#478 - The CORN Episode

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• 0:00Speaker 00

  Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games. Witness the beginning of the revolution. Hey Mitch, you've been trying to take down these games from the start. Filmed for IMAX. Make them remember you. The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping, November 20th, rated PG-13. Welcome back to the ba-

• 0:21Speaker 01

  Welcome back to the basement yard. Frank, how's it going?

• 0:24Speaker 02

  Living it up. Tedem. Apple Watch.

• 0:29Speaker 01

  Is that a new Apple Watch?

• 0:30Speaker 02

  I've had this. I've had this for a while. Remember I threw it on stage when you gifted me the Rolex?

• 0:34Speaker 01

  That's right.

• 0:35Speaker 02

  This was the one I threw. I got it back.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  You picked it back up.

• 0:37Speaker 02

  I picked it back up.

• 0:38Speaker 01

  Did it crack?

• 0:39Speaker 02

  Uh, no. These things are pretty durable, dude. Do you have an Apple Watch?

• 0:42Speaker 01

  No.

• 0:43Speaker 02

  You should get one.

• 0:44Speaker 01

  Why?

• 0:44Speaker 02

  Um, I don't know.

• 0:46Speaker 01

  Yeah. I don't like it. My mom-

• 0:48Speaker 02

  It's good. It is good. It's good at tracking steps.

• 0:51Speaker 01

  Do you talk into your wrist and text back with it?

• 0:52Speaker 02

  No, no I do not.

• 0:53Speaker 01

  Okay, because my mom does that and I want to strike her down.

• 0:56Speaker 02

  Um, oh.

• 0:57Speaker 01

  She's like, "Yeah, Shan, I'll be back with the gross-"

• 1:00Speaker 02

  I gotta say, this whole like, and you're kind of part of the people that I want to yell at right here.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  Surprise, surprise.

• 1:08Speaker 02

  This new movement, welcome back baby, welcome back. New movement of people just sending voice notes instead of texts.

• 1:14Speaker 01

  I like voice notes.

• 1:15Speaker 02

  Fuck you! Write to me!

• 1:18Speaker 01

  Why?

• 1:19Speaker 02

  I want to feel like that was a, that was a form of, of love back in the day.

• 1:24Speaker 01

  I'm still texting.

• 1:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, no you're not though, because then, you're not.

• 1:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I am!

• 1:29Speaker 02

  No, you're not. I don't, because Joey will do this thing where he'll send a fucking 90 second voice note.

• 1:34Speaker 01

  I won't do that. So that I'm against, that I'm against. I'm with, I'm with-

• 1:39Speaker 02

  And I know where, I know where this started and I want to see if you say it before I call you out for it.

• 1:43Speaker 01

  What are you talking about?

• 1:44Speaker 02

  It's fucking business efficiency Greg. Big fucking, big business balls boy.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  No. Well, he does, yo, bro, this kid the other day, he sent me four in a row. I called him, I said, "What are you doing?" Because like, one of them is just like, he'll start talking, be like, "Oh, I fucked this up. I'll, I'll, I have to redo this." And I'm like, "One, why are you saying that out loud?"

• 2:01Speaker 02

  Just delete it.

• 2:02Speaker 01

  And then you send it to me. So I call him, and I'm like, "What are you doing?"

• 2:06Speaker 02

  We have lost the art of communication. And you're part of the break, like, reason that I want to get mad about this, because you do that. Also, I'll respond to you, and then you'll do like, the response where you like, on iMessage, where you hold down the message and you, and you just like, heart it? That's not a response, Joey.

• 2:25Speaker 01

  Well, it depends what you're saying.

• 2:26Speaker 02

  And a, or a thumbs up, or thumbs down, or like, question mark, that's...

• 2:31Speaker 01

  Because if you just ask me a question like, "Yo, a yes or no question, yes or no?"

• 2:36Speaker 02

  Just, just say like, "Yeah." Just come on, communicate.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 2:40Speaker 02

  You are part of... Com- com- com- communicate.

• 2:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, Frank, I'll text you. Four days go by, he'll pick up the conversation like, like you were in a car accident? And you just woke up from a coma.

• 2:52Speaker 02

  One, one, don't make me parse through my texts to make sure if that's true, because there are plenty of times where I text you and you don't fucking text me, bitch. Two, we're both people that have our own lives, sometimes we see something, we forget it. No, sometimes, I'll, I'll fully admit, sometimes there are times where I see something, and I say, "I'm gonna respond to that," and then a day goes by and I forget, and I'm like, "Oh, well, fuck, now it's a day, now I have to wait another day in order to respond and say, 'I'm sorry, I did that.'" But like, that's the way that the world works sometimes.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Bro, one time-

• 3:16Speaker 02

  But don't you dare, bitch, bitch!

• 3:17Speaker 01

  Hold on, one time, me and Greg texted Frankie about something that had to do with... Business.

• 3:25Speaker 01

  Five, four, five hours, and then he responded back with, "Sorry, I got tied up at hockey practice." And I'm like, "This kid better go to the NHL with a five-hour practice."

• 3:38Speaker 02

  Well, not only that, when we go to hockey practice, I'm with Ruby, and Ruby just runs back and forth and gets in an elevator, and I need to fucking chase her.

• 3:45Speaker 01

  In an elevator?

• 3:46Speaker 02

  She gets, she's a big elevator kid right now.

• 3:48Speaker 01

  She just loves elevators?

• 3:50Speaker 02

  She loves, dude, she loves elevators.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  I kinda like them too, I'm not gonna lie.

• 3:54Speaker 02

  Everyone had a good old fun time pressing buttons on elevators.

• 3:57Speaker 01

  Escalators? Fire. I love escalators.

• 4:01Speaker 02

  I get scared of escalators.

• 4:03Speaker 01

  Of whom?

• 4:04Speaker 02

  I... Hmm, I'm now realizing it might be bullshit because my dad told the story, uh, but.

• 4:11Speaker 01

  Tell us about this Colombian myth that he made up.

• 4:13Speaker 02

  No, when he was, when, I don't think it's a myth because there have been instances of this happening, but like.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Some of that sucked down.

• 4:19Speaker 02

  He said that like he saw like someone's shoelaces got caught in the teeth of an escalator and it like ripped their foot. Or some.

• 4:25Speaker 01

  No way.

• 4:26Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I think that actually has happened. The chances of my father having witnessed it.

• 4:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Or saw someone.

• 4:33Speaker 01

  I can see that.

• 4:34Speaker 02

  Very slim.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  That could probably happen to like Stuart Little, but I don't know about a Hume. I, but I, I mean, I'm with you there. I don't like getting on or off of escalators. Cause I'm always stepping over it.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  I jump, I jump, I jump.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  I do, I never step on like the crack. And I also lift my, like, cause I usually use them in airports. I'm not really escalating all the time.

• 4:55Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 4:55Speaker 01

  But like, I'll hop my bag over it even.

• 4:59Speaker 02

  Really?

• 5:00Speaker 01

  Yeah, I don't know why.

• 5:01Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 5:01Speaker 01

  Maybe super stiff.

• 5:03Speaker 02

  You think it's gonna pull your fucking Gucci bag into it?

• 5:05Speaker 01

  I don't have a Gucci bag.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. What bag do you have though? Go ahead.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  What bag do I have?

• 5:10Speaker 02

  Your YSL travel bags?

• 5:12Speaker 01

  I don't have YSL.

• 5:14Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. Um, you're, uh.

• 5:17Speaker 01

  You got nothing.

• 5:18Speaker 02

  That's it. That's all I got.

• 5:18Speaker 01

  I know.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  Because it's, cause it's two thousand nine.

• 5:21Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Your Ed Hardy, uh, FUBU bag? I will say though, that you, as someone that is active as you, like this is really good at tracking steps and calories and stuff like that.

• 5:31Speaker 01

  I have a watch, but it, it's just, it's not like an Apple watch. So it's just for like that kinda shit, but it's not like.

• 5:38Speaker 02

  Oh, it's like a dedicated workout one.

• 5:41Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  Like Apple's not, it's like full smart tech integration.

• 5:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, cause I would never, I, I like, I can't think of a reason why I would wear that. And I don't want my text messages popping up. My fucking headphones now do this thing where it reads my text messages when I'm listening to music. It drives me fucking crazy.

• 5:53Speaker 02

  You can program it so it doesn't do that. Same with it.

• 5:55Speaker 01

  I tried, I can't figure it out.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  I will say something that's cool that this does is like, if you have like Google Maps or something open and it's not like, you know, hooked up to like CarPlay. What is it called? Yeah, CarPlay. Um, and like, so you have like your hand on the steering wheel, it'll pop up like, make a left in a hundred feet or something like that. So that's pretty, that's pretty pretty.

• 6:13Speaker 01

  Doesn't CarPlay sound like porn?

• 6:15Speaker 02

  A little bit, honestly.

• 6:16Speaker 01

  Or corn? Don't say the B word.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  That's it. Now you're done.

• 6:19Speaker 01

  We're corn, we're corn.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  We're corn, we're corn boys.

• 6:20Speaker 01

  It sounds like corn though. So get in my car and play.

• 6:23Speaker 02

  We're using the word corn in place of corn.

• 6:26Speaker 01

  Right.

• 6:26Speaker 02

  But when I say we're corn boys, meaning that we're just because we use that, not like. We are.

• 6:32Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, we're not, we're not doing.

• 6:33Speaker 02

  We're not doing corn.

• 6:35Speaker 01

  Yeah, no, no.

• 6:36Speaker 02

  Eating corn, though.

• 6:38Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 6:38Speaker 02

  I love corn.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  Love is crazy, but.

• 6:40Speaker 02

  No, I love it. I'm cool with corn.

• 6:42Speaker 01

  Mexican street corn? Now we're talking.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 6:45Speaker 01

  And I'm talking about the food.

• 6:46Speaker 02

  The corn with the actual, see, now we can't talk about corn!

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Now when you say Mexican street corn, you're like, yeah, hold on.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  Listen, they're outside doing that? Algorithm. You fucked with our ability to now say.

• 6:59Speaker 01

  Corn.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  Now I can't even talk about corn. Now people think that we're talking about.

• 7:06Speaker 02

  The corn that involves a lot of. No, that doesn't even work either. I was gonna say juices, but there's juices in corn, too.

• 7:12Speaker 01

  Is there?

• 7:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, wet corn, dude.

• 7:15Speaker 01

  I mean, if there's butter.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  And just corn has just naturally juicy.

• 7:19Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 7:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm eating some juicy corn, like, real corn.

• 7:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, you know?

• 7:26Speaker 01

  But yeah, like, carplay, it's like, ooh.

• 7:29Speaker 02

  It sounds like a genre. Yeah, exactly. I can almost guarantee that it is.

• 7:34Speaker 01

  Foreplay, carplay.

• 7:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, it's weird to talk. We were like, feeling each other out before we got home, it was a little carplay.

