#196 - Nick Mullen

Nick Mullen returns to the pod to discuss his pathetic childhood fantasy, the key missing ingredient from new action movies, Casper Van Dien, Starship Troopers, hitting the steam room at the gym, Spider-Man and superhero movies, typewriters being performative, his upcoming tour dates, only touring again so he can hook up with guys on the road, and much more. Nick and Stav help callers including a guy considering getting a job at a data center to pay down his high student debt, and a fit woman with a tiny frame who discovered her boyfriend's feeder kink. See Nick Mullen on tour: https://www.mull.dog/live-shows Follow Nick Mullen on social media: https://www.instagram.com/mulldogforever https://www.tiktok.com/@mulldogforever https://x.com/nycguidovoice Thanks to our sponsors!! Visible - https://www.visible.com/ SWITCH NOW! Twisted Tea - https://www.twistedtea.com/locations Keep It Twisted!! ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Stav's new special Uncle Stav on Netflix (Sept. 8): https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 01

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• 1:30Stavros Halkias?

  Folks, we have an incredible episode coming up with my pal Nick Mullen. But before we get to it, I just want to let you know, I want to remind you, next week, Uncle Stav comes out on Netflix, September 8th. I'm so proud of it, I worked really hard on it. Everybody here at Stavvy Baby Enterprises worked very hard for three years of our lives. Please watch it, it would mean the world to me. It is the number one way you can support me. It would mean so much, please, right now it's on Netflix, check, you know, whatever, like add it to your list, I don't, I should have researched what, but just go click on it, it's on the coming soon, say you're pumped for it, and go see our buddy Nick, he's on the road right now, I'm very excited, my boy's back doing stand-up again, so he plugs his

• 2:12Stavros Halkias?

  dates in the episode, but just enjoy a nice, a nice little episode of Stavvy's World, starting right now. I am actually, welcome, fuck you, Elvis. Welcome, everybody, to Stavvy's World, 904-800-Stav. Call in on the visible hotline, we will solve all your problems. Did I nail it? You nailed it, dude. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

• 2:40Speaker 03

  We might have to change where we normally put the over, yeah, there you go.

• 2:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, there you go.

• 2:46Speaker 03

  That's it. A little lower?

• 2:48Stavros Halkias?

  No, it's not fat. Fat news, we don't do the news. I mean, I guess, I guess we could do fat news, I would love to be the fat news anchor.

• 3:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:02Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, there's a lot of fat news, we were just talking about.

• 3:03Speaker 03

  Breaking news, and then the chair, just.

• 3:05Stavros Halkias?

  That would be good. The Baconator is back.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  The chair is the news that broke.

• 3:13Stavros Halkias?

  We have our buddy Nick Mullen on the couch.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  Hello.

• 3:17Stavros Halkias?

  He's back on the road, folks.

• 3:19Speaker 03

  I am.

• 3:20Stavros Halkias?

  He's got little newsy caps now.

• 3:21Speaker 03

  I do, I know, I finally, I'm old enough.

• 3:24Stavros Halkias?

  Irish enough, old and Irish enough?

• 3:25Speaker 03

  Well, I think it's more like a nerd thing, kind of. Like, you kind of have to be old enough where, like, I'm not into tabletop games, but I could be.

• 3:35Stavros Halkias?

  You really could be, unfortunately.

• 3:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that is true.

• 3:38Speaker 03

  And I don't, the one missing aspect is you need the big-titted, big-titted, fat, kind of, you know, maybe 30%, 30 BMI, 35 BMI girlfriend.

• 3:50Stavros Halkias?

  Absolutely.

• 3:51Speaker 03

  And then she's just a pair of tits, that's all she is. And then you hang out at the coffee shop, you've got a staff with a jewel on top, maybe it's a skull.

• 3:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  And you give advice to everyone.

• 4:01Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 4:02Speaker 03

  And it's completely.

• 4:03Stavros Halkias?

  You're like a mage.

• 4:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, like a guy that, there used to be a store in the mall called like Fire and Ice.

• 4:09Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 4:10Speaker 03

  Have you ever seen one of those?

• 4:11Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that, at, they had it at, not East Point, White Marsh Mall.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 4:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:17Speaker 03

  And it's, and it's just like a dragon made out of.

• 4:19Stavros Halkias?

  Basically, it's, it's like, it's like, they got mad at Hot Topic, like, commercializing their thing, basically.

• 4:26Speaker 03

  Right.

• 4:27Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? They're like, well, that's all the cheap stuff, we're, we're, this is actual fandom.

• 4:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then I guess probably George R.R. Martin, like, he was sort of the Highlander of those types of guys.

• 4:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 4:38Speaker 03

  And so the rest of them, like.

• 4:39Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that's the problem, you're not fat enough to be this guy, is the problem.

• 4:42Speaker 03

  I know, but my clothes look like I was fat.

• 4:45Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm.

• 4:46Speaker 03

  So I'm like a post Ozempic.

• 4:49Stavros Halkias?

  This guy has to be like skeletal and 6'4" or up, or he has to be fat and short. No.

• 4:56Speaker 03

  That's me.

• 4:57Stavros Halkias?

  No, you're short.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Well, I've combined both, I'm short and skeletal.

• 5:00Stavros Halkias?

  No, that doesn't.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  I hit both.

• 5:02Stavros Halkias?

  You lose all the aura if you're fucking short and skeletal, you have to be wide as fuck. And yeah, if I had that cap, honestly, dude, if I had that cap and I'm at that fucking, I'm at that, at that Fire and Ice, bro, no one's even looking.

• 5:15Speaker 03

  I've lost so much weight, I've been lying to my girlfriend and adding weight to my weight, so that she doesn't feel bad.

• 5:20Stavros Halkias?

  Because you could wear, like, women's slacks at this point.

• 5:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, a woman's business suit.

• 5:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Yeah, I guess I haven't looked at your body, you're looking live.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  I'm the, I'm the CEO of Fire and Ice.

• 5:33Stavros Halkias?

  Dude, I, I do think, I.

• 5:36Speaker 03

  No, I've, I've lost mad weight, because I mean, I stopped, well, I stopped lifting weights, and then I was a vegan for like 18 months, and then I was an alcoholic for 13 months after that. So the common, and there was overlap, but basically lost all my muscle mass, testosterone dropped way.

• 5:54Stavros Halkias?

  Through the floor.

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Through the floor in my mid-30s, and then I got a second cat.

• 5:59Stavros Halkias?

  Okay.

• 6:00Speaker 03

  And so.

• 6:01Stavros Halkias?

  So now, I see, this is how people try it, before they bulk? Before they like, this is like the cut?

• 6:07Speaker 03

  There's not going to be any bulk.

• 6:08Stavros Halkias?

  But what I'm saying is, no, no, you're just trying to get purely fat now.

• 6:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.

• 6:14Stavros Halkias?

  You're becoming George R.R. Martin.

• 6:16Speaker 03

  No, I did that.

• 6:17Stavros Halkias?

  You did it already?

• 6:18Speaker 03

  I did that.

• 6:19Stavros Halkias?

  I missed that, I didn't miss you getting fat.

• 6:20Speaker 03

  I didn't, well, that's the thing, I had lost so much weight, my shirts got bigger, so people can't really tell, because I've got a small frame anyways.

• 6:24Stavros Halkias?

  You do.

• 6:25Speaker 03

  So.

• 6:26Stavros Halkias?

  You have a petite frame.

• 6:27Speaker 03

  I do, yeah, and then.

• 6:28Stavros Halkias?

  And shop at the section of the women's store called Juniors, Little Misses.

• 6:33Speaker 03

  Do they have a juniors section in the women's?

• 6:36Stavros Halkias?

  Little Misses.

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Isn't there like a juniot, or?

• 6:38Stavros Halkias?

  Juniet.

• 6:39Speaker 03

  Juniors for, juniors for guys.

• 6:41Stavros Halkias?

  What do they have, Elvis?

• 6:42Speaker 03

  There's no, there's no like, this is my daughter Stephanie Junior.

• 6:45Stavros Halkias?

  This is my daughter, she's in the juniors section?

• 6:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, because we just, I mean, it could be, but we just assumed that like, no woman will ever do anything good enough that her daughter would be named after her. Like, the bar is set so low.

• 6:59Stavros Halkias?

  Women straight up don't get juniors, ever.

• 7:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's never going to be a second or a third.

• 7:03Stavros Halkias?

  They can never in history, a woman remarkable enough, name her daughter after her. It's like, hey, if a woman does something good, that becomes a man's name now.

• 7:14Speaker 03

  Right, yeah.

• 7:15Stavros Halkias?

  So like, Robin, maybe Robin was a lady.

• 7:18Speaker 03

  But then it cycles back.

• 7:19Stavros Halkias?

  She named her son Robin.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  The other way, if a man sucks, then they get the, like Beverly, that used to be a guy's name.

• 7:24Stavros Halkias?

  Beverly's a guy's name.

• 7:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, Ashley.

• 7:26Stavros Halkias?

  Ashley was such a fucking loser.

• 7:27Speaker 03

  Ashley, Courtney, and then they get dumped over.

• 7:30Stavros Halkias?

  Well, Courtney, you could still be a jacked black guy. You could still be.

• 7:34Speaker 03

  Well, there's really just that one.

• 7:35Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no, they, in.

• 7:37Speaker 03

  What happened to Courtney Fearington?

• 7:39Stavros Halkias?

  Well, Courtney Fearington.

• 7:40Speaker 03

  He's a woman now.

• 7:41Stavros Halkias?

  That would be nominative.

• 7:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's just, you know, my name, and so I figured, wasn't really my choice.

• 7:48Stavros Halkias?

  Just every black guy named Courtney has to become a woman.

• 7:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I guess it's not really up to me. No, but what was I talking about? Oh, yeah, no, I got, I got pretty, I got pretty fat.

• 8:01Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you didn't.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, I wasn't like morbidly obese, but I mean, I got fat enough that I got, my liver was fucked up.

• 8:08Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow, okay.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  So that was the motivation.

• 8:10Stavros Halkias?

  No, that is true, you, I don't think you can handle being obese, because you're, you get, you have health problems at this.

• 8:15Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 8:16Stavros Halkias?

  Weight.

• 8:17Speaker 03

  I just got new glasses, $800 now.

• 8:20Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 8:21Speaker 03

  For, for an eye exam and new frames.

• 8:24Stavros Halkias?

  Damn.

• 8:25Speaker 03

  That's how bad inflation is.

• 8:26Stavros Halkias?

  Do they suck you off at the end, too?

• 8:27Speaker 03

  And then.

• 8:28Stavros Halkias?

  Do you get a happy ending with that?

• 8:29Speaker 03

  No, literally the week after, I can't see out of this eye anymore.

• 8:33Stavros Halkias?

  Damn.

• 8:34Speaker 03

  No, I'm kidding, but I can't read out of it anymore.

• 8:38Stavros Halkias?

  Isn't that worse somehow? Doesn't that mean it's neurological? You can see, but you can't read out of your left eye?

• 8:45Speaker 03

  No, it's not like I see the words, and I'm illiterate, but.

• 8:48Stavros Halkias?

  You read them, they fucking look like Chinese script.

• 8:51Speaker 03

  It's like blurry up close, so I guess I need bifocals in this eye, and then, but no, I reversed, my liver is healthy now, because I got into running.

• 8:59Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, interesting.

• 9:01Speaker 03

  Which was very painful early on, but now I'm like, yeah, I'm completely emaciated.

• 9:06Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, because I'm not going to run and lift weights, so it's not happening.

• 9:09Stavros Halkias?

  No, dude, well, that's what I'm saying, you've gotten back to zero, and now if you put weight on, it's pure fat. It's the opposite of a bulk to keep muscle on.

• 9:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe.

• 9:18Stavros Halkias?

  Now you go lollipop.

• 9:19Speaker 03

  That's what happened, I already, because I was, I was lean and muscular, then I got, I did vegan plus alcoholic, lost all the muscle, was rail thin.

• 9:28Stavros Halkias?

  And you're eating what, a lot of Oreos, I would guess?

• 9:30Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, a lot of that.

• 9:32Stavros Halkias?

  French fries and Oreos?

• 9:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, my bullshit diet and stuff.

• 9:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, hell, yeah.

• 9:36Speaker 03

  And then.

• 9:37Stavros Halkias?

  Coconut ice cream, coconut cream ice cream.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then I haven't really put much effort into it, I just kind of like track calories and stuff, and I've slowly lost weight since January, but, yeah, no. Not, not gonna, not gonna, not gonna lift weights. I do think, I don't even want to get my testosterone, actually, the doctor wouldn't even let me.

• 9:56Stavros Halkias?

  He wanted you to get it tested.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, should we get it, should we check that? And he was like, no.

• 10:00Stavros Halkias?

  Nah, don't worry about it.

• 10:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, okay. Don't you love racking up testing stuff? And he's like, yeah, no.

• 10:08Stavros Halkias?

  Nah, you're too gay.

• 10:09Speaker 03

  Not that one, I'm going to hit you on the knee with a hammer, I'm going to charge you a million dollars for it.

• 10:13Stavros Halkias?

  You do get an old, I mean, I had an old-ass doctor who was clearly just doing.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  My doctor's Akash thing, that's.

• 10:20Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. Where do you find him? Sock Doc?

• 10:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 10:26Stavros Halkias?

  Find a random ass doctor.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Just right outside of the Flagrant 2 studio.

• 10:29Stavros Halkias?

  After he got publicly cucked, he had to go into medicine?

• 10:33Speaker 03

  Right, I was like, he said, I quit, and he walked out the door, I'm like, take a look at this.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  What's his red mark in my asshole?

• 10:43Speaker 03

  Okay, stethoscope on it. Well, it sounds okay. And then I fart and then he's like bleeding.

• 10:50Stavros Halkias?

  Ears fucking.

• 10:54Stavros Halkias?

  Really, that happened?

• 10:55Speaker 03

  Because in their religion, that is the voice of God. And you're never, you can't listen to it.

• 11:00Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think that's true. I'm not, I'm gonna go ahead and mark, put my disagreement on the record that I don't think that is true.

• 11:08Speaker 03

  You're not allowed to hear the voice of God in.

• 11:10Stavros Halkias?

  I don't believe the voice of God in, I don't know which one you're claiming he is, but I don't believe that the guy farting through his stethoscope. I am going to say that.

• 11:20Speaker 03

  Queef nu.

• 11:22Stavros Halkias?

  Queef nu. Eight pussy, it's all hands, but it's eight pussies in the hands? That would be kind of fucking awesome, actually.

• 11:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, there's seven hands and they're all wiping.

• 11:32Stavros Halkias?

  Hmm. Interesting, interesting. So you get the cleanest hole.

• 11:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 11:38Stavros Halkias?

  That would be nice, dude. Eight hands fucking washing you down.

• 11:42Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 11:43Stavros Halkias?

  I would love to get scrubbed, scrubbed down.

• 11:45Speaker 03

  By which one is it?

• 11:47Stavros Halkias?

  Uh.

• 11:48Speaker 03

  Is that Vishnu?

• 11:49Stavros Halkias?

  I think it's Vishnu. I just would love to get bathed as a grown man. That would be nice.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 11:54Stavros Halkias?

  I've seen a lot of stuff my nephew's been up to.

• 11:56Speaker 03

  You can have, you can make that happen.

• 11:59Stavros Halkias?

  I guess I would like it to be platonic. I guess I would like my dick not to get hard, because if like, if I was bathed now by a woman, my dick would get hard.

• 12:07Speaker 03

  Somebody relayed to me a story of you roasting them and he's, I don't want to like dox him or, but you know, John Mulaney's a, like, I guess he produces stuff for him, his buddy, the Greek guy, taller.

• 12:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, of course.

• 12:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, he just told me, he talked to you and he was like, my dream is to have a, like the rotisserie thing, like the lamb thing. And you're like, your dream is to have seventy five dollars.

• 12:33Speaker 03

  Because people do that. They'll say, my dream is, and then it's like something completely fucking attainable.

• 12:37Stavros Halkias?

  Well, that was the thing.

• 12:38Speaker 03

  What you're imagining is you as a different person.

• 12:40Stavros Halkias?

  That is true, because like, right now, you go to a restaurant supply store, get the fucking spit right now. And that, to me, that was me, first of all, he was a Greek brother. And I want, that was me wanting him to understand he could do it right now.

• 12:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 12:54Stavros Halkias?

  Because even when I was broke, I was doing fun shit like that.

• 12:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 12:57Stavros Halkias?

  You know, I would always, I would have shit, I, you know, I was saving before, like, as we were, as I was broke as fuck, I would be like, I would like set aside money for like bongs. You know what I mean? Like, I would have no money.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  You would prioritize.

• 13:10Stavros Halkias?

  And then I would buy like a Wolverine bong.

• 13:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 13:13Stavros Halkias?

  Just because it was funny.

• 13:14Speaker 03

  That was the way I thought when I was like twenty, twenty one, because it was like, anytime I had saved up money, speeding ticket, car accident.

• 13:22Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 13:22Speaker 03

  You know, murder trial, criminal defense attorney.

• 13:25Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, of course.

• 13:26Speaker 03

  Child pornography.

• 13:27Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, of course. Having to argue that it was, you had ironic terabytes of child pornography on your laptop.

• 13:35Speaker 03

  I was doing research into how horny child pornography could make me.

• 13:40Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you had that hilarious website, childporn.saxy.

• 13:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, and I'm, and I will never forgive the FBI for scaring me away from renewing it. That was like, that, it was like the fucking.

• 13:53Stavros Halkias?

  That was so funny.

• 13:54Speaker 03

  Stars aligned in the worst way, that that was up for renewal the week the FBI came to my house to ask me about material support for ISIS. And so I was like, oh, cancel, cancel, cancel, they're mad. And then they were like, do you know any Muslim people? I'm like, so this isn't about the child pornography?

• 14:11Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, this isn't, wait, the FBI is not knocking on my door because of my website, childporn.saxy? It's about my links to Islamic terrorism?

• 14:27Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck, man, that's so fucking funny.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 14:29Stavros Halkias?

  And the conceit was, folks, that Mullen was.

• 14:31Speaker 03

  It's like, well, you know how they got like Al Capone on Taxi Babe? I'm like, oh, that's what's gonna take me down.

• 14:38Stavros Halkias?

  A little dalliance with the fucking, the Mujahideen.

• 14:43Stavros Halkias?

  Why did they think you were, you, I remember this was, didn't they come to somebody else's house too? What, what was it? Why did the FBI?

• 14:51Speaker 03

  No, they just came to my house.

• 14:52Stavros Halkias?

  I remember that. It was very funny. That was, I mean, that was when we first started Come Town, wasn't it?

• 14:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, well, it was, I mean, you know, everyone knows the story. Nobody knows who I am. None of this audience has any idea who I am. They're like, that's not George R R Martin. That guy didn't work at Fire and Ice.

• 15:13Stavros Halkias?

  It was called Fire and Ice, though, even though George R R Martin's books were, weren't they the Ballad of Ice and Fire or some shit?

• 15:20Speaker 03

  Something like that. I'm sure he just took the name from the store.

• 15:22Stavros Halkias?

  From the store.

• 15:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it is funny, because those guys, you see him, he's fat, he's bearded, and you're like, wow, this is some mythical guy. And it's like, it's a fat guy from New Jersey. It's just, it's just some.

• 15:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 15:35Stavros Halkias?

  It's just a guy from New Jersey that wasn't Italian.

• 15:38Speaker 03

  Kurt had that bit about him, when he found out George R R Martin was from Bayonne.

