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  Welcome back to the

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  Welcome back to Santa Gotta Studios. I have a special guest today and that is New Haircut Frank. There he is. Ooh, what's that sweater? New sweater?

• 0:46Speaker 02

  It's a sweater.

• 0:47Speaker 01

  It's a new one?

• 0:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:48Speaker 01

  I've never seen you wear it.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was sent to me by the company that made it.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  It looks like the Grinch's heart.

• 0:54Speaker 02

  Hmm, before the love.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  Right.

• 0:57Speaker 02

  Before the love struck his heart.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, I could see that. I kind of, if I'm being honest with you, I know we haven't gotten too much media post-love Grinch. I kind of liked the Grinch when he was an asshole. I kind of thought he was more fun. I kind of liked Jim Carrey Grinch being a little mean guy.

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  Yo, you know what's crazy about that movie? I didn't expect the Grinch to have such a fucking fat wagon, dude.

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  This guy-

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  He had a fat ass in that movie.

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  I know what he did with all those presents he stole. He threw him in his fucking back trunk because he was walking around with a whole Christmas morning of ass.

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  Dude, literally.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, that guy-

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  Before, on Christmas Eve, he already had Santa's sack in his ass.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  Oh my god, forget that. And he knew it too. Remember when he's getting dressed and he's like, "Ooh, ah." That guy was-

• 1:47Speaker 01

  Why'd they give him such a fat ass?

• 1:49Speaker 02

  Dude, thicker than a bowl of syrup with oats in it. You know what I'm saying?

• 1:54Speaker 01

  I don't even know why that would be necessary to give him such a fat ass, but I was distracted.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  I- You were distracted staring at the Grinch's green hairy ass?

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  Yeah, dude.

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  Really?

• 2:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  There was something else. I know you. There was something else in that movie that was a little more distracting. And it has to do with one Mary Lou Who.

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  Yes.

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  Is that the older one?

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  I don't know. No, something. What's her name?

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  Who is a kid?

• 2:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, let's get that out of the way. Let's get the kid out of the way.

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  We need to make sure we're specific.

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  Cindy Lou Who.

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  Cindy Lou Who was the kid. That was the child.

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  Mary May Who?

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  Mary May Who might have been the one. She might have been the one that had the Who bags.

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  She did have Who bags.

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  She had Who bags. She had giant Who tits.

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  Giant Who tits.

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  And they knew it too.

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  Yeah.

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  They were like playing into it.

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  They also put her in a corset. What are we doing?

• 2:47Speaker 02

  Yo, I'm telling you, first of all.

• 2:49Speaker 01

  It was Curves in that movie, dude.

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  I watched, I watched that movie.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Didn't the mayor wear a bra on his head?

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  Uh, you're, you're talking Little Nicky.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  That's so bananas.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  That's cra-

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  Yeah, that is, that is from Little Nicky. He was wearing something on his head, though, when they found him sleeping.

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  When was the mayor's?

• 3:09Speaker 01

  Martha May Who. That's the big headed woman's name.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  Martha May Who is the one that's got the, the Who nips.

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  Yeah.

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  You know?

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  And then she shoots the lights and she's like, "Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho."

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  And I'm like, "Bro, you guys know what you're doing here."

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Yo, I watched that movie almost every year because the kids love it.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  I love it.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I know, I do too. But adult eyes watching that movie sees a lot of stuff that we didn't catch as kids.

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  Yeah.

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  They, they, they go to a key party.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, like the, the swingers.

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  They have a swingers party in How the Grinch Stole Christmas.

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  Yeah.

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  And like,

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  Fire.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  The, the Grinch was a baby then, but like it was the two old ladies.

• 3:49Speaker 01

  Bro, that's kinda crazy too, because they were not like forty, fifty. Those bitches were like seventy and trying to get deep.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Well, it was when the, no, it was, it was, it was when the Grinch was a baby. So like presumably like,

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  They were old, though.

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  Thirty years prior. Yeah, so like they were in their latest, they were in their forties, maybe fifties?

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Oh, maybe I'm remembering the movie wrong. I thought they were old then too.

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  Uh, may, maybe, actually, you know, but, but, but they were clearly were going to a fucking, a Whoville key party, a Whoville orgy.

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  Legitimately.

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  To get their Who-vage stuffed by some Who-dee.

• 4:26Speaker 01

  And yeah, if you notice after that, that's when all the babies start landing, it's because people are getting ridiculously railed. Also, you remember that guy who comes out on his front doorstep, he goes, "Oh my god, this baby looks like your boss." What was that?

• 4:39Speaker 02

  Yeah.

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  This is a movie for children about Christmas.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  Yep, yeah.

• 4:41Speaker 01

  Unnecessary.

• 4:43Speaker 02

  There's a lot of stuff in there.

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  Fucked up.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  Lot of stuff. What a great movie. It's also censor- like sensory, like overload, like the sound design on that movie. Like when he chews on the glass.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love that sound.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's made me wanna chew glass. Obviously, I haven't and won't.

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  I've chewed fake glass.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, like sugar glass? That's not, that's, that's, that's nothing.

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  That's not a glass.

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  That's not a glass. It's, it's like rock candy.

• 5:08Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm not gonna chew glass.

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  If, no.

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  Alright, we're not gonna, okay.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  You know what's weird?

• 5:18Speaker 01

  I don't know why I like this. Cause I'm not this guy. Like, I don't, I'm not big on like blood. I don't wanna get other people's blood on me.

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  Strap in, folks. Here we go.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  But I, for some reason. You know when people like cut, they get a cut in their mouth? And you can see like blood in their teeth? I kinda like that. Why do I like that? I don't know. I, I'm kinda like, I, I, like, it's not that I wanna like lick their teeth or some shit. I'm like, I just think it-

• 5:45Speaker 02

  You must've been pumped watching Sinners, boy. Let me tell ya, you must've seen that and just been like, "Oh, look at those bloody teeth."

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, like-

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  I think because of like the juxtaposition of like, white teeth.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  I feel like maybe you just wanted to say that word. You just wanted to say that word, I think.

• 6:00Speaker 02

  I don't know what word you're talking about. I think because there's white teeth and then in between them, there's just red lines? And you like seeing the color disparity?

• 6:10Speaker 01

  I don't know. I don't know. But it's something about that is like, you, you remember in Fight Club? Where like, the guy's like, "Is this yours?" When, when Ed Norwood worked.

• 6:19Speaker 02

  You know that movie way better than I do. I've seen it a handful of times. And it's a good movie, but like, you're like horny for that movie.

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  Not anymore. Like, I used to be horny for it.

• 6:28Speaker 02

  You were one of those guys? That's the thing, that's when I stopped. That's when you stopped?

• 6:31Speaker 02

  When I started to realize like, oh, there's a pattern here. Like, I'm like, I'm good on it. Gotcha. I'm good on it. It was like, you, you loved Limp Bizkit, you loved fucking- First of all, that's you, chief. You love Limp Bizkit. Uh, uh, uh, uh, did you say love or loved? Love-va. You're right, honestly. Yeah, rolling. But I like, three songs for Limp Bizkit, okay? I'm not sitting here, I don't have their full catalog in my fucking head. Also, I will say this about Limp Bizkit, or Fred Durstweather. Guy looks good. Yeah. With all the white hair, it looks cool. He's probably riding those checks, man. I mean, I imagine they did well in the early 2000s and if they invested their money correctly- They were rolling in. They were rolling, on his way or the highway, you know? Yeah, exactly.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  You know, I recently started watching, did you see, it's a documentary on Netflix, I think it's called Dirty Pop? Is that about, uh, the NSYNC guy? The NSYNC and the Backstreet Boys guy? Yeah, yeah. Bro, crazy stu- I mean, I only watched the first episode, I hear it gets crazier, don't tell me, because I really don't know the story. Okay. But like,

• 7:32Speaker 02

  it brought me back to such a specific time in history, that like, bro, it was, it's so weird watching that first episode, because he's like, forming the boy bands and stuff like that. First of all, forming both of them? Crazy. Say what you want about the guy, which I don't know what you can, because I haven't, I don't know the whole story yet. Okay. There's some stuff you could probably say. For sure.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  Clearly knew what he was doing in forming boy bands. Yeah. Cause he formed Backstreet Boys, then NSYNC, and then O-Town, which- Had a hit. They had some hits, man. Yeah, they did. But, it was so weird to watch, because it was just like, seeing these seventeen-year-old boys, whether they be from the Backstreet, or they're all in sync together. Right. Like,

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  their manager being like, "Dance more sexy." Like, that's so fucking weird. Like, you see them practicing, they're like, Yeah. You know, and it's just like-

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  And it's crazy, because like, they had your haircut.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  That's not like a knock on you, but they literally all had that like

• 8:37Speaker 02

  I thought you, I thought you were, oh, well, I don't have a part right now, do I?

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  Uh, no, but I'm saying-

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  They had the part in the curtains.

• 8:42Speaker 01

  You kinda look like, what's his name? Not, not, uh, CJ, AJ, one of the Js.

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  AJ, AJ McLean?

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  AJ, not AJ. Who's the other one?

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  Kevin?

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  CJ?

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  Howie?

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  Who's the guy in-

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Brian and Nick. Oh, and, and NSYNC.

• 8:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, and NSYNC, there's like a-

• 8:55Speaker 02

  There's JC?

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  JC!

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  You think I look like JC Chazé?

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  I'm just saying your hair looks like JC Chazé.

