#575 - Work Hard, Play Harder

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  From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

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  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

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  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

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  That family wasn't real.

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  You sure about that?

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  I had a father called Vision.

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  How is this possible?

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  Don't miss the two-episode premiere of Marvel Television's Vision Quest. Nothing bonds a family together quite like mortal jeopardy. Now streaming, only on Disney+.

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  Welcome back to the ba-

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  Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank?

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  I gotta be honest with you. I just caught a whiff of myself. I'm a little fucking stinky.

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  What the fuck is that? That's where we're gonna start?

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  I just-

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  You stink? Like ship?

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  A little bit. No, just like-

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  Like a big ship?

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  No. Slow down. I'm not like- wait, wait. Like shit or like ship? I wish I smelled like a ship. Well-

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  Do you? You wish you smelled like barnacles?

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  What do barnacles smell like?

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  I don't know. I assume the ocean-

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  What do barnacles smell like?

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  I don't even know what a barnacle is.

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  Ocean doesn't smell awful. It's just like when there's like dead shit in it. That's when it smells like shit.

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  Wait, what's a barnacle?

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  It's like a little animal that like builds a little shell and like lives in a little fucking shell with a little hole at the top of it.

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  It's like a boat pimple.

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  Yeah, kind of.

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  And they're also on whales, right?

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  Are they on whales? Maybe. Maybe on like slower living animals, but like they're like- there's animals in there, brother. You ever see them crunch them off of lobsters? They go on lobsters.

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  Do we eat them?

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  I don't think we can eat them. Those are those little motherfuckers. Yeah, brother.

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  This is gross looking.

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  I kinda like them. No, they can like hurt animals. So like they can grow- you've never seen the people that take them off of lobsters?

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  No.

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  Dude, there's like-

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  Scraping barnacles off of lobsters?

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  Brother, scraping. They use like fucking like needle nose pliers and shit like that. Because they're like strong bitches.

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  Oh, they're little strong rocks?

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  They're little- but there's- in the middle, that little thing in the middle is an animal.

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  Yeah, people like scrape them off.

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  I like- I like new, like that. Like when I'm looking at it, I'm like, I know that's a barnacle, but I don't know what it is.

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  I- I'm pretty sure it's an animal and the thing around it is like a shell. Yeah, it can like fuck with like ships. It can-

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  Propellers?

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  It could fuck with lobsters.

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  Bro, every time I see a picture of a propeller, I just think of Titanic and that dude jumping off the back and hitting one and just spinning.

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  And like, but dang. Like hit that shit.

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  I love that sound.

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  You like- so-

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  I like the sound of a body hitting a propeller off the Titanic. That's what I like, yeah.

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  I mean, you know what?

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  But dang!

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  It's a one of one sound, so-

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  You know what else I really like? When you throw- you remember at the end of Tommy Boy where he throws a football and it hits the old lady in the face? And it makes that like-

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  The- the- the sound of like when a ball hits someone's face, that's a very, very good sound.

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  It's like a- Pint! Like that.

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  It's a pint!

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  I fuck with that sound a lot.

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  That is a really good sound, but- Bro, there- there- there's this TikTok account where these guys are like ship- ers.

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  Sailors?

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  That's it.

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  Fishermen?

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  Fishermen. One of those three.

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  Yeah.

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  And then they'll fucking like find a lobster and they'll be like, this poor guy got too many barnacles on it and it's like fucking with its ability to like be a lobster. So let's just take him off, help him out, scrape him off, throw it back in.

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  Wow.

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  I wanna catch a fish just to have the feeling of fucking tossing that bitch back into the water. You know what I mean? Like, does it hurt them?

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  A hook is in their face, I imagine.

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  No, no, no. That part I imagine isn't sick. But like when you like toss it back.

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  Oh, I mean if you throw it like Vlad Guerrero, maybe.

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  Yeah, I don't think I'm hop stepping tossing this thing-

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  Yeah, you can't Gronk spike it into the ocean. You gotta like let it go.

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  I don't think that's what's happening, but like a-

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  I think they're durable. You could throw them around.

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  Are they? Well, probably the bigger the fish, the more durable they are. If I take a little sunny and I toss that bitch, it's probably gonna get in a little bit of trouble.

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  If you try to toss a- like a swordfish, it's not- nothing's gonna happen to it.

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  First of all, you ain't picking up a swordfish.

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  I don't even know how big they are.

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  A swordfish can get up to like a thousand pounds, can't they?

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  That's a big fish.

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  Like they- they could be- and they- they've got that bitch on the top.

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  Like a marlin?

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  That's the sword part of the whole name.

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  I- I- yeah, I don't- I mean, listen, I have no idea. But, guys, today we actually have a surprise.

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  That's right, that's right.

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  We have a lot of surprises on the show lately.

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  First I was stinky and now we have a surprise. That's not stinky.

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  He's stinky and now we have a surprise. Watch it. Um, but me and- me and Frank have been doing this thing behind the scenes here since Halloween's coming up. We came up with an idea and now we're kind of gonna present it to each other for the first time, but independently, we have been working with our merch company to create a Halloween costume of each other.

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  Yes.

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  So, we haven't seen these. He made me, I made him.

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  Is that- yeah, that's what I think.

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  I think that's the idea, yeah.

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  So we're revealing it for the first time and also these will be available for purchase today. So if you're watching this, you can go on standingoutstudios.com and get it.

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  And I'll tell you this though, all limited edition. Let's do-

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  Limited.

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  Let's- let's- let's do work quickly here, okay? Because I'll tell you right now, there's only 500 of each of them.

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  I- I feel like I put a lot of thought into mine.

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  Um, I feel like you're gonna get angry at the- at this one.

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  Well, you may not. You may be angry too. I don't know.

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  The fuck do I gotta be angry about?

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  I don't know.

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  I don't gotta be angry about shit. I don't get angry about anything.

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  So-

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  The joke there is that I just got angry.

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  Right?

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  Do you wanna show me- so- so there's some- there's like a main component and then there's some-

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  I got some like accessories.

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  Yeah, I got some accessories too. We were told to have accessories.

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  You got a Velcro sneaker back there? What's going on?

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  No, you aren't cool enough to wear Velcro sneakers anymore.

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  I'm not old enough to wear a Velcro sneaker. Or young enough- or young enough.

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  You could- who the fuck cares? You could wear them right now if you want.

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  I mean, be good.

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  Do they make Velcro sneakers for people our age?

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  I'm sure they do, but no one wears them. Frank, they exist. It's just- it's just a new thing that exists.

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  Alright, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.

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  First thing I have, cause obviously you need like-

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  You need to look like me.

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  You need to look like you.

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  Which a part of me is my clothing.

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  Exactly.

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  Yes. Alright, now we're fucking talking. Yo! Hold on!

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  It's a- it's a Hawaiian shirt, but also if you notice-

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  First of all, get the ta- get the tag away from there.

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  No!

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  We don't need that.

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  If you notice, there's a hot dog in it.

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  We- you unironically made a sick Hawaiian shirt.

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  Look at that, and it's also drizzled in the perfect way.

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  Yeah, and I noticed, by the way, no mustard, cause get that the fuck off my shirt. I would never put mustard on my shirt, cause I'm an American.

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  That's what I'm saying. So this is a ni- I feel like you would wear this.

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  Unironically, nice shirt.

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  I know.

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  Like, that is a good shirt.

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  I know.

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  It's gonna make my shirt maybe- maybe a little not as-

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  Wait, what does that mean?

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  Well, yours is, as you can see here, it says, "Overpriced but super trendy t-shirt." Cause that's what you-

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  You're a piece of shit. You're- you're a garbage man.

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  And it's like in like the font, where it's just like, you know, the like Brooklyn, like, you know, it's just, this is what it is.

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  And it's black and white, like the Balenciaga shirts that we talked about.

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  Uh, which I still have yet to see, by the way.

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  You haven't seen one still?

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  Still have not seen one. I have- and my eyes have been agape the whole time.

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  Well, don't say agape.

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  So, you can- you can wear this t-shirt.

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  Wow.

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  And you could do like the messy hair, you could do the- the facial hair and everything.

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  The messy hair.

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  And you're right there.

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  Yeah.

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  You're right there. Messy trendy messy, though. It's not like-

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  Sure, sure.

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  You got like messy messy. It's- it's a good- I think that- that works. Unironically, would you wear this?

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  No.

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  Yeah, okay.

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  But I get why you would- you would put that on there.

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  Yes.

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  Do you also- so we have accessories too.

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  Yes, can I go my first one?

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  We'll snake, we'll snake.

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  We'll snake it?

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  Yeah, yeah.

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  Okay. So, you can't be Joey without quietly flaunting your wealth.

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  Alright. What does this mean?

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  So, we have a wallet here.

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  And as you can see, it's a $5,000 bill with your face on it.

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  Is that an actual wallet?

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  Yeah, it's a functioning, actual wallet. Like you could- it could hold- I don't know how well it's gonna hold-

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  Is that a picture of me on the front?

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  Yes, you're on the dollar, the $5,000 bill. And it says, "The basement yard will pay to the bearer on demand." And then it says, "Making money is laborious."

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  You had to sneak that in on there?

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  Well, you know, sometimes you gotta be consistent.

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  So it's like an actual wallet?

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  Yes, uh, actual wallet. It has the Queens, New York-

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  Oh, that's fire.

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  Yeah. At the bottom, it says, "San Agato for the Treasurer of the United States," which, way that we're going, you might be there in a couple years. You know? And the basement yard logo with the Queens sigil again. I mean, this is- this is a beautiful wallet. It can hold actual money. Um, you know? So ridiculous.

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  I'm gonna- I- I'm gonna snake, so we're gonna- I'll do two in a row here.

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  You're gonna snake, okay.

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  I have- I mean, this, I feel like, if you're Frank and you're wearing the, uh, the Hawaiian shirt-

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  Yes, yes.

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  And it's got the hot dog on it.

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  Yes.

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  Let's make it realistic. Let's get an actual hot dog here. But it's squishy.

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  Is- oh, is it like the butter squishies?

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  Dude, like I swear to God, the texture of this, you're gonna wanna eat it. You're gonna wanna eat it.

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  Holy shit.

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  Oh! I didn't even know that came out. Wait, don't rip it.

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  I don't think it's supposed to.

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  Okay. Well, that looks- Frank, we're gonna get demonetized! Stop!

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  Oh, this is not- this is weekly! Oh, this does feel good.

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  It feels good, right?

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  It's like memory foam.

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  I know.

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  You ever just like-

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  Do this just to watch it grow?

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  Yeah.

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  Wow, that actually was cooler than I thought it was gonna be.

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  Alright, I love it.

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  Yeah, so you got the, you got the Hawaiian shirt.

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  Well, let it fall out again, let it fall out again.

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  It just looks like a dog.

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  It does look like a hot dog, but that's a beautiful looking hot dog. Put that shit on the table.

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  And then, okay.

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  I need to see the full fucking costume together.

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  You're right, you're right, you're right. You know, you know what you're doing. So I got the Hawaiian shirt, I got the hot dog, and then for my last part of the, the, uh, for my last accessory of the costume.

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  Hold on.

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  It's a basement yard piss bottle.

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  So it's, it's shaded yellow, so it looks like it's filled with piss because...

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  Don't do that. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

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  But it's an actual bottle.

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  Is this gonna be my, my, my fucking, like, what I'm remembered for forever? Is that an actual, like, functioning water bottle?

• 10:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You could, like, put water in here. I don't know what this is. There's, like, a little, like, cap to it, but whatever, but...

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  Let me see that?

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  It's Halloween, water's not going in there.

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  Oh, yeah. He means...

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  Jameson and water's gonna go in there.

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  Yeah, honestly, I'd prefer piss at that point in time.

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  But yeah, it's a piss bottle for you. So you could just carry it around on Halloween, like, "Hey, is that piss?" "Yeah, it is."

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  Well, someone is getting stopped with water in that thing, and they're just gonna be like, "We need to talk."

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  No, it's pee.

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  No, no, I mean, please don't piss in that.

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  Or...

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  Would that be a nice... Okay, well, I've got one more that I think people are gonna fucking lose their mind for. I truly, truly, truly believe that people are going to lose their mind.

