#483 - There's Human DNA In Hot Dogs

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome back to the

• 0:06Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the Basement Yard. My co-host is over here, about to suck his pinky? What's he already doing over there?

• 0:12Speaker 00

  Oh, careful. You decided to dress like a fucking Christmas tree today?

• 0:15Speaker 01

  Why are you starting every episode like you're yelling at me?

• 0:17Speaker 00

  I gotta be honest, I gotta be honest. I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. Forgive me. You wanna start over? I'll start. Let me open.

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Go, go, go, go, go. Josh, keep this in.

• 0:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, no.

• 0:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wanna see how fucking, you're so angry these days.

• 0:28Speaker 00

  Welcome back to the Basement Yard. It's Frank from the Basement Yard. I'm here with my co-host, um, Joe.

• 0:35Speaker 01

  You look like a fucking idiot. See, this is how you start episodes.

• 0:38Speaker 00

  I know. You know, you know, it's just, it's that time of the year where I gotta, I gotta like...

• 0:42Speaker 01

  First of all, it's supposed to be the most joyous time of the year.

• 0:43Speaker 00

  It is the most joyous time of the year, but the time of the year- It's the most wonderful time of the year.

• 0:50Speaker 01

  Sang by Andy Williams, not Bing Crosby, he's a bad guy.

• 0:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 0:54Speaker 01

  Well, Andy Williams may have done-

• 0:56Speaker 00

  I'm sure all of them did some shit, you know?

• 0:58Speaker 01

  I'm sure they were all swinging.

• 0:58Speaker 00

  You, forgot swinging. Like, oh, you mean swinging? Yeah, no, not like swinging, like here are my keys.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Well, they were probably doing that too.

• 1:05Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:06Speaker 01

  Oh, swinging? I thought you were meant dancing.

• 1:08Speaker 00

  Oh, I thought you meant fucking-

• 1:09Speaker 01

  Now we have three definitions of swinging.

• 1:12Speaker 00

  I thought you meant like fucking each other's friends and shit like that.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  Oh, well, props.

• 1:17Speaker 00

  You think they were doing all that?

• 1:18Speaker 01

  I think so. Weren't they all messing with their secretaries back then?

• 1:21Speaker 00

  Well, yeah, but that was, that was like, they believed that. That was like, that was, that was what men are meant to do.

• 1:27Speaker 01

  Yeah, cigarettes, whiskey during the day, having sex with the secretary.

• 1:30Speaker 00

  I'll be honest with you.

• 1:33Speaker 00

  The drinking during the day?

• 1:35Speaker 01

  Whiskey during the, the, when light is out is kinda wild.

• 1:39Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:41Speaker 00

  I don't hate it. I don't hate it.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  I hate it.

• 1:44Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:45Speaker 01

  I don't think I've ever had whiskey when the sun was up.

• 1:48Speaker 00

  Uh, man, I-

• 1:49Speaker 01

  That wasn't mixed with shit.

• 1:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, yeah, exactly. A Jack and Coke doesn't count.

• 1:54Speaker 01

  Drinking like, a whiskey neat is bananas and the sun is out?

• 1:58Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, you need to put an ice cube or two in that. Although, you know, like, people get into the whole like, you're ruining it!

• 2:05Speaker 01

  I drank everything, oh, not everything, but like, I drank with, actually, I guess everything, except wine, with a ice cube.

• 2:14Speaker 00

  Water too?

• 2:15Speaker 01

  Like if you get a cup of- Oh, I love water with ice cubes.

• 2:17Speaker 00

  I do too, but I'm saying like if you, if someone gives you a cup of water, would you like with ice or without ice? You'd prefer with?

• 2:21Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm not gonna make them do an extra.

• 2:23Speaker 00

  I mean, it's just right there. It's just right there.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  I know, but I'm not gonna ask. I'm just gonna say, can I have a cup of water?

• 2:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 2:29Speaker 01

  Although, if I'm at your house, not your house, but anybody's house, and I ask for a cup of water and you hand me room temperature water? This is a pigsty.

• 2:38Speaker 00

  Really?

• 2:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's insane.

• 2:40Speaker 00

  Really?

• 2:40Speaker 01

  It'd make it cold.

• 2:41Speaker 00

  Bro, do you know that I, I met people in my life that like prefer room temperature water? I don't mind it.

• 2:47Speaker 01

  What are they, lizards?

• 2:48Speaker 00

  I don't, I guess so. I guess so. I guess so. It doesn't, I have no, I'm not staking my flag in any part of the ground here. Like, I don't feel any particular way about the temperature of water.

• 3:00Speaker 01

  The water should be on the colder side. I'm not saying it has to be freezing cold, but like, you're gonna hand me room temperature water? Like I'm drinking out of the toilet?

• 3:08Speaker 00

  Too cold though? It hurts my throat.

• 3:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't go too-

• 3:10Speaker 00

  Don't go too cold because then it gets, my throat gets too cold? And I could like track the water go down my esophagus into my stomach? I don't like that.

• 3:18Speaker 01

  I do that with coffee pretty much every day. You drink hot coffee and it's like, I could feel.

• 3:22Speaker 00

  Really? I was just gonna ask a stupid question, but-

• 3:24Speaker 01

  It should be good.

• 3:25Speaker 00

  I shouldn't, right?

• 3:26Speaker 01

  Right. No, you should.

• 3:27Speaker 00

  Okay. Water goes in your stomach?

• 3:30Speaker 01

  Where else would it go?

• 3:31Speaker 00

  I don't know. Like, it gets like, you know how there's like leach fields and, and stuff like that on like-

• 3:35Speaker 01

  No, I don't.

• 3:36Speaker 00

  Never heard of a leach field?

• 3:38Speaker 01

  No.

• 3:38Speaker 00

  Well, because at the lake house, we had septic tanks, which-

• 3:42Speaker 01

  Frank, you're a human being. You're not a septic tank.

• 3:45Speaker 00

  I, um, just, listen to me. First of all, you ask the right people. Depending on what I eat, I am a septic tank, okay?

• 3:52Speaker 01

  That is fair.

• 3:52Speaker 00

  You know, we all are sometimes. Uh, but, when we were setting up the septic tank, septic tanks are meant to just house solids. Like the liquids, if, if, if it houses liquids, it could fill up prematurely and, you know, it's not a good system. So you install something called a leach field. So it's like a tube that comes off of your sewage line, so like- Liquids just go into the ground.

• 4:15Speaker 01

  Uh, I think that everything goes into the stomach and then it kind of like goes.

• 4:19Speaker 00

  But I'm saying like, I would imagine, this would be, hold on, this might be, I guess, I can't pitch this invention to anyone because we're all made by the same creator.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  You're also getting things wrong, so I don't know that you're inventing it.

• 4:30Speaker 00

  But like, what if we changed our bodies, so like, when you drink water?

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 4:34Speaker 00

  It like seeps.

• 4:35Speaker 01

  Oh, you wanna reinvent the human body? Go ahead.

• 4:39Speaker 00

  I'm just saying, wouldn't it make more sense if water didn't go in our stomach and it like, would, the stomach was just like, only for solids? And water seeped into other stuff?

• 4:49Speaker 01

  I agree. Well, I, I think that it, it should just be spread out.

• 4:53Speaker 00

  That, yes.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  My arms, my hands, my legs.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Right?

• 4:56Speaker 01

  But everything's right here.

• 4:58Speaker 00

  Uh, that shouldn't, that is poor design. Hey, God, I know you're watching, cuz you're always watching. You, Santa Claus.

• 5:04Speaker 01

  And that's it.

• 5:05Speaker 00

  And big.

• 5:05Speaker 01

  And the devil?

• 5:06Speaker 00

  And big.

• 5:06Speaker 01

  And my grandma, my dead grandma?

• 5:08Speaker 00

  Big brother. The five.

• 5:09Speaker 01

  Big brother.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  Parties that are always watching.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  The birds?

• 5:12Speaker 00

  Wait, the big, oh, bir- birds too?

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, they're, that's the government.

• 5:16Speaker 00

  The birds. Big brother.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  Big brother is the government.

• 5:19Speaker 00

  Oh, okay, so we'll put them together. Big brother.

• 5:22Speaker 01

  Right. Santa Claus.

• 5:23Speaker 00

  Santa Claus, God, your grandmother, the devil.

• 5:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 5:27Speaker 00

  Always watching.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  What a group.

• 5:29Speaker 00

  What a group.

• 5:30Speaker 01

  That sounds like a cool tattoo.

• 5:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um.

• 5:35Speaker 00

  Like reinvent the body a little bit.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Right, yeah.

• 5:39Speaker 00

  You know, like, there are certain things, like, we don't need, like, some of the stuff we got in there, like, wasn't like a gallbladder, like, pointless?

• 5:45Speaker 01

  Well, also, what's piss? You know what I mean?

• 5:48Speaker 00

  That's water.

• 5:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, but what it, but like, how does it get there?

• 5:54Speaker 00

  Well, I think it has to go through our, like, our, like, kidneys or pancreas or something and it like.

• 5:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, but like.

• 5:59Speaker 00

  It like fishes out the bad stuff, so we're pissing out the bad stuff.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  So, so.

• 6:05Speaker 00

  Here we are.

• 6:06Speaker 01

  Just bear with, I know there's people who are smart to listen to the show.

• 6:09Speaker 00

  Why? I'll ask why.

• 6:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, you're not really helping yourself.

• 6:12Speaker 00

  You're not.

• 6:12Speaker 01

  But here's, I'm with you now, okay? I mean, it goes into the stomach because it has to. And if it doesn't, that is a complete shock to this person.

• 6:20Speaker 00

  Um, these pieces, persons.

• 6:22Speaker 01

  Pieces of persons.

• 6:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:23Speaker 01

  But when you drink water, right, and it goes into the stomach?

• 6:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  How does it get to the kidney? Because there has to be some sort of filtration system.

• 6:30Speaker 00

  I imagine there's like an old, you know, like, you know, because you, you obviously, you remember crossing guards. They're all old and white. I imagine there's like an old, white crossing guard. Who's just like, "Hold on, hold on, piss that way."

• 6:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:44Speaker 00

  You know, and you, chocolate over there.

• 6:47Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:47Speaker 00

  You know?

• 6:47Speaker 01

  I should have paid more attention to Osmosis Jones. That movie probably explains a lot of stuff.

• 6:51Speaker 00

  Oh, I haven't.

• 6:52Speaker 01

  For idiots like us.

• 6:53Speaker 00

  I haven't watched, uh, careful with the idiots, but.

• 6:56Speaker 01

  I mean, that's the only reason why I know what a uvula is.

• 6:59Speaker 00

  Puss, uh, oh, no, that's not, that's the thing in the back of the throat, thing in the back of the throat, yeah. I haven't watched, I'm sorry, I, I, I thought you were saying.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 7:08Speaker 00

  Uh, urethra.

• 7:08Speaker 01

  No, you were thinking vulva.

• 7:11Speaker 00

  Oh, see, now we're getting into cars.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  Urethra also is down there.

