#482 - We're Going To Space Camp

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome back to the ba-

• 0:06Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement yard.

• 0:08Speaker 00

  We are back.

• 0:09Speaker 01

  We are back.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  We didn't really go anywhere. In fact, we've seen each other this week more than we normally do.

• 0:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:14Speaker 00

  So.

• 0:15Speaker 01

  Well, we're back to then.

• 0:16Speaker 00

  We're back to you guys.

• 0:17Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm. You have a little red mark on your face. What is that?

• 0:19Speaker 00

  Uh-oh.

• 0:19Speaker 01

  Scratched your face?

• 0:20Speaker 00

  Where? Do- do- where?

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Your hair.

• 0:22Speaker 00

  Maybe I was just sitting like this, or doing something like this, or something?

• 0:25Speaker 01

  Maybe, I don't know.

• 0:26Speaker 00

  I'm not quite sure.

• 0:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 0:27Speaker 00

  You know, I gotta say, you know what would look good on you?

• 0:29Speaker 01

  What?

• 0:30Speaker 00

  Some rings, baby. That's what I'm talking about.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  You want me to start ringing up?

• 0:33Speaker 00

  A- after I have now had the- this- this- this pinky ring for quite some time.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 0:38Speaker 00

  It does just feel good.

• 0:40Speaker 01

  Right.

• 0:40Speaker 00

  Like, it feel like I- I had a sandwich, and I just saw the rings, and I was just like, "Yes."

• 0:44Speaker 01

  I remember you saying that about- that it was like you- what you're most excited about with wearing rings is eating sandwiches.

• 0:49Speaker 00

  Well, that's-

• 0:50Speaker 01

  Also, you're all brown today.

• 0:53Speaker 00

  Well, so we're- we're- so, full transparency, we- we have our holiday dinner after this.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  I think that required a full transparency.

• 1:01Speaker 00

  Well, the reason I'm wearing a t-shirt and slacks.

• 1:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:04Speaker 00

  And loafers, is because, uh, I'm- my like-

• 1:08Speaker 01

  Fancy socks, too, by the way, buddy.

• 1:09Speaker 00

  I like sock- I like socks. You know how I am about socks, bitch.

• 1:11Speaker 01

  I don't really know that. You're- you're big into socks?

• 1:14Speaker 00

  I'm a socky guy.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  I like book socks. Those are cool.

• 1:18Speaker 00

  The hell are book sock- oh, like the old-

• 1:20Speaker 01

  That you would cover your textbooks?

• 1:21Speaker 00

  Fuck you!

• 1:22Speaker 01

  You don't like those, the silky ones?

• 1:23Speaker 00

  I did, but I didn't like them because my mom wouldn't fucking do it. My books would be wrapped in newspaper like I was a peasant.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Dude, me too. My- or my mom would do it in that wax paper.

• 1:32Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 1:33Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that?

• 1:34Speaker 00

  Dude, hey, schools. I'm talking to you, big school.

• 1:37Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:37Speaker 00

  If you're still around.

• 1:40Speaker 00

  Why did we- why did you make us as kids have to put covers on our books?

• 1:44Speaker 01

  That was like, most of my stress when I was younger. I was like, "Fuck, I have to cover all my textbooks."

• 1:48Speaker 00

  We had to learn how to, like, wrap a book.

• 1:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, which I still don't know how to do.

• 1:54Speaker 00

  Why would we- why did we have to do that?

• 1:56Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 1:57Speaker 00

  And, yeah, you remember the kids that would put like, that like, sticky wax paper on it?

• 2:01Speaker 01

  I hated that. My mom would do that.

• 2:03Speaker 00

  Oh, really? You're the kid?

• 2:04Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 2:05Speaker 00

  You're the one that all the teachers hated, then.

• 2:06Speaker 01

  Why, man?

• 2:08Speaker 00

  Just kidding, the teachers loved you.

• 2:10Speaker 01

  The book socks-

• 2:11Speaker 00

  Scary amount, actually, now that I think about it.

• 2:13Speaker 01

  Ew, why are you saying it like that? You were the one going to weddings.

• 2:16Speaker 00

  I was going to weddings.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  And I wasn't going to weddings.

• 2:19Speaker 00

  You know what's funny is I was watching an episode of Thirty Rock the other day, and I know you haven't seen it, but there's like, in one episode, one of the characters, it reveals that like, he was like, the, he was groomed by his teacher.

• 2:32Speaker 00

  Don't worry, it's real funny.

• 2:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, bridge it to this story, because I don't know what you're talking about anymore.

• 2:36Speaker 00

  I'm just saying, like, it was funny because he was just like, "No, we were actually in love."

• 2:43Speaker 00

  So like, maybe, maybe the reason I was so excited to go to my fourth grade teacher's wedding is because I felt like, maybe I'll-

• 2:50Speaker 01

  Oh, you thought-

• 2:51Speaker 00

  I'll stop it.

• 2:52Speaker 01

  Her own wedding.

• 2:53Speaker 00

  Stop her wedding.

• 2:54Speaker 01

  Oh, you're gonna open the doors like, "Stop!"

• 2:56Speaker 00

  I'm gonna open the do- well, no, I was already there, I didn't need to open the doors.

• 2:59Speaker 01

  Well, you know, I was trying to be dramatic.

• 3:01Speaker 00

  I would just like, raise my hand, like a student.

• 3:02Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:02Speaker 00

  I feel like if you're-

• 3:03Speaker 01

  Do they do that at weddings anymore? Do they ask, like, "Does anyone have something to say?"

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  No, you didn't, you didn't when you were-

• 3:08Speaker 01

  I didn't, when I was officiating, I didn't go, "Hey, anybody wanna fucking step in and do something about this?"

• 3:13Speaker 00

  I didn't say that.

• 3:14Speaker 01

  You know, it's such a, it's such a weird part of weddings.

• 3:17Speaker 00

  You guys just let this happen?

• 3:18Speaker 01

  Okay, literally, it's like, "Oh, so before we move forward with the best day of these two people's lives, anyone wanna fuck it up? You have the floor, it's yours."

• 3:25Speaker 00

  You know, I have to be honest, I, over the weddings I've been to over the last several years, I haven't heard that.

• 3:32Speaker 01

  Me neither.

• 3:32Speaker 00

  But, I wonder, and I'm sure someone in the comments is gonna let us know the story, like, I wonder if there, people have actually objected, and not for like, a stupid reason. You know, like, "I object, I love," you know, like, a joke, like, "You got it."

• 3:46Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 3:46Speaker 00

  Like, a legit, like, "No," like, "I don't think this should go through."

• 3:50Speaker 01

  I, I've, I mean, see, I don't, I don't want this to happen at a wedding that I'd actually be at.

• 3:56Speaker 00

  I do.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  But like, but like, I don't want that to happen to anyone that I know, unless it's like, a very fringe friend.

• 4:03Speaker 00

  I mean, but then you're not going to their-

• 4:04Speaker 01

  And then someone breaks in-

• 4:05Speaker 00

  But then you're not going to their wedding, though.

• 4:06Speaker 01

  I'm definitely not going.

• 4:08Speaker 00

  You're not going, I, I, how about this? How about this?

• 4:12Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 4:13Speaker 00

  You know I've been really stressing how business-minded I've been lately? What if, it's a service?

• 4:22Speaker 00

  That you can hire someone to object at your wedding if you don't want to go through with it, but you just, you're too afraid.

• 4:27Speaker 01

  Woo!

• 4:28Speaker 00

  You know what I'm saying? So like, say like, you and I are getting married, and I don't want to marry you.

• 4:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 4:33Speaker 00

  Fucking bitch.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, right!

• 4:36Speaker 00

  You'd want to marry the shit out of me.

• 4:38Speaker 01

  You'd be over there being like, "Oh no, I have to hire a service? Get the fuck out of here."

• 4:43Speaker 00

  No, no, no, you're wrong. Don't fucking start me down this fucking road right now, bitch.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  Which road?

• 4:48Speaker 00

  The, the road of anger.

• 4:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:50Speaker 00

  Anger Road.

• 4:51Speaker 01

  Anger Road. Rocky Road.

• 4:52Speaker 00

  Rocky Road.

• 4:54Speaker 01

  Um, overrated ice cream, by the way. Sorry, move forward.

• 4:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, we'll get back to that, but you're right. Um, and like, you can hire them as a service, and they'll just show up to your wedding and object, and you should be like, "Well, they objected. We need to take a break."

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Hold on, everyone chill.

• 5:09Speaker 00

  We need to, you know what? You bring up some really valid points.

• 5:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 5:12Speaker 00

  And then, just move forward.

• 5:14Speaker 01

  Or just like, "I'm so distracted, I can't right now."

• 5:16Speaker 00

  That could be, and we could, they can call them the Wedding Crashers.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  You probably run into some like, trademark, uh, troubles.

• 5:24Speaker 00

  We're okay, we're okay.

• 5:25Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:26Speaker 00

  Tell me that doesn't sound like a good idea. You know what I mean? There's something out there, right?

• 5:30Speaker 01

  You could just also not go through with your wedding if you're not feeling it.

• 5:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, but also, sometimes people have like, confrontation anxiety and stuff like that.

• 5:38Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 5:39Speaker 00

  So, instead of just being that person in the relationship, you can just say like, "You know what? You make some really great points right in person I've never seen until right now."

• 5:47Speaker 01

  How, were you nervous on your wedding day?

• 5:49Speaker 00

  No.

• 5:50Speaker 01

  Not about like, marrying, I'm being like, just like, oh, I mean...

• 5:54Speaker 00

  It was all backwards with, with us. We had a really beautiful like, little wedding in the backyard, but like, I, and, and Becca and I have talked about this. She was like, so, tell me, like, were you nervous when you were gonna propose? I was like, "No." And she's like...

• 6:10Speaker 01

  She wanted you to be nervous?

• 6:13Speaker 00

  She was like...

• 6:13Speaker 01

  She's like, "Be excited, anything." You're like, "No, I was good. It was fine."

• 6:17Speaker 00

  Well, no, I, I said that, I explained to her, and, and I, and I personally feel this, I know everyone's different, but I was just like, I didn't feel nervous because there was no part of me that didn't know that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you.

• 6:30Speaker 01

  Spend the rice.

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  Spend the rice of my life with you.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Right.

• 6:32Speaker 00

  You know?

• 6:33Speaker 01

  Share your rice.

• 6:34Speaker 00

  There was no part of me that was just like, "Oh man, like, do you want to do this?" Because like, that's, in my head, that's what I equate nerves to. Like, I, I have nerves about something if I'm unsure if I want to do something, or I'm unsure of the outcome.

• 6:46Speaker 01

  It's, yeah, I mean, I...

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Also, getting, like, proposing and being not like one million percent sure is crazy work. Well, I don't know how anyone does stuff like that.

• 6:58Speaker 00

  Well, some people do it because they think like this will save everything, you know, like.

• 7:01Speaker 01

  Dude, one of the dumbest, one of the dumbest things I could even conjure up right now.

• 7:06Speaker 00

  Guys, listen.

• 7:07Speaker 01

  But what I think, what I think Becca's talking about is not like a nervous of like, "Oh, I'm scared to do this," or "I'm like nervous, I don't know what to say," type of thing, but just like a, like a, like a.

• 7:16Speaker 00

  Like a giddy, like a butterfly.

• 7:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:18Speaker 00

  I was, I mean, I was excited.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Like before shows, I get like nervous, like I'm like, "Ooh."

• 7:21Speaker 00

  But I don't get nervous. See, that's the difference is I don't, I don't believe those two things are like one in the same. I don't think those are nerves. I think that's like anticipation.

• 7:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

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  It's like, "What am I doing here?" I don't know, honestly.

• 7:33Speaker 01

  I'm making like a fucking, "I'm making a deal."

• 7:35Speaker 00

  You're Goku-ing that shit up right there.

• 7:36Speaker 01

  I'm Goku-ing. Just gotta, just gotta just move on like whatever happened.

• 7:41Speaker 00

  No, I don't, I don't equate those things to nerves, like, because I also get that before the show.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 7:45Speaker 00

  But like, my mentality before the show is just like, I have no reason to be nervous because it's a, like, the show is about to start.