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  Let's see.

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  So, you got the big billionaire Joe. The other way that you can possibly be Joe

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  is you can have a phone. You have the orange phone, but here's the thing, is that it actually plugs into your phone! So, like, you can actually make a call.

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  You can take a call?

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  You can take a call, there's, there's volume buttons on it, so, like, give me a call right now.

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  I'm literally gonna call your phone.

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  Call my phone right now.

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  I'm calling it.

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  This would be bad if this doesn't work.

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, this wasn't tested?

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  Hello?

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  Bro, this sounds clearer than your actual phone.

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  Really? And there's a volume button on it?

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  I think that's for you, but not me.

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  Yeah, yeah, that wouldn't be for...

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  Yeah, I know, I couldn't hear you. You were a little low, but, like, hey, fuck you.

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  Yeah, I can hear it. I mean, I can hear it also in real life, but...

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  But it's actually functional and it works, and you could pick up the phone call from here.

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  Amazing.

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  So you could just be at work and you could be like that.

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  There you go, just scream at people on the phone.

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  Oh, oh, I gotta be honest with you, the feeling of, like, if someone pisses you off to go like this, and then, like,

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  Slam your phone.

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  Hit it, and then, I mean, they might not, it might not...

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it is pretty sturdy, but you probably will break it.

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  Yeah, I can almost guarantee you're gonna break it.

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  Yeah.

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  But yeah, so that's, that's what you're gonna have, is you're gonna have...

• 12:33Speaker 02

  These are good gadgets.

• 12:35Speaker 03

  Listen, a good gadget brings the goods to gadget.

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  Not a sentence.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  Not a, not one at all. So what you could do here is, uh, I feel like we're, like, QVC at this point in time.

• 12:45Speaker 02

  I know. What you could do here, you hit that number on the screen right now.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  The thing is, number down at the bottom right here, you call this number right now.

• 12:51Speaker 02

  You will get ten payments of $5.99, 10% off.

• 12:55Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, don't say that, because people, you could get into, like, you know, issues with, like, misappropriating with the actual prices.

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  I don't know the, I don't know the price.

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  What you could do is, you wanna look like Joe Santagato for Halloween, go to santagatosudios.com. Today, check out the costumes.

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  Yo, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's right there.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  If you wanna be frank, you want this really cool shirt and you want a piss bottle?

• 13:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, but also if you want this functioning orange phone and a wallet with Joe Santagato's face on it. Which, what, what else is there, you know? I mean, I gotta be honest, that stress hot dog is, it is nice.

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  I know you're gonna take this.

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  And that's a nice shirt.

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  You're gonna take all of this. This, yo, just think about this, all jokes aside, if you had to piss in your car...

• 13:39Speaker 03

  That is a good, but there's that, like, insert in it. We, that insert's going into the fucking...

• 13:42Speaker 02

  You gotta rip it out.

• 13:43Speaker 03

  That's going into the garbage.

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  I think it's just, like, you know.

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  And also, if you, God forbid, you get pulled over and they're like, "Is that piss?" You could be like, "No, no, no, look, it's, like, it's, like, in, in here." Yeah, because I could fit in there. Let me see that. I think I'd make it.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  I think you could fit your balls in it, too.

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  So go check it out at santagatosudios.com. There's a limited edition, uh, 500 each, uh, so hopefully the frank one sells out faster.

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  Yeah.

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  I don't know, this is pretty cool. Hello?

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  Also, there'll be two, uh, Halloween designs that Athena made on the website as well, those are available, so go to santagatosudios.com today. Uh, they're all available today, so that we can try and, you know, get you that stuff in time for Halloween, but, uh, October 5th, 7 a.m., so if you're watching this out in the public, then, uh, they're available.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Out in, I'm sure someone has already clipped this.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but if it goes out available on, uh, like, it goes first on Patreon, then people are like, "It's not available!", and it's like, it, 'cause October 5th, it's when the pub sees it, you know what I mean?

• 14:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, come on, guys.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 14:46Speaker 03

  Cut us some fucking slack.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Cut us some fucking slack, I can't fucking do it.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Look at all this slack that we have. Can you cut us some of it?

• 14:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, please.

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  Pleeeet.

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  Uh, but yeah, go check it out, santagatosudios.com.

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  By the way, notice, no Ant costume.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  I wasn't gonna say it.

• 15:02Speaker 03

  Well, I will say this, I know, where, yeah, I know. I will say this, if we were to put together an Ant costume, what would it include?

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  Fake glasses.

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  Yeah.

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  That's a good one.

• 15:12Speaker 03

  You're exposing him, too, by the way. By the way, it's other show merch. It would just be a hat that just says "Other Show."

• 15:18Speaker 02

  That's funny.

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  The Other Show.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  That's funny.

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  The Other Show.

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  Or it'd just be like a big Mickey Mouse.

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  Uh, which you would, we would immediately get hammered by Disney.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 15:26Speaker 04

  The old one's in public domain. It'd be alright.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you don't like the old one. You need to, like...

• 15:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're right. Or some obscure anime.

• 15:35Speaker 03

  They'll hammer you too, brother. You ain't putting anything anime on that shirt.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  That's true. What about some, like...

• 15:41Speaker 03

  A Rainforest Cafe. They need all the help they can get, so they might just be happy.

• 15:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe like a, yeah, one of those. Some sort of, oh, like a, like a Twisted Tea. Are you still doing that?

• 15:52Speaker 03

  No, they stopped because it's too much sugar. I remember, uh, you told me.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  Twisty Lights. Oh.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  I love that they've made this step, the responsible step at, like, Twisted Tea Lights, but not just stopping the drinking.

• 16:04Speaker 02

  No, no, no, we're just gonna go the light version.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 16:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I would do for Ant. I'm gonna get both of those.

• 16:11Speaker 03

  Or a, or, or like a, like a, a sports shirt that just says "The Other Team."

• 16:18Speaker 02

  Or like a, a mask that makes it look like your face is just doing this.

• 16:24Speaker 02

  You notice you do that a lot?

• 16:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, I notice. It's just a thing.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  Gotta say, you've been putting together fits, my guy. You notice, you notice this guy?

• 16:31Speaker 02

  Well, we chose the wrong one.

• 16:32Speaker 04

  The Patreon episode, he threw a fit like crazy.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  This guy, he's, he's throwing together fits, you know, he's, he's...

• 16:37Speaker 02

  Double up, it's a, this is a quick change.

• 16:38Speaker 03

  He was looking at watches before, you know?

• 16:41Speaker 02

  He's throwing fits.

• 16:42Speaker 04

  Trying.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  You're a stylish guy now?

• 16:44Speaker 04

  No.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  He's stylish. I mean, I said it the other day on the other episode, he's getting stylish now.

• 16:49Speaker 03

  I think you should just, you fully just, like, let your facial hair grow out, let your hair, hair grow out.

• 16:55Speaker 02

  What would grow on your face? Cause there's not a whole lot of evidence of growing.

• 16:59Speaker 03

  Can you give us a picture? Do you have a picture of you facialled out?

• 17:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  Do you have a picture of you being facialled?

• 17:05Speaker 02

  You being facialled out? Can you get a stash?

• 17:08Speaker 04

  Not really, it's very sad.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  Can we do one for November?

• 17:11Speaker 04

  I, I, it will not be one.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  It'll be something.

• 17:14Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, are we gonna commit to not shaving for November, like everyone in college did, but I shave every, like, four weeks anyway, so...

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I also haven't seen a clean shave on my face in, since high school.

• 17:26Speaker 03

  60,000 patrons?

• 17:28Speaker 02

  I really don't.

• 17:29Speaker 03

  I mean, yours grows back pretty quickly.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  I don't think anyone would enjoy what they see under here.

• 17:33Speaker 03

  Why?

• 17:34Speaker 02

  I just don't think.

• 17:35Speaker 03

  I think you'd be, uh, you know what?

• 17:36Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm adding myself in that group, by the way.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Oh, you'd be fine, bitch.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  I'd be like, "This is bad."

• 17:42Speaker 03

  Uh, people would be completely okay with it.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  I think that, well, forget about people, I am people, too.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  How about we do this, 60,000 patrons, we both commit to completely shaving our faces.

• 17:51Speaker 02

  And then what about I get, like, a prosthetic bearded mustache?

• 17:54Speaker 03

  You know what's gonna be unironic? Like, you are going to probably look great with facial hair.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  I have no idea, but I've never experienced...

• 18:03Speaker 03

  What do you see on him? A goatee?

• 18:04Speaker 02

  No, give me a beard.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  I could see you having, like, a...

• 18:07Speaker 02

  A soul patch?

• 18:08Speaker 03

  No, there's a little mustache that Charlie Chaplin used to wear.

• 18:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was coming. Charlie, among other people.

• 18:17Speaker 03

  Uh, he was before. He could, he, he had it before. He was grandfathered in, like, Mariano Rivera wearing 42.

• 18:25Speaker 03

  What the fuck are we doing?

• 18:26Speaker 02

  Like Mariano Rivera wearing 42.

• 18:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's gotta say, you know? We're, we're a stylish group.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  Why do you look up like that? That's your little sneaky face.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  That is my sneaky face. And I'm a stinky, I got stinky face.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  Why do you smell?

• 18:44Speaker 03

  I think I was just, I was wearing a jersey, and then underneath, like, I know I put deodorant on today.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  But you're smelling, like, funk? Do you like it?

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, you do, you filthy fuck. Just a little.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  You like it?

• 18:56Speaker 03

  Just a little.

• 18:56Speaker 02

  Does it sting you? Like, you know when you smell stuff and, like, it hits the back of your brain?

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Will you, will you come smell?

• 19:03Speaker 02

  Didn't we do this, but you smelled me?

• 19:05Speaker 03

  Like, well, you, you, you say, you openly say you don't stink.

• 19:09Speaker 02

  Not all the time. There's a very rare occurrence where I start to smell, like, stuff.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  People immediately called you out for that ad that you did.

• 19:16Speaker 02

  I know.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  People, yo, fuck you guys, I'll stand up.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  First of all, it's an antiperspirant, I sweat like a bastard.

• 19:22Speaker 04

  He does.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  Yo, like a real son of a...

• 19:24Speaker 02

  Watch his heart.

• 19:25Speaker 03

  Like a real son of a bitch.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  I do, I sweat like crazy.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  You sweat.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  But I sweat here. Like, I sweat here, too.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  Well, you sweat here.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  My, my head is sweating, cause I have such a big head and face and neck.

• 19:38Speaker 03

  I don't think, I, I don't think that's what that is. I, I think you just...

• 19:40Speaker 02

  But my pits, like, they definitely sweat and they get slippery, but I don't get, like, giant...

• 19:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't get, like, there are people that sweat way more. Have you guys been watching the...

• 19:49Speaker 02

  Hydrosmosis, what's it called? Hydro, hydro, hydro, hydrophorbo, hydro, hydro, hydro, hydrosis?

• 19:57Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  It sounds right.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  Hydro, hi...

• 20:00Speaker 02

  Hydrophenosis? No, it's like, when you sweat a lot, it's called hydromitus.

• 20:04Speaker 00

  From the studio that brought you WandaVision.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  I was an Avenger, but I'm not a hero anymore.

• 20:12Speaker 00

  The Vision returns for the final chapter of the groundbreaking trilogy.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  That family wasn't real.

• 20:18Speaker 00

  You sure about that? How is this possible?

• 20:35Speaker 03

  That was a, that was a teacher in my high school.

• 20:38Speaker 02

  Hydrometis? Hydro- Hydrosis? Hyper Hydrosis.

• 20:44Speaker 03

  Hy- Hyper Hy- Hydrosis we all technically got.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  This also sounds like a blastoise thing.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, absolutely does. You're just like, "Blastoise! Yes! Hyper Hydrosis!"

• 20:54Speaker 02

  Fuck off, a char's already easy.

• 20:55Speaker 03

  I'll tell you right now, that shit is gonna take out a fucking lot of people. Doubles battles, 100%.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  You haven't played there. You're not ready for that. You're not ready for that. Um, fuck, I had something to say, but now I forgot it.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  You're talking about high school teachers or something?