• 7:40Speaker 01

  Exactly.

• 7:41Speaker 02

  You know, it does sound a little dirty.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Maybe that's why they named it that, who knows?

• 7:45Speaker 02

  Um, I could almost guarantee that's not why they named it.

• 7:48Speaker 01

  I also agree that it's probably not.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, uh, but, yeah, I actually, I got, behind the scenes, I've been talking to Joey a lot about, like, trying to remain active and get my steps in and stuff, I got a treadmill, I finally got, like, a treadmill. A secondhand one, more marketplace, baby. Live it up.

• 8:05Speaker 01

  FB Mark?

• 8:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:06Speaker 01

  Which, did you have to, like, go to someone's, like, garage and grab it or something?

• 8:10Speaker 02

  House.

• 8:12Speaker 01

  Oh, so you met a stranger?

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:13Speaker 01

  And you took their workout equipment?

• 8:14Speaker 02

  There were three strangers there.

• 8:16Speaker 01

  Three?

• 8:17Speaker 02

  It's funny.

• 8:17Speaker 01

  Oh, they were protection?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  I, I pulled up, no, they, they, like, they, I guess, maybe, but like, look at me. My, my picture is like me in a Hawaiian shirt, what are you protecting against?

• 8:26Speaker 01

  I don't know, dude, you're in, like, rural Pennsylvania, maybe they saw Alvarez and they were like, we better have backup.

• 8:31Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know, I mean, it is entirely, it is entirely possible.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  No, but like, I showed up and I was just like, they could fuck me up if they wanted to, and like. But like there, there's a way-

• 8:42Speaker 01

  What a weird way to try and like rob somebody though, like, "Oh, let me come buy your fucking treadmill."

• 8:46Speaker 02

  I mean, people have been doing it forever, like-

• 8:48Speaker 01

  Was it a giveaway? Or did you cash?

• 8:51Speaker 02

  Uh, Venmo.

• 8:52Speaker 01

  Nice.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  You know, we did, we did that whole bad boy. But, uh, I was fully, I don't know if I told you this, I was fully ready, I was just like, alright, I'm committing to like waking up at a certain time each morning and just walking on this treadmill.

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Just to get some steps in.

• 9:06Speaker 01

  Step it up.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  You know? Uh, but my, my brain convinced me not to. And not in like-

• 9:13Speaker 01

  So this is an interesting excuse. So here's the thing, I'd like to start exercising, but I've got a thing in my brain that-

• 9:22Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no.

• 9:22Speaker 01

  Makes me not go.

• 9:24Speaker 02

  No, no, no, like my, I gaslit myself. With my dreams.

• 9:30Speaker 01

  You can imagine what the human experience is like for us, on, on a real, at the honest-

• 9:34Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

• 9:36Speaker 01

  You're gaslighting so much that it's now like-

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Now I'm a victim of my own brain.

• 9:41Speaker 01

  You know like Harry Potter where it's like a spell accidentally bounces off the wall and hits you?

• 9:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it hits you, and, yeah, and then it's like Gilderoy Lockhart, just like, "Where am I?", you know? Like, that's, I got Gilderoy Lockhart!

• 9:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Um-

• 9:53Speaker 01

  What happened?

• 9:54Speaker 02

  But, so I, I, I set my alarm to wake up at 5 a.m. so I can go and I can do my thing. But I had a dream that I couldn't walk.

• 10:05Speaker 01

  Hmm, but did you, do you know why?

• 10:08Speaker 02

  Was it just a dream thing where it's like, my feet aren't moving? It was a dream thing where like, my, I, I, like my foot hurt and I had like a ball in my foot and I couldn't walk. A ball? And I was like unable, yeah. And I remember in my dream being like, "I have to not walk at all." So I-

• 10:28Speaker 02

  So I silenced my alarms.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  In real life?

• 10:33Speaker 02

  In real life silenced my alarms because of what my dreams were convincing me.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  This is some sci-fi shit. This is like dreams bleeding into reality.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  What is he thinking about before bed? Where you're like, "Oh nah, I probably shouldn't do that." And your body's like, "I got you."

• 10:50Speaker 02

  But like, I go to sleep like, fully like, "Yeah, I'm gonna do this, I'm excited to do this, I have a whole routine."

• 10:56Speaker 01

  But there's another person in there going, "No."

• 10:58Speaker 02

  But the little man inside me that got in there is just like...

• 11:02Speaker 01

  "I had a dream that I couldn't walk and all I could eat was prosciutto."

• 11:05Speaker 02

  Let me... Let me also say this, there is no little man inside me, just wanna also make that clear. Uh, yeah. But, the, I, my brain in its dreamlike state convinced myself

• 11:19Speaker 01

  Right.

• 11:20Speaker 02

  To not wake up and do this.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 11:22Speaker 02

  What a bastard!

• 11:24Speaker 01

  Yeah, what a bastard.

• 11:25Speaker 02

  What an absolute bastard!

• 11:27Speaker 01

  So, you had to have waken up before 5? And then you just like, you shut off your alarms?

• 11:32Speaker 02

  I remember shutting it off because I wore my watch. Because I don't, so I, I put my alarms on, on silent. So they don't wake the rest of, you know, so they don't wake Becca.

• 11:41Speaker 01

  What is that, vibrate or something?

• 11:42Speaker 02

  It vibrates, yeah. So it'll vibrate on your wrist. And I remember being like, "Oh no." But it was in my dream!

• 11:50Speaker 01

  Right, you weren't fully awake yet.

• 11:51Speaker 02

  I wasn't fully awake, and I, it was like... I fucking, I woke up when Maeve woke up and I was just like, "Oh fuck." I'm, I'm such a little bitch!

• 12:02Speaker 01

  Now you gotta battle yourself.

• 12:04Speaker 02

  I mean...

• 12:05Speaker 01

  Your dream self.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  That's a classic, that's a classic battle, you know, like you versus yourself. Who wins?

• 12:10Speaker 01

  Right, yeah.

• 12:10Speaker 02

  You know, yourself.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  That's a motivational poster right there. The only one in your way is yourself.

• 12:14Speaker 02

  That's right!

• 12:15Speaker 01

  But they're not mentioning that it's your dream self.

• 12:17Speaker 02

  Exactly!

• 12:17Speaker 01

  That it's shutting off your fucking alarm.

• 12:19Speaker 02

  It's the Freddy Krueger version of myself that's trying to fucking erase my ability to be active.

• 12:24Speaker 01

  Right, not gonna kill you quickly, just making sure you don't exercise.

• 12:27Speaker 02

  Slowly, yeah, it's not, there's no knife fingers here, there's just an absolute filling up artery of of fucking...

• 12:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, exactly, wow, okay, well, how do you combat that?

• 12:37Speaker 02

  I don't know, dude, I like-

• 12:38Speaker 01

  Double alarm? Are you a double alarm?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  I am, so I have a double alarm, but they, I guess both got silenced.

• 12:45Speaker 01

  Oh, so you double shut?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  My, my, my, my dream self took my alarms behind the shed and put two fucking bullets in the back of their skulls.

• 12:53Speaker 01

  Wow, so maybe you're gonna have to triple alarm then?

• 12:55Speaker 02

  I don't know what I'm gonna do, honestly, this is something I, I thought of this morning, I was just like, "I need to..." You're gonna laugh at me, but I was like, "I need to strengthen myself."

• 13:07Speaker 01

  Elaborate. What do you mean by that? Mentally, mentally, right? Right, so how do you plan on doing that?

• 13:13Speaker 02

  Just like...

• 13:14Speaker 01

  Yeah, talk to me, sensei. We're like, I have to spend time just

• 13:19Speaker 01

  controlling my thoughts.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  I'll tell you where it's gonna possibly end up is I did see a TikTok this morning that was just like, do ten seconds of a cold shower. Then do twenty seconds of a cold shower.

• 13:32Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 13:33Speaker 02

  And then like, maybe that's how I strengthen my brain to not be like, a douchebag dream version of myself.

• 13:38Speaker 01

  I don't know if that's going to work, but I'm optimistic that maybe it does. And I've tried to do the cold shower thing before.

• 13:44Speaker 02

  Oh, you have?

• 13:45Speaker 01

  Not... Yeah, like, I'll tell you this. I wouldn't qualify what I did as a try.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  What was it, the?

• 13:55Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'm just like, ew! Like, why would I, like... I get why people, and I know like, the ice baths and that kinda stuff. Like, that's different. But just like, not shower time.

• 14:06Speaker 02

  I can't, ice baths, I don't know how people do it.

• 14:08Speaker 01

  I've done it. The bathhouse that I went to with Greg before, they have a freezing cold...

• 14:16Speaker 02

  We all heard that, right?

• 14:19Speaker 02

  Just wanna make sure we've all heard that.

• 14:21Speaker 01

  I almost died in the fucking bathtub, I was gonna say, in the bathhouse last time. Way too much time in the sauna, but, they have a cold plunge pool filled with bleach or chlorine, cuz I, it's

• 14:33Speaker 02

  Stinks!

• 14:34Speaker 01

  Like, chemicals.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  Oh, well, yeah.

• 14:36Speaker 01

  But I got in it, and I was, it was like forty degrees, and I did like forty-five seconds, and I was like, I'm the coolest guy in the world. And like, I get that, but a shower where I'm like... Or when people say, "Just get in the shower and turn it on," I'm like, this is stupid. This is crazy.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  Don't, don't do that. If you like, dude, I'll tell you, I am in equal parts, like, impressed and equal parts hate that guy that like, in some part, it's like, you know, North Dakota. It's just like, "Good morning!", and it's just a big ice bath, and he just breaks the ice on top, and he's like, "We're gonna sit in for three minutes today", and he sits in, and he's just like,

• 15:11Speaker 02

  "The world is not about against you."

• 15:13Speaker 01

  No, so that guy...

• 15:14Speaker 02

  The world is about, the world is about being in support of your hopes and dreams. And I'm just like, fuck you, your ice bath.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  That guy, I think is...

• 15:24Speaker 01

  That guy, actually, I talked to him. I wish I could remember his name.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  I'm glad you don't.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  He followed me, though. So I was like, dude, I've seen your TikToks.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  So there's a chance he follows us? Fuck you.

• 15:35Speaker 01

  You know, I just wanna, just like, fuck you, dude. Yeah, that guy's skin must be like...

• 15:40Speaker 02

  The tightest little tight, tight.

• 15:42Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 15:44Speaker 01

  But yeah, it's like, he's like, "Today, good morning. It's zero degrees Celsius."

• 15:48Speaker 02

  It's minus three degrees Fahrenheit out here, and today, we're talking about gratitude.

• 15:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, he breaks the ice and he gets in, and he's like, "It's not your dad, it's you."

• 15:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. He gives a speech. "I'm watching you do something I hate. I don't need to hear you fucking awaken like some like trauma in me."

