#509 - We Made A Country Song

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:28Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Welcome back to the basement yard. Tipped your cap? Thank you so much, you little fancy gentleman.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  You like that? A tip of the cap.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 0:43Speaker 01

  You know, don't know where it came from. And also, can you tip any cap? Or does it need to be a specific cap?

• 0:48Speaker 02

  Top hats.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  Those should come back, dude.

• 0:50Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 0:52Speaker 01

  I fuck with top hats.

• 0:53Speaker 02

  I like-

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Oh, we have like fancy occasions, not like down the street.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Bro, people used to wear them to like, go get the mail, like, back in the day.

• 1:00Speaker 01

  You know what?

• 1:01Speaker 02

  You know what? You know what? Shut up, you're know what first. My know what first.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:06Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:08Speaker 01

  I wanna wear one of those top hats, like, old timey, like, road to perdition top hats in the rain.

• 1:12Speaker 02

  I don't know what the middle part of what you-

• 1:14Speaker 01

  Road to Perdition? You never saw Road to Perdition? Have you seen Road to Perdition?

• 1:17Speaker 02

  I didn't even know-

• 1:18Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:18Speaker 02

  Is that a movie, or like a law?

• 1:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, with Tom Hanks.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  No, I've never seen that.

• 1:21Speaker 01

  He's like a gangster and he has like a little son.

• 1:23Speaker 02

  What year?

• 1:24Speaker 01

  Two thousand-

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Oh wow, I thought that, this felt like a 1980-

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Two, 2003, 2004, around that time. Really good. You should watch it.

• 1:32Speaker 02

  Never seen it.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Really, really good.

• 1:34Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I wanna ride one of those big wheeled bikes.

• 1:37Speaker 01

  The old, like, ones that like, the dumb asses-

• 1:39Speaker 02

  You could die falling off of those things.

• 1:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, cuz you're eight feet in the air.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  I know, what a stupid-

• 1:44Speaker 01

  Why would you wanna ride that?

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Stupid thing, who's the engineer behind those bikes?

• 1:47Speaker 01

  How, and also like, how did you figure out that and not just figure out to make it smaller? Like, why was that-

• 1:55Speaker 02

  Maybe it was an aesthetic thing.

• 1:56Speaker 01

  But like, why?

• 1:57Speaker 02

  Bigger than the wheel?

• 1:59Speaker 01

  Bro, if I'm, in the olden days, going down the street and I see someone on one of those giant dumbass bikes-

• 2:07Speaker 02

  You're gonna push him?

• 2:07Speaker 01

  Hmm, to double hand.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  You don't, but if I saw someone on one of those bikes today, I'd kinda be like, yo.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  You, really? Because when I see-

• 2:14Speaker 02

  I think it looks cool.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  But you know what?

• 2:17Speaker 02

  It's a little nuts.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  It looks cool, but if you saw it in a practical form, like in like daily life, like someone was going to their fucking job in Manhattan.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  You'd be pissed off.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  Um, I hate everyone on a bike when I'm in my car.

• 2:28Speaker 01

  But forget it, yes, I agree, but like everyone always came across someone in their life that like practically used a unicycle.

• 2:39Speaker 02

  I see, I've seen those. Yeah, this isn't clown school, it's the street, get off.

• 2:45Speaker 01

  Like-

• 2:45Speaker 02

  I think it's fine if you're like in a park and you're like, oh, I'm unicycling back and forth and whatever. You kinda look dumb doing that. But if you're like down the street and you're pedaling, like down a hill-

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, like it's like, alright, sweetie, on my way to work, let me get on my unicycle and ride to work.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude.

• 3:02Speaker 01

  I'll, I'll bring the gun, you bring the ammo, let's shoot that person together.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Bro- Some guy in my neighborhood like goes on that big bike, I see it sometimes.

• 3:09Speaker 02

  Really?

• 3:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do you know the name of it, what it's called?

• 3:12Speaker 01

  Bi- uh, uh-

• 3:13Speaker 03

  Bicycle.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  Bicentennial bike.

• 3:15Speaker 03

  What is it? It's called Pennyfarthing, Pennyfarthing.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Pennyfarthing?

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:20Speaker 01

  The name also sucks.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, that sounds like something.

• 3:23Speaker 01

  If I, bro, if someone, first of all, you live in Brooklyn.

• 3:26Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Chances are you're gonna see some Brooklyn hipster out here with a hat that has just a foot on it and it says something like, stinky with a question mark.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  What does that have to do to this conversation?

• 3:38Speaker 01

  Cause you, Brooklyn weirdos are weirdos.

• 3:40Speaker 02

  You, you don't even, you don't even know what Brooklyn looks like.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do. I've been Brooklyn.

• 3:45Speaker 02

  You've been on the BQE.

• 3:46Speaker 01

  I've been on Brooklyn, alright? Uh, if, if they were just like, yeah, I, I, I'm going to get a couple Vietnamese spit IPAs on my pennyfarthing.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  Bro, I would be so mad.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  You know what's crazy? As you said Vietnamese spit IPA, I was like, damn dude, that sounds pretty good.

• 4:07Speaker 01

  Would you drink some like alcohol if it was fermented in spit?

• 4:09Speaker 02

  No, no Frank, disgusting.

• 4:12Speaker 03

  Who spit?

• 4:13Speaker 02

  Doesn't matter.

• 4:14Speaker 01

  It well, clearly it does to someone in this room.

• 4:17Speaker 02

  Why?

• 4:18Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  You would let someone spit in your mouth?

• 4:20Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 4:21Speaker 02

  That's fire, yo, I would dap you up if you weren't so far away, don't get up.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 4:28Speaker 01

  Penny farthing, interesting. What's worse? A bike? A unicycle? Or a fucking hoverboard?

• 4:40Speaker 01

  For like legitimate like?

• 4:42Speaker 02

  Hoverboards are for like 11 year olds 10 years ago.

• 4:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, that like just found out that like Mr. Beast is

• 4:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  A YouTuber and all they talk about is Five Nights at Freddy's.

• 4:54Speaker 02

  I don't know what that is either.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  You don't?

• 4:55Speaker 02

  There's a lot of, there's a lot, a lot of stuff going on.

• 4:58Speaker 01

  Now that Miles is, oh, he's turning, as of recording, he's turning 10 tomorrow.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Ooh.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  I'm like getting in on the cool like kid lingo and stuff, you know what I mean? So like he helps me. So one day I jokingly with him, I said like, yo, like, who, who in here skibitty Oremax's? And he's just like, no one says that anymore, dude.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  I was like, what do they say? And he goes?

• 5:19Speaker 02

  Do you remember when we went to Penn State and you tried to do that and they were like, dude, we're not nine years old, why are you doing this?

• 5:25Speaker 01

  I think Penn State was lying.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  That's based on nothing.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  I know.

• 5:29Speaker 02

  There was a crowd full of people being like, no, we don't use that word.

• 5:32Speaker 01

  I know, well, because I asked them if the, if things were still skibitty.

• 5:35Speaker 02

  Right.

• 5:36Speaker 01

  Uh, and I think that is a younger generation, Ant is, is gonna fall off a chair.

• 5:40Speaker 02

  He did do that.

• 5:41Speaker 03

  I, I believe it.

• 5:42Speaker 01

  And, uh, they said like, no, we're older than that. But like,

• 5:46Speaker 02

  Right.

• 5:46Speaker 01

  So they, they love Minecraft, so what should I ask him about it?

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Who loves Minecraft?

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Haro Brian? You know that one, you get that reference, that's a great reference, yeah.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Haro Brian?

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Haro Brian, yeah.

• 5:56Speaker 02

  What's Haro Brian?

• 5:56Speaker 01

  Uh, can't tell him, don't tell him, let him keep himself out of the loop.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  It's just a, like a lore in Minecraft, it's, it's not that deep.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Are you mine, you're a mine crafter?

• 6:04Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I like Minecraft.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  He crafted.

• 6:06Speaker 02

  Do you, you got, you, uh, you, uh?

• 6:09Speaker 03

  Craft?

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Do you mine?

• 6:10Speaker 03

  In the cra, in the mine, yeah.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  You build houses and shit?

• 6:12Speaker 03

  Sometimes. Everyone goes to-

• 6:14Speaker 01

  Yo, I'm gonna tell you right now.

• 6:15Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  That game sucks. I know it's like the greatest, like highest selling game of all time or something like that.

• 6:22Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. Pretty sure.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  What?

• 6:24Speaker 01

  It passed.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  It's so simple.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  It pa- uh, it's like that, Grand Theft Auto V, uh, Tetris, Mario Kart 8, like.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 6:34Speaker 01

  Uh, but bro, it's.

• 6:35Speaker 02

  You just build.

• 6:36Speaker 01

  You think it's simple, but it's not.

• 6:39Speaker 02

  It's mining.

• 6:40Speaker 01

  Bro, if you wanna, alright, so what, you get, you literally get put in a, an ever-expanding world.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  What are you gonna do?

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, what, what was the first thing you would do?

• 6:50Speaker 01

  What's the first thing you're doing?

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Me?

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:51Speaker 02

  Turn the game off.

• 6:56Speaker 02

  I'd be like, oh, too big, sorry, dang.

• 6:58Speaker 01

  Too big, don't want it.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  I would like to start with something.

• 7:02Speaker 01

  But seriously, alright, no, well, no, no, you don't start with anything.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  Oh, so I guess you just start digging into the earth?

• 7:07Speaker 01

  Yep, and then, and then.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  Trying to find oil. I'd probably live underground.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Well, no, no, no, no, if you're gonna find resources, you need to mine them.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:14Speaker 01

  And in order to mine them, you need a pickaxe.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  So I guess I gotta find some rocks.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Uh, sure, but you also need a, sticks, and then you need to find rocks, you need to make a stick pickaxe, and then you can mine.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  Got it.

• 7:28Speaker 01

  And then they break.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  Yep. Well, then you gotta go get more.

• 7:31Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 7:32Speaker 02

  So this is what it, the game is. So like, can you eventually work your way up to being like, oh, I built a car?

• 7:38Speaker 03

  Mm, no. Yes, no.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, on the tracks, on the, on the redstone tracks.

• 7:42Speaker 03

  Honestly, technically you can. Technically you can build anything.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Sitting here with two crafters, aren't I?

• 7:46Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm, I just see Miles playing it. He loves, but.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you see it, alright.

• 7:50Speaker 01

  He's told me that like, it is so like, intricate, like Minecraft as a world, that like, you can build functioning computers in that game.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, yeah. It's not simple. Like, you can build a.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  I'm not saying it's.

• 8:03Speaker 03

  I'm saying you could build a fully working computer in Minecraft.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  I'm just saying.

• 8:07Speaker 03

  I'm not kidding.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Why the fuck would you do that?

• 8:10Speaker 02

  I don't know, dude, I could throw a fully functional post route in Madden and score touchdown too.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  That's right, honestly.

• 8:18Speaker 03

  Everyone has, you know, it's fair.

• 8:19Speaker 02

  Everyone has their own thing that they like, I guess. I've never played Minecraft, I've seen like videos of it and stuff, but I used to play RuneScape back in the day.

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  That I loved, and like part of that.

• 8:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, Keith is a big into Rune.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  But like, I used to walk over to trees and I would just like chop them down.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  You were very big, I, I remember you were really big into like simulation games, like you liked RuneScape. You loved Red Faction, like where you could like.

• 8:45Speaker 02

  Red Faction?

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Red Faction, or Command and Conquer.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Oh, I still like that game.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  Well, he loves games where you could delegate.

• 8:54Speaker 01

  He could be like, alright guys, go do it.

• 8:59Speaker 02

  That game's fun because you could, like you build buildings and you have to like, it's like a strategy.

• 9:03Speaker 01

  Do you like like Rollercoaster Tycoon and The Sims and SimCity?

• 9:08Speaker 02

  I never played, I've never played The Sims games ever.

• 9:11Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  I played a version of Rollercoaster Tycoon on my phone for like four days and I was like, I.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, same. It was too much.

• 9:20Speaker 02

  I was like, the hot dog machine costs 10 million dollars? The fuck is this game?

