#513 - Caught In 4k

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome back to the

• 0:06Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement yard. There's Frank cheesing like a 3rd grader on photo day.

• 0:12Speaker 00

  I'm trying, I'm trying to do like the Mr. Beast like smile and appear happy, but like there's nothing going on. The eyes are dead. You know what I'm saying?

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know what you're saying.

• 0:21Speaker 00

  Just like can you smile? Cause you smile, yeah, but like your eyes smile with you. You smize. You gotta smile, no eyes.

• 0:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's what I'm doing now.

• 0:31Speaker 00

  No, you're still smiling though. You actually just did like a, like you raised your eyebrow.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Well, no, it's difficult. I'm very sick for the people who are listening who are like, yo, you sound like shit. I am a little sick. I'm a little under the weather and I drank a bunch of Dayquil today, so that's probably why. Had some NyQuil last night. That puts you down like a dead fucking old dog. Slept really well, had weird dreams.

• 0:54Speaker 00

  Dead old dog?

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. Weird dream, your dreams at a baseline are weird.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  For the most part. I sleep pretty well.

• 1:00Speaker 00

  Are, are your NyQuil dreams just like?

• 1:03Speaker 01

  They're deep dude.

• 1:04Speaker 00

  Um, I guess that's where the idea of fever dream comes from, huh?

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 1:09Speaker 00

  When people say like, oh, that was a fever dream. Like it's just so fucking crazy.

• 1:12Speaker 01

  I don't think I had a fever. I'm just like congested. But I did have a very full cap of the, um, of the NyQuil, the green flavor.

• 1:26Speaker 00

  Oh, green NyQuil.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Which is actually not the worst in the world. I've had other

• 1:30Speaker 00

  Isn't there like a, like a purple, like a dark purple one that just like puts you on your edge?

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Probably. I'd rather that one. This green one didn't taste bad. It was kind of like like a toothpaste oil type of thing. I've had an orange one. The Dayquil is orange. That is dog shit.

• 1:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, I, I, I

• 1:48Speaker 01

  Dog shit.

• 1:49Speaker 00

  It's not, if it comes in, remember those orange like prescription bottles?

• 1:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:54Speaker 00

  If it comes in that, chances are it's not gonna taste yummy.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  Well, it doesn't like the actual liquid is that.

• 1:59Speaker 00

  I know, but they have certain bottles that are like the bottle color is orange.

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I haven't had that.

• 2:04Speaker 00

  Oh, so you're, you're high as a kite right now.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  I'm not high. I mean, I'm just a little Dayquil.

• 2:09Speaker 00

  Well, isn't that what people use to make like lean or sizzurp?

• 2:13Speaker 01

  I'm not familiar with the recipe.

• 2:15Speaker 00

  Or is that a Robitussin? What's the difference? I'm not quite sure.

• 2:18Speaker 01

  I'm sure there's very different things.

• 2:20Speaker 00

  I can't imagine mixing like cough syrup into and out like a drink and like drinking it.

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Uh, I will say this, I don't condone people drinking lean, uh, at all. But, it looks delicious. I mean, it looks delicious. It does look delicious. It's like cough syrup, Sprite, and like, Jolly Ranchers in there, which honestly, you kinda got me on board with. That's what I'm saying, like, it doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world. Although, I didn't have any of that, I don't know, I don't wanna, like, you know what, though? I took the regular amount that you're supposed to take. You know what, though? I got a business idea for you. Actually, for us, we're gonna go on this at the ground floor, fifty-fifty, and you could be in, thirty percent. Oh, yeah, I'll take thirty percent. Something tells me I'm not gonna be in on this. Well, you need to help, we're gonna be in this together. You should start a line, because now, pre-mixed cocktails is the big thing.

• 3:14Speaker 00

  You go to a liquor store, and there's pre, you know, pre-made, pre-canned, made rum and cokes, or mojitos, or margaritas. Let's start a line, but it's like Dayquil, NyQuil, cough syrup. So, it's just like, a nice, like, little fun way, that you can, like, get your medicine in. I think you're describing what the product is, it's a liquid. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but like, make it into like, a more, because those liquids could be a little tough to drink, like, some people, like, they taste like dog shit. Yeah, I mean, I'd rather it be over in like, a quick shot, than like, enjoy a whole drink.

• 3:50Speaker 00

  I mean, if you could, listen, it's the year of our Lord, twenty twenty-five, people are becoming more and more creative with, uh, their, their cocktail skills. Wait, you wanna make it an alcoholic drink? No, no, no, no, it would be non-alcoholic, but it would be like, NyQuil branded sprits. Yeah. You know? This is horrendous idea. Really bad? Can you imagine taking that stuff, that tastes so bad, and just like, spreading it out over the course of like a... But like, you can mix it with like, uh, you know, like a Sprite, if Sprite would be on board, Sprite, if you're listening, which I have a feeling you might be. I feel like your idea is falling apart at the seams here.

• 4:32Speaker 00

  I don't think so, I think this is a great idea, uh, I think it's one of my stronger ideas. I know that you think that. Um, but like, it's, it's all the craze right now.

• 4:42Speaker 01

  Let it go.

• 4:43Speaker 00

  Do you like, on the bottle, does it say only take like three times a day or something like that?

• 4:47Speaker 01

  It says, well, you know what's funny, actually, this morning, I, it was like, basically torture what I did. I, cause I took NyQuil last night, and then I woke up and I felt like a lot better than I did the day before. I also got an IV yesterday, no big deal.

• 5:04Speaker 01

  Just my thing now. And I woke up, and as I was getting ready, I was like, alright, I'm gonna take some DayQuil. So I put it, I like, filled up a cap and I drank it, but I kept it in my mouth, cause I thought, oh, how often are you supposed to take this shit? So then, I went on my phone and I was Googling while it was still in my mouth, and it's fucking disgusting. And I was just like, looking it up, but apparently you can take it like, like, uh, you could put, take like two ounces, or whatever the fuck it is, for, uh, every four to six hours. So I was like, oh, I'm chilling.

• 5:41Speaker 00

  You should do an experiment. Alright?

• 5:44Speaker 01

  More ideas?

• 5:45Speaker 00

  This is, uh, it's just as good as my old idea, it might honestly be even better. An experiment, take a bunch, not a bunch, take a standard dosage of NyQuil. By the way, don't do this, anyone that's listening. And then also, chase it down with like, a Red Bull, and see what kicks in first.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  See what kicks in?

• 6:09Speaker 01

  I mean, I think that defeats the purpose of the entire thing.

• 6:12Speaker 00

  You think they'll just neg- negate each other, like?

• 6:14Speaker 01

  I mean, I think that it probably shouldn't do that.

• 6:16Speaker 00

  And I'm not gonna.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, you shouldn't, I, I, I'm no cardiologist.

• 6:19Speaker 00

  What's the, what do you wanna get out of this?

• 6:21Speaker 01

  Just see what happens.

• 6:22Speaker 00

  You don't run experiments in your life, just to see like, what's gonna happen?

• 6:25Speaker 01

  Not with my health.

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Yeah, me neither.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  I like, I like taking the extra strength NyQuil and just seeing how long I could wake, stay up, and it feels like you're melting into your bed.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  I can beat NyQuil. Like, I for sure can beat NyQuil, like, without a doubt. It's just, when you give in to the sleep, it's hard. Like, it doesn't really put me to sleep as much as it like...

• 6:49Speaker 00

  It steps on my head when I'm asleep.

• 6:50Speaker 01

  Really?

• 6:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Like it, it puts you to like...

• 6:53Speaker 00

  I sleep.

• 6:54Speaker 01

  Really?

• 6:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's nice.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  I might need to start, I probably shouldn't.

• 6:58Speaker 00

  Nope. You haven't had a good idea since we started this episode.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  Here's what I should do.

• 7:03Speaker 00

  No.

• 7:03Speaker 01

  Start taking it.

• 7:04Speaker 00

  I mean, they've made like Z-Quill, which is basically just a sleep aid. It's not, like, they don't have like any like...

• 7:10Speaker 01

  They have that.

• 7:11Speaker 00

  Chemicals or medicines in it and stuff like that. I know people that take it and they conk hard. I mean, I think Mikey is one of the people that like...

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  He said he's taken it.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  I'm not a big, like, you know, supplement person like that.

• 7:25Speaker 00

  Neither am I.

• 7:25Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't really do any of that. I rarely take even Advil and Tylenol. If I have a headache for a day, I'll just like let it rock for the most part.

• 7:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, ever since I learned that like most headaches can be cured just by drinking a ton of water, I've stopped, but like, there was a time where like, I would take like, every other day I would take Advil.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm only quilling because we have a show tomorrow.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:47Speaker 01

  So I'm like, I gotta like, speed this up.

• 7:49Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm not, I'm not like, I, it, it takes a lot for me. I could fall asleep anywhere, almost anytime, but my issue is staying asleep. So like NyQuil and like Z-Quil and like gummies of what, melatonin, they're not gonna do much for me because I can fall asleep, it's a staying asleep that's a problem.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  I mean, I think all of that stuff is supposed to help you.

• 8:12Speaker 00

  I know what it's supposed to do. I'm telling you what it doesn't do.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  You're, you're, yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  I just don't know, I just can't, I just can't.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  How many times do you wake up every night?

• 8:20Speaker 00

  I mean, it's not like I wake up, I'm, but like, I, I toss and turn and while I'm tossing, I'm turning. I'm aware that I am...

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Awake.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  Awake, you know, like, it's not like I'm like...

• 8:30Speaker 01

  Is it a long time though, that it takes you a long time to go back to sleep?

• 8:32Speaker 00

  Not particularly, but like, I, I can't tell you the last time, also I have kids, but that, even with the kids sleeping through the night, I can't tell you the last time I had like, a full night of sleep and woken up in the morning and be like, holy shit, it's the morning. Wow. Yeah. That's bad. Yeah, not great. Yeah, that's really, that's not great. And like, it's crazy because like, when we'll be on tour, the idea is like, oh, like, get a great night of sleep. Doesn't happen for me. How often are you waking up, do you think? At least three times. But like, again, it's not like, uh, I'm awake. It's like, uh, I roll over, but my, but I know that I'm rolling over. Like, I'm consciously doing it. It's not like it's- Awake? Yeah. Yeah, but it's not like, I'm not like, fully awake, though.

• 9:17Speaker 00

  Like, that's the thing. There's like a, there's like a twilight in the, in between. Yeah. And, you know. That sucks. The burden I must bear. I feel like people, I toss and turn. It's, I have a, uh, an app that tells me when I'm like, moving, or like, I'm snoring, or something like that. It'll like, tell me, so I can track all that stuff. So like, I can hear on that thing, like, movement. Like, it'll say movement. And I can hear myself moving, but I don't remember that. Really? Yeah, like, I don't remember moving at all. Oh. It's not like I sleep and I just like, don't move, like, definitely move. I remember them. I'm also like, I'll hear something in the, in the house, and I'll just be like, huh? What? Who, who is that? Who goes there? Basically. Do you have a weapon?

• 10:04Speaker 00

  I mean, I, I got these right here. These bad boys. Right. Uh, I do have a panic button. What? I have a panic button. What's that? I mean, I know what it is. Well, there you go. Then you answered your own question. Well, I know that your house isn't what I'm thinking it is. No, I don't have a panic room. Is a bank. No. So. I have a button, that if I press it, it immediately alerts the authorities, that like, there was panic about. Panic, is this something you bought? Yeah. Life Alert? How does it work? It's literally, it looks like, it's like Life Alert. Sure, my grandmother used to have Life Alert. So you have Life Alert? But it's not Life Alert. It's through a sponsor of the show. Oh! Simplesay, yeah, what's up? I'm a big- They have a panic button? Hell, yeah, they do.

• 10:49Speaker 00

  So what does it look like? It literally looks like a little remote, and there's one button on it. And it's red. And it's a red button. And it's hidden somewhere in my room. Uh huh. So, shall I need to panic? Panic, I will. Did you, have you ever pressed it? No. Does it have a glass case? It does not have a glass case. Is it just out and about? It's hidden. No, I mean like, um. Like, the kids can find it and they can press it. Right, that's. But, let's hope that doesn't happen. Got it. Um, but like, my grandmother had Life Alert and she used to press that shit regularly. And they would just pull up? No, I've told this story. My grandmother had it, but it was on one of those like beaded chains.

• 11:32Speaker 00

  You know, like the metal beaded chains that you like, you know, like put on the sides of the clasp? And she would regularly clean it. She would press it a lot? So she would press it and, and, and there was a box like. Wait, why is she cleaning a necklace? It was like a plastic button on a necklace and she would get food or something out of, I don't know. She, she, she, she didn't know what she was doing. You expect me to know? I don't know.

• 11:57Speaker 00

  I don't know. But, she would clean it and then there was a box in our, in our dining room. And it was like a, when she would press it, they would call through the box. It was like lined in with the phone. They're like, "Yeah, you good?" Yeah, literally. We, there was one time where she did it and I was so annoyed because she was upstairs. I was in the living room and I just hear, and it always sounds like whoever is calling is like mid-transportation to our house. Like, it's like. Oh no. Windows down, like, "Are you kidding me? We're on our way." Yeah. And she was upstairs and I was like, "Yaya, you pressed it again." And she was like, what, she couldn't hear me, so I was frustrated. So I'm yelling over to this box. I'm like, "She's fine! She's completely fine!" Oh yeah.

• 12:43Speaker 00

  And they were just like, "Okay." It's kind of like the boy who cried wolf though, because what if your grandma was up there and she, she really like. I think, yeah, I think that they knew my grandmother though and they knew that it was. She was pressing the thing. That, for those situations, like, just respond to every single situation. Do you think you could accidentally press this button? Oh yeah. Yeah? Yeah. You should test it out. Probably should, right? Yeah, see if it works. See the response time. I should, just to like. I mean, I'm sure, I think there are like legal things behind like falsely calling the authorities. Lie. Yep. Oh, I'm, I don't like that. I don't like lying. I'm not gonna do that. Oh, I thought. I'm not gonna do that. I'm sure there's a test mode. Maybe I'll test mode it out.

