#507 - We're Going To The Major Leagues

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• 0:15Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:21Speaker 02

  Welcome back to the basement yard. I'm here with Padre Frank.

• 0:27Speaker 03

  I don't know why.

• 0:28Speaker 02

  That works. And you're trying to use that as a... Yeah.

• 0:32Speaker 03

  Right.

• 0:32Speaker 02

  I am a padre by definition.

• 0:34Speaker 03

  True.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  Because I am a dad.

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  And Hispanic as well.

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  And see, yeah.

• 0:38Speaker 03

  That's a layered thing that I said there.

• 0:40Speaker 02

  Listen, man, we have layered jokes here. Our comedy doesn't just hit the surface. It goes deep.

• 0:45Speaker 03

  It's like an onion. Well, now that you say it goes deep, mine doesn't make sense.

• 0:48Speaker 02

  No way.

• 0:49Speaker 03

  It goes deep like an onion.

• 0:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, it has layers, sure, but like our comedy, like it goes deep. Like what's something that goes deep?

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  Big penises in women.

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  See, I didn't...

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  In women.

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  I didn't... I mean...

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  They go in men. Can you really get that deep in there, though? I don't know.

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  This is a wild way to start. I mean, it's not even a minute in. How in God's name have we dug this hole for ourselves?

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  How deep do you think a vagina is?

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  I...

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  Like, let's just like get it out there. What's the ultimate max?

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  Just a guess. How deep can we get in there?

• 1:26Speaker 02

  I don't know, dude.

• 1:27Speaker 03

  I know how deep we can get in there. But I'm not talking about us.

• 1:29Speaker 02

  We? Why are you...

• 1:32Speaker 03

  We're not talking about us.

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  Why are we...

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  We're talking about what's the absolute biological max depth.

• 1:37Speaker 02

  What are we doing? Are we... I mean, it's biological, so we need to go centimeters. So...

• 1:42Speaker 03

  Oh, now you've lost me.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Well, 2.54 centimeters is one inch.

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  Oh, God.

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  You know?

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  Okay.

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  So...

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  So how many sims?

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  So I would say...

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  Because you could get stuff in there.

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  I would say like 10 sims.

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  Frankie.

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  It's like five inches. No, is it?

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  You think that's the ultimate?

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  No, it ain't. No, it ain't. No, it ain't.

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  It's like three. Yeah, no, no, no. It's more.

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  It's at least 20.

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  Twenty Sims.

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  Yeah.

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  That's like.

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  I don't know if that's right.

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  That's like, what, eight?

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  What's the ultimate depth?

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  That's.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  It's not five inches, that's absurd.

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  Should we go, I feel like we should pay more respect and we should go by like another unit of measurement, not CMs or inches, like fathoms or something.

• 2:26Speaker 03

  What's fathoms?

• 2:28Speaker 02

  It's fathoms. You guys know fathoms, you know fathoms, right?

• 2:30Speaker 03

  I know what the word fathom mean, but I don't know as like.

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  Like twenty thousand fathoms, twenty thousand leagues under the sea and there's fathom, a fathom.

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  Or pirates now?

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  I mean, you know, I feel like a woman's berganga is, it should be spoken of in more reverence than just something like inches and CMs and stuff like that.

• 2:49Speaker 03

  Who's being disrespectful? I'm saying biologically, how far does it go?

• 2:53Speaker 02

  I, first of all, we've already established that I speak for women on this show.

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  Okay.

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  And I'm telling them, I'm telling you, not them, I don't tell them, I tell them too. He's being disrespectful.

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  I don't even know what you're saying.

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  What is a fathom? It is a unit of measurement, I know that, but.

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  To who, Shakespeare?

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  I think to like Moby Dick or someone, well, that's the whale.

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  That is the whale.

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  Captain Ahab is the guy who might use fathoms.

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  I don't know what that is.

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  Uh, I would say like eight inches is like the, like, but like, there's like.

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  Do you have an answer? I have an answer.

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  I know, yeah.

• 3:27Speaker 03

  I don't think it's eight, I think it's more.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I think it's like, you've been to the lake house, right?

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  How are you gonna make a comparison?

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  The end of the lake house, when you, have you ever gone kayaking all the way at the end of the lake house?

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  Yeah.

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  You know how it's like, the water, it comes to like an air and then it like further goes more like a brook? So maybe it's just like, it's like vagina and then it just like, there's like pathways in the back.

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  To a point?

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  Alleyways in the back.

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  You think it comes to a point?

• 3:55Speaker 02

  I don't know if point is the right word.

• 3:57Speaker 03

  I don't really know what that is.

• 3:58Speaker 02

  A delta is the opening of a river, I think.

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  Into the, yeah.

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  Into the sea. Uh, crazy we know that.

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  I mean, I wonder if women even know the answer to this. I think it's an interesting question.

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  I would think that they would know better than us.

• 4:13Speaker 03

  Sure, but like, if you asked me a question, a biological question about a penis, I'd be like, I have, I have.

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  Well, because I think, maybe is there a mostly uniform answer for women's vagina?

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  Cause men's, men's pee pee's, men's pee pee's are. Yeah, they're different.

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  There's difference, okay? Some, some minor differences, some major differences.

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  Right.

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  For some of us.

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  Right, some of us.

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  Some of us, don't, don't, don't do that, don't do that.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  I'm itchy.

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  Yeah, alright, I'm sure.

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  Um, but like, is it like a?

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  So there's like an answer of like a roundabout? It's an average.

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  It's an average.

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  I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say eight, I'm gonna say eleven.

• 4:56Speaker 02

  Whoa dude, that's a half a foot, that's a, you're in belly button territory now.

• 5:00Speaker 03

  Oh, I was talking about inches.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Oh. I actually was talking, it's, it's a foot, it's about a foot, you're in belly button territory.

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  You were saying what?

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  I was saying eight.

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  Eight inches?

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  Yeah.

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  Oh, okay.

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  Yeah.

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  What do we got? It's, okay, uh, it's sexual arousal?

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  Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, sexual arousal?

• 5:18Speaker 03

  Oh, so it, yeah, like, it, it can expand a little bit, uh, but it reaches depths of about 4.7 inches. No, it doesn't.

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  Sexual arousal, this thing is just like fucking, like pulling like a, it's like a, uh, it, it's like.

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  You okay there buddy?

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Wait, that's like a fucking rabbit in a, in a hat, in a magician's hat and shit like that?

• 5:42Speaker 03

  We're talking about like, in? Yeah, depth. That's not true. Depth, that's what it says, uh, certain people are different, it could pretty much max go up to seven, but that's rare. That can't be true.

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  I, I am opting to believe it because.

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  What?

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  That's why-

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  I don't think that's true.

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  I mean, then how?

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  Bro, I mean, let's just-

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  Then like, seriously, like, how?

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  Bro, how?

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  How, like, you know, with, with, like-

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  Maybe, maybe it's kind of like, one of those avenues that like, turns it to a different avenue, like randomly?

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  Yeah, like, at the end of, like, I-95, it becomes, like, Route 386.

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  Exactly, like, maybe that's like, oh, that's, that's, that's-

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  Yeah, maybe, after a while, it's no longer the vagina, and now it's like-

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  And it's like, now we're in something else.

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  Now we're in different territories.

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  I'm talking about full depth, dude, to be clear here.

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  Right.

• 6:29Speaker 03

  We've all seen a bit of porn in our lives. Those dudes don't have four orange penises, and their penises are all the way in there.

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  They're in there.

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  That's what I'm saying, so it can't be four.

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  I just, at what point does it become like, uh, like, you're just like, digging, you're making a new hole in there? Like, you're-

• 6:48Speaker 03

  I don't think that's pos.

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  Well, like, I imagine, like, if it's a finite amount of space, and stuff gotta go in places, what happens?

• 6:59Speaker 03

  Hmm, it's really just a miracle organ, kind of.

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  Here's the thing-

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  I think that it's just like, it could, it could, it could just do it all. It could just do it all.

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  It can, I mean, it is, uh, uh, it is. As someone that is-

• 7:11Speaker 03

  I'm not trying to blow smoke up anybody right now.

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  In anyone's vagina?

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  I'm not trying to blow smoke up the, your vagina. What an amazing thing. What an amazing thing.

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  Really, really cool.

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  Cool? Forget, Frank, we're, we are beyond cool.

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  I mean, really sick.

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  We're-

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  I mean, really sick, I mean- Like, what are we talk, like, this thing?

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  Bro, that's the closest thing that we have to magic.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  It's a portal.

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  It is a port, it is a life-creating portal. Like, you only see that in, like, video games, dude.

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  Bro, how, see, now, I have this at least once a year, where I'm like, how are we doing that? How's that happening?

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  Bro, women are legit-

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  How are they doing that?

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  Bro, and it fucks you up. Once you experience your partner having children-

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  It's like, that came out of that.

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  That's like, yo, you were there, and like, you were nothing, and then she made you something? With this?

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  And then you grow tall.

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  And then you grow this, and these, and these.

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  And he looks like you.

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  And this, and one of these, sometimes, you know, obviously.

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  And I always, and I always think about how, like-

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  A baby is born and it's got that stuff.

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  It's already got it all.

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  It doesn't have it all.

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  I mean, but it's in there. It's in there to get it all.

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  If I just got to earth, got to the earth, and then you put a naked woman in front of me, you'd be like, a baby comes out of there, where does it come from? That's like bottom three places, I'm gonna guess.

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  That's number one place.

• 8:36Speaker 03

  Well, if you didn't know anything about like birth.

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  If it was bottom three places, their toes?

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  Immediately, I would say mouth. I don't know.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Sure, yeah. You know, it is crazy, like, right? Like, every person you know was grown in another person.

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  Why are you saying hmm? What do you think?

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, what do you know, fucking Mr. Bio? It's just, aren't there new ones that don't need to be made in a person? Aren't there what?

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  What the hell does that even mean?

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  What the hell are you saying? You're fuck- oh, I hear what he's saying.

• 9:09Speaker 03

  Are you talking about like C-sections or something?

• 9:10Speaker 02

  No, no, no, like a lab one, aren't there lab ones now? He's talking about there are no lab humans. If there are, there's one, and it's Elon Musk. I don't know about anyone else, though.