• 16:04Speaker 01

  No, he's a cool guy. But, so the reason why I like to talk to him, because then he started doing this thing where he would break a piece of the ice off and eat it, but then he started using hot sauce. I was like...

• 16:14Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, you told me about that. You told me about that.

• 16:17Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I wish...

• 16:18Speaker 02

  And you sent him everything bagel hot sauce on ice. Good on everything, friend.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  Uh, but, uh, when I eventually own a home, definitely get in a little tub.

• 16:29Speaker 02

  Oh, like a, like a cold plunge tub?

• 16:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, and a sauna.

• 16:32Speaker 02

  I'm gonna ask you some questions offline about your house, because I'm very intrigued. Yeah.

• 16:38Speaker 01

  Just like, put it in the backyard.

• 16:39Speaker 02

  Yeah, no, no, I know. I'm just, I'm confused as to where your, like, budget is gonna end. Like, are you gonna commit to like that forty million dollar house you sent me earlier?

• 16:49Speaker 01

  Or forty million dollar house?

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:51Speaker 01

  I don't know how I'm paying for that with IOUs.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  That ain't happening. You owe no one. No one owe, everyone owe you.

• 16:58Speaker 01

  Of forty million dollars?

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's alright.

• 17:00Speaker 01

  Do you remember when I posted, because there was like an article that said, "Here's Joe Santagato's network", network, network?

• 17:06Speaker 02

  It was like fifty...

• 17:07Speaker 01

  Two hundred and ninety-three million dollars. And I posted it, and I was just like, "Damn, they got me." And people that I know in real life were like, "Yo, congrats." And I was like, "Are you an idiot? You're an idiot." I was like, "I don't have two hundred and ninety-three billion dollars."

• 17:22Speaker 02

  Can I ask you a serious question?

• 17:24Speaker 01

  Oh, god.

• 17:25Speaker 02

  If you had two hundred and ninety-three million dollars, I know you are, you're, a lot of people don't know this about you, you're big with discipline, like you internally like to be very self-disciplined, and you do, you're very smart with your money. You're always giving financial advice to the people that you appreciate in your life.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  At what level of wealth would you just throw that all out the window and just be, just, just commit to being a fucking dumpster bitch?

• 17:50Speaker 01

  But what is a dumpster bitch?

• 17:52Speaker 02

  Thirty million dollar house where like to get to your bedroom, you need to take like a Ferris wheel.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Like, I'm talking like.

• 18:02Speaker 01

  Alright, I'm going to bed.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 18:06Speaker 01

  Um, uh, I mean, a thirty million dollar house.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this.

• 18:12Speaker 01

  You would probably need at least three hundred million.

• 18:15Speaker 02

  Your watch collection would know no bounds.

• 18:17Speaker 01

  That would be a big issue. Uh, that would be a big fat issue for sure. Um, yeah, no, I mean, I, I don't know, like, a part of me, like, cause I do like looking at that type of content, like seeing like rich people's houses. And then like, it'll be a random whoever who owns like a forty million dollar house in the Hamptons. And like all the shit, like, I like looking at that stuff, but in reality, I'm like, what the fuck would I do with a house like that?

• 18:47Speaker 02

  Dude, I've been watching a lot of Shark Tank and Mark, I saw like an interview with Mark Cuban and he was just like, I bought a twenty-five million dollar home. And there are rooms I've, I have not been in in years.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Yeah. Why?

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Like, that is wild. Like, there is a certain level of like, over the top, like, that's ridiculous.

• 19:08Speaker 01

  I would, if I had three hundred million dollars, I'm sure that I would find a really nice house, but it wouldn't, I don't think it would be thirty million, like, it would be less than that, but they'll think.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  I feel like a five million dollar house would probably be where like.

• 19:20Speaker 01

  Depending on where.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  If I had three hundred million dollars, I say five million is going into a house, and then I would have a couple of five million dollar houses across, across the country.

• 19:30Speaker 01

  I would be more, uh, I, I think I would pay more to be like.

• 19:37Speaker 01

  In a gated community of like saf- safety is kind of what I would pay for.

• 19:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, that makes sense.

• 19:42Speaker 01

  Because I don't need a fucking thirty million dollar apartment. Like, that's crazy.

• 19:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, to be in a skyscraper where you are basically just like there's one like underpaid doorman who is just protecting you from whoever wants to come up.

• 19:56Speaker 01

  Yeah, like some shit like that. I don't, I don't, I don't think I would do. But I would buy stupid shit. I mean, when I started making really good money, I spent three thousand dollars on an arcade machine that I used.

• 20:07Speaker 02

  No, you used a lot. We used it.

• 20:08Speaker 01

  Five times. You've probably used it more than I did.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  I probably did.

• 20:11Speaker 01

  And I gave it away.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  To?

• 20:13Speaker 01

  A child that lived on the same block as my mom.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  Do they still have it?

• 20:17Speaker 01

  I assume.

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Buy it back.

• 20:18Speaker 01

  I'm not keeping tabs on his stuff.

• 20:20Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go ask him for it. I'd like it. That was a cool arcade machine. That was, by the way, three thousand dollars. You bought that in like twenty sixteen?

• 20:29Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:30Speaker 02

  That's too much.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  Oh, it was.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  Way too much.

• 20:33Speaker 01

  And I don't even know. I think that I was just like, I wanna get something.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  And it didn't have like-

• 20:38Speaker 01

  I was like, what the fuck?

• 20:38Speaker 02

  It didn't have like Super Mario Brothers on it. It had like the, and it didn't have like the big name brand games.

• 20:45Speaker 01

  There was Frogger on it though.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  It had Frogger, it had Galaga, and it had like, uh-

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Did it have Galaga?

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Alien Invaders, but like, it didn't have like Super Mario Brothers or like other like, like Donkey Kong. It had like Donkey Kong Four Does Math and nineteen forty-two, Part Six, where it's like, you're a tank now. Just the games that no one was playing.

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  That they were able to emulate and get on this thing without facing legal action.

• 21:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, I, I don't know. I just got that because I was like, oh, I'm gonna get something cool. And I think back then I just didn't, I didn't, I didn't even know what I liked as a person yet. So I was, I s- I don't know how, bro, I don't know how I thought of that. Or I just thought like it would be cool for people to come over and be like, oh, there's an arcade machine here? That's fucking cool.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  I mean, I, I'll be honest with you. I was, I was that. It was really cool. I am the sucker for that. Where I went up there and I played hours on that thing drinking.

• 21:38Speaker 01

  What year did you say that was?

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Twenty sixteen.

• 21:40Speaker 01

  Frank? That was almost a fucking decade ago.

• 21:43Speaker 02

  I know, isn't that crazy? Eight years ago.

• 21:45Speaker 01

  We're a thousand years old.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, and we're slowly falling apart. I just woke up this morning and my ankle hurt. I've done nothing. I've done nothing!

• 21:55Speaker 01

  Dude, it's crazy.

• 21:56Speaker 02

  My teeth hurt sometimes.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  I wake up, my teeth hurt. I think I'm grinding those motherfuckers.

• 22:00Speaker 02

  What the fuck?

• 22:02Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 22:03Speaker 02

  Teeth, my neck, my back, pussy and my crack.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  Frank, demonetize.

• 22:09Speaker 02

  Corn, corn, fuck! Corn, you idiot! Watch it. What are we calling?

• 22:16Speaker 01

  Uh, badussy.

• 22:18Speaker 02

  That's gotta be way worse.

• 22:19Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  So it's corn?

• 22:22Speaker 01

  And this?

• 22:23Speaker 02

  Un-aliving kitty cat. Meow meow fun time wet cave.

• 22:28Speaker 01

  I'm not, I'm not using that. I'm not using that. Too many words.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  Alright, wet cave.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Speaking of corn, by the way, did you, did you hear about, did you hear, uh, you know, like Ariana Grande, uh, the Wicked movie is coming out?

• 22:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. You must be excited for that.

• 22:42Speaker 01

  I'm hyped, bro. I love Wicked. I love Wicked.

• 22:45Speaker 02

  I've seen zero things, heard zero songs. I've never, never been a consumer of Wicked.

• 22:50Speaker 01

  I've seen on TikTok, um, I don't, I wanna, I don't know the other actress's name.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  Cynthia Erivo.

• 22:56Speaker 01

  Cynthia Erivo, um, but I've seen them being interviewed and, uh...

• 23:01Speaker 02

  They're just crying for each other.

• 23:02Speaker 01

  They're crying all the time?

• 23:03Speaker 02

  All the time!

• 23:04Speaker 01

  But I like watching people crying for like, like, nice reasons. Not like that, alright, relax!

• 23:09Speaker 02

  I want to feel something.

• 23:10Speaker 01

  No!

• 23:11Speaker 02

  Fucking Joey puts his hand on the pulse and just wants to see people cry.

• 23:14Speaker 01

  No, I, I like when people are so happy that they cry or like, cause there was an interviewer who was saying really nice things about them and she was just like, "I just want you guys to know that, like, you did it," and they're start crying and I'm like, fuck!

• 23:25Speaker 02

  I saw, dude, these, this whole press tour for the Wicked movie has just been Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo crying for each other.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:34Speaker 02

  And then other people making them cry. Like, I saw one interview and it was, um...

• 23:39Speaker 01

  It's brought, that's theater, baby.

• 23:40Speaker 02

  God damn it. I, I forget the actress's name, uh, but she was in the Mean Girls movie musical and I think the musical, Renee Rapp. And she's just like making Cynthia Erivo cry and then she's crying.

• 23:53Speaker 01

  Perfect.

• 23:53Speaker 02

  And then it's just like, everyone's crying. I'm on board with a good cry.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Me too.

• 23:57Speaker 02

  But it does, like after a certain point, it's just like, promote the movie.

• 24:01Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, we're, we're crying a lot. Um, no, but I, I, I thought it was, I thought it was, it was cool, but yeah, I'm super psyched about Wicked. Definitely gotta go see that. Uh, and I.

• 24:12Speaker 02

  Is that where that song?

• 24:13Speaker 01

  Popular, I'm gonna be popular.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  I've only known the, the TikTok song version of it, but is that where it comes from?

• 24:20Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:21Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:22Speaker 01

  Defying Gravity?

• 24:23Speaker 02

  I've never heard that song in my entire life.

• 24:25Speaker 01

  Shut your fucking stupid face.

• 24:27Speaker 02

  I'm defying gravity. I've heard that and then I don't.

• 24:31Speaker 01

  You've never heard Defying Gravity?

• 24:32Speaker 02

  I, I swear, I unfortunately have not.

• 24:35Speaker 01

  Get out.

• 24:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 24:37Speaker 01

  Of the earth.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  You go, leave the planet.

• 24:40Speaker 01

  Leave the planet.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Like spiritually, like.

• 24:42Speaker 01

  Frank physically.

• 24:43Speaker 02

  Like un-aliving or?

• 24:45Speaker 01

  Not un-aliving. I mean, launch yourself into space and whatever happens, happens.