• 7:53Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 7:53Speaker 00

  So like, what am I gonna be nervous about? I just want it to be here already so I can do the thing that we enjoy doing. Same thing with proposing and marrying Becca is like, I don't believe it as nerves because I, as an individual, I'm nervous about things that I'm uncertain of, or if I don't know, like, like the, the future is clouded. Like, I don't know what's going to happen.

• 8:15Speaker 01

  Or you don't know where the bathrooms are.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's, oh my god, god.

• 8:18Speaker 01

  Can't have that.

• 8:19Speaker 00

  I gotta say, we did a shoot recently and someone poorly explained where the bathrooms were, and I panicked for a minute, okay?

• 8:27Speaker 01

  Also, I went to the bathroom during that shoot and they, they gave me the same directions and I walked out and then I, luckily I saw it immediately.

• 8:33Speaker 00

  The rooftop.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  And I was like, "That is so not the directions I would have given."

• 8:38Speaker 00

  He said, "Make a left at produce." The whole store was produce, guys. The whole place that we were at was produce.

• 8:46Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 8:46Speaker 00

  But, yeah, so I see that as anticipation. But, but I do, I, I know there are people out there that, that have nerves, like, "Oh my god, what is gonna happen if we get married?" And then. We could, they could hire us for a flat fee of a thousand dollars.

• 9:04Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 9:05Speaker 00

  Plus travel and lodging.

• 9:08Speaker 01

  Lodging, yes.

• 9:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, you know?

• 9:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 9:10Speaker 00

  And then we can, we can, we can say-

• 9:12Speaker 01

  Are you saying we, like, we're gonna go do that?

• 9:14Speaker 00

  Well, no man is an island. That is one of the rules of Wedding Crashing.

• 9:19Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:20Speaker 00

  Remember that poster that we all had when we were douchebag kids?

• 9:22Speaker 01

  I didn't have it.

• 9:23Speaker 00

  I-

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Probably did.

• 9:25Speaker 00

  No, I don't think I did. I know one of our-

• 9:27Speaker 01

  Did you have a poster in your college dorm of a girl?

• 9:30Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no. You would've, you would've, honestly, it was the other end of the spectrum of all my posters, so-

• 9:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was probably like Derek Jeter.

• 9:38Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no. I can remember my posters very, very clearly.

• 9:43Speaker 01

  Go slow. But give me, give me one of them.

• 9:46Speaker 00

  I'll give you three.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 9:47Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 9:47Speaker 01

  Go slow.

• 9:48Speaker 00

  Okay. One was a, uh, Batman comic book cover.

• 9:55Speaker 01

  Frank, you had a poster in your college dorm?

• 10:02Speaker 00

  That's awesome.

• 10:04Speaker 01

  That's amazing.

• 10:05Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Okay, what was the other one?

• 10:06Speaker 00

  Another one was Dexter Morgan putting his glove on. So, just so you, just so we're all on the same page, just so we're all on the same page. The, the girl bending over and grabbing beer, or like-

• 10:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:19Speaker 00

  Holding, you know, two beer steins with her fucking cleavage out, saying like, "I'll have two of those."

• 10:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:24Speaker 00

  Those, those were not on my wall.

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 10:27Speaker 00

  It was Batman and Dexter Morgan-

• 10:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 10:30Speaker 00

  From the show Dexter-

• 10:31Speaker 01

  Wait, what was the third one?

• 10:33Speaker 00

  Uh-

• 10:34Speaker 01

  Also, you don't have to say this, because I already know that your personal sports jerseys were s- were stapled into the wall.

• 10:41Speaker 00

  Uh, they were pinned into the wall.

• 10:42Speaker 01

  Pinned to the wall, I'm sorry. But his own jerseys were hung up like a Hall of Fame.

• 10:48Speaker 00

  I put my own jerseys in the Hall of Fame.

• 10:50Speaker 01

  You probably had some newspapers of the Yankees up there.

• 10:53Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 10:53Speaker 01

  That was just in your bedroom at home then.

• 10:55Speaker 00

  That was just, yeah, that was just one entire wall of my bedroom at home.

• 10:58Speaker 01

  And your, and your Don Quixote posters. Those were cool. I liked those.

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  Yes, yes. Uh, and then, uh, the other one was, I think I've told you this, it was a big one. It was my first year. I can't remember the other years, but it was, um- Uh, Pulp Fiction. It was, uh-

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Uma Thurman?

• 11:15Speaker 00

  No, no. It would make sense if it was a woman, right?

• 11:19Speaker 01

  What was it?

• 11:20Speaker 00

  It was fucking John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson, holding the gun at the guy. They shoot.

• 11:26Speaker 01

  Did he look like a bitch?

• 11:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, exactly, so.

• 11:29Speaker 01

  Oh, man.

• 11:30Speaker 00

  That was, uh, you know-

• 11:31Speaker 01

  That's awesome.

• 11:32Speaker 00

  My, my, cuz you only saw my room like, three or four times.

• 11:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 11:37Speaker 00

  Uh, it was very college dorm-like, you know? Like, I had like, two bowls and three forks, that I stole from like, the, on campus dining.

• 11:45Speaker 01

  There you go.

• 11:46Speaker 00

  And it's alright.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  It's all good.

• 11:48Speaker 00

  Um, I have to ask you something seriously, here. This is not a joke.

• 11:53Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 11:54Speaker 00

  Someone made a comment to me, and I need your help. I think-

• 11:57Speaker 01

  Oh, no.

• 11:58Speaker 00

  I think, you are more in, you're more fingering the pulse, in terms of like, trends. And, what's so funny?

• 12:06Speaker 01

  Fingering the pulse again, where-

• 12:08Speaker 00

  Is that not what it is?

• 12:09Speaker 01

  No, and we've gone over this, but it's, it's finger on the pulse.

• 12:12Speaker 00

  Okay, whatever.

• 12:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:13Speaker 00

  Fingering, whoever's getting fingered.

• 12:15Speaker 01

  Right.

• 12:17Speaker 00

  Are skinny jeans really out of style?

• 12:20Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:20Speaker 00

  Because-

• 12:21Speaker 01

  Yeah. It's time, Frank.

• 12:23Speaker 00

  Because I wore skinny jeans yesterday.

• 12:26Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:27Speaker 00

  And someone said to me like, "Hey, don't let anyone tell you skinny jeans are out of style." And you burst out laughing.

• 12:32Speaker 01

  It's very funny. Well, the reason why is because before, you had your phone in your pocket.

• 12:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 12:37Speaker 01

  And I could see the cameras of your phone, through your jeans. So, I was like, dude, we're gonna have to size up a little bit here.

• 12:45Speaker 00

  I like form-fitting clothing, I think it, it really like-

• 12:48Speaker 01

  You could still have a-

• 12:49Speaker 00

  It accentuates my thunder.

• 12:51Speaker 01

  And you're, yeah, yeah, stormy over there.

• 12:53Speaker 00

  Hell, yeah, it's a fucking, damn right, bitch, it's a cloudy thunderstorm over here.

• 12:57Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:57Speaker 00

  Here we go, I'll thunderclap it all day.

• 12:59Speaker 01

  Jesus Christ.

• 13:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's got a little-

• 13:01Speaker 01

  Thunderclap is wild stuff.

• 13:03Speaker 00

  But, are they really out of, like-

• 13:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, they are.

• 13:06Speaker 00

  So, what's in style for pants?

• 13:08Speaker 01

  The baggier, sort of thing, but you don't have to go baggy.

• 13:10Speaker 00

  I don't like baggy, though, dude.

• 13:12Speaker 01

  I don't mind it, at times.

• 13:14Speaker 00

  You're like, I, I like, like, you're a little baggy.

• 13:17Speaker 01

  No, they're not baggy. Maybe a little bit.

• 13:20Speaker 00

  They're a little baggy, a little bootcutty.

• 13:22Speaker 01

  Bootcutty?

• 13:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, bootcutty baggy.

• 13:24Speaker 01

  Well, like, I can't do like a bell bottom, like a wide... I look like an idiot.

• 13:28Speaker 00

  I just got rid of jeans that I realized were bell bottoms after having them for several years.

• 13:33Speaker 01

  Did you wear them?

• 13:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:35Speaker 01

  I didn't see them.

• 13:35Speaker 00

  I wore them, you know, you know what's funny is I wore them when we went to Austin, Texas for my bachelor party, there's a picture of me and you sitting in a chair.

• 13:43Speaker 01

  You wore them then?

• 13:44Speaker 00

  And I didn't realize, and one of our friends commented on it like, "Is Frankie wearing bell bottoms?"

• 13:50Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 13:51Speaker 00

  And I was like, "Oh, fuck, I should get rid of these."

• 13:52Speaker 01

  Chit, chit, chit.

• 13:53Speaker 00

  Let's get rid of them soon.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, we'll figure it out. Anyway, there was this thing I wanted to talk, talk about, I just found it on Twitter, literally, before we started recording.

• 14:00Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:01Speaker 01

  Um, and it's the Department of Air Force, uh, uh, mind you, uh...

• 14:05Speaker 00

  Wait, who, the, the Department of Air, so the Air Force?

• 14:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, the Department of the Air Force, sent out a letter, and I don't know if this is real, but we're gonna assume it is because ha-ha-hee-hee.

• 14:16Speaker 00

  Ha-has and he-hees, babe.

• 14:17Speaker 01

  Um, but it says, like, "It's been brought to leadership's attention that some individuals are using language that is inappropriate in the work environment, blah, blah, blah." Basically, they made a list, uh, and it says, "Leadership does, however, realize the importance of open, honest communication between members. With this in mind, leadership has compiled the following substitution list."

• 14:34Speaker 00

  So, wait, oh, so, so that, basically what they're saying is that, like, people are using words that people are complaining about, so here, instead of those, use these?

• 14:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, so they have the old phrase, and then the new phrase that they want you to use.

• 14:45Speaker 00

  Oh, yes.

• 14:46Speaker 01

  Yeah, so, I'm gonna, I'm gonna let you come up with something new, maybe, maybe you line up.

• 14:50Speaker 00

  Oh, give me the, yeah, okay.

• 14:51Speaker 01

  And if you do get some right, then you know that you're on the same wavelength as someone who works over at the Air Force.

• 14:56Speaker 00

  As the Air Force, yes. Honestly, when people think of bravery, they think of the Air Force and me.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  Right.

• 15:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 15:01Speaker 01

  Uh, uh, the first one just says, "No fucking way." That's the old one.

• 15:07Speaker 00

  No fu- come on, that's a good one.

• 15:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they want a new phrase, like, so it's like a polite way to say, "No fucking way."

• 15:13Speaker 00

  No fucking way, like, "Go on, giddyup."

• 15:19Speaker 01

  I think you're misunderstanding the game.

• 15:22Speaker 00

  I'm gonna be real bad at this.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  You're not creating a phrase, I mean, you're not necessarily creating a phrase, you're like, what's the appropriate way to say "no fucking way" while you're at work?

• 15:32Speaker 00

  No way.

• 15:33Speaker 01

  Right, no, it is, it just says, "I'm not, I'm not certain that's feasible."

• 15:38Speaker 00

  I'm gonna tell you right now.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, I've never-

• 15:39Speaker 00

  If someone drops a "feasible" on me in like casual conversation-

• 15:43Speaker 01

  I don't like that.

• 15:44Speaker 00

  No fucking way, I don't beat the dogshit out of them.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Disgusting. Next one, "you've gotta be shitting me."

• 15:50Speaker 00

  These are real good ones, Joey, especially when you're in the air force, I imagine you have to say this stuff all the time.

• 15:54Speaker 01

  "You've gotta be shitting me."

• 15:55Speaker 00

  "You've gotta be shitting me," alright, well-

• 15:57Speaker 01

  What does that translate to into normal language?

• 15:59Speaker 00

  Oh, so, so, I would just think like, "You've gotta be kidding me," but, clearly, they want it to be like, uh, the, uh, you know, instances that have been brought before us are at a point where they are, you know, seem to be humorous and making a joker and mockery of this entire situation.

• 16:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, they just have, "Really?" That's what they have. Then, then this one-

• 16:21Speaker 00

  Really?

• 16:21Speaker 01

  The next one is so good. "Tell someone who gives a fuck."

• 16:25Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 16:26Speaker 01

  That is so good, I haven't said that in my life ever, and I'm gonna-

• 16:29Speaker 00

  I'm gonna, I have to be honest-

• 16:31Speaker 01

  "Tell someone who gives a fuck."