• 13:27Speaker 00

  How would you test, other than knowing that they got the call? Well, like simply say, if, this is a pure fucking. Oh, if you call them and be like, "Yo, I'm about to hit the button." You could put, no, you could put your system in test mode. So like you can test like if you let the alarm go off, what it sounds like. I got like an extra loud, it's like a hundred five decibel alarm.

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Just to, just in case anyone breaks into his house, the entire family goes deaf.

• 13:50Speaker 00

  I mean, that's a, that's a huge deterrent, a loud alarm.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Rather be deaf than alive, or deaf and alive.

• 13:56Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Death and alive, yes.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  And they know exactly which room it's coming from now, and where you are.

• 14:02Speaker 00

  That's fine, if, if someone does break in, I'd rather them come straight to my room than to anyone else's fucking room.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:08Speaker 02

  That's a fair point.

• 14:09Speaker 00

  But, it's, I, I'll put it in test mode and see what happens.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  We're gonna figure this out, we're gonna myth box this thing.

• 14:16Speaker 00

  We have no idea. Right now, uh, I, I don't have a weapon, but I have several lined up for me.

• 14:24Speaker 01

  Anybody know what that means? Anyone? I have several lined up for me?

• 14:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, like I-

• 14:29Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 14:30Speaker 00

  I just need to get my, my registration, and I have been told that I will be gifted several guns.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Oh my god, dude.

• 14:39Speaker 01

  Making the transition to conservative is very interesting.

• 14:42Speaker 00

  Well, no, hold on, I'm not going like full fucking AR-16.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  There it is.

• 14:47Speaker 00

  You know?

• 14:48Speaker 01

  The transition is nearly complete. I have weapons lined up for me.

• 14:52Speaker 00

  I, I have been told-

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Are they cool, or are they like, old hunting?

• 14:56Speaker 00

  These are pretty cool ones.

• 14:57Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 14:58Speaker 00

  These are pretty cool ones. Don't! I think one of them, I think one of them is a shotgun.

• 15:03Speaker 01

  That's insane. I mean, I mean, I'm, I'm just trying to scare a burglar, I'm not trying to like-

• 15:08Speaker 00

  I mean, what scares a burglar more than a fucking?

• 15:12Speaker 00

  Get out!

• 15:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, but if you had to shoot that thing, it's like-

• 15:15Speaker 00

  I can see myself-

• 15:16Speaker 01

  Now we're talking about redoing the entire living room.

• 15:18Speaker 00

  I'll be the one at the top of the stairs, that like I hear a burglar downstairs and I just cock it and go, "You got a minute to get out."

• 15:25Speaker 01

  "You got a minute to get out," and the guy's like, "Fuck you," and Frank puts a- He's like, "I'm giving you a warning shot," takes out his fucking roof.

• 15:33Speaker 00

  That would be something. What? A shotgun? Yeah. Dude. Imagine shotgunning a person? Disgusting. Yeah, I wouldn't be pumped about that. I wouldn't feel good about it. Yo dude. Brand new house. I would be the one that like in these movies where I'm like holding the gun to them and I'm just like, "Come on, leave!" Don't you make me fuck do it. Don't make me do it! Which would scare me more, honestly. What? If he's freaking out like that. Yeah, if you like break into someone's house and they have a gun out and they're crying, I'd be like, "Oh my god, so dead." Oh my god, I just realized, I have uh like a really high-powered um uh flashlight that has a strobe effect on it. Yeah. I gotta keep that with it, right? Absolutely. Because I gotta do- Tape it to the top!

• 16:16Speaker 00

  I gotta do the, I gotta do the tape and I gotta have it strobing, so if I find it, like, "Blah blah blah blah." It's like, "Wait, what the fuck is happening?" This is, yo honestly, we're starting to dip into the toes of like conservative world right now, so like maybe we're like the show's gonna, we're gonna be like, I know how much you wanna become like conservative podcast of the year. I love how you're trying to flip this on me. It was a good attempt, but uh- No, I, I've, I stand by- You wanna be a cop? I've always stood by- "What are you doing down there?" That's a cool way to hold it. "Get out of my fucking kitchen!" I, I wanna like- Is everyone's rooms on the second floor? Yeah. I don't wanna talk about the layout of your home, actually. I will say, when you just said high-powered flashlight and then the strobe effect, I'm like, that might be the most effective like way

• 17:02Speaker 00

  to like deter someone, cuz if I'm getting hit with a giant strobe, I'm, my entire, I'm useless. Dude. I can't see. Do you remember as kids going to like school dances and they had a strobe and it was just like, "What the fu-" "Where the fuck am I?" Yeah, because it's like, your hand's here and then it's there. Yeah, and you're, you're, and like, the reason why I loved the strobe when I was younger is cuz I looked like such a good dancer in a strobe. You did, dude. I looked like such a good dancer cuz like, I can like move a little, but in a strobe, I'm fucking like Michael Jackson. You know what I mean? It's like, I remember when strobe effects would come on at like our elementary school dances, which by the way, we also are not sensitive to strobing effects, which is

• 17:45Speaker 00

  very, we're very lucky because there are people that are very, very sensitive to that stuff. Yeah, they got that lapsed. Yeah. Well, the epileps, not the leprosy.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  I don't know if they're sensitive to.

• 17:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, just completely just like.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:00Speaker 00

  Boiling it down to the lips. But like. I remember like I felt like I was eight years old and I was like fucking Hathaway like I was at like a. A rave in fucking Manhattan just like. What is love, love, baby, don't hurt me and it's like fucking ping ping ding ding ping ping ping ping. Oh.

• 18:20Speaker 01

  Wow, I feel like I'm there.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love a good strobe, man.

• 18:25Speaker 00

  Oh, what I wish. I know we could do them at our shows. Do we do them at our shows? Now that I think about it.

• 18:32Speaker 01

  Sometimes there's strobe when we walk out, they do strobe, but like. It doesn't hit as hard as like an actual strobe.

• 18:39Speaker 00

  What is the difference between like the strobing effect? Is there like a specific light, like a strobe light is very unique?

• 18:46Speaker 01

  I think it's just the intensity of the. Like. Obviously, it's like on and off type of thing, but I think it's the intensity of the light.

• 18:56Speaker 00

  Let's get a strobe in here, dude.

• 18:57Speaker 01

  And like the speed, obviously.

• 18:58Speaker 00

  Let's get a strobe in here and just fucking.

• 19:00Speaker 01

  What are we gonna do with a strobe?

• 19:01Speaker 00

  Dance like we're in a nineties like Euro pop fucking. Music video?

• 19:05Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't know how long I would last in a strobe. I like, I think you should only probably strobe for like ten seconds. Anything more than that is crazy.

• 19:12Speaker 00

  Let's make a deal. You buy a strobe light for the studio. I'll put together the best dance playlist you've ever heard in your entire life.

• 19:19Speaker 01

  Frank, we both know this isn't gonna happen.

• 19:20Speaker 00

  I know.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Like, I'm not, I'm not buying a strobe light.

• 19:23Speaker 00

  A boy could dream. You know, your dream is for a strobe light. My dream is for. Honestly, honestly, right now, it's a little bit of a strobe light. You remember the, there was the Pokemon episode that got banned because of the strobe light?

• 19:37Speaker 01

  No.

• 19:37Speaker 00

  You didn't hear about this?

• 19:39Speaker 01

  There was a strobe light in Pokemon?

• 19:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, so the very first season, there was the episode that had the Pokemon Porygon in it. Remember Porygon?

• 19:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, the like. Bunch of shapes.

• 19:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um. It, the episode itself had a strobing effect. I think it was like when like Porygon and Pikachu like use their moves at the same time.

• 19:58Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 19:59Speaker 00

  And. Several hundred kids across Japan had uh, uh, like epileptic seizure, seizures, uh, maybe seizures, yes. As a result, and they pulled the episode forever, and it's like a lost piece of content.

• 20:13Speaker 02

  We wouldn't be able to pull it up because of like, it causes epilepsy, but whatever you're imagining, it's eight times worse. It's so intensely bad.

• 20:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  You've seen it?

• 20:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I've seen it.

• 20:21Speaker 00

  You could see clips of it, I mean, we, we could pull it up for us, we would never put it on, you know, god forbid, but like, it was like that intense, that like, since then, and, and unless I'm mistaken, I don't think the Pokemon Porgon has appeared in an episode since.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't, that's too deep for me.

• 20:37Speaker 01

  It's a deeper cut.

• 20:39Speaker 00

  I could be wrong.

• 20:39Speaker 01

  I don't work for the company.

• 20:40Speaker 00

  But like, that's crazy, you know?

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Have you seen it?

• 20:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, I've seen it.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  Is it like?

• 20:45Speaker 00

  Pull it up, try to pull it up.

• 20:46Speaker 01

  Why'd you say it's so bad?

• 20:47Speaker 00

  It is because the color mix is like very intense, and like-

• 20:50Speaker 01

  It's like, obviously like, yo, you're-

• 20:52Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, and, bro, and it's on a nineties CRT TV, like that are smaller, and like, kids are sitting this fucking close to it. You know, because they're watching Pokemon to begin with.

• 21:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:03Speaker 00

  So, it was, it was, I re- I never saw the actual episode, but like, afterward, I've seen like the clips of it and stuff like that.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  I can, I can show you, it's so intense, but I, I mean, we won't pop it up, I guess, but-

• 21:17Speaker 01

  Uh, because I feel like I've seen some shows where, uh,

• 21:22Speaker 01

  it'll say like, there might be some strobe in this, or whatever, like-

• 21:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:26Speaker 01

  So they still do it, but they just have to warn people that it's a thing.

• 21:28Speaker 02

  It's only, it's only ten seconds, like twelve seconds, but just, just watch this.

• 21:32Speaker 01

  Oh, oh. Yep, gonna have to lower that for sure.

• 21:36Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that's not great.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  It's just like-

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:41Speaker 02

  This whole, like, this is-

• 21:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's the whole screen.

• 21:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, and it's, and, I don't, I'm not a math scientist, I mean, I'm definitely not a math sci-

• 21:50Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 21:50Speaker 00

  I'm not a color scientist, but like, I know that there are colors that are more triggering for people, like in terms of like, you know, with epilepsy. That seems like it is a cocktail of not good stuff.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, that'll do it, I think.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's just a full screen of flashing color, like, there's no like, subject matter.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's nothing there, except, what is there? So you had nightmares?

• 22:13Speaker 00

  I did have nightmares. Uh, well, not that I had nightmares, I just had deep, deep, deep sleep dreams.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Did you hear the report? Did you have any cheese yesterday?

• 22:23Speaker 00

  Cheese?

• 22:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:27Speaker 00

  Did you have any cheese yesterday with my doctor?

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Did you have any cheese yesterday?

• 22:29Speaker 00

  Uh...

• 22:31Speaker 01

  I don't think so.

• 22:33Speaker 00

  Well, there's a re- I just saw this the other day. That's strange that it popped up. There's reportedly a new study that shows that certain types of cheese can give you, like, intense nightmares.

• 22:46Speaker 01

  Cheese.

• 22:47Speaker 00

  Cheese, baby. I mean, Greg, we know any cheese gives Greg nightmares.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  I don't know. I mean...

• 22:54Speaker 00

  Wait, like, specific cheese? Like, great cheese?

• 22:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, so I'm pulling them up now. So, there are some that are more, like...

• 23:01Speaker 01

  You're more prone to nightmares?

• 23:03Speaker 00

  More prone. I think brie was one of them, like, just like, the creamier cheeses that...

• 23:09Speaker 01

  I've never had a cheesy nightmare in my life. I don't think.

• 23:12Speaker 00

  Really?

• 23:13Speaker 01

  I don't have a lot of nightmares.

• 23:15Speaker 00

  When's the, like...

• 23:16Speaker 01

  My last nightmare? I mean, I've had, like, weird stuff. I just told you I had that dream where I was, like, balding and had pimples in my fucking bald spots and shit. I don't know if I would call that a nightmare. A nightmare is, like, I wake up and I'm like, "Holy fuck." Like, people were getting shot or shooting at me.

• 23:31Speaker 00

  I always have, like, creepy face nightmares.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  Creepy face?

• 23:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, like creepy face, like Exorcist face. Not always.

• 23:37Speaker 01

  You have the face?

• 23:38Speaker 00

  Uh, when I have a nightmare, that's mostly what it is.

• 23:41Speaker 01

  But like, your face is like that? Or someone else's face?

• 23:43Speaker 00

  No, no, like, I'll be like, I'll look in the mirror and I'll see, like, you know...

• 23:47Speaker 01

  A face?

• 23:47Speaker 00

  Like, Exorcist face, yeah.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 23:50Speaker 00

  That's a spooky one.

• 23:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't like that.

• 23:53Speaker 00

  That was like, the ultimate, like, jump scare, like, back in, like, the days of, like, FunnyJunk.com, you know?

• 23:58Speaker 01

  The medicine cabinet?

• 24:00Speaker 00

  Medicine ca- oh, like, they'd close it and it was there?

• 24:02Speaker 01

  Yeah, they'd be like, "Fine, huh," and they'd close it, be like, "Oh, my god, right behind me."

• 24:05Speaker 00

  Well, the one that was very famous was the one that was, like, the drive through, like, the hills of, like, the Netherlands.

• 24:10Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 24:11Speaker 00

  And then the zombie, like, popped up or...

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Hated that so much, dude.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  That was a tough one.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Made me fucking yelp like a bitch.

• 24:15Speaker 00

  The maze game. The maze game was a big one.

• 24:18Speaker 01

  I remember that. They- they had all of those back then. I didn't like that fucking at all.

• 24:23Speaker 00

  But if- if I were to tell you that cheese can, if this study is legit, would you stop eating cheese?

• 24:31Speaker 01

  No.

• 24:33Speaker 00

  What?

• 24:34Speaker 01

  Are you insane?