• 7:14Speaker 00

  Now we're getting into cars and shit.

• 7:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, Volvos now.

• 7:17Speaker 00

  Volvo, vulva, yeah. You know, hey, whoever that car.

• 7:21Speaker 01

  Velma, you know what I mean?

• 7:23Speaker 00

  Oh, now we're getting.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Underrated character in Scooby Doo, by the way.

• 7:26Speaker 00

  I think appropriately rated.

• 7:27Speaker 01

  Nah.

• 7:28Speaker 00

  Her show.

• 7:29Speaker 01

  Better than Daphne.

• 7:32Speaker 00

  Come on, dude.

• 7:32Speaker 01

  Better than Daphne.

• 7:33Speaker 00

  Come on, dude.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  Better than Daphne.

• 7:35Speaker 00

  You're crazy.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  I'm not.

• 7:36Speaker 00

  Listen, I think that there are audiences for both characters.

• 7:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:41Speaker 00

  But if you're walking around and saying that Daphne had it going on more than Velma?

• 7:47Speaker 01

  No, no, no, Velma had it more.

• 7:48Speaker 00

  I, I, I'm, I'm sorry, you're right. If that's what you're saying, I think you're a little, you're a little crazy.

• 7:52Speaker 01

  We, we, listen, one for you, one for me.

• 7:55Speaker 00

  I, fair, yeah, fair. The bob cut lost me. You have to admit, the haircut kinda sucks.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  Hair can change.

• 8:01Speaker 00

  Hair can change, and it, I'll go one further, should.

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Well, it's all about the vibes.

• 8:06Speaker 00

  But she was also kind of a dork, you know?

• 8:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, but then like, but like the dorks.

• 8:11Speaker 00

  I do like.

• 8:11Speaker 01

  Sometimes the dorks got.

• 8:13Speaker 00

  I do like dorks, you know what? You gotta pull me back here because Becca's a dork and I like dorks.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  She, the word dork?

• 8:20Speaker 00

  If you mix.

• 8:21Speaker 01

  The word dork sounds like when you throw something and it bounces, like doink.

• 8:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  Doink is what I'm thinking.

• 8:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 8:31Speaker 01

  This show is stupid. I hate this show.

• 8:33Speaker 00

  Really?

• 8:34Speaker 01

  No, I love it.

• 8:35Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 8:35Speaker 01

  I absolutely love it.

• 8:36Speaker 00

  What was I gonna say?

• 8:37Speaker 01

  And also, we still don't know where the stomach is going.

• 8:39Speaker 00

  Uh, no, the stomach isn't going anywhere.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  No, I guess what I meant.

• 8:42Speaker 00

  It remains firmly intact. What's holding the stomach up?

• 8:47Speaker 01

  The intestines.

• 8:49Speaker 00

  It's just sitting at... What's holding our intestines? Our fucking gooch?

• 8:52Speaker 01

  The organs are like connected to musc-

• 8:55Speaker 00

  Ah, see, see, see, see, see, see.

• 8:57Speaker 01

  I can't even get that right.

• 8:57Speaker 00

  See, this-

• 8:58Speaker 01

  It's all hooks.

• 8:59Speaker 00

  This is a fu-

• 9:02Speaker 00

  It's all hooks and bags. That's all the human body is. Hooks, bags. That's it.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  But also, like, I don't understand how I can eat something and then lay down and it doesn't just come up.

• 9:16Speaker 00

  Because muscles, I think. I think.

• 9:18Speaker 01

  Because they hold them in.

• 9:19Speaker 00

  I think, I think, well, I don't know about all that.

• 9:21Speaker 01

  I meant like that.

• 9:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't know if they're holding them in, you know?

• 9:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, take it easy.

• 9:27Speaker 00

  That's what you were doing.

• 9:27Speaker 01

  I was not doing that.

• 9:28Speaker 00

  You were jerking off your stomach.

• 9:29Speaker 01

  I was not. You spit on your hands and did that.

• 9:31Speaker 00

  I didn't do this. Dry, dry, baby. There's no spit on this.

• 9:35Speaker 01

  You sucked it dry?

• 9:36Speaker 00

  Come on now. See, now you're getting out of control.

• 9:38Speaker 01

  Alright.

• 9:39Speaker 00

  Back to you looking like a bar of soap.

• 9:42Speaker 01

  Right.

• 9:43Speaker 00

  So-

• 9:44Speaker 01

  If the soap was this color, I'd love it.

• 9:46Speaker 00

  There, there are soaps that color. Fucking free plug for them. Dr. Squatch has some soaps that color.

• 9:51Speaker 01

  You love that Squatch.

• 9:52Speaker 00

  I do kinda like it.

• 9:53Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:54Speaker 00

  You know, if they wanna send me something, you know?

• 9:57Speaker 01

  Soap is a big one for me. I love it.

• 9:59Speaker 00

  Where do you, how do you stand, like, what's your soap, like, walk me through your soap routine? And I'm not saying like-

• 10:06Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 10:06Speaker 00

  Like, how many soaps do you use during a regular shower?

• 10:09Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 10:10Speaker 00

  What is the method in which you use them? Is there an order? Cause I have an order and a method.

• 10:14Speaker 01

  Well, we've gone over the order numerous times. I will say this, I don't think I'm shampooing enough.

• 10:19Speaker 00

  No, I think you're probably, how many times do you wash your hair?

• 10:21Speaker 01

  I hardly.

• 10:23Speaker 00

  That's good. Your hair should, you should allow your hair to build up its natural oils.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  I get, I get dandy.

• 10:28Speaker 00

  Oh, so then you got fucked up head. That, you got a fucked up head.

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Fucked up head.

• 10:32Speaker 00

  You need to use some head and shoulders or something, babe.

• 10:33Speaker 01

  Knees and toes as well.

• 10:34Speaker 00

  Well, no, no, no. The knees and toes, you can, you know, you use those enough when you're on all four of them.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:39Speaker 00

  Uh, I think that-

• 10:43Speaker 01

  You pig. Uh. Okay, now you're way too excited. That was insane.

• 10:50Speaker 00

  Pig is coming back. Yeah, it's fucking...

• 10:52Speaker 01

  Um, what was that?

• 10:53Speaker 00

  Jumanji, Jumanji's going on here.

• 10:54Speaker 01

  That sounded like a fucking ten-foot phone started vibrating. What was that? Did you hear that? Now I'm talking to the camera.

• 11:00Speaker 00

  How do you know, how do you know what big vibrations sound like, huh?

• 11:03Speaker 01

  Frank.

• 11:03Speaker 00

  You sitting on sibians?

• 11:04Speaker 01

  Don't make me say it. Sitting on sibians?

• 11:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, I don't know.

• 11:07Speaker 01

  No, I would though.

• 11:08Speaker 00

  Um, but...

• 11:09Speaker 01

  With jeans on.

• 11:10Speaker 00

  Crazy. Absolutely.

• 11:13Speaker 01

  You wouldn't just hop on to see what's going on?

• 11:15Speaker 00

  No!

• 11:16Speaker 01

  Why? You too manly?

• 11:17Speaker 00

  I'm too afraid.

• 11:18Speaker 01

  Toxic masculinity.

• 11:19Speaker 00

  I'm too afraid. My masculinity is fucking...

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Frank.

• 11:23Speaker 00

  Grimer, muck, coughing, very toxic, Joey.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  Oh, okay. I was like, where are you going with that? That was crazy. You're a dork. Doink?

• 11:30Speaker 00

  Dork and pig.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  You're a dork.

• 11:32Speaker 00

  In one episode. In a matter of like five minutes.

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Listen, I didn't say pig.

• 11:37Speaker 00

  You just said pig!

• 11:38Speaker 01

  What did I say?

• 11:38Speaker 00

  You called me a pig!

• 11:39Speaker 01

  For what?

• 11:40Speaker 00

  Something.

• 11:41Speaker 01

  I don't think I called you a pig. I think I just said pig, like pig.

• 11:43Speaker 00

  Ah, Josh, run the tape back.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  Yeah, I do want to, I do want to see that tape.

• 11:46Speaker 00

  You pigged it.

• 11:46Speaker 01

  You wouldn't get on a sibian though? Because you think it's what? You think it's gay?

• 11:51Speaker 00

  I mean, I guess I would, but I have no desire to find out if I like getting my ass fucking tickled.

• 11:58Speaker 01

  I just peer pressured you?

• 11:59Speaker 00

  You did.

• 12:00Speaker 01

  Into a sibian.

• 12:00Speaker 00

  Into a sibian.

• 12:01Speaker 01

  That was awesome. I'd get on it though.

• 12:03Speaker 00

  Really?

• 12:04Speaker 01

  I don't even know what it looks like.

• 12:05Speaker 00

  By the way, you also, you said jeans, which is wild.

• 12:07Speaker 01

  Well, I'm not gonna like fucking sit on it raw.

• 12:10Speaker 00

  I'm not, there's so many things in between raw and jeans, Joey.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  I just like, jeans, jeans would have a good barrier between me and the sib.

• 12:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, but then if it would rub on you, that it would be like fucking starting a fire with some kindling.

• 12:27Speaker 01

  That is true.

• 12:28Speaker 00

  You're, you're, you have very dry pubes. You've often spoke about that.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  I don't know if I've ever said that out loud, but I feel like you're right.

• 12:35Speaker 00

  So, it might start a fire.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  Very dry pubes.

• 12:38Speaker 00

  So wait, so what is your...

• 12:40Speaker 01

  Yo, pubes would just go up in flames.

• 12:43Speaker 00

  All hair, all hair's flaming.

• 12:44Speaker 01

  No, but like, pubes specifically. I saw a video recently of a Christmas tree going up and I was like, damn, that's quick. And I imagine pubes is like that.

• 12:51Speaker 00

  You know what? Go home, do an experiment. Put some of your like beard hair on the, uh, you know, light that up.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  And light them.

• 12:58Speaker 00

  Put some pubes, put some head hair, see what happens.

• 13:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. Stinky. Hair stinks.

• 13:02Speaker 00

  Uh, it does stinky when it's burned.

• 13:04Speaker 01

  Yeah. Whoa, speaking of hair, wanted to talk, that's a weird way to segue into.

• 13:09Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, or not.

• 13:10Speaker 01

  I saw a thing that, uh, cause I tweeted about it, but like, apparently there was a study done about hot dogs. You know how we feel about hot dogs on this show. And it was like, uh, human DNA was found in American hot dogs. Clear Foods, Clear Foods analyzed 345 hot dog products and found human DNA in 2% of the samples. And then I said, I don't, I don't really know what they'd have to find in hot dogs that would make me stop eating them because I just found out that it isn't human DNA. So I'm gonna continue eating hot dogs, even if you tell me there's 2% people in it.

• 13:44Speaker 00

  Hold on, hold on. Let's do some simple math here.

• 13:47Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 13:47Speaker 00

  345 hot dogs.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  What's 2% of that?

• 13:49Speaker 00

  What's 2% of that?

• 13:51Speaker 01

  Just a few dogs.

