#502 - THE NEW TOUR DATES

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:27Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement.

• 0:34Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement yard, Frank! Son, shut up! Sunglasses Joe is back!

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Yes, clearly, and you've got energy, you've got, you've got power. I've got power, I've got energy, I've got... You've got energy, you've got spunk, you've got something...

• 0:52Speaker 01

  More energy.

• 0:53Speaker 02

  More energy!

• 0:54Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 0:54Speaker 02

  What's that? Yeah, it's some TikTok shit, I don't know.

• 0:56Speaker 01

  What was that song?

• 0:57Speaker 02

  You've got style, you, you got spunk, you, you got something all the girls want.

• 1:02Speaker 01

  I think we listen to different music.

• 1:04Speaker 02

  You got... Oh, fucking Nicki Minaj! You're love, you're love, babe, you're love, you're love.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  She says spunk in that song?

• 1:12Speaker 02

  Maybe. I mean, technically, by definition, you do have spunk.

• 1:17Speaker 01

  What is spunk? Oh, is that sperm?

• 1:19Speaker 02

  I think that's what the...

• 1:20Speaker 01

  Well, no, spunk is like, you have got, like a mojo or something.

• 1:22Speaker 02

  I know, that's what we think, but also like over there, they're calling things something different.

• 1:26Speaker 01

  Oh, in Britain, they're like, spunk is like...

• 1:28Speaker 02

  In Britain, they're just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't need to do that.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  I was just making sure everyone was on the same page.

• 1:32Speaker 02

  That's wankin'.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  Wankin'.

• 1:33Speaker 02

  You know? But yeah, technically, you've got style, you, you've got spunk.

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 1:40Speaker 02

  You've got something everyone wants, apparently.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Which is $40 billion in the bank.

• 1:45Speaker 01

  Right, I wish.

• 1:47Speaker 02

  Oh, no, no, Joey didn't wish. I wouldn't want that much money. I wouldn't want that much money because then, because then, what, you're aimless! There is, there is nothing you're gonna be able to do. All the people around you immediately view you as just a piggy bank. We got it, Joe. I've listened.

• 2:05Speaker 01

  I hope that you have, I hope that you have it, and then, and then, and then you'll see.

• 2:08Speaker 02

  You know what?

• 2:09Speaker 01

  And then, and then, and then, and then.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  For both of us, I also hope I have forty billion dollars.

• 2:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:13Speaker 02

  And if I get forty billion dollars, you'll get some money too. How about that?

• 2:16Speaker 01

  I'd love that.

• 2:17Speaker 02

  He's gonna dangle it. He'd be like, "Ant, eat this roach." I don't need to do that. Anytime we talk with him, he's just like, "Oh, you think you can eat forty thousand Smarties?" I'm like, "Ant, what's wrong with you?" He's got all these questions. "Do you think you can drink four gallons of mayonnaise water?" And it's like, "Why do you need to..."

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Ew, dude.

• 2:34Speaker 02

  You guys love doing shit that's just gonna make you throw up.

• 2:38Speaker 01

  I'm sorry. You know what I love?

• 2:44Speaker 02

  Doing live shows and we're going back on the road!

• 2:47Speaker 01

  I was terrified.

• 2:49Speaker 02

  We're going back on the road, baby!

• 2:51Speaker 01

  I didn't know where you were going with that. I was a little scared. Well, I didn't want to bury, you know, too far into the episode. We gotta talk about this shit. We're doing shows.

• 3:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're doing shows.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. I'll be honest with you. You surprised me with that. Kinda caught me off guard. I'm a little, I'm a little flustered. My spunk has left my body.

• 3:08Speaker 01

  Well, well, you better go and get it. And go grab it and put it back in your pee hole.

• 3:13Speaker 02

  What's up, ladies and gentlemen? Today, we're talking about the dates.

• 3:16Speaker 01

  Immediately demonetized.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  Shove your spunk back in your hole, dude.

• 3:21Speaker 02

  See, did you need to do that, Joey?

• 3:23Speaker 01

  Just put it in a...

• 3:24Speaker 02

  This is what Glasses Joe does. He comes out hot.

• 3:27Speaker 01

  Yo, you know what's crazy?

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 3:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. I don't know what it is about sunglasses. Do you have that?

• 3:32Speaker 02

  I don't think so. I think I'm just a normal person that wears sunglasses when I wear them.

• 3:36Speaker 01

  But you don't have something that like, once you, like, once you started wearing a pinky ring, did you start walking a little more like...

• 3:41Speaker 02

  I did start using my hands differently.

• 3:43Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 3:44Speaker 02

  You know, like, I found myself just naturally just doing this more, you know?

• 3:48Speaker 01

  Like, you wanna be like, "Yo, don't..." Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Just like, you know, and just like, I found myself scratching my face differently. That's a weird thing, but like, normally I'd be like... But now I'm like...

• 3:59Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, so that looks very similar. I don't know if it's the sunglasses.

• 4:02Speaker 02

  Like, I will scratch, I'll be like-

• 4:03Speaker 01

  You're using your pinky a lot more.

• 4:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, like I just use my pinky more. Definitely eat sandwiches differently. We've talked about this quite a ton.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're like-

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, you- I eat sandwiches like a-

• 4:13Speaker 01

  Like two dogs.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  Like two, like two shadow puppet dogs, yeah. And I'm just like-

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Enough about your sandwiches. Guys, we're going back on the road. Uh, tickets, tickets. By the way, the tickets- Pre-sale starts tomorrow.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  Whoa!

• 4:27Speaker 01

  If you're watching this. Not if you're watching on a page.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 4:30Speaker 01

  Oh, god! May 13th, pre- I mean, you know I can't read all the way over there.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's right. And now with those glasses-

• 4:36Speaker 01

  They're polarized, whatever that means.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Oh, there's Polaroids in them?

• 4:39Speaker 01

  Uh, that's what they're taking for pictures.

• 4:41Speaker 02

  They're taking pictures too. Okay, no, that-

• 4:43Speaker 01

  There's Polaroid sunglasses!

• 4:44Speaker 02

  That means they react differently to sunlight. I understand that. Because-

• 4:48Speaker 01

  I think they must.

• 4:48Speaker 02

  Because my employer got us vision insurance, and I'm very appreciative of that.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Boom! Boom!

• 4:56Speaker 02

  Uh, but-

• 4:58Speaker 01

  You're fucking-

• 4:58Speaker 02

  He giggles, yeah. He's no longer giggles, now he's big deep laugh boy.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Ah!

• 5:02Speaker 02

  Ah!

• 5:02Speaker 01

  Ah!

• 5:03Speaker 02

  Ah!

• 5:03Speaker 01

  Okay, okay, okay.

• 5:05Speaker 02

  We need to stop being mean to Ant, Joey.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, yo, the comments, they were so on your side, it's crazy.

• 5:11Speaker 02

  I don't know what, like, they think that, like-

• 5:13Speaker 01

  I made a comment in passing-

• 5:14Speaker 02

  We're like abusive people.

• 5:15Speaker 01

  No, no, no, not that. I was, I was saying like, there were, I did see like, it was like one or two comments that were like, "I don't really like the addition of Ant." And I said it in passing on an episode, or you said it or something? And then everyone came to your defense like, "I love Ant!" And I was like, "Alright, love is crazy."

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Sounds like-

• 5:29Speaker 01

  No, I love-

• 5:30Speaker 02

  No, no, I love them too. It sounds like it's a plant. You know, Ant just decided to go on his Footube account, and like- You know how they say Finsta is fake Instagram?

• 5:40Speaker 01

  Oh my god, well, you're fired, I think, after that. Footube?

• 5:44Speaker 02

  Footube?

• 5:45Speaker 01

  Footube?

• 5:45Speaker 02

  His Footube account, or his Finsta, or his Fitter-

• 5:48Speaker 01

  I don't think-

• 5:49Speaker 02

  Or his Fex, whatever, uh, oh, X, because it's no longer Twitter.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  Oh. Well, I appreciate it.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  Well, Jesus. Did you hear the rumor? I know that you gotta get to that.

• 6:00Speaker 01

  We're not, are we?

• 6:01Speaker 02

  That apparently he named it that because he wanted to, his jump to be the logo. You know how he-

• 6:07Speaker 01

  What jump?

• 6:07Speaker 02

  You know how Elon Musk jumps like a fucking-

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Like a telly tubby?

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Like a knickknack?

• 6:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:12Speaker 02

  Remember those toys from the early 2000s?

• 6:14Speaker 01

  I actually don't, but I feel like you're right.

• 6:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

• 6:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  He like, did that so like, his body jumping could look like-

• 6:23Speaker 01

  Dude, I don't know.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Dude, did I ever tell you?

• 6:25Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 6:27Speaker 02

  With bated breath watching this.

• 6:29Speaker 01

  So, do you remember how like, I'll think of something or I'll have a dream in the middle of the night and then I'll write it down in my notes app?

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  I wrote down this thing, and I don't know what time I wrote it, but it was like a middle of the night type of thing.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 6:44Speaker 01

  And I wrote newborn babies look like if you successfully shoved Elon Musk into a water bottle.

• 6:51Speaker 01

  Come on, Joey.

• 6:53Speaker 02

  Come on, dude. You can't, you can't spring that on me and then expect to move off that.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  That's what I said. I will be honest with you, right? So, I went a lot of my life seeing newborn babies and being like, let's give it a second before we, with the cute comments, you know, because like they just got out here, let's give them a second to adapt.

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, let them adjust.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  They're a little purple, they're a little smushed, misshapen type of things.

• 7:16Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  Give it to a.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Oh, I get it.

• 7:18Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 7:19Speaker 02

  I completely get it.

• 7:20Speaker 01

  But, like, Greg's newborn and our friend Aleni, both beautiful newborns.

• 7:26Speaker 02

  I texted Greg that exact thing.

• 7:28Speaker 01

  I was like, this is a good looking baby.

• 7:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's exactly what I said. Oh. I didn't get those pictures, that's not fair, I didn't get those.

• 7:35Speaker 01

  Just wanna.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Well, I'm not.

• 7:38Speaker 01

  Just wanna look around.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  Wait, hold on, timeout. You don't get to have that reaction because you're going, oh, I know what you mean, oh, I know.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, how about you, my fucking newborn daughters were.

• 7:48Speaker 02

  But that's what I'm saying, you're saying, oh, I know, when I'm talking about newborns not looking good.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  No, most newborns look like aliens. I agree. Greg's newborn, I haven't seen Aleni's, I, I, I fucking, oh, what about my daughters, bitch? They're beautiful children.

• 8:01Speaker 02

  Go back.

• 8:02Speaker 01

  To what?

• 8:03Speaker 02

  When they were newborns.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  I actually don't remember.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  If I show you right now, will you give them your beautiful fucking, because I'm pissed now, now you got me worked up, give me the glasses, bitch.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 8:12Speaker 02

  Were they beautiful newborns?

• 8:13Speaker 01

  I don't remember, I don't know what they looked like. I can tell you this, I can tell you that my own nieces and nephews, I've seen some pictures, and I was like, phew.

• 8:21Speaker 02

  You know I'm pulling-

• 8:22Speaker 01

  We're gonna have to let this breathe a little bit.

• 8:23Speaker 02

  You know I'm pulling pictures out because I'm furious now. Now you got me, now you got me-

• 8:27Speaker 01

  I can't give a compliment without you needing compliments, what is this?

• 8:30Speaker 02

  When you're specifically complimenting other people's newborns, I would hope that you feel similar if not the same-

• 8:36Speaker 01

  I have a-

• 8:36Speaker 02

  About my newborn daughters.

• 8:38Speaker 01

  The baby was born three years ago.

• 8:39Speaker 02

  Look at that, that's Maeve.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Let me see that.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  You know where you are.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  I can't see.

• 8:44Speaker 02

  Yes you can-

• 8:45Speaker 01

  It's polarized, I'm polarized!

• 8:46Speaker 02

  Take your fucking glasses off.

• 8:49Speaker 01

  That's a beautiful baby.

• 8:50Speaker 02

  Thank you so much. One more bitch, now we're doing this.

• 8:53Speaker 01

  I'll-

• 8:53Speaker 02

  I'm itchy, I don't know why my back is itchy.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  I'm gonna do this, now, now-

• 8:59Speaker 01

  It's gonna be a while. Yeah, it's gonna, yeah.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  It's not gonna be a while, I don't post enough that I can be like, "Oh no, where is everything?"

• 9:04Speaker 01

  Really? Cause it looks like you're swiping the hell out of the thing over there.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  Ruby.

• 9:10Speaker 01

  I like Maeve better, but that's a beautiful baby.

• 9:12Speaker 02

  This is crazy, this is crazy, they were both equally beautiful.

• 9:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, but you have to say that.

• 9:17Speaker 02

  I'm infuriated right now, no I don't, that's the thing that's secret. Is that they don't tell you. Is that you feel this chemical thing that like, no matter what your kids look like, they're beautiful.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  I believe that, yeah.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  I'm on the edge-

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Why?

• 9:31Speaker 02

  Of fucking pure rage right now.

• 9:34Speaker 01

  For what? What are you talking about?

• 9:36Speaker 02

  I don't know, but I'm there.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  What are you doing?

• 9:39Speaker 02

  I don't know what I'm, what I'm about to be enraged about.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  First of all, I was making a joke that newborn babies look weird, you agree with me?

