#573 - Becoming Conductors

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  What's up, everyone? Before we get into this episode, I just want to let you know that there is a major announcement at the end of it, so stay tuned till the end.

• 0:38Speaker 02

  Huge, big announcement. Too much, huh?

• 0:42Speaker 01

  Too, too bad.

• 0:42Speaker 02

  Too big, too big, alright.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement yard. How's it going, Frank?

• 0:55Speaker 02

  I don't know why I did that, like I'm a fucking, like, like I'm Mozart or some shit.

• 0:59Speaker 01

  Conductor.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Dude, doesn't that look so, like, satisfying?

• 1:03Speaker 01

  Can I say something about conductors?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Of, of, of a-

• 1:07Speaker 01

  I have a question.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Of a music.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, train conductors.

• 1:10Speaker 02

  Of a music. Oh, no.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  Actually, train conductors, too...

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Is it hard?

• 1:15Speaker 02

  Train conducting. I think the thing about train conductors, first of all, I don't think any train conductors listen to this, so we're safe.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  What about these conductors?

• 1:22Speaker 02

  Those. That's sick.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Don't you think you could do it?

• 1:24Speaker 02

  I mean, train conductor, I could do this, look. And then watch, watch, watch.

• 1:29Speaker 01

  You know?

• 1:30Speaker 02

  I'm sure there's more to it, obviously.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  I'm sure there's a break up here, there's a horn, clearly.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this, I have never been in a situation where I can honk a horn like that. When that day comes, I will be a very happy young man.

• 1:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:41Speaker 02

  If I am young when that happens.

• 1:42Speaker 01

  I gotta say, you're really projecting fall, and I'm enjoying that.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Fall's here, baby. Fall is here.

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Is it? Oh, I thought there was like a solstice that you were aware of.

• 1:51Speaker 02

  I mean, it's like the end, like, the unofficial, like, how they say the unofficial start of the summer is Memorial Day, when it's still like a month later. The unofficial start to the fall is Labor Day.

• 2:01Speaker 01

  I-

• 2:02Speaker 02

  That labor has been done.

• 2:04Speaker 01

  Dazed.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  It's done.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  I, when I'm looking at your hat and your shirt, I'm just like, I'm getting a cool breeze.

• 2:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:10Speaker 01

  I'm getting pumpkins.

• 2:12Speaker 02

  Ooh, I went out for a bike ride the other morning, uh, the morning where I fell.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  Right.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  You know, let's make sure we, we don't forget that I am a victim and I am injured and I deserve all this.

• 2:22Speaker 01

  Let's see your cuts. Mmm.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Look at those scabs, dude.

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  But I was out there and it was like 62, and I was like, look at that.

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Now we're going, now we're, we're moving somewhere. Um, but this conducting? Ho, ho, ho! I would get so fucking into it, dude.

• 2:39Speaker 01

  I'd probably sweat my ass off, because it's like a lot of, like, jerking.

• 2:42Speaker 02

  Well, like, I just want to, like, if there's like a big part of it, whoa, whoa, whoa. If there's like a big part of it where there's just like a cymbal crash.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:50Speaker 02

  They're just like, over here, and then you're just like, bang! Like, they just fucking-

• 2:54Speaker 01

  It is a little bit of one of these things, you know? Because you gotta be able to do this, and then you're over here too at the same time while they're going, you know what I mean?

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think, I think it's all, and this is me having no previous knowledge.

• 3:04Speaker 01

  Of course not.

• 3:05Speaker 02

  I think it's all, like, you have to, it's like, one, two, three. Like, it's, it's on a count, so like-

• 3:11Speaker 01

  Sometimes they're, they're lifting.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  I love the lift, dude.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Or this, they're shaking, and it's like, bring it up.

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Oh, but I like, I like when they get a little soft with it, they're like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  I need a stick.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  What are those called? A wand? A, a, a conductor's needle.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  A staff.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  There's, there's definitely a word for it, and we're gonna be pissed.

• 3:31Speaker 01

  I think it's gonna be a, like, what you said.

• 3:33Speaker 02

  It's not a staff, it's-

• 3:34Speaker 01

  Not a staff.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  It's lighter, a needle, a stick, a-

• 3:36Speaker 01

  Baton? Ooh, good for you.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Is it a baton?

• 3:39Speaker 01

  Conducting baton.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 3:41Speaker 01

  Can we do a, a little exercise?

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Can you try to conduct Frankie's voice?

• 3:47Speaker 02

  I'll try to follow you, that's a great, great, great job.

• 3:50Speaker 01

  Are you gonna sing a song?

• 3:51Speaker 02

  I mean, I will follow you, uh- Ah, ah, uh, eh, uh, ah, oh, oh, ee, ah, ee, oop, oop, oop. And, one, one, two, three, four, five, eh, run, run, run, run.

• 4:08Speaker 02

  That's exactly what I pictured.

• 4:10Speaker 01

  That was perfect.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  That's pretty good. Right, here we go, here we go, you ready, ready, ready, ready? (singing)

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Well, we're not done, we're not done, we're not done. (singing)

• 4:32Speaker 01

  I mean, how hard could this be?

• 4:34Speaker 02

  That's exactly what I, yo.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  We're both conductors.

• 4:36Speaker 02

  That shit, look up a conductor doing his thing. Look up a conductor doing, and like, it's gotta be a good song. Don't get a fucking dumpster of a song.

• 4:44Speaker 01

  But, do we know any, like, classical, uh-

• 4:46Speaker 02

  I mean, like, Star Wars.

• 4:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're not gonna be able to play it.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  They'll hammer us for that. Hey, hey, I just loved it, like, they like-

• 4:54Speaker 01

  The whole body's in.

• 4:55Speaker 02

  What was that movie that, that Bradley Cooper did where he just wore a fake nose and he's like, "I'm a different person now"?

• 5:00Speaker 01

  Hmm, I don't know the name.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  He was a-

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Maestro?

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Maestro, it might have been Maestro, yeah, but he was like a very famous, uh, conductor.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Do you know any?

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Uh, John Williams. I mean, like, the people that do the composing for music, like, for movies.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Are those conductors?

• 5:15Speaker 02

  I, when they do, like, live shows, they conduct the fuck out of it.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, they must.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  So like, John Williams, Michael, you know, Giacchino, Giacchino, uh, uh-

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Whoever drove the Polar Express. Tom Hanks.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  I mean, technically, was he a conductor or was he just kinda like, ah?

• 5:33Speaker 01

  He was like everyone in that movie, apparently.

• 5:34Speaker 02

  Bro, that movie sucks. I know you have a special place for it.

• 5:37Speaker 01

  No, I don't like it.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 5:39Speaker 01

  No, no, no, I, I mean, I think that, when you watch it, you're like, this is a weird, even, like, a middle ground of when we had technology that was good and bad.

• 5:48Speaker 02

  Well, I think what, it's kind of sometimes referred to as like the uncanny valley, where like, you look at it and you're like, this, I know it's CGI, but it just feels wrong. You know what I mean? Like, they just can't-

• 5:58Speaker 01

  I have, uh, the counting movements. One, two, three, four, huh, oh, oh, oh.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  Oh, this guy's getting quick with it.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  That's a long baton, bro. They gotta see it.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Oh, I love, I love the, like-

• 6:11Speaker 01

  Tracking. I love that you could just, like, fuck it up.

• 6:14Speaker 02

  Look at how he's fucking holding it up there.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Oh, he's in that bitch.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  I'll be honest with you, I didn't realize that it was like a screen effect until like, maybe a second or a half ago.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Oh, you thought he had a ribbon?

• 6:23Speaker 02

  I thought it was a ribbon, yeah.

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Yo, honestly, he's like-

• 6:27Speaker 02

  Ooh, and the face too, like, ooh.

• 6:29Speaker 01

  That guy would be a good wizard, bro. He was, he's out here like casting spells on a bitch.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  I'm telling you right now, those are two thing and a sword fighter. I think with no training whatsoever, I'd be very good at.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Sword fighting?

• 6:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:43Speaker 01

  Like fencing?

• 6:44Speaker 02

  No. That's different, like pirate sword fighting. Or like, you know, like a long, like a long sword, or a straight, straight, a broadsword? Which is the one that they use in like Game of Thrones?

• 6:55Speaker 01

  I, I just call them swords.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  There's different types, brother.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  I don't, I mean, it's just-

• 6:58Speaker 02

  I just, uh, but, oh, man, and we gotta, we gotta get our shit down-packed, because the new Harry Potter show is coming out, I know you're watching that.

• 7:05Speaker 01

  Hell, yeah, I'm watching that shit.

• 7:05Speaker 02

  You're watching that bastard, right?

• 7:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:07Speaker 02

  Dude, I watched the trailer, so like, now my feed is just all old scenes.

• 7:13Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  And I'll tell you right now, Dumbledore? My guy had it fucking going on, dude. But just like-

• 7:20Speaker 01

  Gambon? The bone? You're talking about the bone?

• 7:22Speaker 02

  Gamb, oh, yeah, I'm not talking about, I'm talking about, you know, like, this Dumbledore.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  No, I didn't know if you were talking about the new one that they have.

• 7:28Speaker 02

  Oh, I mean, it's John Lithgow. We know John Lithgow.

• 7:31Speaker 01

  He's like Santa Claus, though, like, this ain't, this ain't Dumbledore.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  I mean, we gotta see, we gotta see how he pulls through.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  It's true.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  But like, the Gambon? Bro, I watched the scene where like, they're placing him under arrest, and he's just like, "You want me to come quietly"? And he's like, "No!" And he slaps him, the fucking phoenix takes him away, and I'm-

• 7:47Speaker 01

  He is like a sassy fuck, isn't he?

• 7:48Speaker 02

  Dude, he is like, I know that like afterward, J.K. Rowling was just like, oh, he's gay, by the way.

• 7:56Speaker 01

  Right.

• 7:57Speaker 02

  You watch those movies, there's little things in there to see a little bit of his, like, you know.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  He's got some sugar, he's got some, he's got some. Is he the one with the wand with the anal beads on it? Yeah.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  That's the elder wand.

• 8:07Speaker 02

  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that the one? Are you not versed in?

• 8:12Speaker 01

  I don't remember if that was his wand or not, is all.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  The elder wand is his wand, technically, but then who gets it from him?

• 8:20Speaker 02

  God, this guy does no shit, dude.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  You know what's crazy? I feel like this, those movies are the only ones that I consistently watch, like, year over year.

• 8:29Speaker 02

  Nothing else? You watch Home Alone.

• 8:32Speaker 01

  That's a fact. Well, yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's true.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  Holiday movies are the ones, like, Halloween movies, we've already started ripping those. Hocus Pocus has been on, brother.

• 8:43Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  It has been on, and we are here at our yearly check-in, I just want to make sure, I say it again, I believe that Bette Midler as, uh, what's her name, Sanderson, in that movie, Winifred Sanderson, is one of the best acting performances I've ever seen in my entire life.

• 8:59Speaker 01

  Such a funny take.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  It's a perfect movie, nearly.

• 9:01Speaker 01

  I mean, it's, it's Bette Midler, so.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, and like, it's just so good, but it's like Halloween movies and Christmas movies are the ones that like, I've probably, when you think about them, watched the most, because you just re-watch them every year.

• 9:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, they're just so good. And also, Home Alone, like, kinda just like, I'm not in the Christmas mood until I've watched that. Like, that's the thing that gets me over the edge.

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Do you wait, or do you like, you play around and you're like? You're not like, "I'm gonna wait until the day after Thanksgiving", you're like, "Yo, fucking November 19th, throw it on".

• 9:30Speaker 01

  Before it's in stores, which now it's getting closer, it's getting earlier and earlier, like, I've already ripped a couple.