• 16:34Speaker 00

  Oh, god, I, I, I gotta be honest with you.

• 16:38Speaker 00

  The moment we, like, as a society, cause everything, whatever's old becomes new again, I mean, look at what happened with like vinyls, vinyls came back in a big way.

• 16:46Speaker 01

  Baggy pants?

• 16:47Speaker 00

  Frig- fucker. When flip phones start coming back into the stratosphere, I am gonna fucking just emotionally charged hang up on people all the time, even in the middle of like a kind, beautiful conversation, they're getting a, "Tell someone that gives a fuck."

• 17:06Speaker 01

  Bang!

• 17:07Speaker 00

  Oh!

• 17:08Speaker 01

  Slamming it.

• 17:08Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 17:09Speaker 01

  We need to bring back payphones so I can flip out one and slam the fucking phone.

• 17:12Speaker 00

  I... We've already spoken about the fact that we are in transition into a new studio.

• 17:17Speaker 01

  Should we get a payphone?

• 17:18Speaker 00

  You told me, well, sure, but also, you also told me that an all, a relic of episodes past might be coming back.

• 17:26Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 17:28Speaker 00

  People might be excited about that, that thing is gonna get beaten into oblivion if it does, I'll tell you that.

• 17:32Speaker 01

  "Tell someone who gives a fuck" translates to, "Perhaps you should check in with whoever."

• 17:37Speaker 00

  Whoever the fuck-

• 17:38Speaker 01

  Right. Then just, then, "Ask me if I give a fuck."

• 17:41Speaker 00

  God.

• 17:42Speaker 01

  Which translates to, "Of course I'm concerned."

• 17:46Speaker 01

  I'm concerned.

• 17:46Speaker 00

  Wait, ask me if I give a fuck.

• 17:48Speaker 01

  Ask me if I give a fuck?

• 17:49Speaker 00

  But that mean, but no, but that doesn't line up.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  Of course I'm concerned, that doesn't make sense.

• 17:52Speaker 00

  Of course I'm concerned is like, conf- like confirming that you're upset about something, or ask me if I give a fuck. You're basically saying, I don't care.

• 17:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:59Speaker 00

  That doesn't make sense. When did the Air Force become no fun?

• 18:03Speaker 01

  This one just says, fuck it, it won't work.

• 18:08Speaker 01

  And then it says, I'm not certain we can implement this.

• 18:13Speaker 00

  Yo, there is someone, I hope this is real.

• 18:16Speaker 01

  Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner? I'll try to schedule that.

• 18:22Speaker 01

  Oh god.

• 18:23Speaker 00

  I gotta say.

• 18:24Speaker 01

  This one just says, eat shit.

• 18:27Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Eat shit turns into, you don't say.

• 18:30Speaker 00

  That's not, that's not what those two things mean, Mr. Air Force.

• 18:33Speaker 01

  Next one, eat shit and die.

• 18:36Speaker 00

  You don't say, please kill yourself.

• 18:38Speaker 01

  It just says, excuse me. Then it says, eat shit and die, motherfucker. Then it says, excuse me, sir.

• 18:48Speaker 01

  What the fuck do they want from me? Kiss my ass, fuck it, I'm on salary?

• 18:54Speaker 01

  Shove it up your ass. This job sucks.

• 18:57Speaker 00

  There's no way this is real. There's absolutely no way.

• 19:01Speaker 01

  Blow me, turns into, I see.

• 19:05Speaker 01

  Blow yourself. Do you see?

• 19:10Speaker 01

  That's awesome. Blow yourself?

• 19:13Speaker 00

  Do you know how bad I wish?

• 19:17Speaker 01

  Another fucking meeting.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  Another fucking meeting.

• 19:22Speaker 00

  What would you do if you were a professional in the workplace and you got a memo with all this stuff on it?

• 19:28Speaker 01

  Print it out and immediately send to the group chat.

• 19:30Speaker 00

  Dude, one of my favorite moments when I worked in college was, we had to do, I think I've told this story before, but just in case, I'm gonna tell it again. We had to do like, uh, uh, conduct hearings, where like, if people were in like, an argument or something, or like, someone got, you know, like, written up for violating something. Depending on the severity of whatever it was, we had to hand out the punishment. There was one where like, it was like, a full hearing, and someone had to like, read the text messages, and the person had printed and framed the text message. And it was just like, hey, please stop, it literally, two, I still have it. It was like, hey, please stop locking the door. And the person just responded like, hey, please stop being a fucking cunt.

• 20:16Speaker 01

  Wow, that's fire.

• 20:17Speaker 00

  And like, this serious room of someone having to read this to a room of people.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  This is not right.

• 20:24Speaker 00

  This is.

• 20:25Speaker 01

  Have you ever called someone a cunt?

• 20:27Speaker 00

  I'm sure I have.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Why are you sure of that?

• 20:31Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm sure I have.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  You're a cunt. You've done that?

• 20:34Speaker 00

  Maybe not to their face. Maybe just like, oh, that person's a cunt. But it feels bad.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  Cunt is, it's so sharp. You could like, cut right through a conversation.

• 20:43Speaker 00

  It really can.

• 20:44Speaker 01

  It feels like a word that the person can hear even if they're not around.

• 20:48Speaker 00

  It feels like, in thirty years, we're gonna look back at this and be like, we said that? You know what I mean? Like, you know, like, people like-

• 20:57Speaker 01

  It's kind of like when you shoot a gun in the air. You don't really think about it, but like, it's gotta come down. You ever think about that?

• 21:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, I, I quite-

• 21:05Speaker 01

  Do people die like that all the time?

• 21:06Speaker 00

  There have been instances. Mythbusters covered that in an episode where like, someone just like randomly shot in the air, cause it goes up and then it comes down.

• 21:14Speaker 01

  Hard.

• 21:15Speaker 00

  Just as fast.

• 21:16Speaker 01

  Also, is it true if I throw a coin off the Empire State Building, like I'm gonna kill a motherfucker?

• 21:20Speaker 00

  No, but, I, I, that one is pretty cool. Like, I heard that it was like, if someone throws a coin and you try to catch it, it'll go through your hand.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  I heard it'll go through the top of your head and split you in half.

• 21:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:31Speaker 01

  I was like, damn.

• 21:32Speaker 00

  That'd be kinda cool. I mean, not dying, obviously. Not the dying, not the dying part of it.

• 21:36Speaker 01

  Right.

• 21:37Speaker 00

  But, I mean, how has no one thrown just a bucket of coins off the top of the Empire-

• 21:41Speaker 01

  It is shocking that no one's done that.

• 21:42Speaker 00

  I'm saying, we got people getting shot in midtown.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:45Speaker 00

  Coins off of the top of the Empire State Building just seems like a no-brainer.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  And I feel like it wouldn't be hard.

• 21:52Speaker 00

  I mean, to throw a coin? I'm sure they have cameras up there.

• 21:55Speaker 01

  I don't wanna even, I don't wanna speculate, give some ideas.

• 21:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, guys, don't do this.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Don't throw coins!

• 21:59Speaker 00

  I'm sure there's a ton of cameras up there that people would see it immediately.

• 22:02Speaker 01

  I think there's not a lot of change left in the city. You know what I mean? No one has coins.

• 22:06Speaker 00

  I'm okay with that, dude.

• 22:07Speaker 01

  Me too. I fucking hate coins.

• 22:09Speaker 00

  Coins are weird.

• 22:10Speaker 01

  I don't even like cash.

• 22:11Speaker 00

  I do like multiple coins, like-

• 22:15Speaker 01

  You like shaking coins?

• 22:16Speaker 00

  I like shaking coins.

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 22:18Speaker 00

  But the minute there's just like one or two coins.

• 22:20Speaker 01

  What's your favorite coin?

• 22:21Speaker 00

  Half dollar.

• 22:23Speaker 01

  That's a cool coin.

• 22:23Speaker 00

  That's a sick, I still have one from like the sixties.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  Gold dollar, the dollar coins?

• 22:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, that one was pretty cool.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  Those were cool. Was that Har- Harriet Tubman on that one?

• 22:30Speaker 00

  I think it was, I was gonna say Sigourney Weaver, but that's not true.

• 22:35Speaker 01

  It's not Sigourney Weaver.

• 22:36Speaker 00

  Sigourney Truth, I think?

• 22:39Speaker 01

  No, dude, I'm pretty sure it's Harriet Tubman.

• 22:42Speaker 00

  It might be, it might be. We should just do it quick.

• 22:45Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  We should do it, or, or no, who was the other?

• 22:48Speaker 01

  I think it's Tubbs.

• 22:48Speaker 00

  No, no, no, I think there was somebody else, I think there was somebody else, and it's gonna affect me.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  It's gonna af-

• 22:54Speaker 00

  Golden dollar coin.

• 22:57Speaker 01

  The half dollar is like one of the fucking president, like one of the-

• 23:00Speaker 00

  It was, uh, RFK. Sacagawea, I knew it was it.

• 23:03Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, dude. The front side of the golden dollar coin was designed by Sculter, yeah.

• 23:09Speaker 01

  Wait, so Tubbs is on something?

• 23:11Speaker 00

  I don't think Tubbs is on anything either. Dude, uh, an original from year two thousand, I remember this. Uh, like pre-owned on eBay, it's going for like sixteen hundred bucks.

• 23:21Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 23:22Speaker 00

  I mean, there's also other ones going for like nine dollars, so.

• 23:26Speaker 01

  Someone is getting really, uh, crazy with that.

• 23:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I knew, I knew it wasn't-

• 23:30Speaker 01

  Wow, I thought it was Harriet Tubman.

• 23:32Speaker 00

  Sacagawea. You remember what she did, right?

• 23:36Speaker 01

  She did stuff for sure, and I don't-

• 23:38Speaker 00

  And you remember?

• 23:39Speaker 01

  Nope.

• 23:40Speaker 00

  You don't remember? She was like the, like, the guide for Lewis and Clark?

• 23:43Speaker 01

  Ah!

• 23:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:45Speaker 00

  They were just like, what is this? And she was like, it's a rock. And they were like, got it, Sacca.

• 23:50Speaker 01

  Thank God, Sacca.

• 23:53Speaker 01

  Thank you, Sacca. Um, yeah, I mean, what an interesting thing. Imagine being the first people to see the Pacific Ocean.

• 24:01Speaker 00

  Same as the Atlantic. I would say half dollar.

• 24:06Speaker 00

  Quarter.

• 24:07Speaker 01

  Quarters are cool, bro. I fuck with dimes. I really fuck with dimes.

• 24:11Speaker 00

  Really?

• 24:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, I fuck with dimes.

• 24:13Speaker 00

  I don't care for that.

• 24:14Speaker 01

  Mad dimes.

• 24:14Speaker 00

  We can agree, the worst is a nickel.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  The wackest.

• 24:18Speaker 00

  The wackest, and it's overly fat, dude.

• 24:20Speaker 01

  And what is that thing?

• 24:21Speaker 00

  Pennies I like because they're, they're cool.

• 24:23Speaker 01

  But they make, they're like...

• 24:25Speaker 00

  Have you heard the conspiracy about pennies?

• 24:27Speaker 01

  No, what?

• 24:27Speaker 00

  Where it's like, they're the only one that's not silver because like, they were mad at Abraham Lincoln for freeing the slaves and that's why he's facing another direction and shit like that. I don't know how true it is.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Pussies.

• 24:40Speaker 00

  I, I don't know how true it is, but it's possible.

• 24:43Speaker 01

  No, pennies are just like, I don't know.

• 24:46Speaker 00

  I'm saying-

• 24:47Speaker 01

  Cause whenever you have pennies, it's like they would stepped on, they're all fucked up.

• 24:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, a penny to me is basically just like a pigeon. You know what I mean? Like they're useless. They're rats.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  But, I will say... They're rats. I will say, a fresh penny is up there, cause they're shiny as fuck.

• 25:02Speaker 00

  Not only are they shiny as hell, but like, they're just like, this isn't a real, like this, like where did this come from?

• 25:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:09Speaker 00

  You ever think about that? Like-

• 25:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, where do we get this?

• 25:11Speaker 00

  Who just like puts fresh pennies out there and they're just like, "Go be pennies."

• 25:15Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:15Speaker 00

  That doesn't make sense.

• 25:16Speaker 01

  Well, the Federal Reserve, I believe.

