Bonus #195 - Party God [PATREON PREVIEW]

Patreon preview. Unlock full episode at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld Devon Young and Elle Parker, hosts of the Party God podcast, join the pod to discuss how they split up their party-crashing duties, seeing guys cower at a well-endowed adult film's star rizz at a party, Devon's Grapes of Wrath-like upbringing in Georgia, Elle's standup comic mom, and much more. Devon, Elle and Stav help callers including an Australian guy whose deadbeat dad is using him for access to club parties with goth baddies, and a guy who's hooking up with his ex-girlfriend but stuck in HJ purgatory. Check out the Party God podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@PartyGodPod https://www.instagram.com/partygodpod/ https://www.tiktok.com/@partygodpod Follow Devon Young on social media: https://www.instagram.com/cuteanon__/ Follow Elle Parker on social media: https://www.instagram.com/ellevegas/ ☎️ Want to be a part of the show? Call 904-800-STAV and leave a voicemail to get advice! 🎤 Watch Stav's new special Uncle Stav on Netflix (Sept. 8): https://www.netflix.com/title/82055929 ‼️ Bonus episodes every week! Unlock exclusive, Patreon-only episodes at https://www.patreon.com/stavvysworld 🎟️ See Stavvy live!! 🛥️💕!!! https://stavvy.biz/ for tickets

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• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 1:00Speaker 01

  Hey, Star, Elders, I'm calling in from Australia. So, my problem is, I'm 20 years old and I'm kind of involved in the goth punk scene in Melbourne, which is very small, so I sort of know everyone here. My dad is 60, but back when he was 20, whenever that was, he was involved in the goth scene. I've got a pretty complicated relationship with him. We didn't talk for about 10 years, and he's now come back having some sort of midlife crisis, and he wants me to bring him along to the parties and clubs that I'm going to.

• 1:41Speaker 01

  So, that would be kind of whatever, a bit weird midlife crisis, but he's now only reaching out to me to ask if I want to go to different clubs or whatever with him, like the goth specific clubs. I went to one of them with him because, you know, whatever, give it a shot. And he was like weirdly hitting on my friends, like he... And then there was this guy that I've got a really rough relationship with, like, we've been on and off friends, and my dad kind of tried to fuck his girlfriend. So, I don't know, it's kind of just a rough situation, because I feel like he's kind

• 2:25Speaker 01

  of only reaching out to me because he sees me as like an in.

• 2:29Stavros Halkias?

  Yes, obviously, he's a piece of shit.

• 2:33Speaker 03

  This is my dad.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  I'm just fucking weird there, I kind of don't want him there, and it's like, imagine going to the club and seeing your dad there. Anyway, let me know what you think.

• 2:44Stavros Halkias?

  What I think?

• 2:45Speaker 03

  God!

• 2:46Stavros Halkias?

  Your dad's a piece of shit, your deadbeat dad is trying to use you to get goth pussy, and you're like, ah, what should I do? Never hang out with him, he's a piece of shit. Has he ever tried... Your dad never hangs out with you in the daytime. He treats you like a situation ship, dude. Your dad's like, nah, we can't get lunch. Meet me at 2 a.m. at the fucking warehouse rave. That's fucking nuts.

• 3:10Speaker 03

  No.

• 3:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah.

• 3:11Speaker 03

  This is literally my dad.

• 3:12Stavros Halkias?

  This is your dad?

• 3:12Speaker 03

  My dad did befriend like some people I went to high school with once I was like 20 years old, so this is hitting really close to home, so I think he needs to just cut that.

• 3:21Stavros Halkias?

  Of course. I mean, and he said his dad wasn't in his life, right?

• 3:24Speaker 04

  Yeah, he wasn't for a long time, and now he came back trying to party.

• 3:28Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, he clearly doesn't give a fuck about you. He wasn't like, I'm so, I feel so bad about everything that happened. He's like, I saw you post a story with some girls with black lipstick on, do you think I could fuck one of them? Like, that's how he comes back at you? That's crazy.

• 3:42Speaker 03

  Now you're doing some stuff that I want to be a part of.

• 3:43Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, exactly.

• 3:44Speaker 03

  Now, I didn't want to go to daycare, but, or your recital, but now there's ass.

• 3:48Stavros Halkias?

  Totally, totally. Yeah, that's fucking nuts. Then what about you? You have, how do you feel? I feel like you have a more reconc... Maybe of the three of us, you...

• 3:56Speaker 03

  Hear him out, hear him out.

• 3:57Stavros Halkias?

  You're more of a reconcile person, but...

• 3:59Speaker 05

  I'm boy just curious what this guy's inner world is, that he feels even obligated to do this. Like, he obviously owes his dad nothing, so why is he even questioning? What is he...

• 4:09Stavros Halkias?

  Well, don't you think it's just classic? I mean, parent stuff is the hardest. It's the sort of like, it's where everything starts. It's the source of all your guilt, all your hangups, so it's like, and especially like abandoned dad. You know, I have a weird relationship with my dad, and we go back and forth, and for years, I mean, he said he was 20, right?

• 4:29Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:30Stavros Halkias?

  That's the answer.

• 4:30Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 4:31Stavros Halkias?