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  But, but, but, but I think I look more like a, like a more rugged, like a, like a, uh, uh-

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  Go ahead.

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  Like a, like, uh, you know, like a-

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  None of them, alright?

• 9:14Speaker 01

  Bro, didn't you think that the tall one from the Backstreet Boys-

• 9:17Speaker 02

  Was so out of place, dude.

• 9:19Speaker 01

  I, dude, I thought that guy was 40 and he kinda looks like a dog.

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  Y- yes, yes!

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  And I lo- I don't mean disrespect at all!

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  I love dogs! He's, he's laughing his way to the bank. If Ke- if, if Kevin, I know all their names-

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  Kevin?

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  Kevin?

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  Kevin what?

• 9:33Speaker 02

  Kevin?

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  Kevin?

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Yeah. If he sees this, he did look like he was significantly older than the rest of them.

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  He did.

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  And he was like, 7'9".

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  He felt 10' tall.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  And, he does look like that like dog. You know that dog that's like- You know the one that smiles? The one that smiles?

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  That like Italian dog, or whatever?

• 9:52Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, exactly, Joey.

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  But, just like, it was weird, cause it would be like, you gotta dance more sexy.

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  Who's your favorite Backstreet Boy?

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  AJ's pretty sick. Um, I guess by, I mean, Nick? He was like the Backstreet Boy.

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  Yeah, I'm going Chalk. I'm going, I'm going Nick and, and Justin, you know, like-

• 10:14Speaker 02

  Well, Justin, I mean, was the clear frontrunner.

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  I know, that's why I'm going Chalk.

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  NSYNC, it wasn't even close. Like, you could've argued who was the biggest Backstreet Boy. The boy's from the backstreet.

• 10:22Speaker 01

  I kinda fucked with Brian.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  You kinda look like Brian a little bit. Me? Yeah, you have that whole like, I'm waking up look. I'll take that. You know, I mean, I don't know what he looks like now, I don't. I think he looks exactly the same. There was a video of them, like, recently performing, "Brian didn't sound so good." Not that that offends the way he looks, but... I mean, dude, I, I fucked with Brian, low key. I, you, bro, my sister was obsessed with the Backstreet Boys. She had the fucking posters and cutouts for magazines. My dad took us out of school to go to TRL to see them one day. What? Yeah, dude. That is, I've never, I'd never experienced that. Like, you're on the sidewalk, like, "Hey!" Yeah, that's exactly, well, I was in fucking 4th grade, or whatever, however old I was.

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  I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I didn't know, like, I, you think I, first of all, Joey? Yeah. 2002, 2001, let's go 2000...

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  2000. 4th grade was 2001, just saying. I know, 2, but it was 2000, let's say 2000, 3rd grade, whatever year it was. What do you think would've happened if the boys found out that I went to see the Backstreet Boys?

• 11:29Speaker 02

  Like, our friends? Yeah. First of all, we were in 3rd grade, nothing was gay yet, so I would've been hyped. First of all. Cause I fucked with NSYNC, Frank? Hard. I, I'm right there with you. I loved NSYNC. I remember being at the TRL thing and just being like, "I don't know," like, and I remember it was packed. Yeah. I remember my sister screaming. Yeah. And my dad, you know what's even funnier? There's layers to this. Of both of my parents to bring my sister to see the Backstreet Boys. If you would've asked me to guess a million times, every single one of those guesses would've been my mom bringing her. Your dad was like... Could you imagine my dad being, but I guess, you know, did what he had to do.

• 12:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, he knew that it would make his daughter happy. Um, but, yeah, it was just, it's so weird watching it, because the Backstreet Boys, they're like, dancing all sexily. And like, they're doing it with the idea that like...

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Their fanbase is like, young girls. And it's just icky. I don't like it, and it's strange to me.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  That they're appealing to young girls?

• 12:36Speaker 02

  That like, they're trying to. Like, that's the part, and again, I don't know where the rest of this documentary goes, so it might shed some light on some stuff.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  I don't think there's light shed on that.

• 12:47Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 12:47Speaker 01

  But there's light shed on the dude.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  I've hea- I've heard he-

• 12:51Speaker 01

  And he like, took all their money.

• 12:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  But, and like, quite a bit of it, too, by the way.

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  Yeah.

• 12:56Speaker 02

  I heard that it was like, upwards of like, one of them was, like, one of the bands, it was upwards of like, 265 million or some shit.

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  Couple bucks.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  Which is cra- in 1995.

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  And they're all still rich, which is crazy.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Well, they probably got some money, like, the lawsuit came early on. So like, they probably got some stuff back, and then they were able to make the residuals after.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  Bro, imagine being like, 17, and like, working your ass off like that?

• 13:26Speaker 02

  That's why a lot of them don't come out.

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  Ugh.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  Doing well. I mean, I, um, I believe Nick Carter had a pretty public battle with substances, didn't he?

• 13:35Speaker 01

  I think anyone who's like, young and like, that's your life, is like, it's rough.

• 13:39Speaker 02

  Bro, look at the Disney Channel stars.

• 13:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Any, any of the stars, man, being young and just not falling into that is probably very difficult. You have to have like, you have to get lucky with the people around you, because you're a fucking child.

• 13:52Speaker 02

  Bro, and not only are you a child, but like-

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Everyone's trying to take from you.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  But not even just that, but like, people start treating you like the center of the universe, at the age of 12.

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  Not only that, but if you're a Backstreet Boy or an NSYNC, you are the center of the fucking universe.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  But like, that, and that's gotta fuck, but they were a little older. Now, if we look at younger kids like a-

• 14:14Speaker 01

  Beebs, dude, Beebs!

• 14:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, Beebs, listen, Beebs is having a crash out, I don't want to sit here and plant my flag in the ground on what's going on with that. Becca made a great point, when we were talking about this, she's just like, "Not a lot has come out, something tells me he deserves a crash out, because this guy has been through it, probably."

• 14:31Speaker 01

  Bro, he's like, 13, and like, the biggest thing in the world. What does that do to a purse?

• 14:36Speaker 02

  Not only that, but like-

• 14:39Speaker 02

  The music industry. He spent a lot of time with certain people in the music industry that might have just beat a rap. Not only thing, not only thing, what am I even saying? Not only that, but like you've seen videos of just weird moments. Yo, I don't, ugh, there's, there's videos of people asking like, Britney Spears, who's like 15, like, "You got a boyfriend? Do you kiss?"

• 15:07Speaker 01

  I get it, it was a different time, but that's not a gimme?

• 15:10Speaker 02

  That's still gross.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  That's a gimme, bro. It's a layup, you don't ask a 15-year-old that.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  Bro, there's a lot of examples of that. And like more recently, people have been getting called out for shit like that. Have you ever seen the clip of, I don't want to say, I'm not going to reference it, but like, someone asks a very popular actress about like, "How did you get in that skin tight suit?" And it was just like, that, or they asked about her underwear. Charles Johansson! Okay, I didn't want to say because I don't, I don't know who the interviewer is and I don't want to make them uncomfortable, but like, they asked- Like who, the interviewer? Anyone involved in that uncomfortable. That's a stupid question! Yes, I agree, but I'm saying like- You give a fuck if they're uncomfortable? It was just like, "Oh, what was your superhero suit like?" To like, I think it was Jeremy Renner was in it. And then he was like, "Oh, it was the..." And she was, and then they said to her like, "What about your underwear?" And they, she was just like, "What the fuck?"

• 15:59Speaker 02

  It's just so weird! Like, it's weird, and listen, I, I, I, I, I don't, people don't always have, and especially in like the early 90s, there wasn't this movement of just like, "Don't be so stupid." Right. It was kind of still coasting off of like, "Men are, men are stupid and they're gonna..." Like, they're complimenting you by asking that. And it's just like, it's so weird. It's so weird, and you're right, the Bieber stuff is weird. It is really weird. Oh my god, dude. So were you more of an NSYNC fan, bro?

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  This was me. I was the doll. I was NSYNC all the way.

• 16:36Speaker 02

  I feel like-

• 16:37Speaker 01

  But I will admit that now, I think that the Backstreet Boys probably have more hits than NSYNC, but I loved NSYNC.

• 16:43Speaker 02

  I wonder if you, if we pull up the top five songs from each of them, who has the better top five?

• 16:49Speaker 01

  I will say, the fucking Merry Christmas Happy Holiday song is a banger!

• 16:56Speaker 02

  But, like, Backstreet Boys don't have a holiday song, which-

• 16:59Speaker 01

  They might, but I, I don't know.

• 17:01Speaker 02

  I mean, if they do, it's not one that we know.

• 17:02Speaker 01

  It ain't Merry Christmas Happy fucking Holidays!

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Bro, you think about it, most Christmas songs that are like, popular are from the fucking like, 50s and 60s. The only like, modern ones that are in there are Mariah Carey and NSYNC.

• 17:16Speaker 01

  And Mistletoe by J. Babe.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  What song is that?

• 17:21Speaker 01

  Mistletoe?

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I don't know what's one that is.

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Frank.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  I'm dead serious. I do not know what song that is.

• 17:27Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  Could he sing it?

• 17:29Speaker 01

  I don't wanna-

• 17:32Speaker 02

  Help me out here!

• 17:33Speaker 01

  Well, now I'm blanking because you like, freaked me out.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  Mistletoe.

• 17:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's called Mistletoe.

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  Oh, baby.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  That's it.