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, and it's just like, oh no, there's not a, there's not a bathroom close enough to the fucking haunted mansion, like just walk another step, babe.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  I'm also like, it's right there.

• 9:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 9:32Speaker 02

  It's like, oh, the park's dirty now, these people are shitting on the ground?

• 9:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it, yeah, and they're just like, there's not enough trash cans, trash cans I get. Trash cans I get.

• 9:40Speaker 02

  You gotta have trash cans.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  I get the trash cans.

• 9:41Speaker 02

  You gotta have trash cans, and it's gotta be walkable. It's gotta be walkable.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  That's what people say about Disney, Disney, everywhere you, you look, there's a trash can within like 10 feet or something?

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, something like that, or in every line sight, or eye, eye line is what I meant to say, there is a trash can.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Sight, line of sight?

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Your eye line.

• 9:58Speaker 01

  Li- line of sight.

• 9:59Speaker 02

  I'm saying the correct thing and you're trying to come up with new ones?

• 10:03Speaker 01

  Correct.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  But, uh, the, the reason why I, I deleted that game is because there was an option to like, you could just build a roller coaster, or you could create a custom one, and I created a custom one. The first time someone got on it, they fell off and it was like, oh, this is completely fucked up. I was like, fuck this game.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  I used to, I had a copy of The Sims for the original Xbox. And I would like it because I would like to set up a house and then I'd like take the door away and then you could hear a robber coming. And they'd break through the window, and then sometimes you took their toilets away, they'd piss themselves. Right?

• 10:37Speaker 01

  Don't look at me.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  You know when you just made that joke about me like, oh, Joe likes games we're delegating? You like torturing virtual people?

• 10:49Speaker 01

  When they are soulless. Yes.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  Right.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  This is, this is what's scary about playing God.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think it's just being a bad person.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. I don't think.

• 11:05Speaker 02

  So, you'd be the guy in the, in the USS Calister that's like, mean to the virtual people?

• 11:10Speaker 01

  No, no, no, because like, it's different now.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  No, you better hope AI doesn't become sentient, because you're gonna be mean to computers.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  I've been very nice, I've been very nice to computers, okay?

• 11:18Speaker 02

  I'm just saying.

• 11:21Speaker 01

  I, I've softened up. Like, I, I can use it like a specific example, like, when we were younger, there was a game called Bioshock that I played. Great game, highly recommended, one of the greatest of all time. And like, there are like these things called little sisters in the game, and you can either save them, and you get a certain material, or you can

• 11:40Speaker 02

  Kill them.

• 11:40Speaker 01

  Basically kill them, but you get more of the material. But like, the moral conundrum is that like

• 11:47Speaker 02

  Not for young Frank.

• 11:48Speaker 01

  Well.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  More material? Thank you! See ya!

• 11:51Speaker 01

  When I was younger, I fucking, I took, I, I, I, all of it, all of it, all of it, all of it. And it like, it like, changes the outcome of the game, like, you get different power-ups depending on. I played that game a couple of years ago, I saved all of them. I can't do it now.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:04Speaker 01

  I feel bad now.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  I played Harry Potter and like, in, in that game where it's like, you could choose to learn the death spell and whatever fuck.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  Every single death spell. Every single one I learned.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  I was too, I was like, I'm not gonna kill people in the castle, but I do want the option.

• 12:19Speaker 01

  Well, I would only, my way of justifying it is I only use it against like trolls and spiders.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Cause it's really good!

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, it's, it's a one-hit kill, but it takes a while to reload.

• 12:28Speaker 02

  Dude. To reload. But it's like, you can kill kids in the castle if you want, and like, that's not good, and I wouldn't do it, but I like the option.

• 12:35Speaker 01

  I, I, that was a fun game.

• 12:37Speaker 02

  Just want the option.

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I'm with you.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  I mean, you're ripping their doors off and hoping people get robbed, and then also listening to it, that's crazy. ASMR of people getting robbed?

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Weird. Well, in SimCity, you could, there could be monster attacks.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  What's the, oh, kaiju's?

• 12:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, kaiju's. You could, like, one of them, I think in like the Super Nintendo version, it was like Bowser came through the city and like fucked shit up.

• 12:58Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 12:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's fun.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  It's fun. I like creating cities. You like creating things.

• 13:02Speaker 01

  I do like creating things.

• 13:03Speaker 02

  And that was a segue.

• 13:06Speaker 01

  Very good.

• 13:07Speaker 02

  That's how you segue.

• 13:09Speaker 01

  That's the, that's the sinister segue, sir, right there.

• 13:14Speaker 02

  Okay. Um, spell segue, really quick, go.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  S E G U E.

• 13:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, baby!

• 13:21Speaker 01

  It's called, it's like segw.

• 13:22Speaker 02

  Segw.

• 13:23Speaker 01

  Segw.

• 13:24Speaker 02

  Is it a French word?

• 13:25Speaker 01

  It's gotta be a stupid French word. They love having words that are just like, they give up at the end. You know?

• 13:31Speaker 02

  You know when things are like, sh- uh, like she- it's pronounced like shea, whatever?

• 13:36Speaker 01

  Chez Monterrey or something like that.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's spelled C H E Z.

• 13:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  It just makes me feel like...

• 13:42Speaker 01

  Ches.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know? Cause Ches just sounds like the dirtiest place in the world. Like, come over to Ches Joe's. Or whatever the fuck.

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can see that sound. I'm pretty gr- I mean, it sounds like cheese, which if anyone were to describe anything as like, if anyone had like a nickname, it was like Cheese Something, it's probably because they're disgusting.

• 14:01Speaker 02

  Remember we used to call a girl Cheese?

• 14:03Speaker 01

  No, we used to call her Fish.

• 14:06Speaker 02

  No, I don't know Fish, but we used to call her Girl Cheese.

• 14:08Speaker 01

  I don't remember calling a girl Cheese.

• 14:09Speaker 02

  Cheese. No, I mean, suppose, who was she?

• 14:12Speaker 01

  I don't remember, I don't remember.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  It was a girl Cheese, bro.

• 14:14Speaker 01

  I don't remember Girl Cheese. I remember-

• 14:15Speaker 02

  She was really upset, or you were obsessed with like string chee- or the scr- uh, the, what's the cheese that you could press out of the can?

• 14:21Speaker 01

  String cheese, yeah.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  Is it called?

• 14:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:24Speaker 02

  It's like a Cheese Whiz?

• 14:25Speaker 01

  Cheese Whiz, yeah, Cheese Whiz. You could call it string cheese.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  But there was a girl who like, there was something with you and the cheese, and then we started calling this girl Cheese.

• 14:34Speaker 01

  I don't remember that.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  Who's Cheese?

• 14:36Speaker 01

  Who the hell was Cheese?

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Who is Cheese?

• 14:38Speaker 01

  Oh, well, maybe Cheese-

• 14:40Speaker 02

  A blonde girl.

• 14:41Speaker 01

  A blonde girl named Cheese?

• 14:43Speaker 02

  A blonde girl named Cheese.

• 14:44Speaker 01

  That's the right hair. You'd need to be called Cheese. Or redhead, redhead would make more sense, yeah.

• 14:49Speaker 02

  Who was it? Who was blonde, man? Oh, um, Brittany.

• 14:55Speaker 01

  Brittany?

• 14:56Speaker 02

  She's older than us. I'm not gonna say her last name.

• 14:59Speaker 01

  Uh...

• 15:00Speaker 02

  But she was older than us. She's blonde girl.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Rooftop?

• 15:03Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  Gotcha.

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. But you used to call... we used to call her Cheese.

• 15:06Speaker 01

  Where is she? Goodness gracious!

• 15:08Speaker 02

  When we were young, we were probably like 12 and we were calling her Cheese.

• 15:12Speaker 01

  It made no sense.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:13Speaker 01

  I, I had no clue.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  I'm glad we figured that out. You guys enjoy that?

• 15:16Speaker 01

  You guys have enjoyed it?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Anyway, uh, for more pressing matters, Frank, Frank, you, you did something.

• 15:22Speaker 01

  Well, technically, I didn't do something. It was the aura... It was the aura of somebody else. You know, a lot of people know that there are characters on this show that are born out of,

• 15:35Speaker 01

  my incredible genius intellect. Uh, a lot of people often, you know, talk about the three-time Slam Poetry of the Year winner, Francisco. I am not Francisco, but I can become Francisco. And I want to introduce everyone to a new character, a new man.

• 15:54Speaker 02

  Right.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  It's just me.

• 15:57Speaker 02

  It's me again.

• 15:58Speaker 01

  It's me again. Uh, Big Buck Alvarez.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Big Buck Alvarez. I'm gonna preface this entire thing.

• 16:05Speaker 01

  Well, then we didn't even tell them what we did.

• 16:06Speaker 02

  Well, we're gonna get to that.

• 16:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  But like, so here's what happened. Last year, we had a show in Nashville, and Frank's like, "I need boots and I need a hat," like immediately. So we got to Broadway, we go right into the first store, and this kid's walking around like, "Oh, that, that, we need a little that." I'm like, "Frank, they have, someone's gonna shoot you."

• 16:26Speaker 01

  I will be honest. With a revolver. I will be honest. I think I was incredibly lucky to have escaped Nashville unscathed.

• 16:33Speaker 02

  I thought there was gonna be a six shooter, someone just like, "Get that guy, bang, bang, bang."

• 16:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, because I also was doing it in a way that was a little playful amongst us.

• 16:41Speaker 02

  Right.

• 16:41Speaker 01

  But...

• 16:42Speaker 02

  Loud.

• 16:42Speaker 01

  Very loud.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  So like, everyone's hearing it. And granted, there's not a whole lot of like, actual like,

• 16:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, the guy that-

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Nashvilleians on Broadway.

• 16:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  It's a bunch of like blonde bachelorette parties for the most part.

• 16:55Speaker 01

  Exactly. And the guy that was like, working there, he was like, "Yeah, I lived in New York for a couple of years." Like, he was just, I was like, "Hallelujah."

• 17:04Speaker 02

  See, that's what he's doing.

• 17:04Speaker 01

  And then he was just like, "Yeah, man, no problem. I'll help you find what you're looking for." And I was just like, Okay, alright.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  But then Frank just kept doing it, and then one day, he was like, "Yo..."

• 17:15Speaker 01

  Well, hold on. We gotta preface this also.

• 17:17Speaker 02

  Oh, let's preface the preface.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, preface, preface. Pre, preface.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  We, at our Nashville show, a lot of people don't know this, we did karaoke. We were in Nashville and we were like, yo, this is a fucking party. We love to do karaoke. So let's do it. So we sang a song on stage. I don't know legally if we could say what song we did.

• 17:38Speaker 02

  It was Wagon Wheel.

• 17:39Speaker 01

  It was Wagon Wheel.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  What's gonna happen?

• 17:40Speaker 01

  I don't know, you know, Darius Rucker might be in a bad mood today.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  He's gonna kick the door down and sue us.

• 17:44Speaker 01

  He's gonna be like, hey, lose the, it, it, he's coming with the blowfish.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  Oh wow, I forgot, yeah.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  He's Hootie.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  Um, and we enjoyed it so much.

• 17:56Speaker 01

  That I was just like.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  Frank's like, how hard can it be to write a country song, basically? Or, or, it wasn't that, it was like, I can write a country song.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  And I was like. We're gonna see about that. So we jumped into the studio. A studio that we found.

• 18:14Speaker 01

  Yup.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  And we got instruments, we got this type of shit, and we created a song.

• 18:23Speaker 01

  We did.

• 18:24Speaker 02

  Big Buck Alvarez created the song.

• 18:25Speaker 01

  Big Buck Alvarez, yeah.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  He actually created the song. Uh, and we recorded a real song and Frank performed it in Texas.

• 18:35Speaker 02

  At all of our shows in Texas, so if you came to those Texas shows, you know what song we're talking about.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  You know what song we're talking about. It was, we only did it at the Texas shows.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:42Speaker 01

  Uh, and it was ridiculous. Because we didn't tell anyone we were doing this, and we haven't spoken about it since.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Right.

• 18:52Speaker 01

  So.