• 9:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, there, there are stores that set them, I mean, I remember when I worked, uh, you know, in big box retail, and it was like, you got, in like, the end of August is when you started getting the shipments of all like the holiday stuff. And then the minute they get the opportunity to put it out, it's like, honestly, like, like a week before Halloween, they're like, "Put that bitch out there", you'll see like the lights and everything.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Ah, it's exciting. Well, this is like the time of the year where there is holidays. You know what I mean? It's like, the rest is kinda like spread out, and then you have like, yo, fucking Halloween, fucking Thanksgiving, and fucking Christmas.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Bro, it's, I mean, if you think of it from October to February, that bitch is packed full of shit.

• 10:15Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 10:16Speaker 02

  Like, we got Halloween, Thanksgiving.

• 10:20Speaker 01

  Christmas.

• 10:21Speaker 02

  Christmas, if you celebrate Kwanzaa, we have Kwanzaa.

• 10:23Speaker 01

  New Year's.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  There's Hanukkah. There's New Years. There's President's Days in there somewhere.

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Well, that's not a holiday.

• 10:31Speaker 02

  Some people celebrate quite intently.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  What do they do?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  They thank George Washington.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  For

• 10:38Speaker 02

  And then it kinda ends around Valentine's Day.

• 10:41Speaker 01

  Valentine's Day, yeah.

• 10:42Speaker 02

  What were you raising your hand about?

• 10:43Speaker 01

  Did this summer kinda suck?

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Speak for yourself, bitch.

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Why? It's just like, the weather was ass. I feel like it kinda like zoomed by, this one.

• 10:52Speaker 04

  Time flies when you're having fun, though.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  There's a lot of rain.

• 10:54Speaker 02

  I can't speak for you.

• 10:55Speaker 04

  I don't even agree with that.

• 10:56Speaker 01

  Really?

• 10:56Speaker 04

  A lot of rain?

• 10:57Speaker 01

  A lot of rain.

• 10:58Speaker 04

  Was there?

• 10:59Speaker 02

  There was. I- I've- I remember a lot of rain, but I- I can only speak for myself. We- we went nuts. We had so much fun this summer, like, so maybe it's just your summer, bitch.

• 11:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, maybe you gotta like, go out of your way for yourself more. Probably.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Treat- when was the last time you treated yourself to something?

• 11:16Speaker 04

  I've never been to a spa. I wanna go.

• 11:18Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 11:19Speaker 04

  Does that interest you? No.

• 11:21Speaker 02

  What- what are we doing?

• 11:22Speaker 04

  It just feels like, you said treat yourself feels like something. I'd be treated nice there, I think.

• 11:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, you would.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  I mean, but like, the treating of yourself doesn't necessarily mean- means like, someone is gonna treat you nice. It just means like, you do something for yourself a little bit. Like, this one's for me.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, you don't go to a spa if you don't like the spa.

• 11:35Speaker 04

  Well, I would- I would like to get treated nice.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you're treating yourself nice, is the point that I'm making. When's the last time you treated yourself to something?

• 11:44Speaker 04

  Wouldn't I be treating myself to a spa day?

• 11:45Speaker 01

  But if you don't like it.

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Why are you arguing this?

• 11:47Speaker 04

  I don't know if I don't like it. I've never been.

• 11:49Speaker 01

  Oh, you've never been to a spa?

• 11:50Speaker 04

  No, I've never been, no.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  So, you wanna go and like, you know, get a massage, and maybe sit in like, a soaking tub?

• 11:55Speaker 04

  Oh, cool.

• 11:56Speaker 01

  Get your feet like, rubbed?

• 11:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'm not- I'm not ticklish. I heard that's a problem for some people.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  That just looks like he was lying.

• 12:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm not ticklish. I'm trying out.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Okay, so maybe we'll, you know, you wanna go to a spa?

• 12:10Speaker 04

  Sounds like you're inviting me.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  You're gonna be treating him.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, sounds like you're inviting me, yeah, no, you gotta go.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Don't- you treat yourself. We're not doing shit for you.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  He's right, he's right. I was about to get a spa day.

• 12:17Speaker 04

  But you don't want that. He's trying to teach you something. You- you're- you sometimes have to put yourself first. Don't wait for the universe to do it for you. You do it for yourself.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Put yourself first, but sometimes you need to just give yourself a little like, you know?

• 12:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, just once in a while.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Just a little bit.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  Like, you know what? This one's- this one's for me.

• 12:33Speaker 02

  This one, you know what? I'm gonna take myself to dinner. I'm gonna, oh, ooh, I- I like that. I'm just gonna get that, you know?

• 12:40Speaker 04

  Like?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  A little- a little more, a little more. But a little more like, the shoulders have to be in there. Yeah, but like, playful.

• 12:49Speaker 04

  I can't. Should I go? How often do you treat yourself to dinner? Both, either of you?

• 12:54Speaker 02

  Oh, not often.

• 12:55Speaker 04

  Never, I would say.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 01

  I'm a- I like groups. I don't- I wouldn't- I- I don't know that I would enjoy going, like, going to dinner by myself, but I would- I would go to like, a spa by myself.

• 13:05Speaker 04

  Or with somebody?

• 13:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:06Speaker 04

  Okay. No.

• 13:08Speaker 01

  Damn it.

• 13:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  A spa is not a-

• 13:11Speaker 02

  It's not, you gotta treat yourself a little bit, dude, and that's okay. No one's sitting there and telling you to go goon to yourself.

• 13:18Speaker 01

  Unless you-

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Unless that's a form of it. Unless that's a form of it, so then that- that bears- that begs the next question.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Treat yourself.

• 13:26Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 13:26Speaker 02

  When's the last time you-

• 13:27Speaker 01

  When's the last time you treated yourself?

• 13:29Speaker 02

  A couple of weeks ago. I was out in LA for something, and- and I- I took myself out to dinner, and I was like, ooh, ooh, ooh.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  Ooh, ooh, ooh.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  You know, and I just got a nice dinner to myself. I had a steak.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  What's your favorite thing to do by yourself?

• 13:44Speaker 04

  Second favorite thing. We all know the first thing.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 13:48Speaker 01

  He's- he's talking about cranking.

• 13:50Speaker 02

  Gooning. Cranking it. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Uh, I would say, if I have alone time, I love sitting down and playing video games.

• 13:59Speaker 01

  That's a good answer.

• 14:00Speaker 02

  I really, really, really do, like-

• 14:01Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  It is so- it is the one thing in my life that I really genuinely believe that like, I can do and not get sick of.

• 14:11Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  You know, and I'm talking like, an activity. Like, I don't mean like, spending time with like, people, you know what I mean? Like, I'm just saying like- It's the one thing, no.

• 14:19Speaker 01

  It's the only thing I- I enjoy.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  No, but like, I- I can legitimately sit down with a video game, or several video games, and just play, and I'll be like, oh my god. Yeah, like, sometimes I'll pop this on, and then I'll go to this, and then I'll, oh, I haven't played this in a while.

• 14:33Speaker 01

  So like, let's say you were, like, you said you were in LA, so let's say you were in LA, and- but there was a system there, with like, any games, you'd be like, I'm just gonna rip this whole afternoon, like, 12 hours.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  If I had the time.

• 14:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I mean.

• 14:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, if I had the time, I could see myself doing that. You know, and then I'm gonna take myself out to get food, or if I'm really feeling it, I'll just order food, and I'll just be like, I'm gaming here, brother.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Ooh. Yeah, when was the last time you got like, a Domino's, and just like, yo, I'm gonna fucking be a piece of shit?

• 14:59Speaker 02

  I mean, I- I have- I've engaged in piece of shit eating regularly, baby. Don't- don't you worry.

• 15:05Speaker 01

  Like, a cinnamon sticks?

• 15:07Speaker 02

  Uh-

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Are you cinnamon sticks over cheesy bread?

• 15:09Speaker 02

  Nah, cheesy bread.

• 15:10Speaker 01

  Whoa.

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Cheesy bread over the cinnamon sticks.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  No, I can't do that.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Bro, that cheesy bread, I don't know what the fuck it is. It is like crack cocaine.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  It is really good. But the cinnamon sticks, dude.

• 15:22Speaker 02

  Domino's thought they were getting the free plug here?

• 15:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  They ain't now, bitch.

• 15:25Speaker 01

  Cinnamon sticks.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  Cinn- the cinnamon sticks are good, but there's just something about-

• 15:29Speaker 01

  Wait, did they get rid of them? And now they have like, balls?

• 15:33Speaker 02

  I mean, I saw that someone has like, Cinnabon balls.

• 15:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  It's like, I think that's Taco Bell. Taco Bell's got balls of shit all the time, dude.

• 15:43Speaker 01

  You ever have the Cinnasnacks from Sonic?

• 15:46Speaker 04

  I've never had Sonic in my life.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  I've had Sonic once, and boy, oh boy, I never thought anyone would make me hate a hot dog.

• 15:52Speaker 01

  They sell hot- I thought it was just like, ham. Like, everything's ham.

• 15:55Speaker 02

  No, brother, it's like, it's like, it's, the- the idea is, it's like, an old timey drive-through, so it's like a burger joint, and you could get a hot dog.

• 16:02Speaker 01

  Oh, that's where they have the rollerblades?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 16:04Speaker 04

  Yeah. Wars were fought over those things.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Wait, what- what, if you were to just like, sit down and like, treat yourself to something, like, what- what would you do?

• 16:12Speaker 04

  Great question.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  Like, by yourself? Ants not there, gooning in the corner.

• 16:16Speaker 04

  Alright. Although he may be. Whatever you want.

• 16:22Speaker 04

  Whatever you want.

• 16:23Speaker 01

  Um, you know, I actually, I am a person who enjoys company, and like, groups, but I do think that like, there are times I've been finding myself that like, I'm just a nice walk. I just like it.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 16:40Speaker 01

  Like, just going for a walk.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  I love how I said, sitting down and playing video games, and he's like, being active.

• 16:45Speaker 01

  No. No, but like, I- I don't like walking when it's hot, though. Or when it's like, freezing, but that- that, like, I guess I'm just in the mood because of your hat.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  But like, that kind of weather, and just going for a walk, like, ugh.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  What if, like, would you go out of your way for a walk, or would you like, just walk around where you live? So like, let's say, like-

• 17:05Speaker 01

  Drive to a walk?

• 17:06Speaker 02

  Yes. Like, would you like, go to like, uh, if, like, say like, 30 minutes from you, there was like, a pretty like, hiking trail? Or like, the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens. I think that's a good example. It's- it's kinda like, greenery and stuff. Would you go to a walk, or would you just walk for the walk?

• 17:20Speaker 01

  Really depends where I'm at in my mental state, 'cause I could probably do that. Or I would like, sometimes, like, I guess this is how I kinda judge it, because there's been times in my life where I feel like I'm really going through it, and then I'll just go on like, a fucking 10-mile walk or something. Like, just- just rip it.

• 17:36Speaker 02

  How long's that taken you? Four hours?

• 17:38Speaker 01

  All day. I mean, I don't know. No, a while. But I've- I've done that. I've done it in the freezing cold, too. I don't know, there's just something about walking. It's like, it's not like, um, it's not like exert- it's not, you're not like, exerting yourself. You're kind of like, walking. I mean, you're- you are, eventually.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  You're up, yeah.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  After 10 miles, you're definitely hurt.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  You walking- you walking in the rain? You throwing like, a poncho or something on?

• 17:58Speaker 01

  No, but I love running in the rain, 'cause I'm dramatic.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Gotcha. 'Cause you're listening to fucking Define Gravity in your head, and you're like, stepping in a puddle.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  Exactly. 'Cause I'm stepping in puddles as the fucking cymbals are crashing.

