#567 - Making Out In Public

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank?

• 0:39Speaker 03

  Hey, hi. I'm a little tired, and I was thinking about if I should have some caffeine, but it's late in the day, and I don't want to mess up my sleep.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  It's 4 o'clock. It's before 4.

• 0:51Speaker 03

  Brother, if I have one of those, I'll be fucking doing backflips until...

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Really?

• 0:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Well, he is like about to be 34, so...

• 0:58Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 0:59Speaker 02

  Careful. What time do you go to bed?

• 1:01Speaker 03

  Um, like 10:25, 10:15.

• 1:05Speaker 02

  That's a normal time.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  Really? You think I could do it?

• 1:08Speaker 02

  I mean, it's too late now. You can't do it.

• 1:10Speaker 03

  Why not? Why not? I'll crack it open now, and I'll see what happens.

• 1:13Speaker 02

  No, you shouldn't.

• 1:14Speaker 04

  Shotgun it.

• 1:16Speaker 03

  Way to go.

• 1:17Speaker 02

  Everything is...

• 1:18Speaker 03

  I'm obviously 34, and you're obviously 19.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:21Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:23Speaker 02

  And I obviously almost got pissed on this morning by an animal in my elevator, which is not where you're supposed to get pissed on by animals. Not that you're supposed to.

• 1:31Speaker 03

  Well, hold on. Well, back up, back up, back up, back up. First of all, why is it obvious that you almost got pissed on?

• 1:36Speaker 02

  It's not obvious. I'll be honest.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  I was fitting it into the joke. I was fitting it into the conversation. You're just trying to fit in your pissing fetish?

• 1:42Speaker 02

  Yeah. Not that I have a fetish. I don't know where you got that. But I got into the elevator this morning with Charlie, and there was another dog in there. And the dog was like sniffing my legs, which is like typical, because I have a dog, so dogs, when they see me, they sniff me pretty good.

• 1:56Speaker 03

  You have the legs of a, like, a pissable leg, which is kind of nice.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  That's not what I'm saying.

• 2:01Speaker 03

  Well, like, they normally piss on trees, and trees, like, those are, like, those are good-looking trunks.

• 2:06Speaker 02

  No, but dogs smell my legs. What I'm saying is dogs smell my legs because I have a dog, and they're like, "Oh, there's a dog here," or whatever. And then this dog, like, started turning? Because once they start turning and giving you the butt, they either want you to scratch, or they're about to lift that thing and let it go.

• 2:21Speaker 03

  If it's a boy dog. Girl dogs...

• 2:23Speaker 02

  They get down right there and sit on your foot.

• 2:25Speaker 03

  They get down, and they...

• 2:26Speaker 02

  I don't know what it is.

• 2:27Speaker 03

  Well, I've been around a dog that had a foot fetish once. Whose dog was that?

• 2:30Speaker 02

  And it would just sit on your foot and, like, rub its...

• 2:32Speaker 03

  Oh, it would scoop your foot?

• 2:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, and I... Whose dog was that?

• 2:36Speaker 03

  Dude, this thing was fully using your foot to get off.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  Who was that?

• 2:40Speaker 03

  Different dog. Honestly, you're kind of like, I kind of vaguely remember what you're talking about, too. Yeah, now that you're saying it.

• 2:46Speaker 02

  Now that I'm thinking about this dog that was humping my foot back in the day. But anyway, and then this dog went to go pee a little bit, and I had to move out of the way real quick, and it peed in the elevator.

• 2:54Speaker 03

  Be honest about something really quick. If a dog starts to hump you, you kind of pumped?

• 2:59Speaker 02

  No part of... Why would I?

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Just like, because they're doing it out of respect. Like, they're doing it as like, "I'm trying to be more of a fucking male than you, more of a man than you are, so I'm gonna hump you and show you." But I'm think, you're sitting there, and you're just like, "Yo, like, you think I'm that powerful that you want to hump me?"

• 3:16Speaker 02

  Frank, I don't think that's what's going on.

• 3:18Speaker 03

  What? Isn't it like a domination?

• 3:19Speaker 02

  I don't think dogs are humping because of a respect thing.

• 3:22Speaker 03

  I think it's like a domination thing.

• 3:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly.

• 3:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they don't... Yeah, like, they feel so, like, they feel like they can dominate...

• 3:29Speaker 02

  They feel like they could dominate you.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  They have to dominate you.

• 3:31Speaker 02

  Not that they have to.

• 3:32Speaker 03

  Because you're the powerful being.

• 3:34Speaker 02

  That's not what's going on.

• 3:35Speaker 03

  So like, they're like, "I need to go and hump this thing in order to..."

• 3:37Speaker 02

  But what happens when they hump female dogs?

• 3:40Speaker 03

  It's a powerful power thing?

• 3:41Speaker 02

  They're like, "Oh, I'm so intimidated by this woman that I have to have sex with her?"

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Well, no. They have to, like, they have to overcome the circumstances, and like, they have to show and assert their dominance. So if a male dog is asserting its dominance over you, you're just like...

• 3:56Speaker 02

  That means it thinks that, like, "I can dominate you."

• 3:58Speaker 03

  No, but then, or it means that, like, "I better get on top of this guy first." Not that any dogs are humping me like that.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Well, this is why, this is, I don't really follow the line of thinking here.

• 4:07Speaker 03

  Really?

• 4:07Speaker 04

  I'm sorry to be confused about what you think respect is.

• 4:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, how do you show respect to people?

• 4:16Speaker 02

  You think that dogs, if a dog humped you, you take that as a compliment because you think this dog is thinking, "Oh, this guy's an alpha male. I better fuck him." Is that what your line of thinking is?

• 4:27Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  I'm more so thinking of it as like, "I can dominate this. I'm gonna dominate."

• 4:32Speaker 03

  I think it's just like, "I have to prove my worth here, so I need to..." You know how they say like...

• 4:37Speaker 02

  To who?

• 4:38Speaker 03

  "To the world." You know how they say, like, you know, "When you go to prison, find the biggest, tallest guy and hit them first."

• 4:45Speaker 02

  I don't think dogs are doing that.

• 4:47Speaker 03

  I think it's a thing in the animal kingdom that, like, they have to, like, if there is a rival male, they need to immediately assert their dominance.

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Can you look that up? I don't, I don't know if that's true.

• 4:59Speaker 03

  Why do dogs, why do male dogs hump other male dogs?

• 5:02Speaker 04

  But we know this isn't tru... Oh, okay.

• 5:04Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, we, we, we don't know. Why are you saying that like it's common knowledge?

• 5:08Speaker 02

  It's not my line of thinking. I don't know if it's true or not, but I assumed it wasn't, but I haven't read it in a book.

• 5:14Speaker 04

  What answer are we looking for before I hit search?

• 5:18Speaker 02

  I guess we're gonna find out what we see here. Excitement, rough play, or stress? It's not sexual tension.

• 5:26Speaker 04

  It's not sexual.

• 5:27Speaker 02

  So...

• 5:28Speaker 04

  Can be stress or anxiety.

• 5:30Speaker 02

  Social status. Dogs may mount another male to show power. So that's what I mean. They're dominating you to show you that they're the powerful one.

• 5:36Speaker 04

  They're actually trying to disrespect you, is what they're saying.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, they're like, "You're not the powerful one. I'm the one. I'm gonna hump you."

• 5:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, but then I kick him off, and I'm like, "You're not humping me. Like, I am more powerful than you, dog."

• 5:45Speaker 02

  And now you're in a fight with a dog.

• 5:47Speaker 03

  I'm not in a fight with a dog. I would never do that, but like...

• 5:50Speaker 02

  Well, okay, so that's not the point.

• 5:51Speaker 03

  But the point I'm making is like, the fact that they feel like they have to try to dominate you shows like, yo, they, they know that dominating me puts them at a higher status and respect level.

• 6:01Speaker 04

  It's a better point, but I don't think that's what that means. I also do not think that's what that means.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  I think it's like, they want to be like, "I'm the baddest one here. I'm gonna hump everyone." You know what I mean?

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, and they're just like, "Oh, well, here's Joey. He's clearly the other alpha male. He'll let, here, let me dominate. Let me hump him." So everyone else goes, "Whoa, he fucking humped Joey, dude."

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't...

• 6:23Speaker 03

  I think, I know that Google just gave us an answer, but it's, who knows what fucking Google is pulling from? They're idiots sometimes.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  Probably all the information, yeah.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  They're sometimes idiots, you know, and that was, I saw that was an AI answer, so it's probably fucking nonsense. So...

• 6:36Speaker 02

  I think that's not that word.

• 6:38Speaker 04

  Well, I think the point was, you were looking like, "Oh, it's a sign of respect." I think that's the answer you were looking for.

• 6:42Speaker 03

  I think we all, you know, like, what movie was it where they're like, "Kiss the Ring"? Like, there's, there's like weird signs of respect. I wonder if there's like a sense of, if a dog is trying to hump you, it's like, it knows that you're the powerful.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  But don't you think, like, in high school, right, like, the bully, bullies kids? Do you think that they're bullying the kids that they're like, "I'm bullying this kid because he's the other alpha male"? Or are they just bullying them because they know they can?

• 7:05Speaker 03

  Different. Now we're trying to equate human interaction with dog interaction.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  We've been doing that the whole time.

• 7:11Speaker 03

  I think that male, well, human bullies are different from dog bullying. I think that dog bullying is more of an animalistic thing, where there's different social structures and understandings with humans.

• 7:22Speaker 02

  You know what? You can have it. I, if you are getting humped by a dog and you're going, "Thanks." That's completely on you.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  It's like a sign of respect, like, you know, like...

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Getting humped by a dog is a sign of respect. Honestly, where I thought you were going to go with that was like, you feel like...

• 7:39Speaker 03

  Oh, they'd hump me.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Flattered, and you're like, "Oh, I must have, like, really nice legs today."

• 7:43Speaker 03

  They're doing it, I mean, if a, I, I think that the pissing is where it comes into like, "Oh, I must have, like, really pissable legs." I think like, that's pretty cool, because dogs love to piss every, all over everything.

• 7:53Speaker 02

  I mean, they like to piss on, like, fire hydrants. I don't want legs like that.

• 7:57Speaker 04

  I have, I have a genuine question, but because the dog tried to piss on your leg, does that mean that it was trying to, like, one-up Charlie technically?

• 8:04Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 8:05Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Like, dogs are always doing that. Bro, my dog, if, like, I have him off leash, and a dog pees, he'll walk over and immediately piss on the same spot. I'm like, "Yo, this is probably, this is like gang shit."

• 8:15Speaker 03

  I'm like impressed by like how much pee they can just pee on command. Like, I can't pee all the time.

• 8:20Speaker 02

  My dog pees, the first time he pees is like, "Done."

• 8:24Speaker 03

  Really?

• 8:24Speaker 02

  The second time is also like a normal pee for me.

• 8:27Speaker 03

  Is he hydrated? Is that work for dogs, too?

• 8:30Speaker 02

  His pee is always yellow, though.

• 8:31Speaker 03

  It's always yellow, yeah, okay.

• 8:32Speaker 02

  And then sometimes he'll like, if the, you know, he's like peeing a bunch. At a certain point, he just lifts his leg, nothing happens. And I'm like, "What are you getting out of that?"

• 8:39Speaker 03

  Well, I think that, I think all it takes is like a little, a little squirt to get the idea across.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  But there's no squirt. I've not seen any piss.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  But piss also stinks.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  Wonder what happens if you feed, do me a favor. Go home. First of all, make sure this is safe. I'm sure it is. Feed asparagus to Charlie. Tell me what happens. Does his piss stink? Or do dogs not have that same thing?

• 9:01Speaker 02

  Even if I did that, what do you get?

• 9:03Speaker 03

  I'd get nothing.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Because you know that it makes your piss stink.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  And you just want to know if dogs...

• 9:09Speaker 03

  I just wonder if it's a universal experience, if, if the consumption of asparagus is for stinky piss.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  I'm unsure if they can eat asparagus.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  So did, wait, so is this also confirming that Charlie is pissed on your leg?

• 9:23Speaker 02

  Why would that confirm that?

• 9:24Speaker 03

  If this other dog was pissing on your leg, going to piss on your leg, then that means that he had to out-piss Charlie. So has Charlie pissed?

• 9:30Speaker 02

  No, I think that maybe he just smelled Charlie on me, and it was kind of like, "I'm gonna pee on this dog's smell." I think that's why dogs pee on pee.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think it's just like, they're gonna know that I was here. Like, and they're gonna know that I was, that I walked by.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Apparently, someone explained it once. I saw this, like, video, and they said that dogs smelling pee is like their newspaper. It's like they get all their information from the pee. So they're smelling pee, and they're like getting all the information. So I stopped dragging him away from smelling pee as much, because sometimes it's like, "All right, you're here all day."

• 10:05Speaker 03

  You let him experience, like, just like, he's getting his fix.

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Sometimes he's, he's in the same puddle of piss for a while. I'm like, "Okay."

• 10:13Speaker 03

  Let's find out what Sprinkles is up to today.

• 10:15Speaker 04

  It's kind of funny to think that Charlie has to go up to that piss and be like, "The Knicks won?" You know?

• 10:20Speaker 02

  It's like.

• 10:21Speaker 03

  Next one.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  It's like, wow, good for the stock market.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Took a dive today.

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:27Speaker 02

  Um, but yeah, basically, it's like that for them, but the dog almost tried to pee on me and I was like, oh. And I moved out of the way because I have the reflexes of a cat.

• 10:34Speaker 03

  And did it piss in the elevator?

