Summary
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Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez dive into a range of absurd, unanswerable science questions, starting with whether constructing massive skyscrapers or concentrating the entire human population into one hemisphere changes the weight or rotation of the Earth. They debate the mechanics of nature, wondering if fruit growth, forest fires, or heavy water cycles make the planet measurably lighter or heavier. Their tangent-filled conversation wanders through planet rankings based on looks, the physics of Saturn's rings, the mechanics of DNA distribution in the human body, and childhood playground chants about the solar system. The hosts also explore what happens to the planet's trajectory if everyone jumps at once, concluding with a bewildered look at paranormal ghost-hunting tools.
- The combined downward force of eight billion people jumping at once would shift the Earth by less than half the width of an atom before bouncing right back. 17:11
- DNA is found inside almost every cell throughout the human body, meaning a person's genetic material exists everywhere from skin cells to hair follicles. 54:08
- Bananas share roughly fifty to sixty percent of a gene-level similarity with humans due to shared protein and DNA blueprints. 59:08
- Deoxyribonucleic acid is a long molecule found in cells that contains the genetic instructions used in the development and functioning of living organisms. 1:00:30
Chapters
- 0:01Intro and Lululemon Promotion
Hosts introduce the episode and promote Lululemon’s fall collection.
- 0:40Science Brainstorming Begins
Joe shares a science-related thought sparked while driving.
- 1:42Skyscraper Weight Question
Discussion about how skyscraper construction affects Earth’s weight.
- 2:33Earth’s Weight and Human Impact
Exploration of whether human activities change Earth’s mass or gravity.
- 7:24Planetary Weight Variations and Fire
Debate on how burning trees and other processes might alter Earth’s mass.
- 45:53Moon Origin Debate
The hosts discuss theories about how the Moon formed, mixing humor with scientific speculation.
- 46:31Planets and Their People
They joke about which planet would have the most annoying inhabitants, touching on planetary characteristics.
- 48:30Moon Composition Confusion
The conversation devolves into playful confusion about the Moon’s composition and origin, including a Grand Canyon theory.
- 50:55DNA Everywhere Exploration
Hosts explore the ubiquity of DNA in the body, humorously debating where it resides and its implications.
- 1:07:30Black‑Light Ghost Hunt Setup
They shift to paranormal topics, discussing black‑light investigations, ghost tours, and how to handle spooky messages on walls.
- 1:12:02Paranormal Gear and Safety
The hosts discuss equipment for ghost hunting, safety concerns, and the potential for supernatural encounters in everyday life.
- 1:20:01Science Wrap‑Up and Outro
They return to science, briefly touch on Earth’s weight, and close the episode with contact info and final remarks.
Highlights
- 1:40
Does building skyscrapers change Earth's weight?insight
Frank wonders if constructing heavy skyscrapers and filling them with people and objects changes the overall weight of the planet or throws its rotation off balance.
- 4:24
Growing apples and creating weightdebate
The hosts debate whether massive agricultural seasons, like apple orchards fully blooming simultaneously, add actual weight or mass to the planet out of seemingly nothing.
- 6:14
Comparing weights of matter and statesinsight
Frank tries to figure out if the physical states of matter, such as converting a liquid or gas into a solid, affect the overall mass of the earth.
- 17:11
What happens if everyone jumpsdata
The guest reads facts revealing that if all eight billion people on Earth jumped in one spot, the downward force would shift the planet by less than half an atom's width.
- 18:01
Ranking the solar system's planetsdebate
The hosts look up pictures of the planets in the solar system, debating which ones are the most attractive and expressing extreme disappointment over Mercury looking like a gray dust ball.
- 21:07
Saturn's rings are just debrisinsight
After realizing Saturn's iconic rings are not solid slides but a massive collection of dust grains, ice crystals, and boulders the size of houses, the hosts declare the planet overrated.
- 48:35
Frank suggests the moon was created when an asteroid hit the Earth and knocked the Grand Canyon up into space, before the guest looks up the actual impact theory involving Thea.
- 59:08
The hosts look up genetic similarities, discovering that humans share roughly fifty to sixty percent of a gene-level similarity with bananas due to basic cellular models.
Quotes
“The whole Earth, at the same time. The whole Earth, every fucking apple orchard on the planet has a full blossom of a bunch of apples at the same time.”
Unnamed speaker · 4:24 “You are of mine of the universe, and like, the fact that we have gotten to you and me in the same time is crazy.”
Unnamed speaker · 45:53 “Scientists are just like, you know, how do you apply for a job to be like, you need to help us figure out what the fuck that thing is up there?”
Unnamed speaker · 51:03 “DNA stands for, well, that's not what you, well, you're not off.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:00:13
Sponsored segments
- Squarespace 27:50–29:00
- BetterHelp 29:04–30:07
- Patreon.com/thebasementyard 30:10–31:46
- thebasementyard.com 31:42–33:11
- santagatosstudios.com 33:15–33:56
- Skims 55:11–56:06
- Factor 56:06–57:31
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Transcript
16,122 words · 4 speakers
Topics
- Earth
- Moon
- Jupiter
- Saturn
- Neptune
- Lululemon
- TikTok
- Black light
- Spirit box
- lululemon.com
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