• 24:49Speaker 02

  Bad things will happen. I'll tell you that.

• 24:51Speaker 01

  Also for good?

• 24:52Speaker 02

  That's a banger. Are you just gonna, how, can I ask you a serious question?

• 24:56Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  You have Apple Music or Spotify?

• 24:58Speaker 01

  Spotty.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  How quick is that album going directly on your Spotify?

• 25:03Speaker 01

  It's pre-ordered.

• 25:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  Alright. It's not pre-ordered, but I have Defying Gravity on my running playlist.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  Really?

• 25:12Speaker 01

  Bro.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  It helps you?

• 25:13Speaker 01

  If you listen to it, near the end of the song where they start belting shit out.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  I gotta get into it, cause you know, I, I, people, it's funny, I posted a TikTok and people are just like, Frank likes Hamilton and it's like, have you not watched any of the show?

• 25:27Speaker 01

  Frank won't shut the fuck up about Hamilton. I'm, I'm pretty sure that he could do the show.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  I have so far, I've gotten the first like six songs down pretty, pretty well.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  Um, but I guess.

• 25:38Speaker 01

  You gotta go, I'm gonna, I'm gonna buy you tickets and you're gonna go.

• 25:41Speaker 02

  Thanks, that would be sweet.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  Um, cause I'm sick of this.

• 25:44Speaker 02

  Are you gonna babysit the kids?

• 25:46Speaker 01

  No.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 25:47Speaker 01

  We're gonna figure that part out. Everybody's going.

• 25:50Speaker 02

  Got, oh, the whole kids are going?

• 25:51Speaker 01

  No, they're not, too expensive.

• 25:53Speaker 02

  He would really get a kick out of that.

• 25:54Speaker 01

  Out of Hamilton?

• 25:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 25:57Speaker 01

  I don't know that.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  We were in the car one day and he's like, Higgy, do you mind if I play DJ?

• 26:00Speaker 01

  He probably would respect you less if he saw how excited you were during the songs.

• 26:03Speaker 02

  No, he, he enjoys it. We were in the car one day, he's like.

• 26:06Speaker 01

  Frank's in the crowd?

• 26:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. You know.

• 26:13Speaker 01

  What the fuck did you just do, by the way? Cause that was choreographed.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  It was, maybe.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 02

  You know. We were, we were in the car one day and he was playing DJ and he's like, "I got a song for you coming on next." I'm like, "I'm so pumped." He played "You'll Be Back," the King song.

• 26:25Speaker 01

  Fire. So sick, dude. Banger.

• 26:26Speaker 02

  Which is one of the best songs in that.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  I also have to get to a point. But, the Wicked, uh, movie is coming out and they have obviously like merchandise that they're putting out and stuff like that.

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Why did you say merchandise?

• 26:36Speaker 01

  Cause I was gonna say merch-

• 26:37Speaker 02

  Merch and dice. Like, what's dice? They've merchandise diced in vacuums.

• 26:44Speaker 01

  No, but, the Wicked movie is coming out, they have merchandise, and then, they, they have these like dolls or whatever, and on the packaging, they put wicked.com, which is not the right website. Wicked.com is, hello, corn.

• 26:59Speaker 02

  Wait, what?

• 27:00Speaker 01

  Corn.

• 27:00Speaker 02

  Wait.

• 27:01Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 27:02Speaker 02

  Wait, wait, you said-

• 27:03Speaker 01

  I'm gonna go, wicked.com, corn, baby. And I'm not talking corn.

• 27:06Speaker 02

  You're not talking corn.

• 27:07Speaker 01

  I'm talking corn. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? So-

• 27:13Speaker 02

  You're not talking the corn you eat sideways, you're talking the corn you eat longways.

• 27:17Speaker 01

  Exactly. So, the corn, what am I saying?

• 27:21Speaker 02

  This doesn't look like corn.

• 27:22Speaker 01

  So, this is wicked.com.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  This just looks like it's-

• 27:24Speaker 01

  Uh, well, no, no, this is definitely corn, but it's like, movie corn. You know what I'm saying, like?

• 27:32Speaker 02

  I'll be honest, this whole corn versus corn thing, it's kinda confusing me.

• 27:35Speaker 01

  It's getting confusing. There's no food corn.

• 27:37Speaker 02

  It doesn't like, I, so I'm looking at your screen, I see nothing grotesque.

• 27:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, there's no, but, cause, look, they have a-

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Those look like, just knockoff movie posters, like, like something the asylum would make.

• 27:47Speaker 01

  Yeah, like, there's, this one's called Reckless, and it, the poster looks like, uh, like Fast and the Furious, but it's a corn, so I'm assuming they're racing cars, and-

• 27:56Speaker 02

  Wait, why would you call a knockoff corn version of Fast and the Furious reckless? Call it, deep and moist.

• 28:06Speaker 01

  How is that a play on words?

• 28:08Speaker 02

  Rapid, rapid and sensual. There's so many better.

• 28:14Speaker 01

  Those so far are both worse.

• 28:16Speaker 02

  The ass is curious.

• 28:18Speaker 01

  What, what, what is that?

• 28:22Speaker 01

  What does, what does that even mean?

• 28:24Speaker 02

  Starring Vin...

• 28:27Speaker 02

  Vin Gasoline. Cause he pops you full of gasoline.

• 28:31Speaker 01

  Okay, you, you... This kid's horrible. It's crazy. This one says Blast from the Past. That's a pretty good-

• 28:38Speaker 02

  I think it's a real movie.

• 28:39Speaker 01

  Oh, it's about, uh, what's the one? Michael J. Fox.

• 28:45Speaker 01

  Back to the Future.

• 28:45Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you were saying like, someone in it has like Parkinson's or something.

• 28:48Speaker 01

  No, no, no, no. No, Blast from the Past.

• 28:51Speaker 02

  I think Blast from the Past is a legit movie.

• 28:53Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 28:53Speaker 02

  Uh, unless I'm mistaken, it's starring like-

• 28:55Speaker 01

  Well, he's got a fl- a flannel and a vest on, so I assumed it was...

• 28:59Speaker 02

  Well, yeah, it's probably Bla- uh, Blast from the Past.

• 29:03Speaker 01

  Oh, if you scroll down, there's-

• 29:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, Blast from the Past. It's Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone. I knew it was a real movie.

• 29:08Speaker 01

  Does he have a video camera?

• 29:10Speaker 02

  Uh... Christopher Walken's in it, so... Pretty close to being sensual.

• 29:16Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  Uh, a na- a naive man comes out into the world after spending thirty-five years in a nuclear fallout shelter. I guess.

• 29:24Speaker 01

  Well, these people make actual, uh, nope, there's girls spitting on each other now I'm seeing.

• 29:30Speaker 02

  Alright.

• 29:30Speaker 01

  That's different. See that?

• 29:33Speaker 02

  I mean, it just looks like their tongue is out. I don't see any-

• 29:35Speaker 01

  I mean, what's that?

• 29:36Speaker 02

  Uh, that, that, tha- that looks like it is now-

• 29:38Speaker 01

  Their tongues are out and they're spit connecting their tongues.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  So, this website was on the packaging to like their doll-

• 29:43Speaker 01

  A doll, bro.

• 29:45Speaker 02

  Like, for the Wicked movie?

• 29:47Speaker 01

  For, for like, yeah. It's like Alphaba and motherfucking corn website right on the front there.

• 29:53Speaker 02

  How many kids do you think went to this we- I will say-

• 29:58Speaker 01

  This isn't a bad-

• 29:58Speaker 02

  This is not, I mean, it's still-

• 30:00Speaker 01

  It's not the worst corn site ever they can go to.

• 30:03Speaker 02

  Which would be?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  I don't know, something XXdeepimpact.com or something. I don't know. With some shit like that.

• 30:09Speaker 02

  It's also a movie, Deep Impact.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  My dad's favorite movie. My dad loves When the World Ends.

• 30:14Speaker 02

  Deep Impact or Armageddon? Which one are you watching?

• 30:16Speaker 01

  Armageddon, dude.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  Uh, Steven Tyler, you know, Aerosmith. Are you kidding me?

• 30:21Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying?

• 30:21Speaker 02

  Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler, don't wanna close my eyes?

• 30:24Speaker 01

  A- Animal Crackers, too.

• 30:26Speaker 02

  Matt Damon. Ben Affleck.

• 30:29Speaker 01

  Owen Wilson.

• 30:29Speaker 02

  Matt Damon's not in it. Ben Affleck's in it.

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 30:32Speaker 02

  Steve Buscemi.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Steve Buscemi, Owen Wilson.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  Don't wanna close my eyes.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  Michael James Duncan.

• 30:39Speaker 02

  Michael Clarke Duncan.

• 30:40Speaker 01

  Michael Clarke Duncan.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Don't wanna wanna sleep 'cause I'd miss you babe. And I don't wanna miss a thing. Cause even when I dream again. The sweetest dream will never do, I still miss you babe. And I don't wanna miss a thing. When they get into it where he's like, "I don't wanna miss one smile." I don't wanna miss one kiss. And I just wanna be with you, right here with you. Just like that. That song is crazy. A lot of people, this might be a little tidbit of trivia.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  One of our first videos we did together was pantomiming that song, like doing a performance of that song. You're on the drums and I'm on the guitar.

• 31:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  And you like, you at one point actually hit a cymbal and it scared the shit out of me.

• 31:35Speaker 01

  There's a clip of that in the promotional tour before our first show.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  And I think during, I think it's been used in other pieces of promotional, like the, the...

• 31:45Speaker 01

  Maybe.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Like the, like the thing, the Radio City, like getting it, like when we flash it.

• 31:48Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. Look at that, man.

• 31:50Speaker 01

  Damn.

• 31:51Speaker 02

  Wait, so kids were just looking up corn because of Wicked?

• 31:55Speaker 01

  Yeah. Mattel's packaging for its latest dolls came with a wicked mistake. The ink, the link printed on the back of the toys box led to a cornographic website prompting dolls all over the country to be pulled from the shelves. Big, big mess up, Mattel. Big mess up.

• 32:11Speaker 02

  Wait, what's the, I mean, there are certain conspiracy theorists in like the middle of West Virginia that are like, "You think this is a mistake?"

• 32:17Speaker 01

  You think it's a mistake? Balenciaga made the goddamn toys too.

• 32:22Speaker 02

  You think this is a mistake and guess who's running it? Hillary motherfucking Clinton. That bitch is bad. That bitch is bad. Lock her up! Dump her!

• 32:32Speaker 01

  This is crazy though. You don't do that.

• 32:33Speaker 02

  I mean, bro, double check.

• 32:35Speaker 01

  Wait, what's the real website?

• 32:36Speaker 02

  What's the real website? Uh, I don't know.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Like...

• 32:41Speaker 02

  That's a, I mean, that is a-

• 32:42Speaker 01

  Oh, it's wickedmovie.com. Which is, which is-

• 32:45Speaker 02

  Too close, dude.