• 18:53Speaker 02

  We're like, we're gonna, we have to release this song for real.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  The only people that know about that song, or heard it, were the people that were at those Texas shows, and...

• 19:05Speaker 01

  It kinda fucking hits.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Look at your face right now. Look, just look at you, the way that you look, you're like... You look like a, like a sassy cat, or something like that. And? Kinda hits. You're frozen in time.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Just wanna make something very clear.

• 19:25Speaker 02

  When you do that...

• 19:27Speaker 01

  I just want to make something very clear.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:29Speaker 01

  I am beyond elated talking about Big Buck Alvarez's debut single.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  Debut single, which, which? Is coming out on the 4th of July.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Because we want it to be the song of the summer, folks.

• 19:42Speaker 02

  It's the song of the summer. It is the 4th of July, hot dogs, America, Texas.

• 19:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:50Speaker 02

  Big Buck Alvarez.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  And when we were coming up with the song, by the way,

• 19:55Speaker 01

  it was birthed out of delusion,

• 19:59Speaker 01

  and it was raised in the bosom of idiocracy.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  That's beautiful.

• 20:05Speaker 01

  Idiocracy, maybe. Idiocracy is not a real word, but... Only for this, my point.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  It felt right, though.

• 20:12Speaker 01

  It was, so, when we were talking, we thought like, alright, how are, what are we gonna do for this? How are we gonna make this? Like, what should it be? And, uh, I'm a big fan of The Office, and I was watching The Office at that time, and one of my favorite episodes is Threat Level Midnight, where Michael Scarn does the dance, the Scarn.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  Right.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  Jump to the left and you shake that hand, jump to the right, shake that hand. Meet new friends, tie some yarn, that's how you do the Scarn.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  Right, so you were, you were inspired by this? And listen, the song, I will say, it's very good. And I, and I will say, I will say this, right? Even if you listen to the song and you're like, what the fuck? I, I'm fucking guaranteeing you that four days later, you're gonna be like, get this out of my fucking head. Because it doesn't go away.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  So, we found that when we were in, uh, Nashville, I was just screaming, "Doot, doot."

• 21:14Speaker 02

  We, we found, you're saying, like, a team of scientists and researchers found that Frankie could not stop saying, "Doot, doot."

• 21:22Speaker 01

  So, the song of the summer, Big Buck Alvarez's debut single, is the Double Doot.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  And it's coming out on the 4th of July, and I'm gonna play a little snippet.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  A little snippy, a little snippy pippy.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Snip snap.

• 21:35Speaker 01

  No, that, a little, a little snip, a little snip slip.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  Don't think that was nearly as cool as you thought it was. But, I'll play the thing and you could just perform it, mime it. You don't have to stand up or anything.

• 21:51Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, because I wasn't going to.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. I'm just saying. Alright guys, so here it is. The world premiere, besides Texas. The world premiere of a snippet.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  The worldwide, I mean technically it was-

• 22:04Speaker 02

  The worldwide snippet premiere.

• 22:05Speaker 01

  It was the Texas premiere.

• 22:06Speaker 02

  Right.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  So now we're doing the rest of the world premiere.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. And it's coming out, it's gonna be on Spotify. There's a, there's a music video dropping on Santa Gau Studios on the 4th of July. All this shit coming out on the 4th of July. And if you go into the, the description of this, you will see there's a pre-save link. So you could pre-save it, so you could be one of the first people to hear it. It's coming out on midnight, 4th of July, by the way. So, the second that it is July 4th, you will have the song.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  And we need to, guys, listen. This is the first time. I don't, this is the thing. First of all, this is the first time we're doing something like this. And you guys have always been so incredibly kind and supportive. So is, tag us in videos, you blasting that shit. There's a dance to it.

• 22:46Speaker 02

  You're gonna have to make a bunch of TikToks.

• 22:48Speaker 01

  I know, I'm gonna be on it, don't you worry. I've already, me and the social-

• 22:51Speaker 02

  Don't dance!

• 22:51Speaker 01

  Me and the social team are on it, okay?

• 22:54Speaker 02

  There's a dance.

• 22:54Speaker 01

  There's a dance.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  It's a dance song!

• 22:55Speaker 01

  And it's a little difficult to remember, but, if you listen-

• 22:58Speaker 02

  It's not difficult to remember at all. I can't not remember it.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  It's also meant to be a parody. Like, it's meant to be satirical.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Frank, I can tell you this right now. If I, God forbid, develop dementia in my later years, I will not forget this.

• 23:13Speaker 01

  Gotcha!

• 23:14Speaker 02

  I will not forget this song. And I don't know if that's good or bad.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  Well, like, in writing it, and I know we're talking too much about it, if you want me to shut up, just tell me.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  In writing it.

• 23:23Speaker 01

  In writing it, I was thinking of like, making it a satire. Like, what is the most country sounding thing I can do?

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 23:31Speaker 01

  So-

• 23:31Speaker 02

  Ladies and gentlemen, the world premiere, besides Texas, of the snippet of The Double Dude, coming on the 4th of July.

• 23:38Speaker 01

  Can we put in... Who's editing this? Josh?

• 23:42Speaker 02

  What are we doing?

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Could we put in the music, like, the MTV music video premiere thing right here? Right here, right now.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  That's, that's what you, that-

• 23:53Speaker 02

  I'm like, in the middle of playing the snips!

• 23:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Snip slip!

• 23:56Speaker 02

  Alright, ready, here we go.

• 24:22Speaker 02

  That's all we're giving you right now, that's it.

• 24:24Speaker 01

  That's a snip slip.

• 24:25Speaker 02

  We snip snap.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  Snippy slip.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  That's a snippet. Would you say you slip snipped?

• 24:32Speaker 02

  Guys, listen, I'm not, I'm not gonna play it again, not gonna play it again, but you have the snippet, it's coming out on the 4th of July. Alright, so be ready for that, pre-save is in the description.

• 24:41Speaker 01

  We were in that studio crying laughing at how just, like you go in with an idea.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  And the engineer was taking it so seriously, which I appreciate.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  And he was like, "Oh dude, this sounds so fucking rad." He was like, "Oh, what we can do is you can put a fucking hi-hat right here, brother."

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Yo, that, that was also like, what he was doing was like incredible.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  Dude, the kid was a whiz, and all the musicians that helped out, Mikey, by the way, a huge part of this too, like unbelievably talented. Those are live instruments on there.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, there are live instruments on there, so.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  It's so stupid, but that's what makes it fun.

• 25:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's gonna be, it's gonna be a banger. Like I said, pre-save is in the description, July 4th coming out, music video will be on San Diego Studios. And, you know, Spotify.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  It's gonna be a double.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  It's gonna be a double doo summer.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  I'm looking out for this, uh.

• 25:36Speaker 01

  TikToks?

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm looking out for your TikToks, because there's a dance, and Frank, I know that Frank's gonna, you should drop into a split at one point.

• 25:45Speaker 02

  You should train.

• 25:45Speaker 01

  Come on, okay, well then, we got, we've got time.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  Frank, if I can tell you this right now, if at any point in your life, you just randomly dropped into a split in front of me, that would.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  I know.

• 25:56Speaker 02

  My life would be better.

• 25:56Speaker 01

  You brought this up before.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Have I?

• 25:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, you said this before, it seems like a challenge, and maybe I'll do it. I gotta, I gotta get back into a couple things before I go straight into doing a split. I get close though. I could get close as it is, no, no, no, I'll do, look, look.

• 26:15Speaker 01

  No practice?

• 26:18Speaker 02

  I don't know if Frank is aware that no one can see him, but he's doing a split.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  It's not...

• 26:26Speaker 02

  That's not bad.

• 26:27Speaker 04

  That's pretty low.

• 26:28Speaker 02

  You're about like...

• 26:30Speaker 04

  I would say like I'm a quarter away.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  A quarter away? No. Frank, you are, you are pretty far away. Um, Ant's trying to... Frank's grabbing his groin now, so that's over with.

• 26:41Speaker 03

  I got that.

• 26:41Speaker 02

  Um, that's over with, so Frank's in trouble.

• 26:44Speaker 04

  What if I do one of these splits?

• 26:46Speaker 02

  An out... That's what I mean, that's the one that you want.

• 26:48Speaker 04

  Oh, you don't want a straight split?

• 26:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're, you're trying to do like a Van Halen split or something. I don't know why I went with that.

• 26:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  Those are hard too. If I do a straight out split like Jean-Claude Van Damme?

• 27:02Speaker 02

  Yes, with chairs.

• 27:04Speaker 01

  I don't think...

• 27:05Speaker 02

  Can't... Logan Paul does splits. He gets splits...

• 27:09Speaker 01

  Bro, Logan Paul is a world-class athlete.

• 27:11Speaker 02

  He splits his fucking balls or whatever. That's crazy.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm, I'd be a little worried about my, my stuff.

• 27:20Speaker 02

  You're shit ripping?

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  What happens if I jump into a split? Do I rip my muscles off the bone?

• 27:27Speaker 01

  I think your muscles need the elasticity in order to get there. You could do it, you'll be in pain.

• 27:33Speaker 02

  I don't even know if that's possible. I think they would rip off the bone.

• 27:36Speaker 01

  Give it a, give it a shot.

• 27:36Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna give it a shot. I'm not flexible.

• 27:39Speaker 01

  And, you know, you know who, you know who might be a little flexible, a little...

• 27:42Speaker 02

  Are you flexible?

• 27:42Speaker 01

  Yeah. Can you do a split?

• 27:44Speaker 02

  Snap, yeah! You snapped, yeah? Are you, so, let me ask you a question. Don't fucking lie, dude.

• 27:50Speaker 03

  I would never lie to you.

• 27:51Speaker 02

  You ever get folded into a pretzel?

• 27:54Speaker 01

  Why is that your first question?

• 27:56Speaker 03

  No.

• 27:57Speaker 01

  Why is that?

• 27:58Speaker 03

  No, I have not.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  Are you, are you okay? Are you horny today or something?

• 28:01Speaker 02

  Bro, he said he gets his mouth spitting. You could get folded into a pretzel too. I'm not judging you, I'm just curious.

• 28:06Speaker 03

  The pretzel feels like a lot.

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Yeah. Can you put your leg over your head?

• 28:11Speaker 03

  Hmm, I could get close, I think.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  Bro, if you put your fucking leg over your head, I would be a st...

• 28:17Speaker 01

  I used to be able to do that.

• 28:20Speaker 01

  But it was...

• 28:21Speaker 02

  What? Say it. College?

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Maybe around that time, but I was...

• 28:27Speaker 02

  I feel like I've seen you do that.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Probably. I had a few party tricks, that was one of them.

• 28:31Speaker 02

  You'd be at parties being like, "Hold on."

• 28:33Speaker 01

  Watch this, guys.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  Stop your beer pong game, let me put my...

• 28:35Speaker 01

  Celeb shot!

• 28:39Speaker 02

  Everyone stop playing flip cup, let me put my-

• 28:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  Damn, I'm not flexible at all and I can't, you know- Remember when you're younger and everyone thought it was so cool to be like, "Look, I'm double jointed." And they would put their finger like this.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  You mean like this?

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, or that, but their finger would get mean. You know when people like have a mean finger?

• 28:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's like the veins are popping out.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  "Look, I'm double jointed." I'm like, "You just look like you're pointing hard."

• 29:00Speaker 01

  I hated the one that people would be like, "Look at this," and they'd fold their tongue into a fucking doily. And they'd be like, "Cool," and I'm like, "Stupid."

• 29:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it's like, it looks like a, like a, like a, I don't even know what that is.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  It looks like a W, like they can fold their tongue in itself. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  I'm like, "Bro, what does this mean?"

• 29:17Speaker 01

  I, I, I thought, I always thought that one was stupid.

• 29:19Speaker 02

  I'm supposed to be attracted to this? Like, this makes you better at making out because you could fold your shit into a fucking wave? Come on.

• 29:25Speaker 01

  I don't think people were showing you in order to show that they were good at making out.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  People were doing that. It was like that and also like tying a cherry stem.

