speaker 04

  You guessed it. He was child predator.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 44:54Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:55Speaker 05

  The parents, the parents burnt him?

• 44:56Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:57Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 05

  One of the movies made it iffy if he was guilty or not, but he was.

• 45:01Speaker 04

  He was, yeah.

• 45:02Speaker 05

  He did it.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:03Speaker 04

  No one is stepping up to defend known child predator Freddy Krueger.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  I honestly do not know that.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 45:11Speaker 03

  Um, but I think that he's like the scariest looking.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Really? I feel like Jason Voorhees, dude.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  He's got like a mask on and it's like, uh...

• 45:20Speaker 04

  Bro, if you turn on the light and you saw a 6'7" hunk of a man...

• 45:26Speaker 05

  It's a warning.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  With a fucking old school hockey mask on and a machete in his hand and a denim jacket.

• 45:33Speaker 03

  The denim jacket. I mean, he's dressed mostly like a person, but this guy, he's got swords for hands, basically.

• 45:38Speaker 04

  One, one hand, the other one is just normal.

• 45:41Speaker 03

  Okay, so he's got like a hand that's got a bunch of...

• 45:43Speaker 04

  So if you could just isolate that hand and it's a glove, watch this. Isolated, done.

• 45:49Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 45:51Speaker 04

  If you just hold the hand down.

• 45:53Speaker 03

  Is that not his hand?

• 45:54Speaker 04

  No, it's a glove.

• 45:55Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 45:55Speaker 04

  It's a glove with knives on it.

• 45:57Speaker 05

  I don't think you've seen any of, you haven't seen...

• 45:59Speaker 03

  It's been a while. It's been a while.

• 46:01Speaker 05

  The scary part about Freddy Krueger is he can make that desk like eat you.

• 46:04Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 46:04Speaker 05

  That's the scary part.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 46:06Speaker 05

  How you fight in a desk that could eat you.

• 46:08Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, that's, he's the only one of them that has like...

• 46:11Speaker 05

  Mystic powers.

• 46:12Speaker 04

  I mean, I guess. You could, you could stretch it to that the other two do as well.

• 46:18Speaker 05

  They have powers of undying, I guess.

• 46:20Speaker 04

  I think it's like the physically imposing part of it would be the most scary.

• 46:25Speaker 03

  Jason did punch the head clean off a man.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  He did.

• 46:31Speaker 04

  He did.

• 46:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:32Speaker 05

  Did do that.

• 46:33Speaker 03

  Oh, I think I've seen that. Oh, no, maybe...

• 46:35Speaker 04

  It's from Jason Takes Manhattan and he's, he's on a Manhattan rooftop and the guy's like a...

• 46:40Speaker 03

  Isn't he like a black dude and he punches his head off?

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, and then finally Jason just goes one shot and literally hits his head off of his shoulders.

• 46:47Speaker 03

  I mean, I mean, it's like the Twilight movies.

• 46:50Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:50Speaker 03

  Everyone's getting their head ripped off in that movie.

• 46:52Speaker 04

  Yeah, they're strong in those movies. That's so surprising that you'd be most afraid physically of...

• 46:58Speaker 03

  I think he's like the scariest. Like if I saw someone, I thought he had no skin. Like I thought that he would, that was like muscle in your face.

• 47:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 47:06Speaker 03

  I didn't know he was like burnt.

• 47:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's the burnt skin, that's what it is.

• 47:09Speaker 03

  Okay, so like, I thought that. So I'm like, someone with no skin with a knife hand.

• 47:14Speaker 04

  I'm going to add one in here that I know will be the one that you pick.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  What?

• 47:17Speaker 04

  Those three or Samara, Samara from...

• 47:22Speaker 03

  No, any, any sort of like small girl with long hair, I'm good. There's no way. In like a little white dress, I'm good.

• 47:29Speaker 05

  You know, like, people rag on Chucky, but I think Chucky would be very scary.

• 47:33Speaker 03

  Chucky would be terrifying.

• 47:35Speaker 05

  A doll?

• 47:36Speaker 04

  Let me explain something to you. Here's why I don't give a fuck about any of those child, uh, child's play movies or, or any of the Chucky. If I am in a situation where I die by Chucky, I deserve to be dead.

• 47:51Speaker 03

  Stop.

• 47:51Speaker 05

  But he's sneaky.

• 47:53Speaker 04

  No, he's not. Yo, I'm still in a room with a doll. Like you're, you're like, I'm sorry, you're not convincing me that this little fucker is going to kill me.

• 48:02Speaker 05

  Dude, if you saw Chucky and he was all the way over there and he ran behind the couch, you gotta like, where'd he, where'd he go?

• 48:08Speaker 04

  Behind the couch. I saw, what do you mean where? I saw where he went.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  Also, I don't like little things that are quick.

• 48:13Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:13Speaker 04

  That's fair, but then guess what? If he runs at me with a knife, guess what I'm going to do? Turn into Adam Vinatieri. I'm going to kick as hard and as swift as I can.

• 48:23Speaker 03

  I haven't seen the Chucky movies in a long time, but I assume people attempt to kick him.

• 48:29Speaker 05

  They do. But he has the strength of a grown man. Also, he knows...

• 48:32Speaker 04

  What, he does?

• 48:33Speaker 05

  Yeah. Also, he knows voodoo.

• 48:35Speaker 03

  He knows voodoo.

• 48:36Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 48:36Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, that's what got Chucky into Chucky.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  So what does that mean? He's able to like make a little doll of you and like fuck with you?

• 48:43Speaker 05

  He could like fully just possess Frankie if he wanted. Like Frankie could be...

• 48:46Speaker 04

  I haven't seen those parts of the movies, I guess.

• 48:48Speaker 05

  Good.

• 48:49Speaker 04

  I saw the one where he made, uh, fucking, what's her name? Jennifer Tilly, his like lady Chucky, and then they boned.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, they like fuck each other as dolls, right?