• 15:42Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, man.

• 15:42Speaker 03

  And he's like, do you understand, he's like, I'm from Jersey, do you understand the level of bullying? That probably went into that guy's life, that he had to retire so deep in his mind that he invented an entire fantasy world?

• 15:54Stavros Halkias?

  You're so fucking right, dude.

• 15:57Speaker 03

  Well, it's Kurt's bit.

• 15:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, shout out to Kurt, Kurt Metzger. Which one was that on? Was that on?

• 16:01Speaker 03

  I just remember seeing him do it when we worked together. I don't even recall if that's on White Precious.

• 16:05Stavros Halkias?

  White Precious was good as well.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  That's, that's probably my favorite special last fifteen years of, in the fifteen years of the four comedy specials I've watched. That one's up there.

• 16:16Stavros Halkias?

  It's that.

• 16:17Speaker 03

  That's in the top five out of the four.

• 16:18Stavros Halkias?

  It's that, it's, I've seen Marlon Wayans' COVID special.

• 16:22Speaker 03

  Oh, that's right, we watched that during the, during, when we were in the cabin, yeah.

• 16:26Stavros Halkias?

  The Wayan, Marlon Wayans is one of the great, one of the great performers of our era. We just rewatched White Chicks, dude, it's just.

• 16:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:34Stavros Halkias?

  Like, I think if I had to pick one movie and it's like, make, make me laugh or I'll kill you, I think I might choose White Chicks. I don't think like, anyone could sit through that movie and not crack at least a smile.

• 16:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:49Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it wouldn't be like some shit.

• 16:51Speaker 03

  I just wish they had a scene where they, the white chicks had to go undercover as black guys, so they put a second layer of makeup on. And then they look like them, but their heads are too big. They look like Leatherface from fucking Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

• 17:06Stavros Halkias?

  It's what their characters consider black guys to be.

• 17:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:10Stavros Halkias?

  So we get the Wayans brothers getting to act like.

• 17:12Speaker 03

  And they can't really handle that, so we get Ralph Fiennes and, you know, Jeremy Irons to go in blackface, and then in whiteface, and then in blackface again. And then they do it.

• 17:23Stavros Halkias?

  So they, we start with Ralph Fiennes and I, Jeremy Irons?

• 17:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 17:27Stavros Halkias?

  And so just to play the base character, we put them in light, just one coat of.

• 17:32Speaker 03

  They would be playing Sean and Marlon.

• 17:34Stavros Halkias?

  I see, I see. So I see. So then, they're playing Sean and Marlon playing black guys. Being played by the white guy, white chicks.

• 17:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:44Stavros Halkias?

  Beautiful, beautiful.

• 17:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:45Stavros Halkias?

  I love that.

• 17:47Speaker 03

  The first layer is completely transparent.

• 17:49Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.

• 17:52Speaker 03

  And the next one is just the movie White Chicks, and then the third layer is.

• 17:56Stavros Halkias?

  That's where the magic really happens.

• 17:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 17:58Stavros Halkias?

  I love that, man.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  Exponential acting.

• 18:03Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck. Yeah, so that, you know, I fuck with that, and then I guess, I guess I haven't really seen any other specials. White Precious, Marlon Wayans, all of, Marlon Wayans also did the slap special.

• 18:16Speaker 03

  You know what I think? You need to talk to Netflix about this.

• 18:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, hit me up.

• 18:19Speaker 03

  They need to go, they need to do cooking specials. Like, there's no, I mean, I'm sure it still exists on TV, but like, imagine like, an hour long Justin Wilson special. You know, or like a Paul Prudhomme special.

• 18:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 18:33Speaker 03

  Or Emerald.

• 18:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  I mean, I named two guys that are dead. Emerald might be dead too.

• 18:37Stavros Halkias?

  Emerald's still kicking.

• 18:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:39Stavros Halkias?

  But I see what you're saying.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  Right.

• 18:40Stavros Halkias?

  Matty Matheson, for example.

• 18:42Speaker 03

  Right, exactly. Just an hour of a guy cooking.

• 18:44Stavros Halkias?

  I would watch the fuck.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  I would prefer if they were Cajun.

• 18:47Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:49Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, yeah, I think Cajun would be nice. I think, I think they should, I think what would be fun to do is, they should have infomercials on Netflix that you can watch. Like, remember Chef Tony? Did you ever, were you a big Chef Tony guy? Elders, did you fuck with Chef Tony? Also, the Slap and Chop was another one.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  I remember Slap Chop.

• 19:07Stavros Halkias?

  But Chef Tony almost had like dinner parties, and he was kind of like a Paul F Tompkins character. Of, it was kind of like some comedian doing a, a fat chef character.

• 19:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:20Stavros Halkias?

  And I literally would watch it, like, I just liked watching a fat chef, and he would have like a dinner party. And I would be like, waiting for football to come on, when I skipped church, when I, you know, when my parents let me skip church, when we'd got to the age where I was like, God's not real.

• 19:34Speaker 03

  You would skip church to watch cooking shows.

• 19:36Stavros Halkias?

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• 21:40Speaker 03

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• 22:06Stavros Halkias?

  Did you have a favorite infomercial? Were you crushing? It feels like you're a kid.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  I'm trying to, you know what I, you know what I used to love? I was gonna bring up a second ago is, do you ever get into TV Carnage?

• 22:15Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 22:16Speaker 03

  TV Carnage, and I'm trying to remember the name of the guy. And I think he might still do stuff with Adult Swim. I'm not sure, but it was a guy that would put together these like, TV Carnage was sort of like found footage fest or whatever, but they, he would do these like,

• 22:32Speaker 03

  I guess you call them like video collages of old, just like from archives of like early 90s VHS tapes of network television, but it would be infomercials. And then they would all have a theme and it would cut rapidly between all of them.

• 22:45Stavros Halkias?

  I wonder if it's the guys, I feel like Ben's worked with them before.

• 22:48Speaker 03

  I would, I would not be surprised.

• 22:50Stavros Halkias?

  I wonder if it's our boy Dimitri who's done.

• 22:52Speaker 03

  It's a guy, he's Canadian, I think.

• 22:54Speaker 04

  Eric Beckles.

• 22:55Speaker 03

  That sounds right.

• 22:56Speaker 04

  Adult Swim and Hot Package.

• 22:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 22:58Stavros Halkias?

  What the fuck, what about Chef Tony, you fucking piece of shit? You, you jumped right on fucking Mullins history research. What about mine? Was Chef Tony a real fucking guy?

• 23:08Speaker 04

  He began working in Brooklyn at a pizzeria at 16, where he started tinkering with, and developing kitchen tools.

• 23:15Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, are you reading? The biography on his website, on his website?

• 23:20Speaker 03

  He's like the Dead Ringers of, uh.

• 23:24Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, via IMDb?

• 23:26Speaker 04

  By 18, he was pitching products for legendary pitchman Ron Pop-Pale. How do you say his name?

• 23:33Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, oh, the guy who did the like spray in the back, Ron Papai? How do you spell it?

• 23:40Speaker 04

  P O, yeah, P O P E I L. He's, he's the fucking rotisserie guy.

• 23:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ron Papai. I don't know how the fuck you say that name. May he rest in peace.

• 23:50Speaker 04

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 23:51Stavros Halkias?

  He had a little, he had the little bald spot thing that I never got, but I remember being a fat.

• 23:55Speaker 03

  Spray paint.

• 23:56Stavros Halkias?

  It's basically spray paint, but I think it worked. I think it works though. Ron Papai would not, Papai would not fucking steer you wrong, bro.

• 24:04Speaker 04

  So his pitchman career really took off at 18. So, you know, I don't think.

• 24:08Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, so Chef Tony's been a pitchman before he was ever a chef. So he's kind of like Andrew Dice Clay. He's, he's a character.

• 24:15Speaker 04

  Something like that.

• 24:15Stavros Halkias?

  It's a character that took him to the greatest heights imaginable. For Andrew Dice Clay, Madison Square Garden. For Chef Tony, the noon Sunday infomercial slot. That's a good slot because it's before football. You know, you got a lot of people settling in, learning.

• 24:30Speaker 03

  So I'm confused. What did he sell? Or did he just be like, call in to see my dinner?

• 24:38Speaker 04

  Miracle Blade and world-class knives.

• 24:40Stavros Halkias?

  The Miracle Blade, of course. How could I forget the Miracle Blade? We're just doing so much advertising, free advertisement for shitty products right now.

• 24:49Speaker 04

  The Turbo Roaster.

• 24:51Stavros Halkias?

  Excellent.

• 24:52Speaker 04

  Slice and chop.

• 24:53Stavros Halkias?

  You know, I will say it pisses me off. He didn't have a little bit more of a culinary career. I really, I am kind of pissed that I fell for.

• 25:00Speaker 03

  The only infomercial guy I remember like in detail is the Gazelle freestyle guy.

• 25:06Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 25:06Speaker 03

  Tony Little.

• 25:07Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah. And he had that fucking, he had that awesome.

• 25:09Speaker 03

  And then I, you know, I feel like we, there's absolutely no way we haven't talked about 100% of this before.

• 25:15Stavros Halkias?

  Who gives a fuck? Podcasting sucks, dude.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  It does, yeah. It does. I'm finally free of it. It's like, I come back and it's like, what's been on your mind for the last 18 months? Nothing.

• 25:27Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, oh boy, can't wait to get these two together. I'm sure they have a deck of five years worth of stuff to talk about.

• 25:34Speaker 03

  Literally nothing. You got the.

• 25:35Stavros Halkias?

  Chef Tony, I used to fucking like Chef Tony.

• 25:40Speaker 03

  You got everything. My liver was kind of fucked up for a little bit. That's it. That's the only thing that's happened. I read half of a book called Snow Crash and I told everyone it was great. I stopped paying attention. I read, I read the first maybe a hundred pages and I was like, this is cool. Then I, you know, every book where you get into it and you're like, who the hell is this guy?

• 26:00Stavros Halkias?

  I was, yeah, yeah. Well, I did that with a Japanese like, like, uh.

• 26:05Speaker 03

  You're into Frisetta now though. You got that coffee? Did somebody get that for you?

• 26:08Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, I, Hillary got it. Shout out to Hillary Ann Duhar, who has totally designed the fuck, and Court, Hillary and Court have totally designed our studio. And, and Hillary got some nice Frisetta shit. Although I was all, look, I know you, you had.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  I'm not, I'm not, I'm not gatekeeping. I'm happy to hear it.

• 26:29Stavros Halkias?

  But I love Frisetta. I mean, that is just exactly, it's like action movie, if action movies were painted.

• 26:35Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 26:36Stavros Halkias?

  And that's why I fucking love them. They're jacked. The ladies have huge tits.

• 26:39Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 26:39Stavros Halkias?

  You like to imagine yourself as a boy, like, we've talked in the past about how I really thought I was like, as a little kid, I thought I was like sexy. Like I thought I was, I legit thought I was John Stamos as a little kid.

• 26:52Stavros Halkias?

  The, the flip side, when you're feeling dangerous though?

• 26:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:55Stavros Halkias?

  When you're feeling like a badass?

• 26:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 26:57Stavros Halkias?

  You feel like you're in a Frisetta.

• 26:58Speaker 03

  I told, I told my girlfriend, she laughed in my face. I had this like recurring fantasy.

• 27:04Speaker 03

  This is good.

• 27:06Speaker 03

  When I was in like second or third grade, that I would like imagine like, like the street I grew up on. And it's me and like five kids from school. We all have leather jackets. And we walk down the street and we're twirling, gay, just leather cap.

• 27:21Stavros Halkias?

  I know jokes, thinking about the same shit.

• 27:23Speaker 03

  We're twirling chains. I'm in the front. We're in a V formation.

• 27:26Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  And we're five.

• 27:28Stavros Halkias?

  Cause I love, you know why that's totally true?

• 27:30Speaker 03

  None of those guys were friends with me in school.

• 27:36Stavros Halkias?

  You know what's funny? Yours is a little fucking more pathetic. I came up with just like not real guy, like just out of Central Casting tough guys.

• 27:45Speaker 03

  Right, yeah. And then people are gonna be like, oh, I hope those five-year-olds don't have gay sex with me.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  Five-year-olds walking around. And then it wouldn't even be nighttime. It would be like 2:00 PM.

• 27:57Stavros Halkias?

  During the day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 27:59Speaker 03

  I couldn't even imagine we're like a dangerous nighttime game.

• 28:02Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 28:02Speaker 03

  We're just kind of casually twirling our chains.

• 28:05Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you know why that's absolutely true is because the V is also taken from, uh.

• 28:10Speaker 03

  Birds.

• 28:11Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, from the, from the Mighty Ducks. So it's like a child's, it's like a child's amalgam of like cool shit. For me, it was like, I thought that way and then Hook, I loved Hook. And so to me, I was like, I'm one of the fucking Lost Boys.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  Have you ever seen the Korean version of that movie?

• 28:30Stavros Halkias?

  No, I have not. I'm gonna, I'm gonna claim it's real so that you weren't making a joke. And we're gonna move on before you tell me what the title is. Anyway.

• 28:42Speaker 03

  Well, his name's still Peter Pan.

• 28:49Stavros Halkias?

  Like I said, I haven't seen it. I'll have to check it out. But then we'll move on.

• 28:56Stavros Halkias?

  But the Lost, Rufio, of course. You wanted to be Rufio. But then, yes, there was something about that classic greaser.

• 29:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:03Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe it was Newsies, maybe it was, you know, which is, you know, I don't know what it was. Literally.

• 29:09Speaker 03

  No, it was like, in my head, yeah, it was like Rob Halford, you know? Like my ass completely exposed.

• 29:17Speaker 03

  Just a stud.

• 29:18Stavros Halkias?

  Shout out to Rob Halford, man. It's so awesome that metal is just gay because one guy happened to be so fucking gay.

• 29:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:25Stavros Halkias?

  And before they realized it, they're like, whoa, this is a cool way to dress.

• 29:29Speaker 03

  I got, I got into fantasy art because I started talking to a drag queen that I made friends with on Facebook, like 15 years ago.

• 29:37Stavros Halkias?

  Hell, yeah.

• 29:38Speaker 03

  He would do this like crazy makeup.

• 29:39Stavros Halkias?

  That's so sick.

• 29:40Speaker 03

  And then, yeah, we started talking about metal and fantasy art.

• 29:43Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome.

• 29:43Speaker 03

  It's like, yeah, it's, it's gay, it's funny, and it's dangerous.

• 29:47Stavros Halkias?

  It's literally gay and funny. Cause it's like, everyone is so ripped.

• 29:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:51Stavros Halkias?

  And it's like, everyone is so beautiful, but it's not quite sexual.

• 29:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:56Stavros Halkias?

  It's like almost beyond.

• 29:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:58Stavros Halkias?

  You know, which is almost like, gay guys have sort of like moved past actual sex.

• 30:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:03Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it's more just worshiping each other's bodies and shit like that.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have a, I have a huge, I got it in Woodstock. I have a huge Tom of Finland coffee table book. And that one's a masterpiece. Prize possession.

• 30:17Stavros Halkias?

  That's so fucking awesome. Your girlfriend's like, put it, uh, my parents should come over. I don't care. It stays on the coffee table.

• 30:25Speaker 03

  Oh, no. And my dad came and stayed and we made him look at it and he was like all upset.

• 30:32Stavros Halkias?

  For shelter, you have to look at this gay art, dad.

• 30:38Stavros Halkias?

  Or you have to sleep on the streets.

• 30:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was gonna make it myself, but I wanted like a nineteen seventies style like, like kids lunchbox with the matching thermos, but Tom of Finland.

• 30:49Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome.

• 30:51Speaker 03

  I could have that on the shelf.

• 30:52Stavros Halkias?

  Just big ass nipples.

• 30:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 30:54Stavros Halkias?

  You could make a water bottle where it is like a guy's protruding.

• 30:58Speaker 03

  The thermos would be the hard part. The box is just a sticker.

• 31:01Stavros Halkias?

  Box is easy.

• 31:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 31:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's why I'm saying, would you want to do some design where it's black? It is a literal black and white nipple you're sucking on.

• 31:09Speaker 03

  On the thermos? Aesthetically, I would like it to be like the nineteen eighties.

• 31:14Stavros Halkias?

  I know what you mean. It's a completely different aesthetic.

• 31:16Speaker 03

  Thermos and lunchbox combo rather than like a novelty cup or something.

• 31:20Stavros Halkias?

  What I'm talking about is.

• 31:21Speaker 03

  Something you'd get at Regal cinemas when you're going to see.

• 31:23Stavros Halkias?

  To see the Tom of Finland movie. The big nipple soda that you could suck on.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  I was just in Atlanta last weekend and I went to go, you know, there's a Regal right next to the hotel. So I was like, maybe I'll go see a movie. And then I didn't because Spider-Man is two and a half hours long, which is like, what the fuck are we doing?

• 31:43Stavros Halkias?

  Give me a nice two.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Call your family.

• 31:45Stavros Halkias?

  Give me a nice two hours.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  Not even two, it's Spider-Man. It should be fifty minutes long.

• 31:54Speaker 03

  Why?

• 31:54Stavros Halkias?

  You just want to watch three episodes of a cartoon.

• 31:56Speaker 03

  I don't want to see, I don't need two and a half hours of Spider-Man.

• 31:59Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 32:00Speaker 03

  He's a man, he's a spider. That's ten minutes.

• 32:03Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, so.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  He's got a girlfriend, that's twenty minutes. If he gets pussy from her, she'll die. Ten more minutes.

• 32:10Stavros Halkias?

  Setting that up, yeah.

• 32:11Speaker 03

  Grandma dies, whatever aunt.

• 32:12Stavros Halkias?

  Right, Aunt May.

• 32:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:14Stavros Halkias?

  Aunt May, it's not an old story. Well, what about fighting the bad guy? How many fights do you want in a Spider-Man movie?

• 32:22Speaker 03

  You just tie him up and bite him. Five minutes.

• 32:27Stavros Halkias?

  You're a spy. Tie up and bite.

• 32:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:29Stavros Halkias?

  His villains.

• 32:30Speaker 03

  You make a web outside of his house. And then he walks out.

• 32:34Stavros Halkias?

  And you suck him from his life force slowly.

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, yeah, like a spider would.

• 32:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That would be fucking cool if Spider-Man did shit like that.

• 32:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:43Stavros Halkias?

  Does it, yeah, apparently he's in Die, isn't Mary Jane or some shit? They've messed with the story very, were you ever a Spider-Man guy?

• 32:50Speaker 03

  I mean, I like the.

• 32:51Stavros Halkias?

  The cartoon was fun.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  Uh, I don't remember the cartoon, but the, you know, the original, or like Spider-Man kind of.

• 32:58Stavros Halkias?

  The Tobey Maguire?

• 33:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, Spider, that first Spider-Man movie was the reason, because you remember in the nineties, they tried to make all of those comic book movies and they didn't really work.

• 33:07Stavros Halkias?

  Well, they had, they felt almost like super low budget. Like I remember seeing a Captain America and it was just like, it was like a guy punching people like.

• 33:15Speaker 03

  I mean, the big ones I remember were, I mean, obviously Dick Tracy.

• 33:18Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 33:18Speaker 03

  And then the Phantom, the Shadow.

• 33:23Speaker 03

  What were the other? I mean, I guess the Mask.

• 33:25Stavros Halkias?

  Well, those are all, those are all post Batman.

• 33:28Speaker 03

  Opposed to Tim Burton.