• 10:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, a little bit.

• 10:37Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 10:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it like gave gave a little pee. And I was like, bro.

• 10:41Speaker 03

  What is like the proper, like, let's say you're in an elevator, let's say like you were the dog owner and Charlie pissed on someone else's legs.

• 10:48Speaker 02

  Oh, my gosh.

• 10:48Speaker 03

  What is like, like, what do you, how do you extend? An olive branch to them, like, what do you do?

• 10:54Speaker 02

  Like, I would ask, I'd be like, I'm so sorry, like, how can I make this, because what do you do? What am I gonna do? Like, how do I, I'm gonna like dab her jeans or something, you know what I mean? Like, what am I gonna do? I can't really, like, my dog peed on you.

• 11:05Speaker 03

  Would you go as far as to be like, I'll replace your shoes or something like that?

• 11:08Speaker 02

  Um. If they, it would depend how upset they were getting, and then I would probably eventually get there, but I, my dog has peed on another dog before.

• 11:18Speaker 03

  That's just, that's, that's the, that's kind of par for the course with having a dog, I imagine.

• 11:23Speaker 02

  That's a wild thing to imagine.

• 11:25Speaker 03

  Really?

• 11:25Speaker 02

  That your dog is out in the world just getting pissed on and that's normal?

• 11:28Speaker 03

  I, I mean, I think that it's just kind of baked into like the risk of having a dog.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  It getting peed on?

• 11:34Speaker 03

  To some degree. Yeah. It's like you're gonna get pissed on or thrown up on.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 11:41Speaker 03

  If you have a baby, so like, it's just baked into like, sometimes you're gonna get, your dogs are gonna get a little piss on it.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Like on its back and head? Like by another dog, is that what you're saying?

• 11:52Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you were meaning like paws or something like that.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Like peeing on its own paws?

• 11:56Speaker 03

  No, like another dog, like coming by and pissing on like its paw, Charlie's paw.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  I would not say that's par for the course, that's never happened to my dog.

• 12:03Speaker 03

  Oh. Do you think that?

• 12:06Speaker 02

  I would, I would just make the assumption. But there was that, my dog lifted his leg and was peeing, and like, I think he was peeing, and a dog came over and was like sniffing and just got, you know, too crazy and it hit the stream. And I felt bad, and that was like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry, and she's like, it's okay. Like, immediately, the woman was like, it's all right, like, it was his fault.

• 12:23Speaker 03

  It's all right, it's par for the course with having a dog.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Well, I don't know that she said that.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  All right, let's do this. We haven't done it in a while. You be you.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  Right.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  You have Charlie wearing an elevator, you, and Charlie pisses on my, my leg.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:36Speaker 03

  Okay? Can you call action, please?

• 12:38Speaker 02

  I can.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  Action. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I am so sorry.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  It's okay, it's not, it's, it's, it's fine, it's not a big deal.

• 12:48Speaker 02

  I am so sorry, Charlie.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  Oh, my God, it's everywhere.

• 12:51Speaker 02

  He literally has never done that before, I am so sorry.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  Did you give him asparagus?

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I did not give him, no. That's, I'm sorry.

• 12:58Speaker 03

  It, these are new shoes, I mean.

• 13:00Speaker 02

  Is there something I could do? Do you want me, um, do you want me to get you new shoes?

• 13:04Speaker 03

  You got it, I mean, you got it on my shoes, do you have, do you have a wipe on you or something that I could use?

• 13:08Speaker 02

  I don't have a wipe on me.

• 13:08Speaker 03

  Like a wet wipe or?

• 13:09Speaker 02

  I don't have a wet wipe. Can I get your information? I, I'll, do you have a Venmo or something?

• 13:13Speaker 03

  What, what, what floor are you going to?

• 13:16Speaker 02

  I'm going outside to take my dog outside.

• 13:19Speaker 03

  What, what apartment is yours?

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Why do you want to know that?

• 13:24Speaker 03

  Can I come by and you just wipe it off?

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Uh. I could come to you.

• 13:32Speaker 02

  I'm not really comfortable with you, with giving.

• 13:34Speaker 03

  I'll just follow you.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  Definitely not comfortable with that.

• 13:37Speaker 03

  I just, I need, I need to, I need you to wipe this off.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  Why don't we go down to the front and we'll ask the doorman for something?

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Good idea.

• 13:45Speaker 02

  I'm happy to clean your shoes.

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Good idea, all right, yes, okay, let's go, let's go right now, but in the meantime, can you like, just like spit on it?

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Spit on what?

• 13:55Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 13:57Speaker 02

  You want me to spit on your shoes?

• 14:00Speaker 03

  The, like, the piss, yeah.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  You want me to spit?

• 14:02Speaker 03

  Just like, if it smells too much like piss, it's too pissy. So like, just spit on it, just to make it smell like? Anything else?

• 14:11Speaker 02

  To be clear, you want me to spit on your sneaker right now?

• 14:13Speaker 03

  Spit on, spit on the piss on my shoe.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  You want me to get on a knee?

• 14:17Speaker 03

  I can lift my leg up really high.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  So you're gonna lift your leg up, I'm going to spit on your shoe. And that somehow is going to be?

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, I can spit right here.

• 14:30Speaker 02

  I can see how you can get it pretty high.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  Can you spit?

• 14:32Speaker 02

  No, you're very.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Just spit.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  You want me to spit on the bottom of it?

• 14:36Speaker 03

  Right here.

• 14:39Speaker 02

  I'm not really comfortable doing this.

• 14:41Speaker 03

  All right, can you just buy me new jeans?

• 14:43Speaker 02

  What happened to the shoes?

• 14:44Speaker 03

  These are from Anthropologie, they're for some reason 400 bucks.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  The jeans?

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  I thought he got on your shoes, why am I spitting on your shoe?

• 14:52Speaker 03

  They also got on my underwear.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Can you replace these?

• 15:00Speaker 02

  Probably call cut.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Probably call cut, he was fumbling with that for a while.

• 15:06Speaker 03

  Probably call cut.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  I imagine, like, if, seriously, though, like, if they were just like, they just ruined my brand new shoes.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  I would, I would offer to like, you know, he peed on someone's shoes.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Also, I know that dog pee, like.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  Not.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  It destroys stuff.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Not good.

• 15:24Speaker 02

  It's like radioactive.

• 15:26Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 15:27Speaker 02

  He's peed on, we had a white rug.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  I guess that's my fault for being a dumbass.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  But.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  Why are you a dumbass here for having a white rug?

• 15:34Speaker 02

  I have a dog.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Shouldn't have a white rug if you have a dog.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  Could be like a yellow rug.

• 15:39Speaker 02

  Oh. It was like more of like a cream, but again, you can see the.

• 15:43Speaker 03

  Any of those like light, easily sustainable colors are, are tough to have.

• 15:47Speaker 02

  It's just rough when you have a dog, but he peed on it and like getting that out is like.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Well, I've seen, I remember, um, like, I've seen things that apparently it can like kill a lawn, like, if you see like a bare spot in a lawn.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  It like is from dog piss, apparently, which I always thought it was just like waste, it was like good for the environment.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Piss? No, the ship.

• 16:10Speaker 03

  Why not the pimps?

• 16:12Speaker 02

  Um, I, I don't know. It just like ruins something with the grass.

• 16:16Speaker 03

  But what is in piss that makes it not good for the earth?

• 16:19Speaker 02

  The piss, the whole piss.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  But what?

• 16:23Speaker 02

  What, what element?

• 16:25Speaker 03

  I guess any of it.

• 16:26Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 16:27Speaker 03

  And why would, why would shit make this grow double time?

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly, like, if, aren't we consuming all of the nutrients?

• 16:33Speaker 03

  That's a dichotomy right there, it's, it's, it's, it's fucking, this will make you grow and this will make you die, and we have to meet in the middle.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Duality of man.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Exactly, the dichotomy of, ah, stuff.

• 16:47Speaker 02

  It causes, uh, chemical burns, actually, it's highly concentrated in nitrogen and mineral salts, it's just too much for the grass.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Nitrogen is good for grass, though.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  It does say that.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  So it's so, it's so piss?

• 16:57Speaker 02

  It says, it says, while nitrogen is a key, uh, nutrient, dumping it in one spot causes chemical burns, draws out the moisture of the grass.

• 17:03Speaker 03

  So we're burning this thing, we're burning the lawn with dog piss like a Fight Club scene. Ooh, so hold on, so what if?

• 17:13Speaker 03

  You just dump a cup of piss into water and then it dilutes it, so then now it's nutrient, more nutrient compatible with the grass? So? You could start a lawn care business where people send in their dog piss and you mix it in with enough water and they send it back to you, you could spray your lawn. Beautiful lawn.

• 17:34Speaker 02

  I'm gonna spray my lawn with dog piss, it's gonna smell like.

• 17:37Speaker 03

  I mean, it'll be so like dissipated and, and not as, you know.

• 17:41Speaker 02

  You still don't want your lawn to smell like dog piss?

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's not, like, if, if, if.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  It could just water it. Yeah, or like chia, chia seeds, whatever it is, chia pets, whatever.

• 17:49Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Oh, what's the chia pet thing?

• 17:51Speaker 03

  I don't fuck with it.

• 17:52Speaker 02

  That's just water and chia seeds.

• 17:53Speaker 03

  That's what I said, chia seeds. So you want to mix urine and chia seeds?

• 17:57Speaker 02

  No, no, no, we're getting rid of the urine, I think.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think so as well, we're just gonna water it. Oh, my God, that, I know if they ever make another Jackass movie, that's gonna be their morning, you know, chia seed pudding, it's just gonna be piss and chia seeds.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Oh, come on.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Thick, you know what you guys should do?

• 18:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 18:13Speaker 03

  Who? You should do thickening agent in urine and see what happens.

• 18:20Speaker 02

  It's like disgusting even to think about it. Also, I heard recently that like in Switzerland, they're like gonna start fining people because it, like, if you don't pick up your dog's piss, which, I don't even know how you go about doing that.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  How do you pick, wait, hold on.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Like, I have to walk around?

• 18:37Speaker 03

  Wait, so wait, do, when you, when Charlie goes out to pee, he pees and then it's just, it's part of the ground?

• 18:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, it's, it's just for the earth, it's not for me.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  How would you clean up your dog's piss?

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Unless I had a hose on me, I don't know how I would do that.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  Lord knows you don't got a hose on you.

• 18:50Speaker 02

  Or like a turkey baster and I suck it up.

• 18:53Speaker 03

  Ooh, that's bad, I don't know why that's making.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Did I ever tell you about the time that I, someone yelled at me for that?

• 18:59Speaker 03

  For having a turkey baster?

• 19:00Speaker 02

  No, for my dog pissing on the ground. And I, I was like, this is when I lived in Astoria, my last apartment, are you crying?

• 19:07Speaker 03

  I started a gag for some reason when he said turkey baster.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  But I, I was walking my dog in, in Astoria, uh, around like Astoria Boulevard and like 30 something street, and it was at night, it was like real dark, and Charlie's peeing on a tree. And this woman like appeared out of nowhere, and I swear to God, she looked like she was made out of brick. Like, she looked like really old and crackly and like, you know what I mean? Or what's this shit outside of like Italian homes, what's that?

• 19:36Speaker 03

  Stucco.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  She looked like she was made of stucco. And she had a cigarette and just like lit up her face, and I was like, what the fuck is going on? And then she was like, uh, you gonna pick that up? And I was like, oh, she thinks it's poop. So I was like, oh, it's, he's just peeing. And she's like, I don't care what his name is, that's just she said to me. She said, I don't care what his name is, and I'm like.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  So she thought.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  You think I ate my dog piss?

• 20:00Speaker 02

  I'm like, I'm like, he's peeing, first of all, I said he's peeing, and she's like, I don't care what his name is, I don't know if she was fucking with me, but I was like, pit, I'm like, he's, no, he's peeing. And she's like, you gotta pick that up, and I was like, get out of here.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  Wait, I'm so confused by that, like, is the expectation, is, and I'm legitimately asking, dog owners, is the expectation that your dog should, you should clean up your dog's piss with like, what, a squirt bottle or something?

• 20:26Speaker 02

  I think that if, if I was walking by someone's house and he like pissed onto their like.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  Gate or something and it, I don't know, then maybe, and if I had water on me, then maybe I would. Like diluted a little bit, but what do you, what do you want me to do?

• 20:43Speaker 03

  I just, I guess I don't understand, like, I think that's a part of, like, being a part of a society, if you're gonna allow.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  You need piss.

• 20:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, if you're gonna allow dogs, you need piss. It's the circle of life.

• 20:55Speaker 04

  I think old Crackley Stucko woman probably just thought he was taking a slump.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  It's possible.

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  I was trying to be very clear.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  She went home and she was just like, this fucking young kid named his dog peeing.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 21:09Speaker 04

  And be like, pee.

• 21:10Speaker 03

  No, don't worry, ma'am. His name is peeing.

• 21:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:14Speaker 03

  Like, as if the name was gonna make any of it better.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Right. I don't care what his name is. I'm like.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  Like, no, this is Balto. Like, unless it was a famous dog of some sort.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  Like, oh, well, it's Balto or fucking Clifford.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  So is this to say the town is, they're gonna?

• 21:29Speaker 04

  Yeah, uh, this, they were, they adopted it in June 2026, so it was recent.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:34Speaker 04

  And, uh, I don't know their currency, but a hundred of it, uh, would be the fine for repeat offenders.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, those are Swiss francs.

• 21:39Speaker 04

  Swiss francs.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  First of all, a hundred swish, Swiss francs is a lot of money.