• 48:58Speaker 04

  They fully have sex.

• 49:01Speaker 03

  Bro, dolls have needs.

• 49:03Speaker 05

  That's fair.

• 49:05Speaker 04

  I don't know, man. The fucking, I, I, I think the, the one that would be the most scary would be the giant fucking hockey mask wearing man.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that like, that's scary because it's like, oh my God, because, but that's the same kind of fear that I would have if like a person that size broke into my house. But if you add the layer of someone's breaking into my house and then they look like a fucking, like, like a Halloween monster with a, of five razors in their hand, I'd be like, bro.

• 49:36Speaker 05

  Yeah, someone breaking in with a mask is like, alright, I've seen that. Someone breaking in with like a knife glove, I'm like, what is that?

• 49:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then like also like a cowboy hat or some shit.

• 49:45Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 49:45Speaker 04

  He does wear a fedora and striped sweater.

• 49:48Speaker 03

  And stripes. Stripes is the craziest one.

• 49:49Speaker 04

  Stripes is the scariest part?

• 49:50Speaker 03

  I mean, I haven't, I don't really, you know, you don't really see people wearing stripes.

• 49:54Speaker 04

  Uh...

• 49:58Speaker 03

  Don't trust anybody wearing stripes. Yeah.

• 50:00Speaker 04

  I wonder, I wonder what other horror icon, I mean, Pinhead is pretty scary.

• 50:04Speaker 03

  Pinhead is scary.

• 50:05Speaker 04

  Pinhead, any of the Cenobites, as they're called.

• 50:08Speaker 03

  It's already over at that point. If Pinhead gets you, it's already over. He's big, isn't he? Is he tall?

• 50:13Speaker 04

  It's not that he's tall, he's just got like powers where he'll, he'll like put you in like a knife room. He'll put you in a room that's just like, oh, the floor is razor blades.

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's supposed to be like a sexy thing. He's sexy? Yeah, kind of.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Real, well, it is a little like masochic, like, like.

• 50:30Speaker 03

  Leatherface is tough. Also, isn't that a real story too?

• 50:34Speaker 04

  It's based off of Ed Gein.

• 50:36Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 50:36Speaker 04

  Like, who, who like, you know, allegedly, I don't think it's been confirmed.

• 50:40Speaker 03

  Arguably worse than.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't think it's been like confirmed that he like sold human stuff.

• 50:48Speaker 03

  I mean, definitely, he, yeah, he like made some of that.

• 50:50Speaker 04

  Nightmare on Elm Street, that's probably black.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  Scream really got me, like whenever my phone rang, I'd be scared. There's not many, there's not many more of like those kinds.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  What was the other one? With the, um, also, yo, Bloody Mary, like, or the.

• 51:06Speaker 04

  Those shit, oh Candyman.

• 51:07Speaker 03

  Like in the mirror at night, I'd be like, yo, I just wanted to look at a mirror at night when I was younger, because I was afraid that I was gonna summon something.

• 51:13Speaker 04

  Yo, Pinhead was crazy, dude.

• 51:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's why.

• 51:16Speaker 04

  Pinhead was crazy. Death, cool. Norman Bates, just a guy.

• 51:19Speaker 03

  Oh, Jigsaw.

• 51:20Speaker 04

  Jigsaw, if I saw that puppet come into the room, I'm, I mean, I'm gonna hit it, but also I know like there's someone with a pig mask in here.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's too late.

• 51:27Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  There's someone with a pig mask.

• 51:29Speaker 04

  Have you seen any of those movies?

• 51:30Speaker 03

  Uh, I saw one and two.

• 51:33Speaker 04

  You should, good, good place to stop, honestly.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  Oh, the four, what's, what's the one with the murder carousel? Is that four?

• 51:38Speaker 04

  Oh, I don't know, dude, come on, they all, it, it just became torture porn at a certain point in time.

• 51:43Speaker 03

  Saw one was one of the best movies I've seen, like, the first time I saw it, I was like, yo, this is such a good movie.

• 51:48Speaker 04

  I agree. Even two.

• 51:49Speaker 03

  Two was like, alright, but it's like, it's definitely not one, and then I kinda gave up.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  Two, they threw that girl, Amanda, into the thing with the needles, and I was like, whoa, dude.

• 51:56Speaker 03

  Hated that a lot. Didn't like that at all.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  That's crazy, like, honestly, she might have walked out there, but like Jigsaw put her in a very unwinnable situation with all the fucking things that she needs to get like tested for after that.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:10Speaker 04

  Leatherface, Jason, it's, the, the top three are the top three.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  Staying on the, uh, staying on the, um, Halloweeny of it all, uh, we did right before set up this thing where we were gonna draft Halloween candy, however, we're gonna do it in a way that like, you have to, you have to have two chocolates, you have to have two like sugar type whatever, uh, candies, and then one non-traditional. And we can argue whether if the, whatever people pick is traditional, non-traditional. Um, we did take some off to make it interesting, so no Reese's, no Twix, no M&M's, and then no Skittles, no Starburst, no Nerds. So you can't draft those, we're taking the big hitters off.

• 52:57Speaker 04

  Those are the easy ones, I mean, obviously, we would all just argue over those, so they, we had to force ourselves to get a little creative here.

• 53:03Speaker 03

  Even though I would have not drafted Nerds in a thousand rounds.

• 53:06Speaker 04

  I love Nerds, man, especially like.

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• 53:20Speaker 01

  That family wasn't real. You sure about that?

• 53:23Speaker 06

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• 53:24Speaker 01

  How is this possible?

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• 53:38Speaker 04

  If we're getting into like the gummy clusters and rope of it all.

• 53:41Speaker 03

  Whoa, are we not adding those?

• 53:43Speaker 04

  Well, I said no Nerds. We said no, no M&M's, so that's all M&M's, no Nerds, all Nerds.