• 9:18Speaker 03

  He does look like he spends a lot of time in water, I will say that.

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  His chest is way too puffed up.

• 9:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, why is he built like that?

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  I don't know.

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  Like, what's the whale in SpongeBob?

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  Pearl? Kinda. Oh, no, he's built like Larry the Lobster.

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  Yes.

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  That's who he's built like.

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  That works, too.

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  I mean, minus the muscle, I don't know. Don't hit us, Elon.

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  Minus the color. And the color.

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  He's very white. He is quite white.

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  Quite white.

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  Um, yeah, I don't- it's crazy. Women, women and, like, that, that whole fucking process is legit magic, dude. It's magic, and I refuse to see it as anything else. We just call it science, because we don't want to call it magic, because it'll freak out people. It's magic. Also, like, oh, what does Thor say? "From your world, it's called magic. From mine, it's called science." That was my Chris Hemsworth, Thor impression. That wasn't bad, right? That was Thor one. I believe it came out 2000... I want to say ele- no, that was first Avenger.

• 10:18Speaker 03

  Right.

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  Uh, 2010, it might have been.

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  Spend time working this out, because it's gonna-

• 10:21Speaker 02

  He was talking with Natalie Portman's character, Dr. Jane Foster.

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  Oh, I was kidding, the last minute I haven't cared about. Um...

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  Directed by Kenneth Branagh, just wanna throw that out there. Esteemed thespian.

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  Dude.

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  Awarded thespian Kenneth Branagh, who I think holds the record for playing Hamlet the most.

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  You know Kenneth Branagh.

• 10:42Speaker 03

  Let's take, let's take a poll of the room about who cares. Hands up if you give a shit.

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  You, you know why you care about Kenneth Branagh? Cause he played that horny guy in the wheelchair in Wild Wild West. That's two weeks of Wild Wild West, this mentions.

• 10:54Speaker 03

  First of all, I don't even remember there being a horny guy in a wheelchair.

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  The wheelchair that turns into the spider with the swirly twirly mustache.

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  Oh.

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  Where he's like, "Oh!", and he punches him, and he's like, and he spins around.

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  Do your impression of a guy in a wheelchair again.

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  I'm not doing an impression of a guy in a wheelchair, I'm doing an impression of Kenneth Branagh in Wild Wild West, who just so happened to be in a wheelchair that also became a spider.

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  Well, your brain could do so many things. It really can. Not more things than the vagina, though. Cause the vagina's amazing and it's definitely deeper than four inches. Let's get that out of the way.

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  And I, this is, he's trying to convince himself that-

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  He said 12.

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  I know, yeah.

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  Bro.

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  12, bro, you'd be in there, there'd be room for a fucking furniture in there.

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  I'm not saying that like, it's just 12 all the time, but I'm saying you could-

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  Well, yeah, you said, you said during sexual arousal, like, they're like, what is that? Like, they open up like the mouth of a predator?

• 11:44Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, foreplay, you open up a little bit, right?

• 11:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, but-

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  Don't make hand gestures.

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  You can't do that, Ann. You can't. Just like, during foreplay, you like, open up a little bit.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  I didn't do any of that.

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  You know, during, during foreplay, you know, you open up-

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  Slander. Yeah, like, you could like, definitely find ways to open it. It's crazy.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Now I'm confused. That looked like you opened pants and then put something in the pants.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  I did, I did. You wanna know, in my head, I put grapes in there. Don't ask why.

• 12:15Speaker 03

  In where?

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  The pants.

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  You put grapes in the pants?

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  Yeah.

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  I'll, I'll say this, this is weird, but now I'm really thinking about it, if I had tight underwear on-

• 12:24Speaker 02

  You'd want grapes?

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  And you filled them with grapes-

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  You'd be pumped.

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  I feel like that would be a nice feeling.

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  You'd be pumped. I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I don't absolutely want to-

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  Put grapes in your pants.

• 12:35Speaker 02

  Do, like, roll around in grapes. Like, all those people that stomp grapes and they're like, "I can't get them all", dude, how? You're a human? Use your feet to fuck up these grapes.

• 12:45Speaker 03

  You just said, "All those people." I have never heard anyone say that. What are you consuming?

• 12:51Speaker 02

  I've seen videos of people stomping grapes.

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  And they're all like, "I can't get all the grapes."

• 12:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, cuz there's a lot of grapes. Bro, put me in a vat of grapes. I'm going through that vat in two minutes tops.

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  You're just gonna stomp around?

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  Hell yeah. You're gonna tell me you wouldn't stomp grapes with me?

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  Hell yeah.

• 13:05Speaker 02

  There's gotta be a vineyard somewhere in the metropolitan area, whether it be Long Island, Jersey...

• 13:11Speaker 03

  I think I told you, but in Portugal, they have a wine that is only stepped on by women.

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  There's, there's a lot of-

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  It says it on the menu, "Women stepped only."

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  There is a lot of tea, specifically white tea, that like, the tradition is that it's only picked by like, virgin Chinese women.

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  Don't, I'm not saying I agree with that.

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  We can't even have a cup of tea without all this.

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  Without sex being involved, dude.

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  You know, or like, we can't have a glass of wine without being like, "Oh, feet. Come on."

• 13:43Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, you, you've had wines that you have described as farty, so like, they're-

• 13:48Speaker 03

  First of all, the waitress said that.

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  What if...

• 13:53Speaker 02

  I got it. Big Business Frank is back.

• 13:55Speaker 03

  I already know what you're about to say.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  Big Business Frank is back. A vineyard,

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  and all of the wine has been crushed by vaginas.

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  You okay?

• 14:09Speaker 03

  Well, and how does one crush a grape with their vagina?

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  So like, they'll put it in underwear and then like, run against a wall or something?

• 14:21Speaker 03

  And you're gonna sell this to...

• 14:23Speaker 02

  The method in which it is being done, I might not have down-packed. But the idea, bro, people are making beers with their... This is crazy, by the way, that I'm saying this.

• 14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're fine.

• 14:36Speaker 02

  They're making beers that are like made with like the yeast, like vaginal yeast and shit like that.

• 14:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, are they?

• 14:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, there was a streamer that did that a couple of years ago.

• 14:47Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Ant's face of such defeat, knowing he has to look up vagina wine.

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  Check this out, make sure.

• 14:54Speaker 02

  Vagina beer.

• 14:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  I think. And it doesn't necessarily need to be like vagina crushing, but like if it's like, you're gonna tell me, bro, it's gonna happen.

• 15:05Speaker 03

  What?

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  Cause we have other stuff that we wanted to talk about this episode where like this is most likely gonna happen, where it's like, this wine, all the grapes were crushed under the weight of Jennifer Aniston sitting on them. You think that's not gonna happen?

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Sure. I mean, I don't think specifically.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  Maybe not specifically Jennifer Aniston, she does well for herself, she probably doesn't need that.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  I think that it, it might be harder to crush grapes efficiently in that way, but when you can get a bunch of women. But like just getting a bunch of women to like stomp the grapes like you normally would. They have stomping parties.

• 15:38Speaker 02

  Do they?

• 15:39Speaker 03

  At this, no, at this vineyard, that's what they said. They like, uh, the girl who's giving us the tour was like, they have, um, they have like parties. So it's like at midnight, like after everything and they just like drink wine, they stomp the grapes. I'm like, that sounds fire.

• 15:53Speaker 02

  What do they have to do when they have to pee?

• 15:55Speaker 03

  Go to the bathroom?

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, but like how do they get out and then get back in? They're covered in grape juice.

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  Their feet are.

• 16:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, so what do they get out and walk to the bathroom and then come back? I, I imagine there's some like foot prep.

• 16:09Speaker 03

  Ho, hose off.

• 16:13Speaker 02

  But like if it's a very sought after grape, then you're losing that grape juice.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Maybe they can hold it. I don't know how long the, that's such a weird question to even ask. I don't think they're peeing into the grapes, if that's your concern.

• 16:25Speaker 02

  I, you might have just opened up a new business for, cause you know that there are people that are gonna be pumped about that.

• 16:30Speaker 03

  These are grapes that were stomped by women and then men pissed in them, so.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  Well, don't know about that, but you know what I do know about?

• 16:38Speaker 03

  What do you know about?

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Basement Yard boys are back on tour, baby. We're back.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  The Basement Yard is, well, we're not back yet, but we're close.

• 16:45Speaker 02

  We're on the close.

• 16:46Speaker 03

  We're on the close of going, of going back.

• 16:48Speaker 02

  We're opening up in Kansas City and St. Louis, over in Missouri.

• 16:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  Or Mi, or how, uh, they say it differently out there.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  Missuria, that's what my.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Is that, let me guess, your dad said that? Your dad just-

• 17:01Speaker 03

  No, not my dad. My, uh... My so- my history teacher from like 7th grade Used to say Missouria, and Victoria, and Winder, Soder.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  Are you better off for having known that now, Ant?

• 17:15Speaker 03

  You don't get to do that after you just said that whole thing about, I don't even remember.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  I get to do it. What did I say? About what?

• 17:21Speaker 03

  I have no idea. That's how pointless it was.

• 17:23Speaker 02

  Well, you, you-

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Oh, you were talking about Wild West!

• 17:25Speaker 02

  Wild, Wild West was a good movie.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  Right.

• 17:28Speaker 02

  It's really not that good. Um...

• 17:30Speaker 03

  He was making fun of people in a wheelchair?

• 17:32Speaker 02

  He did, you were- I didn't- no, don't do that! I didn't make fun of anyone in wheelchairs.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  No, I didn't. I was just making sure.

• 17:41Speaker 03

  Oh, Dad.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  No, no, no. Um, but yeah, we're back.

• 17:44Speaker 03

  We're back.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  We're back at it. Uh, for those of you guys that have not seen, go check it out. You can get tickets to the shows. There are some shows that still have tickets available. Go to thebasementyard.com. Uh, we're very excited.

• 17:55Speaker 03

  Yeah!

• 17:57Speaker 02

  Going to cities that we didn't do last year, returning to some cities that, that we did do last year.

• 18:02Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  And then, a lot of people have been asking about the New York show.