• 21:45Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 21:45Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 21:46Speaker 03

  How much is it?

• 21:46Speaker 02

  It's, it's better than the dollar, if I'm not mistaken.

• 21:48Speaker 03

  So what, like 200 bucks?

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know if it's that.

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Yo, if my dog pissed on, uh.

• 21:54Speaker 04

  Hundred twenty bucks, hundred twenty-two.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  It's still a lot of money.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:57Speaker 03

  If my dog pissed on a chain link fence and I got fined a hundred and twenty bucks.

• 22:02Speaker 02

  I'm burning the city down.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  I'm letting you know, you might as well find me for whatever it costs to rip up the fucking lawn, because that's what I'm doing.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  I may kidnap a congressman Joker style, if I'm getting this ticket for dog pee.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  Just have them, like, read a message, like, you know, like, they've been fucking, uh, abducted, taped up, and like, you're forcing them to read something?

• 22:22Speaker 04

  So, high temperatures.

• 22:23Speaker 03

  Joker style. I don't know where I got, I'm sorry, I'm tired.

• 22:27Speaker 04

  So, high temperatures and drought made the urine smell much worse in public areas, so they decided to take it down.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  I will say that's tough, because, uh, where the building that I live in, like, there's a lot of dog owners, and sometimes you get outside and you're like, oh my god, it's on me. Cause it's like stinky, but the, the building, like, does a good job of, like, they just, like, spray the front of the building.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  So then, why don't they, it's Switzerland, they seem to have a good sense of what they're doing over there. What they could do is take all the money that they get from this and make, like, on each corner, like, a piss station.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  What is, what would that mean?

• 23:02Speaker 03

  It would be like a little piss station, and then there's like a little, like, you know, a little, like, spout that, like, they piss there, and then you open the spout and it washes it away, or something like that.

• 23:11Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, you're at the mercy of a dog.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, that's the thing, is like, I also don't, I just don't get, I'm telling you right now, if I ever were to get fined for something like that, it's gonna be a big ol' fat ol' problem.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  I'd be really pissed.

• 23:23Speaker 04

  Also, if you walk far, if you walk far enough, like, people are just pissing on the street, we're expecting dogs to piss in.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Yo, I can't tell you how many times I've, like, gotten home from a night out, and then I'll take my dog out, and he's peeing, and I'm like, there's no one around, I would just love to rip a piss outside right now.

• 23:39Speaker 04

  It's like that looks so good.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  I've never done it, but I am so tempted.

• 23:42Speaker 03

  Oh, I mean, 2014, Frank, has pissed probably, there was probably a good summer where I pissed more outside than I did inside.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  I mean, hey, later than 2014, you said you used to rip pisses in your own backyard.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, not like that. That was like, three or four or five, five times.

• 24:01Speaker 02

  Thousand times, yeah.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  Um, yeah, no, I mean, I do get it, like, when it's hot, like, a hot smell of piss, ugh.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, not great, I, I, I agree, but also, like, they're dogs, they're not doing it to, like, fuck the authority, you know, like, they're not doing it like middle finger to society.

• 24:20Speaker 02

  Right.

• 24:20Speaker 03

  They're doing it because they physically can't go anywhere.

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Do you think that if we're okay with dog pee, we should be okay with people pee?

• 24:29Speaker 04

  Uh.

• 24:31Speaker 02

  I don't.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  I think there's more people, so.

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• 25:03Speaker 03

  Just because of the just sheer amount of numbers, no.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  Right.

• 25:07Speaker 03

  But like.

• 25:08Speaker 04

  Are they peeing on all fours as well?

• 25:10Speaker 03

  I think there needs to be context. If I am going to the bathroom in public, you need to, like, talk to me about why. If I'm having. Like, if I'm going to the bathroom in public, it's out of an emergency situation, like, don't slap me with a fine to make it ten times worse. But like, if I'm just like drunk and having the time of my life and decide to do it, then I, I, I understand.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  When's the last time you peed outside and it was like, yo, this is illegal, but I'm peeing?

• 25:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a great question.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  I can't even remember.

• 25:41Speaker 03

  I can't either, honestly.

• 25:43Speaker 02

  Actually, I think I do remember, and it was years ago.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  I think, I mean, do we count my car as outside?

• 25:50Speaker 04

  It's a completely different category that I think you're in by yourself.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  I don't think you're allowed to have it out in the car, so yeah, I would say, yeah.

• 25:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, that is illegal.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  You can't have your weiner out.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm not like, hey, guys, take a look.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  It doesn't, that's not the point. How would you even be? It's below the surface of the, like, your, your, your dick is out in your car.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, but you know you don't do that.

• 26:12Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  So you pee inside of your shirt?

• 26:15Speaker 03

  I, like, cover everything with my shirt.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  Get the.

• 26:17Speaker 03

  Yo, no one believes this, you, and who's driving? How many arms have you got, Mr. Octopus?

• 26:22Speaker 02

  First of all, I haven't done it in my current car.

• 26:25Speaker 03

  He, Frank.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Outside of once.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  You're going like this with one hand, holding the bottle with the other, and then what, driving with your forehead? Like, how is this car moving?

• 26:34Speaker 02

  I pull over.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  No, you don't.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  No, yes, I do. I, I really, really do. I, I'm serious. I have not pissed in, I can tell you the one time I have pissed in my current car. I'm doing.

• 26:45Speaker 03

  You just said you never did.

• 26:47Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I said outside of one time, and it was, and it was like a in, intense emergency.

• 26:52Speaker 04

  The story is changing like a mood ring.

• 26:53Speaker 02

  It's absolutely not changing like a mood ring. I told you, on the way home from the New Haven show, it was the one time I had to piss in the car.

• 26:59Speaker 04

  You pulled over?

• 27:02Speaker 03

  You're thinking?

• 27:02Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, I did, yes, I did.

• 27:04Speaker 04

  Why are you thinking? Cause there's times you weren't.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  Because I, I'm trying to remember, because I had a hundred-three fever and was, then spent the next four days in the hospital.

• 27:11Speaker 04

  But the why you would think is because there were these times where, I mean, you definitely pissed while continuing to drive.

• 27:18Speaker 03

  Well, well, let's check the statute of limitation on that, and then I can tell you when the last time I did that.

• 27:22Speaker 04

  No, it's a joke. You did it in Minecraft, but continue the story.

• 27:24Speaker 03

  In Minecraft, in Minecraft.

• 27:25Speaker 02

  Your dad is a lime criminal, and you are a flasher.

• 27:29Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no, no, no!

• 27:31Speaker 02

  That's way worse.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  Oh, no, no!

• 27:33Speaker 02

  That's way worse.

• 27:33Speaker 03

  No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  That's way worse.

• 27:38Speaker 03

  Oh my god!

• 27:39Speaker 02

  He's a flasher.

• 27:40Speaker 03

  No, no, no, don't.

• 27:41Speaker 02

  My dad steals.

• 27:42Speaker 03

  I'm not even contributing to this fucking joke.

• 27:44Speaker 02

  My dad steals one lime, he's a criminal.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ, you better get to these fucking ads, because we need a way out of this.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 27:49Speaker 03

  I am not a flasher. Cut that the fuck out.

• 27:52Speaker 04

  Oh, it's not that bad.

• 27:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is!

• 27:55Speaker 04

  Well, you're not actually one, that's why. Allegedly.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  No, don't.

• 27:59Speaker 04

  In Minecraft.

• 28:00Speaker 03

  Don't do that.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  In Minecraft. I forgot about that little addition.

• 28:04Speaker 03

  Don't do that.

• 28:05Speaker 02

  In Minecraft.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Fuck all you guys. How about that?

• 28:07Speaker 02

  All of us.

• 28:08Speaker 03

  How about both of you? Fuck you.

• 28:10Speaker 02

  Why?

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Uh, you, I, you're gonna piss your pants soon. I'm fucking putting a curse on you. I hex.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  You're gonna hex me?

• 28:17Speaker 04

  You gotta do that.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do I have to do that?

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:20Speaker 03

  I peed my pants, that's fine. I like recently, like, soon, soon you're gonna piss your pants.

• 28:26Speaker 04

  Oh, shit, he got you.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  What's soon? Within the next calendar year.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  Three hundred and sixty-five days, I'm gonna let a rip piss?

• 28:33Speaker 03

  What?

• 28:33Speaker 02

  Piss rip.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  It's not the biggest problem.

• 28:38Speaker 03

  Brother, it would not be sick. I piss a lot.

• 28:43Speaker 03

  I'm not, like, it wouldn't be like a cute little, like, ooh, ooh, ooh, a little tinkle. If I'm, if I'm pissing in my pants, the day is done. I need a change.

• 28:51Speaker 04

  Are you, like, cursing while it's happening?

• 28:53Speaker 03

  Oh, no. It's like one of those, just like, oh, hmm.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  I don't know that I can.

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Piss your pants?

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Like, you know, like, I could definitely.

• 29:04Speaker 03

  I think you could, but you'd have to actively do it. That's the thing, is we've tricked our brain into not peeing on command, like, into peeing on command, excuse me.

• 29:11Speaker 02

  It's so much easier to crap your pants than pee your pants, cause my butt, I barely have control over.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  Like, in, in a moment of crisis, my butt is like, you're on your own. Like, he doesn't listen.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  It leaves you out to dry.

• 29:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, my butt does not listen to me. When he, when he really has to go, he's like, I'm not even, I'm not even gonna, don't even talk to me.

• 29:28Speaker 03

  I mean, don't get me even, don't, don't get me started on stomach stuff. We're talking strictly pissness here.

• 29:32Speaker 02

  Well, that's what I'm saying. But like, my weiner's like always in tune, where he listens, he's like, you know, whatever, and even, I put him through hell sometimes, because I'm on, like, I can't get to a bathroom, and he'll hold on. Then, like, my, my up, my, like, bottom of my stomach starts to get, like, hard.

• 29:47Speaker 03

  You know what I do? It does, yo, I swear to god, same thing, but you know what I do sometimes? I'll leave here and have to pee and forget. I'll be, like, early into the drive and have to pee, and then I'll just eat sunflower seeds and I'll just not have to pee. I think, like, the sodium will, like, reabsorb the piss into my body.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  Jamie, why don't you go look that up?

• 30:09Speaker 04

  He, he, I must have a harder job.

• 30:11Speaker 02

  If it works, it, there's, there's something going on, whether it be...

• 30:14Speaker 03

  I think like, if, like, if you have to pee, look up if you have to pee and you introduce sodium into your body, does that make you not have to pee anymore?

• 30:22Speaker 02

  I feel like, no.

• 30:24Speaker 03

  Okay. I mean, that would make sense, though, right? Because your body retain, as you have salt, your body retains more fluids.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  But urine, a waste?

• 30:34Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  If waste was sucked up into your body, I mean, that would be like, septic shock.

• 30:37Speaker 03

  But urine is mostly water, so maybe it just like, takes the water parts out of it, and then there's just more concentrated urine.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  I don't think you can sunflower your seed out of pissing.

• 30:46Speaker 03

  I don't know. What does it say?

• 30:48Speaker 04

  So, off the rip, no. Eating sodium does not stop the need for peeing. Actually, the kidney response to more sodium, uh, actually results into more urine production over time.

• 30:58Speaker 02

  You've successfully placebo'd your body to do the reverse, which is impressive, honestly. It's the power of thought and of, of manifestation.

• 31:07Speaker 03

  And we have manifested being able to piss less when having more salt.

• 31:11Speaker 02

  Well, I'm eating something salty, it's sucking up all the piss, and so I don't have to piss anymore.

• 31:15Speaker 03

  Hey, man.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  Whatever works.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  What are we, if not walking, science experiments?

• 31:21Speaker 04

  That's fair.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  That is true, I suppose.

• 31:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you think about it, you're just a meat suit, walking around, isn't that weird?

• 31:27Speaker 03

  Not even, you're a meat straw. Remember, Dr. Mike told us?

• 31:31Speaker 02

  We're kind of like...

• 31:34Speaker 03

  Never mind.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Like, it's a machine, but it's flesh.

• 31:37Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Isn't that weird?

• 31:39Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  I don't know that it's a machine. A machine...

• 31:41Speaker 03

  I mean...

• 31:42Speaker 02

  ...is metal.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  I mean...

• 31:43Speaker 02

  It's a machine of flesh.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  There is a, there is a mechanical component. Huh?

• 31:50Speaker 02

  There's a mechanical component.

• 31:53Speaker 04

  He said like a baby.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  There is, there is like, mechanical, like, parts to us, right?

• 31:59Speaker 04

  We have joints, we have...

• 32:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, like...

• 32:01Speaker 04

  We have electricity.

• 32:02Speaker 03

  We have joints, we have a, we have a literal battery.

• 32:05Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:05Speaker 03

  Two, I guess.

• 32:06Speaker 04

  It's called the ticker.

• 32:08Speaker 03

  It is called the ticker.

• 32:09Speaker 04

  Right. That's all I got.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  When I think about that my heart is just beating...

• 32:15Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 32:15Speaker 02

  Like, it's just beating all the time.

• 32:17Speaker 03

  It, it freaks me out when I think about breathing, dude.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Me, I'm like, I don't get tired.

• 32:21Speaker 03

  Just like, and it's just going all the time.

• 32:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, it's just always beating, and like, at no point, the heart's just like, nah, we'll go.

• 32:28Speaker 03

  Dude, you know what I do?

• 32:28Speaker 04

  It does get tired, that's the thing.

