#568 - Frankie's Birthday Episode

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:30Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the ba-

• 0:36Speaker 02

  Welcome back to the basement yard. Birthday boy!

• 0:42Speaker 02

  I was gonna keep going, I'll be honest.

• 0:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought-

• 0:44Speaker 02

  I didn't wanna show-

• 0:44Speaker 03

  I was afraid you were gonna pass out for a second.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  You know, I was gonna put it in the weirdest way. I was gonna say like, "What that dang do?", meaning my vocal cords, but I don't think anyone's ever referred to their throat as "that dang".

• 0:54Speaker 03

  You're old now, you can't say stuff like that.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  And I can't say, I can't say things like that now. And we got you a little birthday cake!

• 1:01Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 1:01Speaker 02

  Oh! It's royalty-free, I swear to god!

• 1:08Speaker 02

  Neil, please, Neil! I'm gonna talk over it, I'm gonna talk over it, just in case it isn't royalty-free and they lied.

• 1:13Speaker 03

  Those candles are going out, if not already out.

• 1:16Speaker 02

  Oh, they stayed on! Yo, thank you! Hell, yeah! Yeah! Do I put these out like an adult?

• 1:26Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Do I? You're just kidding, you can stop.

• 1:30Speaker 03

  I think I pulled a muscle in my neck.

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Do I put these out like a-

• 1:33Speaker 03

  No, no, no, no, no, you're gonna blow, you idiot, it's your birthday!

• 1:36Speaker 02

  I mean, first of all-

• 1:38Speaker 03

  You gotta make a-

• 1:38Speaker 02

  You don't deserve to see what that dang do. I got it in.

• 1:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:44Speaker 03

  You have to make a wish, obviously.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Do I? Oh, should I do Joey, what I wish for every year? Just like, just permanent wealth and health.

• 1:54Speaker 03

  And what are you gonna wish for? An item?

• 1:58Speaker 03

  Money?

• 1:59Speaker 02

  I mean, technically, if I wish for something and then I get it myself, wish came true.

• 2:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:04Speaker 02

  Wish came true? I should probably go, right? What do I do? I don't know, there's a lot of pressure on me now.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  You can't tell us, though.

• 2:11Speaker 02

  Frank, it's a birthday cake.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  Do you close your eyes for wishes, or you keep them open?

• 2:17Speaker 03

  It's amazing that you can't do anything. It's amazing.

• 2:22Speaker 03

  It's also rare it's on your actual birthday, today.

• 2:28Speaker 02

  Damn, that was good, and now-

• 2:29Speaker 03

  Yo, I got, I got wax-

• 2:30Speaker 02

  And now we have to eat that, great.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Now we got-

• 2:37Speaker 03

  Still the same way.

• 2:38Speaker 02

  That might set something off in here, be careful.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  No, it'll be fine.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  Yo, what would you do if we're recording and then the fucking sprinklers start going off?

• 2:44Speaker 03

  Probably freeze. That's really bad, that would be really bad.

• 2:47Speaker 02

  We keep going, right?

• 2:48Speaker 03

  I'd be so upset, dude.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, because of the thousands of dollars of equipment, that would get in trouble.

• 2:53Speaker 03

  That would be the part that would upset me, yeah.

• 2:55Speaker 02

  I can't be the only one that's having this. Where are the plates, bitch?

• 2:58Speaker 03

  You know, you should've thought about that before you hocked a lungi on it there.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  I didn't hunk a lungi.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Hunk a lungi?

• 3:04Speaker 02

  I didn't hunk a lungi, I gave it a-

• 3:05Speaker 03

  You also have to, this is a wish too, first cut, wish.

• 3:08Speaker 02

  Oh, do you, my family does the whole like-

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Wow, no, my family doesn't do that.

• 3:14Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like a Greek thing.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  Does your family do the like-

• 3:17Speaker 02

  Face in the fucking cake! No, and I'm glad we don't, because I saw one where it was like- You know how like, certain tier cakes have like, they have steaks in them-

• 3:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  To like, keep them from toppling over? And I saw one and it was a fucking steak in someone's eye.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  Good.

• 3:30Speaker 02

  Don't wanna do that.

• 3:31Speaker 03

  I hate that tradition. Also, like, there's too many traditions around birthdays. Wipe the name, cut the cake, sing the thing, make a birthday.

• 3:39Speaker 02

  Wipe the name, like it's a diaper? What the fu- I've never even heard of that one.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  You wipe the name out?

• 3:43Speaker 02

  Oh, I've never heard of that one.

• 3:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, you got a schmee-y name.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Schmee-y name. I will tell you, it was always a fight in our house, because Carvel Ice Cream Cake was always the ice cream cake to go to.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:52Speaker 02

  It was always a fight to get the gel writing or the gel balloons.

• 3:56Speaker 03

  The balloons I wanted, but the balloons, looking back, are like, alright. It's a lot of, lot of goop.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  It's just like a, it's almost like waxy kinda?

• 4:06Speaker 03

  Oh, I haven't had any waxy ones.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  It's not like as tasty as I thought.

• 4:09Speaker 03

  Ooh, but they-

• 4:13Speaker 03

  I thought that was gonna make noise.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  You gotta blow hard enough. Show us with that-

• 4:16Speaker 03

  I almost forgot, we got you birthday hat.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Oh, I hit the camera.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  It's alright.

• 4:22Speaker 03

  Drilled the camera.

• 4:23Speaker 02

  What, first of all, this is certainly not royalty-free. You know, someone's gonna want their cut of this hat.

• 4:29Speaker 03

  We paid for it!

• 4:33Speaker 02

  It's got the big four on it, the original four. Alright, so what am I doing?

• 4:37Speaker 03

  Wait, wait. What is this?

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Oh, a little sash, why's it pink? Birthday girl.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  Right.

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 4:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. This is the sash, which also-

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Says birthday girl.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, they didn't, they didn't have many options. What is this thing?

• 4:52Speaker 02

  Is that the, the tag?

• 4:55Speaker 03

  Also what? It says on/off.

• 4:58Speaker 02

  Does it go on?

• 4:59Speaker 03

  I don't know. The fuck is this?

• 5:02Speaker 02

  This is probably-

• 5:03Speaker 03

  Aunt, you bought an electric one?

• 5:04Speaker 02

  Does it light up?

• 5:05Speaker 03

  I don't know, does it?

• 5:06Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 5:07Speaker 03

  Is it light? Nope. I don't know, here.

• 5:08Speaker 02

  It's broken. It's your birthday.

• 5:11Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 5:12Speaker 02

  Enjoy your birthday!

• 5:13Speaker 03

  Oh, there's supposed to be lights!

• 5:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. I don't know, man. Well, Frank's turning 34 years old today. Today is his actual birthday, so by the-

• 5:21Speaker 03

  I'm recording, we should, we should specify that.

• 5:23Speaker 02

  There we go!

• 5:24Speaker 03

  By the ti-

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Yeah! Oh, that looks nice.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Well...

• 5:32Speaker 02

  There he is.

• 5:32Speaker 03

  Wow!

• 5:33Speaker 02

  The birthday girl, in a birthday world. Damn. I think this is the only time we've recorded an episode on a birthday, apparently.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Probably, yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  I think we've somehow done it like, five times for you.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  Not on my birthday.

• 5:47Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 5:49Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're new. Yeah, who fucking, you don't know what the hell you're talking about?

• 5:53Speaker 03

  Alright, give it a cut, give us a cut.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Do I go for it?

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Give us a wish!

• 5:56Speaker 02

  I already blew it out, the wish is gone.

• 5:58Speaker 03

  No, there's another wish.

• 5:58Speaker 02

  Oh, the sample of bingo. No, you just make the first cut and wish at the same time.

• 6:02Speaker 03

  Do you do the-

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Why are you holding a knife like that?

• 6:04Speaker 03

  Do you do the first piece goes to the birthday person?

• 6:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, if you, yeah.

• 6:08Speaker 03

  Gender's non-specific.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:11Speaker 03

  Might be hard.

• 6:13Speaker 02

  Well, it's an ice cream cake.

• 6:15Speaker 03

  God, I love ice cream cake, it's so good.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah!

• 6:19Speaker 02

  Let me know how much crunchies are in there.

• 6:21Speaker 03

  I'll tell you right now, where's my fucking plate?

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Oh, I have birthday-

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Joe also has a birthday plate.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  Do you also have plates?

• 6:26Speaker 03

  They're-

• 6:27Speaker 02

  They're gay.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  They're gay.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  They are gay. So I'm the gay birthday girl with a Pokemon hat?

• 6:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  We're covering all bases here.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't hate that.

• 6:35Speaker 03

  You want a piece of cake?

• 6:36Speaker 02

  I wouldn't throw that.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Oh, you think you'd do it?

• 6:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, look. Oh, what a professional cut on my part.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  Well, I didn't get that, how about that? Oh, I almost nailed that.

• 6:43Speaker 02

  That almost got that, come on, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

• 6:46Speaker 03

  Alright, one more, one more.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Go, go, go! You can do it!

• 6:49Speaker 03

  Oh, you had it almost again!

• 6:50Speaker 02

  Throw it, more to the, oh, throw it more to the left! No, that way.

• 6:54Speaker 03

  We're running out of plates, I think.

• 6:55Speaker 02

  I fucked up.

• 6:56Speaker 03

  Shit!

• 6:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I'm sorry. Go pick up a plate.

• 6:58Speaker 03

  You gotta get one of those, that one's good.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  He did that on purpose to see you crawl like a little pig.

• 7:03Speaker 03

  Probably.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  We're gonna let that go, 'cause this is his birthday, but that's alright. Oh, do I got free carte blanche to say we would do whatever I want today?

• 7:10Speaker 03

  You know, sh- no.

• 7:13Speaker 02

  Let's be honest. So that's for you. What's gonna stop me? Yes, this is the first cake piece for the birthday boy. You wanna give me your plate?

• 7:19Speaker 03

  That sentence whooped your ass. I can't be one, alright, wait, here, take one.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  Oh!

• 7:33Speaker 02

  Yo-

• 7:33Speaker 03

  Wow, you're scooping it.

• 7:34Speaker 02

  I'm scoop-

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  That's a perfect-

• 7:37Speaker 03

  Yo, you're, you're cutting thick mamas, I'm not gonna lie to you.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  I gotcha, I gotcha, I mean, it's ice cream cake, at? You guessed it, 11:00 in the morning.

• 7:43Speaker 03

  Yeah!

• 7:45Speaker 02

  And I'm sure this isn't gonna turn my mouth blue.

• 7:47Speaker 03

  Oh, where's your plate? I need to give you a piece.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  I'll come.

• 7:49Speaker 03

  'Cause if you don't have a piece, it's bad luck for birthday person.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Now we're just making them up. That one, but you know what? Who's gonna fight me on that one?

• 7:54Speaker 03

  Honestly?

• 7:56Speaker 02

  Little piece?

• 7:57Speaker 03

  Little piece.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  You're getting a little piece. You're getting the same size as Joey and I, because we're-

• 8:00Speaker 03

  The way that you cut-

• 8:01Speaker 02

  All equal parts.

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  Is driving me up the wall.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Why?

• 8:04Speaker 03

  Because you're cutting like this.

• 8:06Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm, I want to be delicate and gentle to this beautiful birthday cake that you guys took the effort to get for me.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  But you cut like that. Oh, you've made a mess.

• 8:16Speaker 02

  You said that like a parent, come on.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  Oh, you've made a mess. Give me the, so it's gonna melt, give me the cake?

• 8:21Speaker 02

  No, you get it. It's my birthday. I gotcha, I got-

• 8:24Speaker 03

  He's that guy. Now he's stopping.

• 8:27Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, here, here, here, here, here! Ooh, ooh, I'm a fucking filthy pig!

• 8:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're hype.

• 8:37Speaker 02

  I like, I like-

• 8:38Speaker 03

  You like my birthday?

• 8:39Speaker 02

  I do, I enjoy my birthday. Becca on the way here was just like, I was talking to her on the phone and she's like, "Are you gonna be one of those people that doesn't enjoy their birthday anymore?" I don't think so. I like my birthday.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  I don't think so either.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Always have, always will.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  I think that you're like, since you like the nostalgia and like, childlike, you know, you have like a childlike wonder, like, of course you would like birthdays. 'Cause like, that's like, I feel like, a birthday is nostalgic.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  I feel like there's a tinge of something there that you're trying to-

• 9:06Speaker 02

  You have a childlike wonder and you love nostalgia?

• 9:08Speaker 03

  I do.

• 9:09Speaker 02

  That's why I said that.

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  And there's nothing wrong with that.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Who said that?

• 9:14Speaker 03

  You're on the defense, buddy.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  I am. I'm sorry, I'm excited. God, this is perfect. I will tell you this, this is now taking my, my second place. This is my second favorite cake now. Becca's cheesecake is bop, bop, bop, bop to the top, baby.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  I'm back, did you miss me?

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Over ice cream cake?

• 9:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  Whoa.

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Did you miss me? I'm back.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Didn't even know you were gone. I don't know what this is, the blue? Whatever the blue is, is the greatest tasting thing I've ever had.

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Ganache?

• 9:44Speaker 02

  No, there's no way they're pumping out ganache.

• 9:46Speaker 03

  I may not have no fucking idea what ganache even is.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  It's Carvel, it's not, you know, French.