  20 is the answer. Because if I was 20 and my dad, and my dad had like a weird relationship, and he was like, hey, man, I want to hang out, I want to whatever, it would take me a while to realize he was... And look, my dad's not a piece of shit, as big a piece of shit as this guy. My dad's just like a, you know, he's got, he's like, he is a, he's either the worst good dad or the best bad dad. I don't know which one, but he's one of those two, right? And he's not, you know, he was just like, he had a temper, and he was around, and he, you know, whatever. But still, if my dad wanted to be like, let's hang out, whatever, when I was 20, I would just do whatever, because I was like, yes, finally, you just look up to your dad, especially, you know, I can speak from the dude's perspective, you just want your dad to think you're cool

• 5:13Stavros Halkias?

  and that, like, you know, his approval, I guess, and that's what this kid is up against. He's 20, he's having the... What we're listening to is the realization as an adult that his dad's a piece of shit.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  Totally.

• 5:24Stavros Halkias?

  Because as a kid, you don't re... You can't really grasp it, and you really just want your dad to be there, even though every time he comes around, it's a problem. As a kid, you're like, I don't care, I want dad to come, even though every time he comes around, your mom cries for a week afterwards.

• 5:37Speaker 05

  That's kind of her mug.

• 5:39Stavros Halkias?

  And you don't know any better, right? You're just like, oh, next time, though, it'll be different.

• 5:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 5:43Stavros Halkias?

  And I think he's just finally, our friend here, is finally putting it together that his dad's actually even a bigger piece of shit than he thought, because this is shocking, baby, you're like...

• 5:55Speaker 03

  Also, like, the boundaries of a relationship, he doesn't care about anything.

• 5:58Stavros Halkias?

  Not at all, not at all.

• 5:59Speaker 05

  But this is a good point, that he's 20, because you have problematic friends when you're 20, and you only start to come to realization as you're 20 that they're really fucked.

• 6:06Speaker 03

  You know what, Jeff is fucked up, too.

• 6:08Stavros Halkias?

  Oh, 100%.

• 6:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 6:10Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah. No, that's a good point. I bet you, dude, in like four years, you will not hang out with any of these people, your father included.

• 6:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, you'll have a office job, you won't even be in the punk scene.

• 6:19Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. The goth, the Australian goth scene is hilarious.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  We should tap into that.

• 6:25Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, he said it hot.

• 6:26Speaker 03

  Probably some hot dads over there.

• 6:27Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go fuck his dad.

• 6:30Speaker 03

  Well, we'll fuck the dad.

• 6:31Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 6:33Speaker 05

  I had a similar but opposite experience, where I would have been the first in my family to go to college, but my dad decided he wanted to go to college too at the same time, so we started as freshmen in college.

• 6:43Stavros Halkias?

  Are you kidding?

• 6:43Speaker 03

  Wait, what's that movie?

• 6:45Stavros Halkias?

  Back to School with Rodney Dangerfield and...

• 6:46Speaker 05

  Wait, is that, do we do a movie?

• 6:48Stavros Halkias?

  Robert Downey Jr. and Rodney Dangerfield, Back to School. You should, it's actually a great movie.

• 6:53Speaker 05

  Oh, I'll check it out.

• 6:53Stavros Halkias?

  You should check it out. It's very funny.

• 6:55Speaker 03

  My mom also taught the Rodney Dangerfield School of Comedy at my college.

• 6:58Speaker 05

  Oh, wow.

• 6:59Stavros Halkias?

  Just, she had the fakest education degree of all... It's like Flappers University and the Rodney Dangerfield... By the way, I'm guessing unaccredited, I don't think Rodney Dangerfield signed all that.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  He was dead by then. I love my mom.

• 7:14Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, shout out to mom, that is... That's really funny, because I have interacted with that person, not exactly that person, but I know your mom from doing stand-up, just that, and it's just really funny to think of her raising a child, like the people I know, you know?

• 7:29Speaker 03

  That's just wacky.

• 7:30Stavros Halkias?

  Yeah, wacky, fun, but that's the thing, the people that taught the courses did at least baseline have their shit together.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 7:36Stavros Halkias?

  Because it was a way to just be like, all right, I like stand-up, but I kind of need to make money somewhere. You're being responsible doing it, but at the end of the day, you're still a stand-up comic, so...

• 7:45Speaker 03

  She also dated Marc Maron.

• 7:47Stavros Halkias?

  Hilarious, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's awesome. When you were, yeah, he's grumpy, he's like, get your toys out of here! I keep stepping on Barbies! Yeah, dude, this guy, you gotta, pops has to go. And you're 20, you're figuring that out, he's a piece of shit, you should, you deserve to feel mad at your dad. I know right now you're trying to, he's, because the whole point of this call is, the solution to his, he can't fathom that his dad's a true piece of shit, but that's, that is the, that unlocks everything. This is the, outside of this, you're trying to make the math work, some way where your dad's still a good guy, it'll never happen. That equation doesn't exist, brother.

• 8:32Stavros Halkias?

  And so tell him to fuck off and be like, in fact, if you really want, so like, you're fine if you just cut your dad out, you're like, hey, I don't want to do this, this is crazy. If you really want to score some fucking, you know, points in terms of like, getting over whatever issues you have, talk to your fucking dad, and be like, it's fucking ridiculous that this is how you come back into my life. I thought you wanted to reconnect, and you're just using me, never fuck... You can, if you want to apologize for your conduct now and in the past, maybe we can have a real relationship, but get the fu... You know, stop trying to fuck my friends' girlfriends, you know what I mean? But you don't have to, that's also, I, that's something if you really want to like, that's like, if you want to score three stars on the Angry Birds level, but just, you'll pass

• 9:16Stavros Halkias?

  by just telling him to fuck off.