• 13:52Speaker 00

  It's just like, uh, like.

• 13:53Speaker 01

  Seven?

• 13:53Speaker 00

  What's, well, let's, let's think.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Eight?

• 13:55Speaker 00

  A third, uh, oh, half of that is what?

• 13:58Speaker 01

  Well, 2% of a hundred is two. So you have six right there.

• 14:02Speaker 00

  Like, so let's say, let's say seven and change.

• 14:04Speaker 01

  It's like eight, yeah.

• 14:05Speaker 00

  Maybe, maybe six and change. So let's say seven.

• 14:07Speaker 01

  I'll give you nine. It doesn't matter.

• 14:09Speaker 00

  I'm gonna say this. If 2% of all of the hot dogs I've eaten in a season happens to have a little bit of human DNA in it.

• 14:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:18Speaker 00

  I consider that a job well done. I mean.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  Bro, also if you tell me that if I eat my own finger, it'll taste like a hot dog.

• 14:25Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 14:26Speaker 01

  We're gonna have a bigger problem.

• 14:27Speaker 00

  This finger's going down my throat, let me tell you.

• 14:30Speaker 01

  Didn't, Jesus. Uh, but yeah, I'm eating parts of me, probably.

• 14:34Speaker 00

  I don't.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  It'll make surviving a plane crash a lot easier if I know that humans taste like hot dogs. If I gotta eat my friend because we landed on the side of a mountain.

• 14:42Speaker 00

  I'll tell you this.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  Oh god, this is, this is weakly, we need to be careful what we're gonna say.

• 14:48Speaker 00

  I- if it came down to a, a, a drastic heartbreaking situation like that.

• 14:53Speaker 01

  Where we had to eat each other?

• 14:54Speaker 00

  And we had to eat each other and we cooked each other and it just tasted like hot dogs?

• 15:00Speaker 00

  Honestly, happy accident, let me tell ya.

• 15:02Speaker 01

  Hell yeah dude, like Bob Ross, happy accidents. Also regeneration, like if you cut-

• 15:07Speaker 00

  I don't think, I don't think humans-

• 15:08Speaker 01

  Frank, if you cut a piece out of my leg, it's gonna grow back in some capacity.

• 15:15Speaker 00

  We're not lizards, Joey, I don't think, like if I cut off your toe, your toe doesn't come back.

• 15:19Speaker 01

  No, no, no, not a whole toe, I'm taking, take a little chunk out of my leg.

• 15:23Speaker 00

  I think, I think, Joey, I think-

• 15:25Speaker 01

  I can't make more tissue?

• 15:26Speaker 00

  I don't know if your body's gonna-

• 15:28Speaker 01

  Think about cuts.

• 15:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, cuts is different, healing your skin, it fucking seals it back up.

• 15:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. Which is crazy, when you think about that. The fact that you get a cut and it just closes and goes away is nuts.

• 15:41Speaker 00

  I've gotten cuts so thin that I just like, I, I remember once I cut this part of my hand here, uh, with a box cutter, and it was so, like, I just held it like that to like, go get a Band-Aid, and then when, by the time I got to where I was going, it had already sealed, but like, it still hurt, you know what I mean?

• 15:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 15:58Speaker 00

  It was just, but I, I, I, first of all, what kind of human DNA are we talking? Because-

• 16:03Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying, it could have been hair, which I'll eat a hair-

• 16:05Speaker 00

  Hair.

• 16:06Speaker 01

  I've eaten hair at restaurants, probably.

• 16:07Speaker 00

  Hair, spit, piss.

• 16:10Speaker 01

  Piss, well who's pissing into the hotdog tank?

• 16:13Speaker 00

  I'm saying people that are fucking turkeys, Joey, I don't know.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  Who's fucking turkey?

• 16:16Speaker 00

  You didn't hear about that?

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, that's right.

• 16:18Speaker 00

  Butterball, allegedly, there was a PETA had done an investigation and they found people were like, having sex with their turkeys, which, they get some pretty juicy turkeys and I guess-

• 16:27Speaker 01

  Like alive turkey, or like the turkey, like a Thanksgiving turkey?

• 16:30Speaker 00

  I don't know, I'm not quite sure, whi- which is worse?

• 16:34Speaker 01

  The alive turkey.

• 16:35Speaker 00

  You sure about that?

• 16:36Speaker 01

  Yes, I am, I am very positive.

• 16:38Speaker 00

  Okay, um, but, of, of the several ways that I know that human DNA can transfer into something, piss, spit-

• 16:48Speaker 01

  Hair.

• 16:48Speaker 00

  Hair.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Skin, skin.

• 16:51Speaker 00

  Skin, you know?

• 16:51Speaker 01

  Skin, uh, skin, what are you called?

• 16:53Speaker 00

  If it's not there, it's like, you know, it's the idea of like, ignorance is bliss. If I don't know it's there, I'm, I'm better off. You know what I'm saying?

• 17:01Speaker 01

  I will say, 2% is a lot. It is a lot when you think about it.

• 17:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's more than like human error would allow.

• 17:08Speaker 01

  It's not nearly high. Six percent isn't high enough for me to go.

• 17:13Speaker 00

  I'll be honest, I'll be honest, I'm a piece of shit consumer. I'll just be like, what's the name of this company? I just won't have that company's hot dogs.

• 17:19Speaker 01

  I will go as far to go out of my way to be like, let's roll the dice.

• 17:23Speaker 00

  Oh, like let's just start eating them. Yeah, here's the thing. You know us, the basement boys. We had another successful 2024, uh, which, um, you know, another dog sucking season down. It's funny. I actually stumbled upon the clip recently that we said that for next year, for 2025, this dog sucking season, the theme is going to be the dog sucks you. Which at this point in time, technically, technically.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  I don't think we can promote that.

• 17:52Speaker 00

  I think the dog sucks you. I think technically, in a way, this is kind of bringing to fruition the idea that like,

• 18:02Speaker 00

  humans and hot dogs now have a symbiotic relationship. We need each other to exist. Hot dogs wouldn't exist if we wouldn't eat them and we wouldn't exist unless we ate hot dogs. So now it's good with the circle of life. I've been watching a lot of Lion King lately. Hold on here. I've stumbled upon a great point.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 18:19Speaker 00

  The circle of life. The lion eats the antelope, the lion dies, becomes the grass, the grass gets eaten by the antelope. Circle of life. Hear me out.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  A human is born. They live their life. They eat a hot dog.

• 18:35Speaker 01

  Uh huh.

• 18:36Speaker 00

  They then become part of the hot dog at some point in their natural or post-natural life.

• 18:41Speaker 01

  Explain that part. What are you talking about?

• 18:43Speaker 00

  The human DNA.

• 18:44Speaker 01

  Oh, got it.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  Whether, whether.

• 18:45Speaker 01

  It's not, yeah, but they're not like.

• 18:48Speaker 00

  You never know.

• 18:49Speaker 01

  Making the hot dogs six feet deep.

• 18:51Speaker 00

  Uh, well, possibly. What if it's like, you know, what if the human DNA that has been.

• 18:56Speaker 01

  What if the hot dog stand is on a hot dog factory?

• 18:57Speaker 00

  On top of a cemetery.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Right. It could.

• 19:01Speaker 00

  Or what if I go to say, you know, pay, pay, you know, pay my.

• 19:04Speaker 01

  Pay respect.

• 19:04Speaker 00

  Pay my respects and lay my, you know, you know, my family member to rest and I touch them one last time. And then I sprinkle that over the hot dog factory. Listen.

• 19:16Speaker 01

  That'd be disgusting.

• 19:16Speaker 00

  It would, but I'm just saying, circle of life.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, I don't think.

• 19:22Speaker 00

  It's what fuels us all.

• 19:23Speaker 01

  It's crazy, like, how long that was and how incoherent it was at the same time. At one point, you said, "We wouldn't exist if we didn't eat hot dogs."

• 19:33Speaker 00

  In theory, in theory, hear me out.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  Frank, I've heard you inside and out, and there's the theory is debunked.

• 19:42Speaker 00

  I don't think so. I think through time, we have found that some of the greatest contributions to the culinary world have been phallic shaped. Hot dogs, subs, popsicles. It is only natural that we keep finding our way back, like two ships upon the horizon, eventually, they will meet again. And, no matter what you do, us humans will always find our way to hot dogs, and hot dogs will always find their way to us.

• 20:15Speaker 00

  Sausages!

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:17Speaker 00

  Them too!

• 20:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, sausages are great, but they're not technic- I mean, they're round because we shove it in a thing. They're not actual.

• 20:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, what do you think a hot dog is, brother?

• 20:27Speaker 01

  What is?

• 20:27Speaker 00

  It's encasing.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 20:31Speaker 00

  That's why when you bite into some, it snaps at you.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  I kinda like that. Yeah, that's my favorite part.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  So.

• 20:36Speaker 01

  I kinda like when, when, when hot dogs have a little balloon knot at the end.

• 20:39Speaker 00

  Oh, like the little, yeah, I know what you're talking about. Like the little asshole at the end.

• 20:42Speaker 01

  Yeah, the little asshole at the end.

• 20:43Speaker 00

  Yeah, I do, I don't hate it.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  If it comes to a point, I go, "Eh," and I bite it.

• 20:47Speaker 00

  You bite it off because you're.

• 20:48Speaker 01

  But I spit it out.

• 20:48Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  I do.

• 20:50Speaker 00

  Why do you spit that out, but you'll eat the rest of the hot dog?

• 20:52Speaker 01

  Because I, I just don't, I don't know, like, if, if the hot, at the end of the hot dog has a point, I go, "Uh."

• 20:57Speaker 00

  It's like a water balloon, right?

• 20:58Speaker 01

  I can feel like the point, and then go, "Pff," and I spit it out.

• 21:00Speaker 00

  Do you?

• 21:01Speaker 01

  At the same time.

• 21:01Speaker 00

  There's that human DNA that's getting into them.

• 21:03Speaker 01

  If you ever, have you ever stirred something and there's bubbles? I take the spoon and I eat the bubbles first, and I throw the spoon, and then I drink the drink.

• 21:10Speaker 00

  What?

• 21:11Speaker 01

  You don't understand what I'm saying? If I'm stirring something, right, and it creates bubbles?

• 21:14Speaker 00

  What is, what are you stirring? Soap?

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Chocolate milk, I don't know, or like-

• 21:18Speaker 00

  Chocolate milk?

• 21:18Speaker 01

  Or a protein shake.

• 21:19Speaker 00

  Why do you have such a strong wrist?

• 21:21Speaker 01

  No, no, no, it's not about that, Frank. You, if you-

• 21:23Speaker 00

  Have you ever stirred anything in your life?

• 21:25Speaker 01

  I have, I stir all the time. It makes bubble, I mean, you're stirring fucking tea, very lightly.

• 21:29Speaker 00

  I don't stir tea, bitch, I have it still, the way I like it.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  Got it. So, if you stir anything, right, quick enough where you're like, trying to mix something, then there becomes bubbles, I take the spoon, and I eat the bubbles, and then I drink the drink.