• 33:29Stavros Halkias?

  The Tim Burton Batman. So they were like, oh, maybe it's comic books, not realizing it's just fucking superheroes.

• 33:34Speaker 03

  But the Spider-Man one was like, oh, this could be for adults who are mentally enfeebled.

• 33:41Stavros Halkias?

  No, the first one was good.

• 33:42Speaker 03

  It was good, but I mean, it's Spider-Man.

• 33:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:46Speaker 03

  You're watching the Spider-Man.

• 33:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I agree with you.

• 33:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 33:51Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe they should have put more tits in those, you know? That's a big problem. There's never any like, was there a single superhero movie with tits in it? I don't think so. And that seems to be like a real big miss. If you're gonna make these adult themes, right? If these are gonna be for fucking adults, like an eighties action movie, you at least get like one pair of tits for a second.

• 34:13Speaker 03

  Does Starship Troopers count? I know that's not a comic book, but there's tits in it.

• 34:17Stavros Halkias?

  There's a lot of tits in that.

• 34:18Speaker 03

  And it's close.

• 34:19Stavros Halkias?

  That is good. And everyone, everyone cast in that does look like pornography actors.

• 34:24Speaker 03

  I do like.

• 34:25Stavros Halkias?

  Casper, what's his name? Casper, the main guy looks like a gay porn actor.

• 34:29Speaker 03

  Devon Sawa?

• 34:30Stavros Halkias?

  No, that's not him, is it?

• 34:31Speaker 03

  In Casper?

• 34:33Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no, the guy's name is Casper.

• 34:35Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 34:37Stavros Halkias?

  Right, in Starship Troopers?

• 34:40Stavros Halkias?

  Jesus Christ.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  That doesn't make sense. Aren't they all from Argentina?

• 34:43Stavros Halkias?

  I think the guy's real name is Casper.

• 34:45Speaker 03

  No.

• 34:46Stavros Halkias?

  But maybe I've completely made that up.

• 34:49Speaker 03

  Casper Robert Van Dien?

• 34:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude, I fuck. Wait, for real?

• 34:54Speaker 03

  I don't know.

• 34:55Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, is that the character or the fucking actor's name?

• 34:57Speaker 03

  That's the guy.

• 34:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, the real guy's name is Casper. Kind of a nice pull. I don't know where I picked that up from. I don't know where I remember Casper is fucking.

• 35:05Speaker 03

  Well, because you had a crush on him.

• 35:08Speaker 03

  It's the only thing you remember. You're like, yeah, I guess there was tits in that movie, but Casper.

• 35:14Stavros Halkias?

  I'm sorry, you think I get horny to the name of the guy? The guy who I have a crush on?

• 35:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, he can slip into my bedroom at night like a ghost. He can come through the wall.

• 35:25Stavros Halkias?

  I don't want the real guy named Casper to slip through my walls and fuck my ass like a ghost.

• 35:31Speaker 03

  Friends with benefits with ghosts.

• 35:33Stavros Halkias?

  I like the chicks in that movie. I like that you saw what's her faces and tits. Uh, it was Charlie Sheen's wife.

• 35:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, Denise Richard.

• 35:40Stavros Halkias?

  Denise Richard shows her tits.

• 35:41Speaker 03

  And what you like about her is her, the part of her last name that doesn't have the S on it.

• 35:47Stavros Halkias?

  Richard, which can colloquially be named Dick? Is that what you mean?

• 35:54Stavros Halkias?

  So you think the two people I get horny for in Starship Trooper.

• 35:57Speaker 03

  Denise penises. No, no one said that.

• 36:07Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I hate the first name, but the second part of the name sounds awesome.

• 36:11Speaker 03

  Now there's cum all over the back, the back of the head of the lady in front of you.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Denise penises.

• 36:20Stavros Halkias?

  When I read the name on the thing, it doesn't say penises at all?

• 36:27Speaker 03

  Just staying for after the credits to see if any of the guys are naked in the outtakes?

• 36:31Stavros Halkias?

  You know, it's crazy. Not only is that not what I do, that's actually what you do.

• 36:35Speaker 03

  No.

• 36:38Speaker 03

  We already established, I go to the movies, I asked the, I asked the seventeen year old behind the counter, what's the runtime on that? And then they have to Google it on their phone and they tell me, which I could do myself.

• 36:48Stavros Halkias?

  Right. No, no, you have to let them know.

• 36:51Speaker 03

  And then I go, and then I go, that's too long. And I make it like as if it's their fault.

• 36:56Stavros Halkias?

  That's what happens where you start wearing that hat.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, that's what I said. I went to, I went to Regal and they've got like a Super Troopers two novelty cup.

• 37:03Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 37:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's got like a mustache and sunglasses and a hat. It's like, I don't even, it's not.

• 37:08Stavros Halkias?

  They've made everything, yeah, unruly.

• 37:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 37:11Stavros Halkias?

  They're showpieces.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  It's unruly, unwieldy.

• 37:13Stavros Halkias?

  Unwieldy fucking popcorn buckets. It's like the Odyssey one was the Trojan horse. It's like, who the fuck is opening up the horse to eat fucking popcorn?

• 37:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:21Stavros Halkias?

  Just give me a fucking bucket.

• 37:22Speaker 03

  Did you see The Odyssey?

• 37:23Stavros Halkias?

  Haven't seen it yet.

• 37:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 37:24Stavros Halkias?

  I'm waiting to see it. Actually, I need to fucking, I need to just beg and see if somebody will just give me a ticket to seventy millimeter IMAX. Because I've been waiting to see it that I shot the special, which comes out next week, by the way, folks. And go see Nick. We, the whole point of this is he's on tour.

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Well, that's not the whole point.

• 37:42Stavros Halkias?

  It's true, it's true. But I do, we want to get the word out. Go see Nick. You're all over the fucking place. Sell really well.

• 37:49Speaker 03

  So, uh, now I don't know when this comes out, but next it's Orlando.

• 37:53Stavros Halkias?

  I think at the end of August.

• 37:54Speaker 03

  Okay, so none, forgetting, I don't even remember what the schedule is for September.

• 37:58Stavros Halkias?

  We'll figure it out. We'll fucking put.

• 37:59Speaker 03

  Philly, Philly.

• 38:01Stavros Halkias?

  Nickmullen.gay.shows.

• 38:03Speaker 03

  That's it, yeah. Philly, Albany, Syracuse.

• 38:08Speaker 04

  Raleigh, Washington DC, Indianapolis.

• 38:11Stavros Halkias?

  Beautiful.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  Fort Worth, Austin, Buffalo, all in October and November.

• 38:14Stavros Halkias?

  Look at that.

• 38:16Speaker 04

  And September too, sorry. Philly, Syracuse, Albany, Pittsburgh.

• 38:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:20Speaker 04

  Lumbasinci.

• 38:21Stavros Halkias?

  Excellent.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 38:22Stavros Halkias?

  Go see Nicholas on tour. Uh, it's not an excuse to hook up with guys on the road away from his girlfriend. That's not why he's doing it.

• 38:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:33Stavros Halkias?

  That's not it. If you're a guy who looks like Casper, who Nick has a crush on.

• 38:37Speaker 03

  Can you cut that part? Let's cut there and then we'll start over. This is a way for me to hook up with guys on the road.

• 38:44Stavros Halkias?

  The, doesn't really care about comedy for the, actually an excuse to be a closeted homosexual, a practicing closeted homosexual. Because what, what is it really being a closeted homosexual if you're not having sneaky gay sex? To be closeted, don't you have to be practicing?

• 39:01Speaker 03

  By definition, yeah.

• 39:03Stavros Halkias?

  But if you just don't have sex, are you even closeted at the time?

• 39:08Speaker 03

  I don't know. Do you think we're ever gonna get to a point where it's not even like a different thing to be gay? There's just gay sex and then you're just a guy?

• 39:16Stavros Halkias?

  I think so at some point, because you see it with, you know where you start to see it? With like.

• 39:21Speaker 03

  Greek people.

• 39:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, in ancient Greece, it had come onto this, actually, that's, that's, that's an example of society where gayness went out of control. And like Sparta, it's so fucking funny. Those guys literally just fuck each other's asses. And then they kind of kept their women in like a pen like cows. And you, every once in a while you'd be like, ah, I have to go fuck my wife to have an air.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  Like, and it might be true, so I don't know, but like, we're like conservatives will blame like historical societal collapses on like, oh, it's because they let people have gay sex. It's like, there wasn't anything else, like the war.

• 40:00Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:00Speaker 03

  Like they made coins the wrong way.

• 40:04Speaker 03

  There wasn't any other thing that happened. Because you look at it now and like, you know, America is cooked. We're done.

• 40:11Stavros Halkias?

  For sure.

• 40:12Speaker 03

  We're done.

• 40:12Stavros Halkias?

  For sure.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  And, but we are also like, you can, you know, every, we're inventing new types of gay.

• 40:17Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  But there isn't a one-to-one relationship between that and like, starting a stupid war with Iran.

• 40:24Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 40:25Speaker 03

  You know?

• 40:25Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I think it's just.

• 40:26Speaker 03

  But in a thousand years, people are gonna be like, they were letting men play women's sports.

• 40:30Stavros Halkias?

  Right, that's right.

• 40:31Speaker 03

  They're like, really? Didn't have anything to do with the Jews?

• 40:36Speaker 03

  Some people will say that, but they'll get fired.

• 40:38Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, of course. Yes, yes. I think, I think like, the more a society gets good, the more you're allowed to, you have time to figure out how gay you are. You know what I mean? Like when you're just in the fields all day, twelve hours, you either think, you're either thinking.

• 40:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, but they're fucking out in those fields. You're out of your fucking mind if you think those guys weren't.

• 40:58Stavros Halkias?

  Well, they were doing it just to purely blow off steam amongst each other.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:01Stavros Halkias?

  But they didn't even, it didn't.

• 41:02Speaker 03

  That's how they made the steam. Everything was steam powered back then.

• 41:06Stavros Halkias?

  The steam engine?

• 41:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:09Speaker 03

  That's where the term running a train comes from, is actually there was ten guys in the tube part.

• 41:14Stavros Halkias?

  The cheapest form of labor was Chinese guys having gay sex on trains.

• 41:18Speaker 03

  The tube part of an old timey train is filled with guys fucking each other.

• 41:22Stavros Halkias?

  Shoveling like winks into a furnace and fucking each other to keep the Titanic going.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  The steam that came off of them. Yeah. I was in the steam room at, uh, at the Lifetime Gym in Atlanta. There's only, there was one Indian guy in there, completely naked, and then sitting in a way you shouldn't sit while naked, which was like.

• 41:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like crossing his legs.

• 41:45Speaker 03

  Crossing his legs.

• 41:46Stavros Halkias?

  Highlights.

• 41:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, with all his balls are spilling out.

• 41:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  And then it's like, just like fupa's draping in between his legs and, you know, I'm like, alright.

• 41:56Stavros Halkias?

  And that.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  And then, I was in there and then I go to leave and he's like, uh, my friend, sir, can you please press the button? And just the way he said it, I was like, there's no way I'm pressing that fucking button. You're gonna have to uncross your legs, get up, press the button on your own.

• 42:10Stavros Halkias?

  You cannot show me that much of your asshole.

• 42:12Speaker 03

  You know, expect me to re-steam the room.

• 42:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 42:16Speaker 03

  Not happening.

• 42:16Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 42:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:17Stavros Halkias?

  I know, dude, I went to, I was in, I was in a sauna and a guy was just like laying, kind of, and was, was not looking to do gay shit, was just a guy who was in the sauna for clearly, he got annoyed when anybody else would use the sauna, pretending it's like his, and he literally just sprawled, and his dick, he was on the second level, and his dick was just right at eye height.

• 42:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's.

• 42:39Stavros Halkias?

  You couldn't, and it was like the center of the room, it was like how the fucking, uh, the Sistine Chapel, it's got that vanishing point.

• 42:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 42:46Stavros Halkias?

  And everything, huh?

• 42:48Speaker 03

  There is a penis in the middle of it.

• 42:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, and everything kind of tracks from there.

• 42:51Speaker 03

  And then a guy's trying to touch it.

• 42:56Stavros Halkias?

  This guy's cock was the focal point of the fucking sauna. And he was a, he was a weird Dutch guy, and then a lady came in, and she got naked in a, in like a aggressive European way.

• 43:06Speaker 03

  Where, where was this?

• 43:08Stavros Halkias?

  This was in Amsterdam.

• 43:09Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 43:09Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 43:10Speaker 03

  Cause the saunas are not coed anywhere.

• 43:12Stavros Halkias?

  Which I will, I like that, that, it was a little Starship Trooper vibes in, in Amsterdam where it's like, look, take your tits out, you take your cock out, we're just people, no one's fucking.

• 43:21Speaker 03

  Well, now I go back on, cause that's the other thing, they say, oh, Europe's collapsing, cause they let in all these immigrants, but then Europe's doing stuff like that, and it's like, you know, the sauna is, you're in there to get your heat shock proteins.

• 43:32Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 43:33Speaker 03

  Not the.

• 43:34Stavros Halkias?

  Not to see tits?

• 43:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:35Stavros Halkias?

  But what I'm saying is, it, it's kind of nice, cause I didn't even register them as tits.

• 43:40Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 43:40Stavros Halkias?

  I was there just to get the heat. She was just naked in a way that was like all business.

• 43:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 43:46Stavros Halkias?

  Which I kind of respected, I was like, huh. I don't even want, my dick isn't even thinking about getting hard.

• 43:51Speaker 03

  Amsterdam, home of Anne Frank.

• 43:54Stavros Halkias?

  Really?

• 43:54Speaker 03

  I wonder if they had a sauna in there. You ever see how big the secret annex was? No, I mean.

• 44:00Stavros Halkias?

  Blur out, blur out what he did with his hands.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  I mean, it's not, first of all, not much of a fucking secret, obviously.

• 44:07Stavros Halkias?

  Right. She got got, yes.

• 44:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, right, and then also in annex, it was like, it was like a five-story brownstone.

• 44:14Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, wow.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  You may, and they, you read it and you're thinking like, oh, it's a attic that you're in, no, it's a whole other building, behind the building.

• 44:22Stavros Halkias?

  I never read it, cause like, I was too bummed after reading like, a couple other Holocaust things.

• 44:27Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 44:28Stavros Halkias?

  And I was like, I think I got it. I think between Night and Mouse, I'm good.

• 44:33Speaker 03

  Night Mouse.

• 44:34Stavros Halkias?

  Night, not Night Mouse.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  He wrote a comic book called Night Mouse.

• 44:40Stavros Halkias?

  That would be fucking awesome.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:42Stavros Halkias?

  Honestly, a comic book where, an Inglourious Basterds version of Mouse,

• 44:46Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:46Stavros Halkias?

  where the mouse becomes Night Mouse, and he kills all the fucking Nazi cats.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 44:51Stavros Halkias?

  That would be fucking awesome. I like when they.

• 44:54Speaker 03

  Isn't that what Fievel Goes West is?

• 44:56Stavros Halkias?

  Kind, I love Fievel Goes West. Does he kill Nazis in that? I don't think so.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  I think that's what they, isn't that, wasn't there an original Fievel that was like that?

• 45:04Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, that's pretty fucking sick.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  And then American Tale is the sequel?

• 45:07Stavros Halkias?

  Uh-huh. Oh, yeah, cause they come from Europe or whatever.

• 45:10Speaker 03

  When I got fat and my hair was a little bit longer and I had mutton chops, I looked like Tiger. From, I looked exactly like Tiger from Fievel Goes West.

• 45:18Stavros Halkias?

  Dude, mutton chops fat with that hat would be awesome, dude.

• 45:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, that was.

• 45:22Stavros Halkias?

  It's a shame you'll never fully get fat as shit, cause of your body dysmorphia, cause you would make a great fat guy.

• 45:27Speaker 03

  I don't have body dysmorphia, I just, I, I'd never really had my sights on gaining two or three hundred pounds.

• 45:35Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, it's your disorder, it's your disorder that keeps you this, this unhealthy weight.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  No, it was kind of nice that I, that the fucking, the governor went off, like, when I was just getting, like, cause if I had gotten any fatter, then it would've been, that would've been it. It would've been, you know, I'm like middle-aged now, you're not gonna.

• 45:57Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, yeah. No, but I, I.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  And the damage is done, like, I'm in shape now, but I look like a fucking, you know.

• 46:03Stavros Halkias?

  See, this is the body dysmorphia. You look fine.

• 46:07Speaker 03

  Well, I'm just, I'm kind of, just, I'm, like, my body looks very tired.

• 46:10Stavros Halkias?

  You sure, sure, sure, yeah, yeah, but I think you could snap back into it, fast.

• 46:15Speaker 03

  I just don't care to.

• 46:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:18Speaker 03

  That's what I mean, it's, all that stuff goes away, you get old enough and everything, then it's your joints.

• 46:23Stavros Halkias?

  You're sort of resigned to where you are, is that what you're saying?

• 46:26Speaker 03

  Uh, well, it's like, what's the fucking point? I'm gonna be dead before I know it.

• 46:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 46:31Speaker 03

  Even if I live healthy, it's like, you know, I can't, where the fuck, how the fuck am I forty years old?

• 46:37Stavros Halkias?

  You got another forty in you, though.

• 46:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that's gonna go by like that.

• 46:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, you're right.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  You know?

• 46:43Stavros Halkias?

  You're right.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  I just gotta like.

• 46:45Stavros Halkias?

  And it's gonna be worse, every year's gonna be worse.

• 46:47Speaker 03

  Right, I mean, but I got like, I got five more iPhones in me.

• 46:52Stavros Halkias?

  Hold on.

• 46:53Speaker 03

  That's like, that's it.

• 46:54Stavros Halkias?

  Ten years.

• 46:55Speaker 03

  That's not ten years, you hold, you get an iPhone every two years?

• 46:58Stavros Halkias?

  I think that's pretty standard.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  That's crazy.

• 47:00Stavros Halkias?

  Let's say three, that's twelve years or whatever, fifteen?

• 47:04Speaker 03

  I don't, I go until they're like, they don't, you can't get the, you know, the upgrade.

• 47:08Stavros Halkias?

  I see, I see.

• 47:09Speaker 03

  Or the new, the new, uh.

• 47:10Stavros Halkias?

  You still got the fucking bullshit, uh.

• 47:13Speaker 03

  I have a fifteen now, but that's because I had like a ten or something before.

• 47:16Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, alright, alright.

• 47:17Speaker 03

  I wait a while.

• 47:20Speaker 03

  I'm gonna hang on to my MacBook forever, that thing's great. MacBook Air.

• 47:25Stavros Halkias?

  I like a MacBook Air, brother.

• 47:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:27Stavros Halkias?

  I do need a new fuck, I need a nice new fucking laptop, I've, I've sullied my, I, here's how fucking lazy I am, I don't wanna, I want a home laptop and an office laptop.

• 47:36Speaker 03

  I do that. Yeah, so at the office, I use, I use like a, like web client or something, the office has nothing in it.

• 47:43Stavros Halkias?

  Just writing.

• 47:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's.

• 47:44Stavros Halkias?

  I love that.

• 47:44Speaker 03

  And then if I ever start fucking around, I leave, so that place is like just for work.

• 47:49Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck, dude, would it be too performant to be a fucking typewriter guy with that little hat?

• 47:52Speaker 03

  One hundred percent, absolutely not. There's, uh.

• 47:56Stavros Halkias?

  Get a typewriter and a little fuck.

• 47:58Speaker 03

  You know.