• 9:51Speaker 03

  Ooh, it's cold.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  It's ice cream!

• 9:54Speaker 03

  It's ice cream! That's true. It was a little colder than I expected.

• 9:58Speaker 02

  Ooh, it's cold!

• 9:59Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  Now we're talking, baby! The fucking episode is gonna-

• 10:06Speaker 03

  I could see the ice cream melting in your mouth when you yelled that. This is a great cake. The chocolate crunchies in an ice cream cake are outrageous.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  You know what these fucking idiots do from Carvel?

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Who?

• 10:19Speaker 02

  Carvel.

• 10:20Speaker 03

  I meant what?

• 10:22Speaker 02

  They make an ice cream flavor in their ice cream shop that's just the cake, but in a big tub.

• 10:31Speaker 02

  And it's fucking good, dude. It's got the crunchies in there. It's got it all. I'm not quite sure what this is, because I know it's vanilla, but it's not at the same time, you know? It's like white, but like also like-

• 10:44Speaker 03

  Nah, it's vanilla, come on.

• 10:45Speaker 02

  Nah, it's something else. There's something else in there that I can't quite put my finger on.

• 10:50Speaker 03

  Crack cocaine?

• 10:51Speaker 02

  Honestly, I'm not kidding, it might be. I like to separate, oh boy, I probably shouldn't say this.

• 10:57Speaker 03

  You like to separate the white and the brown? Yup.

• 11:01Speaker 04

  It's his birthday.

• 11:02Speaker 03

  You know, I can just tell from that bite too, you put the black crunchies with the brown and separated that from the white.

• 11:08Speaker 02

  It was an equal distribution.

• 11:10Speaker 03

  Of the black.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  I don't like how you're making this a race thing.

• 11:14Speaker 03

  Really? Me?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  What? I like to separate my foods on my plates and stuff like that. I will say.

• 11:24Speaker 02

  You're back.

• 11:26Speaker 02

  Sorry.

• 11:33Speaker 02

  It's just for me.

• 11:33Speaker 04

  That's a thumbnail right there.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  It's Frank's birthday.

• 11:39Speaker 03

  You're not gonna, yeah. What are you doing?

• 11:42Speaker 02

  It's so good.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Are you making your mouth blue?

• 11:45Speaker 02

  You have a lot of pictures of me with my mouth blue.

• 11:49Speaker 03

  Um, I think the proper way to say that is that your mouth's blue a lot.

• 11:57Speaker 03

  Not that I hoard pictures.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  You hoard, you probably have more pictures of me with my mouth agape on your phone than any other person.

• 12:06Speaker 03

  Certainly not the way to say that. Certainly not. Certainly a misleading sentence.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  I mean, it's true. We have the one from San Diego.

• 12:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, because you ate cotton candy.

• 12:16Speaker 02

  I was at a baseball game. What was I supposed to do?

• 12:19Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Not eat cotton candy?

• 12:22Speaker 04

  No one else we were with ate cotton candy?

• 12:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, because no one else is as fun as I am.

• 12:26Speaker 03

  You like cotton candy?

• 12:27Speaker 02

  I just like being the fun, like just enjoying the fun parts of life. And guess what? Sometimes it's free cotton candy.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this. You put me somewhere where there's free food, I'm trying everything they got.

• 12:40Speaker 03

  You tried all the food in the thing?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  Yup.

• 12:42Speaker 03

  Did you?

• 12:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. It was good.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  Are you, are you a big buffet guy?

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Bro, that was a big buy hello, brother.

• 12:48Speaker 03

  I love a buffet. You love a buffet?

• 12:53Speaker 02

  Just taking a little bit of this and that.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  How do you go about choosing? You know what I'm saying? Like, do you take the one at the front? Do you try to get the middle? You're like, let me go with the back?

• 13:01Speaker 02

  It depends on what it is. Like, if we're looking at like the thing of bacon, I look for the crunchiest pieces, which are normally sometimes in the middle.

• 13:11Speaker 03

  How are you still chewing?

• 13:14Speaker 02

  This cake is whooping my fucking ass.

• 13:17Speaker 03

  He's chewing a meltable.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  But I look for like the crunchiest, and then with the sausages, if they're links, I'm fully in. If they fucking dare to give me sausage patties, I'm not taking a single one.

• 13:30Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, fuck that.

• 13:32Speaker 03

  I actually enjoy a patty. I mean, I like a link better, but-

• 13:35Speaker 02

  A patty gets drier quicker, because there's no fucking protective layering.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  You know what I mean?

• 13:41Speaker 03

  Protective layering, yeah, I know what you mean.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Like a link, it's snappy and shit, but I take a little bit-

• 13:46Speaker 03

  Bro, let me tell you something, you're gonna be, you're gonna like this.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  I love this.

• 13:48Speaker 03

  So yesterday, you know how like, sometimes I tell you Nicole makes those like, hot dogs that aren't hot dogs?

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're getting there. Close, close.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  So she, she ain't gonna, but she made those hot dogs yesterday. Dude, I don't know what was going on. I bit into this thing twice. Same dog, it squirted across the room.

• 14:07Speaker 03

  I'm not kidding.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 03

  If I bit into it and it landed like, on your desk, it flew.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  But be honest-

• 14:14Speaker 03

  I got in big trouble, because it ruined some books and they got on the rug.

• 14:17Speaker 02

  Oh no, oh no, the books.

• 14:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, don't get me started on these fucking coffee table books. There's a million of them.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Dude, I, I think like, that made you, like, you wouldn't have said that that was a measure of success of a good sausage or a good hot dog, but then it happened and you're just like, I kinda need my hot dogs to squirt across the room like this.

• 14:39Speaker 03

  The second one I learned, so I started, I put holes in it and I turned it upside down, and then I took a bite, and then she started peeing out her, you know, out the bottom.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, she sat and squirted?

• 14:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, she was kinda like peeing out the front of the bun, and I was like, alright. And it was kinda like, it was like a milky tush.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 14:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I didn't, I was kinda like, it's not appetizing.

• 14:59Speaker 02

  That's why I'm, I'm like not fully on board with healthy hot dogs, because like-

• 15:04Speaker 03

  I don't even know what it was.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  I'm, exactly. If I get a regular hot dog, I at least know that I don't know what it is.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  Well, it wasn't a veggie. It was like a-

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Like a soy?

• 15:14Speaker 03

  Or like a tofu? I don't think it was tofu.

• 15:17Speaker 02

  I'll tell you right now, I will call up Nicole and scream into the phone if I hear that she gives you a tofu dog.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  No, tofu I'm not like crazy about. It's like I'm eating like an eraser.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, it tastes like I'm eating nothing.

• 15:30Speaker 03

  Like a marshmallow that doesn't have a taste.

• 15:33Speaker 02

  It tastes like I'm just biting into the like underside of a mattress.

• 15:39Speaker 03

  Or like, you know what it, you know what it reminds me of? You know when they really compound like recycling and they make like big whatever, but they, if they did that with moths? That's what that would kinda be like, you know what I mean?

• 15:51Speaker 02

  Really, really good one, yeah.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Like a lot of compounded moths.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  Like, if I just like somehow got a silk spider to just shoot its silk into my mouth, I feel like I would get more nutritional value out of that than tofu.

• 16:01Speaker 03

  Is that all spiders, or are there specific silk spiders?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  I believe silk spiders are a specific set of spiders.

• 16:06Speaker 03

  And is it jizz or is it pee? Or is it some other?

• 16:09Speaker 02

  That's a good question. I don't think it's jizz.

• 16:13Speaker 03

  This is silk spider jizz? And, do you wanna do, uh, do you wanna do your job for a second?

• 16:20Speaker 04

  Trying to pass you a secret note.

• 16:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:22Speaker 02

  Trying to pass a secret note that you forgot to start the timer?

• 16:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's at fifteen minutes though.

• 16:25Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, hold on, I'm gonna take-

• 16:27Speaker 04

  Is spider silk jizz? I heard it though.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna take a big ol' bite.

• 16:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:31Speaker 02

  I don't want you to watch. I feel like it's gonna be a mess.

• 16:34Speaker 03

  How could I not look? Do we wanna phrase exactly like that?

• 16:39Speaker 03

  You're disgusting.

• 16:43Speaker 03

  Jesus. Um, it's not semen, but male spiders do use a special mat of silk called a sperm web to handle their reproductive fluids. That feels like a yes and no. That feels like a cer- regular spider silk is made of strong protein fibers. That's jizz, baby.

• 17:02Speaker 02

  Well, huh?

• 17:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  How do you know that?

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Protein?

• 17:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  Don't worry, it's just all over.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  Sorry, I'm, I know people are gonna hate me now.

• 17:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, I don't know.

• 17:20Speaker 04

  When a male spider grows up, he weaves a small silk mat, then ejects sperm onto it.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  I mean-

• 17:26Speaker 03

  Oh, so that's kind of like the, uh, the sock.

• 17:28Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  The, the towel.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  I never got that.

• 17:32Speaker 02

  I mean, people jerk off in socks. I-

• 17:35Speaker 03

  Why would anyone do that?

• 17:36Speaker 02

  I'll be honest with you, I've never done that.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  Me neither.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  I, but apparently they like load it up, excuse me, let me fix my sash. They like load it up with like lotion and then just crank their shit into this safe space.

• 17:48Speaker 03

  I, I don't, I don't, I've never done, have you?

• 17:51Speaker 04

  Uh, no.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  That's a yeah.

• 17:53Speaker 04

  No, it's because-

• 17:53Speaker 02

  That's a full yes, brother.

• 17:54Speaker 04

  No, because I was just, I was under-

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Watch this, watch this. Have you done it?

• 17:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  Have I done it? No. Have you?

• 18:00Speaker 04

  No.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  See?

• 18:01Speaker 04

  But I was, I was just understanding of why, I think.

• 18:04Speaker 02

  I mean, what could that mean?

• 18:06Speaker 04

  Like, it was like just a no cleanup kinda thing, right?

• 18:09Speaker 02

  You have empathy for the way people jerk off in a socks. I get it.

• 18:12Speaker 03

  But also like, even in like movies where you're like, a guy like is sitting on his bed and he's got a mountain of tissues and jergens, I'm like, I've never done that either.

• 18:19Speaker 02

  Brother, I will tell you, I have seen people, let me back up a little bit.

• 18:24Speaker 03

  Back up, birthday girl.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  When I was an RA, at the end of the year, after everyone moved out, we would have to-

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude. We would have to like go through the rooms to make sure like, oh, this person didn't do any damage to the room or leave anything behind, because people would get charged, you know, to like have us store it or ship it or repair it or whatever. There was one kid's room, I remember very specifically, we went in there, and it, first of all, stunk.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Like what?

• 18:57Speaker 02

  You know what it smelled like. You know those, those fucking trees in Astoria that you walk by and they had the little shit berries on them?

• 19:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, the come trees.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  The come trees. It smelled like that mixed in with like the upper inner parts of your asshole.

• 19:11Speaker 03

  What kind of weekend did he have?

• 19:13Speaker 02

  Fuck a weekend. It was a whole year. And then we moved the bed, and we saw tissues and-

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Oh, you saw paraphernalia.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  Fuck paraphernalia. We saw the fucking murder victim crime tool, whatever.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  God.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  He was murdering sperm. What an insane episode. I mean, if the music didn't get us demonetized, it is absolutely gone now.

• 19:36Speaker 03

  No, I sang over it, we're fine.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, but then, then there was another story that, this didn't happen to me specifically, but someone I worked with told the story that they found someone's used flashlight. And it like-

• 19:47Speaker 03

  We're going off this. It's your birthday, I'm done with this. Are you kidding me?

• 19:50Speaker 02

  Well, you don't wanna talk about used flashlights on my birthday?

• 19:52Speaker 03

  No, I would rather talk about you and your birthday and not, and not a random person's-

• 19:59Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not opposed to that.

• 20:01Speaker 03

  So you're thirty-four now?

• 20:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I am. See, first of all, that was Kevin Hart. I know what you did there. You're just doing Kevin Hart on, what was that?

• 20:11Speaker 03

  His own show, I think.

• 20:12Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:13Speaker 04

  Don Cheadle, I think.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  It was Don Cheadle.

• 20:16Speaker 04

  Sorry, that was just, that was coming.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  Uh, you're thirty-four.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Thirty-four.

• 20:19Speaker 03

  And how are you feeling? And you feeling, you feeling old? You feeling cricking your necks and stuff?

• 20:23Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. I mean, the, the necks.

• 20:26Speaker 03

  You cracking, you making a lot of moans when you get up and sit down?

• 20:28Speaker 02

  My toes hurt randomly.

• 20:30Speaker 03

  Your toes hurt?

• 20:30Speaker 02

  Yes, they do.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  Interesting.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  Uh, I did have a, uh, I did have like an-

• 20:36Speaker 00

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• 20:56Speaker 02

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• 21:06Speaker 02

  Old person moment last night.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Oh, last night?

• 21:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was in the shower and um, I was getting ready to like wash myself.

• 21:15Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 21:17Speaker 03

  What do you mean you were getting ready to wash?

• 21:19Speaker 02

  I was like, just like, so I do a pre-wa- I do a, I go in, I do a rinse, you know, I do my things. And then I, then I lather up and get the soap ready to get everything wet.

• 21:30Speaker 03

  That was you spreading your ass, to be clear.

• 21:33Speaker 02

  I mean, there was no specific.