• 17:40Speaker 02

  I don't know, I imagine it's something Justin Bieber, but like,

• 17:45Speaker 02

  this is tough, man.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  Merry Christmas, huh?

• 17:48Speaker 02

  Yo, that song-

• 17:49Speaker 01

  Happy Ho-

• 17:50Speaker 02

  That song is so good, but like, NSYNC doesn't have "I Want It That Way."

• 17:57Speaker 01

  They have other hits.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  They have "Bye Bye Bye", they have "Tearing Up My Heart", which I think was like, their debut single.

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  "Tearing Up My Heart" is so fucking good, dude.

• 18:06Speaker 02

  This, it doesn't, it doesn't make sense.

• 18:07Speaker 01

  "Tearing Up My Heart",

• 18:09Speaker 02

  I gotta look up, top five, top five Backstreet Boys songs. By the way, again, Ant isn't here today, that's why we're, that's why.

• 18:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  He would've had this lined up. Ant, we miss you, bud.

• 18:21Speaker 02

  NSYNC, top five songs. Alright. So-

• 18:26Speaker 01

  Give me them.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  Top five songs for NSYNC. "I Want You Back",

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  Insane.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  Insane, yeah.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Mon, you, ba, dum ba dum bum bum, wang!

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Tearing up my heart?

• 18:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a banger.

• 18:41Speaker 02

  It's gonna be me?

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Obviously. Well, it's gonna be May.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  But the song is It's Gonna Be Me.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  It's Gonna Be May.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Uh, This I Promise You?

• 18:50Speaker 01

  This I promise you. That's a goo- that's a good one too! That's in the top five though.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  And then, uh, not even in the- oh, number five, Bye Bye Bye.

• 18:58Speaker 01

  That's bananas. That is five.

• 19:00Speaker 02

  And then Gone? I don't even know what Gone is.

• 19:02Speaker 01

  You're gone, but the truth re-

• 19:05Speaker 02

  Is that NSYNC or is that just Justin Timberlake?

• 19:07Speaker 01

  That felt like Justin Timberlake.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  I know, that's why I'm saying. I don't know, um, Pop?

• 19:12Speaker 01

  Dirty Pop.

• 19:13Speaker 02

  I thought that was also Justin Timberlake.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  That's 100% uh, whatever.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  Oh yeah.

• 19:18Speaker 01

  What's the one where it's like-

• 19:18Speaker 02

  Me and you talking bout, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  What's the song that's like, and uh, oh, uh, Just Got Paid? Friday night.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know. I Drive Myself Crazy, Girlfriend, Here We Go.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  See, like, they don't-

• 19:30Speaker 02

  Here we go. Here we go, one more time, everybody's doing it on, here we go, yes, yes, yes, here we go.

• 19:40Speaker 01

  I think that, uh, fucking, uh, NSYNC has like hits, but they're not, they don't have a deep bench.

• 19:45Speaker 02

  They don't, you're right.

• 19:46Speaker 01

  Like Backstreet Boys got a bench on them.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  Their starting five is-

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're- that's a crazy starting five.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  That's a crazy starting five.

• 19:51Speaker 01

  But you need a deep bench if you're gonna win the finals. That's what's- that's what the deal is.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  Uh, let's see, top 10, uh, top 5 Backstreet Boys songs.

• 20:00Speaker 01

  They're probably nuts, dude.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  They're probably bangerangs. Uh, number 5, Larger Than Life.

• 20:07Speaker 01

  Ho-

• 20:08Speaker 02

  Such a banger dude.

• 20:10Speaker 01

  Crazy dude.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  Uh, As Long As You Love Me.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  As long as you- that's, oh my, fuck.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  I know you're gonna be pumped for this one, and this is a later entry, Incomplete.

• 20:21Speaker 02

  I know, I know. I know how you feel about Incomplete.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  That's a good song.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Uh, Everybody, Backstreet's Back. I remember that music video being so sick, it was like Halloween.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  They were like, they were like, there it is.

• 20:30Speaker 01

  Nick was a mummy!

• 20:33Speaker 01

  He was a mummy and I was like, yeah, that's so fucking fire.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  I think AJ was like the Phantom of the Opera.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, that was crazy. Yo, he was a mummy and I was like, yo, I wanna be a mummy.

• 20:41Speaker 02

  Number one.

• 20:41Speaker 01

  And then Halloween came around and I was a ninja.

• 20:42Speaker 02

  Number, for like six years in a row.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  I was a ninja like every year of my life.

• 20:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something about that though, that doesn't necessarily feel right, but...

• 20:50Speaker 01

  I liked swords and ninja stars.

• 20:52Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 20:53Speaker 01

  Sue me. What's the la- what's the first one?

• 20:55Speaker 02

  I want it that way.

• 20:56Speaker 01

  I want it that way, yeah.

• 20:56Speaker 02

  So, I want it, like, that, I feel like for top five, it's way better. It's way better for Backstreet Boys.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:04Speaker 02

  But, it's not like, like, N'Sync has, they have legs.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  They just had the sauce, though.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  They have legs.

• 21:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  They felt like a, like, they felt like a more polished version of the Backstreet Boys.

• 21:19Speaker 00

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• 21:50Speaker 02

  Like, they felt like the boy band of the new millennia, where Backstreet Boys were the 90s, you know?

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro. And then you had S Club 7, that was like the British version. Fucked with S Club.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  Were they British?

• 22:00Speaker 01

  They, yeah.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  I remember one, by the, I remember one song.

• 22:04Speaker 01

  One of them might have been like, Irish or something?

• 22:07Speaker 02

  Well, that was, uh, what's their names?

• 22:10Speaker 01

  Oh, Bewitched.

• 22:11Speaker 02

  Bewitched. Anyway.

• 22:13Speaker 01

  Banger, dude.

• 22:13Speaker 02

  Irish as hell, dude. S Club 7 top songs, Never Had a Dream Come True, remember that one?

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Fucking crazy.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Never had a dream come true, till the day that I found you. Uh, Bring It All Back? That sounds like a juvenile song.

• 22:31Speaker 01

  I think.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Doesn't sound like...

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Bring It All Back, oh my god, I know that song.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  S Club Party?

• 22:36Speaker 01

  That shit is crazy banger, dude. Underrated.

• 22:40Speaker 02

  Don't Stop Moving?

• 22:42Speaker 01

  That one I don't know.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  No, I don't know.

• 22:43Speaker 01

  And then what's the other one? There's one more that's like...

• 22:45Speaker 02

  Reach?

• 22:46Speaker 01

  Reach?

• 22:47Speaker 02

  Have You Ever? Have you, wait.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  Have you ever, is that the Brandy song I'm thinking of?

• 22:54Speaker 02

  Uh, maybe, I don't know.

• 22:58Speaker 01

  I think that's Brandy.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Have you ever...

• 23:01Speaker 01

  There's another song that they have that's like, very popular, and it's like them in like, white and they're walking around on snow.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Have You Ever Loved Somebody is a song by Freddie Jackson.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  Maybe they did a cover, but, uh...

• 23:15Speaker 01

  Dude, what is the, what is, S Club 7 songs, there's a song that's like, they're, they're all, they're all wing-

• 23:24Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't know.

• 23:25Speaker 02

  What's the song? Then you had Old Town, you had 98 Degrees.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:32Speaker 02

  Uh, you had-

• 23:32Speaker 01

  Maybe it was Never Had A Dream Come True.

• 23:36Speaker 01

  Maybe. Damn, yo, S Club, that was my shit for a little bit.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  I was not like an S Club boy.

• 23:42Speaker 01

  I get it. But that was the, the, that was the second CD that I ever asked, get.

• 23:48Speaker 02

  The first one was obviously Good Charlotte.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh my god, yeah.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous. I remember one of the first CDs that I can actively remember having was the To Be A Master Pokemon CD. Uh, obviously, and then I had the Offspring CD.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  My friend has a girlfriend and he hates that bitch. I used to replay that over and over again, it's like, oh my god.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  Uh, and then, uh, what did I, and then what's next that I remember having? Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  You had that?

• 24:23Speaker 02

  Of course I had that, Joey.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  You love lip biscuits.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  Whatever WWE albums were out at the time.

• 24:29Speaker 01

  They made albums?

• 24:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, it was just like the music for like, the, like, they made one called WWE Anthology, it was like, three discs. The first one was like, the eighties and nineties, the second one was like, the late nineties, and then the third one was like, today. So it would be like, I could put on Sexy Boy, Shawn Michaels, and like, I was like, 12 years old in the car, like, "I'm a sexy boy, sexy!", and my dad was like, driving, smoking Marlboro Reds, very confused.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's a, that's a rough car ride. Good luck explaining that. The song comes on. Ha, ha.

• 25:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think I'm cute. I know I'm sexy.

• 25:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, man.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  So, are you going? I just want to make sure we put a cap to this conversation.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 25:12Speaker 02

  Top five Backstreet Boys, top five N'Sync. Not counting, because, by the way, the Christmas song wasn't top five, it definitely should be top five.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  Easily.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  If we put Christmas song in top five for N'Sync, who has the stronger top five catalog?

• 25:28Speaker 01

  I think it's obvious that it's the Backstreet Boys. Like, it is.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  It is, right?

• 25:32Speaker 01

  It is. I don't think it's particularly close, but I do think that for those couple of years there, N'Sync was the big brother.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  They probably had...

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, I could see, but also the name was cooler. Backstreet Boys?

• 25:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm good on that.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  Who are you? From the Backstreet? What are you supposed to be, Nick Carter?