• 21:41Speaker 00

  You just wanna feel them pop in your mouth, don't you, you freak?

• 21:44Speaker 01

  No, I just feel like I don't, I don't want the bubbles to be in every sip, I'd rather to get them all out of the way.

• 21:50Speaker 00

  Get them out of the way? They're part of the drink!

• 21:52Speaker 01

  I know, I mean-

• 21:54Speaker 00

  They are the offspring of whatever action, the chemical reaction that you just fucking underwent.

• 21:59Speaker 01

  I don't like them.

• 22:00Speaker 00

  Caused!

• 22:00Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't like them, I don't like them.

• 22:02Speaker 00

  You ever wanna eat the bubbles on like, a beach, like, you see the beach has like, bubbles and stuff?

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Frank, those look disgusting.

• 22:08Speaker 00

  Oh, they look yummy, dude.

• 22:09Speaker 01

  You like that?

• 22:10Speaker 00

  They look yummy.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  Because it's also like, met with like-

• 22:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, it looks like it could be piss, let's be honest.

• 22:17Speaker 01

  It's the jizz of the ocean.

• 22:18Speaker 00

  Eh!

• 22:20Speaker 01

  Oh, it does look like frothy piss.

• 22:22Speaker 00

  It does look like frothy piss.

• 22:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 22:23Speaker 00

  But it does look like it would be fun to like-

• 22:25Speaker 01

  There's like, a paste, also, though.

• 22:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, alright, maybe, maybe, maybe I shouldn't.

• 22:29Speaker 01

  Seaweed sucks, too.

• 22:31Speaker 00

  Dude, seaweed's delicious.

• 22:34Speaker 01

  Delicious is insane.

• 22:35Speaker 00

  Seaweed, have you, dude-

• 22:37Speaker 01

  Of course I've had seaweed.

• 22:38Speaker 00

  Okay, and you don't like it?

• 22:39Speaker 01

  It barely has a taste, and it's salty, what is delicious about that?

• 22:42Speaker 00

  Bug, you're buggin'!

• 22:44Speaker 01

  Frank, explain how this is like, a savory thing.

• 22:47Speaker 00

  It is, it ta- if you have like, seaweed chips, it has like, a savory taste to it.

• 22:51Speaker 01

  I don't know what savory means, to be honest.

• 22:54Speaker 00

  Umami. It's one of the flavor indicators on your tongue.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  I know that, but I don't, I can't, I can't even-

• 23:00Speaker 00

  Like, soy saucey, it has like, a-

• 23:02Speaker 01

  Soy sauce is like, salty, that's why-

• 23:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, but there's also an umami richness to it.

• 23:05Speaker 01

  Right, you know, see, now you're saying things that I don't-

• 23:07Speaker 00

  I'm not saying anything that your brain should not already fucking comprehend!

• 23:11Speaker 01

  I know what umami is a thing, I just don't know what that tastes like to me, I just don't know.

• 23:16Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 23:17Speaker 01

  I, I know salty, I know sweet, and sour, and like, that's it. I haven't graduated to the other, I haven't-

• 23:23Speaker 00

  What about spicy?

• 23:23Speaker 01

  Spicy, yeah, I know spicy.

• 23:25Speaker 00

  You know spicy.

• 23:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:26Speaker 00

  You remember that, that fucking, uh, that, uh, science experiment we would do in like, 5th and 6th grade, where it would be like, each of these cotton swabs, or, uh, what are they called?

• 23:37Speaker 01

  Q-tips.

• 23:37Speaker 00

  Q-tips have a different flavor on them. Put them on different parts of your tongue and it's just like, here is salty, here is sweet, here is spicy. You don't remember that?

• 23:46Speaker 01

  No, I don't think I did that.

• 23:48Speaker 00

  Oh, that's right, because you went to a fucking high school where they were just like, alright, each of these cotton balls have different types of holy water on them. Put them on your skin to see what burns you, you fucking sitting bastard. That's you. That's you.

• 24:00Speaker 01

  Good joke. Good joke.

• 24:03Speaker 00

  Joke sucked.

• 24:05Speaker 01

  But I am jealous. Did you guys ever cut up, open animals?

• 24:08Speaker 00

  No.

• 24:09Speaker 01

  I didn't get to cut open a-

• 24:10Speaker 00

  You didn't get to cut shit.

• 24:11Speaker 01

  This is bullshit, because I think that it's an American staple, that when you get to high school, eventually you take a class that you eventually failed. Before that, before you failed the class, you were able to cut open a frog and look at its insides and then you also see the kid who's like really into it and you're like, that kid's gonna kill everyone.

• 24:25Speaker 00

  Kill, well, a couple people at least.

• 24:26Speaker 01

  And we didn't get to cut any, any animal open.

• 24:30Speaker 00

  I'll be honest-

• 24:30Speaker 01

  I realize now, as it's coming out of my mouth, me being upset about that is a little weird.

• 24:33Speaker 00

  It is, uh, but, you know what though? It's the American dream. Anytime you watch a movie about like, high school or middle-aged kids, they're always, there's always science class where they're like, today we're cutting open a frog. And I'm just like, bitch.

• 24:45Speaker 01

  What's that called? Dissect.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  Dissecting.

• 24:47Speaker 01

  We never dissect-

• 24:48Speaker 00

  Dissectomy.

• 24:49Speaker 01

  We were dissecting the fucking bible.

• 24:51Speaker 00

  You were, I wasn't.

• 24:52Speaker 01

  I know, I know.

• 24:52Speaker 00

  I was dissecting like circles and like the parabolas and shit like that.

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Right.

• 24:57Speaker 00

  You know? It didn't, I don't, I- Can I ask you a serious question?

• 25:00Speaker 01

  Yeah. I do wanna cut open a frog.

• 25:03Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 25:03Speaker 01

  A dead one, though, but not a live one. What's that movie where the live ones, he like frees all of them?

• 25:10Speaker 00

  Well, I don't know.

• 25:11Speaker 01

  There's a movie, is that E.T.?

• 25:12Speaker 00

  I don't, I haven't seen E.T. in quite a while.

• 25:15Speaker 01

  I think it's E.T.

• 25:17Speaker 01

  I, I could be completely so fucking wrong on that.

• 25:20Speaker 00

  I'll say this.

• 25:21Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:21Speaker 00

  I will shoot for dissecting a frog. I will fall back on a chocolate frog in Harry Potter. Those bitches. Look delicious.

• 25:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they were alive, ew.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, so?

• 25:34Speaker 01

  You ever hold a frog? They're so clammy.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  Have I held a frog?

• 25:38Speaker 01

  You gotta know that.

• 25:39Speaker 00

  I don't think I have.

• 25:40Speaker 01

  You remember a frog.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  I almost ran over one with my lawnmower. Saw it last second, this thing got out of there.

• 25:46Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 25:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:48Speaker 01

  I almost ran over a bird like the other day. You know, they don't get out of the way anymore, they're so bold.

• 25:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, why fuck them? Let them go.

• 25:52Speaker 01

  I know, but I can't, I'll just feel mad about it.

• 25:54Speaker 00

  You can, babe.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't-

• 25:55Speaker 00

  I, I ran over one once, I felt bad for it, I'm sorry, it was an accident. Peta.

• 26:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:02Speaker 00

  But I was just like, it happened. Now what?

• 26:04Speaker 01

  I would feel less crazy about a bird, but if I ran over like a raccoon, I'd feel horrific.

• 26:09Speaker 00

  I would feel bad unless it was a possum.

• 26:12Speaker 01

  Uh, no, I feel ver- I like possums more than I like-

• 26:15Speaker 00

  Hell no. Hell no, bitch.

• 26:17Speaker 01

  You like raccoons more? Actually, I might like raccoons.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  Hell yeah, I like raccoons more. You ever seen a possum?

• 26:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, no, you're right. Raccoons are way better.

• 26:23Speaker 00

  Those little evil looking bitches. Yeah, dude.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  Way better, yeah, you're right.

• 26:26Speaker 00

  And ferrets, what it's extinct that thing.

• 26:30Speaker 01

  No, I like ferrets.

• 26:31Speaker 00

  You like them? They're kinda little cute guys. They're little cute guys.

• 26:35Speaker 01

  I don't like them.

• 26:36Speaker 00

  I- if you could pick three animals to extinct right now, who would it be?

• 26:39Speaker 01

  Ferrets.

• 26:41Speaker 00

  Crazy, but okay.

• 26:41Speaker 01

  Uh, all fucking bugs.

• 26:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, all of them.

• 26:46Speaker 01

  Legit, every single bug.

• 26:47Speaker 00

  Every single one of them.

• 26:48Speaker 01

  Um, and that includes arachnids, mostly arachnids, I would say.

• 26:52Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 26:53Speaker 01

  Um, and...

• 26:58Speaker 01

  Mosquitoes. Fuck outta here.

• 27:00Speaker 00

  Mosquitoes, uh, listen, I used to be on board with that.

• 27:03Speaker 01

  You like them now?

• 27:04Speaker 00

  But like, they're like pivotal to like... The environment, like they are eaten by a lot of different like, you know, like bats and birds.

• 27:12Speaker 01

  Bats eat moske- moske- how mu- how much nourishment can you get out of that?

• 27:15Speaker 00

  I kinda like spiders. I like spiders. I fuck with spiders. Spiders and I are like this. You know, so like, I don't wanna get rid of them. Ticks, see you later.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  Ticks, get outta here.

• 27:22Speaker 00

  So stupid.

• 27:23Speaker 01

  Flies, do we care? Do we care?

• 27:25Speaker 00

  Flies, but flies, flies, you know, like they have a purpose.

• 27:28Speaker 01

  But they're so...

• 27:29Speaker 00

  They are annoying. They are really stupid.

• 27:31Speaker 01

  Horseflies at least, gimme that.

• 27:32Speaker 00

  Get the fuck outta here with the horsefly. Absolutely. Hell, no, dude.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't need that.

• 27:38Speaker 00

  But...

• 27:39Speaker 01

  Anything like big that you would like, we could do without that.

• 27:44Speaker 01

  How you feel about hippos?

• 27:46Speaker 00

  They're cool.

• 27:47Speaker 01

  I like hippos. Do you like them more than rhinos, though?

• 27:50Speaker 00

  Hell no. If it was a choice between keeping rhinos or hippos.

• 27:54Speaker 01

  I like rhinos cause-

• 27:55Speaker 00

  Cause rhinos are also more docile. Hippos, they kill more people in the world than I think like any other animal.

• 27:59Speaker 01

  That is true, they are, they are. Um, yeah, I wanna, I wanna like hang out with a rhino. Just for like an afternoon, just see what he's doing. Because I feel like, see, this is where I'm nuts, and I know that you know this.

• 28:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, oh yeah.

• 28:13Speaker 01

  But like, a really big animal, if I could just get really close to-

• 28:18Speaker 00

  You're confident that you can, I- I know what you're saying, you're confident.