• 29:31Speaker 01

  That one is the famous, the starburst and the cherry stem. We, we know those, we've gone through those.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:36Speaker 01

  You know?

• 29:37Speaker 02

  But I'm saying, that was like another one of those. But I hated the finger. It's like, "Look, I'm double jointed." I'm like, "Bro, I, you, this looks stupid to me."

• 29:44Speaker 01

  Uh, the other one that freaks me, I think Becky could do it actually, is when they could take their thumb and go all the way back to their-

• 29:49Speaker 02

  Hate that.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  Forearm or something like that.

• 29:51Speaker 02

  Really hate that. Are you double jointed? You got any cool stuff about your body? No, nothing cool.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  Bro, I remember when I was a kid, I was so pissed because there was an episode of Figure It Out. Remember Figure It Out with Summer Sanders?

• 30:03Speaker 02

  Do, I do. I fucking loved Summer Sanders.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  Billy the Answer Head is a god in my household.

• 30:08Speaker 02

  Wow.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  And she was on the show and, and her, her secret talent was that she could fit her body through a coat hanger. And I was like-

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Bro, I remember that episode vividly.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  And I watched it and I was like, and I did it. I was like, "What the fuck, Summer Sanders? Get me on this fucking show with that dumbass fat head next to you."

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Dude, just because of how angry you were, that F of beginning word felt so insane. I was like, "Where is he going? How mad is he right now?" Like- I was like, "Dude, chill." That was bananas.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Oh, I, I could pick up a baseball at my foot. Shut the, what are you, a fucking eagle?

• 30:46Speaker 01

  Bro, a baseball is...

• 30:47Speaker 02

  A baseball is cra- I could pick up like coins and like a pen.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  I could pick up a baseball.

• 30:51Speaker 02

  A baseball.

• 30:52Speaker 01

  Can you pick up that water bottle right there with your foot?

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I'd have to take off my sock.

• 30:56Speaker 01

  Not, no, like, long ways. Like, grip the cylinder.

• 30:59Speaker 02

  If, if that fucking bottle was laid on its side and you picked it up with your foot,

• 31:05Speaker 01

  What do you have on your feet, fucking talons?

• 31:08Speaker 03

  I just can, kind of, I don't know.

• 31:10Speaker 02

  I don't believe this.

• 31:11Speaker 03

  Well, I would have to take off my sock.

• 31:12Speaker 02

  Well, I don't, I, yeah, I don't wanna, I don't wanna go all that. How are your feet, one to ten?

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Not great, right now.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  What's right now, what's wrong with them now?

• 31:19Speaker 01

  When are they better?

• 31:19Speaker 03

  They could probably use a snip.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  You got a fungus going on?

• 31:22Speaker 03

  No.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  No, he's saying his toenails.

• 31:23Speaker 02

  What's the bottom of your foot look like, it's all fucked up?

• 31:25Speaker 03

  That's probably not great, yeah.

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Eh, it's alright, they're feet, no one needs to see them.

• 31:28Speaker 02

  What about you, you got good bottom of your feet?

• 31:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, they're fine, I don't hate them, you know, my toenails get a little crazy sometimes.

• 31:34Speaker 02

  Mine definitely get-

• 31:34Speaker 01

  My pinky toenail shouldn't even be on my body. Should not be there.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  The pinky toenail is a joke, dude. Mine's like rectangular. It's just like-

• 31:47Speaker 01

  Mine, like, I guess because the way it cuts, and it's the only way I can cut it when I use the clippers, because of how it's shaped, it's like-

• 31:54Speaker 02

  Straight across.

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Straight across, it's like a fucking, uh, mountain, mine. I'll tell you this.

• 32:00Speaker 02

  It's a what?

• 32:01Speaker 01

  A mountain. Like, it comes to a point.

• 32:04Speaker 02

  Oh, oh.

• 32:04Speaker 01

  My fucking big toenail?

• 32:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:07Speaker 01

  I'm not kidding, I legitimately think I could slice someone's throat with it.

• 32:12Speaker 02

  Yo, that's a thick ass nail.

• 32:14Speaker 01

  It's thick and it's sharp.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  You know what I do, that, I don't know if you guys have the same strategy as me, but when I cut my big toenail, I clip once and then I just peel.

• 32:25Speaker 01

  You're, and you've yet to fucking like peel too much?

• 32:29Speaker 02

  No.

• 32:30Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 32:30Speaker 02

  I've never done that.

• 32:31Speaker 01

  I clip the sides, just to make sure it doesn't like get into like ink grown toenail situation.

• 32:35Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  And then I go in the middle.

• 32:36Speaker 03

  Do you clip before or after the shower?

• 32:39Speaker 01

  After.

• 32:39Speaker 02

  I don't line that up.

• 32:40Speaker 03

  Well, after the shower, your nails are a little softer, it's a little easier to-

• 32:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  I mean, I'm not struggling to cut my-

• 32:46Speaker 01

  Oh, I've, I've-

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Well, you're peeling them off, like-

• 32:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, like they're fucking Christmas tree wrapper.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  If I-

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Like a Christmas tree wrapper.

• 32:58Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. My, my, my, uh, fingers, I do like I'm like Edward Scissorhands with my fingers, but my toes, I'm just like pap, pap, pap, pap.

• 33:07Speaker 01

  Oh, I, I, I've since cut back a lot, uh, but I used to bite my fingernails like

• 33:13Speaker 02

  Frankie.

• 33:14Speaker 01

  I, no, I, I, I have. You could see, you could see my fingernails. They are mostly uniform in their shape.

• 33:19Speaker 02

  Your thumbs.

• 33:20Speaker 01

  My th- I said fingernails, bitch.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  And also, I don't bite this. I pick at it like that.

• 33:25Speaker 02

  But you also bite. You're a biter and peeler.

• 33:27Speaker 01

  If there's something that's hanging, I'll go like this and I'll go

• 33:28Speaker 02

  That's biting.

• 33:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, not, not that often, though. Not as bad as it used to be.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  Frank, you, I could see a cut on your thumb right here.

• 33:36Speaker 01

  Where?

• 33:39Speaker 02

  Put your hand down. Put your hand down. Right there. I can see it. It's red.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  Where?

• 33:44Speaker 02

  Right there.

• 33:44Speaker 01

  Oh, right there? Yeah, that's not biting. That's just going like that.

• 33:49Speaker 02

  You destroy your thumb. And sometimes you gotta put Band-Aids on them to stop yourself.

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Sometimes.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  Sometimes.

• 34:00Speaker 02

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• 39:24Speaker 01

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• 39:56Speaker 02

  I assume that's how you talk most of the time.

• 40:01Speaker 01

  Not most of the time, but definitely some of the time. I would say-

• 40:05Speaker 02

  I think that's the whole podcast. Like you start going somewhere and you're like, "I'm too far into the sentence, I have to end it."

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Well, why waste my own breath?

• 40:11Speaker 02

  Right.

• 40:12Speaker 01

  Commit to the bit. If I start saying something, I better finish it.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. See, you're doing it now.

• 40:17Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Like you're trying to- You're like, trying to come up with like a-

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not a, I'm not a, a, a, a, I'm not an intellectual tease. If I'm allowing people-

• 40:27Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 40:28Speaker 01

  If I'm allowing people to view into my brain?

• 40:31Speaker 02

  If you're allowing people to view into your brain?

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  You mean just talking?

• 40:34Speaker 01

  I'm giving them the whole thing.

• 40:36Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 40:39Speaker 02

  Now you're not talking. That's contradicting what you're saying.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  You know what I'm talking about.

• 40:46Speaker 02

  I have no idea, that's why I'm asking.

• 40:48Speaker 01

  I think you do, I think you do. Um, so...

• 40:55Speaker 02

  See, you know what's crazy? Now it's, you completely shut off. Like as you were like, "Oh intellectually," like whatever, like you, this whole time. After you brought it up, you just started talking and it happened.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  I, I, every now and then I have a lapse in like, my brain just shup.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  Just shup.

• 41:12Speaker 01

  It shuts off.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  I would love to see what's going on in there.

• 41:14Speaker 01

  It shuts off. I'm also very tired.

• 41:17Speaker 02

  You're very tou- Hey. Don't do that, okay? You can stop. Nope. Don't do it. Um, but, yeah, it's getting worse.

• 41:29Speaker 02

  Can we stop at seven? Eight. Okay, good. Um...

• 41:36Speaker 02

  Um, I wanted to talk about this thing.

• 41:40Speaker 02

  Are you drooling?

• 41:42Speaker 01

  I heard some noise in my ear just now, I don't know what that was.

• 41:44Speaker 02

  I, I heard that too from across the table, but I think he's drooling.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  I'm good, I'm good.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  Really? Did you drool?

• 41:52Speaker 01

  Almost.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  You look wet. Your lips look wet.

• 41:58Speaker 02

  You know those kids growing up in school where their lips were always wet? What was with that?

• 42:02Speaker 01

  I hated those kids.

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Or they had the red ring around their mouth?

• 42:04Speaker 01

  This was my least favorite kid.

• 42:08Speaker 02

  That's who I'm talking about. They would have wet lips.

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Wet mouths.

• 42:12Speaker 02

  Wet.

• 42:12Speaker 01

  Dude, dry your mouth up, you fucking loser.

• 42:14Speaker 02

  Why is it so wet? And it's not like they were wearing like chapstick. They were just wet lips.

• 42:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, and-

• 42:19Speaker 02

  Do you remember one kid? I forgot his name, but he had a red ring around his mouth.

• 42:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I will say this though. Those kids that had the wet mouth were always the ones that sneezed into their hand and were like...

• 42:31Speaker 02

  I hate that.

• 42:32Speaker 01

  I hated that. Bro, sneeze, like, not a loser, bro.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Also, I don't know if this is just me, but like, whenever I sneeze and someone goes, "Do you need a tissue?" It's like, "Bro, I sneezed one time, relax." Like, I didn't sneeze like I'm sick, like, "Puh!" And it's like, wet. Like, sometimes you have a dry-ass sneeze.

• 42:48Speaker 01

  Uh-

• 42:49Speaker 02

  Most of my sneezes are dry.

• 42:50Speaker 01

  I think you need to realize you're probably the outlier in terms of sneezing. Like, sneezes are not as pleasant as you seem to make them sound.

• 42:57Speaker 02

  I'm not saying that they're pleasant.

• 42:58Speaker 01

  But like, you do like a "Chew!", and then you're good. There are people that sneeze like shotgun blasts, and they're wet, most of the time.

• 43:05Speaker 02

  My father, yeah.

• 43:06Speaker 01

  Bro, my dad, the other day-

• 43:08Speaker 02

  What is with fathers? They can't sneeze correctly?

• 43:10Speaker 01

  I'm getting there, I'm getting there, and I hate it. I'm slowly becoming like-

• 43:13Speaker 02

  Oh, you're getting, you're doing like a, you're like that, though. You have performative sneezes.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  I do, I like to make them a little show.

• 43:18Speaker 02

  You like to keep your mouth open sometimes. You like to go like, "Ah-ha!", and I'm like, dude.

• 43:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, my new thing, uh, you're gonna hate this, my new thing with Becca is if I have to sneeze, I'll like, sneeze on her.

• 43:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna hate it. Yep, I'm gonna hate it. You were right, I do hate it.

• 43:32Speaker 01

  Like, we'll be in bed and I have to sneeze, and I'll like-

• 43:35Speaker 02

  Where would you sneeze? In her face?

• 43:36Speaker 01

  No, no, no, never in her face. I'll like go up-

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Oh, what a good guy.

• 43:39Speaker 01

  I'll be like, holding her hand, and I'll put her, cause like, when, like, when we're in bed, holding hands, I'll, I'll like, bring it up to my face sometimes, and I'll like, kiss it and stuff like that.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  And then you just blow it.

• 43:48Speaker 01

  And then sometimes, I'll be bringing it here, and I'll just go, and I'll sneeze right into it. And she, she's like, "Why? Like, please stop." It's a fun little cute thing I do.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, but only you enjoy it.

• 43:59Speaker 01

  Yeah?

• 44:01Speaker 02

  That's the thing. That's the issue.