• 25:54Speaker 01

  What does that even mean?

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Who are you fighting, Nick Carter?

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Howie?

• 25:59Speaker 01

  Well, you know, you got 10-foot Kevin over there, but he can't protect all of you.

• 26:04Speaker 02

  He might be able to.

• 26:05Speaker 01

  He might.

• 26:05Speaker 02

  He might be able to.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  He's got the reach.

• 26:07Speaker 02

  And AJ looks like he could throw a couple fisticuffs, you know?

• 26:11Speaker 01

  He's got interesting facial hair.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  You remember Eminem wanted to fight one of the guys from N'Sync?

• 26:15Speaker 01

  That would have been interesting to watch.

• 26:16Speaker 02

  He said it in his song, "Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked."

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Yeah. Is that N'Sync or that's?

• 26:22Speaker 02

  That's N'Sync, yeah.

• 26:24Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  JC, Joey Fatone.

• 26:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  Justin Timberlake.

• 26:29Speaker 01

  I used to fuck with the fact that Joey Fatone had my name. I was like, damn, bro, I'm basically in N'Sync.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  You were. You were basically in N'Sync.

• 26:36Speaker 01

  And I've obviously tried to do the dance in my mirror back then.

• 26:39Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 26:40Speaker 01

  The, uh, the, I don't know.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  Bye Bye Bye?

• 26:43Speaker 01

  No, not Bye Bye Bye.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  Oh, the...

• 26:47Speaker 01

  The one that's like they're on, they're like this.

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Oh, the Marionettes?

• 26:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 26:51Speaker 02

  That's Bye Bye Bye.

• 26:52Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 26:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's the Bye Bye Bye music video.

• 26:55Speaker 01

  What a great video, by the way.

• 26:56Speaker 02

  Great video? Two stellar videos. You got larger, uh, I, no, what is it?

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Everybody.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  And then Bye Bye Bye.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, those are bangers, dude. What a time. Boy bands. Every little thing you do. Everything I do for you. You don't wanna do it again. I'm not like him. Maybe when you find nothing.

• 27:21Speaker 02

  That's a good song.

• 27:25Speaker 01

  That is the song, yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 01

  Gonna be, oh, it's gonna be mad.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's bye, bye, bye again?

• 27:37Speaker 02

  And they were like, sitting there like.

• 27:46Speaker 02

  It's crazy, like, our parents had like, it's funny, when we were kids. Our parents, our parents, well, not even just Littered Skinner, but like, they'd be at like, a dance, or like, a wedding, and it would be like, "Stop in the Name of Love." Which one is that? Yeah, "Stop in the..." "Stop in the Name of Love."

• 28:03Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:03Speaker 02

  They'd have, "Put your hands up, babe." That was like-

• 28:06Speaker 01

  My mom fucking loved that song.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  People- "Give me your heart."

• 28:10Speaker 01

  Yo, my mom was a raging one for that.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  They had that as adults.

• 28:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Or the electric slide, that was a big one, still big.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  The whites love it.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  And we had-

• 28:21Speaker 01

  Bye, bye, bye.

• 28:22Speaker 02

  Bye, bye, bye.

• 28:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. And lean back.

• 28:25Speaker 02

  Ooh, now we're, now, now we're talking. Now we're getting into my territory.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  We get to plus-size Joe.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  I get to- I was leaning back, I was walking it out.

• 28:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, where were you walking, walking it out?

• 28:37Speaker 02

  I was walking it out.

• 28:38Speaker 01

  Really?

• 28:39Speaker 02

  I was walking-

• 28:39Speaker 01

  That was a little tougher than leaning it back.

• 28:40Speaker 02

  I was walking it out, no, the jerk was a little tougher.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Jerk was impossible.

• 28:44Speaker 02

  The, I could, I used to be able to jerk.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:48Speaker 02

  I used to be able to, I don't know if I could, I haven't done it in several years.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  Yeah. I'm not gonna, I don't wanna see it.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna do it, stop asking.

• 28:56Speaker 01

  No one's asking.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Stop asking me-

• 28:57Speaker 01

  The thing is, no one's asking.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  Stop asking me to do the jerk.

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• 34:25Speaker 01

  I feel like those are getting longer now.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  You got a problem with that? We're gonna talk to you about you.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  You got a problem? Give me a minute. This, you know, you, what, what, you know, let me ask you a question. You go to your favorite restaurant. Do you judge the chef on how, how quick he brings you your food?

• 34:42Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  Mmm, that's the whole point. Not if it's delicious.

• 34:46Speaker 01

  I mean...

• 34:46Speaker 02

  Because you need to let a master do their work. And I think at this point in time, I am a master. I am a master of my craft. And my craft is aimlessly talking and starting a sentence with the idea of where I want to go. And then seeing if I get there eventually, but stumbling along the way. But the stumble is what life is.

• 35:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  Life is not a smooth road, Joey.

• 35:12Speaker 01

  It's got bumps.

• 35:13Speaker 02

  Life is a collection-

• 35:14Speaker 01

  Peaks and valleys.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  Of stumbles.

• 35:18Speaker 02

  And picking yourself up.

• 35:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, if you stumble, you're not falling down.

• 35:25Speaker 02

  You could.

• 35:25Speaker 01

  What was the last time you fell down and like hit the deck?

• 35:29Speaker 02

  Like, not that long ago.

• 35:30Speaker 01

  You fell and hit the floor?

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:32Speaker 01

  In pub?

• 35:32Speaker 02

  No, at home.

• 35:34Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. Have you done it in public, like, recently?

• 35:37Speaker 02

  I almost. I, I went to a rest stop on the way in, here.

• 35:42Speaker 01

  Today?

• 35:42Speaker 02

  No, not today. A couple of weeks ago. And it was rainy and wet outside.

• 35:47Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 35:48Speaker 02

  And I, I slipped on a grate and I went, "Oh, fuck!"

• 35:56Speaker 02

  Oh, my god!

• 36:03Speaker 02

  What was that? What do we, what happened? I know you saw that! What happened? You're done. You're done. What happened? Don't you ever! I don't know. I slipped. I don't know.

• 36:20Speaker 02

  That's a crazy way to slip, dick, Kanye!

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Oh shit. I slipped and went... Yeah, you know? Slipping's probably worse than falling. Because like, I like... You like lose your balance. I did one of those, and like my foot like went out far. Oh, like ahead of you? Yeah, and like I would've went down, dude. Are we officially in the age of like falling is scary?

• 36:49Speaker 02

  No! Okay. Not yet, dude. Okay. Like if you fell down, you'd be fine.

• 36:56Speaker 02

  I mightn't. You might! I mightn't. You think that you'd fall down and you'd be like hurt, hurt? Depending on how I fell, yeah. How? Bro, I remember- You're not brittle. I know I'm not brittle, but I'm a, a man, a larger man than you are. So? So if I fall, it could be bad. It could be. It might not be, and hopefully wouldn't be. Maybe if you fell on a spike...

• 37:27Speaker 02

  Crazy.

• 37:31Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, like, I think it's, like, when you get to a certain age and you fall down, it's like, oh, well, I have osteoporosis and my shit might turn into like dust. Yeah, I'm worried about that, but like, I'm also- No! Bro, I, when, the last time I can remember falling, I was like, I had to stay down, because I was like, whoa, like- Really? Yeah, because it, because it's one of those things where, you know, remember, I used to work in the insurance, uh, industry? And a very common thing that you're taught is when you get hurt, you fall, something happens, you pull something, whatever, you sue. Well, not just that, but like- Immediately, your, your reaction is to be like, "I'm good. I'm good. Yeah, I'm up. I'm good." And you might not feel it right then and there. It's when it's

• 38:16Speaker 02

  two, three, four, 12 hours removed that it's like, "Oh, fuck."

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Now I got a big bruise in my ass.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  Now I got a big ol' fat problem on my hands and it's my hip.

• 38:24Speaker 01

  Right.

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Uh, but I, I like stayed down just to make sure, like, my body was not playing tricks on me and it's like, "You're really okay."

• 38:33Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 38:33Speaker 02

  You don't remember the last time you fell?

• 38:35Speaker 01

  The last time I hit the deck and fell? I don't know. I mean, I've def- I don't know.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  I almost fell on a run the other day. Like, my, I did one of my ankle.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  You had, you had-

• 38:49Speaker 01

  Bro, I have these stupid ass shoes that I, they're not that stupid.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  Honestly, you should, you should jog in high tops, dude. You're gonna hurt yourself.

• 38:56Speaker 01

  Not a chance. I'm doing that. That's bananas.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  Why?

• 38:59Speaker 01

  Jogging in high tops?

• 39:00Speaker 02

  Ankle protection.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  There's also, like, not- I, I like read a study once that like, that's not a thing. It's a myth. Like, you could play basketball in, like, running shoes and it's- Your ankle is not, like, more supported in a high top.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  I struggle to believe how that's true when there's just literally a part of the shoe is gripping your ankle.

• 39:18Speaker 01

  Because if you land on your foot like this, your, the, the part of the shoe isn't gonna stop your foot from going like that. The whole weight of your body is on the edge of your foot.

• 39:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it might prevent a little more resistance than if you had not had it.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  I'm looking up.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  I'm just saying-

• 39:34Speaker 01

  I'm looking up. Uh, but I have these shoes that are, like, really light. So sometime, so if I- And the way that I run, there's like a street that's like ve- like slightly slanted.

• 39:45Speaker 02

  I hate that.