• 47:58Stavros Halkias?

  Where do you have the pipe?

• 47:59Speaker 03

  Do you know, you might wanna blur his name, he's fine, but then he lived with a friend of ours, do you know him?

• 48:06Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think so.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Uh, he's, uh, but he lived with a friend of ours and, um, they were roommates and the roommate got a typewriter, and he would take videos, like, recording the sound of the typewriter in his room and send it to everyone.

• 48:20Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, my god, dude. Yeah, I mean, it's ridiculous to use a fucking.

• 48:25Speaker 03

  You can't use a fucking typewriter, and it slows you down, too.

• 48:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 48:28Speaker 03

  They're like not ergonomic.

• 48:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna fucking, yeah, I want a little fucking, to write my, to write my, the white clumps screenplay that I'm trying to get off the ground. I wanna get the white clumps, I wanna do, I do wanna do.

• 48:43Speaker 03

  It's called, it, the subtitle is, look what they found on my blood work.

• 48:48Speaker 03

  Look what the doctor found on Stav's blood work.

• 48:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, maybe a fat camp movie, I got some fucking ideas. I got some fucking ideas.

• 48:58Speaker 03

  Heavyweights is masterpiece.

• 49:00Stavros Halkias?

  So good.

• 49:00Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:01Stavros Halkias?

  It's so fucking good.

• 49:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:03Stavros Halkias?

  What about a reboot, um, I actually, yeah, I would love to write the sequel to fuck, the reboot to Heavyweights.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:10Stavros Halkias?

  Tony Perkus, I'm Tony, you know what, I'm gonna save this. Actually, it's too good to fucking put over the air.

• 49:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. Just to write a sequel to a movie, you don't have the rights to.

• 49:19Stavros Halkias?

  I don't have the rights to it all.

• 49:22Stavros Halkias?

  And so this time, you see his cock. Just something.

• 49:26Speaker 03

  It's got Denise Richards in it, but guess what, it's a guy named Richard Denise.

• 49:31Stavros Halkias?

  Plays Denise Richards, and we give him fake tits.

• 49:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's kind of like, it mashes up the Starship Troopers and Heavyweights universe.

• 49:42Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:42Stavros Halkias?

  We're at the, at the heavyweight camp, the spaceship comes down,

• 49:47Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:47Stavros Halkias?

  and all the fucking girls suck the little faggots cocks, and it's kind of, it's kind of written from the position of me when I was thirteen,

• 49:55Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 49:55Stavros Halkias?

  where I was like, this would be awesome.

• 49:57Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 49:58Stavros Halkias?

  If a spaceship came down and Denise Richards sucked my dick.

• 50:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:01Stavros Halkias?

  Why don't we ever see that kind, those kind of, we just watched, uh, I watched Jason, Jason Ten, Friday the thirteenth, Ten.

• 50:09Speaker 03

  Oh, oh, yeah.

• 50:09Stavros Halkias?

  And he's like on a spaceship on that one.

• 50:12Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 50:12Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, and that was really fucking stupid and fun, cause it was just like, a complete shitty Star Wars ripoff, and then Jason just starts killing people, it's like, yeah, why aren't we blending, why aren't we blending genre like this?

• 50:24Speaker 03

  Are there any serial killers in Star Wars? I never watched the, what's the, the good ones, the Andor, um, but yeah, I got, I saw that button on there and I'm like, I gotta press that button.

• 50:32Stavros Halkias?

  What would you, would you only watch Stav Wars shit on Disney Plus? Would you watch?

• 50:36Speaker 03

  I don't know what else is on there. I mean, I would probably only be to watch Andor.

• 50:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 50:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:43Stavros Halkias?

  No fucking little.

• 50:44Speaker 03

  Cause I really liked, um, and everyone would make fun of me for it, but I liked that Rogue One movie.

• 50:49Stavros Halkias?

  Rogue One was fucking good.

• 50:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. Rogue One was good. That's the only Star Wars movie I like.

• 50:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, cause it's like, they do die, it's the only one where it's like.

• 50:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. The rest of them are bullshit.

• 50:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, we're still, we're gonna start getting movies, like, Andor was basically like, what if a good show happened in Star Wars?

• 51:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:05Stavros Halkias?

  But then, why don't we have like Star Wars SVU, where it's a bunch of like alien rapists?

• 51:10Speaker 03

  Or a serial killer, yeah.

• 51:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that'd be good.

• 51:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:13Stavros Halkias?

  That'd be fucking good. Bunch of tentacles and shit like that, but, you know, it is funny now, everybody has to have thoughts and, and support them and shit like that, it's like, I'm not doing that, I'm not debating anybody.

• 51:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, you don't, and then also comedians, they don't, you don't really like, uh, things don't really work out until your brain is already not really working.

• 51:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's true.

• 51:35Speaker 03

  You know?

• 51:36Stavros Halkias?

  You kind of hope it happens like the last, the last like two months that your brain's working.

• 51:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 51:42Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? Like, I feel like, and then, and then you just hopefully can rest on your morals.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  And with AI, it's like, we're just not even gonna need a brain, pretty soon.

• 51:50Stavros Halkias?

  Are you plugging in?

• 51:52Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, literally everything I have, like, I don't make any of my, I don't even make any of my own food, I go to fucking.

• 52:00Stavros Halkias?

  You're gonna have a Gundam, aren't you, dude?

• 52:02Speaker 03

  I basically do.

• 52:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 52:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, cause it's now just in the Google search, you know, I have it make my smoothies for me.

• 52:09Stavros Halkias?

  You have AI make your smoothies?

• 52:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm like, tell me what to put in this. Tell me what the

• 52:13Stavros Halkias?

  They're like more prep.

• 52:14Speaker 03

  I go to, I go to, I go to Apple Health and I screenshot what nutrition that I've gotten. And I'm like, fix this. And it's like, you need to eat a Brazil nut and some chia seeds.

• 52:26Stavros Halkias?

  You're like, yes, sir.

• 52:26Speaker 03

  What the fuck is that?

• 52:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 03

  Show me a picture. I'm in the grocery store. I take a picture.

• 52:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't even wanna Google it.

• 52:32Speaker 03

  Tell me where to go in the grocery store.

• 52:34Stavros Halkias?

  That's fucking awesome, dude. You're just gonna have like a fucking GoPro in front of your head and be constantly showing it.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Picture of the checkout. I'm like, how much do I owe?

• 52:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 52:41Speaker 03

  And then it's like, take this many dollars in coins out. And then I pull out my change purse. Like a guy that lives in a care facility. And I have it.

• 52:50Stavros Halkias?

  It looks like you have a tra- you had a traumatic brain injury in there, like, just be patient with it.

• 52:54Speaker 03

  I did have a traumatic brain injury.

• 52:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, what was that?

• 52:57Speaker 03

  Being forty years old.

• 52:58Stavros Halkias?

  Just, yeah.

• 52:59Speaker 03

  Just life is all a traumatic brain injury.

• 53:01Stavros Halkias?

  So you're ready to give in to the fucking robots, huh?

• 53:04Speaker 03

  It's not up to me. It's not up to, I don't feel like I have any control over anything. If that's what you say. In the same way, I don't have any control over the surveillance state. If fucking personal privacy is not a value that we have and not something that I'm afforded. Well, I don't have a gun.

• 53:23Speaker 03

  And if I did, I mean, I would imagine if I went to the white, I would get shot by a sniper immediately. There's nothing I can do about it. Live in a fucking prison.

• 53:31Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 53:32Speaker 03

  If they put, if they got, if, if I was in prison and they're like, everybody gets a Roomba. Am I gonna like not use the Roomba? Cause I'm like, oh, well, that takes away one of the trustees' jobs. I'm being raped every day. What the fuck do I care?

• 53:46Stavros Halkias?

  So you're, you wanna make, you're basically in, let me make my cell as comfortable as possible mode.

• 53:52Speaker 03

  I guess.

• 53:52Stavros Halkias?

  Let me make some bucket.

• 53:53Speaker 03

  They're like, oh, the data centers are using up all the water. I'm sure they are. I'm sure they are.

• 54:00Stavros Halkias?

  But would you be for or against bombing a data center, for example?

• 54:04Speaker 03

  I would think it was pretty funny if it happened. But I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna be the one that does it.

• 54:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 54:11Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, at least you would think it's funny.

• 54:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, like, there's two ways to be blackpilled. You can, I mean, actually, there's only one way.

• 54:17Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:18Speaker 03

  Right? And I don't think people, people think they're blackpilled, but then they're

• 54:22Stavros Halkias?

  Still secretly are showing signs of hope.

• 54:25Speaker 03

  They're just cynical and they're dissenters and so they're not participating in any of these things. And it's like, well, you might as well, you might as fucking well. What does it matter?

• 54:35Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 54:36Speaker 03

  Who gives a shit?

• 54:37Stavros Halkias?

  Who fucking cares?

• 54:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 54:39Stavros Halkias?

  I just think most of it is gay. Like, I think every, most AI thing sucks that I see.

• 54:44Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 54:44Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, I will give you sometimes the like, uh, the impressions are pretty goo- like, it is funny on a pure, like, dumb level to hear like, you know, for example, Joe Biden talking about smoking kush or whatever the fuck. Like, that kinda shit is funny, but.

• 55:04Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, I thought, I thought I had a doctor's appointment, but it's tomorrow. My doctor's calling me. I'm like, fuck, fuck, did I miss another back appointment?

• 55:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're like, uh, Google Gemini forwarded your scale data test.

• 55:19Speaker 03

  They, it's like, yeah, your, your microphone is probably listening to you right now.

• 55:22Stavros Halkias?

  That is true.

• 55:23Speaker 03

  They're making doctor's appointments on your behalf.

• 55:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I don't know, man. I still, would you have an AI girlfriend?

• 55:29Speaker 03

  No.

• 55:30Stavros Halkias?

  No, okay.

• 55:30Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's too far.

• 55:31Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, respect.

• 55:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 55:33Stavros Halkias?

  What if it was a fucking perfect robot with an awesome robo pussy?

• 55:37Speaker 03

  It's, it, it, it's just for outsourcing the shit that I don't even wanna fucking think about. I don't wanna waste any more time. I don't wanna, I mean, it's, it's literally a Google search could do it, but it's, like I said, it's in the Google search now. So I'll Google search, am I getting enough fucking potassium? And then it'll, Gemini will tell you, well, typically people want this mu- all right, I'm not reading that. Is this enough? No, it's not.

• 56:00Stavros Halkias?

  Keep my brain sharp to watch, for example, Sentinel.

• 56:05Speaker 03

  Sentinel's a good show.

• 56:08Stavros Halkias?

  What are you using your brain for would be my great question to you, that you can't just search how much potassium you need.

• 56:14Speaker 03

  But I do search it and then the AI is like, uh, allow me to, uh, if I may have this dance.

• 56:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:23Speaker 03

  If I may step in here.

• 56:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, all right. Respect, man.

• 56:26Speaker 03

  I under- I understand. And look, you know, we're, we're progressive, guys.

• 56:31Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 56:32Speaker 03

  There's a whole slew of things that on principle you're supposed to not like. I get it.

• 56:37Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 56:38Speaker 03

  I'm not a fucking accolade of AI, but if, if, if there was, like, if you told me that the toilet can now wipe your ass.

• 56:48Stavros Halkias?

  You're not gonna stop.

• 56:48Speaker 03

  And I started doing that.

• 56:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 56:51Speaker 03

  And then you're like, oh, well, that, but see, that's, when you do that, it means that something bad, I, you know, I just

• 56:59Stavros Halkias?

  Somebody has to drink the shit water.

• 57:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:01Stavros Halkias?

  Every time the toilet wipes your ass, it waterboards a Latino family with it.

• 57:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, the big problem with that, you remember Ed Zitron?

• 57:08Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 57:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, so he's got a whole newsletter now and he's like doing a big short thing on, like, the financing model for all of this stuff.

• 57:15Stavros Halkias?

  It does feel like it can't work. It does feel like it's fake.

• 57:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is. I mean, he can explain in detail. Shout out Ed Zitron, if you wanna check out his newsletter. Be prepared, every article is something like twenty thousand words, which I hope he's not insulted by me saying that. It's, it's fine.

• 57:31Stavros Halkias?

  Be prepared, he works hard.

• 57:32Speaker 03

  He works very hard. They're very long articles. I was joking privately.

• 57:36Stavros Halkias?

  So they're sort of like my dick, the articles are the same length as my dick.

• 57:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, twenty thousand words. Small, tiny, miniscule.

• 57:45Stavros Halkias?

  Even if the words describe small, the amount is big.

• 57:48Speaker 03

  There's twenty thousand words that can describe how small.

• 57:52Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 57:52Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 57:53Stavros Halkias?

  It's all about the amount of words, not what the words are.

• 57:55Speaker 03

  Itsy-bitsy.

• 57:56Stavros Halkias?

  It's quant- itsy-bitsy. Those are not words.

• 57:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 58:00Stavros Halkias?

  Those are real words.

• 58:01Speaker 03

  I would describe my penis as itsy-bitsy.

• 58:05Stavros Halkias?

  You trying to like the itsy-bitsy pricky? Come slug this itsy-bitsy pricky.

• 58:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, no, I understand people get mad at you for using the, and everybody, and everybody's using it. Come on, your Google stuff, it's right there.

• 58:19Stavros Halkias?

  I'm not, I legit am not using it mostly out of like, I don't know, not wanting to learn a new thing, if I'm being completely honest.

• 58:26Speaker 03

  Oh, there's nothing to learn. It's literally just Google search and then it pops. I mean, you use a phone, you see it.

• 58:32Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis does it all the time. I get mad at him cause I'm like, are you Googling or are you doing the AI overview? And he just every time goes against my wishes and reads the AI overview. He doesn't scroll down even one second.

• 58:44Speaker 03

  The banter is too rapid fire on this show. I gotta heat up.

• 58:48Stavros Halkias?

  Right. You're, you always have it ready to go. God forbid we wait four more seconds and you're already two minutes fucking late on what we talked about. Anyway, whatever. Fuck you, Eldis.

• 59:00Speaker 03

  It's good too for, like, there'll be a bug in my apartment. I'll be like, what the hell is this bug? And then it'll be like, it's this. I'm like, well, should I squish it or not? And it says, don't squish that one. I'm like, all right.

• 59:11Stavros Halkias?

  That's fucking awesome, dude.

• 59:13Speaker 03

  You, you, yeah, you got, you got Gemini to thank for that one, Mr. Bug.

• 59:18Stavros Halkias?

  You live another day.

• 59:19Speaker 03

  I literally, I did, I was out running and there was a worm on the sidewalk. And I picked it up cause it was hot out.

• 59:25Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 59:26Speaker 03

  And I was like, what should I do with this worm? And I was like, can I just put it?

• 59:32Stavros Halkias?

  And what did the Google tell you? What did the AI tell you to do, man?

• 59:36Speaker 03

  Find the patch of grass with some shade.

• 59:40Stavros Halkias?

  Good thing you had to fucking look that up, you fucking idiot.

• 59:44Speaker 03

  Well, I didn't know. I mean, cause my concern is that he's like halfway through the sidewalk.

• 59:50Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  There's dead worms everywhere. I'm like, is he trying to get to the other side of the sidewalk? Does he know what's going on with this worm? And it's like, no, just put it back in the shade. It got there, it got stuck.

• 1:00:01Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  You know, I'm like, okay, that makes sense.

• 1:00:05Stavros Halkias?

  I agree. I just didn't think you needed fucking Gemini to weigh in on.

• 1:00:09Speaker 03

  If, if that didn't exist, I know myself, I would have picked the worm up. I know. No, I wouldn't have squished it. I would have picked it up. I would have put it in the grass. I would have walked two blocks. I would have gone, that worm was trying to get across the sidewalk. I would have walked back. I would have found the worm.

• 1:00:25Stavros Halkias?

  Put it back on the sidewalk.

• 1:00:26Speaker 03

  Put it on the other side of the sidewalk, walked another two blocks, come back, picked it up again, put it back in the middle of the sidewalk and told myself that nature knows what it wants.

• 1:00:35Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  I shouldn't, then I would walk two blocks. And then I'd spend the rest of the day going, did I, should that worm, did I kill that worm? Is that on me now?

• 1:00:44Stavros Halkias?

  So really, all this is, is a way for you not to worry. You have outsourced worrying to the computer.

• 1:00:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, basically, yeah, yeah. It is, it is helpful for that, yeah.

• 1:00:54Stavros Halkias?

  Cause the whole point of the algorithm is clearly to just like put

• 1:00:57Speaker 03

  Make you as anxious as possible, yeah.

• 1:00:59Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I think it's just to, yeah, to constantly be feeling, yeah, just telling you how to fucking think.

• 1:01:03Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:01:04Stavros Halkias?

  And it allows, now people could just be like, well, we didn't do it, the algorithm did it. You know what I mean? Like, when they tell you like, you know, what to look at, you're like, well, it's not us. Fucking science.

• 1:01:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:16Stavros Halkias?

  Wants you to look at whatever the fuck it is.

• 1:01:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:18Stavros Halkias?

  I'm, in my case, it's mostly like women with huge tits and grilled meats and like, that kinda thing. So I guess, I guess I have no reason to doubt the algorithm. It does know me pretty well.

• 1:01:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, but AI and the algorithm are different things.

• 1:01:32Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 1:01:33Speaker 03

  The algorithm is entirely active. That just shoves shit in your face. Look at this.

• 1:01:38Stavros Halkias?

  I see.

• 1:01:39Speaker 03

  The AI, you have to, it's like a vampire. You have to invite it into your house.

• 1:01:43Stavros Halkias?

  And I haven't yet.

• 1:01:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:01:44Stavros Halkias?

  I haven't yet. I'm sitting here with fucking garlic around my shit.

• 1:01:47Speaker 03

  And that's why you remember names like Casper De-Piniasso and Denise Penises.

• 1:01:52Stavros Halkias?

  Denise motherfucking.

• 1:01:53Speaker 03

  You got this amazing recall from

• 1:01:55Stavros Halkias?

  I do, I do. Casper and Denise Charlie Sheen's wife.

• 1:01:59Speaker 03

  Yeah. Who has AIDS, by the way, Charlie Sheen.

• 1:02:03Stavros Halkias?

  Pretty fucking hilarious.

• 1:02:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:05Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, to get AIDS, being that rich.

• 1:02:08Speaker 03

  Right, a movie star.

• 1:02:10Stavros Halkias?

  And mostly straight, like, he's gay the way like, you know, the way like, I'll sometimes get like Thai food.

• 1:02:17Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:02:17Stavros Halkias?

  Cause it's like, I don't really like Thai food. I just, I eat out so much that every once in a while I'll just get some fucking pad.

• 1:02:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:02:22Stavros Halkias?

  Like, that's how he fucked guys, it seems like.

• 1:02:24Speaker 03

  Right.

• 1:02:25Stavros Halkias?

  He fucked forty thousand.

• 1:02:26Speaker 03

  The Queen of England got ringworm. It's like, that's stupid. How is that even possible?

• 1:02:32Stavros Halkias?

  I know, which, again, you tip your cap to it. And he's told stories about people thinking he was selling cocaine. Like, his dealer, his dealer's supplier wanting to have a meeting with him cause they thought they were going behind their back and, and like wholesaling. And he's like, oh no, dude, I'm doing this much crack. So it's like, that's a guy that, to be still alive, I respect Charlie Sheen a great deal. I mean, I hope he didn't do any, I'm sure he did some heinous shit, so. If he did anything bad, I take it back. But if all he did was get AIDS.