• 21:09Speaker 03

  No, I mean, the, that was a teacher in my high school, Mr. Hydrometis.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  He's Greek.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  Duh.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  And had a giant head.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Big head? Like a fat head like mine, or like a big head up here?

• 21:21Speaker 03

  Like, looks like, the way he was walking, like he'd fall over, just one little...

• 21:25Speaker 02

  So he had like a helmet head?

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Brother?

• 21:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  Like, he looked like the Pokemon Chudel.

• 21:33Speaker 03

  You're not gonna, you're not gonna, you're not gonna, that's for-

• 21:35Speaker 02

  I'll tell you who's got a big fucking head. I, one time I was at a restaurant, and I was sitting next to an Adamacon Sioux. Bro, his head is...

• 21:45Speaker 03

  First of all, that looks like, uh, my haircut. That's what he had. That's what he had. I didn't wanna be offensive to you.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Oh, he did? He had the pointy haircut too?

• 21:52Speaker 03

  He did, he did, way too late, way too late.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  What am I doing?

• 21:54Speaker 03

  And he apparently was a real bastard, too, so...

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Oh, well.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  That he evolves into Dreadnought, that's a cool Pokemon. Look at that son of a bitch.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  Oh, he's kinda cool? Looks like a...

• 22:02Speaker 03

  Snappy Turtle, yeah.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Alright.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  Uh, but-

• 22:06Speaker 02

  What was the name of that little thing?

• 22:07Speaker 03

  Chudel.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  Chudel.

• 22:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Sounds like a nice little snack.

• 22:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, like a British, like, it'd be like a British snack.

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Like a Cheetos, but it's like, "Oh, it's a little Chudels!"

• 22:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. "Oh, yeah, what you got? Eh, I got some Chudels." Actually, that's funny, 'cause I think this was in the part... Like, that game was based off of London.

• 22:25Speaker 02

  Huh. Maybe we're on to something here.

• 22:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think we might be.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:28Speaker 03

  Uh, interesting.

• 22:30Speaker 02

  But what were you saying about sweating?

• 22:32Speaker 03

  I was just, I, I just think that, you know, I, I was just, like, I, I caught a whiff while we were starting to record, and I was just like, "Uh-oh."

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Do you, do your thighs and ass sweat a lot? Like, if you're sitting down on a, a seat, and then you sit up and you're like, "Oh, god."

• 22:44Speaker 03

  It's a dry heat down there. Like, I'm not like, I'm not like, you know what I mean? It's like Vegas. Like, you get there and you're just like, "This is manageable, but it's hot."

• 22:53Speaker 02

  So there's not a whole lot of, like, water, but there is a, a sense of hot, uncomfortable... Stuff.

• 23:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:00Speaker 02

  It's a sauna.

• 23:01Speaker 03

  I, I don't sweat often or plentiful. You've got the, the, you know, hyper Hydrosis.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  I'm a little sweaty whore, yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 03

  You know, which is, uh, uh, you know, whatever, that's your thing.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  You could take the sweat.

• 23:14Speaker 02

  I try to not sweat, and I don't know what I'm doing, but like, sometimes I'll get on the treadmill and be like, "I'm gonna make it a mi-" I really do this. "I'm gonna make it a mile before a bead of sweat drops."

• 23:26Speaker 03

  Oh, you like, try to like, you try to like, outsmart your sweat glands?

• 23:29Speaker 02

  Well, my thought is like, if I tr- if I try to keep my heart rate as low as possible, then I won't sweat, which I don't know if it works like that, but this is what I tell myself.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't, I don't know how sweat works, but I imagine it's like, it's like a, it's like a computer program. Like, I imagine it's just like, "He's doing the thing, time to get ready."

• 23:46Speaker 02

  It's like, yeah, I mean, I think biologically, your body sweats so that the water's on your skin, it helps you cool your skin down, but I'm thinking that my heart rate is an indicator of what my external temperature is. So I'm just trying to like, I like, hold my breath, 'cause if you hold your breath, your heart rate goes down. So sometimes I'll, I'll hold my breath when I'm running.

• 24:06Speaker 03

  I heard, I heard that it goes up.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  If you, if you, it will temporarily go down. If you hold your breath, it'll like, start to drop, and then when you come back, then you're like, hyperventilating a little bit, so it'll go higher.

• 24:15Speaker 03

  I always heard that like, if you're like, dozing off a little, hold your breath, because your body will start to think like, "Oh no, they're not breathing," and it'll like, kinda like, "Dooka, dokka, dokka, dokka, dokka."

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Maybe. I mean, with me, I always do it where I like, lay down, and then I'll hold my breath, and my heart rate starts to drop.

• 24:27Speaker 03

  Be real fucking honest. Be real fucking honest for one second.

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  You ever taste your sweat? Like, ever like, a bead like, rolled?

• 24:35Speaker 02

  I mean, I've tasted my sweat not on purpose, if that's what you mean.

• 24:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not sitting there and saying that you're like, licking it on purpose, but like, have you gotten a little taste of it?

• 24:44Speaker 02

  Of course, of course.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  It's a little salty.

• 24:45Speaker 02

  Little.

• 24:46Speaker 03

  Lot of.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 24:47Speaker 03

  Lot of.

• 24:48Speaker 02

  It's mad salty.

• 24:49Speaker 03

  Yeah?

• 24:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, when you sometime- 'cause I got the beard a little bit, you know, and it sneaks in there, and like, and I got, I have like, a, a jet stream, like a, like a, like a spush splash.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Like when you're driving in the car, and you see the water all going the one way, and stuff like that?

• 25:04Speaker 02

  When I sweat, it just, it hits that, and it flies into my mouth.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  And I don't like it.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  If it meant that you wouldn't sweat for one whole year, but you need a drink... Let's say, eight ounces of your own sweat, you doing it?

• 25:18Speaker 03

  Like, in a cup?

• 25:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:20Speaker 03

  You're doing it?

• 25:21Speaker 02

  I think so, because I, I'm like, very aware of sweating. And like, I just don't wanna be.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  I've seen you sweat, but I've ne- I guess I've never seen it like...

• 25:31Speaker 02

  Well, it's because I'm on camera a lot, so I like, like, you remember when we shot that thing that we can't talk about yet? But we shot something, and like, that day it was super hot, and I'm like, "I'm gonna be in this thing."

• 25:41Speaker 03

  Well, you were, you were not happy with-

• 25:43Speaker 02

  I was not, I mean, they were putting, I already sweat like crazy, I got hyper Hyd- Hyd- Hyd- Hyd- Hydrosis.

• 25:47Speaker 03

  It was 100 degrees out, and you had to continuously walk in and out, in and out, in and out of the heat.

• 25:52Speaker 02

  And it was like, they put me in a thing that was very hot, we have to be so vague with this, but, um... I sweat a lot, so like, in situations like that, I, now I'm worried about like, does my hair just look sweaty, and I look like ridiculous? So if I didn't have to sweat, and I could just, I'll do it.

• 26:08Speaker 03

  But like, eight ounces, brother. That's not a little, that's eight, like, that's like-

• 26:12Speaker 02

  Can I mix it?

• 26:13Speaker 03

  Hmm...

• 26:15Speaker 02

  I, I'll sip it. I could do it.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Oh, brother, I feel like that's way worse. I feel like you gotta just down the whole thing.

• 26:20Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  Can I? No, not you. We know what you're doing. It's like, can I put this in a Buzz Ball? No, fuck you.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  Like, if you could refrigerate it, you know, make it a little cold?

• 26:30Speaker 03

  I mean, that would, I feel like that'd be way worse.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  I wouldn't wanna see what that much sweat looks like if you let it-

• 26:34Speaker 03

  You ever see that S- the, not SNL, the, uh, that jackass stunt that they did? They put Preston Lacey, who's like, the big dude, in a sweatsuit. They had him like, work out in like, a 100 degree room, and then they drank some of his sweat.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Oh, god, that's- I could never drink someone else's sweat. That's outrageous. But like, my own, I think I could do.

• 26:54Speaker 03

  But it's only one year.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  That's a long time.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  One year of no sweating?

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:00Speaker 03

  You wouldn't like, be like, "Oh, man, am I like-" I feel like, 'cause I don't sweat nearly as much, or as intensely as you do.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  I could wear whatever I want when I go out. It's kinda fire.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Is it that much of an in- impedance on your life?

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, if it's, if it's hot out, like, I'm like, "Oh, I'm just gonna be sweating, and then worried about what I look like."

• 27:19Speaker 03

  So like, you would wear-

• 27:20Speaker 02

  No one likes the sweaty looking bastard.

• 27:21Speaker 03

  I mean, you'd still be hot, so like, you wouldn't, you wouldn't start wearing sweaters in the summer, you would just-

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Well, no, no, I mean, but I, like, I don't care if I'm hot. I care that I'm sweating and look ridiculous.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  I mean, I think hot is not good. Like, if you're like, wearing like, a jacket in the summer, like, your body-

• 27:37Speaker 02

  I wouldn't, but I'm saying like, if I'm just in a t-shirt, I'd be worried of like, "I can't stay out here too long, I'm gonna start sweating on my t-shirt."

• 27:45Speaker 03

  There's also gotta be something dangerous about not sweating. Like, I feel like if you do sweat, it's better than if you don't. Because if you don't, like, your body's just like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the fuck?"

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, you gotta get the shit out. Toxins, or, you know, whatever the-

• 27:58Speaker 03

  I, I don't, I think that's not real. I don't think, you're not sweating out toxins as much as it's just like, electrolytes, and like, 'cause that's why it's salty.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  You know?

• 28:07Speaker 02

  It is a little salty. You ever like, work out with a, with like, a black hat on, you're like, "Look at this."

• 28:11Speaker 03

  I, I specifically have like, three hats that I use just for working out. Because then I'll, at the end, I'll be like, "That was a good workout, look at this," you know?

• 28:20Speaker 02

  Look at the salt line.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  It's got like, the white lines on it, and shit like that. Yeah, feels good.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Is that one of them? It's just, it's just, it's very beaten by the sun, so I figured that maybe you were working out.

• 28:30Speaker 03

  No, you know what this fucking hat is.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  I know, but I know what it is.

• 28:32Speaker 03

  No, I don't wear this at the gym.

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 28:34Speaker 03

  If I went to the gym and I wore a hat backwards, I hope that you would shoot me with a gun forwards.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  What's wrong with that?

• 28:39Speaker 03

  Hat backwards at the gym's a little crazy.

• 28:41Speaker 02

  I wear that gym back- backwards. What?

• 28:47Speaker 02

  I wear the gym back-

• 28:48Speaker 03

  What happened? Call the ambulance. Call the ambulance on this son of a bitch.

• 28:52Speaker 02

  I wear the gym hat backwards. Um, I wear my hat backwards at the gym.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  Oh, I feel like that's not good. That's like, that's, like, you're, you're one step near fingerless gloves and shorts that go below the knees.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  You're there.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  There is a guy in my building that has a tattoo at the gym. I'm just like, worried that he sees this, but whatever. Um-

• 29:10Speaker 03

  Oh, you think he's gonna see this?

• 29:11Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  You think he knows you?

• 29:12Speaker 02

  I don't know!

• 29:13Speaker 03

  I mean, if it's a tribal tattoo, there's a lot of douchebag-

• 29:15Speaker 02

  It's not. It's a tattoo that says-

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Oh, he, oh, you're getting specific. He might do it.

• 29:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, it says like, it's like, "Work hard over play hard."

• 29:27Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 29:28Speaker 02

  It's like, "Oh, my god, you got-"

• 29:29Speaker 03

  To get that tattooed on you, triple sucks.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  'Cause like, I understand, like, there was a point in time where that was like, the thing.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Work hard, play hard.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Like, that was the thing, like, our generation, we were just getting in and out of college, and they were just like, "Work hard, play hard," you know?

• 29:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:44Speaker 03

  But to, to live by it is another thing.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  It's another tattoo. I will say, he is working hard, 'cause he's in good shape.

• 29:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that just-

• 29:54Speaker 02

  I don't know how he plays.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  If I saw you with a work hard, play hard tattoo, I'm just thinking you're a drug addict.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  Uh, we don't know. I mean, that could be part of the playing hard.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  The drugs?