• 32:29Speaker 03

  When I'm with, when I'm hanging out with the kids, like, we'll be like, laying in bed, watching something, I'll listen to their heartbeat, and I'm just like, this is fucking crazy, dude.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  Yo, it's, it's a beating heart.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  It's a beating heart.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  And it don't stop.

• 32:39Speaker 03

  Ever. It's just always...

• 32:41Speaker 02

  What is that?

• 32:43Speaker 02

  And we're just like, trusting that it's gonna keep going to work.

• 32:46Speaker 03

  I know. It's scary, dude.

• 32:48Speaker 02

  And then when we get tired, it actually works more.

• 32:52Speaker 03

  It actually, I think not more, but more efficiently, because we have a slower heart rate when we're sleeping.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  But like I'm saying, it beats faster.

• 32:58Speaker 03

  Oh, but you mean tired, like, like, exasperated?

• 33:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, when your body's tired.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought you meant like, sleeping.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  Oh, no, sleeping, it comes down. Sleeping, that's what I'm saying, but it's apparently more efficient. Like, that's when your body heals the most, when you're sleeping.

• 33:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Something like that.

• 33:12Speaker 04

  Your brain literally cleans itself, too.

• 33:14Speaker 02

  Bro, my fucking heart rate...

• 33:15Speaker 03

  So do your eyes. Your eyes heal themselves?

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Body's fucking nuts.

• 33:21Speaker 03

  Vaginas?

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Vaginas...

• 33:22Speaker 03

  Self-cleaning.

• 33:23Speaker 02

  Self-cleaning.

• 33:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, sometimes, sometimes.

• 33:27Speaker 03

  What do you mean, sometimes?

• 33:28Speaker 04

  Like, sometimes it gets out of whack. It happens.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  What the fuck are you talking about?

• 33:35Speaker 04

  I'm just saying, sometimes. They know. Sometimes it's something, sometimes there's something wrong.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, but...

• 33:40Speaker 03

  No, no, I get that. I, generally, though, they're known as self-cleaning body parts.

• 33:45Speaker 02

  There's a joke in there about gender roles and cleaning and vaginas and women.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, we're not, we're not, we don't, we're not those guys.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  I don't quite know what it is, but it's in there.

• 33:55Speaker 03

  We're not those comedians to try to find that.

• 33:57Speaker 02

  Eh, you know, women are always cleaning.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  You know what? Work that out for the shows and see how that goes.

• 34:05Speaker 02

  I'm sure it'll go stupendously.

• 34:07Speaker 04

  Speaking of the shows...

• 34:08Speaker 03

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• 34:14Speaker 02

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• 35:34Speaker 02

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• 39:10Speaker 03

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• 39:47Speaker 03

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• 40:08Speaker 03

  I apologize for sneezing, guys. I couldn't help it. Do you stop sneezes? I know people do like the whole like pineapple thing, which I've tried. But like, can you stop your own sneezes?

• 40:20Speaker 02

  I think if I try to, if I swallow a lot, like I try to like, like if I feel like a sneeze coming on, I just swallow a lot, but I don't think anything helps.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  Mr. Swallows a lot. Get him, chat. I did what Ant does.

• 40:31Speaker 04

  He chatted you?

• 40:31Speaker 03

  I did what Ant does.

• 40:32Speaker 04

  Hit you with a chat?

• 40:33Speaker 03

  I hit you with a chat. I did what he did.

• 40:35Speaker 02

  That was homophobic.

• 40:37Speaker 03

  Was it?

• 40:38Speaker 02

  I don't know, I missed it.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  Oh no! I apologize. That was not my intent.

• 40:45Speaker 02

  Well, now you did it. Man goes.

• 40:47Speaker 04

  Yeah. You hit him with a chat. I could hit you guys with a riddle, if you want.

• 40:50Speaker 03

  Fuck me. God damn it.

• 40:53Speaker 04

  I got one. Fuck me.

• 40:54Speaker 03

  Let me drink my water before I start screaming.

• 40:56Speaker 02

  It's just like a Johnny Whoop thing?

• 40:57Speaker 04

  Um, sort of. It's a verbal one. But, um, so you're just gonna tell me what can touch and what cannot touch. Simple as that.

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Tips.

• 41:05Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 41:06Speaker 04

  Right. So, I'm gonna go, apples touch. Lemons touch. Oranges do not touch.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Not cool with oranges.

• 41:16Speaker 04

  So you need to tell me-

• 41:17Speaker 03

  One more time?

• 41:18Speaker 04

  Apples touch. Lemons touch. Oranges do not touch.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  Not one bit.

• 41:24Speaker 04

  So you need to give me things that you can put in a category of touches and cannot touch.

• 41:28Speaker 03

  So apples touch.

• 41:29Speaker 04

  Apples touch.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  And lemons definitely touch.

• 41:31Speaker 04

  Lemons definitely touch.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  Apples always touch.

• 41:33Speaker 04

  Apples always touch.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  Lemons always touch.

• 41:36Speaker 04

  Lemons always touch.

• 41:37Speaker 03

  Oranges never fucking touch.

• 41:40Speaker 04

  Never touch.

• 41:41Speaker 03

  Um, grapes touch.

• 41:43Speaker 04

  Grapes do touch.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Yeah. Uh, blueberries don't touch.

• 41:48Speaker 04

  Blueberries do touch.

• 41:49Speaker 03

  They do.

• 41:50Speaker 02

  Xbox controllers touch.

• 41:52Speaker 04

  Xbox controllers do touch.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  Got nothing.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  I have no idea why they do.

• 41:57Speaker 03

  Uh, friends touch?

• 41:59Speaker 04

  Friends do touch, I believe. For another example, so like, here, tables touch. Chairs do not touch.

• 42:09Speaker 03

  They don't.

• 42:10Speaker 04

  Don't.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  Tables-

• 42:13Speaker 04

  Touch.

• 42:14Speaker 03

  Ladders-

• 42:17Speaker 03

  Chairs.

• 42:20Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 42:21Speaker 04

  Okay, ladders, do those touch or not?

• 42:23Speaker 02

  Those do touch.

• 42:23Speaker 04

  Those do not?

• 42:24Speaker 03

  I don't think they, no, I don't think they touch.

• 42:25Speaker 04

  Those do not touch.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  I don't think ladders touch, because, um-

• 42:28Speaker 02

  I thought it was a syllables thing. Like ladders, tables.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 42:34Speaker 02

  Because chairs, chairs don't.

• 42:37Speaker 03

  Apples, apple two.

• 42:39Speaker 02

  Lemon.

• 42:40Speaker 03

  Lemon, two.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  What was the other one?

• 42:42Speaker 03

  Oranges, that's three. So maybe?

• 42:46Speaker 04

  To be clear, an orange also does not touch.

• 42:49Speaker 03

  Orange, that's two.

• 42:50Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 42:51Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, oh. Oh, damn, because that's two like apple and lemon.

• 42:54Speaker 02

  What the hell?

• 42:56Speaker 04

  Plants touch.

• 42:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, they do.

• 42:58Speaker 04

  Trees do not touch.

• 43:00Speaker 03

  Fuck, now I'm getting angry. God damn it.

• 43:04Speaker 03

  Is it like the generality of it, like the category touches, but the actuality, like the specific thing, so like it'll be like-

• 43:11Speaker 04

  Plants touch.

• 43:12Speaker 03

  It'll be like-

• 43:12Speaker 02

  Trees.

• 43:13Speaker 03

  Planes touch, but a 747 Dreamliner doesn't touch.

• 43:19Speaker 04

  A Dreamliner does touch.

• 43:21Speaker 02

  A Dreamliner?

• 43:23Speaker 04

  Planes touch.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Do bats touch?

• 43:26Speaker 04

  Bats touch.

• 43:28Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 43:30Speaker 02

  What about an ass?

• 43:32Speaker 04

  Ass does not touch.

• 43:36Speaker 04

  Balls touch.

• 43:44Speaker 03

  Yo, I'm an idiot.

• 43:45Speaker 04

  I wonder if anyone at home has it yet.

• 43:46Speaker 03

  Oh wait, apples touch.

• 43:48Speaker 04

  Apples touch.

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Why are you saying it like that?

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're saying it like-

• 43:51Speaker 02

  This is why I thought it was a syllable thing.

• 43:52Speaker 03

  This is why he's doing app, you know, like-

• 43:55Speaker 02

  Apples touch.

• 43:56Speaker 03

  Oh, alright, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Feet touch.

• 44:01Speaker 04

  Feet.

• 44:02Speaker 02

  Feet.

• 44:03Speaker 04

  I believe feet do touch.

• 44:05Speaker 02

  Feet?

• 44:08Speaker 04

  Cars do not touch.

• 44:10Speaker 03

  No, they don't. Cocks touch.

• 44:12Speaker 04

  Cocks do not touch.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Fuck, god damn it. Now I just look like an idiot for saying cocks.

• 44:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bikes touch.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  Bikes, they, they-

• 44:21Speaker 02

  God damn it.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  Bears touch.

• 44:23Speaker 04

  Bears touch. Coyotes do not touch.

• 44:27Speaker 02

  Coyotes.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  A reclining chair does not touch.

• 44:33Speaker 04

  A reclining chair does not touch.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  I got it.

• 44:36Speaker 04

  I don't think he has it.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  I don't have it one bit.

• 44:40Speaker 03

  Uh, do you think it's like something to do with the, like, it's gotta be the spelling or the letters in the words or something like that?

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Always is.

• 44:48Speaker 04

  Okay, what about this? America does touch.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 44:52Speaker 04

  Australia does not touch.

• 44:56Speaker 03

  That doesn't help at all.

• 44:58Speaker 04

  I promise it does help. Promises touch. Secrets don't touch.

• 45:07Speaker 03

  You're just saying words. Like, you're just saying words like we're gonna fucking get it.

• 45:11Speaker 04

  Joe's trying really hard.

• 45:13Speaker 02

  I'm like right there.

• 45:14Speaker 03

  Promises.

• 45:15Speaker 04

  Yeah, they do.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 45:18Speaker 02

  Oh, I got it.

• 45:19Speaker 04

  Do you?

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do.

• 45:20Speaker 04

  I don't think he does.

• 45:21Speaker 02

  I have it.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  Um, hands touch.

• 45:25Speaker 04

  Hands-

• 45:25Speaker 02

  No.

• 45:26Speaker 04

  Do, oh, maybe he does have it. Do not touch. Uh-oh.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  No, I know it.

• 45:30Speaker 04

  But thumbs-

• 45:32Speaker 02

  Yeah. I know it.

• 45:34Speaker 03

  See, this is where, this is how these, these things happen.

• 45:36Speaker 04

  This is my favorite part, when Joe does get it.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  This is your favorite part, where I'm fucking angry because you guys have ganged up on me?

• 45:42Speaker 02

  Well, it's like, uh, you have to think very like abstract about like, obviously it has nothing to do with the words.

• 45:48Speaker 04

  Well-

• 45:49Speaker 02

  I mean, like, the definitions of the words.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  You know what I mean? Like, it's never that.

• 45:55Speaker 02

  No. See, that, that, that's literal.

• 46:00Speaker 02

  Like, it's about the words, but it's not about the definition of the words. That's not helpful.

• 46:05Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm. Like, hats don't touch. Caps.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  So, so, the reason why I was paying attention, because he was, he was saying it weird, right? One of the words, what were you saying, like-

• 46:17Speaker 04

  Apples or something?

• 46:18Speaker 02

  He was going apples, right?

• 46:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  What, he was doing that though, right?

• 46:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  So like, paying attention to that, like, why would he enunciate?

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Apples.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Yep, right.

• 46:31Speaker 03

  Is it like something that, like it starts with a vowel? No, because lemons don't-

• 46:35Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  Lemons touch.

• 46:37Speaker 04

  Mm-hmm.

• 46:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, app, apples, lemons. Oh, I got it. I got it, I got it, I got it.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  Alright, hit us a word.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  I got it.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Coke doesn't touch.

• 46:51Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  Coke doesn't touch.

• 46:53Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 46:54Speaker 03

  Pepsi touches.

• 46:54Speaker 04

  But Pepsi touches.

• 46:55Speaker 03

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's so, so, so, uh, cat doesn't touch.

• 47:00Speaker 04

  Does not touch.

• 47:01Speaker 03

  Puppy touches.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:03Speaker 03

  The touching is the lip, the lip, the lips. I got it!

• 47:07Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 47:08Speaker 03

  Wow!

• 47:09Speaker 04

  Not bad, not a bad one.

• 47:10Speaker 02

  That wasn't.

• 47:10Speaker 03

  That was, that sucked all the way. I fucking hate those things.

• 47:13Speaker 04

  Got it, got it, got it.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  I hate those things, because I know, the, part of what makes me hate them is I am, I know that you sit there like, I know and they don't.

• 47:20Speaker 04

  Well, that's exactly part of that, yeah.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Like, you sit there like you're a horny little fucking bastard, like, you're just like, I have it, they don't have it.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  Horny? Oh, okay.

• 47:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, I feel like that went.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  Speaking of horny, did you guys see the video of, uh, two people getting caught making out super hard in, uh, like Madison Square Park or something?

• 47:36Speaker 03

  I think it was Central Park.

• 47:39Speaker 04

  I, I don't know if I can play the video.

• 47:40Speaker 03

  Don't play the video.

• 47:41Speaker 04

  No, I'm not, I didn't say I was gonna do it.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, okay, that is the photo, and like, I will say this, they're going for it. They're going for it.