• 21:35Speaker 03

  You went like this and then also this.

• 21:37Speaker 02

  I, I, I'm just doing hand things.

• 21:39Speaker 03

  No problem. You're soaking wet now.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  I'm just, and then I was getting the, uh, the soap all conjured and bubbly and soapy. And I smelt, uh, my grandmother.

• 21:51Speaker 03

  Like, like a holy spirit?

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Not like a, like she is coming down and watching over me, which what a time to watch over.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  But like I smell and it was like, oh my God, that's what my grandmother smelled like. And I realized that like I'm approaching that.

• 22:06Speaker 03

  But, but mathematically you're not.

• 22:08Speaker 02

  I mean mathematically.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  That like you just naturally as you age, you will start to smell like your grandmother?

• 22:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  Okay. I feel like I've smelled your grandma before and I, and I, I don't want to.

• 22:21Speaker 02

  You can, you can.

• 22:22Speaker 03

  I love her.

• 22:23Speaker 02

  She didn't smell great.

• 22:26Speaker 03

  You know?

• 22:27Speaker 02

  I know. It's all right. That's why I was worried.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  So you were in there going, what's that?

• 22:31Speaker 02

  You've never been in the bathroom and smelled something and just be like, dad?

• 22:36Speaker 03

  Uh, no.

• 22:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, you have.

• 22:39Speaker 03

  I've been in a deli and smelled my dad for sure. Yeah.

• 22:43Speaker 02

  You sure?

• 22:44Speaker 03

  He smells like prosciutto.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  I love that. I don't hate that.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like a spiced meat.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Like a dry cured meat.

• 22:54Speaker 03

  Just a, just a counter. Yeah. Like a deli counter.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I mean, I mean, maybe we can get into therapy about this because you do love your cured meats.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  Hey, maybe we should talk about you in the shower smelling your grandma.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:07Speaker 03

  That feels like a different type of.

• 23:08Speaker 02

  I just like, it was a moment where I was just like, oh my God, like I'm going to grow up and smell like my grandmother did, which was not pleasant.

• 23:14Speaker 04

  Did you smell like your grandma? Was this before or after you spread your butt cheeks?

• 23:18Speaker 03

  It's after we got that.

• 23:20Speaker 02

  No one said I was spreading anything. I.

• 23:23Speaker 04

  No, we saw from the hands.

• 23:24Speaker 02

  I was just doing hand things.

• 23:26Speaker 03

  But you do spread. Of course you spread it. Your ass in the shower. We're all spreading our ass in the shower. If we're not, we're not cleaning our ass.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  All right. Since we're all in this together, I, I do spread my.

• 23:35Speaker 03

  You spread your ass. Do you spread your ass?

• 23:36Speaker 04

  Oh, I thought we were gonna get him with a haha.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  Oh my God.

• 23:40Speaker 03

  You got him.

• 23:41Speaker 02

  What an idiot.

• 23:42Speaker 03

  No, dude, I'm over there. I'm letting it, you know?

• 23:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I just don't smell my grandma after.

• 23:46Speaker 03

  No, me neither. I get direct contact with the shower head to my heiny.

• 23:51Speaker 02

  Oh, you're bending over like that?

• 23:53Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm not like.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  I'm not like going over and like getting this thing to pressure wash me.

• 23:57Speaker 03

  No, I'm not like a trapeze artist.

• 23:59Speaker 02

  That's what the bidet is for.

• 24:02Speaker 03

  Yeah. No, it's not pressure washing my ass. It's not doing that.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  Bidet's got some, they got some pressure to it.

• 24:09Speaker 03

  But I'm not like, you know, banking on my spine, funneling the water down perfectly through my crack to clean my butt. I'm cleaning my butt.

• 24:18Speaker 02

  I mean, I think I've figured out a way to kind of like maneuver my back. So it creates like a river delta right above my asshole. You know what I mean? Like it knows.

• 24:27Speaker 03

  So you don't, you don't open up, you don't park the seat?

• 24:30Speaker 02

  A little bit, but not to the point.

• 24:32Speaker 03

  Brother, you gotta get in there and fucking heal.

• 24:34Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  Not to brag.

• 24:37Speaker 03

  You use your back to get to your asshole?

• 24:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, brother. It's like you're like manu- you could figure out how to get the water to go a certain way.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  What are you, an air bender? What is that?

• 24:47Speaker 02

  I'm not an air bender.

• 24:48Speaker 03

  It's like fucking.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  I believe it'd be water bending.

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Water bending?

• 24:51Speaker 02

  Water bending. That is true.

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just bending.

• 24:54Speaker 02

  We, we, we've heard and we.

• 24:56Speaker 03

  I'm bending and spreading.

• 24:57Speaker 02

  I, I mean, it's like one of those things where like you can like go like this and do that to yourself right now. You could feel like a trench in your back. Peaks and valleys. So if I create a valley going down my back directly into my asshole.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  The water has one way to go.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, but you're just, you're relying on like, you know, are you familiar with erosion?

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have human skin.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Years. It takes thousands of years.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have human skin, not constantly running water down my fucking, you know?

• 25:29Speaker 03

  That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying if there is residue in your.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  In order to erode that away, it's going to take thousands of years with your little river. This is why you gotta get in there and fucking.

• 25:39Speaker 02

  But the river, the river is not meant to clean it. The river is just meant to like, you know how when you fucking have.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  What's meant to clean it then? This is the issue.

• 25:47Speaker 02

  The soap. The soap is meant to clean it.

• 25:48Speaker 03

  How's the soap get in there?

• 25:49Speaker 02

  That gets next. That's the next part of it. This is like the idea of when you have a bowl of cereal, you pre dunk your cereal into the milk just to get it wet. To introduce a little moisture.

• 25:59Speaker 03

  How's the soap get in there?

• 26:00Speaker 02

  I lather it up and I fucking throw it in there.

• 26:03Speaker 03

  Oh, so you get in there.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  I get in there, but I'm not at that point yet.

• 26:07Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  If you took 10 seconds to let me explain.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  I was just asking if you're bent over in the shower on your birthday. Is that a big deal?

• 26:13Speaker 04

  I thought you were also putting soap at the top like a butt cleaning luge.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  That's what I thought. That's what I, I'll tell you exactly how I shower. Cause I know that's what you guys are afraid to ask.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  Like we've heard this before, but I, now I, this, this back luge is a new thing.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  The back luge is just to introduce water to my body. It's not in replacement of soap. It's not taking the place of cleaning. It is just like pre dunking my butt into water.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  That's all it is.

• 26:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  And there's nothing wrong with that.

• 26:46Speaker 03

  I didn't say that.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  And then after it's wet, I feel like the soap does a better job at adhering and cleaning when there is also water there.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're boys. They've, you gotta make the soap feel comfortable. I know what water is.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Like go, go into the shower and try to dry rub your skin with a bar of soap. It comes out like a film on there. You want to get it a wet on wet. So it soaps up.

• 27:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 27:12Speaker 02

  That's all I was saying.

• 27:12Speaker 03

  Familiar.

• 27:13Speaker 02

  Well, that's all I was saying.

• 27:14Speaker 03

  Well, you, you danced around your butt a little bit.

• 27:17Speaker 02

  I think you were just astonished at the fact that I can bend water down my back at will.

• 27:25Speaker 03

  At will?

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  No, I'm not, I'm not astonished. I'm just saying like, you know, you're, you're taking a long way. You could just like take a direct flight, bang, right to your butt.

• 27:35Speaker 02

  Do me a favor. Next time you shower, go in there and just be Goldberg. Just like, you know, like and like you'll see you can maneuver water down your back.

• 27:46Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah. I know that the, the water gets there.

• 27:49Speaker 04

  Would this be a FaceTime situation? Just, just to prove it?

• 27:52Speaker 03

  You're a freak.

• 27:54Speaker 04

  It's my alone time in my shower.

• 27:55Speaker 02

  I mean, that was my, like, I was known as like a fa- a shower FaceTimer for years.

• 28:01Speaker 03

  Exclusively. I stopped picking up FaceTimes. Cause I'm like, I know he's showering.

• 28:05Speaker 04

  Was I allowed to say that you FaceTimed me in the bath or no?

• 28:08Speaker 02

  I, I think we said I was gonna do it on this episode. We said I was gonna do it and then I did confirm do it.

• 28:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, he did do it. Yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Oh, and you made sure that your penis wasn't in the reflection?

• 28:17Speaker 04

  Oh, it was just face. It was just face.

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Neck up, baby.

• 28:18Speaker 04

  Yeah, it was just face.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Also, you couldn't have seen anything. Bubbles.

• 28:21Speaker 04

  And dark.

• 28:22Speaker 03

  What? Dark?

• 28:23Speaker 04

  It was dark in there. Yeah.

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Oh, I might have lit candles.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  I think I might have lit candles.

• 28:26Speaker 04

  Oh shit, you were taking yourself on a little honeymoon?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  Listen, man, I like to promote my own self-care and I'm gonna light some candles for myself every now and then.

• 28:34Speaker 04

  And he was a man of his word and he did it.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  It's nice. And then you called me.

• 28:39Speaker 03

  He was in the tub.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  No, he was streaming. It was during the cardathon. But I got, we, Anne and I sometimes joke. Like the scariest thing that can happen is a, just an unannounced phone call from Joey.

• 28:52Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, it's the worst.

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Or an 8 a.m. text, yo.

• 28:55Speaker 04

  No, that's actually the worst.

• 28:57Speaker 02

  That's scary, but I mean.

• 28:58Speaker 03

  Those are just reserved for things that are fucked.

• 29:01Speaker 04

  Exactly.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Just imagine though, like, cause he doesn't call people often and I don't think he's a big phone call type of guy. But imagine just an unannounced phone call from him.

• 29:13Speaker 02

  At 10:00 in the morning.

• 29:14Speaker 04

  The problem is when he texts you yo at 8:00 in the morning, you know it's bad. But the problem is he doesn't start the text any different at like 2:00 P.M.

• 29:22Speaker 03

  Well, because I start, cause if I'm gonna text you and I need you to answer quickly or like I, or something like that, I'll say yo, hoping that

• 29:30Speaker 04

  Unassuming.

• 29:31Speaker 03

  You answer by the time I'm done telling you what's going on.

• 29:33Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 29:33Speaker 03

  You know what I mean?

• 29:34Speaker 04

  Got it. So he like sneaks, the Trojan horses me with the yo.

• 29:36Speaker 03

  I'm actually trying to help. No, no, no. 8 a.m. Yo is bad.

• 29:40Speaker 04

  Oh, I know.

• 29:41Speaker 03

  Um, but if I.

• 29:44Speaker 03

  But, but if I wrote out this whole thing and sent it to you and I didn't hear from you for like 45 minutes, I, that would be 45 minutes of like, I'm in my own hell.

• 29:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, that happens to me because I often put my phone down. So I'll, I'll text and then put my phone down for two hours and then pick it up and be like, I didn't, I never answer.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  Two hours.

• 30:05Speaker 02

  There have been, there have been longer.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  15.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  There have been.

• 30:07Speaker 03

  Frank will continue a conversation 15 hours later, like, like 15 hours didn't pass. And I'm like, oh, where were you? Cryogenically frozen?

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:17Speaker 03

  And you're just like, oh, oh yeah, no, yeah, no problem. I'm like, what? No problem. It's a different day.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  It's bad. It's bad. And I've been working on it. I think you could say that I have made passes in the right direction. But the point that I was trying to make is that you unannounced calling me at 10:30 in the morning scared the fucking shit out of me.

• 30:36Speaker 04

  That's fair.

• 30:36Speaker 02

  And it was just so I could sing Aerosmith's, I Don't Want to Miss a Thing. Want to say.

• 30:43Speaker 03

  How much of the song did you do?

• 30:44Speaker 02

  He asked me to do specifically the like, the, the high note.

• 30:48Speaker 03

  And even when I dread that one.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Can you do it? Seriously?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  No.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 30:55Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm saying no.

• 30:57Speaker 02

  Can you try?

• 30:59Speaker 03

  I'd like to not.

• 31:00Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  That's fine.

• 31:01Speaker 02

  This guy doesn't understand entertainment.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  That's how you say no, ladies and gentlemen.

• 31:04Speaker 04

  Setting healthy boundaries.

• 31:05Speaker 03

  That's what it is.

• 31:07Speaker 02

  You literally just asked me about the way in which I spread my ass cheeks.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  And you could have said, I don't want to answer. However, we got the luge.

• 31:15Speaker 02

  You know what?

• 31:15Speaker 03

  That's how we get the luge, baby.

• 31:16Speaker 02

  He got it. He figured it out. Um, but yes.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  We should get to right after, you know what? Why don't we do an easy segue from your asshole to the ass?

• 31:25Speaker 02

  Asshole to add.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Add

• 31:30Speaker 02

  Add rolls.

• 31:31Speaker 03

  Add rolls. I like that. Alright. First one we have here, Ollie Pop. Delicious right here. I'm actually gonna pop it. I was waiting to pop it.

• 31:38Speaker 02

  Ollie Pop. I don't know if we could sing that song.

• 31:40Speaker 03

  I don't know if that's a-

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, probably not.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  Is there a song?

• 31:42Speaker 02

  I just said it once. No, but there's another song that sounds like Ollie Pop.

• 31:45Speaker 03

  Wouldn't do that.