• 44:03Speaker 01

  If she said to me, I think a small-

• 44:05Speaker 02

  I'm sure she said that.

• 44:06Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no. I think a small part of her might like it.

• 44:09Speaker 02

  That you sneezed in her hand?

• 44:10Speaker 01

  But not like a, like she likes, like because it's just something I do. Like it's like the idea of like,

• 44:17Speaker 01

  when I'm gone eventually, she'll be like, "That was something he did that was so him that's just like, I miss."

• 44:22Speaker 02

  Frank, I hope there's a laundry list of things before she gets to, "He used to sneeze in my hand."

• 44:29Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not saying like that, but like it'll be triggered when she hears a sneeze.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Is this your way of gaslighting me into thinking that this is a romantic gesture? That you sneeze into your wife's hand?

• 44:39Speaker 01

  No, I know it's-

• 44:40Speaker 02

  Oh, well, when I die, she'll remember that I did that.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  I know it's not romantic, and I'm, I'm very well aware that it is stupid. But it's just like-

• 44:47Speaker 02

  I feel like you've sneezed in my face.

• 44:50Speaker 01

  Well, another party trick I had, after I put my legs on-

• 44:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  Is I would, as my fake sneeze-

• 44:58Speaker 02

  If that one didn't work.

• 44:59Speaker 01

  If that one, if that one didn't get him-

• 45:00Speaker 02

  There was a plan B.

• 45:03Speaker 02

  And it was fake sneezing.

• 45:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, the fake sneeze, because I'm a very good fake sneezer, so I would pretend-

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Hit him with a- Away from the mic, please.

• 45:12Speaker 01

  Alright. Well, I got it. The wind-up is part of it.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Good.

• 45:15Speaker 01

  I'm just like-

• 45:19Speaker 02

  It's great.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  It's a really good fake sneeze.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  It's a really good fake sneeze.

• 45:21Speaker 01

  Really. So like that was what I'd be like, I'd pretend I couldn't stop sneezing.

• 45:24Speaker 02

  Right.

• 45:25Speaker 01

  And like sometimes like I was gonna sneeze in a person's face.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  And, and then at that point, there's no need for a plan C.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:30Speaker 02

  Because there's no way that you haven't captivated the audience with plan B. If it ain't the leg, it's the sneeze.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  That's amazing.

• 45:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:43Speaker 02

  Whoa, dude.

• 45:45Speaker 01

  My hair is getting a little long.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  The way you put the hat on, huh?

• 45:50Speaker 01

  My hair is getting long.

• 45:51Speaker 02

  Are you growing it out?

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Nah, I'll cut it soon. It's getting annoying.

• 45:54Speaker 02

  Really?

• 45:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:56Speaker 02

  I like it.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Thank you. I appreciate you liking it, but it becomes a lot of, it's just another thing to do.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Have hair?

• 46:04Speaker 01

  Like have to like, take care of hair.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  How do you take care of your hair?

• 46:09Speaker 01

  Well, like in terms of like, I have to wear a hat or a headband, because if you see what it's like when there's not those things on it, it's crazy.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  Can't you just, I mean, I've seen you. What do you mean?

• 46:19Speaker 01

  When?

• 46:19Speaker 02

  I've seen you-

• 46:20Speaker 01

  Like if I shower and I let my hair dry?

• 46:23Speaker 02

  Oh, well you have to put stuff in it.

• 46:25Speaker 01

  I don't always want to do that.

• 46:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I see what you're saying.

• 46:27Speaker 01

  You know?

• 46:28Speaker 02

  So you gotta wear a hat.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  Exactly what I said.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  Exactly what I said.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:36Speaker 03

  Do you have a night routine? Like the oil and a face mask? Do you have that?

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Not all the time. I mean, I have face stuff that I put on. Like I'm wearing, I'm wearing like a serum.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Good for you.

• 46:47Speaker 02

  Cause I don't wanna, I mean, you know me. I'm a be-

• 46:50Speaker 01

  No, good. I'm serious. That's not like a, that's not like a "good for you." That's like a "good, good for you." That's, that's cool.

• 46:55Speaker 02

  I only started doing this like

• 46:58Speaker 02

  two years, three years ago.

• 47:00Speaker 01

  Joey, we need to, we need to realize, we're aging.

• 47:03Speaker 02

  Oh, I realize. And I know you do.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  I don't mean that to be offensive. I mean it that Frank thinks about, "We're all gonna die one day."

• 47:12Speaker 01

  Oh, I, I wasn't-

• 47:13Speaker 02

  "Time marches on and it freaks me out."

• 47:14Speaker 01

  I'm thinking physically, like-

• 47:16Speaker 02

  No, I know. Like, we're aging. I know. We're old, dude.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I didn't like the way that, I think you're backtracking. You should be like, Frankie means it like in a metaphysical standpoint. I think you meant-

• 47:25Speaker 02

  That's 100% the reason why. Like, you talk about how that's the scariest thing on earth.

• 47:29Speaker 01

  Death?

• 47:30Speaker 02

  Well, no, just the fact that like, you know, time? It just keeps going.

• 47:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's crazy.

• 47:34Speaker 02

  Freaks me out. And I'm like, I know.

• 47:35Speaker 01

  It's crazy. But maybe I'm closer to an intellect because I struggle and try to understand the concept of time. This seemingly invisible force that you can't see and it is so powerful. So me trying to go through that and understand it just makes me

• 47:55Speaker 01

  closer to godliness, I guess. I don't know.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  It's called just being self-aware, I think. I don't know why you want this godly, godliness is kind of crazy, to be honest with you. Um, I, I wanted to talk about this thing though, that like, you had brought up before the show where it's like, there's a a machine or something? Does it exist? Or it doesn't exist? Where it turns your dreams into videos?

• 48:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, so it's, it's this machine where you can-

• 48:18Speaker 02

  It's real or it's like they're building one?

• 48:19Speaker 01

  Uh, that's a great question.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  I think it's in development, uh, but the idea is that like it sits next to your bed and it has a little screen on the front. And you can talk it to it or into it or with a microphone or whatever.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  All of those are the same thing.

• 48:36Speaker 01

  No, you could like if it.

• 48:38Speaker 02

  You could talk into it's added into a microphone.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  The reason I thought I was different because I was holding it like this.

• 48:42Speaker 02

  Whoa dude.

• 48:44Speaker 01

  And, uh, the idea is that like you'll tell it your dream and it'll.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  Create a movie.

• 48:48Speaker 01

  Create it using AI.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  When you, when you say that, I said that so weird.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  Would you say that?

• 48:55Speaker 02

  When you say that, um, originally I thought it was like something you put on your head and then all of your dreams get made into videos. I wish that existed.

• 49:06Speaker 01

  No way. I have seen Batman forever way too many times to trust something like that.

• 49:12Speaker 02

  Oh, the Riddler?

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Yeah. Remember he puts like the suction cup thing on the people's head and he like steers steals their intellect or something like that?

• 49:19Speaker 02

  Whatever. I mean.

• 49:20Speaker 01

  We mean whatever, then fucking Jeff Bezos will own your brainwaves. You're cool with that?

• 49:25Speaker 02

  Can I still have mine?

• 49:26Speaker 01

  He'll have them.

• 49:27Speaker 02

  He basically has them now.

• 49:29Speaker 01

  Does he?

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Does. I mean, they'll have the data points like.

• 49:33Speaker 03

  If celebrities sold their dreams like that, like you could.

• 49:37Speaker 02

  Why do I give a fuck?

• 49:39Speaker 03

  I'm saying, I think a lot of people buying them.

• 49:40Speaker 01

  Oh my God, that's the next, that's the next like.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  If you sell your dreams, you are a soulless pig.

• 49:48Speaker 02

  If you, you can't, you have to sell that.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  That's crazy. That's crazy. That's the next billion dollar industry and you're just shitting on it the whole way.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  I am. I think that's sickening.

• 49:54Speaker 01

  Hey, I'm in, I'm in from the ground up. All right. He's the freak.

• 49:58Speaker 02

  What do you want? You're gonna sell your dreams?

• 50:00Speaker 01

  I'm not saying I'll sell my dreams, but there.

• 50:02Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying.

• 50:02Speaker 01

  There are people that'll pay for it.

• 50:04Speaker 02

  What does that mean? You should sell it?

• 50:05Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 50:07Speaker 02

  Just because people will buy it doesn't mean that you should sell it.

• 50:10Speaker 01

  Well, people are buying and selling bathwater. So like. Bro, you're gonna tell me if there was a dream company and what would it be called?

• 50:18Speaker 02

  Dreamworks.

• 50:19Speaker 01

  That's already an animation company.

• 50:22Speaker 02

  Welcome to the joke, Frank. Welcome to the joke.

• 50:26Speaker 03

  It is a great name for it though.

• 50:27Speaker 01

  It is. Or Dreamview. Headview.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  That feels like a different kind of website.

• 50:34Speaker 03

  That's the one you type in by accident and you're like, oh God.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 50:37Speaker 01

  Uh, okay.

• 50:38Speaker 02

  Head, Frank, blow jobs.

• 50:39Speaker 01

  Either way, yeah. Oh, gotcha.

• 50:44Speaker 01

  Mind view. Mind, mind film.

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Whatever you're doing, I feel like is not important to what we're trying to get to.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  And it was like, there are people that it's gonna be like, oh, Sydney Sweeney, she just sold her bath water.

• 50:57Speaker 02

  Right.

• 50:58Speaker 01

  She's selling her dreams.

• 51:01Speaker 01

  Bro, people are gonna be all over it. All over it.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  I'm sure they would, but I don't.

• 51:05Speaker 01

  And you could put it, you could do different pricing, different tiers, like this one is about nature, this one is about relationships, this one is about food. You kidding me? Copyrighted, by the way.

• 51:14Speaker 02

  You don't think there'll be someone that's like, okay, watch, uh, watch this movie first and then go to sleep and I want the dream after that or something? You know what I mean? You guys are sick.

• 51:24Speaker 01

  There are definitely.

• 51:25Speaker 02

  You have a sick look in your eyes. You have a sick look. I'm not buying it. You know what I mean? I'm like, alright, relax.

• 51:31Speaker 01

  I just wanna be clear, I had nothing to do with that point.

• 51:35Speaker 02

  You said you're getting in the ground up. Yeah, you literally just said.

• 51:37Speaker 01

  Well, not when it became voyeurism, you sick, sick sex freak.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  I mean, I don't think anyone would, I don't think anyone would sell their dreams. You guys haven't watched Inception, guys? Come on.

• 51:45Speaker 01

  Uh, well, they go into dreams, they don't sell them.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  I, right. They go into them because no one, like, it's your subconscious.

• 51:54Speaker 01

  It's the next, it's the next sellable thing.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  It isn't.

• 51:58Speaker 01

  We are.

• 51:58Speaker 02

  The next.

• 51:59Speaker 01

  I would say it's the next.

• 52:00Speaker 02

  There's a billion things in between this and that. That and thi- that and, that and what's next?

• 52:07Speaker 01

  What are they?

• 52:09Speaker 02

  He's got you here. I don't know. It could be anything. You think the next thing that we're going to sell is dreams?

• 52:16Speaker 01

  I think it's if, if this item becomes popular and refined and does well, it's gonna be like a subscription base where you could be like, it's like OnlyFans, but for fucking buying dreams. It could be like, oh, fucking Joe Santagato had a dream last night, let's see what it is. And it's a minute clip of like, so I'm going and then like, someone sees my dog and kicks my dog and I turn into a robot and I fuck, like, it's, it's gonna happen.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  One, I.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  No one would want to pay for my dreams. All they would have to do is see one.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  The humbleness on this man. The humbility.

• 52:54Speaker 02

  First of all, it's... Humbility. It's not about that. I'm saying you would watch one, you'd be like, "What the fuck was that?" Sometimes I have dreams and I'm just on my couch.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  That's the other thing. It's like, people will say like, "If you have a banana before you sleep, you have like vivid dreams."

• 53:08Speaker 02

  I don't know if I believe any of that. Although, I think that when I'm really hydrated and go to sleep, then I have good dreams.