• 39:46Speaker 01

  So like, it like slants into the bike lane. And sometime, and this one particular time, I, I don't know, I guess I just judged the ro- the road wrong and I hit my, I like landed on my foot like that. And it kinda like made my ankle kinda whatever for a second. And then, you know, you do that, but you're going like- Not that I was in a sprint, but I was like already like in a run. So I like did that and then the next like five steps were clown-like.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, oh!

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Like, you start walking like a, like a cat if you put like boots on them. I was just like-

• 40:17Speaker 01

  Like my legs just like, it felt like my legs came over my head and I was like walking like that. But then I, I held my composure, but I almost went down and it was raining.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  I do the, I do the like I catch myself and I'm like, whoa! And the little playful jog.

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  You know, like, whoa! And then I look around and see if anyone saw. Uh, because that's a big thing. If you trip in public, you need to make eye contact with someone so they know you're okay. Like, you didn't fall and trip like a loser.

• 40:41Speaker 01

  Why are we so worried about that?

• 40:42Speaker 02

  Uh, I don't know.

• 40:43Speaker 01

  It's so embarrassing though.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  But it's not like I like really worry. It's just like a thing that we like, just do.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  It is embarrassing to like trip and like lose your footing. It's like, we all do that.

• 40:54Speaker 02

  It's way worse when I'll, I'll be walking and my ankle will just go, like, out of nowhere. And it'll just, and I'm like, what the hell? Like, why? It's not like I was walking like the fucking, the mask. Like I was walking regular, you know? And then just one will just...

• 41:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  Just for some reason. It doesn't make any sense to me.

• 41:14Speaker 01

  I don't know, but I think if I hit the deck right now, fell hard,

• 41:21Speaker 01

  it would probably hurt my, like, am I falling on my butt? Like my coccyx?

• 41:25Speaker 02

  Fall right now.

• 41:26Speaker 01

  No thanks.

• 41:27Speaker 02

  Sit on this and just fall.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  No.

• 41:31Speaker 02

  Sit on the desk and fall.

• 41:34Speaker 01

  N-O. No. Submit.

• 41:39Speaker 01

  Uh, but if I fell, when you fall on your asshole, that hurts like hell. I'd rather fall on my hip than my asshole.

• 41:47Speaker 02

  One of the worst falls I ever had was like a, like a cartoon, like slip on a banana peel where like I went up and came right down on my butt.

• 41:54Speaker 01

  Yeah dude. Falling on your asshole, there's no resistance. My butt doesn't help.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Well, your butt doesn't help. My butt at least breaks the fall a little bit.

• 42:03Speaker 01

  Alright, I don't need that.

• 42:03Speaker 02

  You're built like Gumby.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  I don't need, I don't need to be disrespected with a hurt ass.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  You're built like Angela Anaconda.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  You're a son of a bitch. I hated that show. Hated it!

• 42:17Speaker 01

  You have the body shape of Paper Mario. Still going.

• 42:25Speaker 01

  What's your body like?

• 42:28Speaker 02

  I'm, I got curves, baby. I'm voluptuous.

• 42:32Speaker 01

  Like what?

• 42:33Speaker 02

  Like an hourglass?

• 42:35Speaker 01

  An hourglass?

• 42:36Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. Well, I don't have the tits. Uh, I kinda do.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  You have an hourglass figure.

• 42:46Speaker 02

  Closer to an hourglass, maybe like a thinner hourglass, but like, you, you, you're built like a pencil. You're built like a VHS.

• 42:53Speaker 01

  A VHS? Like sideways VHS?

• 42:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, sure.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  And you're an hourglass.

• 43:00Speaker 02

  More hourglass than you.

• 43:02Speaker 01

  Well, who's, I'm not, I'm not an hourglass either.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  You know what I'm built like? I'm built like a, a really sick vase, like a Greek vase.

• 43:10Speaker 01

  I was thinking more like a...

• 43:14Speaker 01

  vanilla cone with rainbow sprinkles.

• 43:23Speaker 02

  Well, I look like the mayor from the nightmare before Christmas? I'm just built like a diamond?

• 43:29Speaker 02

  What the fuck is that? You just called me so many things!

• 43:33Speaker 01

  I, well, not in, like, in jest, Joey. I wasn't calling you something, like, seriously.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  You had to figure out what I looked like. Because you said five examples! Joey, I didn't say five examples.

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Angela Anaconda. Hate that show, and I can't believe you said that. Two, Gumby. Three, VHS tape?

• 43:54Speaker 01

  That one I don't even understand, but I will take it as a compliment, just because I like going on the back of VHS tapes and turning, turning the things.

• 44:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, so ruining them is what you like to do.

• 44:02Speaker 01

  I do.

• 44:04Speaker 02

  You're built like a thwomp.

• 44:06Speaker 01

  I don't know who that is.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  From, uh, Super Mario?

• 44:08Speaker 01

  Is that the, the brown things that you?

• 44:10Speaker 02

  No, those are Goombas.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, that's right.

• 44:11Speaker 02

  You wish you was built like a Goomba.

• 44:13Speaker 01

  I, why would I wish that? They're like a half an inch...

• 44:15Speaker 02

  They're rounder.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  Wait, what's a Goomba? A what?

• 44:18Speaker 02

  It's the little, like, the little, like, mushroom-looking ones.

• 44:24Speaker 01

  Oh, that's pretty similar to a Goomba, uh, to a...

• 44:27Speaker 02

  Oh, no, what's a thwomp?

• 44:28Speaker 01

  Oh, that's the...

• 44:29Speaker 02

  They're the blocks. The ones that in Mario 64 go, "Orrr!"

• 44:35Speaker 01

  You think I'm square?

• 44:36Speaker 02

  I think that you have the body definition of a low-res TV.

• 44:43Speaker 01

  I used to, so you, you see me as square?

• 44:47Speaker 02

  I think, like, you're in shape.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  But I'm square?

• 44:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:52Speaker 01

  And you have an hourglass body?

• 44:53Speaker 02

  More of an hourglass body. I don't think it's astonishing to think that I just have more curvature to my body than you.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  I don't think that's being disputed here.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  If you were built like a Mario Kart track, you would be...

• 45:10Speaker 01

  What kind of sentence, what kind of comparison even is that?

• 45:15Speaker 02

  I'm like Rainbow Road and you're like the one that is in like the park that is just an oval.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  I'm trying to understand how you view my body.

• 45:28Speaker 01

  And what I'm getting is that you just think I'm an unsculpted chunk of something.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  I don't think-

• 45:35Speaker 01

  Like you know when I-

• 45:36Speaker 02

  No, no, no, you're in shape. You're sculpted from the gods. You remind us every day.

• 45:39Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 45:40Speaker 02

  Every time Joey will sit at breakfast at the Airbnbs or hotels that we're at, he'll just have his shirt off. We're like, "What are you doing?" He's like, "What are you talking about?"

• 45:49Speaker 02

  And you could do the-

• 45:49Speaker 01

  Yeah, your shits are moving.

• 45:53Speaker 01

  Take it easy, you might rip your shirt.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  But so have my shirts, though.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  I'm no Terry Crews, but I'm on my way.

• 46:00Speaker 01

  But your titties are speaking the language. I can, I can see that.

• 46:04Speaker 02

  But Joey will remind us, like, "Oh my god, I'm so shredded."

• 46:08Speaker 01

  I'm not shredded whatsoever.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  You tell us that you're shredded.

• 46:10Speaker 01

  I don't tell you that.

• 46:11Speaker 02

  And then the one time someone said that you aren't shredded?

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Well, that's not, that's not what someone said. What someone said is that I'm built like a VHS tape.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  I'm joking, obviously.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  And a thwomp.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Which I did, I just learned what that was today. And I just want the, the record to show that I have been body shamed.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  No!

• 46:34Speaker 01

  On this podcast, I've been body shamed-

• 46:35Speaker 02

  No, he hasn't!

• 46:37Speaker 01

  And I, I literally just had therapy this morning and now, now I'm gonna have to-

• 46:41Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. I'm, Joey, I just said you're in shape. You take- This is me talking, cuz I am not taking care of my body right now.

• 46:49Speaker 01

  Frank, tell me, tell me how I'm rectangular.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  You're not- Joey, you know it's a joke!

• 46:54Speaker 01

  Square.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  Don't do this, cuz I'm gonna drive home and I'm gonna be like, "I wonder if he's actually upset about this."

• 46:58Speaker 01

  And then you're gonna not think about it forever and ever and amen.

• 47:05Speaker 01

  And we do have sponsors anyway, so we gotta get to that.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Please tell me.

• 47:08Speaker 01

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• 47:11Speaker 02

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• 47:13Speaker 02

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• 50:33Speaker 02

  Don't talk about my panties. You see what he just did?

• 50:35Speaker 01

  Your panties.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  Don't, they're...

• 50:38Speaker 01

  Wet as hell! Apparently, and I didn't know this, you knew this, that Chuck E. Cheese is coming out with a, an adult version.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  They are?

• 50:47Speaker 01

  Yeah! And Frank's chomping at the bits.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  Wait a sec, this is so, this is mind-blowing news. Chuck E. Cheese, the most iconic, fun place to be a kid, as a kid, is now coming out with something to make us feel like kids again?

• 51:02Speaker 01

  Uh, the most iconic is bananas.

• 51:06Speaker 02

  First of all, the, the tagline was literally where kids could be a kid.

• 51:10Speaker 01

  And we know that's all you care about in this life.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  No!