• 53:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, I asked him what, if it's all M&M's, he said, yeah, all M&M's. Oh, wow, okay. Well, that changes some of my stuff here.

• 53:54Speaker 04

  How do we figure out?

• 53:55Speaker 03

  Who goes first?

• 53:56Speaker 04

  Who goes first?

• 53:56Speaker 03

  And who goes second?

• 53:57Speaker 04

  I think, I think realistically, me and you go first and second.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  But he gets the snake then. I'll snake.

• 54:05Speaker 04

  Alright, so could we do like a three-sided coin?

• 54:09Speaker 03

  How, how would I present?

• 54:11Speaker 04

  There's gotta be a three-sided coin thing that we could flip.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  I don't know if a three-sided coin, probably like.

• 54:17Speaker 04

  A three-sided die.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Numbers one, two, three, or. Just do a generator.

• 54:21Speaker 04

  There's a three-sided die. It's a triangle.

• 54:26Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. So wait, who's one, who's two, and who's three? Wait, can you just roll that just to see what happens?

• 54:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, there's six sides.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  No, no, no. There's an easy, we could probably, I'm thinking of a number between one and 10, go.

• 54:44Speaker 04

  No, see, no, no.

• 54:45Speaker 03

  So we'll roll the full, the four-sided one until it's a one, two, or three. If it lands on four, we'll just roll again.

• 54:51Speaker 04

  Okay, I'm fine with that.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Alright, so.

• 54:53Speaker 04

  And then, and then same until it's the other two. Alright.

• 54:56Speaker 03

  I'll be two.

• 54:57Speaker 04

  Alright, I'll be one.

• 54:58Speaker 03

  Okay, so this is for first. This is for first.

• 55:01Speaker 04

  Well, no, this is the.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  Well, wow, that's crazy, we got four.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  Okay, alright.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  Damn, that was you?

• 55:07Speaker 04

  No, that was.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  You're two? Alright, so I'm last then. I'm first. Because we'll go like regular.

• 55:11Speaker 04

  Oh, we're gonna, we're gonna.

• 55:12Speaker 03

  You'll go first, you'll go second, I'll go third.

• 55:13Speaker 04

  Okay, alright, that's right.

• 55:14Speaker 03

  But I snake, I snake, I gotta snake, damn, I don't wanna go first! You gotta go first. Alright, you don't have to, like, you could do, you have to fill your team, two chocolate, two sugar, one non-traditional. Alright, I guess, uh, alright. What was that? In the one, I'm gonna go Snickers in the one. You can have that.

• 55:37Speaker 04

  Dude, that in the one is so crazy.

• 55:39Speaker 03

  Bananas.

• 55:40Speaker 04

  First of all, you need to build this in a way that like, if you go trick-or-treating and this is only what you come home with, how happy are you?

• 55:48Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm, I'm assuming that we're gonna put this out and people are gonna vote.

• 55:53Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, yeah, we're gonna make the graphic.

• 55:54Speaker 03

  So I'm talking about, I'm getting votes, talking about for the people. I'm drafting for popularity. Alright.

• 56:00Speaker 04

  I, I, I mean, Snickers is so like, you, you, that's a meal, dude.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 56:05Speaker 04

  That's a whole meal.

• 56:06Speaker 03

  I don't like it.

• 56:07Speaker 04

  You don't need anything else.

• 56:08Speaker 03

  So I wouldn't, I would.

• 56:09Speaker 04

  Crazy. I'm doing this just because I'm playing a little defense here.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  I really hope you don't do what I.

• 56:18Speaker 04

  I'm doing a little defense here, and I'm thinking also like, one of my favorite things about Halloween and the Halloween candy is that you can get a little playful with it, so you're gonna have different colors, you're gonna have different like packaging and stuff like that.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 56:30Speaker 04

  My number one?

• 56:33Speaker 04

  Give me my Kit Kats, baby.

• 56:35Speaker 03

  You fucking bitch!

• 56:36Speaker 04

  I told you I'm playing defense. I told you I'm playing defense.

• 56:40Speaker 03

  See, I would have just did Kit Kats first if I knew you hated Snickers so much.

• 56:44Speaker 04

  Well, there you go. You can have Snickers, you dumbass.

• 56:47Speaker 03

  Damn, Kit Kats is a good one. That's where, immediately where I was gonna go.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  I know, that's why I took it, because like, they'll do like the Halloween ones, like sometimes they're orange, sometimes they're green, sometimes they're.

• 56:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I just like the OG.

• 56:57Speaker 04

  I know you do, I'm just saying like, they get playful with it, and it's a really good, like, I, I think Kit Kats honestly are whatever, they're so overrated.

• 57:06Speaker 03

  Whoa!

• 57:07Speaker 04

  But I need to play to what I believe other people enjoy.

• 57:09Speaker 03

  Come on, this kid, that's crazy. You're doing a draft and you're drafting, that's crazy.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  You draft so someone else doesn't draft it.

• 57:17Speaker 03

  I am going to start with Sour Patch Watermelon.

• 57:24Speaker 04

  God, you fucking bitch!

• 57:26Speaker 03

  But, does that get me all Sour Patch though?

• 57:28Speaker 04

  No, you said watermelon.

• 57:29Speaker 03

  I know, but like.

• 57:31Speaker 04

  They're different packaging, so.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  You just said you get all of the fucking Kit Kats. He's right.

• 57:35Speaker 04

  I mean, I, I just said all of the, like, it's Kit Kat, they're not known, like, I'm not saying.

• 57:39Speaker 03

  Sour Patch is Sour Patch.

• 57:40Speaker 04

  You could take Kit Kat Blueberry if you want, Joey, I'm just saying Kit Kats.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  Then I'll say Sour Patch if I get all of them.

• 57:46Speaker 04

  But they come in different packages.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  So do this Kit Kat.