• 25:17Speaker 00

  I know, I know, but it still doesn't make sense, right?

• 25:20Speaker 01

  That they could just print it?

• 25:21Speaker 00

  They can just get pennies. How many pennies are there in the world that are just not being used?

• 25:27Speaker 01

  That are like on the ground?

• 25:28Speaker 00

  Like on the ground, in a ditch.

• 25:30Speaker 01

  Did you think I was gonna have an answer to that?

• 25:32Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. In the United States.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  I would say a whole bunch.

• 25:36Speaker 00

  Okay, give me a dollar amount, not even just pennies.

• 25:39Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 25:39Speaker 00

  Just loose change out there.

• 25:42Speaker 01

  Loose change?

• 25:43Speaker 00

  Oh, all loose change!

• 25:43Speaker 01

  All loose change!

• 25:44Speaker 00

  Bro, lots! But how much, and I'm not saying within a person's, like they have it in like a water jug like your family did.

• 25:51Speaker 01

  Right, right, okay.

• 25:52Speaker 00

  Or like they throw them at their son because he got a ninety-eight on his test instead of a hundred like my parents did.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  Hold on, let's, let's frame this for a clip. Here we go.

• 26:00Speaker 00

  Bang, this guy, big, big guy!

• 26:03Speaker 01

  We're directing now.

• 26:03Speaker 00

  We're do- we?

• 26:04Speaker 01

  You wanna?

• 26:06Speaker 00

  Okay, Joey.

• 26:07Speaker 01

  Do you wanna ask the question?

• 26:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, here we go. Loose change on the ground.

• 26:09Speaker 01

  I, I, you guys are watching it in real time.

• 26:11Speaker 00

  You guys are watching this in real time, you're seeing how the sausage is made. Hello, here's a sausage.

• 26:14Speaker 01

  Here's a sa- hey, well.

• 26:17Speaker 00

  You wanna see some sausage? Look over at Joe's camera.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  That's enough.

• 26:20Speaker 00

  Here's a sausage, cut to Joe.

• 26:23Speaker 00

  Okay. Hey Joey, I have a question.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  You're not gonna start it like that. Just ask me, how much?

• 26:29Speaker 00

  No, seriously. How much loose change do you think there is in the United States? That's not like in a piggy bank or like a, like a...

• 26:37Speaker 01

  Just on the ground?

• 26:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, just on the ground in the United States.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  Like, maybe close to a million dollars.

• 26:47Speaker 00

  Get the fuck out of here!

• 26:49Speaker 01

  Frank, are you kidding me?

• 26:50Speaker 00

  A million dollars?

• 26:51Speaker 01

  People are walking around on the earth!

• 26:53Speaker 00

  I'm saying nah, brother, no way.

• 26:54Speaker 01

  In the US, in the US.

• 26:56Speaker 00

  I'm saying a hundred thousand, max.

• 26:57Speaker 01

  No way!

• 26:59Speaker 00

  Max, dude.

• 26:59Speaker 01

  Frank!

• 27:00Speaker 00

  Max!

• 27:00Speaker 01

  There's a hundred thousand, I can find a hundred thousand dollars in coins in Central Park!

• 27:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. No way, dude. A million do- do you know how many coins you need?

• 27:09Speaker 01

  That's a lot. Frank, the country is vast!

• 27:12Speaker 00

  Okay, forget about like...

• 27:15Speaker 01

  What about dollars? What about dollars?

• 27:16Speaker 00

  I was gonna say, just, just the gold coins.

• 27:19Speaker 01

  What gold coins?

• 27:20Speaker 00

  The gold dollars.

• 27:21Speaker 01

  What about those?

• 27:22Speaker 00

  If we're just doing those, there needs to be a million!

• 27:25Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 27:26Speaker 00

  That's not, that's too much, brother!

• 27:28Speaker 01

  I know, but Frank, coins...

• 27:30Speaker 00

  Pennies, there needs to be a hundred times a million!

• 27:33Speaker 01

  Frank, but coins are never alone. There's not gonna, you're not gonna find...

• 27:36Speaker 00

  Yes, they are!

• 27:37Speaker 01

  No, they're not.

• 27:38Speaker 00

  That's, that's literally what they are known for, being just alone coins.

• 27:42Speaker 01

  No one gives one cent back. Like, maybe a quarter might be alone, cause that's a lot of money.

• 27:46Speaker 00

  Give a penny, take a penny.

• 27:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, no one does that.

• 27:49Speaker 00

  Who, but also, why would you do that if you just need a penny?

• 27:52Speaker 01

  I don't get it!

• 27:53Speaker 00

  And you have a penny?

• 27:55Speaker 01

  Nothing happens with that exchange. I think there's, I, I definitely think there's hundreds of thousands of dollars.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  I say a hundred thousand dollars, max two hundred thousand dollars. Think about the amount of, just, just like, forget about the dollar amount. Think of the amount of coins that need to be around.

• 28:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:17Speaker 00

  A hundred pennies in a dollar.

• 28:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:20Speaker 00

  Times a million, brother.

• 28:22Speaker 01

  Right.

• 28:22Speaker 00

  A hundred million pennies just in the ground?

• 28:25Speaker 01

  Sure!

• 28:26Speaker 00

  No way.

• 28:27Speaker 01

  Frank!

• 28:27Speaker 00

  No way. And we're not talking like pennies from like 1901 that are like more valuable because they use this alloy.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  No, no, no, but, does it count if like some of these pennies are like just in the soil?

• 28:40Speaker 00

  Yes, that counts.

• 28:41Speaker 01

  Definitely a million.

• 28:42Speaker 00

  No, no way, dude.

• 28:43Speaker 01

  Frankie.

• 28:43Speaker 00

  No way. People are out there with metal detectors finding pennies and dimes and quarters all the time.

• 28:51Speaker 01

  The beach? How much money do you think is in the fucking ocean?

• 28:55Speaker 00

  Whoa dude, I didn't even think the beach.

• 28:58Speaker 01

  The beach!

• 28:58Speaker 00

  I didn't think the beach.

• 28:59Speaker 01

  There's probably tons of money at the beach.

• 29:02Speaker 00

  The beach and like, just like other stuff too. Alright, United States, continental United States.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  So not Hawaii.

• 29:09Speaker 00

  And we'll throw in, we'll allow Alaska to Hawaii. Well, but, but like, but from grass to grass. Fuck the ocean and the beach.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  Okay, okay.

• 29:17Speaker 00

  I think two hundred thousand dollars max.

• 29:19Speaker 01

  Nah nah nah, I think there's more.

• 29:21Speaker 00

  Max. Well, what do they got up in Alaska? They got bear meat, wolverines and bones. They don't have any change up there, lying around.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  They definitely, they're a society Frank.

• 29:32Speaker 00

  I know they are, but most of them aren't, that's what I'm saying.

• 29:35Speaker 01

  Who?

• 29:36Speaker 00

  Most of Alaska is not, it's like, it's probably, I don't know. It's just bears dude.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:40Speaker 00

  Bears and snow.

• 29:42Speaker 01

  Props.

• 29:44Speaker 00

  Now, how much money do you think is in the ocean? And I'm not just saying, now, I'm not just saying like, currency and tender. I'm saying like.

• 29:53Speaker 01

  Tender? Currency and tender.

• 29:56Speaker 00

  I'm, I'm saying like, someone dropped like, a Rolex into the ocean.

• 30:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, bro, there's probably so much of that.

• 30:03Speaker 00

  Really?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:05Speaker 00

  Crazy, right?

• 30:06Speaker 01

  Think about this, right?

• 30:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 30:07Speaker 01

  Think about how much money, or how many things are left behind at clubs? Like at the end of the night, they turn the lights on?

• 30:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, but people that aren't leaving behind valuable, they're leaving behind like.

• 30:17Speaker 01

  By accident.

• 30:18Speaker 00

  Chapstick and a, a, a fucking broken.

• 30:20Speaker 01

  Cell, cell phones, people like their chains may be full of their earrings, like.

• 30:25Speaker 00

  Yo, you find a lot of shit. You know what I remember so clearly? And you might be the only person for this story.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  Oh god.

• 30:33Speaker 00

  Do you remember, there was a, a nightclub in our neighborhood, growing up, called Remy?

• 30:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:39Speaker 00

  Some people may remember it, some people probably don't. Most people don't.

• 30:43Speaker 01

  Ninety-nine point five percent don't, go ahead.

• 30:46Speaker 00

  There was a nightclub in the story called Remy. And I always remember walking along Forty-Fifth Street, heading toward like Twenty-third Avenue from Dipmars? And looking in the window and just seeing crusty dollar bills that had fallen behind. Behind the benches and shit that were just in the window and I always thought to myself like, there's gotta be like thirty dollars in there, which at the time could have bought me a week of having fun. Now, that's not a fucking damn thing.

• 31:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:13Speaker 00

  But, do you, do you ever see those growing up?

• 31:16Speaker 01

  No, I, I don't even know what you're talking about, but I imagine that like that happens all the time. There's like money and shit left behind.

• 31:22Speaker 00

  I can't, I really wish that someone were to hit me up and they would just be like, I buried a ton of treasure. I want, like, I really wanna find treasure.

• 31:32Speaker 01

  Frank,

• 31:35Speaker 01

  no one's gonna hit you up.

• 31:36Speaker 00

  Do you think treasure exists?

• 31:38Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 31:39Speaker 00

  Like, and I'm not talking like-

• 31:40Speaker 01

  We're talking about Davy Jones's locker here. Treasure.

• 31:43Speaker 00

  Uh, well, isn't that, I don't think that's treasure.

• 31:45Speaker 01

  I don't think so either.

• 31:46Speaker 00

  Ghosty thing.

• 31:47Speaker 01

  I thought that was just like the deep blue sea.

• 31:49Speaker 00

  No, Davy Jones locker, I, I think it was just like a place.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  I thought it, I thought it was like, uh, uh, like an expression of like you'll, you'll drown in the ocean.

• 31:57Speaker 00

  Well, that's probably from where you got it from, which is SpongeBob, but Davy Jones locker is-

• 32:04Speaker 01

  Did I tell you that when I was in Fire Island, that a guy-

• 32:09Speaker 00

  What?

• 32:09Speaker 01

  You're right. Right? It's an expression.

• 32:11Speaker 00

  It's an expression ref- referring to the bottom of the sea, regarded as the grave of those that have drowned at sea. Davy Jones locker. I thought it was like a place for ghosts. Well, I guess-

• 32:21Speaker 01

  Technically.

• 32:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, alright, so we're both right.

• 32:23Speaker 01

  No, that's not how that works, buddy. I'd like credit.

• 32:27Speaker 00

  What were you excited about?

• 32:28Speaker 01

  Dude, in, in, I don't know if I told you this, but I was, when I was in Fire Island, we were like walking to this place and it was so far, but because there's no cars on the island. And I was like, bro, I just like, whatever. And this dude drives by on a golf cart. And I just, I just like joked and he was like, oh, you're gonna give us all a ride? And he slams on the brakes and he's like, yeah, get on. And I was like, for real? And he's like, yeah. So we get on, this is the most-

• 32:54Speaker 00

  I love interactions like that.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  I can't remember what he looked like exactly, but he loo- but he reminded me of, you ever see the Polar Express?

• 33:03Speaker 00

  Unfortunately, yes.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  You know when the kid goes on top of the train and there's that guy who's like homeless kinda?

• 33:08Speaker 00

  Uh, vaguely, yeah.

• 33:10Speaker 01

  Right? He was like that, cuz he looked like he was covered in soot. And he was driving a golf court, and we were all on it, and then he starts having a conversation with me. And then he's telling me, he pulls over at one point, and he goes, "You see that house?" And I go, "Yeah." He goes, "Underneath that house, if you go all the way down, that's, that's Davy Jones's locker." I said, "What?"

• 33:31Speaker 00

  Get the fuck out of here.

• 33:33Speaker 01

  He told me that he knew, and I was like, I was like, "What do you mean?" And he's like, "I, it's there, like, that's where it is."

• 33:38Speaker 00

  I gotta look up.

• 33:38Speaker 01

  And I'm like, "What the fuck are you talking about?"

• 33:41Speaker 00

  Did you ever, did you ever fact check where Davy's-

• 33:42Speaker 01

  Did I fact check? Uh, I thought that guy was a ghost, Frank. I didn't think he was real.