• 31:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:46Speaker 03

  Ollie Pop, it's a feel-good soda that combines the classic soda taste with the benefits of high fiber to support digestive health. I have a mini-fridge in my apartment. There's always Ollie Pop in it, okay? Uh, I love these because this one specifically, only three sugars and six grams of dietary fiber. I want that fiber, okay? It's an easy way to get fiber. I prioritize fiber in my diet. So if that's something that you wanna do, this is a cool way to do it. They taste good. This one is the root beer. Tastes like root beer, just like when you were a child, okay? But, uh, only three sugars, thirty-five calories, and, uh, like I said, six grams of fiber, so it's good. High fiber, less sugar, traditional soda, uh, real ingredients, thoughtful formulation.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  They have a bunch of different ones too. Frank's got the cream soda over there. There's grape. There's other ones that I don't know the name of right now, but I've, I've had pretty much all of them. Um, and I like all of them. I think they're all great. So, Ollie Pop?

• 32:48Speaker 02

  You gotta take that again.

• 32:50Speaker 03

  Ollie Pop?

• 32:51Speaker 02

  You gotta take that one more time.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  Just, just say, "Ollie Pop," and-

• 32:55Speaker 02

  Ollie Pop.

• 32:57Speaker 03

  Just pop me. Shouldn't have done that.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  No, no, no!

• 33:00Speaker 03

  But you could buy, uh, any two cans of Ollie Pop in store, um, and they'll pay you back for one. Go to drinkollipop.com/basement though, and, uh, it's available in the soda aisle, probably in your local spot. So go check it out. Get yourself an Ollie Pop, um, and you can go to drinkollipop.com/basement. Get some. Get some. I'm gonna suggest, these two are my faves. Root beer's probably my favorite. Cream is, sometimes it, the cream jumps over the root beer, but these are my favorites. But go, go to drinkollipop.com right now, slash, drinkollipop.com/basement right now, uh, to enjoy some of that. Um, we also have Squarespace. Squarespace is where you're going to build your website, okay? It's a platform that's going to help you build your website and run your website in the most efficient way possible.

• 33:44Speaker 03

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• 34:26Speaker 03

  And, uh, it's important to have a good website, a professional-looking website, so you can get one now at squarespace.com/basement, and you'll save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or a domain using that code basement. So again, that is squarespace.com/basement to save ten percent off your first purchase of a website or a domain using that code basement. And we also have Skims. Oh! Skims, uh, Skims, they make underwear, not just for women, but for men also, and they're very comfortable. They've sent us a bunch of pairs, and they're, uh, they're very luxurious feeling, okay? I like, I like wearing them. They're nice and breathable, and, uh, their colors are really cool. And yeah, they're like a, they're not like a cheap material. I've never had a pair that have like ripped

• 35:09Speaker 03

  or just like got worn out or anything like that, and I've had them for a while now. So definitely go check them out. I think it's a good gift, uh, for anyone, especially if you have like a friend or, you know, a relative or whatever. It's always, it's just a, it's a solid gift to give somebody. And it's also a good gift to give yourself as well. Um, so, for all the guys out there, Skims is not just for women, and for the women out there, Skims, you know. Uh, so, you can go to skims.com/basement right now, um, and shop the best underwear for men and women at skims.com. Uh, let them know that we sent you. After you place the order, select Podcast in the survey, and select our show in the dropdown menu that follows. But again, that is skims.com. Go get yourself some underpants.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  Love that. And listen, do you wanna make the birthday girl happy? Why don't you go to a couple different websites for me, okay? Number one, stop number one, patreon.com/thethebasementyard. It's a subscription service where we give you us a little earlier and a little bit extra. You can take a gander at what we got going on at patreon.com/thethebasementyard, and you'll see that that first tier, to where you get these weekly episodes, one whole week in advance, seven whole days. That's beautiful. And then that second tier, you get exclusive episodes every single Friday. So you'll get a new episode Monday, you'll get an episode on Friday, and you can watch everything that has been there for years and years and years at this point. So if you're new to Patreon, or you ducked out for a little bit, there's hundreds of hours of unseen footage that you have not yet gotten your, your beautiful little eyes on.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  So go check it out at patreon.com/thethebasementyard. Your guys' support is, we cannot keep up with it. Put it like that. We are at over fifty-two thousand paid patrons, and the love and support is not gone unnoticed. We are figuring out what we can do to thank you for fifty, and by the time we get to sixty, we might need to figure that out too. So, thank you so much for all the love and all the support. Go check it out at patreon.com/thethebasementyard, and save yourself a couple extra bucks when you're doing it by going on a web browser. If you use the smart app on your phone, it's gonna take a couple extra bucks from you, and save yourself some money while you're trying to save yourselves from the sadness and you're being happy with us. So, patreon.com/thethebasementyard. Thank you, and we'll see you there.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Next up, the boys are going back on the road. That's right. If you go to thebasementyard.com- ooh, my sash fell. Let me pull it up over here. Uh, if you go to thebasementyard-

• 37:27Speaker 03

  What was that?

• 37:28Speaker 02

  If you go to thebasementyard.com, you'll see that we have our live shows listed on the website. We might be coming to a, a, a venue or a city near you, or if you wanna take a trip, go check it out. A lot of tickets have gone. I'm not gonna sit here and try to, you know, sugarcoat it for you. A lot of them are gone, and you might not be able to go to your first choice of a show. But take a gander. See if you wanna come out to another show. We are trying really hard to make it as unique and fun as possible, and we wanna see you there. So go to thebasementyard.com and check it out. And while you're doing that, if you go to thebasementyard.com and you just put a little backslash, "Submit," you're gonna see a submission form. If you came to any of those shows during our first two live show tours, you will see that we did, or you will remember that we did those live card submissions.

• 38:13Speaker 02

  So you guys would go to thebasementyard.com/submit, and you would submit a card, and we would talk to you, about you, with you. It got fucking insane and all crazy. Well, this time, we're doing something a little similar, but also a little different. So what you could do is go to thebasementyard.com, and you could submit an out-of-context picture from your camera roll, and we're gonna pull that bad boy up. So you go to the website, you use the dropdown menu, let us know what show you're coming to, submit the picture from your camera roll. It could be crazy, insane. It will be vetted by Greg, so best of luck. And then, uh, you could tell some story behind the photo, so we have some context, uh, if we need it. Uh, and then you could put your name, and if you're gonna be at the show, maybe we'll talk to you or whatever. But, we're really, really excited. We're, this is gonna be incredible and super fun, so go check it out.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  Again, that's thebasementyard.com/submit. And just to kinda refresh everyone's beautiful memory, patreon.com/thethebasementyard, thebasementyard.com for live show information, and then thebasementyard.com/submit for those photo submissions if you're coming to any of the live shows. We're excited, and, uh, the day is rapidly approaching, so first stop on this tour, we'll, uh, we'll see you there.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 39:23Speaker 02

  What a beautiful, the birthday girl, like, this keeps coming, like, turning and shit like that.

• 39:30Speaker 03

  It's, yeah, I don't know. Um, so I have another question for you.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  About your birthday?

• 39:35Speaker 03

  Oh, sure, yeah.

• 39:36Speaker 02

  You just turned thirty-four.

• 39:38Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  So, what do you think was your most memorable moment of the year thirty-three? Not, including the obvious?

• 39:47Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, I, I, I can't tell you how much fun I had on our, like, first family trip, 'cause that was our first family, like, trip on a plane and like-

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Just snuck it in, right before.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Right before the birthday?

• 40:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't tell you how, like, personally rewarding that was to me, to like,

• 40:08Speaker 03

  I've, I've shared with you some of the challenges of being in our position, you know, and like, you know, live shows and stuff like that, and being a father, and, and, you know, having a family. So being able to see the fruits of my labor, like, on a vacation, and seeing the kids enjoy themselves, and being able to give them something, along with Becca, you know, like, us two being able to give that to them was, I, I will never, like, I, you will never be able to take the, the memory of their smiles and excitement and happiness from me. I, I, that, I love that so much.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Fruits of his labor, that shit was a villa.

• 40:42Speaker 03

  That's what that sounds like!

• 40:47Speaker 02

  To, to, to see the fruit, yeah, the ceilings are fourteen feet high in here!

• 40:51Speaker 03

  Listen, man, we opened up to a fucking lawn and then the beach, bitch.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  No, that's awesome.

• 40:56Speaker 03

  But, uh-

• 40:56Speaker 02

  Ow! I got pinched!

• 40:58Speaker 03

  Oh, no!

• 41:01Speaker 03

  No, but it's been an incredibly memorable year. I mean, just like, so dense-

• 41:07Speaker 02

  And just fucking-

• 41:08Speaker 03

  What?

• 41:11Speaker 02

  Oh my god, the year's been so dense.

• 41:12Speaker 03

  Just like, it's been such a dense year of like, you know, like, that, and then, uh, uh, late night, and, you know, MSG. Uh, you know, there's just been so much, and I'm so lucky.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  And then also, what are you hoping to accomplish in our year thirty-four?

• 41:31Speaker 03

  The year of our Lord, Thor, thirty-four.

• 41:33Speaker 02

  Right.

• 41:34Speaker 03

  Um, man, that's tough. I mean, I, I really wanna just kinda double down on the things that make me happy, and continuing, I need to work better at like removing stress. I found recently, I allow stress to get to me really, really bad. Like, I become not a joy to be around, and I, I just, I'm, I'm not good with dealing with it. So I really wanna double down on the things that make me happy, and then- My family, my, my-

• 42:02Speaker 02

  You wanna double down on your family?

• 42:03Speaker 03

  I wanna double down on my wife.

• 42:06Speaker 02

  Don't leave me, don't leave me, please!

• 42:08Speaker 03

  I can't do that. I can't be involved.

• 42:12Speaker 02

  No, it's just like, the things that bring me joy is like really continue to focus on those and then remove stress as much as, or just be fucking a little more Teflon, you know? Just like allow certain things to roll off my back. Cause I direct them.

• 42:28Speaker 03

  Into your ass. Allow things to roll off my back and into my ass. You know what I mean?

• 42:32Speaker 02

  I mean, what is life if you're not, if you're not making stress roll off your back into your fucking asshole?

• 42:39Speaker 03

  Uh, bunch of stuff, I think.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Really?

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, other than that, yeah.

• 42:42Speaker 04

  Like quarters?

• 42:44Speaker 02

  Quarters?

• 42:45Speaker 04

  That'd be a cool party trick if you could do that.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  You think you could do that? Roll it down from your spine to your, and catch it with your butt cheeks? You think you could do that? Get a quarter, naked, top of your neck, drop it down your spine, catch it in your butt.

• 42:58Speaker 02

  I guarantee I could do that.

• 42:59Speaker 03

  I feel like I could too.

• 43:01Speaker 02

  Have you ever, I, I know a good trick with a quarter, but I don't think we have the equipment for it.

• 43:05Speaker 03

  A quarter?

• 43:06Speaker 02

  A quarter, a pencil, and a blank sheet of paper.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  What?

• 43:11Speaker 03

  Actually, I don't know the trick.

• 43:13Speaker 04

  It's like, I'm impressive.

• 43:15Speaker 02

  You don't know?

• 43:15Speaker 03

  Actually, now that I think about it, that's probably tough.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  To, to like guide a quarter down into your asshole?

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I mean, it's not gonna go in my hole, but it's, I gotta catch it with my butt cheeks.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  I mean, first of all, there is no realistic way that we are going to do this.

• 43:29Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying like on our own. Scout's honor.

• 43:33Speaker 02

  I think Scout's honor's three.

• 43:34Speaker 03

  Who's this then?

• 43:35Speaker 02

  I think that's Doctor Strange.

• 43:38Speaker 03

  This is Doctor Strange.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  Yes, that's also-

• 43:40Speaker 03

  This is nipples.

• 43:43Speaker 02

  There's, there's a three finger difference between nipples, Doctor Strange, Scout's honor.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  And then who's that?

• 43:49Speaker 02

  Hmm, you're getting pretty close-

• 43:51Speaker 03

  This feels like Doctor Strange.

• 43:53Speaker 02

  No, Doctor Strange is actually this.

• 43:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 43:56Speaker 02

  This is-

• 43:57Speaker 04

  The shocker is in there somewhere.

• 43:58Speaker 03

  This is Smash Mouth.

• 44:00Speaker 02

  Uh, sure, yeah, Smash Mouth can have that one. I feel like two is Nixon. He has two for a while. So-

• 44:07Speaker 03

  This is Jeff Hardy.

• 44:08Speaker 02

  That, this, these are the Hardy Boys, but you have to put them in your mouth.

• 44:12Speaker 03

  Or, or go out.

• 44:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know?

• 44:16Speaker 03

  That's the Hardy Boys.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  That's Spock.

• 44:17Speaker 04

  Spock.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  That's Spock, Klingons.

• 44:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  This is, um-

• 44:21Speaker 04

  Can't forget that one.

• 44:22Speaker 03

  This is Mittens.

• 44:22Speaker 02

  This, oh, I was, and this is, um, Ninja Turtles, or this one is Ninja Turtles, actually.

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  You can't do it, can you?

• 44:31Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 44:32Speaker 02

  Do it high.

• 44:34Speaker 03

  Do it high?

• 44:36Speaker 02

  You could do it down, do it up. Um, yeah. Be careful.

• 44:43Speaker 03

  West Coast?