• 57:49Speaker 04

  No, but like for Halloween candy, there's Sour Patch packages and there's Sour Patch Watermelon packages.

• 57:54Speaker 03

  Please, please.

• 57:55Speaker 04

  They're also different items entirely. The watermelon ones are shaped like watermelon, the Sour Patches are kids.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  So? You said no M&M's at all.

• 58:04Speaker 04

  Whatever, take your Sour Patch.

• 58:05Speaker 03

  You said Sour Patch, what would go on the graphic would probably just be the Sour Patch Kids, though. That's what I'm saying.

• 58:10Speaker 04

  So you're taking the kids, not the watermelon?

• 58:12Speaker 03

  No, I am taking the watermelon. So I think you should say watermelon. This is absurd. This is ridiculous. Um, and then?

• 58:20Speaker 04

  Oh, he's snaking!

• 58:23Speaker 03

  What am I gonna do here?

• 58:24Speaker 04

  Sour Patches are like fine, dude.

• 58:27Speaker 03

  Nah, Sour Patch is good.

• 58:28Speaker 04

  Fine.

• 58:31Speaker 03

  It's fine. And then I might, I have to pick something good here. I feel like this isn't a good, oh, man.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  What did I take Sour Patch? Alright. Give me, give me Milky Way. I'm taking a Milky Way.

• 58:53Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 58:54Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 58:55Speaker 04

  Fuck, goddammit!

• 58:56Speaker 03

  Alright, good, thank god. I was worried about Milky Way for a second there.

• 58:58Speaker 04

  Goddammit dude!

• 58:59Speaker 03

  I got Milky Way and Sour Patch, more of a balance. So far, I got a good candy bag.

• 59:04Speaker 04

  Ohhhhh!

• 59:05Speaker 03

  I can pick forever though, you know?

• 59:07Speaker 04

  That sucks dude. That fucking sucks because I love Milky Way.

• 59:11Speaker 03

  I love Milky Ways too, and I feel like low key, they get like hated on, which is crazy.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  They get, they get a little bit of hate. Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

• 59:20Speaker 03

  Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.

• 59:22Speaker 04

  Damn, well, I did my, so you, you said that we did it like two chocolatey, two...

• 59:27Speaker 03

  Yep, two chocolate, two sugar, one non-traditional.

• 59:31Speaker 04

  Okay. Um, well, I did a chocolate. I'll start with, I'll, I'll go back to another, a sugary, I'll, I'll, I'll wait for my next chocolate one.

• 59:40Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 59:41Speaker 04

  I think my sugary one...

• 59:45Speaker 04

  Is gonna be Airheads.

• 59:47Speaker 03

  You fu- I was hoping that fell to me so bad!

• 59:51Speaker 04

  I think Airheads, you get the good abundance of flavor. Honestly, a normal sized Airhead is too big. The Halloween sized Airhead, the snack Airheads are the perfect size.

• 1:00:01Speaker 03

  Hmm, I like both.

• 1:00:03Speaker 04

  And you can also do like, you can also do like fun little flavors and stuff like that. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:00:08Speaker 03

  Fuck man. So wait, you have two, oh, you have one on one?

• 1:00:11Speaker 04

  I have Kit Kat and I have Airheads.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Those are good, this is a good, oh god, that's good. Okay. Your next pick is make or break in this bag. I got my-

• 1:00:20Speaker 04

  The bag is already made and broke.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  I got my nut in there, and chocolate.

• 1:00:24Speaker 04

  That's crazy, take it easy.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  So I'm gonna go Hershey bar for my last chocolate.

• 1:00:29Speaker 04

  Yo, your bag sucks so much.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  Even though I do like them, but like, let's, let's, let's have a good time.

• 1:00:35Speaker 04

  But of the abundance of things out there, you went with Hershey bar.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  Yep. That's kinda crazy. Does that, does that mean I get white chocolate, dark chocolate, do I get everything?

• 1:00:45Speaker 04

  Sure. I don't, I don't agree.

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  White chocolate sucks.

• 1:00:47Speaker 04

  I don't agree because I think a cookies and cream one is different than the regular milk chocolate.

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  So then you don't get all these Kit Kats, even though like, the rest of them suck.

• 1:00:55Speaker 04

  There's one Kit Kat! There's, I'm not saying, I'm just saying that sometimes the packaging is playful.

• 1:01:01Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you meant like there's flavored ones?

• 1:01:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't care about those!

• 1:01:04Speaker 03

  Oh, that's what we thought you were talking about.

• 1:01:06Speaker 04

  No!

• 1:01:07Speaker 03

  Who speaks this way?

• 1:01:08Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  And then, I'm gonna go the Trolley Sour Gummy Worms.

• 1:01:15Speaker 04

  You can have those, you dumbass.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  Whoa, no, that's, that's a good pick. That's his first good pick.

• 1:01:20Speaker 04

  Nah, you can have that one.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  It's gonna be a well-balanced, like, I think, they, they understand.

• 1:01:24Speaker 04

  No. Nah, you can have that one.

• 1:01:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:01:27Speaker 04

  Um, okay, well, listen. I...

• 1:01:32Speaker 04

  When thinking about what I need to go with with my next chocolate. You took my Milky Way, you bastard.

• 1:01:37Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:01:38Speaker 04

  So I'm a little upset about that. But what's the next best...

• 1:01:43Speaker 04

  Non-destroying chocolate that you could get? Like, non-mouth destroying chocolate you can get on Halloween. That's why for my next chocolatey pick, I'm going Tootsie Rolls, baby. Tootsie Rolls are a quiet staple of Halloween, and I'm not talking those like flavored ones. I'm not talking the ones where it's like, this is a vanilla cream, this is a blueberry.

• 1:02:07Speaker 03

  Just the, just the chocolate one.

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  Just the classic chocolate Tootsie Roll.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, that sucks.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  That sucks, like, what a, what a dud, like, you have so many options, what a dud after a Kit Kat Airhead.

