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  Welcome to part of my take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Friday, September 18th, and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. The Buffalo Bills opened their new stadium, dropped 40 points. Their offense looked incredible. D.J. Moore gets hurt and it's still, Josh Allen is, and I know that, you know, we're a Josh Allen podcast. People, people sometimes get upset about how much we glaze him. I don't think we glaze him enough because he's playing quarterback on easy mode. It looks like that

• 3:21Speaker 00

  for him. Like the flick of the wrist, the runs, everything. It just all, it looks like the game has slowed down for him. I know the Lions defense is not very good. They were, they had 86 snaps on Sunday. They had a short rest. I get it, but he's in just total control of the game.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  I think there's obviously a lot of really good quarterbacks in the league right now. Lamar Jackson, Patrick Mahomes. I think I, the Buffalo Bills are the only fan base that I actually get jealous of when I watch Josh Allen play.

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  He's just so good.

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  I'm like, I would love to be able to root for this guy every week. How much joy do you get from watching him even as a guy that's not a Bills fan? It's like, it's incredible to watch him play. He does it all. He's exciting. He's got the rocket arm. The wrist is still like very much alive.

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  Yeah.

• 4:06Speaker 02

  He'll flick the wrist, the ball goes 30 yards. And then just the way that he runs and puts it on the line. Like, I'm jealous of Bills fans that they get to root for this guy.

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  I actually think maybe the best play that, that wasn't even, you know, a touchdown or Josh Allen running for a touchdown or throwing for a touchdown. Aiden Hutchinson is a big fucking guy, a strong guy. Josh Allen had him on his back and was able to get the ball out. Like he, that's the thing with, he's just so big and strong. And yeah, we're glazing right now, but the Bills offense, I don't know about their defense, but the Bills offense and obviously they had Ed Oliver go out before the game, but their offense with Joe Brady, the chunk plays are there. They're taking shots like constantly. D.J. Moore injury is going to be a problem because I do think that he was, if you watched like last week, he adds that element to the offense that had been missing with that deep threat.

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  But they're 2-0. They get a little extra rest here and the stadium, like it was perfect that Josh Allen opened the stadium with the first touchdown. He has, they said the stat I said on Monday, Al Michaels did, Josh Allen now has 10 games where he's ran for two touchdowns and thrown for at least two touchdowns. And the only other person close is Steve Young with four, four of those. So that's just puts into perspective how good Josh Allen has been. As for the Lions, their defense is, again, I do grade it on a curve. 86 snaps to three days rest to playing on the road is an impossible task.

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  They spent all day Sunday chasing Chuck around, chasing his balls around.

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  But they didn't, they, they had no chance in this game. They did, they looked very overmatched. And I think if you're the, the Lions fan, it's, the offense again was kind of slow to get started and they have all the firepower. I know they also had injuries on the offensive line. I don't understand.

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  Three out of five offensive line that were out. So that is, that is a big deal.

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  Yeah, no, no, the Lions like this, this is a game that, you know, you don't want to lose any game, but if you look at it, you're like, okay, with everything stacked against them and the Bills, the way they're playing, opening a new stadium, like the energy, the vibes, everything. I don't know what their offensive coordinator, Petsing is doing though, on these second and 10 runs. I feel like it happened like three or four times tonight where it was second and 10 and he's like, you know what? Let's just run the ball and like almost guarantee that we're going to be in a third and long.

• 6:32Speaker 02

  Because he's thinking to himself, well, we're going to go for it on fourth down. So I can, I can just dick around on second down and third down.

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  Yeah.

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  And it'll be fine. There was no urgency from the Lions. It felt like on multiple drives in the second half where they were content to, yeah, you're right. Run the ball on second down and just take a bunch of time off the clock.

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  They had, all right. So they had four second and 10s in the second half. Their, the plays went second and 10, Gibbs run for zero yards, second and 10, Gibbs run for zero yards, second and 10, Gibbs run for two yards, second and 10, golf pass for 34 yards. I don't know. It's just like, these guys are obviously way smarter than us, but I just couldn't keep watching another second and 10 run for no yards right up the middle.

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  You think he's smarter than us? He's got a big head.

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  I don't know. Maybe not.

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  Petsing's got that, it's, it's like a flesh colored guardian cap on his skull. It's, that thing is a monster dome. Also, we should show some respect to, to the Bills and their new stadium and their new Buffalo.

• 7:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

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  Their new bison that they, they unveiled Bruce, the baby bison, who I guess lives in a Zubez cage outside the stadium.

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  So sick.

• 7:39Speaker 02

  Um, I, we need more live animal mascots in the NFL.

• 7:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  And I think they brought it in, obviously to open up the stadium. You know that Dan Campbell walked past it was like, I asked for a fucking lion three years ago.

• 7:50Speaker 00

  Right.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  And they said, no, and they get to have a buffalo.

• 7:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  It's bullshit.

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  Sick.

• 7:55Speaker 02

  It is. It's awesome. Don't get me wrong. I like it.

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  But you know, yeah.

• 7:58Speaker 02

  Give Dan that, that lion.

• 7:59Speaker 00

  But yeah, it was another story of like, if you look at like Amon Ra and Gibbs and golf, like they all had good numbers, but the problem was if you watch the game, it was another slow start. The, the Bills first four possessions of the game were touchdowns. The Lions first four possessions of the game were three punts and a touchdown. They were, it just felt like they were fighting an uphill battle basically from the beginning. Like it was almost instant that it was a 14-0 game. And you're like, okay, well, what do you do now?

• 8:31Speaker 02

  I actually thought that the Lions played really well to even come back and make it a 10-point game because it felt like it was an ass kicking for, for mostly, it felt lopsided.

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  Yeah. The score isn't indicative of how, cause like the last Amon Ra touchdown, you know, it's, it was a 41-24 game. They score with like two minutes left. Credit to them for not giving up. But yeah, it was, it was more of an ass kicking than the final score looks.

• 8:53Speaker 02

  So hopefully they can get Brian Branch and Kirby Joseph back soon because the defense will be a lot better in Detroit with those two guys.

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  I saw Lions fans saying like, like they need a disaster draft on defense. If like the plane went, they were like, yeah, what? Like that's our only way out of getting a good defenses. We need the disaster draft.

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Where you get to steal players from other teams.

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  Yeah.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  I don't know. Brian Branch is like legit good.

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  Yeah.

• 9:15Speaker 02

  He's, he's a very good player.

• 9:17Speaker 00

  Did you see Aiden Hutchinson ran a mile and a half of game, in gameplay today?

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  That's too, that's too long.

• 9:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's an insane stat. Hank, through two games, the Bills look really.

• 9:30Speaker 02

  Really, really good.

• 9:32Speaker 03

  The Bills and the Chiefs look really, really good.

• 9:35Speaker 00

  They're like, do you, you agree with me? Like Josh Allen looks like he's playing on easy boat.

• 9:39Speaker 03

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 00

  It's, it's, uh, yeah.

• 9:43Speaker 03

  They're due. I mean, they're, they're.

• 9:45Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 9:45Speaker 03

  They're due.

• 9:46Speaker 02

  Due for what?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  To make a Super Bowl.

• 9:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, nobody's really due.

• 9:52Speaker 03

  If anyone's due, the Bills are due.

• 9:55Speaker 00

  Yeah, the Bills.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  Bills, Bills and Ravens.

• 9:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 9:59Speaker 00

  I mean, the Lions too.

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  Yeah.

• 10:02Speaker 00

  Are you saying do historically or just do like in the most recent history of being close? Or both? I guess.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  The Bills with Josh Allen.

• 10:12Speaker 00

  The Bills would hit both.

• 10:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 10:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, they would check both those boxes.

• 10:15Speaker 02

  We're having a debate the other day of whether or not football will be better if there were no such thing as kickers at all. And you could make the argument.

• 10:22Speaker 03

  Where do you stand on that?

• 10:23Speaker 02

  Uh, I, I understand the case. I, I do, but then I think that there's no like more dramatic part of the game than when a, a, a little nerdy guy runs out onto the field to kick a field goal with no time left. And you all, you know, you sit there and you watch the ball. Is it going in? Is it not? That's like, that's a magical moment as a fan, but, um, you could make the argument that the Buffalo Bills would have like three or four Super Bowls. If kickers weren't a thing.

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  Yeah.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  In football.

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  Yeah.

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  You can make the argument that the Patriots might not have had the start of that dynasty if it wasn't for kickers.

• 10:56Speaker 00

  Yeah. Kickers change everything.

• 10:57Speaker 02

  They change everything.

• 10:59Speaker 00

  Kickers have a, have an imprint on the, on the, the National Football League.

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  They do.

• 11:04Speaker 00

  Uh, speaking of the National Football League, shout out our guy, Joe Buck, 108 million dollar contract. Whew.

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  Nice work, Joe.

• 11:09Speaker 00

  Nice cashola.

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  He's going to show up with the thickest head of hair.

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  I think we owed something.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  Maybe he should write a chapter in our book.

• 11:18Speaker 00

  I, I, maybe he'll come in, uh, next week when he's in town for Monday Night Football. Just, you know, wet the beak. Just, just wouldn't it? I'll just say this, wouldn't it be kinda cool if Joe Buck showed up to the office and he was just peeling off hundreds to everyone?

• 11:33Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:33Speaker 00

  That would be a really cool move, would it not?

• 11:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 11:36Speaker 00

  So that would make him a really cool guy.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  Joe Buck is as good as an announcer as anybody in the National Football League.

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  Yeah. If I, it, it 108 million dollar contract, I would definitely just be like walking around just like, here you go. Here you go.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:49Speaker 00

  Making it rain.

• 11:49Speaker 02

  Money's not a real thing anymore.

• 11:51Speaker 00

  Joe, we can get it set up. You can make it rain from the second floor of our office. We'll do a little cash grab.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  It doesn't even have to be big bills.

• 11:57Speaker 00

  No.

• 11:58Speaker 02

  It could be, let's do fives.

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  Yeah. Do a million and five.

• 12:01Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:02Speaker 00

  And just throw it around.

• 12:05Speaker 04

  Some, some people get hurt.

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  Oh, I'm happy for him though. He is the best. I, he's, he's, he's the big game voice.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  What do you mean, Max?

• 12:14Speaker 00

  He, Max is saying he'd hurt some people.

• 12:16Speaker 04

  If, if there was the entire office fighting for a million dollars in cash.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:21Speaker 04

  I think that there would be some punches thrown to get some of that cat.

• 12:25Speaker 02

  Who do you think would be throwing punches?

• 12:26Speaker 00

  Max memes.

• 12:28Speaker 04

  I don't understand what, what is so ridiculous about what I'm saying.

• 12:31Speaker 00

  There would be some, there would absolutely be some physical.

• 12:36Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:37Speaker 00

  Violence.

• 12:38Speaker 04

  It's 450 pounds of cash.

• 12:41Speaker 02

  Let's get him out.

• 12:43Speaker 04

  I'd pull out my hypothetical taser from my desk.

• 12:46Speaker 00

  Oh, it's hypothetical?

• 12:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:48Speaker 00

  Huh. Interesting.

• 12:50Speaker 02

  Jared, Jared would make a hypothetical, hypothetical trip to the trunk of his car.

• 12:55Speaker 00

  No, it's not the trunk, dude. He keeps that in the fucking, in the center console.

• 12:59Speaker 02

  Yep.

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  All right. Anything else? We got a whole show. Picks and preview.

• 13:04Speaker 02

  What do you think about Joe Brady's necklace?

• 13:06Speaker 00

  I don't, I, I, I said it. I, I felt like I was turning into Colin Cowherd when I was like, that's not coach like.

• 13:12Speaker 02

  I kinda like it. I feel like it's, uh, it, it gives him some power.

• 13:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, no.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  It's like authority.

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  I, I, I, as the words came out of my mouth, like, what are you saying right now? Why are you saying this? Like, who cares if he's wearing a necklace? But yeah, he's got the, uh, he's got the bling on. Joe Brady is.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  Mike McCarthy's been necklace for a long time.

• 13:28Speaker 00

  It's true. No, dude, he lost weight.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, he does look good.

• 13:31Speaker 00

  He lost weight.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  Black uniform, man.

• 13:32Speaker 00

  What, uh, do you think Sean McDermott is watching this offense being like, fuck?

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  Yeah, he's probably.

• 13:38Speaker 00

  All these times Joe Brady told me we need more chunk plays. I said, no, we gotta run the ball. We gotta matriculate the ball.

• 13:43Speaker 02

  I think he's looking at being like, this is kinda candy ass.

• 13:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 13:46Speaker 02

  It's candy ass.

• 13:47Speaker 00

  Can't win like this.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  Scoring too many, but not sustainable.

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• 16:05Speaker 02

  I don't know if week two can hold up to week one.

• 16:07Speaker 00

  I agree.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Week one was awesome.

• 16:09Speaker 00

  Week one was awesome.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Most points ever.

• 16:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. Well, of course it was the year that I was like, hey, you know what? I'm gonna be smart. I'm gonna bet all the unders.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. So. Defenses are ahead of offense this time of year.

• 16:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. The, the week two, it's, it's, it's basically the week where you say to yourself, were my overreactions correct? Or were they simply overreactions? A team that, that, uh, sucks? Or you think sucks? Do they suck as bad as you think? Or is it something like, oh, you know what? Everyone can have one bad week. Remember the, uh, what was the game? A few years ago when the Cardinals beat the, the Titans by like a hundred?

• 16:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:45Speaker 00

  Remember that week one game? There's always one of those. Oh, the Saints beat the Packers. Remember that game? I believe it was, uh, they beat them by like, I think they played in a different stadium than New Orleans and they beat them by a shitload. And like, you have those weird games and then you gotta kinda reassess a week two and say, holy shit, is this, is, is this actually how bad this team is? Or is this actually how good this team is? And then bet off of one data point.

• 17:08Speaker 02

  There's gonna be, there's gonna be some frauds. We're gonna look back at the end of the season and be like, hey, remember we thought this team was good? And it's gonna be a nice little trip down memory lane and we'll think, oh yeah, we were so dumb back then.

• 17:17Speaker 00

  I, I got a trend that is a yucky trend. It's a hold your nose trend. It's basically the overreaction trend of the week. Uh, teams that failed to cover the spread in week one and enter week two as underdogs have gone 26, 11 and two against the spread since 2014. 70%. The teams that are active for this are the Lions, the Falcons, the Titans, the Browns, the Dolphins and Colts. Gross. It's the hold your nose.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  One of those, yeah.

• 17:45Speaker 00

  It's hungry dogs.

• 17:46Speaker 02

  One of those teams is gonna be not as bad as we thought.

• 17:48Speaker 00

  And one of those teams might win this week.

• 17:49Speaker 02

  That might actually win straight up this week. I heard it was either Prisco, I think it was Prisco that said this week that between weeks one and two, that's when you see teams make their biggest improvements. Like the teams that are gonna end up being good at the end of the year.

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  Yeah.

• 18:02Speaker 02

  Weeks one to two, because i- if you, if you got a good locker room and you shit the bed in week one, ideally you'd have a few captains being like, hey, we gotta cut this shit out now.

• 18:11Speaker 00

  Right. Like the Broncos.

• 18:12Speaker 02

  It'll shock you.

• 18:12Speaker 00

  What's going on in the Broncos locker room right now? They're basically gonna say to themselves, hey, are we this team or are we actually a good team?

• 18:17Speaker 02

  Bo Nix is gonna be like, listen, I'm not new to this. I'm true to this. I've, I've had some bad starts before. We can pull out of it.

• 18:23Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. Uh, let's get into it. You guys ready? Hank?

• 18:27Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:28Speaker 00

  Steelers Patriots main TV for you and Jerry.

• 18:31Speaker 02

  Love that.

• 18:32Speaker 03

  Love that.

• 18:32Speaker 00

  I mean, I think it's either that or Bengals Texans, but you, you and Jerry, Jerry said he wants to shove it down your throat. He wants to, to buttfuck you. He wants to beat you, uh, every single way. So I think it has to be you two on the main couch on the main TV.

• 18:48Speaker 03

  Agreed.

• 18:50Speaker 00

  How are you feeling going into this game?

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Uh, I'm feeling good. I, I've, I've gotten over, you know, week one feels like a year ago because we played on Wednesday.

• 19:00Speaker 03

  And I feel like it's gonna be a good bounce back for us. We're not gonna go against, you know, the greatest defense of all time in the last two years.

• 19:05Speaker 00

  Steelers do have a good defense.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  Steelers do have a good defense. I think the Patriots have played the Steelers where their three-point favorites or more seven times and they're seven and oh.

• 19:15Speaker 02

  Okay. Good stat.

• 19:17Speaker 03

  I saw a lot of graphs. I'm back on my graph talk.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  What graphs?

• 19:21Speaker 03

  Uh, it was like the, let me pull it up.

• 19:24Speaker 02

  Like, we're talking graphs with Drake May's face top to the right.

• 19:27Speaker 03

  How each QB's charted bad throws compares to how many interceptions they actually threw.

• 19:33Speaker 03

  So, and it just Drake May is, he threw, obviously he has the highest interception rate tied with, uh, Cooper Rush, but they weren't, it was, their clean throws, bad luck.

• 19:43Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 19:44Speaker 03

  That's the graph.

• 19:44Speaker 02

  Wait, so the, the three picks added in the fourth quarter, those are bad luck interceptions?

• 19:49Speaker 03

  Clean throws, bad luck.

• 19:50Speaker 00

  The last one was not.

• 19:51Speaker 03

  I don't know about the, I think the last one.

• 19:53Speaker 00

  Definitely not.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, the last one was a bad, bad interception.

• 19:55Speaker 02

  So you're saying like he's, he's got a lot of turnover, he's got a lot of bad turnover luck right now, which you can count on to regress.

• 20:00Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Okay. You know who actually, who like leads the league in good turnover luck for the last two years and it's not even close?

• 20:07Speaker 00

  Who?

• 20:08Speaker 02

  Matt Stafford.

• 20:08Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 20:09Speaker 02

  Matt Stafford has, I think the last two years, he's been by, you know, whatever, whoever's in charge of saying like, oh, that's a lucky drop or like that's a, that's a bad luck interception. Whoever's in charge of it has, has put the numbers together and he's been like twice as lucky. It's like the two most lucky seasons in NFL history, which tells me maybe it's not actually entirely luck that he did it twice in a row.

• 20:29Speaker 00

  Well, this has all been like, uh, heavy discourse this week with PFF under, under scrutiny for their grading system.

• 20:36Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, that's, I love that time of year when everyone's like, yeah, it's important to have like a, a boogeyman that operates behind the curtain.

• 20:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:43Speaker 02

  That you can get mad at for issuing your team bad.

• 20:45Speaker 00

  Chris Collinsworth actually came out and did like a podcast with, uh, uh, Jack Collinsworth. I don't know if there's any relation and they, he explained the grading system. I still don't really understand.

• 20:55Speaker 02

  It's like a guy, right?

• 20:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 20:57Speaker 02

  At the end of the day, it's a bunch of guys that sit down.

• 20:59Speaker 00

  Negative and positive.

• 21:00Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:01Speaker 00

  And the big thing with the Caleb grade was they, they gave him a triple negative for a play that didn't count. Cause there was a flag.

• 21:08Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  He threw an interception, but there was a flag.

• 21:10Speaker 02

  The, the worst play that never counted.

• 21:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 21:12Speaker 02

  I love it. Hank, uh, so did you find the graphs?

• 21:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, I sent the graph.

• 21:16Speaker 00

  Oh, you sent the graph?

• 21:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:17Speaker 00

  Okay. Let's see the graph.

• 21:18Speaker 02

  Let's take a look at this graph here.

• 21:19Speaker 00

  Let me see this graph.

• 21:21Speaker 04

  Where, how did you send this?

• 21:22Speaker 00

  He sent it in the text. He texted us. Uh, while you look for it, Max, uh, Mike McCarthy was 87 degrees on Wednesday in Pittsburgh. He was in full pants, uh, and long sleeves, all black. Again, I think this guy's lost some weight. I think he's probably just shy to show us how much weight he's lost.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:39Speaker 00

  He's just a little, you know, like he's a little gun shy and showing his new bod.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 21:42Speaker 00

  He's not, he's not a mincy type to brag about, uh, losing 30 pounds in a month.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  I mean, some guys have a bod, some guys don't. You see Belichick this week?

• 21:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:51Speaker 00

  Should we talk about that?

• 21:52Speaker 02

  What a bod.

• 21:52Speaker 00

  Canons.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  On Bill. I mean.

• 21:54Speaker 00

  I thought it was fake.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  I think this is a, uh, this is a classic Belichick move, if you ask me.

• 21:58Speaker 00

  So our, uh, our, our good friend Nick Torani, uh, has a hypothesis on this. He thinks that he, Belichick's trying to smoke out his yes men. He's like, how big can I get my tits on a day-to-day basis before someone says, hey, hey, coach, nice tits?

• 22:18Speaker 02

  And it hasn't happened yet?

• 22:20Speaker 00

  I don't think it's happened.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  Uh, my theory is a little bit different. My, my theory is that he's grown.

• 22:24Speaker 03

  I don't think, I, well, that's the thing with Belichick. He's just such an alpha. He's got so much power. Like you guys, you know, you're sitting at your desk right now. We interviewed him for group week.

• 22:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:33Speaker 03

  If he pulled up an interview in that sweatshirt, you would not mention his tits.

• 22:37Speaker 02

  No, but I would need to sit behind the desk because I'm such a boner.

• 22:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 22:41Speaker 03

  But that's what I'm like, you, like, your point is probably true, but no one like, yeah, no, no one is gonna be like, hey, coach, nice tits.

• 22:47Speaker 00

  I think that's what he's doing though. He's trying to find the first guy to be like, hey, nice tits. And he's like, all right, you get the keys to my kingdom. You are, you're the heir apparent to the Belichick throne.

• 22:55Speaker 02

  I think it's a couple of things. One, the, uh, the UNC football program, not the best headlines in the news this week.

• 23:01Speaker 00

  Uh huh.

• 23:02Speaker 02

  What better way to distract from those headlines than just showing up with a pair of tits?

• 23:05Speaker 00

  Honkers.

• 23:06Speaker 02

  Like just completely owning the narrative.

• 23:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:09Speaker 02

  Right?

• 23:09Speaker 03

  I also think. Tits are hot. He probably saw the Sydney Sweeney ad and is like, oh, this is getting, this is what the buzz is about. Let me get in on this, these titties action.

• 23:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, I immediately saw him. I said, what, what are the two things that we universally agree on as a country? We love football. We love tits. Belichick's like, why don't I do it all? I'm a, I'm a one-stop shop for it all.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  And he did do it all.

• 23:29Speaker 00

  He did it all.

• 23:29Speaker 02

  And also it makes me want to tune into the game on Saturday.

• 23:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Like, do you talk about a, a ratings driver? Coach Bill Belichick is going to be on the side. He's always been a 3D chess guy. Now he's a 3D chest guy.

• 23:42Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. I do think there's a part of him that is, uh, maybe new to his breasts a little bit, and he doesn't know the appropriate things to wear on camera. Like if you see Max and I on camera, we're constantly pulling at our shirt, you know, doing this. So he doesn't know like, oh, now that I got a new set, like I should probably be coming to this interview in like a nice halter top or something. Really show.

• 24:06Speaker 02

  He, he looked a little bit like Kristi Noem's husband.

• 24:09Speaker 00

  Sam Pittman, Sam Pittman's still the GOAT. Sam Pittman.

• 24:11Speaker 02

  I think that Sam Pittman is actually stronger than Bill because I can give Bill some great, like in terms of him, his posture.

• 24:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 24:17Speaker 02

  He was like, kind of like laying back, arms crossed sometimes, kind of, uh, like, you know, perking him up a little bit. Sam Pittman, that's just all natural.

• 24:24Speaker 00

  No, they're, and they don't, Sam Pittman is, uh, I know he's not coaching anymore, but he's a man in his sixties and, and gravity has seemingly hasn't taken over yet. So shout out, shout out him. He's, uh, his tits had the boys barking.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm.

• 24:39Speaker 00

  Okay. Back to the game.

• 24:41Speaker 03

  Back to the game.

• 24:42Speaker 02

  Walk me through this graph.

• 24:44Speaker 03

  So on the left, it's clean throws, bad luck. Drake May is at the top of that. On the right, it's risky decisions, uh, basically playing for it, just, just gambling.

• 24:53Speaker 04

  Paying for it.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Paying for it.

• 24:55Speaker 00

  So that's the interceptions that do get caught.

• 24:57Speaker 03

  Yep. And Stafford's kind of, to your point, PFT is, he's towards like on the, on the top end of that. Jordan Love is the highest.

• 25:03Speaker 00

  What's that name up there on the right side?

• 25:05Speaker 03

  Cooper Rush.

• 25:05Speaker 00

  Oh, Cooper Rush. Okay.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  So he had a pretty good game.

• 25:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. I did actually see a stat that said, uh, based on EPA per play last week, Stafford was the second to worst quarterback. Cooper Rush was the worst.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  Interesting.

• 25:18Speaker 03

  And Drake May, I mean, again, it's like, it's, he didn't have, he wasn't, he wasn't throwing long passes, but he had the third best on target percentage.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  Expected it, it matters what quarterback it is.

• 25:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 25:29Speaker 02

  When, when Cooper Rush is dropping back, I don't expect him.

• 25:32Speaker 00

  No.

• 25:32Speaker 02

  To add any point.

• 25:33Speaker 00

  Anything over zero is, is like, that's incredible.

• 25:36Speaker 02

  I'd say like a perfect score for Cooper is zero points.

• 25:39Speaker 00

  Three, maybe three.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  Three points. That's what I expect.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  Three points. I expect three points.

• 25:42Speaker 02

  Perfect game.

• 25:42Speaker 00

  What were you saying Hank? About this graph that you like found that you're, you're living and dying by?

• 25:47Speaker 03

  Not living and dying by, I just, it's graph talk. We talked a lot about graphs. I'm, I'm a graph guy when it, when it favors, uh, Drake May.

• 25:54Speaker 02

  Have you seen some of like the throws that he didn't make though?

• 26:00Speaker 03

  No, is this like a Mark Wahlberg situation?

• 26:02Speaker 02

  Last week. No, no, no. I'm saying like, that's also a thing that people evaluate is if you miss an open guy, if you don't look at an open guy.

• 26:09Speaker 03

  I did not.

• 26:10Speaker 02

  Cause there was a video that was going around.

• 26:13Speaker 00

  PFT sent Max a video.

• 26:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:17Speaker 00

  This is just film talk. So we're doing graph talk and film talk. Oh, that's a.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  I mean, the, the safety's right there.

• 26:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Well, there's more. So here's another one.