• 24:35Speaker 00

  I just wanna make sure. I know, I know-

• 24:36Speaker 01

  You could tell me so much worse things in the world, and I would still eat the cheese. Nightmares? It's alright.

• 24:43Speaker 00

  Would you give up? What's the first cheese you'd- you'd be willing to give up? Like, it's like, you're cool with cheese-

• 24:47Speaker 01

  There's cheeses I don't even like.

• 24:48Speaker 00

  Really?

• 24:49Speaker 01

  I think.

• 24:50Speaker 00

  I don't think I've had a cheese I don't like. Oh, that's not true. Cottage.

• 24:54Speaker 01

  Cottage cheese is not horrific, but like-

• 24:56Speaker 00

  For me it is.

• 24:57Speaker 01

  I mean, I wouldn't eat just like, I wouldn't just raw dog some cottage cheese.

• 25:01Speaker 00

  People do that.

• 25:02Speaker 01

  No, I know. But like, I, I wouldn't do that. Uh, I don't even know, I don't know cheese that well. Like, I know cheese, but like, not like-

• 25:10Speaker 00

  You're not like, boys with cheese.

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, the last thing I'm giving up is that fucking Parmesan.

• 25:15Speaker 00

  Parmigge.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Mozzarella would be tough. Yo, American cheese, I'm good, bro.

• 25:22Speaker 00

  Technically, it's not even cheese, but I like American cheese.

• 25:25Speaker 01

  I don't like it.

• 25:26Speaker 00

  It's the perfect, I learned from that movie, The Menu, it's the perfect cheese for a burger, cause it doesn't split. It stays gooey.

• 25:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm cool on American cheese. I don't need it.

• 25:37Speaker 00

  I mean, we probably, you're, you're better than I am. We probably shouldn't be having it.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  I don't need Swiss cheese either. I'm good.

• 25:47Speaker 00

  I'm, I'm pretty good with Swiss cheese.

• 25:53Speaker 00

  You're right over there.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I heard a little.

• 25:55Speaker 00

  Are you at least impressed that I got up that high for that long?

• 25:57Speaker 01

  I almost felt like, impressed that I could hear that, cause you know how like, you get to a certain age where you probably can't hear that anymore, that decibel.

• 26:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, they have those things, those tests where it's like, only under thirty can hear this pin, you know?

• 26:12Speaker 01

  It's crazy, cause something like that, I don't even really believe in, but I know that it's real. Uh-

• 26:17Speaker 00

  So, alright, you're not giving up any type of cheese. You'll give up American and Swiss.

• 26:22Speaker 01

  I mean, if, if someone told me, every time you eat cheese, you're gonna have a nightmare, it would not affect my life at all.

• 26:26Speaker 00

  If someone said, you have to give up five cheeses, eh, but, eh, but you'll never have a nightmare ever again. You'll take the nightmares?

• 26:36Speaker 01

  No, I'm sure there's five cheeses that I haven't even had.

• 26:39Speaker 00

  I, I'm, I'm, I'm, alright, I'm not saying like, you know, some like, chamomile crusted-

• 26:42Speaker 01

  No, I'm not giving up five cheeses.

• 26:44Speaker 00

  You're not giving up five cheeses?

• 26:45Speaker 01

  I probably know seven.

• 26:47Speaker 00

  You know more than seven cheeses, Joe. You could probably go ten.

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 26:51Speaker 00

  You just named two. Four, you just named-

• 26:53Speaker 01

  I'm, American cheese, Swiss cheese, I could give up brie, I guess.

• 26:58Speaker 00

  You said mozzarella, you said, uh, Parmesan, so there's five right there, baby. You know at least five more cheeses.

• 27:06Speaker 01

  Cheddar.

• 27:07Speaker 00

  Bang.

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Does Jack add anything?

• 27:10Speaker 00

  Yeah, Jack!

• 27:12Speaker 01

  But like, Jack cheddar is, you know?

• 27:14Speaker 00

  I think Jack is its own thing.

• 27:15Speaker 01

  I thought Jack was like, it's just cheddar cheese with shit in it.

• 27:19Speaker 00

  I mean, it's different type.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  Alright. I love that cheese.

• 27:23Speaker 00

  Jack is a good guy. Good, good guy, good cheese.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  What's nacho cheese?

• 27:26Speaker 00

  Fake.

• 27:27Speaker 01

  Right.

• 27:28Speaker 00

  But we'll put it in there.

• 27:29Speaker 01

  I could give that up.

• 27:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, that I'm fine with giving up too, but I do love my pretzel bites. Oh, I'm a whore for some pretzel bites.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  That cheese is so nasty that like... I'm good.

• 27:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, not pumped about that one.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm good on that. Oh, I can't do it. It's fucking disgusting.

• 27:45Speaker 00

  I love, I, I love cheeses. I'm cool with cheeses.

• 27:49Speaker 01

  I don't think it's ever given me nightmares, though. This might be bullshit.

• 27:52Speaker 00

  Is there other food that gives you nightmares? Can we look that up real quick?

• 27:55Speaker 02

  Um, yes, I have, uh, some here. I have some here. Uh, cheese is number one.

• 28:00Speaker 00

  Crazy.

• 28:01Speaker 02

  It says, "Avoid four cheese pizza right before bed." That's like...

• 28:03Speaker 00

  Well, four cheese pizza, does anyone even sell that anymore?

• 28:07Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 28:08Speaker 00

  Probably, like Little Caesars.

• 28:09Speaker 01

  I've seen like, microwavable cheeses that are like that.

• 28:11Speaker 00

  I mean, listen, I think it's probably a good idea to avoid a meal like that right before bed, period. Like a heavy, heavy meal like that?

• 28:18Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. That's probably true. Uh, number two, it says hot sauce.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  Hot sauce?

• 28:23Speaker 00

  Interesting!

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Peppies?

• 28:26Speaker 00

  Peppers? Interesting, why?

• 28:28Speaker 02

  It's more difficult for the digestive system to process, and it just messes up your body at night. Like, your body's doing too much.

• 28:35Speaker 00

  These are causing nightmares, though?

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Apparently.

• 28:37Speaker 00

  I can't, I mean, I can't even tell you when I've ever had hot sauce before bed.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Who the fuck is having hot sauce and going to sleep?

• 28:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. Who's having four cheese pizza and going to sleep?

• 28:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, that, I feel like is, I don't know.

• 28:50Speaker 00

  It's probably happened, like, people are drunk or high and do it, but...

• 28:52Speaker 02

  For sure. Uh, number three is chocolate.

• 28:55Speaker 01

  I actually have heard that before.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  Huh!

• 28:57Speaker 01

  That chocolate causes nightmares.

• 28:59Speaker 00

  Another thing I'm not really having before bed. Yeah, no.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Well, I don't think it's like, right before, like, you take a bite of chocolate and think, "I sleep now."

• 29:08Speaker 00

  I'm saying within...

• 29:09Speaker 01

  It has to be close.

• 29:10Speaker 00

  Within a clocked hour before bed.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  Well, I mean, I guess that makes sense, like, people have like, chocolate as a, like, a dessert or something.

• 29:15Speaker 00

  Why will, like, hotels put chocolate on your pillow? What the fuck is that?

• 29:19Speaker 01

  It's never good chocolate either.

• 29:21Speaker 00

  It's like dogshit chocolate. It's like a dark chocolate mint fucking bullshit.

• 29:27Speaker 01

  Also, the chocolate they give you on planes? Disgusting.

• 29:31Speaker 00

  It's disgusting shit.

• 29:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:33Speaker 00

  He's not wrong.

• 29:34Speaker 01

  Although on the flight home from, uh, where the fuck were we?

• 29:36Speaker 00

  San Francisco.

• 29:37Speaker 01

  San Francisco. Uh, the flight attendant had very warm chocolate chip cookies. My god.

• 29:44Speaker 00

  Really?

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:45Speaker 00

  Hmm, I might, I might need a, they were fantastic.

• 29:47Speaker 01

  I need a start.

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Uh, another one is spicy curry.

• 29:51Speaker 01

  Spicy curry?

• 29:52Speaker 00

  So it sounds like anything that could just be gumming up the works. Cheeses, hot sauces.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  So, I, uh, spicy stuff, I guess, yeah.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Anything that's, that doesn't seem to be the easiest to digest. It just makes your body do too much and the lack, the worse sleep makes you have.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  Just rattle them off. What do you got?

• 30:06Speaker 02

  I got pasta, ice cream, milk, bread, chips.

• 30:10Speaker 01

  So every fucking thing in the world?

• 30:14Speaker 01

  Jesus, that's like everything.

• 30:15Speaker 00

  That's crazy because I have, I have been known to have a pre-bed sandwich. And.

• 30:22Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 30:23Speaker 00

  Like after dinner?

• 30:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. So you have dinner?

• 30:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  Then you get into bed?

• 30:29Speaker 00

  Uh, not right away. We eat dinner at like, because we have kids, we eat dinner at like five or six.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Okay, oh.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  And then I'm not going to bed till like ten thirty, so like, there's four hours in there that daddy gets hungry for a little snacky poo.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:40Speaker 00

  So.

• 30:41Speaker 01

  What kind of sandwich?

• 30:43Speaker 00

  Typically.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  You're gonna hate me for it. You know, you know what sandwiches I like. Typically, I'm going lettuce, tomato, mayo. Oh, I was asking if they were just like, like what kind of, like.

• 30:52Speaker 00

  Oh, like I wasn't having like a fucking Reuben, if that's what you're asking.

• 30:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 30:56Speaker 00

  No, like.

• 30:57Speaker 01

  Like a meat sandwich?

• 30:58Speaker 00

  No, no, mostly just like lettuce, tomato, mayo, you know, even just tomato mayo, but also a pre-bed.

• 31:05Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on.

• 31:06Speaker 00

  Bowl of cereal?

• 31:06Speaker 01

  Wait, hold on. You will eat a sandwich that's bread with mayonnaise and tomato and that's it?

• 31:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:15Speaker 01

  That's insane.

• 31:16Speaker 00

  That's delicious.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Right before bed.

• 31:18Speaker 00

  Right before bed.

• 31:18Speaker 01

  I mean, it's not, I'm not disputing the taste. It's just like, calling that a sandwich is bananas.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  By definition, it's in between two pieces of bread. It's a sandwich.

• 31:27Speaker 01

  I know. By definition, Frank, here he is. Ladies and gentlemen, he's back.

• 31:30Speaker 00

  I mean, uh, what do you mean I'm back? Uh, you, you're saying calling that a sandwich. It's a sandwich.

• 31:34Speaker 01

  It's tomatoes.

• 31:35Speaker 00

  How is it not a sandwich?

• 31:36Speaker 01

  It's tomatoes.

• 31:37Speaker 00

  Okay, so? Who cares what's on the inside? It's a sandwich.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Me. That's what I'm disputing.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  You're a, you're a sandwich fraud. You're a sandwich truther now? You're on sandwich QAnon? Uh, Reddit chans? What are they called?

• 31:50Speaker 01

  I feel like you know what they're called. Reddit chans.

• 31:52Speaker 00

  What are they called? Forums?

• 31:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 31:56Speaker 00

  Threads?

• 31:57Speaker 01

  There you go. That's it. I don't know! That's what I'm saying! Yeah, that's crazy. Call that a sandwich. Would you eat that sandwich?

• 32:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:03Speaker 00

  Why not?

• 32:04Speaker 01

  Two to one, you're wrong. It's just how it works. This is democracy, Frank.

• 32:07Speaker 00

  He's... honestly, he is right.

• 32:09Speaker 02

  Can you have a sandwich without meat?

• 32:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. Grilled cheese.

• 32:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  Oh, man.

• 32:16Speaker 00

  A veggie sandwich is a veggie sandwich.

• 32:18Speaker 01

  That's true, too.

• 32:19Speaker 02

  Well, then, I'm back on his side. It's a sandwich, then.

• 32:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm like- Two one, democracy!

• 32:24Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm not like disputing the, uh...

• 32:27Speaker 02

  Integrity of the sandwich.

• 32:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. You're, you're, you're just, you're saying that-

• 32:31Speaker 01

  I'm like, people who call it a sandwich is, that's like-

• 32:33Speaker 00

  It's like, it's like a, a, a, a baseball player that is just like really bad. Like technically, they're a baseball player, but like, are they? You know what I mean?

• 32:41Speaker 01

  It's more of like, if you, if, if you play... What's the lowest, uh, form of professional baseball?

• 32:50Speaker 00

  Like-

• 32:51Speaker 01

  Is it double or triple?

• 32:51Speaker 00

  Little league, I guess.

• 32:52Speaker 01

  No, no, no, like, is triple A-

• 32:54Speaker 02

  What?

• 32:55Speaker 01

  I'm saying if, like, in the minors-

• 32:56Speaker 00

  There's like, there's like, uh-

• 32:58Speaker 01

  Frank, it's triple A, double A, and A.

• 33:00Speaker 00

  Single A.

• 33:01Speaker 01

  So, single A's the lowest?

• 33:03Speaker 00

  To my understanding, yes.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  Okay. So, I would say that it's similar to someone who plays single A baseball, being like, "I'm a professional baseball player." Like, I get it, you're a professional baseball player, but we all know what we're talking about when we're saying professional baseball player. You know what I mean? That's kind of how I'm doing this.

• 33:20Speaker 00

  Sure, yeah, okay.

• 33:21Speaker 01

  Like, "Yeah, it's a sandwich, but like, it ain't a sandwich."

• 33:25Speaker 00

  It's not what we have come to know as a sandwich, but it's a sandwich, baby. And it's a delicious one at that.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  There's bread there, I get it.

• 33:31Speaker 00

  You're gonna tell me you've never had just a ugly, fat bitch of a tomato, and just like, that alone is, is just a nice beefy part of like, your, your food?