• 47:49Speaker 04

  It looks like it, you know, it's like-

• 47:50Speaker 03

  He's like hunched, he's like leaning-

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. We are, we are like minutes away from a full-blown.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  Really? Like, just going just fully like-

• 48:00Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this. I, I don't know if there's been a time in my life where I've had a back-of-the-head make-out that hasn't resulted.

• 48:10Speaker 03

  In full-on coitus.

• 48:11Speaker 02

  And, yeah.

• 48:12Speaker 03

  In full-on-

• 48:13Speaker 02

  In fumpting. Yeah, insertion of the things in the back.

• 48:19Speaker 03

  The back?

• 48:20Speaker 04

  Good for you.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  The bag.

• 48:22Speaker 03

  Oh! You heard back, brother!

• 48:26Speaker 02

  The bag.

• 48:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, I'm like, in the back, and I'm like, we're learning things about Joey today, okay?

• 48:32Speaker 02

  No, no, no. In the bag.

• 48:33Speaker 03

  The bag.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Not that saying the bag is any helpful, uh, helpful or-

• 48:38Speaker 04

  B A G, yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 48:40Speaker 04

  Hell, you got it.

• 48:40Speaker 02

  But, uh, yeah, I mean, I will say this, filming people making out, very weird.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  I just, I don't, making out in public, though, that's weird too. Yes, I, I, because, because the internet was kinda like divided where people were saying like, they're fucking weird, they should stop making out in public, and then someone's saying like, also, why are you recording them doing this?

• 49:02Speaker 02

  And also pulling up.

• 49:04Speaker 03

  I'll tell you this. Thank god, middle school Frankie, that there weren't these social media sites like this, because I was, I was kissing in public.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  You know?

• 49:15Speaker 02

  I know what you're gonna say.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  I was kissing in public.

• 49:18Speaker 02

  Were you? You were a make-out, like, on the train in front of people?

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  Really?

• 49:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  I was never like that.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, what are you gonna do?

• 49:26Speaker 02

  You like, you were making out with girls on the train?

• 49:29Speaker 03

  I'm not saying, uh, it was like, like, I'm not saying that it was the right thing to do, but it happened.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  I would, I would like make out with my middle school girlfriends in the hallway.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  But you, but sometimes-

• 49:43Speaker 03

  How is that better than, yeah, hold on Joey, how is that better than a park bench?

• 49:48Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm not, in the hall, like, between cla- like, not between, not, not like when everyone's in the hallway.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  Like, eh, like while classes is in session and there's less people in the hallway.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  We would meet beforehand and I'd be like, yeah, just like wait like five minutes and then maybe in the stairwell.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  I think that's more of a stairwell thing, I hope.

• 50:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I mean.

• 50:02Speaker 03

  Oh, okay, hallway is different from stairwell.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  Okay, not in the hallway where everyone's there and then like-

• 50:05Speaker 03

  Hallway is like they fucking look out the window and they're just like, there's Joey and, you know.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  No.

• 50:11Speaker 03

  Dominicana princes.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, um, no.

• 50:16Speaker 04

  So, middle school hallway and bus?

• 50:18Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, like, park, you know, I'm not sitting there like it was like we were just fucking for the whole time.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  I mean, I would make out in a park, but it would be at night.

• 50:27Speaker 04

  In an alley or something?

• 50:28Speaker 02

  For sure, alleyways.

• 50:29Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 50:30Speaker 04

  Alleyways is big, I remember that.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, alleyways is a big one.

• 50:33Speaker 03

  I just, I, I see both arguments here where people are just like, hey, if you're going this intense, pull it back a little. I think that's-

• 50:41Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 50:42Speaker 03

  The intensity of the kissing, because people kiss in public, I kiss in public, I have no issue with PDA to a degree. Looking at the hand placement here.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  It's bananas.

• 50:52Speaker 03

  This is, this is getting close.

• 50:55Speaker 02

  I don't know how I feel about people like making out, that feels very intimate.

• 51:01Speaker 03

  But also like, as a society that we have been like, I'm just gonna open my phone and record and walk up to these people.

• 51:08Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  That's bananas too.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's weird.

• 51:11Speaker 03

  Like, allow me to help you off of that high horse that you've been riding.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  I think that if you're gonna be making out, you either have to be in like a dark bar slash cocktail lounge, or like a club, but if you're just like making out.

• 51:27Speaker 03

  I'm gonna name some places-

• 51:29Speaker 02

  At like a resh- like a, like a cafe, I'd be like, this is nuts.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  I'm gonna name some places, you give me your thumbs up, thumbs down, on if make out is appropriate.

• 51:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:38Speaker 03

  Okay, let's start here. Uh, nightclub.

• 51:41Speaker 02

  Of course, what else are we there for?

• 51:43Speaker 03

  That's a great point. I mean, to dance.

• 51:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, but-

• 51:47Speaker 03

  Enjoy yourself.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Not at, not at 21.

• 51:50Speaker 03

  The zoo.

• 51:52Speaker 02

  Making out at the zoo is nuts.

• 51:57Speaker 04

  What animal are we by?

• 51:58Speaker 03

  That's a great, see, this is why, that is a great question. Flamingos.

• 52:03Speaker 04

  Okay, it's a little better.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  How?

• 52:06Speaker 04

  It's a kind of a pretty bird.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  What's the line of thinking?

• 52:09Speaker 04

  Pretty bird.

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Gorillas.

• 52:10Speaker 02

  But you're still in public around a place where chi- children frequent and you're making out.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  I would do it if it were around the gorillas, because I'd be like, I'm gonna show them, like, what making out is.

• 52:23Speaker 04

  You wanna show animals a lot?

• 52:25Speaker 02

  I'm gonna show them what, what's going on, what's what.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  Um, uh, Central Park.

• 52:30Speaker 02

  No, I personally would not.

• 52:33Speaker 03

  Under a bridge in Central Park.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Hmm, I'll get engaged there.

• 52:40Speaker 04

  But, arguably even more intimate.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  You're right, I don't know, that just came out.

• 52:49Speaker 03

  Well, not mister, things are about to happen in the back.

• 52:51Speaker 04

  That's true.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  It's the back! Um, I, yeah, I don't know, for me personally, like, and maybe, I don't know, maybe I'm wrong and people feel differently, but like, just making out, especially with the hand behind the head, is like-

• 53:04Speaker 03

  Once, once the hands get around the ear-

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Just go have sex.

• 53:09Speaker 03

  Just go, like, just go. I mean, not always as, as easy for people, they're, I mean, I, eh, they appear to be at the beginning, middle, or end of a workday.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  Clearly something, like, I don't know the situation between these two, but clearly something went well, because they're in suits, like, work, like, they're doing something, something went well.

• 53:26Speaker 03

  I mean, aren't they lawyers?

• 53:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think they're lawyers, I don't know the situation of like, if this is like a not good thing, but-

• 53:31Speaker 03

  Oh, you think it's like a Coldplay concert where they're like, they got caught in the act?

• 53:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I, I don't know.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  I mean, that has nothing to do with me, but I just think that making out in a park, regardless of your, you know, status, is a heavy move.

• 53:47Speaker 03

  Yes, I, yes, I agree, I, I, to, to, to a degree, I think that the intensity of the make out, like, I guess maybe even just making out, like, I think we're at, we're at passionate kiss level now.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  I, even that, like, I think that, like, just giving a kiss is like, is very nice and like, like appropriate, but I, for me, I just, it feels so intimate to be like, we're gonna make out and there's gonna be like straight, I don't know.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I get it, I, I, I think I honestly have more issue with the person that felt like-

• 54:19Speaker 02

  I'm gonna film-

• 54:19Speaker 03

  Wait until, wait until the internet sees this.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:23Speaker 03

  And it's just like, dude, you suck.

• 54:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  Like, you, we have become just like, the, the idea of getting a tweet or a post to go viral has-

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Become more powerful than like invasion of privacy?

• 54:37Speaker 04

  Is it, is it weird to say like, I'd be fine with this, I think, as long as they're not making noises?

• 54:43Speaker 03

  Noises?

• 54:44Speaker 04

  Like, like an um, bum, mm, you know?

• 54:47Speaker 02

  How do you make out?

• 54:49Speaker 04

  You know what I'm saying, it's like an um, hum, bum, bum. You know what I'm saying, like, you're making like a moaning kind of noise as well? Yeah, yeah, yeah, like, as long as they're not doing that, yeah, yeah, yeah, like that, pretty much, yeah.

• 54:58Speaker 02

  I got you, yeah.

• 54:59Speaker 04

  As long as they're not doing that, I'd be like, oh, that's-

• 55:01Speaker 03

  I mean, you have to, that's how you make out, right?

• 55:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, you're right. I don't make out silently.

• 55:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 55:06Speaker 03

  We're learning a lot about Joey today, I guess.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  Well, if you're gonna make out, we're just-

• 55:09Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm not sitting here, I'm not saying you're wrong, but like, I just-

• 55:13Speaker 02

  You gotta throw some passion into behind a make out, you can't just be like-

• 55:18Speaker 02

  Especially if my hand's going to the back of your head.

• 55:20Speaker 03

  If the hand's in the back like that, like-

• 55:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm, I'm sounding like a fucking wolf.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  It's not even like, you're not even kissing at that point, you've just lined your mouths up to create the most intense amount of suction between two humans.

• 55:32Speaker 04

  Respectful hand placement to me, like, th- these hands could be much, much worse spots for a public bench.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Really? I think the dude's hand, like, that's the most intense spot you can get, besides like grabbing a boob or something.

• 55:42Speaker 03

  No, I think there are way more intense spots for a public-

• 55:45Speaker 04

  You could get down there.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 55:48Speaker 03

  I just, I, I, I get, I get, and I don't wanna drag these poor people, like, I, I don't like that. The, the, I'm telling you right now, if I was a bystander and I saw someone do that to another couple and they get into it, I'd go up to the person that was recording them and be like, you're fucking weird.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, why would you?

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Like, why, like, who do you think you are that, like, you're the moral authority on this and like, you're going to, what? Like, what's the end goal with this? You're going to be proven right?

• 56:14Speaker 02

  I, I honestly don't think there's a moral issue, I don't feel like I would, like, I wouldn't see people making out and be like, those people are disgusting, I'd be like, I would never do that.

• 56:22Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 02

  That's pretty much where my, the extent of my like, I'd be like, well, I wouldn't do that, but, God, like, you know, clearly, they're horned and ready to go.

• 56:31Speaker 03

  I, I also think that there is like a lot more context needed, like, if this is at a playground where there is like a bunch of young children playing.

• 56:40Speaker 02

  I mean, they're in a park.

• 56:41Speaker 03

  I know, but like, there's different, especially with like New York parks, like, they're not all like geared toward like young kids.

• 56:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, they're not, if they're sitting on the top of a slide, then I'd be like, guys.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  They're on the monkey bars.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, that would be a little weird.

• 56:58Speaker 04

  Kids waiting to go down, it's like, eh, come-

• 56:59Speaker 02

  Hey, hey, you guys done?

• 57:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 57:01Speaker 02

  If they were doing this in a McDonald's ball pit, then I'd probably have a problem with it, honestly, but-

• 57:05Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's fair.

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Like, do your thing. I told you about the time that I saw a couple making out at a bar, super hard, and then the dude pulled back and he said, wait, who'd you vote for? And he left.

• 57:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:16Speaker 02

  Just booked it.

• 57:17Speaker 04

  How do you get that information via kissing?

• 57:19Speaker 03

  I, and it must have been part of it before.

• 57:22Speaker 02

  Because they were making out for a while.

• 57:23Speaker 03

  It must have been part of it before.

• 57:25Speaker 02

  And it was a darker bar, but they were at the bar, which I think is a wild place to be making out, like, like, sitting at the bar.

• 57:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not, I'm not justifying it, but I think once you add alcohol into it, there is obviously less decision making there.

• 57:41Speaker 02

  Release your inhibitions, feel the rain on your skin. That's what it is, it lets you down a little bit. It was also a whiskey bar, so, two drinks there.

• 57:49Speaker 03

  A whiskey bar?

• 57:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, good night.

• 57:51Speaker 03

  Where?

• 57:53Speaker 02

  Long Island City.

• 57:53Speaker 03

  Is that not the drunkest place on the planet?

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Um-

• 57:58Speaker 03

  Where you can't get a beer?

• 58:00Speaker 02

  Can you? I don't know, but it's like, supposed to be like, it's a whiskey first thing.

• 58:04Speaker 03

  I understand, I, I get the concept, but like-

• 58:06Speaker 02

  I'm not sure, I don't think you can.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  I, i- if you see two people intensely making out at a whiskey bar-

• 58:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:14Speaker 03

  That is a, that might be the, I don't even know how to explain it, but like, that is so intense.

• 58:24Speaker 03

  It's just, am I not crazy for that? Like, that's, that seems like, that's like a tequila bar, like, whoa, these people are drunk.

• 58:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, they didn't seem like sloppy drunk or anything, they just seemed like super making out with each other, and then he was-

• 58:38Speaker 03

  I just feel like whiskey's one of those alcohols that gets you quickly there.

• 58:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, it could definitely catch up to you and get you going, for sure.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  You know what I mean, like, so like, it's not like you're gonna be like a moderate buzz, like, you're either not drunk or you're drunk.

• 58:51Speaker 02

  You're turned up, yeah.

• 58:51Speaker 03

  You know?

• 58:52Speaker 04

  Well, I'm glad this kind of passion exists in the world.

• 58:55Speaker 03

  I fully agree.

• 58:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm all about people making out with their, uh, their people super hard, I just personally wouldn't do it in pub. For reasons like this too, I wouldn't want someone running up on me with a camera, that'd be weird.