• 33:47Speaker 00

  Honestly, you might have been talking of like-

• 33:48Speaker 01

  Probably. I thought it was an old fisherman ghost.

• 33:51Speaker 00

  It just says-

• 33:53Speaker 01

  He was like, "There's Davy Jones's locker," and I was like, "I don't even know how to take that."

• 33:57Speaker 00

  It just says the bottom of the sea. I mean, technically, he wasn't wrong.

• 34:00Speaker 01

  I, I guess, I guess.

• 34:02Speaker 00

  Right? Technically, he's like, "If you go underneath this island that we're on."

• 34:06Speaker 01

  He literally pulled up to a specific house, he said, "Under this house, you go down, that's Davy Jones's locker," and I was like-

• 34:12Speaker 00

  That's kinda sick, though.

• 34:13Speaker 01

  I know, I was like, "What the fuck?"

• 34:15Speaker 00

  Can you go under an island?

• 34:20Speaker 00

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• 34:22Speaker 01

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• 36:57Speaker 00

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• 37:37Speaker 00

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• 38:00Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 38:01Speaker 00

  But, so.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  Hit me.

• 38:03Speaker 00

  This is a big water themed episode.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  It is.

• 38:05Speaker 00

  Okay, which I don't hate, but I do not like.

• 38:09Speaker 01

  Right.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  The ocean fucks me up.

• 38:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:13Speaker 00

  Can you go under an island?

• 38:15Speaker 01

  Like swim under an island?

• 38:16Speaker 00

  Like swim under, like.

• 38:19Speaker 00

  Maybe not Hawaii, because I know that's all volcanoes and shit. But like, let's think of like an island like the middle of the ocean, like.

• 38:27Speaker 01

  Bora Bora.

• 38:27Speaker 00

  Sure. Right?

• 38:29Speaker 01

  Uh, yeah.

• 38:31Speaker 00

  Is it like, just like a floating island?

• 38:33Speaker 01

  See?

• 38:34Speaker 00

  Or is it like a, you can go underneath because I'll be honest with you.

• 38:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:39Speaker 00

  Why we should do that. That would be cool.

• 38:42Speaker 01

  Okay, two things.

• 38:43Speaker 00

  I mean, not me. I hate underwater.

• 38:45Speaker 01

  I was gonna say, two things. I'm never attempting this.

• 38:48Speaker 00

  No, yeah, okay.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  I mean, so I wanted to say that you could if you swam deep enough, but that's stupid. Because obviously you can't swim under an island because then they'd move.

• 39:01Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 39:01Speaker 01

  Like Hawaii would like eventually crash into something.

• 39:04Speaker 00

  I didn't think about that.

• 39:05Speaker 01

  You know what I mean?

• 39:06Speaker 00

  I didn't think about that.

• 39:08Speaker 01

  So Hawaii is just connected to the crust of the earth, the mantle.

• 39:12Speaker 00

  The mantle, that's it, that's it.

• 39:13Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:14Speaker 00

  I think it's just volcanoes. That's what Hawaii is. It's volcanoes. Cause I heard.

• 39:17Speaker 01

  I think all islands are volcanoes.

• 39:19Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 39:20Speaker 01

  I don't even know if that's true.

• 39:21Speaker 00

  Long Island is not a volcano.

• 39:22Speaker 01

  Isn't it?

• 39:23Speaker 00

  No.

• 39:24Speaker 01

  What is it?

• 39:24Speaker 00

  I mean, there are parts of it that certainly

• 39:28Speaker 00

  suck.

• 39:30Speaker 00

  Like volcanoes do.

• 39:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:31Speaker 00

  But I don't think, I think some of them are just like they broke off or like there was space in between and then it just got flooded because of the rising tides.

• 39:39Speaker 01

  Have you ever been on an island? Like a real island?

• 39:43Speaker 00

  Long Island, I guess if you consider that.

• 39:45Speaker 01

  Connected to the gun.

• 39:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean. No, no, no. Technically, yes, but not for the sake of this argument.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  I, I-

• 39:54Speaker 00

  Have you?

• 39:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, two. Well, I went to Mykonos, so that's, that's an island. Yeah. You're making crazy noises over there. Oh, oh, ha, yeah. Um, but when I went to-

• 40:04Speaker 00

  Mykonos, that's a crazy, you've been to the two gayest islands. You've been to Mykonos and Fire Island.

• 40:11Speaker 00

  Those are very well-known, like, gay attractions.

• 40:15Speaker 01

  Yeah. There was nothing gay about Mykonos when I was there. Fire Island was certainly gay, though.

• 40:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, okay.

• 40:21Speaker 01

  Uh, but, uh, you should, I, I told you when we were walking around with Pete, dudes were loving Pete.

• 40:29Speaker 00

  Well, duh, I mean, you know, you-

• 40:31Speaker 01

  I was like, Pete, you're-

• 40:32Speaker 00

  They are the kids and he is the candy store, you know what I'm saying?

• 40:35Speaker 01

  He's like, he's taking his shirt off, I'm like, you know what you're doing.

• 40:38Speaker 00

  He like, he loves every second. He likes to play, like, he hates it, he loves every single second of it.

• 40:45Speaker 01

  Um, but, shit, oh, and when I went to, I went to Azores, in, it's, it's in the- Yeah, in Portugal. It's such a weird feeling, and I know you especially would feel this way, but like, when you're looking out, and you're like, yo, I'm, I'm on a fucking island in the middle of the ocean.

• 41:07Speaker 00

  No, thanks.

• 41:08Speaker 01

  And I can't even, you, like, when you're looking out, right, if you get high enough and you look around you, you're like, there's just water.

• 41:17Speaker 00

  Nah.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  It's so weird.

• 41:18Speaker 00

  Fuck that.

• 41:19Speaker 01

  It really is weird.

• 41:20Speaker 00

  I'll tell you, there, on certain flights we've taken, we've gone, like, whether it be, like, when we flew from LA to Seattle, or like, the times we've flown, you know, like, the one we went to Puerto Rico.

• 41:30Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:31Speaker 00

  I can't look out the window.

• 41:32Speaker 01

  Really?

• 41:33Speaker 00

  I can't, because I see nothing but water, and it fucks me up, it ruins me.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 00

  So like, you know, these trips that you have done, like, and I know, like, when you went to- Uh, like you booked your trips like to and from Europe based off like red eye flights. That's the only way I would be able to do it because I would be so terrified of seeing nothing. Dude, I saw something recently where it was just like this spot on the, on the planet. You're closer to astronauts than you are to any human on the planet. And I was like,

• 42:08Speaker 01

  That's crazy dude.

• 42:10Speaker 00

  I couldn't, I couldn't, that concept fucking ruins me.

• 42:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, when I, when I was, when we were there on the, and the island's like a normal place, like there's like, you know, whatever, but the idea that I would like, you know, hurt my ankle or something. And it's like, I'm just on a fucking island in the middle of the ocean.

• 42:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  Like in order to like get home.

• 42:31Speaker 00

  I'm sure if you hurt your ankle, Joe, I'm sure this island has some form of medical facility.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  That's what I mean, but in my head, I just kept saying like, bro, I'm on a fucking island. Like if I get hurt, I gotta stay on an island.

• 42:42Speaker 00

  Uh, but like honestly though, but like the inverse, like God forbid there was like a zombie emergency or something. That's a place you'd wanna be.

• 42:49Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 42:50Speaker 00

  Because the island, it's a finite amount of space. There is a very like finite amount of people on it. You could kill them all if you had to.

• 42:59Speaker 01

  Jeez.

• 42:59Speaker 00

  Or if they were zombies, that's what I mean.

• 43:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 43:01Speaker 00

  You know, like how big was, how big was Azores?

• 43:04Speaker 01

  Uh, this island specifically was, uh, I think you can get to like the other side. I think there's like a hu- a hundred thousand people who live there.

• 43:13Speaker 00

  If you had to.

• 43:14Speaker 01

  You can get to the other side very quickly.

• 43:15Speaker 00

  You could kill a hundred thousand zombies.

• 43:17Speaker 01

  With enough ammo, yeah.

• 43:19Speaker 00

  But not even just ammo, like.

• 43:20Speaker 01

  And a good lookout point?

• 43:21Speaker 00

  An axe and a good friend.

• 43:22Speaker 01

  An axe?

• 43:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:24Speaker 01

  Do you think I have it in me to axe a hundred thousand people?

• 43:27Speaker 00

  Zombies?

• 43:29Speaker 01

  I've been tired.

• 43:30Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, I'm not saying you have to do it all in a row, Joey. You can do like a thou- a hundred a day.

• 43:35Speaker 01

  Holy shit dude. You ever swing an axe a hundred times? It's fucking hard.

• 43:40Speaker 00

  No, I haven't.

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Me neither.

• 43:44Speaker 01

  I've swung an axe a couple times.

• 43:45Speaker 00

  I've swung axes a couple times, not a hundred times.

• 43:47Speaker 01

  They scare me, though.

• 43:48Speaker 00

  Why?

• 43:49Speaker 01

  You know what I never understood about that? About like, the places that exist where it's like, let's go axe throwing. There's a bar there, let's throw axes. How did no one go, maybe don't mix those? Don't mix those things. And they have a very specific way of throwing it? Because they don't want people to go like this and cut their own head off.

• 44:07Speaker 00

  We went-

• 44:08Speaker 01

  You have to go like that.

• 44:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, we went to an axe throwing place.

• 44:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I almost died that night. Oh, you were sick, right? Mad sick.

• 44:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, what's your, yeah, okay.

• 44:17Speaker 01

  Those seven years apart.

• 44:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:21Speaker 00

  I, uh, yeah, I, I, I wonder what the liability insurance for a fucking axe throwing bar is.

• 44:29Speaker 01

  It's so stupid.

• 44:31Speaker 00

  It's not just stupid, it's dumb.

• 44:33Speaker 01

  It's d-.

• 44:34Speaker 00

  You know?

• 44:35Speaker 01

  It's not just stupid.

• 44:36Speaker 00

  But no, but there's a difference. There's a difference. Like, things could be stupid because like, they don't realize how bad they are. Then when you're dumb, it's just like, you have no grasp of reality. And don't get me wrong, this is from someone that's been to an axe throwing place.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Lots of fun.

• 44:48Speaker 00

  We had fun.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  And I like danger. Not a ton, but a little bit.

• 44:52Speaker 00

  You like danger? That's surprising. I wouldn't take you as a dangerful guy.

• 44:56Speaker 01

  Da- dangerful?

• 44:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:58Speaker 01

  I mean, not a ton.

• 45:01Speaker 01

  I mean, you definitely don't like danger.

• 45:03Speaker 00

  I'm not a danger guy anymore. I used to be a danger guy when I was more comfortable in the dark than I was the light.

• 45:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, you were just lying about being dangerous back then.

• 45:10Speaker 00

  No.

• 45:11Speaker 01

  You being dangerous back then.

• 45:12Speaker 00

  At the lake, we did stuff that was dangerous, but like, not traditionally dangerous.

• 45:17Speaker 01

  Hide and seek?

• 45:18Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 45:24Speaker 01

  That wasn't traditionally dangerous.

• 45:25Speaker 00

  Manhunt. It was called manhunt.

• 45:27Speaker 01

  Right.

• 45:28Speaker 00

  You know?

• 45:28Speaker 01

  I miss manhunt.

• 45:29Speaker 00

  Oh, my god.

• 45:30Speaker 01

  I miss playing manhunt.

• 45:31Speaker 00

  Dude? Copyright right now, for Santa Gato Studios video.

• 45:36Speaker 01

  Playing manhunt?

• 45:37Speaker 00

  We just do a big manhunt game. And we put GoPros in all of us.

• 45:40Speaker 01

  Where?

• 45:42Speaker 00

  We can find somewhere that does like, manhunt games. In the, in a warehouse or something? Or let's do hide and seek in the new studio? How, okay.

• 45:56Speaker 01

  You see, it was at the beginning of this episode, we were like, you know, I've been having really good ideas lately. Let's play hide and seek in the new studio.

• 46:04Speaker 00

  That doesn't sound fun.

• 46:05Speaker 01

  Thirty-three, thirty-three.

• 46:08Speaker 00

  Thirty-two.