• 28:21Speaker 01

  If I can get really close to its eye and just have it look at me and I could look at it, I feel like it could, I could-

• 28:27Speaker 00

  Listen, I have said this and, and you have called me crazy for this. I believe that if you give me and a gorilla like a good 10, 15 minute vibe check, they won't hurt me because I will be like, we'll just connect on a deeper level.

• 28:42Speaker 01

  I will.

• 28:43Speaker 00

  I'll do this.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  I'll admit.

• 28:44Speaker 00

  Once you do this and they do that, you're in, baby. Rhinos can't do that shit.

• 28:49Speaker 01

  I, but I know, but like, I will admit in the right environment, that could happen. We've seen Jane Goodall, our girl, I don't know why she's our girl, but she is a girl, who has done that. So she's, she hung out.

• 29:01Speaker 00

  She's done, she's done with?

• 29:02Speaker 01

  No, no, no, she's, she was boys with the gorilla. I think she's dead now.

• 29:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Uh, but I don't know if she's dead, honestly.

• 29:07Speaker 00

  I don't know either.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Doctor Jane Goodall, by the way.

• 29:09Speaker 00

  Did they get her, by the way?

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Uh, no, no, no, no.

• 29:10Speaker 00

  Who, don't ask who they are, but you know.

• 29:12Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, but the, the, but like a rhino or like an elephant or something like that, like if I, or a whale. Like I think if you put me in a world-

• 29:22Speaker 00

  Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

• 29:23Speaker 01

  Bro, put me next to the big eye of a whale and I'm telling you right now, the thing's gonna like-

• 29:29Speaker 00

  No, it ain't, Joe, cuz that means you're in the deep ocean, you fuck. You're dead, dude. This thing just needs to just fucking wag its, do, do you know?

• 29:37Speaker 01

  Wag its tail.

• 29:38Speaker 00

  Do you know how big blue whales are?

• 29:40Speaker 01

  I, the eye is probably like that big. It's massive. Joey, dude, it's gotta look at me. It's gotta feel the vibes.

• 29:46Speaker 00

  If you, you believe you can connect and vibe with a blue whale, buggin'.

• 29:50Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:50Speaker 00

  The land animal.

• 29:52Speaker 01

  He's not gonna try and hurt me.

• 29:53Speaker 00

  It's a boy.

• 29:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, the, yeah, he's my guy.

• 29:56Speaker 00

  Gotcha, okay.

• 29:57Speaker 01

  But he's not gonna try and hurt me cuz he can't, like, he's not interested in me.

• 30:00Speaker 00

  Oh, he is definitely interested in you.

• 30:02Speaker 01

  No, he's not.

• 30:02Speaker 00

  And if you even, even fucking have one small like thing, uh, one little tick, this thing will just crush you.

• 30:09Speaker 01

  Bro, they don't fight. They, they're, they eat like plankton and shit.

• 30:14Speaker 00

  They do, krill, actually.

• 30:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, same thing, like-

• 30:17Speaker 00

  No, it's not.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  I mean, it's similar.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 30:19Speaker 01

  They're both like, whatever they are, those little things.

• 30:21Speaker 00

  No. Yeah!

• 30:24Speaker 01

  But anyway, I would like, I think that if I get close to a whale and I could like, get on it and like look in its face, it would like, get it. They would get what I'm trying to go for.

• 30:34Speaker 00

  I think, I think with me, it would be a gorilla.

• 30:38Speaker 01

  That's, that's dangerous as hell.

• 30:40Speaker 00

  Joey, you wanna be with the largest fucking animal on the planet.

• 30:44Speaker 01

  Dude, being in a room with a gorilla is way more dangerous.

• 30:49Speaker 00

  Than being in the open ocean with a fucking blue whale?

• 30:52Speaker 01

  If I have a boat right here.

• 30:53Speaker 00

  Oh, oh yeah, sure, fine. Put a fucking piece of plexiglass. You're talking about protection.

• 30:58Speaker 01

  No, no, no, I'm talking, I'm not, no, I'm like in the water.

• 31:01Speaker 00

  You think, you think, seriously.

• 31:02Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 31:02Speaker 00

  You think it's less dangerous to be in, for 10 minutes, let's say.

• 31:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:08Speaker 00

  The open ocean.

• 31:09Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 31:10Speaker 00

  With a blue whale.

• 31:11Speaker 01

  With a boat right there.

• 31:11Speaker 00

  Swimming next to it. Okay, you can have a, you can have a boat in, anywhere.

• 31:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:14Speaker 00

  Than me on that corner and a gorilla on that corner.

• 31:21Speaker 00

  100 million percent.

• 31:24Speaker 01

  No, I don't.

• 31:24Speaker 00

  Joey.

• 31:25Speaker 01

  You're in a small room with something that if it decides, it just had a bad day.

• 31:30Speaker 00

  You're right.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  That it could grab you by the foot and throw you against the ceiling.

• 31:34Speaker 00

  I have watched Tarzan, okay? I have watched Mighty Joe Young, King Kong.

• 31:39Speaker 01

  Mighty Joe Young.

• 31:40Speaker 00

  You remember that?

• 31:41Speaker 01

  Great movie.

• 31:41Speaker 00

  I believe that I have the ability to, I'm not saying communicate with this animal, but let it know that I am like passing all the fucking vibe checks. I am docile, I'm happy for them, I respect them. They want to be the, the, the, the, the alpha of this domain. I know I am the real alpha, given an Uzi or a machine gun of some sort, but I'll let them believe that they are the alpha. And I will, I will let it have its time. I, you know, I'll do the thing they do at Planet of the Apes, Planet of the Apes.

• 32:14Speaker 00

  You know?

• 32:15Speaker 01

  How'd that work out? There was a war.

• 32:18Speaker 00

  Between man and apes because man tried to attack apes. I wouldn't. And the, and the nice, and the nice people, Caesar treated them well.

• 32:29Speaker 01

  I haven't seen the movies.

• 32:30Speaker 00

  You, god damn it, Joey, you can't try to say, how did that go out?

• 32:33Speaker 01

  I literally was like Julius Caesar, what the fuck?

• 32:35Speaker 00

  See, oh god, you, you really need to watch those movies. They are exceptional.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Exceptional.

• 32:41Speaker 00

  They're really, really good. But, back to what we were saying.

• 32:44Speaker 01

  We're both delusional.

• 32:45Speaker 00

  Back to what we were saying.

• 32:48Speaker 00

  We're still gonna have hot dogs.

• 32:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:51Speaker 00

  We're still gonna have hot dogs.

• 32:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're gonna have hot dogs.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  We're still gonna have hot dogs.

• 32:54Speaker 01

  Absolutely having hot dogs.

• 32:55Speaker 00

  Well, you have to.

• 32:56Speaker 01

  Not before we have the ads, though.

• 32:57Speaker 00

  That's right.

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• 37:50Speaker 00

  That would've went in. That would've.

• 37:52Speaker 01

  Slam the rim.

• 37:53Speaker 00

  That would've went in though, baby.

• 37:55Speaker 01

  No, I wouldn't have.

• 37:55Speaker 00

  Um, I didn't even bring up the fact that you're wearing sunglasses indoors for no reason, other than it's just.

• 38:01Speaker 01

  I like to mix it up.

• 38:02Speaker 00

  Do you?

• 38:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, and you, you, you, you say this every single time. It bothers you, doesn't it?

• 38:07Speaker 00

  I only wear sunglasses.

• 38:08Speaker 01

  Let's, let's dive into that. Why does it bother you so much, Frank?

• 38:10Speaker 00

  It doesn't. Um, Joey, this is a show where we like to make fun of each other and have, and have quick, quippy banter. Quippy banter.

• 38:18Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 38:19Speaker 00

  I don't know. You might be dead.

• 38:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  You might be, you might be turned into a mummy. That's how I imagine mummies talk.

• 38:25Speaker 01

  I see what you're doing.

• 38:26Speaker 00

  You see that, right bitch?

• 38:28Speaker 01

  Frank knows that we're talking about pyramids next.

• 38:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, because I don't know if you guys saw, but allegedly. You look like a mummy. I mean, it sounds like, if, if a mummy were to talk, people are just like, ugh, ugh. No, it would be, it would be like the first Dumbledore.

• 38:41Speaker 01

  It'd be very thirsty.

• 38:42Speaker 00

  It'd be very hungry.

• 38:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, the first Dumbledore.

• 38:44Speaker 00

  You know what I'm talking about? The first Dumbledore?

• 38:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:46Speaker 00

  Yo, you know what? Listen, kudos to the actor, uh, Richard Harris was the original Dumbledore.

• 38:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:53Speaker 00

  But could you have imagined him being Dumbledore throughout the rest of the show?

• 38:57Speaker 01

  Bro, he's not fighting anything.

• 38:59Speaker 00

  Listen, and spoiler alert for the Harry Potter books and movies, but like.

• 39:07Speaker 00

  Could you have imagined that he would like, like, look at how animated Dumbledore gets in the last, you know, like, two or three books or something like that?

• 39:14Speaker 01

  That's what I'm saying. He like, he's like flipping his wand and shit.

• 39:18Speaker 00

  Dude, that scene is so fucking sick.

• 39:21Speaker 01

  Which one?

• 39:22Speaker 00

  When they go to, to, to, to get, spoiler again.

• 39:25Speaker 01

  It's Harry fucking Potter.

• 39:27Speaker 00

  When they go to get one of the Horcruxes and he, and Harry gets like pulled under the water. And then all he just sees fire and he just fucking shows.

• 39:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:35Speaker 00

  Dumbledore is just fucking, oh, fucking fire tornado or some shit.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:40Speaker 00

  Listen, man, I gotta say.

• 39:44Speaker 01

  He can move.

• 39:44Speaker 00

  He can move.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  He can move. I don't know if it was him. I don't know if it was Gambon.

• 39:48Speaker 00

  It was, it was Gambon. You know what I heard, which was so sick? That the actor that played him in the later movies, Michael Gambon, R.I.P.

• 39:57Speaker 01

  Gambon. They're both down.

• 39:59Speaker 00

  They're both, and they took them both. And they took McGonagall, and they took Hagrid. Crazy.

• 40:03Speaker 01

  It feels like Slytherin's behind us.

• 40:04Speaker 00

  And they took Malfoy's mom. Also, triplely crazy.

• 40:07Speaker 01

  Bro, I feel like Slytherin is behind this. Like, all of Gryffindor's going down. All the guys who are evil are alive.

• 40:12Speaker 00

  Was Hagrid a Gryffindor?

• 40:14Speaker 01

  No, but he was like, very, he was adjacent. He was Gryffindor adjacent.

• 40:17Speaker 00

  He was in the original Order of the Phoenix.

• 40:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:19Speaker 00

  Um, I'm just saying, like.

• 40:23Speaker 00

  I forgot what I was saying.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  Damn, my bad. I'm just saying, like, I don't know what I'm saying.

• 40:29Speaker 00

  Where's I going with that?

• 40:30Speaker 01

  Uh, I have no idea.