• 18:10Speaker 04

  No one can see me cry. It's one of those.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  Well, no. I do, but, running in the rain is awesome. Like, being in the rain is fun, because it's like-

• 18:18Speaker 02

  Being in the rain is really nice.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  When you're young, you like being in the rain, this is about to be deep, but when you're young, you're about, you like being in the rain, and then you're like, taught that like, oh, you're not supposed to get wet, not be in the rain, and umbrellas and shit, but then when you just surrender to the rain, you're like, I'm just wet. There's something nice about that.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  I'm feeling it.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 18:34Speaker 02

  I mean, the kids will, any time it rains, Ruby and Maeve will grab, uh, an umbrella and their rain boots and go in the backyard. It takes all of, a minute and a half for the umbrellas to be on the ground, and then they're just walking and singing, and like, scream singing at the top of their lungs in the backyard. They crush it. That's the way to do the rain.

• 18:53Speaker 01

  I think there's something in the rain that makes people feel alive. Do you remember the video of, uh, Drew Barrymore?

• 19:00Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, she's like, crying in the rain, dude.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  But I get it. Like, it was funny to watch, but I get it.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  It depends on the type of rain. If it's like, a piss-poor, like, like, no, I want it like, I call, Beck and I call it 90's rain, where like, it rains like, you can look out and draw if you took a still photo.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Like a fat-

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Like a fat drop.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Sometimes you get fat drop.

• 19:23Speaker 02

  Bro, and it sounds, the- the last time we recorded, what, the last week we recorded, I drove home from here, and it was 90's rain, to the point where like, it sounded like this on my windshield.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  Like, it was fucking heavy.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  And I was like, "This is good rain."

• 19:39Speaker 01

  I don't like sideways rain. I like when it's straight down.

• 19:43Speaker 02

  You say you're only good with straight-

• 19:45Speaker 01

  Straight rain.

• 19:45Speaker 02

  You're only good with straight rain, "You know what, the gay rain."

• 19:49Speaker 01

  I only like when it's like coming down, but like when it's like in your face, you're like, "Ah, come on."

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Well, is it not always technically in your face if you're running in the rain?

• 19:57Speaker 04

  It's a good technically.

• 19:57Speaker 01

  I mean, yeah.

• 19:59Speaker 04

  It's true. Every time it sideways rains, my door leaks, so I don't like sideways rain.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  I feel like you, at this point, fix it.

• 20:06Speaker 04

  It doesn't sideways rain that often, that's a problem for a different day. There's other problems at the front of the line.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Like taking yourself to a spa.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  No, that's, that's back, that's way back.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Alright, so we, we will pose the same question to you. If you were to have like a by yourself, enjoying the time, wanna like just unwind and be ant, what are you doing?

• 20:26Speaker 04

  I like the video games thing. Play Mario Kart.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you do that enough, yeah.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Do that.

• 20:32Speaker 04

  I just, it's my, it's my, I like it.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 20:35Speaker 04

  And I sit, and then I check my phone, no one texts me, then I go back to playing Mario Kart. And then-

• 20:41Speaker 02

  I love how like you're like-

• 20:42Speaker 04

  Drink a Snapple.

• 20:44Speaker 02

  You've gone through all that stuff. Oh, so that's a good, so if you're doing this, if you're doing whatever version of it, what are you eating? And what snacks do you have?

• 20:52Speaker 01

  He said, "Drink a Snapple."

• 20:54Speaker 02

  So a Snapple there?

• 20:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's nice. Maybe order from a diner. I like my diner.

• 21:00Speaker 01

  It sounds like you need to be a little more, a little bit more experimental. I don't, I'm not trying to say that this doesn't make you happy, I'm sure it does.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  No, I'll do it, this sounds boring as fuck.

• 21:09Speaker 01

  Well, I just think that it's like a very achievable thing, like maybe you could, you know, see how you would react to doing some other stuff. Like, you're going for a walk.

• 21:16Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 21:18Speaker 01

  Like, what are you talking about?

• 21:20Speaker 02

  Hey, hey, he's the, he's the boss.

• 21:23Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  Don't-

• 21:24Speaker 01

  I am talking about going for a walk. But that's also because like I don't really like doing a ton of stuff by myself, I like company.

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Me too.

• 21:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  I love how I'm like, I'd be alone, I'd play video games, and he's like, "I like company." But we said if we were alone.

• 21:35Speaker 01

  No, I know, that's why it's like hard for me to think of something, and it's like, uh, but even like something like video games, I don't like playing if I can't be like on Xbox with people.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Really?

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  Oh, I love, I, I literally-

• 21:47Speaker 01

  But you guys are like storyline-

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Nah, I-

• 21:50Speaker 01

  Video gamers.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't like, I actually don't like-

• 21:52Speaker 01

  If I was into that, like there was a time where like I would play like Assassin's Creed, and it's like, no one fucking talks to me, I'm done. But I, it's like, those are, that doesn't really happen anymore.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  I think, I, I mean, it's just about finding the right game. I'm sure if you popped on like fucking FIFA, you can just lose yourself in FIFA for an hour, two, three.

• 22:08Speaker 04

  I'm losing myself in FIFA currently.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Well, you're losing your mind.

• 22:10Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm, yeah, yep.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  You're probably losing your mind. Have you seen the new Call of Duty gameplay?

• 22:14Speaker 04

  No.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Might be back. Might be back. Also, Grand Theft Auto's coming out, so.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  I was never a huge GTA guy.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  I like Grand Theft Auto, but I also haven't played in forever, but this, it's getting to the point where I'm just like, "What the fuck?", like they're putting like real life casinos in it. You can like gamble with like your real money.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  I also don't know if this is real, but I saw online that you have like a girlfriend, that you have to text and make sure that you're like treating her nice, and I'm like, "I, I have one."

• 22:41Speaker 02

  So I was, so I asked this question in our group chat, like, "At what point does that become-"

• 22:49Speaker 01

  Your life?

• 22:50Speaker 02

  Like, at what point does that become cheating? So like, if I were to be playing Grand Theft Auto, cause I, I think they said that like that part of the game that you're referencing, you have to like romance and date your in-game-

• 23:00Speaker 01

  I gotta flirt, I gotta like-

• 23:01Speaker 02

  Partner.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Jesus.

• 23:02Speaker 02

  Yeah. So like, at what point does it become like, "This is a problem." Because I don't know if Grand Theft Auto 6 has this mechanic, as of recording, it's not been out, and I haven't seen an answer on it. But like, what if you can like full on just have fucking gangbang sex in the game?

• 23:18Speaker 01

  Gangbang?

• 23:18Speaker 02

  I don't know why I started there.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  I would start slower. Um, I, yeah, I don't know. I mean, I, I would imagine it's not at that point. Once you get into the AI of it all, I would say that starts to get blurry.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  I would say, right?

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:35Speaker 02

  I would say it's like, this is weird, like if, like-

• 23:41Speaker 01

  I think if you have to use your voice, like if you have to like pick, like choose and be like, "Take her to dinner," or "Sit on the couch," or do whatever, like those, like that's fine. But if you have to like put on the microphone and be like, "Hey babe, it's me again," then it's like, alright, this is crazy.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  She's just like, "Babe, hold on, she's coming back in the room." What? No, but like, it, it-

• 23:57Speaker 01

  "Honey, why you calling me so late?"

• 24:01Speaker 02

  That song is about cheating, dude. You told me that.

• 24:04Speaker 01

  I-

• 24:04Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Never put that together.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  You told me that.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  Until later in my life.

• 24:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I didn't either, until I became an adult.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  My girl's in the next room. Sometimes I wish it was you, bro, completely fucked.

• 24:14Speaker 02

  I just, I feel like it's getting to a point with this game where like, it, it is an, it is an optional part of the game to do the whole romancing thing. So like, I can imagine there will be relationships that as a result of that are, like they suffer. Cause it's just like, you, you know, the, whoever it is, they'll be like, "What, you're not gonna take me out for a date?"

• 24:33Speaker 01

  Marissa would never treat me this way.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly, but just like in the game, like you're out and you're, you're going on full dates, and then you're like shooting up a-

• 24:42Speaker 05

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• 25:11Speaker 02

  Gas station?

• 25:12Speaker 04

  In GTA 4, you also had a girlfriend that you could take on bowling dates? And we convinced our friend that if you go on a hundred dates, you get an achievement, and you, and then there's a sex cutscene? Complete lie. Like, he, he did a-

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Yo, you guys are, you guys are fucking horny little bastards, dude.

• 25:28Speaker 04

  He did a hundred bowling scenes, and then he went, "What the, what?"

• 25:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:32Speaker 04

  And we went, "Oh yeah, obviously."

• 25:33Speaker 02

  I mean, it's almost worse that he told you guys, "I did it." Like, if he had just done it and not said anything, it'd be like, they were fucking with me.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  Also, the payoff is a Grand Theft Auto sex scene?

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  It's right there?

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, a 2008, you know, fucking sex scene in a video game.

• 25:47Speaker 04

  It takes so long.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  Or just a full human woman experience could have been, will suffice that.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  I don't think we were there yet.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  Or man, however.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  That is true.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  That's fine too, or, or any other-

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Right.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Just cover it all. I'm just saying, I think that like, it's going to be interesting, the stories that will come out, because there's always these people that were like, with Grand Theft Auto coming out, they're just like, "Oh, you know, honey, I'm not, no more dates for the next couple of months, cause I'm gonna be playing the game." But there will be a version of that where it's just like, they're basically like having a full on relationship in a game.

• 26:22Speaker 01

  That's, yeah, that's, that's tough.

• 26:23Speaker 04

  You think eventually, or like, I don't see it's unrealistic that they'll be able to call you from the game to your phone? And then it'd be like voice lines?

• 26:30Speaker 01

  That I think we're, we're crossing a line. We're crossing a line.

• 26:33Speaker 04

  I don't see that being super unrealistic.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  I, I don't think that's unrealistic either, I think that if anything, the future of video gaming is, is that, like incorporating your actual life into the game, and interacting with you back. When you really think about where everything is going to, like, with AI and everything, it's like now interacting with your, and like, I, I don't like it.

• 26:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, like there's an app where it's like the Grand Theft Auto 6 app, and it's like, your girl can call you, and like tell you to come and, you know, let's go and rob a bank together.

• 27:00Speaker 04

  It's, it would be kinda like Pokemon Go, where it affects your in-game character, like-

• 27:04Speaker 01

  Exactly, yeah.

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Well, they had shit like that in, like where you could like talk into a microphone, and it'll like determine what's going on in the game, you know? It's not worked well, but like they had like Pokemon games like that, where you could be like, "Pikachu, jump." And Pikachu will fucking jump and shit like that. I'll tell you this, if it gets to the Pokemon level where they're just like, where I can like talk with fucking Charizard, then I'm kind of in.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  But doesn't Charizard not speak English?

• 27:29Speaker 02

  I mean, but they could understand you.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  That's true.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  And you could understand them, but to everyone else, it sounds like, "Char."

• 27:35Speaker 01

  You know what would be fire? You know what would be fire? If there were like glasses that you could wear, and then there was like actually you could Pokemon battle, and like they appear like on the street? You know what I'm saying? Like, we're in a park, and like we look insane to everyone else?

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Well, so like that kind of, that kind of already exists with Pokemon Go. So like, you can turn on like, it, it's like, I don't know what the toggle is called, but like, basically, if they're, if we're sitting here, and we find that there's a Pokemon in this room, and you turn it on, you have to like with your phone, look around, and you'll see the Pikachu like hop up on the desk.

• 28:10Speaker 01

  AR.

• 28:11Speaker 02

  Is it AR? Yeah, so like, it kind of-

• 28:14Speaker 01

  What's AR?

• 28:14Speaker 02

  Augmented reality.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  So it kind of already exists like that, and there are games like on the meta, on the meta quest where like, you could put it on, and your, it'll scan your room, and your room will like look like someone is like, an alien is like taking the roof off your house, and you have to like shoot and shit like that.

• 28:32Speaker 01

  I don't know if I like that.

• 28:33Speaker 04

  How do we not have a Yu-Gi-Oh duel thing yet? Where we put a card down and a hologram comes up? I could play Pot of Greed.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, what happened to holograms? That was so like awesome, like in Star Wars, where like you could send a message?