• 1:02:19Speaker 04

  I don't think, uh, you, this is, by the way, your picks have been legendarily bad.

• 1:02:23Speaker 03

  What are you, I'm chilling, I think.

• 1:02:25Speaker 04

  I think your picks are awful.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  I'm more scared of Joe's next pick, your list, you, you, you tanked it.

• 1:02:31Speaker 04

  Yeah, right, he's just trying to get me riled up, and it's working!

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  Okay, my next one, oh, this is tough when you have two in a row.

• 1:02:38Speaker 04

  Two, yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  My next two. I'm gonna do one, and then I'm gonna get to the rest of these ads. So, I have... What did I pick? Milky Way? And Sour Patch.

• 1:02:49Speaker 04

  Watermelon, I have.

• 1:02:50Speaker 03

  The next thing, now we're gonna add some variety here. Cause you don't always want, you know... Something like...

• 1:03:00Speaker 03

  Like the, the, the gummy type of shit. So give me Jolly Ranchers.

• 1:03:05Speaker 04

  Fuck! It's a good pick.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Taking Jolly Ranchers.

• 1:03:07Speaker 04

  It's really good. It's a really good pick, goddammit!

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  And then we're gonna go to a commercial break right here.

• 1:03:12Speaker 04

  And we'll get back to the next pick after a word from our local sponsors.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  Does that include, does it include the pops too?

• 1:03:17Speaker 04

  The pops?

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  They make, they make lollipops.

• 1:03:19Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah, whatever.

• 1:03:20Speaker 03

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• 1:06:08Speaker 04

  So what was your last, what was your last pick?

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Jolly Ranchers.

• 1:06:11Speaker 04

  That's a good pick.

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  Jolly Ranchers, Sour Patch Gummy Worm, uh, Sour, Sour Patch Watermelon, and then I also had a Milky Way.

• 1:06:18Speaker 04

  Here's the thing though.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  I only have a chocolate and not-

• 1:06:20Speaker 04

  The only reason I'm gonna knock Jolly Ranchers is because you can either get...

• 1:06:27Speaker 04

  Blue and watermelon, or you can end up with green apple. And if I go to a house-

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  I can choose.

• 1:06:34Speaker 04

  You can choose, sometimes they just toss shit in your bag, dude.

• 1:06:39Speaker 03

  Wait, I have to pick, oh, I have to pick a chocolate now.

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  Oh, man. Okay, I'm gonna pick a chocolate.

• 1:06:53Speaker 04

  I think I know what he's gonna pick.

• 1:06:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, you do.

• 1:06:55Speaker 04

  I think I know what he's gonna pick.

• 1:06:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, you do. I'm taking, gimme Milk Duds.

• 1:06:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, I knew that.

• 1:07:01Speaker 03

  I'm surprised that wasn't higher on your list, buddy.

• 1:07:03Speaker 04

  Here's the thing, this is why I specified non-mouth destroying, because I am a forever fan of Milk Duds, but it is, you, Milk Duds take 40 minutes to eat.

• 1:07:13Speaker 03

  They're good though.

• 1:07:14Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, it's my favorite chocolate candy.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:07:17Speaker 04

  Besides Twix.

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  They're kinda ass. Milk Duds?

• 1:07:22Speaker 04

  Yeah. You're crazy, bud, you're crazy. It's alright, because my next sugary candy pick is absolutely gonna blow the brakes off you motherfuckers.

• 1:07:30Speaker 03

  Oh no.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  I have put together the dream team, this is the Nova Knicks of Halloween candy, okay? And you need... Your shit, you need your Josh Hart, and that's why my Josh Hart here is Swedish Fish.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  What the fuck are you doing? Oh.

• 1:07:49Speaker 05

  I like Swedish fish, but like hyping it up like that is outrageous.

• 1:07:53Speaker 04

  Swedish fish, baby.

• 1:07:54Speaker 05

  Like, they're good.

• 1:07:56Speaker 04

  They're great. They're great, and they're perfect. They're fun. They're little fish shapes, you know?

• 1:08:02Speaker 05

  You have Airheads and Swedish fish.

• 1:08:04Speaker 04

  You're damn right I do. You're damn right I do.

• 1:08:07Speaker 05

  You're, you're, you're fumbling over your own shoes here.

• 1:08:11Speaker 04

  You have the most-

• 1:08:13Speaker 05

  Yours is ass, dude.

• 1:08:15Speaker 04

  Bare bones chocolate-

• 1:08:16Speaker 05

  What do you have so far?

• 1:08:17Speaker 04

  On the fucking planet.

• 1:08:18Speaker 05

  I have Snickers, Hershey bars, and Trolly Sour gummy worms.

• 1:08:21Speaker 04

  Yo.

• 1:08:21Speaker 05

  I got good chocolate spread.

• 1:08:22Speaker 04

  Kiss my fucking ass, dude.

• 1:08:24Speaker 05

  He got Kit Kats. He's got Kit Kats, that's good. Then he got Airheads, Tootsie Rolls, and Swedish fish.

• 1:08:29Speaker 04

  Bro, they're, they're fucking iconic.

• 1:08:31Speaker 05

  This is gonna be close.

• 1:08:33Speaker 04

  They're iconic.

• 1:08:34Speaker 05

  I'm way more afraid of Joe's List, it's a problem.

• 1:08:36Speaker 03

  I have just my non-traditional left.

• 1:08:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, and I also-

• 1:08:38Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 1:08:39Speaker 05

  I, I don't really know what that means. So, it's just something that isn't like a traditional candy. Okay, well, for my fourth pick, my other, um, sugar, I'm gonna go Blow Pops. I want, I want a lollipop. No one else has lollipops. I'm gonna go Blow Pops.

• 1:08:52Speaker 03

  Blow Pops?