• 33:43Speaker 01

  No. And you squinting your eyes and saying it that way doesn't make it beefier. Uh, it's a tomato at the end of the day. At the end of the day. That's not even a song. But we have some sponsors, uh, before we continue here. We have Zocdoc, which I am probably gonna use if I don't get better in the next few days. But Zocdoc is a website and an app. It's a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click instantly to book appointments, okay? And all these doctors are patient-reviewed, so they're gonna get a score out of five, so you know who's having a good experience with these doctors and who isn't. And this is the site that I was using when I came off of my mother's insurance and I had to be an adult unfortunately.

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• 38:40Speaker 00

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• 39:07Speaker 00

  Not bad.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  It's crazy.

• 39:10Speaker 00

  Not bad that I did that there, right?

• 39:12Speaker 01

  The kisses?

• 39:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was a good kiss.

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:15Speaker 00

  I can't remember the last time I blew a kiss.

• 39:18Speaker 00

  I have, yeah, I have young kids. I blow them all the time.

• 39:21Speaker 02

  What about the last time you received a blown kiss?

• 39:23Speaker 01

  That was an insane sentence, dude. That was so insane.

• 39:29Speaker 00

  I can't even imagine how that happened.

• 39:35Speaker 01

  That was so bad.

• 39:37Speaker 00

  So bad.

• 39:41Speaker 00

  I blow them kisses, guys. God almighty. Oh, god, that sucks.

• 39:51Speaker 00

  That's the worst one I think we've ever had.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  That we've ever had, yeah.

• 39:54Speaker 00

  That's the worst one I think we've ever had.

• 39:56Speaker 01

  That's gonna be in the Hall of Fame.

• 39:57Speaker 00

  I mean, Hall of Shame for some of us up here, you know?

• 40:03Speaker 01

  That's great. Oh, god. That hurt.

• 40:07Speaker 00

  It takes a lot for me to be actually embarrassed and ashamed. That one is up there, if not, you know, the top. I blow kisses to my children all the time.

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:19Speaker 00

  Okay? That's what I mean, you sick folks.

• 40:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, no one fucking think anything will come over there and beat you up.

• 40:25Speaker 00

  Fuck you all. Sorry, that was intense. Um, speaking of blowing kisses.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 40:33Speaker 00

  Someone got caught in 4K. Oh, yeah. Someone got caught!

• 40:37Speaker 01

  I was like, what is the fucking transition?

• 40:39Speaker 00

  Someone got caught in 4K, so there was a clip from a, uh, Coldplay concert, which I've never been to a Coldplay concert.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Bro! I've been to a Coldplay concert, it is fire!

• 40:49Speaker 00

  They throw, they put on a show?

• 40:50Speaker 01

  I also love Coldplay.

• 40:51Speaker 00

  I like Coldplay, I have no-

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Yo, the joke that if you like Coldplay, you're gay, is insane. I'm gay as shit, if that's the case.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  That's Nathan Lane.

• 41:00Speaker 01

  If liking Coldplay makes you gay, where's the dick?

• 41:06Speaker 01

  I love Coldplay, dude.

• 41:08Speaker 00

  I like Coldplay, I'm not like a-

• 41:09Speaker 01

  They're great.

• 41:09Speaker 00

  You're a way bigger Coldplay fan than I am.

• 41:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they have this thing where it's like, you put on these sunglasses and shit, and it looks like there's like hearts around.

• 41:16Speaker 00

  Well, you went to a concert, like, several years ago, I'm sure their concerts now are different.

• 41:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:23Speaker 00

  You go back, you go back to a Coldplay?

• 41:24Speaker 01

  They do like the light show thing?

• 41:24Speaker 00

  You go back to a Coldplay concert?

• 41:26Speaker 01

  Have I gone back?

• 41:27Speaker 00

  Will you go back?

• 41:27Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, I absolutely would.

• 41:28Speaker 00

  You'd go back if they invited us? Coldplay?

• 41:32Speaker 01

  Mr. Play, Mr. Cold.

• 41:34Speaker 00

  Hey, Cold, comma, Play. Have us there!

• 41:38Speaker 01

  But at, at this concert, they had like, a camera that they put up on these two audience members. And they were, it was like a, a guy like, you know, wholesomely holding his presumed wife in front of him, and they were kinda singing the song. And then they both noticed that they were on the big screen, and they both were just like, "Oh my god!", and just ducked.

• 42:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, you didn't see this, Ant?

• 42:02Speaker 01

  No.

• 42:02Speaker 00

  Dude, it's, it's- And Chris Martin either, either said like, either, like, something like, "They're embarrassed, or that's someone having an affair." And... That's someone having an affair.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  Unfortunately, we live in this time, and the internet was like, "We're gonna find out who, exactly who these people are." He's the CEO of a company, she's like, the head of-

• 42:23Speaker 00

  Like, HR or something like that.

• 42:24Speaker 01

  HR or something like that.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  Which-

• 42:25Speaker 01

  And I think they're both married to other people.

• 42:28Speaker 00

  They, the, like, the speed at which they ducked out of frame, if they didn't do that-

• 42:34Speaker 01

  We wouldn't even be talking about it.

• 42:35Speaker 00

  Wouldn't even be a conversation.

• 42:36Speaker 01

  But no one has the wherewithal in that moment.

• 42:40Speaker 00

  Well, first of all, don't cheat on your fucking spouse, pieces of shit.

• 42:43Speaker 01

  To, also, we don't know. We don't know what the hell's going on there.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  Fair.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  We don't know.

• 42:50Speaker 00

  But, I think their reaction was very telling.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  Also, this is all alleged. I don't know for sure that it's those people.

• 42:55Speaker 00

  No, there have been people that have immediately gone on, the internet sleuths have gone on and they have found-

• 43:00Speaker 01

  And they'd be like, "Yo, this is this person."

• 43:02Speaker 00

  And they've found a ton of stuff already. This is as of recording. Some more information might come out afterward. And, we hope everyone's okay.

• 43:11Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 43:12Speaker 00

  Like, no one gets like, there's no like, other like, bad things that come out. You know what I mean?

• 43:16Speaker 01

  Like what? What are you talking about?

• 43:17Speaker 00

  I dunno, just wanna make sure it doesn't get there.

• 43:20Speaker 01

  I don't know what you're saying.

• 43:23Speaker 00

  Put it out there.

• 43:25Speaker 00

  I just, it's wild. All they had to do was just not rea- cuz like, he like, ducks out quick, dude.

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:33Speaker 00

  And she starts laughing and turns around and starts laughing.

• 43:36Speaker 01

  No, I mean, in the video that I saw, it looks like she just turned around and then it like, panned over to someone else and the other woman's sitting there like, "Oh, fuck."

• 43:44Speaker 00

  That's an insane thing to happen, at a Coldplay concert nonetheless.

• 43:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:51Speaker 00

  Now, I'm gonna ask you a very serious question, and this is, I need you to put on your law hat. Law, law.

• 44:02Speaker 01

  Hello?

• 44:04Speaker 00

  In a way, is Coldplay or their production team now, open, and now, don't do the whole like, what's right and wrong. Is Coldplay and their production team now, open to like, a lawsuit? If this fucking dude's wife, leaves him and he decides he wants to sue them?

• 44:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 44:24Speaker 00

  Do you think he has grounds to stand on?

• 44:26Speaker 01

  I don't think so. Why would he?

• 44:28Speaker 02

  Should we, should we show the people, who haven't seen it?

• 44:31Speaker 00

  I'm sure by this time, I'm sure by this time, people have seen it.

• 44:34Speaker 01

  I actually feel bad about like, contributing to these har-

• 44:37Speaker 02

  Oh, then we don't, we don't have to.

• 44:38Speaker 01

  This horrible moment.

• 44:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, we don't need to, we don't need to show it. We don't need to show it, we can just talk about it.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  I just watched it quick for myself and it's pretty damaged.

• 44:44Speaker 01

  It's pretty bad, yeah.

• 44:45Speaker 00

  That's what I'm saying, but like, ser- serious question. Do you think, they have opened themselves up to litigation?

• 44:51Speaker 01

  I don't think so. I think that like, I assume-

• 44:57Speaker 01

  I mean, I don't know. If you're going to an event and there's like a screen and cameras, there has to be something in like-

• 45:06Speaker 00

  Like this is being recorded, you might be-

• 45:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. So like, what are you gonna do, I mean?

• 45:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, that's, that's, that's just an insane thing to happen, like-

• 45:15Speaker 01

  And they didn't like target those people. Like, maybe there would be something if they kept going back.

• 45:21Speaker 00

  I've seen though, that, that happened at the Padres game we were at, remember? It was like a, they like, it was like a dance cam and it was a woman dancing and then they went back to her like five minutes later.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  If they did that and these people obviously didn't want to be on camera and they kept going back to them, like, maybe something then?

• 45:36Speaker 00

  Sure, yeah.

• 45:37Speaker 01

  But even then, I'm like, you're in this, you're in the place you could-

• 45:40Speaker 00

  They looked like they were enjoying the shit out of some Coldplay.

• 45:43Speaker 01

  And then they weren't.

• 45:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, that night went south quick.

• 45:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, and honestly, there, there may be some like actual repercussions that happen as far as their company goes.

• 45:54Speaker 00

  I mean-

• 45:55Speaker 01

  That's illegal, isn't it?

• 45:57Speaker 00

  I don't know about illegal, but like it's definitely not cool that like the head of HR is having probably an undocumented affair with the CEO.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a big one.

• 46:09Speaker 00

  The power dynamic there alone is a no-no.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  The board of directors might have a thing to say.

• 46:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, the board's gonna have a problem.

• 46:15Speaker 00

  If he's, if, I mean, they'll probably, I imagine, he'll leave his position, probably remain on the board.

• 46:25Speaker 02

  Now we're speculating about that.

• 46:27Speaker 00

  I mean, CEO, I, I, I mean, I don't know.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  No, yeah, he's gonna have to.

• 46:31Speaker 00

  Do we know that, I don't want to start naming the company, but like-

• 46:34Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know what the fuck it is.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  The double whammy's tough.

• 46:36Speaker 00

  It's not like, it's like Microsoft, you know?

• 46:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 46:39Speaker 00

  That would have been crazy.

• 46:40Speaker 01

  It's not like a fa- he's not a famous CEO, maybe, I don't fucking know, I'm not tapped in like that, but like-

• 46:45Speaker 00

  It's a, it's, it's fucked.

• 46:47Speaker 01

  If Greg was here, he would have known, he loves CEOs, dude. He's so frothed up by CEOs. But yeah, that's a toughie, man. I mean-

• 46:55Speaker 00

  I imagine this is not the first time that, like, I'm not saying for them as individuals, but like the first time a camera at a game has like spotted something happening that shouldn't be happening.

• 47:06Speaker 01

  You know, it's hard to figure out, um, what's real and what's not, cause now they like set that shit up and it's like fake breakups and shit like that, but-

• 47:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, yikes.

• 47:19Speaker 02

  I I've seen a couple of times, like on a cam, when a guy has an arm around the girl and then they're on it and it's like, oh. I've seen that, like in Perth, I've seen that a couple of times. It's like, oh, that was weird.

• 47:28Speaker 00

  That is crazy, like just.

• 47:32Speaker 01

  I just, I don't know, man.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  It's weird to do that in front of like, it's just so many people, anybody can see you.

• 47:39Speaker 00

  What what part of the of the, did they do that at like a, like a dance cam or something at the show you went to?

• 47:45Speaker 01

  I don't really remember. It was, it was a long time ago, but it's like you're at a concert. So obviously like there are times, and when you're a band like that in a stadium, they film the crowd. So like, they'll show some people singing songs or whatever, like it's gonna happen. The only thing is, is like, they may have been so far away that they didn't expect that.

• 48:02Speaker 00

  Well, if you see the, the video that went viral was of a, just a phone recording. So like, it's not like it's the official video from the show. It's like someone was recording and it popped up. Maybe like their friend was on it or something. And then it switched to them and everyone was just like, oh shit. And Chris Martin was just like, what's going on here, folks?

• 48:25Speaker 02

  That, that line makes it like.

• 48:26Speaker 00

  So much worse.

• 48:28Speaker 02

  Probably a trillion times worse.

• 48:30Speaker 01

  I mean, them ducking out of frame is like what got everyone talking, so.

• 48:33Speaker 00

  When you're called out by musician superstar Chris Martin for possibly having an affair, it's tough.

• 48:42Speaker 01

  The whole, the board is going crazy today, dude. Crazy. Do we know where this happened? I think I saw it was in like Boston or something.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  Oh, it was Boston. I saw it. I remember. It was Boston. I remember.

• 48:55Speaker 00

  Oh, so the, the board this morning is just like, this is a wicked pissah.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  What the fuck? You know, they're, they're like fucking fuming right now while, as they're all drinking, you know, Dunkachinos.

• 49:07Speaker 01

  That's a, that's, that's tough, dude. Well, it's safe to say that they're going to be single people, I think.

• 49:14Speaker 00

  I mean, I wish all of them as individuals well.

• 49:19Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 49:20Speaker 00

  All you can do.

• 49:21Speaker 01

  I mean, we don't know the exact situation. In a perfect world, they actually were secretly not married to different people and it's, I don't know.

• 49:33Speaker 00

  In a perfect world, no one got hurt.

• 49:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:35Speaker 00

  That's, I think, what we're saying. How do we navigate these waters, these muddy waters right here?

• 49:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, in a perfect world, nobody gets hurt.

• 49:41Speaker 00

  Nobody, eh, nobody gets hight. Put your hands up.

• 49:45Speaker 01

  Put your hands up, yeah, nobody's gonna get hight. Nobody's gonna get hight. Um, also in some news, there's a, there's a new dating app for Disney adults.

• 49:54Speaker 00

  Yes!

• 49:55Speaker 01

  You hopping on that?

• 49:56Speaker 00

  What?

• 49:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 49:59Speaker 01

  Is that something you think that you would have eventually got to?

• 50:02Speaker 00

  Absolutely not. There is, I will say this. There is one person in this room that would have been on that fucking app so goddamn hard.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  Okay, let me, let's do process of elimination.