• 26:27Speaker 03

  This is a great podcast.

• 26:28Speaker 00

  This is a bad podcast.

• 26:29Speaker 03

  I mean, that, the.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  Max, there is sound.

• 26:31Speaker 03

  In, in, in the fucking Super Bowl, he's getting like, he, he's, he's throwing the ball quickly. Like he got murdered in the Super Bowl.

• 26:37Speaker 00

  This isn't the Super Bowl.

• 26:38Speaker 03

  I'm saying in the Super Bowl, he got murdered by holding on to the ball. So it's like, yeah, there was a guy down deep. He threw the ball like short because he was, didn't want to get killed.

• 26:45Speaker 02

  So there's AJ Brown.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  That was a miss.

• 26:53Speaker 00

  This guy needs to blow his nose.

• 26:55Speaker 03

  The, he's, he's, he's literally getting hit as he threw that ball.

• 26:59Speaker 00

  Is he announcing from inside a microwave?

• 27:01Speaker 02

  I don't know. I just, it's a good tape breakdown. I didn't listen to the.

• 27:06Speaker 04

  You just told me to put them.

• 27:07Speaker 02

  No, no, I'm not. But I didn't listen to it. I was saying it does provide context.

• 27:13Speaker 00

  The new podcast.

• 27:16Speaker 03

  All of these throws, like, yeah, he's, he's pointing at open receivers. He's not pointing out the fact that he's about to get sacked. Look, look, look, one, like.

• 27:23Speaker 02

  Okay. Wide open. Like 60 yards of daylight in front of him.

• 27:27Speaker 00

  This is actually the new frontier of.

• 27:28Speaker 03

  As he's scrambling away from getting sacked.

• 27:31Speaker 00

  Yell at each other during it.

• 27:36Speaker 00

  Okay. Turn this guy off. I can't listen to this guy.

• 27:39Speaker 02

  I think he's making a lot of good points.

• 27:40Speaker 00

  What? I just can't listen to the voice. He sounds, what is that? He's talking through a tin can.

• 27:45Speaker 02

  I think his name, what's his name? It's not Neil. It's, uh.

• 27:48Speaker 00

  Shout out Glenn.

• 27:49Speaker 02

  Glenn.

• 27:49Speaker 00

  Shout out Glenn. Uh, NFL tape scout. How about this? Hey, Drake May's last five games, seven touchdowns, seven interceptions, 1,000 passing yards, sacked 24 times.

• 27:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:58Speaker 00

  Oh, that was you talking PFT?

• 28:00Speaker 02

  What?

• 28:01Speaker 00

  You, you edited?

• 28:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 28:03Speaker 00

  You made this tape?

• 28:04Speaker 02

  No. What are you talking about?

• 28:07Speaker 00

  Wait, who posted the, uh?

• 28:09Speaker 02

  I thought it was an interesting video.

• 28:10Speaker 00

  Oh, Glenn. Okay. Glenn. It's Glenn Tape Scout. Got it.

• 28:14Speaker 03

  Wait, play it again.

• 28:17Speaker 03

  No, just from, from there.

• 28:19Speaker 02

  Yeah, keep it going because there's actually like five more.

• 28:20Speaker 00

  I wasn't familiar with NFL tape watch.

• 28:23Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 28:26Speaker 02

  Look, I mean, that's 60 yards.

• 28:29Speaker 00

  So you edited your voice.

• 28:32Speaker 04

  That's so good.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  It's not me. It's Glenn. Follow NFL tapes guy.

• 28:40Speaker 00

  Well, Max, you can't text me things.

• 28:43Speaker 02

  That's, that's kind of his catchphrase. Wait, go back and play that again. It's kind of his catchphrase when you miss.

• 28:50Speaker 02

  When you miss a guy and like if that was a pass, he would have caught it and then he's still running. That's kind of his catchphrase that he does.

• 28:57Speaker 00

  So Max texted me and then said at the end of the text, don't read any of this out loud.

• 29:03Speaker 04

  No, that was, no, no, no. That's, that is incorrect. I said that, don't say this out loud and then said one more thing.

• 29:10Speaker 00

  The thing you don't want me to say.

• 29:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. So I told you not to say that thing out loud and you didn't.

• 29:14Speaker 00

  I didn't.

• 29:14Speaker 02

  Again.

• 29:14Speaker 00

  But I want to.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  Again.

• 29:16Speaker 04

  It's a great, it's a great little nugget.

• 29:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. Again, I have no idea who NFL tape watches Glenn, uh, but he does good work. But no, he's got a good catchphrase. He's still running. It's kind of funny if you miss a wide open guy. He's still running. If he catches that ball, you know how it goes.

• 29:31Speaker 04

  I wonder if Hank can figure out the caveat. There's no way.

• 29:33Speaker 02

  There's no caveat.

• 29:34Speaker 00

  I'm actually a lot, I'm a lot happier too, that I like, I, I, I was so taken back by this guy's voice and how awful it sounded. I was like, at the end of the day, I was going to feel bad that it was like some nerd who watches film. No, it's PFT editing.

• 29:47Speaker 02

  No, no, he's, he's a good follower.

• 29:49Speaker 00

  Glenn, sorry, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn, Glenn.

• 29:50Speaker 02

  Play that, play this. Because there's actually some crazy wide open guys.

• 29:54Speaker 05

  I love that. Great play action with Drake. Again, another really good play call.

• 29:58Speaker 00

  Oh, that one's brutal.

• 30:01Speaker 02

  That's one of the interceptions there.

• 30:03Speaker 05

  There we go. Matt Collins, again, there's no more open than Matt Collins. This is a great job of him. Seahawks play a really interesting blend of man and zone. You gotta know where to sit. Mac knew where to sit. Drake, you gotta find him. You gotta make that throw. If he catches it, he's still running.

• 30:20Speaker 00

  Hank, where, where on, where on the level of PFT's obsession with you, would you rank this?

• 30:27Speaker 03

  It's only gotten worse. Like it, it.

• 30:30Speaker 04

  You don't even know.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  I don't even know. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. Cause you guys won't tell me that. Again, great podcasting with you guys having an inside joke that you're not mentioning to the listeners or me. Uh.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  I think we should share this with the listeners and let them be the judge of their own.

• 30:44Speaker 03

  Part of me, like part of me kind of hopes that the commanders like win a game at some point.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 30:50Speaker 03

  Like Jayden Daniels wins one of, you know, he's owing like six in his last six games played. I hope they win just to like, give PFT something positive to root for. So he's not just like using all of his time, just hate watching and like hate editing. And like just Drake may owns all the real estate in his brain.

• 31:09Speaker 02

  I mean, no, because if, that's just not true Hank. I, I try to break down film. I try to provide a service. And I mean, you can attack me all you want, but the fact of the matter is he didn't.

• 31:19Speaker 03

  I'm not attacking.

• 31:19Speaker 00

  The tape don't lie.

• 31:20Speaker 02

  The tape doesn't lie.

• 31:21Speaker 00

  Tape don't lie.

• 31:21Speaker 02

  That's the one thing you can, that's the thing. Like you can't hide from the tape.

• 31:25Speaker 00

  Facts don't care about your feelings, bro.

• 31:26Speaker 03

  You can't hide from the tape. We're on to this week. Like this is, this is.

• 31:29Speaker 02

  You haven't even watched all the missed throws that he, that he had, like all the missed open.

• 31:32Speaker 04

  We're not even halfway through.

• 31:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, this is only like 10.

• 31:34Speaker 04

  We're not even halfway through.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  I'm not worried, I'm not worried about last week. I don't live in the past.

• 31:39Speaker 02

  I guess the good thing is it's correctable. Just like throw the ball to the open guy.

• 31:42Speaker 04

  Yeah, we're at 219 of 447 right now.

• 31:45Speaker 02

  Let's play a little bit more.

• 31:46Speaker 04

  Okay.

• 31:47Speaker 05

  Drops back and we've got Matt down here as the Z plus. She's the Z dash, she's the Z dash receiver.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  So how.

• 31:52Speaker 05

  And a quick drop. And again, Matt, great release on the outside.

• 31:56Speaker 00

  Oh, that guy was wide open. Another interception.

• 31:58Speaker 05

  Cornerback is playing inside leverage. He thinks he's got safety help over the top. He does not in fact have safety help over the top. About 40 yards of daylight. Strike that 65 yards of daylight in front of him. If he catches that, he's still running. Next, we're going to go to.

• 32:12Speaker 03

  He's still running is pretty good.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Yeah. Hank, that's like Glenn's a good fall.

• 32:16Speaker 00

  It's interesting defensive fronts and setups of Seahawks.

• 32:21Speaker 02

  Look at that. Oh my God. I've never seen more.

• 32:24Speaker 05

  To make that throw, he was not told about that wide open receiver.

• 32:27Speaker 00

  Hank, are you looking at what the Seahawks are running defensively in this tape?

• 32:31Speaker 03

  I don't even know what that means. They're playing, they're running defense.

• 32:33Speaker 00

  But just like, look.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  He's not gonna, he, listen, some people can break down films.

• 32:37Speaker 00

  Just look at the film, Hank. Look at the film right now. Pause it. Looks like cover one.

• 32:43Speaker 03

  Looks like 11 guys.

• 32:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, true.

• 32:45Speaker 03

  Playing D.

• 32:46Speaker 02

  Right. So listen, that, we can, that's a good film breakdown by Hank and I give you a plus grading on that, but we'll tell you what, after this week, we'll revisit the tape and we'll see what we have for week two. Okay?

• 32:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  All right, Hank.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  Yeah, I, there's something I'm missing. I don't know what it is.

• 33:04Speaker 02

  You're not. It's just a, listen, you can, the tape doesn't lie.

• 33:08Speaker 04

  There's 11 guys playing defense.

• 33:09Speaker 02

  Big Cat's right.

• 33:11Speaker 00

  Tape doesn't lie. Tape doesn't care about your feelings.

• 33:13Speaker 02

  Uh, this is going to be a bad weather game. What do you think about that, Hank?

• 33:17Speaker 03

  Oh, he edited out one of the guys.

• 33:22Speaker 00

  Every single clip had 10 guys on there.

• 33:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, like that's, that's a level, that's a level.

• 33:28Speaker 02

  Why, why would you tell Hank that? I could have get, I could have had him go.

• 33:31Speaker 00

  He finally counted. He finally counted.

• 33:33Speaker 02

  You guys walked him into it.

• 33:34Speaker 04

  But he said there's 11 guys playing.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  I know.

• 33:36Speaker 00

  Over and over.

• 33:37Speaker 02

  I know. I, I could have kept that going for another two weeks.

• 33:40Speaker 00

  But if that, no, because if that had gone, if, if, if one, the minute AOL saw, AWL saw it, they'd just be like, there's 10 guys.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  That's a good point.

• 33:50Speaker 00

  They would have, all of the. The minute they got their eyes on Glenn tape watch, they'd been like, there's 10 guys.

• 33:54Speaker 04

  Drake may lover would have been all over this. Because he's, he probably has like memorized all of the throws and been like, this doesn't make sense.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  He was not open. Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 00

  So Hank, obsession level this move by Glenn tape watch?

• 34:09Speaker 03

  It's insane. It's, it's.

• 34:12Speaker 04

  Glenn sounds like a, like a tape guy.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  He's got a good avatar too. I like Glenn's avatar.

• 34:17Speaker 00

  Wait, let me see his avatar. Glenn tape watch, NFL tape watch. Oh, okay. Asian. Okay.

• 34:27Speaker 00

  All right. So, uh, yeah. Well, how, how are you feeling? Like PFT is, he's, he's on you.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  The bio is, so he's still running guy.

• 34:38Speaker 03

  He's still running is strong.

• 34:39Speaker 00

  Now, yeah, he's still right. The, the good news is you can, you can now do this with the AWL's help to get it into other parts of the internet.

• 34:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:49Speaker 00

  You know what I mean? Like they'll boost it and be like, what are you talking about? Oh, Billy's already following it.

• 34:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, well, naturally, because he's a tape guy.

• 34:57Speaker 00

  Okay, he's still running guy. Hank?

• 35:01Speaker 03

  I'm excited for this week. Trevion's back. I think Romeo Dobbs are going to, you know, obviously had a horrible first game.

• 35:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:06Speaker 03

  AJ Brown's out. He's going to be wide receiver one. I think they're going to get him a lot of looks. I'm expecting a good bounce back. I'm excited. I don't know about the spread five and a half, but I, I expect the Patriots to win this game.

• 35:16Speaker 02

  The weather is, I think definitely going to be a factor. It's going to be, I think, bad. Uh, maybe like 25 mile per hour winds. Should be ugly.

• 35:24Speaker 00

  The Steelers, uh, I don't know if you guys seen, but like Mike McCarthy said this, I think in the, in, in, before the season that they're going to use TJ Watt a little differently. And he only played 38 of Pittsburgh's 60 defensive snaps last Sunday. It feels like he's basically like less is more type of situation. If we can unleash TJ Watt for 40 snaps instead of 60 snaps, he can be TJ Watt that he was five years ago.

• 35:51Speaker 02

  Yeah. Use him as a rotation guy. So he's always fresh.

• 35:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  And I mean, he did have a great game last week.

• 35:55Speaker 00

  Great game.

• 35:56Speaker 02

  Like an awesome, like a classic TJ Watt game.

• 35:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was a throwback TJ Watt game. Uh, there are also Aaron Rodgers has, uh, talked about like, I guess there's target share questions going on. Is he not spreading it around enough? He said he doesn't give a fuck. He said he's also going to keep feeding DK. I would assume that's about DK's drops and offensive pass interference, but he's going to keep feeding them.

• 36:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, DK in theory should have had a really good game last week.

• 36:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:22Speaker 02

  If he had made some of the catches that he normally makes, but they, the good news is for Steelers fans, you are, you are trying new things offensively.

• 36:29Speaker 00

  Yeah. Must win?

• 36:31Speaker 03

  No, you asked this last week.

• 36:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, but I, I know, but it's, we're now into, you know, week two. It's like, we're right before it. I don't know if anything changed. Who's your week three competition?

• 36:42Speaker 03

  Is it Chargers? Is it week four?

• 36:45Speaker 00

  Must win? No?

• 36:47Speaker 03

  No.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  I think every week's a must win.

• 36:50Speaker 00

  Uh, at Jaguars, who are playing well, and then at Bills.

• 36:55Speaker 02

  Tough schedule.

• 36:56Speaker 00

  What do you, what, what, what's a, you gotta be two and two after the first four or, or one and three? Okay.

• 37:02Speaker 03

  I think one and three is manageable.

• 37:04Speaker 00

  Okay. One and three is manageable. Okay.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Patriots.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  We gotta be, we gotta be two and three by week five, three and three after week four.

• 37:13Speaker 02

  Okay. Since the year 2000, the Patriots, uh, are 14 and five against Pittsburgh.

• 37:18Speaker 00

  That's also Mike Tomlin's Pittsburgh.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  And it's also Mike.

• 37:21Speaker 00

  Throw out all the record books. Mike Tomlin's not there anymore.

• 37:23Speaker 02

  New sheriff in town. Yeah.

• 37:25Speaker 00

  It's Big Mike.

• 37:26Speaker 02

  Big Mike. Big Mike. I did like Tomlin saying the Browns is the Browns.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  Juju Smith Schuster said that.

• 37:33Speaker 02

  He'd be, but he quoted Juju. My, my point is that Mike Tomlin on TV is like a different guy entirely.

• 37:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  I wish that we had gotten a little bit of this Mike.

• 37:41Speaker 00

  Yeah, you could tell why everyone loved him.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, all the players loved him.

• 37:45Speaker 02

  He's very funny.

• 37:45Speaker 00

  All right, Bengals, Texans, Texans minus three, over under is 46 and a half. Joe Burrow's already dealing with the back.

• 37:53Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 37:54Speaker 00

  Not good. He says he can play. Said he needs surgery to not play.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  I don't think an LSU quarterback would be listed as injured ahead of a big game if he wasn't actually injured.

• 38:02Speaker 00

  He's gonna play.

• 38:03Speaker 02

  Doesn't sound like something they do.

• 38:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, he uh, he is, he's got back tightness. This is a big game for the Texans. Obviously, they started 0-1. They don't want to go to 0-2, although they have been in that spot before. Uh, I'm, I'll say this, Zach Taylor made comments in the press that he has to do a better job of getting the ball to Jamar Chase. If you're looking to something to bet, Jamar Chase had two catches, 12 yards uh, in week one, and he said that is going to be a point of emphasis. We also have a really fun uh, body language discussion about CJ Stroud. So Andre Johnson said that he didn't like his body language.

• 38:43Speaker 00

  He said, uh, with him, and this is just me personally, what I dislike about CJ is his body language. His body language is bad. Anytime something happens, it's like motions. I think it's, as a former player, your quarterback having that type of body language is bad because other guys look at you as the quarterback. So when they see you feeling a certain way, it kind of trickles through the team.

• 39:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:04Speaker 00

  So we got a body language watch.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  Andre Johnson should know what bad quarterback body language looks like.

• 39:09Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 39:09Speaker 02

  If you look at the guys that threw him the ball. He's, he's been around enough of them to know.

• 39:13Speaker 00

  I actually agree with him. Yeah, CJ Stroud did answer a question about it, and he did say, I have no comment. And in, I watched the clip because I was like, is his body language going to be bad when someone asked a question about his bad body language? It was neutral body language.

• 39:27Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 39:27Speaker 00

  So I graded it on my PFF grade, neutral.

• 39:29Speaker 02

  That's good. That's good. I, I think that he's.

• 39:32Speaker 00

  That's him right there answering the question. That's neutral.

• 39:34Speaker 02

  The problem is when he wins, he's got great body language.

• 39:36Speaker 00

  Actually, you know what? Maybe I should do that. I'll do a PFF grade of body language. Maybe I won't because the Bears are playing at the same time. Someone else in the cave, we will. We'll have them do a PFF grade of CJ Stroud's body language.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  He is, the problem with him is, he does, his body language depends on whether or not his team's winning or losing.

• 39:54Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 39:54Speaker 02

  So when, like, if you have just neutral body language and you're not like a super excited person, that's fine if you keep it that way. But like, so for example, when the Texans beat the Bears, like CJ was, was full of himself. Remember that?

• 40:06Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Like when he little bro.

• 40:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, he little broed uh.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  Caleb. So he's like walking around chest out because they won a game. Um, and then if they have, if he has a bad game, he's a big time like, is that Linus that's walking with his blanket around?

• 40:18Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:20Speaker 00

  I think it is.

• 40:21Speaker 02

  I probably, it's probably Linus.

• 40:22Speaker 00

  Uh, no, it's Michael Sarah.

• 40:23Speaker 02

  Michael Sarah.

• 40:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, with his backpack.

• 40:24Speaker 02

  He's a big Michael Sarah sulking around guy if they do lose.

• 40:27Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay, uh, I, I don't know. This game, this is gonna be a good game. This would be, if it wasn't for the Jersey Jerry Hank factor, this would definitely probably be the sound game.

• 40:37Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. I mean, if Hank's getting buttfucked.

• 40:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, true.

• 40:41Speaker 02

  Why, save some of that animosity you have towards me, towards the guy that's trying to buttfuck you, Hank.

• 40:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, Jerry is.

• 40:47Speaker 02

  I'm just, I'm just putting.

• 40:48Speaker 00

  I don't have animosity towards you.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 40:50Speaker 00

  You're just obsessed with him.

• 40:52Speaker 02

  I'm not obsessed. Again, this was not.

• 40:54Speaker 00

  I feel bad for you.

• 40:55Speaker 02

  Okay, okay, Billy.

• 40:59Speaker 00

  Uh, by the way, uh, Mr. Cash Money Cash Mo, Money Cash Mo on Twitter said, if Burrow is injured, I'm chopping my dick off. So something to watch. I don't know, could have a dick chopping off. Okay, next one. Yeah, this is gonna be a good game though. I'm very interested to see how the offensive line of the Bengals who played very well against the, the Bucks, holds up against the Texans. Especially a Texans team that just got a little bit embarrassed on defense and what kind of effort are you going to get out of them? Next up, Saints, Ravens. Ravens minus eight and a half, over, under 46 and a half. Shuck Ladder, just say that right off the bat, right, Max? Shuck Ladder to the moon.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  Every time.

• 41:38Speaker 00

  Shuck said that, uh, he was trying to be too perfect in the first half, yes, uh, week one, and that was why he didn't look great. The big question in this game is, what does the Ravens offense look like without Zay Flowers? He was so electric against the Colts. And will it be a little different, uh, going into this game, knowing that he's probably not going to play his day to day for Sunday? He was not practicing as of Wednesday.

• 42:03Speaker 02

  He was by far the best receiver in the NFL. If you look at like all the splits and separation, all that stuff.

• 42:08Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 42:09Speaker 02

  Even though he, he went out early, he was by far the best receiver in the entire league.

• 42:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  Uh, for like barely over a half against the Colts.

• 42:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, so I, I, uh, I think the Saints are live in this game a little bit.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  I think they're certainly live against the spread.

• 42:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:23Speaker 02

  I think at Baltimore is a tough place to play.

• 42:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:25Speaker 02

  Very tough, especially first home game of the season. Lamar looked awesome.

• 42:29Speaker 00

  Awesome.

• 42:29Speaker 02

  Colts, like this, we might be seeing, this is prime Lamar this year.

• 42:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, absolutely. The, the, the Saints' problem has been, uh, that they start every game pretty slow. So Saints are 2-16 first quarter against the spread in 0-15 and three, so they've not won, they've not been leading after a first quarter in 18 games. That's week one and all of last year. So that's a point, Kellen Moore, less game balls, more come out the gates hot. Because the Ravens are one of those teams, there are certain teams in the NFL, it's like, if you get, if you get down to the Ravens, they will just feed Derrick Henry and punish you, and it will be game over. You don't want to be down to them by multiple scores going into the second quarter.

• 43:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you just have to tell them, if you want to give out game balls, you cannot come out of the gates slow in the first half.

• 43:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:17Speaker 02

  And just use that as a carrot.

• 43:18Speaker 00

  Maybe give out a, a first quarter game ball and then be like, no one gets it. You guys all sucked.

• 43:24Speaker 02

  Or, the problem is, if you, if you tell him he's allowed to give out a first quarter game ball, that's going to turn into like five first quarter game balls.

• 43:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 43:30Speaker 02

  He's, he's addicted.

• 43:31Speaker 00

  By the way, Tyler Shuck not on the top 20 week two QB power rankings, according to NFL.com. What more does this guy have to do?

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Is it perfect second half?

• 43:40Speaker 00

  Carson Wentz was, was 20th.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Respect.

• 43:42Speaker 00

  Tyler Shuck was not on there. He broke the Saints' record for most passing yards in second half or overtime, uh, second half and overtime. That's pretty crazy. Because Drew Brees has all the, all the Saints' records. He had 325 yards in the second half and overtime. Drew Brees is second with 310, he's third with 292, he's fourth, like right down the list. So, yeah, just figure it out for four quarters, Saints.

• 44:07Speaker 02

  I was actually, I was happy to see that it wasn't just us that didn't understand that fumble ruling against the Lions.

• 44:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:13Speaker 02

  Like, everybody, no matter how much football they've watched, they were like, that, that has always been a fumble. I don't understand what happened there.

• 44:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay, uh, Bears, Vikings, Bears minus five and a half, over, under 48 and a half. So, uh, I, I think I mentioned this Wednesday, but Ben Johnson, uh, after, or during his media this week, said that he was actually considering, they asked him about scoring 59, he was considering going for two to get 60. But then he was asked later on in the week, what, what do you, you know, how do you deal with scoring 59 in a letdown? He's like, we haven't scored any points this week. So he's on, he's ready to go for Brian Flores and the Vikings. I think it's going to be an awesome test for the Bears' offense, which looks incredible, going up against one of the most aggressive defenses in the league, and like, see where litmus tests, they, they kind of hang.

• 45:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, they, they asked Ben Johnson about that. If there was any, like, what is he thinking? Does he know what I'm thinking? And I know what he's thinking, so he knows that I know, that whole thing? And he was like, yes, that I'm currently.

• 45:13Speaker 00

  I'm in that path right now.

• 45:14Speaker 02

  I'm currently trying to deal with that exact problem and figure out exactly what I should do.

• 45:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, the, the exact quote was, is there ever a trap of overthinking and trying to guess what he thinks you think, you think he thinks you're going to do? How do you avoid going down that path? And Ben Johnson said, I'm in that path right now.

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think, I think it's a very honest answer because they have to think that sometimes.

• 45:33Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 45:34Speaker 02

  When, when you get too far down, at some point, you just have to think to yourself, like, let's just do the things that we're good at.

• 45:39Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  That, that I'm confident in. One thing you got to watch out for this week, Big Cat, just keep your eye on this. Carson Wentz.

• 45:45Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 45:46Speaker 02

  It could be exactly 72 degrees.

• 45:48Speaker 00

  Mm.

• 45:48Speaker 02

  For this game. And we all know that Carson Wentz is the best quarterback in NFL history at kickoff when it's 72, 72 degrees outside.

• 45:55Speaker 00

  Is that true?

• 45:56Speaker 02

  Yeah. Remember that was a stat that you gave me when, uh, when he became a commander quarterback.

• 46:00Speaker 00

  Oh, is it, I thought there was a Blake Bortles stat, but yeah. Oh, no, there was a Mitch stat too. Mitch had a perfect passer rating for a certain degree, but yeah.

• 46:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is the Carson Wentz temperature.

• 46:11Speaker 00

  Listen, I am, uh, is over the moon and excited about watching this Bears' offense. I am also very trepidatious, is that a word? Trepidatious about, uh, how in the world the Bears are going to cover Justin Jefferson. It feels like a game that he's going to be open the entire time. So, uh, the Bears are also dealing with, so there's apparently this, uh, I don't want to call him a fake doctor, but his name's Dr. Mo, and he's a foot specialist, and he's the one who is working with Kyler Gordon, uh, to try to rehab him.

• 46:43Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 46:43Speaker 00

  And, uh, Dr. Mo, we need Dr. Mo to, to figure it out.

• 46:48Speaker 02

  So Dr. Mo is holding Kyler Gordon out?

• 46:51Speaker 00

  Well, Dr. Mo is working with Kyler Gordon outside of Halas Hall. Dr. Mo, let me find his.

• 46:57Speaker 02

  So we got, we have a, an individual.

• 46:59Speaker 00

  Doctor, yeah, outside, uh, the foot doctor, Mo. That's his Instagram account. I always want my doctors to have an Instagram account.

• 47:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, does he put up pictures of his face, patients' feet? What's Dr. Mo into?

• 47:11Speaker 00

  But I, listen.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Also, any doctor that just goes by their first name and is kind of a celebrity.