• 59:07Speaker 03

  It's like Joe Santagato spotted in the park, making out.

• 59:11Speaker 04

  It's, it's also unfair that you can't just like smash their phone on the ground.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  You probably could.

• 59:16Speaker 04

  Yeah, but you get in trouble.

• 59:18Speaker 03

  That video doesn't get out there if I take it.

• 59:19Speaker 04

  You, you get in trouble for that, but it's like, it's, I feel like you should be able to.

• 59:23Speaker 03

  Like, that's the thing, if that guy had stood up-

• 59:25Speaker 02

  Spike it, yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 03

  And this video never, if this guy stood up and took the phone, that video's never getting out.

• 59:32Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 59:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, but then you get in trouble, it's just, you get in trouble.

• 59:34Speaker 03

  I mean, I agree, I'm not gonna, and, you know, encourage criminality, you know how I love to not be a crim- criminal?

• 59:41Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 59:42Speaker 03

  I'd love it.

• 59:44Speaker 04

  Well, that's good.

• 59:45Speaker 03

  Not like some people's dads here, stealing limes.

• 59:52Speaker 03

  You're guilty of your own crimes.

• 59:53Speaker 02

  Hey, man, I'm not gonna bring up your crimes, but...

• 59:55Speaker 03

  But before we get to the rest of these crimes...

• 59:56Speaker 02

  I commit no crimes!

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• 1:02:42Speaker 03

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• 1:02:44Speaker 02

  It's one of those things, if I say it like five more times, I'm gonna be like, "That's the weirdest word on the planet."

• 1:02:49Speaker 03

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• 1:03:23Speaker 03

  Is this right?

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  I, I love the word "pumpernickel." Just a good word.

• 1:03:30Speaker 03

  What even is it? It's, I know it's bread...

• 1:03:32Speaker 02

  I think it's a grain, like, it's like a, isn't it?

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 1:03:36Speaker 02

  I think it's a grain? But...

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  Pumpernickel.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Just a great, I also, I'm not a big fan of the taste, it like, is like, super fine.

• 1:03:45Speaker 03

  Oh, it's, it's like gray?

• 1:03:48Speaker 02

  Oh, it's the name of like, the type of bread. Yeah, I thought it was a grain, so I'm wrong.

• 1:03:53Speaker 03

  Coarsely ground whole rye grain.

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  Yo, bread's so fucking good, dude, I love bread.

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  Dude...

• 1:03:59Speaker 02

  I love bread.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  Dude...

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Bread's so good.

• 1:04:01Speaker 03

  I'm such a little, like, if, if, cuz, cuz I've gone through different, like, dietary restriction phases and stuff like that. The two things that are the most difficult for me to not have, or limit, bread...

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:16Speaker 03

  Cheese.

• 1:04:17Speaker 02

  I can, I can probably limit cheese...

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  But like, bread, I can't, I love bread.

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  And if I'm gonna limit cheese, I'm doing no cheese, I'm not doing like, this is peanut shredded mozzarella.

• 1:04:30Speaker 02

  I could do that, if I'm desperate, yeah.

• 1:04:33Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, what am I gonna, I'd rather have the cheese...

• 1:04:35Speaker 03

  I'd rather have nothing than not something I don't enjoy, and I'm trying to make work.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  I mean, I would enjoy it.

• 1:04:46Speaker 03

  How do you know?

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  I've done it, I've had it before, like, some of those cheeses.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  I just, I know what it is, and I know it's not cheese, and I'm like, "Man, but this just makes me miss more..." It just like, further highlights how good cheese is.

• 1:04:57Speaker 02

  Cheese is really good, and it's like nasty, isn't it?

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  It is kinda fucking stinky and filthy, too.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  It's like spoiled shit.

• 1:05:05Speaker 03

  I don't know if it's always spoiled, like, some are, like, blue cheese is mold.

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, what the hell?

• 1:05:10Speaker 03

  Uh, gorgonzola, talk about good word, dude.

• 1:05:13Speaker 02

  I haven't had gorgon, that is a great word.

• 1:05:14Speaker 03

  Dude, Espo's mom makes the best gorgonzola salad I've ever had in my life.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Gorgonzola just sounds like the name of a 10-foot, 500-pound man with one eye.

• 1:05:24Speaker 03

  It's, it sounds like if there was like, a Greek version of the Power Rangers, what their mega sword would be called.

• 1:05:32Speaker 02

  Gorgonzola.

• 1:05:33Speaker 03

  Yassu! Etikales a gorgonzola!

• 1:05:38Speaker 03

  Come on, right?

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  I can't picture the Greeks doing that.

• 1:05:42Speaker 03

  Speaking of the back...

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:05:45Speaker 03

  They apparently invented butts, uh...

• 1:05:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  Is that true?

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Looked that up.

• 1:05:51Speaker 03

  Google, so we can...

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  Did Greeks invent anal?

• 1:05:53Speaker 03

  Google, so we can...

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  I believe the Greeks invented sex, but the, but the Italians introduced it to women, I believe, is what the thing was.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Is that the joke?

• 1:06:01Speaker 02

  Yo, hold on.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  Oh, is that the joke?

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  That was a crazy thing you just said.

• 1:06:05Speaker 03

  Is that the joke?

• 1:06:06Speaker 02

  That's the, that's what, that's the joke, yeah.

• 1:06:07Speaker 03

  That's what your dad, that's a joke your dad told, I bet.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  That's, that's the classic.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Your dad seems like he'd be pumped to tell that one.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  What's...

• 1:06:12Speaker 03

  But Italians...

• 1:06:14Speaker 02

  Did, did Greeks invent anal?

• 1:06:15Speaker 03

  Did the Greeks invent anal sex?

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  We wanna search this on...

• 1:06:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:06:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  This is his computer.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  No!

• 1:06:25Speaker 03

  You're trusting AI.

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  No single culture or person invented that practice?

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  This is bullshit.

• 1:06:33Speaker 02

  Which would make a little more sense, if you think about it, actually.

• 1:06:36Speaker 03

  The Greeks invented sex, the Italians didn't do it gaily.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  It's funny to imagine the Greeks like, inventing anal sex, and then traveling on, uh, ships, and getting to other countries, and being like, "You have to try it, dude."

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  They show up in their togas with their fucking grapes and wine, and they're just like, "Guys..." Wait, we got a couple things that we're showing you here. Democracy, and anal sex.

• 1:07:04Speaker 02

  And the Olympics.

• 1:07:06Speaker 03

  The Olympics, democracy, putting that thing in that butt.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  Right, exactly.

• 1:07:12Speaker 03

  I, I...

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  I fully went my whole life believing that was true.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  I don't see, like, that's a harmless...

• 1:07:17Speaker 02

  Maybe they perfected it?

• 1:07:19Speaker 03

  Like, this is an example of like, a harmless thing to just continue to believe. Like, there does, it doesn't do anyone any bad if we just continue to believe the Greeks invented anal.

• 1:07:30Speaker 03

  Right? Like, you think someone's gonna come out and should be like, "Wait a sec."

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  It feels like a...

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  The Mesopotamians actually did it.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  It feels like a natural, um...

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  Like, you would think that the first people that are like, "Oh, we do this," it's like, it's right there, you know what I mean?

• 1:07:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, I, I...

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  Once you try the, the one, you'd be like, "Oh, maybe these other..."

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  There's also, you got another one, apparently, too, right?

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  And like, that one's gotta be cool, too.

• 1:08:00Speaker 03

  Wait, so how many do you have?

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  Right, and then, and then you start...

• 1:08:03Speaker 03

  Or, if it's, if it's guy on guy, they're just like, "Well, you only got one."

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, what else am I gonna do?

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  What else am I gonna...

• 1:08:10Speaker 02

  Well, you got, you got two.

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  I mean, you got two, you got two, there's a couple, yeah, you got two. You know, there's, there's...

• 1:08:14Speaker 02

  You always have two.

• 1:08:15Speaker 03

  You're bookending, you know?

• 1:08:17Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:08:17Speaker 03

  But like, they're just like...

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  So it feels like, how could the Greeks be the one that like, you know what I'm saying? Like, how could we go so much time, and the Greeks are like, "Wait a minute."

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  I think most history is traced back to the ancient Greece.

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 1:08:31Speaker 03

  Like, ancient Greeks, or the ancient Egyptians, who came first?

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  The Egyptian? I was of the full belief that the world was...

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  To my understanding...

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Completely, like, it started in Africa.

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  Well, that's my understanding as well, so it's probably the Egyptians.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  Ooh, this is a common question.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:49Speaker 02

  Egypt, yeah, so it is Africa.

• 1:08:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think they say that Africa is the cradle of human civilization.

• 1:08:54Speaker 02

  Oh, by, by a lot. Yeah, dude, I think that Africa is like, the beginning of everything.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  I, I believe, yeah, that's, that's what I have heard as well. So then...

• 1:09:03Speaker 02

  So you think...

• 1:09:04Speaker 03

  Pangaea?

• 1:09:05Speaker 02

  You think in all those years?

• 1:09:06Speaker 03

  Well, that was before, Pangaea was before humans, brother.

• 1:09:11Speaker 03

  I think Pangaea was like dinosaurs.

• 1:09:12Speaker 02

  Well, I'm saying, yeah, yeah, I'm saying like, they're saying like, nevermind. Cuz they were like, the center of Pangaea, you're saying?

• 1:09:18Speaker 03

  That's, yeah.

• 1:09:19Speaker 02

  Got it. So, in all those years...

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Was it the center of Pangaea? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  You thought that no one else decided to be like, "What about the other one?"

• 1:09:25Speaker 03

  Wait, how mu, how long was it?

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  It's like, 30, 3100 BCE.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Wait, what's BCE even mean? That's before...

• 1:09:33Speaker 02

  Before, before Christ's exiled?

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  I mean, I think BC used to be before Christ, but BCE, I think, starts...

• 1:09:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think it's...

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  It's something different now.

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  It's still BCE. So neither of you have an answer, great.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  It means something different, it used to mean before Christ, and then anno de minimi was AD, but like, BCE now means something different.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, my question is, what does it mean? I gotcha. Before Common Era.

• 1:09:54Speaker 03

  There it is.

• 1:09:54Speaker 02

  What's Common Era? I believe that's just like, the way you say it without...

• 1:09:58Speaker 03

  Without being religious.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  Some people don't...

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  But I still don't know like, numerically what it means.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  Oh, so BCE works, so if it goes from 3000, it goes up, down to zero, and then from zero up to 2026. So we are in the Common Era now.

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  From zero to now?

• 1:10:16Speaker 03

  Yeah. Zero to now is the Common Era, and before that, it was BC, so before. So 3000 wasn't the year 3000, it was 3000 before year zero.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Wait a minute, I think you're making that up.

• 1:10:28Speaker 03

  No, I'm not.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  I don't know what's going on.

• 1:10:30Speaker 03

  It was counting down.

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  The term BCE itself appeared...

• 1:10:40Speaker 02

  We should probably talk on this podcast of ours.

• 1:10:42Speaker 04

  No, I, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:44Speaker 02

  See, this is something that like, you know, I went to CCD, so it was all like before Christ and after Christ. And I was like, well, I'm not even gonna ask about years. It's like, what?

• 1:10:53Speaker 04

  Okay, this is the answer. So BCE is the same as BC. It corresponds directly to BC.

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  See, this is what's tough. When I say something that is right, you guys like have to look it up.

• 1:11:05Speaker 02

  Frank, you're right, 10% of the time. And I wasn't disagreeing with you. I'm saying I don't know. I was asking questions. But BC, so they say that like, so, so what then? The, the Christians believe that Christ was born?

• 1:11:19Speaker 03

  They start to-

• 1:11:20Speaker 02

  Like year zero?

• 1:11:21Speaker 03

  Well, they, I think that's when they start like figuring, like now this is like our linchpin.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  Nexus event. Like, we're gonna start counting everything after this.

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  Nexus event.

• 1:11:31Speaker 04

  And everyone goes by that?

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  Well, I think that it was established with the whole like Christ thing in mind. And then other people have been like, you know what? We're just gonna call it something different, but we'll keep that.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  But like other religions is my, is my point. Like they acknowledge the fact that it's 2026.

• 1:11:47Speaker 03

  You know, that's a great question. I'm not, I'm not as well versed with other religions like record keeping. Or like how they acknowledge years.

• 1:11:57Speaker 04

  What did you type? Do other religion, do other religions go off BC also?

• 1:12:02Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have no idea, man.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  Oh, man, we're getting really into-

• 1:12:08Speaker 04

  I'm sure it all lines up in their own way.

• 1:12:10Speaker 03

  You know what's something I learned that is cool? And I might have brought this up before, but there were originally 10 months to the year. That's why our last month is December and DEC, deca, is the prefix for 10.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  Right.

• 1:12:29Speaker 03

  November, nine, October, eight. And then Julius Caesar was just like, give me two months in the best time of the year and they're mine. That's why Julius Augustus, July and August.

• 1:12:42Speaker 02

  That's fire. That's kinda crazy that we just let him get away with that?

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  I mean, I think Brutus had something to say about that. He was just like-

• 1:12:50Speaker 02

  You did what, dude?

• 1:12:51Speaker 04

  And the 13, and the 32 other people probably had something to say about it as well.

• 1:12:55Speaker 03

  It feels like-

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  What other 32?

• 1:12:57Speaker 04

  I think he got stabbed 32 times, right?

• 1:12:59Speaker 03

  Did he?

• 1:12:59Speaker 04

  By the whole council?

• 1:13:00Speaker 03

  Did he? I thought it was Brutus. I thought this guy was just like, yo.