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Play hard drugs, yeah.

• 30:08Speaker 03

  If you, yo, I'm gonna go as far to say, that guy sucks.

• 30:13Speaker 02

  Can I, can I ask you a question?

• 30:16Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  When do you stop playing?

• 30:21Speaker 03

  Who are you asking here?

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Well, like, you know what, but like, even you, you have to stop playing. Like, when you play, like, let's go out and play. Like, we're gonna go play.

• 30:28Speaker 03

  It depends, like-

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Like, what is playing, and what's hanging out?

• 30:31Speaker 03

  So, so I'll, I'll, I'll, I'll put this as plainly as I can, so, Maeve, uh, Ruby's now in school, full-time kindergarten, Miles is in school, so at home now, it's really just Maeve. So if there's a day where I'm home, and I have nothing going on, or not much going on, her, I'll be like, "Let's go on the trampoline." You know, we'll go, we'll play for 25, 30 minutes, but I specifically do it around meals, right before lunch. So if we're gonna eat lunch at like, 12, we'll go out at like, 11:40, 11:45.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  Why is that?

• 31:02Speaker 03

  So I can be like, "Alright, it's lunchtime."

• 31:04Speaker 02

  So you gotta put an end to the play?

• 31:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, 'cause I don't wanna break this kid's heart, 'cause they're gonna wanna keep playing.

• 31:08Speaker 02

  But I'm saying you, like, I get kids play, but like, when do you, when, what are the age where it's like, "We don't play no more"?

• 31:14Speaker 03

  Play evolves, my guy. Play is subjective. What is play for a nine-year-old, what is play for a 29-year-old? What is, what, what, what, what include, what is included in play at different ages?

• 31:24Speaker 02

  I just feel like sometimes you play, and sometimes you hang out, and once you start hanging out, you don't play no more.

• 31:30Speaker 03

  You know, I think people like you, and this is not like, I'm not saying this in like a...

• 31:37Speaker 03

  You need to play more. Like, you don't play a lot.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  I will play.

• 31:42Speaker 03

  Play more, though. You will play, but like, play a little more.

• 31:48Speaker 02

  I probably should be playing more.

• 31:50Speaker 03

  You could play a lot. There's so much to play.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  Do you play?

• 31:52Speaker 04

  And sometimes you get played.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  You think he plays? You think he plays?

• 31:58Speaker 03

  You think he plays?

• 31:59Speaker 02

  I mean, if you count Mario Kart, yeah, I think he plays a lot.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  If anything, that's not even considered play for him anymore. That's working out.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's.

• 32:06Speaker 03

  Like, that's, that's like.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  It's my job.

• 32:08Speaker 04

  When's the last time you played? You went out and you and your friends were just playing?

• 32:11Speaker 02

  I would love to know what is considered that.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Like, you go out, you go, "Oh, I'll get in there in a snowball fight."

• 32:17Speaker 02

  Or like, "Let's go rake leaves and jump in them."

• 32:19Speaker 03

  Like, I got kids, so it's different. But also, I play video games. Becca and I play around too. We play, we play ha-has, he-he's.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  What's that, telling each other jokes?

• 32:28Speaker 03

  No, you know, we, we like, like, we play. I don't know. We play?

• 32:34Speaker 02

  This is my cold question.

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know.

• 32:37Speaker 02

  You play? Yeah, nobody play. People hang out. They don't play.

• 32:41Speaker 04

  Yeah, like, what about, like, pickleball? What does that count?

• 32:44Speaker 02

  That's playing.

• 32:44Speaker 03

  That's playing.

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  But, but it only counts as, as playing if, if people are coming from different areas. No, you could play by yourself.

• 32:52Speaker 04

  Frankie plays by himself.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  Stop that. Like, you could play, like, there were times where I would grab the basketball and I'd go in the front and I'd shoot around by myself.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  You're playing.

• 33:00Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 33:00Speaker 02

  You're playing.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  Let's play.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  You know?

• 33:02Speaker 04

  We pickleball it up a lot.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Really?

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Pickleball?

• 33:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 02

  Where do you play pickleball?

• 33:06Speaker 04

  Uh, by my parents. And we used to go to, uh, this gym once a week that had pickleball, but then I didn't like the owner.

• 33:11Speaker 02

  I like it. There's some play involved.

• 33:14Speaker 04

  You didn't like the owner?

• 33:15Speaker 02

  No.

• 33:16Speaker 04

  I just didn't like him, so we stopped.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  I will, I will tell you this. I, I think I keep a good, steady flow of play.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Play. I mean, you've got children. It's easier to play.

• 33:24Speaker 03

  But not even just that. Like, like I said, like, Becca and I would play around. Like, we'll make, like, little bits together and we'll laugh and, like, you know, like, play around like that.

• 33:30Speaker 02

  You're describing talking.

• 33:32Speaker 03

  No, but like, you, you know, just like, play talking.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, there's that.

• 33:36Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. It's just like riffing back and forth. That's kind of playing a little bit. You're playing.

• 33:41Speaker 02

  I, I'm, I'm talking about physical play. Like, getting out there and being like, "We're gonna go be ki-" and go play in the street.

• 33:48Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  Like, going, go, like, leaning out in the rain. Like, that's playing.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  You're, you're, you're landlocking what playing is.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  I am.

• 33:56Speaker 03

  You're giving it a.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  But you're, you got no bounds in your play. You're talking about telling a joke is a play.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  What, but no, but like, when something can be playful, you can stretch it out to become a full play. So like, if we, like, playfully, just like, you know, like, you know how, like, sometimes you'll see something funny and you'll riff? You'll just be like, "Yeah, look at that, la-la-la."

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. That's my whole life.

• 34:16Speaker 03

  That's, but like, if you do it long enough, you're playing around.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  I see where you're going.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  We used to go to, uh, a thrift store or like, and pick out each other's outfits, then go to the park and drink at a table.

• 34:33Speaker 02

  I don't know why that hit me so hard. I did not expect the end of that.

• 34:36Speaker 03

  I didn't either, honestly.

• 34:37Speaker 04

  And then, and then drink at a table.

• 34:40Speaker 02

  So you guys would go to the thrift store and buy an outfit?

• 34:42Speaker 04

  For each other, yeah. Like, we would pick each other's outfits.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  That's kind of, that's kind of playing.

• 34:45Speaker 02

  It's playful, it's playful, it's, uh, you know, it's not very, uh.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Illegal. It's not very legal.

• 34:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:52Speaker 03

  It's alright.

• 34:52Speaker 02

  It's, it's, it's, it's, it's partly play. It's part play.

• 34:56Speaker 04

  If, if that's not play, his, his guidelines of play are too strict.

• 35:01Speaker 03

  I will admit. I will admit. I will admit. I will admit. When's the last time you went to, like, hang out with one of your nieces or nephews and you just picked up an action figure and played with them?

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Yo, children's toys are super fire. They're dope. Like, they're definitely designed.

• 35:14Speaker 03

  Next time you see one of your, your nieces or nephews, just do that.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  You know what I did this past weekend? Cause I saw, it was my niece's birthday. We were in the house, whatever, we did cake, but then we went outside to my brother's driveway. We were riding bikes. I had, I had a razor scooter. I was scooting.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  You were, you were.

• 35:35Speaker 02

  This is play.

• 35:36Speaker 03

  Bunny hop?

• 35:38Speaker 02

  I did do a bunny hop. It wasn't that high. It used to be higher back in the day.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 35:41Speaker 02

  But I did a little, you know what I'm saying? So I'm on a scoo- I'm on a razor scooter. This is play.

• 35:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. There you go. See? You're playing.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Uh, you don't think a razor scooter's play?

• 35:49Speaker 03

  I think right now, your working hard is way overpowering your playing hard.

• 35:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, I need to, I need to play harder.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  You need to play a lot harder because you are working a lot harder than you are playing. The ratio is imbalanced.

• 36:01Speaker 04

  I gotta, I gotta play harder.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  You gotta, I mean, they're just, uh, but you play video games every now and then. That's a good little, you, you, you know, you're getting there. Play could be whatever you want it to be, my guy.

• 36:10Speaker 04

  Yeah, but he's playing FIFA.

• 36:12Speaker 02

  What do you play?

• 36:13Speaker 03

  That, you know, he's right. That is more work than it is play.

• 36:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, he's playing FIFA. That's like a real, you know.

• 36:18Speaker 03

  You're, that's, like, those sports sim games are like, sometimes more work than they are play.

• 36:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 36:23Speaker 03

  And I will say as someone.

• 36:24Speaker 04

  I'll tell you this. It doesn't make me happy. I definitely yell.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  As someone that plays a lot of MLB The Show, like, a lot more work than play.

• 36:31Speaker 04

  I would rather be tortured than play that game ever again. I hate that game now.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  I love that game. It's so fun.

• 36:36Speaker 04

  It's put me through hell. I can't do it.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  It's like, I, I, I, I say it. Like, they'll drop a new program and I will say like, "Oh, this is work. Like, this is work. I need to-" I'd be like, "Babe, I need to catch up with these moments." You know, like, "I'm, I'm up to my neck in moments. I need PXP," you know?

• 36:52Speaker 02

  I'm up to my, I'm up to my neck in moments. Oh, shit. Well.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  Why don't you do the first round and then we'll get back into playing?

• 36:58Speaker 02

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• 42:29Speaker 02

  Awesome. Also, before we, like, dive in, I, I, cause I, it reminded me.

• 42:35Speaker 03

  I'm about to dive in.

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Remember that? Was that your Trey songs?

• 42:40Speaker 03

  That was my Trey songs. Is he canceled yet?

• 42:43Speaker 02

  I think so, yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  Yeah? He's gone?

• 42:45Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  Oh, fuck.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Um.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  Sorry.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  No, but, um, uh, it reminded me, because when I was saying, like, hyperhidrosis, whatever, but did you see the story about the woman at High Rocks?

• 42:56Speaker 03

  What's High Rocks?

• 42:58Speaker 02

  You don't know what High Rocks is?

• 42:59Speaker 03

  What's High Rocks?

• 43:00Speaker 02

  The workout competition?

• 43:02Speaker 03

  No, I don't know that.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  Do you know what that is?

• 43:06Speaker 04

  Uh, the, when they slam stuff on the ground and go on?

• 43:09Speaker 03

  Is it, is it just CrossFit?

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Um, it's a competition.

• 43:13Speaker 03

  Cause I've done really good to not be inundated by CrossFit.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  He typed in high rocks, like high ro-

• 43:19Speaker 03

  That's what I would have typed in to-

• 43:21Speaker 02

  No, it's H-Y-R-O-X.

• 43:23Speaker 03

  Oh, it's, oh, high rocks.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Well, I did not, like-

• 43:26Speaker 03

  Like, it's a fucking, like-

• 43:27Speaker 02

  This is a very popular thing. I thought that you guys maybe would know.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  Why would I know this? I don't know fucking-

• 43:31Speaker 02

  Yes, I was right. What?

• 43:32Speaker 03

  High rocks!

• 43:33Speaker 02

  They do these things, yes.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Oh, and sh- yes. Yeah, so a woman was competing in this.

• 43:39Speaker 03

  Is she, she get hurt? Is she okay?

• 43:40Speaker 02

  She's okay.

• 43:41Speaker 03

  I'm, I am an ally to women.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  Okay, we'll see if you are after this. So she was competing in this, right? And she's like, she's an animal, like she is really good at this. She's competing to win.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Don't refer to women as animals. See? That's not an ally.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  I meant that in a good way. Also, uncross your arms. Um, but she, she's like an athlete and whatever. So it's, this, this is a competition. You have to do it as, as quick as possible.

• 44:05Speaker 03

  I'll tell you right now, I hate the name high rocks.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  So-

• 44:08Speaker 03

  It sounds like a, like an evil Pokemon.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  Okay, she's competing in this thing and at a certain point, her bowels give out.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  Stop, dude.

• 44:20Speaker 02

  And there's diadoodle cha cha cha.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Diad- diad- dime on diadim-

• 44:24Speaker 02

  Look that up. Just look it up. Oh, there it is.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I had it already.