• 9:44Speaker 02

  I agree, I agree, but not mine.

• 9:46Speaker 01

  Okay. You can have that opinion, that's fine.

• 9:50Speaker 02

  You just said it, if you don't have that same opinion, I'm gonna throw something.

• 9:54Speaker 01

  Where are you throwing it?

• 9:55Speaker 02

  At you.

• 9:56Speaker 01

  What are you throwing? Wait, if I what? I gotta think you're-

• 9:59Speaker 02

  Tell me my newborn daughters were just as beautiful.

• 10:01Speaker 01

  They're beautiful babies, yes.

• 10:04Speaker 02

  You heard the babies part, right? You saw the asterisk that he put on it.

• 10:08Speaker 01

  What, are they not babies when they're born?

• 10:11Speaker 02

  We're gonna move on, because I'm-

• 10:12Speaker 01

  No one said your babies were ugly!

• 10:14Speaker 02

  I'm starting to get, I'm starting to get worked up.

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Okay, I'm gonna make jokes now, it's crazy.

• 10:20Speaker 02

  No, no, no! No, no, yes.

• 10:24Speaker 01

  You get it. Yeah. I'm echoing what you're saying now.

• 10:29Speaker 01

  You have beautiful daughters and a son who's also beautiful. Can I say that?

• 10:32Speaker 02

  I can't, I mean.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  Handsome?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 10:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. Now I just feel like a grandma with the handsome. Anyway, can we get to the reason why we're here? I feel like we've blueballed you guys enough, but uh, we, oh, there we go. Okay. I thought I deleted everything.

• 10:47Speaker 01

  Listen, we're going back on the road. Tickets are on pre-sale tomorrow with the Code Basement at thebasemyard.com as always. Okay. So May 13th, pre-sale, uh, will start, I believe at 10 a.m. But didn't ask that question. Let me type that to Greg real quick. Uh, 10 a.m. Pre-sale starts? Question mark. We're gonna get to the end of that.

• 11:12Speaker 02

  Also is that 10 a.m. our time or 10 a.m. local time?

• 11:14Speaker 01

  That's a great question too. I have no fucking idea.

• 11:17Speaker 02

  We need to figure that out.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  Um, so let's go over some dates here. Okay. We're opening up this tour. St. Louis, okay. June 28th, we will be in St. Louis, Missouri. Never been there. You been there?

• 11:30Speaker 02

  If, chances are if you have not been, I have not been.

• 11:33Speaker 01

  You been to Missouri?

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  First time for everybody. Never been there. I don't even think Greg's been there. Greg the old, I've been there.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  By the way, oh yeah, Greg been there, ate that, been there, seen that? By the way, while we were in Europe, there was a legitimate series of conversations between you, Zach and Greg, like in competition with each other about like who's been to the more places.

• 11:54Speaker 01

  Oh, I've been to the least out of them.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  I know, but like, it was like so interesting to sit there and like, listen to that because anything you said Zach was like, yeah, I've been there.

• 12:03Speaker 01

  Zach's been to like 20 countries.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  Wow. They dragged me into that at dinner.

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:08Speaker 01

  Anyway, yeah, cause you were like, oh no, 12, and then you counted and it was like six.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  Well, he's gone to Aruba 55 times, so.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  This guy was counting everything at Epcot.

• 12:21Speaker 01

  I went to Morocco in Florida.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, so I had a drink over in Mexico and then we went over to Finland. Is that there?

• 12:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Okay, so St. Louis, June 28th. We will be in St. Louis. Kansas City, we had a date lined up and then I think the venue exploded, something like that. The HVAC doesn't work, god knows what, but we're trying to figure out a date then. Most likely it will be June 27th. But by the time you see this, the website will be updated. So even right now, as you're listening to this, you can go to thebasementyard.com, you will see the dates there. But Kansas City, we will be there. San Diego, okay, July 10th. And 11th, we will be in San Diego. That's in California.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 13:02Speaker 01

  Correct. And then on the 12th, we will be in San Francisco. Francisco...

• 13:10Speaker 02

  It's a fun word to say.

• 13:11Speaker 01

  It is a fun word to say. Then we will be in Atlantic City, in New Jersey. Frank's backyard, legitimately.

• 13:17Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, I live a little whiles away from there.

• 13:20Speaker 01

  Frank's backyard is Atlantic City. And that will be on July 28th. Then we're going to Minneapolis. Never been there. Been there? No been there, been there?

• 13:29Speaker 02

  I connected.

• 13:30Speaker 01

  About to go.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  I was gonna, oh yeah, that's right, you're about to go. I connected, I had a flight connection there.

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Keep her warm for us, because we're gonna be there on July 24th. And then Milwaukee on July 25th.

• 13:42Speaker 02

  Mmm.

• 13:42Speaker 01

  Okay?

• 13:43Speaker 02

  The reason you wanted to go there is because they call it the cream city, and Joey's so into that.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Love the cream city. Not only that, but then on July 26th, we are gonna get some hot dogs in Chicago.

• 13:56Speaker 02

  Chicago!

• 13:57Speaker 01

  Coming back to Chicago. Then, we're going back to Toronto.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:03Speaker 01

  Okay, August 6th.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  August 6th, we'll be back in Toronto. Detroit? Detroit what? We're going back to Detroit.

• 14:13Speaker 02

  You gotta be real careful.

• 14:15Speaker 01

  August 9th, okay, we're going back to Detroit. Then, we're going to Phoenix, August 28th. Guess how hot it'll be?

• 14:24Speaker 02

  Phoenix.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  That's not a degree.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  That's how you spell it.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, it does.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  That's how I remember it.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  It's gonna be 115 horse degrees out there.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  Horse degrees? What's a horse degree?

• 14:36Speaker 01

  I don't even know.

• 14:37Speaker 02

  Is it like, you know, plus seven or whatever they do for like dog years?

• 14:40Speaker 01

  Why do they measure horses and hands? So dumb. Use a, use a, use a ruler.

• 14:43Speaker 02

  Really? And they're like, it's five hands. Whose hands?

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Who is this? Uh, but yeah, we're gonna be in Phoenix, August 28th. Labor Day weekend. We're gonna be in Vegas. Vegas. Okay? We're gonna be there. Uh, unsure of the date, but it'll be, you know, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, somewhere around there. Still figuring that out. But Labor Day weekend, we'll be in Vegas. Uh, then Columbus, Ohio. Ohio.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  We are gonna be there, September 18th. Pittsburgh, September 20th.

• 15:14Speaker 02

  We gotta, we have a round three for Pittsburgh.

• 15:17Speaker 01

  Round three for Pittsburgh. Hopefully we can like go to a game. I don't know if they're there or not.

• 15:20Speaker 02

  Regardless of what's going on, like Pittsburgh, first time I went, amazing. Second time, not so hot. This is gonna be the tiebreaker. This is the rubber, this is the rubber game.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  The rubber match. Uh, September 27th, Philadelphia. We're coming back. Alright, we're coming back to Philly. Then, uh, South Florida, October 16th. We'll be there, okay? We're gonna go to the Hard Rock. Then, uh, Orlando, October 17th. Tampa, October 19th. Then we're going back to DC, October 23rd. We're going to Boston on November 6th. And then, we're ending the tour once again in New York City on November 13th. Okay, so we got a bunch of shows now, uh, for the rest of the year and, uh...

• 16:12Speaker 02

  It's crazy because this is the year 2025, so 25, and 11 plus 13 is 24, and we are one show. So you think about that, the numbers line up perfectly.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  I'm gonna get a nosebleed trying to figure that out. 12pm Eastern for all venues, okay? Pre-sale and general on-sale. Like I said, pre-sale, May 13th with the code basement at thebasementyard.com. General sale, which means you don't need a code, uh, thebasementyard.com on May 16th, okay?

• 16:40Speaker 01

  And, and, listen.

• 16:42Speaker 02

  And.

• 16:44Speaker 01

  For the people whose first response is, "Oh my god, no Delaware show?" Listen, guys, there's more that goes in behind the scenes than, than you think so. Let's have a party. Let's have a fun time. Also, I mean, things get added along the way. Things get added along the way. We don't know what's gonna happen. We have no idea, so whatever. But, these are the shows that we have right here. I'll be honest with you, I don't know about things being added along the way.

• 17:10Speaker 01

  There's not much time.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  Joey's like, "Things are added." I'm just like, "Ah."

• 17:14Speaker 01

  I'm looking at it, I'm like, "There's not any days."

• 17:16Speaker 02

  Well, it's the polar, it's the polar bearization.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  That's what it is.

• 17:19Speaker 02

  That's what it's gotta be.

• 17:20Speaker 01

  That's what it is.

• 17:21Speaker 02

  It's the polar bears. Of these cities.

• 17:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Any that you're really excited about? I've heard a lot about barbecue in St. Louis and in Kansas City.

• 17:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:31Speaker 02

  What do they call tho- what of those is called something?

• 17:34Speaker 01

  Missouri.

• 17:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:37Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  But like, there's some bar- I hear that they, they, I. Set, hut, ping! I've heard they've had good food over there, and, uh.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I'm excited. Get a rib?

• 17:48Speaker 02

  Oh, fuck, don't, don't fucking, don't. You know how I feel about ribs.

• 17:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, you do.

• 17:53Speaker 02

  You know how I feel about ribs.

• 17:54Speaker 01

  You like to get them all over your hands and face while you're eating, don't you?

• 17:57Speaker 02

  One of the best, like, what are we eating? And then the, just the execution is just stellar.

• 18:03Speaker 01

  You, you remember how we just talked about how you want, we wanna be filthy? Ribs is when you're disgusted.

• 18:08Speaker 02

  Oh, a good, and I'm talk- and like, listen, I understand a dry rub, I get it. If you present a dry rub option to me, I'm presenting an AK-47 to your skull. I want this thing to be the stickiest, drippiest, filthy, fucking soaking wet.

• 18:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  I spit everywhere.

• 18:34Speaker 01

  I wanna cut it open and then I wanna squeeze it and have it piss on me, dude.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  Dude, when people cut brisket or burgers and then they do that thing where they flip it on top of each other and they go like this and then that thing is just fucking urinating all over my fucking aluminum foil?

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Full diaper.

• 18:52Speaker 02

  Oh my god, I want a diaper, I want a diaper of brisket, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Overnight diaper, so like they have extra moisture absorption. You know what I'm saying?

• 19:03Speaker 01

  Into the specifics, he's a dad.

• 19:05Speaker 02

  Pull-ups too, so you, it does the work.

• 19:07Speaker 01

  With the blowout cover.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  With the blowout cover. You need that blow up protection barrier, okay? I want, let's, oh, hear me out.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  You just sucked in all the air.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  What if we have a barbecue joint? We open a restaurant, it's a barbecue joint, but it's all themed after like diapers.

• 19:34Speaker 02

  So like, it'll be like a curry brisket or curry flavored ribs and it's in a diaper.

• 19:50Speaker 01

  You wanna serve?

• 19:51Speaker 02

  And, hold on, hold on, and then like you get nachos and it's in a diaper.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 19:57Speaker 02

  Or like a kid's toilet.

• 20:03Speaker 01

  Wait, oh, you wanna serve nachos in a potty?

• 20:10Speaker 02

  For some reason.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  Right.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  The idea up here. Was stellar, one of the best.

• 20:17Speaker 01

  As it came out of your mouth though.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  As it made its way through my neurological pathways.

• 20:21Speaker 01

  I don't think that it went that far.

• 20:23Speaker 02

  I think, I think, coming this way, it didn't hit as well as I thought it was going to.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  I also think that.

• 20:31Speaker 02

  But like, I'm just talking about just like a filthy.

• 20:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:35Speaker 02

  You know, like, the messier you get, the less on your bill. You know what I'm saying?

• 20:39Speaker 01

  I kinda like that.

• 20:40Speaker 02

  Like, you, if you walk out of there just like a filthy disgusting bitch.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  You pay less. Like, the cleaner you are, they give you a surcharge.

• 20:50Speaker 01

  I saw something on the internet the other day. Hold on, before I get into that, just to reiterate, we're gonna do this multiple times, there's, May 13th, which is tomorrow if you're watching this on YouTube, pre-sale starts at noon, I almost called it midnight, at noon, 12pm Eastern.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Eastern.

• 21:06Speaker 01

  For everything.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  Look, set your phone, you set your phone to New York time, baby.

• 21:10Speaker 01

  Eastern.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  Wherever you shall be upon this rock that we call Earth.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  TheBasementYard.com, the pre-sale code is basement, be ready. This is a brand-new show, okay, it's not the same show that you saw once before, it's a brand-new show. It is going to be so much fun. We are very excited, and, just to go over the cities again, St. Louis, Kansas City, San Diego, San Francisco, Atlantic City, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Chicago, Toronto, Detroit, Phoenix, Vegas, Columbus, Pittsburgh, Philly, South Florida, Orlando, Tampa, DC, Boston, and of course, New York.

• 21:44Speaker 02

  And if you for some reason, forget that the pre-sale code is basement, just remember that it's where Joey first saw pictures of wieners. That's a pretty easy way to remember that.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Why are you saying that?