• 50:14Speaker 00

  Alright. I like Disney.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:16Speaker 00

  But not me.

• 50:17Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  You're a Disney guy, but not you.

• 50:20Speaker 01

  No.

• 50:20Speaker 00

  So... I think then by...

• 50:24Speaker 01

  Definition. You'd hop on there.

• 50:27Speaker 00

  It's you, yeah, yeah, it's you.

• 50:29Speaker 01

  Do you think that you would connect with someone via Disney like that?

• 50:32Speaker 00

  I don't think so. It's a little intense.

• 50:34Speaker 01

  It is intense. I will be honest. What would you have called the app?

• 50:37Speaker 00

  So, I know, there is a name here.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Do you know the name?

• 50:39Speaker 00

  I know the name, but what-

• 50:40Speaker 01

  It's not like Disney Date?

• 50:42Speaker 00

  No. What would you, what would you call it?

• 50:47Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 50:48Speaker 00

  I, I have a good one.

• 50:49Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:50Speaker 00

  Masketeers.

• 50:52Speaker 01

  That is somehow worse than the entire idea of the app.

• 50:54Speaker 00

  What? I think that's, like, that's very on-brand. These people love their, their Mickey or Minnie ears. You know?

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Is the name like Disney-ish?

• 51:03Speaker 00

  No.

• 51:04Speaker 01

  Oh. Oh, so it's just kind of like?

• 51:05Speaker 00

  It, it's a ca- eh, once you hear it, you're like, oh, that's actually kind of clever. But like...

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 51:11Speaker 00

  You gotta think like-

• 51:12Speaker 01

  What if it was Park Hoppers?

• 51:15Speaker 00

  Fairly close, honestly.

• 51:17Speaker 01

  Park lovers.

• 51:19Speaker 00

  The park, the park isn't the word, but there's something to do with going to an amusement park.

• 51:23Speaker 01

  Heart hoppers, line skippers.

• 51:25Speaker 00

  Line hoppers! No, no, no, no, no, but you're like-

• 51:28Speaker 01

  Line?

• 51:28Speaker 00

  You're right there, Joey. You're, you're, you're flicking the rim and everything.

• 51:33Speaker 01

  Li- is it line?

• 51:34Speaker 00

  No.

• 51:36Speaker 01

  Oh, wait.

• 51:37Speaker 00

  It has to do with getting on a ride, and the word ride is in it, so there you go, I guess I gave it away.

• 51:42Speaker 01

  The word ride is in it?

• 51:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:45Speaker 01

  Damn, that's sexual, dude.

• 51:46Speaker 02

  Ride hopper?

• 51:47Speaker 00

  Oh!

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Ho- hop- ride.

• 51:51Speaker 00

  Think about it, it's a dating app.

• 51:53Speaker 02

  Right.

• 51:53Speaker 00

  So use, use your-

• 51:54Speaker 01

  Wild ride.

• 51:56Speaker 00

  No, because not all the, that might be overpromising and underdelivering, you know, not all these rides might be wild, you know?

• 52:03Speaker 02

  Like a ride-

• 52:03Speaker 00

  A ride.

• 52:04Speaker 02

  Ride companion or something like that?

• 52:06Speaker 00

  No, ride is, ride is the second word, but you're kind of on the right track.

• 52:10Speaker 01

  Hot ride.

• 52:11Speaker 00

  No.

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Magic ride.

• 52:12Speaker 00

  No.

• 52:13Speaker 01

  That's a good answer.

• 52:14Speaker 00

  That is a good one, but not all the rides might be magic.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  Mouse ride.

• 52:18Speaker 00

  No, it's called single riders.

• 52:22Speaker 00

  That's actually pretty clever, because like, when you go on, when, when you go online for like a roller coaster, they're like, "Any single riders here?"

• 52:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:30Speaker 00

  I thought that's pretty clever.

• 52:31Speaker 01

  Single riders.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Why was the clue "hopper" given?

• 52:34Speaker 00

  Uh...

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Because like, that's the type of ticket, park hopper.

• 52:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:38Speaker 02

  I guess that's true.

• 52:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, so-

• 52:39Speaker 01

  Single riders?

• 52:40Speaker 00

  On July 8th, there was a guy on TikTok, uh, who's claiming to be developing a dating app for Disney adults. He explained it will be opening up the app for beta later this year and encourage viewers to share their ideas.

• 52:52Speaker 01

  Yo, honestly, that's a new level of single, when you gotta like, create an app, so that people-

• 52:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, you need to, like, and listen, I get you wanna like, help, like, you have a very niche thing that you wanna help find, like, farmers only, you know, like-

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:06Speaker 00

  That makes sense.

• 53:08Speaker 01

  Because farmers aren't gonna meet each other because they're busy farming.

• 53:11Speaker 00

  They're farming, dude, what do you mean, they're gonna, they don't have any time, they've gotta-

• 53:14Speaker 01

  They're feeding America.

• 53:14Speaker 00

  They've gotta check on their yield.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  And the farmer lifestyle's very specific.

• 53:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it is.

• 53:20Speaker 00

  Not only very specific, but, to my understanding, time consuming and like-

• 53:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:25Speaker 00

  You don't have a lot of like, free time, you're working 24/7, basically.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  I can't be going out on dates like this, we're either together and we're in this fucking cow shit together or not.

• 53:35Speaker 00

  When do farmers date?

• 53:37Speaker 00

  It's gotta be like, I just met someone from downtown when I was picking up, you know, some new menor and like, we decided that we were fancying each other.

• 53:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  And then we went and we picked corn together.

• 53:49Speaker 01

  We went to bingo night.

• 53:50Speaker 00

  Went bingo night. Well, no, they can't go to bingo night. They have no time.

• 53:54Speaker 01

  They have time at night.

• 53:55Speaker 00

  Do they?

• 53:56Speaker 01

  The horse has got to.

• 53:58Speaker 03

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• 54:24Speaker 01

  Sleep.

• 54:27Speaker 01

  It's not just horses, though. They've gotta like, they've gotta like, do a lot of stuff. I mean, they're not working 24/7.

• 54:33Speaker 00

  Bro, farmers work, man.

• 54:35Speaker 01

  I know, but they have some time off.

• 54:37Speaker 00

  I imagine by the time that their workday is done, they're exhausted.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  That's when it's, it's, it's the life.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  Can I ask you a serious question?

• 54:45Speaker 01

  I, I am not built for farming.

• 54:47Speaker 00

  Oh, that's not the question I was gonna ask.

• 54:49Speaker 01

  What were you gonna say?

• 54:49Speaker 00

  Thanks for the clarification.

• 54:52Speaker 00

  How, like, is there any reality where you would have been on this Disney app?

• 54:58Speaker 01

  No, dude. That's not something that I need to connect over, nor is it like, important to me in the slightest.

• 55:05Speaker 00

  Is there anything about you as an individual that like, would require its own dating app?

• 55:13Speaker 00

  Like, that's like if I joined a dating app.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  For like Marvel or something?

• 55:16Speaker 00

  Sure, yeah.

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  I don't think so. I don't have any hard like, stances on stuff.

• 55:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, you don't.

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  Where I'm like, I need it to be, I don't know.

• 55:26Speaker 00

  You do like, you like things hard, though. Like, you're, you're into things and you get into them hard. Like, you're real into golf right now.

• 55:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm, but, but I like, I like pick stuff up and I like getting interested in stuff and like, learn a lot about it, but like, it doesn't become like... You know, the, my personality forever.

• 55:44Speaker 00

  No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying.

• 55:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:46Speaker 00

  But like, when you get into things, like, you, you're, like, you get into them. Like, you start researching, you start doing this, you start doing that, like, you know, it's, it's a bit of a sprint. I'm the same way, honestly. I'm not talking down upon it.

• 56:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I don't know if, if any of those things would like, feel like, oh, if there was a dating app for this, then I'd definitely hop on that.

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  Have you ever, like, dated, like, a Disney superfan?

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  Never. Neither have I.

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  Never.

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  I've had ex-girlfriends who've had family members that were like, really into it.

• 56:20Speaker 00

  Really?

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  Yeah. Like, multiple times. I mean, our, our friend is a Disney guy.

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  We know a Disney guy, yeah, and he's like, into it.

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  Multiple times a year.

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  Yeah.

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  Multiple times a year. Knows the ins and outs.

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  Like, had, had a child and immediately started talking about when is the appropriate time to bring that child.

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  I was convinced that baby was gonna be named, like, Minnie, or something like that.

• 56:44Speaker 00

  Minnie Leia.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:45Speaker 00

  You know?

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Leia's a pretty name, though.

• 56:46Speaker 00

  I like the name Leia. It's pretty nice.

• 56:48Speaker 01

  Leia's a great name.

• 56:48Speaker 00

  Do, have you ever dated a, like, a hardcore Disney fan?

• 56:52Speaker 02

  No. No, I haven't.

• 56:54Speaker 01

  It's just you, yeah?

• 56:54Speaker 02

  It's just, yeah, I would be the one.

• 56:56Speaker 00

  I imagine this dating app is just gonna become people exchanging, like, those pins, like, those collector's pins and stuff like that. And it's just gonna be girls like, "I'm into Disney," and guys just being like, "All right, name any Disney movie that has ever been made, ever." "Where, pop quiz, where is Walt Disney's anti-Semitic head?"

• 57:17Speaker 01

  Where is it? Fort Knox?

• 57:19Speaker 00

  No, there, there's a, there's a longstanding rumor that it's frozen under Pirates of the Caribbean.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  That'd be a hell of a place.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  It seems more like an app where, like, oh, two people who are alone but really wanna go to Disney can meet up and, like, enjoy the time together.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:35Speaker 00

  I

• 57:35Speaker 01

  That's sweet.

• 57:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, a soft part of me, I love love. I want someone to find their person. However they choose to do that, that's on them, but like, this does just seem like a crazy, such a niche, niche thing to have an app for. Like, what's the user base gonna be in the United States? A thousand people?

• 57:55Speaker 01

  I think you're underestimating.

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  Like hardcore Disney heads?

• 57:59Speaker 01

  Bro, you're underestimating.

• 58:01Speaker 00

  Really?

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  I don't even know if this is actually, I didn't know it was like just a guy who's like making it. But like, I think that if there was a, an app that existed for real, I, I think we'd be surprised. It'd be more than that.

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  I could see if they-

• 58:15Speaker 01

  Dude, the weirdest sex is probably happening.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 58:19Speaker 01

  Oh, the weirdest stuff.

• 58:20Speaker 00

  That's gonna be, you know-

• 58:22Speaker 01

  People talking like goofy, we're talking like cosplaying, dressing up, roleplaying.

• 58:26Speaker 00

  And there are people that do cosplay sex, furries. They, there's furry sex too, that's a thing they do, but like-

• 58:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, they do it.

• 58:32Speaker 00

  I think what makes the Disney thing stranger is that it is predominantly aimed at kids.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  Yep. I think a lot of Mickey ears will be on.

• 58:42Speaker 00

  Oh man, you're gonna hear like, "Oh ho ho." "Oh boy." I had to get it in, you, you understand.

• 58:48Speaker 01

  No, I totally get it.

• 58:49Speaker 00

  This is, this is the appropriate time to bring it up.

• 58:52Speaker 01

  I know. The, uh, that's your Mickey Mouse impression, impression?

• 58:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Say something like in the Mickey Mouse voice.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  Hmm hmm.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  No, that like, that was a laugh.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Something like-

• 59:03Speaker 00

  Well, you gotta give me something to say.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Like during sex. Well, yeah, something during sex.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  Here's Mickey Mouse during sex.

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• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  We're just gonna move on from that, huh? We're not...

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  What, you saying Mickey Mouse having... What'd you say?

• 1:02:30Speaker 00

  I mean, I... You gave me a scene and as a, uh, uh, uh, committer to the bit, I felt the need to...

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  You commate.

• 1:02:40Speaker 00

  I mean, how many, how many, if people use this app, how many, like, Mickey ears or Minnie ears are gonna be worn during sex?

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, you said that, right?

• 1:02:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  Have you done that?

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  Not yet. There's still time.

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  Yet?

• 1:02:54Speaker 01

  There is still time.

• 1:02:55Speaker 00

  There's still, you have a lifetime.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  Technically, there's all, there's still time for all of us to do it.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  That's true. We can all do it together.

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  I throw 'em on. I don't have any.

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  I don't have any.

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  I would have to go out of my way to get them.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  Well, you can come upon ears the next however.

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  I feel like I'd be way more of a goofy hat guy. The one that has the ears and the bill? Is the teeth and stuff like that? That I'm, I'm... Kinda sounds pretty sick.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  I, one time I went to Disney and I bought that hat and I wore it.

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  I'd wear the hell out of that hat. Disney got good hats?

• 1:03:24Speaker 01

  They got good hats.

• 1:03:25Speaker 00

  How good?

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  Good.

• 1:03:27Speaker 00

  Alright, I'm gonna have to get some Disney hats. How is that?

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  I would like to-

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  How are you satisfied by that answer?

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  How good? Good. Alright.

• 1:03:35Speaker 00

  Because if they were not good, he would- Bro, honestly, I'm not even kidding-

• 1:03:38Speaker 01

  He said they had good hats, and you said, "How good?", and he said, "Good", and you went, "Alright."

• 1:03:40Speaker 00

  Well, because he's setting, he's setting a realistic expectation, you know? Like, if you were to ask me, like, "They got good hats?", I'd be like, "Oh, they got..." And then they might just be middle of the road. He's being strategic, he's setting a middle, middle-ground expectation, so I'm either- There's no disappointment, because it's just like, "Oh, he said they were just good."

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  You want a goofy hat.

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  I wouldn't hate a goofy hat.

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  Yeah.

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  I wouldn't hate a goofy hat. Mickey ears, I guess I'd get them. There's gotta be other cool hats, though, right? What other characters got hats?

• 1:04:08Speaker 01

  Donald Duck has a specific hat.

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  He does have a hat. What's Donald's hat?

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  It's just a- It's like a little sailor hat, kind of.