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Oh, there it goes. She defecated.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Why are we, who, poor, poor woman. Why are we like, it-

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Well, it became this whole story.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Oh!

• 44:34Speaker 02

  What, what, yeah.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  Oh, no!

• 44:36Speaker 02

  That's so tough.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  That is so, I feel bad for, and, and, oh!

• 44:40Speaker 02

  Here's the, here's the best part.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  You wanna feel bad, but it's-

• 44:44Speaker 03

  I wanna feel so bad, but this, this fucking-

• 44:47Speaker 02

  She shit everywhere.

• 44:48Speaker 03

  Oh, god.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  It became this whole thing because it's like, this is, this is unsafe for other competitors and, and whatever, but that's-

• 44:54Speaker 03

  That's true. It's a biological hazard.

• 44:56Speaker 02

  The thing that is blowing my mind is that happened to her and she just didn't miss a beat and won.

• 45:06Speaker 03

  Good for her.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Unbelievable.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  She fucking showed you.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  What's me?

• 45:11Speaker 03

  You!

• 45:11Speaker 02

  Why me?

• 45:12Speaker 03

  Cause you're not, it's you. You're the problem.

• 45:16Speaker 02

  I'm the one saying the opinion.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  How about we, how about you talk more about the fact that she won and not the fact that she crapped her pants?

• 45:22Speaker 02

  Did you not hear me talk about the fact that she won despite shitting everywhere?

• 45:28Speaker 02

  If I shit everywhere, my day's over. My week's over.

• 45:31Speaker 03

  I'll tell you right now, I'm not, I'm not competing in that. I'm walking, uh, the minute I feel like things are going south.

• 45:38Speaker 02

  I'm stopping.

• 45:38Speaker 03

  I'm walking off. High rocks, you could watch me take a high step over to the bathroom.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, what, what?

• 45:44Speaker 04

  Is there an argument that she cheated?

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Oh, you mean like trying to get, is there an argument she cheated?

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Cause I'll tell you what, if someone in front of me who I was doing this competition shit themselves and I had to look at that and smell it the entire time, I might slow down.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  I'll tell you right now, I'll tell you right now, you're the, what's wrong with the world.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Frank, you would have lost your-

• 46:05Speaker 04

  You wouldn't have, you wouldn't have kept going.

• 46:06Speaker 03

  You know that gun that they shoot at the beginning of a race? I would have taken that and-

• 46:11Speaker 02

  You would have tried to kill yourself with like a flare.

• 46:13Speaker 03

  In Minecraft, in Minecraft. Minecraft, Neil!

• 46:16Speaker 02

  It's fake, Neil. Um, but yeah, I thought that was incredible.

• 46:20Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 46:21Speaker 04

  Frankie, if you were, brother, if you were in a competition and the person in front of you shit themselves and you had to keep going, trailing them in this race.

• 46:28Speaker 02

  There's no way.

• 46:29Speaker 04

  What are you, you, you're-

• 46:30Speaker 02

  There's no way.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  What do you mean if I had to do something? The only if is if I'm making it out of there in record time. If there was a competition, if part of the competition was like a 30 yard dash, it doesn't matter what direction that dash is. It's gonna be from there to the door.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:46Speaker 03

  That's, uh-

• 46:47Speaker 02

  It's tough. To win after that though, unbelievable.

• 46:49Speaker 04

  It is impressive.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  Two awards, I say.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  Oh, man. I mean, I've never, I'd never heard of high rocks, but I, I, I guarantee people are gonna be, you know, competing now.

• 46:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, it's very popular. Like, they like sell out events all the time.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  Really? Good for them. Is it like, again, I, I, I try my best to not be in the world of like CrossFit at all?

• 47:11Speaker 02

  It's, it's, it's not like the CrossFit games. It's more of like, so it's a competition where the, I don't know how many stations there are. Let's just call it 10. But you do a specific workout. So they have like, you know the ski things? We have to pull the, you know that machine? So it just looks like two poles like this and you pull and it's on strings and it's like, whatever. So you have to do that for a certain distance. You have to do rowing for a certain distance.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  All at the same time.

• 47:37Speaker 02

  So you do one of these things and then I believe you run a mile.

• 47:40Speaker 03

  So you have to be able to show that you are fit across all of these different things?

• 47:47Speaker 02

  If you wanna put it that way.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  I know that like technically CrossFit is like its own thing, but like that whole like working out insanely rapidly with intense weight and just throwing things around, like I call that all CrossFit. You know, it's like Band-Aids, like Band-Aid, they're called adhesive straps or strips, whatever they're called.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:11Speaker 03

  You know, a medical bandage.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  But it's like you do one of the workout stations and then I think you run a half mile and then you have to do all of them and then when you finish like-

• 48:19Speaker 03

  At what point do we say we're good?

• 48:21Speaker 02

  With working out?

• 48:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, at what point are we just like, we've, we've, we've topped out?

• 48:25Speaker 02

  I think that some people just wanna bleach themselves.

• 48:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, you know, I've seen, uh, like, uh, uh, uh, people saying like they run like ultra marathons, like 200 miles. Why, why, just why?

• 48:35Speaker 02

  200 miles is so outrageous.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  Just, just don't though.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  A 100 mile race.

• 48:40Speaker 04

  You know what's true too? If you're in first place and, and that happens to you, you probably keep going. I-

• 48:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I can't, I mean, that's, that's unfair.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  Another great point.

• 48:48Speaker 04

  Yeah, like if, if I was in like fourth place and I kept going, now I feel like I'm, I'm part of the problem.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  I will say, if I'm in first place and then I shit myself's? Myself's. Many of them. If I shit all of my pants, um, I'm lighter and I'm ready. Now I'm just going faster. I'm just gonna win harder.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  A lot of that looks like it was water weight.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:12Speaker 03

  You know, I mean, god, I hate this so much. Why did you even bring this up?

• 49:17Speaker 02

  I just, it popped into my head.

• 49:18Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 49:19Speaker 04

  Or it's more like impressive also, like doing something so strenuous that you just lose your pelvic floor essentially, right?

• 49:25Speaker 02

  That happens a lot with like the marathon too. A lot of people like end up crapping themselves and getting across the finish line.

• 49:29Speaker 04

  I feel like that makes more sense because you're bouncing so much that your, your insides are like, something's going on there.

• 49:35Speaker 02

  Like your body becomes like numb.

• 49:37Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Like your legs are kind of numb and you just kind of like lose control because they're sending it so hard that like your body is just like tense. And then like if it has a moment of release, it's like your butt is like, alright, me too.

• 49:51Speaker 03

  I, I, yeah, I don't know, I don't know the science behind it, but I'm gonna assume I know it.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  I imagine that it's just like, your body's holding on to all of your water. So like, it's just like, anything that we got in here right now, we don't know if we're gonna get it back. We need to use as much energy from what we currently have. So then when you stop, your brain's just like, time to rest and then-

• 50:15Speaker 02

  Also, is, I, I don't know if this is, I know laxatives do this, but I don't know if caffeine does, but it brings water to your-

• 50:22Speaker 03

  Can you work away crap?

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Can I work it away?

• 50:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:26Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 50:27Speaker 03

  Like-

• 50:30Speaker 02

  If I have to crap, I could work?

• 50:31Speaker 03

  No, no, no, like, let's say, let's say you eat a meal.

• 50:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 03

  And your body is doing what it naturally does, turning it into shit.

• 50:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:41Speaker 03

  Could you work so much that your body needs to revisit that reservoir of shit for more nutrients? And it's just like, well, eventually it's just not there anymore.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  So are you saying, so what you're saying is if I eat like a burger?

• 50:59Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:59Speaker 02

  Right?

• 51:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:00Speaker 02

  And then I immediately start running?

• 51:03Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:04Speaker 02

  And I'm, my body's running out of like nutrients or something. It's like, oh, wait, before you turn that burger into shit, let me grab some of that.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  Let me, let me, yeah, let me get some of that. Like, like, that's what your body is saying to that burger. It's like, yo, can I get some? Can I get some? We need more, we need more. Eventually, there's no burger left to be dumped.

• 51:20Speaker 02

  But I believe that dump is, there is no nutrients. It's just like what's left. It's waste.

• 51:30Speaker 03

  But how is that even possible?

• 51:32Speaker 02

  How is what possible?

• 51:33Speaker 03

  How, how is it that you can eat something that your body, there is no, like you, you, it is so void of-

• 51:39Speaker 02

  When it breaks down.

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, but with it breaks down. So let's say I eat, uh-

• 51:44Speaker 02

  Zucchini.

• 51:45Speaker 03

  Yeah. Mostly water. I imagine there's some fiber in there.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  Uh, and whatever vitamins are in there. If you take all of that, how is there anything left?

• 51:57Speaker 02

  Well, I don't think that it works quick enough that like-

• 52:01Speaker 03

  But that's my point, is that what if you are working consistently so much that your body's just like, we just need to hold on to this as long as we can?

• 52:10Speaker 02

  There will be waste anyway, cause it's waste. It's not what your body is using for that.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  But if you're, but if your body uses all of it, there shall be no waste.

• 52:19Speaker 02

  But no, there will always be waste.

• 52:22Speaker 03

  That's my question though. Is there a way to do something so-

• 52:25Speaker 02

  I don't think you can erase waste.

• 52:27Speaker 03

  But like if you do something so intensely, so, so much consistently that your body's just like, we can't get rid of this. We need to, we need this now.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  But your body doesn't need the waste. It's waste.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  But it's only waste once it's wasted. But what if it is not wasted?

• 52:42Speaker 02

  No, it's, it's, it's basically like a filter. Like we keep the good, we expel the bad.

• 52:47Speaker 03

  But what if there is no bad because all of it's good and being used? It's like, it's like they say, like, you know, the clip of-

• 52:55Speaker 02

  But it's not all good, is my point.

• 52:57Speaker 03

  A zucchini?

• 52:59Speaker 02

  Which is like, there has to be waste.

• 53:02Speaker 03

  I don't know if there is a waste.

• 53:19Speaker 00

  How is this possible?

• 53:33Speaker 03

  I know there is, but I don't think there is.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  But also, I think it has to do with what you ate yesterday.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  If I eat a zucchini every day for the next thirty days.

• 53:41Speaker 02

  Just zucchini.

• 53:42Speaker 03

  Only zucchini.

• 53:43Speaker 02

  You, you think you won't take a dump?

• 53:45Speaker 03

  Probably not.

• 53:46Speaker 02

  You absolutely will.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  But not if I'm working out the whole time.

• 53:52Speaker 02

  I believe that there will always be waste.

• 53:54Speaker 03

  I struggle with that thought.

• 53:56Speaker 02

  Do you think that if someone who is like a vegetarian just doesn't shit?

• 54:00Speaker 03

  I, I mean, if you showed me a vegetarian that worked out like.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  A savage.

• 54:06Speaker 03

  Like The Rock.

• 54:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  Like Iron Paradise, working out.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  And they only eat like veggies.

• 54:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:14Speaker 03

  It, are they creating waste?

• 54:16Speaker 02

  Well, I'm sure they're getting protein in different ways and protein I imagine would create some sort of waste. There's always waste. Think about water. Water becomes pee.

• 54:28Speaker 02

  Or is that blood?

• 54:29Speaker 03

  So they say. Yeah, so they say. Big, big piss isn't.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  So they say.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Big piss is not gonna.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  Well, that's a controversy.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, big piss isn't gonna convince me that it's water and like piss is water.

• 54:41Speaker 02

  Well, did you see the TikTok of that guy that was like, the TikTok was like, oh, my one hundred sixty-five IQ husband watching the basement yard?

• 54:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, fuck that guy, by the way.

• 54:51Speaker 02

  That's what, that's what that, that kind of felt like that for a moment.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  He was looking at us and like.

• 54:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, it was like.

• 54:55Speaker 03

  He was talking a little disrespectfully, I'm gonna say that.

• 54:57Speaker 02

  I'll say this, if you know your IQ.

• 55:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's another thing.

• 55:02Speaker 02

  You know your IQ.

• 55:02Speaker 03

  You know your IQ?

• 55:03Speaker 02

  Why do you know your IQ unless you're Albert Einstein? What are you doing with the IQ?