• 32:47Speaker 01

  You know what that sounds like?

• 32:48Speaker 02

  Too close.

• 32:49Speaker 01

  It sounds like-

• 32:49Speaker 02

  It's a, you know what they say about that movie, eh? That's your wicked movie.

• 32:53Speaker 01

  Well, it sounds like a Boston, like, website where you can illegally watch movies. Like, wicked movies.

• 32:59Speaker 02

  Or it's just like the most Boston person you've ever met. That's like a movie reviewer. And they're just like, "Welcome back. Uh, I got my Krolla. I got my Dunkin'. We're gonna watch this wicked movie."

• 33:10Speaker 01

  Wicked movies.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:11Speaker 01

  Come watch us.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Oh, that sucks, dude.

• 33:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, not good. Not a good thing to be doing. Uh, so, you know, leave the cornographic stuff off the toys.

• 33:20Speaker 02

  Yeah. Oh, big lawsuit coming.

• 33:22Speaker 01

  Unless it's an adult toy.

• 33:24Speaker 02

  I will say this. I will say this. Whoever bought those dolls, they're like instantly collector's items now.

• 33:33Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 33:33Speaker 00

  Welcome to the 50th Hunger Games. Witness the beginning of the revolution.

• 33:38Speaker 03

  Hey Mitch, you've been trying to take down these Game of Thrones stars.

• 33:41Speaker 00

  Film for IMAX.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  Make them remember you.

• 33:45Speaker 00

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• 33:48Speaker 02

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• 33:51Speaker 01

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• 33:55Speaker 02

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• 33:57Speaker 01

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• 34:06Speaker 01

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  Where it's called, uh, The Hung Man. I'm not good with my-

• 34:14Speaker 01

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• 39:59Speaker 02

  What do you think that lawsuit's gonna be?

• 40:02Speaker 01

  Big lawsuit.

• 40:03Speaker 02

  Big ol' lawsuits.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:05Speaker 02

  You know?

• 40:05Speaker 01

  Yeah, dude.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Yo, you know what has just been inundating my feed lately? You ever seen Legal Eagle?

• 40:14Speaker 01

  Who?

• 40:14Speaker 02

  You don't know the Legal Eagle?

• 40:16Speaker 01

  Legal Eagle.

• 40:16Speaker 02

  Legal Eagle.

• 40:18Speaker 01

  Eagle.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  He's like a guy that does like, he's like a lawyer influencer, but just like breaks down like different laws and stuff like that.

• 40:24Speaker 01

  No.

• 40:25Speaker 02

  Dude, I feel like I've gone to law school now from watching this guy. This is, by the way, the freest of free plugs.

• 40:31Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  You know?

• 40:33Speaker 01

  Well, he just talks about like, here's the law.

• 40:34Speaker 02

  He's just like, oh, so and so is suing Joe Santagato. Let's break it down. And like, why? And he's just like, this guy's fucking, and it makes me, because you know me,

• 40:43Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:44Speaker 02

  blind confidence that I can do anything with little to no training.

• 40:47Speaker 01

  Right.

• 40:47Speaker 02

  Or connection to reality. I now feel like I can be my own lawyer if I needed to be.

• 40:52Speaker 01

  Hopefully you dream about that tonight, instead of shutting off your alarms.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  That was bad, dude.

• 40:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  Now I'm, now I have to commit to, like, what if my dreams tell me to like...

• 41:02Speaker 02

  Go home and just eat a half of, half a pound of prosciutto.

• 41:06Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:06Speaker 02

  You know?

• 41:07Speaker 01

  Mm-hmm.

• 41:08Speaker 02

  What do we do then?

• 41:09Speaker 01

  I don't know, I hate those dreams.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  I hate those dreams too, right?

• 41:12Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 41:13Speaker 02

  You getting ready for Thanksgiving?

• 41:14Speaker 01

  Oh, yeah.

• 41:15Speaker 02

  And this is, this is it.

• 41:17Speaker 01

  Thanksgiving is great because it's prime charcuterie board.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  Dude, we're making, we're doing like a little thing at my sister's house for like our side of the family.

• 41:25Speaker 01

  Becca makes a fucking charcuterie board.

• 41:26Speaker 02

  She charcoots the pants off me.

• 41:29Speaker 01

  Your sister makes a good one too, what the fuck?

• 41:31Speaker 02

  Listen.

• 41:31Speaker 01

  You're surrounded by boards.

• 41:32Speaker 02

  I'm, listen, the, the women in my life understand the value in a good charcuterie board.

• 41:37Speaker 01

  It's so good.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Guess what, we're doing a Greek one, with Greek cheeses and olives and some Sazika shit on that.

• 41:43Speaker 01

  You could throw the olives over your shoulder.

• 41:45Speaker 02

  Um, I will, over the shoulder, back around, into my fucking mouth.

• 41:48Speaker 01

  I hate olives.

• 41:49Speaker 02

  I love olives, but it's, this is prime like trying to eat like garbagunk season, you know what I'm saying?

• 41:56Speaker 01

  Garbagunk.

• 41:57Speaker 02

  Garbagunk.

• 41:57Speaker 01

  Wait, so what would go on a Greek charcuterie board?

• 42:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, some fruit, you know, you could throw like, you know, like dates on there, some fresh fakes.

• 42:07Speaker 01

  I mean, you're just describing a charcuterie board, what makes it Greek?

• 42:10Speaker 02

  Greek cheeses.

• 42:11Speaker 01

  Feta?

• 42:12Speaker 02

  Feta, casseri, kefalograviera.

• 42:15Speaker 01

  Oh, I don't know what any of that is.

• 42:16Speaker 02

  Exactly. One of them is kinda like, almost like a Parmesan, but it's like a hard, stinky little bitch.

• 42:23Speaker 01

  It's a dope?

• 42:23Speaker 02

  It's a dummy dump of a cheese. And it's fucking fat and good. Fat and good.

• 42:30Speaker 01

  Damn, is he gonna put some fucking lamb on there or something?

• 42:32Speaker 02

  Maybe we'll get some lamb.

• 42:34Speaker 01

  That's good.

• 42:35Speaker 02

  Maybe we'll get some lamb.

• 42:35Speaker 01

  Can you do that?

• 42:36Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 42:37Speaker 01

  I don't know.

• 42:38Speaker 02

  Make it, and put like, like thinly sliced lamb on some crackers?

• 42:42Speaker 01

  Whoa dude, that's fucking crazy.

• 42:43Speaker 02

  See what I'm saying now, right?

• 42:44Speaker 01

  Yeah. By the way, charcuterie boards, I don't like the crackers usually.

• 42:49Speaker 02

  I don't mind crackers, Melba toast?

• 42:51Speaker 01

  What the fuck is that?

• 42:52Speaker 02

  Like bread?

• 42:53Speaker 01

  Oh, the little ones?

• 42:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 42:54Speaker 01

  But I don't like them when they're hard like croutons.

• 42:56Speaker 02

  I like them when there's like, they're crunchy, but then you bite into them and it's pillowy and soft, like a good, like a good, like a good.

• 43:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, like that.

• 43:05Speaker 02

  You know what I'm saying?

• 43:05Speaker 01

  But I don't like when I bite into this little piece of bread and it's like, oh, this hurts my teeth.

• 43:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, maybe just strengthen your mouth.

• 43:13Speaker 01

  It's not about strengthening, okay, they're bones.

• 43:16Speaker 02

  You do have a pretty baby mouth.

• 43:19Speaker 01

  What are you bas- what are you saying?

• 43:21Speaker 02

  Like, it's sensitive.

• 43:22Speaker 01

  I have a sensitive mouth.

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:25Speaker 01

  And what's, what's making you even say that?

• 43:26Speaker 02

  You like, you always say like crunchy stuff bother your mouth. Like, you recently said like, "Oh, Crunch Berry's, like Captain Crunch and stuff like that."

• 43:33Speaker 01

  Captain Crunch is like infamously known for, for cutting people's tops of their mouths.

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Well, strengthen your mouth!

• 43:39Speaker 01

  I can't strengthen my skin!

• 43:40Speaker 02

  You know what it is? You haven't worked a day in your life. There's no calluses on those hands. And clearly, there's no calluses on the roof of your mouth. You ever bit a, a bagel bite that just destroyed the roof of your mouth, bitch?

• 43:53Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  It was worth it.

• 43:54Speaker 01

  Or like a Hot Pocket. Those are fucking dangerous. How have they not been sued? Oh, you have all those-

• 44:00Speaker 02

  They have all like the warnings. Yeah, like they're fucking, it's like a scroll, you know, on the fucking sleeve.

• 44:07Speaker 01

  I like that shit. I like that it comes in a little sleeping bag that you put in with it and then you slide it out.

• 44:12Speaker 02

  Well, I don't think it's to like comfort you. I think it's to just like evenly distribute the heat.

• 44:16Speaker 01

  No, it is, but I think that's cool. I like that. It's like that.

• 44:19Speaker 02

  Damn, it's about that time of the year where I need to have Hot Pockets and ruin my evening.

• 44:22Speaker 01

  There's no part of the year where you need to have Hot Pockets.

• 44:25Speaker 02

  I think it's-

• 44:26Speaker 01

  That's just something that you're telling yourself.

• 44:29Speaker 02

  Hot Pockets on a charcuterie board.

• 44:32Speaker 01

  Don't disrespect the board.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Why?

• 44:34Speaker 01

  With a fucking Hot Pocket?

• 44:35Speaker 02

  Why not?

• 44:36Speaker 01

  Because. Also, I want to say something about Hot Pockets.

• 44:38Speaker 02

  Uh-oh. You gotta put more in here, chief.

• 44:41Speaker 01

  More pocket in your heart.

• 44:42Speaker 02

  You gotta more, it's, it's all hot and not that much pocket! No, well, the pocket needs to be stuffed.

• 44:47Speaker 01

  Stuff your pockets!

• 44:48Speaker 02

  Stuff your pockets, dude.

• 44:49Speaker 01

  But there's like two little balls of fucking mozzarella cheese, a lot of sauce, and one pepperoni.

• 44:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 44:57Speaker 01

  What are we doing here?

• 44:57Speaker 02

  I will say, I will say, Hot Pocket.

• 45:00Speaker 01

  Pepperoni, that bitch.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 45:02Speaker 01

  Shove shit in there!

• 45:03Speaker 02

  You've got a pocket! Shove your whole shit in it!

• 45:07Speaker 01

  Fill the pocket.

• 45:08Speaker 02

  And we're not talking corn.

• 45:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, we aren't.

• 45:10Speaker 02

  We're talking just good old classic American ingenuity.

• 45:14Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  You give us a bread pocket? I'm shoving that thing until it's stuffed with meat.

• 45:19Speaker 01

  Also, like, you know how they always say that about bags of chips? We open up a bag of chips and you're like, "Bro, I'm paying for fucking 75% air."