• 1:04:13Speaker 00

  Oh, I don't wanna wear a sailor hat!

• 1:04:15Speaker 01

  Oh, they have a, I think they have a Donald Duck, it's like similar to the goofy one, where the bill is like, just like a yellow-

• 1:04:20Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. Yeah, but that's just a yellow brim, like, I want, like, I think what's cool about the goofy is it has the teeth and the ears.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  I just think at a certain amount of accessories, it starts to look weird.

• 1:04:31Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I agree with that. Oh, you mean me?

• 1:04:34Speaker 01

  Uh, no, anyone.

• 1:04:35Speaker 00

  Okay, yeah, I'm with you.

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  Besides children.

• 1:04:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, kids go nuts, like, enjoy all the accessories you want.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  Are you gonna bring your kids to Disney?

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  Uh, we were looking into it last year, decided not to, just because of the age of, really Maeve-

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  Yeah.

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  And, uh, it's more realistic this year, so I'm gonna need both of your help, because-

• 1:04:54Speaker 01

  What's that mean?

• 1:04:55Speaker 00

  Well, just like, planning and stuff. I remember when I was looking into this, this year, Aunt was like, telling me like, the ins and outs and stuff like that.

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  I don't really know too much about Disney, I'm more of a Universal kind of girl.

• 1:05:05Speaker 00

  I feel like Universal's more straightforward than Disney. Disney is like, you need to plan.

• 1:05:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, you gotta, like, if you're going with kids, I assume, like, I know nothing about that. Um, that, you would have to do like, the breakfasts and stuff.

• 1:05:18Speaker 00

  We need to have one breakfast with a character. My sister and her kids did that, and they said it was really cute, but it was a couple bucks.

• 1:05:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

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  Couple dollars.

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  They're gonna take it from you, for sure.

• 1:05:27Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, I'm, I'm fully expecting that.

• 1:05:30Speaker 01

  I think they have pancakes that are like, shaped like Mickey Mouse, and I just wanna say this about pancakes, big fan, but when they're shaped like stuff that isn't pancakes, they're a lot better.

• 1:05:40Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:05:41Speaker 01

  It is a waffle you're talking about?

• 1:05:42Speaker 00

  Uh. Yep.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  And you are right. It tastes really, it tastes much better.

• 1:05:47Speaker 00

  I mean, I've never had a bad waffle, period. So I imagine that they only get better when they're shaped like something else.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Are Eggo's waffles?

• 1:05:55Speaker 00

  They are.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  But like, are they?

• 1:05:57Speaker 00

  Eggo's the brand. They have waffles, they have French toast sticks, they have pancakes.

• 1:06:00Speaker 01

  They're, they're small waffles. I used to love those, dude.

• 1:06:04Speaker 00

  Dude, I-

• 1:06:05Speaker 01

  I would eat 12 of them.

• 1:06:06Speaker 00

  I'm gonna tell you something, and I don't know, this might be a hot take. Eggo as a brand, hasn't missed. A consistently good brand. I had an Eggo, uh, waffle not long ago. Still as good as I remember.

• 1:06:21Speaker 01

  Yeah?

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  Like, I, it, you know, it's, it doesn't really taste like a waffle.

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  Like a Belgian waffle.

• 1:06:28Speaker 00

  Yes, Joey. You're not getting a Belgian quality, fresh waffle out of a frozen box.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  No, I know, I'm just saying, like, it just, uh, it's, it's interesting.

• 1:06:37Speaker 00

  They have, they have thick and fluffy ones that are... They've got some power. They got some full, full, full diapers.

• 1:06:44Speaker 01

  Uh, French toast sticks. That's a good one.

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  Hell yeah.

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  I used to like those a lot.

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  The ones that-

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  The mini ones are super fire.

• 1:06:52Speaker 00

  The mini waffles?

• 1:06:53Speaker 01

  Oh my god, I love them.

• 1:06:54Speaker 00

  Are those the ones that come in like the four pack? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all about those.

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  Loved those.

• 1:06:58Speaker 00

  Damn, I'm kinda feeling waffles right now.

• 1:07:03Speaker 01

  I don't... If I had to pick between waffles and pancakes, I think I would go pancakes, though.

• 1:07:09Speaker 00

  Ah, I'd go waffle. Because you get, you get texture with a waffle.

• 1:07:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  It's all sponge with... I, I like pancakes, but you get a little crunch with a good waffle, and on the inside, it's fluffy.

• 1:07:23Speaker 01

  Well, if you get lucky, you get a waffle that's a little burnt.

• 1:07:26Speaker 00

  Oh.

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  Like the, uh, the sides are burnt.

• 1:07:29Speaker 00

  And also, I've never, and maybe this is just... I just haven't done it, but like, I've had savory waffles. You know, like a chicken and waffles situation?

• 1:07:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:39Speaker 00

  I've never had like a savory pancake.

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  You know, actually, there was this diner I went to in Long Island somewhere, and like...

• 1:07:49Speaker 01

  It was very interesting because you would uh order pancakes, but on the side of the page, they had all of these what looked like sides.

• 1:07:59Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:07:59Speaker 01

  And you could choose whatever you wanted. And they would put it inside the pancake.

• 1:08:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  So like, like literally anything, dude. They will put it in the pancake.

• 1:08:09Speaker 00

  One of, one of the best uh breakfasts I've ever had was at a place in LA years ago. And it was like straw- fresh strawberry and Nutella stuffed in a waffle.

• 1:08:30Speaker 01

  The way that you said stuffed was so aggressive.

• 1:08:34Speaker 00

  Stuffed in a waffle. This thing was like, you cut into it and it's like, you know, you know what's going on.

• 1:08:41Speaker 01

  You know, you know what's going on.

• 1:08:43Speaker 00

  Was it fat?

• 1:08:44Speaker 01

  It was fatter, wait, like fat?

• 1:08:48Speaker 00

  It was a Winston Churchill of a fucking waffle, baby.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  No, no, no, I don't, I mean like, it was actually thick?

• 1:08:56Speaker 00

  Uh, what?

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:08:57Speaker 00

  Oh, that's insane.

• 1:08:58Speaker 01

  Because what they do is they-

• 1:08:59Speaker 00

  Is that not a crepe at that point?

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  It is by, do you know what a crepe is?

• 1:09:03Speaker 00

  Flat.

• 1:09:08Speaker 01

  It is, because they, they put, they do batter, and then they put the shit in it, and then they do fresh batter on top, and they cook it like that?

• 1:09:15Speaker 00

  That's crazy. So good.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  It's just like, god, it was so good, dude.

• 1:09:20Speaker 00

  I think I got, like, it was pretty boring, but I was able to get, you know what they did for me at this place? Did for me, it's what they do, for everyone. It was-

• 1:09:30Speaker 01

  Did it do it for you?

• 1:09:31Speaker 00

  It did, it did it do, it did it to me, yeah. Uh, ham, bacon, and syrup.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  Inside?

• 1:09:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:09:38Speaker 01

  So it's-

• 1:09:38Speaker 00

  Which I love.

• 1:09:40Speaker 01

  Kinda like a McGriddle.

• 1:09:41Speaker 00

  Yes. I'm into that. When things are injected with syrup, oh my god. Did you just make a fucking bad face?

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:09:49Speaker 00

  And cut your head off?

• 1:09:49Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:09:50Speaker 00

  You might wanna cut his head off.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  No, I agree, I agree.

• 1:09:51Speaker 00

  I'm gonna, I'm, I got the hot takes flowing, I'm gonna let this flow now.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  I mean, definitely not a hot take to have syrup injected in your bacon.

• 1:09:57Speaker 00

  No, I'm, I'm, I'm about to hot take it.

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:09:59Speaker 00

  You ready to take my hot?

• 1:10:05Speaker 01

  What's your hot take? If, if this is about McGriddles not being good, I'll come over there and hit you in the face.

• 1:10:10Speaker 00

  No, I was gonna say that the McGriddle is the single best item McDonald's has.

• 1:10:19Speaker 01

  How is that a hot take? There's no way.

• 1:10:22Speaker 00

  There are people that would vehemently disagree. There are people that think the Filet-O-Fish is edible.

• 1:10:27Speaker 01

  Ew.

• 1:10:28Speaker 00

  You know? People would say Big Mac, people would say Quarter Pounder, people would say Third Pounder.

• 1:10:32Speaker 01

  Nah, the McGriddle is the goat.

• 1:10:33Speaker 00

  Double Quarter Pounder with cheese. There are people that would say that the, the Chicken McNuggets. There are people that would say, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, snack wraps. There are people that would say...

• 1:10:43Speaker 01

  Snack wraps?

• 1:10:43Speaker 00

  There are people that would say that. They just brought them back. People lose their goddamn mind for fucking snack wraps.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  I used to like the snack wrap.

• 1:10:48Speaker 00

  I haven't had it ever.

• 1:10:50Speaker 01

  It's not bad.

• 1:10:51Speaker 00

  People would say...

• 1:10:52Speaker 01

  Not like go out of your way for it.

• 1:10:53Speaker 00

  People would say McRib is the best. I'm saying that the McGriddle, bacon, egg, and cheese.

• 1:10:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:58Speaker 00

  Is quite possibly the pinnacle of fast food.

• 1:11:02Speaker 01

  Props.

• 1:11:03Speaker 00

  And I'm not even a big McDonald's guy, but it's up there.

• 1:11:06Speaker 01

  It's so good. Actually, the actual goat of fast food, I think, is the McDonald's fries. Like, that is like the best, and I know you don't like them.

• 1:11:15Speaker 00

  If I had that shotgun I was talking about earlier, your head would have been on the fucking elevator doors right now.

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  Dude, it's like the best fast food item.

• 1:11:24Speaker 00

  No, it's not.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  Like, pound for pound, number one.

• 1:11:26Speaker 00

  No, it is not. It is absolutely not.

• 1:11:28Speaker 01

  So what's the best fast food item ever?

• 1:11:30Speaker 00

  Crunchwrap Supreme might be up there.

• 1:11:34Speaker 01

  Crunchwrap Supreme?

• 1:11:35Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah. A Crunchwrap Supreme? Are you nuts?

• 1:11:40Speaker 00

  The Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich?

• 1:11:43Speaker 01

  Nah, dude, that's not better than the McDonald's fries.

• 1:11:45Speaker 00

  The Whopper?

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:11:48Speaker 00

  Whopper, way better.

• 1:11:49Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't think that there's, like, I think pound for pound, the McDonald's fries are like...

• 1:11:55Speaker 00

  Burger King Chicken Fries?

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  That's a good answer.

• 1:11:59Speaker 00

  And you know what?

• 1:12:00Speaker 01

  No, it's not.

• 1:12:01Speaker 00

  That's a really good answer.

• 1:12:02Speaker 01

  It's so true.

• 1:12:03Speaker 00

  They've stood the fucking sands of time. That's not it, is it?

• 1:12:09Speaker 01

  I think that's right.

• 1:12:10Speaker 00

  I mean.

• 1:12:11Speaker 01

  I don't know what it is.

• 1:12:12Speaker 00

  I, I, it's strange that this came up because, uh, recently World Atlas did a release of the top 10 most unhealthy fast food chains in the US.

• 1:12:22Speaker 01

  Okay. That's fine. Uh, but that's not what I'm saying.

• 1:12:28Speaker 00

  That, what you're saying is that, say it again.

• 1:12:31Speaker 01

  Pound for pound, I think that McDonald's fries are like the, the fast food item. Like, they're the guy, if there was a, if there was a players association, they'd be president.

• 1:12:40Speaker 00

  They're, you know what, I'll say this, that's the Babe Ruth. But, there's argument to be made that there have been other better contributions.

• 1:12:50Speaker 01

  Uh, okay, they're the first mega star.

• 1:12:54Speaker 00

  Fair, yeah, Babe Ruth.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:12:57Speaker 00

  Absolutely, yeah, I agree with that. But like.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  You can make arguments, of course, like, some people like LeBron, they like Jordan.

• 1:13:03Speaker 00

  But if Paul Skeens, which is the Crunchwrap Supreme, pitched to Babe Ruth.

• 1:13:08Speaker 01

  Nah, it's closer than that.

• 1:13:10Speaker 00

  Ah.

• 1:13:11Speaker 01

  Also, they're different things.

• 1:13:12Speaker 00

  That is true.

• 1:13:13Speaker 01

  We're talking about a side versus like a thing.

• 1:13:15Speaker 00

  I would say, uh, per- personally.

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:20Speaker 00

  They're not even my favorite fast food fry. That's just a personal.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, sure.

• 1:13:27Speaker 00

  I mean, that's you, though. Like, you gotta think about the world, and like, the impact that the McDonald's fries had. Yeah, I agree.

• 1:13:33Speaker 01

  It's, it's probably on the Mount Rushmore of fast food items.

• 1:13:36Speaker 00

  It has to be. Like, it absolutely has to be. If I'm being unbiased, I agree, I think you're right.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  Like, think about the fucking red box with the fucking M in it.

• 1:13:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's, it's iconic. They actually, I think I just saw that like Indonesia or somewhere is releasing a like, it's like a, an, a 10-inch fry box for like shareable fries with your boys.

• 1:13:57Speaker 01

  That's fire. It's kinda sick.

• 1:13:59Speaker 00

  What would be on the Mount Rushmore?

• 1:14:00Speaker 01

  Shareable, by the way.

• 1:14:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, get the fuck outta here. Two large fries.

• 1:14:04Speaker 01

  My personal fast food Mount Rushmore.

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  The Whopper.

• 1:14:08Speaker 00

  Okay. I just think it's the- We're thinking of icons here, not your favorites. I know, I know, I know. And are we throwing in... Oh, man, wait a sec, cuz Five Guys might be on the... No way! Five Guys, Five Guys too new, too new. Too late to the game, yeah. You're right, you're right, you're right. Uh, uh, the Whoppers up there. For me, personally, I think it is the best fast food burger. I really, truly do.