• 55:07Speaker 03

  I'll show you, I'll, I'll say it.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  If you're gonna tell people your IQ, what are we doing here?

• 55:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you, by the way, I know my IQ number, something, something, you're, you're overcompensating for something.

• 55:16Speaker 02

  Oh, I was gonna say, you know yours?

• 55:17Speaker 03

  No, can we take an IQ test? Or they like, do we need to pay for these masters?

• 55:21Speaker 02

  Probably. Should we all take one?

• 55:23Speaker 03

  Should we?

• 55:23Speaker 02

  I'm nervous about that. Actually, I'm a pretty good test taker.

• 55:25Speaker 03

  Well, IQ's, IQ's not, uh. It's not a.

• 55:28Speaker 02

  It's not what you like, you know, history dates.

• 55:29Speaker 03

  It's not knowledge, it's like critical thinking and stuff like that.

• 55:32Speaker 02

  Like an LSAT?

• 55:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, kinda. It's like what comes next in this pattern, you know, it's like shit like that.

• 55:38Speaker 02

  I know, but I did that for the, what's the one to get into the cats or, no, not the cats, the, there was some test that I had to take like going into high school and I forget the name of it, but.

• 55:50Speaker 03

  ACT?

• 55:50Speaker 02

  There was a lot of that, no.

• 55:51Speaker 03

  No, that was after.

• 55:52Speaker 02

  No, it was something else.

• 55:53Speaker 03

  Or.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  But it was like, it would show you like a hole in a paper and they would fold it a bunch of times, they're like, which one is it? I'm like, hate this.

• 56:00Speaker 03

  What?

• 56:00Speaker 02

  I just hate it. It's like, they'll put a hole here and then fold this a bunch of times. They're like, if we, if you folded it here and there and there, where would the?

• 56:09Speaker 03

  I mean, I think we have come to learn that standardized testing is nonsense and bull chimped, uh, but yeah.

• 56:16Speaker 02

  Bull chimped.

• 56:16Speaker 03

  That, that guy that was like watching, he was like.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  I mean, I'll, I'll be honest with you, it wasn't our best show.

• 56:25Speaker 03

  It's a bad question.

• 56:26Speaker 02

  It.

• 56:27Speaker 03

  It wasn't our best show. I stand by my question, cause he, he like, he did the thing that does get under my skin. I, I'm, I'm joking around with this guy, obviously, I'm sure he's a nice guy.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  You hate him, you wanna kill him.

• 56:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, right? I'm sure he's a nice guy, but like, the question is, like, if you take a tree and you burn it, you know, like, where, like, are we still the same weight? And he's just like, the molecules are in the air. But I was like, yeah, but eventually they go away, like, I think it's a legitimately thought provoking question and I stand by it.

• 56:57Speaker 02

  And that's all that matters.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  That is right.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Here's the business, he's standing on that.

• 57:02Speaker 03

  Son of a bitch, I am not moving for my spot on top of the business.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Speaking of business.

• 57:10Speaker 02

  DoorDash, you guys know what DoorDash is, right? You guys know what DoorDash is? You can go on DoorDash and buy something from the convenience store if you want a little bottle of water or you want a pack of Skittles or something and more brand names that I probably can't say, you could do that with DoorDash, okay? But another thing you don't think about with DoorDash is that you can use it to be, to bring, uh, your friends closer to you or you closer to your friends, to make your relationship better is what I'm trying to say, okay? With DoorDash, if someone's going through a hard time, you could send them something. Hey, like, you know your friend's address and you know that they love a certain drink and a certain snack, like, I'm gonna send you something nice, boom, DoorDash. And now DoorDash is becoming this like, this, this, this, this vessel for friendship, okay? You can use it in that way. Another way to use DoorDash?

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Me and Frank, a couple of years ago, we sent our moms, uh, flowers with DoorDash, cause they offer that as well, around those holidays, okay? Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, you could send them flowers with DoorDash. They do it all, okay? So it's not just, I'm gonna go get myself, uh, you know, a slice of pizza here. You can also use it as a way to connect with people as well. Um, so if, if someone you know is having a terrible day, you can use a DoorDash, do something nice for them, you know? Don't make it all about you. Sometimes do something nice for your friends or something like that, all right? Uh, but DoorDash makes showing up for the people you love easy, uh, yeah, got you, delivered, DoorDash, order now. Go check out DoorDash, go use it. Go, go, go be nicer to your friends. Go send them something nice and get yourself something nice too, while we're at it, why not?

• 58:38Speaker 02

  Go check out DoorDash, ladies and gentlemen. Um, but yeah, that's a, that's, I, I didn't, you know, I didn't wanna bring up all the Pope, but.

• 58:45Speaker 03

  Well, you did though.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  I did bring up the Pope.

• 58:46Speaker 03

  I didn't want to, but here I am going to do it and did it.

• 58:49Speaker 02

  I brought the Pope, big question.

• 58:49Speaker 03

  You did, you did.

• 58:50Speaker 02

  Big question, what am I saying?

• 58:52Speaker 03

  Well, this was a, well, I mean, I, I, I remember, you know, like, you hear stories of people like doing like weightlifting and like something like that happens and.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Or they look, they get a little pee.

• 59:04Speaker 03

  Piss is whatever, dude.

• 59:08Speaker 03

  After having kids, piss is like, it, it, it's, it's whatever to me.

• 59:13Speaker 02

  Like if you pissed?

• 59:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, you know, cause we've been potty training, so like sometimes naturally.

• 59:18Speaker 02

  Well, I'm talking about like if you went to the gym and you're like bench pressing and, and piss comes out.

• 59:24Speaker 03

  I just think that piss needs to be looked at with more respect than it is. Like when people he, like, just like.

• 59:31Speaker 02

  Don't make a fuss about piss.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  Don't make a fuss about piss. Piss fuss is so out, it's so two thousand and six. Piss fit, piss fuss is two thousand and six.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  Speaking of piss, I have a question.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Do you?

• 59:43Speaker 02

  It doesn't have anything to do with piss.

• 59:45Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 59:45Speaker 02

  I, I said not to get either. Um, if you got a thousand dollars a day, how long do you think you can go without showering or bathing?

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Or changing your clothes?

• 59:57Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 59:59Speaker 02

  I wouldn't last that long.

• 1:00:00Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 1:00:03Speaker 03

  I'm getting up there.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  I think I could do like five days.

• 1:00:06Speaker 03

  Oh, I can endure it. The people around me are not gonna have a fun time, cause most of that thousand dollars is gonna go to make sure that people around me don't hate me.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  If you were a single guy, how long do you think you could go?

• 1:00:18Speaker 03

  And do I keep my current job?

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:22Speaker 03

  Um, weeks. I'm gonna be gross.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  Weeks?

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  I'm gonna be, yeah.

• 1:00:28Speaker 02

  So, but like.

• 1:00:29Speaker 03

  Realistically.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. Thousand bucks a day.

• 1:00:32Speaker 03

  Thousand bucks a day.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  No showering.

• 1:00:33Speaker 03

  No showering.

• 1:00:34Speaker 02

  No changing your clothes. You could wipe your butt.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  You're gonna have to wipe your butt.

• 1:00:39Speaker 03

  You're gonna have to.

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  Otherwise, he's gonna get all stingy and red.

• 1:00:42Speaker 03

  Stop.

• 1:00:43Speaker 02

  We don't know if he's like that already.

• 1:00:47Speaker 02

  How dare you? You know that Frank keeps his asshole clean.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  Both of you cut it out, how about that?

• 1:00:52Speaker 02

  We can't talk about your asshole now?

• 1:00:53Speaker 03

  I, I choose not to.

• 1:00:55Speaker 02

  No, we're talking about it.

• 1:00:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's mine, don't talk about it, it's mine, you're not allowed to discuss it.

• 1:01:00Speaker 02

  We can't speculate about your asshole.

• 1:01:02Speaker 03

  You could speculate privately, not on our show.

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  I'll talk to you later about it.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  All right, we'll talk later. But don't do that either, I should be around when you talk about it. You can speculate privately in your own head, not in any form or communication.

• 1:01:15Speaker 03

  See, you're doing it, stop.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  I am, I'm thinking.

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  Um, I think realistically, the changing the clothes one is tough.

• 1:01:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:21Speaker 03

  Uh.

• 1:01:22Speaker 02

  You have to pick your outfit, you gotta, you gotta prepare, you know? Like, you can't, you can't, what if you have a suit on that day by accident? That's bad.

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm just not going to do that.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  I'm just going to.

• 1:01:29Speaker 02

  Who the fuck would wear that?

• 1:01:30Speaker 03

  I'm wearing, I'll probably wear shorts to let things get a little aired out, you know?

• 1:01:35Speaker 02

  Smart.

• 1:01:35Speaker 03

  So, I'm gonna say realistically, thousand dollars a day, twelve days.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  How many days you could do?

• 1:01:46Speaker 03

  No, not, not that long. Oh, no, no, I could, I could go for very long.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  Wouldn't be able to work out.

• 1:01:51Speaker 03

  I'm trying to be as realistic. I think I could go for months, but I'm, I'm being realistic.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:56Speaker 03

  Months, brother. Yeah, thousand dollars a day.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  That is crazy.

• 1:02:01Speaker 03

  It's, I mean, tax free?

• 1:02:03Speaker 02

  Sure, tax free. At, months without showering, what would that even be? Uh, you'd probably be like.

• 1:02:12Speaker 03

  At a certain point.

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  There'd be stuff on you.

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  At a certain point, you get desensitized to it all.

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  Do you think it's kinda like that? Like at a certain point, you're like, whatever.

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  I'm sure you would have some like skin irritation, I'm.

• 1:02:23Speaker 02

  Can you brush your teeth?

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  Please.

• 1:02:26Speaker 02

  Technically not, I would say.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  If I can't brush my teeth, I'd literally like. Well, see, that's where, that's where it becomes non-superficial anymore, like that would affect a lot of things.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  All right, fine, you can brush your teeth.

• 1:02:36Speaker 03

  Cause that would cause pain, I feel like. I mean, I do think like the bathing will also cause skin irritation and, and rash and, and chafing.

• 1:02:43Speaker 02

  Get like a dermatitis going or something?

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, can I use Axe Body Spray?

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  You could try to cover up as much you want. I don't, after twelve days, I don't think you're covering anything.

• 1:02:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you mix the, the body spray with whatever you got going on, the natural funk, that's gonna be bad.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  I think everyone could do.

• 1:02:58Speaker 03

  It's gonna smell like a car accident. Nothing smells worse than kilo plus ass.

• 1:03:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. Everyone could probably realistically do four days. It's like.

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  What are you pushing yourself to? You know what I mean?

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  I mean, if, if you were to tell me like, just go, I could do probably two months.

• 1:03:18Speaker 03

  I'm trying to be remain realistic.

• 1:03:20Speaker 02

  What if it rains? Can I go out in the rain?

• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  This guy's got a point.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  How you changing your clothes? Wet clothes? I'm not. I'll just have wet clothes.

• 1:03:26Speaker 03

  Oh, that's bad. That's tough.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  They'll dry. Oh, yeah, but then it'll smell like rain.

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  That's gonna be so uncomfortable, though, dude.

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. It will, but like, not if I'm wearing like basketball shorts. They kinda...

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  What if this guy's got an idea?

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  What if I walk through a car wash?

• 1:03:42Speaker 03

  No, I was gonna say, what if the outfit you're wearing is like a bathing suit and like an under armor? And you get, you like, take a swim like once every other week?

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  Can we swim?

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  No, because your intention is to use it as bathing.

• 1:03:58Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm not saying that. I'm wearing the outfit for swimming.

• 1:04:01Speaker 02

  Whoa, what if I get caught in a storm?

• 1:04:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, what if I get caught in a storm? It's outside, it's a storm.

• 1:04:04Speaker 02

  I think getting caught outside in a storm is way worse. You're gonna stink like rain. You ever stink like rain?

• 1:04:10Speaker 03

  I, I pray to smell like rain.

• 1:04:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  Rain's great.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  No, no, no. Rain smell is good. Wet rain clothes, then dry rain clothes, not good smell. I don't know if I even know what that smells like. Oh, you do.