• 40:31Speaker 00

  Oh, I heard that Michael Gambon, the actor that played Dumbledore, would hide cigarettes in his outfit. So, dude, listen, listen, don't smoke cigarettes. Unless you're fucking Dumbledore.

• 40:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:46Speaker 00

  Could you imagine being a fucking kid and just like on a movie set where there's a, an animatronic dragon and a basilisk coming out of a stone mouth? Although that was the original one. I'm, alright, let's do third movie where there's a fucking werewolf and shit, and then you just see Dumbledore just fucking.

• 41:04Speaker 01

  Banging heaters.

• 41:05Speaker 00

  Just ripping.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  Just hacking darts. That'd be awesome. He's like, yeah, ten points to Gryffindor, or whatever.

• 41:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yo, and he's just sitting back. He is a giant, he's also kind of a drunk. He's got a giant glass of brandy and just cigarettes, and he's just like. So I says to Voldemort like, "Get the fuck out of here, this shit." Horcruxes? I barely know her.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, Malfoy. I don't know, Malfoy. Ah, Megana goal. Malfoy, your dad looks like a hot woman. What is that about?

• 41:42Speaker 00

  Listen up, ah. Hagrid. What are we gonna do about the tip of Griff? What are we gonna do?

• 41:48Speaker 01

  Hey, Bellatrix, uh, how about a toothbrush? How about that?

• 41:52Speaker 00

  Listen, you might be a strange. I'll show you something to get a strange.

• 41:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll show you something strange.

• 41:58Speaker 00

  Sirius Black.

• 42:00Speaker 01

  Whoa, take it easy, fellas.

• 42:02Speaker 00

  I don't see colors. Sirius.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  A serious African American, I think, you fucking freak.

• 42:13Speaker 01

  Oh, my god.

• 42:14Speaker 00

  Listen, a Horcrux. I had a couple Horcruxes once.

• 42:17Speaker 01

  Your mother's a Horcrux, Voldemort. Where's your nose, kid? Disgusting, that thing.

• 42:23Speaker 00

  Oh, riddle me this, you little bitch. He just has a fucking, oh, man. How cool would that be if they just had a behind the scenes of Dumbledore just posted up?

• 42:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude. Also, one thing I really noticed about that movie is how dirty Mr. Filch is.

• 42:38Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 42:39Speaker 01

  This dude's dirty.

• 42:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:44Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm watching.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  Terrible trouble.

• 42:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, he also looks like he's got a fake eye, but I think it's real.

• 42:50Speaker 00

  This dude, shh, yo, he's, he's.

• 42:52Speaker 01

  He's so dirty.

• 42:53Speaker 00

  He's so dirty.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  In that movie.

• 42:54Speaker 00

  And, and that cat's a dirty little bitch, too.

• 42:56Speaker 01

  Bro, you work at the, at the most famous wizarding school. Oh, where, where are you sleeping?

• 43:02Speaker 00

  One bath, brother.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, once.

• 43:04Speaker 00

  One bath, you know?

• 43:05Speaker 01

  Just take a bath. It's magic. Do this and you'll be clean.

• 43:10Speaker 00

  Well, no, no, no. He, he was, um, he's something called, uh, a squib Filch. He's born to magical parents, but he is not magic.

• 43:18Speaker 01

  Wow, what a loser. What a fucking loser.

• 43:22Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? I feel bad, because I feel like that's like, you know, now we're getting into like, you know, uh, symbolism for like, you know, some kind of fucked up stuff. So, girl.

• 43:34Speaker 01

  Crazy now.

• 43:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, those glasses are, those glasses are doing something to ya.

• 43:38Speaker 01

  He had a job, he was fine.

• 43:39Speaker 00

  I will say, imagine being a non-magical person working at that school, and they're just like, "Go clean it up." And it's like, "You fucking clean it up, bitch." You fucking-

• 43:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro.

• 43:48Speaker 00

  You fucking won that shit. I just watched Hermione fix fucking Harry's glasses with one flick of her wrist. You want me to clean up this fucking dead troll? The fuck?

• 43:57Speaker 01

  Why am I fixing the stairs, bro? Do a fucking, do a little repairal.

• 44:01Speaker 00

  How do I fix a painting? That's moving. What do you mean fixing?

• 44:06Speaker 01

  I don't even know how to get up to the ninth floor because the stairs keep moving. Why don't we put an elevator in this fucking place?

• 44:14Speaker 00

  Yo, just give me one broom. That's all I ask. Just-

• 44:17Speaker 01

  A broom? Look, the brooms are just sweeping themselves.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:21Speaker 01

  What do you need me for?

• 44:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude. What's the point? What's the point? God damn.

• 44:27Speaker 01

  Morning Myrtle made the mess in the bathroom. She should have to clean it up.

• 44:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, just fucking, "Ooh." And she splashes into water and now I gotta clean it up? Good ol' Filch?

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yo, that's honestly disgusting.

• 44:38Speaker 00

  That's so fucked up. Yo, they got him as, they got him as a servant. I don't like that shit.

• 44:42Speaker 01

  Me neither, and I, I feel like when he was walking around, you could hear chains. Now I'm starting to get-

• 44:46Speaker 00

  Now I understand why-

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Now I'm on his side.

• 44:47Speaker 00

  Honestly, now I can understand why he was such a fucking miserable prick that only loved his cat. Because it's the only thing that treated him like he was anything in this world.

• 44:55Speaker 01

  Wait, wait. What was his cat's name?

• 44:57Speaker 00

  Mrs. Norris. You knew I would know that.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  You don't think that he's having, he's Frank?

• 45:03Speaker 00

  He is, he's fingering that cat's butt so fucking hard, dude.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  We're playing around the same page.

• 45:08Speaker 00

  Yes, dude. He's a weirdo.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  It's what, it's, it's, it's like, it's, you know?

• 45:14Speaker 00

  And, and, listen, Dumbledore. Cause he's to blame.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's your house.

• 45:20Speaker 00

  He's to blame. It's his place, it's right. You know?

• 45:25Speaker 00

  You're kinda fucked up to this guy.

• 45:26Speaker 01

  I, I, I agree.

• 45:27Speaker 00

  You know what though, maybe, maybe he did wrong, maybe he was like a former bad guy or something like that. Because I also just forgot, apparently Dumbledore was gay.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Was he gay?

• 45:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's what, uh, fucking, one of the few things J.K. Rowling has said after the books came out that is not...

• 45:42Speaker 01

  Oh, she was like, "He's gay."

• 45:43Speaker 00

  She's like, "He's gay and he shits on the floor."

• 45:46Speaker 01

  Wait, what?

• 45:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude.

• 45:47Speaker 01

  Oh, I missed the shit on the floor.

• 45:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, she said they were just like, "Oh, like, does he wear any..." and they're like, "No, she, they crap on, like, they crap in their robes."

• 45:53Speaker 01

  That sounds like a troll job there. I think she was fucking around.

• 45:56Speaker 00

  I mean, it's really hard to tell, take most of what she says.

• 45:59Speaker 01

  Yo, has anyone, well, actually, nevermind. Hermione's the only person in that whole movie who has ever gone to the bathroom.

• 46:07Speaker 00

  I, I always think about that in movies. Not about...

• 46:11Speaker 00

  Hold on, hold on.

• 46:12Speaker 01

  No one's pissing in this thing?

• 46:12Speaker 00

  Not about schoolgirls going to fucking take pisses in bathrooms.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  But, but when she goes to the bathroom and then she's washing her hands and a troll shows up in the first movie, that's the only time.

• 46:19Speaker 00

  Well, no, she was crying in the bathroom.

• 46:22Speaker 01

  That's right, she wasn't even pissing.

• 46:22Speaker 00

  She was crying, she was crying because, uh, Ron was being a piece of shit.

• 46:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 46:26Speaker 00

  He was being, it's, uh, uh, it's a leviosa, not leviosa.

• 46:30Speaker 01

  No wonder she's got no friends.

• 46:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, fuck you, Ron.

• 46:32Speaker 01

  Dude, you're, you're, you have a, a poor redhead.

• 46:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, you fucking, you, you have, you have dirt in your nose, bitch. Talk about like a...

• 46:39Speaker 01

  Hand me down wizardry droves.

• 46:42Speaker 00

  I'm just saying, not only have I never, not only have I never met Hermione Granger, the, the actress that portrayed her, or the real-life character, I'll go to bat for her, dog. You talk shit about Hermione Granger, you're gonna get fucked up, dude. That's why she got fucking Victor Crumb. My guy was just, dude, this guy came and he was just like, "I like you." And she's like, "Alright."

• 47:01Speaker 01

  He's like, "I'm Russian!" And she's like, "Fine."

• 47:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, so cool, so cool, Ben Roethlisberger. But, tell me he didn't look like Ben Roethlisberger?

• 47:09Speaker 01

  I don't remember. Wait. No, he didn't. He was just like a Russian dude, no?

• 47:13Speaker 00

  Kinda looked a little bit like Ben Roethlisberger, in my opinion.

• 47:16Speaker 01

  Whatever. We've been on Harry Potter.

• 47:18Speaker 00

  This is, this is, the pyramids. But I was gonna say, imagine, like, we were saying, imagine, like, Dumbledore, a glass of brandy, smoking cigarettes. Imagine, no wonder Voldemort was so afraid of him. He was probably being like such like a...

• 47:33Speaker 00

  Like, sassy with him and all that stuff. You know, Voldemort would be like, "We have to get rid of non-pure dudes," and he's just like...

• 47:41Speaker 01

  Let's fuck him first.

• 47:47Speaker 00

  Just roasting him, just dragging him.

• 47:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:50Speaker 00

  He's be like, "Nice robes, Snape."

• 47:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 01

  Uh, but you know, it is what it is. Anyway, uh, yeah, Mr. Beast, he rented the pyramids. Which is the thing I didn't think you could do.

• 48:02Speaker 00

  Hold on.

• 48:03Speaker 01

  He rented the pyramids for a hundred hours.

• 48:05Speaker 00

  If this becomes a clip, the us originally introducing this? The twenty minutes of Harry Potter talk? And now this part is gonna be incredible for someone to cut through.

• 48:14Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't.

• 48:15Speaker 00

  No, yeah, apparently, what's the price? Did, was there a price revealed?

• 48:19Speaker 01

  Fucking no.

• 48:19Speaker 00

  It's gotta be in the...

• 48:20Speaker 01

  Something crazy.

• 48:21Speaker 00

  Several millions.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  How about the fact that you can rent all three of the great pyramids hourly?

• 48:30Speaker 00

  A hundred hours?

• 48:32Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 48:32Speaker 00

  I, first of all, no matter wha- no matter, cuz listen, we, we've established that the great pyramids are like structural marvels.

• 48:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:42Speaker 00

  They're old enough that I'm not getting in them.

• 48:44Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm going right in.

• 48:45Speaker 00

  You're going in?

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:47Speaker 00

  Get the shit-

• 48:47Speaker 01

  Unless I know there's beetles in there.

• 48:49Speaker 00

  There's, dude, there's, have you seen The Mummy?