• 1:14:30Speaker 00

  Crunchwrap Supreme. I think it is just so, it is so thinking outside the bun, you know, like, they really lived moss with that. They snapped with that. They lived moss with that. Okay.

• 1:14:43Speaker 00

  Aw, man, this is tough. I do think, in terms of, I think the McFlurry is up there, too. Whoa! I think the McFlurry is up there because the, the other most popular dessert would be like a, like a Frosty. But I just feel like a Frosty is like, just like, the cool underground brother of a McFlurry. Do we, what, it, like, can something like the Happy Meal be up there? Cuz I feel like that may be more iconic. That's an incredible point, and if it is, if we're counting that, it's gotta be for me. Yeah, right? Happy Meals, and specifically McDonald's Happy Meal, I don't know, Burger King has had some banger Happy Meals, too. They have Happy Meals? Yeah, kids' meals. They call like King Junior Meals or something like that. Oh, I didn't even know.

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  What about, I'm just looking through, like, the Subway's, uh-

• 1:15:30Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:15:30Speaker 02

  Subway's cookies?

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no. Subway did have a good, uh- They had a good cookie, but Subway has been- Subway's not great. They've been removed because of some stuff, okay? Even if we, even if we're like, thinking about Subway, like, nothing iconic.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Fair. What about White Castle's Chicken Rings?

• 1:15:48Speaker 00

  I, I like 'em. You're not gonna get me to put them on, although White- Is the Crave Case iconic? I did ask- The Crave Case is kind of iconic, and, and I think White Castle was like, the first fast food chain. Really? I'm pretty sure it out, it like, predates all other ones. You can, you can cross-reference that. More than McDonald's? I believe, cuz McDonald's was like, the 50s. I think White Castle was like, the 40s.

• 1:16:11Speaker 02

  You're saying White Castle's the first fast food? Yeah, it is White Castle.

• 1:16:14Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:16:14Speaker 02

  1921.

• 1:16:16Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:16:18Speaker 00

  It's a hundred four years.

• 1:16:19Speaker 01

  It really was in Oak Castle then.

• 1:16:20Speaker 00

  Hundred four years. I, I think if we're gonna count, we can't count Happy Meal because that's, that's, that's, that's packaging.

• 1:16:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:16:28Speaker 00

  Because what the contents of it are what make it, you know.

• 1:16:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:31Speaker 00

  McDonald's. But. I'm going Whopper, I'm going McFlurry, I'm going cheesy, uh, not Cheesy Gordita Crunch, Crunchwrap Supreme, but Cheesy Gordita Crunch, there's an argument to be made there. And I guess I gotta give a fry option, right?

• 1:16:47Speaker 01

  Well, didn't you? Yeah, chicken up there probably.

• 1:16:52Speaker 00

  You don't need a chicken. Oh, Popeye's spicy chicken sandwich. Here's, here's the bed, I've made it. It's done.

• 1:16:59Speaker 01

  Isn't Popeye's biscuit more iconic?

• 1:17:02Speaker 00

  Oh, if we're going by icon, icon status.

• 1:17:05Speaker 01

  You've been totally talking about that.

• 1:17:06Speaker 00

  I was just going by what is the best.

• 1:17:08Speaker 01

  It's hard for me to pick things more than like, there's, the iconic things are like, the fries at McDonald's, the Whopper, the Big Mac.

• 1:17:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:25Speaker 01

  And.

• 1:17:25Speaker 00

  I, I don't think anyone's, I don't think anyone's gonna argue with you that McDonald's is like the.

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're iconic.

• 1:17:33Speaker 00

  They're, they're the biggest, they're the, they might not be the biggest by store count, I think actually Subway is, or there was like a Chinese brand that recently overtook them, but it is just like, when people see the golden arches, it, it hits like, it's now like, it does something to them.

• 1:17:48Speaker 01

  The golden arches.

• 1:17:49Speaker 00

  That's what they're called.

• 1:17:50Speaker 01

  I know, but I'm just thinking of like, iconic, like when you think of fast food, you think of those things.

• 1:17:55Speaker 00

  You think, you're, you're going icons of the game, and I completely get and respect that. If, if you're asking me my personal, what I think are the peak of their iconic, and they like capture what it is to be fast food, which is just like, kinda playful, a little out there, but also delicious. Crunchwrap Supreme is, is so, how do you argue against that?

• 1:18:20Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:18:21Speaker 02

  Chicken fries are way more playful. Cause they're chicken and they're fries.

• 1:18:25Speaker 00

  Chicken fries are just good.

• 1:18:26Speaker 01

  They're not iconic though.

• 1:18:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I wouldn't call them iconic.

• 1:18:29Speaker 02

  The Big Mac's definitely number one, right?

• 1:18:32Speaker 01

  Big Mac, Big Mac and Whopper are like icons.

• 1:18:35Speaker 00

  Yes, I agree.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  And the Crave Case isn't?

• 1:18:38Speaker 00

  But we're not going, we can't go, we can't go packaging.

• 1:18:41Speaker 01

  Now we're going packaging, cause now it's just Crave Case and Happy Meal up there.

• 1:18:46Speaker 00

  It's a different mountain.

• 1:18:47Speaker 02

  It is a different mountain.

• 1:18:48Speaker 00

  It is a different mountain. Who else has like iconic packaging like those two places? Like I can name them, but like for the general audience.

• 1:18:56Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:18:57Speaker 00

  A Happy Meal is like, that is, that is, it's so perfect.

• 1:19:04Speaker 01

  The box is like, the arches or the handle, oh my god.

• 1:19:08Speaker 00

  It's so, it is peak, peak, peak design. Whoever figured that out should be a multi-billionaire and I hope they are.

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  It's Ronald McDonald.

• 1:19:17Speaker 00

  Ronald deserves what he's.

• 1:19:18Speaker 01

  Whoever designed that mascot needs to be shot in the head.

• 1:19:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:22Speaker 01

  How is that what we came up with here for McDonald's?

• 1:19:25Speaker 00

  Cause kids used to love clowns.

• 1:19:27Speaker 01

  I thought they hated clowns.

• 1:19:28Speaker 00

  Now they hate them, but like back in the day, clowns were like.

• 1:19:31Speaker 01

  Cool?

• 1:19:32Speaker 00

  Like legit parts of society. Like, be like, what are you doing for the birthday? We got a clown coming.

• 1:19:37Speaker 01

  I know, that's so weird.

• 1:19:38Speaker 00

  Oh shit, we'll be there.

• 1:19:39Speaker 01

  That's so weird.

• 1:19:40Speaker 00

  They've also, I will say, in terms of mascots, I don't think McDonald's is very.

• 1:19:46Speaker 01

  They're horrible at that.

• 1:19:48Speaker 00

  They're not good at it. They had a, they had a clown in whiteface. They had a giant purple thing.

• 1:19:58Speaker 01

  Grimace?

• 1:19:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:19:59Speaker 01

  Well, he's, he's coming back.

• 1:20:01Speaker 00

  He took over baseball. He honestly might be moving further. I mean Ronald McDonald has a foundation, that's cool.

• 1:20:06Speaker 01

  They don't promote him. I think they may have parted ways. Cause I, when's the last time you seen Ronald McDonald, bro? They don't talk about the guy.

• 1:20:14Speaker 00

  They had.

• 1:20:15Speaker 01

  A Hamburglar.

• 1:20:16Speaker 00

  They, I was gonna say, they had a, a, a thief.

• 1:20:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:20Speaker 00

  A food thief. They had a mayor.

• 1:20:24Speaker 00

  Was Mayor McCheese McDonald's?

• 1:20:25Speaker 01

  I believe so.

• 1:20:26Speaker 00

  They had a, a little bird. Remember her name was like Tweety or, not Tweety, like, something like that. She was like a little bird. You know what I'm talking about?

• 1:20:34Speaker 01

  You're getting real deep into the McDonald's lore.

• 1:20:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're now. I know my McDonald's lore, folks. Yeah, you, you're in it, aren't ya? Uh, the King is great. King is great, but he's also a little naughty. He's a little like... I like the King.

• 1:20:45Speaker 01

  He's a rascal.

• 1:20:46Speaker 00

  He is. Then you had the... He's a rascal?

• 1:20:48Speaker 01

  He is a rascal.

• 1:20:48Speaker 00

  Then you had the Taco Bell Chihuahua. Icon.

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  Yo quiero Taco Bell.

• 1:20:56Speaker 00

  Massive, dude. Massive. Who else?

• 1:20:57Speaker 00

  In the 90's and the early 2000's, oh my god. Who else?

• 1:21:01Speaker 01

  I mean Wendy.

• 1:21:03Speaker 00

  She was never a mascot.

• 1:21:03Speaker 01

  Never seen her, never personified.

• 1:21:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, she was never a mascot. It was just Dave Thomas's fucking granddaughter or some shit like that? I dunno. I'm talking like you could see like them, like, people dressed up as them. If I saw someone dressed up as Wendy at a Wendy's, I'd be like...

• 1:21:17Speaker 01

  Was that Pippi Longstockings?

• 1:21:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is stupid.

• 1:21:20Speaker 01

  Have you ever done trivia?

• 1:21:22Speaker 00

  Yeah? Because Matt is deep in it. That's just Dave Thomas's... Who are you talking about? I know things! Who is that? Dave Thomas, the founder of Wendy's. You remember that old guy? He'd be like, "I'm Dave, Dave Thomas." He was an old white guy. No. You guys don't remember Dave Thomas in the commercials? I know Rob Thomas. We all know Rob, and should know Rob Thomas, okay?

• 1:21:42Speaker 00

  Love Rob Thomas. You know?

• 1:21:47Speaker 00

  Cause you're just like the ocean. And my move is just the same as the emotion that I brought you. You've got the kind of loving that can be so smooth, yeah. Give me your heart and make it real. Or I'll forget about it.

• 1:22:07Speaker 00

  Damn, kinda crushed that.

• 1:22:08Speaker 01

  Shout to Santana, man.

• 1:22:09Speaker 00

  Uh, and, and Matchbox 20. Yeah. It's a great band. Any other well-known mascots for fast food chains?

• 1:22:15Speaker 01

  I mean Colonel Sanders. Colonel Sanders is a big one. Jared, he's a big one, icon.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  Chucky, Chucky Cheese.

• 1:22:25Speaker 00

  Love my boy. Love my boy Chuck.

• 1:22:29Speaker 01

  Other than that.

• 1:22:31Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's like giving me Chester Cheeto, like.

• 1:22:34Speaker 00

  I mean technically, but it's not fast food.

• 1:22:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, now it's just mascots.

• 1:22:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're not, that's not fast food though, that's not fast food. The Pringle Head. You know?

• 1:22:43Speaker 01

  The Pringle Head guy?

• 1:22:44Speaker 02

  Kool-Aid Man.

• 1:22:45Speaker 00

  Kool-Aid Man.

• 1:22:46Speaker 02

  But now we're getting.

• 1:22:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know. Yeah, now we're getting past fast food. There's, there's an argument to be made. Maybe we one day.

• 1:22:51Speaker 01

  What was the most unhealthy, um, one again?

• 1:22:54Speaker 00

  So, I didn't say, um.

• 1:22:58Speaker 00

  So 10 was Chick-fil-A. Sounds about right. It's fried, most of it's just fried chicken.

• 1:23:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:03Speaker 00

  You know, nine Little Caesars.

• 1:23:06Speaker 01

  I've had it once, never having that again.

• 1:23:08Speaker 00

  Never had it. Won't ever.

• 1:23:11Speaker 01

  Eh, I might have it again.

• 1:23:12Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:23:13Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:23:13Speaker 00

  That's pizza, right?

• 1:23:14Speaker 01

  Sometimes it's pizza, but like. Do you ever have cravings of like, you want pizza, but it's like, I want dog shit pizza. Like I want whack pizza. You never get that?

• 1:23:23Speaker 00

  I kinda do sometimes. Every now and then.

• 1:23:25Speaker 01

  You know like the Domino's and Papa John's, like the fast foods of the, you're like, yo, I want some whack pizza.

• 1:23:29Speaker 00

  Every now and then I get a craving for Domino's just because I need an excuse to also get cheesy bread.

• 1:23:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:23:37Speaker 00

  Uh, number eight, Smash Burger.

• 1:23:39Speaker 01

  Never had it.

• 1:23:40Speaker 00

  Love Smash Burger. Very good.

• 1:23:41Speaker 01

  So these are, oh, these are the most unhealthy?

• 1:23:43Speaker 00

  Yes. Getting to number one. Number eight McDonald's. Uh, in top 10, but not on the podium. That's pretty surprising.

• 1:23:51Speaker 01

  Shocking, honestly.

• 1:23:52Speaker 00

  You know, uh, seven Quiznos?

• 1:23:55Speaker 01

  Never been to a Quiznos, never seen the sign.

• 1:23:57Speaker 00

  Had it once and it was just like.

• 1:23:59Speaker 01

  What did they sell?

• 1:24:00Speaker 00

  Sandwiches. It was like hot sandwiches.

• 1:24:03Speaker 01

  Like Subway?

• 1:24:04Speaker 00

  Like I got like a French dip from them or something like that.

• 1:24:07Speaker 01

  Yo, getting a fast food French dip, you're really rolling the dice.

• 1:24:10Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, and those dice. Came up not in my favor, let me tell you.

• 1:24:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:14Speaker 02

  I remember a commercial for them was like the meatball sub or something.

• 1:24:17Speaker 00

  I remember it was those little like internet monsters that were like, the Quiznos subs!

• 1:24:23Speaker 01

  That's pretty good.

• 1:24:24Speaker 00

  You remember them, right? Were they... They were like little rats with giant steubusemi eyes.

• 1:24:29Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. I'm thinking of something different now.

• 1:24:31Speaker 00

  You don't remember these things at all?

• 1:24:33Speaker 01

  I don't need to see them.

• 1:24:36Speaker 00

  Alright, uh, number seven, uh, we have here was Quiznos number... Oh, there's no number six.

• 1:24:41Speaker 01

  Whoa, oh, maybe there's ties.