• 21:56Speaker 02

  Just, if people need help.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Well, you're-

• 21:58Speaker 02

  If people, if people for some reason are like, "What is the code?", and then they just remember that the first time that you saw a picture of a wiener, whether it had been flaccid, fully erect, whatever, it was in your basement.

• 22:12Speaker 01

  Why do you, why, but why, what, I don't even-

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Just in case they need help remembering.

• 22:16Speaker 01

  But I don't know if that's true.

• 22:18Speaker 02

  That they won't remember? I think their chances are-

• 22:20Speaker 01

  No, that was the first time that I saw a wiener.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  So where was it, in your bathroom?

• 22:24Speaker 01

  I have a brother, I saw his wiener.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Insane response. Was it in the basement, though?

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Probably not. Probably peeing. Probably peeing in the ba- we took baths together.

• 22:34Speaker 02

  Okay, listen, Joey. Chances are, the first time you saw a penis was in your basement. I think there's some way-

• 22:40Speaker 01

  You don't get to say that.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  I think, I think it's, it's a room in your house. I think it's fair that the people, if they for some reason forget, they have that to fall back on.

• 22:49Speaker 01

  You guys could fall back on the name of the show. The name is the basement.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  Sure, that can help.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  And also, all the codes are basement.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Sure, that can help. That can help, too.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  You making up a scenario about me seeing-

• 22:58Speaker 02

  I'm not making anything up. I'm suggesting, uh, uh, some form of, uh, a student, like, some, some way for the people to have a better understanding and help them remember.

• 23:07Speaker 01

  Making up, is what-

• 23:09Speaker 02

  I'm not making it up, I'm suggesting.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  Making up. Um, but yeah. May 13th, pre-sale, basement. I was gonna say something, and now I forgot. I shouldn't have done that.

• 23:19Speaker 02

  I shouldn't-

• 23:19Speaker 01

  But we have to sell tickets.

• 23:21Speaker 02

  I think, uh, oh, do we go to that, like, uh, do we go to a barbecue restaurant where it's just like, they just have, like, uh, fucking dragon ribs or something?

• 23:35Speaker 01

  What the hell are you talking about?

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Like, I'm talking like a table of ribs. I wanna go to a restaurant that, my favorite restaurants, don't have tablecloths on them, and you know what the fuck I mean. You know what I mean. And like, they don't serve your food on plates. They put it on paper, or they just give you a metal tray.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 23:56Speaker 02

  You know?

• 23:57Speaker 01

  I mean, I've only been to a couple places. Like, usually barbecue does that.

• 24:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:02Speaker 02

  So I think it's, uh, so I probably should've just said barbecue might be my favorite restaurant.

• 24:06Speaker 01

  You know what I wanna do? I wanna go to one of those restaurants where they call you a bitch.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  No, dude.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  You know, like, you show up and they're like, "What?"

• 24:14Speaker 02

  Dick's Last Resort?

• 24:15Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 24:16Speaker 02

  I think that's what the pla- the one that would, like, put a hat on you and it says, like, uh, fucking-

• 24:21Speaker 01

  Pussy?

• 24:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, loves to fucking eat marbles or some shit.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Oh, I've got-

• 24:27Speaker 02

  That being the example that you had is so funny. Have you ever been to one? No, I walked by one a ton when we like used to go to Vegas when we were younger. Yeah. And I like, it was ba- it's like Hooters. It's like the gimmick is just like, oh boy, what are they gonna say? I- Wait, didn't you accidentally go to one of these places? When we were in, uh, Ireland? Oh, no. Didn't the guy was like, you ordered tea and the guy's like, that's gay? Yes. But he did it two days in a row. But no, the second day I went, he wasn't there and I said, what happened to him? And they said like, they're filming a movie across the street and they told him to leave.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  They were filming- I thought he called you gay two days in a row. No, the first day. The second day, someone else there called me gay. It was- This is why I'm saying it might be a sh- No, no, no. It wasn't like, maybe it was the gimmick, but like, it was a little hole in the wall spot in Dublin. That was like- It was like dicks all over the wall or something? There was dicks everywhere, brother. See, this must be one of those places. But, no, it wasn't a chain. It was just like, I looked up like local, I like Googled like best English, uh, not English, best Irish breakfast in Dublin. And it was like, one of the first places that popped up. So I like looked at it and I was like, oh shit, this is right near where we were staying. So I was like, I'll just walk there. And it was covered in penis?

• 25:49Speaker 02

  No, so outside, I walk up and it's just an old grumpy Irishman. Nice. And I'm not gonna do the impression because I haven't got my Irish impression down yet. Yeah. But like, he's just like, are you American? I'm like, yeah. He goes, oh fuck, fuck you. Did he really? Yeah. And I'm like- This is great. And he's like, alright, how many? I was like, oh, just me. He's like, you're dining alone? And you're an American? You're a piece of shit. Like, he was going off, dude. Bro, going off on me. I'm surprised you, out of all people, sat down there. I feel like you'd be like, bro, I was by myself and I was hungry and I was in a good mood. Okay. So I sat down at the bar by myself and he's like, alright, what can I get you? An Irish coffee?

• 26:32Speaker 02

  And bro, they had a giant thing on the wall, a ju- like, a Magnum, triple, quadruple Magnum bottle of Jameson. With like a spout underneath it. And he's like, you want an Irish coffee? I was like, no, I'll take a tea. And he goes, you want a tea? I'm like, yeah. And he goes, that's so fucking gay. God damn, bro. I'm just like.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  What? It's tea. Was everything else normal? The food was normal, the atmosphere was normal, besides the Penises. Abundance of cocks everywhere. What is with that? I, yo, I don't know. Were they actual, or they just looked like penises? No, they were like, meant to look like penises. Got it. And I was just like, this, I, I don't know if it was like a restaurant gimmick, or if it was just this old man at the door. Right. And he was just, he'd go from table to table. Was he calling other people gay? Yeah, hell yeah, everyone in there was gay. What? Yeah, dude. Why did they kick this guy out? I, I, so they legit, I'm not kidding, they said they were filming a movie across the street, and they had to They told them, like, you need to not be here today for the filming of this movie. Wow.

• 27:40Speaker 02

  I don't know if that meant he was like, a fucking problem. Yeah. Chances are, he was. Sounds like it. But, yeah, dude, and, and like, the food was great, it was good, the potential, but it was also like, you know like that level of like, that age of men, where they're like, they call everything gay, but then they act super gay with their buddies? Okay. You know what I'm talking about? Like, they were the ones that were like, in the showers at football practice, and they were like, grabbing each other's balls and stuff like that.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  You've never heard that? Like, he was doing that, where he was saying, like, joking around. Yeah, like, oh, we're buddies, we're gay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's just like, well, I'll fucking kiss ya right now. Yeah, yeah. You know, like, something like that. But he said you were gay, and he said it like- I was very confused, because like, a part of me was just like- Did you look at your receipt? Was there like a slur charge or anything like that? I just realized how good of a joke that was, because it sounds like surcharge. Yeah, that was incredible. Wow. Yeah. In retrospect. Yeah, just say that. Edit that, make it seem like I- Back pocket, back pocket. Hey, Josh? Oh, you're not even gonna say anything, he gets it, he knows, he was, he's watching. Uh, but, yeah, dude, I was- It's crazy. But I've never been to one of those where they like verbally berate you. I think that would be funny, but I'd probably get my feelings hurt. Here's the thing.

• 29:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. And you know me.

• 29:05Speaker 02

  I would be

• 29:08Speaker 02

  very good at that, so like, I probably shouldn't go to one of those places because it would just be a verbal spat.

• 29:15Speaker 01

  I would be nervous about going to a place like that with you because I feel like, for the most part, it would be fine. But I think if, in a, in a certain mood, or a certain thing that someone said, and once Frank starts going like, "Oh, okay, alright", then I'm gonna be like, "We gotta leave now." Because this is gonna turn to Frank being like, "Alright, I've had enough of this thing!" And like, I was like, "Okay, okay", I'm like, "Oh, fuck."

• 29:41Speaker 02

  If I, if like, hindsight, moving back in time, if I could have picked my first ever job, and I knew that place existed,

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Right.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  I should have taken that job.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  What was your, oh, construction, your first job?

• 29:54Speaker 02

  No, no, no, I was a groundskeeper at Elm Jack.

• 29:56Speaker 01

  That's right, you did tell me.

• 29:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then like, a couple of years later, I worked at like, a medical, like a sports therapy place, just like, filing paperwork.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Basically, I would show up, and we'd be out the night before until like, 4am, and I'd show up in scrubs.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  Would you wear a...

• 30:12Speaker 02

  Scrubs, yeah.

• 30:12Speaker 01

  I would love a pair of scrubs.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  I think that scrubs are so cool. Such an underrated part of that world.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  When dudes are walking around the city, that are like, nurses, or doctors, or whatever, and they have scrubs on, I'm like,

• 30:24Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 30:25Speaker 01

  This is, this is cool.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 30:27Speaker 01

  What?

• 30:28Speaker 02

  I don't like that.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  I think that's awesome.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  You should, let me tell them how to do their thing.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, go ahead.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Scrubs should be, because in my mind, the reason they're doing that is, one, it appears like it's a medical thing, you know what I mean? Like, it, it's only used in that, in that, uh, field. So like, the idea to me is that it should appear to be like, it's sterile, and like, they're only wearing it within the confines of where they are. Bro, if, uh, it's like seeing your teacher during the day. If I'm out, and I see someone in scrubs, I am immediately take, it's like seeing like, Mickey Mouse take his fucking helmet off. You know, and I'm just like, you're a fucking-

• 31:04Speaker 01

  You see your teacher at the movies, and you're like, "You're not allowed to watch."

• 31:06Speaker 02

  Yes!

• 31:07Speaker 01

  What the hell?

• 31:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, yeah, I don't like it.

• 31:10Speaker 01

  Alright, I mean, I get what you're saying, cause like, maybe you're like, dude, the scrubs that you're wearing in the surgery, you're like, walking through Central Park with those on?

• 31:18Speaker 02

  I imagine that they can't do that, yeah. I imagine that like, they have to wear special gear.

• 31:22Speaker 01

  Maybe it's just after work, it's like, "Oh, I'm off my shift, I'm gonna walk to the bar, get a beer with some scrubs on."

• 31:27Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this-

• 31:28Speaker 01

  Single guy with scrubs in the city, forget about it.

• 31:31Speaker 02

  Probably. I'll tell you this- The rolling out of bed and throwing scrubs on and going to work is phenomenal.

• 31:40Speaker 01

  Don't even have to think about the outfit.

• 31:41Speaker 02

  Not even think about the outfit, but like, it's comfortable.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  I mean, you should wear like an undershirt under the top because the top just looks like it's like a, like a, like a small hockey jersey, you know?

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Right.

• 31:53Speaker 02

  But, you know what I like wearing? You know when you got...

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• 32:27Speaker 01

  They get a, an x-ray and you gotta wear that big jacket?

• 32:31Speaker 02

  Do you like, do you like weighted blankets?

• 32:33Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, but I don't like owning it because like, I can't fold it.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  You can't fold a weighted blanket?

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Bro, I mean, unless you have the strength of 10 men.

• 32:42Speaker 02

  What do you mean? It's the same amount of weight, it's just...

• 32:45Speaker 01

  As a blanket? Wrong.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  No, no, no. It's not like folding it makes it a heavier blanket.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  No, it's just like annoying, like, it's hard to fold things.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  Really? I've never had a weighted blanket, so I can't confirm.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  And like laying with it is great. Like it helps you like sleep and not move and shit. But then, when I'm up and I wake up, it's like...

• 33:04Speaker 02

  Here's, here's the thing. I am going, if I'm gonna get a weighted blanket, I'm getting the heaviest weighted blanket I could find. I'm not doing like a, a 10 pound for like, a little bit of a hug. I want like a 75 pound weighted blanket. Because I, like if I'm gonna feel, bro, I'm a bigger dude, you know what I'm saying? Like I'm massive, I'm so big.

• 33:28Speaker 01

  You don't need that much to like get a job done.

• 33:31Speaker 02

  They also, what job?

• 33:33Speaker 01

  The job of holding you down in bed.

• 33:35Speaker 02

  I don't know if I want to be held down.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Well, that's what the blankets do.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  No, it's meant to just feel like someone is holding you. Not holding you down, dude. I don't want to be like fucking.

• 33:43Speaker 01

  Bro, you get a 75 thing that you, you, you fucking, you're down.

• 33:47Speaker 02

  Well, it's also, they say that you need to be very careful with kids in the house. Having weighted blankets because like.

• 33:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:53Speaker 02

  You, that could be.

• 33:55Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 33:55Speaker 02

  A nightmare.

• 33:56Speaker 01

  Also, like, if you pick this thing up and you drop it on a child. Dead ker splat.

• 34:01Speaker 02

  Well, bro, if you drop anything 75 pounds on anyone.

• 34:05Speaker 01

  Well, they're not 75 pounds. I think the one I had was like 10.

• 34:07Speaker 02

  Well, no, I've seen, they have ones that go up to like. 50, 60, 70.

• 34:12Speaker 01

  Who are those for?

• 34:13Speaker 02

  I'm telling you, you can look that up. They're, but they're expensive too. They're like a couple hundred bucks.

• 34:17Speaker 01

  60 pounds is insane.

• 34:19Speaker 02

  Why?