• 46:08Speaker 01

  Two, two, two. Yo, we're gonna be thirty-three this year.

• 46:11Speaker 00

  You recently brought this up and I don't wanna talk about it again.

• 46:14Speaker 01

  That's so disgusting.

• 46:15Speaker 00

  It is pretty gross.

• 46:16Speaker 01

  Did we have this conversation recently?

• 46:18Speaker 00

  Yes, I just said we had it.

• 46:19Speaker 01

  No, no, no, a different thing, I was prefacing one, but like, how, we're thirty, we're thirty-two years old, right? But I don't feel that.

• 46:30Speaker 00

  We just had this conversation.

• 46:31Speaker 01

  Was that on the show?

• 46:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:33Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, cuz that was, that was like, I, I, I'm still thinking about that.

• 46:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, like, when I remember being, you know, fifteen years old, this was the crux of the conversation. Being fifteen and hearing someone's thirty-three, be like, wow, they're old, and then it's just like,

• 46:45Speaker 01

  Old as fuck.

• 46:45Speaker 00

  I, like, in some ways, feel like an eighteen-year-old more than I do what I believed a thirty-three-year-old was.

• 46:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 46:53Speaker 00

  You know what I mean?

• 46:53Speaker 01

  I also remember being younger and being like, "Bro, that guy's like twenty-three", like, I remember saying that.

• 47:00Speaker 00

  It was funny because like,

• 47:01Speaker 01

  Like, that's old.

• 47:02Speaker 00

  We would be, like, I don't know if this happened in your high school, but like, I remember it was a thing that like, there would be girls in our high school, and I'd be like, seventeen years old, and just be like, "She's got a boyfriend, he's in college, he's twenty-two", and I was just like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a sec",

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Yeah, like,

• 47:20Speaker 00

  There's something up there.

• 47:21Speaker 01

  There was definitely in my high school, like, sophomore girls who dated dudes who weren't in the school anymore. And I don't know how old they were, but like,

• 47:29Speaker 00

  I mean, I,

• 47:30Speaker 01

  That's weird.

• 47:30Speaker 00

  I, I don't know what the legality is behind, like, if you start dating at underage and then one of the people is just a couple of years older.

• 47:36Speaker 01

  Like eighteen and seventeen?

• 47:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, like, say, for instance, like, you and your partner start dating at sixteen, and you stay together, and now one is eighteen and the other is seventeen. You know what I mean?

• 47:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, I think in the eyes of the law, that you, you are doing something.

• 47:54Speaker 00

  I, I don't know, I honestly, I, I imagine.

• 47:58Speaker 00

  That there's some form of like, parents get involved and they're just like, this is okay.

• 48:02Speaker 01

  I've heard stories about that happening, where parents like didn't want them to be together.

• 48:04Speaker 00

  It's so funny that like, we would be like, oh, that girl, she's dating a college kid. Oh shit. You know, and it's just like, we didn't, at the time, we were just like, whoa.

• 48:12Speaker 01

  I, I-

• 48:13Speaker 00

  And now, looking back, like, ew.

• 48:15Speaker 01

  Well, I, I honestly definitely remember being in high school and hearing stuff like that and being like, that's so fucking weird.

• 48:22Speaker 00

  I dated a girl that was a year older and I was in high school and she was no longer in high school.

• 48:31Speaker 01

  A year is, like, that year, I think, is not, like, crazy.

• 48:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, but still, you know what I mean? Like, I also knew, like, okay, here we go.

• 48:39Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 48:39Speaker 00

  I knew one of our friends had dated a girl that was like, eight years older than us.

• 48:46Speaker 01

  Than us?

• 48:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. And-

• 48:49Speaker 01

  So, what, is she dead now?

• 48:50Speaker 00

  Uh, no, no, no, no.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  That feels so old.

• 48:52Speaker 00

  No, maybe not eight, maybe like, six or seven, but like, older, like, like-

• 48:57Speaker 01

  When they were eighteen?

• 48:58Speaker 00

  Seventeen.

• 49:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, do I know them?

• 49:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Uh.

• 49:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:04Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 49:05Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, you do.

• 49:05Speaker 01

  So, they were dating someone who was older?

• 49:06Speaker 00

  And you'll remember it, bitch.

• 49:10Speaker 00

  Fucking remember it.

• 49:11Speaker 01

  And you'll remember.

• 49:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, you will.

• 49:13Speaker 01

  Interesting.

• 49:14Speaker 00

  Yeah, it happens.

• 49:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I mean, weird, weird.

• 49:17Speaker 00

  Have you seen the new fetish?

• 49:20Speaker 01

  Frank, you don't know how to transition. You don't know how to segue.

• 49:27Speaker 01

  What was that? Have you, have you heard the new fetish?

• 49:30Speaker 00

  Have you heard, are you guys, are you understanding me, young, you know, uh, youth of today?

• 49:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 49:37Speaker 00

  You know?

• 49:37Speaker 01

  Here it is, the new fetish, hot off the press.

• 49:39Speaker 00

  Hey, brother, hey, has anyone here heard about the new cool drug on the street?

• 49:45Speaker 01

  I'm not a cop.

• 49:46Speaker 00

  I'm not a cop at all. What about those new cool drugs we're all smoking?

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• 52:23Speaker 00

  So, as I was saying, have you heard of the new fetish?

• 52:27Speaker 01

  The new fetish?

• 52:28Speaker 00

  New fetish!

• 52:29Speaker 01

  No.

• 52:29Speaker 00

  Uh, apparently, there's a group of fetishists out there. Is that what they are? Or are we just, are we still calling them freaks, or are we just moving on to?

• 52:37Speaker 01

  I mean, I never called them freaks, that was him, get him!

• 52:40Speaker 00

  Uh, they're into, uh, wet jeans.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  Hmm.

• 52:44Speaker 00

  Yeah?

• 52:44Speaker 01

  Like wet, like piss? Like, I wet my jeans?

• 52:47Speaker 00

  Ooh, that's a good question.

• 52:49Speaker 01

  Like piss jeans?

• 52:50Speaker 00

  I'll be honest, I hope not.

• 52:51Speaker 01

  Right.

• 52:52Speaker 00

  Um...

• 52:53Speaker 01

  Wet jeans sounds not good.

• 52:56Speaker 00

  Boy, I would be... There'd be, there've been some car rides where I'd be the sexiest man on the planet if they're into piss jeans.

• 53:03Speaker 01

  What is it, a flex? What are you trying to say?

• 53:07Speaker 01

  That you, as a grown man, piss your jeans frequently?

• 53:11Speaker 00

  Uh, not frequently, it hasn't happened, I don't pee in my car anymore, Joey, I tell you this. New car, new rules.

• 53:16Speaker 01

  All alleged.

• 53:18Speaker 00

  New car, new rules, no piss.

• 53:20Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 53:20Speaker 00

  It has happened once or twice on, like, an emergency basis, but for the most part, I've gotten my piss under control.

• 53:29Speaker 01

  I love that you said that.

• 53:31Speaker 00

  What?

• 53:32Speaker 01

  It's only happened in emergencies, like, like...

• 53:35Speaker 00

  That means previously, you were just doing it for, for fun. Wasn't it emergencies, like, "I'll just do it here"? No, no, no, that means before, I was just trying to be efficient. You know, I've, I've always spoken about this.

• 53:45Speaker 01

  You like to be efficient.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  I am, if I am nothing else, I am efficient.

• 53:48Speaker 01

  And covered in piss.

• 53:49Speaker 00

  And I...

• 53:51Speaker 01

  And covered in piss. How much did they give you for your return to your car? They like, you gave your car and they gave you money, right?

• 53:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, oh yeah. Too much.

• 53:57Speaker 01

  Yeah, a dollar would have been too much. It's a piss soaked car.

• 54:01Speaker 00

  You never know, maybe they're into pee. I don't know.

• 54:03Speaker 01

  I mean, apparently.

• 54:03Speaker 00

  But, uh...

• 54:04Speaker 01

  So you've pissed your wet jeans before? You have wet jeans?

• 54:06Speaker 00

  I have, I have accidentally pissed, I got pissed on my jeans. Not like on purpose I'm pissing my jeans, dude.

• 54:12Speaker 01

  You ever accidentally pissed your jeans?

• 54:13Speaker 00

  Kind of a monster you think I am.

• 54:15Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 54:16Speaker 00

  I, I'll tell ya, not.

• 54:17Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 54:18Speaker 00

  Um, but in that case, just a little hand sanitizer, just rub it in and all's good.

• 54:23Speaker 01

  Hand sanitizer doesn't stain your jeans?

• 54:26Speaker 00

  It wets it, but then it dries.

• 54:28Speaker 01

  I didn't know if it was stained.

• 54:29Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm not, I'm not wearing white jeans like you, you fuck.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  Fuck. No, you're, no, the fucking, the wet, the, the oil or whatever would like stain.

• 54:40Speaker 00

  Oil? It's just alcohol, dude.

• 54:42Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 54:43Speaker 00

  It's, it's not oil.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  I just, I'm not sure.

• 54:45Speaker 00

  I mean, I'm not getting like bath and body works, like the ones that have like scents in them and shit. I'm getting like, not that I don't like those. I have like Purell, like the medical shit.

• 54:55Speaker 01

  I like the ones that have the balls in them.

• 54:57Speaker 00

  What?

• 54:58Speaker 01

  You ever get hand sanitizer that has balls in them?

• 55:00Speaker 00

  I think I have, but I don't, not big enough that I'm like, yo, look at these balls.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  I mean, I'm not like, it's not like balls. It's like little balls. Like, you ever have the gum that have balls? Those are good.

• 55:09Speaker 00

  I love when I love those.

• 55:14Speaker 01

  Fuck was that? I love when I love those.

• 55:21Speaker 01

  This kid's losing it right now.

• 55:23Speaker 00

  I am, honestly.

• 55:24Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:24Speaker 00

  Um, no, I do love the, the, the gum with the little balls in it.

• 55:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, but they have hand sanitizer, the same thing. It makes me feel clean. Ooh, I have an expensive soap in my house.

• 55:34Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  And it has balls in it.

• 55:36Speaker 00

  Does it have balls?

• 55:37Speaker 01

  Cause it's like, it's good for, uh, what's that called?

• 55:39Speaker 00

  Exfoliating.

• 55:39Speaker 01

  Bang.

• 55:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, and so it's not balls, that's just like grit.

• 55:42Speaker 01

  It's like little, you know, grit balls.

• 55:44Speaker 00

  Former, or ma- I don't know how, what's going on with the ads, but I always, anytime I get, uh, like Dr. Squatch soap, I get the ones that has grit in it.

• 55:53Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 55:54Speaker 00

  I love it. It's like a nice little scratchy.

• 55:55Speaker 01

  I like exgra- ex- if, uh...

• 55:57Speaker 00

  They got Harry Potter soaps.

• 55:59Speaker 01

  What's that?

• 56:00Speaker 00

  They're Harry Potter themed soaps.

• 56:02Speaker 01

  And it stinks like a snake?

• 56:05Speaker 00

  One's a griff, they have one for the four houses. I'll tell you this right now, Gryffindor smells great, Slytherin, really great. Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, I'd rather bathe in shit, okay? I just wanna throw that out there. Not my favorite.

• 56:21Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 56:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:22Speaker 01

  Why, are they too like perfumey?

• 56:24Speaker 00

  They just, I don't like, like, one of them is like vanilla.

• 56:26Speaker 01

  Ooh, I love that.

• 56:27Speaker 00

  I, it's too vanilla-y though, or something like that.

• 56:30Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Uh, I didn't like, and the other one I don't remember, it was, uh, the other one actually if I remember, I think the Ravenclaw one just didn't smell like anything, to me. I hope they're not a, still a sponsor of the show, are they?

• 56:40Speaker 01

  No, I, I, I don't know.

• 56:41Speaker 00

  But we'll find out.

• 56:43Speaker 01

  I hope they don't watch this one.

• 56:44Speaker 00

  We'll find out.

• 56:45Speaker 01

  Uh, but yeah, no, I like, I like exfoliating.

• 56:53Speaker 00

  Should we edit out the Doctor Squawk stuff?

• 56:55Speaker 01

  What, no, no, no.

• 56:56Speaker 00

  Are you sure?

• 56:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're fine.

• 56:57Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 56:58Speaker 01

  It's whatever, so, it's good, and we like it.