• 1:03:04Speaker 03

  Well, he was giving people AIDS without telling them.

• 1:03:08Stavros Halkias?

  Then I rescind my support of Charlie Sheen.

• 1:03:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:03:11Stavros Halkias?

  I did not know he was doing that.

• 1:03:12Speaker 03

  So you got a big problem with Gemini, no problem with Charlie Sheen.

• 1:03:19Stavros Halkias?

  That's a good point.

• 1:03:21Stavros Halkias?

  Elders, fuck you. I know your bitch ass can't wait to surrender to AI as well. Everything Mullen is saying, you're fucking licking your lips and nodding. I know that. And you have to contend with that. You and Elders are aligned on something.

• 1:03:33Speaker 03

  I just don't think, I just don't think I'm like, I'm not responsible for that.

• 1:03:38Stavros Halkias?

  I think that's fair.

• 1:03:39Speaker 03

  I didn't make it. I didn't set up. I mean, the real scary thing, I mean, I had dinner with Ed and he kind of ran me through it. And I was like, oh shit.

• 1:03:46Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck.

• 1:03:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's having, he's having his big short moment with Ed, but it's like.

• 1:03:50Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe I gotta hook up with Ed. Not sex wise, just talk to him about.

• 1:03:54Speaker 03

  I don't think he would be interested, honestly.

• 1:03:56Stavros Halkias?

  Talk to him about AI.

• 1:03:56Speaker 03

  I don't think that's an option even to have sex with him.

• 1:03:59Stavros Halkias?

  I don't wanna have sex with him.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:02Stavros Halkias?

  I'm just saying, hook up colloquially.

• 1:04:04Speaker 03

  I mean, I can text him and ask.

• 1:04:06Stavros Halkias?

  No, no, no. I just wanna ask him about AI and I wanna short it as well. I've never made a single investment, by the way.

• 1:04:12Speaker 03

  I don't think there's a way, there's a way to short things right now. It's like the markets are all fucking rigged.

• 1:04:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it does feel that way, right? Nothing makes any, like, how does Eli get a trillion dollars?

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:23Stavros Halkias?

  SpaceX is fucking bullshit.

• 1:04:25Speaker 03

  Well, we started talking about like, uh, like energy markets, like oil and gas and stuff. And it's like for, I mean, it's up a little bit today, but I mean, for oil to be sitting in the

• 1:04:38Speaker 03

  low to high eighties, just in the eighties right now with like twenty five to thirty percent of the global oil supply offline and out without any kind of like meaningful deduction and demand is like, what's going on? What's causing this? How is this possible?

• 1:04:55Stavros Halkias?

  So we're probably gonna get pretty, our asses fucked in a major way.

• 1:04:58Speaker 03

  Unless that things are so rigged that they'll keep it rigged until like it's just everything kind of like completely implodes.

• 1:05:06Stavros Halkias?

  And then we're triple fucked after that?

• 1:05:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, basically, it's like, it's like, you know, the concern is like, oh, there's a depression and your money's worth less.

• 1:05:13Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:05:14Speaker 03

  If you run out the clock entirely, it's like, there's no such thing as money anymore.

• 1:05:17Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, okay.

• 1:05:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:19Stavros Halkias?

  So we would go straight into a barter system?

• 1:05:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, maybe, or communism or something. I mean, it probably makes sense that something like communism would be next after this.

• 1:05:29Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I mean, the fucking Kushner, one of the Kushner brothers just bought the Lakers for like twice what anyone has ever paid for an NBA franchise.

• 1:05:37Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:05:37Stavros Halkias?

  I think actually the one way we might get like a true uprising where people kill the rich here

• 1:05:43Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:05:43Stavros Halkias?

  is if they fuck up sports teams. Because that's all people really give a fuck about. If like public, if public or private equity starts doing to sports teams what it's done to every other industry, we might see people get fucking pissed, you know?

• 1:05:56Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're buying law firms now. They used to not be able to.

• 1:05:59Stavros Halkias?

  Damn, that's fucking crazy.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, PE can buy law firms.

• 1:06:02Stavros Halkias?

  That's private equity, man. If there's something that starts getting you thinking, let me put on one of those little Chinese collars and fucking.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  Chinese collar?

• 1:06:11Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? This shit fucking Mao was up to.

• 1:06:15Speaker 03

  Oh, like Hassan's clothes?

• 1:06:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it is so funny how he's like, I just have normal ideas. And every eighth suit he puts on is fucking, he's doing Chairman Mao talk.

• 1:06:24Speaker 03

  Does he say, I have normal ideas?

• 1:06:26Stavros Halkias?

  Well, you know what he's talking about. You know, he's trying to wear a suit so that like Republican grandmas accept him and shit and then.

• 1:06:33Speaker 03

  Is he after that? He is?

• 1:06:35Stavros Halkias?

  For sure. He's wearing suits now.

• 1:06:37Speaker 03

  I've never, I have not seen the suit.

• 1:06:38Stavros Halkias?

  He's wearing suits like a fucking pussy. Yeah, yeah.

• 1:06:40Speaker 03

  He dresses, I, he's, how he looks to me is like how Bart Simpson looks on shirts that a guy like Hassan would wear.

• 1:06:51Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, absolutely.

• 1:06:52Speaker 03

  He's like.

• 1:06:53Stavros Halkias?

  He's gone from that to wearing suits, like classic suits. And you know, that's a much better look, obviously, because he doesn't look like a fucking, you know, overgrown, like a teenager.

• 1:07:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, but he dresses like Mao and everyone loses their mind, but when Hillary Clinton does it, that was a problem.

• 1:07:07Stavros Halkias?

  Ooh, that's true.

• 1:07:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:08Stavros Halkias?

  I, maybe I'll start, if I start dressing like that, I'll just have, like, it's basically Dr. Evil, Dr. Evil dresses.

• 1:07:14Speaker 03

  But the irony is if there, if there is communism, it's just gonna be like a MAGA program. Trump's just gonna make himself president forever and he's like, we're nationalizing all the resources.

• 1:07:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:07:25Speaker 03

  His base is gonna be like, fuck, yeah.

• 1:07:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, but it's not gay.

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 1:07:29Stavros Halkias?

  This way it's cool and not gay.

• 1:07:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. They're gonna say it's communist to want private industry control.

• 1:07:36Stavros Halkias?

  I know, nothing fucking makes anything. All right, well, look, with that thought, why don't we just fucking take some calls? We got, we got two geniuses on the fucking couch right now.

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, I'm a guy that had one brief conversation with Ed Zitron.

• 1:07:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:49Speaker 03

  Remember?

• 1:07:50Stavros Halkias?

  And I'm a guy who hasn't even done that.

• 1:07:53Speaker 03

  Why don't we just ask Gemini?

• 1:07:55Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, that's, you know what? That'll be fun. We give our answers and then you, whatever, you put it into Gemini, Elders.

• 1:08:03Speaker 04

  Yeah, I'll check on, I have ChatGPT. I don't think I even have Gemini.

• 1:08:06Speaker 03

  Gemini is just built into Google.

• 1:08:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, just Google.

• 1:08:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's when you search something.

• 1:08:10Speaker 04

  I'll just put it in my Gmail.

• 1:08:11Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:11Speaker 03

  ChatGPT works too.

• 1:08:13Stavros Halkias?

  What do we got?

• 1:08:14Speaker 03

  It's fine, any of them.

• 1:08:15Stavros Halkias?

  Let's, let's hit the fucking visible, the Stavros World Hotline presented by Vist.

• 1:08:19Speaker 03

  The one I've never used is Claude, just because it's like I don't, you know how I am with French. Well, it's a French, uh.

• 1:08:25Stavros Halkias?

  Claude?

• 1:08:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't.

• 1:08:27Stavros Halkias?

  You'd fall in love with it.

• 1:08:28Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:08:28Stavros Halkias?

  You're worried about that. Oh, Nicholas, why do you keep asking me these questions?

• 1:08:33Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:08:33Stavros Halkias?

  Give me a kiss, Nicholas. Come over here. Come into the computer like John M. Mnemonic and come and suck my cup.

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  A program for you, my friend.

• 1:08:45Stavros Halkias?

  A program as a beautiful candlelit dinner, Nicolas.

• 1:08:48Speaker 03

  Claude. And then China's got a bunch of models now and they're all like free, basically. So that's the other big problem.

• 1:08:55Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, right. They're just gonna fucking completely fuck over them trying to monetize.

• 1:08:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, so China will make a model and then they'll just have the model talk to ChatGPT and be like, tell me everything you know. And then ChatGPT is like, certainly, certainly, my Chinese friend.

• 1:09:09Speaker 03

  There goes six hundred billion dollars wasted, which is given to China.

• 1:09:14Stavros Halkias?

  A really good ass technology.

• 1:09:15Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:09:16Stavros Halkias?

  Elders, play us some fucking calls. And by the way, folks, go see Mr. Mullen over here on the road. I am actually pumped that you're doing standup again.

• 1:09:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:24Stavros Halkias?

  You're always fucking awesome at it. You could have at this point had probably four, but like when we met, you had like ninety minutes of material. You're like, I don't feel like doing it anymore. This was fifteen years ago.

• 1:09:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I don't think you should just do something, you know, just get that.

• 1:09:40Stavros Halkias?

  All I'm saying is you have so much standup that like people just will never see and I'm glad you're out and doing it again.

• 1:09:46Speaker 03

  That's the way things are supposed to be.

• 1:09:47Stavros Halkias?

  I, actually, I think that does have more value.

• 1:09:50Speaker 03

  Forever, that's what it's like, like, if you were a funny guy in like eighteen fifty.

• 1:09:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:09:55Speaker 03

  You know, people would be like, you know, they'd be like, you know, he's funny at the most, like, let's get him out, let's get him out of the house. And they'd walk down into the field and they'd be like, everybody come listen to what he has to say. And of course, you know, their hands are bleeding and they're mortified.

• 1:10:08Stavros Halkias?

  Of course, of course, of course.

• 1:10:09Speaker 03

  And he's like, oh, it's Michael Douglas, but he's gay. And then nobody laughs. And then, you know, the house owner is nods to the overseer and they're punished for not doing it.

• 1:10:18Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right.

• 1:10:19Speaker 03

  You know, but that was it. That's like what a funny guy would be back then.

• 1:10:22Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 1:10:23Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:10:23Stavros Halkias?

  And you're trying to recreate that.

• 1:10:25Speaker 03

  Sort of, yeah.

• 1:10:26Stavros Halkias?

  By only put it, you know, only doing standup like every like.

• 1:10:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, every once.

• 1:10:29Stavros Halkias?

  Every seven years or so.

• 1:10:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:10:31Stavros Halkias?

  The Cicada Tour, the Mullen Cicada Tour.

• 1:10:33Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:10:33Stavros Halkias?

  But go see, go see the Muldog live, folks, and watch the special next week.

• 1:10:39Speaker 03

  Atlanta was fun.

• 1:10:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no, it's gonna be great. It, also, your attitude towards standup is nice. I think this, this, uh, your whole nihilistic fucking who cares ass Claude.

• 1:10:48Speaker 03

  That, the attitude towards standup was justified until twenty twenty one.

• 1:10:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  This business was broken.

• 1:10:56Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:10:56Speaker 03

  For a very long time. And then, you know, whatever, I made the wrong call with COVID. I was like, oh, it's never coming back now. After, when I saw those Zoom comedy shows, I'm like, this is it.

• 1:11:07Stavros Halkias?

  This is over. This is the nadir of the art form.

• 1:11:09Speaker 03

  This is a dead art form, yeah, basically. But I mean, I, what a long shot. I mean, it was crazy that it blew up. It would be like a spin art. It'd be like if tie dyeing T-shirts. That's how profitable standup was in twenty nineteen. If that would be like if now you could make.

• 1:11:25Stavros Halkias?

  You go to the arena and watch the guy.

• 1:11:27Speaker 03

  What did, yeah, what does Shane have? Uh, like seven hundred million dollars?

• 1:11:30Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, it's insane. He, he, he, every, he does an arena every night.

• 1:11:34Speaker 03

  And I love Shane. He's a great comic.

• 1:11:36Stavros Halkias?

  Shane's the, Shane is, yeah.

• 1:11:38Speaker 03

  He would be offended by me saying this, so maybe I shouldn't, but also it's like that, that anybody, any comedian has that amount of money.

• 1:11:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:11:45Speaker 03

  Is like, you'd be like, oh, well, the A, the financing model for AI seems broken. It's like, you don't say.

• 1:11:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:11:53Speaker 03

  It's basically everything is.

• 1:11:55Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 1:11:55Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:11:56Stavros Halkias?

  Everything is, the inequality has gotten so fucking crazy in every single, in every industry where it's like, the best guy shouldn't make one hundred thousand times more than the world. Like, we should be a little closer in the middle in almost every industry. It's kind of insane that it even standup follows.

• 1:12:15Speaker 03

  And then there's nothing you can do about it either. That's the other reason it just sort of resigned all this. Like, you know, like, so just, uh, last weekend, Luigi Mangione pled guilty to, uh, shooting, uh, what's his name? Brian, uh, Brian Thompson or whatever. And, um, you know, we all cheered that on. We were like, that's awesome. We'd like to see this. And what does that amount to? It's like now they're just, they've raised everyone's rates so they can spend more on private security for healthcare CEOs.

• 1:12:42Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I guess so.

• 1:12:43Speaker 03

  Did it, is there new legislation? Is anything, nothing?

• 1:12:46Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  Nothing.

• 1:12:47Stavros Halkias?

  Nothing's gonna happen.

• 1:12:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 1:12:48Stavros Halkias?

  Nothing at all. I mean, that is the worry is that like.

• 1:12:50Speaker 03

  You would have to kill every person in the United States to get some kind of meaningful change. Nearly all of them. I mean.

• 1:12:58Stavros Halkias?

  I think I think at ten percent, you could really get something going.

• 1:13:02Speaker 03

  I think it would have to be more than that. I really do. We would have to get rid of all the cities, basically. You have to just start over, new cities.

• 1:13:11Stavros Halkias?

  Okay, interesting.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:13Stavros Halkias?

  Make something.

• 1:13:13Speaker 03

  We leave the shittiest ones can stay just because they've had it the worst Wilmington, Shreveport.

• 1:13:18Stavros Halkias?

  Gotcha. Jacksonville gets to be the new capital.

• 1:13:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:13:21Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:13:22Speaker 03

  Yeah, even Jacksonville, I don't.

• 1:13:23Stavros Halkias?

  Too good?

• 1:13:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, too good.

• 1:13:25Stavros Halkias?

  All right.

• 1:13:25Speaker 03

  I don't think that makes. Shreveport, Wilmington.

• 1:13:28Stavros Halkias?

  Have the grace.

• 1:13:30Speaker 03

  That's not a city.

• 1:13:32Stavros Halkias?

  Where's the new seat of power in Maryland? Cumberland?

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  Cumberland?

• 1:13:36Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, it's out of Frostburg.

• 1:13:37Speaker 03

  But even then Cumberland is as depressing it is, the architecture is too nice.

• 1:13:42Stavros Halkias?

  In Cumberland, Maryland?

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah. Cumberland is when you drive, when you drive over, what is that, seventy and you see that church and stuff? Cumberland is from a distance, Cumberland is beautiful.

• 1:13:51Stavros Halkias?

  From inside, it's tough.

• 1:13:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, Hagerstown would be.

• 1:13:54Stavros Halkias?

  Hagerstown would be nice. All right.

• 1:13:55Speaker 03

  Or Ocean City.

• 1:13:57Stavros Halkias?

  That would be.

• 1:13:58Speaker 03

  That says city in it.

• 1:13:59Stavros Halkias?

  It's by the ocean. It feels more ancient. It feels like everything used to be on the shores. That's where the new port will be.

• 1:14:06Speaker 03

  Ocean City has always been forward looking. It's for children to drink.

• 1:14:10Stavros Halkias?

  It is true.

• 1:14:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:11Stavros Halkias?

  It is true. That was where, yeah, I remember being like seventeen, being like, I'm gonna touch tits.

• 1:14:18Speaker 03

  And then you don't, yeah.

• 1:14:20Stavros Halkias?

  It doesn't happen.

• 1:14:20Speaker 03

  You get you get way too drunk off three sips of blue liquor.

• 1:14:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:14:24Speaker 03

  And then.

• 1:14:25Stavros Halkias?

  You get you have yourself an Incredible Hulk.

• 1:14:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:14:27Stavros Halkias?

  You fucking you mix up Alazay and Hennessy.

• 1:14:30Speaker 03

  Hypnotic and Hennessy.

• 1:14:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, hypnotic, yeah, yeah. Elders, play us some fucking.

• 1:14:33Speaker 03

  Oh, god damn.

• 1:14:34Stavros Halkias?

  What are you chatting over there?

• 1:14:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:36Stavros Halkias?

  This is the most typing you ever done in your life.

• 1:14:37Speaker 03

  Dear Claude, I love you.

• 1:14:38Speaker 04

  I'm giving up the question of ChatGPT.

• 1:14:41Stavros Halkias?

  I was fucking kidding, dumbass. Play the next call. Play a call.

• 1:14:45Speaker 03

  You could probably integrate ChatGPT with the with the Google voicemails.

• 1:14:51Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 1:14:51Speaker 03

  And then you don't have to do anything.

• 1:14:52Stavros Halkias?

  Don't start. Don't don't give Elders any ideas. You will not do be doing that. You will be doing this by hand, scratch, old fashioned.

• 1:15:01Speaker 04

  All right, here we go.

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• 1:16:49Speaker 06

  What's going on, Stav? Eldy, esteemed guest. I just wanted to call. This might be one of the dumber ones, so apologies. Pretty much, man. Um, I went to college and it's really fucking expensive and the payments are coming up and it's like.

• 1:17:10Stavros Halkias?

  Don't pay him, next question.

• 1:17:13Speaker 06

  What I'm like used to paying rent for. Um, all my friends are in the city building data centers and making money hand over fist. And I chose to do a liberal arts.

• 1:17:26Speaker 06

  Uh, degree.

• 1:17:27Stavros Halkias?

  That's bad.

• 1:17:29Speaker 03

  It's bad, but yeah, the world's bad.

• 1:17:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, no, you're right.

• 1:17:32Speaker 06

  I didn't know if you knew this, but um, degrees are worthless.

• 1:17:35Stavros Halkias?

  I knew that.

• 1:17:36Speaker 06

  And um, yeah, I don't really want to go tell my soul making data centers, but I do want to make a lot of money.

• 1:17:43Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck, they really fuck you here, man.

• 1:17:44Speaker 06

  Not a lot of money, but you know, enough.

• 1:17:46Stavros Halkias?

  We're so fucked, it's crazy.

• 1:17:48Speaker 06

  Anyway, man, yeah, what the fuck should I do? Should I just stay broke and keep trying? Like I'm, I have multiple projects I'm working on, but.

• 1:17:58Speaker 06

  Six months out now. And uh, yeah, dude, that timer on the loans is up, so I gotta figure out something. And I really don't want to fucking build data centers, but shit. It beats the alternative, I guess. I don't know. What the fuck should I do?

• 1:18:15Speaker 03

  Joe.

• 1:18:16Stavros Halkias?

  They give you no choices.

• 1:18:17Speaker 03

  Go build the data centers, obviously, but just do it in like, only take projects that are in like, uh, you know, conservative districts.

• 1:18:27Speaker 03

  Easy.

• 1:18:27Stavros Halkias?

  That's a good point.