• 34:21Speaker 01

  Not necessary. And also like, where do you put that?

• 34:25Speaker 02

  You know.

• 34:25Speaker 01

  How do you make your bed? It's 60 pounds.

• 34:27Speaker 02

  You know what's funny is. A couple of years ago, I got. Becca. A. Quadruple X, like. The biggest blanket that you can imagine from this company. Because Becca, you know, we, we, when we do like, when we like lay around and watch stuff, we like being cozy cuddly. You understand.

• 34:43Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 02

  You know, you're a big cozy cuddly guy. And it was like. A 10 foot by 10 foot blanket or like 12 feet by 12 feet.

• 34:51Speaker 01

  Oh, so you're all fucking tucked in a cocoon.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  Bro, dude, you can literally fit all of us under it. And then some.

• 35:00Speaker 01

  Like a can of Sardine.

• 35:01Speaker 02

  The only thing I didn't realize though, is that. Folding it is. The most.

• 35:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:07Speaker 02

  Difficult thing in the world.

• 35:09Speaker 01

  Hate it.

• 35:09Speaker 02

  You know?

• 35:10Speaker 01

  But, but just to get all wrapped up. Like a flower in a bouquet.

• 35:15Speaker 02

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 35:16Speaker 01

  Just circle around.

• 35:17Speaker 02

  That's what I'm talking about.

• 35:18Speaker 01

  I hate. Throw blankets that are just short enough. That like, when I put it on my body, I either have to decide between it being here. Or am my toes being out? Or my toes being out and my nipples being out.

• 35:30Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:31Speaker 01

  Hate that.

• 35:31Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 35:32Speaker 01

  I need my nipples covered.

• 35:33Speaker 02

  You know what we need? Here we go. Big business guy is back.

• 35:37Speaker 01

  Are you about to create a blanket?

• 35:41Speaker 02

  No, I'm gonna do what the rest of the world is seemingly doing. I'm gonna take the exact same product.

• 35:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  And I'm gonna put splashy words in front of it and market it only to men. So, men think like, "What the hell? Not this fucking Target blanket."

• 35:57Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 35:57Speaker 02

  You know how they'll be like, "Here's a bar of soap, but we're gonna call it Thick Soap."

• 36:02Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 36:02Speaker 02

  Smokey Gun.

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 36:05Speaker 02

  Smoking gun soap. Well, it'll be the exact same product, but we're gonna put flashy marketing toward men words in front of it.

• 36:13Speaker 01

  For just a blanket?

• 36:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, it'll be like, "Five o'clock shadow throw blanket."

• 36:17Speaker 01

  I think men think throw blankets, "brankets." Throw blankets are like gay.

• 36:24Speaker 02

  Which is why there's such a demand for men's throw blankets.

• 36:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 36:30Speaker 02

  And it could be like, "This throw blanket is made with like ox tail fur."

• 36:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:35Speaker 02

  And like, "It's scented with cigarettes and..."

• 36:39Speaker 01

  Titties.

• 36:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 36:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 36:41Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about?

• 36:43Speaker 01

  Cigarettes.

• 36:44Speaker 02

  It's just, it's a market that has not yet been cornered. And we need to get to it before The Rock does, okay? Because this guy, he took skincare and just put his face on it. And now it's a multimillion dollar industry for him, you know?

• 36:59Speaker 01

  That's the tough part, yeah.

• 37:00Speaker 02

  So...

• 37:02Speaker 01

  I love a good throw blanket, man.

• 37:03Speaker 02

  I love a blanket.

• 37:04Speaker 01

  You know what I like? Actually, I don't even know if I like them, but I like a part of them. You know the blankets that are like knitted by old women?

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Quilts? No, those are different.

• 37:15Speaker 01

  Like a knitted blanket.

• 37:16Speaker 02

  I know, like crocheted blanket.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  A crochet blanket, yeah. Sometimes, I like having that and then I put my toes through the holes.

• 37:22Speaker 02

  I know, I knew it. I knew you were gonna do that.

• 37:25Speaker 01

  You put your toes through the holes and you're like, "Oh, I'm wearing this as a shoe."

• 37:28Speaker 02

  You flare your feet out.

• 37:29Speaker 01

  And then I wear the blanket like a sandal.

• 37:32Speaker 02

  I knew.

• 37:33Speaker 01

  It feels good, dude.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  I don't like that they have such a draft, but I do wear it. What's that thing where like, it's like, there's a phobia, that's... There's a phobia that like people are afraid of like when there's too many little circles next to each other or dots next to each other.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  It's like trip to trip.

• 37:49Speaker 02

  You have the opposite of that, where it makes you wanna suck it and fuck it.

• 37:54Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 37:56Speaker 02

  Anytime you have honeycombs, you suck them.

• 37:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:59Speaker 02

  Anytime you had those like diner mints, you would let them get porous, suck them.

• 38:04Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  You, you see holes in a blanket, you shove everything you got in them.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Not everything.

• 38:08Speaker 02

  Be very honest with me.

• 38:10Speaker 01

  Okay, no, I've never put my penis in one of the holes.

• 38:11Speaker 02

  Okay, alright.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 38:15Speaker 01

  No.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  The hell do you know? Yeah, giggling, giggling, he goes, "Yeah, right, he has, I've, I've seen it."

• 38:20Speaker 01

  He's banging the blanket, you ever bang a blanket? I've tried.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  J.D. Vance might have.

• 38:23Speaker 01

  What is "I've tried"?

• 38:25Speaker 02

  Wait, wait.

• 38:26Speaker 01

  What is "I've tried"? What is "I've tried"? What is that? More failed?

• 38:31Speaker 02

  Well, if, in order to fail at something, you need to try.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  But like, what do you mean?

• 38:35Speaker 02

  It was too big for the crochet blanket, you couldn't even fit it in the... Yeah, no, well, the only way to fail banging a blanket is to just not bang it.

• 38:44Speaker 01

  Right.

• 38:44Speaker 02

  So, chances are, you banged a blanket.

• 38:46Speaker 01

  What'd you do?

• 38:47Speaker 02

  I think he might be referencing the conclusion of that, of said banging. Maybe it didn't get you to where you needed to go.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. Oh, I, I mean...

• 38:55Speaker 02

  So, you banged a blanket, and you consider that the not finishing is the failure?

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Yes. Correct.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Alright, um, I don't want to ask more questions, because...

• 39:07Speaker 01

  I'm so moving on.

• 39:11Speaker 02

  Was it a, what color was the blanket?

• 39:14Speaker 01

  Navy.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  Why do you know?

• 39:19Speaker 02

  Cause he remembers, it's his story, what do you mean, why do you know?

• 39:22Speaker 01

  He's like, "Oh, maybe..."

• 39:22Speaker 02

  Was it your blanket, or was it a family blanket?

• 39:24Speaker 01

  Was it the one that got away, is my question.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  I got another business idea.

• 39:30Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 39:31Speaker 02

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• 43:45Speaker 02

  Now you have glasses. The idea that I had is, you know how like they have like anime pillows that people marry?

• 43:56Speaker 02

  You know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. I know that that has happened. I don't know that they're made to be married. I don't know if they're made to be married, but they, but, Right. None of us are technically made to be married, but along the way, we figure out that we're going to marry. I mean, tell that to the Christians, dude. Okay, I'm not going to talk to them. I think that they've tuned out of this show a long time ago, okay? Yeah. Hear me out.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Mariable, or, like, the same thing with pillows, but they're blankets. And like, when you fold them, it's like, you know, like, me like this, but like, standing up, and then you open the fold, and it'll be me fucking buck naked. And it's, and it's knitted, so like,

• 44:41Speaker 02

  you know what I'm talking about?

• 44:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:43Speaker 02

  It doesn't work, because I don't have a vagina, but, like,

• 44:46Speaker 01

  Allegedly, yeah.

• 44:47Speaker 02

  Say, say it was someone that does have a vagina, okay?

• 44:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 44:52Speaker 02

  The blanket is knitted, so you know how you like to fuck your blankets, you two?

• 44:58Speaker 01

  You just pointed me saying that?

• 45:00Speaker 02

  Well, you, you toe fuck your blankets, is what you're doing.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  No, I wear it like a sandal, that's so different.

• 45:06Speaker 02

  Okay, what's the difference?

• 45:08Speaker 01

  Wearing a sandal and having sex?

• 45:12Speaker 01

  If you don't know the difference, there might be something going on over there.

• 45:15Speaker 02

  Uh, uh, just, I think that this could be a multi-million dollar industry.

• 45:18Speaker 01

  I know that you think that.

• 45:20Speaker 02

  Well,

• 45:22Speaker 02

  why not?

• 45:24Speaker 01

  What the fuck, you got glasses on too? Why are yours purple? You look like a fly.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Oh, you do kinda look like a fly, yeah.

• 45:31Speaker 01

  You know, like, fly, bro, flies, by the way, low key, if you get really close to one?

• 45:35Speaker 02

  Fuck them.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  They're weird looking.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  Yeah, fuck, fuck flies.

• 45:38Speaker 01

  Do they have two big eyes, or mad eyes?

• 45:40Speaker 02

  You ever seen a, like, an ant really up close? They're like, "Grrrr."

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, their mouths are like, vertical. Or no, they go, they go, they have pincers.

• 45:49Speaker 02

  Well, they have mandibles, I think, is what you're referencing.

• 45:52Speaker 01

  Right.

• 45:52Speaker 02

  But like, I think they also have, like, mouths like us.

• 45:57Speaker 01

  Uh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 45:58Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying?

• 45:59Speaker 01

  But like, flies, do they have like, a bunch of eyes? Am I making that up? Or they got two big eyes?

• 46:03Speaker 02

  I think they have two eyes, but like, in the eyes, it's like a honeycomb looking shape.

• 46:07Speaker 01

  Right.

• 46:07Speaker 02

  And it's like, they could see a bunch.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  Right, but they got two big goggles. What's it, what are you doing? Oh, you're gonna keep going on, okay.

• 46:14Speaker 02

  What?

• 46:15Speaker 01

  What?

• 46:15Speaker 02

  What are you talking about?

• 46:17Speaker 01

  I thought I was gonna...

• 46:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, I, I don't know.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  Purple shaded glasses is a choice, I will say that.

• 46:22Speaker 02

  I love that, love that choice. I once had a t-shirt with purple shaded glasses on it, and...

• 46:28Speaker 01

  What is that for?

• 46:30Speaker 02

  It was, uh, Stewie Griffin.

• 46:34Speaker 01

  You had a Stewie Griffin t-shirt.

• 46:35Speaker 02

  I had a Stewie Griffin t-shirt and it was his face and he had on aviators and I'm pretty sure, maybe the shirt was purple, but Stewie Griffin had on aviators on my shirt. Best shirt I've ever worn, obviously.

• 46:46Speaker 01

  That's the best shirt you've ever worn? What, did it say anything on it?

• 46:49Speaker 02

  Now that I think about it, I had a lot of Family Guy t-shirts.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, you did.

• 46:53Speaker 02

  I had...

• 46:54Speaker 01

  But like, what did the shirt say?

• 46:55Speaker 02

  Nothing.

• 46:56Speaker 01

  It just had Stewie Griffin?

• 46:58Speaker 02

  Yeah, I could find the picture, but I might have to just send it to Aunt after.

• 47:02Speaker 01

  I don't need to see it.

• 47:02Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 47:04Speaker 01

  I don't need to see the photo.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  You sure?

• 47:07Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 47:07Speaker 02

  It was a pretty cool shirt, now that I think about it.

• 47:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know you had that, you had a lot of cereal t-shirts.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  I have a question.

• 47:14Speaker 01

  Go ahead.

• 47:14Speaker 02

  And this is a serious question.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, hold on, go ahead.

• 47:20Speaker 02

  Is there a problem with me liking to match?

• 47:24Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 47:25Speaker 02

  Because like, we were recording something the other day and Greg was just like, "Oh, hey man..."

• 47:31Speaker 01

  You're very matchy.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  "You're very matchy." And I was like, "Yeah, I like to match." And he's like, what did he say? Something along the lines of just like, "It's not 2009 anymore." Or something along those lines.

• 47:40Speaker 01

  Something like, "It's time to grow up."

• 47:40Speaker 02

  "It's time to grow up."

• 47:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 47:42Speaker 02

  What's the issue with matching?

• 47:44Speaker 01

  Because, yeah, because I think he was referencing like, your shirt, your hat, your shoes, and maybe your pants were all the same color.

• 47:49Speaker 02

  It's funny because he is a, I like Greg's sense of style, I think he has a good sense of style. I would also define his as matchy, though.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  It's matchy. I mean, isn't, it's supposed...

• 48:01Speaker 02

  Pot, kettle, bang!

• 48:03Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yeah, I think that it's supposed to match in some capacity, right?

• 48:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know, I don't know if it was just like a...

• 48:11Speaker 01

  It's supposed to go together.

• 48:12Speaker 02

  If it was just like a, "I'm out." Because I understand, I am not always up to date with fashion trends, music trends.

• 48:19Speaker 01

  You don't have to list things, you could just say everything.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Fashion trends, music trends, pop culture.

• 48:25Speaker 02

  Like, recently, like, Lynch also told me, he's like, "Hey man, don't ever let anyone tell you that skinny jeans are out of style." I like my skinny jeans, I like my clothes to be a little form fitting.