• 1:08:53Speaker 04

  This guy's crazy.

• 1:08:54Speaker 03

  Bro, you were right there.

• 1:08:55Speaker 04

  You were so crazy.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Tootsie Pops are elite.

• 1:08:57Speaker 05

  But he has Tootsie's.

• 1:08:58Speaker 04

  I have Tootsie Rolls. Tootsie Pops, you're, you're not, you're not allowed to not-

• 1:09:02Speaker 05

  So can I do Tootsie Pop?

• 1:09:04Speaker 04

  Too late bitch, you said Blow Pops.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  I thought because he had Tootsie's, I couldn't have it.

• 1:09:07Speaker 03

  He probably would've argued against it.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  You're damn right I would've, but I'm supporting my argument now. Stick with the Blow Pops.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  Alright, I'll just go Blow Pops.

• 1:09:13Speaker 04

  Although I love Blow Pops so much.

• 1:09:15Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm like good on Blow Pops.

• 1:09:16Speaker 04

  I love, I love those giant fat ones that are like the icy blue raz ones. They're called like Blue Ice.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:09:22Speaker 05

  And then, I don't know what, I guess non-traditional, I'm just gonna go, you know what, whatever. It's my list if they like it or not, whatever. Cookie Dough Bites is what I'm doing.

• 1:09:32Speaker 04

  That's not awful, honestly. That's honestly probably better than both of your chocolate choices.

• 1:09:37Speaker 05

  So, I, I think like, I thought that was like non-traditional?

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  A non-traditional, I will give you like Cookie Dough. Cookie Dough Bites is like a candy.

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  You know what I'm saying?

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  Oh, so you're not gonna say a candy?

• 1:09:47Speaker 04

  Mine was not a candy.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  No, not necessarily.

• 1:09:48Speaker 04

  Mine was not a candy.

• 1:09:49Speaker 05

  Oh, oh, okay.

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  It's like a, it's like a snack almost. Like, but Cookie Dough's a good answer.

• 1:09:54Speaker 05

  I'm gonna go Cookie Dough.

• 1:09:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:09:55Speaker 05

  I'm gonna go Cookie Dough.

• 1:09:56Speaker 03

  I like that. That's a good answer for you.

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  Oh, you, you went with an edible thing for your flex?

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  I, I can't wait. What is that even, you put an inedible object?

• 1:10:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  Do you eat it?

• 1:10:08Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:10:09Speaker 05

  Sorry, I didn't understand.

• 1:10:09Speaker 04

  That's what makes it inedible.

• 1:10:12Speaker 03

  You, you, I know, I'm saying you though.

• 1:10:14Speaker 04

  For my flex, I put

• 1:10:17Speaker 04

  Stone Cold Cash, baby.

• 1:10:22Speaker 03

  We're doing a, a eating candy.

• 1:10:24Speaker 04

  Alright, then I'll change it. Then I'll change it.

• 1:10:27Speaker 03

  I just, I just meant like, something that isn't like typically a candy.

• 1:10:31Speaker 04

  Okay, like not typically a Halloween thing.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  Just not even Halloween.

• 1:10:35Speaker 04

  I was gonna go the mini packs of mini Oreos then.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  That's a good answer.

• 1:10:39Speaker 05

  Okay, it's like cookies?

• 1:10:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:41Speaker 04

  Mini Ore- no, specifically mini Oreos.

• 1:10:43Speaker 05

  I got you.

• 1:10:43Speaker 04

  Cause mini Chips Ahoy are not enough Chips Ahoy to be a Chips Ahoy.

• 1:10:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:48Speaker 04

  Same thing with like, if I, I swear to God, if, I remember once I got like, someone gave me like mini Nutter Butters, and I fucking launched that shit into the woods. Mini Oreos are a perfect little bite-sized Oreo bite treat.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  I have two non-traditionals here. And I'm trying to think about which one.

• 1:11:06Speaker 05

  Joe could run away with it here if he does a good one, I think.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  I, I have two here. One of them I think is-

• 1:11:11Speaker 04

  You're a fucking boss. I see what you're doing, and it's working, cause I'm angry.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  I'm trying to think of like, which one I think would, would put me over, cause there's one that is more near and dear to my heart, but I don't know if I'm gonna go with that one.

• 1:11:25Speaker 05

  You need a heart pick.

• 1:11:26Speaker 03

  So I'm just gonna say Rice Krispie Treats.

• 1:11:32Speaker 04

  Unbelievable pick.

• 1:11:34Speaker 05

  Whoa.

• 1:11:35Speaker 04

  Wow, that's a good pick, dude.

• 1:11:37Speaker 03

  You know what was the other one that I liked?

• 1:11:38Speaker 04

  Hmm.

• 1:11:39Speaker 03

  Um, I don't know how to pronounce them, but you know the like the wafers? The pir- pirouette, pirouette ones?

• 1:11:46Speaker 05

  They're like in the tin. Love them.

• 1:11:48Speaker 04

  Oh, like the chocolate straws?

• 1:11:50Speaker 03

  Yes. Chocolate straws.

• 1:11:52Speaker 04

  Gotcha.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  But I went, I'm doing Rice Krispie Treats.

• 1:11:54Speaker 04

  That's, what a better pick than whatever that dumb flex fucking thing would've been.

• 1:11:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:00Speaker 04

  How you were like, oh, I'm so torn here. Take the, just like unabashedly significantly better option.

• 1:12:08Speaker 03

  Rice Krispie Treats?

• 1:12:09Speaker 04

  Damn. Especially cause they could be like, they, some of them could have like little like, like eye on them or something.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  Oh, eye?

• 1:12:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, like people will like put like-

• 1:12:17Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:12:18Speaker 04

  Like Becca does that for Halloween. She makes little Frankenstein ones.

• 1:12:22Speaker 03

  I'm, I'll be honest with you, I'm kinda shocked that gummy bears didn't pop up on anyone's list.