• 47:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 47:17Speaker 02

  That's usually a good guy to, to go to.

• 47:19Speaker 00

  Dr. Mo, the foot doctor on Instagram. Please like and subscribe, Dr. Mo.

• 47:24Speaker 02

  Mo Feet.

• 47:25Speaker 00

  That doesn't, that, that, that's not awesome. That's not awesome. Um, yeah, so this, I, I think Justin Jefferson's going to have a field day. I, I do. I think the Bears' offense is going to do enough, because especially with their run game, uh, being able to, you know, stave off the blitz, but I'm very worried about Justin Jefferson going for like 200 yards, because I just don't know if Bryce, if Bryce Young can, can, and, and Jalen Coker can rip you up. Justin Jefferson's pretty damn good.

• 47:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I mean, Carson Wentz, I think you hit Carson Wentz a couple of times and you'll be okay.

• 47:55Speaker 00

  Carson Wentz, like, he didn't play bad. He was the 20th best quarterback. He's ranked higher than Tyler Shuck.

• 48:00Speaker 02

  So Minnesota, I didn't realize that they've won six straight games at Soldier Field.

• 48:03Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 48:03Speaker 02

  So they've had the Bears' number recently.

• 48:05Speaker 00

  And the Bear, like Ben Johnson, Brian Flores is kind of a mixed bag. It doesn't, it, there's not a significant, one guy has a, a edge over the other. Uh, dating back to Lions-Vikings as well. Uh, it was 1-1 last year. So, yeah, it's going to be a good chess match.

• 48:20Speaker 02

  So, uh, two things real quick about Caleb this week.

• 48:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:23Speaker 02

  Number one, he's a clutch jeans guy, which I like.

• 48:26Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  Like giant denim shorts.

• 48:28Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 48:29Speaker 02

  Uh, that's good to see. Number two, what did you think about his baseball swing?

• 48:32Speaker 00

  Uh, well, he's not a lefty, so.

• 48:34Speaker 02

  Okay, so.

• 48:34Speaker 00

  Pretty good.

• 48:35Speaker 02

  Okay, so pretty good.

• 48:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:36Speaker 02

  But some people, when they swing lefty, it actually looks better than when they swing right.

• 48:40Speaker 00

  That is true.

• 48:41Speaker 02

  But not Caleb, is what you're saying.

• 48:42Speaker 00

  I, I would say not Caleb.

• 48:43Speaker 02

  So stick to being a righty.

• 48:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, he was doing the lefty for PCA.

• 48:46Speaker 02

  He was doing a PCA impression.

• 48:47Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  It was one of the, the classic PCA be like videos.

• 48:50Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. PCA is so fucking awesome. 43 and 37. He's hitting too many home runs. He can't steal the base, he can't get to 44 and 37.

• 48:59Speaker 02

  You just stop at first base.

• 49:00Speaker 00

  He can't steal the bases, mashing too much.

• 49:01Speaker 02

  You just stop at first. Uh, I've gone far enough, let me steal.

• 49:06Speaker 00

  Max is going auto over on the Bears every single week, by the way.

• 49:08Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 49:09Speaker 00

  He's announced that.

• 49:09Speaker 02

  Until they prove me otherwise.

• 49:11Speaker 00

  It is going to be a little rainy.

• 49:14Speaker 00

  Don't care.

• 49:14Speaker 04

  Until they prove me otherwise.

• 49:16Speaker 00

  I don't hate that idea. I'm very excited for this game though. I, I think that like,

• 49:22Speaker 00

  as awesome as week one was 59 points, everything, you know, looked incredible. Can you do it against Brian Flores?

• 49:28Speaker 02

  Must win?

• 49:29Speaker 00

  And I would say, no, it's not a must win. It's a, no, it's not a must win. Don't get, don't let Carson Wentz put up like, if Carson Wentz puts up like 400 yards, it's gonna be a problem.

• 49:40Speaker 02

  It'll sting. Yeah.

• 49:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:41Speaker 03

  I love the clip of Ben, the reporter asking Ben Johnson if, you know, he's played Brian Flores a lot and that if he gets worried about.

• 49:51Speaker 02

  Right.

• 49:53Speaker 02

  What did, what did, uh, what did he say to that? Would Ben Johnson respond?

• 49:57Speaker 03

  No.

• 49:58Speaker 00

  We already talked.

• 49:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 50:00Speaker 00

  It's okay. It's okay. Just gonna let him roll. It's okay. I got you, Black Hank. You gotta, you already gotta look out for Glenn Tape Watch over here.

• 50:08Speaker 02

  If I see him, I'll let him know.

• 50:09Speaker 00

  It's a chess match. It's a back and forth.

• 50:17Speaker 00

  I wouldn't put it past.

• 50:18Speaker 04

  He's still running guy. He's still running guy.

• 50:20Speaker 02

  I'm so mad that you guys like told him what the deal was.

• 50:25Speaker 03

  I would have found out.

• 50:25Speaker 02

  No, you wouldn't have.

• 50:26Speaker 04

  Yes. A hundred percent.

• 50:28Speaker 03

  Everyone else saw it.

• 50:29Speaker 02

  At least not until tomorrow.

• 50:30Speaker 00

  A hundred percent.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  And then you would have felt it would have been so much better for the reveal tomorrow.

• 50:34Speaker 04

  No, the reveal would have been worse because it wouldn't have been on the show.

• 50:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, we need it on the show. He, uh, I wouldn't put it past BFD to get one of those like AI looking face masks and show up as Glenn Tape Watch.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm not. Yes, I'm all in.

• 50:48Speaker 00

  Whatever that, the guy went on Fox News and they're like, that guy's an alien.

• 50:51Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 50:53Speaker 00

  I can't remember who it was. They're like, look at his neck folds. Okay. Packers, I think the Bears are gonna win. I think it's gonna be not, they're not, I do not think, here's my hot take on this game. I do not think they're gonna score 59 points. I do think they're gonna win. That's, that seems, they might score 60. Actually, I gave myself a real nice out there because there's a lot of points that are not 59 points.

• 51:15Speaker 02

  That is true. Yeah. There's, there's way more than, yeah.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  There's a shitload of points.

• 51:21Speaker 02

  Depending on what already happened tonight in the Lions game, we might be positioning ourselves for, um, this being the real year where we're wondering about like Ben Johnson's absence from the Lions and what it's doing to the Bears.

• 51:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. Packers, Jets, Packers minus four and a half, over under 44 and a half, uh, memes.

• 51:40Speaker 04

  I am super excited for this game.

• 51:42Speaker 00

  And confident.

• 51:43Speaker 04

  And confident. Uh, it's gonna be super rainy in MetLife on Sunday, so I think that benefits the Jets, muck it up a little bit.

• 51:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 51:53Speaker 04

  I think this is a great game for David Bailey to come out.

• 51:57Speaker 02

  And in what way?

• 51:57Speaker 00

  Oh, he's gonna announce that he's.

• 51:59Speaker 04

  No.

• 52:00Speaker 02

  What kind of Packer is he?

• 52:02Speaker 04

  Not that kind of Packer.

• 52:03Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 52:06Speaker 04

  Packers, O-line had a real tough game last week. I think David Bailey, Will McDonald could have a real good game.

• 52:14Speaker 02

  I think David Bailey, I, you're actually not wrong about David Bailey because he's, he's a monster. It's only a matter of time.

• 52:20Speaker 00

  Matt LaFleur is, uh, seven and O against the spread in his career, week two of the NFL season. Pretty good week two coach.

• 52:27Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 52:28Speaker 00

  So, uh, does that make you nervous at all? Does feel like there's gonna be desperation from the Packers.

• 52:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, for sure. Packers are a really good team, but I think the rain helps the Jets. If it was perfect conditions, Jets probably lose.

• 52:43Speaker 02

  It's gonna be rainy as shit too.

• 52:44Speaker 04

  It's gonna be rainy as shit.

• 52:45Speaker 00

  And rainy as shit. You guys are also going to white out uniforms.

• 52:49Speaker 04

  Yeah, the white out uniforms look so sick.

• 52:51Speaker 00

  Are they gonna look sick in the rain? And the rain is shit.

• 52:53Speaker 02

  White t-shirt contest. Yeah.

• 52:55Speaker 04

  Yeah, probably still looks sick.

• 52:56Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 52:56Speaker 02

  Get the nips popping through.

• 52:58Speaker 04

  Still looks sick.

• 52:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 53:01Speaker 00

  I feel like they might look colder if it's raining and they're all in all whites.

• 53:05Speaker 04

  Is that better?

• 53:06Speaker 00

  I don't think so. You don't want to be cold.

• 53:09Speaker 02

  It also depends on what kind of white it is. If it's the kind of white that turns gray, that might work in your advantage.

• 53:15Speaker 00

  True. These are important.

• 53:17Speaker 02

  But if it's the kind of white that stays white in the rain, I agree with the cat. That's, you're gonna look cold, you're gonna look uncomfortable. That's like a Miami uniform.

• 53:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:24Speaker 04

  I disagree. I think.

• 53:26Speaker 00

  You gotta get, you gotta, you gotta get someone from the Jets to pour some water on these jerseys before Sunday. See what color they end up.

• 53:36Speaker 04

  I think they'll still be white.

• 53:38Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 53:38Speaker 00

  But what type of white?

• 53:40Speaker 02

  What kind of white are you?

• 53:41Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 53:44Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think it's gonna be a good game.

• 53:46Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 53:48Speaker 02

  Memes, how, how insufferable will you be if they beat the Packers?

• 53:51Speaker 04

  The most insufferable. I would, I would pray for, uh, our listeners' ears.

• 53:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 53:59Speaker 02

  So would I.

• 54:00Speaker 00

  I want you to beat the Packers and their season.

• 54:02Speaker 03

  You guys could be leading the division.

• 54:04Speaker 04

  We already are.

• 54:06Speaker 00

  Are you? Are you?

• 54:07Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 54:08Speaker 03

  For like outright.

• 54:09Speaker 02

  Tied. Yeah.

• 54:09Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 54:10Speaker 02

  Tied.

• 54:11Speaker 00

  Uh, Geno Smith was asked if he feels like he silenced any critics with his performance in week one. What do you guys think he responded with that?

• 54:21Speaker 03

  Nah.

• 54:22Speaker 02

  Uh, no, with silence?

• 54:24Speaker 00

  No, he said, I can't hear any critics. I'm sorry.

• 54:26Speaker 02

  Okay, good for him. Locked in. Yep. So he's, because they're writing him.

• 54:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:30Speaker 02

  And then he's not gonna write back, but the letter takes longer than just a couple of days to get there.

• 54:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 54:35Speaker 02

  Memes, this is a, uh, it, only something that people who are fans of bad teams will truly understand, but early on in the season, if you get off to a hot start, you win a game, maybe you win two games, and you're constantly looking at the standings to see your team like, oh my God, we're, we're at the top of the standings. It's been so long since I've seen this. Have you found any out there that are not alphabetical order so that the Jets are actually listed first?

• 55:02Speaker 04

  Uh, you're saying?

• 55:03Speaker 02

  Before the Bills.

• 55:04Speaker 04

  Top of the AFC East?

• 55:07Speaker 02

  Top of the, top of your division. Yeah.

• 55:09Speaker 04

  If the Lions lose tonight, you're outright. Yeah.

• 55:10Speaker 00

  Or the Lions win. Yeah.

• 55:12Speaker 04

  Or Lions win. Yeah.

• 55:13Speaker 00

  This is a huge, obviously we already talked about it at the start of the show, but you would have, you'd have two full days to just look at the standings.

• 55:23Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's incredible, but the Bills never lose.

• 55:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, well, we already taped it, so we don't know.

• 55:31Speaker 04

  No, they didn't lose. They, they won.

• 55:33Speaker 00

  Remember when we said that for the, for the, for the Texans Bills game last year?

• 55:38Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 55:39Speaker 00

  Pre-taped it because we had a case race.

• 55:40Speaker 02

  Bills never lose.

• 55:41Speaker 00

  Texans were, Texans fans were mad about that, rightfully so. Okay, uh, Max Eagles, Titans, Eagles minus seven, over under 39 and a half. I mean, if you don't win this game by a lot, what are we doing?

• 55:56Speaker 04

  Yeah, the Eagles don't tend to win games by a lot very often, so I could see them, you know, looking bad and then winning the football game like they do, like they did all last year. So I wouldn't be surprised. I, I would be, they're gonna, they're gonna win, they're gonna win the football game.

• 56:13Speaker 00

  The Titans are so bad.

• 56:15Speaker 02

  The Eagles have never won at Nissan Stadium. Oh, and three lifetime.

• 56:19Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 56:20Speaker 04

  All right, that's a little scary.

• 56:21Speaker 00

  That is one of those matchups I don't even remember ever seeing.

• 56:23Speaker 02

  Right, because it's only happened three times, uh, and it, listen, the Eagles, I'm doing the PFTs this weekend, Eagles tease to minus two and a half. I feel like that, there's no way that loses, right? There's no way you don't beat the Titans by three points or more.

• 56:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, I thought there was no way the Chargers were gonna lose to the Cardinals at home last week, so it's the NFL, anything can happen. But yeah, I would be, I would be very surprised and very angry and probably very pessimistic towards the rest of the season if they lose this game. But I don't think it's gonna happen.

• 56:51Speaker 00

  I don't think so either. Uh, what do you, what do you need to see from this game? The offensive line look a little better?

• 56:57Speaker 04

  Offensive line actually wasn't bad. It was just Landon Dickerson. Landon Dickerson's not gonna play. I don't think they have announced officially who is going to replace him. I think it's either Willie Lampkin or Drew Kendall, I think his name is, but. He can't, he can't be worse than Landon. They can't be worse than Landon Dickerson that last week, so.

• 57:16Speaker 00

  Sean Mannion, uh, through one week, I saw the stat, he's doing a lot more motion, which is great. So the Eagles used motion on 62% of their plays in week one, their highest rate in the past 10 seasons. Jalen Hurts averaged 10.2 yards per attempt with motion and 3.8 without. That was the big criticism last year of the Eagles offense is it was very, very static, no one moving, no wrinkles. Looks like Sean Mannion is trying to fix that.

• 57:46Speaker 04

  So far, so good. Definitely better than last year, so.

• 57:50Speaker 02

  What do you think about, so if, if Dickerson's gonna be out lined up across from, it's probably gonna be Jeffrey Simmons, right? The Titans' best defensive player. And then he, he actually, he had a quote, I thought it was.

• 58:00Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's, that was not a choice by him.

• 58:02Speaker 02

  Not a great idea. Some bulletin board material. He said, we just need to make Jalen Hurts be a quarterback.

• 58:08Speaker 04

  Oh, the Titans aren't in any position to be making any of those statements. Win some football games before you start talking shit on a team that won the Super Bowl two years ago and has had infinite more success than you.

• 58:20Speaker 00

  But I kinda like it that someone, a player on the Titans, a very good player, uh, mind you, but a player on the Titans is essentially going like WIP caller.

• 58:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, exactly. Like I, I, I was ecstatic when I saw that he, he said that because Jalen Hurts plays better when, when he has a chip on his shoulder. He had a very good game last week, and still people are making these statements that it's like, all right, let me go do it again.

• 58:44Speaker 02

  So do you think that if you're Jalen Hurts, if somebody says this about you, are you more likely to, to listen to that and say, you know what? I will beat you as a quarterback throwing the ball? Or is he gonna be more likely to be like, fuck it at all costs and just run?

• 58:56Speaker 04

  I think fuck it at all costs. I think.

• 58:58Speaker 00

  Oh, you think he like, almost like dared him? Like you won't beat us as a quarterback?

• 59:01Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's what I'm seeing. And then I actually think Jalen Hurts is, Max, cover your ears. I actually think he's good enough as a quarterback that when somebody dares him to do that, he could say, fuck you, I will beat you as a quarterback, and then stay in the pocket and throw for like 300 yards and three touchdowns.

• 59:13Speaker 00

  You won't do that, Jalen.

• 59:15Speaker 02

  All right, Max, you put your headphones back on. So yeah, pretty, pretty good comment here by Jeffrey Simmons. That's the right take. It's like, he's not a quarterback, he's running back.

• 59:23Speaker 00

  What do you guys think, uh, Robert Sala? Ooh, we had fun having him on the show. Uh, good guy. What do you think his family's thinking after this quote when he said, uh, I would have bet every asset my family has, we would have come out in the second half and played better. We didn't.

• 59:42Speaker 00

  He's like, hey.

• 59:43Speaker 02

  Take away his card, please.

• 59:44Speaker 00

  We're the Titans. We're the Titans now.

• 59:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 59:48Speaker 00

  What are we doing?

• 59:49Speaker 04

  Memes back here just goes, what do you mean? They were playing the mighty Jets.

• 59:54Speaker 04

  Hank, you like that one, Hank? Hank just shook his head so ferociously.

• 1:00:00Speaker 00

  Memes is becoming a problem.

• 1:00:02Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah. Yeah, he is.

• 1:00:03Speaker 00

  He is.

• 1:00:03Speaker 02

  Ever since the Knicks.

• 1:00:04Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm. He kinda walks.

• 1:00:07Speaker 04

  That's ritual.

• 1:00:07Speaker 02

  The thing is, he doesn't care.

• 1:00:09Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, he walks around with his like chest puffed out in this like cocky way where he kinda like eyes you up and down. You're just like, what are you looking at, man? He's just, he's got something right now.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, week one against the Titans.

• 1:00:23Speaker 00

  Titans could be good. They beat, they beat the Eagles.

• 1:00:25Speaker 04

  Yeah, they could be good. They just lost to a far superior opponent.

• 1:00:28Speaker 00

  Right, right. What if the Titans are the second best team in the AFC?

• 1:00:35Speaker 03

  I was gonna say I'll cut my dick off, but.

• 1:00:38Speaker 00

  Do it.

• 1:00:40Speaker 00

  The Titans have to get the two seed.

• 1:00:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'll cut my dick.

• 1:00:46Speaker 02

  That's what they'll have to do to your.

• 1:00:49Speaker 00

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• 1:02:21Speaker 00

  Zach, Browns, Bucks? Bucks minus eight and a half, over, under 40 and a half? This is a must win.

• 1:02:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is, uh, we need, we need this. We can't, uh, we can't go out to the Browns. I feel good about it. If, uh, you know, ball security steps up one level from last week, we should be okay. As long as it's not 24 points on turnovers. I feel like we're in a good spot.

• 1:02:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, as long as Baker's not running around, not checking behind him, that sort of thing.

• 1:02:45Speaker 03

  I'm down with him running around, maybe a quick little glance back. You're right.

• 1:02:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, or just like tell the office a lot, like yell at him if somebody's about to hit him. Let him know.

• 1:02:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, let's get audible, you know, let's let the boys know.

• 1:02:55Speaker 00

  This is the, I mean, this is the perfect get right spot because not only the Browns stink, but also Baker has history with the Browns. So you're gonna get extra chip.

• 1:03:03Speaker 03

  Let's see Baker go belt to ass on the Browns and then we move.

• 1:03:06Speaker 02

  He does not have to invent any reasons to be pissed off this weekend.

• 1:03:09Speaker 03

  Not at all. I think you dig into the chest of reasons you already have.

• 1:03:12Speaker 02

  I think an important part about being in the media like we are is admitting maybe when you're, when you're wrong about something and admitting when maybe your expectations have been just unreasonable and too high about things. I think we need to apologize to Deshaun Watson for casting unrealistic expectations onto him.

• 1:03:28Speaker 00

  I'd agree.

• 1:03:28Speaker 02

  Quarterback position. We do act like he has to go out there every week and throw for 400 yards and five touchdowns.

• 1:03:34Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:03:34Speaker 02

  And that's kind of, you know, that's an average game for Deshaun. So, uh, I realizing now that maybe he's not the guy that's going to do that every week.

• 1:03:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:43Speaker 02

  Maybe every other week.

• 1:03:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:44Speaker 02

  So, yeah, Deshaun.

• 1:03:45Speaker 00

  What about like five weeks combined?

• 1:03:47Speaker 02

  That'd be a good start. I think that's a good start.

• 1:03:50Speaker 00

  What were the numbers?

• 1:03:51Speaker 02

  Uh, well, the, the quote was, the media has this expectation that I'm supposed to throw for 400 yards and five touchdowns. I looked it up, he did that one time in his career.

• 1:04:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:04:00Speaker 02

  And it was October 6th, 2019. So it's been seven years.

• 1:04:04Speaker 00

  400 yards and five touchdowns is what the media is expecting out of him?

• 1:04:09Speaker 02

  That's what we've expected out of Deshaun Watson this year. Yeah.

• 1:04:11Speaker 00

  Okay, and I'm looking right now. One, two, three, four. Uh, his last five games played, he has thrown five touchdowns.

• 1:04:20Speaker 02

  Okay, so maybe like per month?

• 1:04:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, five touchdowns per month.

• 1:04:24Speaker 02

  Five touchdowns a month, 400 yards per month.

• 1:04:26Speaker 00

  He just lives in fucking La La.

• 1:04:28Speaker 02

  We can get there.

• 1:04:29Speaker 00

  I, it's crazy. Like what?

• 1:04:33Speaker 02

  I don't know.

• 1:04:33Speaker 00

  How does he do this?

• 1:04:34Speaker 02

  I don't know where he pulled this one out of.

• 1:04:35Speaker 00

  Every single week he has a pull.

• 1:04:37Speaker 03

  The T sees his like direct deposit hit. He's like, yeah, I am the stud quarterback.

• 1:04:42Speaker 00

  I am a franchise guy.

• 1:04:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, listen, just price of quarterbacking went up. That's the normal price that you should expect for 115 yards and a pick.

• 1:04:50Speaker 00

  Yeah, I also don't like how Todd Monkin is talking right now where he said that we're disappointed, but what do we have to be down about? I waited my whole life to be a head coach. So.

• 1:05:05Speaker 02

  He's been thinking his entire season of being a head coach is smelling the roses.

• 1:05:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:09Speaker 02

  Like I made this.

• 1:05:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:05:10Speaker 02

  The season, it's a victory lap for Todd DeMonken.

• 1:05:13Speaker 00

  Some guys, Todd DeMonken, some, some guys want to be a head coach and win Super Bowls. Todd DeMonken is like, hey, just name me head coach.

• 1:05:20Speaker 02

  Like journey, it's about the journey, not the destination, guys. Let's just, how, how amazing is it if you just think I'm lucky enough to be living in the United States?

• 1:05:29Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:05:29Speaker 02

  And I'm lucky enough to be a millionaire head coach for an NFL football team. When you put it that way, life is pretty sweet.

• 1:05:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, I think the Bucks are gonna win this game.

• 1:05:39Speaker 02

  I do too. So that's the other side of the tease. I got the Bucks minus two, Eagles minus two and a half. You tease that together, minus 115. I don't see how that one loses.

• 1:05:49Speaker 00

  Are you worried that Rico's gonna be rooting against the Bucks?

• 1:05:52Speaker 02

  I, that was, that did not factor into my equation when I put the bet in.

• 1:05:55Speaker 00

  Something to think about.

• 1:05:55Speaker 02

  Because I put it in before Rico did Rico.

• 1:05:59Speaker 00

  To declare he'll never root for the Bucks again.

• 1:06:00Speaker 02

  Before he went for Rico.

• 1:06:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:06:02Speaker 02

  And that's a, it's a, is he gonna be in the cave?

• 1:06:04Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's a problem.

• 1:06:07Speaker 00

  Zach, prediction, score prediction.

• 1:06:10Speaker 03

  A prediction, uh, I'd just go beat him by 14, you know? Two scores.

• 1:06:15Speaker 00

  July 14th. What, what'd you say?

• 1:06:18Speaker 03

  Beat him by 14.

• 1:06:18Speaker 00

  Beat him by 14.

• 1:06:19Speaker 03

  Yes, sir.

• 1:06:19Speaker 02

  Which 14?

• 1:06:20Speaker 00

  July 14th.

• 1:06:21Speaker 03

  Oh, no, um, not July 14th. My bad. No, two scores, 14 points.

• 1:06:24Speaker 00

  14.

• 1:06:25Speaker 02

  But which, which 14? Are we talking like 28, 14?

• 1:06:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's a big difference because it's like 21, 7, 17, 3, and it's like, ooh, we still got some problems.

• 1:06:35Speaker 03

  Really, I'm just looking to be on the victorious side of, of 14. But if we, if we go exact score, let's hit him with, uh.

• 1:06:40Speaker 00

  31, 17 is a dominant 14.

• 1:06:43Speaker 03

  I'll take that 14. Sounds good. That sounds strong.

• 1:06:45Speaker 02

  That's the, that's the widest 14 point mark.

• 1:06:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, 31, 17 is your, is your number one 14. I think 28, 14 is probably your number two. 21, 7 is like, ah, your defense played great.

• 1:06:56Speaker 02

  45, 45 to 31 is strong.

• 1:06:59Speaker 00

  That's a huge one, but that's also a lot of points you gave up on your defense. I think it's 31, 17 is the best.

• 1:07:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's the best one.

• 1:07:05Speaker 00

  That's by far the best.

• 1:07:07Speaker 03

  I think we're in a great spot for our first home game as well.

• 1:07:09Speaker 02

  14 to nothing, by the way, might as well be six points.

• 1:07:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, you didn't do anything.

• 1:07:13Speaker 02

  That's not 14 points.

• 1:07:14Speaker 00

  You didn't do anything.

• 1:07:14Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:07:16Speaker 03

  Got in twice.

• 1:07:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, but it was.

• 1:07:18Speaker 02

  One was probably like a pick six at the end on the lateral or something. Yeah.

• 1:07:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay, Panthers, Falcons, Falcons plus two and a half, over, under 43 and a half. Who's starting for the Atlanta Falcons? We have a fun game we're gonna play.

• 1:07:31Speaker 02

  I think it's gotta be Cooper Rush. You gotta feed the hot hand.

• 1:07:34Speaker 00

  So Cooper Rush hurt his back. Tua still has a hurt back. Michael Pennix has a, uh, everything and he's still a week away. And so then we get to Jack Strand. Falcons head coach Kevin Stefanski said that Jack Strand is not being ruled out for the game.

• 1:07:54Speaker 02

  You can.

• 1:07:55Speaker 00

  That feels like a threat.

• 1:07:56Speaker 02

  You can never rule Jack Strand out.

• 1:07:58Speaker 00

  So I looked up Jack Strand. He's a, uh, D2, uh, football player from Wisconsin, played D2 football in Minnesota. He is from, the only thing I could find about Jack Strand that was remotely interesting and seems like a nice guy is, uh, Jack Strand is from Bloomfield, Wisconsin, which is kind of the western part of the state, small town, 3,000 people. It is the jump rope capital of the world.

• 1:08:22Speaker 02

  Oh, hell yeah.