• 1:04:21Speaker 03

  I mean, I think you're just referring to mildew. Like, if thing doesn't properly dry.

• 1:04:26Speaker 02

  Sure. No, but if I sit outside in the sun, I'll just dry.

• 1:04:29Speaker 03

  He's right.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  Like, if you leave your wet clothes in a ball on the floor, then they're gonna stink.

• 1:04:34Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  You know what? I'll give it to you. How much longer does that add to you? A couple of days. I thought I said a couple of days?

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm going at least two months.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  Is it May? Cause it brings May showers, or whatever.

• 1:04:43Speaker 03

  No, April flowers bring May showers. April showers bring May flowers. So, April is when you'll be doing it. That's also another really great point. What time of the year is this?

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  If it's cold?

• 1:04:53Speaker 03

  If it's cold, we got a big ol' faddled.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, cause you can't just wear sweatpants and a hoodie all day.

• 1:04:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. Al- also, you can't wear shorts, you know, like...

• 1:05:00Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:05:01Speaker 03

  That's, that, that's gonna be a tough one.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  Would you wear underwear?

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  Yes. Sure. Positive!

• 1:05:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, I would say absolutely.

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  Why would you wear underwear? It's another thing to get dirty. We're trying to go for long. But it, like, it blocks?

• 1:05:16Speaker 03

  It act, it acts as a barrier. Like, you're not... I guess technically you could also be naked, you know, but like, you need some help.

• 1:05:26Speaker 02

  Do you think, if you weren't leaving your apartment and you were naked, would that help or hurt?

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  Help.

• 1:05:33Speaker 02

  How you gonna answer the door?

• 1:05:35Speaker 03

  Who's knocking on doors in 2026?

• 1:05:37Speaker 02

  How you gonna eat in two months? Oh, I just...

• 1:05:39Speaker 03

  Drop it, open it.

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  Leave it. Wow. You'd see, I'd see myself on my rain camera naked trying to grab my food.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're fine.

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  That's fair.

• 1:05:48Speaker 03

  Have you, oh, no, nevermind. I can't bring that up.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Have I been naked?

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  No, no, no. I literally cannot bring it up. I'll say it offline.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:05:55Speaker 03

  Um, uh, can, uh, can you go...

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  Longer than me?

• 1:06:04Speaker 03

  Cause you love to do the whole like, I'll go whatever Frankie does, plus one day.

• 1:06:07Speaker 02

  Right. Yeah, I, you know, I'm good for a, I like a competition. I don't know if this one's my forte. What if it was this? Uh, yeah. Because obviously I'm not winning this. He's gonna give us money. Obviously, it's not me. I'm quitting. But like, if it was you two, and it was like, yo, you get, let's, let's just some ridiculous, like, you get like five grand a day. Right? And I put you guys in a place, and you're there, and you can get the food and all that bullshit, whatever, blah, blah, blah. But you can't shower. You can brush your teeth, but you can't shower. Same clothes, all that stuff. And it's five grand a day, but only the person who wins gets the money. And you don't know when the other one quits. Well, it's easy for me. I just gotta out...

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  You just described the show Alone.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  I did.

• 1:06:51Speaker 03

  You just, you just described the show Alone.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  I did, I did. I just gotta outwait Frankie.

• 1:06:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you don't know. You don't know. That's the point.

• 1:07:00Speaker 02

  Um, he's not going long. He can't. He'll start thinking about his family.

• 1:07:05Speaker 03

  He's right.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  We're, we're getting rid of that, though. Oh. It's just, it's just, it's just, it's just... What's in the room? Can I have a video game? Sure.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  Oh, I get video games?

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, whatever you want. No, we should have nothing in there probably, actually. We should have nothing in there.

• 1:07:20Speaker 03

  Oh, see, nice try.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  You guys have video games? It's whatever, I mean... You know what would be funny? I don't wanna put you in a, in solitary confinement. What would be funny is just walking out the first minute and having Frankie stay in there for like two weeks.

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  Well, no, because I imagine that you would just tell me, "He left, by the way." That's what they do in the show that you just went off.

• 1:07:36Speaker 02

  Eventually, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eventually, they do, actually. They do tell you.

• 1:07:40Speaker 03

  They literally like...

• 1:07:40Speaker 02

  It's way funnier to not tell them. Uh, yeah, I think in the first season, they didn't.

• 1:07:44Speaker 03

  No one's going for humor here. No one is going for humor.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  He's trying to put on a good show. Good, good, he's trying to put on a... I think in that first season of Alone, they didn't tell the winner like that they had won.

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  Well, there, it, it's tough because like, it'll randomly on Netflix be like season 16 and then season 21. Like, so you don't really get a sense of consistency and how the show evolved, but there are some, like, seasons where it's like you have to survive 100 days. And then it's last, then it's like whoever does it the longest. Then there are certain seasons where it's just like whoever does it the longest, you know?

• 1:08:13Speaker 02

  Well, I, what I'm saying is like, there were seasons where, if you're the last person standing, they show up and they'd be like, "You won." But there's other seasons where they'll, they won't tell the winner when they won, and they just wait for them to quit. And then they quit and they're like, "You won." But they could've spent like 40 extra days.

• 1:08:28Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, that would be, I would be very angry.

• 1:08:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  If I won that competition and you were just like, "Oh, by the way, he quit five days ago." I'd be like...

• 1:08:37Speaker 02

  Five days? I, I could deal with that.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  I mean, fuck.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Imagine 40 days.

• 1:08:40Speaker 03

  Bro, a day. I'd be like...

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  Fuck.

• 1:08:43Speaker 03

  You know, like, I understand, like, that show Alone, what they'll do is they'll like, they'll like call the person's spouse.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  And they'll like fly them out to go and surprise them with them. Like, I get that, but if it's like... Several days and you're just like, "By the way, they quit five days ago," I'm gonna be like, "Yo, pay me for that extra five days on top of what I already made."

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  We could set, you wanna set this up?

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  There is no physical way for us to set this up.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  Not setting that up. Yeah, there is, there is done.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  I mean, the only...

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  What do you think? I can afford to put you both in random rooms with a camera and watch you?

• 1:09:14Speaker 03

  I'm not even just saying that. Like, there is no way that, like, the only way you could do this is if we just did the no bathing. Because we have to change clothes. We, and you can't put us in a room for a period of time because we have a lives.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  I also don't want to smell the both of you. Cause you'll have competing smells, and I'll be right here.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  The reality is no, how, I wouldn't smell bad enough to the point that if you sat this far away from me, you'd like smell.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  I mean, you both would do like a Voldemort, Harry Potter thing of your stinks right here, and the power has to go somewhere, and I think that's here. And then I'm just suffering.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  I think if you did a straight up like no bathing contest, that's the only way we were. We would have to change clothes. But I think I could beat you.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  How about this? How long could you do it if you could use wipes?

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  Forever.

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 1:10:07Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:10:07Speaker 02

  You don't like a ba, a bath or a, or a...

• 1:10:09Speaker 03

  I love, oh, I love, I love, I love.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  Or shower?

• 1:10:11Speaker 03

  But if it's for money?

• 1:10:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  I could go as long as I need to go.

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  So what if we made it $500 a day, and it's just wiping? Like, you have, you can use like wipes? Baby wipes, kinda thing.

• 1:10:24Speaker 03

  Oh, my god.

• 1:10:25Speaker 02

  Or dude wipes, whatever.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  I'm going to go very long.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  Very long.

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• 1:10:41Speaker 01

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• 1:10:43Speaker 00

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• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  Very long.

• 1:11:02Speaker 03

  I would go very long. Like, it would not be good for your bank account.

• 1:11:07Speaker 02

  For the Federal Reserve.

• 1:11:08Speaker 03

  Like, it would not be good, because like, just think about it. A month would be, what?

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  15K.

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  15K?

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  You're going to owe me a lot of money.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  That's funny.

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  And that's me.

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:21Speaker 03

  Now imagine if he does it. That's double that.

• 1:11:23Speaker 02

  You think you could go without the shower? I don't know. I don't think so. I really don't think so. Wipes don't really help. Don't you wanna like wash your hair eventually?

• 1:11:31Speaker 03

  I don't wash my hair.

• 1:11:33Speaker 02

  Oh, my god, his hair's so good. You can't even, I mean, I'm not even gonna dispute how to, how to handle hair when you got this guy sitting over here. It's not fair. He has a superpower. His hair's so good. It's ridiculous.

• 1:11:41Speaker 03

  Appreciate that. Thank you, guys. You could talk about that. Keep my asshole out of your mouth.

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  Hey.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  Cut that out. Keep your asshole out of my mouth. Um, you're really pondering over there.

• 1:11:56Speaker 03

  I meant keep my asshole out of your mouth.

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  What did I say?

• 1:11:58Speaker 03

  Keep your asshole out of my mouth.

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Isn't that the same?

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  Did I say, I don't know if I said it correctly. Just run the tape back.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  When is mine going in either of your mouths? Never. Oh, okay.

• 1:12:10Speaker 03

  Couldn't, you couldn't pay me enough.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  I've never even seen your nipples. Certainly haven't seen your ass. You seen his asshole? I've seen his ass.

• 1:12:18Speaker 03

  I don't know if you've seen the hole, though.

• 1:12:19Speaker 02

  I've never seen his asshole. What, what am I doing looking at his asshole?

• 1:12:23Speaker 03

  I've seen his bare bottom.

• 1:12:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  As he has mine. You used to moon people back in the day. Like, there you go.

• 1:12:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, you never, you never mooned anyone with your friends? You never went out into the neighborhood and be like, "We're gonna pull our asses out and show people and laugh?"

• 1:12:37Speaker 03

  Cause it makes them gay from looking at my bare ass.

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  You never done that? You never put your ass up against glass and be like, "Ah"? I don't think so. I've seen a lot. Seen a lot of what? Other people's butts.

• 1:12:49Speaker 03

  Have you seen more other butts or your butt?

• 1:12:51Speaker 02

  Other people's butts, for sure.

• 1:12:53Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think that's the answer for everyone.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  Oh, I, I've seen my butt way more than other butts.

• 1:12:58Speaker 02

  How often are you seeing your own butt?

• 1:12:59Speaker 03

  Every day I shower.

• 1:13:01Speaker 02

  You look back at it?

• 1:13:02Speaker 03

  No, there's mirrors. I'm looking, it's like, there it is.

• 1:13:08Speaker 03

  You do too. You're just now realizing it.

• 1:13:11Speaker 02

  No, I'm not. I don't have, my, my whole shower is just like, it's like black. Like, black tile.

• 1:13:19Speaker 02

  You have a, you have a, you have a... Where is the mirror?

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  So if you walk into my bathroom...

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  To the left...

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:13:28Speaker 03

  Mirrors.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  Are straight ahead.

• 1:13:32Speaker 02

  But if you see, like, how can you see your full ass?

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  Cause I step in and out of the shower, and directly across from where I step in and out is the mirror.

• 1:13:40Speaker 02

  Do you have, like, two mirrors, so you could, like, get a reflection of the mirror to your ass?

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  If I opened them...

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  Do you see your a... If you opened what? Your ass?

• 1:13:48Speaker 03

  No, if I opened the mirror, I'd be able to, like...

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  Oh. But like, you could see your ass straight on, or you're just seeing, like, side profile?

• 1:13:54Speaker 03

  If I look back at it.

• 1:13:55Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. Are you looking back at it?

• 1:13:56Speaker 03

  Or like, to the side. I can just, I, there it is. Why is this crazy?

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, I, I didn't think, I, I'm trying to...

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Trying to understand the, the layout of my bathroom?

• 1:14:06Speaker 02

  I'm, no, I'm trying to, like... Seeing the side of your ass... Yeah. Is different than seeing your whole ass. It sounds like you're seeing glimpses of ass.

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  Oh. So, so, so we're getting into the territory of what you, how you were landlocking the word "play." So now you need very specific guidelines to see an ass.

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  A straight-on ass.

• 1:14:28Speaker 03

  I mean, I guess technically, I've never seen a straight-on view of my butt.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  I mean, you've looked back at it.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying!