• 1:18:28Speaker 03

  And then also make the money. Don't pay back your student loans.

• 1:18:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, and also sabotage the centers you're building. Do shoddy work. You know what I mean? Like, don't do as good a job. I so we got this call. We've had similar calls and one thing I said to do and I stand by it, you talk about Rogue One. Put in a little button that explodes the whole thing like they did in Rogue One. Like, uh, who was it? Um, the guy, uh, Mads Mikkelsen. He was the guy who programmed the Death Star to have a little explode here if shot button.

• 1:19:02Speaker 03

  Nice.

• 1:19:03Stavros Halkias?

  So I say what you do is.

• 1:19:06Stavros Halkias?

  Take the job, but make it so that if somebody shoots a very small square, the whole data center explodes.

• 1:19:11Speaker 03

  The question with data centers, because I really don't know anything about them though, but like if the whole industry collapses and then you are able to nationalize things with like, you know, not state controlled, but like, you know, similar, you know, if a Chinese, some sort of free kind of open source model and you can use those data centers for it. It's like if that's infrastructure that's to the public benefit down the line when it's not privatized, maybe those are good things. You never know.

• 1:19:36Stavros Halkias?

  You're talking about a completely different change.

• 1:19:38Speaker 03

  I'm talking about, yeah, right, exactly.

• 1:19:40Stavros Halkias?

  You're literally talking about throwing overthrowing the AI companies.

• 1:19:44Speaker 03

  Sure, yeah, but in the same way that it's like, you know, all the railroads or like all of the fiber optic networks or all of these things that were big, like, you know, kind of heavy lifts as far as infrastructure are concerned, you know, like, at some point.

• 1:19:58Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, I don't I don't even know. I guess it's a matter of like, you just hear people complaining about them being put in their communities and completely fucking, like, they're being noise pollution, they're being actual pollution, their water getting fucked.

• 1:20:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:11Stavros Halkias?

  I don't even know. And yes, it seems also insane how quickly these things have sprung up.

• 1:20:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:20:16Stavros Halkias?

  Because.

• 1:20:16Speaker 03

  Oh, it's a massive project.

• 1:20:18Stavros Halkias?

  Which is fucking like, our highways, what about the rest of our infrastructure? That's the crazy shit is like, we can't get one nice fucking train?

• 1:20:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, it is.

• 1:20:28Stavros Halkias?

  I gotta ride the Amtrak for three hundred fucking dollars from here to Baltimore sometimes?

• 1:20:32Speaker 03

  Well, that's because it subsidizes the other routes.

• 1:20:35Stavros Halkias?

  Still, I'm just saying, like, why the fuck can't we get high speed rail or any, or even our highways or the fucking BQE, the concrete is like.

• 1:20:43Speaker 03

  It's Indiana, like suspended there. They've had like a gas tax holiday, like basically since April, I think, because of the war. To keep the prices down. And then you see like, most people like, oh, well, you know, it's the fucking liberal states. Those are the ones that are paying. It's like, you're gonna have, you're not gonna have fucking roads next. There's massive deficit now.

• 1:21:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, which fuck, yeah, we're so fucked. So, yeah, I mean, look, if you can avoid it, I would say you probably will feel less guilty over time if you weren't a foot soldier, if you weren't a stormtrooper. But again, they give you no good options in our society. They're like, it's fucking insane.

• 1:21:24Speaker 03

  Take the job to make as much money as you can. And then if if you're worried about losing your soul or selling your soul, whatever that means, it's like just don't vote for stuff like that in the future, but if there's money to be made and you got fucking bills to pay and.

• 1:21:41Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:21:42Speaker 03

  People to take care of.

• 1:21:43Stavros Halkias?

  When you had, when you are, when you are put with your back up against the wall, it's like, yeah, you have to do some fucked up shit every once in a while, but, you know. I, again, if I was in a position where I needed that shit to feed my family, of course you'd do it.

• 1:21:55Speaker 03

  I was trying to work on a bit about how, you know, about the gates above Auschwitz, how they say, uh, like, uh, work will set you free.

• 1:22:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yeah.

• 1:22:02Speaker 03

  I was trying to, like, how that there's a misconception that that was directed towards the Jews being brought into the camp, but it was actually for the people that fucking had to work there.

• 1:22:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:22:11Speaker 03

  That's just like, even back then, they still had like Jimmy John's style, like, we have fun here. We have fun here.

• 1:22:18Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:19Speaker 03

  Style bullshit.

• 1:22:20Stavros Halkias?

  Totally, totally.

• 1:22:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:21Stavros Halkias?

  That it was sort of like a neon up against a fake grass wall.

• 1:22:25Speaker 03

  Yeah, the hang in there, kid.

• 1:22:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a meme, an early meme.

• 1:22:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:22:31Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting. Well, let me know how that one goes. If people like that one.

• 1:22:34Speaker 03

  They didn't. Yeah, that's why I said I was trying to work on it.

• 1:22:38Stavros Halkias?

  What else we got, Eld? By the, uh-oh. Holy fuck. Can you believe it? Can you believe what fucking time it is?

• 1:22:49Stavros Halkias?

  Keep it twisted. Keep it twisted. Oh, this is a particularly twisted question where you consider it's happening around the fall time. Huh. To have this kind of twisted issue when the leaves are changing, football's coming back on, the perfect time to suck down the twisted tea, it makes it even more diabolical if you ask me. It's football time. It's fall. It's autumn. The leaves are changing. The twisted tea is as delicious as ever. There's a chill in the air and there's a chill in my ice cold twisted tea. How about yours? Yeah. Twisted tea is one of the most delicious beverages that is possible to consume.

• 1:23:33Speaker 03

  It pairs perfectly with.

• 1:23:35Stavros Halkias?

  Nah, nah, go ahead and blur that out.

• 1:23:39Speaker 03

  They're not competing products.

• 1:23:40Stavros Halkias?

  We get no free ads, especially not in the middle of the motherfucking ass fucked up question of the fucking week. Keep it twisted. Brought to you by our pals at Twisted motherfucking ass tea. What's the fucked up twisted question of the week this week, LD?

• 1:23:59Speaker 07

  Hi, um, so I have an issue with my boyfriend. I mean, maybe it's an issue, maybe it's resolved, but, um, for context, I am five, five, under a hundred, ten pounds. I probably go to the gym three to five times a week. I work out my glutes, uh, visible abs. I live in, uh, Los Angeles, so, um, I'm always at the beach. And I heard dating this guy and, um, he's unable to have sex with me. He can't get it up. And of course that made me feel very inadequate and insecure and I didn't know why.

• 1:24:31Stavros Halkias?

  No point in me. You know, not getting my dick hard never stopped me from fucking. When there's a will, there's a way. Life finds a way. Even if you get your tits sucked by a woman while you suck her tits, they're the same size. Nat, keep the question rolling.

• 1:24:48Speaker 07

  He can't get it up. And of course that made me feel very inadequate and insecure and I didn't know why. And he gave me a million excuses and I found out the porn he was watching, which is, uh, feederism porn. Um, he loves CDWs, but his main jam is that. So when I confronted him, um.

• 1:25:10Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, what? This guy's watching feeder porn? He wants to get his bitch plump as hell? That's fucking nuts. Keep going.

• 1:25:18Speaker 07

  Um, we tried working around it. Impossible. It's like him being straight or gay. Um, his sexuality is feeding girls.

• 1:25:28Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, this is weirder than those two. Those two are kind of the standard options.

• 1:25:34Speaker 07

  Till they get fat as fuck. Um, I've never been over a hundred and twenty pounds. I, I promised him.

• 1:25:42Stavros Halkias?

  This is clearly not how you want to live your life.

• 1:25:44Speaker 07

  I gained fifteen pounds and that made him go like cuckoo crazy nuts. Like we were able to have sex three times that night and that's never happened before.

• 1:25:53Stavros Halkias?

  Wait, wait, wait. She said she would gain fifteen pounds or she did?

• 1:25:56Speaker 03

  She said she gained fifteen pounds.

• 1:25:58Stavros Halkias?

  But she said they fucked that night as if it's one night where you gain it for, anyway, whatever. That's insane.

• 1:26:03Speaker 07

  We were able to have sex three times. Cuckoo cra- I'd gained fifteen pounds and that made him go like cuckoo crazy nuts. Like we were able to have sex three times that night and that's never happened before.

• 1:26:14Stavros Halkias?

  So his dick got hard at the mere thought she might get fatter. That's fucking crazy.

• 1:26:21Speaker 07

  And that's never happened before. It's been maybe once a weekend and a struggle. Like obviously this is what he's into.

• 1:26:30Stavros Halkias?

  Wow.

• 1:26:31Speaker 07

  I guess my question is, um, you know, how do I start eating more? How do I, how do I?

• 1:26:37Stavros Halkias?

  Come on, this is fake.

• 1:26:39Speaker 03

  That's why they're going to you. You're like, alright, a sex question for the sex genius. Uh, how do I stuff my fucking face for years?

• 1:26:51Stavros Halkias?

  I, I could.

• 1:26:52Speaker 03

  Have a lifelong crippling addiction to food?

• 1:26:55Stavros Halkias?

  No joke. If people needed to gain weight, I could help them. I could be their sherpa through getting fat as fuck. No question. This is fake. This can't be fucking real. Yeah.

• 1:27:06Speaker 07

  Get into that because I feel like it is kind of a win. I mean, a lot of girls worry about if a guy will still find them attractive after pregnancy. Whereas, um, it's the opposite.

• 1:27:16Speaker 03

  And the answer is no.

• 1:27:19Stavros Halkias?

  And the answer unequivocally no, no matter what.

• 1:27:24Speaker 03

  No ma'am.

• 1:27:28Stavros Halkias?

  No matter the context or the situation.

• 1:27:31Speaker 03

  That's the baby's pussy now. That's what I told him.

• 1:27:34Stavros Halkias?

  You want me to fuck a baby's pussy? What am I, a pedophile?

• 1:27:36Speaker 03

  She said, oh, do you still love me? I said, that's the baby's pussy now.

• 1:27:44Speaker 03

  That ain't mine anymore.

• 1:27:47Stavros Halkias?

  I've relinquished the pussy to the infant now.

• 1:27:50Speaker 07

  Opposite.

• 1:27:52Speaker 03

  Put the baby back in there.

• 1:27:53Stavros Halkias?

  Putting the baby back in the pussy hole.

• 1:27:55Speaker 03

  You want something in there, put the baby back in.

• 1:27:58Stavros Halkias?

  You should have thought of that before letting me nut inside of you nine months ago because it felt slightly better than pulling out.

• 1:28:08Stavros Halkias?

  And clearly not worth it amount better.

• 1:28:11Speaker 07

  Whereas, um, it's the opposite. Um, he will not find me attractive if I lose weight. So I'm not upset about it, but I don't know how to approach this.

• 1:28:23Stavros Halkias?

  This is fucking crazy.

• 1:28:25Speaker 07

  You know, he said he, it was since childhood and, um, the first thing he saw was a girl eating a ton of pancakes with her belly out on I funny. I didn't get that one. I never, never saw that one, but, um, you know, I've been looking into the community and, um, yeah, I guess I'm diving into it. Um.

• 1:28:48Stavros Halkias?

  Interesting.

• 1:28:49Speaker 07

  How do I gain weight? Should I, should I pursue this? I just want to feel attracted by the person that I love. So, thank you, Stavi. Um, and I love you so.

• 1:28:59Stavros Halkias?

  He can't even fuck you unless you gain.

• 1:29:01Speaker 03

  Well, as somebody that did have visible abs, I've been there.

• 1:29:05Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:29:05Speaker 03

  It's not a fucking twenty-four seven thing.

• 1:29:08Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:29:08Speaker 03

  So she's lying.

• 1:29:10Stavros Halkias?

  She's, she's lying about that.

• 1:29:11Speaker 03

  She's lying. It's like she could look twenty pounds heavier in a fucking afternoon if she just like ate some pretzels and drank a big, drank a big gallon of water. You're not going to gain any kind of meaningful weight. Smear some chocolate on your face and your hands and push your stomach out. Probably solved.

• 1:29:26Stavros Halkias?

  I think, yeah, she could probably hydrate. Like you said, there are ways to like balloon up temporarily.

• 1:29:32Speaker 03

  Especially if you're fucking lean, you can like get pretty, you know, just, yeah, add too many pretzels and fucking water. Just water log yourself.

• 1:29:39Stavros Halkias?

  I think in general though, just because it's like he's got the one that you have to stay fat to get his dick hard. You don't want your partner forcing you to look anyway, one way or the other, even if that happens to be fat as shit. If I was with somebody who was in a, who had a feeding kink, I mean, I would get so fat so quick that I would kill, she would literally kill me. Um, you seem to be a person who likes working out. Do you want to, I mean, maybe you want to get fat as shit. In which case, yeah, go for it. How do you do it? Dessert. Dessert and snacking. Yeah. Between meals, are you not that hungry? You could eat a bag of Cheetos.

• 1:30:18Speaker 03

  I don't even think you have to gain the weight. There's the evidence there that all she had to do was say, I'm going to gain fifteen pounds.

• 1:30:24Stavros Halkias?

  Right. Maybe you could do a fat suit.

• 1:30:26Speaker 03

  So I think it's bullshit.

• 1:30:28Stavros Halkias?

  You think she's a fucking liar?

• 1:30:29Speaker 03

  I don't think she's a liar. I think that, that.

• 1:30:31Stavros Halkias?

  This guy's not really a feeder? He's not really about it?

• 1:30:34Speaker 03

  Well, even to the extent that this is a problem is overstated.

• 1:30:38Stavros Halkias?

  I also think this guy is a fake feeder. What do you mean? Your girl goes to the gym three times a week? That's not, you're not really into fat girls.

• 1:30:46Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:47Stavros Halkias?

  I think this guy's a fucking fraud personally.

• 1:30:49Speaker 03

  Yeah. Something smells fishy.

• 1:30:52Stavros Halkias?

  Something smells fishy.

• 1:30:53Speaker 03

  Why don't we ask Gemini?

• 1:30:54Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Yeah, go ahead, Eldis.

• 1:30:56Speaker 03

  This woman a liar. With this information, try to get her home address.

• 1:30:59Stavros Halkias?

  Eldis, what do you think? Yeah, just ask the, what do you think about the situation, Eldis?

• 1:31:06Speaker 04

  I could see it. Uh, her voice just sounds a little like beaten down and she is ready to just, to just, uh, you know, give in to her man's demands as crazy as they may be. Especially considering that she is so skinny. I do think it is like also, uh, you know, just kind of like a different form of like sexism in a relationship where it's like,

• 1:31:29Stavros Halkias?

  Sure.

• 1:31:29Speaker 04

  you really can't win if like you're a woman or something and,

• 1:31:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:31:33Speaker 04

  you know, your partner will always want something a little different.

• 1:31:36Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:31:37Speaker 04

  Even hearing it, I'm like, damn, one ten. I wouldn't mind a little more meat on that ass. So.

• 1:31:43Stavros Halkias?

  You don't know her at all. You don't know what she looks like at all.

• 1:31:45Speaker 04

  I know, but you know, a hundred and ten, no matter, no matter the height, like it's like, yeah, maybe he does want to fuck someone a little fatter.

• 1:31:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, maybe he's lying about being a feeder and he just wants her to have fatter tits or something.

• 1:31:57Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:31:58Stavros Halkias?

  That's possible because one ten, you're not even in close to feeder range. That's skinny as fuck.

• 1:32:03Speaker 04

  Yeah. You need a lot of like, a lot of work to.

• 1:32:06Stavros Halkias?

  And yes, I think if given the chance between skinny and voluptuous, certainly, you know, especially if you're from good immigrant stock, I think I would prefer somebody with a little something going on, meat, meat on the bones wise. Now, I don't think, I don't know if.

• 1:32:22Speaker 03

  So your guys' advice is for her to gain weight?

• 1:32:25Stavros Halkias?

  We should, yeah. You should just be fatter for you, not this guy. Yeah, that's my, that's my advice.

• 1:32:31Speaker 04

  So be fatter to, to attract more men in general.

• 1:32:34Stavros Halkias?

  Be fatter because me and Eldis would like it if you had a little more meat on your bone.

• 1:32:38Speaker 03

  You should be fatter.

• 1:32:38Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck the guy you love.

• 1:32:40Speaker 03

  For guys in general, you should gain weight. Not just your boyfriend because that's abusive. But if you want a broader male perspective, you need to gain some weight.

• 1:32:50Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. Instead of the specific male gaze that you're under.

• 1:32:53Speaker 03

  Make sure you don't have a baby because it's ruined then.

• 1:32:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's kind of what I mean, unironically, which is like, women are fucked because that is kind of the gist of the point I'm making.

• 1:33:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. And so I guess honestly, uh, don't, do, only have your body look the way you want it to and you'll attract the guy you want. But if that doesn't work, do whatever the fuck your boyfriend says.

• 1:33:17Speaker 03

  Exactly. And no matter what, you can always get a job at a data center.

• 1:33:20Stavros Halkias?

  That is true. And no matter what, you want to know, you know, you can crack open a twisted tea, whether you want to get fat as shit or you want to maintain weight. These are delicious. They go down smooth as hell. And yeah, no, no, five percent per volume is the perfect amount. No carbonation. So if you want to guzzle a lot of them for caloric purposes, you could theoretically. They're delicious and either way, when you're sitting down and eating four hot dogs and two hamburgers, you know, it'll help that go down smooth as fuck.

• 1:33:53Speaker 03

  Seven twisted tea.

• 1:33:54Stavros Halkias?

  An ice cold twisted tea. The amount you should have legally.

• 1:33:59Speaker 03

  Is there a legal limit to how many twisted tea?

• 1:34:01Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think there is. That's just, you know, you shouldn't overdo it. Drink responsibly as always. Keep it twisted. And keep it fucking twisted as a motherfucker.

• 1:34:12Speaker 03

  You got that copy down, Pat.

• 1:34:15Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, dude, I got it down.

• 1:34:19Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, and we're back to the fucking regular episode. We're out of the fucked up ass motherfucking twisted T-zone.

• 1:34:26Speaker 03

  Sweet.

• 1:34:26Stavros Halkias?

  And now we're back to the knowledge zone.

• 1:34:28Speaker 03

  Knowledge.

• 1:34:29Stavros Halkias?

  The general knowledge zone.

• 1:34:30Speaker 03

  We're talking data centers and donut centers.

• 1:34:32Stavros Halkias?

  And donut. Now, if every data center built a donut center next door.

• 1:34:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:37Stavros Halkias?

  Now I'm listening.

• 1:34:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:38Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? A little, little horse trading, a little something for you, a little something for me.

• 1:34:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:34:43Stavros Halkias?

  Let's, let's really get, uh, the next level of donut centers.

• 1:34:48Speaker 03

  I have not had a good donut in a very long time.

• 1:34:50Stavros Halkias?

  They're fucking awesome. I'm trying to remember where, where I had a nice one. We shot something where I was eating a donut and even a standard store bought donuts, pretty fucking good.

• 1:34:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:00Stavros Halkias?

  LA has, they have all the fucking awesome, they have donut shop.

• 1:35:03Speaker 03

  Austin used to have a place that was, cause there's like the, yeah, those donut places, but then they're like way too fucking rich. Yeah.

• 1:35:10Stavros Halkias?

  Voodoo and shit like that?

• 1:35:11Speaker 03

  Yeah, I don't, I mean.

• 1:35:12Stavros Halkias?

  Too over the top.