• 1:08:23Speaker 00

  That's pretty cool.

• 1:08:24Speaker 02

  Good for him. That's, it's a great workout, so he's probably pretty athletic.

• 1:08:26Speaker 00

  So they, it, it goes that they had a, uh, I think it was like a gym teacher or something 60 years ago, came up with, hey, every year we're gonna have a competition. How, who can jump rope the most times in 10 seconds? And every year in January, they do this competition in Bloomfield, Wisconsin, where all of the towns around it come and compete and kids of all like grade levels. 10, you get 10 seconds, how many jumps can you do?

• 1:08:51Speaker 02

  And do we know how he did? How Jack Strand was a jump rope?

• 1:08:54Speaker 00

  I don't know. Let's find out.

• 1:08:55Speaker 02

  He's gotta be pretty good. I, I saw that he, um, they were doing this drill to get warmed up for practice the other day and, uh, Jack Strand's got some long strides. What? Oh, you got the video right here?

• 1:09:05Speaker 02

  The, the drill that they're doing is like a, some sort of deep skipping backpedal drill.

• 1:09:10Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:09:11Speaker 02

  And that first.

• 1:09:12Speaker 04

  Totally normal drill.

• 1:09:13Speaker 02

  Very normal drill. There's a.

• 1:09:14Speaker 04

  Rush didn't want to participate in this.

• 1:09:15Speaker 00

  Well, he's got a hurt back, dude. He was carrying the Falcons last year.

• 1:09:18Speaker 02

  Look at those steps by Jack Strand.

• 1:09:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, he could jump rope.

• 1:09:21Speaker 02

  That's a jump rope body.

• 1:09:22Speaker 00

  I don't have, maybe we'll get Jack Strand on someday and we'll see what, what his best jump roping year was.

• 1:09:28Speaker 02

  Do you think that Kevin Stefanski is like, what the fuck? Why am I going through this again? Or do you think Kevin Stefanski might be the problem that like wherever he, he's a bad luck chuck, wherever he goes, he just ends up with a morgue of a quarterback room?

• 1:09:41Speaker 00

  He's, it's me, I'm the problem. It's me. Whatever the Taylor Swift quote is. This is, it's insane. Again. Kevin Stefanski had to say Jack Strand is not being ruled out for this game. That is a threat that. He's threatening us.

• 1:09:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:09:58Speaker 00

  He's like, I'll fucking do it. I'll start Jack Strand.

• 1:10:00Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not even scared by it anymore. Now I'm kinda, I kinda wanna see what it looks like.

• 1:10:05Speaker 00

  What scariest quotes in the last week and a half. AI has a 10% chance of killing us? Or we're not ruling out Jack Strand to start in this game?

• 1:10:14Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm kinda strand curious at this time.

• 1:10:17Speaker 00

  By the way, I did some research and by, by some research, my wife just sent me a, a Instagram video. The AI thing is, it was an op.

• 1:10:27Speaker 02

  Oh, that's, we're at that level now where it's like, these are psy ops?

• 1:10:30Speaker 00

  No. The whistleblower was an op. AI, all these companies are running out of money and they don't actually have any like utilization yet. And they've taken all this investment in. So they basically had a whistleblower come out and be like, it's gonna kill us all. We gotta get the government involved. The government's gonna get involved, regulate the AI. The AI companies can be like, hey, it's not our fault. We didn't like actually produce any profits. The government shut us down.

• 1:10:56Speaker 02

  It is kinda funny that they're like, we've all agreed to slow down.

• 1:10:59Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:11:00Speaker 02

  Uh, for the benefit of mankind.

• 1:11:02Speaker 00

  And they also are asking for, uh, antitrusting exemption. So they basically are like, hey, we all are, are agreed to slow down. We're gonna stop this. Oh shit, the government's gonna make us, you know, slow down and all this stuff. We don't have to pay back our investors. And also we are now gonna get to collude to make sure that we make as much money as possible.

• 1:11:19Speaker 02

  I, I did see that. I always think that when they do these types of, of like public statements, it's just so that. Everybody that's watching them is like, oh shit, their technology must be awesome and light years ahead of what ours is. And then they panic and then they spend more money to develop their own technology.

• 1:11:34Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:11:35Speaker 02

  Cause they think that they're getting beat out by Anthropic. It's like, whoa, their shit's about to blow up the world. Ours isn't even halfway there yet.

• 1:11:40Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:11:41Speaker 02

  But yeah, that, that would be devastating for me if they actually do have to put a pause on it because I don't know, I, some of the, the film accounts that I watch online are really good at that stuff. So.

• 1:11:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. Did you see the, the article about, uh, Lane Kiffin using chat GPT for legal advice?

• 1:11:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:11:56Speaker 00

  That was awesome. It was, that was, that was, it explains everything. It explains the entire, like trying to get NFL players. He, he has a lawyer who he asked for opinions of.

• 1:12:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:12:06Speaker 00

  And he would send the lawyer chat GPT answers being like, look, they say that it's okay that I could do this.

• 1:12:11Speaker 02

  It explains everything about, yeah, the last year.

• 1:12:13Speaker 00

  Yeah. He also talked about this like new, uh, Lane book that came out. Someone wrote a book about Lane Kiffin. He said, I can save you $33. And sum it up for you. Old unnamed sources say that Saban hated Lane Kiffin. And, uh, Lane Kiffin drank too much and hung out with hot women. New unnamed sources say Saban and Kiffin love each other again. Lane Kiffin doesn't drink, still hangs out with hot women.

• 1:12:39Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:12:41Speaker 00

  Whatever, whichever way you wanna do it, he's still hanging out with babes.

• 1:12:43Speaker 02

  It's pretty good.

• 1:12:44Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:12:45Speaker 02

  It's pretty good.

• 1:12:46Speaker 00

  Okay. So, uh, this game, I don't know. It'd be.

• 1:12:50Speaker 00

  Jack Strand. We might be watching Jack Strand.

• 1:12:52Speaker 04

  I'm watching some film on Jack Strand. I might be in on it.

• 1:12:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. What if the Falcons just do this every week? They're like, let's just, let's just see who.

• 1:13:02Speaker 04

  He's throwing some good balls.

• 1:13:03Speaker 00

  What's the lowest level of quarterback? We could win a NFL football game.

• 1:13:06Speaker 02

  What's his scouting report like?

• 1:13:08Speaker 00

  He's tall.

• 1:13:08Speaker 04

  Good.

• 1:13:09Speaker 02

  He looks tall.

• 1:13:09Speaker 00

  He is. He's six, three. I, I looked at his, uh, he's six, almost six, four, two, 40. Um, broke a ton of records at D2.

• 1:13:18Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:13:18Speaker 00

  Started as a freshman at D2, like four games in, played the whole career there. Yeah. Jack Strand.

• 1:13:26Speaker 04

  Kinda looks like Flacco.

• 1:13:28Speaker 00

  Did you just fart?

• 1:13:28Speaker 02

  Hank just ripped that.

• 1:13:29Speaker 03

  No, that was, that was my shoe.

• 1:13:30Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. Kinda does look like Flacco.

• 1:13:33Speaker 02

  Like a young Flacco?

• 1:13:35Speaker 04

  He looks good.

• 1:13:35Speaker 02

  He looks like.

• 1:13:36Speaker 04

  I'm, I'm in on, I'm, I'm, I'm a strand boy.

• 1:13:38Speaker 02

  Anyone else getting like a mixture of Joe Flacco and Peyton Manning from him?

• 1:13:43Speaker 03

  I think he's just playing the Colts in this film. So you're seeing.

• 1:13:46Speaker 02

  No, he's wearing, he's wearing 18.

• 1:13:48Speaker 00

  Meet me at the strand bar?

• 1:13:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:13:52Speaker 00

  That's a good one.

• 1:13:52Speaker 02

  Get up, strand up, strand up. Boy, you're right.

• 1:13:57Speaker 00

  Strand up for what you believe in?

• 1:13:59Speaker 04

  This tweet says, how long before Jack Strand wins the QB1 title in Atlanta?

• 1:14:03Speaker 00

  I think it's.

• 1:14:03Speaker 02

  It's imminent.

• 1:14:05Speaker 00

  I'm ready.

• 1:14:05Speaker 04

  Draft files.

• 1:14:06Speaker 00

  I'll say it. I'm looking at these two, Max.

• 1:14:09Speaker 02

  Good strand off.

• 1:14:10Speaker 00

  I'm ready to get stranded. Let's get stranded.

• 1:14:12Speaker 04

  Let's get stranded.

• 1:14:14Speaker 02

  Welcome to Strand Box.

• 1:14:15Speaker 04

  That, it looks like a catchable ball.

• 1:14:18Speaker 00

  Let's get stranded. Okay. I, we've now, the, I, I'll say this, the clips that you're playing for us, I think there's only four plays. Cause I've seen the same run four times.

• 1:14:30Speaker 04

  Well, there's not a lot of tape on them out there, but.

• 1:14:32Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's good.

• 1:14:32Speaker 04

  And the tape that we have seen, it looks good.

• 1:14:34Speaker 02

  It looks like a mix between Tom Brady and Aaron Rodgers.

• 1:14:36Speaker 00

  Yeah. Falcons are, uh, start, started the season 0-1 for the eighth time in the last nine seasons.

• 1:14:43Speaker 02

  That's tough. Did you see their, uh, their cornerback Kobe Bryant, the meal that he had this week? He had, he went to like a local Atlanta restaurant and he had some.

• 1:14:50Speaker 00

  Kobe Durant.

• 1:14:52Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, he had a Looney Tunes pan.

• 1:14:54Speaker 00

  Cause it is confusing. Cause there's a Kobe Bryant's the Bears, but it's like, dude, how many basketball?

• 1:14:59Speaker 04

  There was a third Kobe Bryant that I didn't know about.

• 1:15:01Speaker 00

  Players can be in one. I think it's Kobe Durant, right?

• 1:15:04Speaker 02

  Uh, let's see.

• 1:15:05Speaker 00

  No, he plays for the Cowboys.

• 1:15:06Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's Kobe Bryant.

• 1:15:08Speaker 00

  There's two Kobe Brians?

• 1:15:09Speaker 02

  Falcons, yeah. C O B E E.

• 1:15:15Speaker 02

  Kobe Bryant. He, so he had a Looney Tunes pan at a restaurant in Atlanta. Look at, look at what's on the Looney Tunes pan.

• 1:15:22Speaker 00

  There's too many Kobe Brians.

• 1:15:23Speaker 02

  I don't think that it's possible for you to play football the week after eating all this food.

• 1:15:26Speaker 00

  Okay, let me see.

• 1:15:27Speaker 02

  It's actually kinda crazy. It had, it's a hot cheeto burger, hot cheeto balls.

• 1:15:31Speaker 00

  Oh shit.

• 1:15:32Speaker 02

  Loaded fries, lemon pepper chicken wings and fruity pebble waffles. Look at that shit.

• 1:15:37Speaker 00

  I love this.

• 1:15:37Speaker 02

  It looks awesome, but I don't know how it's possible for you to walk after this. Like pray for his butt.

• 1:15:43Speaker 00

  We have the same diet as an NFL player.

• 1:15:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. Look at that shit. That's the craziest meal I think I've ever seen.

• 1:15:49Speaker 00

  Insane. Too many Kobe Brians. Did not realize that. Yeah. The Kobe Durant one was a nice, like, oh shit, it's.

• 1:15:58Speaker 02

  It's different.

• 1:15:58Speaker 00

  It's, it's two basketball players in one. Uh, okay. Afternoon games. Very excited for the afternoon games. PFT, are you officially America's game of the week again?

• 1:16:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think so.

• 1:16:08Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 1:16:08Speaker 02

  Uh, they're obsessed with us.

• 1:16:10Speaker 00

  We will start though with Jaguars at Broncos. Jaguars at Broncos. Broncos are minus two and a half, over under is 44 and a half. The Jaguars are the hottest team, you know, if you take out, obviously their playoff loss to the Bills, but I think they've won nine in a row. They have the most consecutive games scoring 23 points. With 12 in a row. Trevor Lawrence is nine and O in his last nine regular season games. 28 touchdowns, 2,400 yards. Jaguars are rolling.

• 1:16:41Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jaguars are a juggernaut right now. Did you know that in the next 33 games that the Jaguars play? They have to play 28 out of the next 33 away from Jacksonville.

• 1:16:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's crazy.

• 1:16:53Speaker 02

  Isn't that nuts?

• 1:16:53Speaker 00

  That kinda blew my mind when I saw that.

• 1:16:55Speaker 02

  Yeah. So they're gonna be playing two games this year in London and then they're gonna be playing in Orlando.

• 1:16:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:00Speaker 02

  As they do renovations to, uh, to their home field in Jacksonville. So this is like the start of a, a wild stretch for them. I, I like the Broncos. It's a classic. You looked like shit in week one. The other team looked really awesome in week one. And then there's, everything's going to get reversed. Everything reverses in week two.

• 1:17:17Speaker 00

  I have a question. Is there, there was a lot of talk last year about the Patriots' schedule. Looking at who the Broncos' defense played last year, did we maybe overrate them? I'll list some of the quarterbacks they played. They played week one, uh, Cam Ward, week four, Jake Browning, week six, Justin Fields. Week nine, Davis Mills, week 10, Geno Smith, which that was a bad experience last year. Uh, week 13, Marcus Mariota, week 14, Kenny Pickett, week 15, Jordan Love, week 17, Chris Oladukun, week 18, Trey Lance.

• 1:17:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:17:51Speaker 00

  I mean, you put all those guys together.

• 1:17:53Speaker 02

  It's not, it's not just that they played, because there were a bunch of weeks that you left out.

• 1:17:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:17:57Speaker 02

  Where they played good quarterbacks, but also there are a lot of teams in there that should have had better quarterbacks.

• 1:18:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:18:02Speaker 02

  So they played a ton of backups, uh, maybe even a couple of third stringers in there as well. So yeah, I think that's fair to point out. I think it's, you play who you play and if you win the game, good for you.

• 1:18:11Speaker 00

  But did we, yeah, maybe going into the season.

• 1:18:13Speaker 02

  Championship game.

• 1:18:14Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, no, I'm not saying they weren't very good last year. I'm just saying the, I went into this season being like, the Broncos are gonna be one of the best defenses. It.

• 1:18:24Speaker 00

  The one good news for the Broncos is like tackling is something you seemingly can fix. It's not like a, we don't have the talent. They just couldn't tackle. They gotta put the pads on this week, right? The pads have to be on.

• 1:18:36Speaker 02

  I would just, I would love to see Sean Payton in practice this week. He's got a couple, it's gonna be a Sean Payton fuck shit game. I think there's gonna be some gadgets in there.

• 1:18:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. And this is also like, if the Jaguars go and win this game, why are Jaguars do really get, Liam Cohen made the comments about the small market stuff and it's like, it is true. They don't, the Jaguars can be really good and they, they will not get talked about the same way as a lot of other teams.

• 1:18:59Speaker 02

  But yeah, if they, if they win this game in Denver, I would put them maybe second in the power rankings behind the Jets.

• 1:19:05Speaker 00

  Yeah. Jets and Jaguars.

• 1:19:09Speaker 02

  What do you think memes or should they be ahead of the Jets?

• 1:19:12Speaker 00

  They should be ahead. They're, they're very good.

• 1:19:14Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:19:15Speaker 00

  They are very good.

• 1:19:15Speaker 02

  All right, then I, I will retract. This game always makes me think about Mark Schlereth. Because he was obsessed with this loss that they had.

• 1:19:22Speaker 00

  Mark Brunel. Yeah. And Mark, yeah.

• 1:19:24Speaker 02

  No, Mark, it makes me think about Mark Schlereth because when I was growing up, he was my coach. And they lost that playoff game where they, they were one scene to Mark Brunel. And every day, like the only lesson that he would teach us had something to do with the Broncos overlooking the Jaguars in the playoffs. That loss, when I tell you, he thought about that loss every single day of his life, he probably still does. He probably wakes up in a cold sweat being like, if we had just beaten the Jaguars in the playoffs that one year, I would have, I would have had another ring.

• 1:19:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was a really good Broncos team, but they probably don't win two in a row if they don't lose that one.

• 1:19:56Speaker 02

  That's actually that. The other wrinkle was the next year after they won a Super Bowl, then every lesson became still about that Jaguars game. But after the loss, he'd be like, this can actually propel you to win Super Bowls.

• 1:20:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:09Speaker 02

  Use it.

• 1:20:09Speaker 00

  All right. Chargers Raiders Chargers minus seven over under 43 and a half must win for the Chargers have to win this game. Cannot lose this game. Actually they can. And then we'll just be like, well, the Chargers.

• 1:20:20Speaker 02

  It's a must win. It is a must win.

• 1:20:22Speaker 00

  But you know what I'm saying? Like, I, I was, I was doing prep and I was like, oh man, the Chargers must win. But really it's not because if they do lose, it's like, okay. Well, they were disappointing.

• 1:20:32Speaker 02

  This has been a, a big battle back and forth of people that I don't know who's right and who's wrong online. But some people are insisting that it's the offensive line's fault. And some people are insisting that it's Justin Herbert's fault in terms of like a lot of the sacks that he's taken. And if it's Herbert's fault, that would be a concern that that type of stuff continues to happen. But the, the fact is I don't know who's right.

• 1:20:53Speaker 00

  I would say that the truth is probably always in the middle in these situations where it's, and it add even another one. It's probably partially the play calling as well.

• 1:21:01Speaker 02

  That probably has something to do with it. Yes. They, this is a must. I'm going to put must win for the Chargers this week. Going up against Kirk Cousins who looked good. Kirk Cousins looked like he had, I don't want to say like.

• 1:21:12Speaker 00

  Goodish.

• 1:21:13Speaker 02

  Goodish. Like way above Cooper Rush.

• 1:21:15Speaker 00

  Yes. He is addicted to in and out. Hank.

• 1:21:18Speaker 03

  I like this. I like that quote a lot. Lays off the milkshake though.

• 1:21:21Speaker 00

  He lays off the milkshake, shows some discipline, goes every game, uh, after every game to, to, uh, burgers, fries. He said at one point this year, he did go by himself and got three, three by threes.

• 1:21:34Speaker 03

  That's a lot.

• 1:21:35Speaker 00

  That's a lot. That's a lot.

• 1:21:36Speaker 02

  Two double doubles is, I think that's the perfect meal.

• 1:21:39Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's, I mean, in and out is very good.

• 1:21:43Speaker 02

  He says he doesn't get onions. Shout out Shane.

• 1:21:47Speaker 00

  Shane.

• 1:21:48Speaker 02

  But then he does get fries and he doesn't do a shake.

• 1:21:52Speaker 00

  Okay. Let's see what happens in this game. I.

• 1:21:57Speaker 00

  They, they Chargers can't lose this game, right?

• 1:21:59Speaker 02

  There's always a good fight between these two teams, like in the stands.

• 1:22:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. It used to be the number one fight game when it was San Diego, Oakland.

• 1:22:07Speaker 02

  Yeah. I, I think it still happens.

• 1:22:08Speaker 00

  We've lost a little something.

• 1:22:10Speaker 02

  Well, because LA is still very much, it's a Raiders town too.

• 1:22:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:22:14Speaker 02

  So like there, there'll probably be just as many Raiders fans at this game as there are Chargers fans.

• 1:22:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, that's true. That's very true. All right. Seahawks Cardinals. Uh, Drew Locke, starting Sam Donald out, but not out for so long that they're putting him on IR. So that's good news.

• 1:22:33Speaker 00

  See Cardinals were like the surprise story from week one. Can they do it against the Seahawks defense? I have my doubts.

• 1:22:41Speaker 02

  I don't think that they can.

• 1:22:42Speaker 00

  I have my doubts.

• 1:22:43Speaker 02

  I think Seahawks defense is, they were, they beat the Patriots despite having 10 men on the field for most of the game. It's just outstanding stuff.

• 1:22:51Speaker 00

  What is it? He's still running?

• 1:22:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's still running. I think, uh, I think the Seahawks are absolutely, they deserve to be number, number one in the power rankings. They're an awesome team. Great defense. McDonald is, uh, like a genius. He doesn't get a lot of the same credit that the offensive guys get. But I think the Cardinals, Cardinals, great, great showing week one.

• 1:23:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:23:12Speaker 02

  Awesome showing.

• 1:23:12Speaker 00

  And they might not be as bad as we thought. I think this is going to be a little bit of a harder, harder game. Although Cortez will be there, home opener. Did you see Mike LaFleur? Uh, he has like your worst nightmare, Hank. He, his quote was all I can see is Seattle. He's got, he can't see anything else. Just Seattle.

• 1:23:29Speaker 03

  That's understandable.

• 1:23:30Speaker 00

  It's an episode of Frazier going on in his brain right this second. I'm excited for Drew Locke to get another chance.

• 1:23:37Speaker 02

  Me too.

• 1:23:38Speaker 00

  Just fucking wing it, Drew Locke. Just be it. Just do it.

• 1:23:42Speaker 02

  He's feisty.

• 1:23:43Speaker 00

  Just fucking do it. Get out there and fucking throw it around.

• 1:23:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, this game will, it's not America's game of the week. Uh, we also have Dolphins, 49ers, not America's game of the week. 49ers minus 13 and a half, over, under 45 and a half. The nicest thing I can say about the Dolphins, they stayed on the West Coast.

• 1:24:01Speaker 02

  Smart.

• 1:24:02Speaker 00

  That's all I got.

• 1:24:03Speaker 02

  Little vacation for him out there. Um, I just had one thing about this game. I think that we all expect the 49ers should beat them.

• 1:24:08Speaker 00

  I would say so.

• 1:24:09Speaker 02

  Even, even given the crazy travel schedule that they've had to deal with.

• 1:24:12Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:24:13Speaker 02

  Fred Warner, crazy that he's back and playing and playing at such a high level. Did you see the video of him from the Rams game?

• 1:24:19Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:24:20Speaker 02

  Where he's in the huddle and he, he goes, hold them up. I'm going to punch the rock. I'm going to get the rock if you hold them up.

• 1:24:25Speaker 00

  Oh, I didn't see this one. I saw the other one.

• 1:24:27Speaker 02

  So there's two, there's.

• 1:24:28Speaker 00

  The one where he launches himself across the field was one of the coolest things ever.

• 1:24:31Speaker 02

  He sprints across the entire field and launches his body and hits the shit out of the ball carrier. And then there was another one where he tells his boys in the huddle, like you hold them up and I'm going to punch the ball out.

• 1:24:40Speaker 00

  Oh, there we go.

• 1:24:41Speaker 02

  And then on the next play, uh, he does exactly that. Holds him up and Fred Warner punches the ball out. Fred Warner, he is now, I think he's number one on my list of guys that we need to respect more.

• 1:24:53Speaker 00

  Yeah. Go down. Go down. Let me, let's see this. Play it.

• 1:25:05Speaker 00

  So he did it right after.

• 1:25:12Speaker 00

  That's incredible.

• 1:25:15Speaker 00

  Hold his shot.

• 1:25:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. So he's, he's number one. We need to respect Fred Warner more. It's like him and golf cameraman. I think are, are two people that are just by far super under respected.

• 1:25:25Speaker 00

  The, uh.

• 1:25:26Speaker 02

  Not you, Max. I'm talking about real cameraman.

• 1:25:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. Pug.

• 1:25:30Speaker 04

  I wasn't referring to myself. I was just agreeing with you.

• 1:25:32Speaker 02

  Like finding the ball in the air.

• 1:25:34Speaker 04

  Yeah, I don't know how.

• 1:25:36Speaker 00

  The, the him launch, Fred Warner launching himself clip is incredible.

• 1:25:40Speaker 02

  Yeah. Superman.

• 1:25:41Speaker 00

  Doesn't care. Just going to, uh, for it. All right. So the, the 49ers are going to win. 49ers are going to be good. Stay healthy. That's basically the 49ers question.

• 1:25:48Speaker 02

  13 and a half is a lot of points.

• 1:25:50Speaker 00

  It is.

• 1:25:50Speaker 02

  For a team that, that flew back from Melbourne.

• 1:25:52Speaker 00

  I watched a lot of that Dolphins Raiders game because I had the over in that game. Dolphins couldn't move the ball like at all. It was, it was tough. They were in some long down situations. It was not, uh, I just don't know where anything comes from.

• 1:26:06Speaker 02

  No, I don't either.

• 1:26:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay.

• 1:26:09Speaker 02

  Like I want to take the Dolphins. I really do. Like this is a, this is a spot that any other team I probably would bet on the underdog. But I didn't see anything.

• 1:26:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right. Uh, game of the week, commanders, Cowboys, PFT. Cowboys minus four and a half, over, under 50 and a half.

• 1:26:24Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:26:26Speaker 00

  What are we thinking?

• 1:26:26Speaker 02

  I'm thinking it's, uh, it's almost a must win.

• 1:26:29Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:26:29Speaker 02

  This combined with next week, they're, they're both 50% must wins. Okay. We gotta, we gotta at minimum go one and two.

• 1:26:36Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:26:37Speaker 02

  First three. I'd like to go two and one. I'm feeling good about it. I think the Cowboys defense stinks. I don't know what they're going to try to do to recover over this week. I don't know if it's fixable, but their defense looks worse than it did last year somehow.

• 1:26:48Speaker 00

  I'd agree.

• 1:26:49Speaker 02

  And our defense looks a lot better than it did last year, uh, which I was, I was really happy about. Granted, there were some chunk plays, but if you take away those chunk plays where Mikey's controller got unplugged. I think it's, uh, I think it's a different game and I think the defense is leaps and bounds ahead of what we saw last year and younger too, which is great.

• 1:27:07Speaker 00

  Hank, your boys.

• 1:27:10Speaker 03

  I think the commanders are going to, uh, roll this game.

• 1:27:12Speaker 00

  Really?

• 1:27:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:14Speaker 00

  Is it because of what we taped in advisors?

• 1:27:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:27:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:17Speaker 02

  What happened?

• 1:27:18Speaker 00

  Uh, Jerry and Stu were just trashing the commanders to the point that I just was like, I have to take them.

• 1:27:23Speaker 02

  And that's what I'm saying. So I just took the command. I was like, I, I have no choice. The way you guys are talking, you, you have, you have, you have Monday's paper on, on Wednesday.

• 1:27:31Speaker 03

  Week two is also tough because it's like, you don't, you know, you genuinely don't know how good these teams are or not. Everyone's talking with the Giants, like, oh, the Giants could be a really good team. The Cowboys might just be really bad.

• 1:27:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:27:42Speaker 03

  And the Giants might not be that good. They just beat a really bad team. This week we'll know for sure. Like, I'm not going to assume that the Cowboys, that the Giants are really good and the Cowboys just lost to a better team. I'm going to take the opposite stance and assume that the, both teams are bad and that the commanders, you know, the Eagles are good. And the commanders almost beat them. The commander is going to beat the Cowboys.