• 48:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:52Speaker 00

  There's beetles, dude.

• 48:54Speaker 01

  Eh.

• 48:54Speaker 00

  There's beetles, there's books with cool locks on it.

• 48:58Speaker 01

  Those I like.

• 48:59Speaker 00

  I do like those, and the, then the thing opens, uh, you know what I'm talking about?

• 49:03Speaker 01

  I wouldn't get any, I wouldn't go down any paths that were tight. You know what I mean? Like, I'd need a big hallway to enter the-

• 49:12Speaker 00

  I, I'm gonna go one further, I'm not getting in it.

• 49:14Speaker 01

  Would you get on it?

• 49:16Speaker 00

  On top of it?

• 49:17Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 49:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, me too, I would climb-

• 49:19Speaker 00

  I'd climb a couple, not all the way to the top.

• 49:21Speaker 01

  Oh, I'd go up there.

• 49:22Speaker 00

  What if it just starts to go?

• 49:24Speaker 01

  Who?

• 49:24Speaker 00

  The pyramid, brother.

• 49:25Speaker 01

  Go what, collapse?

• 49:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  Then down I go like Humpty Dumpty.

• 49:29Speaker 00

  You're going down like Humpty?

• 49:30Speaker 01

  What am I gonna do?

• 49:31Speaker 00

  You're gonna Humpty all the way down to the Dumpty.

• 49:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm gonna, what else am I gonna do? It's not gonna fall down. It's, it's, Frank, it's been up for how long? It's going down when I climb it?

• 49:40Speaker 00

  I mean, honestly, with certain luck, maybe, you never know. I will say that I-

• 49:48Speaker 00

  Don't know why anyone in their right mind would go poking around those places.

• 49:52Speaker 01

  I'm telling you this right now, if I rented the pyramids and you refuse to go in them, I'd kill you, right there.

• 49:59Speaker 00

  If you rented the pyramids, I would go in them because it's like, oh, this doesn't happen, like, this is only for...

• 50:06Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:07Speaker 00

  This is, but...

• 50:08Speaker 01

  Oh, I'm going.

• 50:09Speaker 00

  I'm keeping my hands in my pockets.

• 50:11Speaker 01

  I'm not gonna like...

• 50:12Speaker 00

  And I'm not touching anything, I'm not reading anything.

• 50:15Speaker 01

  I wouldn't murmur anything, because then I'd be scared about, you know, kicking up some spiritual dust.

• 50:20Speaker 00

  He's gonna go in there and say, "What does that say on the wall?", and then, and then...

• 50:24Speaker 01

  You can't read out loud, do it in your head.

• 50:27Speaker 00

  Don't, and even then, I would just, just, just look down.

• 50:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably.

• 50:30Speaker 00

  Just look down, and don't touch anything.

• 50:32Speaker 01

  Right.

• 50:32Speaker 00

  Don't touch, step very carefully too, I imagine there's a ton of booby traps in there.

• 50:36Speaker 01

  Definitely boobies, definitely boobies, and I also wouldn't open the sarcophagus thing, I wouldn't do that, although I would love to see, like a, like a mummified...

• 50:46Speaker 00

  You are a lot braver than I am.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  What's brave? It's a dead body.

• 50:50Speaker 00

  Joey.

• 50:51Speaker 01

  Spirits?

• 50:52Speaker 00

  There is enough, like, media about...

• 50:58Speaker 01

  Frank, there's, there's three George of the Jungle movies about it, okay?

• 51:04Speaker 00

  Mummies?

• 51:05Speaker 01

  Who's the guy?

• 51:06Speaker 00

  Brendan Fraser.

• 51:07Speaker 01

  Thank you.

• 51:08Speaker 00

  Don't you dare disrespect, I love Brendan Fraser.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  I know, you are a big fan of Bedazzled, and not just for Brendan Fraser, but also...

• 51:16Speaker 00

  For what? Elizabeth Hurley.

• 51:17Speaker 01

  Oh, my God, love Elizabeth Hurley.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, um, I'm just saying,

• 51:25Speaker 00

  I don't know what he's going to do in there, this might, between this, between the drones, between the weather, climate, whatever, this might be the end of us. He goes in there, he says one wrong thing... And all these streamers have weird names. He might be like, uh, uh, like, he might be like talking about like, oh, here is, uh, Jack Septic Eye and, and he might fucking bring upon some crazy mummy.

• 51:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 51:49Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying?

• 51:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, I agree. Uh, whatever, if he gets cursed or something, it's, that's on him.

• 51:57Speaker 00

  It's on all of us.

• 51:58Speaker 01

  Well, it's definitely gonna spill out.

• 51:59Speaker 00

  Then he comes out and he's

• 52:01Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 52:02Speaker 00

  Like this. And then we're all dead, dude.

• 52:05Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 52:06Speaker 00

  If I hear one mention of Emotep? Oh, my god.

• 52:09Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 52:10Speaker 00

  You don't remember Emotep from the mummy?

• 52:11Speaker 01

  Is that the?

• 52:12Speaker 00

  The bald guy.

• 52:12Speaker 01

  What's the thing?

• 52:13Speaker 00

  What the hell?

• 52:14Speaker 01

  Oh, great, now I'm gonna end up on those websites.

• 52:15Speaker 00

  Now you're dead, dude.

• 52:16Speaker 01

  Now I'm gonna end up on those websites where it's like, he's doing the thing!

• 52:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, he's doing-

• 52:19Speaker 01

  He was at Diddy's party!

• 52:20Speaker 00

  He wore the sweatshirt too!

• 52:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 52:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 52:24Speaker 01

  You know? I never wanna be that famous, but that would be a perk. When you get to the point where people start to speculate and now you're in conspiracies of like, "Look, he's on TV doing this." And it's like, it means something?

• 52:38Speaker 00

  I will-

• 52:39Speaker 01

  I'd be like, what the fuck?

• 52:40Speaker 00

  I will say that it's not even just fame, there's a certain amount of wealth that comes along with that.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  That too.

• 52:44Speaker 00

  Get me to a certain level of wealth, you can say I am in bed with any cult that you want. I don't really care, as long as my check's clear and I am safe.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  See, I'm, I'm too silly for that type of shit, cuz if someone, if people are saying it, what am I to do? Now I ha- now I know-

• 53:00Speaker 00

  Now you have to lean into it.

• 53:01Speaker 01

  Now I have to lean.

• 53:02Speaker 00

  Now you have to lean into it.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  I would-

• 53:04Speaker 00

  But then they would say like, "Oh, they're making him do that," it's like, they're shaming him, like they did with Tom Holland.

• 53:09Speaker 01

  I would just walk outside in like a thong and nothing, and be like, "Oh my god, humiliation ritual."

• 53:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. They do that just piece- Remember, people were doing that to Tom Holland, where they were just like, they made Tom Holland do the Ri- you, uh, Rihanna umbrella song, it's like a shame.

• 53:22Speaker 01

  It's like, bro, I-

• 53:23Speaker 00

  One of the biggest clips, one of the biggest stars on the planet.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  And also, Dukkumov.

• 53:29Speaker 00

  Well, yeah.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  Dukkumov!

• 53:30Speaker 00

  He was Bi- Billy Elliot, right?

• 53:32Speaker 01

  Oh shit, was he tap dancing?

• 53:33Speaker 00

  I think he was, I think that's where he got started, on, on West End.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  I think, I think he off to a west end.

• 53:40Speaker 01

  Damn, shout out to him.

• 53:41Speaker 00

  Tom Holland.

• 53:42Speaker 01

  Yo, by the way, before we get out of here, I do wanna say.

• 53:45Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  I've been big on the Timothy Chalamet train right now.

• 53:50Speaker 00

  Dude, this dude is just like, you know what? Whatever your conception is of me, here it is on its head.

• 53:55Speaker 01

  I fuck with Timothy Chalamet so hard, it's crazy.

• 53:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude, Billy Elliot.

• 53:59Speaker 01

  Timmy, if you're watching this, you're not. Let's go grab a, let's go grab a Pilsner somewhere.

• 54:04Speaker 00

  Oh, oh, oh, can I join?

• 54:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  Can I join too?

• 54:06Speaker 01

  I said let's.

• 54:07Speaker 00

  Timmy knows, he went on like game day and he was spitting ball.

• 54:10Speaker 01

  He was spitting, spitting balls insane.

• 54:13Speaker 00

  No, spitting, no, I'm sorry, Mr. Chalamet.

• 54:15Speaker 01

  Don't spit ball.

• 54:16Speaker 00

  We were talking shit about him at one point. Remember when you said-

• 54:18Speaker 01

  I didn't talk shit, I said his head was square.

• 54:21Speaker 00

  We did, we said his-

• 54:22Speaker 01

  Not squared, it was triangular.

• 54:23Speaker 00

  We said his head looked like home plate.

• 54:25Speaker 01

  Which it does, and that's good because he's got a good jaw.

• 54:27Speaker 00

  A very good jaw.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  He's walking-

• 54:29Speaker 00

  He's also apparently very talented.

• 54:32Speaker 01

  Apparently, bro, he's like the best actor from generations now.

• 54:34Speaker 00

  I haven't seen much that he's been in. I haven't watched the Dune movies, I haven't-

• 54:37Speaker 01

  Really?

• 54:37Speaker 00

  I did watch Wonka and that was not for him.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  Flyer. What do you mean?

• 54:42Speaker 00

  You liked Wonka?

• 54:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  The songs?

• 54:45Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 54:45Speaker 01

  The dude's a way better singer than I, I mean, I, I don't know.

• 54:47Speaker 00

  Listen, listen, listen. Chalamet, come on the show. Let's just fucking, you can wear a, an oversized sweatshirt, have your mustache. Joey's doing the same thing.

• 54:57Speaker 01

  What's up?

• 54:58Speaker 00

  Let's have a beer, let's talk some shit. Let's talk, Timmy. Hit him up.

• 55:02Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 55:03Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  You're right there, you might as well, bro.

• 55:06Speaker 00

  Where is he?

• 55:06Speaker 01

  Ha!

• 55:06Speaker 00

  Wait, where is he?

• 55:07Speaker 01

  He lives in New York and LA, I think.

• 55:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, get him over here.

• 55:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's from here, bro.

• 55:11Speaker 00

  LA, you had enough people over there. Come back to, come back over here.

• 55:14Speaker 01

  He grew up fucking, what's it called?

• 55:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, he grew up, he was, he's from New York, baby.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  He went to fucking LaGuardia, bro. I fucking live by LaGuardia, cuz.

• 55:21Speaker 00

  Damn, yo, listen. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Shals. What are we calling him? The May?

• 55:27Speaker 01

  What the hell are you saying?

• 55:29Speaker 00

  Chalamet?

• 55:30Speaker 01

  Let's just call him by his name.

• 55:31Speaker 00

  Tim.

• 55:33Speaker 01

  Tim Ote.

• 55:35Speaker 00

  Timo, Tim, no, Tim. Let's just call him, or Big T.

• 55:37Speaker 01

  Timo Perez.

• 55:38Speaker 00

  He needs to get away from, damn.

