NFL Week 2, Jayden And Caleb Go Down, The Browns Win A Game, The Chargers Are Rock Bottom + Who's Back Of The Week
- 3h 21m
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Summary
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This episode covers NFL Week 2 with an in-depth breakdown of the major games, injuries, and upsets across the league. The hosts discuss Caleb Williams and Jayden Daniels suffering scary injuries, the surprising success of the Vikings and Saints, and the ongoing struggles of the Jets, Chargers, and Steelers. They also react to dramatic finishes in games like Packers-Jets, Eagles-Titans, and Chiefs-Colts, while poking fun at various coaching blunders and team collapses.
- A team can become the first in NFL history to win four straight games with four starting quarterbacks, as the Vikings demonstrated under Kevin O'Connell. 17:39
- A head coach can make a baffling mistake in overtime by electing to start with the ball under rules where both teams get a possession. 49:32
- A struggling franchise can secure a rare win against Tampa Bay, as the Deshaun Watson-led Browns did in a game delayed by weather. 9:28
- A defense can dominate a matchup by holding opponents to just five for twenty-one on third and fourth down, much like the Bengals did against the Texans. 40:49
Chapters
- 0:00Episode Intro and Overview
Hosts open the show, setting the stage for a recap of Week 2 NFL action and previewing key storylines.
- 0:50Ad Break: DraftKings and NFL Week 2
The show announces its sponsor DraftKings and previews Week 2 of the NFL.
- 3:43Vikings vs. Bears Game Recap
Discussion of the Vikings’ win over the Bears and Caleb Williams’ injury.
- 4:35Chargers vs. Raiders and Jets vs. Packers
Review of the Chargers’ loss to the Raiders and the Packers’ win over the Jets.
- 6:19Injury Breakdown: Caleb Williams
Detailed discussion about Caleb Williams’ hamstring injury and its implications.
- 9:08Browns vs. Titans and Ravens vs. Saints
Analysis of the Browns’ win over the Titans and the Saints’ victory over the Ravens.
- 11:00Saints’ Performance and Shuck’s Impact
Exploration of the Saints’ game plan, Tyler Shuck’s role, and future prospects.
- 40:18Bengals vs. Texans and Defensive Analysis
Review of the Bengals’ defensive dominance against the Texans and future outlook.
- 45:11Show Intro and Sponsor Ads
The episode opens with the hosts introducing the show and airing sponsor advertisements for DraftKings Casino and Body Armor.
- 1:29:07Falcons' Red‑Zone Struggles and Coaching Concerns
Discussion of the Falcons’ failure to reach the red zone, turnovers, and coach Stefanski’s handling of player performance.
- 1:35:00Browns vs. Colts: Game Analysis and Player Injuries
Review of the Browns’ loss to the Colts, player injuries, and the impact on team morale and future games.
- 1:52:30Statistical Deep Dive: Sacks, Turnovers, and Historical Comparisons
Hosts analyze quarterback sack stats, historical team dissolutions, and quirky anecdotes to illustrate team performance.
- 1:58:05State Farm and BlueChew Sponsorship Segments
Brief commercial breaks featuring State Farm insurance and BlueChew, including product pitches and promo codes.
- 2:00:00Chargers’ Season Outlook and Schedule Analysis
Hosts discuss the Chargers’ poor record, schedule difficulty, and potential for improvement or decline.
- 2:01:21Blame Game: Raiders, Cardinals, and Chargers Performance
A heated debate over which teams deserve blame for recent losses, focusing on coaching decisions and player execution.
- 2:14:01Future Outlook: Week Seven Predictions and Season Trajectory
Discussion of upcoming games, potential records, and strategic considerations for the remainder of the season.
- 2:15:22Chargers’ Struggles and Future Outlook
Hosts debate the Chargers’ low performance, potential relocation, and the importance of a strong quarterback.
- 2:18:33Raiders’ 2‑0 Start and Playoff Odds
Analysis of the Raiders’ early success, coaching strength, and the statistical likelihood of a playoff run.
- 2:19:37Game Recaps: Seahawks, Cardinals, 49ers, Dolphins, Cowboys
Detailed reviews of recent games, highlighting dominant performances and key player contributions.
- 2:24:55Jayden Daniels Injury and Season Impact
In-depth look at Jayden’s elbow injury, potential surgery, and how it could alter the Commanders’ season trajectory.
- 2:30:53Roback, Bing Bong, and AI Controversy
Hosts tackle a viral segment involving Roback, Bing Bong, and a debate over AI‑generated footage and social media backlash.