• 48:34Speaker 01

  Do you wear skinny jeans?

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 48:35Speaker 01

  Sometime...

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Yes, I do. And I have no problem with it.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  Sometimes you do have jeans that are like, "Whoa."

• 48:43Speaker 02

  Well, that's because... Daddy's put on a quite a little bit of thunder. You know what I'm saying?

• 48:51Speaker 01

  You're just storming right now, that's fine.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  The forecast is frank.

• 48:55Speaker 01

  Here's the thing, it's not, you didn't put anything on, it's power, is what it is.

• 49:00Speaker 02

  That's what I think, I mean, it's also about how I feel.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  Right. But you feel powerful?

• 49:07Speaker 02

  I don't feel as powerful. I can look exactly the same

• 49:10Speaker 01

  Right.

• 49:10Speaker 02

  And be active every day, and I feel like I could move a brick house if I wanted to.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:15Speaker 02

  But, it is the power.

• 49:17Speaker 01

  Right.

• 49:18Speaker 02

  I don't consider myself out of shape, I consider myself powerful or not powerful.

• 49:23Speaker 01

  Right.

• 49:23Speaker 02

  Does that make sense?

• 49:24Speaker 01

  It does, in Star Wars, I think. They talk a lot about power. Forceful? That's not a good word at all.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  That's not something I'm gonna call myself ever. I'm very forceful.

• 49:36Speaker 02

  That's a very different podcast, not us. Although, your glasses indoors definitely seems to suggest that you're on that show.

• 49:42Speaker 01

  Okay, relax.

• 49:43Speaker 02

  I...

• 49:46Speaker 02

  With, of, the force coursing through you is what you're referencing.

• 49:49Speaker 01

  Right. Yeah.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  Pivoting.

• 49:55Speaker 02

  So there was a story that came out recently.

• 49:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:57Speaker 02

  And I wanted to talk to you about it. There was a truck carrying eight hundred thousand dollars worth of dimes. Like, coins.

• 50:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:08Speaker 02

  And it's, and it, and it...

• 50:09Speaker 01

  I didn't think it was eight hundred thousand hot women. Just dimes.

• 50:14Speaker 02

  Just absolute dimes, baby.

• 50:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  It's not 2009, we don't refer to women as objects anymore.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  Well, we don't.

• 50:24Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:24Speaker 02

  Other people might.

• 50:25Speaker 01

  I'm sure it does happen.

• 50:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  And it flipped over, or it crashed, and the money went everywhere.

• 50:33Speaker 01

  Okay, eight hundred thousand dimes.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  So, my question for you is, how much money, if you saw this on the side of the road, how much money can you get away with?

• 50:44Speaker 02

  And we're talking-

• 50:45Speaker 01

  Wait, was it, was it eight hundred thousand dollars?

• 50:47Speaker 02

  Worth of dimes.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 50:49Speaker 02

  So not eight hundred thousand dimes.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Right, right, right.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  Eight hundred thousand dollars worth of dimes. It's like the argument where it's like, what's heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of brick?

• 50:58Speaker 01

  So basically you're saying, if there's eight hundred thousand dollars worth of dimes right here, how much can I get away with?

• 51:04Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 51:06Speaker 01

  Is it just on my person?

• 51:08Speaker 02

  Well, it's on the side of the road, so-

• 51:10Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 51:10Speaker 02

  But you have-

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Can I like funnel it into my car?

• 51:12Speaker 02

  You have, you have sixty seconds.

• 51:17Speaker 01

  Okay. Sixty seconds is tough. Sixty seconds is-

• 51:21Speaker 02

  It's basically you load up and then you go to your car. So like, what do you think you can carry at a-

• 51:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're not over there like taking a bucket and throwing it in your backseat type of shit.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 51:29Speaker 01

  It's just what you can get, okay.

• 51:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 51:30Speaker 01

  I think if I walk over there, if I got a hoodie on-

• 51:35Speaker 02

  Hoodie?

• 51:36Speaker 01

  Oh, neck? Well-

• 51:39Speaker 01

  Fill up my hood.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  That's what I'm thinking.

• 51:41Speaker 01

  Well, I was gonna say like, I would take a piece of clo- oh, you know what I would do? Take my pants off.

• 51:48Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  And then I would-

• 51:49Speaker 02

  Tie the bottom?

• 51:50Speaker 01

  Tie the bottom.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  But you're wearing jeans.

• 51:53Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 51:53Speaker 02

  You can tie the bottom of your jeans, Joey? Are, who, whom are you?

• 51:57Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah, well-

• 51:59Speaker 02

  You wear, you wear jeans more often than not, or shorts, and in that case, you're triple fuck.

• 52:04Speaker 01

  Screwed, yeah.

• 52:06Speaker 01

  Okay, well, how, how many dimes can I hold?

• 52:11Speaker 02

  Well, let's do some-

• 52:12Speaker 01

  I will shove some in my pockets, right? I could probably get like, close to a hundred bucks in my pocket, right?

• 52:18Speaker 02

  How much, how, well, how much, I don't know how much a dime weighs.

• 52:22Speaker 01

  Forget about how much a dime weighs, I, I, dimes are small, I can probably fit like-

• 52:31Speaker 01

  A ten dimes is a dollar.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  For those of you guys that-

• 52:34Speaker 01

  One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine-

• 52:35Speaker 02

  Aren't in the United States.

• 52:36Speaker 01

  I can fit like sixty, sixty-five dollars of dimes in a pocket.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  For those of you guys that are not in the United States and may not be familiar with our currency system, a dime is ten cents. Ten cents, ten of those make a dollar, a hundred cents make one dollar. So, you're thinking you could shove your pockets and walk away with a hundred dollars?

• 52:57Speaker 01

  How many is that, six, how many, six hundred and fifty dimes? No.

• 53:01Speaker 02

  What?

• 53:03Speaker 01

  How many dimes?

• 53:04Speaker 02

  It would be a thousand.

• 53:06Speaker 01

  Sixty-five hundred dimes is, is...

• 53:08Speaker 02

  Is six hundred fifty dollars.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 53:11Speaker 02

  Right?

• 53:11Speaker 01

  Oh, no, I'm saying sixty fi- no.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Sixty-five dollars, which times ten?

• 53:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, so six hundred and fifty dimes, I could definitely put that in my pocket.

• 53:19Speaker 02

  You think so?

• 53:20Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 53:20Speaker 02

  Bro, I'm getting way more than that.

• 53:23Speaker 01

  In one pocket?

• 53:24Speaker 02

  In one pocket. I'm, first of all, I wear deeper pockets because I'm a powerful man. I'm more powerful than you, okay?

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Ant's gonna walk away with the most money because he's got cargo shorts.

• 53:35Speaker 02

  Oh, my God, dude.

• 53:37Speaker 01

  Ant's gonna be like, he's like, "I got pockets on my knees."

• 53:40Speaker 02

  Joke's on us. The pockets on this boy, I mean, those shorts are, you're walking away a multimillionaire, let me tell you.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  I would tell me, take off my shirt and then try to like tie the holes of the thing and just shove mad dime.

• 53:53Speaker 02

  You're, by the time you got those things, I said you have sixty seconds. By the time you have those things tied, you don't have the time.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  You've never seen me tie a shirt hole.

• 54:01Speaker 02

  Tie it right now. Tie a shirt right now.

• 54:04Speaker 01

  I've never done it.

• 54:05Speaker 02

  Exactly. So technically, you're right. I've never seen you do it, but you've also never seen you do it.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  I think that if there's all those dimes, I could probably walk away with like six hundred bucks. Six hundred bucks.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  What do you think that weighs? Five pounds?

• 54:26Speaker 01

  I haven't even thought of that.

• 54:27Speaker 02

  Bro, no way. Because dimes are also light. They're not like, they're thin and they're skinny, like quarters.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  What are you, what are you thinking?

• 54:33Speaker 02

  Bro, I'm walking away with at least five grand.

• 54:37Speaker 01

  Get, are you insane?

• 54:39Speaker 02

  Why? They're light.

• 54:41Speaker 01

  Dude, you have to carry five thousand dollars worth of dimes. That's fifty thousand.

• 54:45Speaker 02

  I think I have shoes that I could fill with dimes, socks I could fill with dimes, I have pockets I could fill with dimes. I have hands that I could fill with dimes.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  How many of the money can you fit a hole in your hand?

• 54:58Speaker 02

  Bro, I could fill my mouth up with dimes. Who said I can't?

• 55:01Speaker 01

  Frank, you could fit thirteen dollars in your mouth.

• 55:06Speaker 02

  I would say we should try this, but that would be very dangerous. Let the picky boys do that.

• 55:12Speaker 02

  Alright guys, today, we're gonna see how many dimes we can shove in our mouth.

• 55:16Speaker 01

  How many, how much money you think you're walking away with? With my pants? Yeah.

• 55:20Speaker 02

  Oh, multimillionaire, this guy.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  I could probably get... He's like, "I could get all of it." I could probably get a thousand pounds. Nope, a thousand dollars, thousand dollars, thousand dollars. Thousand dollars, we're Britain now.

• 55:30Speaker 02

  Yeah. Alright, maybe 5,000 was a bit of an exaggeration. I imagine-

• 55:34Speaker 01

  A bit? First of all, that's an exaggeration. You're not getting a thousand dollars.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  Alright, I would say, uh, let's, let's go by, because they're light. How much does a hundred dollars worth of dimes weigh?

• 55:46Speaker 01

  Am I guessing? I have no idea.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  Let's guess, let's guess.

• 55:48Speaker 01

  A hundred dollars worth of dimes, so that's a thousand dimes, I would say that probably weighs like, four pounds. That's wrong.

• 55:56Speaker 02

  So you can't walk away with 400 pounds?

• 55:59Speaker 01

  It's not about the weight, it's just about like, how much I could fit in a pocket. Like, you can't fit that many in a pocket. I could pick up all the, not all the dimes.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  That's a good point. We didn't, we didn't, we didn't calculate volume here. I'm going purely-

• 56:10Speaker 01

  No, we-

• 56:11Speaker 02

  I'm going purely-

• 56:12Speaker 01

  We, I did.

• 56:12Speaker 02

  I'm going purely based off of weight. I don't care about volume.

• 56:15Speaker 01

  No, I could carry a lot more dimes than I could like, walk away in that situation, but I only have that many pockets.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  Those people that pay for like, parking tickets and like, buckets of coins and shit like that?

• 56:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  I think-

• 56:25Speaker 01

  How much does a, wait, how much, how much is a hundred dollars worth of dimes?

• 56:30Speaker 02

  I would say like, a quarter of a pound. Bro, it's not-

• 56:34Speaker 01

  That's ins-

• 56:35Speaker 02

  Alright, alright, alright, a fucking, uh, uh, at most a pound.

• 56:39Speaker 01

  I'm actually gonna change my answer to like, 10 pounds.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  You think you can get 10 pounds worth of dimes?

• 56:45Speaker 01

  No, I think that a hundred dollars worth of dimes, probably weighs somewhere from 8 to 10 pounds.

• 56:49Speaker 02

  Bro, they're small, they're the smallest coin.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  But it's a thousand of them.

• 56:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, but they're small and they're light.

• 56:56Speaker 01

  How much does it weigh? It weighs 5 pounds.

• 56:59Speaker 01

  A quarter of a pound. Okay. What do you think? They're made out of air? It'll get there. Yeah, so, uh, so-

• 57:06Speaker 02

  Wait, so a hundred dollars is five pounds?

• 57:09Speaker 01

  Oh dude, I ain't walking away with- So your five thousand dollars would be two hundred fifty pounds.

• 57:15Speaker 02

  Five thousand dollars, two hundred fifty pounds?

• 57:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:16Speaker 02

  I could do that.

• 57:18Speaker 01

  You're carrying two hundred fifty pounds?

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Bro, I can do that. I could, a one thousand percent do that.

• 57:22Speaker 01

  Bro, that's carrying a-

• 57:25Speaker 02

  Watch this.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Big guy.

• 57:26Speaker 02

  Watch this.

• 57:27Speaker 01

  Draped all over your body.

• 57:28Speaker 02

  Watch this. A hundred pounds on my shoulders. Like, I could squat. You could squat a hundred pounds.

• 57:32Speaker 01

  How you, what do you mean on your shoulders? Like, how would you get dimes on your shoulders?

• 57:36Speaker 02

  I'll stack them.

• 57:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, what are we talking about?

• 57:40Speaker 02

  Let's say I have like a, like, if I just have like a sack in my car. I could put it on my shoulders.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  Your Santa Claus?

• 57:46Speaker 02

  I could, sure. I could put that on my shoulders. And then it's another hundred fifty pounds. Seventy-five in a bucket, seventy-five in a bucket.

• 57:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 57:56Speaker 02

  You can't deadlift seventy-five pounds on each hand?

• 57:59Speaker 01

  Frank, I'll throw it against the ceiling if I want.

• 58:01Speaker 02

  That's what I'm saying. I think I could walk away with a couple grand.

• 58:04Speaker 01

  It's not about weight. It's about, like, first of all, you're just changing the rules as we go along. Now you have buckets. Now you could just fill up two buckets, like, that would take-

• 58:14Speaker 02

  Alright, you're right, you're right, you're right. What am I, if we're wearing what we're wearing right now?