• 1:13:05Speaker 04

  He was stabbed like Jon Snow.

• 1:13:06Speaker 03

  Really? Just everyone in a line? This is for so and so. This is for, you think there was one guy who was just like, this is for those random two fucking months, douchebag?

• 1:13:16Speaker 02

  He was stabbed 23 times. 44 BC.

• 1:13:19Speaker 03

  By different people?

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  On March 15th. This is so insane to me that like-

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  We know it.

• 1:13:24Speaker 02

  We can do this.

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Did I learn anything?

• 1:13:27Speaker 03

  I mean, this is all AI. Like I said, take it with a grain of salt.

• 1:13:31Speaker 04

  This is pretty like, it was, yeah, it was 60-

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  Take what with a grain of salt?

• 1:13:34Speaker 03

  That's AI.

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  This is pretty, uh, common. Like this is-

• 1:13:37Speaker 02

  You know, AI's not making it up. It's like pulling information.

• 1:13:41Speaker 03

  I know, but it doesn't necessarily mean that it's pulling accurate information.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  I mean, it's pulling it from like Wikipedia.

• 1:13:49Speaker 04

  Only one of the wounds was fatal though.

• 1:13:50Speaker 03

  You're not helping yourself.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Wikipedia's good now.

• 1:13:53Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 1:13:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, they like keep on top of it apparently.

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  You know what I like to do? I like to go to a random Wikipedia page and then try to think of another Wikipedia page and try to get there in the least amount of clicks.

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  I've seen that.

• 1:14:04Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  Wikipedia speedrun.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Is that what it's called?

• 1:14:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:14:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like to do that. So like go to that one, the assassination of Julius Caesar. See if you can get to-

• 1:14:13Speaker 04

  Where do we wanna get to?

• 1:14:14Speaker 03

  Ooh, where could we get?

• 1:14:15Speaker 02

  Hot dogs.

• 1:14:16Speaker 03

  Perfect, beautiful.

• 1:14:17Speaker 04

  So, help me. Tell me if you see something. So we gotta get-

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  Scroll down. I mean, there's gotta be something about him. Go to the Julius Caesar page and then adding the months.

• 1:14:26Speaker 04

  Oh, and we get to 4th of July.

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  And we can get to 4th of July and then we can fucking definitely-

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  You made us, you made us waste a click because we were already on Julius Caesar page.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  Well, no, that was the death of Julius Caesar.

• 1:14:35Speaker 04

  Okay, so now we gotta get to July.

• 1:14:36Speaker 03

  This might include something about his fucking like putting the months and shit like that.

• 1:14:41Speaker 04

  Earlier life, we don't care.

• 1:14:44Speaker 04

  This might take a little longer than I thought.

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a lot of reading. It's also not really good for-

• 1:14:47Speaker 02

  First of all, this is the longest Wikipedia page I've ever seen in my entire life.

• 1:14:52Speaker 04

  Where are the months, bro?

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  I mean, on the left, there's like a, uh, like a table of contents.

• 1:14:58Speaker 02

  It's true.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

  This guy Julius Caesar just did a couple of things, didn't he?

• 1:15:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, he did everything.

• 1:15:04Speaker 03

  He seems pretty important. Well-

• 1:15:06Speaker 04

  All right, well, this probably-

• 1:15:07Speaker 03

  Feels like this game's over.

• 1:15:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, say go, yeah. All right, you guys go. I got it. I'll figure it out.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's okay.

• 1:15:14Speaker 04

  Okay, nevermind.

• 1:15:15Speaker 02

  It's fine.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  God, I wish I could find old timey coins.

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  Probably could.

• 1:15:20Speaker 03

  Where?

• 1:15:22Speaker 02

  Just at an antique shop or something?

• 1:15:25Speaker 03

  No, but like that. I'm talking like an ancient Greek coin.

• 1:15:28Speaker 02

  Like a shilling?

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  Is that what they were called?

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  No, I don't think so. That's like pirate money.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  De Blooms?

• 1:15:34Speaker 02

  I'm not versed. I have no idea, but it's still, uh, you still haven't, we still haven't played the new Assassin's Creed where we can go be fucking pirates again.

• 1:15:44Speaker 04

  Is that out?

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, baby, it's out.

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  Might need to pop that bitch on.

• 1:15:49Speaker 04

  Props.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  If there's a, if there's a thing where we could both be pirates on a ship together, you wanna do one?

• 1:15:54Speaker 04

  Yeah, I love being pirates on a video game ship.

• 1:15:57Speaker 03

  I know they were like really actually not good people in history, but like, I'm cool with like the version of pirates that we have come to like where they're just like rum drinking, like hard hard hard hard partyers.

• 1:16:10Speaker 02

  So I think if you paid attention to any of those movies, you would see that there are also bad people in those too. Cause they're like pillaging.

• 1:16:17Speaker 03

  No, I know.

• 1:16:18Speaker 04

  Killing.

• 1:16:19Speaker 03

  I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. But I'm saying like-

• 1:16:22Speaker 04

  Walk in the plank.

• 1:16:23Speaker 03

  Listen, I, I understand the atrocities of the pirates. You don't need to try to like, you know, bring me back down to reality. What I'm saying though is that like, I like the version of a pirate that is not a bad person.

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:16:38Speaker 03

  You know? Orlando Bloom. Was he a pirate? Was he a pirate technically? He was kinda like Boys with the British.

• 1:16:45Speaker 02

  He was a mate. He was, he was on the ship and fighting with a sword and stuff.

• 1:16:49Speaker 04

  He's Davy Jones.

• 1:16:51Speaker 03

  He did become Davy Jones eventually.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  Oh, did he?

• 1:16:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, you didn't see, I guess.

• 1:16:55Speaker 04

  Oh, spoiler alert.

• 1:16:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:16:56Speaker 04

  My bad.

• 1:16:57Speaker 03

  Well, cause he rescued his dad?

• 1:16:59Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:16:59Speaker 02

  His dad was Davy Jones.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  His dad was taken, his dad was taken by Davy Jones's people. Who's the guy with the squid face?

• 1:17:08Speaker 04

  It's Davy Jones.

• 1:17:08Speaker 03

  That was Davy Jones.

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  And then someone else can be him?

• 1:17:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, if you stab him in the heart, then you become-

• 1:17:13Speaker 03

  But like the heart is in the thing. It's not like-

• 1:17:15Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like in a box?

• 1:17:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's not in him.

• 1:17:18Speaker 02

  And then I get the squid face? Why the fuck would I want that?

• 1:17:21Speaker 03

  I mean, you don't get the squid face, but you just get to be like a fucked up barnacle face looking fucker.

• 1:17:25Speaker 04

  No, I think the squid face was only if you neglected, uh, like your duties or something.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  Then they'd give you a squid face?

• 1:17:31Speaker 03

  I'm not opposed to having a squid face if I'm a pirate.

• 1:17:34Speaker 02

  I'm opposed.

• 1:17:35Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  I mean, not that I wanna be the other guys either.

• 1:17:38Speaker 03

  I mean, to be honest, if you're trying to be a pirate, you're gonna be taken way more seriously if you got a fucking squid face.

• 1:17:45Speaker 02

  Just give me the peg leg and like a gun that shoots a lot of smoke out when I shoot it.

• 1:17:51Speaker 03

  Hmm, like a powder rifle?

• 1:17:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:54Speaker 03

  I'd be cool. I just-

• 1:17:55Speaker 02

  Oh, man, I would love a musket. Right now.

• 1:17:58Speaker 03

  No, I don't think you would, dude.

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  Pack it up?

• 1:18:00Speaker 03

  Shatunk! First of all, wildly inaccurate. Second of all-

• 1:18:04Speaker 02

  I'm not trying to kill anyone with it.

• 1:18:06Speaker 03

  If you're gonna have a musket, the point, or like just as like a wall art, a piece of wall decoration?

• 1:18:11Speaker 02

  Fire that shit. I don't know.

• 1:18:13Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, I guess.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  That would be fun. Just a pack of fucking shing, shing.

• 1:18:19Speaker 03

  I'd rather have a real pirate's sword. Like the ones that are like curved, like Shakira.

• 1:18:24Speaker 02

  What's that called? Shakira?

• 1:18:26Speaker 03

  Like, it's like, it's, it's got like Shakira, like an hourglass. You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:18:31Speaker 02

  It doesn't have an, it's, it's, it's one way.

• 1:18:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you, you know what I mean though.

• 1:18:39Speaker 02

  What? I would like a sword like Shakira.

• 1:18:42Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:44Speaker 03

  Well, like any sword that has like a bend in it, you're gonna tell me that's not cool?

• 1:18:48Speaker 02

  Like, what are they called? Uh-

• 1:18:49Speaker 03

  Sickle?

• 1:18:51Speaker 04

  Saber?

• 1:18:52Speaker 03

  Scimitar?

• 1:18:52Speaker 04

  Scimitar?

• 1:18:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, like, um, what they had in The Mummy, where it's like that and then it's just a, like a half circle.

• 1:18:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:18:59Speaker 03

  That would be cool.

• 1:19:00Speaker 02

  I kinda like that. I like when people light their swords on fire.

• 1:19:03Speaker 03

  S, yeah.

• 1:19:05Speaker 04

  I got it.

• 1:19:07Speaker 02

  How do you pronounce that?

• 1:19:08Speaker 03

  That's not what I was thinking.

• 1:19:10Speaker 04

  Maybe sword? It's like the ones from Aladdin.

• 1:19:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't know. That, that one, that one, that first one. Yeah.

• 1:19:16Speaker 04

  Kind of this, yeah. That's the one.

• 1:19:18Speaker 03

  Brother, that's terrifying.

• 1:19:20Speaker 02

  That's sick.

• 1:19:20Speaker 03

  Could you imagine seeing someone riding, running, or anything at you with that in hand?

• 1:19:26Speaker 02

  That's an Arabian sword.

• 1:19:29Speaker 03

  What was the sword that like they used in The Mummy? Where it was like a, is it a sickle? Is that the one that I'm thinking?

• 1:19:36Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:19:36Speaker 04

  It's not a sickle.

• 1:19:38Speaker 02

  Is it not that one?

• 1:19:40Speaker 03

  No, the guys, the, um, fuck, what are their names? The guys that were on the horseback that were like protecting the tomb?

• 1:19:47Speaker 04

  The Magi.

• 1:19:48Speaker 03

  The Magi, yes. God.

• 1:19:50Speaker 04

  Universal, The Mummy.

• 1:19:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, that's why he knows because of Disney.

• 1:19:54Speaker 02

  That's a great ride.

• 1:19:55Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:19:57Speaker 03

  I don't think I've ever been on. It's kinda like that, like the, the fourth one.

• 1:20:00Speaker 04

  This one?

• 1:20:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, kinda like that.

• 1:20:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I see what you're saying. Looks like one, oh.

• 1:20:05Speaker 03

  A little more.

• 1:20:06Speaker 02

  That, what the hell is that?

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  Dude, swords are fucking rad, dude.

• 1:20:10Speaker 02

  Swords are cool.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  Oh, there it is.

• 1:20:12Speaker 02

  Oh, those things?

• 1:20:13Speaker 04

  This?

• 1:20:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's cool.

• 1:20:15Speaker 03

  Cool as hell.

• 1:20:16Speaker 02

  I will say it doesn't look like Shakira.

• 1:20:18Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? It's the curvature to it. It was a joke.

• 1:20:22Speaker 04

  If you, like this way kinda does.

• 1:20:25Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  Those are cool.

• 1:20:28Speaker 03

  That's a cool sword, dude.

• 1:20:31Speaker 02

  It doesn't look very effective.

• 1:20:33Speaker 03

  Why not?

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  What do you mean? Cause I feel like it's just...

• 1:20:35Speaker 03

  I mean, not against someone with a gun.

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Ever see Indiana Jones?

• 1:20:39Speaker 03

  Love Indiana Jones. He has not seen Indiana Jones.

• 1:20:42Speaker 02

  I've never seen Indiana Jones.

• 1:20:42Speaker 03

  We've gone over this, Ant.

• 1:20:44Speaker 02

  Sorry. What's like the best one?

• 1:20:46Speaker 03

  Ra- uh Raiders of the Lost Ark.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  First one?

• 1:20:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:49Speaker 02

  And then the third one?

• 1:20:50Speaker 03

  Ooh, yeah.

• 1:20:52Speaker 02

  Does it hold up, or am I gonna be like, "Bro"? I have no idea.

• 1:20:54Speaker 03

  Raiders of the Lost Ark is incredible. It holds up forever. Because it's set in the 40s, so it's not like it's like...

• 1:21:01Speaker 03

  Like the 80s, where it's like, "This is kind of aged out."

• 1:21:04Speaker 02

  Right, right.

• 1:21:04Speaker 03

  You know, it's set in the 40s. Or the 30s? It's before the Nazis? I think it's right before. It's the 30s.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  Huh. Um...

• 1:21:12Speaker 03

  There are Nazis in the movie, that's why I'm...

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  No, I figured. I forgot about that.

• 1:21:18Speaker 02

  They find an ark. There's a book. I think there's a cool book in it, so...

• 1:21:22Speaker 03

  Love a good book. The Ark of the Covenant. Dude, just, just go home and watch it. Like, you're being kind of like a prick at this point for not watching it.

• 1:21:29Speaker 02

  What have I done?

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  Oh, oh. I just haven't seen it.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  I know, but like you, like...

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  You haven't seen stuff.

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, but like, at this point, we've talked about it enough that like, just do it.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not convincing.