• 18:05Speaker 03

  Deets are coming.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  Listen-

• 18:08Speaker 03

  Deets are coming.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  We're cooking, okay?

• 18:09Speaker 03

  Mmm.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  We're, we're, we're, we're, we're ordering the groceries. You get what I'm saying?

• 18:14Speaker 03

  More stuff that you're creating on the spot, I could tell.

• 18:17Speaker 02

  So, go check it out, and then if you are coming to any of those shows, uh, go to thebasementyard.com/submit. A portion of the shows, we like them to be interactive. We like to talk to you, about you, with you, or people that you know. It's like, i- it's fun. What?

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Say that every time. We like to talk with you, about you, at you, or whatever you say?

• 18:34Speaker 02

  Well, it's true, because some people, some people also don't like that. Some people are like, "I want to tell the story, but keep me anonymous." We won't ask for, and you could be kept anonymous.

• 18:43Speaker 03

  Do you say "talk at you"? Or did I make that up? With you, about you?

• 18:47Speaker 02

  No, I said "with you, about you, and to you."

• 18:50Speaker 03

  I think "at" was in there.

• 18:51Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I think you just threw "at" in there, and now you're trying to gaslight me.

• 18:54Speaker 03

  I could've, I don't know. I don't know about the gaslighting.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  Do you think that's overused in today's society?

• 19:00Speaker 03

  Gaslighting? I never really use it... I'm back on manipulate.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  Oh, you-

• 19:05Speaker 03

  I'm back on that.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  You've given up on gaslight, and you're just like-

• 19:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm just like, "I'm not gonna use that." I only use it in like a joking way.

• 19:11Speaker 02

  Gotcha.

• 19:12Speaker 03

  But, well, let's... I only say it to you.

• 19:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 19:15Speaker 03

  That's what I'm trying to say. But like, I'll just say, I'd rather say manipulate than-

• 19:19Speaker 02

  You'd never say that to me. Roll the tape.

• 19:23Speaker 03

  I'm sure there's a fucking-

• 19:24Speaker 02

  The joke is that I just did it. That's the joke. That's the joke, Joey.

• 19:28Speaker 03

  And you did it.

• 19:28Speaker 02

  Remember, remember I told you about how deep our comedy goes?

• 19:32Speaker 02

  That's, that's seven inches.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  Deeper than four inches, or whatever the fuck it is. What'd you say, a max seven? Fuck outta here.

• 19:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. Uh, but yeah, so go check it out, thebasementyard.com/submit. We're, I'm excited.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, and we're going to Missouri. Never been there.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  Never been to Missouri, no.

• 19:48Speaker 03

  Excited to go there, after that?

• 19:49Speaker 02

  I've heard, I've heard things. I, I can't, I don't know, but I'm, I'm excited. I'm excited. Apparently the barbecue.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Gonna have to do that.

• 19:58Speaker 02

  We're gonna have to.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  Gonna have to do the barbecue.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  If there is, if a city is known for barbecue, daddy's, daddy's upping up that cholesterol score. You know what I'm saying?

• 20:08Speaker 03

  Frank's gonna chew on a bone. That was crazy. That's not me.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  You could've said it any other way.

• 20:12Speaker 03

  I don't even know what I meant to say.

• 20:14Speaker 02

  Frank's gonna take your meat. Also, a bad way to say it.

• 20:17Speaker 03

  You know that was worse than what I said.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  No, honestly, I did.

• 20:20Speaker 03

  Chew on a bone is way better than take your meat?

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, there are worse ways to have said it, but, um, oddly enough,

• 20:29Speaker 03

  We're going, we're going to San Diego too.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  We are going to San Diego, that's our second trip.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  The boys.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  We're getting called up.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  We're getting called up, uh, from

• 20:41Speaker 03

  a fourteen-year-old league was the last time we played baseball?

• 20:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And also, last year, we had our, we, our stint in the minors.

• 20:49Speaker 03

  Oh, we had a stint in the minors?

• 20:50Speaker 02

  We threw a first pitch for the Bowie Bay Sox.

• 20:52Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  And those pitches went so well, that there were scouts there and we didn't know that.

• 20:58Speaker 02

  There were scouts, we clearly forgot

• 21:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:01Speaker 02

  how many scouts were there.

• 21:02Speaker 03

  Right.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  And then, we got the call up to the, to the, to the show this year, as they say.

• 21:07Speaker 03

  Exactly, and now the San Diego Padre, Padres reached out to us and they were like, "You guys wanna throw out the first pitch?" And I was like,

• 21:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do, dude.

• 21:17Speaker 02

  Eh-

• 21:18Speaker 03

  I'm gonna burn- This one in there.

• 21:19Speaker 02

  So I can confirm that I have at least been doing stretches. Uh, I need to have a better showing last year. This is the, this is the majors now. We don't know who could be watching.

• 21:28Speaker 03

  We, we do know.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Well, but like, we don't know, like, there are some players that might be there and just be like, yo, like, these guys, like, legit give him an at bat.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  I'm trying to, well, we're gonna be throwing a pitch.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  I know. But like, maybe they'll see us and be like, if you could throw so well, maybe you could also hit real well.

• 21:45Speaker 03

  That's what they're gonna do.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  That's what they're gonna think, I think.

• 21:46Speaker 03

  I'm hoping for that, like, Rookie of the Year moment where I just throw a burner and they go, whoa, let's give this guy, like,

• 21:53Speaker 02

  And you wanna get, uh, wait, so just to be clear.

• 21:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  You wanna leave your current position.

• 21:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  To become a Major League Baseball pitcher.

• 22:00Speaker 03

  Closer, Frank.

• 22:01Speaker 02

  Clo- oh, gotcha.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:03Speaker 02

  So you want to make your life significantly harder than what it currently is?

• 22:08Speaker 03

  I don't want to be the closer. I wanna be a closer. You know, like, I'll ride the pine.

• 22:16Speaker 02

  Closer is, you could be a setup man, you could be a middle reliever, long reliever.

• 22:19Speaker 03

  Yeah. But like, I'll mostly just eat seeds. You know what I mean?

• 22:23Speaker 02

  So, you know what? I wanna hang in the dugout with the other guys and just munch seeds.

• 22:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  And just, you know, with people, cause you know how in the dugout, there's people around, it's like.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  Spit all over the field. You know what I mean?

• 22:36Speaker 02

  Spitting seeds in nature, if it's not littering, is sick.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  In nature is hilarious. But yeah, the Padres are, are really hooking it up and we've never thrown out a first pitch at a Major League Baseball game before and this is like insane.

• 22:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, super huge honor. We, we are really, really excited.

• 22:53Speaker 03

  So shout out to the Padres. And if you're in the area, come through the game.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  Come to the game, dude.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Come through the game. I don't know where we're gonna be sitting, but.

• 23:01Speaker 02

  I will say this, it is.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  You have our permission to buy Frank hot dogs.

• 23:05Speaker 02

  Hold on. Do, do they? They have our permission for that? I'm just, first of all, it's straw hat night.

• 23:13Speaker 03

  Sighted about that.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  So pumped dude, I'm not even kidding.

• 23:15Speaker 03

  If I don't get a straw hat, I'm gonna scream.

• 23:17Speaker 02

  Chances are, we're getting a straw hat.

• 23:18Speaker 03

  Should.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  Uh, but, yeah, it was, when we did it with the Bay Sox, they were, like, that was so fun, so we are so excited for this, like, it's just, it's, it's insane, like, you grow up watching, we grew up massive baseball fans, and like ESPN always covers like, "Oh, look at this first pitch."

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Okay, we have an opportunity here.

• 23:39Speaker 02

  We do, we do.

• 23:39Speaker 03

  I, I think, like, right now, I wanna burn one in there.

• 23:42Speaker 02

  I think, but-

• 23:43Speaker 03

  But!

• 23:43Speaker 02

  But!

• 23:44Speaker 03

  But!

• 23:44Speaker 02

  But!

• 23:45Speaker 03

  But!

• 23:45Speaker 02

  But!

• 23:46Speaker 03

  We could do something cooler than that. We could throw a horrible pitch, and that'll be on ESPN.

• 23:52Speaker 02

  We could-

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• 24:22Speaker 02

  Also, like, do something, like, Simone Biles will go out there and do a flip and then throw a pitch.

• 24:26Speaker 03

  Right!

• 24:27Speaker 02

  We could go out there-

• 24:28Speaker 03

  I'll get on your shoulders!

• 24:29Speaker 02

  What if we pitch this to the Padres? What if we had them set up a desk with two mics and we throw the first pitch, like, from this angle?

• 24:36Speaker 03

  Oh, two on the nose.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  Two, two, two, two, two on the nose?

• 24:39Speaker 03

  Ooh, do, do, do, do, do. What if, I get on your shoulders?

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  Right?

• 24:44Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  And then they get a catcher, and then the other catcher-

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Gets on his shoulders. And we throw at the same time?

• 24:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 24:50Speaker 02

  To the other, to each of the catchers?

• 24:52Speaker 03

  Right.

• 24:52Speaker 02

  That's not a bad idea.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  That's a horrible idea, but I kinda like it.

• 24:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, no, I, let's just be clear, I'm not confident I can hold you on my shoulders.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Do you think they do any, like, flyovers, that we, like, jump out of a plane and, like, land on third base or something?

• 25:05Speaker 02

  That's a good question, and one that I thought about quite a bit, I think the answer is yes.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  Ooh, or maybe they have an eagle that flies around.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Let's be very clear about something.

• 25:15Speaker 03

  The food is going to get demolished.

• 25:16Speaker 02

  Oh, God, the food.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  I looked it up, too.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  There is some...

• 25:24Speaker 02

  We're gonna eat well.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  I haven't been... I just went to a baseball game. The... I haven't gone to like that many in my life. I mean, I have, but like, I guess I haven't, uh, indulged in this part of the baseball experience in a while. Bro, the desserts at baseball games.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  They know what they're doing.

• 25:43Speaker 03

  They are stepping it up.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  They know what they're doing.

• 25:45Speaker 03

  I don't know what they're, what they're, what they're, you know, who they're hiring for this type of thing, but...

• 25:50Speaker 02

  I mean, ma- you know, a lot of, I mean, we did a whole Patreon episode about baseball stadium food.