• 28:45Speaker 02

  I'm letting you know right now, you guys, we are at a really cool part of the conversation, I'm so happy we're talking about this.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  About holograms?

• 28:51Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, like in terms of like video games and shit like that, where I could, I, but it would also not be good for my marriage. You know what I mean?

• 28:59Speaker 01

  For holograms.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Cause like if Becca is like walking up the stairs, and I go, "It's time to duh duh duh duh duel!"

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, that'd be tough.

• 29:06Speaker 02

  And then she'll walk up, and she'll be like, "You're 34."

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 29:09Speaker 02

  "Time, stop talking about dark magician." You know what I mean? Like, that, that would probably-

• 29:13Speaker 01

  Babe, set an extra plate. Blue Eyes White Dragons having dinner with us tonight.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  Oh my god, babe, Kaiba's here. Or like you're getting a phone call, and you'll be like, "Hold on, Professor Oak's calling me." That should be cool as fuck.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  I can't, I can't go. Professor Oak is calling me. We have a call later.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  Baby, you understand, I gotta call it, I gotta work call it too.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  It's the, it's Professor Oak.

• 29:37Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 29:38Speaker 01

  It's not like it's.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  Can you just Google the closest Pokemon Center for me? You know, Nurse Joy needs to see Weeping Bell.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  If I don't get there first, I don't get my new Pokemon.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Dude, dude, let's bring back, I had like recently downloaded a Yu-Gi-Oh game and was playing with Josh. Like, he had downloaded it too.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Really? Dual Links?

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  God, it's so good.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  It's so good.

• 29:59Speaker 01

  Is that a phone?

• 30:00Speaker 02

  It's an app. It is, I will say, it's kind of passed us by a little bit. Like, now it gets a little intense with some of the things where it's like, "You need to use special proto-monsters to dual-link zoom monsters." And I'm like, "What happened to the old stuff?"

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Just wanna hit Attack.

• 30:15Speaker 02

  I just wanna hit Attack and Defense.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  I've lost in one turn, I wanna snap my phone in half. It's like, the game's like that now. We went back to cards, me and Chaz.

• 30:24Speaker 02

  It's, it's just fun. It's fun to do it.

• 30:28Speaker 01

  We do the whole like, "God, please, heart of the cards, please."

• 30:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Sometimes you need it.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  It's so good.

• 30:34Speaker 01

  Sometimes you need it.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  You do need the heart of the cards. I'll tell you right now, once you throw down your first Blue Eyes White Dragon, you ain't going back, baby.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  Dude, when I opened a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards and got a Blue Eyes White Dragon, like, I was like, "Yo, this is the fucking best moment of my life."

• 30:49Speaker 02

  And then you got the Blue Eyes Ultimate, and you summoned the Blue Eyes Ultimate by sacrificing, what do they call it? Is it sacrificing, or? You summon a new monster, but you have to like give your, like, other ones for tribute.

• 30:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, sacrifice for tribute.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  Remember Obelisk?

• 31:02Speaker 01

  This is getting real nerdy.

• 31:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, Obelisk the Tormentor, do you remember him?

• 31:07Speaker 01

  No.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  The guy was fucking jacked.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  I remember Gate Guardian.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  Gate Guardian, that was a good card. Golden Wing of Ra.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  You gave me for my birthday, one year, you gave me the arm thing with Exodia. All the arm, all the pieces of Exodia. And I was like, "Oh, this is cool."

• 31:26Speaker 02

  I was fucking.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  I remember when we had tournaments in like 5th grade at lunch, and there was this kid who had pieces of Exodia. And he's like, "They're, but they're not real, they're Asian." And I was like, "What?"

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Well, there was that place by our school, that like, they sold packs, and you were just like, "Oh, sick," and then you go, but they were like the, the packs from Japan.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  So like, you'd get the card, and you wouldn't be able to read anything or know what it did, and it's before the internet, so you just had to make shit up. And I remember there was always like, I would just be like, "Oh," you could see like the numbers for like Attack and Defense, but like, it'll be like, the special effect is like, "You have to forever give me your card."

• 32:04Speaker 01

  You just make stuff up.

• 32:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, just make shit up, 100%.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  Ah, those were the days.

• 32:08Speaker 02

  Those were the days. And now we're old, and we're talking about going on walks.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, what's wrong with me? There was a time, I mean, when you gave me the Game Boy, I was ripping that a lot.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, you never finished it, did you?

• 32:21Speaker 01

  I didn't, but.

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Your Charizard is in there, and he's just pissed off at you right now.

• 32:26Speaker 01

  He is good, he's my strongest one. Don't have a Zapdos.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  Pissed.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  I don't know if I've ever completed a Pokemon game. That's outrageous.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  That's cra- I mean, completed in one sentence. Caught all the Pokemon? Never.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Or, or made it, is there an end? Like, made it to the end?

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, there's an end to.

• 32:41Speaker 01

  You beat the elite eight. I don't think I ever got past Snorlax, I was like, "This is dumb." That is the beginning of the game, sister.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  That's, that's like midway through.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  And then I just walked around.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  It's also like such a cool part of the game. Cause like, you use this PokéFlute and this thing wakes up, and you're like, "Holy fuck, this strong-ass fucking fat fucking Pokemon."

• 32:57Speaker 01

  I don't think I ever did.

• 32:58Speaker 02

  Also, I fuck with the.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  I always got scared by Lavender Town.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  I don't fuck with it. I really don't fuck with that at all. I really don't fuck with that type of music at all, no.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, they'll get ya.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Also, I just reminded myself from doing that little whistle, I watched Hunger Games for the first time in my life. Had never seen it.

• 33:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:17Speaker 01

  But I like bow and arrows. So I was kinda in.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Of the, of the big bow and arrow movies, though, not the one that you wanna watch.

• 33:24Speaker 01

  Lord of the Rings.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  Lord of the Rings, brother, obviously. Or even the Avengers, dude, my guy Hawkeye?

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. Rambo?

• 33:32Speaker 02

  Rambo? He does use it, he does use it, yeah.

• 33:35Speaker 01

  Big, big, big? The only thing I remember from Ram- Big Buck, big? The only thing I remember from Rambo is that he like, had a 50-cal in one of the last movies.

• 33:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  You ever see the meme where they, they like edited out, and he just looks like he's giving a really hard pump shot? Cause he has like a Gatling gun, but it just looks like he's giving a really hard pump shot.

• 33:50Speaker 02

  No, I haven't seen that, that's funny.

• 33:52Speaker 01

  But in that scene, um, but in that scene, uh, yeah, you can pull up the meme.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  It was great. But he, uh, it's like he has a 50-cal, and he like, people are just exploding, it's insane. Anyway, that's a good transition probably to the ads, people exploding.

• 34:09Speaker 02

  Explode those ads all over our face.

• 34:11Speaker 01

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• 34:52Speaker 01

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• 35:35Speaker 01

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• 36:18Speaker 01

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• 36:46Speaker 02

  It just says Blood Orange.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  This is the Thriller pack, and also, these are glow-in-the-dark.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Dude?

• 36:54Speaker 01

  Oh yeah. I can't see it. So if you can get, if you're lucky enough to get your hands on the Thriller pack, uh, enjoy that. But they have, uh, you know, these, these flavors, they're great. Um, but yeah, it's a hard cider, and there's 2 apples in every single can, so go check them out. Uh, you can go to AngryOrchard.com and use the cider locator to find a Thriller pack near you. So if you wanna get your hands on this, if you're a Halloween or horror fan or whatever, you can definitely collect these, I think these would be cool collectibles, honestly. Uh, but yeah, some of the best art in the game, honestly, but go check them out, delicious, uh, hard ciders.

• 37:35Speaker 01

  Uh, but yeah, go check them out, AngryOrchard.com and use the code, uh, use the cider locator to find a Thriller pack near you, folks.

• 37:42Speaker 02

  And you know what? Before any of the games start this season, grab yourself an Angry Orchard and pop on Patreon. Patreon.com/thebasementyard is a subscription service that we use, so you guys get a little bit more of us and a little bit more of us sooner, if you know what I'm saying. Go over to Patreon.com/thebasementyard and take a look at what we got on, going on over there, alright? Take a look up over there. You look at those tiers, we got that first tier, you get these weekly episodes one whole week in advance, baby. It's hotter than Carolina pavement, you know what I'm saying? And then you take a look at that second tier, and that's where you're gonna get that sweetness, that goodness. It's sweeter than a, a, a, a, a Granny's Peach Tea dribbling out your lips. Uh, you're gonna get exclusive episodes every single Friday. I should stop, that's probably what that was, me stopping there.

• 38:26Speaker 02

  Every single episode, every single Friday, you get an exclusive Patreon episode. So you start your week with a week ahead episode, and then you end your week with an exclusive Patreon episode. Patreon.com/thebasementyard. You guys have been so incredibly supportive, over 53,000 of you are paying for the Patreon and helping us over here at the studio. It's a great way to contribute to what we have, uh, got going on over here, and we thank you so, so, so much. The holidays are coming up, whatever holiday you celebrate, if you wanna give the gift of something to the Basement Yard fan in your life, what you can do is you can give the gift of the Patreon, Patreon.com/thebasementyard, and if you wanna save yourself a couple extra bucks while you're doing it, go do that on a web browser. If you use the smart app, it's gonna cost you a couple extra bucks, so you know what?

• 39:06Speaker 02

  We love saving money here, baby. I'll never say no to a deal. Patreon.com/thebasementyard on the web browser, go check it out. Thank you so much. Also, we're gonna switch things up a little bit. If you wanna get another gift for the Basement Yard fan in your life, why don't you go to SantagatoStudios.com? There's new merch! We launched new merch, there's beautiful pictures of the guys modeling it, and it's just cool looking, there's something for you, there's tote bags, there's hats, there's sweaters, there's shirts, there's so much for you to go check out. Go to SantagatoStudios.com, take a look at what's got, got, getting and gotten over there, you know what I'm saying? It's beautiful, it's fun, and it's in great colors, so, uh, yeah, and then last and not least, certainly not least, is, uh, we got live shows coming back up. As this comes out, uh, we might be one or two of those shows under our belt,

• 39:51Speaker 02

  and we have been telling people this whole time, uh, about the photo submission. So if you're coming to any of the live shows, what you need to do is go to thebasementyard.com/submit. There's a dropdown menu, you put in what show you're coming to, you submit a random picture from your camera roll that is crazy, is funny, is silly, that needs context, doesn't need context, whatever. But go and submit it, a- and add in the context, and maybe we'll talk about you, to you, with you, show the picture, you never know. But we really want that to be a real fun part of the shows, uh, those, those cards that we did during those first, uh, you know, 2 rounds of shows. That's kinda the same thing that we're doing here with these pictures, so go check it out. Thebasementyard.com/submit, new merch at SantagatoStudios.com and Patreon.com/thebasementyard.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  That was a good snap, dude.

• 40:37Speaker 01

  That was, that was a double good snap.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  That was a pretty good snap. Can you, how many fingers can you snap with?

• 40:45Speaker 01

  I did something recently. Like, I, I, I, I bought a bag.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 40:54Speaker 01

  Uh? Like a purse.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Oh, oh, like a man purse?

• 41:01Speaker 01

  What are you doing?

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Like the, like the ones that go around, like, like a fanny pack that you kind of put around your, like, you're my father?

• 41:08Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's like a bag.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Oh, like a handbag?

• 41:11Speaker 01

  Kind of.

• 41:12Speaker 02

  Good for you.

• 41:12Speaker 04

  A purse.

• 41:14Speaker 01

  It's a, it's like a, technically, it's a tote bag?

• 41:17Speaker 02

  How short are the, the hoops, though? That's what really makes the big difference.

• 41:21Speaker 01

  I think there's both.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  Can we see this bag? Oh, you don't want to pull it up because you want to show us the price?