• 51:13Speaker 01

  Is let's be playful, let's remember to be kids, or whatever. Now you can go to Chuck E. Cheese, and now it's for adults. So, there's probably beer, you can eat pizza, and maybe they'll let you fuck a rat.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Backyard baseball. Backyard baseball, Joe.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  Things that made us happy as kids are making a return, okay? Which, thank God, because we as a society used to be a lot more fun and take things less serious. I used to be able to pop on a fucking baseball game or a football game and rock bottom somebody. I used to be able, as Warren Sapp, to rock bottom fucking Jeremy Shockey in the end zone. Okay? Now I play a football game and I gotta worry about signing a contract and working out? What is this shit? You think I wanna think about fucking staying in shape while I'm playing video games? Why do I need to do that?

• 51:57Speaker 01

  But now you wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  What's it called now? It's Chuck's Arcade.

• 52:02Speaker 01

  Chuck. It's not Chucky anymore, it's fucking Chuck.

• 52:05Speaker 02

  Well, cause Chucky grew up, Joey.

• 52:07Speaker 01

  I know.

• 52:07Speaker 02

  As Joey grew up to Joe. Oh, I'm Joe Santagato now. No, you're still Joey. Okay? I'm still, Frank Alvarez? How about Frankie?

• 52:16Speaker 01

  Right.

• 52:17Speaker 02

  Okay?

• 52:17Speaker 01

  I mean, you tell everyone your name is Frank.

• 52:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, you tell everyone your name is Joe.

• 52:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:22Speaker 02

  But what I'm saying is... This is a good thing.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  You're gonna go to Chuck's. Imagine getting hammered at Chuck's?

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Let me be very clear about something. I had the dream at the age of 16 of getting drunk at a Chuck E. Cheese. The fact that it might be possible now...

• 52:38Speaker 01

  I'm hammered at Chuck's, you gotta pick me up.

• 52:40Speaker 02

  But here's the thing. I love arcade games, arcade machines. They should not do, there are some things that Chucky, Chucky... You listening?

• 52:50Speaker 01

  Chuck, dude, it's Chuck.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  Chuck, Chuck, are you listening? This is someone who has been to over two Chuck E. Cheeses in their lifetime, okay?

• 52:56Speaker 01

  I love you, you were gonna make it seem like that was a lot. I've been to over two.

• 53:00Speaker 02

  Have you ever been?

• 53:02Speaker 01

  To Chuck E. Cheese, no.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Place was nuts, dude.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  I mean, it feels like mayhem.

• 53:05Speaker 02

  It was within the play place area where like the tubes and slides were. It was the wild fucking west.

• 53:14Speaker 01

  I imagine that like you go, you eat a lot of like old pizza, and then you take a picture with a rat, and then you get a fever and you go home.

• 53:25Speaker 02

  I feel like that's what Chuck E. Cheese is. The fever comes a day or two later. Yeah. It was, literally, show up. We're sitting here, let's leave our stuff here. Go and run as fast as you can for two hours. Come back and eat a slice of pizza and drink a glass of red fruit juice. And then go back and do it for another two hours. Yeah. I've seen pictures of Chuck E. Cheese pizza. I think I'd rather eat a rat. I think Chuck has probably heard the feedback. Yeah. And applied, uh, you know, as, as, as responsible business, uh, rats do.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Applied the feedback to their establishments. Chuck's Arcade, if they want to succeed. Do you know anything about the arcade? Like, what, what's going on? What's going on? Yeah, like, is there like a menu, or? I mean, what menu do you need for Chuck's Arcade? I mean, are they gonna have a liquor license? Uh, so ten locations have already opened across the United States, including... Police say there's one in New Jersey.

• 54:34Speaker 02

  Is there one in New Jersey?

• 54:37Speaker 02

  St. Petersburg, Florida, Tulsa, Oklahoma, El Paso, Texas, and St. Louis, Missouri. We were just in St. Louis. Each site is uniquely decorated with original artwork highlighting the franchise's history. So cool. With the Kansas City location featuring a pizzeria? Missouri having two of Chuck's arcades makes sense. It serves beer and wine. Wine at a Chuck's Arcade? I'm playing Astroyn, we're drinking wine? A glass of your finest house red to pair with this pizza. I would love a Cabernet Sauvignon and some...

• 55:18Speaker 02

  This comes just over a year after reports surfaced that Chuck E. Cheese is launching a squid game-inspired TV show for adults. Chuck E. Cheese has a production house? They're launching a TV?

• 55:30Speaker 01

  This is crazy.

• 55:31Speaker 02

  Oh, described as "modern day love letter to the games and people that built the brand." Us! You. You. The Adult Focus Arcade feature a blend of retro and modern titles, ranging from Donkey Kong and Mortal Kombat, to Halo and Connect Four Hoops.

• 55:49Speaker 01

  What the fuck is Connect Four Hoops?

• 55:52Speaker 02

  This is so sick. It's like you have to like hit a basketball shot and like that's a Connect Four. Dude, this is sick.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  You love arcades.

• 56:01Speaker 02

  I do. I would bring you... Bro? Bro?

• 56:04Speaker 01

  I know, people say this all the time, but I think that you can say it. You were born in the wrong era. You should have been back like 10 more years.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm very content with how my life has led me to where I am.

• 56:14Speaker 01

  Really? Really are ya? Because all you're talking about is how you wish you were a child.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  I mean, but, listen, I would have thrived in that arcade setting. And there were arcades we went to as kids. Um, but...

• 56:23Speaker 01

  Did we?

• 56:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I did. I don't know about you. You weren't going anywhere. You were fucking sitting home, winding up VHS tapes while I'm having fun at Chuck E. Cheese in another arcade.

• 56:32Speaker 01

  I was at the park playing basketball and stuff.

• 56:33Speaker 02

  I'm sure you were.

• 56:34Speaker 01

  I was hanging out with people.

• 56:35Speaker 02

  I'm sure you were. Um...

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Train of thought.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  No idea either, honestly. Yeah, I have no clue.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  Left the station. Oh, I'm just... What they need to do, is they need to make it not just like those like arcade games where it's like, hit the jackpot and you get 500 tickets. It needs to be games that are just fun to play.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:56Speaker 02

  That you don't need to like win tickets from. I don't want to go and spend 5,000 tickets on a fucking pencil topper that looks like, you know, a fucking Oogie Boogie from Nightmare Before Christmas. Great movie, great character, great song. I... Joey, there is an arcade I want to bring you to, that you will lose your mind.

• 57:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  It's called Yestercades. And it is awesome. It's... There's one by us, you know, in Jersey, not far from where we are.

• 57:24Speaker 01

  Let me ask you, can I say, is it okay if two adults are there?

• 57:31Speaker 01

  That's a serious question.

• 57:32Speaker 02

  What do you mean if two adults are there?

• 57:33Speaker 01

  Like is it, like I wouldn't go with you to Chuck E. Cheese.

• 57:36Speaker 02

  Well, we'd go to Chuck's Arcade, bitch. You'd fucking join me for a day of fun.

• 57:39Speaker 01

  No, no, I'm saying like there are, there are places that are geared towards children.

• 57:42Speaker 02

  No, this is, it's

• 57:43Speaker 01

  Like it's a Dave and Buster's kinda thing?

• 57:45Speaker 02

  It's not Dave and Buster's.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  But it's, it's similar.

• 57:46Speaker 02

  It's its own thing, no. Dave and Buster's is like, you go and it's like, oh, shoot the hoops and you win 10 prizes. You, you could win an iPod Touch. It's like, it's 2025. Who needs a fucking iPod anymore?

• 58:00Speaker 01

  A pair of headphones!

• 58:02Speaker 02

  No, the PlaySeastercades is so sick. First of all, they do after 8pm on weekends, it's BYOB. You pay for, by the hour and you can bring beer and wine and liquor.

• 58:12Speaker 01

  Can I say something before you continue?

• 58:14Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 58:15Speaker 01

  If on a Saturday, after 8pm, I'm at an arcade,

• 58:21Speaker 01

  find me and put three in the back of my head.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  It's fun. So like, it has like the classic arcade machines, you know, uh, uh, NBA Jam, TMNT 4, Turtles in Time, you know, like, uh, Galaga, Mrs. Pac-Man, all that shit.

• 58:37Speaker 01

  Love a good Galaga!

• 58:38Speaker 02

  But then the walls are just a ton of TVs and each of them have uh, NES, Super NES, Nintendo 64, GameCube, Playstation, Playstation 2, Playstation 3, original Xbox 360, and you can literally go on the wall. They have them on the wall and pick out the game you wanna play and pop it in and fucking play.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  That's so cool.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  I, I think Playstation 1 games, or Playstation 2, that was like the big.

• 59:08Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah, okay, but

• 59:10Speaker 01

  Or, or Guitar Hero.

• 59:12Speaker 02

  They have, you could play. I've gone there and played Guitar Hero.

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• 59:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. Why are you smirking?

• 59:49Speaker 02

  That's a crazy thing for an adult to say.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  I've gone to the arcade and played Guitar Hero.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Just so much fun.

• 59:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:56Speaker 02

  I remember I went to, the last time I went to a Yestercade's, I went in, and there were some kids playing Guitar Hero, and I went...

• 1:00:04Speaker 01

  Oh no Frankie, please don't tell me you went over there. Did you go over there? I don't want to know if you went over there.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  I went over there and I was like,

• 1:00:10Speaker 01

  Oh no Frankie.