• 1:21:45Speaker 03

  It's a great movie. It's a...

• 1:21:46Speaker 02

  I would.

• 1:21:47Speaker 03

  Piece of American pa- I'm, I'll text Nicole and be like, "Get this guy to fucking watch Indiana Jones."

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  That's, that's, you know, that's a better route. I'm sure you can convince Nicole to watch fucking, uh, Indiana Jones.

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  I'm, I guarantee, I guarantee she has seen Indiana Jones.

• 1:22:02Speaker 02

  She may have, I don't know.

• 1:22:03Speaker 03

  I'll watch one of these movies that you like, that I've never seen, and then you watch a movie that I liked that you've never seen.

• 1:22:08Speaker 02

  I don't even need you to do that. I want you to just watch what you want to... And I also don't even, can't even think of a movie that would be like that.

• 1:22:14Speaker 03

  Cause I, I'm well-versed in movies.

• 1:22:16Speaker 02

  That is true. You have seen everything.

• 1:22:18Speaker 03

  That's not true.

• 1:22:19Speaker 02

  What have you not seen that's like a popular movie?

• 1:22:23Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  Recommend a book for him. He has to read.

• 1:22:26Speaker 03

  No, you got a better chance of fucking hell freezing over. That's not, that's not true. I'm reading right now. Um...

• 1:22:37Speaker 02

  What are you reading?

• 1:22:38Speaker 03

  Comic books.

• 1:22:40Speaker 03

  And I'm reading a book on like Marvel stuff. But it's not comic books. It's a, I'm not getting into this. Um, trying to think of a popular movie that I haven't seen that people would just be like, "What the hell"?

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Is there one that you have? I don't think so. You're also like a huge movie guy. Yeah, like I've seen, I've seen movies. Keith's seen everything too.

• 1:23:00Speaker 03

  Keith is one of those people that I think legitimately has seen most of what has come out.

• 1:23:04Speaker 02

  He literally will be like, "Yo, you gotta watch this movie", and it's just like, "I have never heard of anyone in it."

• 1:23:09Speaker 03

  I still haven't watched Oppenheimer.

• 1:23:11Speaker 02

  Me neither. I haven't seen Barbie.

• 1:23:13Speaker 03

  Ooh, I watched Barbie. I liked it. I enjoyed it.

• 1:23:15Speaker 02

  I haven't seen a lot of popular ones. I haven't seen either of those. I thought we were talking a little more like Indiana Jones era.

• 1:23:20Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, I am. I'm thinking of like, if you haven't seen like Wizard of Oz, or The Sandlot, or like... Oh, I've seen Wizard of Oz. I've seen it. I mean, you're just gonna go over most popular movies.

• 1:23:28Speaker 02

  Have you seen The Sound of Music?

• 1:23:29Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:23:29Speaker 02

  I saw it too. It's, it's whatever. I don't care.

• 1:23:32Speaker 03

  It's, I, I've not seen Citizen Kane.

• 1:23:34Speaker 02

  No, these are too old. I didn't mean that. I've seen Citizen Kane, actually. It's too...

• 1:23:38Speaker 03

  That's one of those things that like, it's like, you gotta go most po- yeah, most popular movie, because if you go like, best movies of all time, like, no, I haven't seen this like, French New Wave movie from 1960.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  I don't like...

• 1:23:49Speaker 03

  Shawshank, duh. Have you seen any James Bond movies?

• 1:23:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I don't remember which ones.

• 1:23:55Speaker 03

  I haven't seen the newer ones. I started watching...

• 1:23:58Speaker 02

  Hold on, go back to the top. Let's see, which is the first one we haven't seen?

• 1:24:01Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:24:02Speaker 02

  I've seen all these. Seen... Schindler's List, I haven't seen in a long time.

• 1:24:06Speaker 03

  I don't know what that is, but that one's too old. Twelve Angry Men, I've seen.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  That sounds familiar, but I may be confusing it with something else.

• 1:24:12Speaker 03

  Good, the Bad and the Ugly, I've not seen. All like those like...

• 1:24:14Speaker 02

  That's Clint Eastwood, right?

• 1:24:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, those like spaghetti westerns, I've never seen those.

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  I've seen it, but not like in its entirety, and I was like super young.

• 1:24:20Speaker 03

  If I have, I cannot remember it.

• 1:24:21Speaker 02

  Damn, I've seen a lot of these now that I think about it.

• 1:24:23Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, they're the most popular movies in the, for a reason.

• 1:24:26Speaker 02

  Seven, It's a Wonderful Life, Silence of the Lambs, Saving Private Ryan. I've never seen, uh, the Samurai movie.

• 1:24:31Speaker 03

  I've never seen Seven Samurai, but I want to watch it.

• 1:24:34Speaker 02

  Saving Private Ryan, I also didn't see until like three years ago.

• 1:24:37Speaker 03

  That's a, that's an intense movie.

• 1:24:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:39Speaker 03

  That's one of those that like...

• 1:24:40Speaker 02

  Oh, we're getting into ones I have not seen. Life is Beautiful, no idea, City of God, no idea what that is.

• 1:24:45Speaker 03

  I don't think I've seen City of God.

• 1:24:46Speaker 02

  Ooh, this is bad. Back to the Future, haven't seen any of them.

• 1:24:49Speaker 03

  That's a, uh, you can, you can watch the first and the second. The third, you can...

• 1:24:53Speaker 02

  Haven't seen any of them.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  Third one's Cowboys, that's cool.

• 1:24:55Speaker 02

  Kill Bill.

• 1:24:56Speaker 03

  Love Kill Bill, dude.

• 1:24:57Speaker 02

  I've seen it. I haven't seen that.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  Spirited Away? It's anime.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  Second one?

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  Oh, that, no, so that's a whole bloody affair. They, they re-released it last year, and like, they made the two movies into one.

• 1:25:09Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, it's the whole thing.

• 1:25:11Speaker 03

  Kill Bill, one and two are fucking incredible.

• 1:25:14Speaker 02

  Parasite is so good.

• 1:25:16Speaker 03

  Parasite was really good.

• 1:25:17Speaker 02

  I just watched it again recently.

• 1:25:18Speaker 03

  I've not seen The Pianist.

• 1:25:20Speaker 02

  Me neither. I'm not into shit like that. Is that a, uh, Brody?

• 1:25:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, nah, I'm not into it.

• 1:25:26Speaker 03

  I've also not seen the, the, uh, Brutalist. What's him in winning for IST movies?

• 1:25:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, he loves IST. Never seen Whiplash. American History X, I watched that recently. It's fucking crazy.

• 1:25:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, you would like, uh, Whiplash. It's, it's fun.

• 1:25:42Speaker 02

  It's just fucking...

• 1:25:43Speaker 03

  It's just fucking J.K. Simmons, verbally beating the shit out of Miles Teller.

• 1:25:48Speaker 02

  Hell, yeah. Nothing I love more than...

• 1:25:50Speaker 03

  Across the Spider-Verse and, uh, Into the Spider-Verse are two of my favorite movies.

• 1:25:56Speaker 02

  Django, unbelievable movie.

• 1:25:58Speaker 03

  Usual Suspects is good. A little yikes, but good.

• 1:26:01Speaker 02

  Oh, you ever see Alien?

• 1:26:02Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  Have I seen Alien? I'm always really good.

• 1:26:05Speaker 03

  Alien and Aliens are really good. I haven't seen Three or Resurrection.

• 1:26:09Speaker 02

  Fifteen of those.

• 1:26:10Speaker 03

  No, there's not that many.

• 1:26:11Speaker 02

  No? Well, there's a lot of Alien vs Predator.

• 1:26:13Speaker 03

  There's Alien, Aliens, Alien Three. Uh, Resurrection, if you count the Alien vs Predator, and then there's like Prometheus.

• 1:26:23Speaker 02

  Wally's up here at 57?

• 1:26:25Speaker 03

  What a fucking great movie.

• 1:26:27Speaker 02

  I just watched that recently for the first time. It's good.

• 1:26:30Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:26:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. First time I've ever seen it, and I was like, "Wow."

• 1:26:33Speaker 03

  I love it. So like, and like...

• 1:26:35Speaker 02

  That shit got me pissed off, though.

• 1:26:36Speaker 03

  At humans?

• 1:26:38Speaker 02

  Just like, whoever was fucking with Wally was pissing me off, dude. It was making me very sad.

• 1:26:44Speaker 03

  Raiders of the Lost Ark, there you go. Number 62. I haven't seen the new Dune movies. Dune Part One and Part Two.

• 1:26:51Speaker 02

  Oh! I saw one.

• 1:26:56Speaker 03

  I just...

• 1:26:57Speaker 02

  And it's very sandy.

• 1:26:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:59Speaker 02

  Too sandy for me. It's very sandy. It's very, uh, sci-fi-y. Oh, for sure. Glorious Bassards, could be my favorite movie.

• 1:27:07Speaker 03

  A lot of, a lot of like, modern sci-fi is built off of Dune and those original books.

• 1:27:12Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 1:27:12Speaker 03

  Like...

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  That makes sense. I mean, it's like sandy planets.

• 1:27:15Speaker 03

  Like, everything. Star Wars, literally like the same, they call it in Dune, spice, and then they call the same thing in Star Wars, spice. Like, it's like the drug.

• 1:27:24Speaker 02

  Hmm. Have you ever seen The Shining? Yeah, it's great. I've seen it in mad times. The Great Dictator, I actually watched that.

• 1:27:31Speaker 03

  You watched The Great Dictator?

• 1:27:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:27:33Speaker 03

  When the fuck did you watch The Great?

• 1:27:35Speaker 02

  I saw a clip of it once, and then I saw that they had it on HBO, so I was like, "I'm gonna watch it."

• 1:27:40Speaker 03

  Coco, holy fuck.

• 1:27:41Speaker 02

  Great movie. Good Will Hunting, have fucking beat that movie up in the last four years.

• 1:27:47Speaker 03

  Uh, Toy Story, I mean, I've seen that more than I can admit.

• 1:27:51Speaker 02

  Braveheart, low-key. I might have seen Braveheart because of my dad, like, I'm not kidding. No. That generation loves Braveheart.

• 1:27:58Speaker 03

  Brother, my dad had the, the, the two VHS thing, and played that movie a lot. I remember being young and being like, "Are they showing their dicks"?

• 1:28:08Speaker 02

  Oh, and at the end?

• 1:28:10Speaker 03

  And they were. They were showing their cocks.

• 1:28:11Speaker 02

  This and The Patriot.

• 1:28:13Speaker 03

  That is such a your dad movie.

• 1:28:15Speaker 02

  The Patriot, I think was, I can't remember it, but I remember watching it and being like, "Oh god, that was cool."

• 1:28:21Speaker 03

  We, every family has that one like dad movie that they watched way too early.

• 1:28:26Speaker 02

  Mine was Independence, not Independence Day, uh, Armageddon. No, no, no. In, uh, Deep Impact.

• 1:28:32Speaker 03

  Mine was Full Metal Jacket. I saw that as like an eight-year-old, and I was just like, huh, oh, huh, you know?

• 1:28:42Speaker 02

  I was watching that, and my mom was in the room, and then when I did blew his head off, she was like, "This is dumb."

• 1:28:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, and then it gets all so bad after that, when they go to Vietnam.

• 1:28:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's not great.

• 1:28:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:28:54Speaker 02

  Alright, well...

• 1:28:55Speaker 03

  Joker, Toy Story. Yo, Toy Story 3 might be the best Toy Story of them all.

• 1:29:00Speaker 02

  Lotso Hugging Bear? I don't know what that is.

• 1:29:02Speaker 03

  Lotso...

• 1:29:03Speaker 02

  Oh, oh.

• 1:29:04Speaker 03

  I was just about to... Now we're getting, see, like, we're getting into like Lawrence of Arabia, The Apartment.

• 1:29:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, but then we're, we're back though. It's like Heat, Scarface.

• 1:29:12Speaker 03

  Scarface is good, Reservoir Dogs good, dude, that one.

• 1:29:15Speaker 02

  That shit tore me to shreds, bro.

• 1:29:17Speaker 03

  There's like a lot of those old Billy Wilder movies, like Double Indemnity and stuff, that I haven't seen, just because I, I'm, like, it's not my job to watch stuff like that and know it. You know, like...

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:28Speaker 03

  I could see like, people being like, "Well, I, I'm a movie reviewer for a living, so I need to have seen Amelie."

• 1:29:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, well...

• 1:29:36Speaker 03

  Clockwork Orange. You've seen that.

• 1:29:38Speaker 02

  Of course. Fair enough. There we go, folks. I mean, that is all we have for today's episode. I don't know, we just went through a movie list for the last 10 minutes, I don't know why, but...

• 1:29:49Speaker 03

  Well, it's this episode, we go crazy. We started with me respectfully getting pissed on, and then now we're ending with movies.

• 1:29:57Speaker 02

  It's never-ending.

• 1:29:57Speaker 03

  Never.

• 1:29:58Speaker 02

  Where can they find you, Frank?

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  Uh, the Frank Albers all over social media, and, uh, at The Basement Yard all over social media, and like we said earlier, if you're coming to any of the shows, thebasementyard.com/submit, send in your pictures, let us know. Uh, we're really excited to get back after it, and then Patreon.com/TheBasement Yard.

• 1:30:13Speaker 02

  Hey, Ant?

• 1:30:14Speaker 03

  You can find me at AntPrisco on Instagram.

• 1:30:16Speaker 02

  You guys can follow me at Joe Santagato, and you can follow the show on TikTok and Instagram at The Basement Yard, and that is all. See you guys next time.