• 1:12:26Speaker 04

  I, so I had lifesaver gummy rings on mine.

• 1:12:29Speaker 03

  Those are low-key great.

• 1:12:31Speaker 04

  Fire, and I know why you like them, cause you love shoving your tongue through them.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Cause you could stretch them.

• 1:12:37Speaker 03

  You can stretch them with your tongue.

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, you can.

• 1:12:39Speaker 03

  Rip them open.

• 1:12:39Speaker 04

  You can open them up.

• 1:12:40Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:12:41Speaker 04

  You know? I, uh, I, I, I, I believe that those are so good.

• 1:12:47Speaker 03

  Those are.

• 1:12:47Speaker 04

  Cause it's the same thing, like we were talking about those other gummy bears, like they're soft.

• 1:12:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like that.

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  And like, there's, there's no coming back once I stretch them.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, no.

• 1:12:56Speaker 04

  Well, they're stretched, they're fucking done, dude.

• 1:12:57Speaker 03

  It reminds me of like, it's like, you know when like those skaters used to get like gauges in their ears?

• 1:13:03Speaker 04

  Yes, yes, exactly.

• 1:13:04Speaker 03

  You kinda like that?

• 1:13:04Speaker 04

  I like putting them on my, like putting a bunch on my finger, and then I eat them off one by one, or I make up bite in it, and I watch, like, I like, like stretch, and then I watch it rip.

• 1:13:17Speaker 03

  I do that too. I do that too. No Three Musketeers, guys?

• 1:13:22Speaker 04

  One of the worst candy bars ever.

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:13:24Speaker 04

  It's not that bad, but-

• 1:13:25Speaker 03

  I fucking hate it. Also, a low-key, I would've respected if someone said a hundred grand, cause that shit is fire.

• 1:13:30Speaker 04

  I, so I thought you were gonna go a hundred grand, honestly. I thought you were gonna go a hundred grand, or Mr. Goodyear.

• 1:13:34Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  Those are-

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  What the fu- I don't even know what that is.

• 1:13:37Speaker 04

  It's another one of those like, when you get like the Hershey's-

• 1:13:39Speaker 03

  But doesn't it have like peanuts or something in it?

• 1:13:42Speaker 04

  Uh, maybe.

• 1:13:43Speaker 05

  I should've said Crunch Bar instead of Hershey Bar.

• 1:13:45Speaker 04

  Crunch Bars are, yes, significantly better.

• 1:13:47Speaker 05

  Crunch Bars are so, yeah, but people like Hershey.

• 1:13:49Speaker 03

  I like Bunch of Crunch better.

• 1:13:52Speaker 03

  Than a Crunch Bar?

• 1:13:52Speaker 04

  Ah.

• 1:13:53Speaker 05

  Crunch Bars are so good.

• 1:13:54Speaker 04

  Crunch Bars are good.

• 1:13:54Speaker 05

  It's weird, cause they're airy.

• 1:13:56Speaker 04

  Well, it's the rice. It's the popped rice.

• 1:13:58Speaker 05

  I know.

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  I, uh-

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  They're airy. You know, for like, not that this dude needs any fucking more of this shit, but like, I actually do fuck with the feasible's chocolate bar.

• 1:14:08Speaker 04

  Yes, they are good.

• 1:14:09Speaker 03

  Just the, just the, oh, the regular one. At fir- at first, they tasted like shit.

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Oh, I've, I've never-

• 1:14:15Speaker 05

  We had the first package, and it was when he was still trying to be like super healthy chocolate, and then he realized like, oh, it's chocolate. And then he made them a little sweeter, and then that, now they taste really good. Now they taste really good.

• 1:14:24Speaker 04

  I think I had the same, cause I remember I got a package and it was just like, with the new, uh, fucking like packaging and stuff like that. Um, the milk chocolate's good, the popped rice one is good.

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Speaker 04

  The peanut butter one is fucking cheeks, dude.

• 1:14:38Speaker 03

  I never even tried it.

• 1:14:40Speaker 04

  I hate like, you know what I hate? And, and I, I, I like Cho- Chocolate Tony Lonely Onies, you know what I'm talking about?

• 1:14:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:48Speaker 04

  They're good, but I grabbed their caramel one, and it's not like caramel inside. It's like, they like mix caramel into the chocolate.

• 1:14:56Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't want that.

• 1:14:57Speaker 04

  So it's like caramel flavored chocolate.

• 1:14:58Speaker 03

  No, I want my shit cream pie.

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  Give it to me cream pie, dude.

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  You want that shit stuffed.

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:05Speaker 04

  In, out.

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Not out. I li- I fuck with the fact that they have like different types of breaks.

• 1:15:11Speaker 04

  Yo, I, I opened that shit and it looks like a nineties rug.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:16Speaker 04

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:15:16Speaker 03

  Stained glass window.

• 1:15:17Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:18Speaker 03

  Fuck with that.

• 1:15:19Speaker 05

  Would we have accepted Faro Rochers?

• 1:15:21Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:15:22Speaker 05

  Yes. I, I actually think-

• 1:15:24Speaker 04

  Oh, rich ass neighborhood you rolling in though. They got that fucking rich ass candy?

• 1:15:28Speaker 05

  I'm saying it just doesn't feel like a, a Halloween thing.

• 1:15:30Speaker 04

  I mean-

• 1:15:31Speaker 05

  It's a Christmas thing.

• 1:15:32Speaker 04

  I'll be, it is. It is significantly more a Christmas thing. Same with the Lindt Chocolate Troubles, which are the pinnacle of chocolate.

• 1:15:38Speaker 05

  They are.

• 1:15:39Speaker 04

  I don't think there is better chocolate on the pan- planet than those.

• 1:15:42Speaker 03

  I, I will need to go back and do the Cadbury versus the Lindt, cause I do fuck with Cadbury chocolate too.