• 1:00:10Speaker 02

  "Can I get a song?" He said, "Sure." Let me tell you something.

• 1:00:15Speaker 01

  She's like, "Put on 'Expert'." And I'm like, "What? No way. No one can do that."

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  "Expert." "Hyper speed."

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Get the...

• 1:00:23Speaker 02

  "Clypso Dover."

• 1:00:27Speaker 01

  You and I both know that you can't do that right now.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  Right now I can't.

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  I know. At some point, I could have also.

• 1:00:33Speaker 02

  Not "Expert." You were never an "Expert" boy.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  I was definitely an "Expert" boy!

• 1:00:36Speaker 02

  Not "Clypso Dover."

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  I could do "Expert."

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 1:00:39Speaker 01

  But I definitely can't do it now.

• 1:00:40Speaker 02

  Uh, or "Battling Tom Morello."

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  That was awesome. Yo, my sister was a mad guy at that game.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was the one that was like the first, like, good player at Guitar Hero I ever saw.

• 1:00:49Speaker 01

  That's all she did.

• 1:00:51Speaker 02

  I just think that this is a huge opportunity for Chuck...

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  Chuck Ayy!

• 1:00:55Speaker 02

  To reinvigorate. Look, look at what is happening to big, massive brands right now.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  I don't need this whole thing again. But if it's not gonna be pizza, what's it gonna be? What's their, like, food?

• 1:01:05Speaker 02

  I'm sure it could be like, bar bites. You know?

• 1:01:08Speaker 01

  Wings.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  Wings, pretzels, mozzarella sticks, potato skins, mac and cheese bites.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  Anything of any sort of health?

• 1:01:19Speaker 02

  Grilled chicken salad.

• 1:01:22Speaker 01

  Cauliflower bites.

• 1:01:23Speaker 02

  Cauliflower fried bites. I just think that, like, there's a real cool opportunity for Chuck to reemerge, along with other juggernauts of casual dining from the 90's, i.e. Red Lobster, to reinvent themselves.

• 1:01:40Speaker 01

  Mars. Remember that restaurant?

• 1:01:42Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:01:43Speaker 01

  No?

• 1:01:44Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Bro, you don't remember, what was it called? Something Mars? It's like, the whole place looked like Mars.

• 1:01:49Speaker 02

  No, I don't remember that.

• 1:01:50Speaker 01

  Not that we know what Mars looks like.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I... I remember, you know what I do remember?

• 1:01:56Speaker 01

  Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?

• 1:01:58Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  Frankie!

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  What?

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  You never went to Doctor Jekyll and Mr. whatever?

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Dude, you would walk in and it was like a whole thing. It was like a, uh, like a show at dinner.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  But it was Doctor Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. I think it's still, I could be making this up.

• 1:02:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, I don't remember that.

• 1:02:12Speaker 01

  I went once. I thought you came with me.

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I remember Planet Hollywood. I loved Planet Hollywood.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  I don't think I've ever went.

• 1:02:20Speaker 02

  Planet Hollywood, it'd be like, "Oh my god, it's the Terminator's jacket!" "Oh shit, those are Rocky's gloves!"

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  And then I'm eating a fucking burrito.

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:02:30Speaker 02

  That was made by a like eighteen-year-old kid.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:34Speaker 02

  You know? Chuck, Chuck, Chuck has the opportunity to do something really cool.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Do you remember for your birthday, or was it your birthday or my birthday, where we went to the wrestling restaurant?

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, WWF New York.

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  We got in for free because my dad helped build it.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  Was it your birthday?

• 1:02:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  And we ate in like a cage?

• 1:02:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  We were surrounded by like fence.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  And it was the night, and it was the night that The Rock returned to save the WWF against the Alliance.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  And Test was there!

• 1:03:05Speaker 02

  Test was there.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  RIP.

• 1:03:07Speaker 01

  This is all coming back.

• 1:03:08Speaker 02

  RIP Test.

• 1:03:09Speaker 01

  Oh, Test is dead?

• 1:03:11Speaker 02

  Been dead, brother.

• 1:03:12Speaker 01

  For how?

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  Since like 2009.

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  I'm, I'm out of...

• 1:03:16Speaker 02

  You're, you've been out of the loop.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  Test died in 2009?

• 1:03:18Speaker 02

  I believe so, yeah.

• 1:03:19Speaker 01

  A Test, a Test.

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  And a goat cheese. Whatever he says in the song.

• 1:03:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:31Speaker 01

  It's a great song, though.

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  It was a good song.

• 1:03:32Speaker 01

  Damn, yo, Test was there.

• 1:03:33Speaker 02

  Test was there. I went another time and I think Big Show was there.

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  What a great idea.

• 1:03:39Speaker 02

  I'm, I mean, it was, and then it wasn't.

• 1:03:41Speaker 01

  It wasn't.

• 1:03:42Speaker 02

  It failed pretty...

• 1:03:43Speaker 01

  It wasn't very quickly.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  It failed pretty quick, okay? I think it was a good idea to us. I think all like the information that has come out about that in hindsight was that it was a bad idea from the jump.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  The restaurant?

• 1:03:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:54Speaker 01

  I mean...

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  Because you can go and get table-breaking quesadillas!

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  Oh my god, have the Figure 4 mozzarella sticks! Well fuck it, fuck it waitress brings out the food and then powerpunches it to the table. What's our dessert special? A Swamton Cherry Bomb Fucking Ice Cream Side Day!

• 1:04:18Speaker 02

  Flips onto the table. Yeah, right? Enjoy your food! Yeah, oh, good times, yeah. Good times, but... Chucks. When, when the time comes. No, no, can I ask you a serious question? Yeah. I'm being really, really serious here. Okay. Put your, take your rectangular hat off. Have a bitch.

• 1:04:40Speaker 02

  And put your, close your eyes again. You haven't said to close my eyes. Close them. Shh, what was that? Close your eyes. What are you doing? Just say words. Just close your eyes. Tell me! Put your business hat on for a sec. Seriously, think business minded, okay? Do you, Joe Santagato, think that it's a great idea that Chuck E. Cheese is creating adult-themed arcades? Absolutely not. Why? Because it's not for adults. But it was. Yeah, but how many people are willing to be like, "Yo, I really wanna go to Chuck E. Cheese." The same amount of people that are going to Dave and Buster's. Dave and Buster's has had the adult arcade scene on lock.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  That's, yeah, I mean, I just, you know what it is? I'm not the demo. I don't wanna go to Dave and Buster's. I don't either. I wanna go to Dave and Buster's like, once every three years. But what does Dave and Buster's have besides a stupid logo? Nothing that appeals to us. It just showed up one day. I agree. I, now, do you remember ESPN Zone? Yes, and that was cool. That was way cool. And then Dave and Buster's was like, "This is our space now." I just think that nostalgia is massive, whether you agree with it or not. Right. It is massive. So being able to tap into that market right now. Bro, look at what Pokemon cards are doing. Look at like, collectibles as a whole.

• 1:06:04Speaker 02

  People used to shun and laugh at stuff like that and think it was just the nerd in the basement. Now it's...

• 1:06:11Speaker 02

  Not sounding derogatory to the people that collected previously, but like it's it's regular pop culture that people collect and get Pokemon cards and get a Funko Pops and stuff like that. Maybe there are people that take it a little more extreme, but if you can figure out a way to tap into that market with the power of nostalgia, the way that Chuck E. Cheese is doing, I think it's a great chance to at least take.

• 1:06:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, if I was them, I would probably try to do it too. I just, I just don't think. And I mean, my opinion means nothing, but like, I don't.

• 1:06:43Speaker 02

  I think your opinion means everything to them.

• 1:06:44Speaker 01

  I didn't, like, even if I grew, like, I'm trying to think, like, I loved DZ Discovery Zone, but if they opened up a bar, I wouldn't be like, damn, I gotta get in there and zip line and have a fucking daiquiri, you know, like, I'm just not, when I think of Chuck E. Cheese, I think of the Rat mascot.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  I don't like the way you said Rat, by the way. That felt a little charged. Say it again.

• 1:07:07Speaker 01

  Rat.

• 1:07:08Speaker 02

  That was a little softer. I like that.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  It's just the way the word's spelled.

• 1:07:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 1:07:13Speaker 01

  But like, I don't know, for me, I'm not, I wasn't really tapped into the Chuck E. Cheese.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  When's the last time you drank and played video games? Serious question. And I'm not talking Command and Conquer, Joey. I'm talking like competitive video games like Air Hockey or, uh, you know, like-

• 1:07:33Speaker 01

  Ping Pong? I've played Ping Pong.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  Is that a video game? I guess Air Hockey isn't a video game either, but like, uh, fucking Time Crisis or-

• 1:07:43Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that is.

• 1:07:43Speaker 02

  You remember Time Crisis, the one that had the foot pedal and you would hide behind the thing and you'd pop up and you'd shoot with the light gun?

• 1:07:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Speaker 02

  You know, or the one where you're, you know, the Jurassic Park one. When's the last time you did something like that?

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  I was like 17.

• 1:08:01Speaker 02

  It's okay. Hey, it's okay.

• 1:08:05Speaker 01

  What's okay?

• 1:08:05Speaker 02

  It's okay.

• 1:08:07Speaker 01

  Same question.

• 1:08:08Speaker 02

  No one's gonna laugh at you for wanting to feel like a kid again.

• 1:08:11Speaker 01

  I'm not saying that. I'm saying I just don't wanna play.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  Hey, put down your glass of Chardonnay and go to Chuck E. Cheese and get another glass of Chardonnay.