• 45:26Speaker 02

  I'm gonna say this, chips, you've had your chance, fuck you! Goodbye!

• 45:30Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, I agree.

• 45:31Speaker 02

  Lays, you're out, bitch! Fritos.

• 45:35Speaker 02

  They might be controlled by Lays. Wise, you're done, dude.

• 45:39Speaker 01

  I hate when Chips have been fucking around for too long.

• 45:41Speaker 02

  You had your chance. Honestly, you had your fucking chance, Chips. You're done.

• 45:44Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 45:45Speaker 02

  2024, enjoy it. 2025 rolls around, Chips, you're gone.

• 45:49Speaker 01

  We should all take a page out of the book of cotton candy, because if you've ever opened up cotton candy, right there, he's right there. You open up a piece of cotton, a bag of cotton candy, it's right at the front, like, bro, right here, eat my shit.

• 46:01Speaker 02

  We can all learn something from cotton candy. They say, we have a bag, we're gonna shove 40 years' worth of cotton candy into this little fucking bag.

• 46:09Speaker 01

  I could fill my pillow with the amount that fits in this amount of a bag.

• 46:13Speaker 02

  Joey, this is why, like, we have moments like this where we weren't, like, we're so in tune.

• 46:20Speaker 01

  We're in tune.

• 46:21Speaker 02

  You're so fucking good, big business-wise. And like, yeah, Chips, you, you're done, dude.

• 46:29Speaker 01

  You're done, you're fired.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  You're gone. You've had your chance. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I'm not eating another fucking Dorito, okay? Time to, time to go, like, Old Yeller, behind the shed. That's the second thing that's getting killed in the behind the shed this episode.

• 46:43Speaker 01

  Did Old Yeller get shot in the head?

• 46:45Speaker 02

  I think so.

• 46:45Speaker 01

  I don't even know what that is. Is it a bird? A dog?

• 46:48Speaker 02

  I'm not gonna tell you. I'll let you figure it out for yourself.

• 46:50Speaker 01

  No problem. What was I talking about?

• 46:53Speaker 02

  Getting, uh, cotton candy.

• 46:54Speaker 01

  Cotton candy and chips and shit, right?

• 46:56Speaker 02

  And gum!

• 46:57Speaker 01

  I haven't eaten a chip out of a bag in a while. I eat them out of bowls at, like, parties.

• 47:01Speaker 02

  But where do they come from, babe?

• 47:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, but I'm like, I'm not seeing the bag, so I'm not frustrated. Yeah, yeah.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  All these brands, they don't fuck around. There's no waste. Gums. Think of gum brands. There's no fucking jokes in a gum package. It's all gum, bitch.

• 47:19Speaker 01

  Listen, hold, but hold on. I do have a gripe with gum. Orbit. Or forget Orbit. Everyone. I open up this little thing, and there's a lot of gum. I'm excited the fact that you filled this whole thing up with gum. Why are we gluing the gum to the side of the package? I'm trying to pull it out. I'm taking the whole inside with me out.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  You're taking the whole inside. You're ripping this thing out. You're pink socking the gum packaging. Exactly, I am, what's that called? When you, I'm prolapsing the anus.

• 47:49Speaker 01

  And we got to monetize this now.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  But I'm prolapsing the package of gums, but.

• 47:53Speaker 01

  What can we say for anus? That doesn't like upset people.

• 47:56Speaker 02

  Greg Louganis.

• 47:57Speaker 01

  Greg Louganis.

• 47:58Speaker 02

  Let me stop just destroying your Greg Louganis orbit. I don't want to do it, I'm a good, I'm a good man. I like order, I like law and rules and respect. I don't want to have to absolutely just let this thing have to just walk sideways for a week. I'm ruining, because then I'm just, then I'm this. Then Greg Louganis is getting double fingered in my pocket.

• 48:23Speaker 01

  Also, I'm the type of person that like, I like little things like that to be neat. And now you're forcing me to take it from the middle and it looks stupid.

• 48:32Speaker 02

  You know what I like?

• 48:33Speaker 01

  I just want to take it in order.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  You know what I'm not pulling the one from the side!

• 48:36Speaker 01

  You know what I like? And you're gonna, I hope, I hope, dear, dear, dear god.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  Are you praying to a lord?

• 48:42Speaker 01

  Finally, please, hope that he's on board with me here.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  I don't smoke. You know that. I don't smoke, I've never smoked a cigarette.

• 48:50Speaker 01

  Same.

• 48:50Speaker 02

  You've never smoked a cigarette either.

• 48:51Speaker 01

  No.

• 48:52Speaker 02

  I'll tell you this, when Sofia Gigante opened up that metal case and there was neat cigarettes in there?

• 49:00Speaker 01

  It's so fire.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  Oh! I wanted.

• 49:03Speaker 01

  Almost got me.

• 49:04Speaker 02

  I know, you see what I'm saying? I was right there on board and I said to Becca when we were watching the episode of The Penguin, go watch it by the way, phenomenal show. Phenomenal. I said I was like, an, a, like a vengeance smoke? With a neat packaged cigarette?

• 49:22Speaker 01

  Oh my god. I've never smoked a cigarette and I've never killed anyone, but you could bet your bottom dollar if I've ever killed someone, I'm opening up a metal pack of cigarettes and crushing three.

• 49:31Speaker 02

  And guess what? When I open it and I see law and order, we're Americans. We don't know what's gonna happen in this country over the next four years. We need some consistency and law and order in our life. So give us that packagings of gum. Give it to us.

• 49:50Speaker 01

  Also, I love that like, for some reason in movies, when it's like very evil people who like kill for never, but if you pull out a cigarette, they're so polite, they'll light it for you.

• 50:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, it doesn't happen anywhere. I love that, like, listen, I'm not a serial killer. I don't know why I have to say that, but if it's not a parent.

• 50:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's sus.

• 50:11Speaker 02

  But, the way that they're so neat, like, I would be a good, I probably can't say cereal, what do we say for that? Greg Louganis?

• 50:22Speaker 01

  Unaliver?

• 50:23Speaker 02

  Cereal unaliver, like, they make it look very neat. And that's appealing on, some of us, I just wanna just-

• 50:31Speaker 01

  Wait, what are you talking about now? What looks neat?

• 50:33Speaker 02

  They'll just sit down and they'll be like, and they'll open their napkin, and they'll pick up their fork and their knife, and they'll just like-

• 50:41Speaker 01

  Oh, and then like, eat someone's heart?

• 50:43Speaker 02

  Yeah, like, bro, Hannibal Lecter was on to something in, in his neatness.

• 50:48Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hannibal Lecter did a lot of crazy things, but I guarantee he had a nice apartment.

• 50:52Speaker 02

  Oh my god, dude, tell me, do me a favor, just think about how organized this guy probably was, and then tell me that, minus all the cannibalism and stuff, which is, which is big-

• 51:02Speaker 01

  It's up there with very bad stuff.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  Very bad, bad. Tell me you didn't wanna at least see his study. You didn't wanna see his floor-to-ceiling bookshelf and how organized it was.

• 51:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. All the pages of every book in his library were like, perfectly crisp. I wanna see his car, I guarantee there's not a fucking speck of dust in it.

• 51:19Speaker 02

  Oh my goodness gracious. I, I, Orbit, you can, you can do this!

• 51:25Speaker 01

  We just jumped back to gum.

• 51:27Speaker 02

  You can do this, Orbit, it's not that hard!

• 51:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, stop gluing the fucking piece of gum to the side of the packaging, I'm sick of that.

• 51:32Speaker 02

  Gum packaging is, let's look at, one of my favorite gums, Bobblylicious.

• 51:39Speaker 01

  That's bananas.

• 51:40Speaker 02

  Alright, let's go, uh, let's look at one of my favorite gums, Big League Chew, and you know-

• 51:46Speaker 01

  Big League Chew, that's a bad example.

• 51:49Speaker 02

  No, it ain't. They just stuff, actually, they stuff, I will say that. This thing has-

• 51:54Speaker 01

  You got your money's worth.

• 51:54Speaker 02

  No waste. You know exactly what you're getting out of Big League Chew. Joey, they were making fun of me, we went golfing, I had a Costco-sized box of Big League Chew in my car. I'm ready, because, god, why? The brand knows, they have a, they have consistencies, consistent standards to live up to.

• 52:13Speaker 02

  And not like these dumb chips.

• 52:15Speaker 01

  I hate this gum, but you know that gum that like, comes in like, the metal little pimp? Like, you pop it open, and there's gum in there?

• 52:23Speaker 02

  No.

• 52:23Speaker 01

  It's like zebras on it?

• 52:26Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 52:26Speaker 01

  It's disgusting gum.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  It was from when we were kids.

• 52:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  It was called Fruit Stripe.

• 52:30Speaker 01

  Oh, yes, yes. That gum is.

• 52:32Speaker 02

  Not good. Not good, not good.

• 52:34Speaker 01

  But I like that it came in a little metal thing.

• 52:36Speaker 02

  Get playful gum.

• 52:38Speaker 01

  Get some metal.

• 52:39Speaker 02

  Get some play. How much does it make the?

• 52:42Speaker 02

  I'm so angry now.

• 52:43Speaker 01

  I know.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  How much does it cost?

• 52:45Speaker 01

  So afraid to cutting into margins.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Oh, margins.

• 52:48Speaker 01

  Oh, our margins.

• 52:49Speaker 02

  Gum used to stand on fucking business. It used to come in a beeper, bitch.

• 52:53Speaker 01

  Gum, gum used to mean something.

• 52:54Speaker 02

  I used to have a pack of gum that people would be like, oh, you have Band-Aids? No, bitch. I'm a kid. It's gum.

• 53:02Speaker 01

  It looks like a Band-Aid.

• 53:03Speaker 02

  Now.

• 53:04Speaker 01

  For some reason, that was weird to be honest.

• 53:06Speaker 02

  Now I pull out gum and people are like, what do you have there? A matchbook? I want gum.

• 53:10Speaker 01

  Frank, now that we've brought up Band-Aids, that's a lot of fun. I love stuff that you stick a part of it on and then you peel the other one off and it goes on at the same time like a little fucking magic trick. Love that.

• 53:23Speaker 02

  A little too niche, little too niche for me. You're being a little niche right there, bitch.

• 53:26Speaker 01

  But you don't know what I'm talking about?

• 53:27Speaker 02

  I know exactly what you're talking about. I just don't care to contribute to this part of the conversation.

• 53:31Speaker 01

  Also, how you.

• 53:33Speaker 01

  How you open a Band-Aid? Love that. Where you're like, oh, and you split it apart.

• 53:37Speaker 02

  You feel like it. You feel, alright, you got me back.

• 53:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, oh my god.

• 53:40Speaker 02

  Alright, you win, bitch. You open a Band-Aid and you feel like Jesus. You're just like, I'm gonna heal so much.