• 58:19Speaker 01

  If we're wearing what we're wearing right now-

• 58:21Speaker 02

  You're in trouble.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  I'm in huge disarray.

• 58:24Speaker 02

  You're in a big ol' fat problem.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  I would probably-

• 58:26Speaker 02

  And still has, he's gotten more-

• 58:29Speaker 01

  He does have four pockets.

• 58:30Speaker 02

  Anytime he walks in, we should, we should do like a line on how many pockets today. Set the line every day at like three and a half. You know? Or no, just my numbers, three and a half, five and a half.

• 58:41Speaker 01

  Yeah. Um, I would say, right, like this, I'd probably get like, not that much, dude. I, I, I'd probably get like, maybe a hundred fifty bucks.

• 58:54Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  Because I got.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  Can I, can I, can I see the pants you're wearing? Can I see?

• 58:58Speaker 01

  It's like this, I have pockets.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Oh, those look deep though, and you have.

• 59:01Speaker 01

  I've got butts.

• 59:02Speaker 02

  There, I see a zipper pocket in there.

• 59:04Speaker 01

  Where?

• 59:04Speaker 02

  There's a, is there, no.

• 59:06Speaker 01

  No, no, no.

• 59:07Speaker 02

  Man, if you had zipper.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Ooh, ooh, I got it down the leg.

• 59:10Speaker 02

  You got it down the leg?

• 59:11Speaker 01

  Small, small.

• 59:11Speaker 02

  It doesn't matter, it helps.

• 59:13Speaker 01

  Dude, I could fit four bucks in there, maybe.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  I mean, four bucks, baby.

• 59:16Speaker 01

  And then, if I could take my shoes off and carry my shoes, I could do that.

• 59:21Speaker 02

  And your socks, babe.

• 59:22Speaker 01

  And socks.

• 59:23Speaker 02

  And socks. You catch me on a day where I'm wearing loafers and flowy pants?

• 59:27Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  We got a problem.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  I can't carry that many dimes, though.

• 59:31Speaker 03

  I think I'd get five hundred dollars, realistically.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  I think. How are you carrying five hundred dollars?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  I got a hat.

• 59:36Speaker 02

  You're wearing shorts. Ooh, I always wear hats, I always wear hats, you can't.

• 59:40Speaker 01

  A hat?

• 59:40Speaker 03

  All this. I don't have shoes, that's a problem.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  That is right, you do not, you are wearing sandals, flip flops.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  I think I can do it. I'd take this off, tie it together, the arms, I could get all this.

• 59:49Speaker 01

  Five thousand dimes, the fuck out of here.

• 59:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, if you were able to tie that together.

• 59:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:54Speaker 02

  Oh, if I was wearing a turtleneck, if I had prep time, I'd wear the right clothes, turtleneck.

• 1:00:02Speaker 01

  A turtleneck.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Joggers.

• 1:00:03Speaker 01

  You were on the way to a recital and then a truck flipped over all these dimes?

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  I'd wear construction boots, the Skecher boots, bring those back.

• 1:00:11Speaker 01

  No, I'd wear rain boots.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Or galoshes, sure.

• 1:00:15Speaker 01

  Uh, what's that?

• 1:00:15Speaker 02

  Those are rain boots.

• 1:00:16Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:00:16Speaker 02

  Or like waders, what if I wore waders?

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that is.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Waders are like, what, like, people that like, yeah, they are, I'm talking, like, the people that, uh, that, uh, like, they fish and they, like, stand in the water? And they have that rubber, like, overalls?

• 1:00:30Speaker 01

  The cranberry field guy.

• 1:00:31Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, in the bogs.

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  Fill that shit up.

• 1:00:34Speaker 03

  Overall's a good answer.

• 1:00:35Speaker 02

  Overall's is a great answer.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Overall's is like, fine.

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  No, but waders are smart because the boots are built in.

• 1:00:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:41Speaker 02

  The boots are built in, so wear waders.

• 1:00:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, but if you fill that up, you can't move.

• 1:00:45Speaker 02

  It's rubber.

• 1:00:47Speaker 01

  You ever go to someone's house and they have all this change in a, in a giant thing, like, if you can move it, it's yours? And you can't move it?

• 1:00:53Speaker 02

  Oh, I've.

• 1:00:54Speaker 01

  It's happened to me.

• 1:00:55Speaker 02

  I once, I had, I, I, uh.

• 1:00:57Speaker 01

  At Ralph's house.

• 1:00:58Speaker 02

  Ralph had one of those? Didn't you guys have one of those? Like a five gallon water jug where it was like a ton of change?

• 1:01:03Speaker 01

  It was like a water jug like that, that Ralph had, I think his man had a glass.

• 1:01:06Speaker 02

  Five gallon field.

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  And then it was like, his dad was like, if you can move it, it's yours, and I was like.

• 1:01:12Speaker 01

  It was in the basement, bro.

• 1:01:13Speaker 02

  Don't give me that challenge, because I'll move it and then you're gonna owe me the money. Bro, fill up a fucking five gallon jug with coins, the heaviest coins you could think. I'm moving it. Moving in what capacity? Shift it, tilt it, get it from A to B, I could do it. You're just gonna have to...

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  I don't know why the heaviest coins you could think, we have choices of four, maybe like? Dimes, quarters, nickels? Nickels, bro, get the fuck out of here.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Pennies?

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  What a bitch ass coin. Pennies are cooler than nickels.

• 1:01:43Speaker 02

  Pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters, dollars, half dollars.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  Half dollars. Half dollars are cool. Nickels, bro. Dumb.

• 1:01:54Speaker 02

  Half dollars are cool because they were the only one I could fit in my eye. And like, go like that, like I was wearing a monocle.

• 1:02:02Speaker 01

  You, what? You put a diamond, what do you put?

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  A half dollar.

• 1:02:05Speaker 01

  Half dollar in your eye?

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  They were big too, remember the size of those bitches?

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I haven't seen one in a long time. Who's on that?

• 1:02:13Speaker 02

  Uh, JFK, I think.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  JFK?

• 1:02:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:02:16Speaker 01

  John?

• 1:02:17Speaker 02

  Jacob.

• 1:02:17Speaker 01

  He's on those?

• 1:02:18Speaker 02

  Yeah, John Fakeup.

• 1:02:21Speaker 02

  Kinglheimer Schmidt.

• 1:02:22Speaker 01

  Frederick, I believe, but I don't know. Fitzgerald is his name.

• 1:02:25Speaker 02

  John Fitzgerald Kennedy.

• 1:02:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:02:27Speaker 02

  Yeah. Junior? Was he junior?

• 1:02:29Speaker 01

  Yeah. JFK Junior, bro.

• 1:02:31Speaker 02

  Who was the one that, that was the president? JFK Junior?

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  That's a good question, now that I'm thinking about it.

• 1:02:37Speaker 02

  Because I know RFK Junior.

• 1:02:38Speaker 01

  Junior wasn't, no.

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  It was just-

• 1:02:40Speaker 01

  JFK was the president. And then he had his sting, you know.

• 1:02:45Speaker 02

  Gotten rid of.

• 1:02:45Speaker 01

  Bang bang.

• 1:02:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was, uh, that was something. Uh,

• 1:02:51Speaker 02

  I have a, I have a half dollar that my grandmother-

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  You ever go down that, you ever go down that rabbit hole?

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  I, I don't, I can't, I can't go down it.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  I've watched the assassination, frame by frame, multiple times.

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  The Zapruder film, as it's called.

• 1:03:03Speaker 01

  I have seen that, ooh, and we drove by it.

• 1:03:07Speaker 02

  Did we drive by it in Dallas?

• 1:03:08Speaker 01

  I drove over the spot where he was shot.

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  When?

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  When we were in Dallas.

• 1:03:14Speaker 02

  But like, were we all in the car, or?

• 1:03:16Speaker 01

  Um, was there two cars?

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  You know what it might have been? Cause remember I went and got a haircut and then you guys went to that somewhere and then the mall after and I met you at the mall?

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't, I don't think you were with us, to be honest with you.

• 1:03:29Speaker 02

  I just have to say, that's the best fucking haircut I've gotten in my entire life.

• 1:03:33Speaker 01

  In Dallas?

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  In Dallas, Texas.

• 1:03:35Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  And technically, it was outside of Dallas. I don't remember. What was the name of that area?

• 1:03:40Speaker 01

  Uh, Arlington, maybe?

• 1:03:41Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:03:42Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  It was not Arlington.

• 1:03:44Speaker 01

  I don't know, bro. I've been there once.

• 1:03:46Speaker 02

  Nah, alright.

• 1:03:47Speaker 01

  But I drove over the X and I was like, oh my ass.

• 1:03:52Speaker 01

  But, you know.

• 1:03:52Speaker 02

  I can't, I can't get into conspiracies. I, I just, I don't have the time for it.

• 1:03:56Speaker 01

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• 1:07:05Speaker 02

  Show, show the fucker.

• 1:07:10Speaker 01

  You said this is the greatest shirt you ever wore, by the way.

• 1:07:15Speaker 01

  Frank.

• 1:07:18Speaker 01

  I love that you saw that because I know you bought that at Target.

• 1:07:21Speaker 02

  No, this is way pre-target dude. I mean, you could still shop at Target. No, I must, I must have gotten it from like, you know, that store that used to be in the mall that carried all those graphic tees. A Paxon? No, no, no, it was like, not a name brand store where it was like, you can get like the Cookie Monster tee, and then it was one that says like, "The man, the myth, the legend." And pointed out your penis. And it pointed out your dick. Do you remember there was a guy who came to one of our shows and it said, uh, like Frank Alvarez, Joe Santagato, or opposite, I don't even remember. No, what a weird- You didn't see the picture of that? Uh, maybe I, I don't remember it. I don't know what it means, I meant to ask. Yeah, what the hell does that mean? I don't know. Ju- first of all, Yeah. I think we could agree. Hold on.

• 1:08:07Speaker 02

  What are we agreeing on? Your face would be the face. Why, you've got a great face. I like my face, but like, you're the money-making face, dude. You think my face is better than your face? Yeah.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Because I- You don't wanna say that? You keep up with it more. Sometimes- With my face? Yeah. What does that mean? Like, you, you groom and shave more. You're getting haircuts more frequently. I haven't gotten a haircut since October. You've got a great face. I like my face. And your hairline. Well, that's- It's crazy. Alright, so if we could put together, the ideal face between our faces. Okay? Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be your facial hair. We can agree to that. Banana's facial hair. Okay. I'll take it, but I don't, I don't know if that's even, okay? My bottom lip. What? I thought I, I was gonna- You have a good one, but your top lip is stronger than my bottom lip. My, than my top lip. My top lip is better than your top lip. Way better than my top lip. Yeah, okay. Okay.

• 1:09:07Speaker 02

  Who's, who's eyes, who's eyes? I think I have good eyes. You have great eyes, Joe. You have blue eyes, dude. Yeah. Or like hazel. Your hairline and hair, pfft, duh. I'm sorry, y- can I have this? Can I have this? Can I have it? Frank, take it. Yeah, how about this? I'll take the hairline and the hair, give me your hair color.

• 1:09:23Speaker 01

  You don't like your hair color?

• 1:09:24Speaker 02

  I like my hair color.

• 1:09:24Speaker 01

  What is it, black, yours is?

• 1:09:26Speaker 02

  Well, technically, no, no hair color is naturally black, it's just dark brown. Um, but like, the, the salt and pepper you got going on, you know it's working.

• 1:09:34Speaker 01

  You're so horny for that.

• 1:09:36Speaker 02

  Horny is a weird word. Who's got better ears?

• 1:09:39Speaker 01

  I don't even know what my ears look like. Who's got better ears, Ant? Look at me, dead on Frankie?

• 1:09:45Speaker 02

  Dead on?

• 1:09:45Speaker 01

  Because he has ears, dude.

• 1:09:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, why, why dead on, brother?

• 1:09:48Speaker 01

  Well, because I gotta see it for, like, how wide they are as well.

• 1:09:50Speaker 02

  Oh, so he's, so now we know how Judge bases ears.

• 1:09:54Speaker 01

  Yeah. Look at me, Joe?

• 1:09:58Speaker 01

  I think Frankie has better ears.

• 1:09:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:10:00Speaker 01

  So we got Frank's hair.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  Don't hate that.

• 1:10:01Speaker 01

  Frank's hair and, and hairline. Frank's ears, Frank's bottom lip, Joe's top lip, Joe's eyes.

• 1:10:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, what, can we, how do we feel about my eyebrows and nose?

• 1:10:15Speaker 01

  I think, I think.

• 1:10:16Speaker 02

  I think, remember what I was saying powerful before?

• 1:10:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:18Speaker 02

  I think my nose carries quite a bit of power and strength.

• 1:10:21Speaker 01

  I don't feel any way.

• 1:10:22Speaker 02

  Frankie tells me that all the time. She's like, I love your nose. And I've always, I've been fine with it, but now that my wife likes it, I'm great with it.

• 1:10:28Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:10:29Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:10:29Speaker 01

  She's instilled confidence in you.

• 1:10:31Speaker 02

  That's the way it works, baby.

• 1:10:32Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:10:32Speaker 02

  Marry someone that brings you up.

• 1:10:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:35Speaker 02

  My nose.

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:10:36Speaker 02

  You're cool with that?