• 44:43Speaker 02

  I mean, you don't wanna upset anyone, definitely not them on the west coast. Look at what just happened.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  What happened?

• 44:50Speaker 02

  Kendrick will make a song about you and then you're gonna get flamed on the internet for the rest of your life.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  What about that one?

• 44:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, but that's the shocker, obviously. Um-

• 44:59Speaker 03

  And then the reverse shock.

• 45:00Speaker 02

  This is also Matt Hardy. Version one.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Reverse shock, oh, this is dog? No, this is dog.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  This is dog.

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 45:10Speaker 04

  No, that's dragon.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  That's dragon?

• 45:12Speaker 04

  This is dog.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  I do this thing now with, with Nicole when I'm, at night when I'm tired. Because she refuses to get into, into bed before she's like going to bed. Um, I'll just like look at her and I'd be like, and I'll do like a BT with my hands.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Oh, BT bedtime? I used to be able to do every letter with my fingers.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  I used to, but I've stopped.

• 45:40Speaker 03

  You make it sound like you, something you were struggling with.

• 45:42Speaker 02

  I mean, it's pretty impressive.

• 45:44Speaker 03

  God, I used to do it, but I, I had to kick-

• 45:45Speaker 02

  It's pretty impressive. A, B-

• 45:48Speaker 03

  I knew this was happening.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  C, D, E, F, G.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  H was a little tricky.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, I bet it is.

• 45:59Speaker 02

  It was, it was like-

• 46:00Speaker 03

  How would you possibly do a Z without two hands?

• 46:02Speaker 02

  It was like this.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  It's, it's, it's not, I, I, again, I've not done it in a while. My finger dexterity is not where it was and-

• 46:12Speaker 03

  Used to be more loose. Now you're all stiff.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  Well, I'm, I'm, I'm getting older. That osteoporosis is gonna probably come get me eventually. Knock on the door, say, hey, we're here.

• 46:20Speaker 03

  Wow. Is there a lesson you learned in 33 that you're taking with you to 34 and beyond?

• 46:25Speaker 02

  I didn't know we were asking like deep questions today. We were just talking about guiding water through my ass.

• 46:30Speaker 03

  Bro, this is a peaks and valleys kinda show.

• 46:32Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, sure. Can you repeat the question, please, sir?

• 46:34Speaker 03

  Is there anything in 33 that you learned that you're gonna take with you to 34 and beyond?

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Um, no.

• 46:45Speaker 03

  That could be the answer.

• 46:46Speaker 02

  No, I mean, of, of course there are. I mean, I can't, I can't think of any for the sake of answering the question right now.

• 46:52Speaker 03

  What if I was Seth Meyers? What if I'm Jimmy Kimmel? What if I'm Jimmy Fallon? Why are they all named Jimmy?

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  What is this?

• 47:01Speaker 02

  Um, I think, you know, like humility and like trying to remain humble, you know, like we've done some cool things. But I really struggle with like acknowledging that we've done cool things and then like also remaining humble at the same time. And trying to be like generous with giving back to my community and stuff. You know, I really, really, really like, I don't think you realize how much I enjoyed the Happy Cry partnership with sharing excess. Like, that, like, Becca and I, the rest of the night kept talking about that. Like, it felt so, again, rewarding and like being able to do that and see the fruits of my labor.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  More fruit.

• 47:46Speaker 02

  More fruit, baby. And we were giving out a ton of fruit, too.

• 47:49Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 47:50Speaker 04

  Lot of mangoes.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Lot of mangoes and-

• 47:52Speaker 03

  Paya.

• 47:53Speaker 02

  Plantains, brother.

• 47:54Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, they were going nuts.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  And bananas, dude.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  The bananas were so green.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  Very good, but who cares? Like-

• 47:59Speaker 03

  I mean, it's good, leave them on the counter a little bit.

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they give off a toxin that ripens everything around them.

• 48:05Speaker 03

  Nanners?

• 48:06Speaker 02

  You didn't know that?

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Wait, green ones or just nanners?

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Nanners. If you put nanners next to like an unripe fruit, it gives off a toxin to help speed up the ripening process.

• 48:16Speaker 03

  Yo, fruit are great.

• 48:18Speaker 02

  Fruit's nuts, dude. That's- I know, I know.

• 48:21Speaker 03

  He's fact, fact checking you. Yeah, they do.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Ethylene.

• 48:26Speaker 03

  Ethylene.

• 48:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, baby.

• 48:28Speaker 03

  Breaks down cell walls, turning starches into sugars and softens the produce.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  This AI, like, a- answer on Google, I only don't say it's a piece of shit when it proves I'm right.

• 48:38Speaker 03

  Right. It just summarizes all these.

• 48:44Speaker 05

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• 49:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  Thanks.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, I don't believe that, though. Cause look where it's pulling from, the fruit ball effect, from Reddit.

• 49:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's probably not good.

• 49:22Speaker 02

  See, that's such-

• 49:22Speaker 03

  That's happened before, too.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  That's bullshit.

• 49:24Speaker 03

  Leaving bananas loose and fruit, leaving bananas loose in a fruit basket causes nearby sensitive products to spoil and over ripen much faster.

• 49:31Speaker 04

  I believe that as well. It would, would cause that as well.

• 49:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, thanks Reddit.

• 49:34Speaker 03

  You know what I hate? When bananas get wet. Like, eventually they get over ripen, they shit.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  Have you ever seen the guy that just eats those?

• 49:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, he like sucks it like a-

• 49:44Speaker 02

  Yo, I'm not getting, I'm not kidding, he-

• 49:47Speaker 03

  It's like fully brown. He opens it and it's like literally a stick of poop and he eats it.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Look up the video, cause I wanna, I wanna gag.

• 49:53Speaker 03

  I'll try to find it. Have you never seen that? It's literally like a stick of poop.

• 49:56Speaker 02

  It's literally like he cuts the top and then just goes-

• 49:59Speaker 03

  He drinks it like it's a gel.

• 50:01Speaker 02

  Well, they, they say that's the time to make banana bread.

• 50:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, you have to wait till they-

• 50:05Speaker 02

  You, you wait till they're like that and then you get the best banana bread possible.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  I have basically black bananas in my freezer right now.

• 50:13Speaker 02

  So do we. And, and it's because like you, like let them thaw out and you make the best banana bread. Like Becca makes like banana nut muffins sometimes.

• 50:24Speaker 03

  Completely unnecessary.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  Yo, and very painful.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  Honestly, I feel like I heard your teeth in the clash.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  That hurt, cause I'm wearing a ring, too.

• 50:31Speaker 03

  When was the last time you touched your teeth?

• 50:33Speaker 02

  All the time.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  You touch your teeth all the time?

• 50:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:36Speaker 03

  Why? I mean, I bite my teeth, yeah.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  I like, I like to like-

• 50:40Speaker 03

  That doesn't count, am I fucking-

• 50:41Speaker 02

  No, but I get in there with my fingers.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, yeah, I do that too.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  Look at this guy.

• 50:46Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Oh, it's gonna make me gag.

• 50:48Speaker 04

  Is it this guy?

• 50:48Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 50:50Speaker 04

  Wait, oh, oh! No, it's a bunch of, it's a bunch of-

• 50:56Speaker 03

  This one, it's- Oh, this guy's a bastard, dude.

• 51:05Speaker 03

  You can't like that. I can't. See, he drank that one. Oh, come on. That was insane. As long as I don't look at Frank, my eyes are watering. That's insane, dude.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  Yo, the double handing doesn't help either.

• 51:18Speaker 03

  That one, that one's really visceral. That one's so bad. No, the... Did he just eat the skin? Did I just eat the skin? Did he eat the skin just now? Yeah, that one's insane, bro.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  Like fucking K-Packs.

• 51:28Speaker 03

  He literally just like ate that. You don't have to suck it off the plate. Alright, this is on loop now. No, yeah, it is on loop.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  We're giving this guy more views than he's gotten all fucking week.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Well, you can watch him eat the peel again if you want. That's not true. There you go.

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Look, he's got thirty-nine likes. This guy...

• 51:41Speaker 03

  Is that his page? It might not be. It might just be a compilation. Oh, look, it was posted the day after my birthday.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Hey!

• 51:48Speaker 03

  He likes things like that.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, he does. That's cute. Oh, God. Sorry, that got me to gag a little bit. I apologize.

• 51:54Speaker 03

  Birthday girl wanted to gag.

• 51:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, but what I'm trying to, like, a big takeaway is being, uh, you know, giving back to my community and trying to pay it forward when I can because I fully acknowledge that I am in my position because I am, A, very lucky, and B, I've been given an opportunity by, whether it be the universe, different people, whatever. So I want to make the most of it.

• 52:20Speaker 03

  It's beautiful.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  That Happy Cry Fun event that we did, like, the volunteer, that shit was mad fun.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was awesome.

• 52:26Speaker 02

  I will tell you this, I'm not gonna say it, never mind. I don't want to give these losers any fucking attention.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Who?

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Not sharing excess. They're not losers. They're really cool.

• 52:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, who are you talking about?

• 52:36Speaker 02

  There was like someone in the comments, I was just like, "These guys are cool, but like, just fucking do it and don't post anything." And I just wanted to like respond like, "You're a fucking nerd."

• 52:44Speaker 03

  Well, also, like, the whole point is, like, we're trying to raise money. People should know where their money is going. That's why we're filming it.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  The internet.

• 52:51Speaker 03

  No, I know.

• 52:52Speaker 02

  It's smarter than anyone ever.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  I just think that, like, that's a gut reaction to anything like that, because there are people who film stuff that shouldn't be filmed and they're kind of exploiting, you know, whatever, a homeless person, and they're like, "I'll give you a dollar and they want to film it."

• 53:05Speaker 02

  Well, that's the thing, is I honestly, like, I used to have that mentality, but with stuff like that, where it's just like, "I'm posting a video of me giving a homeless man a bag of McDonald's." Like, just do it.

• 53:15Speaker 03

  If you're trying to profit off of it for yourself, but that's not what we're doing. We're filming these things because we put the videos out because we're raising money. This is other people's money, uh, that we're using to make these things happen, so they should know where the money is going.

• 53:27Speaker 02

  And it, I mean, also, in essence, it's costing us way more money than it is. I don't even think it's making any money.

• 53:35Speaker 03

  No, there is no profit.

• 53:36Speaker 02

  There is no profit at all. And we have to pay for everything. The transportation. I submitted my, uh, my reimbursement for that, by the way.

• 53:44Speaker 03

  No problem. Uh, yeah, you keep saying "we" and I'm like, "Oh, okay, well, I'll send that right back to you then."

• 53:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  Woo. Yeah.

• 53:56Speaker 03

  Jesus Christ. Um, we do have some more ads here.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  Oh, you do? Those bananas fucked me up.

• 54:00Speaker 03

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• 56:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 56:51Speaker 02

  Beautiful. Do you have any more questions?

• 56:54Speaker 03

  Uh... No, uh...

• 56:57Speaker 02

  I want more.

• 56:58Speaker 03

  Oh. Um...

• 57:00Speaker 02

  Let's ask you, because I didn't ask you these questions on your birthday, did I?

• 57:04Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 57:05Speaker 02

  Probably didn't care enough. But I care now. What have you learned over the last year?

• 57:12Speaker 03

  More Spanish. More Spanish?

• 57:16Speaker 02

  That Duolingo's working overtime, huh?

• 57:18Speaker 03

  I, I haven't done it in a bit, actually.

• 57:20Speaker 02

  I'm surprised you're going Spanish and not French.

• 57:26Speaker 03

  Why?

• 57:27Speaker 02

  One, you spend a lot of time up in Canadia. Two...

• 57:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, but none of them are French-speaking.

• 57:32Speaker 02

  You would love to spend more time in Paris. Yeah.

• 57:36Speaker 03

  I mean, where'd you get that?

• 57:38Speaker 02

  What?

• 57:39Speaker 03

  You would love to spend more time in France.

• 57:41Speaker 02

  I think that's a safe assumption, because you enjoyed it when you went.

• 57:44Speaker 03

  Doesn't mean I want to spend my time there.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  I said spend more time.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  I don't think I need to learn French. I wouldn't really use it. It doesn't have a lot of day-to-day, like, application, but...

• 57:53Speaker 02

  You don't want to go, you don't want to go hang out in Monaco?

• 57:58Speaker 03

  It's not high on my list, to be honest.

• 57:59Speaker 02

  Really? Isn't the south of France, like, where people want to go?

• 58:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, Monaco's its own thing, but...

• 58:05Speaker 02

  That's its own country, that's right.

• 58:07Speaker 03

  Like, I would love to go to Nice.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Go.

• 58:10Speaker 03

  Marseille.

• 58:11Speaker 02

  Go.

• 58:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:13Speaker 02

  Versailles? That's a place, right? I know because of the treaty.

• 58:16Speaker 03

  In France.

• 58:17Speaker 02

  I know because of the treaty.

• 58:19Speaker 03

  Um, but yeah, uh, but yeah, Spanish, I think, is, you know...

• 58:23Speaker 02

  I'm shocked you haven't been to Italy yet.

• 58:25Speaker 03

  I know, it's bad.

• 58:26Speaker 02

  Your parents, well, your dad is probably pissed.

• 58:29Speaker 03

  My parents aren't even Italian.

• 58:31Speaker 02

  Your dad is.

• 58:32Speaker 03

  No, they're both, well, I don't even know.