• 1:35:13Speaker 03

  You know, like just, yeah, like Krispy Kreme fresh is like a better version of that.

• 1:35:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, something a little more meaty too.

• 1:35:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:19Stavros Halkias?

  Cause I feel like sometimes Krispy Kreme too airy. I could take those down like it ain't shit.

• 1:35:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:24Stavros Halkias?

  I want a little some, a little more, something that fights back.

• 1:35:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:27Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean?

• 1:35:28Speaker 03

  Basically, I want a donut and I want to feel like I'm eating a donut from like the 1930s.

• 1:35:32Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 1:35:32Speaker 03

  There should be steam.

• 1:35:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:35:34Speaker 03

  Coming out of the street.

• 1:35:36Stavros Halkias?

  I want it to be the kind of thing like a, like an Italian immigrant might have.

• 1:35:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:40Stavros Halkias?

  Before a 14 hour.

• 1:35:41Speaker 03

  Back when food was real.

• 1:35:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, exactly. And it could take you, and it could.

• 1:35:45Speaker 03

  If we're losing our brains, we should get real food back.

• 1:35:47Stavros Halkias?

  I agree.

• 1:35:48Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:48Stavros Halkias?

  I fully agree. Play us another call.

• 1:35:50Speaker 03

  I, I think about that all the time, cause it's 2020, it's about to be 2027.

• 1:35:54Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:35:54Speaker 03

  We're only five months away.

• 1:35:56Stavros Halkias?

  We're very close.

• 1:35:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:35:57Stavros Halkias?

  Less than.

• 1:35:58Speaker 03

  And, um, like how sick it's gonna be that I get to be like a, a 30s guy.

• 1:36:03Stavros Halkias?

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:36:04Speaker 03

  It's the 30s.

• 1:36:05Stavros Halkias?

  Lard, like a lard fat fries? What are you talking about 30s?

• 1:36:08Speaker 03

  It's gonna be 2030.

• 1:36:10Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you mean it's literally the 30?

• 1:36:11Speaker 03

  In three years, it's the 30s.

• 1:36:13Stavros Halkias?

  Isn't, wasn't that the Great Depression?

• 1:36:15Speaker 03

  Yes, 1929.

• 1:36:16Stavros Halkias?

  Are we in the, is this the roaring twenties?

• 1:36:18Speaker 03

  It's a, it's as loud as it's gonna get.

• 1:36:21Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck dude.

• 1:36:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:22Stavros Halkias?

  I haven't gotten any pussy from flappers yet.

• 1:36:24Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:36:25Stavros Halkias?

  Have you?

• 1:36:26Speaker 03

  I don't think so. I don't.

• 1:36:29Stavros Halkias?

  Isn't that the whole point of the twenties? They were fucking, it was the Great Gatsby?

• 1:36:33Speaker 03

  I had a cab driver one time. He was like one of the last, like, like, well, I say, I mean, you know, just a white guy that drove a cab.

• 1:36:39Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, classic.

• 1:36:40Speaker 03

  And he was like an older Jewish guy and I like started talking to him and he was like, um, he was like, no, I started doing this when I retired. I'm like, how long have you been driving a cab? He's like, ah, 30s, 38 years. You know, I'm like, so how the fuck older?

• 1:36:56Speaker 03

  And he's driving the cab, you know, and then he told me he used to be a photographer at one point and then he started telling a story. He's like, and then he got really into the story and he's like, um, yeah, you know, I was living in LA at the time. This is, you know, I was in my early twenties or something and I was on this, I was at the building and he's like trying to tell me where the building is. He's like, I lived there and I lived there eight months and there was a girl across the hallway, this beautiful girl, maybe 18 years old, you know? And I'd see her and stuff and we'd say hi and she knew my name, Elliot. Oh, hi Elliot or whatever. And I always wanted to make it with her.

• 1:37:32Stavros Halkias?

  Make it is such an awesome way to say fuck.

• 1:37:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. And then, and he's like.

• 1:37:36Stavros Halkias?

  The baller.

• 1:37:37Speaker 03

  Yeah. And he's like telling me a story and I'm like, okay, where does this go? Like, I'm assuming it's like, and that was Mick Jagger's sister.

• 1:37:43Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:37:44Speaker 03

  And he's like, and I was, and then I went and then I was leaving. I was coming back to New York. I was leaving LA. And I said, you know, I just went by and I was like, oh, hey, by the way, I'm moving next week. She goes, oh, where you going? I said, oh, back to New York. And then that night, you know, she calls, she gets on the fire escape. She calls out, she goes, Elliot, I can't get my door open. Come over. And I tried to bang on the door. I couldn't get the door. I go out on the fire escape. I went across the side of the building and I went in an apartment and then I helped her get the door open from the inside. And, and then that night it's, you know, I finally got my chance and I was taking her clothes off and just every, every inch of her body. I was just kind of going crazy. And it's like, and then the story ends.

• 1:38:29Stavros Halkias?

  And this is a story about how he fucked a girl.

• 1:38:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was like, this is a story about you getting pussy a million years ago.

• 1:38:36Stavros Halkias?

  The one hot girl he fucked in his life? He's got a nice story about it.

• 1:38:41Speaker 03

  I mean, I got to the end, I'm like, you gotta be like, like it was like I saw a magic trick.

• 1:38:46Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 1:38:47Speaker 03

  Where I was like, oh, okay.

• 1:38:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, what are you supposed to be like, awesome?

• 1:38:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, right. Pussy from 1958?

• 1:38:55Stavros Halkias?

  I had a fuck, a very similar story. I actually recorded the guy for my own records. I'll never like, cause it was too fucking crazy. He was just like a fat little like Armenian guy.

• 1:39:05Speaker 03

  Uh-huh.

• 1:39:05Stavros Halkias?

  Exactly the same shit, but crazier dude.

• 1:39:07Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:08Stavros Halkias?

  He was telling me stories about how he was in a throuple with two like prostitutes. And he would just like go over when they weren't working, they like were, he would fuck both of them. And he was just like, he, like truly, like, I know I am saying this, he was even fatter and shorter and like, he was like, every bad thing people make fun of me about.

• 1:39:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:28Stavros Halkias?

  Turned all the way up, like shorter, like older, whatever. And truly just would not, and, and every story was like, ah, it was such a, and it's, the vibe of every story was, what a burden it was.

• 1:39:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:39:42Stavros Halkias?

  And I literally, dude, it was, it was in Astoria. I was, we were about to do a podcast. I invited him up. I was like, I do a radio show here. Please come inside.

• 1:39:51Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a shame. You didn't get him.

• 1:39:53Stavros Halkias?

  Trying to get him dude, and he wouldn't do it.

• 1:39:54Speaker 03

  No, that's.

• 1:39:55Stavros Halkias?

  He wouldn't do it. I think he realized like, wait.

• 1:39:57Speaker 03

  Cause that's how we found Gene.

• 1:39:59Stavros Halkias?

  That's right.

• 1:40:00Speaker 03

  You know?

• 1:40:00Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck.

• 1:40:00Speaker 03

  Gene was just saying wild shit and we were like, okay, well, people need to hear this.

• 1:40:05Stavros Halkias?

  Gene really is the man.

• 1:40:06Speaker 03

  I, I got everything they want. I'm from New York and I'm Elvis.

• 1:40:10Stavros Halkias?

  Three things, yeah, yeah.

• 1:40:10Speaker 03

  Three things, Italian guys.

• 1:40:12Stavros Halkias?

  Italian, from New York.

• 1:40:13Speaker 03

  And Elvis.

• 1:40:13Stavros Halkias?

  And I'm Elvis.

• 1:40:16Stavros Halkias?

  The three universal things people love and look that up. That's maybe one of the things I'm most proud of is the episode we had with, with Bam titled Come Down, featuring Gene. What was his name?

• 1:40:28Speaker 03

  Gene De Napoli. Did I ever tell you, he called me up, he called me up like three years ago or something? And I took his call, cause you know.

• 1:40:34Stavros Halkias?

  Sure. When the, when the Napoli called.

• 1:40:36Speaker 03

  Right, exactly. You know, yeah, you don't, that's an offer you can't refuse. Take that phone call. And he goes, uh, Mullen, how you doing? I'm like, I'm okay. What's up, Gene? And he's like, listen, right off the bat, listen, uh, I got a, I got a gig I'm booking. I want to put you in the Copa Cabana with Peter Lomigello Jr.

• 1:41:00Stavros Halkias?

  Awesome.

• 1:41:01Speaker 03

  I'll be there, Gene.

• 1:41:04Stavros Halkias?

  I'll be at the Copa.

• 1:41:06Speaker 03

  I'll be at the Copa Cabana with Peter Lomigello Jr. Just send me the details and whenever you need me.

• 1:41:11Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 1:41:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:12Stavros Halkias?

  And it never materialized unfortunately?

• 1:41:14Speaker 03

  And then the next time I talked to him, it was like, yeah, I guess, I don't know. It's like a Spanish club or something now.

• 1:41:23Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, I remember he was telling us about having Black Knight. That was awesome. He would post on Black Knight.

• 1:41:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, we got Black Knight.

• 1:41:33Stavros Halkias?

  What else? Elders, let's answer at least one more question here. Let's see what we got.

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• 1:43:09Speaker 07

  Hey, Stavi, first time, long time. I'm a Patreon member. Actually, I listen to you all the time when I'm walking my dog. So thank you. Um, and I saw you in Nashville and you're awesome. I just love you so much. Um, so I'm calling because I need some help dealing with my mom. So my parents are like very conservative Christians. My dad's kind of a lost cause. Um, but me and my two sisters, we've like grown out of it. We're not really religious anymore. We're very like well-rounded people, I feel like. But my mom, and my mom like will listen to our arguments when she posts like crazy stuff on Facebook about whatever.

• 1:43:52Speaker 07

  Um, but recently she's just gotten really, really bad about posting Islamophobic hate on Facebook about how like Muslims are taking over America. And like they've already taken over Britain and Europe and this is what.

• 1:44:08Speaker 03

  Can't stop us.

• 1:44:09Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, you've, you've converted?

• 1:44:11Speaker 03

  No, I'm like a mercenary.

• 1:44:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, you're one of the Janissaries?

• 1:44:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:16Stavros Halkias?

  You're one of the Ottomans, Christian soldiers?

• 1:44:21Speaker 07

  But they're gonna, you know, that's our future and it's clearly just. It's either like Fox News articles or these random like women on YouTube.

• 1:44:32Speaker 03

  Your mom is right. It's just that like, that's good.

• 1:44:39Speaker 03

  You know what I mean? Like, I don't know what to say this lady to be like, you're like, you should, your mom is correct. That's going to happen.

• 1:44:45Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:46Speaker 03

  There's nothing she can do about it.

• 1:44:47Stavros Halkias?

  Totally.

• 1:44:47Speaker 03

  We're going to kill her.

• 1:44:53Speaker 03

  And it's like, yeah, it's upsetting to see your mom scared.

• 1:44:56Stavros Halkias?

  Of course.

• 1:44:57Speaker 03

  So you just gotta take the TV remote away from her.

• 1:44:59Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:45:00Speaker 03

  That's it.

• 1:45:00Stavros Halkias?

  This is when, like, I do think AI is a means of doc, like, engendering boomer docility. That could work. Cause they love, like, I don't even mind when old people love AI, cause it's like, they keep, they, they, this is a new technology to them. They, their whole life has been things unimaginable. Every like 20 years, a technology that hitherto was unimaginable.

• 1:45:26Speaker 03

  Well, that's gonna happen for us also.

• 1:45:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, for sure.

• 1:45:28Speaker 03

  And that's a kind of the other thing to worry about with AI. It's like, cause you know, yeah, there's bad stuff, but then it's like, well, I'm also the age where you start going like, ah, that thing's bullshit.

• 1:45:38Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right.

• 1:45:39Speaker 03

  And it's like, oh shit, I didn't learn how to use email and I'm fucking unemployed.

• 1:45:43Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right, right.

• 1:45:45Speaker 03

  You know.

• 1:45:45Stavros Halkias?

  Typing, what am I, a chick?

• 1:45:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, right.

• 1:45:47Stavros Halkias?

  You want me to learn typing?

• 1:45:49Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 1:45:49Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:45:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, I know fucking robots taking my job. Oh shit.

• 1:45:53Stavros Halkias?

  I'd love to see a robot do lazy podcasting. Oh, it's really good at that.

• 1:45:59Speaker 03

  Now I gotta drive, now I gotta drive a cab for 40 years. Thank God I got pussy that one time.

• 1:46:05Stavros Halkias?

  Thank God I climbed down the fire escape.

• 1:46:07Speaker 03

  I'd like to see a, a robot rape a woman and they're breaking into her apartment. And then convincing itself it was consensual.

• 1:46:16Stavros Halkias?

  A hot consensual story I tell 40 years.

• 1:46:19Speaker 03

  And not a, not a 60, 7 year old.

• 1:46:21Stavros Halkias?

  Sin of my life.

• 1:46:22Speaker 03

  Guatemalan lady who I completely raped.

• 1:46:26Stavros Halkias?

  I don't tell that story. That one I don't even bring up to myself.

• 1:46:30Speaker 03

  That's what you call an AI hallucination.

• 1:46:35Stavros Halkias?

  Alright, so keep going, Eldon.

• 1:46:37Speaker 07

  And on YouTube that, you know, are Zionists and, I don't know, I wanna talk to her about it because she's really spreading so much hate. And, um, she was posting a lot about Mom Donnie and my other sister talked to her and kind of reasoned with her. And, but I, I don't really know how to approach it and I know she will listen to reason at some point. I feel like she's just becoming, um, brainwashed. So, I don't know, just any points you have, because I feel like I always get just emotional talking to her

• 1:47:17Speaker 07

  about how she's really just spreading hate and this is a free country and like you can build mosques and like we are having a bunch of Muslim immigrants, but that's not.

• 1:47:27Speaker 03

  And I don't understand why the administration's not doing that. I know he's your friend, nice guy, but get with the fucking program.

• 1:47:36Speaker 07

  I'd like not, people, these people are not jihadists and they're not trying to take over our government, like.

• 1:47:41Speaker 03

  Yes, we are and yes, we are.

• 1:47:45Speaker 07

  Anyway, anything you have to say or any points you could make, help me make, I would really appreciate it.

• 1:47:51Stavros Halkias?

  This is tough.

• 1:47:52Speaker 07

  I literally feel like I need an outline talking to her about.

• 1:47:55Stavros Halkias?

  People love being Islamophobic, dude. It's like the one type of racism that it's like so allowed again for some reason. And like the fact that people when Mom Donnie was running were being like, oh really? After 9/11 happened, we're gonna let a Muslim be mayor? And we're saying it like it was a excellent point.

• 1:48:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:48:15Stavros Halkias?

  Like, we're saying it like it was a pure gotcha, like, oh, okay, the guy who did 9/11 is gonna get to be mayor now. And it wasn't like, it was one to one.

• 1:48:26Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:48:27Stavros Halkias?

  That just goes to show you how stupid the people that believe this shit are. And it's like, are you gonna really win a, cause I've had arguments with Greek immigrants who have, who were born in a different country, when they didn't come here till they were like in their twenties. They will be like, we gotta get these fucking Muslims out. And it's like, you are the same. You are fucking foreign. You don't, you weren't fucking born here, so.

• 1:48:51Speaker 03

  Also, the ones that they're afraid of have the same values as them.

• 1:48:55Stavros Halkias?

  A hundred percent.

• 1:48:55Speaker 03

  Like the fake, like, oh, they want Sharia law. It's like, you probably want Sharia law. If you, yeah, right.

• 1:49:01Stavros Halkias?

  They agree with you when it comes to gay people. Like, you should be, these are your actual allies here. Uh, but you know, they don't see it. I mean, look, what do you do when your fucking parent is racist? I don't know. I, I'm lucky as fuck in that my mom is not and my dad doesn't really seem to give a fuck one way. My dad will just be like the last person he talked to. You can convince him to just do whatever. And if it's me, he'll be like, hmm, good point. Like if you said some like homophobic shit, I'll just be like, really? Do you really think that? And be like, I don't know.

• 1:49:30Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:49:31Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? Like.

• 1:49:33Speaker 03

  The thing with your parents is that you get older, they're always gonna see you as a child and there's nothing, like, there's no point in fighting that.

• 1:49:39Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right.

• 1:49:40Speaker 03

  You know, it's, but they're also, now they're decrepit and their brain doesn't work, so you have to like patronize them basically.

• 1:49:46Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, true.

• 1:49:47Speaker 03

  Everyone goes through that process and it's like, it's just not, it's not even worth it. What, is your mom moving the needle one way or the other? I fucking doubt it, you know?

• 1:49:56Stavros Halkias?

  It's more about like your own comfort and your ability to like relate to your parents, I guess.

• 1:50:00Speaker 03

  Sure, but just find something else. It's like.

• 1:50:03Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I kind of.

• 1:50:03Speaker 03

  Just have another thing, get her into pickleball or something.

• 1:50:07Stavros Halkias?

  I mean, yeah, I mean, I think.

• 1:50:08Speaker 03

  Or needlepoint, find a, find a hobby or something to talk to her about.

• 1:50:12Stavros Halkias?

  Honestly, you're, you breaking down what Sharia law actually is to the point where she's like, hmm, we should, yes.

• 1:50:20Speaker 03

  I would say that's.

• 1:50:20Stavros Halkias?

  We want gays in prison.

• 1:50:22Speaker 03

  That's not even, that's not even worth it. I mean, it's like, you're, if your mom is sitting there all day long, looking at like YouTube videos of like Islamophobic content, she's probably like scared and upset, like her, that's, and that's like a, it's, that's the algorithm giving her some kind of security blanket. It's like, you can't like, you can't be like, oh, your, your pacifier is wrong. You're, you know, you're gonna take away the binky.

• 1:50:49Stavros Halkias?

  10 more minutes of your iPad.

• 1:50:51Speaker 03

  Yeah, just don't even do that. Yeah.

• 1:50:53Stavros Halkias?

  Newsmax clips.

• 1:50:53Speaker 03

  You gotta create an alternative that's completely out of the realm of like the politics.

• 1:50:57Stavros Halkias?

  That is true, cause I think so much of this is, there is no community, there are no hobbies. This is the type of shit an old lady would use to do, like put bingo. She would care about bingo this much.

• 1:51:08Speaker 03

  It's also you and your mom are powerless. Like they can't, you can't, you're not, neither of you are gonna fucking. You can't change anything.

• 1:51:17Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:51:17Speaker 03

  So like, don't let these things, I mean, your mom's already done it where she may have let this thing kind of, you know, damage your relationship. But you know, it's like, you know, find something else.

• 1:51:29Stavros Halkias?

  I do think that's, yeah, trying to relate in the non, that's kind of a good point. Making your point as well as you can be like, hey, these people want, remember Nona? I mean, all these people that are racist have an immigrant in their family, you know what I mean? But it's like, they just want what they had. Any, you can give it a shot, like Nick says, it probably won't work. And then yes, come up with a different hobby to share with your mother. And every time she says some racist shit, be like, stop doing that shit. I don't wanna fucking hear it. And try and redirect to shit that you like. You know, is that easier said than done? Probably. Cause with moms, like with dads, at least you could watch a World War II documentary.

• 1:52:07Speaker 03

  Just tell your mom, if you bring, if you bring that shit up again, I'm gonna start taking hormones. Every, every time I hear, you have to tell me about one of these Ben Shapiro videos.

• 1:52:20Stavros Halkias?

  Right.