• 53:15Speaker 01

  Holy shit. We didn't talk about

• 53:19Speaker 01

  our recent trip.

• 53:21Speaker 02

  Oh my god, dude. Speaking of having like a fucking vivid dream.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  You didn't hear about this?

• 53:28Speaker 02

  Yo, I didn't even tell you this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, me and Frankie had to go, uh, we were on a trip. We're not gonna say what it was yet, but we were on a trip and we were staying in an Airbnb. And there was a slight time difference and we had went to dinner. We got home.

• 53:44Speaker 01

  We had some wine at dinner.

• 53:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, but no one was like drunk.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  No, absolutely not.

• 53:49Speaker 02

  So like, I went to sleep and then...

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• 54:22Speaker 02

  I'll tell it and then you could pick it up from when it's your experience. But I remember waking up, so we went to bed around 10:30 or 10:45 in that time zone, and I woke up at probably like 12:45.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  It was, uh, no, it was 12, I remember looking over and I saw 12:39.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  You guys were in the same bed?

• 54:46Speaker 02

  No, no, we weren't in the same bed.

• 54:48Speaker 01

  You'll hear.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  But we were in separate rooms. So then I remember waking up and like, to my defense, there was a ton of doors in this area. There's like a door to the living room that opens up, then there's two doors here, bedroom, bedroom. So I went through and then eventually I ended up in Frank's room.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  And what happened?

• 55:10Speaker 01

  So I take, when I go on these Airbnbs, for those that don't know,

• 55:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 55:15Speaker 01

  I am very conscious of security. Because in my head, I've seen way too many horror movies where like, this is just the next horror movie waiting to happen.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  And you've played The Sims and you've?

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. So, I put a, a rolly desk chair in front of the door to my room because there was nothing else that I could put there.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  Right.

• 55:36Speaker 01

  And I thought I locked it, by the way, just want to make that clear. So I'm woken up to the sound of the wheels on the floor. Now, mind you, I'm laying like this on my side. And he's coming around the corner, Joey's coming around the corner this way. So by the time I hear it, I jump up and I'm fucking on my side in the most compromising position ever. And I see Joey.

• 56:04Speaker 02

  What do my eyes look like?

• 56:08Speaker 01

  And I'm like, yo, what's up? You good? And he was-

• 56:13Speaker 02

  I remember you saying, the first thing you said was, is everything okay?

• 56:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, is everything alright? And he was flabbergasted that I, like, he had the tone of just like, yeah.

• 56:26Speaker 01

  He's like, yeah, I'm good. And I'm like, yeah, like, you fucking, why are you laying like that? And I'm like, what's up? And he's like, no, I went to use the bathroom. I figured I'd come out here, say what's up to you and Pete.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  We're the only ones in the house, by the way.

• 56:44Speaker 01

  There was nobody else!

• 56:45Speaker 02

  Pete's my cousin.

• 56:46Speaker 01

  Pete's his cousin, who wasn't there with us.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, he was not.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  What, and like, I don't even think we spoke about Pete at dinner, like, it was not like he came up.

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Never came up.

• 56:55Speaker 01

  And I'm like, what? And you're like, yeah, what's up? And I'm like, dude, I think you're sleepwalking. And you're like, that's when I think it fucking hit you. You was like, huh?

• 57:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, eventually I'm standing there and I start to realize, oh, I'm fucking crazy. You know, like, and then I'm like, coming too slowly, because I think I was like, slowly waking up, but I was moving. And then, I remember standing there and I was trying to explain myself, but I was still confused. And I'm looking at Frankie, looking at me like I'm the dumbest person in the world. And I'm like, uh- I, yeah, and I just like walked away, dude, when I got back to my bed, I was laughing my ass off.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  Yo, and then, again, remember slight time difference, I get a text at 5:30 in the morning from him.

• 57:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 57:45Speaker 01

  I'm so sorry, I feel insane. I was like, yo, it's fine, don't worry about it.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  Cause I felt like an insane person. When that happens, you're like, yo, what the hell's going on?

• 57:52Speaker 01

  Yo, we laughed about it that whole fucking morning. Because like, just the incredulous like, yeah.

• 58:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm good. What the fuck do you mean?

• 58:02Speaker 02

  I barged into his room.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  What about?

• 58:05Speaker 02

  And 1 a.m. and I'm like, yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?

• 58:08Speaker 01

  What about, you know, like, what about this situation makes you think anything is not okay?

• 58:15Speaker 02

  This is completely normal, Frank. What is wrong with you?

• 58:19Speaker 01

  And I think the funny, like, like, the funniest part is like, I'm so aware of like, when we're away on these trips, of like, thinking of like, an intruder breaking in when like,

• 58:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:29Speaker 01

  You could have done me in right there. Like, you could have killed me.

• 58:31Speaker 02

  Hundred percent.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  You know, the call's coming from inside of the house type of thing. You know what I'm saying?

• 58:35Speaker 02

  Dude, god, that was so funny. I got back to my bed and I started texting Frank and I was like, I'm just not gonna do this right now, cause I'd rather talk to him in person.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Yo, it was so funny.

• 58:45Speaker 02

  But I literally was like, yo, I feel like a crazy person, but he was making me laugh. Cause I was like, I don't even know, cause I don't even think I went to the bathroom. To be honest, because I don't think I went to the bathroom beforehand. I think I just got up and went right to your room.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  Which, was there a bathroom in your room?

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:00Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 59:02Speaker 01

  So you just decided to take a trip?

• 59:03Speaker 02

  So, yeah, yeah. But like, I remember also-

• 59:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  In my mind-

• 59:08Speaker 01

  What's fucking, what's wrong with you?

• 59:10Speaker 02

  So, in my mind, like, right afterwards, in my mind, I was like, oh, like, I, I was sleepwalking, like, whatever, but what I thought I was doing was showing you where the bathroom was. So that was my story until I woke up. And then I talked to him and he goes, you, you said you came into my room to say hi to me and Pete. And I was like, I don't remember that at all.

• 59:32Speaker 01

  Well, no, you said, you thought you were in the living room, cause you said, I came out here to say hi to you and Pete.

• 59:39Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  So you thought I was in the living room, sleeping.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  I guess, I don't know, dude.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  By the way.

• 59:46Speaker 02

  So funny.

• 59:46Speaker 01

  He was coming to show me where the bathroom was. Guess where it was? In my room.

• 59:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  We both had a bathroom at our room.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, I just like, don't remember.

• 59:55Speaker 03

  The horror, like velociraptor sound of the, of the wheels.

• 59:59Speaker 01

  Well, bro, I heard it and I'm like, yo, like, my first thought is just like, oh shit, someone is actually like, I am actually prepared right now because like, when we go away on trips.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  See me, half asleep, I stop.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, when we go away on trips, I don't sleep well when I'm away from home. I don't, just because I'm hyper aware of the fact that like, I'm just not in my own environment.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Stranger's house.

• 1:00:21Speaker 01

  Like, I'm, bro, I'm in, I am in a stranger's house. Like, there's doors that are locked. I don't know what the fuck is behind those doors. Like, I don't know who can just walk in at any time. You know, it's just a weird concept. The fact that like, as I heard it, I jumped up like, oh shit, it's go time. And then it's just fucking your noodle head around the corner. Just like, numb. And.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  Yo, I'm lucky you didn't fucking attack me.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  Well, that's the other funny part is that if there was someone that actually broke in, I was in such a compromising position.

• 1:00:54Speaker 02

  Well, also, you said you couldn't, like, it looked like the lights were on. Bro, can I be honest with you also? Like, now when I'm picturing this, it looks like you were laying on your back and that your feet were like touching the ground, like in front of the bed. Like, when I'm picturing walking into your room, that's what I'm picturing you seeing. That's what I'm picturing.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  So, there was a light bulb in the room that I couldn't figure out how to turn off.

• 1:01:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:17Speaker 01

  But it was one of those where it's like the light bulb, like the bottom, like, two thirds of it is like, painted. It's like a chrome paint. So like, the light only comes out the top of it, so it's very dim. It's, it's like, it simulates like what I imagine like dusk. You know, what I imagine, like, I haven't seen a fucking sunset in my life. But like, I couldn't figure out. So like, it was still dark enough that I was able to sleep, but like, there was a, there was light.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Well, thank God, because what if I came in and you couldn't see?

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, it would have been a problem.

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  It would have been like, and I would have, I don't even know, as, as a person who's in a dream state,

• 1:01:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:52Speaker 02

  I don't even know how I would have reacted to that.

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  Bro, it was so.

• 1:01:55Speaker 02

  We would have been fist fighting each other. And then I'd be like, Ask her, show her, say hi to you and Pete, you idiot.

• 1:02:00Speaker 01

  Pete, help me out here.

• 1:02:02Speaker 02

  Pete, are you gonna step in and say something?

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Pete get in here, help me out, this guy's going crazy. Pete, Pete grab his neck, I got his legs. I'm just like, what the fuck is going on?

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  I start wrestling like a, a chair.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  Get over here, this guy. Have you ever s- sleep walked, slept walk?

• 1:02:22Speaker 02

  Uh, I have. I have before. Um, it's only happened like three times in my life. But like, I've done this thing-

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  I'm glad I was on the receiving end of one of them.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  I've done this thing where like, you know when you're, it's not about like, um, you know when you're like kind of asleep, but you're having a conversation, like maybe you're on the phone?

• 1:02:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, like you're here and you're like, yeah, I remember those.

• 1:02:42Speaker 02

  And it's like you're out, but then you're back in and you keep like, you don't wanna, you don't wanna like leave the conversation or something?

• 1:02:47Speaker 01

  Yup.

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  So, it's, that's the only times that stuff like that has happened to me, where I've been like, I'll say something, and then I'm like, wait, that doesn't make any sense.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:57Speaker 02

  So, cause I'm in and out of sleep, so I, I guess that's what happened, I don't know.

• 1:03:00Speaker 01

  I remember those days, where you'll be like in a conversation about the weather and you'll just be like, but it doesn't matter because of cupcakes. And you're like, what the fuck was that?

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're like, what are you saying?

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  What is what? You know?

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  When I was younger, my brother told me that, like, my brother Thomas walked into the room and he said that I sat up out of bed. And I looked at him and I was like, I already recorded that. And he was like, okay, and just shut the door, so like-

• 1:03:21Speaker 01

  Weird.

• 1:03:22Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  Such a weird thing that happens.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  It's scary.

• 1:03:26Speaker 01

  I know there've been times where like, I'm like supposed to wake up and like, whatever version of me is, uh, conscious at that time is just like a different human. Where like, actually this morning, oddly enough, because I got to sleep super late last night, my alarm went off.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  And Becca was just like, stay in and sleep. And I, I remember being like, no, I need to wake up, I need to get stuff done. And then I rolled back over and went to sleep.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  It's so weird, it is so-

• 1:03:55Speaker 02

  You don't understand, I need this.

• 1:03:57Speaker 01

  Basically, yeah. Bro, there, there's been instances where Miles will walk into our room. And I know how you are, if there was a, if there was a middle of the night child at the end of your bed.

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  If I was sleeping over at your house and like Miles walked into my room and was like, yeah, I don't, I don't know what's going on, I'd be like, dude, get away. Pull like a pillow up like this.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  He's, he's, he's been at like the edge of our bed and like- We'll be like, "What's up?" And I'll just be like, "Well, what..." Well, and he like mumbles, and we're like, "Miles, you're asleep." And he's like, "What?" Like, again, like, what is it about sleepwalkers that like, what you're doing in being like sane is like so crazy to them? Yeah, like, "Why are you even suggesting something like that?" You're sleepwalking. Huh? What? Insane, hysterical. Oh my god, I can't believe we forgot to tell that story.

• 1:04:46Speaker 02

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• 1:07:15Speaker 02

  But yeah. Anyway, I'm a sleepwalking psycho.

• 1:07:19Speaker 01

  So, back to the thing about the AI, like, making the images of your dreams. Would you do that? Cause you often-

• 1:07:28Speaker 02

  I would, but like-

• 1:07:29Speaker 01

  You like, will you wake up and write your dreams down?