• 1:10:36Speaker 01

  Cool. I'm not, I don't feel any way about my nose. I think we're gonna, I'm gonna have to take eyebrows from you, though.

• 1:10:41Speaker 02

  From me?

• 1:10:42Speaker 01

  From you.

• 1:10:43Speaker 02

  Oh, like, your eyebrows are nicer? But can you do this?

• 1:10:46Speaker 01

  Ooh.

• 1:10:48Speaker 02

  Ooh?

• 1:10:49Speaker 01

  What is that?

• 1:10:52Speaker 02

  Watch, watch, watch.

• 1:10:54Speaker 01

  Well, can you do that?

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  Both, bitch. Nope.

• 1:11:00Speaker 01

  No, I can't.

• 1:11:02Speaker 02

  It depends, honestly, it depends on the style. If we're talking early 2000s, super skinny, Rachel Weisz and the Mummy eyebrows, you win.

• 1:11:10Speaker 01

  I don't even know that, I don't even know.

• 1:11:13Speaker 02

  You know.

• 1:11:13Speaker 01

  What about, what about a compromise? His eyebrows, your eyebrow dexterity.

• 1:11:17Speaker 02

  Oh, now we're getting into dexterity. Who's Dexter?

• 1:11:19Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that means. That.

• 1:11:22Speaker 02

  Oh, like, my movement?

• 1:11:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:24Speaker 02

  My movement and emote ability.

• 1:11:27Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:11:28Speaker 02

  I'm fine with that.

• 1:11:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:29Speaker 02

  Okay, so. I need someone who animates the show.

• 1:11:33Speaker 01

  To make that.

• 1:11:34Speaker 02

  To make this, okay? Who's neck?

• 1:11:38Speaker 01

  Cause I got a big one and I don't know if that's good or bad. What size is your neck?

• 1:11:42Speaker 02

  I think it's at like an 18 right now.

• 1:11:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:11:45Speaker 02

  Yeah dude.

• 1:11:46Speaker 01

  No it isn't.

• 1:11:46Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 1:11:47Speaker 01

  Oh, then I.

• 1:11:48Speaker 02

  Well, last I got, last I got fitted for a shirt, it was like 18 or maybe 17 and a half.

• 1:11:55Speaker 01

  I'm 16 and a half, I think.

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  You have a baby neck dude.

• 1:11:58Speaker 01

  Well, mine, I feel like mine's so thick. Maybe you should have a small head.

• 1:12:01Speaker 02

  Well, you do, you work out your traps quite a bit.

• 1:12:04Speaker 01

  I haven't.

• 1:12:05Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:12:07Speaker 01

  I used to when I was younger.

• 1:12:09Speaker 02

  Okay, I think, man, I mean, who's, who, who is the judge of this? Ant?

• 1:12:14Speaker 01

  About what?

• 1:12:15Speaker 02

  Our neck.

• 1:12:16Speaker 01

  Whose neck? Whose neck turns you on more?

• 1:12:18Speaker 02

  Facial hair excluded. Wait, why are we doing turning him on more? Why? Why is that? And, and now.

• 1:12:26Speaker 01

  Sorry, it's probably Joe's neck.

• 1:12:27Speaker 02

  But wait, but wait, my neck has built in strangulation defenses. Watch this, someone comes to strangle me.

• 1:12:34Speaker 01

  Oh, that's pretty good. Can't strangle that.

• 1:12:37Speaker 02

  No, but like.

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  Well, that's, that's pretty good too. Look at this. Look at that. I can do that.

• 1:12:41Speaker 02

  I could also do this.

• 1:12:44Speaker 01

  What, what, what is that?

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  I can move my throat. That's a crazy thing to say on the show.

• 1:12:49Speaker 01

  You know, we, you know, we need that skill for the, for the setup, yeah.

• 1:12:52Speaker 02

  Just like.

• 1:12:53Speaker 01

  Okay, Joe's. Let me ask you a question.

• 1:12:55Speaker 02

  You see it?

• 1:12:56Speaker 01

  Do you have to, first of all, that's gross. That's, uh, ill.

• 1:12:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:12:59Speaker 01

  Do you have back dimples?

• 1:13:02Speaker 02

  I don't know, honestly.

• 1:13:04Speaker 01

  I caught myself in the mirror and I got them.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  The internet's going wild.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  I like.

• 1:13:11Speaker 02

  Your feet are everywhere. You got back dimples.

• 1:13:13Speaker 01

  I was like walking by and have a mirror like this. And I looked and I was like, I have back dimples?

• 1:13:19Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:13:19Speaker 01

  I got a little back dimple.

• 1:13:21Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:13:22Speaker 01

  Like two of them.

• 1:13:23Speaker 02

  I might, I don't know. I'll have to ask Becca.

• 1:13:25Speaker 01

  Turn around, let's see.

• 1:13:26Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna open up, I'm not gonna show. If I do have back dimples, they're for one person only bitch, and it ain't Joe Santagato.

• 1:13:31Speaker 01

  I'm gonna see them.

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  That's crazy.

• 1:13:34Speaker 01

  I'm gonna see those back dimples.

• 1:13:36Speaker 02

  You got back dimples?

• 1:13:37Speaker 01

  No, I don't think so.

• 1:13:39Speaker 02

  You're so confident.

• 1:13:40Speaker 01

  No, I have no idea.

• 1:13:43Speaker 01

  Uh, alright. Someone, someone build that face though.

• 1:13:45Speaker 02

  Build that face.

• 1:13:45Speaker 01

  Skin tone.

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  Come on.

• 1:13:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:47Speaker 02

  No, you, you understand.

• 1:13:48Speaker 01

  I'm just saying, we, we wanna give all the information.

• 1:13:51Speaker 02

  Tongue?

• 1:13:55Speaker 02

  Tongue?

• 1:13:57Speaker 02

  My tongue, here's the thing, my tongue is often, the other day we're recording, and in the middle Greg goes, "Why's your tongue so green?"

• 1:14:08Speaker 01

  It was comically green.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  I had some Big Leaky Chew on the way to the office, sue me.

• 1:14:12Speaker 01

  It wasn't that it was green, it was that it was like, a like pastel green.

• 1:14:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:14:18Speaker 01

  I was like, what is that?

• 1:14:19Speaker 02

  You're, you have a big ass crack in the middle of your mouth, unlike your tongue.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  I thought you were talking about my ass crack.

• 1:14:26Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. And your, your tongue has, you have a big like ridge, yeah.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  I don't know, someone build that face.

• 1:14:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, build a face.

• 1:14:36Speaker 02

  Build a face, I think,

• 1:14:40Speaker 02

  it's not a bad face.

• 1:14:41Speaker 01

  It'd be so funny to see that.

• 1:14:42Speaker 02

  Someone's gonna do it, and we're gonna be mortified.

• 1:14:46Speaker 01

  Maybe Benham can do it, who knows? Building our perfect face?

• 1:14:48Speaker 02

  Building the perfect face is a, is a, that's a toughie.

• 1:14:51Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:14:51Speaker 02

  You know?

• 1:14:52Speaker 01

  Can we just name the episode?

• 1:14:54Speaker 02

  Well, that was, that came at the very end. I imagine we wouldn't name it that, because people would be like, where do they talk about this?

• 1:14:59Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 1:15:00Speaker 03

  Well, they have to wait to find out.

• 1:15:01Speaker 01

  Ah!

• 1:15:02Speaker 03

  It's obviously gonna be about the tour dates, though.

• 1:15:05Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 1:15:06Speaker 01

  Already forgot that that's happening.

• 1:15:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:15:08Speaker 01

  Which by the way, now that we're here, again.

• 1:15:11Speaker 02

  If you wanna enjoy a sloppy, stinky rack of ribs in a diaper.

• 1:15:17Speaker 01

  Yeah. Come on down to Frank's Diaps. Barbecue, and is that crap? No, it's barbecue sauce.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  Is that a crap blowout in that diaper? Nope, just a rack of ribs. Rib meat shoved into a hot dog bun. I've seen that. Rob one?

• 1:15:41Speaker 01

  I've seen that where they put a rib in there with like a bone. Bro!

• 1:15:44Speaker 02

  Yeah?

• 1:15:45Speaker 01

  You ever see a guy?

• 1:15:46Speaker 02

  I know who you're talking about.

• 1:15:47Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 1:15:48Speaker 02

  If it doesn't slide off, it's free?

• 1:15:50Speaker 01

  Well, no, yes, obviously that guy. But no, there was one where it's like, there's a sandwich, and it's, it's wrapped up in aluminum foil, and there's a bone sticking out of it.

• 1:16:00Speaker 02

  And he yanks that bit.

• 1:16:01Speaker 01

  And he just goes, and then you open it, and it's a beautiful sandwich.

• 1:16:05Speaker 02

  I, I have to say, I have to say, I'm into all types of cuisines. I don't know if I get... Excited for any food more than I do, just uh, just like sloppy fucking disgusting barbecue.

• 1:16:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:16:21Speaker 02

  And like, if I ever-

• 1:16:23Speaker 01

  Squirt bottle.

• 1:16:23Speaker 02

  I'll let you know right now, as a society, here's a warning to all cooks out there. The moment we start doing elevated barbecue, like you try to open like a fine dining barbecue restaurant, I'm going to burn your place to the ground.

• 1:16:42Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:16:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, no. But like if I see someone with like, you know, a white guy with like gauges in Brooklyn, and he's just like, you know-

• 1:16:53Speaker 01

  Elevated.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying? Like, listen up, guys, we're doing fine dining barbecue?

• 1:17:01Speaker 01

  Can't.

• 1:17:02Speaker 02

  You better hope those windows are bulletproof.

• 1:17:04Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:17:05Speaker 02

  Because I'm sending a Molotov cocktail at fourth room, okay?

• 1:17:09Speaker 01

  What would be the point of it being bulletproof? I guess that would stop a Molotov.

• 1:17:13Speaker 02

  It would stop, if it could stop bullets, I imagine it could stop a-

• 1:17:15Speaker 01

  Can we make a Molotov cocktail? Is that legal? Can we just make one?

• 1:17:19Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:17:19Speaker 01

  Why not?

• 1:17:20Speaker 02

  Because it's dangerous.

• 1:17:21Speaker 01

  Who's stopping you?

• 1:17:22Speaker 02

  No, yeah. Who's stopping you?

• 1:17:23Speaker 01

  But like, I can-

• 1:17:24Speaker 02

  Good old Uncle Sam, I imagine is stopping you.

• 1:17:26Speaker 01

  If I had, let's hypothetically, right?

• 1:17:28Speaker 02

  This is a great question.

• 1:17:29Speaker 01

  It's not like building a bomb, like that clearly is-

• 1:17:31Speaker 02

  I mean, I think-

• 1:17:32Speaker 01

  Weird fucking demonetized as shit now.

• 1:17:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:36Speaker 01

  After me saying that, but like if we're- If, like, that I know is illegal, but like, can I just put, what is it, like alcohol, a rag, in a bottle?

• 1:17:44Speaker 02

  I think technically-

• 1:17:47Speaker 01

  Could.

• 1:17:48Speaker 02

  Technically, it would be considered an improvised explosive device, an IED, which is-

• 1:17:55Speaker 01

  You can't make- That's what that stands for.

• 1:17:56Speaker 02

  You can't make that.

• 1:17:58Speaker 01

  What if I just wanted to like, make one to throw at my fireplace to like-

• 1:18:04Speaker 02

  I imagine like, no one's gonna police that unless you're like, in like a, an area where wildfires are prevalent.

• 1:18:10Speaker 01

  Bro, if I get like an upstate house one day and there's an outdoor fireplace, I'm just gonna make a Molotov cocktail and just-

• 1:18:18Speaker 02

  Well. Set the fire. The, the, the throwing it is, the, the spreading of it is the issue. You would have to throw this thing. It's in a concrete. It's in a concrete. Yeah, but Joey, you don't think stuff sprays back at the person once it hits? Of course it does. Nah. So how far back are you gonna be with this fucking incredible aim that you have? Which you and I both know you don't have great aim. What the, we both don't know that. I have fantastic aim, Frank. With a Molotov cocktail? I've never tried to throw one.

• 1:18:47Speaker 02

  First of all. I think it is illegal. Yeah, I think it might be too, which sucks, because they seem fun. Yeah, honestly, I think that we're, you know.

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  Hold on. Yeah. I think this might exist already, so I'm not even gonna say it. You've had progressively worse. I, I don't know why, every time you're like, "I have a business idea," and it's the most outlandish thing I've ever heard. Joey, I think you understand, as Big Business Joe, that sometimes it's not about having the great idea. It's about the. It's about the ethos. The ethos, exactly. So like, you know, how many, how many times you think Bill Gates had to go through Microsoft before he came up with Microsoft? You know what I'm saying? Probably like twice. I don't think he ever landed on like diaper barbecue and then got to Microsoft. I don't think that's the, the track. You never know. I mean, you, you never, you only hear, what do they say? You only hear about the successes, you don't see the failures.

• 1:19:39Speaker 02

  They scream my failures and they whisper my accomplishments? I don't know. Whatever it is, you know, whatever, whatever, you know. Did you have a high school quote? Like, oh. Oh, your yearbook quote? Oh, I don't remember it. Did you, did you have one? I remember mine, yeah. This should be good. You're gonna hate it. It's gonna be what, Batman saying something? No, no. What was it? Somehow not as bad. What is it? It was, uh. I'm already laughing at what it was. It was, "Screw chasing my dreams. I'm gonna find out where they'll be in 10 years and meet up with them then."