• 25:55Speaker 03

  I know. I've never seen any of that in the, in the...

• 25:57Speaker 02

  In the wild.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  In the real life.

• 25:59Speaker 02

  In the flesh.

• 26:00Speaker 03

  In the flesh.

• 26:01Speaker 02

  This, it's become like a ma- like now, it's like a big thing. Before, it was just like you have a guy walking around screaming at you with hot dogs wrapped in foil that are probably mush at this point.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:11Speaker 02

  Now, you could get like a fucking Wagyu cheeseburger.

• 26:15Speaker 03

  Right. Uh, usually, you go to a game, you get Cracker Jacks, you get, you know, cotton candy, a soda, a hot dog, you go home and you have diarrhea. But like now, they have like really good stuff.

• 26:24Speaker 02

  Now, you go, you get like three hot dogs.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:27Speaker 02

  And...

• 26:27Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, some of us still get diarrhea. Um, but that could be because of the amount of hot dogs.

• 26:33Speaker 02

  Careful. Absolutely be careful. I don't like the way, I'm just, I, I think we, and I could speak on both of our be- behalf here. We took, we, we, we, we were, we had a lot of fun with the Maryland game, with the Bowie Bay Sox game, okay? We need to take this serious. This is a huge step. This could be SportsCenter, den and net, den and net. You know what I'm saying? Like in the not top 10 plays of the day, or the top 10 plays of the day.

• 27:02Speaker 03

  Right.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  It could be such a boring day across sports.

• 27:05Speaker 03

  Should I throw a knuckler?

• 27:07Speaker 02

  I don't think anyone calls it that.

• 27:11Speaker 02

  I think we have a real cool opportunity here and we need to hit this out of the park.

• 27:15Speaker 03

  What pitch are you gonna throw?

• 27:17Speaker 02

  The only one I can.

• 27:19Speaker 03

  Four seam?

• 27:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. What do you think I'm throwing a, you think I, bro, if you think I could throw anything other than a four seam?

• 27:27Speaker 03

  Throw a cutter. I'm just gonna Google it.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  I think you could throw a cutter.

• 27:32Speaker 03

  It's probably not that hard to throw a cutter.

• 27:34Speaker 02

  I threw a cutter once in my entire life.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  A good cutter is probably hard.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  It's the only pitch I've ever thrown with movement. And, uh, our, our boss taught me how to throw it oddly enough.

• 27:43Speaker 03

  I've, I've thrown a lot of pitches with movement, but the movement is usually when the batter hits the ball and it moves.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, the, all, yeah, you know what? You're right.

• 27:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 02

  Most pitches I've thrown that have movement, the movement is from my hand into the ground.

• 27:57Speaker 03

  The movement is me to the dugout because I've been pulled by the coach.

• 28:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was put in to pitch one game in my entire time playing baseball as a kid.

• 28:05Speaker 03

  Really?

• 28:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yep, it was when I played for the Elm Jack White Sox in Pony.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  There you go.

• 28:11Speaker 02

  I, uh, did so happen to have a custom White Sox jersey, which was the ultimate tryhard thing to wear to my games.

• 28:18Speaker 03

  Checks.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:19Speaker 03

  Um, was this a start or were you like in the mid?

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Nope, start.

• 28:23Speaker 03

  Oh, you started this game?

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  So you got, how far through this? How many outs?

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Four batters.

• 28:29Speaker 03

  Four batters? Were they all hit home runs?

• 28:31Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:33Speaker 03

  Go ahead.

• 28:34Speaker 02

  I walked every single one of them. I walked every single one.

• 28:37Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  And guess how many pitches I threw in total?

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Say sixteen.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  It was sixteen.

• 28:44Speaker 03

  So four straight walks.

• 28:46Speaker 02

  Literally after the third walk for the last, my, my, like for the last batter, my coach came out and he was just like, "Just like you're playing toss." So I just started throwing like I was playing toss and I still walked them.

• 28:59Speaker 02

  It wasn't good.

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Their coach was probably like, "Nobody swing."

• 29:02Speaker 02

  The, I mean, yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  He's not going to throw a strike.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, why would you swing? I, I don't think we won that game, but we had a fun time doing it.

• 29:10Speaker 03

  Maybe you did.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  No, no, I didn't.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  I'm sure your teammates were probably...

• 29:12Speaker 02

  I was very upset.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  You know, I've never hit a homerun in my life.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  Pathetic.

• 29:16Speaker 03

  It doesn't matter though, because I'm throwing out a first pitch and I'm burning that pitch.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, hey, to the, our friends over at the San Diego Padres.

• 29:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, they sent us these jerseys, which you know me. This is my third Padres jersey. Yeah, and my second Padres hat. Second, but we really appreciate it. We're really excited to be out there. Guys, if you're coming, it's the game on July 9th, I believe. It's the game against the Diamondbacks. Come out, see us, go to a baseball game.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  We're Padres fans.

• 29:52Speaker 02

  Have a hot dog. We're excited. We hope you're excited. Thank you to our friends at the Padres and we'll see you in San Diego.

• 29:59Speaker 03

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• 30:06Speaker 03

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• 35:22Speaker 03

  Uh, I mean, we should probably talk about the fact that Sydney Sweeney is selling her bathwater via soap.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Which I, can I say this?

• 35:33Speaker 02

  Genius.

• 35:35Speaker 03

  A lot of people talk this shit on the internet being like, "Oh, I would love to buy your bathwater." Fucking pony up, where's the bread now?

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Well, hold up. Here's the thing, is I could see both sides of the argument. I, my, where I, what I truly believe is like, "You know what, girl? Fucking good for you." Exploit these fucking losers that are gonna buy this shit.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  Whoa, with the losers, now we're judging.

• 35:55Speaker 02

  Joey, I, hold on, hold on. First of all, it released and sold out already.

• 36:03Speaker 03

  Duh.

• 36:04Speaker 02

  It was like a thousand bars.

• 36:05Speaker 04

  I got two bars on the way.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 36:07Speaker 03

  Shut the fuck up. Oh my god, dude.

• 36:10Speaker 02

  See what I mean by losers?

• 36:11Speaker 04

  That would've been awesome, though. I tried, I tried.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Did you really try? Just for the story, right?

• 36:16Speaker 04

  Well, to, yeah, I tried.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  You're not like, cause see, then you're the outlier. Most of the people that are buying this are fucking losers.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  Oh, wow.

• 36:26Speaker 02

  Sorry, I said most, so if it's you that bought this, maybe I'm not talking about you.

• 36:31Speaker 02

  Not you, the other people.

• 36:33Speaker 03

  What a great way to say this.

• 36:34Speaker 02

  But like, they're not buying it for soap, they're buying it for being horny.

• 36:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:39Speaker 04

  If I did get it and brought it in, you'd smell it.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  Duh.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  I mean, yeah, so. I'm also convinced, like, do we, did she really get in the bath?

• 36:47Speaker 02

  So, apparently she took a bath and then like, they just used the water in the soap mixture.

• 36:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. That's hilarious.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  I, honestly, like I said.

• 36:56Speaker 03

  This is a great idea.

• 36:57Speaker 02

  Good for her, for fucking, like.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Good for, good for them, too.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Here's the thing, I'm gonna get on my, my soapbox for a sec.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  You ready? These fucking companies are sexualizing her and profiting off of her sexuality anyways, so she's able to strike a deal where she could fucking profit off of that shit.

• 37:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Good for her. Good for her!

• 37:16Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying, like if you're gonna talk all that shit on the internet like, "Oh, I'd buy your bathwater." Let's see, bro.

• 37:21Speaker 02

  Be honest for a second now.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Get that soap out.

• 37:25Speaker 02

  The people that bought this?

• 37:26Speaker 03

  Yeah. What?

• 37:29Speaker 02

  Losers, right?

• 37:31Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  Like, good for her, but like...

• 37:34Speaker 03

  I don't know, I don't know these people. Would I buy someone's bathwater?

• 37:37Speaker 02

  I know, for comedy though, for comedy though, are they losers?

• 37:43Speaker 03

  You know what I'm saying?

• 37:45Speaker 02

  Alright, Joey's taking the, you know...

• 37:48Speaker 02

  Oh, Joey's taking it, the king of, "Oh, I don't know if we can talk about that." Now all of a sudden, forgive me for calling

• 37:57Speaker 02

  these people losers.

• 37:58Speaker 03

  Let me ask you, let me ask you this.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  Because like, they're not doing it to get soap, they're doing it because they're just... Like, this is their way of being like sexually connected to Sydney Sweeney.

• 38:12Speaker 03

  How many?

• 38:12Speaker 02

  That's weird!

• 38:13Speaker 03

  How many bars?

• 38:15Speaker 02

  I think they only made like a thousand bars.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  A thousand bars?

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Ant.

• 38:19Speaker 02

  Ants?

• 38:20Speaker 03

  It's like, yeah.

• 38:21Speaker 02

  He's pretending like he doesn't know exactly down to me.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  How many of those people do you think bought it as like a joke?

• 38:27Speaker 02

  A hundred fifty people.

• 38:30Speaker 03

  I think there's definitely people out there that are like, "I need this thing and I need to chew on it."

• 38:34Speaker 02

  I can imagine.

• 38:36Speaker 03

  What?

• 38:37Speaker 02

  I don't know, listen. I don't think there's anyone on the planet, I, Becca is so hot to me, but if she was like, "Here's a cup of my bathwater," I'd be like... Like, what am I supposed to do, drink this?

• 38:49Speaker 03

  A cup's a lot.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  That's weird.

• 38:51Speaker 03

  What'd you say? A cup's a lot.

• 38:52Speaker 02

  A shot?

• 38:54Speaker 03

  That's better.

• 38:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, but it's definitely better than a cup, yeah. There was a streamer that did this.

• 38:58Speaker 03

  How much money to drink a shot of my bathwater?

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Not enough.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  What's not enough? I haven't even said in the amount yet.

• 39:06Speaker 02

  No, I wanna drink more.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  That is not enough for me.

• 39:10Speaker 02

  No, I'm kidding. Honestly?

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 39:13Speaker 02

  Who's paying? You or like the people?