• 53:47Speaker 01

  Or I feel like I'm like shucking corn, where you're like, oh, here's the corn.

• 53:50Speaker 02

  Back to the corn.

• 53:50Speaker 01

  Back on corn.

• 53:51Speaker 02

  Back on corn.

• 53:52Speaker 01

  Big corn.

• 53:52Speaker 02

  Corn is everything. The food.

• 53:56Speaker 01

  Technically, corn is in like everything.

• 53:58Speaker 02

  Technically, you know what?

• 53:59Speaker 01

  But ni- not, not high fructose corn.

• 54:04Speaker 02

  Fructose, babe. What's wrong with you? Come on. Why did I say fru- come on?

• 54:11Speaker 01

  Fructose doesn't even sound correct. I don't know why.

• 54:13Speaker 02

  It doesn't. And I'll, and, and like, I don't even know, like, you should, you should know.

• 54:18Speaker 01

  Know that, yeah.

• 54:19Speaker 02

  And that's not the fru-.

• 54:20Speaker 01

  Fructose.

• 54:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:21Speaker 01

  I said fru-.

• 54:23Speaker 02

  Fruit toast.

• 54:24Speaker 01

  For I'll say this, fruit toast sounds like a nineties kids breakfast. That sounds awesome.

• 54:29Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:29Speaker 01

  It comes like frozen with like strawberry jam on top.

• 54:32Speaker 02

  Has carcinogens in it.

• 54:34Speaker 01

  What the fuck is happening?

• 54:35Speaker 02

  You're completely gone.

• 54:36Speaker 01

  I'm falling apart.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  You're completely gone.

• 54:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, I can't.

• 54:38Speaker 02

  Come back, baby.

• 54:39Speaker 01

  I'm here. But I do like to open Band-Aids.

• 54:43Speaker 02

  I'm fine with Band-Aids.

• 54:44Speaker 01

  And a big fat Band-Aid. I like those too. The ones that are like circles.

• 54:48Speaker 02

  I like the Band-Aids, the like waterproof ones that are like foam.

• 54:52Speaker 01

  They're see-through?

• 54:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 54:53Speaker 01

  Yeah, they, bro, those don't go anywhere.

• 54:55Speaker 02

  I know, dude, those are good.

• 54:56Speaker 01

  You ever put a Band-Aid on like your Achilles and you and like a week later, you're like, oh, fuck.

• 55:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, I for- I forget Band-Aids often.

• 55:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's so disgusting too, because I would almost not, I would almost rather find a log of shit in a pool than a Band-Aid. Finding a Band-Aid on a pool is disgusting.

• 55:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, absolutely. I'm with you there.

• 55:17Speaker 01

  I've been.

• 55:17Speaker 02

  The worst, I will say this, we for a while ago, we did a Bean Boozled video for Standing Out of Studios.

• 55:22Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 55:23Speaker 02

  The worst one, people will be like, oh, the worst one's puke or dirty dishwater or uh spoiled milk. The worst one was used Band-Aid. By far the worst.

• 55:35Speaker 01

  I ate the puke one and that one's pretty bad.

• 55:37Speaker 02

  No, the used Band- you didn't have the used Band-Aid, because it's either, I remember it was like either pomegranate or used bandage. And I'm, I love pomegranate.

• 55:47Speaker 02

  It was not.

• 55:47Speaker 01

  Do you like the smell of Band-Aids?

• 55:51Speaker 02

  Little baby bit.

• 55:52Speaker 01

  I don't hate it, but I wouldn't eat it. You know what I really like? Ace bandages. I used to wrap my arms up for no reason.

• 56:00Speaker 02

  Joey did do that. I remember that.

• 56:01Speaker 01

  I used to just grab it and be like.

• 56:03Speaker 02

  With no re- like, just no scientific like.

• 56:06Speaker 01

  No.

• 56:07Speaker 02

  Reason or knowledge on how to properly.

• 56:10Speaker 01

  Probably damaging, let's be honest.

• 56:11Speaker 02

  I remember I legitimately, when I got my knee surgery, I I needed like ace bandages and stuff like that. And I had like a big one. This thing was like a carpet.

• 56:19Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:20Speaker 02

  Okay, and I remember I was, they were like, you know how to put this on? I was like, yeah, and I went to put it on and they they like stopped me like quickly, like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like I had my finger on the nuke button.

• 56:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:29Speaker 02

  And they were just like, you're supposed to wrap around, like if it's your knee, you're supposed to wrap above and below it.

• 56:36Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:36Speaker 02

  Not your knee.

• 56:37Speaker 01

  And not cr- going across the knee.

• 56:39Speaker 02

  Crunching my knee together.

• 56:40Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 56:41Speaker 02

  Oh, man, there was always.

• 56:42Speaker 01

  Doing that.

• 56:43Speaker 02

  There was always that kid in high school that would show up with like an ace Band- that was like hurt, you know, just for sympathy. They had crutches and they were just like, oh. Slid too hard.

• 56:51Speaker 01

  You know, people that were faking injuries with crutches?

• 56:54Speaker 02

  Not faking it, it's a thing that people like, everyone knew that kid that always had like an ace bandage or like, I imagine we were out of high school at the point this came out, but like kinetic tape. And stuff like that, like they were always hurt.

• 57:06Speaker 01

  I did do that once with a brace. On my hand.

• 57:12Speaker 02

  What?

• 57:12Speaker 01

  I forgot, like, I like. I don't even know if this is an actual injury, but I, it felt like I like jammed my wrist.

• 57:19Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 57:19Speaker 01

  Cause I like fell and like my wrist was hurting. So I was like, oh, and so I had my mom take you to the store and I wore this brace. That like keeps your wrist.

• 57:29Speaker 02

  I know what you're referencing, yeah.

• 57:30Speaker 01

  So I used to wear that in school and just be like, yeah, I don't know, I'm just like hurt.

• 57:33Speaker 02

  Oh, I had legit braces for legit injuries.

• 57:36Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 57:37Speaker 02

  Dude, I was.

• 57:38Speaker 01

  You were crutched up?

• 57:39Speaker 02

  I was the king. I had a key for the elevator in my high school.

• 57:42Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 57:43Speaker 02

  I was living it up, baby.

• 57:44Speaker 01

  Did you ever give anyone a free ride?

• 57:46Speaker 02

  I'm sure I did, knowing me.

• 57:48Speaker 01

  Yo, get it, get it.

• 57:49Speaker 02

  Knowing me, just like.

• 57:52Speaker 02

  You know, girl, just be like, yeah, I got this.

• 57:54Speaker 01

  Don't walk, you shouldn't walk, you're too pretty to walk.

• 57:57Speaker 02

  Let me, I can only be a gentleman this way right now.

• 58:01Speaker 01

  What does that mean?

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Like I couldn't walk them to class.

• 58:05Speaker 01

  But I'll elevate you to class.

• 58:06Speaker 02

  Were you, were you like?

• 58:07Speaker 01

  I'll walk you to class?

• 58:08Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:09Speaker 01

  Did not have time.

• 58:10Speaker 02

  Oh, really?

• 58:10Speaker 01

  I had a really, it was a big high school.

• 58:12Speaker 02

  My junior and senior year, I was so like in close with all the, the staff at my school that like, I could be in the hallways with other people and maybe get in trouble and I'd be like.

• 58:23Speaker 02

  Cool.

• 58:25Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 58:25Speaker 02

  I walked into, it was my junior year of high school. There was a girl that I liked and I just, in the middle of her class, just walked into the class. And handed her a lollipop. The teacher was just like. What are you doing?

• 58:40Speaker 01

  Handed her a lollipop?

• 58:41Speaker 02

  Hell yeah, dude.

• 58:42Speaker 01

  What are you, Willy Wonka? The fuck is that?

• 58:45Speaker 02

  No, because I found.

• 58:45Speaker 01

  Did you say anything?

• 58:46Speaker 02

  I found out one thing about her and it was that she liked a very specific lollipop, so I went.

• 58:50Speaker 01

  Which one was it? You remember, I know you remember.

• 58:52Speaker 02

  Strawberry blow pop.

• 58:53Speaker 01

  Oh, that's a good choice, she's got good taste.

• 58:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 58:55Speaker 01

  Is that the best one? Watermelon.

• 58:57Speaker 02

  Watermelon, watermelon, cherry.

• 58:58Speaker 01

  Up there though.

• 58:59Speaker 02

  Watermelon, cherry, strawberry, grape, green apple.

• 59:03Speaker 01

  I didn't love the.

• 59:03Speaker 02

  And then like, there's like the big fat ones, remember that they had, they were like the, the, they were also.

• 59:08Speaker 01

  Double pop.

• 59:09Speaker 02

  They were, yeah, it was like.

• 59:09Speaker 01

  Double chunk, chunky pop! It's a poop.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  I wonder if he does that if it like if like the Costco guy's dad it like bleeds into the rest of his life. She's like, honey, are you feeling her? You've been in the bathroom for a while. He's like, I got a double chunk chocolate shit.

• 59:28Speaker 02

  Chocolate poopy. Ah ha ha.

• 59:33Speaker 01

  Yo, the Rizler liked our video.

• 59:34Speaker 02

  Did he? We're in.

• 59:36Speaker 01

  I mean.

• 59:37Speaker 02

  We're in dude.

• 59:38Speaker 01

  Yeah, we're locked in. To Illuminati, because that's where he's going.

• 59:41Speaker 02

  Is he?

• 59:42Speaker 01

  He has, he must. Where are you gonna go?

• 59:44Speaker 02

  I mean.

• 59:45Speaker 01

  He's just, he's, it's too hot.

• 59:47Speaker 02

  Let's get him in here. We'll give him the pieces necessary to defend himself well against Baby Gronk.

• 59:52Speaker 01

  He's got a father, so I think. You know they're not related, right?

• 59:56Speaker 02

  Baby Gronk and Baby Rizler?

• 59:58Speaker 01

  No. Well, yeah, I think you're. Also, when we posted that, there were so people, so many people in the comments like, I don't know what's going on.

• 1:00:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:00:06Speaker 01

  But no, the, the, the Rizler kid is not related to.

• 1:00:09Speaker 02

  The Costco guys. Yeah, I know that. I'm very tuned into the Costco verse.

• 1:00:12Speaker 01

  Okay.

• 1:00:13Speaker 02

  Alright, I know about everyone. I know about Jersey Joe. I know about all of them. Okay?

• 1:00:19Speaker 01

  Jersey Joe.

• 1:00:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, Mama Justice is in there. Like, I, I'm, I'm very keyed. I'm dialed into the Costco verse, okay? Honestly, shout out to Jersey Joe, man. Just gonna say this. Borderline insulting, we haven't been invited to at least dip our toes into the Costco verse.

• 1:00:37Speaker 01

  Boom!

• 1:00:38Speaker 02

  Dude, you know how big a boom that the basement boys would bring?

• 1:00:42Speaker 01

  Boom the roof off that whore.