• 58:33Speaker 02

  You literally were just saying how your dad smells like prosciutto. Nothing is more Italian than that.

• 58:37Speaker 03

  What I mean by that is that he's Italian, but he's like, American. Like, he's not like, in touch with Italian roots.

• 58:43Speaker 02

  Do me a favor. Next time you speak with him, just be like, "Dad, how do you honestly feel about Christopher Columbus?" And see, like, just report back on how long the answer was. You don't need to tell me what he said. Just how long.

• 58:53Speaker 03

  I don't think that he's gonna have an opinion at all.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  That's like, that's like a thing, like Italian...

• 58:58Speaker 03

  Like, Italian people love him.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  They love, like, Christopher Columbus.

• 59:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  Which is, he, didn't he sail for Spain?

• 59:05Speaker 03

  Yep. Yeah, but he was Italian.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  But he was Italian.

• 59:09Speaker 03

  But he was like, "I'm a, yeah, I'm gonna play for Spain, though."

• 59:11Speaker 02

  Gotcha. So it's like Messi playing for Inter Miami.

• 59:15Speaker 03

  It's like Messi going and playing for Barcelona, yeah. Because he's Argentinian, but he went to Spain.

• 59:20Speaker 02

  Or that's like Lewis Hamilton driving for, uh, Mercedes.

• 59:27Speaker 02

  Or Cadillac.

• 59:28Speaker 03

  Is Mercedes an American company?

• 59:30Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I think it's Japanese.

• 59:32Speaker 03

  Look it up, but...

• 59:33Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 59:34Speaker 03

  I feel like you kind of crushed it.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  I might be wrong, I might be wrong. I might be wrong. I don't want to make anyone upset.

• 59:38Speaker 03

  Mercedes?

• 59:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'd love to keep him in good graces, just in case they send me an SL.

• 59:43Speaker 03

  Oh, they're gonna be like, "You don't know where thi- thi- this is?" It's Japanese. No, it's not. It's German.

• 59:48Speaker 02

  German, okay. Surprising.

• 59:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think Mitsubishi is Japanese.

• 59:52Speaker 02

  Mitsubishi is, I mean, it's right there. Hyundai, Honda, Mitsubishi, those are all Japanese.

• 59:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. I feel like you kind of crushed it with the Messi analogy, probably.

• 1:00:01Speaker 02

  I should have just left it there.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  Probably, yeah. Because he literally played for Spain, he's not from Spain.

• 1:00:06Speaker 02

  Can I say something? I think we brought it up last time, he wore it too. That sweatshirt.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  Oh, you like this?

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was in love with that dog.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:00:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:14Speaker 03

  Was anyone not?

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  There are certain, like, nineties cartoon icons, like, like, like Roxanne, uh, Jessica Rabbit, but I guess that was the eighties. Lola Bunny, dude. We did, one of the first, one of the first Patriot episodes we did, or maybe it was like a year after I joined, was we did, like, those, like, cartoon heartthrobs from when we were kids. We should revisit that and see how he feels about it, because no one knew. You're gonna be like, "Oh, I love so-and-so from Steven Universe."

• 1:00:46Speaker 03

  We're gonna have to take him off the fucking camera if we do that. Get too excited over there. Oh, don't do that. Don't do that.

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're gonna be like, "Oh my God, Keira from The Last Airbender." She's from...

• 1:00:58Speaker 03

  It's a pretty good poll.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:00Speaker 03

  I don't know who that is.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a, I haven't watched that show. That was like, I was cool.

• 1:01:06Speaker 03

  Is that the one with the, it's like a bald dude with a...

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  An arrow on his head?

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  What does the arrow signify? That, it's an air, it's like a purity airbending thing. I think it's Cara, by the way, but it's fine.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Kiara? Kiara?

• 1:01:17Speaker 03

  I think it's Cara.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  Forgive me.

• 1:01:19Speaker 03

  It's his birthday. Let him miss around stuff. They're gonna, I'm trying to help that... What do you want for your birthday?

• 1:01:25Speaker 02

  Um...

• 1:01:27Speaker 03

  Good question.

• 1:01:27Speaker 02

  I, I don't know, I'm not like...

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  Hot dog.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  Well, yeah. I want that always.

• 1:01:32Speaker 03

  Not food-wise.

• 1:01:33Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:01:36Speaker 02

  That's tough. I mean, I, I, I just enjoy.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:40Speaker 02

  Hanging out.

• 1:01:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's media trained.

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  No, I'm serious, like, I like GIFs. Brother, I fucking love GIFs. Don't get me wrong. But like, I'm not at an age where I'm gonna be like, ooh, I want this, this, and this, and this. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just not who I am.

• 1:01:54Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  So like, I think I just wanna just hang out.

• 1:01:58Speaker 04

  What about something that doesn't exist, like, a Lego, an official Lego Megazord set or something?

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  See, but we're getting that soon, though.

• 1:02:04Speaker 04

  Oh.

• 1:02:05Speaker 02

  I mean, if you want me to like, start naming like, things, but that's a thing-

• 1:02:08Speaker 04

  Do you like Lego?

• 1:02:09Speaker 02

  Uh, brother, I love Legos.

• 1:02:11Speaker 03

  Oh, I thought that was like a Miles thing.

• 1:02:12Speaker 02

  It is. It's an all of our kids thing. It's like a household thing now.

• 1:02:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Speaker 02

  But Becca actually got me last year for my birthday. I haven't built it yet. It's a Lego set of Madison Square Garden.

• 1:02:25Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:02:25Speaker 02

  It's like, not Lego branded, so I hope they don't fucking like, punch me in the face. But like, Lego?

• 1:02:32Speaker 03

  For what?

• 1:02:34Speaker 04

  Saying it's a Lego?

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:35Speaker 03

  I mean, if anything, that's good, that's-

• 1:02:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's, it's an MSG one.

• 1:02:39Speaker 03

  Is it inside, or is it just the outdoor?

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  It's the whole thing, and they took the top off, and you could see like, the inside.

• 1:02:44Speaker 03

  Got it, okay. Cause I was gonna say, the outside feels easy.

• 1:02:47Speaker 02

  It's so cool.

• 1:02:48Speaker 03

  It's like this?

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  It's a mini, mini Figs, I think, or mini Bricks.

• 1:02:51Speaker 04

  Oh, mini Figs, careful.

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I don't wanna get in trouble.

• 1:02:54Speaker 04

  They're going through a whole thing right now?

• 1:02:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:56Speaker 03

  About what?

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  No, mini Figs is the name of those people, but it, it might be, it might be that, well, no, that's, it looks like someone built that, like, the Fogo one, the Foco one, down there, to the left?

• 1:03:06Speaker 03

  This?

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah, that's it.

• 1:03:08Speaker 04

  Oh, it's so cute. That's cool.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:03:10Speaker 03

  Does it have Nix on it?

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, it does.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  Sick.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  But I'm gonna try to print.

• 1:03:15Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try to print.

• 1:03:16Speaker 04

  That's super cool.

• 1:03:17Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try to print it, yeah, so, but big, you were into Legos for a little bit, we got you a couple Lego sets, and then, where are you now?

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Where are you landing on the Legos?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Where are you now?

• 1:03:30Speaker 04

  In your Lego journey?

• 1:03:31Speaker 03

  Uh, I haven't done one.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  They got, they make some really cool ones.

• 1:03:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, uh, bro, it's shocking how expensive these fucking things are.

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  Brother, brother, like-

• 1:03:43Speaker 03

  What the fuck?

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  That, they just released, like, the biggest set, or it's coming out soon, it's like, some church in Spain, or some shit like that. Did you see that? Did you see it?

• 1:03:52Speaker 03

  Well, I know the church.

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  Dude, look it up. It's like, I think it's over at that.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  Saint-

• 1:03:57Speaker 02

  I, I don't remember, I don't know, you just do Spanish-

• 1:03:59Speaker 03

  I saw that.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Spanish church Lego.

• 1:04:05Speaker 03

  Spanish church Lego.

• 1:04:07Speaker 02

  Sagrada Familia.

• 1:04:09Speaker 03

  Whoa.

• 1:04:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, brother.

• 1:04:13Speaker 02

  Look at that shit.

• 1:04:14Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  That shit, and it's, it's a lot of pieces, too.

• 1:04:19Speaker 03

  I gotta go to Barcelona.

• 1:04:21Speaker 04

  Over, over ten thousand pieces?

• 1:04:23Speaker 02

  Dude-

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Fuck that.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  Dude, Legos are such a-

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Two hundred? That's a steal.

• 1:04:26Speaker 04

  Oh yeah, I thought it would be way more than that.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  That, that can't, no, that's, that's definitely not official Lego. There's, there's no way that's official Lego.

• 1:04:33Speaker 04

  I agree, yeah, there's no way.

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  There's just no way.

• 1:04:35Speaker 04

  There's, there's just no way.

• 1:04:37Speaker 02

  Go to the Lego website.

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  There's just no way.

• 1:04:39Speaker 02

  There's just, bro, I mean, here's the thing, though.

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:04:42Speaker 02

  Oh, it's eight hundred dollars.

• 1:04:43Speaker 04

  There it is, there it is.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  The reason that Lego can get away with it is they make the legitimately best quality, and I've never gotten a Lego set with a missing piece, ever. Their like, quality assurance is incredible.

• 1:04:55Speaker 03

  Bro, if I bought a Lego set for eight hundred dollars, and there was a missing piece, I'm going DEFCON.

• 1:05:03Speaker 02

  Well, you can order just that individual piece, and it's like, a penny, or like, eight cents, but you have to pay the shipping, which is like, sixteen bucks.

• 1:05:13Speaker 03

  That's a crazy one.

• 1:05:14Speaker 04

  It's over twelve thousand pieces.

• 1:05:15Speaker 02

  Yo, no way. And it probably comes in, what, a hundred bags?

• 1:05:20Speaker 03

  Yo, that is crazy.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  Dude, Legos are a lot of fun. Look at some of the like, top ones. The, yo, you haven't seen the Pokemon ones. I wanna get this for myself. The big Pokemon one, it's like, six hundred something piece, uh, it's like, six hundred something bucks, but it's the Holy Trinity.

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  Hit that search, baby.

• 1:05:39Speaker 04

  What you want, Pokemon?

• 1:05:40Speaker 02

  You just type in Pokemon.

• 1:05:44Speaker 04

  What is it you're looking for?

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  The Holy Trinity. Not the Arcanine one, which is fire. Go down, baby, go down.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  I want you too.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  Go down, baby. You're gonna see it, and you're gonna fucking cream to the left. Oh!

• 1:05:57Speaker 03

  Six hundred and fifty dollars.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Brother, look at that shit.

• 1:06:02Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  And you could build them each individually? How fucking sick is that?

• 1:06:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, that's wild.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  Let's get Joe some Legos.

• 1:06:11Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna do it.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:06:13Speaker 03

  It's a lot of time.

• 1:06:14Speaker 04

  So how you would do it, Frankie, is you would get all of these, and then we would make a YouTube video about how long it takes for someone to build Legos, and then, that's how you do it.

• 1:06:23Speaker 02

  Oh, brother.

• 1:06:23Speaker 03

  What do you, what do you mean, like a livestream of-

• 1:06:25Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:06:26Speaker 03

  Doing a Lego?

• 1:06:26Speaker 04

  And now, it's, you know-

• 1:06:28Speaker 02

  You don't remember that Smosh clip? A second Lego tower has hit the stream when they built the Lego- They built the Lego tower. Dude, so fucking cool. God, and then they make it for like, movies and shows now. Have you seen the Lord of the Rings ones? I know that'll get your fucking pants stiff.

• 1:06:46Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 1:06:48Speaker 04

  Uh, boner.

• 1:06:49Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:06:50Speaker 02

  Minus Tirith. Oh yeah, baby. Sauron, look at that. No, down, down, down, down. The Eye of Sauron.

• 1:06:57Speaker 03

  God, these are, this is crazy prices, bro.

• 1:07:00Speaker 04

  The Shire is two hundred and seventy dollars.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  I mean, you gotta think, they're, Lego is expensive, and then they're paying for the licensing, so like-

• 1:07:06Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:06Speaker 02

  There's a couple bucks in there. They made a Home Alone one.

• 1:07:11Speaker 04

  See, like, why is the Jaws one a hundred and fifty dollars? This is just a boat and a shark.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  I mean, because-

• 1:07:16Speaker 02

  That I'm doing in like, like, hammered in an hour. Ooh, this is a good question. Who could do a thing of Legos quicker?

• 1:07:24Speaker 03

  I don't even know.

• 1:07:25Speaker 04

  Uh, me, probably.

• 1:07:26Speaker 02

  Shut the fuck up.

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  Why, you think you?

• 1:07:29Speaker 02

  If you gave me that Lego.

• 1:07:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  I don't even-

• 1:07:32Speaker 02

  No, we're talking about like-

• 1:07:33Speaker 03

  Or any comparative Lego. The, the, this, the church in Barcelona.

• 1:07:38Speaker 02

  I mean, that's gonna take anyone a couple hours.

• 1:07:40Speaker 04

  I think more than that.

• 1:07:41Speaker 03

  Hours?

• 1:07:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:42Speaker 03

  Twelve thousand pieces?

• 1:07:44Speaker 02

  It'll probably take about twelve hours.