• 39:16Speaker 03

  What does that mean?

• 39:17Speaker 02

  Cause I'll probably lowball them, but I want more money from you.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  I don't even know how to interpret that.

• 39:24Speaker 03

  But like if, if, let's just, yeah. There's like a cash amount that will appear.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  Hundred thousand dollars.

• 39:31Speaker 03

  Alright, but let's be, let's be realistic about something.

• 39:33Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:33Speaker 03

  It is a shot.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:35Speaker 03

  And you wouldn't take it if there was fifty thousand dollars cash.

• 39:38Speaker 02

  Let me be something very clear.

• 39:39Speaker 03

  Fifty thousand dollars cash?

• 39:40Speaker 02

  What?

• 39:40Speaker 03

  Let me be something very clear. Like a window pane. Or a windshield.

• 39:47Speaker 02

  Let me be abundantly clear here.

• 39:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  The internet thinks that we are Gaga for each other's balls right now.

• 39:54Speaker 03

  You did that.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Me?

• 39:56Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  No, I did not.

• 39:58Speaker 03

  Frankie.

• 39:58Speaker 02

  Joey.

• 39:59Speaker 03

  Francis.

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  How have I done this?

• 40:02Speaker 03

  Because you, you do this thing where you like, you over there and you're like, you do this and then you say stuff.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  I, I, I mean, that's a, that's a, that's a playing up a character. Like, I'm not like actually, I have no sexual feelings toward you.

• 40:14Speaker 03

  That doesn't help.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  I know, it doesn't help.

• 40:16Speaker 03

  Um, but.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  But if I.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  We won't do it on the show, but fifty thousand dollars cash for a shot?

• 40:21Speaker 02

  I would do yours, whatever. You'll do mine?

• 40:24Speaker 03

  For fifty Gs?

• 40:25Speaker 02

  For fifty Gs. No, I'm not doing under seventy-five.

• 40:27Speaker 03

  Bro, I would do it probably for less than that.

• 40:29Speaker 02

  Not doing under seventy-five.

• 40:29Speaker 03

  I would do it for less than fifty.

• 40:31Speaker 02

  Ten. You're doing ten, brother.

• 40:33Speaker 03

  I'll do it for ten.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  He would easily do it for ten. Yeah, they, he was, they're fucking, they're drinking like chimpanzee piss.

• 40:39Speaker 03

  He heard shot, he was like, I'll do it.

• 40:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:43Speaker 02

  I, I don't, I can't. I can't because I wouldn't be able to, to, I would throw up. And.

• 40:49Speaker 03

  It would probably just taste like water.

• 40:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. No?

• 40:52Speaker 03

  Why not?

• 40:53Speaker 02

  Bath water? Now, what are we talking? How long is the soakage? Because that's a legitimate question here. Like, is it just like, I, I get in, I get out, or am I like taking it?

• 41:02Speaker 03

  No, no, you gotta steep.

• 41:03Speaker 02

  You gotta steep like tea?

• 41:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  What's the steeping time?

• 41:08Speaker 03

  A bath, like you gotta like.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Bro, you've taken a bath and you've, with no soap or anything, and you've stood up. That water's cloudy, my man.

• 41:15Speaker 03

  Wait, what? If I've gotten in a bath and just stood.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  And you've sat in there for forty minutes. That water's not coming out clear.

• 41:21Speaker 03

  Forty minutes? That's a long bath.

• 41:23Speaker 02

  I've taken long baths, yeah.

• 41:24Speaker 03

  I don't know if I've done forty minutes.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  I've taken some fun, like, long baths. I don't know why fun was in there.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  I've taken some fun baths with toys.

• 41:35Speaker 03

  I've taken some fun baths.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  But it's, the water's coming out cloudy.

• 41:39Speaker 03

  I'll say 20 minutes. But you have to figure some of that tastes like a soap or something.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  No, I just said no soap.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Oh, just get in and just chill?

• 41:47Speaker 02

  Yeah dude.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  Alright, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I would honestly, like, if someone had $15,000 in cash, I would do it.

• 41:55Speaker 02

  That's bananas. I'm not doing it for anything under 75 because...

• 41:58Speaker 03

  That's so wild.

• 41:59Speaker 02

  Because, one, it's your money. I'll take it, I'll take it.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  Right.

• 42:04Speaker 02

  I'll bleed you dry.

• 42:06Speaker 03

  You want more of my money, but like strangers who you don't know, you don't want theirs? Like, you're gonna give them a deal?

• 42:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, they're kind.

• 42:15Speaker 02

  What am I? No, no, no, obviously, I'm joking. Not a penny under... 60.

• 42:26Speaker 03

  You see how I chopped 40% off of this price already?

• 42:28Speaker 04

  I feel like you could go down.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, I'm standing firm.

• 42:31Speaker 04

  It's someone you know, at least.

• 42:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:33Speaker 02

  That's worse, dude.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  It's not worse.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  It's way worse.

• 42:36Speaker 03

  I'm doing it...

• 42:37Speaker 02

  Cause every time I see you, I'm gonna have to think, "I tasted you."

• 42:41Speaker 03

  Jesus.

• 42:42Speaker 02

  That's why it's miserable.

• 42:44Speaker 03

  I mean, I'm not thinking about it like that. That's like a very weird, I wouldn't be like, "Yo, I tasted you."

• 42:49Speaker 02

  That's the way it is, though.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  So if I drank your bathwater, you'd walk in here like, "Yo, you've tasted me, you little bitch."

• 42:55Speaker 02

  No, I wouldn't throw it in your fu- no, I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that. But like, for instance, if you were to have a cup of coffee from a company.

• 43:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:04Speaker 02

  If someone were to say like, "Oh, this company, oh, I've had their coffee." They, you know, like...

• 43:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  "I've had their food, I've been to their, you know him."

• 43:12Speaker 03

  But I don't think that's gonna come up in conversation, like, "Oh, you know Frank?" But, "Yeah, yeah, I've had his bathwater."

• 43:18Speaker 03

  It's not gonna come up.

• 43:20Speaker 02

  I think, not a penny under 60.

• 43:22Speaker 04

  But even if someone asks, you'd be like, "Why'd you do that?"

• 43:25Speaker 03

  Like, "Oh, I got 20 racks."

• 43:26Speaker 04

  If they're like, "Oh, alright."

• 43:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, you went up to 20?

• 43:29Speaker 03

  What was I at?

• 43:30Speaker 02

  I think you said 15.

• 43:31Speaker 03

  Alright.

• 43:32Speaker 02

  Crazy. Would you do it for 100 bucks?

• 43:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 43:35Speaker 04

  No, no.

• 43:36Speaker 03

  I wouldn't, I wouldn't eat anything for 100 dollars.

• 43:39Speaker 02

  You wouldn't eat a steak for 100 dollars?

• 43:40Speaker 03

  Well, that I would eat for 100 dollars.

• 43:41Speaker 02

  So there you go. So then, what if that steak was sloppy with bathwater?

• 43:45Speaker 03

  Sloppy's a slop-a-lot?

• 43:47Speaker 02

  You know that's coming.

• 43:47Speaker 03

  Um, no. No, we're talking about like, you know, thousands of dollars here. But I would much rather do, do yours than a person who I don't know.

• 43:57Speaker 02

  I am shocked. You haven't at least thought about the idea of selling your bath water.

• 44:05Speaker 03

  That's shocking to you?

• 44:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, you could, you, you'll do well for yourself.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  You don't think you could sell some bath water over there?

• 44:11Speaker 02

  Not nearly as much as you.

• 44:13Speaker 03

  Regardless. Whether that's true or not, we don't know.

• 44:17Speaker 02

  I think the reality of the situation, and I'm not like baiting people to be like, "No, let's drink Frank's bath water." I think that you would probably just have a more marketable bath water.

• 44:27Speaker 04

  It's all about pricing, baby.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 44:30Speaker 04

  It's all about pricing.

• 44:30Speaker 02

  But if we priced ours at the exact same amount. Fifty dollars for a pint.

• 44:36Speaker 03

  Whoa, a pint?

• 44:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, bro, you could take, you could take four baths a day and you could make-

• 44:43Speaker 03

  What the hell are you talking about?

• 44:45Speaker 02

  Sell that?

• 44:46Speaker 03

  Take four baths a day?

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:49Speaker 03

  I'd be all pruney.

• 44:51Speaker 02

  That's fine, but you can market them as different stuff. So like, this is like the morning batch. You know, like, you know how like coffee roasters will be like, "This is our like exclusive roast."

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Someone's creating a marketing deck over there.

• 45:02Speaker 04

  You need the after-workout batch.

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, of course.

• 45:04Speaker 04

  Need that one.

• 45:05Speaker 02

  You can do a morning, you can do a morning brew, you know?

• 45:08Speaker 03

  Oh, god, that's dis- now, when you say it like that, it's disgusting.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  You could do a post-workout, you know, recovery brew.

• 45:16Speaker 03

  Post-workout shake, yeah.

• 45:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, then you could do like a, a dinner.

• 45:20Speaker 03

  And then like a late night.

• 45:21Speaker 04

  A dessert.

• 45:21Speaker 02

  A dessert one, where you throw like a, like a, you throw like Epsom salt in there.

• 45:26Speaker 03

  Right.

• 45:27Speaker 02

  Although you probably shouldn't drink Epsom salt.

• 45:29Speaker 03

  How much realistically, like, if I had a shot, I'm asking you now, because seventy-five thousand dollars is insane.

• 45:35Speaker 04

  Alright.

• 45:36Speaker 03

  A shot of Frank's bath water for

• 45:43Speaker 03

  eight thousand dollars cash.

• 45:45Speaker 04

  Cash?

• 45:46Speaker 03

  Cash. Untraceable. Not on camera.

• 45:50Speaker 04

  Not on camera?

• 45:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 45:51Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll do that.

• 45:54Speaker 03

  What about off camera?

• 45:55Speaker 04

  Uh...

• 45:55Speaker 02

  Bananas.

• 45:56Speaker 04

  I would want a couple, a little more.

• 45:57Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 45:57Speaker 04

  A little more.

• 45:58Speaker 03

  Like 95?