• 41:26Speaker 01

  I'm gonna gatekeep it for now.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  You're gonna gatekeep that shit?

• 41:28Speaker 01

  Can we just see how it has to be held?

• 41:30Speaker 02

  Um, you can strap.

• 41:33Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Like a cross, you could. But it's like a bag. I'm confused as to what, like, you're teeing this, you're, you're keying this up because there's something about the bag that we need to know about. Is it just because?

• 41:43Speaker 01

  No.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  It's like a purse.

• 41:45Speaker 01

  I think that, yeah.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 41:47Speaker 01

  I think that I'm making, I'm, I'm, I'm breaking down, not me.

• 41:52Speaker 02

  No, no, no, you absolutely are.

• 41:53Speaker 01

  But I'm, like, for me, am breaking down some gender norms.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  Exactly what my fucking, what, what those people were screaming about into the airwaves. First, Harry Styles wears a dress, now you're buying a purse.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  Now I'm buying a purse.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  Now you're buying a purse.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  But I was thinking about it because I had, like, I've had laptop bags, I, and like, they're nice, but like, I can only fit my laptop in this.

• 42:15Speaker 02

  So now, so what's the idea with this purse now? Are you gonna be?

• 42:18Speaker 01

  I can put my laptop in it, but I could also have a bunch of other stuff in it.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  Oh, so like, I lo-

• 42:25Speaker 02

  So, so like, you'll throw your keys in there?

• 42:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  You'll throw your wallet in there?

• 42:31Speaker 01

  Maybe not. Wallet always stays on my body.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Phone?

• 42:35Speaker 01

  That also stays on my body. But keys-

• 42:36Speaker 02

  So just keys in your laptop?

• 42:38Speaker 01

  Headphones, maybe a moisturizer.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Which fit, oh, okay. So, all right, now I, now I'm getting it.

• 42:45Speaker 01

  Maybe like an extra charger.

• 42:47Speaker 02

  Just always be prepared for whatever may come.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  And this is what purses are. What's going on?

• 42:52Speaker 02

  What's the size?

• 42:53Speaker 01

  The size is like, I don't have it yet.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 42:57Speaker 01

  But I ordered it. But it's like-

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Well, what was the, did they show like a picture of it on a person?

• 43:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:02Speaker 02

  And?

• 43:03Speaker 01

  What was, what's the question?

• 43:05Speaker 02

  Give us a good general size.

• 43:06Speaker 01

  I would say that it's probably like, that's not a purse.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  I mean, brother.

• 43:12Speaker 01

  Bro, it's big.

• 43:12Speaker 02

  He's getting there.

• 43:13Speaker 01

  And don't, don't you say my purse, not a purse!

• 43:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, honestly, I don't like the way that you're talking about his purse.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  First of all-

• 43:18Speaker 04

  That's my purse!

• 43:19Speaker 01

  Well, I'll be honest with you. I was like, I think that a purse, I was like, yo, I wanna, I wanna get a purse.

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Was that, so like, what was?

• 43:25Speaker 01

  Yo, I'm saying it like that. Yo, I wanna get a purse. And I bought something, and then I was like, I, it was too big. I'm like, this is too crazy.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Too much of a purse?

• 43:33Speaker 01

  It was just like a giant bag that I'm like, I could, I could literally probably fit-

• 43:37Speaker 02

  Did you have to kind of like find a middle ground between like what is not enough of a purse and what is too much of a purse?

• 43:44Speaker 01

  I definitely wanted it to be-

• 43:45Speaker 02

  Hold up that, hold up that basement you're on tote bag. Right there behind you, so we could show off the new merch and we could talk about it.

• 43:50Speaker 01

  Actually, no, that one's not coming out until holidays.

• 43:53Speaker 04

  Not that one.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's a different tote.

• 43:55Speaker 04

  I cleaned up for reasons.

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Um, but-

• 43:58Speaker 02

  Is it the second one? I have a feeling you bought the second one.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  Right. Yeah, that's one. That? No, I did not buy the, the money, that's $5,000?

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Joey, I'll be honest with you. If I saw you out with that, unironically, I might hit you.

• 44:10Speaker 01

  What the, I'm not doing this.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, oh. That is insane.

• 44:15Speaker 02

  A money bag, crystal clutch. This is more of a clutch.

• 44:18Speaker 01

  I mean, that's also a clutch.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  That's a clutch.

• 44:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's not a purse. But you see what I'm talking about? The purse, I'm picturing purse, si- sized tiny purse.

• 44:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:25Speaker 01

  No, no, no. It's not a, it's not a handbag.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  There are, the, the, the, people that wear purses are listening to this right now and they're about to scream because there is definitely a word for the size at which you-

• 44:35Speaker 01

  It's a tote. It's a tote.

• 44:37Speaker 04

  It's a leather tote.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Can we look up male leather tote bags?

• 44:40Speaker 04

  Well, we don't know if he bought that one.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm not saying, we just need to get an idea as to like, the general-

• 44:46Speaker 01

  Well, you're putting purse, put tote.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Oh, did you get that second one?

• 44:48Speaker 01

  You told me purse. I just said tote.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  Did you?

• 44:52Speaker 01

  Now we're getting somewhere. It looks more like this. So you see the first picture, that brown one? Nope.

• 44:57Speaker 04

  Oh, that was the first one, but I know which one you're talking about. This one.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, this one, it looks kind of similar.

• 45:02Speaker 02

  That's just a purse.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. I mean, this one has like a strap.

• 45:04Speaker 04

  Is that a purse?

• 45:06Speaker 01

  What is it then?

• 45:07Speaker 04

  I don't know.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  I mean, it's not a, I'm saying purse, so we have an idea of what we're talking about.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  It's kind of a handbag.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, that, but this one has a strap.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  So at what point do you stop? Are you gonna have like different ones? Like you'll have a black leather one, you'll have a brown leather one, you'll-

• 45:20Speaker 01

  I just got black leather-

• 45:21Speaker 02

  Or pleather.

• 45:22Speaker 01

  I'm trying it out. I actually don't know if it's real leather or not, I have no idea.

• 45:26Speaker 02

  Joey.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  I'm serious.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  I'm sure you got the real leather, it's all right.

• 45:29Speaker 01

  It wasn't that crazy. How much do you think I spent on it?

• 45:31Speaker 02

  Um, 200 bucks.

• 45:34Speaker 01

  It was a little bit more than that.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  270.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  No, it was like 3 something.

• 45:39Speaker 04

  340.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  But like, some of them, like, there's, there's like thousands of dollars of bags.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  So, this is honestly, you have just made my job so much easier when it comes to your birthday and the holidays.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  Getting me purses?

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Now I can just get you like a Louis Vuitton bag.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  No, I don't want that.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  I can get you like a Coach bag.

• 45:54Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  At what point do you just go to full-on clutches?

• 45:57Speaker 01

  I actually, I, go full-on clutches? No, I'm not doing that. Um, ooh, that dog one, though. I don't know, here's the thing.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  If I saw someone with this, I would be mad.

• 46:06Speaker 01

  Yeah. Outside of like Paris Hilton, I can't see anyone, you know, using this.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  How much is this?

• 46:11Speaker 04

  3,000 dollars.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  What are you putting there?

• 46:14Speaker 04

  Oh, it has a little dog collar.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Oh, you, I don't care.

• 46:17Speaker 04

  That better be-

• 46:18Speaker 02

  The collar's not the part of it that's annoying, it's the dog.

• 46:21Speaker 01

  Um, no, I, I don't even know if I can pull off a bag, but I'm like, you know what? I want something that could put my laptop in with a couple of other things.

• 46:30Speaker 02

  I love when he does this.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Throw it on my shoulder and get a little cool.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  I love when he does this. I lo-, yeah, I love when he does this. They're gonna be like, a, a fucking gay slash feminist icon, Joe Santagato, he absolutely can. You and Harry Styles, baby.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  All right, let's, let's chill.

• 46:45Speaker 02

  There are a couple, a couple different parallels. We both did shows at the MSG. Don't ask how many, we both did them, though.

• 46:51Speaker 01

  Technically.

• 46:51Speaker 02

  We both did shows at MSG.

• 46:53Speaker 01

  We do the same places.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  We did the same places.

• 46:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  We, uh, you know, you're now wearing bags.

• 46:59Speaker 01

  I, you're now wearing bags. Well, I haven't worn it yet. But I'll come here with the bag.

• 47:04Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 47:04Speaker 01

  Um, I actually, I went for a run and I ran over the Williamsburg Bridge. Have you seen the videos of Harry Styles going to soundcheck?

• 47:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 47:12Speaker 01

  He's been wa-, I think he lives in Brooklyn, or maybe Zoe Kravitz lives in Brooklyn, but he's been walking over the Williamsburg Bridge to go to soundcheck.

• 47:18Speaker 02

  Why does it, why does it matter where Zoe Kravitz lives?

• 47:20Speaker 01

  I'm just saying, like, he's walking from Brooklyn to Manhattan.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, you said Zoe Kravitz lives in Brooklyn.

• 47:25Speaker 04

  I'm assuming they're together, yeah.

• 47:27Speaker 02

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 47:28Speaker 01

  What context clues would help a little? Yeah, I, I, I don't know why, I assumed he knew that, but, um, so he's been walking over, well, I don't know if he's been doing it, but he was walking over to go to soundcheck.

• 47:38Speaker 02

  Well, I, I saw it when he hosted SNL, he ho-, he walked every day.

• 47:42Speaker 01

  Right, so, uh, I, I've ran over the bridge, like, not too long ago, like last week, and in the middle of the bridge, there's like paparazzi waiting.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Oh, for him?

• 47:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  And I'm like, that's insane. Probably taking a different route now.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I imagine. It's, just go through it. Like, all right, so, let's do, let's do something here. Just as an experiment, Google, um, things that Harry Styles does. And I wanna see-

• 48:15Speaker 01

  What do you think's gonna pop up?

• 48:16Speaker 02

  I don't know, but if there is a list, I imagine there are people that keep tabs on him.

• 48:21Speaker 01

  He's a, what are you, what are you expecting to pop up?

• 48:23Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm just, I wanna see if there are parallels between your life and his life to the point where we could say, Joe Santagato, Harry Styles.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  We, we can make a safe assumption here that, no.

• 48:34Speaker 04

  You act like Google is this magic wand.

• 48:37Speaker 01

  He does.

• 48:37Speaker 02

  My guy.

• 48:38Speaker 04

  But I'll tell you what-

• 48:39Speaker 01

  And also the vagueness. Look up things Harry Styles does.

• 48:42Speaker 04

  I'll tell you this, he likes cold water swimming.

• 48:44Speaker 02

  Uh, no, you don't like that.

• 48:45Speaker 01

  Where are you getting that?

• 48:46Speaker 04

  Meditation.

• 48:47Speaker 02

  He's not, Joey's not there yet. It's a matter of time.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  I have done it.

• 48:51Speaker 04

  Learning languages and skills.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  He does like that, you do like that.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:54Speaker 02

  Let me answer for you.

• 48:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 48:56Speaker 04

  Uh, clubbing and electronic music.

• 48:58Speaker 02

  No, he does not.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  I don't think you-

• 49:01Speaker 04

  That's all I got.

• 49:01Speaker 01

  Only in Europe.

• 49:03Speaker 04

  Probably him, too. Oh, oh, he runs marathons.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Well, now we're getting warmer.

• 49:09Speaker 01

  He, he runs marathons. I don't know that we would classify, he's like a legit runner.

• 49:14Speaker 02

  We're getting warmer now.

• 49:16Speaker 01

  Bro, he broke a three-hour marathon.

• 49:18Speaker 02

  We're both, he's Harry Styles.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  That's insane. It's fast, it's shit.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  He also wearing women's clothing. At a certain point, do you think that you will make the transition into wearing dresses and stuff like that? And I'm not saying that in a judgmental way, I am legitimately asking.