• 1:07:46Speaker 03

  There's no way I could sit and do it for twelve hours straight.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  Oh, the Legend of Zelda one, that Ocarina of Time one is sick.

• 1:07:52Speaker 04

  No instructions. You just gotta build it.

• 1:07:56Speaker 03

  That would take my whole life.

• 1:07:57Speaker 04

  It would, it would.

• 1:07:58Speaker 02

  No, dude, you'd be, you're, you, you'd surprise yourself with how quick it'd be doing.

• 1:08:01Speaker 03

  Oh, Harry Potter, you're getting me now.

• 1:08:03Speaker 02

  Harry Potter's in there.

• 1:08:04Speaker 03

  You didn't see the one last page? It was sick.

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  They have some sign, I think that's the one we got you. We got you the Seinfeld one, didn't we?

• 1:08:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:09Speaker 04

  See, this Hogwarts one's kinda sick.

• 1:08:10Speaker 03

  It is fire.

• 1:08:11Speaker 02

  That shit is big, brother. And then they have one that's like, Diagonelli, Hogsmeade.

• 1:08:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:16Speaker 02

  They got them all.

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  Where do you put this?

• 1:08:20Speaker 02

  Miles has shelving in, I mean, I didn't show you Miles's room, cause it'd be weird to show you my eleven-year-old son's bedroom.

• 1:08:26Speaker 04

  I didn't need to see, we, we had, we had a good time without that part. I feel like, uh-

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Now you're sounding like you and I were doing something like, sexual.

• 1:08:35Speaker 04

  Did I imply that?

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  We had a good time.

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  You guys need a minute? Um, I, I, I feel like this would be a good stream thing. Every day you sign on, and you just talk to a chat-

• 1:08:52Speaker 04

  And you build Legos?

• 1:08:53Speaker 02

  I'll tell you that, brother, you need to make a couple, you need to make a couple bucks to justify streaming that many Legos.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Well, it's a-

• 1:09:00Speaker 04

  What does that mean?

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  I mean, look, if, if, if you're doing, if you're streaming once a week, and that Lego set right there, the castle and grounds is a hundred and seventy bucks.

• 1:09:08Speaker 04

  These are props now. You'll be fine.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  Oh, it's like, slow. I would only do it for like, an hour and a half a day.

• 1:09:14Speaker 02

  Oh, and then stop and do another one the next day?

• 1:09:16Speaker 03

  No, no, no, and like, you keep coming back to the same one, and like, build it.

• 1:09:20Speaker 02

  That's boring. Do it fast.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  Do it fast.

• 1:09:25Speaker 04

  Do it fast.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  Oh, man, I love Lego, dude.

• 1:09:27Speaker 03

  Do you?

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  I'm such a slut for stuff like that.

• 1:09:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:09:32Speaker 02

  What are you a little whore for?

• 1:09:33Speaker 04

  Great question.

• 1:09:34Speaker 03

  What am I a little whore for?

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  Like, right now. What are you, what are you slutting yourself out for, right now?

• 1:09:41Speaker 03

  FIFA.

• 1:09:43Speaker 02

  There you go.

• 1:09:43Speaker 03

  I love playing FIFA.

• 1:09:44Speaker 02

  Really?

• 1:09:45Speaker 03

  I, I didn't play video games for like, legitimately three years, and then, I started playing FIFA again, and I'm like, I just love this.

• 1:09:55Speaker 04

  Wow.

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  Love it.

• 1:09:56Speaker 02

  So good. I mean, you could play something that's more like, fun and imaginative.

• 1:10:01Speaker 03

  It's opinions-based.

• 1:10:02Speaker 02

  I love how even in, in your video games, they have to be like, about like, conditioning, and-

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  They're not about conditioning.

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  If they made a video game where you could train for a marathon, would you play it?

• 1:10:14Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:10:15Speaker 04

  You'd just play that game in real life, I think.

• 1:10:17Speaker 02

  I have a feeling he would, where it's like, it's called like, Marathon Simulator, and you're just like, I have to like, rapidly press the buttons, but then next time I run, I, I can spend my points on like, better VO2 max.

• 1:10:32Speaker 03

  That sucks. That sucks. We're gonna let it go cuz this is his birthday.

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Thank you. I appreciate it. Uh, did you guys hear this thing about these

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  sex robots?

• 1:10:46Speaker 03

  Sex robots on your birthday? Tell us more.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Not me, not me. So, there was a school in New York that was gonna like put robots in their classrooms. And then now they're like-

• 1:10:57Speaker 03

  To do what?

• 1:10:58Speaker 02

  Help teach, I assume.

• 1:10:59Speaker 03

  Oh, like a teacher's aide?

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I imagine. Brother, are you letting a robot teach you?

• 1:11:06Speaker 03

  Letting? I don't think I have a choice.

• 1:11:09Speaker 02

  I mean, do you think that a robot will be able to teach you anything? Or are you just looking at it and just like, "You're a fucking robot."

• 1:11:14Speaker 03

  Um, so I do think that

• 1:11:20Speaker 03

  unfortunately, I do think that will probably happen at some point in our lives. That like, a teacher who ha- who like, you can download all of the lesson plans and whatever into is just going to like, teach. I don't know how you're gonna like, have the human like, maybe there will be an absence of the human connection that you have, but...

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  I mean, if any work center, you know how I feel about AI and all that, but if any work center were to have it integrated, the last should be teaching.

• 1:11:53Speaker 02

  Like, teachers now are just not real people and they're just AI?

• 1:11:57Speaker 03

  I, again, unfortunately, I think that's where we're headed, for sure.

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Did you, would you try to like think you're smarter than the robot?

• 1:12:06Speaker 03

  I would not. Uh, no, I never thought that I was smarter than any teacher I had.

• 1:12:14Speaker 03

  I never, I did think I was more athletic than my gym teacher in high school, though.

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  I think you were more athletic than every gym teacher you've ever had.

• 1:12:22Speaker 03

  That's true, cuz we had an old-

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  We had an old decrepit Greek guy.

• 1:12:26Speaker 03

  Nah, but he would've smoked me. I was in 5th grade.

• 1:12:28Speaker 02

  Smoked you in what? Smoking cigarettes? Sure, not in running.

• 1:12:32Speaker 03

  Definitely would've beat me on that.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  Definitely not.

• 1:12:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, I've never had a teacher that I'm like, "Oh, this person's an idiot."

• 1:12:38Speaker 04

  No, I didn't have that.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  I've had, I've had a couple, but like I know they weren't idiots now, but at the time, just being like, "This dumbass."

• 1:12:48Speaker 04

  I think my mom, being a teacher, helped me be able to like, reason more with like, them, instead of a, like, just straight up fear, or like, it was me versus you kinda thing? If that makes sense?

• 1:13:01Speaker 03

  That's an interesting perspective. I feel like I had an opposite experience with that too, because I feel like I growing up, like, when it came to teachers, I, I did feel like they were kind of like, out to get me. Not like personally, just like in general, I thought that was like, teachers versus students type of thing. Like, not like me, personally, but there would be times where I'm like, like, I definitely didn't feel pressured, like, I have to listen to this person. Unfortunately.

• 1:13:26Speaker 02

  It's because our parents, like, painted a picture of teachers that were like "They're gonna beat the living dogshit out of us if we don't listen."

• 1:13:34Speaker 03

  Well, my, my parents definitely you know, this is actually kind of weird, because I had more of a thing in my head to like any coach growing up, I would listen to like blindly. Like, if they told me to do anything, I would do it. But like, a teacher, I'd kinda like, run it through a filter and be like "I don't know, do I, like, should I do that?"

• 1:13:55Speaker 02

  There was more of a, I'm kind of with you on that one, like, there was more of a sense that my-

• 1:13:59Speaker 03

  Is that sexism?

• 1:14:01Speaker 02

  Well, I guess if you're relating it to their gender, but like-

• 1:14:04Speaker 03

  Well, I had a lot of female teachers growing up. I mean, I did have some guys.

• 1:14:07Speaker 02

  Even my male teachers, like, I felt like my male teachers were more trying to prove that I was an idiot? And my coaches were trying to prove that I'm better than I think I am. Does that make sense? Which I, it was probably the opposite.

• 1:14:22Speaker 02

  But like, I'm with you on that, where like, this sense of like I always like, I felt like my teachers were not on my side, quite like my coach was, because my coach, we would all win if I did well. Where like, my teacher, if one of us was an idiot, they would just be like, "Well, that one's an idiot."

• 1:14:39Speaker 03

  I was definitely not like, a problem in school, but if a teacher like, this happened multiple times in high school, where a teacher, the, the one time that I can remember was, it was a male teacher. Um, but I'm sure there are some like, internalized sexism in what I'm talking about.

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, yeah.

• 1:14:55Speaker 03

  Uh, but, uh my male teacher was like "Were you just on your phone?" And I like, looked at my phone to like, check the time real quick. And I was like "I was just checking the time." And he's like, "Give me your phone." And it was on Friday. And you remember in our high school, they would, I don't know if they did it by the time you were there, but they would hold your phone over the weekend.

• 1:15:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:15:14Speaker 03

  And I was literally like, "I'm, like, I'm not gonna give you my phone." And he's like, "Give me your phone right now." And I was like "There's no way." Like, in my head, I'm like, "What's it gonna, what's he gonna do? Grab it from my pants? Like, you're not getting it." You know, like, I would never just be like "Oh, it's my teacher, I have to do this." Like, I'd be like, "No, like..."

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's, that's kinda what I-

• 1:15:31Speaker 03

  I don't know, I'm not saying that's good, by the way.

• 1:15:33Speaker 04

  No, I, honestly, I think sticking up for yourself in that sense is actually good. Like, there, there's, there's unreasonable things, for sure. Cuz, also, it's like they, they aren't in charge of this phone. Over the weekend, what if you're doing something and your parents needed to contact you or something? It's like, it's just an unreasonable request.

• 1:15:47Speaker 02

  I, I also think-

• 1:15:48Speaker 03

  I wouldn't have gave it, give it to him if it was Tuesday, by the way.

• 1:15:50Speaker 02

  But I think, I get what you're saying, though. I think that there is a sense of like anti-authority that kids go through during those teenage years, so when it like, so when it comes from a teacher, like, that's who you're with most of the time, if you think about it, like you're with your teachers more than you are your parents at home for those years. So like, that's the authority that you're rebelling against the most frequently, so when something gets introduced, like a coach or something, you're a little more, at least for me, and, and it sounds like you you're a little more willing to like "Oh, this person wants to see me win, because we're working toward a common goal." It's not like, they're trying to single me out and prove that I'm a dumbass.

• 1:16:29Speaker 03

  I don't know, I, I think, I think I was just, uh

• 1:16:35Speaker 03

  socialized into thinking that there was more slack with teachers than there was a coach. Because it was drilled in my head that like, there is no slack, like, even if they're asking you to do something that, that you don't wanna do, or whatever, you do it.

• 1:16:46Speaker 02

  Well, it's also- It's also the team mentality, like if I don't do my homework, I don't do my homework.

• 1:16:52Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  If you don't run the right route, the whole team is at a loss, you know, like, something gets fucked up on a team perspective.

• 1:17:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  But, bro, I remember, I, I, I mean I loved playing organized sports, but like if I was a parent and saw the way that my coaches spoke to me and like, our team, and I saw them like, doing that to my kids now, I'd be like, "Yo, what the fuck?" Like, yo, this shit is crazy.

• 1:17:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. Like- What age are you talking about, though?

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  Uh, high school.

• 1:17:25Speaker 03

  Hmm, that's tough.

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  But like, not even just like, "Get your fucking ass up," you know, cuz we had that too.

• 1:17:30Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  But like, there was also some like, it was a different time, and they would just be like, "You fucking ugly Greek fuck." You know, like, shit like that, yeah!

• 1:17:39Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 1:17:39Speaker 02

  It was alright, it was all in good, I know that the person didn't mean it that way. Oh, we've had it, brother.

• 1:17:46Speaker 03

  I've never had that.

• 1:17:47Speaker 02

  We've had it.

• 1:17:48Speaker 03

  It was just like, hard, and like, yeah. I mean, there was just no room for anything, like, with sports, it was like you do the thing, or you don't do the, like, there, there wasn't even a choice, you know?

• 1:17:57Speaker 04

  I guess in sports, like, if you're slacking, you're wasting everyone else's time. In a school, if you're not doing it, you're just wasting your own time.

• 1:18:04Speaker 03

  That's not, but that's like, not why I'm

• 1:18:07Speaker 04

  No?

• 1:18:07Speaker 03

  Like, that's, like, that wasn't, I, it was, it was more of like, a just a reaction, like, I just knew that, like, I wasn't thinking of like, "Well, if I don't do this, then everyone's, uh, you know, suffers or whatever." Like, I wasn't even thinking about that. Like, with school, I also was just kind of like again, I, I would listen to my teachers, I was a good student, like, my entire, like, academic career. But in the times that I would like, get in trouble, I would run it through a filter of being like "Is this a big deal?" So then, sometimes I'd be like, "Bro, what?"

• 1:18:34Speaker 02

  I also think the content that we were learning, like, it immediately, like, the first thing to do is immediately just think like, "Why the fuck do I..." Like, "Why do you care so much that I didn't do my homework on the Industrial Revolution? I'm never gonna use this." So like, it's easier, but then like, the stuff that you take from a team setting, like socially, and in, in a work setting, you are probably more likely to use it. So like, immediately, you're just like "Why the fuck do I care about, you know, proper syntax in a sentence?" Like, I, I'm not gonna use it to that degree.