• 56:59Speaker 00

  Uh, honestly, I really like it.

• 57:01Speaker 01

  You just don't like two of the flavors?

• 57:02Speaker 00

  I just don't like two of the flavors, because I'm eating them, honestly, I'll be honest with you.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 57:07Speaker 00

  Don't, but soap looks delicious.

• 57:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm big into, oh, there's two types of videos that I love on TikTok right now.

• 57:16Speaker 00

  Give me them, give me them right now.

• 57:17Speaker 01

  Well, like, I hate that, like, I turn my volume down, because sometimes it's like people talking, and then they put those really cool videos next to them.

• 57:23Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, that's, they know what they're doing.

• 57:25Speaker 01

  Two of them, one when they're like scraping soap, and it's like, it comes like a bunch of cubes.

• 57:30Speaker 00

  Checkered board pattern in it, and then they're just like, yeah, with the knife.

• 57:33Speaker 01

  Then the other one dude, which is my favorite.

• 57:35Speaker 00

  Oh, I think I know, I think I know. Is it like when it's like slime with like a, like a hard shell and they crack it in their hands?

• 57:41Speaker 01

  No, but that's not bad, actually, but it's the one where it's like, it's, it's a paint roller, and then they take the thing and they squeeze all the paint off of it.

• 57:49Speaker 00

  And it's so nice, I love it, I love it, it's like, it looks like this, and then they take this like, gray.

• 57:55Speaker 01

  I know what you're talking about, I know what you're talking about.

• 57:56Speaker 00

  And then they just squeeze all the paint.

• 57:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, it's okay, it's alright for me, honestly. I do love those videos though.

• 58:01Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 58:02Speaker 01

  Because I'm always like, this is how they got us, like, that, that's how they get you, you know what I mean? Because I don't care what else is in the video, I care about the, you know, what this is. You know, a lot of the times it'll be like, you know,

• 58:12Speaker 00

  Like uh, like people, like people just like, like a callus and they're just like shaving it.

• 58:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:18Speaker 00

  You know what I'm talking about? Get that little dirty bitch.

• 58:21Speaker 01

  I kinda like that.

• 58:22Speaker 00

  Or the fucking, the hoof people. I love the hooves.

• 58:24Speaker 01

  Love the hooves.

• 58:25Speaker 00

  Hooves.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  That one tool that guy has where he's like carving it and I'm like, ooh.

• 58:29Speaker 00

  Oh, and then it's wet.

• 58:31Speaker 01

  But I like it.

• 58:32Speaker 00

  I know, you like it spitty and pissy.

• 58:34Speaker 01

  I, I do like it pissy, cause when they get down to the hoof and it's like, this one's got an infection and then the infection just squirts at you. And I'm like, that must hurt the horse.

• 58:44Speaker 00

  I don't want the squirt, no, it's relief.

• 58:46Speaker 01

  And then the guy's like pressing it and squirts.

• 58:48Speaker 00

  Have you ever had an infection like?

• 58:51Speaker 01

  That squirt?

• 58:52Speaker 00

  I mean, when you get it cut or lanced or something.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  No, no.

• 58:55Speaker 00

  Immediate relief.

• 58:57Speaker 01

  Oh, it's nice?

• 58:58Speaker 00

  Because of the pressure.

• 58:59Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 58:59Speaker 00

  I remember when I, I, you know, I don't know if you notice about me, I bite my nails sometimes.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  Oh, I know.

• 59:04Speaker 00

  And uh, when I was in college one time, I bit like a piece of the, like where the nail and skin meet and it got infected and my finger blew up. And my nail was white. And I went to the like healthcare services on campus. I was like, what is this? And they were like, oh, you have an infection. It happens when people do this, blah, blah, blah. So they literally just like pull the skin and it just fucking, it, you know, my, my finger felt like a balloon.

• 59:29Speaker 01

  Do you cut, did they cut it?

• 59:30Speaker 00

  They just pull it to like separate it because there's so much pressure under there that like, you kinda, all you have to do is.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  What'd they pull? Wait, wait, hold on, what?

• 59:37Speaker 00

  They pull, so like they literally were just like separating, like extending it. And then there's so much pressure that it's just like, I want out, you know?

• 59:46Speaker 01

  What'd you do?

• 59:47Speaker 00

  I watched it rupture and they gave me antibiotics and they said, clean it and put Band-Aids with, you know, like a Neosporin on it and live the dream.

• 59:56Speaker 01

  Ew, disgusting.

• 59:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, hate that. But yeah, I like those videos with the paint. All those, all those types of videos I think are like kinda cool.

• 1:00:06Speaker 00

  The ones where it's people and they, they have like gym chalk, like lifters chalk. And they spray it with like paint water and then they just fucking crunch.

• 1:00:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, they crush it up?

• 1:00:19Speaker 00

  Crunch it.

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  Or you ever see the one, the guy, it, it, it looks like he's dealing with like icing, but it's like paint, not, maybe it's not paint. It's like um.

• 1:00:28Speaker 00

  It's like, like, like shaving cream, like shaving cream?

• 1:00:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, and they're in a-

• 1:00:32Speaker 00

  And it's in a cup?

• 1:00:33Speaker 01

  No, it's in a bucket.

• 1:00:34Speaker 00

  And he's like, "Fff, pff, pff."

• 1:00:36Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 1:00:37Speaker 00

  Like grout. Oh, oh, oh, I thought, uh, is it like, yeah, it's like, uh, plaster-

• 1:00:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:42Speaker 00

  In a big bucket, and he goes up with that spatula-

• 1:00:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:44Speaker 00

  And it makes the two lines, and then he goes around-

• 1:00:46Speaker 01

  Yeah!

• 1:00:47Speaker 00

  Like that, hell yeah, dude.

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  And then, but then he like, flows all the poop-

• 1:00:50Speaker 00

  Oh, he does.

• 1:00:50Speaker 01

  It looks like he's pooping it.

• 1:00:51Speaker 00

  He shit it.

• 1:00:52Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:53Speaker 00

  He shit it.

• 1:00:53Speaker 01

  And I'm like, "What the fuck was that, dude?" I like that a lot, too.

• 1:00:56Speaker 00

  I do kinda too, honestly.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  I like, uh, you know what I really like too? I like watching, uh, men lay bricks.

• 1:01:06Speaker 00

  Is it-

• 1:01:07Speaker 01

  And I don't mean that in any sort of way, other than how I'm saying it.

• 1:01:10Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:01:11Speaker 01

  I mean, when men are-

• 1:01:13Speaker 00

  Can I misinterpret it to mean something different?

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  No, it's, it's, it's when they're making a wall.

• 1:01:17Speaker 00

  Is it, in particular, underpaid workers, maybe Hispanic ones? That you like? I know what you're talking about, though, when they throw it on, and then they take the trowel, and they just like, fucking like-

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 1:01:30Speaker 00

  And they put it on top, and they shove it-

• 1:01:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, when they, like, they just take it, and they just like flop it on the, it's like- And then the guy's like-

• 1:01:37Speaker 00

  You're gonna tell me, you're gonna tell me-

• 1:01:39Speaker 01

  Sick.

• 1:01:39Speaker 00

  You don't wanna play with, like, wet cement?

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  Bro, put me in the fucking truck.

• 1:01:44Speaker 00

  Yeah?

• 1:01:45Speaker 01

  And roll me around in the cement.

• 1:01:47Speaker 00

  That would be good, but apparently it's bad for your skin.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  Cement? Yeah, I imagine it is, Frank.

• 1:01:52Speaker 00

  The fuck?

• 1:01:54Speaker 01

  What is cement?

• 1:01:54Speaker 00

  It's just rock and water.

• 1:01:57Speaker 01

  No way. It's gotta be something else.

• 1:02:00Speaker 00

  There's like, other chemicals in it, but like, that's the general idea, is that like, it's just- Rock and water.

• 1:02:09Speaker 00

  No?

• 1:02:13Speaker 01

  I asked the question, you didn't give an answer, and then you're like, "I'm sure there's other stuff in it." That's my question.

• 1:02:19Speaker 00

  Cement is-

• 1:02:21Speaker 01

  It's rocks.

• 1:02:23Speaker 00

  Limestone, clay, and marl.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  Marl?

• 1:02:26Speaker 00

  I don't know, but I looked it up.

• 1:02:27Speaker 01

  How do you spell marl?

• 1:02:28Speaker 00

  M A R L. Like Jacob Marley.

• 1:02:30Speaker 01

  Mar- How is that the example?

• 1:02:35Speaker 01

  Like, Marlboro.

• 1:02:36Speaker 00

  Um, other materials, shells, chalk, shale-

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Shells?

• 1:02:40Speaker 00

  Shale, slate, silica sand, iron ore, blast, furnace, sla- blast furnace slag. That sounds sick.

• 1:02:50Speaker 01

  That sounds like, a hooker's name in like, Ireland.

• 1:02:57Speaker 01

  Come here daddy. Blast, blast orange slag. What was it?

• 1:03:03Speaker 00

  Furnace.

• 1:03:04Speaker 01

  A blast furnace slag? That's definitely a slur.

• 1:03:08Speaker 00

  Oh, it's gotta be, right?

• 1:03:10Speaker 01

  It has to be.

• 1:03:11Speaker 00

  It has to be. It's like, oh, this is my girlfriend. She's a whore.

• 1:03:17Speaker 01

  I didn't know there was that many ingredients in concrete.

• 1:03:19Speaker 00

  Oh, there's more.

• 1:03:20Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:03:20Speaker 00

  Fly ash.

• 1:03:22Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that?

• 1:03:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's crazy. They add gypsum.

• 1:03:28Speaker 01

  Stop.

• 1:03:28Speaker 00

  I'm serious. They adding gypsum, a small amount of gypsum is ground up with the clinker to control how the cement sets when water is added.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  The clinker?

• 1:03:37Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 1:03:37Speaker 01

  I feel like I'm being pranked by an article.

• 1:03:39Speaker 00

  Dude, when has AI ever been wrong? Um, yeah, dude. And then you know there's a difference between cement and concrete?

• 1:03:49Speaker 01

  Oh shit. Wait. What did you look up?

• 1:03:52Speaker 00

  Cement.

• 1:03:53Speaker 01

  Oh. So, concrete, that's more rock.

• 1:03:56Speaker 00

  Is more, it's a mixture of cement, of air, water, and other stuff.

• 1:04:03Speaker 00

  So that's what you're talking about. So I'm right and you're wrong.

• 1:04:07Speaker 01

  You didn't say, you didn't give any answer.

• 1:04:09Speaker 00

  What you're saying, where, where I said it was just like rock and water.

• 1:04:13Speaker 01

  I knew that much.

• 1:04:14Speaker 00

  That's cement. And I was right.

• 1:04:16Speaker 01

  It's not, no.

• 1:04:17Speaker 00

  Added.

• 1:04:18Speaker 01

  You just, Frank, you just added 100 ingredients. You, Frank, there's.

• 1:04:23Speaker 00

  Those are all rocks.

• 1:04:25Speaker 01

  Frank.

• 1:04:25Speaker 00

  Shale. You've never seen those people? That's good videos on TikTok. The people that find the raw rocks, the, the round rocks and they're like, there might be an ammonite in here. And he takes a little, he goes ding ding ding, bang. And it cracks open and it's a fossil. He finds it in shale.

• 1:04:41Speaker 01

  I do like that.

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  You ever seen people hammering shale?

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  Yeah, I have.

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  It's so good, dude. Shells.

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  Yeah.

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  That's a rock kinda.

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  Shells are not rocks.

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  Are shells rocks?

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  No, they're, what is rock, what is shells? Wait, what the fuck is shells?

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  I think shells-

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  No, no, no, no, no!

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  What are they?

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  What is a shell?

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  I think it's just like a part of an animal that's like-

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  Was it always a part of an animal?

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  At one point, I imagine it is, and then it's not.

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  So shells are just abandoned-

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  They're abandoned homes.

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  They're orphans-

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  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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  Of animals.

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  Yes. Well, no, because they're not alive. The shell isn't alive. The animal that was within is alive. So they're like-

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  What about an oyster? That's a shell.

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  You know how like you always buy expensive clothes and then donate them because you immediately feel bad about it? That's what shells are. Shells are the donated clothes-

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  Yeah.

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  -of the ocean.