• 49:35Speaker 01

  I don't know. Maybe if I get invited-

• 49:38Speaker 05

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• 50:07Speaker 01

  To the Met Gala, except get canceled. Maybe then I, you know, that's where I would-

• 50:13Speaker 02

  That's the pipeline.

• 50:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 50:15Speaker 04

  His birthday's in February.

• 50:16Speaker 02

  Oh, oh.

• 50:18Speaker 01

  He's a Pisces?

• 50:19Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 50:19Speaker 01

  What am I doing?

• 50:20Speaker 02

  I don't know what the hell that was. What birth, what, tell me when his birthday is.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  The first.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Oh, well, that ain't you.

• 50:26Speaker 01

  That's probably not-

• 50:27Speaker 04

  Well, I would've said that it's on his birthday.

• 50:28Speaker 01

  That's a different sign, even.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  You don't even know Joey's birthday.

• 50:31Speaker 01

  What's my birthday?

• 50:32Speaker 02

  See?

• 50:33Speaker 01

  20-

• 50:35Speaker 01

  5th.

• 50:35Speaker 04

  Wow, you got it.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  Damn it.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  That, that-

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Ah, fuck.

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Fuck.

• 50:39Speaker 04

  What time?

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Oh, God.

• 50:42Speaker 04

  I'll, I'll give you a hint, there's only two digits, because one doubles.

• 50:46Speaker 01

  What am I, cracking a safe?

• 50:48Speaker 04

  I mean, I just gave you a, a 722.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  No, 646.

• 50:53Speaker 02

  646.

• 50:55Speaker 04

  See, Frank knew that.

• 50:56Speaker 02

  I knew that one.

• 50:57Speaker 04

  You set me up on the second question. His first word was cat.

• 51:00Speaker 01

  Joey, how are you actually getting this information?

• 51:03Speaker 04

  I'm texting him.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Hey, what's your first word?

• 51:08Speaker 02

  I think we're seeing some possible parallels between you and Harry Styles. And that's okay. Oh, no!

• 51:16Speaker 01

  I'm not saying that.

• 51:17Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, oh, no, now you're like slowly becoming one of the biggest stars in the world.

• 51:21Speaker 01

  What the, I don't even sing!

• 51:23Speaker 02

  You could sing.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  Huh?

• 51:25Speaker 04

  No.

• 51:26Speaker 01

  What?

• 51:27Speaker 04

  I'm sorry.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  What the fuck was that? I think I tried to stop a laugh and it just said- Where did you go? The throat. Do you think if I purse it up a lot, that you guys may be infected with the purse?

• 51:45Speaker 02

  Ooh, that's how they said that the Harry Styles wearing dresses was gonna go.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Right, yeah.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  That's what they were, everyone was just like, "This is an attack on masculinity." It's like, "This is one person wearing a dress."

• 51:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Um-

• 51:55Speaker 01

  I mean, I kinda have my laptop bag. I put stuff in.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  I don't, I don't think so, but look what happened with everything else.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  With watches, really.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Um, yeah. I just feel like it makes the most sense to have something with you want all your shit with you.

• 52:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm cutting your, I'm cutting your ass a little bit. I, I, I think that whoever said like, "This incredibly like, functional, useful thing is just for women."

• 52:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 52:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, nah.

• 52:25Speaker 02

  Throw, throw us guys a bone. Make life easier for us.

• 52:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, especially the straight white ones.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Look at, look at him! Look at him!

• 52:34Speaker 01

  Straight white, and can I get a break?

• 52:37Speaker 02

  There's something that is not tailored to you. Figure it out! And everything should be because it already is.

• 52:45Speaker 01

  Right.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  And it should be-

• 52:46Speaker 01

  And that's what I'm used to. So I, so I, so moving forward, that should be the case.

• 52:50Speaker 02

  And if it's not, take it and call it-

• 52:53Speaker 01

  Vote against it.

• 52:57Speaker 01

  Take it and let it politically motivate you.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Yes, absolutely.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  And just forget about anyone else.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  What else do you even need to know about and think about, you know?

• 53:06Speaker 01

  I just like the things that affect me and benefit me and just not anyone else and I don't wanna think about it and don't get me started on religion either.

• 53:14Speaker 02

  Hey, guys, have you heard of this new invention of handbags? They're for guys and they're fucking cool.

• 53:22Speaker 02

  You know? Oh, hey, hey, you know what would be smart if we start selling these for women?

• 53:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 02

  So it's like a man's handbag but for women.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  Right.

• 53:33Speaker 02

  And then we become billionaires.

• 53:34Speaker 01

  Right.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  It's a, it's a concept.

• 53:36Speaker 01

  There it is.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  It's an idea.

• 53:38Speaker 01

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• 56:51Speaker 02

  So, you're in a purse. I don't think we'll be wearing heels anytime soon.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Oh, but I guess they make- Oh.

• 56:59Speaker 02

  I guess they make like male platform shoes, cause like some running shoes, brother, they, they're, they're-

• 57:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, they get you, yeah.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  You know, they, they get you up there.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, you know, I don't think it's a gateway drug to all of the, uh-

• 57:13Speaker 02

  What you should, this is what our dads yelled at us about growing up. It's like, "You start with a handbag and then in three years, you're gonna be jerking guys off in the park."

• 57:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, my dad's gonna be like, "A purse."

• 57:23Speaker 02

  Oh, when your dad gets a hold of this. Can you do, can you call him right now and just say, "Dad, I bought a purse for a man," and just see what happens?

• 57:31Speaker 01

  Wouldn't air that.

• 57:34Speaker 01

  No, no, no. He'd probably just make a joke and that would be it, but-

• 57:38Speaker 02

  Did I tell you what happened to my dad with his man purse? Cause my dad has like one that like buckles here and it's like a fanny pack.

• 57:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  Cause when we did, during the first tour, when we did the Atlantic City show, we had a thing where we were like hosting a party at a pool party afterward.

• 57:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:55Speaker 02

  Of all the shows my dad came to, he picked to come to that and he came to the pool party after. And first of all, boy, oh boy, was that something? But he almost didn't make it in because he came in with like his heart medicine?

• 58:12Speaker 01

  Like pills?

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:14Speaker 01

  He had medical pills?

• 58:15Speaker 02

  He had medical pills in his thing, but they were like, "We need to search your bag." And they were like, they opened it up and they saw a bottle of pills.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Right.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  And they're like, "Oh, we're not fucking letting you in with this." And he's like, "No, those are my heart pills." And they're like, "We don't care, we're taking them." And then my dad got into an argument with the guy, cause he was like, "Don't take them, dump them in the garbage right now."

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Oh, the guy wanted your dad to dump them?

• 58:40Speaker 02

  No. My dad wanted the guy to dump them.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  Why?

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Cause he, I assumed that he was like worried that they were gonna like take it and sell it or some shit like that, but he was just like, "Okay, alright, if you're gonna take it, take it and dump it in the garbage right now." And the guy was like, "I'm just taking the bottle." And he was like, "No, fucking dump it." My sister was like, "I can't ever forgive you for putting me through that."

• 59:01Speaker 01

  Did he, what happened to his pills?

• 59:02Speaker 02

  I think he had to give them up and like, I imagine they dumped them.

• 59:07Speaker 01

  What the hell?

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Bro, it was crazy.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  But you can't be like, "Bro, I, like, I need this. This is like a medical thing."

• 59:13Speaker 02

  I, I don't know. I'm sure it's also my dad. And I'm sure my dad was just-

• 59:16Speaker 01

  Why do he need pills?

• 59:17Speaker 02

  I'm sure they were just like, "What are these?" He was like, "Don't fuckin' worry about it."

• 59:20Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, he's one of them.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Yeah, like he was just like, "Don't worry about what my pills are." And they were like, "Sir, we need to know." And he was like, "Fuck you, you don't need to know shit."

• 59:28Speaker 01

  I feel like that's my dad too. If they'd be like, "What is it?" He'd be like, "It's drugs. What?"

• 59:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  What's your problem? Just tell the truth.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  That is what we are concerned of, you know?

• 59:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, yeah, no. I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna poison the whole fucking pool and kill everybody. How's that?

• 59:40Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 59:41Speaker 01

  I like that.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  It's like, "What? You're worried that I'm gonna start handing out drugs in your establishment and get you guys shut down?"

• 59:46Speaker 01

  Yep. I'm gonna make a lot of money here from these people and sell them?

• 59:49Speaker 02

  That is exactly what we are worried about.

• 59:50Speaker 01

  So I always need a couple sock pills. That's what they call them.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  What?

• 59:54Speaker 01

  Couple sock pills. You can't bring in a whole pill bottle just in case. Got a couple sock pills.

• 59:58Speaker 02

  Also-

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Do you just put pills in your socks? No.

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  Sounds like you put pills in your socks, brother.

• 1:00:08Speaker 01

  Cannot confirm nor deny. Wow. I would never do a pill.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Also, what pills are you putting in your sock that you can't just take? Like, you're a young and in shape.

• 1:00:17Speaker 01

  A little Molly or something? I'm saying, you just do, you just, you just need sock pills, just in case.

• 1:00:21Speaker 02

  I don't wanna hear about you doing drugs, dude. I like you.

• 1:00:22Speaker 01

  I don't. He will not respect you.

• 1:00:26Speaker 02

  I like you a lot. I like you a lot. Oh my god! We completely forgot about the announcement.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  Well, we told you guys that we did have an announcement, uh, early in, uh, earlier in the episode, and we do have an announcement and to-

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Sorry, it's not how you sit down. I wanted to get comfortable. Uh, to make the announcement, we have a special guest, so please welcome to the show, Mr. Sean Evans.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  Of Hot Ones.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  Thank you all so much.

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:00:54Speaker 06

  Thanks for having me, guys.

• 1:00:55Speaker 02

  Please, please.

• 1:00:56Speaker 01

  There's a live crowd here. This is insane. Of a billion people.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  Dude, what's up?

• 1:01:01Speaker 06

  Thanks so much for having me. Good to finally meet you guys.

• 1:01:03Speaker 02

  Welcome to the show. Thanks for coming.

• 1:01:06Speaker 01

  Did Wing Pong, had a little adjacence. We thought we would see you in the hallway. That didn't happen.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Did not happen. I saw there was a bunch of pictures. We saw you there.

• 1:01:13Speaker 06

  It happened when it was supposed to happen. On this fateful day.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  This fateful day.

• 1:01:18Speaker 06

  And?

• 1:01:19Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 1:01:20Speaker 06

  There's an exciting announcement.

• 1:01:21Speaker 01

  There is an exciting announcement. I don't know what to say.

• 1:01:25Speaker 06

  We have a new show called Hot Ones Game Night, and I am thrilled that we have secured the best host in the game. He's in the room right now.

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:01:37Speaker 06

  Very likable guy.

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:01:41Speaker 06

  Congratulations, Joe.

• 1:01:45Speaker 06

  Let's go.

• 1:01:46Speaker 01

  Let's go. Sorry, I know that there's more to announce before I ask my series of questions.

• 1:01:52Speaker 06

  Yeah. Good news begets more good news because appearing on the show will be Frank.

• 1:02:00Speaker 02

  There you go. Clap, damn it!

• 1:02:04Speaker 06

  Is it the pilot? We don't know, but Frank will be there.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  First of all, I want to say thank you for using the word begets on here because that has never been done before ever in the entire existence.

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  I didn't even hear that.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  Well, open your ears.

• 1:02:15Speaker 01

  I was, I was listening to all the compliments at first. I was like, wow, this is, this is going really well.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, this went really well. Anything, because you know, you said best in the game, hosting it, great. In terms of guests, where do I rank?

• 1:02:26Speaker 06

  The best one that Hot Ones Game Night has ever had, that's for sure.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  Honestly, technically, not wrong.

• 1:02:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's true.