• 1:08:24Speaker 01

  Get a Chuck's.

• 1:08:25Speaker 02

  You don't have to keep talking about Bitcoin.

• 1:08:29Speaker 01

  I don't talk about Bitcoin.

• 1:08:30Speaker 02

  Go talk about Halo.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:08:36Speaker 02

  Live a little.

• 1:08:36Speaker 01

  I would play Halo one or two. Halo two is great.

• 1:08:40Speaker 02

  Halo one was great too.

• 1:08:41Speaker 01

  Halo one was great.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  Halo three, I didn't play as much. I know Keith was very good at it.

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 02

  Just, just.

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  Just indulge a little bit, Joey. It's okay.

• 1:08:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm just saying I don't need to go to a place on a Saturday night and bring my own beer.

• 1:08:57Speaker 02

  So where are you going? Where are you going on Saturday night? Restaurant?

• 1:09:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:02Speaker 02

  Guess where you could get food also?

• 1:09:05Speaker 01

  Chuck's Arcade.

• 1:09:06Speaker 02

  That's right. And maybe it's not handmade by a, you know, a, a, a, a former Vietnamese war veteran in the basement of Brooklyn, but it might still be good.

• 1:09:17Speaker 01

  I think you have a very skewed ver- like view of Brooklyn.

• 1:09:22Speaker 01

  I, Frank, I'm, you asked me if I thought it was a good idea and I said no.

• 1:09:27Speaker 02

  Why?

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  I think I explained that as well.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  Do it again, because I forgot.

• 1:09:33Speaker 01

  I just don't think there's enough people.

• 1:09:37Speaker 01

  I get why they're doing it. I don't think there's enough people that are like, I loved Chuck E. Cheese so much that now as an adult, I am very interested in going back to Chuck's Arcade.

• 1:09:49Speaker 02

  Well.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  To eat pizza, drink beer and hang out with the rat.

• 1:09:53Speaker 02

  Wasn't there a recent study that showed that people our age are getting married and having kids later? So our age is the demographic that these people are trying to target.

• 1:10:02Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  So.

• 1:10:05Speaker 02

  They're not very busy on a Saturday night. They can go over to Chuck's Arcade and get that party started on a Saturday night.

• 1:10:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you're like asking, you're like, you just said fuck Dave and Buster's.

• 1:10:15Speaker 02

  Because Dave and Buster's, their logo is stupid.

• 1:10:18Speaker 01

  Right, but like, how often are you like, oh, Saturday night, let's go to Dave and Buster's?

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Not me, because I am, I, I, I'm married with children.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  I'm saying the normal, a, a single man, woman, or whomever, however they choose to identify.

• 1:10:32Speaker 01

  Aren't gonna go to Dave and Buster's?

• 1:10:34Speaker 02

  You never know.

• 1:10:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I'm sure they're-

• 1:10:37Speaker 02

  Those places are packed all the time, Joey. People are going.

• 1:10:39Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:10:40Speaker 02

  So then-

• 1:10:40Speaker 01

  I think it's a good place if you have children.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  I don't think you can bring kids to Dave and Buster's.

• 1:10:45Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  I don't think so.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  I think it's a good date spot for like, a younger, you know, crowd. And like, tourists, because it's in Times Square.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  They also have them elsewhere.

• 1:10:58Speaker 01

  I mean, I, I...

• 1:11:01Speaker 01

  They have them- I just, I just, it's not of interest to me, that's all I'm saying.

• 1:11:04Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, there's a solid chance that I'd find a way to drag you to a Chuck's Arcade.

• 1:11:12Speaker 01

  I wouldn't need to be dragged. I just won't be there on Saturday night.

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  Okay. There's, uh, there is a reality-

• 1:11:20Speaker 01

  There has to be a happy hour on a Wednesday or something.

• 1:11:23Speaker 02

  I, I would be fine with that.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:25Speaker 02

  I'm just saying, there, there is a potential that you go to a Chuck's Arcade and have the time of your life.

• 1:11:30Speaker 01

  I, I believe

• 1:11:33Speaker 01

  you would have the time of your life. There are places, like Barcade, we've been there.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  Great place, lot of fun, super cool.

• 1:11:39Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:11:42Speaker 01

  I don't know why that was funny.

• 1:11:44Speaker 02

  Great place, lot of fun, super cool.

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  But yeah, you go there, and it's like, a bar, and there's also like, arcade games, but it's a bar.

• 1:11:52Speaker 02

  I've been violently drunk at a Barcade.

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  Have you?

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I went to one in New Haven with Becca, and I was hammered.

• 1:12:02Speaker 01

  Like, you got too many shots or something?

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  Maybe.

• 1:12:06Speaker 01

  Things happen.

• 1:12:07Speaker 02

  But like, did you see how animated I was getting in Kansas City, playing Ms. Pac-Man? Imagine if I had a beer in my hand doing that.

• 1:12:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah. I also figured out, in that, in St. Louis, because in our green room in St. Louis, they had an arcade game, and they had Gallagher. And, uh, I've never been, I haven't been that fucking angry in a while.

• 1:12:30Speaker 02

  You might need to get an arcade machine for here.

• 1:12:32Speaker 01

  I can't.

• 1:12:32Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 1:12:34Speaker 01

  I've already made that mistake in my life.

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  It gets play- it's a lot of money.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  You can't make a mistake twice.

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  You can.

• 1:12:44Speaker 01

  People can, absolutely.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  No, they make cheaper ones now. They make one for like two, three hundred bucks.

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  Alright. I feel like that's something that you should get for your house.

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  And maybe I will.

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:54Speaker 02

  But maybe we should also get one for here.

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  So you could never go anywhere without it?

• 1:12:58Speaker 02

  Just give me the company card.

• 1:13:00Speaker 01

  What, you can't spend three hundred dollars? Fuck you.

• 1:13:04Speaker 02

  Just give me a company card. You could write it off.

• 1:13:08Speaker 02

  You could write it off.

• 1:13:09Speaker 01

  I would love to be audited by the government, so they could be like, "What about this?"

• 1:13:14Speaker 02

  It's team building.

• 1:13:15Speaker 01

  They'd be like, "Send Frank in there, he'll explain it."

• 1:13:17Speaker 02

  Team building. "Oh, you got a fucking basketball thing over here."

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  Hey, hey, hey!

• 1:13:25Speaker 02

  Don't get me started on what else you said you wanted to fucking put in here.

• 1:13:29Speaker 01

  I would never write something like that off.

• 1:13:34Speaker 02

  I don't think you're being honest.

• 1:13:35Speaker 01

  What, do you work for the government? Stop talking to me.

• 1:13:39Speaker 01

  Well, I think that's all for today.

• 1:13:41Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 1:13:42Speaker 01

  I don't know. Very nineties.

• 1:13:44Speaker 02

  Love it.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  Very nineties episode.

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  What else did we talk nineties? Oh, Backstreet's back alright.

• 1:13:50Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:13:51Speaker 01

  Everybody.

• 1:13:53Speaker 02

  Yeah!

• 1:13:56Speaker 01

  Um, but for...

• 1:13:58Speaker 02

  That was their move.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  What, do it again?

• 1:14:03Speaker 01

  Unbelievable stuff.

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  Really good.

• 1:14:05Speaker 01

  Uh, guys, go to thebasemir.com, get tickets to our shows.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if?

• 1:14:11Speaker 01

  Okay, we're not done.

• 1:14:12Speaker 02

  What if they revived the Backstreet Boys? I know that they're still doing shows. But it's like, it's called "The New Backstreet Boys."

• 1:14:22Speaker 02

  And it's me and you.

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  Danny, he could sing.

• 1:14:31Speaker 02

  A med?

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  Is this thought gonna go far? Or is it just you're gonna name people and say, "What if we did that?" That's what I was afraid of.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Santa Gato Studios Boy Band, kinda crush. We can make such incredible songs.

• 1:14:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  You know? That's all I got.

• 1:14:53Speaker 01

  I know.

• 1:14:55Speaker 01

  I was waiting.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  I'm not an ideas guy.

• 1:14:57Speaker 01

  You started one, but I don't know where I was going.

• 1:14:59Speaker 02

  I brought the idea to you, now you do something with it.

• 1:15:02Speaker 01

  Got it. Uh, you guys can go to thebasemyard.com to get your tickets to these live shows. There's still some tickets in select cities. Also, by now, you guys know, uh, we're doing fucking Madison Square Garden, which is the craziest thing that I've ever said in my entire life. But, we would love it if you guys all came out for that show. Uh, it would mean the world to us. Uh, you know, we can't believe we're even getting the opportunity to perform there. And, it's such a huge deal. And, um, yeah, if this is, this could potentially be, you know, the, the last show we do for a very long time. So, we want everyone to pop out. If you haven't been to a show yet, or you need an excuse to come to New York, or if you live in New York, definitely pop out, show some support for your boys.

• 1:15:45Speaker 01

  Uh, we're very excited, but you can head on over to thebasemyard.com for your tickets there. And, uh, I guess that's all.

• 1:15:53Speaker 02

  That's it, that's all we got.

• 1:15:54Speaker 01

  That's all we got.

• 1:15:55Speaker 02

  That's all we got.

• 1:15:55Speaker 01

  We'll see ya at Chuck's.

• 1:15:56Speaker 02

  Tear up our hearts.

• 1:15:58Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:15:59Speaker 02

  No.