• 45:59Speaker 04

  Come on, you could work with me. You could get to 10.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  So 10, 10 Gs?

• 46:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah. 10, 10 seems like a good number. Even though I feel like he would hold it over me more than you. So that's why I need a little more.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  Right, yeah.

• 46:10Speaker 02

  That's true. I mean, no, if you in confidence did it-

• 46:12Speaker 03

  He wants to, he wa- yeah, he would use it and he was like, "Cup people with it."

• 46:15Speaker 02

  No! You drank me! No, no, no, no, no, no. I, I would, if, if it happened off cameras, in confidence, no one would ever know about it. I'm a, I would be a steel trap. Okay? But if, if you did it on an episode-

• 46:28Speaker 03

  When he's around us.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  No! When it's just us, he'd be like, "Yo, yo, man, yeah." No! "Let's go drink my bath water." No! See, this is, this is not, this is, this is a little upset.

• 46:37Speaker 03

  Why is he shaking his head yes and I'm saying it?

• 46:39Speaker 02

  He doesn't owe me!

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Well, it's to-

• 46:40Speaker 02

  Whoa, dude!

• 46:42Speaker 04

  Well, don't look at me now.

• 46:45Speaker 04

  In a heated argument, Frankie would definitely go, "Why don't you just go drink my bath water?"

• 46:49Speaker 02

  No!

• 46:50Speaker 03

  100%.

• 46:50Speaker 02

  No, I would not.

• 46:51Speaker 03

  There's way more of a chance of you saying that than me.

• 46:54Speaker 02

  When was the last time you argued with me?

• 46:58Speaker 02

  I am very- That's our job! We're doing it now! In a serious setting!

• 47:04Speaker 03

  I'm not saying you would, I'm saying there's just more of a chance.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  Sure, 1 in a billion, 1 in a billion point 1.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Whatever helps you sleep, baby.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  I figured it was-

• 47:14Speaker 03

  He's gonna need an extra 2,000.

• 47:18Speaker 04

  Frankie, I'm just trying to get more.

• 47:19Speaker 03

  What about this?

• 47:20Speaker 02

  And you know what, I support you. And you know what, yeah, yeah, yeah, I would bring it up.

• 47:22Speaker 04

  I'm just trying to get more, I'm trying to get more.

• 47:24Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Because we're doing this.

• 47:26Speaker 02

  No, we're not doing this. Um, all I wanted to say about this was that-

• 47:31Speaker 03

  The Sydney Sweeney, now we're back on that?

• 47:32Speaker 02

  The Sydney Sweeney, we're back on the Sydney Sweeney thing. Good for her.

• 47:35Speaker 03

  How much was the soap?

• 47:36Speaker 02

  Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think it was like, $8 a bar or something like that.

• 47:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a steal.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  Good for her, for getting the bag. Good for her. The people that are buying this, I, I, if I, like, if you legitimately told me, like, I'm a huge fan of Sydney Sweeney and I bought it, because there are people out there, that's what most of the people buying it are. It's

• 47:56Speaker 03

  We don't know that, though.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  You're right.

• 47:58Speaker 03

  We're assuming.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  You're right.

• 47:59Speaker 03

  I think a lot of people, I think you'd be like, like, I think it would be funny if we, like, if, that's why I was excited when you said you got two bars.

• 48:06Speaker 04

  I tried.

• 48:06Speaker 03

  I was like, that would be funny to have.

• 48:08Speaker 04

  It was easier to get the switch than the

• 48:10Speaker 03

  Like, I'm not gonna get the thing-

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Because there was only, like, a thousand made of this soap, though.

• 48:14Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's very hard.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  It's harder to get this soap. Like, I'm not saying I, I'm excited to get it because I want to smell it and gnaw on it.

• 48:19Speaker 02

  But I, but I think, if you were to ask me, based off of who she is in pop culture, she's known as like, a, a, a, a, a good-looking-

• 48:30Speaker 03

  She's a sex icon.

• 48:31Speaker 02

  Yes. I think it's a fair assumption to make, that, I will say eighty percent of the people that are buying these bars of soap are doing it with, like, sexual gratification in mind.

• 48:46Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  Do you think that, you really think that's unfair?

• 48:51Speaker 03

  I, I just think there's no way to tell.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  Yes, Joey, I know, you're taking like, a legitimate approach. I'm, for the sake of-

• 48:58Speaker 03

  I mean, I, I think that, like, there's an, there's an equal-

• 49:01Speaker 02

  He-he's ha-has, for the sake of that.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's why people would buy it.

• 49:05Speaker 02

  I just don't know. I mean, how do we measure something like this? Do we have the proper synergistic methods of measurement? Fucking business guy over here, bro.

• 49:13Speaker 03

  It's crazy, I feel like we've flip-flopped personalities on this episode, it's bananas. I'm saying, I'm saying, I'm not ready to say that there wasn't a lot of people that bought that, I was like, this is gonna be a funny thing, or like, I think a more realistic is like, people bought it because they know they could resell it. Now-

• 49:29Speaker 02

  Fair.

• 49:29Speaker 03

  The resale market-

• 49:30Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 49:31Speaker 03

  That might be ninety ten.

• 49:32Speaker 02

  I wonder. Google that, Google that, Google the resale markets.

• 49:35Speaker 04

  It's in between eighty and a hundred fifty dollars a bar.

• 49:38Speaker 03

  And that's lower than I thought it would be.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  I honestly was expecting in the threes.

• 49:41Speaker 04

  I think the people need to get the bar first, because they have to, you know, it's kind of, they're selling the pre-sale, you know what I mean?

• 49:46Speaker 03

  Gosh, yeah. Create some distance from the whole thing.

• 49:50Speaker 02

  Here's the, here is, what does it smell like? You think it smells like legs? I'm so glad you brought that up.

• 49:56Speaker 03

  Boobs?

• 49:58Speaker 02

  The, the scent that it has on the thing. First of all, can I just, listen, I, are they a sponsor?

• 50:05Speaker 03

  They were.

• 50:06Speaker 02

  Doctor Squatch?

• 50:07Speaker 03

  Yeah. First of all, this is a genius thing that they're doing.

• 50:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:10Speaker 03

  Let's just get that out of the way.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  They probably pitched her on it and be like, "Yo, it's like a tongue-in-cheek type of thing." And they're like, "It would be funny if you did this." And she was just like, "Fuck, yeah, let's do it." She's like, "I've worked on cars." Ooh, is it like post-working on a car? Because she's like a mechanic, isn't she?

• 50:26Speaker 02

  So, the, the, whoever wrote the blurb for it. It says, "The perfect combination of the two best places on the planet."

• 50:35Speaker 02

  "The outdoors and Sydney Sweeney's bathtub."

• 50:42Speaker 02

  Come on, dude.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  That's hilarious.

• 50:44Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  It's all tongue-in-cheek.

• 50:46Speaker 02

  I know, but like, come on. And then it says here, it's, first of all, "Grit level: medium."

• 50:53Speaker 03

  What does that even begin to mean?

• 50:54Speaker 02

  I love Doctor Squatch's soaps.

• 50:55Speaker 03

  Oh, it's got the-

• 50:56Speaker 02

  I love when they have the grit.

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Yeah!

• 50:58Speaker 02

  Dude, there's one that has like oatmeal in it.

• 51:00Speaker 03

  What's that called?

• 51:01Speaker 02

  The pine tar one?

• 51:02Speaker 03

  Exfoliating.

• 51:02Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 51:03Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  They have one that has like full-on pieces of oats in it. I love, I love Doctor Squatch's soap.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  I love putting a bar on me.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  I actually love their deodorant, too. I use their deodorant.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Yo, I don't really fuck with like body wash.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  I do.

• 51:16Speaker 03

  Like, I use it, but like, I would much rather a bar. Like, a bar feels like I'm getting clean.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  I both. So, it's a part of my body wash routine. I start with a bar, and then I end with body wash for the fragrance.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  On the same place?

• 51:28Speaker 02

  Well, I body, so I body wash with, I, I bar wash, bar wash.

• 51:31Speaker 03

  The whole body.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  And then I wash it off.

• 51:33Speaker 03

  And then you do?

• 51:34Speaker 02

  And then I do body wash.

• 51:37Speaker 03

  Interesting. So, you double wash?

• 51:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, hell, yeah. You can't be, you gotta be careful.

• 51:44Speaker 02

  The smell

• 51:47Speaker 02

  is, uh-

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• 52:22Speaker 03

  Naturally. Naturally.

• 52:24Speaker 02

  I will say this. Minus the whole like Sydney Sweeney's bath water part of it.

• 52:29Speaker 03

  It's, it sounds like it smells good.

• 52:31Speaker 02

  Smells like, it smells, it sounds like it smells great.

• 52:33Speaker 03

  What is it?

• 52:34Speaker 02

  Pine.

• 52:35Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Douglas fir. And earthy moss.

• 52:40Speaker 03

  Earthy moss?

• 52:41Speaker 02

  Just like an earthy, clean smell to it.

• 52:44Speaker 03

  I love a fur.

• 52:45Speaker 02

  I love pine.

• 52:46Speaker 03

  So, are they confirmed that like she actually got in a bath? Like, is that in the ingredients list?

• 52:51Speaker 02

  It says a touch of Sydney Sweeney's bath water.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  I, I mean, I imagine that it has to, and if it doesn't-

• 52:58Speaker 03

  What's a touch? Cause if I'm buying this thing, if I'm buying this thing-

• 53:03Speaker 02

  If you're, if you're one of those losers.

• 53:05Speaker 03

  Right. If I'm buying this thing. You know, I assume you want some sort of like. Forgive me, funk.

• 53:15Speaker 02

  Maybe that's the earthy part of it.

• 53:18Speaker 04

  I was expecting more Sweeney on the nose.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  Right. What is, what does that smell like? Like a- They could call anything, this smells like Sydney Sweeney, and no one would know, but the people close to her.

• 53:27Speaker 03

  He's talking about like your palate, like, oh, I'm getting Sydney Sweeney on the nose, like, you're smelling it, and you could smell Sydney Sweeney.

• 53:34Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 53:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I'm saying, how would anyone know what she smells like? You can do anything and say, this is what Sydney Sweeney smells like.