• 1:02:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, sweet. That's gonna be fun. Congratulations.

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Thank you, and I'm, I'm really excited. The game is a lot of fun.

• 1:02:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  So, like, me and Greg are also, like, executive producers on it, and basically, I'll be sitting down with a celebrity guest every single week, playing a board game. There'll be questions, there'll be hot wings. I will be tortured. It will be a fun time, and we've recorded some episodes, and they're just a ton of fun.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, they, they were, they were a lot of fun. The game was a lot of fun. The aftermath might have been something, they might have left something to be desired there, but I, I enjoyed it. I mean, I'm also like a, I like, like, hot stuff and stuff like that. So I'm like, yeah, I was fucking pumped and shit like. I'm sure in your guys' position, though, that that goes away pretty quickly.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  It's tough. I don't know how you do it where you eat that many hot wings in your life.

• 1:03:23Speaker 06

  Well, it's interesting to talk to you because I feel like this is a unique experience. You're like the only other person on the world that I can talk about, you know? Hosting the show where a prerequisite is that you have to eat extremely spicy wings. You shot a few episodes. I am curious, how has that experience been for you?

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  Like, I feel like I'm a Hot Ones right now.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  He's asking really good questions! There are, there are begets in there again.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  I feel like I wasn't really paying attention to that part because once this idea started forming, I was like, this just sounds like such a fun idea. And then, once I arrived on set for the first taping, I was like, oh shit, I have to eat these.

• 1:04:00Speaker 06

  Yeah, why did I say yes to this?

• 1:04:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, and then, after the first episode, I was like, I don't know how you do it. And I was also like, we're never gonna like shoot two in a day, right? Like, because I'm dying over here. Like, I, I think that, you know, it's, it's an honor to be able to work with, you know, the, the First We Feast company and do this show, but definitely doesn't come for free. There is a price you pay for doing this, for sure.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  What was harder for, I guess, either of you? Is it the wings or the milk and/or dairy that comes as a result?

• 1:04:33Speaker 06

  Well, I always tell guests, you know, like, when they're really crushing milk, I'm always like, hey, I know that this sounds insane, given the circumstances right now, but a milk problem is actually much worse than a hot sauce problem.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Is it really?

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Ooh, I learned that problem first episode.

• 1:04:49Speaker 06

  That's how the game works, yeah. You figure these things out.

• 1:04:52Speaker 02

  Are you, are you not a whole milk guy?

• 1:04:54Speaker 06

  No, I mean, it's just the volume and the chemistry experiment that's going on in your stomach when you combine those kinds of forces. So I always tell people, like, you know, maybe a glass of milk over Hot Ones, but when they keep refilling it, I'm always like, that's gonna be a problem later, but I can't talk them out of it when they're just trying to survive the moment.

• 1:05:13Speaker 01

  We did Wing Pong, this is our first experience ever eating those wings.

• 1:05:18Speaker 01

  The amount of milk I drank was more than I've ever had since like 1999.

• 1:05:23Speaker 02

  But it was also done out of like necessity. If I had not drank that much milk, I would have died, honestly, because that, that, those were hot. Those were very, very, and I know that's like.

• 1:05:35Speaker 06

  You pay for it later.

• 1:05:36Speaker 02

  Brother.

• 1:05:37Speaker 06

  But here is, I think, kind of, if there is a glass, a glass of milk half-full take on this.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:05:45Speaker 06

  It's that the more you do it, the easier it gets. It's kind of, it's kind of like cardio. You know, like, the more you do it, the easier it gets, the more comfortable you become in the uncomfortable. I've started to look at each shoot as kind of a weekly ritual that I work my way up towards, and then that makes the whole experience kind of easier for me. But that's through many, many years in this game, Joe. You know, like, you'll learn these lessons and how you take those going forward. You'll learn those all firsthand, but just in doing, baby.

• 1:06:15Speaker 02

  I, I cannot imagine the reps because I've done years of cardio and it has not gotten a single second easier. I'll tell you that right now. And I love how two fucking like in shape people are just like, it's like cardio. It's like, I hate that.

• 1:06:26Speaker 01

  Maybe there will be an episode that afterwards I don't go to the bathroom to cry a little bit. Maybe that will be the case. Also, I just get this thing where, like, five hours later, there's just like a fireball.

• 1:06:36Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 1:06:36Speaker 01

  Sitting right here.

• 1:06:37Speaker 06

  Yeah, or a cramp. Cramps are tough.

• 1:06:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:06:40Speaker 02

  You might need to invest in a, a bidet of some sort. That helped me quite a bit.

• 1:06:45Speaker 01

  I've been ripping tongues.

• 1:06:47Speaker 06

  Yeah, great product. They're not paying me to say that, but great product.

• 1:06:51Speaker 02

  He's like, he's like the guy.

• 1:06:52Speaker 01

  Also, tongues now is like candy, dude. I don't know what they did.

• 1:06:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:06:55Speaker 01

  I mean, at the office, there's like chalk ones. We gotta get the candy. Because the candy ones are good.

• 1:07:00Speaker 06

  We got you. If you need a tongue plug, I'm your guy.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  Hey, let's get the candy ones in there. Um, no, but those are, yeah, so that's kind of like my thing. As, that my guess was like, I'm gonna have a tum beforehand, and then afterwards, I'm gonna just get right before what I imagine an OD would be. And then also.

• 1:07:22Speaker 02

  Have a tum, cry a ton.

• 1:07:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. But I did hear that there is possibly some adverse effects from just like taking tums, which is just like more bloating, but like, I'm down to bloat.

• 1:07:34Speaker 06

  Yeah, you know, any port in a storm.

• 1:07:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  Have you had to become like the, like, expert of science in terms of eating certain things? Like, understanding the biology of what's going on in your stomach?

• 1:07:47Speaker 06

  To be totally honest with you, I don't overthink this. You know, I always, like, kind of the way that I compartmentalize is I'm like, you know what? Ray Lewis played 17 years in the NFL. You know, like, yup. You know, he stacked those games and did a lot of years, you know? Can be doing, can doing Hot Ones be more of a physical lifelong liability than playing linebacker in the NFL? I tell myself, no. You know, and like, maybe that's just an idiot talking himself into something, but I'm always like, if he can do that, I can do this. But I, I really don't overthink the prep or even the post-game. Like, I kind of just eat light before, rip the show, and then go home, turn on the air conditioning, put on some basketball shorts.

• 1:08:30Speaker 06

  It's becoming like a Pavlovian way, a kind of a reward moment of my week that I actually really enjoy.

• 1:08:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're like, I'm gonna go home, put on some loose shorts.

• 1:08:40Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Yes, and in front of the AC.

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  Just let it.

• 1:08:44Speaker 06

  I'm not on email, I'm not picking up any calls. Like, it's become kind of a really lovely part of my week that I look forward to.

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  Any, any, have you experimented with ice baths, if that helps at all? Just like the external temperature just kind of cool things down inside?

• 1:08:59Speaker 06

  I've only done like a couple cold plunges in my, in my life, but now the, now the wheels are turning.

• 1:09:04Speaker 02

  You're welcome. That one's for free, by the way. Next one I will ask you to pay for.

• 1:09:07Speaker 01

  Go upside down.

• 1:09:07Speaker 06

  Thanks for it.

• 1:09:08Speaker 01

  Head in there first.

• 1:09:09Speaker 02

  I think there are worse parts that you might want to throw in there first.

• 1:09:13Speaker 06

  And you're, you just did the math on that. So if I'm giving you some tips, you know, we talked about the milk. The other thing is, when you're eating these wings, you know, you're gonna have sauce on your fingers. Be very careful around the eyes. Thoroughly wash your hands after every shoot because you won't think about it. You'll go to take a piss, and then you'll have a problem that's worse than the milk problem, you know? And I don't want you to learn that lesson the hard way.

• 1:09:36Speaker 01

  I actually got, I don't know what it was, but something under my fingernail. And then, like, when I have my hand down like this, it's like pressing against my nail, and it just feels like I have a wound or something. Like, it's like a hot pepper under my finger.

• 1:09:48Speaker 06

  Sometimes I'll take a shower like that night or whatever, my whole body will be hot.

• 1:09:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, and I'm like, what's going on with my fingers? Like, there was, it was days after, like, three days after, and I'm like, I'm showering, I'm doing whatever, I'm trying to get it out, but there's something lodged under my nail.

• 1:10:03Speaker 06

  You'll be forever changed on the other side of this game.

• 1:10:05Speaker 02

  I wash my hands like a fucking surgeon, surgeon the times I've done it. Like, I'm in there and I'm like, putting like the arms up like that and stuff like that and walking out like this. It's, you gotta be thorough because I, when I was younger, I had like, cooked with a spicy pepper and like, didn't wash thoroughly, and, and it hurt. Like medically, I thought I had a problem, but it was just.

• 1:10:26Speaker 06

  Learn every spice problem from firsthand experience.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  It wasn't anything real dangerous or scary.

• 1:10:32Speaker 01

  I tried to melt down spicy candy once, and I pepper sprayed the whole house.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Well, I, we did, we did a video where we cooked, and I, I just saw a thing of pepper on the counter, and I just used it. But I guess the pepper that it was, was, remember the red pepper when we did the, the cooking video? It, like, everyone in there could not breathe.

• 1:10:54Speaker 06

  Gas man.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  I gassed them, yeah. It was, it was pretty dangerous, but.

• 1:10:58Speaker 06

  Oh, god.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  Well, it was fun.

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's, it's.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  You'll be all right.

• 1:11:02Speaker 01

  I'll be a fine, we'll see.

• 1:11:03Speaker 02

  You'll be a fine.

• 1:11:04Speaker 01

  I'll be a fine, just like nervous thinking about it. It'll be like six months down the line, but I don't know if I could do it, dude.

• 1:11:10Speaker 06

  Fuck. Well, a lot of good news begetting good news.

• 1:11:14Speaker 02

  There's another beget!

• 1:11:16Speaker 06

  But unfortunately, I have some bad news. So, as part of the initiation into the great fraternity of spice, we did bring some wings over here.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Greg's got quite the peppiness step walking with these, goddamn.

• 1:11:32Speaker 01

  Smirkin' smiley bastard!

• 1:11:34Speaker 06

  Oh.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Do you have a preference? Do you want the flatter to the drum?

• 1:11:38Speaker 01

  What is this? I'm trying to think about which one looks not as sauced, but they both look even.

• 1:11:43Speaker 02

  I have, I have a feeling that this is just like a good hee hee ha ha. Like, they're not actually like hot, and it's just like, we gotcha.

• 1:11:51Speaker 01

  No, I don't think that Greg's gonna. They're hot.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Are they?

• 1:11:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, I knew it was. Why do, why do I have one?

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  Because you're.

• 1:11:57Speaker 01

  Because what do you mean, why do you have one?

• 1:11:58Speaker 02

  And now you'd be sitting there giggling McGee.

• 1:12:00Speaker 01

  Also, what about you back there, bastard?

• 1:12:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, go, go, you go get one now!

• 1:12:04Speaker 01

  Oh, you really didn't expect that one? Yeah, go, go get a wing, go, go get a wing. Yeah, you're, we're all doing this now.

• 1:12:10Speaker 02

  Now you gotta be in.

• 1:12:12Speaker 01

  He just wants everyone to eat a. Um, alright.

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  I think we just gotta rip dip.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:16Speaker 02

  Congratulations.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  When is it, when is the first episode coming out?

• 1:12:19Speaker 01

  September 30th, that was a good one. September 30th, the first episode on the First We Feast YouTube channel, uh, will be coming out. So, look forward to that. No idea what time, but we'll figure it out along the way. Uh, but definitely go check it out. Uh, these are definitely hot because I sniffed it and it punched me in the back of the fucking uvula.

• 1:12:36Speaker 02

  It smells good, honestly.

• 1:12:38Speaker 01

  Cheers.