• 1:28:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:02Speaker 03

  Although Dak against.

• 1:28:04Speaker 00

  The NFC East is insane.

• 1:28:05Speaker 02

  Yeah. And the, uh.

• 1:28:06Speaker 00

  It's actually like bonkers. He's 20 and one straight up as a home favorite versus the NFC East. He's won 20 consecutive games outright in this spot.

• 1:28:17Speaker 02

  He's a good player.

• 1:28:18Speaker 00

  That's insane.

• 1:28:19Speaker 02

  I, I am a little concerned about their two top wide receivers. One of them is probably going to get matched up against Sandra still. Which they're, they're calling a Mikey stand real still right now, which is unfortunate.

• 1:28:30Speaker 00

  Frank Fleming?

• 1:28:30Speaker 02

  Unfortunately, it's a really good nickname for him after last week.

• 1:28:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:28:33Speaker 02

  But, uh, Dan Quinn actually like called him out publicly, which he's never done before. So he might get benched. I don't know what's going to happen with that, but that does concern me. We'll probably give up some points. I think Jaden, after he felt like he was free to run last week, he was a different quarterback after that spot. Because the Eagles did a great job to their credit of taking away everything downfield. And he didn't want to use his legs and run. And then, once he started to do that, it felt kind of like old Jaden. So I think this is, it's going to be a good game. I think both teams defenses are probably the weak links. Definitely with the Cowboys. And I think the Commander's offense is going to take a step forward. I love Antonio Williams, by the way.

• 1:29:13Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:29:14Speaker 02

  Antonio Williams, great, great rookie wide receiver. I put in a bet on him to win Rookie of the Year, too. He had, he had a pretty good game last week, but he was always open and he's going to be a fun player to watch.

• 1:29:25Speaker 00

  This is going to be a fun game.

• 1:29:26Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:27Speaker 00

  I'm, I'm going to have fun watching this game.

• 1:29:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:29:29Speaker 00

  And I think that people are like, like people are just saying the commanders stink and the Cowboys. I, I, I'm taking the four and a half in this game. A hundred percent.

• 1:29:37Speaker 02

  I'm sick of, of games of the week, though. Bury me, put me back where I belong, like where nobody can watch me in the noon slate. Yeah.

• 1:29:45Speaker 00

  Hank, do you have a hungry dog?

• 1:29:46Speaker 03

  Uh, after last week.

• 1:29:47Speaker 00

  No, no, no, no, you don't get to do this.

• 1:29:49Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 1:29:49Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 1:29:50Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 1:29:50Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 1:29:50Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 1:29:51Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 1:29:51Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 1:29:51Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 1:29:52Speaker 03

  Yes, I do.

• 1:29:52Speaker 00

  No, you don't.

• 1:29:53Speaker 03

  Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. Yes, I do. I never did like the hungry dog. I never.

• 1:29:57Speaker 00

  So here's the, here's the claim.

• 1:29:59Speaker 03

  Thursday.

• 1:30:00Speaker 00

  Hank is getting.

• 1:30:01Speaker 03

  Until.

• 1:30:02Speaker 00

  Hank is saying he doesn't want to do hungry dog.

• 1:30:04Speaker 03

  I never do. It's not like I want to.

• 1:30:06Speaker 00

  Talk about the hungry dog.

• 1:30:07Speaker 03

  I talk about it, but I don't have it locked in.

• 1:30:10Speaker 02

  That's your entire brand is the hungry dog.

• 1:30:12Speaker 04

  I'm on Hank's side here. He's never finalized hungry dog on.

• 1:30:16Speaker 00

  I promise you this. I will, I will have. Advisors picks Wednesdays. Do my college football picks Wednesdays. I don't complain about that.

• 1:30:23Speaker 03

  Yes, you do. You bitch about it constantly.

• 1:30:27Speaker 00

  It is bullshit.

• 1:30:28Speaker 04

  Well, Hank, but that's the thing.

• 1:30:30Speaker 00

  Bullshit.

• 1:30:32Speaker 02

  Hunger dog has to come out on Friday. Here's the issue is usually when we ask you about the hungry dog, you'll make sly little smiles and like hints. And this year so far, you haven't even like done your coy little.

• 1:30:43Speaker 03

  What the fuck are you talking about? Last week I had it straight up on Thursday and then, and then one of the teams.

• 1:30:48Speaker 00

  All right. So give us the what you might do in the hungry dog.

• 1:30:50Speaker 03

  No.

• 1:30:51Speaker 00

  No, you have to do that. You've always done that.

• 1:30:54Speaker 04

  That you have done.

• 1:30:55Speaker 00

  Yes, that is bullshit.

• 1:30:56Speaker 03

  Commanders will definitely be in it.

• 1:30:58Speaker 00

  Oh, wow. What if Jayden Daniels doesn't play?

• 1:31:00Speaker 03

  Then he, then they won't be.

• 1:31:02Speaker 00

  So then you can't say definitely.

• 1:31:04Speaker 03

  If Jayden Daniels is playing, the commanders will definitely be in it.

• 1:31:06Speaker 02

  Jayden's going to play. Okay.

• 1:31:08Speaker 03

  I like the Bengals.

• 1:31:09Speaker 02

  Oh, you mean five? Five's playing.

• 1:31:10Speaker 03

  I like the Vikings.

• 1:31:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:31:15Speaker 03

  And I like the Giants, but I don't know.

• 1:31:17Speaker 00

  Wait, the Giants are Monday?

• 1:31:18Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:31:19Speaker 00

  You're going to add them Mondays?

• 1:31:21Speaker 03

  I have before. Yeah.

• 1:31:23Speaker 02

  Oh, okay. Wait, so who do you have?

• 1:31:26Speaker 00

  He has the.

• 1:31:26Speaker 03

  I will have three teams on.

• 1:31:28Speaker 00

  Bengals.

• 1:31:29Speaker 03

  I'll, I'll put it out on Saturday.

• 1:31:30Speaker 00

  Vikings, Bengals, commanders, most likely, and maybe Giants.

• 1:31:33Speaker 03

  Or maybe Jets.

• 1:31:34Speaker 04

  Or maybe Jets. I like, I love the Jets.

• 1:31:36Speaker 02

  What about the Titans?

• 1:31:37Speaker 03

  Maybe Falcons.

• 1:31:39Speaker 00

  Oh, you're a strand boy.

• 1:31:41Speaker 04

  Only if strand plays, though. If strand plays, I'll, I'll, I'll play. I'll ride.

• 1:31:46Speaker 03

  Also, the Jags, Jags seems like the biggest sucker pick of all time.

• 1:31:50Speaker 00

  I'd agree.

• 1:31:51Speaker 03

  Like, of all time.

• 1:31:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd agree.

• 1:31:54Speaker 03

  So I'm now, I'm going to stay with.

• 1:31:56Speaker 00

  What about the Colts, uh, Chiefs?

• 1:31:58Speaker 02

  Strand job?

• 1:32:00Speaker 03

  No, I think the Chiefs are really, really good.

• 1:32:02Speaker 00

  All right, so.

• 1:32:02Speaker 02

  Cardinals.

• 1:32:03Speaker 00

  Oh, Cardinals.

• 1:32:05Speaker 03

  I think that Seahawks are really, really good.

• 1:32:07Speaker 00

  Uh, Colts, Chiefs, his last game, Chiefs minus six and a half, over, under is 47 and a half.

• 1:32:14Speaker 00

  I, I, I don't like the Colts. I don't, not, not personal. I just don't, there's nothing that gets me excited about the Colts.

• 1:32:20Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, I mean, Jonathan Taylor.

• 1:32:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32:23Speaker 02

  Jonathan Taylor, great, great running back. Alec Pierce.

• 1:32:24Speaker 00

  What, Max?

• 1:32:25Speaker 02

  I like Alec Pierce.

• 1:32:26Speaker 04

  Even Jonathan, Jonathan Taylor's really good, but he's like a really good, like, he's not like a flashy running back. I feel like any, I guess he's a badger. So you like that about.

• 1:32:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. But how badly do Colts fans just want to just like wipe your, what, like clean your whole house? Get, just start fresh. You guys have been doing basically the exact same thing every year since Andrew Luck retired. And it's just, no, no, no team franchise ever been like devastated by a retirement more than this.

• 1:32:57Speaker 02

  They still talk about it.

• 1:32:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:32:59Speaker 02

  Like, where were you?

• 1:33:00Speaker 00

  It's crazy.

• 1:33:00Speaker 02

  It is their like JFK assassination moment. Everyone remembers where you were.

• 1:33:04Speaker 00

  I'm just bummed watching the Colts. So I, yeah, I'm going to probably take the Chiefs in this game, even though it's, it's probably the square side.

• 1:33:11Speaker 02

  It probably is the square side. Um, Rashi Rice, he ranked 75th out of 75 wide receivers for separation in week one. I have to think that they're going to, the Chiefs offense is going to have to run through Kenneth Walker until they develop some sort of other chemistry later on in the season. Cause I don't think that Rashi Rice is going to be the guy.

• 1:33:31Speaker 00

  Yeah, I would, I would say so.

• 1:33:33Speaker 02

  But it, the, the good news for them, it might not matter. They might be able to win plenty of games before the offense kind of like gels into final form at the end of the year. I don't know. The Colts might be one of those teams though, that looks so bad in week one. And Chiefs, big win, looked awesome, prime time, week one. This would also be one that I might, I might flip around.

• 1:33:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:33:55Speaker 02

  And take the Colts.

• 1:33:56Speaker 00

  The, um, did you guys see that Keenan Allen, uh, he blew a point two, two, four?

• 1:34:02Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:34:03Speaker 00

  Uh, if you found, so the, the closest major league baseball team to the Indianapolis Colts is the Cincinnati Reds. On the Cincinnati Reds, taking out anyone who has under a hundred played appearances, so a hundred played appearances and more. There are eight players hitting below Keenan Allen's BAC.

• 1:34:23Speaker 02

  That's pretty impressive. It's similar.

• 1:34:25Speaker 00

  Eight players hitting below two, two, four.

• 1:34:27Speaker 02

  And nobody hits point four, oh, oh.

• 1:34:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:34:30Speaker 02

  That's just not a thing that can happen anymore.

• 1:34:32Speaker 00

  No, the, uh, Iowa chick.

• 1:34:35Speaker 02

  Uh, Vaca Sam.

• 1:34:35Speaker 00

  Vaca Sam.

• 1:34:36Speaker 02

  Shout out Vaca Sam.

• 1:34:37Speaker 00

  Vaca Sam.

• 1:34:38Speaker 02

  Legend of the game.

• 1:34:38Speaker 00

  Much like Ted Williams will never, no one will ever do it again.

• 1:34:40Speaker 02

  Look her up. Yep. It's a different era she played in.

• 1:34:43Speaker 00

  But yeah, that's a significant, uh, BAC.

• 1:34:45Speaker 02

  Touching tribute to Mark Sanchez.

• 1:34:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. Colts are, uh, one and eight since trading for Sauce Gardner.

• 1:34:52Speaker 02

  Memes don't do the shrug at me.

• 1:34:54Speaker 00

  You can't have it all memes.

• 1:34:55Speaker 02

  You can't have it all.

• 1:34:56Speaker 04

  Mark Sanchez had a bad night.

• 1:34:57Speaker 00

  He tried to fucking stab a guy in his car like an old man.

• 1:35:02Speaker 02

  He, he also isn't just a Jets quarterback. He was also a Redskins quarterback.

• 1:35:05Speaker 04

  That's true. And he.

• 1:35:06Speaker 00

  And Eagles.

• 1:35:06Speaker 02

  And a bear.

• 1:35:07Speaker 00

  Quarter. And a bear.

• 1:35:10Speaker 02

  Yeah. All right. So I'm allowed to say it. I'm allowed to say it because he was my guy, too.

• 1:35:15Speaker 00

  It was all of our guys.

• 1:35:16Speaker 02

  That's why I said it was a touching tribute.

• 1:35:18Speaker 00

  Yeah. But one and eight, do you like that memes?

• 1:35:21Speaker 04

  I love it. I think the Colts should tank this year.

• 1:35:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. Maybe get like, uh.

• 1:35:27Speaker 04

  Nope. The Jets have their pick. That's why I'm saying that.

• 1:35:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I know. Maybe they, they should just tank, all the way tank.

• 1:35:34Speaker 04

  All the way tank.

• 1:35:36Speaker 00

  That would be awesome. Mark Sanchez wasn't, I, he, I think he was just a, a training camp quarterback for the Bears. Because I don't think he ever, I don't remember.

• 1:35:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, he did live with Kyle Long.

• 1:35:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I know. I don't think he, uh, I, I can't remember if he ever got into a, I don't think he did. I think he just was there before the season and off season. He was, you know, you need, sometimes you need a, a veteran quarterback in the room. Who's ready to go.

• 1:36:03Speaker 02

  So I asked, uh, I asked Steven Che to send me some facts about the matchups this week. And last week I did a, the most boring stat of the week. I think I, I have my most boring fact of this week and it's this matchup.

• 1:36:14Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:36:15Speaker 02

  Both mad, both mascots for these two teams, the Colts and the Chiefs have similar shaped tummies.

• 1:36:21Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:36:23Speaker 02

  I, it's correct. It's.

• 1:36:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, they do kind of look similar.

• 1:36:26Speaker 02

  It's a, a correct fact. In fact, I think they might be related somehow. I don't know how the lore goes, but.

• 1:36:31Speaker 00

  They do like the hula hoop, like move at field goals.

• 1:36:35Speaker 02

  But yeah, Steven Che is right. The, the stomachs look almost identical between Casey Wolf and, um, oh shit, what's the Colts mascot?

• 1:36:43Speaker 00

  He is blue.

• 1:36:44Speaker 04

  Blue.

• 1:36:45Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:36:45Speaker 00

  Okay. Yeah. Even that's boring.

• 1:36:47Speaker 02

  Yeah, just, just the color.

• 1:36:49Speaker 04

  They're both just trying to be the fanatic and they're not.

• 1:36:52Speaker 00

  Do we have Seth the Flow's song this week?

• 1:36:56Speaker 00

  Has he dropped it?

• 1:36:57Speaker 02

  You see Seth the Flow, uh, quote tweeted us in the cave singing a song?

• 1:37:01Speaker 00

  Yeah. He loves the boys, just getting down with it. I don't, I don't think he's dropped it. This is our Colts. Yeah, he wasn't happy. It's, it's been tough for Seth the Flow. It's really hard.

• 1:37:13Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:37:14Speaker 00

  What?

• 1:37:15Speaker 03

  What does that picture say to you?

• 1:37:16Speaker 04

  I was wondering that too.

• 1:37:18Speaker 00

  It says, man, I wish I was with the boys and the Colts lost.

• 1:37:21Speaker 03

  Or is he like, these guys suck at singing?

• 1:37:24Speaker 00

  No, I think he was like, oh, the, the Colts lost.

• 1:37:26Speaker 03

  It wasn't the most passionate rendition.

• 1:37:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:29Speaker 02

  You think he was saying something bad about us?

• 1:37:31Speaker 03

  Genuinely, that face, I could not tell.

• 1:37:34Speaker 00

  No, I think he was saying like, man.

• 1:37:36Speaker 03

  That's a kind of like a, eh.

• 1:37:37Speaker 00

  No, I think he's saying the Colts, like they stink. I'm sorry, guys.

• 1:37:40Speaker 04

  It could be any, that face could be anything.

• 1:37:42Speaker 00

  I wish I could hang with the boys.

• 1:37:44Speaker 02

  Like, man, if only I could be there.

• 1:37:46Speaker 00

  Open invite to set the flow to come to, uh, Barstool Chicago for a Sunday stream. Would love to have you watch Colts game with us.

• 1:37:54Speaker 02

  Yep.

• 1:37:54Speaker 00

  It's got to be a big Colts game, but yeah, come, more than welcome to come up and be on the, in the gambling camp.

• 1:37:59Speaker 02

  The, uh, the face combined with the fit, combined with the angle, um, it's glinty balls adjacent.

• 1:38:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:38:05Speaker 02

  Here's the look that I'm seeing from him here.

• 1:38:08Speaker 00

  So Seth, yeah, just drive on up. I'll pay for your gas.

• 1:38:11Speaker 02

  What is, what do you think the line's going to be this week for, this is our Colts against the Chiefs?

• 1:38:17Speaker 00

  Oh, I don't know.

• 1:38:19Speaker 03

  Something about Taylor Swift?

• 1:38:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, maybe.

• 1:38:21Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:38:22Speaker 00

  Swiftly kick their ass. No, no.

• 1:38:24Speaker 02

  No, you have to apologize for that.

• 1:38:27Speaker 00

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• 1:39:45Speaker 00

  Did we get any touchdowns? Did anyone score?

• 1:39:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:39:49Speaker 06

  Aaron Jones.

• 1:39:49Speaker 00

  Aaron Jones. Okay, so who had Aaron Jones?

• 1:39:52Speaker 06

  I did.

• 1:39:52Speaker 00

  Okay, so you're in. Hank? Who was, I don't know, you want to, you want me to be out?

• 1:39:57Speaker 03

  I'll be out.

• 1:39:58Speaker 00

  Okay. I'm gonna take Kittle. Our guy Kittle. Afternoon. Okay. I'm gonna put this on, on, on the app, the DraftKings app. PFT?

• 1:40:10Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go.

• 1:40:16Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go with.

• 1:40:21Speaker 00

  Cal State University night game.

• 1:40:23Speaker 02

  Jeremiah Love.

• 1:40:24Speaker 00

  Jeremiah Love, okay.

• 1:40:27Speaker 04

  I am going to go.

• 1:40:31Speaker 04

  Gervonta, Gervonta Williams.

• 1:40:33Speaker 00

  Okay, game of the week.

• 1:40:35Speaker 04

  Game of the week.

• 1:40:35Speaker 00

  That's kind of mean.

• 1:40:36Speaker 02

  It is mean, but that's fine.

• 1:40:38Speaker 04

  Yeah, I mean, there's one touchdown.

• 1:40:40Speaker 00

  It's a little mean. Uh, all right, our picks. I think I'm the only one who went 0-2. Lost by half a point with that. The Malik Willis should have gotten safety twice in a row. Max, you're up first. Lead us off. Picks.

• 1:40:54Speaker 04

  Uh, I am going to take. Let me, uh, I was. I'm going to take, uh, the over in the Broncos Jaguars.

• 1:41:05Speaker 00

  It's fun over.

• 1:41:05Speaker 04

  And that number is.

• 1:41:09Speaker 00

  You're not taking the Bears Vikings, you're auto.

• 1:41:11Speaker 04

  Forty-five, no, I'm gonna take them in real life, but I'm not, I can't, I can't just auto it on this show every time. Uh, for, over 45 and a half Broncos Jags.

• 1:41:20Speaker 00

  Zach? I'm gonna take the over in the Saints Ravens games, game at 46 and a half. Okay. PFT?

• 1:41:27Speaker 02

  Uh, I'm going to take the over in Bengals Texans, 46 and a half.

• 1:41:32Speaker 00

  I'll take the Saints plus eight and a half.

• 1:41:36Speaker 03

  I'll take the Commies plus four and a half.

• 1:41:38Speaker 00

  There you go.

• 1:41:39Speaker 02

  Good pick.

• 1:41:40Speaker 06

  I will take the Panthers Falcons over at 43 and a half. And then I will take the 49ers minus 13 and a half.

• 1:41:46Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 1:41:47Speaker 03

  I will take the under in Bears Vikings.

• 1:41:50Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:41:50Speaker 03

  Weather.

• 1:41:51Speaker 00

  I will take the over, no one took the over in the Commander's Cowboys game?

• 1:41:55Speaker 02

  Nope.

• 1:41:56Speaker 00

  I'll take the over 50 and a half in that game.

• 1:41:58Speaker 02

  I will take the New England Patriots minus five and a half.

• 1:42:02Speaker 00

  Okay. I'm gonna take the Eagles minus seven.

• 1:42:07Speaker 04

  And I'm gonna take the Jets plus three and a half.

• 1:42:09Speaker 00

  Does Glenn Tape Watcher have a pick?

• 1:42:11Speaker 02

  Uh, yeah, he thinks that a lot of this stuff is correctable. Because when he watched the tape, there's at least six touchdowns that were left on the board. Where if you catch it, he's still running. So that would be like a massive cover.

• 1:42:23Speaker 00

  Still running. All right, let's get to our interview. We got Chris Goddard up, awesome interview. He's in AWL. Uh, he came in studio, one of those dudes, he's instantly one of those guys that we're gonna have being a recurring guest and, uh, root for.

• 1:42:37Speaker 02

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• 1:44:24Speaker 00

  Okay, we now welcome on a very, very special guest. He's gonna be defending the pride of our country, uh, coming up at the President's Cup at Medina. It is Chris Goddard up in studio. Chris, uh, we're taping, I don't actually don't know, know when we're gonna run this. We might run this the week of, uh, the actual President's Cup, but we're taping this early September. And I hate to have to start in a non-golf way, but was that the most embarrassing football game you've ever watched? Rutgers losing to UMass?

• 1:44:53Speaker 07

  Thank God I was in France and I couldn't watch it, but, uh, I woke up, so like the game just started when I went to bed and I woke up and it was like 1,000 messages, like, it's over. Like, it's, it's a tough.

• 1:45:05Speaker 00

  Can you say that you're like, dude, I'm a Sooner? Like, I'm not.

• 1:45:09Speaker 07

  I can claim both, thank God. Like, if, if COVID didn't happen and I didn't get the transfer to Oklahoma, I'd be a rough, uh, rough go, but yeah, it's.

• 1:45:17Speaker 00

  There's probably bad podcasting because Rutgers could have like three or four more like terrible losses.

• 1:45:22Speaker 02

  No, Shiano's turning around. He's there for the long haul.

• 1:45:26Speaker 07

  I'm not gonna comment, but it's, it's, it's, uh, it was a dark first. Week zero and the season's over is not a good.

• 1:45:34Speaker 02

  Did you watch the fireworks?

• 1:45:36Speaker 07

  I can't believe they, they set those off.

• 1:45:39Speaker 00

  I think you have to. You paid for them.

• 1:45:41Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:45:41Speaker 07

  You can't just save them.

• 1:45:42Speaker 02

  Andy Staples made a good point. It's like, sky go boom. That makes you happy. No matter.

• 1:45:46Speaker 07

  I think that, like, the game wasn't even the problem. It was the fireworks after that really, like, put the nail in the coffin.

• 1:45:52Speaker 00

  People are just gonna be like, why are they still talking about this when we run this in late September? But no, it's good to have you here. Uh, and we're excited for the President's Cup. How are you feeling? Is this redemption for getting left off? You got snubbed. I think, I think you should, you should honestly do the Mark Wahlberg, like, things would have been different if I was part of the Ryder Cup team. Does it feel good though? Like, hey, this is where I should be now? I'm getting a little of the recognition, like, playing in this, these type of tournaments?

• 1:46:16Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, I don't, I'm not gonna say I got snubbed, but, uh.

• 1:46:19Speaker 00

  I will. You got snubbed.

• 1:46:21Speaker 07

  But, um, no, it's funny, like, I'm actually, I've gotten to know Keegan pretty well over the years and he was a big, like, part of, he's an assistant captain for the team this year and he was big on, like, keeping me in it all year and wanted me, any questions I had and to be a part of the team this year is sweet. Cause when I first, when I started the year, that was, this was my goal and to be here is a lot of fun.

• 1:46:41Speaker 00

  That would have been really funny if Keegan walked up to you as assistant captain, been like, just so you know, if I was captain, you wouldn't be on this team.

• 1:46:47Speaker 07

  That would actually, that would make me laugh.

• 1:46:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, right. Just rattle you a little.

• 1:46:50Speaker 02

  Why, why do you think you didn't get picked for that Ryder Cup team? Cause I feel like you're a guy that, like, you, you can compete and I feel like you're a guy that obviously has a lot of pride in, in, uh, competing for the country. You were right up there.

• 1:47:01Speaker 07

  Yeah, I think, I think I just didn't have a great playoffs. Like, I finished, I think I finished like 50th in Memphis last year and then like 35th in a 50 man field. Like, I just didn't, you know, I was, I was hot and then kind of cooled off. And it's hard, like, unless you're playing really good as a rookie, it's hard to, like, pass someone that has a great record over the years. And, um, but yeah, this year it was, it was, I wanted to make the top six, but I'll, I'll, I'll take a captain's pick.

• 1:47:28Speaker 02

  What, yeah, what makes the difference between, uh, just a really good golfer and a very good match play golfer?

• 1:47:35Speaker 07

  I honestly don't even really know. Like, we don't play enough match play to even say, like, these are really the only times we play. Match play. So I think just, you know, you gotta be able to be on and I mean golf, we're on an island the whole time, but you gotta be able to go out there and if, you know, you gotta be able to take a couple punches and, uh, and stay in it. It's easy to kind of just, you know, you get two, three down and it's like, it's over because I'm running out of holes, but you just gotta, you just gotta stay in it as long as you can.

• 1:48:00Speaker 00

  Is it, are you looking forward to that aspect of it? Cause it is very funny, like how we, like the audience, the fans golf, it's a very social sport. It's like, you're going out with your friends, you're drinking, whatever. And then for you guys, you're just totally on an island. So it doesn't feel nice to have like actual teammates for once. And like, this is, this is something we can bond over.

• 1:48:20Speaker 07

  Yeah, that, that's the part I'm looking forward to the most. I mean, it's funny, like we're all very individual, but when we're off the course, like we're in the locker room and we all share like physios and stuff and we're all hanging out in the locker room, you know, making fun of each other and shooting the shit. So it's a, it's a weird dynamic, but yeah, I think that, that part I'm looking forward to the most. Just, we don't even know who like, we're going to be paired up with partners wise and stuff. So I think that's kind of why we're here early to, to get out and, and see some of that stuff. And, but I'm looking forward to the whole thing. I know Chicago and in September, it's going to be a lot of fun.

• 1:48:52Speaker 02

  Yeah. So is the format going to be, um, like is alternate shot going to be the second?

• 1:48:57Speaker 07

  I think that's the second day.

• 1:48:58Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 1:48:59Speaker 07

  I don't, President's Cup's different than Ryder Cup because there's like four days where Ryder Cup's three days. And I know we start with best ball. I know we're doing that. Um, but I don't know. I forget there's like, I think it's best ball, alternate shot, best ball, alternate shot, then singles.

• 1:49:15Speaker 02

  Singles at the end. How stressful is alternate shot for you? Cause when we do our stupid little competitions and we do alternate shot, it's the worst. It is just mentally, it's a grinder. You don't want to like disappoint your teammate. It's, it's way more pressure than just playing for yourself, but at the professional level, what's the mentality for alt shot?