• 1:00:44Speaker 02

  Boom, a basement boy boom?

• 1:00:48Speaker 02

  You nuts?

• 1:00:48Speaker 01

  A double basement boy boomerrific boom. Ah ha ha ha.

• 1:00:55Speaker 01

  That's mad funny.

• 1:00:56Speaker 02

  Dude, we would be.

• 1:00:58Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:00:59Speaker 02

  We have talked about.

• 1:01:00Speaker 01

  I haven't even been to Costco in years.

• 1:01:01Speaker 02

  We've talked about this family too much over the last four weeks.

• 1:01:05Speaker 01

  By the way, just to clue anyone in.

• 1:01:08Speaker 02

  We don't know them. We don't know them. But they're like, there's, there's these two kids that are like

• 1:01:14Speaker 01

  eleven, twelve.

• 1:01:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:01:15Speaker 01

  And they make videos with their dad. Or one of them makes a video with their dad in Costco and they like write stuff in Costco.

• 1:01:20Speaker 02

  Yeah, and it's like kinda wholesome.

• 1:01:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 1:01:25Speaker 01

  But there is this.

• 1:01:26Speaker 02

  For now.

• 1:01:29Speaker 01

  We're waiting for the thirty for thirty to come out.

• 1:01:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, exactly. We're waiting for the Demi Lovato-produced documentary about it. Did you wa- did you watch that?

• 1:01:37Speaker 01

  She made a documentary?

• 1:01:38Speaker 02

  About child stars. Might wanna watch.

• 1:01:41Speaker 01

  Oh, oh, oh.

• 1:01:41Speaker 02

  Might wanna watch.

• 1:01:42Speaker 01

  That was a hard pivot there, buddy. About, was it about her?

• 1:01:46Speaker 02

  It was about her. Christina Ricci's in it. Kenan Thompson's in it.

• 1:01:49Speaker 01

  Christina Ricci?

• 1:01:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, she was a child star.

• 1:01:51Speaker 01

  I know. I just, I didn't... Is it about like, eh, the dark side of...

• 1:01:57Speaker 02

  There's some stuff in there.

• 1:01:58Speaker 01

  I bet there is.

• 1:01:59Speaker 02

  There's some stuff.

• 1:02:01Speaker 01

  Hollywood's a horrible place. Keep the Rizler in, uh, fucking...

• 1:02:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, protect the Costco-verse.

• 1:02:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:02:07Speaker 02

  You know, we don't need...

• 1:02:08Speaker 01

  Costco-verse.

• 1:02:08Speaker 02

  We don't, we, we wanna protect it. It's pure-

• 1:02:10Speaker 01

  When was the last time you went to Costco?

• 1:02:14Speaker 02

  Not that long ago. Within the last calendar year, I would say.

• 1:02:18Speaker 01

  I, I, I, I... I haven't been in a long time. Well, I'm not allowed. I'm not a member.

• 1:02:24Speaker 02

  Love Costco.

• 1:02:25Speaker 01

  If I had to go buy a TV, I'm going to Costco, though.

• 1:02:28Speaker 02

  Um, okay. I mean, but, or, or go and get the abundance of other stuff that they have.

• 1:02:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know, they have everything.

• 1:02:35Speaker 02

  Really cool business model, too. Chicken is a loss leader, gets people in the door, it's good quality chicken.

• 1:02:39Speaker 01

  Chicken is a loss leader?

• 1:02:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, chicken is, it's, there's something in the retail world known as the loss leader, where basically they underprice something in order to just to get more people in there, and then while they're in there, you can increase basket size and stuff like that.

• 1:02:51Speaker 01

  God damn.

• 1:02:52Speaker 02

  I remember, baby.

• 1:02:53Speaker 01

  Target boy.

• 1:02:54Speaker 02

  I'm coming back. I'm coming back.

• 1:02:56Speaker 01

  I, my eye doctor was there.

• 1:02:58Speaker 02

  That's sad.

• 1:02:59Speaker 01

  It's cra- how is that sad?

• 1:03:01Speaker 02

  Get a real eye doctor, dude.

• 1:03:02Speaker 01

  Well, no, I don't. I still don't, actually. Where do I go? Oh, I have my, I have to, bro, I am in my thirties. If I need more contacts, I gotta call my mom, like, "Take me to Costco."

• 1:03:10Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 1:03:11Speaker 01

  So we got a nice little playdate.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  No, but you know what? Don't, don't. Your mom probably likes that a lot.

• 1:03:15Speaker 01

  She doesn't.

• 1:03:16Speaker 02

  And when you're there, does she offer to buy you stuff?

• 1:03:18Speaker 01

  No.

• 1:03:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, you're too rich. That's it. Smart. Liz, you're very smart.

• 1:03:23Speaker 01

  Buying me shit.

• 1:03:24Speaker 02

  She saw your forty million dollar house that you sent her, that's why.

• 1:03:27Speaker 01

  You keep, now, this is a new rumor that you wanna start, that I'm, I'm looking at forty million dollar-

• 1:03:31Speaker 02

  You have a two hundred and ninety-five million dollar valuation.

• 1:03:34Speaker 01

  Yeah, I wish. That'd be nice.

• 1:03:35Speaker 02

  That would be really nice.

• 1:03:36Speaker 01

  That would be nice. Why am I just repeating that?

• 1:03:40Speaker 02

  It would be nice. It would be nice to have Washington on your side.

• 1:03:46Speaker 01

  Oh, see, I don't even know that song.

• 1:03:50Speaker 01

  That was good though.

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Gotcha baby.

• 1:03:51Speaker 01

  But yeah, man, shout out to, yeah, that was so funny you said Jersey Joe though. Is that like a hometown hero for you guys?

• 1:03:56Speaker 02

  No, fuck, well, I don't know, I don't want to talk shit. He seems like a nice guy. He can dance really well, he might beat the dog shit out of me too.

• 1:04:01Speaker 01

  The guy could, he can move.

• 1:04:03Speaker 02

  People that dance that well probably can also fight well because he can do like a splint and like Johnny Cage punch me in the nuts.

• 1:04:11Speaker 01

  Have you ever watched the UFC, like, I don't.

• 1:04:15Speaker 02

  How you like connecting those two? It's like, bro, I gotta, I'm telling you, man, they're, they're, he's got it, the Costco verse, they're, they're, they're growing, man. They're like the NWO at this point in time, they might fucking.

• 1:04:27Speaker 01

  The Wolf Pack is back. Yeah, I feel like, uh, but isn't it crazy how the internet can just create these stars now?

• 1:04:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:36Speaker 01

  Well, like, you know what I'm saying, for like a niche thing.

• 1:04:38Speaker 02

  Did you see fucking, uh, Hawk 2, like, hard launched her boyfriend and he's like.

• 1:04:44Speaker 01

  What?

• 1:04:45Speaker 02

  Blowing up now, yeah.

• 1:04:46Speaker 01

  Really?

• 1:04:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:04:48Speaker 01

  That's great.

• 1:04:49Speaker 02

  We are truly in the end of times, folks.

• 1:04:51Speaker 01

  Did you, the sentence you just said.

• 1:04:54Speaker 02

  Dude, Hawk 2 just hard launched her boyfriend, Pookie.

• 1:05:01Speaker 01

  Yo dude, did you hear that Hawk 2 hard launched her boyfriend, Pookie?

• 1:05:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. This is what, I'm interested to hear what fucking the Costco verse has to say about that.

• 1:05:13Speaker 01

  Yeah, right.

• 1:05:14Speaker 02

  You know, and now.

• 1:05:15Speaker 01

  We give Pookie a doo- a, oh no.

• 1:05:18Speaker 02

  Oh, maybe they do give him a doom.

• 1:05:20Speaker 01

  I don't, I don't want to give him the doom, I know the guy.

• 1:05:22Speaker 02

  But I'm, you're not be, you're being the AJ, you know?

• 1:05:26Speaker 01

  Boom.

• 1:05:27Speaker 02

  I'm just telling you now, man.

• 1:05:29Speaker 01

  Crazy.

• 1:05:30Speaker 02

  Just look out, we've, we've spoke nothing but good things about them, we have maybe suggested that maybe there's a little bit of darkness there, but everyone's got a little.

• 1:05:38Speaker 02

  You know, he's a pro wrestler too, you know that, right?

• 1:05:41Speaker 01

  Current?

• 1:05:42Speaker 02

  He was like an indie wrestler and like he's gonna be.

• 1:05:44Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, you told me that.

• 1:05:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, dude's gonna be wrestling. He'll fucking hit me, he'll.

• 1:05:49Speaker 01

  Definitely put him on like WWE.

• 1:05:51Speaker 02

  Well, no, he's, he's doing a match with AEW.

• 1:05:54Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 1:05:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:55Speaker 01

  Wow.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:05:56Speaker 01

  Dude, and then bring out the Rizler and just, uh.

• 1:05:59Speaker 02

  The Rizler, like, fucking, yeah, he's like.

• 1:06:03Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, and he's like.

• 1:06:07Speaker 01

  Yeah, that's it, that's it, that's all you need to do.

• 1:06:09Speaker 02

  That's all you need, that's the move.

• 1:06:10Speaker 01

  Man, I'm exhausted.

• 1:06:12Speaker 02

  The Double Trump Chocolate Moon Salt!

• 1:06:14Speaker 01

  Yeah. Yo. What a world we're living in.

• 1:06:20Speaker 02

  It's fun! I'm just saying now, if we don't get a call from the Costco verse,

• 1:06:23Speaker 01

  Yeah, I know.

• 1:06:24Speaker 02

  We're starting our own.

• 1:06:25Speaker 01

  I mean, you put it out there, the bait's in the water.

• 1:06:27Speaker 02

  The bait is in the water!

• 1:06:28Speaker 01

  Can the shark smell the blood is what we're wondering. We don't know.

• 1:06:32Speaker 02

  We don't know.

• 1:06:32Speaker 01

  We don't know, but we're gonna find out.

• 1:06:33Speaker 02

  We shall, but... Thank you guys for hanging out, I assume we're done, right? Go check the show out at The Basement Yard on all forms of social media and on Patreon, at patreon.com/thebasementyard. Uh, you get more of us, you can get more of us early, you can get more of us, we're planning to do some stuff, Joey dropped some little hints, if you're, if you're a patron, you might have heard something that's a little big at one of the end of the episodes, so go check it out, thank you so much, you can find me at FAlvarez8085 on Twitter for as long as the world continues to turn, I guess, and then the Frank Alvarez in all the forms of social media, love you babies.

• 1:07:04Speaker 01

  Uh, and you guys can, uh, still go get some of that, uh, tour merch at tbytourmerch.com, so, get it while you can, and, uh, you guys can go follow me at Jose Anigato, and go follow the show at The Basement Yard on TikTok and Instagram, and that is all, see you guys next time.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  Boom!

• 1:07:20Speaker 01

  Kinda scared me.