• 1:12:38Speaker 02

  Cheers. Here we go, baby. Cheers to you and thanks.

• 1:12:41Speaker 06

  Let's go.

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  And let us know how our technique is as well.

• 1:12:44Speaker 06

  So, I like the technique for both of you. It's just very, uh, shoot first, ask questions later.

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  Oh, my god in hell.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  Why, why do we, why do we have?

• 1:12:56Speaker 06

  Oh, no.

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  You can't breathe too much because if you breathe and you kick something back like into your sinus or something, goodnight.

• 1:13:05Speaker 02

  Oh, boy.

• 1:13:06Speaker 06

  I do love how quick you're learning, you know? I love how you're picking all these things up.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  I'm trying to like eat while breathing, holy shit. I'm trying to eat while breathing out. Cause there was a time where I was breathing in as I did, thank you god in heaven. Um.

• 1:13:23Speaker 01

  What is my, oh, here it is. Um, oh, man, my hands are shaking.

• 1:13:27Speaker 02

  Alright. I wanna like, I wanna sing like Limp Bizkit.

• 1:13:32Speaker 06

  The glasses are fogging up a little bit.

• 1:13:34Speaker 01

  Something wrong. What's going on?

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  Don't get, don't do it.

• 1:13:37Speaker 01

  Come on. This isn't right. Okay, we're not gonna make people throw up here. I'm not. Do you want milk? What?

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  Help, help, I want help. If milk is help, I need it.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  I think I'm, oh, fart. I'm gonna try and do, do you personally try to be like, I'm not drinking any milk?

• 1:13:50Speaker 06

  So, what I always do is kind of mirror what the guest does. That way, they don't feel like they're being silly or something. You know what I mean? I'm always, I'm always trying to let them know that no matter what you're going through, no matter how crazy you think you're acting right now. Way crazier things have already happened in this show. So, if you're gonna reach for milk, that's okay. I'm reaching to, I'm always kind of giving whatever energy they're giving to the show. I'm always trying to like, return it in equal and opposite measure. I'm always meeting them halfway.

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  Do you find that most people are trying to be like, I'm not gonna have anything, I'm just gonna?

• 1:14:23Speaker 06

  What I have found.

• 1:14:25Speaker 02

  Fuck, you guys are sitting there talking over the time of your life and I'm passing out over here.

• 1:14:28Speaker 06

  He's a host, do, he, he is understanding the rhythm of all of this.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  No, watch this, I got this.

• 1:14:32Speaker 06

  Yeah, look, lock in.

• 1:14:34Speaker 01

  You don't.

• 1:14:34Speaker 06

  Just lock in.

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Look, look at this, I got this.

• 1:14:39Speaker 06

  Um, um, but I think the guests who walk in with humility end up doing the best. It's the ones that I think walk in with the kind of a cockiness or swagger about how they're going to do. That always backfires every time.

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Okay. And also, one of my very serious questions is, I feel like you're regarded as one of the best interviews, uh, interviewers, um, that we have in this day and age.

• 1:15:04Speaker 01

  What advice do you have for me for that approach, as far as that goes?

• 1:15:07Speaker 06

  You know what? I would say like, uh, just whatever you're naturally curious about, other people will be curious about. So, kind of let your own impulse and your own instincts, let that drive, uh, how you construct an interview. You know, like, don't try, don't try hard.

• 1:15:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:15:25Speaker 06

  You know what I mean? Just marinate in the life of somebody else. Try to understand them, do a little armchair psychology. And then whatever you're naturally curious about, like, let that shape the interview and then hope for the best, man. Hope for the best.

• 1:15:39Speaker 02

  Yo, you, how the fuck are you having a normal conversation right now?

• 1:15:42Speaker 01

  You know, I think that he's right in that when you do it and you're just like a little bit more comfortable in the whatever, I'm definitely in pain. It really feels like a, like a scorpion bit my lips. Like, I have like two lines, like a vampire like fanged me right here and there's just like a space. And I'm gonna pay for that. You're very confused by what I'm saying, aren't you?

• 1:16:01Speaker 02

  Who's fucking?

• 1:16:02Speaker 01

  No, you're doing good. You're drinking an energy drink to try and.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  To try.

• 1:16:07Speaker 06

  We got.

• 1:16:08Speaker 01

  Tongue goes crazy.

• 1:16:09Speaker 06

  We got the right host, you know? It's like you're learning all of the lessons and you're either, even learning the rhythm of it, you know? Like, the way you ate it fast, you got it down and then you were on your feet like a cat, you know, like, ready to field a question, ready to react to the rhythm of the show.

• 1:16:24Speaker 02

  If there's a, if there's a pussy over here, it's this guy right here. I'm telling you right now.

• 1:16:28Speaker 01

  Well, well, this is insane. These are great compliments that I'm getting at the moment.

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, sweet, guys.

• 1:16:33Speaker 01

  I have big shoes to, not fill, I guess, but.

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  Fucking cock.

• 1:16:37Speaker 01

  I have a big.

• 1:16:39Speaker 02

  Something.

• 1:16:40Speaker 01

  Something. I can't think right now, obviously. There's a lot of stuff firing in my mouth.

• 1:16:44Speaker 02

  God, I will say, this is delicious milk. Is this a whole milk?

• 1:16:47Speaker 01

  He loves whole milk.

• 1:16:47Speaker 02

  Oh, I love.

• 1:16:48Speaker 06

  It's the right kind of milk for this situation.

• 1:16:51Speaker 02

  If they came over here with skim milk, I was gonna throw it in their face.

• 1:16:54Speaker 01

  Does anyone ever ask for almond milk and then you gotta break it to them?

• 1:16:57Speaker 06

  Yeah, no, I mean, no, we'll give it to them. So, I, I don't, I, I mean, here's the thing, like, yes, you can try to explain to an A-list celebrity, like, actually, whole milk is the thing that you use. But like, the thing that I've noticed is like, as the show's evolved and guests have gotten more high-profile over the years, the kinds of dietary requests or like the riders just get weirder and weirder and weirder. And then you have these like nut-based milks, you know what I, you know what I mean? So, um, as that's happened, we always just try to be like the most comfortable, least comfortable interview show. So, whatever kind of requests guests have about the lifelines that appear around them, we'll always just satisfy them. But like, yeah, you're right, whole milk is the way to go, but it's actually rare that a guest is just going with whole milk.

• 1:17:40Speaker 06

  But that, that tells me that they know ball when they request whole.

• 1:17:43Speaker 02

  I know ball, Sean Evans. I know fucking ball.

• 1:17:47Speaker 01

  Isn't it true that like almond milk and those milks don't really help?

• 1:17:50Speaker 06

  No, you need, uh.

• 1:17:52Speaker 01

  Fat, I think?

• 1:17:52Speaker 06

  Yeah, yeah, to cut the, to cut the heat. But you gotta know ball, like Frank.

• 1:17:58Speaker 02

  Has anyone ever asked for like, just like fucking butter to rub on their mouth or like breast milk or something?

• 1:18:06Speaker 06

  You know, uh, I'm trying to think like, I remember like Gordon Ramsay brought in his own Mary Poppins bag of.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  He had the spray, right?

• 1:18:14Speaker 06

  Spice antidote, yeah. He had, um, that was actually, who did that? That was, uh, Mark Rober who brought in, like, he tried to like, he tried to fight spice with science. I remember like Gordon though, he would have like donuts. At one point, he brought a milk fire extinguisher. So, it was a fire extinguisher and then he could blast milk out of it from across the studio. But he had like on every wing, something new. But here's another thing that you learn.

• 1:18:40Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:18:41Speaker 06

  Is that nothing really totally helps. Like, you kind of just have to.

• 1:18:45Speaker 02

  Best of luck, bitch.

• 1:18:46Speaker 06

  You kind of just have to sur, to surrender to the experience of it all and just try to survive. You know, people are always like, oh, what's gonna bring me back to normal, like, when we're in the middle of the interview? And sometimes I'm like, you just gotta kind of ride it out.

• 1:18:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. And one thing too, that I was very like aware of is not having chaplips. Cause I feel like if I have chaplips and I eat a hot wing, like, I'm just gonna pass out.

• 1:19:07Speaker 06

  You'll feel it, you'll feel it.

• 1:19:09Speaker 01

  It's gonna be bad.

• 1:19:10Speaker 02

  Has anyone ever swung on you afterwards, like, yo, like, fucking square up, you son of a bitch?

• 1:19:15Speaker 06

  Marcelo Hernandez, actually like semi-recently, you know, he was just going through it in like a spice k-hole on the bomb, you know, like fighting night terrors, but like wide awake. And then I'm hitting him with, what I'm sure for him was just this insufferable game where I'm giving him, you know, like, just, uh, stranger than fiction news stories. And having him decide if that actually came from Florida or somewhere else. And I don't think he's hearing a word that I'm saying, you know, like, as he's trapped in his own hell. And I just keep rattling these news stories off. And then he got up, I would think, to take a lap around the room and he just kind of squared me up and we did.

• 1:19:55Speaker 06

  And he just sent a hook, you know, that, you know, like I was able to, I was able to kind of fake. Um, but it like looked like a really well-executed stunt punch in a movie.

• 1:20:05Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 1:20:06Speaker 02

  I will say this.

• 1:20:07Speaker 01

  He is in movies now.

• 1:20:08Speaker 02

  Yes, he is. And, and thank god you got a voice like silk because if you were out there and you sounded like fucking Gilbert Gottfried or someone, R.I.P., I guess.

• 1:20:17Speaker 01

  Or like a Long Island mom.

• 1:20:18Speaker 02

  If you sounded like a Long Island medium.

• 1:20:20Speaker 01

  Long Island medium?

• 1:20:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  She's like, let me ask you something. Let me, let me, let me, let me talk to you about this.

• 1:20:25Speaker 02

  That would make this 10 times worse, but you are very well-spoken and it begets me.

• 1:20:32Speaker 06

  Did I use it right?

• 1:20:32Speaker 01

  I've also been begotten from both ends now.

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  You've been begotten from the front and the back.

• 1:20:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  Every, everything has been getting you.

• 1:20:38Speaker 01

  I got begotten over here, now I'm getting it over here. Uh, it's really just, uh, nevermind. I'm not gonna say that.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  It's a, it's a, eh, god. Well, I mean, boy, oh, boy.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  Well, thank you so much for initiating us. We appreciate you taking the time to come on the show and, uh, make this announcement. Uh, again, thank you for the advice and the kind words as well.

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  Thank you for nothing for me. I got nothing. I got nothing here. I got your presents.

• 1:21:03Speaker 06

  It's an ever-expanding program play, alright?

• 1:21:06Speaker 02

  I do appreciate that, but, you know.

• 1:21:08Speaker 06

  On the next one, we got you. But, you know, I wanna say, uh, been a fan for a long time, so it's awesome, uh, to bring you in the fold. And I'm really excited for what you're gonna do. And I always think, you know, like, the hardest part of these things is finding a host that can rock with it, who the audience is gonna love. And I really feel like we did that and I'm excited to see what you do, Joe.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:21:31Speaker 01

  I just got a panic attack with you. Expectations now. Thank you for saying that, though. I appreciate that. Um, but thank you, man. This has been amazing. Uh, is there, you know, if you wanna check out Sean, go follow him on social media.

• 1:21:44Speaker 02

  This camera, this camera, this camera.

• 1:21:46Speaker 01

  You know Hot Ones, obviously, they've got a much bigger audience than we, than be, than we've begotten over the years.

• 1:21:55Speaker 01

  But that is.

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  I'm sorry.

• 1:21:57Speaker 01

  I almost caught one of those on the eye. Uh, but thank you guys so much for watching. Uh, September 30th, go check out Hot Ones Game Night. And, uh, you'll see when Frank is on that show. And, uh, Sean, again, thanks for coming and we'll see you guys next time.

• 1:22:10Speaker 06

  See ya, September 30th.