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  Yeah. Sometimes I have really funny dreams. But the ones that are like, the ones that make me laugh are the ones I wake up and I start writing notes. I went through a phase where I was writing down my dreams all the time because they were just psychotic and it would make me laugh when I would read them in the morning. And then sometimes I'd be like that in the-

• 1:07:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  In and out state. And I would write stuff and then I'd wake up and read it and I'd be like, this makes no sense.

• 1:07:57Speaker 01

  Some of the ones that you've told me, it was like someone was like chewing on a wiener, like a chicken wing or something like that?

• 1:08:02Speaker 02

  Oh, I was chewing on my own penis. I had a dream where I was chewing on my own penis and it was like, like I had my penis in my hands. And I was, I would bite and I-

• 1:08:13Speaker 01

  God, I love chicken wings.

• 1:08:15Speaker 02

  Saying this out loud is so funny. But I was, I was biting into it and it would flake off like a chicken wing would.

• 1:08:22Speaker 01

  I imagine.

• 1:08:23Speaker 02

  And I was like, I, I know, I woke up like, what the hell am I doing?

• 1:08:27Speaker 01

  That makes sense. Quick, top five favorite chicken wing flavors slash sauces.

• 1:08:33Speaker 02

  Buffalo, garlic parm.

• 1:08:34Speaker 01

  Hell yeah.

• 1:08:35Speaker 02

  Um, lemon pepper.

• 1:08:38Speaker 01

  I'm not a lemon pepper guy. Too dusty, too dusty.

• 1:08:42Speaker 02

  I like a dust.

• 1:08:43Speaker 01

  I'm cool with a honey barbecue. I don't hate honey barbecue.

• 1:08:46Speaker 02

  I like honey barbecue.

• 1:08:46Speaker 01

  Like a sticky honey barbecue that's just like.

• 1:08:48Speaker 02

  I don't like, I will say, I crush barbecue sauce. I literally had to buy a sugar-free barbecue sauce because I just realized how much I'm eating.

• 1:08:57Speaker 01

  High fructose corn syrup, man, that shit gets ya.

• 1:08:59Speaker 02

  Dude, it was like two tablespoons, it was like 70, 80 calories. I was like, okay, this is insane. Then I got a sugar-free one that I have now, two tablespoons, 10.

• 1:09:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  So I wrapped my lips around the opening and I turned my head up and I let it go all the way in. You understand? That was insane and I apologize. I just did a Trump point. I apologize.

• 1:09:23Speaker 01

  I apologize. That was so not gay of me.

• 1:09:25Speaker 02

  Big, sorry.

• 1:09:27Speaker 01

  That's the straightest, you wish I was gay. You so wish. I don't wish. I wouldn't be very good. But if I was gay, I would be very gay. I'd be the gayest. Who's RuPaul?

• 1:09:38Speaker 02

  All men would come. Uh, I, so, all that to say, barbecue wings, but I'm not crazy about barbecue wings.

• 1:09:46Speaker 01

  I like barbecue, honey barbecue.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  It's just boring. Honey barbecue I'm cool with.

• 1:09:50Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Barbecue is just like eh.

• 1:09:51Speaker 01

  Uh, so we got, we got garlic parm, honestly, a good garlic parm, but I'm not talking a dry rub garlic parm.

• 1:09:58Speaker 02

  Me neither. I want a little wet bitch.

• 1:09:59Speaker 01

  I want this thing to just fucking be an explosion of flavor in my face.

• 1:10:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:04Speaker 01

  Uh, I will say, it sounds like I'm being like insensitive by saying, but like any like Asian like teriyaki.

• 1:10:11Speaker 02

  You're bugging.

• 1:10:13Speaker 01

  They're good.

• 1:10:14Speaker 02

  Oh, oh.

• 1:10:14Speaker 01

  I, I was gonna say like, it feels like I'm like being mean by like, oh, what wings you want? Ooh, let me get the Asian zing. Like that feels like there's, that's not like, we're gonna like 20 years look back on that and be like, that was kinda not, that was weird.

• 1:10:28Speaker 02

  What do you mean? Like the name of the sauce?

• 1:10:30Speaker 01

  Yeah. Like remember we had one that was like, uh, nuclear, like, remember around like,

• 1:10:37Speaker 01

  Oh, it was a Hawaiian fire. And it was like when all those fires were happening in Maui. There was like a chicken wing flavor that was like Hawaiian fire.

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  When the fuck did, I didn't have that.

• 1:10:48Speaker 01

  I'm not saying we had it, but it was like a thing that like someone posted on TikTok and it was like, uh. Uh, what's that, what's another flavor?

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  Sweet chili.

• 1:10:55Speaker 02

  Sweet chili, that shit is fire.

• 1:10:57Speaker 01

  Never had it.

• 1:10:57Speaker 02

  All Asian.

• 1:10:58Speaker 01

  Mango habanero is so good, dude.

• 1:11:01Speaker 03

  Mango habanero.

• 1:11:01Speaker 02

  Uh, that might be too hot.

• 1:11:04Speaker 01

  I'm in for it.

• 1:11:05Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:11:05Speaker 01

  I'm in for it. I'm not a big dry rub guy.

• 1:11:08Speaker 02

  I like, I like a dry rub.

• 1:11:09Speaker 01

  I like a Cajun, I like Cajun like seasoning. I don't know about on wings though. I need my wings to be wet.

• 1:11:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, this one, I'm on Buffalo Wild Wings website right now. Thai curry sauce?

• 1:11:20Speaker 01

  Haven't had it. I mean, it sounds great.

• 1:11:21Speaker 02

  It does sound good.

• 1:11:22Speaker 01

  I love, I love curry.

• 1:11:23Speaker 02

  Oh, there is an Asian zing sauce.

• 1:11:25Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. You think I don't know the Buffalo Wild Wings sauce names?

• 1:11:30Speaker 02

  I don't know, it's something like Asian zing and you made it seem like it was like you made it up.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  It's the best flavor too there, pretty much.

• 1:11:36Speaker 01

  It's not, it's regular buffalo.

• 1:11:37Speaker 02

  Spicy garlic, anything that has garlic in the name, I'm fucking down.

• 1:11:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, a hundred percent, yeah.

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  Anything that's like, oh, like a, or an aioli, bro, I'm a fucking whore for an aioli. I love that shit.

• 1:11:48Speaker 01

  I like an aioli.

• 1:11:49Speaker 02

  Love that. Honey barbecue, Parmesan garlic, now we're talking crazy. Teriyaki, always good.

• 1:11:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, teriyaki's good.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  Mild sauce, grow up, grow up.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  But like, I get it.

• 1:12:00Speaker 02

  Sweet barbecue? Isn't barbecue just sweet already? Like, what are we talking about here?

• 1:12:03Speaker 01

  It's like honey barbecue.

• 1:12:04Speaker 02

  Chipotle, chipotle mayo shit is fire.

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  You love, isn't that like one of your favorite com- like condiments? Chipotle mayo?

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  It's unbelievable. Salt and vinegar, hmm.

• 1:12:15Speaker 01

  I've never had a, a salt and vinegar wing feels like your mouth is gonna be raw.

• 1:12:19Speaker 03

  It's awful.

• 1:12:20Speaker 01

  Like you got gang banged by like pinheads cock.

• 1:12:24Speaker 02

  Wow, I feel like that was so crazy to say. Um.

• 1:12:29Speaker 03

  What were we talking about?

• 1:12:30Speaker 01

  The wings, the AI. Oh, so will you do the dream thing?

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  Um.

• 1:12:33Speaker 01

  What's a price point that you were like, alright, that's too much? If it was three hundred bucks?

• 1:12:40Speaker 02

  Of course, I was doing that for three.

• 1:12:42Speaker 01

  If it's five hundred bucks.

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  Anything under a thousand, I would say yes.

• 1:12:45Speaker 01

  If it's a thousand.

• 1:12:50Speaker 02

  Wait, what it, what it, what is it, though?

• 1:12:51Speaker 01

  So you talk to it and it.

• 1:12:53Speaker 02

  Oh, it's the actual one.

• 1:12:54Speaker 01

  So you talk to it, you tell your dream, it'll just be like, ah, so I walk in my friend's room, Pete, Joey, Frankie there. And it'll animate it and put it on the screen.

• 1:13:03Speaker 02

  Um, I probably wouldn't pay too much for that. I think anything under a thousand, I would pay for that, just to see how it is, but like. I would pay more if they just, if it did it automatically, because a lot of times I don't remember the dream enough to be able to explain.

• 1:13:16Speaker 01

  So you want to like, put something on or in your head? Crazy.

• 1:13:19Speaker 02

  I guess.

• 1:13:20Speaker 01

  That's crazy to me. Like, these people that are like.

• 1:13:22Speaker 02

  I don't want to put anything, I'm not saying put like, drill into my head.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  Well, like, there's shit that came out recently that, like, uh, I think it was Meta, is like. Doing like, the Neuralink thing, like Tesla, not Tesla, but Elon is doing, where it's like, they, you could like, operate a smartphone with just your brain. Crazy. This is some Black Mirror, literally Black Mirror.

• 1:13:42Speaker 02

  I'm good, bro.

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  I get the version two.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  You say that all the time, because the first version always has bugs and glitches and big bang boom.

• 1:13:50Speaker 03

  People will get the first one. I'll just get the updated one. It's fair.

• 1:13:54Speaker 02

  I'm just.

• 1:13:54Speaker 01

  What if it came with a lifetime supply of Twisted Tees?

• 1:13:57Speaker 03

  No, it's my brain.

• 1:13:59Speaker 02

  Are you still on the Twisted Tea train?

• 1:14:00Speaker 03

  No, Twisted Lights came out, those are nice.

• 1:14:02Speaker 01

  What if it came with a lifetime supply?

• 1:14:04Speaker 02

  Twisted Tea, brother.

• 1:14:06Speaker 01

  No, but I do like a Twisted Tea light. Bro, I need to send it to you. I have, you, you ever seen those TikToks that are just like, this incredible pull for my grandmother's fridge? And it's like an old, like, sauce jar, or like, your mustard bottle, or something like that?

• 1:14:21Speaker 02

  It's like expired and gross?

• 1:14:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's just like, the, what the logo is, I have an old, like, twenty ten Miller Lite.

• 1:14:31Speaker 01

  In my fridge. This just looks so cool and it's, it's the one that it's the blue can with like, it's just like Miller Lite in gold on the side. Pull it up. Look at it. The old, bro. Beer like logos now, like, I can't wait until we get out of this whole like, minimalistic design era and we go back to being a little louder. Because like, they're just not doing it anymore.

• 1:14:55Speaker 02

  I mean, I think that's a pretty crazy statement to make. I feel like if anything, at least with like IPAs like Dial-A-Top.

• 1:15:01Speaker 01

  Hell yeah. Look at that, son of a bitch. That's the one I got, the gold can one. Yeah, baby.

• 1:15:08Speaker 02

  That's what, that's what's getting you excited?

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  Tell me that doesn't look sick.

• 1:15:10Speaker 02

  It is cool.

• 1:15:12Speaker 03

  That can is wet.

• 1:15:12Speaker 02

  It kinda looks like an iced tea though.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  A little bit.

• 1:15:15Speaker 01

  I'll take, I'll, I'll.

• 1:15:16Speaker 02

  You're not gonna drink that ever, right?

• 1:15:19Speaker 02

  You're not gonna drink that ever.

• 1:15:19Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no, no. I can't.

• 1:15:20Speaker 02

  That's going right into storage.

• 1:15:22Speaker 01

  I would get, it's been in my fridge since.

• 1:15:23Speaker 02

  Wait, hold on. You just moved into a new house. What did you do with that?

• 1:15:28Speaker 01

  I took it from the fridge at my old house and I put it in the fridge at my new house. It's still, like, it is going to be kept.

• 1:15:36Speaker 02

  Forever.

• 1:15:37Speaker 01

  And ever. And ever, and ever, and ever, you'll be back like before. I will fight the fight and win the war for your love, for your praise. Great.

• 1:15:57Speaker 02

  It's a great song.

• 1:15:57Speaker 01

  Unbelievable.