• 53:39Speaker 03

  Well, it was a comedy joke, I think.

• 53:42Speaker 02

  Oh, now we're not doing comedy jokes?

• 53:46Speaker 02

  Now we're, now we're doing comedy jokes? Mister, well, I can't tell how many people that bought them are losers.

• 53:52Speaker 03

  Well, cause you're saying a definitive thing, you're like, 80% of the people who bought this are freaks.

• 53:55Speaker 02

  No, I said, I said it's a fair assumption, I said it's a fair assumption to make. Of course, I don't think our people that listen are losers. I, I love people. I don't think people are losers. Everyone has a story that I love and I get behind.

• 54:07Speaker 03

  Unless they buy a bar of soap.

• 54:08Speaker 02

  Unless they are buying soap, because it is specifically marketed as having been steeped with Sydney Sweeney.

• 54:15Speaker 03

  That's the thing. It better be steeped. Like, if I'm gonna, if I'm gonna get to the point where like, yo, fuck it, I'm about to buy bath water. Better be bath water in this thing. And not like a molecule of bath water. I've been duped now by the system. But we don't know.

• 54:33Speaker 02

  This is crazy.

• 54:34Speaker 03

  Just no way to tell.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  We're gonna find out.

• 54:37Speaker 03

  How?

• 54:38Speaker 02

  You're gonna buy it off the secondary market?

• 54:40Speaker 03

  No, I can't. What am I gonna do? I'm gonna smell and go, oh, this smells like shit.

• 54:46Speaker 02

  Not only would I not buy this, but could you imagine like,

• 54:52Speaker 02

  if you're a couple and like, you're bathing with it and your significant other's like, what the hell's that?

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Bro, if I, if, if, like, cause like there are times where I'm in the shower and Becca will walk in and like, you know, brush her teeth or whatever. And she, and I'm like, oh, I'm just washing myself with Sydney Sweeney's bath water. That's weird, right?

• 55:12Speaker 03

  I don't think you lead with that. I also think that like, if you're actually using it, that you live alone. Or you live in the basement apartment of your mom.

• 55:22Speaker 02

  So now you're, you're leaning into the losers.

• 55:24Speaker 03

  I'm saying if you're actually using it. My point was that like, I think there's a lot of people buying it as a joke.

• 55:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think that the chances, alright.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Cause it is a big fat joke. You know, it is a big fat joke.

• 55:36Speaker 02

  On everyone but Dr. Squatch and Sydney Sweeney, cause they're raking it in.

• 55:41Speaker 03

  They're caking. I mean, they're not really caking. Like Dr. Squatch, they only make two, two thousand bars.

• 55:46Speaker 02

  Let's say they made, but yeah, but what's the margin?

• 55:48Speaker 03

  She caked.

• 55:49Speaker 02

  She probably caked, but what's the margin on the bars?

• 55:52Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter. It's only two thousand.

• 55:54Speaker 02

  Yes, it does matter.

• 55:55Speaker 03

  They're eight dollars.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  Eight dollars, so if they-

• 55:57Speaker 03

  Sixteen thousand dollars. Change the company. It's about the publicity. You know what? I didn't even think about it like that. Yeah. It's only sixteen grand. Which it's not, but like, it's less than that.

• 56:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 56:09Speaker 03

  It's, it's about the pub.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  I mean, chances-

• 56:11Speaker 03

  She probably got paid, bruh.

• 56:12Speaker 02

  She probably got a couple thousand.

• 56:14Speaker 03

  Couple thousand?

• 56:15Speaker 02

  I would say she probably got at least a hundred K.

• 56:17Speaker 03

  Easily.

• 56:18Speaker 02

  Easily.

• 56:19Speaker 03

  I didn't realize that.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  I would say, uh, she's, she's a very popular, she's an A-lister, I would say. She probably got at least-

• 56:23Speaker 03

  Hell, yeah.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  At least two fifty?

• 56:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, maybe.

• 56:28Speaker 03

  And it's probably worth it for them, too.

• 56:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, good for them. I mean, we're talking about them for 40 minutes.

• 56:34Speaker 03

  That's what I'm talking about.

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• 59:34Speaker 02

  God, love that.

• 59:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, so I do have something written down here about, I think you brought it up before the show, but the vibe checks.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, so apparently it is a trend that like the current generation of kids that are turning like 21, 22, within that age bracket. What are they? Gen Alpha? Gen Z?

• 59:56Speaker 03

  They're Gen Z.

• 59:57Speaker 02

  Gen Z. I'm sorry. Forgive me.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  They are reportedly calling up bars before they go to bars to get a vibe check.

• 1:00:10Speaker 03

  I like that.

• 1:00:11Speaker 02

  Stop it.

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  I think calling up a bar and being like, yo, is it lit in there?

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  What? Why?

• 1:00:16Speaker 03

  Cause I wanna know.

• 1:00:18Speaker 02

  But what? So what answer makes you not go? Like, what are they gonna say?

• 1:00:21Speaker 03

  It's dead.

• 1:00:22Speaker 02

  Why would they say that? Why would a responsible business owner be like, yeah, no, it's empty?

• 1:00:27Speaker 03

  Well, it wouldn't be the owner picking up the phone. It would be like.

• 1:00:30Speaker 02

  A bartender. Why would any, bro, if I was an owner of a bar and I heard that people were calling, I would tell my bartenders, tell them it's fucking awesome in here.

• 1:00:37Speaker 03

  I guess it would make no sense to say like, yeah, it's dead. Don't come.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, because then you're literally, you're literally telling people not to come to your fucking business.

• 1:00:47Speaker 03

  I always wish that like, I can go on Instagram and you know how like, places have Instagram accounts? And if I like clicked on their story, I would know what it looks like in there that night. So that I would know like, oh, it looks cool in there, or it's too packed. I don't want to go there. Let's go somewhere else.

• 1:01:04Speaker 02

  I know that there's like, um, some stuff on Google Maps that I'll plug in.

• 1:01:09Speaker 03

  I don't know how real that is.

• 1:01:10Speaker 02

  I know.

• 1:01:10Speaker 03

  It's very busy now.

• 1:01:11Speaker 02

  It's busy as like, not very busy, or like, you know.

• 1:01:14Speaker 03

  They save themselves because they say like, usually busy. And I was like, bro.

• 1:01:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, I see it mostly with, uh, like when I'm driving. It'll say like, oh, it's worse than average. Or like, this is the, it'll show you a graph and it's like, this is the best time to leave and stuff like that. I hate this. Just like, go. If you're, if you're going to, if you're going to go out, go. And then if it's not what you like, go elsewhere. Like, that's the thing. It's like, why do we need to be-

• 1:01:42Speaker 03

  But you're saving the time. Like, maybe the place that you would go second-

• 1:01:45Speaker 02

  But the experience, but the experience is about going. It's not about like, like, just go, just go.

• 1:01:52Speaker 03

  What do you mean the experience is about going?

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Like, the experience is about going to the place and then seeing it. And then if you don't like it, you go somewhere else. Like, that's how you learn. If you call up and you're just like, yeah, no, like, also, bro, if, if I was a bartender and someone said, "Hey, give me a vibe check," I'd say, "Come get a drink, you fucking loser." "I'm on one today."

• 1:02:14Speaker 03

  I don't know that that would get them there. That would work.

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  That would guarantee to not get them in the door.

• 1:02:20Speaker 03

  I think like, as a, as the person who's going to, I get why it doesn't make sense for the bartender to be like, "No, it sucks. Don't come." But like, as the person who like, wants to know, I don't think there's anything wrong with like, wanting to be like, yo, "We want to go out. We want to go to a place and like, socialize with some people. If there's no one there, I don't want to go there."

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Here's the only way I think this is acceptable.

• 1:02:40Speaker 03

  A camera. You put a camera in the corner so that we could tap into it and be like, oh wow, it's packed in there.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Just give people more opportunity to stalk each other. Why not? Right?

• 1:02:48Speaker 03

  It was a bad idea. It was a bad idea.

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  I just, I, the only version of this that is acceptable is like, if you guys go out to a bar, and you're, I text you and I'm like, "Oh, what are you guys doing?" And you're like, "Oh, we're at fucking McLune's." I would say, oh, what's it like? Is it, should I come?

• 1:03:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:09Speaker 02

  When, when other people are there, that's fine. Bro, these people behind the bar are working hard to serve drinks and like, to have them take time out of their, say they get five calls a night. Like.

• 1:03:22Speaker 03

  This bar sucks, dude.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  But like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's taking time from them.

• 1:03:27Speaker 03

  Taking time from them? What do you mean?

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  Bro, if there's a packed bar and you're calling a bar to see a vibe check, is it like a good thing if they don't answer or a bad thing if they don't answer?

• 1:03:36Speaker 03

  It's probably a good thing if they don't answer. If they don't have the time to answer, then it's, it's packed.

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  But like, from the perspective of the person calling?

• 1:03:43Speaker 03

  I'm, I'm not also calling to, I've never done this, but I'm saying like, if a place is like overrun, I don't want to go there. And think about this, if I want to go to a bar, that's like, yo, it'd be cool if we went to this place. I went like last month and it was sick. And you get all the way there. It's in Hudson Yards. And you, you get all the way there and it's like, it's either packed or it's like dead. Then you're like, alright, we're not gonna go there. Now it's like, fuck, where, where else do we go?

• 1:04:08Speaker 02

  Anywhere else that there are bars. Which is, I mean, I know New York is a, a-

• 1:04:13Speaker 03

  But a lot of people don't just walk into places. It's like, let's go to places that we know will be cool and I'll, I want to go there.

• 1:04:19Speaker 02

  So you, you- So then if you want to go there, why do you need to know the vibe? If you just want to go to that place?

• 1:04:23Speaker 03

  Cause I just want to make sure that it's not super packed or super dead.

• 1:04:27Speaker 02

  But if you want to go to the place regardless of, I, I, I don't know, I guess-

• 1:04:31Speaker 03

  But people want to socialize.

• 1:04:32Speaker 02

  I guess for me, I'm just seeing like, bro, if I want to go to McLun's. I don't know why that's the first place that-

• 1:04:39Speaker 03

  Such a weird name.