• 1:52:21Speaker 03

  I'm growing a mustache.

• 1:52:22Stavros Halkias?

  I'm growing a mustache.

• 1:52:22Speaker 03

  I'm getting my tits cut off.

• 1:52:23Stavros Halkias?

  I'm getting a job at a daycare center and chopping off every little boy's cock. Every, every time you bring up one of these fucking videos, I, I take a centimeter off a little boy's penis and, and ask him what color lipstick he wants. Yeah, that's good.

• 1:52:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:52:39Stavros Halkias?

  Problem solved.

• 1:52:39Speaker 03

  Problem solved.

• 1:52:40Stavros Halkias?

  Problem solved. Beautiful. What else? Eldon, you got anything good for us here, buddy boy?

• 1:52:45Speaker 03

  Do you wanna do a last one to go on or you just wanna do another question?

• 1:52:48Stavros Halkias?

  Give us one more and then we'll, we'll end on a fun one. Your fun ones have been lacking substance recently, so I don't really trust you.

• 1:52:55Speaker 03

  I think this one's a rich vein, but that's fine.

• 1:52:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, we'll see about that in about seven minutes.

• 1:53:02Speaker 00

  Hey, Stabby. Hello, esteemed guests. So, you guys might laugh at me for this one and call me a pussy, but I'm just gonna ask it anyway. I have upstairs neighbors that are really fucking loud and when I say they're loud, I mean that they.

• 1:53:20Speaker 03

  Every question should be shit like this.

• 1:53:24Speaker 03

  This is perfect.

• 1:53:25Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:53:25Speaker 03

  You know, I mean, what are this other bullshit? What should I do about AI? What the fuck?

• 1:53:32Speaker 03

  Islamophobe, these are like these big societal questions. Upstairs neighbors.

• 1:53:37Stavros Halkias?

  Upstairs neighbor, how do we fuck with them? It's perfect.

• 1:53:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:53:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:53:42Speaker 00

  I have upstairs neighbors that are really fucking loud and when I say they're loud, I mean that they stomp with the entire weight of a thousand suns with every step that they take and they pace

• 1:53:58Speaker 00

  their entire apartment for like hours on end.

• 1:54:02Stavros Halkias?

  Crazy.

• 1:54:02Speaker 00

  And they rile their dogs up at 6 a.m. every morning.

• 1:54:06Stavros Halkias?

  Oh my god.

• 1:54:07Speaker 00

  My roommate and I have confronted them three times and the last time they yelled at me. And told me that I was hearing swirls in the walls, which doesn't even make any fucking sense. So, I'm trying to get revenge. I considered, cause it's a married couple with no kids, I considered sending them a letter that says cheater.

• 1:54:38Stavros Halkias?

  That's genius. That's kind of fucking awesome. Inventing an affair.

• 1:54:45Speaker 00

  That might be too far though.

• 1:54:48Speaker 07

  Um, maybe sending bedbugs.

• 1:54:51Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 1:54:52Speaker 07

  That might be too far.

• 1:54:54Stavros Halkias?

  That's crazy.

• 1:54:55Speaker 07

  You know, I bang on the, the ceiling. They don't seem to hear it or really give a fuck. Am I just kinda cooked here?

• 1:55:03Speaker 03

  So they make.

• 1:55:04Speaker 07

  I really love your advice.

• 1:55:06Speaker 03

  They make.

• 1:55:07Speaker 07

  Anyway, thanks.

• 1:55:08Speaker 03

  They can go like specifically for that to get revenge on.

• 1:55:11Stavros Halkias?

  Really upstairs neighbors?

• 1:55:13Speaker 03

  Neighbors, but you would get one of those and set it to a frequency that only the dogs could hear.

• 1:55:18Stavros Halkias?

  Oh wow.

• 1:55:18Speaker 03

  So the dogs are just going fucking nuts twenty four seven.

• 1:55:22Stavros Halkias?

  That's good.

• 1:55:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:55:23Stavros Halkias?

  Well, they have like random noise makers that like on no rhythm whatsoever emit different noises to.

• 1:55:29Speaker 03

  Yeah, you would want something that makes the dogs think that there's ghosts in there to, to psychologically abuse their pets.

• 1:55:35Stavros Halkias?

  Right, right, right, right, right.

• 1:55:37Speaker 03

  Which, you know, I wouldn't have said, but you know, you're already talking about bedbugs and.

• 1:55:41Stavros Halkias?

  Bedbugs you can't.

• 1:55:42Speaker 03

  Relationships, you know, I mean, that's.

• 1:55:44Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:55:44Speaker 03

  That's a little far.

• 1:55:45Stavros Halkias?

  That's true. Which one is better? The fake cheater or the slight abuse of their dog?

• 1:55:50Speaker 03

  If you have enough money, just rent the apartment above theirs.

• 1:55:53Stavros Halkias?

  They do.

• 1:55:57Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, this is interesting. I mean, could you mail stuff to them?

• 1:56:01Speaker 03

  I, I had a very loud upstairs neighbor, but I thought it was funny. She was like a very loud black lady.

• 1:56:07Stavros Halkias?

  So she's just getting in arguments and stuff?

• 1:56:09Speaker 03

  All the time.

• 1:56:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:10Speaker 03

  And then, and then she like didn't, she didn't have a job. And then like, I remember one of the funniest things was, it was like Wednesday at like one o'clock in the afternoon, like thoroughly midday, midweek.

• 1:56:22Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm.

• 1:56:22Speaker 03

  And there was like con ed guys working outside with a jackhammer.

• 1:56:26Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 1:56:26Speaker 03

  You know, and then I heard her open the window and she's like, you'll keep it down. There's a goddamn baby in here. And there's no, there's no baby.

• 1:56:35Stavros Halkias?

  It's one P M. It's like, when are they supposed to do?

• 1:56:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. But then she would always, she would be always, she would have these guys over and then, and I swear to God, this is fucking true. She'd have these guys over and then she would like fuck them, but then berate them like, and you would never hear the guy talking. She'd be like, you a pussy. I'm getting pussy vibes from you. You acting like a fucking female. You a fucking pussy female to me. Like just dressing them down. And then I would go out in the.

• 1:57:01Stavros Halkias?

  Nodding dude.

• 1:57:02Speaker 03

  I would go out in the hallway and see the guys. I swear to fucking God, every time like five foot even, cross eyed. Like mentally and mentally disabled people.

• 1:57:12Stavros Halkias?

  What the?

• 1:57:13Speaker 03

  Yeah, with like, with shell braids and like Mark Echo, you know, like those, like those kind of guys. And like that, they're like, oh my, you know, and like not knowing where to go or where to stand or then getting locked out and I'd have to let them back in.

• 1:57:26Stavros Halkias?

  Incredible.

• 1:57:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, and just.

• 1:57:27Stavros Halkias?

  So she would fuck the mentally enfeebled and make fun of.

• 1:57:31Speaker 03

  And then, and then, yeah, and then lambasted them.

• 1:57:33Stavros Halkias?

  And that was part of her thing, probably.

• 1:57:35Speaker 03

  Right, yeah, so.

• 1:57:35Stavros Halkias?

  That's pretty fucking awesome.

• 1:57:37Speaker 03

  So she was, I mean, anytime she was being loud, I was like, ooh.

• 1:57:40Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:57:41Speaker 03

  What's going on this time?

• 1:57:42Stavros Halkias?

  What do we, I mean, yes, I think I would pro, I like the idea of fucking with their dogs. I like the idea of.

• 1:57:48Speaker 03

  Don't fuck with the dogs, by the way. That's cruel.

• 1:57:50Stavros Halkias?

  Well, I mean, some kind of noise maker.

• 1:57:52Speaker 03

  They do make a thing that just makes noise.

• 1:57:55Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some kind of thi, some kind of noise maker, um, some kind of like.

• 1:58:02Stavros Halkias?

  A, a, a letter that says cheater is, is on, is maybe unnecessary, but like, it would be funny if you sent flowers with no explanation. Just, just like things that are just a little annoying or even just like, uh, you know, um, letters or, or even, or even like, yeah, wrong deliveries to make it seem like somebody has their address.

• 1:58:27Stavros Halkias?

  I'm trying to think like what.

• 1:58:29Speaker 03

  But the thing with revenge is it's only worth it if they know you're doing it. You don't want to just call.

• 1:58:34Stavros Halkias?

  Not necessarily. Sometimes you, it's enough to know they're being, uh, they are being, uh, inconvenienced in the way you were inconvenienced.

• 1:58:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, but that's not gonna work on people. You know what I mean? Cause your thinking is like, oh, well, if I inconvenience them, they're gonna reflect on the way that they've.

• 1:58:52Stavros Halkias?

  I don't think it's, I'm not trying to teach anybody a lesson when I'm getting revenge. I'm trying to settle a score.

• 1:58:56Speaker 03

  Oh, okay.

• 1:58:57Stavros Halkias?

  So to me, I don't care if they fucking become a better person at the end. I want to get this.

• 1:59:01Speaker 03

  Just the satisfaction of, okay.

• 1:59:03Stavros Halkias?

  Get the scales back to zero.

• 1:59:05Speaker 03

  I would say maybe some sort of like stinky, like a weird smell.

• 1:59:09Stavros Halkias?

  Weird smell.

• 1:59:09Speaker 03

  You got into cooking weird stuff.

• 1:59:11Stavros Halkias?

  Oh yes, you, your smells rise. That's a great idea.

• 1:59:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:59:15Stavros Halkias?

  Start fucking fermenting shit. Yeah, and eat healthier. You know, kimchi is good for your gut health.

• 1:59:21Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:59:22Stavros Halkias?

  You know what I mean? You could, you could start, you could start finding a thing they don't like and cooking it more. I like that. Cause you have smells, they have sounds.

• 1:59:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:59:32Stavros Halkias?

  You know, is there, is there a vent? Could you fart into their vents? Could you, could you? Could you do anything gross? You know, I don't know. Uh, but yes.

• 1:59:43Speaker 03

  You could just drill a hole through the ceiling and then put a hose up there and attach it to the end of your car.

• 1:59:48Stavros Halkias?

  That's a. Yes, absolutely.

• 1:59:51Speaker 03

  Leave the car running.

• 1:59:52Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, yes. Leave the car running. I believe what you're saying is poisoning and killing them. You could put a little bit of a fucked up gas up there though.

• 1:59:59Speaker 03

  Just. Or you could climb out on the fire escape and.

• 2:00:04Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, that's a great idea.

• 2:00:05Speaker 03

  Turn into a great story.

• 2:00:06Stavros Halkias?

  You could turn to a story you've held twenty years later.

• 2:00:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:00:09Stavros Halkias?

  I don't know. Have you ever had a noisy upstairs? I feel like we were the noisy upstairs neighbors.

• 2:00:13Speaker 04

  I was gonna say, I always think of back to a story of when the people on the second floor were like bitching about us. Well, you know, we probably, we are fat as shit. We probably were noisy.

• 2:00:23Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:00:23Speaker 04

  At the same time, I'm like, I'm taking normal steps at like eight P M. The shit they would complain about was pretty out of fucking pockets. Maybe, maybe the callers being like a.

• 2:00:33Stavros Halkias?

  Maybe you're a dumb bitch.

• 2:00:35Speaker 03

  I, I, I was staying in a hotel one time, like a real shitty, like, you know, motel, just, you know, I, you know, whatever. It's a piece of shit. And in the room next to me, and again, I swear to God, I know this sounds like a joke. I wish I could have seen them. I didn't see them. But it was like two people and I couldn't hear what they were saying. It was muffled through the wall, but one of them had like the most baritone voice. It was.

• 2:01:00Speaker 03

  And then the other one was like a Wizard of Oz chipmunk.

• 2:01:07Speaker 03

  It was crazy.

• 2:01:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:01:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:01:10Stavros Halkias?

  And it would, did you hear them fucking or they could?

• 2:01:12Speaker 03

  It sounded like they were just, yeah, yeah. More like a kind of Abbott and Costello relationship between the two of them.

• 2:01:18Stavros Halkias?

  That's beautiful.

• 2:01:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:01:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, I mean, start talking weird voices, um, you know, that kind of thing. Incantations, pretend you're a witch, do some shit to freak them out. Yeah, it's just shit like that.

• 2:01:29Speaker 03

  Just figure out, look, everybody needs to sleep at some point. You figure out when they go to sleep and that's when you make noise.

• 2:01:34Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, exactly right. Now give us something fun to go out on, Mr. Sula.

• 2:01:40Speaker 06

  Stavi, baby, immaculate guest, Aldis, the glorious producer. Can I ask one question? I just got back from vacation. I binge watched all of the John Wick movies.

• 2:01:53Stavros Halkias?

  Fuck yes.

• 2:01:54Speaker 06

  Over vacation. It was fucking awesome. But I remember you saying that action movies have a lack of tits in them and I was really disappointed after the first one that there were no.

• 2:02:07Speaker 03

  You just said that in this episode too.

• 2:02:12Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, a rare, a rare good producing on Aldis.

• 2:02:16Speaker 06

  There were no tits. There were no like, you know.

• 2:02:19Stavros Halkias?

  That's a big problem.

• 2:02:20Speaker 06

  There was nothing. So my question to get to the point is where would you put either a nude woman or a sex scene in the John Wick film?

• 2:02:32Stavros Halkias?

  Come on, that's.

• 2:02:32Speaker 06

  Thank you, baby. Love you. Bye.

• 2:02:34Speaker 03

  First of all, it's a tattoo on John Wick's cheek.

• 2:02:37Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm.

• 2:02:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, for starters.

• 2:02:38Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 2:02:39Speaker 03

  The dog, the dog should have tits.

• 2:02:41Stavros Halkias?

  The dog should have.

• 2:02:41Speaker 03

  John Leguizamo should work in a titty factory instead of an auto body shop.

• 2:02:45Stavros Halkias?

  It should be his character from Two Wong Foo, but fully have gone, undergone a transition.

• 2:02:50Speaker 03

  His name should be the booby gay, yeah, guy.

• 2:02:53Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, booby gay guy.

• 2:02:54Speaker 03

  And something.

• 2:02:55Stavros Halkias?

  The Baba gay guy. I think.

• 2:02:57Speaker 03

  Instead of, instead of Russians, should be a big old pair of tits.

• 2:03:01Stavros Halkias?

  Yep. Well, look, easily strip club every time.

• 2:03:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:03:05Stavros Halkias?

  Like one of these clubs should be a strip club. Uh, in the, one of the rooms at the Continental should be the fucking, it should, there should be.

• 2:03:14Speaker 03

  There should be a, a fight in the strip club and he's, there's a lady with big labia and he's using the wrap.

• 2:03:19Stavros Halkias?

  As a shield.

• 2:03:19Speaker 03

  Eyes, yeah. He's tying guys up and slapping them around.

• 2:03:23Stavros Halkias?

  Pussy flaps.

• 2:03:23Speaker 03

  Screaming.

• 2:03:24Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so many. First of all.

• 2:03:28Speaker 03

  He wraps the guy's head.

• 2:03:33Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, snaps you guy, guy's neck with a long ass pussy lip.

• 2:03:37Speaker 03

  Let's say no more John Wick five. Put a pin on it. This is copyright. Trademark.

• 2:03:42Stavros Halkias?

  We're gonna, we're gonna do this plus heavyweights too.

• 2:03:45Speaker 03

  It's called the heavyweights, John Wick.

• 2:03:47Stavros Halkias?

  Yes.

• 2:03:47Speaker 03

  Heavy Wick.

• 2:03:48Stavros Halkias?

  Heavy Wick.

• 2:03:49Speaker 03

  He has to go to a fat camp at a strip club.

• 2:03:52Stavros Halkias?

  But the fat camp is for women's tits.

• 2:03:54Speaker 03

  Oh yeah.

• 2:03:55Stavros Halkias?

  Their tits got, it's got way too fucking fat and they have to make them lose weight.

• 2:03:59Speaker 03

  They have to get stocked at camp.

• 2:04:02Stavros Halkias?

  But John Wick kills everybody's idea that was.

• 2:04:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:04:05Stavros Halkias?

  He can get, keep the tits fat.

• 2:04:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'd like to see A I come up with.

• 2:04:08Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, could A I come up with that?

• 2:04:09Speaker 03

  Movie.

• 2:04:10Stavros Halkias?

  No.

• 2:04:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:04:11Stavros Halkias?

  A I could never come up with heavy.

• 2:04:13Speaker 03

  No chance.

• 2:04:14Stavros Halkias?

  It's about John Wick stopping a fat camp that's targeted at women's tits and trying to get them skinnier. Yep, we would do that. But yeah, there's a play. You could put tits in, literally choose any John Wick scene. You could put, you could easily slide tits in there.

• 2:04:28Speaker 04

  I wouldn't mind seeing an extended lovemaking scene between John and his deceased, uh, wife or girlfriend.

• 2:04:34Speaker 03

  Oh, that's what you, you want romance.

• 2:04:36Speaker 04

  That would be, that would be beautiful evidence of how passionate their love really was.

• 2:04:40Stavros Halkias?

  I don't want to see a hardcore sex scene between John Wick and his dead wife. I want him to fuck, for example, Halle Berry's character. We could see her tits.

• 2:04:48Speaker 04

  That would be cool.

• 2:04:49Stavros Halkias?

  You know, I just mean like, like James Bond.

• 2:04:51Speaker 03

  Which, which John Wick is she in?

• 2:04:53Stavros Halkias?

  She's in three with the worst one. To me.

• 2:04:55Speaker 03

  Is three the one where they're like walking and kind of?

• 2:04:58Stavros Halkias?

  No, that's two.

• 2:04:58Speaker 03

  That's two.

• 2:04:59Stavros Halkias?

  I think two's the best one.

• 2:05:00Speaker 03

  And four is, is four the girl? No.

• 2:05:03Stavros Halkias?

  No, that's three.

• 2:05:04Speaker 03

  The new one.

• 2:05:04Stavros Halkias?

  Four's good. Well, to me it goes two, four's a little long, but it's good. I think two, one, four, three is my order, actually. I think. I'd have to really, I'd have to really, you know, consider. Is, cause two is a better movie than one, but one just has so much sentimental value for how awesome it was to discover it.

• 2:05:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:26Stavros Halkias?

  Um, anyway, you could put tits in any of them. Thanks for listening, everyone. Go see Nick on tour. Uh, come see, please watch next week, September eighth, uh, Uncle Stav on Netflix.

• 2:05:40Speaker 03

  Press that Netflix button.

• 2:05:42Stavros Halkias?

  Press that Netflix button. Uh, the Moldog will be at various cities coming to you.

• 2:05:47Speaker 03

  Various cities in different locations at different times.

• 2:05:50Stavros Halkias?

  Mm hmm. We'll have, we'll, we'll throw a fucking link up to that shit.

• 2:05:53Speaker 03

  Don't even worry about the link. Just ask fucking Gemini.

• 2:05:57Stavros Halkias?

  Ask Gemini, when will Nick Mullen be near me?

• 2:06:00Speaker 03

  When can I, where can I see this?

• 2:06:01Stavros Halkias?

  Useless answer. And then get a link to a show we did six years ago, probably, if you do that.

• 2:06:09Stavros Halkias?

  Uh, or go to his website, nickmullin.pussy.gay and check out all the dates. And, uh, yes, we will talk to you guys next week, buddy. Thanks for doing the show.

• 2:06:19Speaker 03

  Thanks for having me.

• 2:06:20Stavros Halkias?

  Bye, guys.

• 2:06:21Speaker 03

  What are we doing now? Lunch?

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