• 1:16:00Speaker 02

  But yeah, I, you know what the thing is, like, I don't know, I feel like if I, if I, the thing that I'm talking about existed and then I watched a nightmare that I had, that I would be like, why the hell was I afraid of that? It makes no sense.

• 1:16:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, but it's different because when you're, when, when it's your nightmare, you're in it, you're experiencing it. Like, it's the same with like playing video games. There are people that can watch movies and be like, this isn't terrifying, but like you play a video game, like you're in control and it's like you're doing it, it's scary. I would pay money. And did you ever play Outlast?

• 1:16:32Speaker 02

  I did.

• 1:16:33Speaker 01

  I would pay. Money to see you play Outlast.

• 1:16:37Speaker 02

  Oh, that'd be a great video.

• 1:16:38Speaker 01

  That would be an incredible video.

• 1:16:40Speaker 02

  Is that one of those scary video games?

• 1:16:41Speaker 01

  The video, the game, basically, it's a video game. It's like an eight hour story. And you're stuck in an abandoned asylum and you need to get out.

• 1:16:51Speaker 02

  I'm good.

• 1:16:52Speaker 01

  Dude.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  He won't make it far. He could play the demo. That'd be long enough.

• 1:16:56Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:16:57Speaker 02

  Fuck you. You just, you won't. I'll do the asylum.

• 1:17:00Speaker 01

  No, you won't.

• 1:17:01Speaker 02

  Were you one of those kids growing up, like, yo, you just seen asylum, let's go fucking stay in it overnight? Absolutely not.

• 1:17:06Speaker 01

  Bro, people did that on Long Island all the time.

• 1:17:09Speaker 02

  I know. Everyone talked about like, yo, I stayed in an insane asylum. There was an-

• 1:17:12Speaker 01

  Like it was gonna get them fucking laid.

• 1:17:14Speaker 02

  Bro, there was this, yeah. Like, oh, you know-

• 1:17:16Speaker 01

  Oh, you, you stayed in an insane asylum? Ladies, this guy right here.

• 1:17:21Speaker 02

  Also, aren't those hospitals? I don't know what that is.

• 1:17:25Speaker 01

  Well, they're abandoned.

• 1:17:26Speaker 02

  I know, but like-

• 1:17:28Speaker 01

  Like, abandoned ones.

• 1:17:29Speaker 02

  Are you aware of a building that there's just quote unquote insane people in? I'm not.

• 1:17:36Speaker 01

  A mental health-

• 1:17:36Speaker 02

  Like, what flew over the kugos and that type of thing?

• 1:17:38Speaker 01

  I think, I think mental health facilities still exist.

• 1:17:41Speaker 02

  I know, but like, are they like called insane asylums?

• 1:17:44Speaker 01

  No, because the term insane asylum is, I think it's like kinda not cool to say that anymore.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  That's what I mean. Well, like, I don't, like, I think when you're younger and you think, I think of an insane asylum, I think of like-

• 1:17:59Speaker 02

  For whatever reason, like zombies and shit.

• 1:18:01Speaker 01

  Well, they got shut down because they were like inhumane. Cause they would be like, they'd be like, oh, you know, a guy in the fucking thirties would be like, my wife is menstruating, but she's crazy, let's throw in the asylum. And they fucking lobotomize this poor woman and she comes out drooling.

• 1:18:16Speaker 02

  Yeah, before they knew what like schizophrenia was, they were like, oh my god, this guy's a monster.

• 1:18:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:20Speaker 02

  Put him in a jacket where he can't move.

• 1:18:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. She, she has the blues once a week, so I sent her for a quick fucking brain surgery.

• 1:18:28Speaker 02

  Blues.

• 1:18:29Speaker 01

  You know, it's like-

• 1:18:30Speaker 02

  She's got the blues, doc.

• 1:18:31Speaker 01

  And then you'd go into those places and they were just like shackles in the wall and shit like that. Those are the places that were shut down.

• 1:18:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's fucking terrifying. I would never do any of that. I remember there was a story where it was like, uh, my phone is ringing and it's in my ass. Sorry. Um, that was crazy.

• 1:18:49Speaker 01

  He didn't hate it.

• 1:18:51Speaker 02

  That was the eighth time it rang.

• 1:18:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:18:53Speaker 02

  He let it go for a while.

• 1:18:53Speaker 01

  Oh, it rang five times, alright.

• 1:18:54Speaker 02

  Yeah. Sorry, I just came. Um, there was a, a story that I would hear when I was younger, where it was like, there was a baby that died over here, or, or, or there was something about like an insane asylum, it's like you would drive and there was like a, there was children who died, blah, blah, blah, and then I forget who, but someone was like, what you do is you put, uh, baby powder on your back windshield.

• 1:19:15Speaker 01

  They had all that shit.

• 1:19:16Speaker 02

  You see handprints on your,

• 1:19:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:19:18Speaker 02

  Drive by, and I'm like, yeah, listen, one, I don't believe that, two, if it happened to me, forget about it.

• 1:19:22Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, there's all those where it's just like, you're driving down this like, very haunted road, and like, because like, the owner of this house was killed as, uh, they, they were drowned to death, so in order to pass, you need to spray water out your car, in order to not get the ghost, it's like, shut the fuck up.

• 1:19:42Speaker 02

  It's like, I'm just gonna go to bed.

• 1:19:43Speaker 01

  Just go.

• 1:19:44Speaker 02

  Like, I'm not gonna go there.

• 1:19:45Speaker 01

  I love, bro, I love all those, like, I'm so glad we are in the, like, the age that we are, where like, social media and the internet is basically just taking these like, ridiculous things from back then, and people are just like, guys, that was so stupid, like, back in the day, when like, these urban legends would be like, you know, oh, man, that's old man Rick, and he killed his whole family with a shovel, so if you see him shoveling, he's planning his next murder. And it's just like, or it's a fucking poor old man that needs, go help him shovel.

• 1:20:14Speaker 02

  Like Home Alone, where like, yo, that guy's killed people, he salts the sidewalks with the fucking bones of other children, it's like, it's a guy taking care of the neighborhood.

• 1:20:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's literally, so he doesn't get sued by all these incredibly litigious people in Chicago suburbs.

• 1:20:29Speaker 02

  Not to mention, he is estranged from his family, let's feel bad for this man.

• 1:20:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:20:33Speaker 02

  Instead of making up stories.

• 1:20:34Speaker 01

  He was also old as fuck, though.

• 1:20:37Speaker 02

  He wasn't that old, he was, he was young enough to beat the shit out of two robbers with a shovel.

• 1:20:42Speaker 01

  Beat the shit, he, they had their backs hurt, and he hit one, when they had his back turned, the other one turned, and he hit him. Bro, Home Alone has been on in my house the last three days, the kids are obsessed with it right now.

• 1:20:51Speaker 02

  He knocked them off their feet, Frank.

• 1:20:53Speaker 03

  And one of them is, one of them is Joe Pesci.

• 1:20:55Speaker 02

  What does that mean?

• 1:20:56Speaker 01

  You could beat up nineteen ninety Joe Pesci?

• 1:20:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:00Speaker 01

  You today could beat up nineteen ninety Joe Pesci?

• 1:21:02Speaker 03

  I think so.

• 1:21:03Speaker 01

  That guy would beat the fucking brakes off you.

• 1:21:05Speaker 02

  And he's kinda hulkish, how tall are you?

• 1:21:07Speaker 03

  I'm five eleven.

• 1:21:10Speaker 01

  At least he's honest.

• 1:21:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I, well, I mean, uh, cause, yeah.

• 1:21:13Speaker 03

  Can't get away with six foot.

• 1:21:14Speaker 02

  He is hulkish, he's hulkish.

• 1:21:16Speaker 01

  He strikes me as someone that would be like, Pretty strong.

• 1:21:20Speaker 02

  What can you bench?

• 1:21:21Speaker 01

  I hate that. Like, someone's strength is relegated to like what they could bench.

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  Curious.

• 1:21:26Speaker 03

  Sounds like someone who doesn't have a high bench.

• 1:21:27Speaker 02

  Does.

• 1:21:28Speaker 01

  I've, I've always benched pretty well. It's just, it's just such a, like a funny thing to be like, how strong are you? How much can you bench? I'm more impressed by squats.

• 1:21:37Speaker 03

  Really?

• 1:21:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:39Speaker 03

  That's fair. Squats are a little easier, though.

• 1:21:42Speaker 02

  Than benching?

• 1:21:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, your numbers could usually be higher on the squat.

• 1:21:45Speaker 01

  Well, just because your, your leg muscles are larger than your fucking chest and your pecs.

• 1:21:50Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:21:50Speaker 02

  What, so what is your bench?

• 1:21:52Speaker 03

  I think I could get, like, I can't do 225 yet. I get like 220. I'm like right there.

• 1:21:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:21:58Speaker 02

  220, you can't get 225?

• 1:21:59Speaker 03

  Bro, that five pounds is, it feels like, it feels like a mountain.

• 1:22:01Speaker 01

  He's right, he's right. It is, it is.

• 1:22:03Speaker 03

  It feels like a mountain.

• 1:22:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, you strike me as someone that's like crazy strong.

• 1:22:07Speaker 03

  Well, I'm still talking about Joe Pesci. I'm not saying I could beat up. I feel like...

• 1:22:10Speaker 01

  Daniel Stern?

• 1:22:11Speaker 03

  Am I crazy for that?

• 1:22:12Speaker 01

  Would have beaten the shit out of you.

• 1:22:13Speaker 02

  Who's Daniel Stern?

• 1:22:14Speaker 01

  The guy that plays Marv?

• 1:22:15Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:22:16Speaker 01

  Or Harry, Harry. He plays Harry.

• 1:22:17Speaker 03

  That's why I said Joe Pesci. Yeah, I don't, I'm not gonna, that guy has weird eyes, you know? Crazy eyes.

• 1:22:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's got some stuff going on, for sure.

• 1:22:23Speaker 01

  Hmm, maybe you could.

• 1:22:24Speaker 02

  He's got stringy hair.

• 1:22:27Speaker 01

  Such a good movie, dude. So fucking good.

• 1:22:29Speaker 02

  Classic.

• 1:22:30Speaker 01

  Legit, one of the greatest holiday movies of all time.

• 1:22:35Speaker 02

  What was something that you said recently that I was like, that is so, oh, oh, it was the trilogy?

• 1:22:39Speaker 01

  I will go to bat for Jackass forever and ever.

• 1:22:42Speaker 02

  Oh, God, yeah. The Jackass is the greatest trilogy of all time.

• 1:22:45Speaker 01

  I didn't say the greatest. Now you're putting words in my mouth. I said it is consistently one of the best.

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:22:53Speaker 01

  Because what it tries to do, it does exceptionally well. You open the fucking door, here comes the flood of stupidity.

• 1:23:01Speaker 01

  I'm done.

• 1:23:03Speaker 02

  Wasn't much of a flood, then. Anyway, that is all for this week's episode. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:23:07Speaker 01

  Well, you can find me at Big Buck Alvarez all over the music places, and you can download The Double Duke, which is available on July 4th at 12 a.m., baby. Make this the song of the summer. Show us that you're listening to it with your friends, enjoying a nice cold beverage, alcoholic, non-alcoholic, however you choose to engage and partake. All right, ladies and gentlemen, Big Buck Alvarez is here for a whole fucking summer for you, so keep your eye out. That debut single, The Double Duke, is available anytime...

• 1:23:36Speaker 02

  Well, fucked up the bottom there. Also, you were like, "Keep your eye out." Just talking to the one-eyed fans out there, which we probably have a few. Just numbers-wise. It's possible.

• 1:23:48Speaker 01

  It's possible.

• 1:23:48Speaker 02

  We don't know.

• 1:23:49Speaker 01

  Absolutely.

• 1:23:49Speaker 02

  Shout out to you guys.

• 1:23:50Speaker 01

  We love you.

• 1:23:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, we do. Uh, but yeah, that is all for this week.

• 1:23:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, everywhere, everywhere. Go.

• 1:23:57Speaker 02

  See you guys next time.

• 1:24:12Speaker 00

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