• 1:04:41Speaker 02

  That is a bar, right?

• 1:04:42Speaker 03

  Is it?

• 1:04:43Speaker 02

  McLun's.

• 1:04:44Speaker 03

  It's, I'm sure it is.

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Alright, let's, uh, uh, uh, what was one? Uh, uh, Bonnie.

• 1:04:50Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:50Speaker 02

  Or Dibar Station. No, the Diddy, better one.

• 1:04:54Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:04:55Speaker 02

  I don't know why I'm doing this.

• 1:04:56Speaker 03

  I, me neither.

• 1:04:58Speaker 02

  Okay, well what? If I want to go there.

• 1:05:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:01Speaker 02

  I want to go there. I don't necessarily care about the vibe, whether there's a lot of people or not a lot of people.

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  So you're saying, if you are like, I want to, like, let's go to the Diddy. We get to the Diddy and it's fucking wall to wall. You're gonna go in?

• 1:05:16Speaker 02

  No, then I should be like, ah, alright, I'll go elsewhere.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  That's the point that I'm making.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  But I don't, I feel like-

• 1:05:22Speaker 03

  Like that changes whether you go or not.

• 1:05:24Speaker 02

  Uh, but I feel like you're, the going is the part that like-

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  I don't know, I think I'm being an idiot right now.

• 1:05:31Speaker 03

  The going is the part, the Uber to the bar is what I'm standing up for?

• 1:05:34Speaker 02

  Just like the idea, like, I wanna go and just see it.

• 1:05:40Speaker 03

  You wanna go and see the outside of the bar?

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  Like, if I go, I think my brain is breaking right now.

• 1:05:46Speaker 03

  Me too.

• 1:05:47Speaker 02

  If I wanna go to the Diddy.

• 1:05:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:50Speaker 02

  And I, even if I call them and they say, "Oh my god, it's packed wall to wall", I don't know if I'll believe it. I would need to see it.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  I would need to go there and physically see it.

• 1:06:01Speaker 03

  Or, I'll do you one better. Sometimes places have lines. Like, they get so packed that there's a line. I don't wanna wait in the line.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  You know what, I'm gonna recant, I'm gonna pull back a little bit. I spoke about losers earlier. I'm apologizing to the losers. It's not their choice for being losers.

• 1:06:20Speaker 03

  Feels like you're doubling down now.

• 1:06:21Speaker 02

  I'm obviously coming from the perspective of someone that grew up, where, "Oh, the bar here is not good, you can go to the 50 other that are around the corner."

• 1:06:32Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 1:06:33Speaker 02

  I'm not looking from the perspective of people that like, it's their only night that they can go out, and there's maybe like, one good place in this town.

• 1:06:41Speaker 03

  But it's also like, what you want. Like, bars are just different. Like, if you're just gonna go to a dive bar, yeah, you could go anywhere. But like, if you wanna go to a cocktail bar, or you wanna go to like, a lounge kind of area, like, those are not typically like, right next door to each other. And there's places that have like, better drinks, or better, you know, this, or if you wanna go watch a sports game, like, there's just bars for different shit.

• 1:07:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're right.

• 1:07:03Speaker 03

  I don't think-

• 1:07:04Speaker 02

  I'm recanting, and I'm taking it back, I'm dialing back a little bit.

• 1:07:07Speaker 03

  How about this? How do you guys feel about this? And I don't know why, this feels, not embarrassing, but it's an interesting feeling. When you call a place, and make a reservation, and you show up, and there's no one in there.

• 1:07:22Speaker 03

  Do you tell the person that you made a reservation? Or you just walk in?

• 1:07:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do, because you don't know why there's no one in there. Could it be because they're like expecting like a big party?

• 1:07:32Speaker 03

  What, all right, but like, that would be a wedding.

• 1:07:35Speaker 02

  A big party.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  A big party. But like, I always tell the front because I, I don't wanna get like, the, the only thing that's going through my head is like, I'm gonna tell them that it's, I have a reservation, so that I don't get charged, like you didn't show up.

• 1:07:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  But like, if it's empty,

• 1:07:51Speaker 02

  I'm gonna do it anyways.

• 1:07:52Speaker 03

  Don't you feel like a little silly being like, yeah, why did I make a reservation?

• 1:07:55Speaker 02

  I feel like, I, I hear what you're saying. In that, cuz that's happened to me a ton.

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, me too.

• 1:07:59Speaker 02

  Where I'll just be like, oh, I just made a re- I made a reservation, like, I didn't need to, clearly, but like, I did.

• 1:08:05Speaker 03

  None of this is like outward. It's like, in, in my, I'm like, why did I make?

• 1:08:09Speaker 02

  I've walked into places where there's literally one other table. And it's like, oh, I made a reservation, and they're like, alright, come this way.

• 1:08:15Speaker 03

  Bro, you know what drives me up the wall? When you go into a restaurant and there's not a lot of people sitting down, and they seat you next to people. Put me on the other side of this place.

• 1:08:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:08:29Speaker 03

  Why am I sitting next to people? I also don't like restaurants, and I get why they have to do it. But, as a consumer, I don't like, my table's here, and their table's...

• 1:08:38Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't like that.

• 1:08:39Speaker 03

  And it's like, now I have to like whisper, cuz I'm like, I'm having a conversation, I don't want these people to like, listen to my conversation.

• 1:08:45Speaker 02

  I'm with you, a hundred, ten percent. If you have the space, use it, explore the space a little bit.

• 1:08:49Speaker 03

  Move me around.

• 1:08:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, why do you gotta put me, I, I know, I know that there's probably an answer for this, like, people in the service industry are gonna say like, here is the answer. But I don't like the answer.

• 1:08:58Speaker 03

  Move one of these tables, let's move over, give me like three more inches.

• 1:09:01Speaker 02

  Also, if it's just two people, it needs, whatever, alright.

• 1:09:10Speaker 02

  Whatever the party is that you're going with, the table needs to be plus one. So like if it's just me and you going to dinner, this needs to be a table for at least three people.

• 1:09:22Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 1:09:23Speaker 02

  Because we're ordering food and we're ordering food, so it'll be plate, plate, and then stuff in the middle.

• 1:09:29Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:09:30Speaker 02

  You ca- it can't be a small table. Am I making sense here?

• 1:09:35Speaker 03

  Wait, why do you need there to be an extra?

• 1:09:37Speaker 02

  Cause I order a lot of food.

• 1:09:39Speaker 03

  Oh, you're saying tables aren't big enough to fit all the food?

• 1:09:40Speaker 02

  They're not, no, they're not for me. Cause then we gotta do this weird thing where I'm just like, I pick it up and they put it there and then I need to move this over here and put this down here.

• 1:09:48Speaker 03

  I don't really love that either. Maybe that's why they do it in like, we're gonna bring this out, then bring this out, bring that out. I personally don't care about that.

• 1:09:55Speaker 02

  But like I, for instance, Beck and I went to dinner the other day, uh, and-

• 1:10:00Speaker 03

  Too many plates?

• 1:10:01Speaker 02

  We got two appetizers and we got oysters.

• 1:10:06Speaker 03

  What's that?

• 1:10:06Speaker 02

  Three plates. That's three plates.

• 1:10:08Speaker 03

  What were the other ones?

• 1:10:10Speaker 02

  Uh, uh, wagyu meatball.

• 1:10:13Speaker 03

  Ooh, you slut.

• 1:10:14Speaker 02

  Yeah. And a seared scallops in a, uh, butter corn sauce.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Joey.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  I'm so hungry.

• 1:10:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  I am gonna die.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  And that, you best, and that, by the way, that wagyu meatball?

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Speaker 02

  Sauce and a whipped ricotta on top of it.

• 1:10:34Speaker 03

  I love ricotta.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 1:10:36Speaker 03

  I love that.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  And those oysters, by the way.

• 1:10:38Speaker 03

  Good?

• 1:10:41Speaker 03

  Don't know what that means.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  Incredible. Incredible oysters.

• 1:10:43Speaker 03

  Nice. Okay, so you have three plates out there, then you have your two plates.

• 1:10:46Speaker 02

  Then we have the two plates for us. Like, it's just not a lot of space.

• 1:10:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:51Speaker 04

  That's why the perfect number to go out to dinner with, to me, is an odd number. Cause you always get that extra seat, cause most tables are for four or six.

• 1:10:59Speaker 02

  Really good point.

• 1:11:00Speaker 03

  Sometimes you get lucky. I've gotten lucky and they'll put you in like a corner. Cause if you have the corner, then you could like, you usually get something.

• 1:11:11Speaker 02

  I don't like corner spots.

• 1:11:13Speaker 03

  I like them.

• 1:11:15Speaker 03

  I don't like being in the middle.

• 1:11:16Speaker 02

  You know my dad is one of those people that like has to have his, like facing the door.

• 1:11:23Speaker 03

  For like robbers?

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  I don't know what it's for.

• 1:11:25Speaker 03

  I just said robbers.

• 1:11:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's a stick-up restaurant.

• 1:11:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ryan, what are we doing?

• 1:11:31Speaker 02

  The incredible place to rob, a restaurant.

• 1:11:33Speaker 03

  Yeah. What, he thinks he's Pablo Escobar?

• 1:11:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know, but like anytime we would go out to eat, he'd always be like, "No, no, no, it's my seat." And he'd always want to sit at the back with his back to the wall.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:11:46Speaker 02

  I don't know who my dad thinks he is, or was.

• 1:11:48Speaker 03

  Anyway, I think that's all we have for today. Uh, but, uh, yeah. Like Frank said earlier, uh, if you haven't gotten tickets yet to the Basement Yard show, hit us up. Go to thebasemeyard.com. Uh, tour's starting up soon, so, uh, get tickets if they're available still in your area. I know some of, uh, our first show is in Kansas City, there's some, uh, tickets available there. Uh, so go check that out and go to thebasemeyard.com/submit and keep writing in, uh, for the shows that you're coming to so that we could possibly, you know, maybe get you on stage, talk to you. We have no idea what the hell's going on, but that's all we got. Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:12:28Speaker 03

  And go find him there and you guys can go follow the show at the Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram and we'll see you next time.

• 1:12:33Speaker 02

  On Patreon, did you say that, bitch?