• 1:15:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, you've brought that up a bunch.

• 1:15:50Speaker 03

  They have good chocolate. Like the caramel, ca- Caramello.

• 1:15:53Speaker 04

  Ooh.

• 1:15:54Speaker 03

  They call me Mellow Yen.

• 1:15:56Speaker 05

  So, do you wanna go over our lists? And then-

• 1:15:59Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:15:59Speaker 05

  Are we gonna put them on Instagram for, uh, as a poll?

• 1:16:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, we'll, we'll make, man, we'll get, put a graphic together. Um, I had-

• 1:16:07Speaker 04

  Well, Aunt can read it.

• 1:16:08Speaker 05

  Yeah, I have, I have them.

• 1:16:09Speaker 03

  Oh, you have them right now, okay.

• 1:16:10Speaker 05

  So Joe has Sour Patch, Watermelon, Milky Way, Jolly Ranchers, Milk Duds, and then Rice Krispie Treats as the kicker.

• 1:16:17Speaker 04

  That's good.

• 1:16:18Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:16:18Speaker 05

  Oh, you're not confident?

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  I, I like, yeah.

• 1:16:22Speaker 05

  Frankie has Kit Kats at the top, Airheads, Tootsie Rolls, Swedish Fish, and then Mini Oreos as his kicker.

• 1:16:29Speaker 04

  Uh, legitimately wanna be, it might be the best team that has ever been put together. That's Dream Team Starting Five.

• 1:16:35Speaker 05

  I'm not good with, with this. Usually the ones I think are the worst are the ones that win, so maybe you got a chance. Uh, and I had Snickers, Hershey Bar, Trolly Sour Gummy Worms, Blow Pops, and then Cookie Dough as the kicker.

• 1:16:49Speaker 03

  Yo, Cookie Dough like saved you from an embarrassing-

• 1:16:51Speaker 05

  I don't think so.

• 1:16:53Speaker 04

  Cookie Dough, now that I'm thinking about it-

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  Cookie Dough's good.

• 1:16:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, it, it needs to be like legit Cookie Dough to be good. Like, if you get like the like packaged, like the Cookie Dough Bites, like you see at the movie theater, dog shit.

• 1:17:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, just regular Cookie Dough.

• 1:17:06Speaker 05

  Yeah, Cookie Dough. I couldn't have the Cookie Dough Bites.

• 1:17:07Speaker 03

  Like the one where you're like rolling the dice.

• 1:17:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, but like, then you're just walking around with like room temperature Cookie Dough for hours, you're, you're not rolling the dice. You are picking your outcome.

• 1:17:17Speaker 05

  Where am I walking?

• 1:17:19Speaker 04

  I'm thinking trick or treat.

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  Oh, I mean, I don't think a house is gonna be like, here's some regular Cookie Dough.

• 1:17:24Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:17:24Speaker 03

  I just meant in general, as like a candy draft.

• 1:17:27Speaker 04

  What would you do if you walked up to a house and they gave you a sleeve of Cookie Dough?

• 1:17:30Speaker 03

  I'd probably go home quick and throw it in my fridge. I'm like, thank you. Um, yeah, I don't know.

• 1:17:36Speaker 05

  Frankie could, Frankie could pull this one.

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  I think that if, if Jolly Rancher resonates, I feel like that may be the part where I could've maybe done something better, but I can't even think of anything right now. When you take away the heavy hitters, it's tough.

• 1:17:48Speaker 04

  I mean, I, I, I think I, I played good defense taking Kit Kat and Airhead away from you, because I, both of those would've been on your list.

• 1:17:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, they would've. I was hoping that Airhead like slipped through the cracks and I would get it.

• 1:17:59Speaker 05

  You guys don't have a nut? You don't have much variety.

• 1:18:02Speaker 03

  Nut sucks. I don't want nut. First of all, peanut M&Ms.

• 1:18:05Speaker 04

  Peanut M&Ms are the best, yeah, they are the best. That was on my list when we, before we did like the no heavy hitters.

• 1:18:11Speaker 05

  That might've been my one, but, uh, you guys have no nuts.

• 1:18:14Speaker 03

  Who needs nuts?

• 1:18:15Speaker 05

  You need some, you need variety.

• 1:18:17Speaker 03

  You don't need nuts.

• 1:18:18Speaker 05

  Frankie's got full cookies, so.

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  But the mini, I, I do like the mini Oreos.

• 1:18:22Speaker 04

  No, I don't have full cookies. I have like the packaged, you know, the mini ones.

• 1:18:25Speaker 05

  They are cookies, so that's a good pick. Rice Krispie Treats.

• 1:18:28Speaker 04

  Rice Krispie Treats is such a like, you know, like Tom Brady in the thirty-fourth round. Like, that is such a great pick.

• 1:18:37Speaker 03

  Alright. Well, we'll see. We'll have you guys vote on them, and you let us know. We'll post it on the Instagram, we'll get some graphics up. Also, I wanna make sure that the fucking graphic is like, we've excluded these. So people are like, what the fuck, where is Starburst and Skittles?

• 1:18:48Speaker 04

  Like, on like the first slide, it should say like Halloween Candy Draft, we've excluded this, this, this, this, and this.

• 1:18:54Speaker 05

  We'll put those on, those, uh, candies on the IR, IR or something.

• 1:18:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:58Speaker 05

  We'll put them on the reserve. Um, but yeah. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:19:03Speaker 04

  The Frank Alvarez all over. You go check out The Basement Yard on Patreon dot com slash The Basement Yard, and all over social media. Uh, yeah, that's it.

• 1:19:14Speaker 03

  Aunt?

• 1:19:14Speaker 05

  Aunt Prisco on TikTok and Instagram. And you guys can follow me at Joe Sanagato on TikTok and Instagram, and go follow the show at The Basement Yard. And that is all. See you guys next time.