• 1:49:32Speaker 07

  Yeah. We play, there's a tournament in New Orleans that we played, the Zurich tournament, and that's alt shot, two days, best ball, two days. And it's the worst. It's like, in the last three holes are all water, all like you can hit in the water so easily and you, it's the worst feeling in the world. And, and like, I'm on the other side too, when my partner is playing and I don't care. But like, I know he, like, I know he doesn't care either, but if I do it, it's like the worst feeling. You're letting like, you know, guys' families watching and you, and you just like snipe one in the water and it's just the, it's the worst feeling ever.

• 1:50:05Speaker 02

  It is weird because you do have to remember like treat, what if you treated yourself like you would treat your teammate? And like, kind of like forgive yourself for a bad shot every now and again.

• 1:50:13Speaker 07

  Yeah. We had a rule, both the guys that I played with, we couldn't say sorry the whole time. Like that was our one rule. It's impossible. You break it, you break it the first day.

• 1:50:22Speaker 00

  We did the, I don't know if you saw, but there was like a huge grudge match we did last week. Uh, no big deal. It was like huge. Uh, and I said, so I would say sorry as I made contact with the ball to, to Ryan Whitney. I'd just be like, I wouldn't even be in my backswing or in my, I wouldn't even be feeling my swing. And I'd just be like, my bad wit. Sorry. Like you're going to have to deal with this.

• 1:50:42Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:50:42Speaker 00

  Like fucked it up again.

• 1:50:44Speaker 07

  I remember my buddy Quay, we played the last day and, um, his caddy at the time, it was like the last hole and uh, I hit it like worst spot possible. We like said the whole week, do not go here. And I hit it there and his caddy was like, he got it up and down, hit an insane shot afterwards. And his caddy afterwards was like, dude, we told you not to hit it there. I'm like, it's over. He got up and down. Like you don't even have to say, you didn't have to say any of that.

• 1:51:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. Who are you, who are you tightest with on the team? Is there like someone that you would not, that you want to be like asking to be paired up with, but like someone you've played a ton of golf with or know really well?

• 1:51:16Speaker 07

  Yeah. Me and, uh, Bridgeman played corn fair together and we've come up the last couple of years and we, his wife and my girlfriend are friends and we stay in houses all the time. So I'm probably best friends with him, but I play with all the guys a lot. I play with Wyndham. I play with Pat, Xander. Um, I mean, we play, we play all the time. So uh, I, I'm personally don't really have like a preference of who I play with. I'm sure they've got all these algorithms or whatever that'll put it all together, but.

• 1:51:44Speaker 00

  To get you guys all, yeah. That's the thing. It's like, I feel like you, you can't go algorithms. You gotta go with vibes.

• 1:51:49Speaker 07

  Yeah. I think alternate shot, you have to go with like who you're going to be okay with out there. And if something goes south, to not get mad at someone.

• 1:51:57Speaker 00

  Isn't that like a thing? Wasn't Tiger not like in Ryder Cups? Did I make that up as like a partner? He like, his teams didn't do very well because like, and, and people were like, it's because the pressure the other guy would feel.

• 1:52:07Speaker 07

  Yeah. Honestly, that's probably true.

• 1:52:09Speaker 00

  But you gotta be wired differently to probably play with Scotty because like you're, you're like, oh, I don't want to fuck this up. I don't want to fuck this up.

• 1:52:15Speaker 07

  Yeah. I mean, there is pressure playing with those guys because you're like, I have to perform to a high level to match their high level. But I think, you know, I think Scotty's different than Tiger too, because he's much more normal, I guess, even though he's not normal. But yeah, I, I know Tiger's record is like, not as good as you would, you would think.

• 1:52:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. I'm looking at his, uh, his record in the Ryder Cup. This could be incorrect because it's the AI overview, but it says 13, 21 and three. Ryder Cup, but then the President's Cup 27, 15. So he's.

• 1:52:45Speaker 00

  We always win the President's Cup, which by the way, do you feel like you can't lose the President's Cup? You know that. I'm not trying to put pressure on your Chris, but like you cannot lose. We haven't lost the President's Cup in like, what, two decades?

• 1:52:58Speaker 07

  And one or something like that. Yeah.

• 1:53:00Speaker 00

  You can't lose it.

• 1:53:01Speaker 07

  Can't be, can't be my first team and then lose and then I'm done forever.

• 1:53:04Speaker 00

  We'll never let you live that down.

• 1:53:06Speaker 07

  No. Yeah. We, we, hopefully we will.

• 1:53:08Speaker 00

  No pressure.

• 1:53:09Speaker 07

  Yeah. No pressure.

• 1:53:10Speaker 02

  Do you think, what, what is it about the state of Oklahoma that just brings people and turns them into good young golfers?

• 1:53:17Speaker 07

  It's so windy.

• 1:53:18Speaker 02

  Is that it?

• 1:53:18Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:53:19Speaker 00

  That's a great answer.

• 1:53:20Speaker 07

  Because like every, only, only answer.

• 1:53:22Speaker 02

  Every good golfer at some point has, has stopped in at some point in their development process and done at least a year in Oklahoma.

• 1:53:28Speaker 07

  Yeah. When I, when I transferred there, I, it was like the biggest culture shock of all time. Like from New Jersey and New York to Oklahoma was like shocking, shocking. But it was so windy every single day. I remember like, they're like, oh, it's nice out today. It's blowing like 25.

• 1:53:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 1:53:47Speaker 07

  And I, that's seriously got to be the reason why. Cause if like in the wind, you can tell if you're playing well quickly. And if you can't figure it out, it's going to be a long day.

• 1:53:56Speaker 02

  Gets you ready for, uh, for the, uh, open, for the Scottish open and the British open a little bit?

• 1:54:00Speaker 07

  Yeah. I mean, I've, those are like my two best tournaments that I've, that I enjoy playing and that's probably because I went to Oklahoma.

• 1:54:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. That was, that was kind of your, uh, like breakout, wasn't it? The, the Scottish open when you shot the 61?

• 1:54:13Speaker 07

  Yeah. That was probably my like, step from like PGA tour to like, all right, I'm going to be in all the signature events, all the majors. Yeah.

• 1:54:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. What was, was it something that like clicked? Cause I, I think I was reading it like, 2025 starts, I think you missed nine out of 23 cuts. Then Scottish open happens. You play that 61 second round. And like from then on, it was kind of like, all right, he's arrived. Was, did something click? Was it, I, I wish it was like, you can answer and be like, yeah, I watched a YouTube video and like, or I changed the position of my hands a little bit.

• 1:54:47Speaker 07

  I know. I, I wish, because then I would have done it four years earlier. But no, I, I was playing good up until then. And you know, a bunch of like top 25s and top 20s and stuff, but obviously nothing to that magnitude. And then I kind of, I don't know, something that week I just felt good. And, um, and then the last round I played with Rory and no one there wanted me to win that tournament. Like doing anything they could as polite as possible to get me to not win. I remember we're on, I had like a two stroke lead on 16 or something. And the rules official came up and gave me, only me in the group, like, uh, put me on the clock. And like, we were all like in our group, like what the hell is going on? Like,

• 1:55:30Speaker 07

  we're all, we're right behind the group. Like this is weird. And then I, you know, to overcome those things and then to win that tournament was kind of like, all right. I did, I just did something that I hadn't done before against a really good field. And that was when I was like, all right, I kind of maybe I'm better than I thought I was.

• 1:55:46Speaker 00

  Yeah. That's awesome.

• 1:55:47Speaker 02

  Do you think that overall pace of play is too slow?

• 1:55:50Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah. Um, I mean, in time, I think, you know, Sunday, it should kind of go out the window. If you're trying, if you're in the last couple of groups, trying to win a tournament, you know, within reason, but Thursday and Friday are the worst.

• 1:56:04Speaker 02

  Yeah. Especially like if you're, if you're having a bad round, at least play fast.

• 1:56:07Speaker 07

  Those are usually the rounds that you play faster because you're just like, I want to get the hell off this course.

• 1:56:12Speaker 02

  Get off the golf course? Yeah. What about, um, do they make it available to have a drink at the turn? Is that possible?

• 1:56:18Speaker 07

  Um, I'm sure if you really wanted to, I don't think it's allowed, but I'm sure if you really wanted to, you could definitely manage that, but I don't think it's allowed.

• 1:56:26Speaker 02

  Just like one drink and a hot dog.

• 1:56:28Speaker 07

  I'm sure like if your coach or wife's there, they can run in the clubhouse and grab something and bring it out.

• 1:56:33Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's what I would do. Yeah.

• 1:56:35Speaker 00

  What, uh, so you, you like, you're, you're from New Jersey. You started by playing, when did you first start golfing? 12?

• 1:56:43Speaker 07

  No, like three or four.

• 1:56:44Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. So, but your first sport was lacrosse, right?

• 1:56:47Speaker 07

  Yeah. Those were both like, I always played golf, but lacrosse, I got into tickets seriously until like high school.

• 1:56:52Speaker 00

  So lacrosse and golf. So you, you, and you are white.

• 1:56:56Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:56:59Speaker 00

  New Jersey kid, lacrosse and golf. I love it. You know, you didn't want to throw in like.

• 1:57:03Speaker 07

  Threw me off for a second. I was like.

• 1:57:05Speaker 00

  But all right. So you're three years old. Like when, when were you like, all right, this is actually it's like a future for me.

• 1:57:11Speaker 07

  Honestly, like, well, it depends what, like, I think there's steps of like, all right, I want to play in college. And then, um, when I was in college, I was like, all right, I'm going to do this as long as I can, see what happens. And then not till like my junior year when I was all American, I was like, all right. I'm actually like, I think I started my freshman year. I was like 600th and then I got down to like 200. And then I was like 10th. So I was like, all right, I'm beating kids that are going to be turning pro.

• 1:57:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:57:37Speaker 07

  All right, maybe I can do this. And then COVID hit and the whole thing got flipped around.

• 1:57:41Speaker 00

  When were you, when were you first scratch?

• 1:57:44Speaker 07

  Probably like 13 or 14.

• 1:57:46Speaker 00

  See, that's crazy. That's the crazy thing where it's just like you, like if you're.

• 1:57:50Speaker 07

  If you think about it, like I've been playing for 10 years at that point.

• 1:57:54Speaker 00

  I understand, but still 13 years old scratch golfer is insane.

• 1:57:58Speaker 02

  What was your game like as a four year old?

• 1:58:00Speaker 07

  I don't know. I just remember, I don't remember, but my parents told me we'd hit in the backyard and I ended up crossing like the boundary of our backyard into our neighbor's yard. And then I got upgraded to the golf course. So.

• 1:58:12Speaker 00

  What about, so do you remember like the first time you shot in the seventies? Were you like 10 years old?

• 1:58:19Speaker 07

  No, I think the first time I broke par was like, I was 13 or 14. See, like you can be a scratch and not shoot on the par though. Yeah.

• 1:58:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, but that's still, that's awesome.

• 1:58:29Speaker 02

  Were you, uh, were you a late bloomer in terms of like growing?

• 1:58:33Speaker 07

  Uh, no, I feel like I've always been.

• 1:58:35Speaker 00

  When did you hit puberty?

• 1:58:38Speaker 07

  It depends on which way growing, you know?

• 1:58:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm interested to know, like, if you're that good as a, as a kid playing golf and then your body grows up, I assume that there's a lot of stuff about your swing that has to change.

• 1:58:49Speaker 07

  Yeah, I've never, I was never really like tall or anything. So.

• 1:58:52Speaker 02

  Same.

• 1:58:52Speaker 07

  I've always been average, average height. So, uh, nothing really changed. Honestly, I was like, I was huge in high school and my freshman year. Like I was like 250, 260.

• 1:59:04Speaker 00

  Powerful. Yeah.

• 1:59:05Speaker 07

  Yeah. Yeah. And then I lost like 40 pounds and then I honestly started playing better. So maybe there was something to that.

• 1:59:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:59:12Speaker 02

  Maybe the boobs get out of the way of the swing.

• 1:59:15Speaker 07

  Still a problem a little bit, but.

• 1:59:16Speaker 00

  That's, I mean, dude, but that's being a scratch golfer at 13. That's so badass. And also you, like at the time, so what year was that? How old were you when you, or what year was when you were 13, like 20?

• 1:59:28Speaker 07

  14 years ago. So.

• 1:59:29Speaker 00

  Okay. So like 2012.

• 1:59:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 1:59:31Speaker 00

  That was, that still wasn't like golf has become a very popular sport.

• 1:59:37Speaker 07

  When you say it's badass, it was not badass then. Yeah.

• 1:59:39Speaker 00

  Right. You were kind of like, yeah. And it's, it's funny to think about like now, if you're 12, 13, and you're a scratch golfer, you probably have 2 million YouTube subscribers.

• 1:59:49Speaker 07

  Yeah. You're probably making half a million dollars.

• 1:59:51Speaker 00

  Have you thought about that? Like that if you were, if, if the timing was different, like you might've just been a YouTube golfer, like a sick YouTube golfer instead of a.

• 1:59:58Speaker 07

  I can do that. I don't think that's my, my realm of, I don't have the, I don't have the personality for the camera.

• 2:00:04Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:00:04Speaker 02

  Would you be able to like fist pump? You, you hit a big putt on 18 to like tie the course record for Cameron? You just fist pump and you start screaming?

• 2:00:10Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. Let's go.

• 2:00:13Speaker 07

  My friends and everyone around me would have, have a lot of questions about what I was doing.

• 2:00:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. How many of us in a scramble would it take to beat you?

• 2:00:22Speaker 07

  I know.

• 2:00:26Speaker 07

  Well, I mean, it depends on who's like, I know, like, you know, Hank and PFT play a decent amount.

• 2:00:32Speaker 02

  Is this on camera or off camera?

• 2:00:33Speaker 00

  Off camera.

• 2:00:34Speaker 02

  That's also a big, okay. Then I think, I think me and Hank could take you.

• 2:00:38Speaker 00

  No chance.

• 2:00:39Speaker 02

  No chance.

• 2:00:42Speaker 07

  What's the difference between a off and on camera?

• 2:00:45Speaker 02

  It's about 20 strokes. Yeah.

• 2:00:46Speaker 00

  No chance.

• 2:00:47Speaker 07

  I mean.

• 2:00:48Speaker 00

  Like 10 of us?

• 2:00:50Speaker 07

  I would say like, I don't know, cause my brother's like a three and I would say, I think I can beat like four of him.

• 2:00:59Speaker 00

  Okay. So like 20 of us, maybe not even, maybe it's.

• 2:01:02Speaker 07

  It depends where too. Like if you're playing an easy course, I think I have a way better chance. If you're playing a hard course, I think you guys have a better chance.

• 2:01:09Speaker 00

  But still that's, it's probably, I mean, how far, what's your average drive distance?

• 2:01:13Speaker 07

  Uh, like 320.

• 2:01:15Speaker 00

  All right. So yeah, we actually, the answer is probably infinite enough because none of us are going to hit it 320 straight.

• 2:01:20Speaker 07

  Thing is like, if you play a harder course.

• 2:01:21Speaker 00

  Max just said, Max just pretended he's like, well. Well, I mean, I. Straight. Not consistent. I could get, I could get it there. I said 320 straight.

• 2:01:29Speaker 07

  It doesn't have to be every hole. I don't do it every hole.

• 2:01:31Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 2:01:32Speaker 07

  Uh, it's a weird thing. Cause it's like, you just have to have enough to make pars, but if you make a bunch of pars, it's not going to win you.

• 2:01:40Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:01:40Speaker 07

  Like.

• 2:01:41Speaker 00

  I think it might be like, I think the answer might be 50, 50 of us.

• 2:01:45Speaker 02

  It's like everybody's step up.

• 2:01:47Speaker 07

  You need a guy that's a scratch. That's all you need.

• 2:01:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, right. Like we don't have those.

• 2:01:50Speaker 07

  Someone's got to become a scratch here.

• 2:01:51Speaker 02

  Everybody step, everyone try to hit the ball as far as you can off the tee, hoping, hoping that one of us gets that.

• 2:01:57Speaker 07

  All you gotta, all you need is one.

• 2:01:58Speaker 00

  Would that be the worst or best YouTube video ever?

• 2:02:00Speaker 07

  It would be like 19 hours.

• 2:02:02Speaker 00

  50 shots versus you.

• 2:02:03Speaker 02

  I actually, I would almost guarantee, I would guarantee that we would beat you.

• 2:02:07Speaker 07

  David Shidcock video.

• 2:02:08Speaker 00

  That would be actually kind of funny. Yeah.

• 2:02:10Speaker 02

  I would guarantee that we would beat you if you gave like this entire office against you.

• 2:02:13Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:02:14Speaker 02

  Because you would get so pissed off.

• 2:02:16Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:02:16Speaker 02

  Waiting for us to shoot.

• 2:02:18Speaker 07

  For sure.

• 2:02:18Speaker 02

  That you would, you would quit after like two holes. You'd be like, this is stupid. I hate golf.

• 2:02:22Speaker 07

  Two hours in after the second hole.

• 2:02:23Speaker 00

  We should make the video where we, pardon my take, it's 50 shots against Chris Cottaro. Nine hole video.

• 2:02:30Speaker 02

  Be pretty solid.

• 2:02:31Speaker 07

  All day video.

• 2:02:32Speaker 00

  Oh my God, it would take forever. So, cause you know, we would not like, even if we had a sick shot on our third shot, we'd be like, well, we might as well use the other 47.

• 2:02:40Speaker 07

  Use the rest to see what the best.

• 2:02:41Speaker 00

  Well, I guess we would, we would hit every putt, 50 putts.

• 2:02:46Speaker 00

  You'd hit most of them with 50 chances.

• 2:02:48Speaker 07

  It's, it's, I, I really, it's such like a weird thing. I have no idea.

• 2:02:52Speaker 00

  We might have to do this. We might, we might have to pay you to, to sit there and, and deal with it.

• 2:02:56Speaker 07

  A day's worth of work.

• 2:02:57Speaker 02

  How sick would that be though? If in, in the president's cup or the rider cup, there was one event that was a four man scramble? Like how low do you think you could go with the best three?

• 2:03:06Speaker 07

  I wish that the Zurich tournament, that's the best ball. I wish they did a scramble day. Cause like, I would like to see what the number would be.

• 2:03:12Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:13Speaker 07

  That'd be amazing. If this guy shot 53, like it would be awesome. I don't think it would happen, but.

• 2:03:17Speaker 02

  Like, yeah. If, if, who, who would be the, uh, the three that you would want to compete with on your team in the president's cup?

• 2:03:24Speaker 07

  Um.

• 2:03:25Speaker 02

  If it was a scramble.

• 2:03:25Speaker 07

  Scotty.

• 2:03:28Speaker 07

  You gotta have diff, like a, you know, I would say like Xan, I'd probably say like, just off the top, like Scotty, Wyndham, Xander and me. Cause they're all like Wyndham can bomb it. I can hit it far and Xander makes every putt and Scotty's Scotty. So.

• 2:03:43Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:43Speaker 07

  You'd think between the three of them.

• 2:03:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:45Speaker 02

  You think that you guys could break 50?

• 2:03:48Speaker 07

  No. I don't think so.

• 2:03:49Speaker 02

  What if it happened though? How sick would that be?

• 2:03:51Speaker 00

  What, uh?

• 2:03:52Speaker 07

  You could YouTube channel it.

• 2:03:54Speaker 00

  What happened when you whiffed on that shot?

• 2:03:57Speaker 07

  Um, I, I, I was sitting there for like a minute trying to figure out how I'm going to do this.

• 2:04:04Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:04:04Speaker 07

  And I, I was like, all right, I think I finally, I just need to hit it like two feet.

• 2:04:08Speaker 00

  It was a weird angle. You were like up against a tree.

• 2:04:11Speaker 07

  And then me in the middle and I had, like, I kept spinning in a circle to try to figure out how I could do it. And I couldn't figure it out. And at the end I was just, I was talking to Brady, my caddy. I'm like, I'm just going to go for it. And I, and I missed and I was like, are you fucking kidding me? I just whiffed like, that's literally went through my head. Um, and then I just like putted it out.

• 2:04:31Speaker 00

  You handled it perfectly by going on Twitter and being like, someone, please give me that clip.

• 2:04:36Speaker 07

  I was laughing after, cause I was like, I've never done that. And it was so ridiculous. Cause I was just sitting there the whole time, trying to figure out how I'm not going to whiff it and just first try.

• 2:04:44Speaker 00

  Wait, so you'd never done that before?

• 2:04:46Speaker 07

  Not like in a serious tournament.

• 2:04:48Speaker 00

  Like, does it ever happen when you're practicing?

• 2:04:50Speaker 07

  Um, you get like weird lies when you try stuff at home and you like go underneath it or something.

• 2:04:55Speaker 00

  I was just saying, it happens to be like three times around. You just, you just gotta be like, oh, practice swing.

• 2:05:00Speaker 07

  No, that was a first for me and it was funny afterwards, but I think I ended up, I made like a mess of the hole. I hit it over in the right shit. And then volunteers are clearing everyone out and I'm, you know, it's taken me 45 minutes to play this hole.

• 2:05:13Speaker 02

  The level of injury I would have pretended to have after that.

• 2:05:16Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05:16Speaker 02

  After that whiff shot would have been unreal.

• 2:05:18Speaker 00

  Definitely a hand.

• 2:05:19Speaker 07

  The problem is the video too, it didn't even look like I hit the tree. It looks like I just, like I, I clipped it on the way down, but yeah, it was tough one.

• 2:05:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:05:27Speaker 02

  I, I remember, didn't your coach, you, you said something in an interview after you had a big win that your coach hit you up right afterwards, being like, I'm not that impressed. Show me your progress that you're making this week.

• 2:05:37Speaker 07

  Um, I don't, I, I mean, probably I, I think, you know, we're always trying to, you know, find the next best thing that I can, that I can improve on, but um, I, I don't know. I feel, I have like eight coaches. So probably, probably someone in the, in the group was was saying something like that.

• 2:05:53Speaker 02

  Do you have to send them updates? Like show them your swing? Be like, hey, here's what I'm working on this week?

• 2:05:57Speaker 07

  Yeah. I mean, my coach will come every once in a while out there, um, just to kind of like do it, but I need to figure it out on my own too sometimes. So we have a good mix of that and I'll send videos and stuff, but usually I just send them, um. I'm always working on like the wedge stuff. So there's like this Trackman Combine thing that I do. I have to get like positive one to to move on to the next thing. So that's usually my update and then I can go to my next thing.

• 2:06:23Speaker 02

  Have you thought about after hitting a big shot, just like pointing and like raising your hands and pointing and raising your hands after every shot? Like pointing at different people in the crowd, telling them to get louder and then telling them to shut up and be quieter.

• 2:06:35Speaker 07

  I haven't. I haven't thought about that. I guess if I um, I guess this week you could maybe do that, but um, yeah, no, I haven't. I haven't gotten there yet.

• 2:06:44Speaker 02

  No, it's next level swag.

• 2:06:46Speaker 07

  Yeah, I don't have that.

• 2:06:47Speaker 02

  Few people do have that. Yeah.

• 2:06:49Speaker 00

  Um, your dad speaks Danish, right?

• 2:06:51Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:06:52Speaker 00

  How do we know you're not a spy?

• 2:06:54Speaker 07

  Cause I can't speak any Danish.

• 2:06:55Speaker 00

  Alright, that's a good answer. That's a good answer. You passed that test.

• 2:06:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, we were in Oklahoma and Victor, Victor's Norwegian and he was there and uh, my dad comes down and he was like, he started speaking Danish to Victor. I'm like, oh my God, like my dad, Victor's never met him or anything. And I was like, this is, this is not.

• 2:07:13Speaker 00

  Did Victor know?

• 2:07:14Speaker 07

  Yeah, I guess they like, they're all intertwined. Um, and I was, I was like.

• 2:07:19Speaker 00

  So your dad might be a spy.

• 2:07:21Speaker 07

  Yeah, he could be.

• 2:07:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, but you're not. Okay.

• 2:07:23Speaker 07

  I'm not.

• 2:07:23Speaker 00

  I like that. What are the uh, the most famous things that Denmark is known for?

• 2:07:28Speaker 07

  Um, Legos probably.

• 2:07:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, good call. I forgot.

• 2:07:32Speaker 00

  This is probably why you were left off because the President's Cup is not against Europe. This is why you're left off the Ryder Cup. Keegan White thought you were a spy.

• 2:07:37Speaker 07

  I could have been on the other side. I should have just, I should have just gotten a Danish citizenship and been switched for a year.

• 2:07:44Speaker 02

  That'd be cool if you were just like, if you won, would you be the first ever to win on both sides of the Ryder Cup?

• 2:07:49Speaker 07

  I think once you pick one, you're.

• 2:07:51Speaker 00

  It's it.

• 2:07:52Speaker 07

  Cause like, Sepp Straka is like the most American guy ever, but he's, he's uh, Austrian.

• 2:07:57Speaker 00

  I love this.

• 2:07:58Speaker 02

  Jon Rahm like should, I, I honestly think like Jon Rahm, obviously Spanish, but if you go to Arizona State, you're American.

• 2:08:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's.

• 2:08:05Speaker 00

  Like that's, that's the most American school we have.

• 2:08:08Speaker 02

  And Straka, is he, is he Bulldog? He might be like a Georgia guy.

• 2:08:11Speaker 07

  He's Georgia and he lives in like Birmingham.

• 2:08:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:08:13Speaker 07

  And he plays for the European team.

• 2:08:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, his quote was, I'm a hundred percent Austrian, but I'm also a hundred percent American.

• 2:08:18Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's got like a southern accent too.

• 2:08:19Speaker 02

  Yeah. So yeah, there's uh, there's Legos, Morton Anderson. I'm trying to think what else comes from Denmark.

• 2:08:26Speaker 07

  I feel like they have like,

• 2:08:29Speaker 07

  they have some uh, I guess like, I think they have Big Cheese. I think that's a big Danish thing.

• 2:08:33Speaker 02

  Yeah, Big Cheese. Yeah. Uh, what's your favorite course?

• 2:08:37Speaker 07

  Um, probably Pebble Beach.

• 2:08:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:08:40Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's probably, like if I had one round the rest of my life by myself and no one was out there, that'd probably be mine.

• 2:08:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. And what's your favorite hole?

• 2:08:48Speaker 07

  Seven.

• 2:08:49Speaker 02

  Oh, mine's vagina.

• 2:08:51Speaker 00

  Mine's bounce. Uh, seven's a good hole. Seven, seven actually is a really good hole.