- 2:44:49Wrap‑Up, Future Predictions, and Closing Remarks
Final thoughts on team prospects, fan reactions, and a humorous sign‑off as the episode concludes.
- 3:00:41Jayden Hurts Highlight Reel
The hosts discuss the new Jayden Hurts highlight video and the lack of a Caleb Williams clip.
- 3:02:54Chiefs’ Dominance and Future Outlook
The conversation turns to the Chiefs’ strong start, their schedule, and their potential to reach the AFC championship.
- 3:04:28Who’s Back of the Week Segment
A commercial break featuring Twisted Tea, followed by the hosts’ “Who’s Back of the Week” segment covering NASCAR, Water Dogs, and other pop culture topics.
Highlights
- 4:22
Caleb Williams Carted Offstory
Caleb Williams goes down with a non-contact injury in the fourth quarter and is carted off the field, initially sparking fears of an Achilles tear before being diagnosed as a hamstring issue.
- 19:12
Reflecting on Hamstring Injuriesinsight
The hosts share their personal experiences with grade two and three hamstring tears, joking about their lack of proper physical therapy and the lasting muscle lumps that remain.
- 33:42
Saints Fans and Young Tearsstory
The hosts recount how Tyler Shuck and the Saints secured a massive road win against the Ravens, even making a young opposing fan cry on television.
- 49:32
Overtime Coin Toss Blunderdebate
The hosts critique Jets coach Aaron Glenn for electing to receive the ball first in overtime, failing to understand the modern rules where both teams are guaranteed a possession.
- 51:27
Packers Win With Under 200 Yardsdata
The Packers defy historical odds by defeating the Jets despite totaling fewer than 200 yards of offense and committing over 100 penalty yards.
- 1:27:45
Jack Strand's Historic First Passdata
Falcons replacement quarterback Jack Strand joins an infamous club by throwing a pick-six on his very first career NFL pass attempt.
Quotes
“The one thing that I could say that could maybe cheer us up a little bit is that both our quarterbacks got hurt.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:18 “The nice thing about a hamstring is it's not going to, it will not affect anything outside of the self-contained season.”
Unnamed speaker · 15:11 “The Vikings defense made a floor reservation in the Bears backfield all afternoon as Debbie Does Dallas Turner kept on fucking the Bears offensive line to the tune of two sack lunches.”
Unnamed speaker · 3:56 “The Packers, uh, I don't, I mean, they didn't look good. They have, they're just the most penalized team.”
Unnamed speaker · 51:20 “The Packers are the first team on record since 1941 to win a game with less than 200, uh, 200 total yards.”
Unnamed speaker · 51:27 “They're own 12 straight up and against spread over that time period. They did it. They won as a favorite.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:30:10 “$50,000 and two toilets. That's pretty fucking huge. 23 points or more.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:45:02 “Uh, do you guys want to do a real quick idiot jazz? Because I, I don't know why this popped in my head.”
Unnamed speaker · 1:52:31 “If you could beat them, you're, you're in it.”
Unnamed speaker · 2:14:22 “The only way to fix that is to win games and you can't be losing to teams.”
Unnamed speaker · 2:15:10
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- Twisted Tea 3:04:28–3:05:26
About this episode
Week 2 fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:13:22). We then talk about every game from Sunday Vikings 9, Bears 3 (00:13:22-00:29:19) Saints 24, Ravens 17 (00:29:19-00:39:29) Bengals 20, Texans 6 (00:39:29-00:45:08) Packers 20, Jets 17 (00:45:08-00:58:47) Eagles 24, Titans 20 (00:58:47-01:11:15) Patriots 20, Steelers 3 (01:11:15-01:23:48) Panthers 34, Falcons 3 (01:23:48-01:34:37) Browns 23, Bucs 19 (01:34:37-01:46:35) Broncos 20, Jaguars 13 (01:46:35-01:58:29) Raiders 26, Chargers 14 (01:58:29-02:17:58) Seahawks 31, Cardinals 7 (02:17:58-02:20:52) Niners 35, Dolphins 13 (02:20:52-02:22:56) Cowboys 37, Commanders 20 (02:22:56-02:59:36 Chiefs 33, Colts 30 (02:59:36-03:03:54) We then finish with Who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take
Transcript
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Topics
- Bears
- Browns
- Jets
- Titans
- Eagles
- Chargers
- Packers
- Steelers
- Falcons
- Bengals
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