• 1:14:35Speaker 02

  No, but that's, but, but that's what I'm, that's what I'm saying. You saying, like, I walked past a mirror and could see the side of my ass, I'm not counting that.

• 1:14:40Speaker 03

  But as I'm getting in, I go like this.

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  Bro, to check it out?

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  Not to check it out, but I see it sometimes.

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  There's no way you could turn far enough to see your whole ass?

• 1:14:50Speaker 03

  I know, that's what I'm saying!

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  In a mirror, you could. Well, you had a mirror. But that's purposeful, you know what I'm saying? Like...

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  What the fuck is going on? I feel like the 665 IQ guy now!

• 1:15:00Speaker 02

  No, no, no, so listen, listen. If you're looking, like, this is what I'm, this is why I'm saying, like, I was about to make the argument, I've probably seen more other ass than my own ass.

• 1:15:08Speaker 03

  I, I think it's significantly my own more than anyone else.

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  My point with that is, like, if I'm going to see my own ass, I have to go out of my way to see it.

• 1:15:17Speaker 03

  Oh, I don't.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  But this is what I'm saying, like...

• 1:15:19Speaker 03

  We have a lot of mirrors. We have a lot of mirrors.

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  I would have to be like... And see my ass. But I can't walk by a mirror and be like, "There's my butt."

• 1:15:28Speaker 03

  This is out of your way?

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  It's not like that.

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  That's so purposeful! How often am I turning my head all the way around?

• 1:15:34Speaker 03

  But I'm not doing it to, like, fucking, like... Look like that, but like, I walk, you guys need to see, I mean, you've seen my bathroom, you see what the, the setup is like.

• 1:15:43Speaker 02

  I really only remember the floors, cause they were immaculate.

• 1:15:46Speaker 03

  They were really nice. Becca did quite the job.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  They were great floors.

• 1:15:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. She didn't do the, like, she picked them out.

• 1:15:51Speaker 02

  Designed them, yeah.

• 1:15:53Speaker 03

  You do the work, honey!

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  I'll be downstairs drinking a beer while you're around the bathroom.

• 1:15:59Speaker 03

  No, it's, it's... There, there's, like, across from where you walk into the shower, there's gl, there's mirrors.

• 1:16:06Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:16:07Speaker 03

  I consider that, seeing it.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  So, I mean, you, that's good. You, you're...

• 1:16:10Speaker 03

  You see side boob, are you, are you getting an idea of boob?

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  Side boob is not boob!

• 1:16:16Speaker 03

  But if you see side boob...

• 1:16:18Speaker 02

  If I see side boob, I'm saying, like, "Oh, I saw the boobs."

• 1:16:21Speaker 03

  No, but like, you see the nipple at the end of the boob, but it's just a side profile of it.

• 1:16:26Speaker 02

  I feel like you... I still wouldn't count that. You were winning the argument, and then you lost it there. The side boob. Side boob bad.

• 1:16:30Speaker 03

  Cause if I saw... No, because side boob, side boob in a dress is different. I'm saying, like, if you see side boob... Boob with a nipple.

• 1:16:38Speaker 02

  Side nipple. A part of me would be like, "I, I gotta get around." Yeah.

• 1:16:44Speaker 03

  I need to get the...

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  I gotta get around to the...

• 1:16:46Speaker 03

  I need to get a heads-up view of this shit.

• 1:16:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, then they'd be like, "Now, now I'm looking at a boob."

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  I think you are, you are being nitpicky for the sake of the argument.

• 1:16:54Speaker 02

  Oh, not for the sake of the argument. This is my belief. Also, side boob, you only see one boob.

• 1:17:00Speaker 03

  So, you only see boobs if you see boobs?

• 1:17:03Speaker 02

  It's boob, it's...

• 1:17:06Speaker 02

  You only see boobs if you boobs? I mean... I don't, I don't necessarily agree with him. If I saw a side boob, I'd tell my friends I saw boobs, but really... I would never say that.

• 1:17:14Speaker 03

  Wait, wait, wait, wait.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  Oh, you wouldn't say you saw boobs?

• 1:17:15Speaker 03

  So, if, so it doesn't count seeing boobs if you don't see... One boob?

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  You need to see, well, first of all, that's...

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  You don't need to see two.

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  What? You see one full boob, this is boob. How am I seeing one full boob?

• 1:17:26Speaker 03

  You're straight on looking at a boob!

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  But that's two boobs then, cause you...

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  No, because look, watch this doorway!

• 1:17:33Speaker 02

  Boob. Now it's a magician, I didn't, I didn't know what was on the other side.

• 1:17:36Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter.

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  I'm saying it in a door.

• 1:17:37Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter.

• 1:17:39Speaker 02

  No, it's one boob. You know this is one boob. I, I know it's one boob, that, that's a boob!

• 1:17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you count it, you count it as a boobs.

• 1:17:46Speaker 02

  I know it's not...

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  You count it as a boob, though, brother.

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  But I would, I...

• 1:17:49Speaker 03

  You're gonna say... "I got him, I saw him, got him."

• 1:17:52Speaker 02

  Alright, alright, so... So if you saw... Snatched a boob. If you saw a sideways view of a butt, does that mean you didn't see ass, you just saw cheek?

• 1:17:59Speaker 03

  No, you saw, I say you saw butt!

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  Butts are different. I'm back on, you, now you're back... Butts are different, butts are different.

• 1:18:06Speaker 03

  I, I disagree.

• 1:18:07Speaker 02

  A side of a butt is, is different.

• 1:18:10Speaker 03

  So butt is the accumulation of both cheeks, where boobs are individual that come together to be the sum of their parts.

• 1:18:17Speaker 02

  Super boob, to, to form a...

• 1:18:19Speaker 03

  So if you see two boobs, you've seen super boob?

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  No, it's, two boobs is like, this is like, this is like when Optimus Prime is fully built.

• 1:18:26Speaker 03

  Damn, RIP.

• 1:18:27Speaker 02

  Or like, uh, Power Rangers, what's the thing?

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  The Megazord.

• 1:18:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, the Megazord is two boobs.

• 1:18:32Speaker 03

  But if you see, but no, I don't agree with that, because you're not cool, you're not cool, it's not like, uh, uh, no, no.

• 1:18:40Speaker 02

  But a side butt is like, it's like, mm, it's a, that's a butt. It's a cheek.

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  But it's one of those things that, like, you still technically, you saw it. Forget about the technically, cause I know you guys hate when I do that, but like...

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  I mean, we're being very technical here.

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  But like, if you saw Godzilla's spine through the water, you're just like, "Fuck Godzilla." But then if you stand up, you're just like, "Also fuck Godzilla." You know? But if you see side boob, you're seeing the spines of Godzilla in the water. And then when it stands up, and you see the whole butt, you still, you still seen Godzilla.

• 1:19:09Speaker 02

  I will say this. If I saw the spine of Godzilla in the water, like, if I see a shark's fin... I would probably specify that I saw the fin. I don't know the size of this fucking shark.

• 1:19:20Speaker 03

  No, you'd say there was a shark.

• 1:19:22Speaker 02

  But what if it's a...

• 1:19:22Speaker 03

  No one at the beach goes, "Ah, shark fin!"

• 1:19:25Speaker 02

  No, no, no, you're right.

• 1:19:26Speaker 03

  No, they're not doing that.

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  You're right. I would say that I saw... A shark, and if someone was like, "How big is that?", I'd be like, "Well, I saw the fin." I don't know how big the, the, I didn't see his body.

• 1:19:36Speaker 03

  So you saw it?

• 1:19:37Speaker 02

  I saw his, yeah, I saw his fin. What if it's a kid in a little shark fin hat?

• 1:19:41Speaker 03

  He's a little prankster.

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, and now you don't even know if you saw a shark, because you didn't see the whole thing.

• 1:19:45Speaker 03

  Brother, I don't need clarification. If I see a shark fin, I've seen a shark. If I see, uh, uh, uh, if I see half of my butt, I saw my butt.

• 1:19:55Speaker 02

  But what if the other half looks really weird? How, what does that matter?

• 1:19:58Speaker 03

  Again, stop talking so poorly about my butt.

• 1:20:01Speaker 02

  I don't even know what side I'm on at the moment.

• 1:20:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think you worked yourself, like, you're the Godzilla thing, you came back to my side!

• 1:20:09Speaker 02

  I went so right that I'm left now.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  I, yeah, I, I, yeah, I think once you threw the butt at me, I was like, "Wait." I think we're making good points. I also don't know what the original point was. Oh, about seeing your butt more than other butts.

• 1:20:22Speaker 03

  This would be a great, uh, side, side note, we can, we'll talk about this off. I think that this is a solid... Stance. My stance, I think your stance. You're too, like, this is what you do. Uh, is it, oh, uh, is it, uh...

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  There's a lot of that going on.

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  I don't think so.

• 1:20:39Speaker 02

  You've done, you've done that.

• 1:20:41Speaker 03

  I'm not doing it now, though.

• 1:20:45Speaker 03

  So...

• 1:20:46Speaker 02

  I'm not doing it right now, though. Oh, they won't see this, damn it. What? I was gonna ask him, "How many fingers am I holding up?"

• 1:20:52Speaker 03

  Technically...

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  Oh. I mean, what is that, what point are you making, though, by that? You didn't see my, he's...

• 1:20:57Speaker 03

  But you're asking a question, you're asking a question about something that exists behi, out of my, it's Schrodinger's cat. It's both two and five, or any other number at the exact same time.

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  Why can't it be Schrodinger's boob?

• 1:21:08Speaker 03

  Because, because, because, we're not arguing, does the other boob exist? We're arguing if you see one of it, you see exam, you see a boob!

• 1:21:16Speaker 02

  Exactly. You're, you're making it seem like I'm seeing something that isn't there.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  Got him. Oh, got him.

• 1:21:24Speaker 02

  Silence.

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  Pin drop.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  Your silence is deafening, bitch.

• 1:21:28Speaker 02

  I thought it was, if you saw one boob, you saw boobs.

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  Yes, you did.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Wait, no. You saw boob. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.

• 1:21:35Speaker 03

  But you would go and you would say, "I saw, I saw boob."

• 1:21:38Speaker 02

  I saw boob.

• 1:21:39Speaker 03

  "I saw boobs." So you would say, you say, "I saw boobs," and then they'd be like, "What happened?", you say, "I only saw one," but no one's gonna be like, "You didn't get it, you didn't, I got it." Like, you didn't qualify. You qualified.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  He goal-posted me, he tried to switch the argument. No, I'm on his side, with that. I can't win. I don't know about that.

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  You're saying the butt stuff is different.

• 1:21:58Speaker 02

  I just think the side of the butt...

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  According to you, you're very specific about butt stuff.

• 1:22:04Speaker 02

  I honestly don't know, uh, what my opinion is anymore, but...

• 1:22:08Speaker 03

  So we've done our job.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  That must have, I, I don't know, that's probably brutal for people to listen to.

• 1:22:12Speaker 03

  I'm pretty, there is a non-zero chance that someone watching this just died.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  Oh, that, the 665 IQ guy is just being like, "I was right."

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  Like, that is, I, I gotta say, and I don't wanna, like, give this person more work. It would be a funny bit for this person to just, like, whoever that TikTok account was, like, they just show their husband other clips of us, and it's just like, them trying to talk it through.

• 1:22:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, well, you know. I had fun.

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  I is, I did as well.

• 1:22:47Speaker 02

  I as well.

• 1:22:47Speaker 03

  I as well.

• 1:22:48Speaker 02

  How about you, Ant? Fun. There you have it, folks. The show was fun. And that's all we have for today. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  The Frank Alvarez, all over social media. Check out the Countdown to Avengers Doomsday podcast on Disney Plus, you might have heard of it. Uh, and then check out Patreon.com slash The Basement Yard, check out, uh, The Basement Yard all over the place, uh... Yeah, check us out at those upcoming shows.

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, Ant? Ant Prisco on TikTok and Instagram. And go follow me on Joe Santagato, go follow the show, uh, at The Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram, and go to the Santagato Studios shop, alright? Santagatosstudios.com to get that, those Halloween costumes...

• 1:23:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:27Speaker 02

  And the Halloween merch. Go check it out, and that is all. See you guys next time.