• 2:08:56Speaker 02

  It is. My, my, my hipster take on Pebble is uh, I like eight better than seven.

• 2:09:01Speaker 07

  Eight's sweet.

• 2:09:02Speaker 00

  What, what's your favorite hole? Not like picking a, a course just in general.

• 2:09:12Speaker 00

  Uh, you can't pick one. No one likes one number like, you know, teeing off the jitters in the tee box.

• 2:09:18Speaker 07

  Oh, you're saying like, okay, I was.

• 2:09:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, you only pick one hole.

• 2:09:21Speaker 07

  I was thinking trick question.

• 2:09:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, no.

• 2:09:26Speaker 07

  Like fifteen, sixteen.

• 2:09:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:09:29Speaker 07

  In a tournament.

• 2:09:30Speaker 00

  I was saying like seven or eight might be mine, like where.

• 2:09:32Speaker 07

  Those are the worst. Seven, seven through twelve is like, you have no idea where you are in the round. It's kind of in the middle.

• 2:09:38Speaker 00

  Eleven through fifteen is where I get lost.

• 2:09:39Speaker 07

  And it's like in the middle of summer, it's as hot as possible on those holes.

• 2:09:43Speaker 00

  So sixteen might be the answer.

• 2:09:45Speaker 07

  Yeah, you're like, alright, if you're playing good, you're like, you know, in the mix and it's getting louder. If it's going bad, you have three holes left.

• 2:09:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're like, I can, I can maybe fix it here in these last three holes.

• 2:09:55Speaker 07

  Yeah, or I have three holes left and I'm ready to.

• 2:09:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, God. It's like if you're a marathoner and they, they never train to go twenty-six, they just let the adrenaline carry them.

• 2:10:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, they say.

• 2:10:03Speaker 02

  You get to fifteen, you can make it, you can make eighteen. Yeah.

• 2:10:06Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm, I've, I've basically only played nine holes of golf every time. Not, I'm a terrible golfer.

• 2:10:13Speaker 07

  Then seven's the equivalent of.

• 2:10:14Speaker 00

  Seven is, yeah, perfect. Yeah. And then whenever I play eighteen, like no matter what, I'll find water on ten, even if there's no water. Just like my body's not ready for an extra hole.

• 2:10:24Speaker 07

  Another nine holes. Yeah.

• 2:10:25Speaker 00

  Can't do that. Not built for overtime.

• 2:10:28Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:10:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um, alright, so uh, the, like, you're going out this week to play the course. How much of, when you're golfing, are you really like studying every piece of the course and like, is it, is it as detailed as I would imagine it has become?

• 2:10:45Speaker 07

  Yes and no. Um.

• 2:10:46Speaker 00

  Is that your caddy?

• 2:10:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, caddies are doing more than we are. We're, they go out, we'll play nine holes and they'll go out afterwards and they'll do like four or five of them and go out and take some golf balls and like, you know, if we're playing a course with grain, they're checking like where the slope is. So like, you know, for, if we have a shot and the pin's tucked in the back, you know that it'll like skip over the back if you land it back there or something like that. But when we're out there, it's more of a, just see what club like driver, three wood off the tee, kind of that feel or where to chip from and like, what's bad and what's okay. So it's more, they do more of the heavy lifting in that department.

• 2:11:25Speaker 00

  Is your uh, caddy a good golfer, I assume?

• 2:11:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, he played at Arizona State.

• 2:11:28Speaker 00

  Okay, so is he ever like, is he like man, that kind of, does he get to play the courses? Is he gonna get to play Medina?

• 2:11:36Speaker 07

  I think they were playing today. I don't know if he brought his clubs or not, but.

• 2:11:40Speaker 00

  Yeah, that would kind of drive me nuts if I was a really good golfer and I just have to watch someone else play golf.

• 2:11:44Speaker 07

  Yeah, but I think like, I don't know, I, I, some of these coaches and stuff will go play and some of the caddies play like every week and I feel like I would have no energy to go play golf after caddying, but I think when they're home and when, like, I know when Brady's home and he's, you know, got some time off, like he's playing golf now and stuff like that.

• 2:12:01Speaker 00

  Has he ever beaten you?

• 2:12:03Speaker 07

  No, we've only, we've only played like three or four times. It's kind of funny. Like we spend

• 2:12:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:12:08Speaker 07

  more time together than anyone in my life and I've only played golf with them like three times.

• 2:12:12Speaker 02

  Yeah. Do you uh, who do you think has the best caddy in terms of who the best golfer is?

• 2:12:17Speaker 07

  I mean, probably Sungjae's caddy, Will, Wilcox. He played on tour for like five years.

• 2:12:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, we know Will. Yeah, yeah.

• 2:12:22Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:12:23Speaker 00

  That would be, we should have like a.

• 2:12:25Speaker 02

  A tournament.

• 2:12:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, there should be.

• 2:12:26Speaker 07

  There should be a, we've talked about this. There should be a caddy player, like all shot tournament, like, like legit tournament.

• 2:12:34Speaker 00

  Or even like let us, like let us down after uh, Matt, like there's nothing sadder than like Sunday night, the Masters, you're like, oh, another year? Just have the caddies play a tournament, like thirty-six hole tournament on Monday. I'd watch that.

• 2:12:46Speaker 07

  But I've always said that there should be, they should pick one person, random person, every Monday of every tournament, like whether it's YouTube or something, send someone out there and they have all day to play. Like,

• 2:12:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:12:58Speaker 07

  you have to go like fight to the death, normal rules and see what they shoot out there.

• 2:13:03Speaker 02

  Hank would like to volunteer for that job.

• 2:13:05Speaker 07

  That'd be a great job.

• 2:13:06Speaker 00

  What do you think, what, what do you think a golfer like Hank would shoot on, on like, let's say the master, let's say Augusta, Sunday pin location?

• 2:13:14Speaker 07

  Augusta, I think is like, would be an easier, like if, think if you sent someone to like Torrey Pines.

• 2:13:21Speaker 00

  Or Shinnecock.

• 2:13:22Speaker 07

  Yeah, like Shinnecock.

• 2:13:23Speaker 00

  What would Hank shoot? He's like a sixteen lefty, right?

• 2:13:26Speaker 07

  I mean, if you, if you gave him all day, I think, and he had the like, normal rules.

• 2:13:33Speaker 07

  I mean, it'd be in like the one fifteen range, probably more at, at best, probably.

• 2:13:38Speaker 00

  What was the thing that you said that you would shoot? Remember? What was it that was like one twenty? What?

• 2:13:43Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah. I, I could break one twenty at Augusta on Sunday.

• 2:13:47Speaker 07

  Like with the fans?

• 2:13:48Speaker 02

  No, I mean, just like uh, the course, me versus the course.

• 2:13:52Speaker 07

  I mean, uh.

• 2:13:53Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 2:13:54Speaker 02

  One twenty's pretty hot. I don't know.

• 2:13:56Speaker 00

  From the tips.

• 2:13:57Speaker 07

  Yeah, no. The problem with Augusta is it's like not scary off the tee. So like you can get it around. It's just by the greens. You could literally play ping pong forever.

• 2:14:06Speaker 02

  Yeah, my, my theory on that was just that if it's uh, I, I wouldn't be able to do it every time. But I think that maybe one out of ten times I would break one twenty. I think I would live in like one twenty, one thirty zone.

• 2:14:17Speaker 07

  That's definitely a possibility.

• 2:14:18Speaker 02

  No, it's not. It is not a possibility. Do not, do not throw him this bone. You, you're sounding like a.

• 2:14:23Speaker 07

  I mean, can he chip and putt at all or no?

• 2:14:26Speaker 02

  He stinks. I'm a really good putter.

• 2:14:30Speaker 07

  If you can't chip and putt, you have no chance.

• 2:14:33Speaker 00

  Yeah, the, the putting thing, uh, stuff.

• 2:14:36Speaker 02

  The putting I'd.

• 2:14:37Speaker 00

  After Wednesday.

• 2:14:38Speaker 02

  I mean, I would pencil myself in for three putt on every green, uh, probably.

• 2:14:41Speaker 07

  Three putt would be, you'd be one twenty, no problem then, but you'd have to actually three putt.

• 2:14:46Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:14:47Speaker 00

  Yeah, ball and cup.

• 2:14:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, that's the problem. You get a five footer and then it lips out and it goes fifteen feet and you're like.

• 2:14:53Speaker 02

  Can we say gimme range? Like gimme range?

• 2:14:54Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 2:14:55Speaker 02

  How about? Five feet?

• 2:14:56Speaker 07

  Yeah, probably not one twenty. If you're talking gimme, so probably not one twenty.

• 2:15:02Speaker 02

  Once out every ten rounds, I think I'd be able to break one twenty. You catch a little bit of fire. Also.

• 2:15:07Speaker 07

  I don't think you're catching fire if you're trying to break one twenty either.

• 2:15:12Speaker 02

  Relatively speaking.

• 2:15:12Speaker 00

  One nineteen is not, oh man, I caught fire.

• 2:15:14Speaker 07

  I got really hot in the middle of the round though.

• 2:15:16Speaker 02

  I also think that shitty golfers like us, we might have a little bit of an advantage in doing that because we're used to playing bad golf. It doesn't affect us.

• 2:15:22Speaker 07

  The problem is if you're going out there trying to shoot one twenty, you give yourself way too much like leeway of making like eights when you probably make like, you're like, oh, if I just hit it over here, you know, there goes a shirt, like, it's like.

• 2:15:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:15:35Speaker 07

  You get to one twenty way too quick, probably.

• 2:15:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:15:37Speaker 02

  Burn up all the leeway in the first like six holes. And then, yeah, I guess a lot of times when, when guys like us play golf, you know, we're, we're not writing down anything higher than a triple.

• 2:15:46Speaker 07

  I think at Augusta too, the front nine, you'd be like, alright, I'm doing pretty good. And then you get to the back nine, you're like.

• 2:15:51Speaker 00

  And what are the distance on the par threes?

• 2:15:53Speaker 07

  They're not long, but they're real, like you can make. Like 12, you could be up there the entire day.

• 2:15:59Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:16:00Speaker 07

  Like, and like 15 is impossible.

• 2:16:03Speaker 00

  Yeah. Did you, um, did you have like a one shot, once you got to the PGA Tour? Like one golf shot that you hit and you're like, that is, that is the best shot that I've ever hit in my entire life?

• 2:16:13Speaker 07

  Um, this year at Torrey Pines, I hit a six shot, um, on 13, the par five. It's like 640 or whatever. And I hit driver and then I hit a mini driver to like two inches.

• 2:16:27Speaker 00

  It's pretty good.

• 2:16:28Speaker 07

  Yeah, that was a good one. That was probably the best. That was probably like, I mean, a lot of luck, but that was probably the best shot I've, I've hit on tour.

• 2:16:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:16:35Speaker 02

  Yeah. Um, also, we should say, your sister's a badass. She's going to flight school?

• 2:16:39Speaker 07

  Yeah, she's leaving on Friday. Yeah.

• 2:16:41Speaker 00

  I would never, absolutely not. Where's she gonna fly to?

• 2:16:44Speaker 07

  Pensacola, yeah. Yeah, she just, uh, she's got a high, yeah, she's, I don't know where she got it from. No one in my family's got any of those genes.

• 2:16:52Speaker 00

  That's pretty damn cool.

• 2:16:53Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's cool. I, my dad's always like, if you, you know, he wants to go up in the plane with her, I'm like, I, no chance.

• 2:17:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:17:00Speaker 02

  What kind of player?

• 2:17:01Speaker 00

  More of a lacrosse golf guy.

• 2:17:03Speaker 07

  I'm a Jersey lacrosse golf guy. Um, she wants to fly fighter, fighter jets.

• 2:17:09Speaker 00

  Holy shit. Thank her for her service for us, please. Yes. Yeah, that's awesome. Hank, you got some questions for Chris?

• 2:17:16Speaker 03

  Sure.

• 2:17:17Speaker 00

  By the way, you're, you're, you're the man, just in general, like I, I was, uh, we obviously, everyone I think here has talked to you offline, but it was funny because I was like doing a little light research that we don't really do much research, but they were like, Chris Goddard is known for being chill and unassuming. It's like, yeah, that's fucking chill ass dude.

• 2:17:36Speaker 07

  Jersey lacrosse golf.

• 2:17:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, you nailed it. All right, go ahead, Hank.

• 2:17:40Speaker 03

  Uh, favorite non-New York and New Jersey states to play golf in?

• 2:17:45Speaker 07

  I mean, probably California.

• 2:17:49Speaker 03

  If you, if you could take, if you could have one shot in your career back, what, what shot would it be?

• 2:17:56Speaker 07

  Um, uh, NCAA championship, hole 18, I was in the lead and three putted the last hole and missed the playoff.

• 2:18:05Speaker 03

  Which putt would you take back?

• 2:18:06Speaker 07

  Probably the first one that I hit 15 feet back.

• 2:18:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. Damn.

• 2:18:11Speaker 07

  Yeah, that was, that was a tough one.

• 2:18:12Speaker 00

  So did you finish second place?

• 2:18:14Speaker 07

  I finished like, it was like a three-way tie for first. I finished fourth or whatever.

• 2:18:18Speaker 00

  Dang, fuck.

• 2:18:19Speaker 07

  That was a tough one.

• 2:18:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:18:20Speaker 03

  And then what, like how, you know your swing obviously, but how often and how, how, how long did it take you for you to like stop? How long were people like trying to fix your swing where you're like, just stop?

• 2:18:32Speaker 07

  I've worked with the same guy for like 15 years, so we haven't really, it's like, from when we started to now, it's changed a lot, but it changes. Like my swing last year compared to this year is different, but it feels the same to me. So like, it's always kind of changing. I just, as long as I can do what I like to do, like cut or draw it, then I don't really care what it looks like.

• 2:18:54Speaker 03

  Is it weird to set up and just like look at like the trees and be like, all right, this is, this is right?

• 2:18:59Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, I mean, I don't, my eyes don't go where my body is. Like I'm left eye dominant, which is like, I guess not common in right-handed golfers or whatever. So like my eyes go way more right than my body does. So like if I ever put a stick down on the ground, it looks like it's aimed like out of bounds, right? So I always have to shift my body left so my eyes look straight.

• 2:19:21Speaker 00

  Whoa, that's crazy. You ever thought about switching to lefty?

• 2:19:26Speaker 07

  I've, I've tried practicing lefty before. It's not good. I know, I know Hank's got a, this is actually impressive, honestly. To be the same, to be the same level of golf.

• 2:19:36Speaker 00

  No, to be just as bad.

• 2:19:38Speaker 02

  No, no, no.

• 2:19:39Speaker 07

  Close enough.

• 2:19:40Speaker 00

  Close enough.

• 2:19:41Speaker 07

  Uh, my disparity from left to right would be 100 shots.

• 2:19:45Speaker 00

  Yeah. Also, he does putt righty.

• 2:19:48Speaker 07

  Yeah, that, I feel like if you're committing to lefty, you just gotta go full lefty.

• 2:19:53Speaker 03

  I just had so much mental stuff going on. I wasn't like putting was long. It's such a grind to like, I would have to putt so much to get back to what I was at.

• 2:20:00Speaker 07

  But you could, but maybe, that's a winter thing. That's a winter thing.

• 2:20:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:20:04Speaker 07

  But you could switch to full set lefty, but putting is the, where the, the line is drawn?

• 2:20:08Speaker 00

  Well, also sometimes driving, sometimes driving righty, sometimes like a five wooden.

• 2:20:13Speaker 07

  But besides that, he's like fully committed. In Florida one time, he had half his set was lefty clubs and half his set was righty clubs. And he shot like, that's, he shot even.

• 2:20:24Speaker 07

  It was sick. It was the coolest thing ever.

• 2:20:25Speaker 00

  Has Hank, you didn't wanna, have you had any conversations, Chris? I, you probably can't talk about this, but have you had any conversations with Liv 2.0?

• 2:20:35Speaker 07

  Uh, I think, I listen to the show all the time. This is the best bit of all. It's the best bit ever.

• 2:20:41Speaker 00

  See, fuck you, Max.

• 2:20:43Speaker 03

  Yeah, and do you want a four aces head cover? They sent me like, I think the guy.

• 2:20:47Speaker 07

  They were emptying out the shot.

• 2:20:48Speaker 03

  I literally, no, they, they literally sent me like the biggest box I've ever gotten in my life with like 150 head covers.

• 2:20:56Speaker 00

  Oh dude, if you rocked a four ace head cover, that'd be very funny.

• 2:20:59Speaker 07

  At the, at the president's cup.

• 2:21:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm just an A W L. It's in Thomas's.

• 2:21:05Speaker 07

  Yeah, I, no, I have not at any, any contact with Liv 2.0.

• 2:21:10Speaker 00

  Well, don't talk to Hank for too long because he'll try to get you. He'll, he'll.

• 2:21:13Speaker 07

  They should, Hank could be playing for, Hank could be playing for the four aces next year.

• 2:21:18Speaker 02

  Well, how mad would you be if, uh, like a hypothetical upstart league? Like, let's say we started a golf league.

• 2:21:23Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:21:23Speaker 02

  And we're like, hey, we want to pay you a bunch of money. You gotta leave the PGA Tour. You can wear shorts. And guess what? You only have to play 54 holes. And then after like.

• 2:21:32Speaker 07

  You guys gonna switch it to 72 and 10s?

• 2:21:34Speaker 02

  Seasons, we're like, you gotta wear pants and it's the same amount. How mad would you be at us?

• 2:21:38Speaker 07

  I would be pissed. That was the deal breaker. The money wasn't, the money didn't matter. It was the shorts.

• 2:21:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. How, so wait, how much do you hate Max? Cause he is a Philly, Philadelphia scumbag.

• 2:21:48Speaker 07

  I, the videos and all this stuff of Max is the best.

• 2:21:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, but he is a scumbag.

• 2:21:53Speaker 07

  My friends are like, New Jersey's weird because you get like half, you get some Boston thrown in there. You get New York, you get Philly. So like, I actually support the Eagles because one of my sponsors, Lincoln Financial, so.

• 2:22:07Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:22:07Speaker 07

  I.

• 2:22:08Speaker 00

  What team do you root for?

• 2:22:09Speaker 07

  I'm a Colts guy.

• 2:22:10Speaker 00

  Oh, you're Colts?

• 2:22:10Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:22:11Speaker 00

  That's so depressing.

• 2:22:13Speaker 03

  Backfired for you big time.

• 2:22:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:22:15Speaker 07

  But, yeah, I, PFT will like this. I, uh, my agent was really good friends with Ursay. And I wasn't a fan of anyone because like fantasy and I, my dad was Browns fan. I was like, I'm not doing that.

• 2:22:29Speaker 00

  See, that's what you have to lead with, by the way. You have to be like, I'm a Colts fan because my dad was a Browns fan.

• 2:22:34Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's, he picked the worst, he was like, I'm gonna pick the worst team 20 years ago when they, when he first started and they've been.

• 2:22:39Speaker 00

  Oh, he really did. He, he nailed that.

• 2:22:42Speaker 07

  Yeah, he's been in the dumps for 20 years.

• 2:22:44Speaker 00

  He fucking, like, credit to him, to be like, I'm gonna pick the worst team.

• 2:22:48Speaker 07

  He sticks it out too. Every Sunday on the couch, just, we went to, they went, my brother and him went to the game last year against the Jets.

• 2:22:57Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:22:57Speaker 07

  And it was like worst game of all time raining. And I think the Jets returned a punt to win, like the last second. And it was just like the perfect, perfect Sunday.

• 2:23:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, I remember Johnny Fanta was at that game. He gave us boots on the ground.

• 2:23:10Speaker 07

  Yeah, it's like the worst game of all time.

• 2:23:12Speaker 02

  So as a Colts fan, um, where were you when Andrew Luck retired?

• 2:23:16Speaker 07

  Uh, I was not a Colts fan at the time and I was probably, I don't know. I'm a Colts fan as of like three years ago.

• 2:23:22Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:23:23Speaker 02

  Okay. What, what shifted three years ago?

• 2:23:24Speaker 00

  You're like, oh, I liked it the fact that they keep bringing in old quarterbacks. This is a team for me.

• 2:23:28Speaker 07

  No, so my, yeah, Matt Ryan really, Matt Ryan really put me over the line. No, um, we were, so like Ursay bought this course and he wanted golfers to come out and play it. And I guess now that he's no longer with us, I can tell this story, but, um, my agent was always telling me these crazy Ursay stories and I was like, you're full of shit. Like there's no way that's, that's true. And then we go out there and he wants us to play this course and it was me and JB Holmes and I was on the corn fair at the time. And we get out there, we're practicing, getting ready to go and Ursay rolls up and like, he looked like the Undertaker. He had like full, full getup. And he goes, all right, change of plans, $100,000 cash, you versus JB, we're all gonna watch.

• 2:24:13Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:24:14Speaker 07

  And I was like, and I like, I had not made near that ever. And I was like, the most nervous I've ever been on a golf course was like this stupid match that was supposed to never happen.

• 2:24:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:24:25Speaker 07

  And I ended up bogeying the last hole and lost, lost.

• 2:24:28Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:24:29Speaker 07

  But, um.

• 2:24:30Speaker 00

  That's so awesome.

• 2:24:31Speaker 02

  Suitcase of cash, like on the green?

• 2:24:33Speaker 00

  That's so awesome.

• 2:24:34Speaker 07

  And he said, so like my brother was there and my agent was there and there was like probably 30 other people and, um, and he, uh, he said, all right. And then if someone could pick the score that they're gonna shoot, there's another 10. Like, it was the craziest shit ever. And then, so like he picked us up on Colts plane, took us to the game, like, sat in the box. It was just him and us and the owners, like, so he had his own box and then the family has their box. And he sits by him, sat by himself and watched the game.

• 2:25:04Speaker 00

  That's awesome.

• 2:25:05Speaker 07

  It was, it was like the most, and then we had dinner at his house. It was, and he showed us the whole like memorabilia thing.

• 2:25:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. What was the coolest thing he had in his house?

• 2:25:13Speaker 07

  Well.

• 2:25:14Speaker 00

  Cause he had some great stuff. Yeah.

• 2:25:16Speaker 07

  Honestly, the coolest thing at his house was the ice rink that he had. He had, uh, he had a full-blown ice rink. So I guess one of his grandkids is a. And they homeschool the kids at the ice rink and that's where they go to school and then they practice there.

• 2:25:35Speaker 00

  That's awesome.

• 2:25:36Speaker 07

  It was epic. I mean, it was like the coolest. It was the craziest shit ever. He had like Elton John's piano from Live Aid in his living room.

• 2:25:43Speaker 00

  Unreal. Yeah, I mean, we, we, I, we.

• 2:25:45Speaker 07

  It was awesome. He was, he couldn't have been, he couldn't have been nicer. He literally, I mean, he was like, this was a year or two before he passed, but he just hopped on a ATV and started driving us around his house, showing us the whole like property. It was crazy. So then I was Colts fan.

• 2:26:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, he did. He, he was one of those guys who did, who did doing like being rich correctly.

• 2:26:05Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 2:26:06Speaker 00

  I'm just gonna have fun and do fun shit.

• 2:26:08Speaker 07

  Buy anything that sounds cool and.

• 2:26:11Speaker 00

  Watch people play for golf, a lot of money playing golf.

• 2:26:14Speaker 02

  He just used to walk around with just envelopes full of cash, just give out.

• 2:26:18Speaker 00

  Yeah, you look like.

• 2:26:19Speaker 07

  Yeah, wasn't like COVID, wasn't he just like throwing cash out his card at people like give small business.

• 2:26:25Speaker 00

  I don't understand like, like people who have like billions who don't do that. Like if I were a billionaire, I would be like going out and like getting like a sand, like a $10 sandwich and tipping like $2,000. Just be like, whatever. I like make people's lives.

• 2:26:39Speaker 07

  He played golf one time. It was like, he played like five holes and tipped his like 15 year old caddy like six grand. And like, it was just like, it's just crazy shit. But like, and not like, not in a like.

• 2:26:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, no.

• 2:26:52Speaker 07

  None, none of that thing about it was like, yes, it was just like, I don't need this. You could use this.

• 2:26:57Speaker 00

  It'd be, it's like the question of like, it means more to you than it does to me. Like that's, that's, that's awesome.

• 2:27:02Speaker 07

  No, he was, it was awesome. He was a man. And then after I won my first event, he sent me like a thing. I have a card from him that says like, congrats on your first win with the surgeon, uh, uh, from him. And then it's got my name on it, Colts jersey. So.

• 2:27:16Speaker 00

  That's, we have the, we have the banner that sent it to us. Yeah.

• 2:27:20Speaker 02

  I love, by the way, I love the video that you tweeted out when you were announced to the President's Cup team.

• 2:27:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:27:25Speaker 02

  With just all the American shit on it.

• 2:27:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:27:28Speaker 02

  Did you make that yourself?

• 2:27:29Speaker 07

  No, I, I, I don't make any of this stuff myself, but I talked, so there's this kid Jake, who's probably my age and he works for the tour, like social media, like for us, for the tour and he, he's my guy. He does everything, like he makes all the sick stuff. And I was like, we, I saw a video on Twitter and I sent it to him and I was like, if I make the team, we gotta do this. Mixed in with whatever. And he was like, done.

• 2:27:51Speaker 02

  It's an amazing edit.

• 2:27:52Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:27:53Speaker 02

  Because it's just like bears fighting, sharks, dinosaurs.

• 2:27:56Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:27:57Speaker 02

  You, NASCAR.

• 2:27:58Speaker 00

  So.

• 2:27:58Speaker 02

  Planes, you.

• 2:28:00Speaker 07

  New Jersey.

• 2:28:00Speaker 00

  Pumped for this. I'm pumped for this.

• 2:28:03Speaker 02

  Very excited. They're gonna try to come out for, uh, one day. Do you have a, uh, do you have a tracker, a Goddard up tracker?

• 2:28:09Speaker 07

  I've seen, yeah, I don't know who it is, but I've seen it.

• 2:28:13Speaker 00

  You haven't made it until you have multiple trackers that fight each other.

• 2:28:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:28:16Speaker 00

  That's when you're really like.

• 2:28:18Speaker 07

  Who, who's, who's the?

• 2:28:20Speaker 00

  The most recent one, what was the most recent one? It was, uh.

• 2:28:24Speaker 07

  Golf Twitter is crazy.

• 2:28:25Speaker 00

  What was it? Jackson? No, is there a Jackson guy?

• 2:28:27Speaker 02

  There was.

• 2:28:28Speaker 00

  Super, yeah. There were suit, there were super trackers fighting. And I love that. And then there's like always this one, one tracker who like, will be like, oh, I, I can't track like the Thursday round, have to go to like middle school.

• 2:28:42Speaker 07

  Like some 35 year old with kids.