• 1:24:43Speaker 00

  Oh, there was tie at eight. I'd love to see how they figure that out. Number five, KFC.

• 1:24:49Speaker 01

  That makes sense. I used to get the double down from them, me and Keith, years ago.

• 1:24:53Speaker 00

  You don't remember this?

• 1:24:54Speaker 01

  The bread is chicken.

• 1:24:54Speaker 00

  You don't remember these little monsters?

• 1:24:57Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:24:57Speaker 00

  You don't remember that commercial?

• 1:24:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:59Speaker 00

  It was like a viral thing at the time.

• 1:25:01Speaker 01

  Um, we, we get the double down. It's two pieces of fried chicken with a sauce, cheese, and bacon between them, and like, that's the whole sandwich.

• 1:25:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, the buns were chicken. I'm sure they were good.

• 1:25:14Speaker 01

  Fantastic.

• 1:25:15Speaker 00

  Um, number four Dairy Queen. I think I've only had like Dairy Queen ice cream. I don't think I've had like Dairy Queen food.

• 1:25:22Speaker 01

  They sell food?

• 1:25:23Speaker 00

  Do they?

• 1:25:24Speaker 02

  It's the normal stuff, burgers, fries.

• 1:25:26Speaker 00

  Do they?

• 1:25:26Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:25:28Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 1:25:29Speaker 01

  I'll look that up. I've only ever had like the, the blizzards.

• 1:25:32Speaker 02

  But that makes sense, because those are so calorically dense.

• 1:25:36Speaker 01

  Yeah. I mean, I've had a blizzard before.

• 1:25:39Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:25:40Speaker 01

  Every single time, they go like this when they go to, like, they actually...

• 1:25:42Speaker 00

  Burgers, sandwiches.

• 1:25:44Speaker 01

  That's bananas.

• 1:25:45Speaker 00

  Sides, salads, snacks, pretzels, chicken baskets, so they have, they have a good amount.

• 1:25:50Speaker 01

  Chicken baskets?

• 1:25:52Speaker 00

  Uh, number three, Taco Bell. This one hurts, because I'm a big Taco Bell fan.

• 1:25:57Speaker 01

  Taco Bell's good, man.

• 1:25:58Speaker 00

  I just don't know how it would be the most unhealthy, though.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  Yeah. Maybe the, uh, wasn't there a thing that came out like years ago that they didn't have like good meat, or maybe they had great meat?

• 1:26:06Speaker 00

  I thought it was that they had the best meat.

• 1:26:08Speaker 01

  Oh, maybe that was it?

• 1:26:09Speaker 00

  That it was like their meat was the goodest meat.

• 1:26:13Speaker 01

  It was the goodest meat.

• 1:26:14Speaker 02

  I think their lettuce was causing some problems, if I remember correctly.

• 1:26:18Speaker 01

  Oh, there was like E. coli.

• 1:26:19Speaker 00

  Well, that, that was a big E. coli breakout in like 2006 or some shit.

• 1:26:23Speaker 01

  That's not like Taco Bell's fault.

• 1:26:25Speaker 00

  Well, I mean...

• 1:26:28Speaker 01

  E. coli gets into stuff sometimes.

• 1:26:30Speaker 02

  It's true.

• 1:26:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I, I, to my understanding, that happens mostly when they're like not taken care of well.

• 1:26:39Speaker 01

  Who knows?

• 1:26:40Speaker 00

  Uh, number two, could've told you this, Sonic.

• 1:26:45Speaker 01

  Sonic? I've never been to a Sonic.

• 1:26:46Speaker 00

  I've had Sonic once and it was, if you could believe it, the worst hot dog I've ever had in my entire life.

• 1:26:53Speaker 01

  You got a fast food hot dog?

• 1:26:55Speaker 00

  Oh, hell yeah, I did.

• 1:26:57Speaker 01

  What, uh, I guess, when is a hot dog a slow food?

• 1:27:01Speaker 00

  Well, sometimes people take pride in their hot dogs.

• 1:27:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. What's, so what do they sell at Sonic?

• 1:27:07Speaker 00

  Hot dogs, shakes, uh, burgers.

• 1:27:10Speaker 02

  They have these things called Cinnas snacks. It's like little dough filled with cinnamon and wars could be started over those things.

• 1:27:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, they're good.

• 1:27:17Speaker 02

  Delicious. Yeah.

• 1:27:17Speaker 00

  Well, they have the ones, are those the ones, the Blizzard, right? That you hold them upside down?

• 1:27:21Speaker 01

  That's Dairy Queen.

• 1:27:22Speaker 00

  Oh, which one is Sonic then?

• 1:27:24Speaker 02

  It's the, they have shakes as well, but not as popular as Blizzard's.

• 1:27:27Speaker 01

  What's the sh, what's the, the upside down is Dairy Queen?

• 1:27:31Speaker 00

  When you order it, they hand it to you and go like this. Iconic name for one of the Sonic drinks, and I can't remember. But they had those commercials where it was like those two guys in the car just like talking and like sipping on their drinks and stuff like that.

• 1:27:44Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's the rollerblading place.

• 1:27:46Speaker 00

  Yes, where they think they're in the fucking 50s and people like roll, but I don't remember the last time I've seen a Sonic with a proper rollerblader.

• 1:27:54Speaker 02

  No, they all have them.

• 1:27:56Speaker 00

  They still have them?

• 1:27:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:27:57Speaker 01

  That's so fucking crazy.

• 1:27:59Speaker 00

  You're very up to date on your Sonic knowledge.

• 1:28:00Speaker 02

  We used to go to Sonic a few times.

• 1:28:01Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:28:02Speaker 02

  Yep, always for the Cinnas snacks.

• 1:28:04Speaker 00

  I know that when the Sonic movie, like Sonic the Hedgehog came out, they did like a, a deal where they had chili cheese dogs. Oof. Which I would've been on board for, but they burnt me once.

• 1:28:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, can't do it again.

• 1:28:17Speaker 00

  And then-

• 1:28:17Speaker 01

  The most unhealthy?

• 1:28:18Speaker 00

  Reportedly the most unhealthy is Wendy's. That is-

• 1:28:22Speaker 01

  I love how you started reportedly.

• 1:28:24Speaker 00

  That, because I don't believe it.

• 1:28:25Speaker 01

  You don't believe it.

• 1:28:26Speaker 00

  I don't believe that. That is bananas to me.

• 1:28:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:28:28Speaker 00

  That doesn't seem right.

• 1:28:30Speaker 01

  Wendy's?

• 1:28:32Speaker 00

  I've had, you know, you get a Baconator and a Frosty and some fries, chilling. Is that bad? I think they taste the fakest, I think, I really think they do. I don't agree with that at all. The Baconators? Like the, just the burger, yeah. That's crazy, I don't, I don't see that. And they're square, it's unnatural. I mean, being round is also unnatural, brother. I mean, White Castle's square. Do you, we're saying White Castle? Yeah, White Castle is like eating a shoe. We're saying that's natural. You're crazy, I haven't had White Castle in a while, where I remember it was delicious going in. First of all, what's a while to you? Cause I know they've been in your house. White Castle? Yep. I haven't had White Castle in

• 1:29:11Speaker 00

  at least fifteen years. Roll the fucking tape. I, no, no, the frozen ones I've had, I haven't had them in a long time, I'm saying. But you had those. Almost, most of the time I've had frozen White Castle burgers, they were at a hospital. What do you think?

• 1:29:28Speaker 00

  But what do you think they're doing over there at White Castle? You think they don't show up to the building frozen? I'm not sure. It's probably the same ones. But the bun was also frozen, like, the whole thing comes frozen. What does that mean, you haven't had White Castle, you're eating White Castle? But the bun, the part of the experience is the soft of the bun.

• 1:29:48Speaker 00

  What? I'm gonna have White Castle soon. I'm saying there's a different experience from having a fresh, bunded White Castle burger. Yeah. And having a frozen bunded White Castle burger. But you're having White Castle. You're, you're making it seem like I'm not having White Castle. But I think you could possibly with, there are different things that go into when you have to freeze something and package it and sell it retail. Okay, there's different like shelf preservatives and stuff like that, you might not have that in the ones that are sold and cooked at the restaurant. Okay, I can't with confidence say yes or no. But, you've had White Castle, is my point. Yes, but not within the last fifteen years. Now, you haven't been in the White Castle building.

• 1:30:32Speaker 00

  I, I, I, you brought the castle to your castle. I legitimately can't remember the last time I had. And you know me, I have a pretty good memory. I might have to break that and go to a White Castle soon.

• 1:30:43Speaker 01

  The only time I remember being in a White Castle was like,

• 1:30:48Speaker 01

  I was walking home from the movies with Keith. And like, we had just saw Dumb and Dumber 2. And we were walking home and like-

• 1:30:57Speaker 00

  Why'd you walk that way?

• 1:30:58Speaker 01

  I don't know. I was like, I think we were like, lost.

• 1:31:00Speaker 00

  So, there was one White Castle in the story-

• 1:31:03Speaker 01

  On 21st, right?

• 1:31:04Speaker 00

  It was on 21st Street and like, what is that? 34th Avenue, Broadway? Cause it was right next to that Long Island City High School.

• 1:31:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:31:12Speaker 00

  The movie theater is on 38th Street and...

• 1:31:18Speaker 01

  36th Avenue or something like that.

• 1:31:20Speaker 00

  Something like that, yeah. You would have to walk-

• 1:31:23Speaker 01

  Very out of the way.

• 1:31:24Speaker 00

  Out of the way is such an understatement and also, not a great place to be walking.

• 1:31:29Speaker 01

  Not at all.

• 1:31:30Speaker 00

  Ever, let alone the night.

• 1:31:31Speaker 01

  I remember that and I remember being like, I was too young, I didn't know where I was.

• 1:31:37Speaker 00

  Too young. Dumb and Dumber 2 came out in like, 2015, Joey.

• 1:31:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:31:42Speaker 00

  Which Dumb and Dumber 2 are you talking about? The prequel? Or the like, legit sequel?

• 1:31:46Speaker 01

  I was a, like, I was not in high school, I don't think.

• 1:31:52Speaker 00

  I don't know what movie you saw. Because the original, like, it's called like, Dumb and Dumber-er.

• 1:31:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, Dumb and Dumber-er.

• 1:31:59Speaker 00

  That was like, a straight to DVD movie in like, the early 2000s. And then Dumb and Dumber 2 came out like, 2015.

• 1:32:06Speaker 01

  It was er-er.

• 1:32:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay, that makes sense.

• 1:32:09Speaker 01

  2003.

• 1:32:10Speaker 00

  You were not walking home from the movies-

• 1:32:13Speaker 01

  I was with Keith.

• 1:32:15Speaker 00

  Okay, you might have been walking home from the movies at that age.

• 1:32:18Speaker 01

  When did the second one come out?

• 1:32:20Speaker 00

  Like, 2015?

• 1:32:21Speaker 01

  2014.

• 1:32:22Speaker 00

  14?

• 1:32:24Speaker 01

  Oh, so it definitely wasn't that. It was probably Dumb and Dumber-er. Yeah.

• 1:32:28Speaker 00

  But I don't think that came out in the movies!

• 1:32:31Speaker 01

  Bro, I was young.

• 1:32:33Speaker 00

  Regardless. I think, I actually think the last time I was in a physical White Castle was when I saw Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I saw it at midnight with two of my friends. And we went and had a Crave case.

• 1:32:47Speaker 01

  You guys just split a cra- a Crave case?

• 1:32:50Speaker 00

  I don't think you realize, I think if we put a Crave case here, you and I can finish it.

• 1:32:55Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 1:32:55Speaker 02

  How many's that?

• 1:32:56Speaker 00

  Thirty.

• 1:32:57Speaker 01

  Thirty.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you guys will be fine.

• 1:33:00Speaker 01

  It's a lot of bread.

• 1:33:01Speaker 02

  It is.

• 1:33:01Speaker 00

  Joey might have trouble with the bread.

• 1:33:04Speaker 01

  Why, just me? I feel like that's the most dense part of it.

• 1:33:06Speaker 00

  I think you, you and I understand that I can eat more than you.

• 1:33:09Speaker 01

  Sure, but...

• 1:33:10Speaker 02

  Actually, now that I'm thinking about it, there's no way you two can do it.

• 1:33:13Speaker 01

  Fifteen each is crazy, dude.

• 1:33:16Speaker 02

  I'll put money you both can't do it. Is there, is there one near here?

• 1:33:18Speaker 01

  The three of us could though.

• 1:33:19Speaker 02

  Is there one near here?

• 1:33:21Speaker 01

  If you think I'm gonna eat ten fucking White Castle burgers...

• 1:33:26Speaker 02

  I think between the three of us, we can do it!

• 1:33:27Speaker 01

  Easily.

• 1:33:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, probably.

• 1:33:29Speaker 01

  Easily.

• 1:33:30Speaker 02

  Alright, that's all I wanted to know.

• 1:33:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, we could case it up.

• 1:33:33Speaker 02

  Three of us can do anything.

• 1:33:35Speaker 01

  Well, there you have it, folks. Uh, I hope you enjoyed, uh, this episode of The Basement Yard. Um, like Frank said earlier, go to thebasementyard.com to get your tickets to our upcoming shows. We'll be posting clips and stuff, so you guys can kind of see, uh, you know, how the show is. It's a mixture of us doing stand-up and then some crowd interaction stuff. And it's a lot of fun, sometimes there's special guests, so it's great. You never know what you're really gonna get, so come to The Basement Yard Experience. Go to thebasementyard.com, you'll see all the shows, there's tickets for certain cities left, and hopefully we'll see you there. Where can they find you, Frank?

• 1:34:10Speaker 00

  You know where to find me, at The Frank Alvarez, all over social media. Go, if you're coming to the shows, check out thebasementyard.com/submit, I don't know if you said that. Patreon, patreon.com/thebasementyard. We love you guys, we thank you guys, and we'll see ya next week.

• 1:34:23Speaker 01

  See ya!