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  Okay.

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  Have you've ever been-

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  Every shell.

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  There's no difference between like a Salvation Army and the ocean.

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  There's probably one or two. Do you, so every single shell was always home to something?

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  Or is it, or is it- Yeah, yeah. Something that living was within or around or near that shell. And then things can grow on shells. Barnacles.

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  I don't like those.

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  I don't like them, but the videos where people crack them off and they save the lobsters. You ever see those?

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  I have. Those are good, too. All the ocean videos are like the coolest, but I don't want to be a part of them.

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  I don't want, I don't want anything to do with them.

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  But I don't want to be a part of them.

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  Don't want to, if I get one, you don't, guys.

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  You know what looks like a lot of fun that I don't want to experience ever in my life, ever?

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  Wap.

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  When you see a video of like fishermen and, and they, they can like jump up. And then they're like hovering in the air because the boat is rocking so much.

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  Hell!

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  I don't want to be there, but I like watching it.

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  I would like to, you remember how like when we were kids, if you won on like Legends of the Hidden Temple, you can go to space camp? And it always was the shot of like the kids in like the zero gravity chamber like floating? I don't want to go to space, I want to go to space camp. I don't want to go to the ocean, I want to go to ocean camp.

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  But is that a real thing? Because it's not, there is the zero gravity thing, but it's a plane.

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  No, they have like zero gravity things, not planes, like-

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  Really?

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  Yeah.

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  I thought in all, the only way to kind of like replicate that was like the plane that goes like straight up and then straight down or whatever the fuck and you get like zero gravity for like a minute.

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  That'd fuck me up.

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  Should we do it? Yeah.

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  No, I can't be, I can't be in a plane going this.

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  I don't think it goes down, I think it goes like up, like whatever, and then when they're doing this.

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  Still, still no. Still no, still no. I'll be honest with you, still no.

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  Just to float, fuck that.

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  I'd go to space camp.

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  What's that?

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  Exactly, like, you can go to space camp and you can go into like a zero gravity chamber and like you could see.

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  I don't believe that that's a thing. What, how could you possibly not have gravity? In a chamber?

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  I don't know. You could do, space camp has been helping inspire the next generation of explorers for more than forty-two years. Space aviation and robotic camps. This is something we could do, dude.

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  I'm not going to space camp, it's for eleven-year-olds, Frank.

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  It, first of all, yup.

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  I know.

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  It says from nine to eleven.

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  Yeah, whoa, that's not even cool that they would do that, nine-eleven stuff. We're not over it.

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  And the price.

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  How much is it? Space camp's probably expensive.

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  The price is... How much you think?

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  Two thousand one. No, can you?

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  Ages nine to eleven, it costs two thousand and one dollars.

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  And it's run by Osama Bin Laden. Honestly, close enough, it's eighteen hundred bucks.

• 1:08:28Speaker 01

  Whoa.

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  Yeah, but then you could do a space academy, which is for fourteen-year-olds. And that is nineteen hundred dollars.

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  When do you get to be a cadet?

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  I have seen nothing about cadets. Advanced Space Academy Elite.

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  Hmm, that just means it's more expensive.

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  Three thousand dollars.

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  We're getting up there.

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  For eighteen-year-olds.

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  You're telling me an eighteen-year-old is going to a space camp?

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  Yeah.

• 1:08:54Speaker 01

  Time to grow up, Peter Pan. Jesus, go to college.

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  Adult Space Academy. Learn more, I'm gonna learn more.

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  I mean, you're either going...

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  It's nine hundred dollars a person.

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  On-site overnight accommodations for Friday and Saturday nights at camp.

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  There's dorms?

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  All meals beginning with dinner Friday evening through breakfast Sunday morning. Train like an astronaut on the multi-axis trainer, construct and launch your own rocket. Test engineering skills, participate in a simulated space mission.

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  Dude, I don't know if I can handle that.

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  That sounds pretty cool.

• 1:09:29Speaker 01

  A space mission? What am I saying?

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  I mean, you're doing it indoors, though. You're cool. Then they have space, oh, that's for educators. I don't care about that one.

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  I feel like there's a lot of math and science that go into this.

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  Adult advanced space academy.

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  Frank, I have a suggestion. Get off your fucking phone. The day that this fucking podcast gets an actual producer that Frankie just be like, hey, can you look that up? So he doesn't have to go to the phone.

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  But it's what makes us feel like we're real people. Like, we're not just being like, hey, can you look that up? Do that work for me, bitch? Like, we're like, doing it ourselves.

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  No, you...

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  We're doing it ourselves. We're honest, real people that are...

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  Right.

• 1:10:07Speaker 00

  That, that, you know?

• 1:10:08Speaker 01

  We're honest, real people.

• 1:10:10Speaker 00

  We're honest and real people. People like the show because they feel like they're in on the conversation. And the day that we stop being that is the day that we stop being us. And we don't want that day to ever be us to happen.

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  You see, when you start talking bullshit, it just falls apart.

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  If I talk too much...

• 1:10:24Speaker 01

  Eventually, it comes back around.

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  It just falls, it falls apart.

• 1:10:28Speaker 01

  Yeah. Your sentences are made of straw.

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  Just, yeah, basically, yeah.

• 1:10:33Speaker 01

  It's so funny.

• 1:10:34Speaker 00

  It's like, yeah.

• 1:10:35Speaker 01

  Damn. Would you go to space camp when you were younger? Like, if you, like, if you...

• 1:10:39Speaker 00

  When I was a kid?

• 1:10:39Speaker 01

  Like, you would be into that?

• 1:10:40Speaker 00

  I don't know, because if it was like, I won Legends of the Hidden Temple, and it was like, you can go to space camp, or you can get Nintendo 64.

• 1:10:47Speaker 01

  And eighteen Skechers.

• 1:10:48Speaker 00

  Well, I'd take the 64. I wouldn't hate the Skechers. I'll be honest with you.

• 1:10:52Speaker 01

  We should bring back light-up sneakers.

• 1:10:55Speaker 00

  For adults?

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  For anything.

• 1:10:57Speaker 00

  Copyright. Look at this. We're just continuing to fucking innovate.

• 1:11:03Speaker 01

  And we've copyrighted all the ideas because Frankie said copyright.

• 1:11:06Speaker 00

  Light-up shoes for adults.

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  Yeah.

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  Would you, it seems like you would... What are you doing? Oh, he's going, he's going to the phone, yeah. Uh, they do exist.

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  Are you sure?

• 1:11:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:19Speaker 00

  How sure?

• 1:11:21Speaker 01

  Not sure enough that you won't continue to look at it.

• 1:11:24Speaker 00

  Light-up shoes for adults.

• 1:11:27Speaker 00

  Heelys.

• 1:11:28Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:11:28Speaker 00

  Yikes.

• 1:11:29Speaker 01

  Did you ever have a pair of those?

• 1:11:30Speaker 00

  My brothers did, I did not.

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  Are they cool?

• 1:11:35Speaker 00

  No. No, they aren't. And I'll be the one to say it. I'm sorry, Heelys. I hate to destroy your whole campaign.

• 1:11:44Speaker 01

  I think they're okay. There's some dudes who do like, a bunch of tricks.

• 1:11:49Speaker 00

  I know.

• 1:11:49Speaker 01

  This looks kinda cool, but like, not in high school.

• 1:11:51Speaker 00

  It looked cool when you were, yeah, exactly. It looked cool when you would go home and like, you know, watch fucking Disney Channel. Like, not now.

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  Yeah, like, if you're in high school and you're really good at Heelys, and you're like, you could do a bunch of cool tricks, like, that's fire. You just will not get ass.

• 1:12:10Speaker 00

  The moment you graduate, the absolute moment you graduate, those things better be in the dumpster.

• 1:12:17Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:12:18Speaker 00

  Better be. And if not,

• 1:12:21Speaker 00

  they're tough. If I saw a pair of Heelys on my college campus, I think I would've lost my mind.

• 1:12:26Speaker 01

  I'll tell you this. I prefer Heelys over, uh, like, ripsticks. What the hell's a ripstick?

• 1:12:33Speaker 00

  You know the thing where it's like, you like, move like a snake kinda? Oh, it's like a one board?

• 1:12:37Speaker 01

  Yeah, and you gotta like-

• 1:12:38Speaker 00

  No, those are way cooler.

• 1:12:40Speaker 01

  Nope.

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  Have you seen the ones, these are bad. Have you seen the ones that it's like a scooter, but it like, breaks off, and you like, and it like, pumps, and it's weird, dude, yeah.

• 1:12:51Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:12:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's weird.

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  I was gonna look it up, but I'm not gonna.

• 1:12:58Speaker 01

  How do you feel about the motorized one wheel?

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  Hate it.

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  I'm not big on it either.

• 1:13:04Speaker 00

  I hate it. I think we need to just like, walk.

• 1:13:06Speaker 01

  Bro, the guy across the hall from me leaves his in the fucking hallway.

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  Take it, throw it.

• 1:13:10Speaker 01

  I've-

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  Break it.

• 1:13:12Speaker 01

  I could possibly one night come home drunk, and if it's there, be like, I'm gonna try it out.

• 1:13:17Speaker 00

  I mean, I think you need a key for it, but also, you don't need a key to take it and throw it down the garbage.

• 1:13:24Speaker 01

  Down the garbage chute. Yo, they're fucking big.

• 1:13:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know, dude. And they're like, they're weird. Like, I remember I've been on, you've been on a hoverboard before, right?

• 1:13:32Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:13:33Speaker 00

  It's weird.

• 1:13:34Speaker 01

  It's tough.

• 1:13:34Speaker 00

  Like, you're like, I, your brain is like, I should fall, but this thing is like, you're not gonna.

• 1:13:39Speaker 01

  Right.

• 1:13:39Speaker 00

  So I didn't, I never liked it.

• 1:13:41Speaker 01

  I'm not big on that. I remember, you remember mopeds? The ones you could sit and it was like gas powered?

• 1:13:45Speaker 00

  Those were, like, when you heard a moped in the neighborhood, you knew shit was going down.

• 1:13:49Speaker 01

  Uh, I don't know if I told you this, but our, our friend Dennis got a mo, a brand new moped. It was white and it had a handlebars like this and like a chair.

• 1:13:57Speaker 00

  You're explaining, you're something I'm very familiar with.

• 1:13:59Speaker 01

  But some of them don't have the seat. You just like stand on it.

• 1:14:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:14:02Speaker 01

  This one had like a chair. And he was like, uh, he's like, be careful with the throttle. It's like,

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  It's very sensitive.

• 1:14:07Speaker 01

  Very sensitive. And I, the first time I went like this, the whole thing came out of my hands and just went down the block. And then eventually just hit the floor and like spun out and it scratched the fuck out of it. Kid wanted to beat the shit out of it.

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  Yeah, you imagine. He was not very pumped.

• 1:14:24Speaker 01

  Yeah. And then I was like, I, and then I've never ridden one again. Cause I was like, I, I,

• 1:14:28Speaker 00

  I recently, like, uh, someone had like a motorized bike, like i- in the neighborhood. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna try it out.

• 1:14:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. They move. They move. You gotta be ready for it.

• 1:14:39Speaker 00

  Dude, I was going fast. I asked a dude, I was like, how fast can this thing go? He's like 30, 35 or something like that. When you're not on something and you're on something this big, that's very fucking fast.

• 1:14:49Speaker 01

  I don't like going fast. I don't like it.

• 1:14:52Speaker 00

  You know, I, I don't know how to answer that question because where the fuck are you going fast?

• 1:14:58Speaker 01

  Who asked you a question?

• 1:15:01Speaker 01

  I don't like going fast. I don't know how to answer that.

• 1:15:04Speaker 00

  We're starting to get at each other's throats here. We need to back, we need to back off. We need to back off and be happy.

• 1:15:09Speaker 01

  Frank, where can they find you?

• 1:15:11Speaker 00

  FAlbres885 on Twitter, X. I don't even know. The Frank Albres, I know all their forms of social media. And then go check out The Basement Yard Patreon, patreon.com/thebasementyard. Also, The Basement Yard on all forms of social media. If you're looking for us, you know where to find us, baby.

• 1:15:26Speaker 01

  Yep. And you guys can go follow me at Joe Sanagato. And again, go follow the show on TikTok and Instagram. And that is all. See you guys next time.