• 55:40Speaker 01

  Tino Martinez.

• 55:41Speaker 00

  Absolutely. Now we're on, now-

• 55:43Speaker 01

  Now, yeah.

• 55:43Speaker 00

  I'll call, I'll, yo, yo, Tino, Tino Martinez Chalamet, you know?

• 55:49Speaker 01

  Wait, what the fuck?

• 55:50Speaker 00

  What are you doing?

• 55:50Speaker 01

  I was trying-

• 55:51Speaker 00

  I was confused if you were shushing me or trying to say "shall they", I was ready to pounce on one of them.

• 55:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, all my, all my whole fucking TikTok is him like on Theo's show and then on like, press runs and doing this and that.

• 56:04Speaker 00

  Dude is, and he's also promoting his movie where he plays Bob Dylan?

• 56:07Speaker 01

  Please, I need you! Wait, is that Bob Dylan?

• 56:10Speaker 00

  Uh-

• 56:11Speaker 01

  No, that was Rolling Stones!

• 56:12Speaker 00

  That's the Rolling Stones, "Sympathy for the Devil".

• 56:17Speaker 00

  Bob Dylan is-

• 56:18Speaker 01

  That's horrible!

• 56:19Speaker 00

  Bob Dylan is Hurricane, uh, uh, ISIS, Sarah-

• 56:24Speaker 01

  Whoa, ISIS!

• 56:26Speaker 00

  He's all over the place. He is all over- You know what you need to watch? I don't think you ever have watched it. You need to watch Walk Hard. The Dewey Cox Story.

• 56:34Speaker 01

  Is, is that the Johnny Cash thing?

• 56:36Speaker 00

  It's a parody of all like those music biopics.

• 56:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 00

  It is so fucking funny.

• 56:41Speaker 01

  John C. Reilly?

• 56:41Speaker 00

  John C. Reilly, uh, Jenna Fisher, Tim Meadows, like, a bunch of people are in it. You need to, it is incredible. Like, if you've ever seen those movies, like any of those music biopics where it's just like, "Oh, I discovered this sound and now I'm making it big and now I'm too big and I come crashing down", bro, it does it so well. It is so fucking funny. There's a bit in the movie where like, he goes into the bathroom, like the first time it happens and he like, hits and like smashes the sink, and then like he does it like two or three other times in the movie and then at the end when he has like his big fallout, he goes into the bathroom and there's like thirty sinks, and he's just like, "Ahhhhh!", and he's crying and smashing all them, oh my god, it's so good. I've done no justice by this movie.

• 57:26Speaker 01

  At all, it sounds like it sucks. Uh...

• 57:31Speaker 01

  I don't know how we jumped from there from the pyramids, but it's fine. We just, we're not really good at segues on this show.

• 57:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 57:37Speaker 01

  And that's just something.

• 57:38Speaker 00

  Blood on the Tracks, that's another Bob Dylan.

• 57:41Speaker 01

  What's like the famous Bob Dylan song? I don't know why I can't think right now.

• 57:44Speaker 00

  Hurricane.

• 57:46Speaker 01

  How's it go?

• 57:47Speaker 00

  Uh... "I'm in a bad mood now", I, I have it on my phone.

• 57:55Speaker 00

  "It wasn't a hurricane, dun dun dun dun dun", "It wasn't a hurricane, it came to rain".

• 58:02Speaker 01

  That's not the one I know.

• 58:03Speaker 00

  It's a good song.

• 58:05Speaker 01

  Bob Dylan songs.

• 58:06Speaker 00

  He has a very like recognizable sound.

• 58:11Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 58:13Speaker 00

  You're finding a single one you know, huh?

• 58:16Speaker 01

  Oh, he's still alive?

• 58:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  Bob Dylan, still kicking.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  I'm doing, hello.

• 58:20Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 58:21Speaker 00

  Uh, that, ding.

• 58:23Speaker 01

  And then Pretty Good.

• 58:24Speaker 00

  I know. And then what's his name is filming a Bruce Springsteen biopic in Jersey right now.

• 58:28Speaker 01

  Who?

• 58:29Speaker 00

  Jeremy Allen White.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  He's Bruce?

• 58:31Speaker 00

  He's Bruce.

• 58:32Speaker 01

  I could see that. I don't know if I could see it.

• 58:34Speaker 00

  I...

• 58:35Speaker 01

  I'm gonna see it.

• 58:36Speaker 00

  Two good Bruce songs.

• 58:38Speaker 01

  You're crazy.

• 58:38Speaker 00

  Two good.

• 58:39Speaker 01

  Which ones?

• 58:41Speaker 00

  Born in the USA.

• 58:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:44Speaker 00

  Santa Claus is Coming to Town.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  If you were gonna name that, I was gonna fuck you up.

• 58:47Speaker 00

  The best Bruce songs, bar none. All these people are just like, "Oh, what about all these other ones?" Nope, that's it.

• 58:56Speaker 01

  Let's see what else he's got. Dancing in the Dark. Hungry Hot.

• 59:00Speaker 00

  Everybody's got a hungry heart. Couldn't care for it.

• 59:05Speaker 00

  Born to Run, I guess people really...

• 59:07Speaker 01

  Born to Run, Thunder Road!

• 59:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, nah.

• 59:10Speaker 01

  Glory Days, bro. Stop. Glory Days. You know Glory Days.

• 59:13Speaker 00

  I know. I, I, I, in my...

• 59:15Speaker 01

  Glory Days is a banger.

• 59:16Speaker 00

  In my head, there are two sides. You know, there's Bruce, and then there's Billy. And I was just always a Billy boy.

• 59:25Speaker 01

  Billy Joel?

• 59:25Speaker 00

  Hell yeah.

• 59:26Speaker 01

  Well, yeah.

• 59:27Speaker 00

  Sounds of like The Working Man in like a rural town.

• 59:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 59:33Speaker 00

  That's, they're the same, they're cut from the same cloth.

• 59:35Speaker 01

  Bro. He's got, he's got, Glory Days is probably my favorite Bruce song.

• 59:40Speaker 00

  Glory Days. Every time Glory Days. Nah, hi, hi, his version of Santa Claus is Coming to Town is better than every...

• 59:48Speaker 01

  Hey, friend!

• 59:50Speaker 00

  Better than any other song he has done.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  Ex-parents is gonna bring you a new saxophone, is he alright? You don't remember that? In the beginning of the song? He's like, "Oh, that's not many, that's not many."

• 1:00:05Speaker 00

  You better watch out, you better not cry. You better not bow, I'm telling you why. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town. Santa Claus is coming to town.

• 1:00:30Speaker 00

  Yo, that was a good Santa, bro. That was a good Santa.

• 1:00:34Speaker 01

  Damn, dude.

• 1:00:34Speaker 00

  That was incredible.

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  That's what he sounds like, bro.

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  Yeah. Megan and Lissy, taking each ride. Go find out who's naughty or nice. Santa Claus is coming to town.

• 1:00:51Speaker 01

  Good song. Good song.

• 1:00:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, God. Alright, well, there you go. We just played you guys off. Are we done?

• 1:00:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:00:58Speaker 00

  Alright, well, thank you, guys.

• 1:00:59Speaker 01

  Where are you gonna go from there?

• 1:01:00Speaker 00

  You go, there's only one way to go, just like the rest of his music, down. Go check out the episode on Patreon, patreon.com/thethebasementyard.

• 1:01:10Speaker 00

  I'm gonna get fucked up. There are people in Jersey that like are big, they ride or die for Bruce and the East Street Band.

• 1:01:16Speaker 01

  They love Bruce.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  I know someone who is like-

• 1:01:18Speaker 01

  Who do they call him? The grandpa? The grandfather? The godfather? Who do they call him? What's his nickname?

• 1:01:23Speaker 00

  The boss.

• 1:01:26Speaker 01

  You know, something like that. The boss.

• 1:01:29Speaker 00

  The grandfather, the godfather, the father? What was the other one he said? Yeah, it's the boss.

• 1:01:34Speaker 01

  Got it, yeah.

• 1:01:34Speaker 00

  Not that good for me. But, go check out the episode on patreon.com/thethebasementyard. We thank you, guys. This is our last weekly episode that is coming out before the new year.

• 1:01:44Speaker 01

  Right. It's been a hell of a 2024.

• 1:01:46Speaker 00

  It has been an insane ride from the very first episode where, of this year, I believe is where, when we talked about the, you know, our first shows, that we were doing the live shows.

• 1:01:55Speaker 01

  Was it?

• 1:01:56Speaker 00

  I think that's when we had announced store, like, talked about it initially. Oh, no, in December, they went on sale, so never mind.

• 1:02:03Speaker 01

  Made it up.

• 1:02:04Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:02:04Speaker 01

  But it feels right.

• 1:02:05Speaker 00

  Well, whatever.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  But we started the year in January with our first shows.

• 1:02:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:02:09Speaker 01

  At the end of the year, we ended up doing Radio City, and now we're here.

• 1:02:12Speaker 00

  So 2024 was wild.

• 1:02:14Speaker 01

  Hell, yeah.

• 1:02:14Speaker 00

  I think we can both agree. We have the new studio coming up. We have a lot on the horizon we're excited for. So thank you, guys.

• 1:02:20Speaker 01

  But we don't have his Bruce Springsteen coming.

• 1:02:22Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no.

• 1:02:23Speaker 01

  Just apparently.

• 1:02:24Speaker 00

  Timothy Chalamet will be here.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  I hope so.

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  Maybe even Bob Dylan, you know?

• 1:02:28Speaker 01

  Not a chance, Frankie.

• 1:02:29Speaker 00

  Dude, what would he do?

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  He's more of a recluse these days.

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  Well, he is definitely a recluse, but what if he was just like, "Hey, come on, yeah, yeah."

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  I'd be like, "Get the fuck over here, Bob."

• 1:02:37Speaker 00

  "I'll come and talk about the time I did cocaine and drank cans, and I sang and wrote three songs." That's not bad, right?

• 1:02:44Speaker 01

  It's not.

• 1:02:45Speaker 00

  That's kind of good.

• 1:02:46Speaker 01

  You could have done a movie.

• 1:02:47Speaker 00

  They fucked up by not...

• 1:02:49Speaker 01

  You couldn't.

• 1:02:49Speaker 00

  They fucked up by putting Timothy Chalamet, not me.

• 1:02:52Speaker 01

  Yeah. Uh, but yeah, thank you, guys, for all the support this year. It's been amazing, and we appreciate it so much. And 2025, 2025 is going to be even bigger and better.

• 1:03:04Speaker 00

  2025, 2025. That's insane. 2000 was a quarter of a decade ago.

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  Wild.

• 1:03:11Speaker 00

  Wild stuff. Well, thank you, guys.

• 1:03:13Speaker 01

  And, uh, yeah, that is all. See you, guys, in the new year.

• 1:03:18Speaker 00

  Don't, bitch, no!

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  See you next year!

• 1:03:21Speaker 00

  Oh, my God. Sign this fuck off. Goodbye.