• 1:19:05Speaker 04

  It's to teach, like, discipline, obviously, and homework, the, the tricky thing Joe was caught in is that he already had the discipline just for the things he wanted to do.

• 1:19:15Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:19:15Speaker 04

  So he found out this is boring. There are some kids that need that like, structured discipline of like, homework, because they don't already have it in them. And that's like, Joe was just in a tough situation in school where-

• 1:19:24Speaker 03

  I don't know what that was, I mean, I think that it's, cuz I also, in high school, I had a male teacher that I felt like, didn't fuck with me, so I just like, didn't fuck with him. And there were multiple times where he would like, yell at me for things, but it felt like "I've done something wrong, but your reaction is out of control." And I, my parents got so mad at me once, cuz they found out that I told them to chill. Like, they were so mad that I said that to a teacher. But like, so, in that instance, right? I, I forget what I did. Maybe I was talking to someone or something, or whatever, and he freaked out on me. And at the time, I believed that he was freaking out on me because he just like, didn't like me. So he like, freaked out on me, and I was just like, "Yo, chill."

• 1:20:07Speaker 03

  And he was not happy about that, told my parents, my parents were livid that I did that. I would never dream of saying that to a coach. Like, if they were freaking out, I'd be like, "Yo, chill." I would never dream of doing that.

• 1:20:19Speaker 04

  That's interesting.

• 1:20:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, that, that is interesting. I also think that like-

• 1:20:24Speaker 02

  Forgot my thought. Yep.

• 1:20:27Speaker 04

  That goes.

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  You saw it go, right?

• 1:20:28Speaker 04

  You might still be able to grab it. It's not, it's not, it can't be that far.

• 1:20:30Speaker 02

  I, I mean, I'm not jumping for it. It's my birthday, bitch.

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  Do you believe that thoughts are physical and they're floating?

• 1:20:34Speaker 02

  Yes, we've talked about this. He, he, we're, we're-

• 1:20:36Speaker 03

  No, he's talking about neurons, though. That was a different thing.

• 1:20:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, but, but it's the same. It's energy. It's going. You can probably get it back.

• 1:20:40Speaker 02

  I think the point that I was gonna try to make was just like, I think that there's also like, a little bit of

• 1:20:50Speaker 02

  the coach is just, like, they're not doing it in a, like, work. They're doing it because they want to do it. You know what I mean? Like, a teacher, it's like, their, their, their job is forcing them to be this strict. And it's just like, it feels less personal. You know what I mean? Or at least, maybe that's the way that I'm completely misinterpreted. There's also a huge part of this that we're forgetting, that like, these teachers were overworked, underpaid-

• 1:21:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  -underappreciated, too. So like, if they were losing their mind on one of their 400 students, like, it made fucking sense.

• 1:21:21Speaker 03

  No, yeah, sure, absolutely.

• 1:21:22Speaker 02

  You know, numbers-wise, it just makes sense that they're gonna lose their cool-

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  -and then be told to chill by 14-year-old Joey, wearing a-

• 1:21:29Speaker 03

  Chill!

• 1:21:30Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:21:30Speaker 03

  I was wearing a uniform at the time.

• 1:21:32Speaker 02

  Oh, that's right, high school.

• 1:21:33Speaker 03

  High school, baby.

• 1:21:35Speaker 02

  Crazy. But, yeah, man, I-

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  That was my guy, though. By the, by the time I left high school-

• 1:21:39Speaker 02

  Drop him, drop, drop him. Drop his name. What's it-

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  Mr. Hamilton.

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  Hamilton.

• 1:21:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yo, he, you know what? And my, and-

• 1:21:47Speaker 02

  What was his first name?

• 1:21:48Speaker 03

  What was his first name?

• 1:21:50Speaker 04

  Alex.

• 1:21:52Speaker 03

  Alexander.

• 1:21:53Speaker 02

  A-L-E-X-A-N-D?

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  I don't remember his-

• 1:21:56Speaker 02

  E-R?

• 1:21:56Speaker 03

  -name. But his name was Mr. Hamilton, and like, the first, uh, my, my freshman year, I had him, and that's when I was like, this dude doesn't fuck with me at all. And, and he could have failed me, because my grades weren't great, um, for that. And passing our school was fucking 75.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's crazy. Ours was 65, and then it went down to 55.

• 1:22:18Speaker 03

  Really? But I, uh, I think if you got a 55 in our school, they would just be like, this isn't even going on the report card.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  They would shoot you in the face.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. But, I remember, I could have failed, and I was like, we had to take Regents, I believe, our, our freshman year. So I was taking the Regents, and I like, did okay on that, like, bet, like, I think I got like, an 83 or something like that. And he like, bumped my grade, so that I wouldn't go to summer school. So I was hyped about that. And then the first day of sophomore year, I come to school and I have him again. And we both kinda looked at each other like, oh, God.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Oof.

• 1:22:51Speaker 03

  Happens. And then we had another run-in. But then after that, I didn't have him anymore, and then we were super cool.

• 1:22:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. I, I, I, I've, I've said, I was, I was a pain in the ass for a couple of years, but I do genuinely, and, and if it were just coming from me, I could see you guys calling it bullshit, my mom agrees with me on this, which you know my mom loves teachers. Like, I was kind of singled out as a troublemaker. Not saying that I was not, to some degree, a troublemaker, but like, those years that I was at Baccalaureate, I was like, they made it a thing to be like-

• 1:23:21Speaker 03

  Bro, yeah, because you're the easiest example to be, like, you have to make an example of you.

• 1:23:26Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 1:23:26Speaker 03

  But you stood out amongst all of those guys.

• 1:23:28Speaker 02

  I stood out? Eh, I mean, I'm not gonna get into the weeds of it, because that's another conversation for another time, but like, yes, exactly.

• 1:23:34Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  But-

• 1:23:35Speaker 03

  You were like a ringleader.

• 1:23:37Speaker 02

  I was popular. Like, I, I, I was, I was, I was me.

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  I was the man!

• 1:23:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:23:43Speaker 03

  I didn't think they could catch me. I was just too cool.

• 1:23:46Speaker 02

  No, that's not what I'm saying. Like, just the personality, and the loud shirts, and the boisterous-

• 1:23:52Speaker 04

  It's starting to, it's starting to sound like, was it how you looked, or how you acted? Now I'm confused.

• 1:23:56Speaker 02

  It was a column A, column B. Like, it was a little bit of both, at, at certain times.

• 1:24:00Speaker 03

  Got it.

• 1:24:00Speaker 02

  A column of column B.

• 1:24:02Speaker 03

  Ooh.

• 1:24:03Speaker 02

  Don't-

• 1:24:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm not, I'm sorry.

• 1:24:04Speaker 02

  Don't, Joey.

• 1:24:05Speaker 03

  Freshman year, I just didn't go to school on Fridays. I was like, I just don't wanna do it.

• 1:24:08Speaker 02

  That's, that's psychotic. Can I ask you a serious question?

• 1:24:11Speaker 03

  I was fine.

• 1:24:12Speaker 02

  Do you ever wish that you knew him in high school?

• 1:24:16Speaker 03

  I would have never.

• 1:24:17Speaker 02

  I, I'm saying if you were at school at the same time.

• 1:24:19Speaker 03

  Oh, we were same year?

• 1:24:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:21Speaker 03

  What would that do?

• 1:24:23Speaker 02

  Just like, see, 'cause like, you're such a mystery to me.

• 1:24:25Speaker 04

  I would've liked what he was. I probably would've been the only one liking what he was doing.

• 1:24:28Speaker 03

  The hell's that mean?

• 1:24:29Speaker 02

  What is that? What was he, what was he doing?

• 1:24:31Speaker 04

  Oh, you weren't doing it in high school, yeah.

• 1:24:32Speaker 03

  No, I wasn't. I thought you, he's talking about making videos.

• 1:24:33Speaker 02

  Oh, I was gonna say, what was he doing?

• 1:24:35Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah. You weren't doing it in high school, yeah.

• 1:24:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, I wasn't really doing it in high school. I was like, just kinda fucking around, or whatever.

• 1:24:41Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this, though. If you thought I was popular in high school-

• 1:24:46Speaker 03

  I was not, like-

• 1:24:47Speaker 02

  People loved-

• 1:24:48Speaker 04

  It's kinda tou- in the high school we went to, it's like, you're popular in sections. It's like, there's, there's a lot of kids in that school.

• 1:24:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's the thing. Like, there was no, like, that's the pop- like, if people were like, the captain of the football team, like, you knew that.

• 1:24:58Speaker 04

  For sure, for sure, yeah, yeah.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  But like-

• 1:25:00Speaker 02

  He's being humble. Everyone knew Joe Santagato.

• 1:25:02Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 1:25:02Speaker 02

  Every- I'm telling you, like-

• 1:25:04Speaker 03

  Completely not true.

• 1:25:04Speaker 02

  It is absolutely true!

• 1:25:06Speaker 03

  We had 2,000 students.

• 1:25:08Speaker 02

  Brother, I remember, 'cause I knew people that you went to school with. Like, I knew, like, peep, everyone knew you, and like, you were very popular.

• 1:25:15Speaker 03

  Alright. I'm not saying that I wasn't popular, a person that you would know, but it wasn't like, you know, the whole school's like, "Look at that guy."

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  Well, no, because you were a pinsqueak. No one was like, amazed at your physical stature.

• 1:25:28Speaker 03

  I was. I was a tiny little boy.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  Wow, look, it's Joe Santagato.

• 1:25:32Speaker 03

  Oh my God, he's gotta be 120.

• 1:25:35Speaker 02

  Oh my God, he's smoking hot and 100 pounds.

• 1:25:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, 100 pounds.

• 1:25:41Speaker 04

  Probably really fast.

• 1:25:42Speaker 02

  The way that he wears those all-black Starburys is so impressive.

• 1:25:46Speaker 04

  We needed to do that, you know, something-

• 1:25:48Speaker 03

  I never, what did I wear?

• 1:25:50Speaker 04

  All-black shoes, right, you're saying?

• 1:25:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:25:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, you had to.

• 1:25:53Speaker 04

  I got away with a little bit of color.

• 1:25:55Speaker 03

  They probably got more lenient. Now they have like, cool stuff, apparently, at that school.

• 1:25:58Speaker 04

  Yeah, well, I don't know now.

• 1:25:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:26:00Speaker 04

  A little, little far removed now.

• 1:26:01Speaker 03

  What are you gonna do? Well, look, happy birthday, Frank.

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. I appreciate it.

• 1:26:04Speaker 03

  34 years old now. Uh, Ant's turning 30. When's your birthday again?

• 1:26:07Speaker 04

  January 16th.

• 1:26:09Speaker 03

  Oh, we're never, oh, that's forever.

• 1:26:10Speaker 02

  Oh, that's your 30th birthday?

• 1:26:12Speaker 04

  My 30th, yeah.

• 1:26:13Speaker 02

  I'm gonna punch you in the face with a cake.

• 1:26:15Speaker 04

  That's fine. You know, the, the, I'm not gonna say anything. Newark show's January 15th, I'm just saying.

• 1:26:21Speaker 04

  I'm not gonna say anything.

• 1:26:22Speaker 02

  We're gonna bring you out and just pistol whip you on stage.

• 1:26:27Speaker 04

  I'm just, I'm just putting it out there in the universe, I'm just-

• 1:26:30Speaker 03

  Frank apparently has a violent gift for you.

• 1:26:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know what that is.

• 1:26:33Speaker 03

  I don't know what it is, but it's coming.

• 1:26:35Speaker 04

  I got him a beautiful button. I'm getting pistol whipped.

• 1:26:37Speaker 02

  You did this?

• 1:26:39Speaker 04

  That's the only thing they had.

• 1:26:41Speaker 03

  That's fair.

• 1:26:41Speaker 02

  I do appreciate it. And you know me, I'll keep these forever.

• 1:26:46Speaker 02

  I'll write on the back, 34, and then I'll keep them forever.

• 1:26:50Speaker 03

  Eventually, he'll look back and be like, "Why the fuck?"

• 1:26:52Speaker 02

  Into a bin they will go.

• 1:26:54Speaker 03

  As is everything else.

• 1:26:56Speaker 02

  That's right.

• 1:26:56Speaker 03

  I don't know if that's the right way to say that sentence. But anyway, thank you guys for sticking around. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:27:01Speaker 02

  The Frank Outburst everywhere, patreon.com/thebasementyard. If you're coming to any of the shows, which you could see the shows on thebasementyard.com, go to thebasementyard.com/submit. Thebasementyard.com/submit to submit your, your picture for the shows. We're really excited.

• 1:27:15Speaker 03

  Ant, Ant Prisco on Instagram. I'm also thinking about making a TikTok.

• 1:27:18Speaker 02

  Ooh!

• 1:27:20Speaker 03

  You don't have one?

• 1:27:21Speaker 04

  No.

• 1:27:21Speaker 02

  And don't think I forgot, you're also on the other show.

• 1:27:25Speaker 03

  That too.

• 1:27:26Speaker 02

  We're starting a war, I'm telling you.

• 1:27:28Speaker 03

  You guys can follow me at Joe Santagato. Follow the show on TikTok and Instagram at The Basement Yard, and that is all. See you guys next time.