• 1:20:15Speaker 02

  What? That's chasing your dreams! What?

• 1:20:21Speaker 01

  Screw chasing my dreams. I'm gonna go get them in 10 years. Bro, that's chasing your dreams?

• 1:20:27Speaker 02

  I'm paraphrasing. I don't think, technically, that's not chasing. Chasing is you're always keeping up with it. I'm just saying like, yo, Dreams, where are you gonna be in 10 years? I'll see you then.

• 1:20:37Speaker 01

  It's kinda what happened.

• 1:20:38Speaker 02

  That's exactly what happened.

• 1:20:43Speaker 02

  That is exactly what happened.

• 1:20:47Speaker 01

  Holy shit, that's crazy.

• 1:20:48Speaker 02

  There you go, folks.

• 1:20:49Speaker 01

  Mine was probably horrendous.

• 1:20:50Speaker 02

  Yours was probably like a Mac Miller quote, and then like an emoji that you somehow got in there, but the emoji was like...

• 1:20:58Speaker 01

  Honestly, yeah.

• 1:20:59Speaker 02

  Or like a vinyl record emoji, or something like that.

• 1:21:01Speaker 01

  I don't even know. I wish I knew.

• 1:21:03Speaker 02

  Joey's was probably...

• 1:21:04Speaker 01

  Wait, do we have that?

• 1:21:05Speaker 02

  Joey's was probably just like, whatever.

• 1:21:10Speaker 02

  That's probably what it was.

• 1:21:11Speaker 01

  Sick joke.

• 1:21:12Speaker 02

  Ants was probably like, the more pockets, the better.

• 1:21:15Speaker 01

  Cause we went to the same high school, but obviously different years. You were 11, I'm 33. You're...

• 1:21:20Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:21:21Speaker 01

  But did you guys have like superlatives by the time you left? Cause we didn't have that.

• 1:21:24Speaker 03

  What's that word?

• 1:21:25Speaker 02

  Like, who most likely to...

• 1:21:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, we had that.

• 1:21:27Speaker 01

  Did you?

• 1:21:28Speaker 02

  But it was like, it was, cause you guys went to a Catholic school, so it was just like...

• 1:21:31Speaker 01

  Everyone's even.

• 1:21:31Speaker 02

  Most likely to fall into Corinthians 16:8. You know?

• 1:21:36Speaker 01

  They didn't give it to us, cause they were like, oh no, people are gonna get upset.

• 1:21:40Speaker 02

  Oh, because it's like, you know, like one of the seven deadly sins, like whatever it is. Or yours were just like, as voted by the, the, the staff, sexiest.

• 1:21:50Speaker 01

  Oh, ew.

• 1:21:51Speaker 03

  Oh, right. No, they...

• 1:21:52Speaker 02

  The joke, you guys got it?

• 1:21:54Speaker 01

  Alright, okay.

• 1:21:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  They gave, uh, the cores a list, and you voted on like a predetermined...

• 1:22:00Speaker 01

  Oh, so everyone got one?

• 1:22:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, so the way that ours did, I actually, my senior year, I, I counted the votes with my friend. And it was, there was like an initial round of voting. So like write-ins, and then of those write-ins, you take the two most popular, or four most popular in some cases. And then you distribute it again for another round of voting. Bro, people at our school campaigned. Like...

• 1:22:25Speaker 01

  For like best dressed?

• 1:22:26Speaker 02

  Yes, dude. Like, vote me best dressed, like, I swear to God. It was like a thing.

• 1:22:31Speaker 01

  I'll tell you what, there's a surefire way to get me to not vote for you, and it's that.

• 1:22:35Speaker 02

  That way, yeah. What, did you win any?

• 1:22:37Speaker 01

  There wasn't any for my year.

• 1:22:38Speaker 02

  Oh, did you win any?

• 1:22:40Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:22:40Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:22:41Speaker 01

  Fucking loser.

• 1:22:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  Loser. Alright. Not even, not even most likely to succeed?

• 1:22:47Speaker 01

  No, I had the valedictorian in my core.

• 1:22:50Speaker 02

  Oh, and they always, yeah, they always win it.

• 1:22:52Speaker 01

  It was tough.

• 1:22:53Speaker 02

  By the time the voting comes out, they always know who's gonna be the valedictorian.

• 1:22:55Speaker 01

  It was tough.

• 1:22:56Speaker 03

  Were you a good student?

• 1:22:57Speaker 01

  I was a great student.

• 1:22:58Speaker 03

  What's great?

• 1:22:59Speaker 01

  Fantastic.

• 1:23:00Speaker 03

  Numbers.

• 1:23:04Speaker 03

  Numbers, numbers.

• 1:23:05Speaker 01

  Uh, like A+?

• 1:23:08Speaker 02

  Alright, baby. I said numbers, he said A+. Uh, so different school grading might be different across the board.

• 1:23:15Speaker 01

  We had, we had like GPAs like that?

• 1:23:16Speaker 03

  I think.

• 1:23:16Speaker 02

  It wasn't GPA, it was on like a grade point, not a grade point average, that's GPA.

• 1:23:19Speaker 03

  You had like a 99 average or something?

• 1:23:21Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, uh, 97.

• 1:23:23Speaker 03

  Damn dude, I didn't have that.

• 1:23:25Speaker 02

  My senior year I had a 101.3 average. I crushed that shit.

• 1:23:29Speaker 03

  Wow. Did you win valedictorian?

• 1:23:31Speaker 02

  I did not win valedictorian.

• 1:23:32Speaker 03

  Were you like in the, you know, MVP voting?

• 1:23:35Speaker 02

  I don't think I was, it was, it was, like, the girl that won in, in our year was like, all four years, like, averaged like a 115 or something, like.

• 1:23:44Speaker 03

  What is, what is this numbers?

• 1:23:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, they take Italian or a language and you get extra credit.

• 1:23:48Speaker 03

  That's bullshit.

• 1:23:49Speaker 02

  And then it was literally like, if they get extra credit, they can factor that in.

• 1:23:54Speaker 01

  That's horseshit.

• 1:23:55Speaker 02

  Well, they need to, because, they need to, they need to go over 100 because like, if there's a cap and five people get 100, how are you gonna dictate who wins?

• 1:24:04Speaker 03

  Fight to the death.

• 1:24:05Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:24:06Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 1:24:06Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 1:24:07Speaker 01

  I did get 120 in Italian, that kind of helped me out.

• 1:24:10Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:24:10Speaker 02

  Do you speak Italian like that?

• 1:24:11Speaker 01

  No. I was just good at it.

• 1:24:15Speaker 02

  What was your best?

• 1:24:16Speaker 03

  120?

• 1:24:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:24:18Speaker 02

  What was your best? So obviously, Italian was your best. What was your best, Joey? And be honest, lunch? No, gym, physical ed, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright.

• 1:24:27Speaker 01

  It was phys ed and I was, uh, in English.

• 1:24:30Speaker 02

  Oh, okay, yeah, you're, you're well spoken, I can see that, absolutely.

• 1:24:33Speaker 01

  But, like, every science, besides earth science, rocks.

• 1:24:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:24:40Speaker 01

  You know what I mean? Chemistry and bio, my first year, did you guys do that too?

• 1:24:44Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:24:45Speaker 01

  Yeah. Absolutely, like, my teacher did me a favor by not putting me in summer school.

• 1:24:49Speaker 02

  Yeah dude, I remember the, the year that was really tough for the people in our, like, when I was in there was, uh, chemistry and physics. A lot of people struggled with physics.

• 1:25:00Speaker 01

  Physics, I don't think I was like, wait.

• 1:25:04Speaker 01

  Yeah, you know, my physics wasn't bad. Bio and Chem was horrific.

• 1:25:09Speaker 02

  Okay, I can see that.

• 1:25:11Speaker 01

  Physics and math for me. Science and math.

• 1:25:13Speaker 02

  What was your worst subject?

• 1:25:15Speaker 01

  History.

• 1:25:16Speaker 02

  Oh, boy, do I hate history. I did well in it because like

• 1:25:21Speaker 01

  It's just memorization?

• 1:25:22Speaker 02

  2010, it was like, if you're cool, so I had a deal, our, I don't know if he's still alive, I hope he is, he was a really nice guy, really cool guy.

• 1:25:30Speaker 01

  Old?

• 1:25:31Speaker 02

  He was, he was up there.

• 1:25:32Speaker 01

  Probably dead.

• 1:25:33Speaker 02

  Not up there, but like, he was there, you know?

• 1:25:35Speaker 01

  He's dead, dude.

• 1:25:35Speaker 02

  He was the coach of the basketball team.

• 1:25:37Speaker 01

  And he's dead, he's probably dead as fuck.

• 1:25:38Speaker 02

  I don't know, Jesus Christ, dude. Uh, but he gave me 15 points of extra credit every marking period because I would write the lesson on the board in the morning. So he's like, come into class every day, it was my first period, he's like, come into class every day 10 minutes early, write the bullet points on the board, and I'll give you 15, 15 points every marking period.

• 1:26:01Speaker 01

  What's 15 points? Like, if you got an 80?

• 1:26:03Speaker 02

  So if you got an 95? Yes.

• 1:26:05Speaker 01

  Oh my god.

• 1:26:06Speaker 02

  Is that even legal? That's insane! Bro, it was high school in the 2010s. They did, they did whatever the fuck they want.

• 1:26:11Speaker 01

  That's crazy.

• 1:26:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude, yeah, it was, and that was a wild deal. It also helped that my mom was a very popular person at my high school.

• 1:26:19Speaker 01

  Not only that, but was it?

• 1:26:20Speaker 02

  I like, earned my grades, but like...

• 1:26:22Speaker 01

  Was it passing in your school like 55?

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  It was originally like 65, and then I think they had to lower it to 55.

• 1:26:29Speaker 01

  Bro, imagine this, passing is 55, this guy's willing to give you 15? That's insane!

• 1:26:36Speaker 02

  Listen, dog, I was cool, like, yo, I was like, I don't think you realize how-

• 1:26:40Speaker 01

  You weren't that cool, you were showing up to class 10 minutes early.

• 1:26:42Speaker 02

  Well, no-

• 1:26:44Speaker 02

  God damn it. I'd say like, I don't think you realize how cool I was with the teachers and staff at my school.

• 1:26:50Speaker 01

  When I came to your school that one time, you're like the mayor, dude. Like, it's getting to everybody.

• 1:26:55Speaker 02

  But also, not only because like, and I say this a lot, like, my mom worked there.

• 1:26:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:27:00Speaker 02

  But like, I was also good as a student, you know what I mean? Like, if my mom worked there and I was a piece of shit, they'd be like, fuck this kid.

• 1:27:06Speaker 01

  But even before that school, I feel like in, uh, your other school, it was still like that. You were cool with all the teachers.

• 1:27:13Speaker 02

  I was cool with them. I actually spoke to my buddy the other day about it. Um, I was cool with them, but like, I wasn't as good of a student, so people-

• 1:27:22Speaker 02

  Like, basically, like, it was like a give and take a little bit. But, what are you gonna do?

• 1:27:28Speaker 01

  We're gonna dope. We're gonna dope.

• 1:27:30Speaker 02

  Uh, geez. Ran a little long here, folks.

• 1:27:33Speaker 01

  It's a big one. Um, but listen, that's a big one. Uh, but listen, we're gonna run over these dates one more time, but guys, again, tomorrow, uh, at noon. Okay, noon eastern, 12:00 PM eastern, pre-sale starts with the code Basement.

• 1:27:46Speaker 02

  Say what tomorrow is.

• 1:27:47Speaker 01

  Tomorrow is May 13th.

• 1:27:49Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:27:49Speaker 01

  May 13th, pre-sale code Basement at thebasementyard.com. Uh, you can get all the tickets. St. Louis, June 28th. Kansas City's gonna be around there too, either, possibly the 27th, I would say. San Diego, July 10th and 11th. San Francisco, July 12th. Atlantic City, July 18th. Minneapolis, July 24th. Milwaukee, July 25th. Chicago, July 26th. Toronto, August 9th. Detroit, oh, Toronto, August 6th. Detroit, August 9th. Uh, Phoenix, August 28th. Vegas, Labor Day weekend. Columbus, September 18th. Pittsburgh, September 20th. Philly on September 27th. South Florida, October 16th. Orlando, October 17th. Tampa, October 19th.

• 1:28:34Speaker 01

  DC, October 23rd. Boston, November 6th. And New York City, November 13th. Okay, again, May 13th. Pre-sale code is Basement at thebasementyard.com. General sale, which just means that you don't need codes at that point, will be May 16th. Also at thebasementyard.com. Come out to the shows, like I said, it's gonna be a brand new show. Uh, it's a lot of fun, we like, we're shot, workshopped some stuff over in the UK. And we're very excited about where the show is and bringing it back to the States, so... Hopefully, we see you guys out there, we're really excited and thank you for all the support.

• 1:29:06Speaker 02

  Yep, alright, we'll see ya, guys, later.

• 1:29:10Speaker 01

  See ya next time!

• 1:29:11Speaker 02

  Ooh, that was a big one.