• 2:28:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, they, they leak in like some stuff about their personal life every now and again.

• 2:28:47Speaker 07

  Yeah, like they're playing golf somewhere.

• 2:28:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:28:49Speaker 02

  I just came here for the fact.

• 2:28:50Speaker 07

  I wish I knew who, like, it's actually better that I don't know, but they're like hysterical that someone has the time and care to go out there and do that stuff.

• 2:28:58Speaker 02

  Cause I, I think that if you have, if you have a tracker, I've got a couple of rules for the tracker. You have to be a hundred percent dedicated. Like you can't, it be, when you put the word tracker next to your name.

• 2:29:07Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:29:07Speaker 02

  Like that's your gig. You're signing up for the long haul. You can't ever editorialize and be like, oh, my guy's not playing good this week.

• 2:29:13Speaker 07

  Yeah, I'm busy this week. I.

• 2:29:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, just the facts, unless it's, um, Siwo Kim tracker, in which case we have an exception for him. But uh, I saw that back in 2025, our guy Brooks Koepka, his tracker threatened to leave Brooks Koepka and become a Goddard up tracker.

• 2:29:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:29:30Speaker 02

  Which I think that's.

• 2:29:31Speaker 07

  I don't think you could, yeah.

• 2:29:32Speaker 02

  You have to disavow that.

• 2:29:33Speaker 07

  Yeah, that can't happen.

• 2:29:34Speaker 00

  Your tracker's pretty good. I'm scrolling right now. He's doing a pretty good job.

• 2:29:38Speaker 07

  Yeah, I've seen the, I've seen like it's, I, I don't know who it is. So it's, it's impressive that they care that much.

• 2:29:44Speaker 00

  Yeah. No, and they're, they're like, they, they said.

• 2:29:48Speaker 07

  I think I get like a weekly update of like.

• 2:29:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:29:51Speaker 07

  Well, my tournaments for the year. I don't even need a stats guy. I just use him.

• 2:29:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, he said, he ended the season, thank you all to all the godheads who showed up every Thursday through Sunday and support. This is only the beginning and I can't wait until next season. But first, the President's Cup. Yeah.

• 2:30:05Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:30:05Speaker 02

  I guess we're godheads now.

• 2:30:06Speaker 00

  Yeah, we are godheads. I'm gonna follow this.

• 2:30:08Speaker 07

  I gotta be too. I gotta, I gotta get on it.

• 2:30:12Speaker 00

  Um, all right. I, uh, one last question. Zach, Roback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Qsips, polos, hoodies, jockers, shorts, roback.com promo code take. Thanks for doing this, by the way, Chris. We were, like I said, we've all been following you, big fan. I know you've listened, so we wanted to do this for a long time. It's awesome you were able to come in.

• 2:30:32Speaker 07

  Thank you for having me.

• 2:30:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, all right, Zach, you ready?

• 2:30:35Speaker 03

  Uh, yes, sir. I did have a quick question. Uh, I was gonna run a couple of things by you to add to non-competition golf and if you were in or out on them. Is that okay?

• 2:30:42Speaker 07

  Sure, go for it.

• 2:30:42Speaker 03

  Awesome. The first one I got here is a water hazard is a one stroke penalty unless you one putt the green.

• 2:30:51Speaker 07

  Out just because it's complicated.

• 2:30:53Speaker 03

  Okay. Uh, second one is all you can drink pass at the pro shop.

• 2:30:57Speaker 07

  Uh, in, yeah, that's great.

• 2:30:59Speaker 03

  Third one is a barefoot as an option if the course is in warm climate.

• 2:31:03Speaker 07

  Yeah, in, in.

• 2:31:05Speaker 03

  And then our last one, gonna be something you can kick at the turn. Would you be into that?

• 2:31:11Speaker 07

  Like physically kick something?

• 2:31:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:31:15Speaker 00

  Oh, I, I like that.

• 2:31:16Speaker 07

  I mean, yeah, sure. And yeah, if it's going that bad, you should be able to take some, take it out on something.

• 2:31:23Speaker 03

  And then a quick follow up, that's cool.

• 2:31:26Speaker 03

  Do you find yourself doing a lot of like tinkering and adjusting with the club throughout the season? Or you just kind of set and forget it in the bag?

• 2:31:31Speaker 07

  No, we're always, every single one of us is always, every week doing something, whether it's small or big, we're always, whether it's lead tape or changing lie angles. So we're always doing something.

• 2:31:44Speaker 03

  That's great to hear. I'm, I'm excited about the lead tape. Thank you for saying that.

• 2:31:46Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:31:47Speaker 02

  I love all the gear.

• 2:31:48Speaker 07

  Club, you put some lead tape on it.

• 2:31:49Speaker 02

  All, all the gear that's out there to like fix any developing golfer's mindset or just like prey on their insecurities.

• 2:31:56Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:31:56Speaker 02

  I love all the like random pseudoscience.

• 2:31:58Speaker 07

  Also like all at Home Depot too, which is hilarious.

• 2:32:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. What's the, what's the weirdest piece of, uh, like golf instructional equipment that you've gotten?

• 2:32:07Speaker 07

  Um, I got this like, actually, I use like this band, like a, like a therapy band and I'll wrap it around myself and you can hold it. So it like, keeps my swing tighter. So it's just like a therapy, like a random therapy band that I found.

• 2:32:23Speaker 02

  You use it for like muscle memory?

• 2:32:25Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:32:25Speaker 02

  Like keep your arm tighter?

• 2:32:27Speaker 07

  Yeah, like traces, traces your swing better work. Like, I don't know how to describe it without having it on me, but it's a, it's a weird thing that it feels good to me.

• 2:32:36Speaker 02

  I like that.

• 2:32:36Speaker 07

  But everyone's got all sorts of crazy shit.

• 2:32:38Speaker 00

  Yeah. Um, all right. Well, Chris, best of luck. Win this for America. Uh, would love to anyone, any of the other guys who want to stop by the week of the President's Cup, would love to have them. Zach can get them ice cream. We just get them hooked up.

• 2:32:51Speaker 07

  Be a selling point.

• 2:32:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. But, uh, and I look forward to, uh, one day doing the 50 shots verse one.

• 2:32:57Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 2:32:57Speaker 00

  Uh, scramble video that will take.

• 2:32:59Speaker 07

  Have to plan, we'll have to do some serious planning.

• 2:33:01Speaker 00

  Yeah, it'll take like 16 hours and it'll be unwatchable, but it would be an interesting like, could we beat you with 50 shots?

• 2:33:07Speaker 07

  Yeah, we'll, we'll have to find out.

• 2:33:09Speaker 00

  All right. Thanks, man.

• 2:33:10Speaker 07

  Thanks, guys.

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• 2:35:04Speaker 00

  All right. Fyre fest of the week. Henry, what do you got?

• 2:35:10Speaker 03

  I don't got much.

• 2:35:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, you had a good week.

• 2:35:12Speaker 03

  Yeah, foot's recovered.

• 2:35:13Speaker 00

  Good for you.

• 2:35:14Speaker 02

  Nice.

• 2:35:14Speaker 00

  Car getting fixed.

• 2:35:16Speaker 02

  How's the garage?

• 2:35:16Speaker 03

  Car fixed, garage fixed. Haven't got the bill yet. Don't know how bad I got banged, but they, they told me it wasn't bad.

• 2:35:22Speaker 00

  Still driving a chick car?

• 2:35:24Speaker 03

  For now.

• 2:35:24Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:35:25Speaker 03

  In the process, getting rid of it.

• 2:35:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:35:29Speaker 02

  How are you gonna get rid of it?

• 2:35:31Speaker 03

  Sell it.

• 2:35:31Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:35:32Speaker 03

  Trade it in.

• 2:35:33Speaker 02

  You're gonna sell it to memes?

• 2:35:34Speaker 03

  No.

• 2:35:35Speaker 00

  Leave it, leave it with the key inside at a farmer's market?

• 2:35:38Speaker 04

  Four dollars. Memes still has to give it to Zach for four dollars.

• 2:35:42Speaker 00

  Memes still hasn't fixed the car that I gave to Hank for, for one dollar?

• 2:35:47Speaker 04

  Hank gave memes twenty-five hundred dollars to take his car.

• 2:35:50Speaker 00

  But I gave Hank my car.

• 2:35:52Speaker 03

  Forty-four ninety-nine.

• 2:35:53Speaker 00

  That was only like seven years old for a dollar. Then Hank gave it to memes with cash to get it fixed. And memes still hasn't got it fixed, what, four years ago?

• 2:36:00Speaker 04

  He just pocketed, he just, he just pocketed twenty-five hundred.

• 2:36:03Speaker 02

  This is a big money laundering scheme we got here.

• 2:36:06Speaker 00

  It's a great car.

• 2:36:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:36:07Speaker 00

  Mazda makes, they made a good car with that one.

• 2:36:10Speaker 02

  It's a, yeah, new charity, Cars for Men.

• 2:36:12Speaker 04

  Yeah, me and Zach gave it a new tape job. It's looking good.

• 2:36:16Speaker 00

  You just have tape on your bumper.

• 2:36:17Speaker 02

  A new tape job, love it.

• 2:36:19Speaker 03

  I had a lice scare, that not an issue.

• 2:36:21Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:36:22Speaker 03

  Uh, when I.

• 2:36:23Speaker 02

  Lice?

• 2:36:23Speaker 00

  Lice?

• 2:36:25Speaker 03

  When I went.

• 2:36:25Speaker 00

  Lights or lice?

• 2:36:26Speaker 03

  Lice.

• 2:36:27Speaker 02

  Lice?

• 2:36:27Speaker 00

  Oh my god.

• 2:36:28Speaker 03

  I went away with.

• 2:36:29Speaker 04

  What are you, a six-year-old child?

• 2:36:31Speaker 03

  I went away with my family.

• 2:36:33Speaker 00

  Did you leave your backpack in a sandbox?

• 2:36:35Speaker 03

  With children.

• 2:36:36Speaker 00

  Hanging out with Clay Travis?

• 2:36:37Speaker 03

  And they live on separate sides of the country and they both got lice. So like, my sister was like, you gotta like, she was kind of freaking out. Cause like, we're going to a wedding this weekend. She gotta, gotta get checked, gotta get checked, gotta get checked. She was freaking me out. No lice.

• 2:36:53Speaker 00

  Speaking of Clay Travis, do you see like the, like maybe the most erotic headline ever for him just got posted?

• 2:37:02Speaker 02

  No.

• 2:37:03Speaker 00

  At age fifty-two, Ichiro just threw a hundred twenty-seven pitch shutout with seventeen strikeouts during an all-star game against the best high school girls in Japan. He's gonna love that.

• 2:37:15Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, that's another ten years of content.

• 2:37:18Speaker 00

  Ichiro, Ichiro is, he might be the most addicted to baseball guy of all time.

• 2:37:23Speaker 02

  Yes, the thing about that though is I believe that Ichiro could still play in the major leagues.

• 2:37:27Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:37:28Speaker 03

  Do high school girls in Japan play baseball?

• 2:37:30Speaker 00

  I don't know.

• 2:37:30Speaker 02

  They might.

• 2:37:31Speaker 00

  Do you see, I mean.

• 2:37:32Speaker 03

  Like, I, I, I feel like if it was the best high school softball girls and he was throwing soft, like, I don't know that softball players are necessarily gonna be able to like hit.

• 2:37:42Speaker 00

  The guy can't stop playing baseball. I love it. He just loves baseball. He's addicted to the sport.

• 2:37:48Speaker 00

  Alright, so no lice?

• 2:37:49Speaker 03

  No lice.

• 2:37:50Speaker 02

  No lice?

• 2:37:50Speaker 00

  No lice.

• 2:37:51Speaker 02

  Clean bill of health.

• 2:37:51Speaker 03

  Clean bill of health.

• 2:37:52Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 2:37:52Speaker 02

  No bugs.

• 2:37:53Speaker 03

  No bugs.

• 2:37:54Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 2:37:55Speaker 00

  Uh, alright, PFT?

• 2:37:56Speaker 02

  Um, I, I had a, a little thing this morning. I had a pretty good week too, so not a lot to complain about, but Blake's had ear infections. He gets ear infections like every four months. I don't know what it is with his dog, but every time he gets him, have to take him to the vet. They have to put him like all the way under to clean his ears because it's so painful that he won't let anybody get close to his ears. So every time he gets put under and then when he comes back home, he's like a little bit groggy and he has to poop real bad for like the next two days. So, um, on Thursday mornings, I have to wake up and do wake up bar stool. So I set an alarm. What I like to do is I set an alarm for about, uh, usually five forty-five in the morning.

• 2:38:34Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:38:34Speaker 02

  And then I, uh, pop my, uh, daily dose of Adderall right there.

• 2:38:39Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:38:39Speaker 02

  Five forty-five in the morning.

• 2:38:40Speaker 00

  In Blake's mouth?

• 2:38:41Speaker 02

  No, we share sometimes.

• 2:38:42Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:38:43Speaker 02

  Uh, no, no, I, I pop it myself and then I go back to sleep for a little bit. Then I wake up at around usually six fifteen, six twenty and it starts to hit as I get to the office. So I, I can skip my first cup of coffee. I feel like I'm awake when I get to the office early.

• 2:38:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:38:57Speaker 03

  Adder nap.

• 2:38:57Speaker 02

  Adder nap.

• 2:38:58Speaker 00

  Yeah, Hank invented that.

• 2:38:59Speaker 02

  You did. It's, it's a great tech and Lister Quill.

• 2:39:01Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:39:02Speaker 00

  And Barbara Cuffalo.

• 2:39:03Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:39:03Speaker 02

  Yep. By the way, Lister Quill is just an insane invention.

• 2:39:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:39:07Speaker 02

  It's absolutely nuts.

• 2:39:08Speaker 03

  So insane, that still hasn't happened yet.

• 2:39:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:39:11Speaker 02

  It's like, yeah.

• 2:39:11Speaker 03

  It's in beta.

• 2:39:12Speaker 02

  It's like a speed ball that you can get at, at CVS. So, um, so that was my intention. So I put my little pill out on my bedside table last night before I went to bed. And I fell asleep and since Blake is having these stomach issues, he woke me up in the middle of the night twice. And, um, the, the second time that he woke me up, it was about two thirty. When he woke me up, I don't remember this, but for the first like fifteen seconds, I was in like deep REM sleep. So I opened up my eyes and I'm operating like a zombie. I end up taking him downstairs, but then I come back up and I lay back down in the bed. And I have a really hard time falling asleep.

• 2:39:53Speaker 02

  Uh, so I end up, I take my phone out and I end up like organizing every single app on my desktop.

• 2:39:59Speaker 00

  Ooh.

• 2:39:59Speaker 02

  Into like little different, you know, like you, you have different homes for each of them, like.

• 2:40:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:40:04Speaker 02

  Apps within apps. So I do like an hour's worth of, of desktop organization on my iPhone, which is very unlike me. I'm, I'm like the least organized desktop person ever and I just can't get back to sleep.

• 2:40:15Speaker 03

  I don't think anyone's ever called that desktop, by the way.

• 2:40:17Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, that's, I think that's what they call it when you're putting it into the different files, the different apps into the files. So, um, I'm like, what the hell is going on? I can't get back to sleep.

• 2:40:26Speaker 00

  No?

• 2:40:27Speaker 02

  This stinks.

• 2:40:27Speaker 03

  Doesn't matter.

• 2:40:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:40:28Speaker 02

  What do you call it?

• 2:40:29Speaker 00

  He shook his head no.

• 2:40:30Speaker 02

  What do you call it?

• 2:40:31Speaker 00

  I don't think it's called desktop, but maybe it is.

• 2:40:34Speaker 02

  Okay, but there's like five, there's like four different ones that you swipe over.

• 2:40:37Speaker 04

  I thought you were talking about a computer the whole time.

• 2:40:39Speaker 03

  Most people probably did, yeah.

• 2:40:41Speaker 02

  The desktop.

• 2:40:42Speaker 04

  Desktop is.

• 2:40:42Speaker 02

  A home screen, whatever you call it. It's irrelevant.

• 2:40:45Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:40:45Speaker 04

  Nah, it's pretty relevant.

• 2:40:46Speaker 02

  It's irrelevant to the story. Bottom line is I stay, I'm, I'm awake for like an hour and a half and I'm like, this sucks because I have to get up for wake up bar stool and I'm, I'm ruining the only like, you know, a small amount of sleep that I have for this night.

• 2:41:00Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:41:00Speaker 02

  And I, I looked over to my bedside table and I guess the first time that Blake had woke me up to let him outside to poop. I had interpreted his barking as being my alarm and in the REM sleep, I popped an Adderall.

• 2:41:16Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:41:17Speaker 02

  At like probably one AM.

• 2:41:19Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:41:20Speaker 02

  This morning.

• 2:41:21Speaker 00

  That's brutal.

• 2:41:21Speaker 02

  And so then it did hit me the second time I let him out and then I was up for like an hour and a half organizing the desktop.

• 2:41:27Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:41:28Speaker 02

  On my phone, um, and not realizing exactly what I was doing.

• 2:41:31Speaker 00

  That's brutal.

• 2:41:32Speaker 02

  So then I just couldn't get back to sleep. So I've been awake since about one AM.

• 2:41:34Speaker 00

  Oh, that sucks.

• 2:41:36Speaker 02

  Because of my like sleep pill taking.

• 2:41:39Speaker 00

  That sucks.

• 2:41:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:41:41Speaker 00

  That is brutal.

• 2:41:41Speaker 02

  So yeah, that was a tough, tough way to start the day.

• 2:41:44Speaker 00

  Yeah, I have like a, a, I have a bunch of books on Kindle that, uh, cause like I get woken up all the time by my kids, my Stella, whatever. So I just have like emergency boring books that I just hit instantly and I'm usually back asleep by like, in like five minutes.

• 2:41:59Speaker 02

  Just knock it out?

• 2:42:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, just like start reading and just being like, and I always like, I'm picking it up at random pages. So I don't even know what's going on.

• 2:42:06Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:42:06Speaker 00

  It's just the act of reading the words. Uh, okay, my Fyre Fest, I got two quick ones. First is a pre-Fyre Fest. I, I love my boy Max. I love my boy Max. I actually said in our book that if I could just watch Max exist.

• 2:42:22Speaker 04

  Going.

• 2:42:23Speaker 00

  It would be like the, I, I, I would be happy because I just find him so funny and I love him to death. You love me, right? We love each other.

• 2:42:31Speaker 04

  Well, I'm, I'm waiting.

• 2:42:32Speaker 00

  Okay. No, it's not a bad thing.

• 2:42:34Speaker 02

  To be determined.

• 2:42:35Speaker 00

  We, as of right now, Max and I have a six-day date next week.

• 2:42:41Speaker 04

  Yeah. Oh, yeah.

• 2:42:42Speaker 00

  That is going to be hell for our friendship.

• 2:42:44Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:42:45Speaker 00

  If the playoffs started today.

• 2:42:47Speaker 04

  There's a lot of baseball to be.

• 2:42:48Speaker 00

  A lot of baseball, but if the playoffs started today, we would have, uh, Saturday, Wisconsin, Penn State. Monday, Bears, Eagles. Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Phillies, Cubs. It's gonna just be, and I love you. That's why I don't want, you know.

• 2:43:04Speaker 04

  Well, right now.

• 2:43:05Speaker 00

  Crescendo too. I was thinking about it last night because it's like, it starts with like the one that like either of us could lose and be like, alright.

• 2:43:11Speaker 04

  I'm willing to give you that.

• 2:43:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I'm gonna.

• 2:43:14Speaker 04

  I'm willing to give you that one.

• 2:43:15Speaker 00

  And then, and then just goes up and up and up and up.

• 2:43:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:43:17Speaker 00

  Yeah. We got PFT.

• 2:43:19Speaker 02

  Have you guys thought about doing tattoo bets?

• 2:43:21Speaker 00

  No. Too many games.

• 2:43:23Speaker 04

  Yeah. What do you mean?

• 2:43:24Speaker 02

  No, not, not for every game, for the series.

• 2:43:27Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:43:30Speaker 00

  I mean, I'll, I'll get another tat.

• 2:43:31Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:43:32Speaker 00

  I will eventually.

• 2:43:33Speaker 04

  Yeah, we'll see. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. We got a lot, we got a lot.

• 2:43:36Speaker 00

  A lot of, a lot of shit, but we were discussing, we were texting last night because we had to make like some pre-plans that if, if the, if the, if the Cubs and Phillies are playing in at Wrigley next week, we are going to, stream Monday night football, not go to the game and then go to all the Cubs Phillies games. If the Cubs and Phillies are playing in Philadelphia, we will go to Monday night football and then stream the other ones. But we're, yeah, we're just facing it. We're, we're, we're facing it down the barrel. My other Fyre Fest, hey Max, I do love you. I love you.

• 2:44:07Speaker 04

  Yeah, we have, we have to get our love out of the way now.

• 2:44:09Speaker 00

  Say you love me back.

• 2:44:09Speaker 04

  I love you too.

• 2:44:10Speaker 00

  Alright.

• 2:44:10Speaker 04

  But we, but.

• 2:44:12Speaker 00

  Yeah, we gotta get the love out of the way. Uh, my other one is that just my assistant Dom is annoying everyone in the office with his, uh, Cleveland fan fandom. Like multiple complaints.

• 2:44:22Speaker 04

  Not Hank.

• 2:44:23Speaker 00

  Multiple complaints. White Sox Dave said that Dom was just waiting at the front, at the front door yesterday with his Guardians jersey on. He was like, he was just being nice about it and wanted to talk ball. I was like, yeah, I can't. I was like, I told him, I was like, Dom, you can't talk to people.

• 2:44:37Speaker 03

  It's so performative.

• 2:44:38Speaker 00

  I was like, either talk shit to people or like, don't go up to people being like, hey, did you see the game?

• 2:44:44Speaker 03

  He came in, I don't know, was it Tuesday, full Guardians uniform, looking ridiculous, like a toddler and.

• 2:44:51Speaker 04

  I think he was wearing baseball pants.

• 2:44:52Speaker 00

  He was. He had, he had a catcher's mitt on too.

• 2:44:55Speaker 03

  And, and then the next, they lost that night, comes the next, the next day, completely normal clothes and literally in our, in the corner over here going, the Cavs are gonna be so good this year. Like moved on completely because they lost one game.

• 2:45:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:45:07Speaker 03

  Then they won that night, comes back in the next day in a completely different, full like head to toe uniform. It's too, you can't flip flop like that.

• 2:45:14Speaker 00

  He's not flip flopping. He's just, I mean, he just, it, it's too much, it's too much Cleveland sports in our face.

• 2:45:20Speaker 02

  Well, he's gotta go way overboard rooting for those teams because of the Browns.

• 2:45:24Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:45:24Speaker 02

  It's like, that's all he has.

• 2:45:25Speaker 00

  But he said, he.

• 2:45:27Speaker 03

  He also says this weekend's the Super Bowl for the Browns because of Baker.

• 2:45:30Speaker 00

  That he dropped to someone that he, oh, Zupi, who's also a Cleveland guy that works here, shout out Zupi. Uh, he said to Zupi a week ago, I think we're leaving Florida two and O, talking about the Browns starting the season in Jacksonville and Tampa Bay. He said that to him. I think we're leaving Florida two and O.

• 2:45:51Speaker 02

  I respect the hell out of Browns fans. I do.

• 2:45:53Speaker 00

  No, I respect the hell out of Browns fans. It's just Dom's too nice of a guy. He's like, White Sox Dave was like, basically doing the, uh, scene from The Sopranos. When, with Jackie Apriel Jr., when Tony's like, put your hands up, like fight like a man. White Sox Dave was like, just talk shit to me. I can, I understand how to converse in shit talking. Don't ask, don't be like, hey, did you see like this player's like, you know, strikeout rate and like, don't make conversation. So we gotta, we gotta fix Dom. We gotta, we gotta.

• 2:46:20Speaker 02

  Why do you think it's performative, Hank?

• 2:46:21Speaker 00

  It's not. He's, it's just, he's too nice. And he thinks that he, like, anyone.

• 2:46:27Speaker 03

  Them losing a game and showing up in nothing and being like, it's, it's all about the Cavs and then showing up the next day in a full uniform.

• 2:46:34Speaker 00

  I didn't hear that part. I know that the last day was a day game, so that's why I assumed he was in a uniform.

• 2:46:40Speaker 03

  He, he went, they won two and I don't even know if they won the, yesterday. I think they did.

• 2:46:43Speaker 00

  So it's his fault that they lost.

• 2:46:46Speaker 06

  No, he did it after they lost.

• 2:46:47Speaker 04

  They they've lost game one and then won the next two.

• 2:46:49Speaker 00

  Got it. Got it. So then he went full uniform.

• 2:46:53Speaker 06

  No, he went full uniform. They lost. He gave up. Came in the next day, said, season's over. We're on to the Cavs.

• 2:46:59Speaker 00

  Then they won.

• 2:47:00Speaker 04

  Then came back in full uni. I I kind of.

• 2:47:05Speaker 00

  That's very funny.

• 2:47:06Speaker 04

  Baseball's kind of like that, though. Baseball's kind of like that.

• 2:47:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. I mean, Max, you've you've said.

• 2:47:11Speaker 04

  I still am out on the Phillies.

• 2:47:12Speaker 00

  Season's over like nine times this week.

• 2:47:14Speaker 04

  I still think it's over.

• 2:47:17Speaker 00

  He's just got to learn how to talk shit. That's all. He'd like, I told him, I was like, Dom, when you told Hank to shut the fuck up, bitch, in the group chat, I was like, that was great. You just got to do that.

• 2:47:28Speaker 02

  Well, he tried talking shit to me and Zach during the NBA playoffs. He hit us with a boom.

• 2:47:34Speaker 00

  And then. Oh, no, not a boom.

• 2:47:36Speaker 04

  Dean Wade, Dean Wade boom.

• 2:47:38Speaker 02

  The Dean Wade boom, and then the Knicks came out back and me and Zach just said boom.

• 2:47:42Speaker 04

  Oh, you got boom.

• 2:47:42Speaker 00

  Oh, no. He got the boom back at him. He's a nice guy. He's great at his job.

• 2:47:48Speaker 02

  He's coaching Max in in terms of like how to become a LeBron fan. It's not going well.

• 2:47:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. He's great at his job, but he's got this one flaw.

• 2:47:54Speaker 04

  I think he might be a bigger Sixers fan than me.

• 2:47:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, he he just.

• 2:47:57Speaker 04

  He texted me today.

• 2:47:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think he's a LeBron fan ahead of being a Cavs fan.

• 2:48:01Speaker 00

  I told him he can't talk to me about LeBron anymore.

• 2:48:03Speaker 04

  He texted me today, a practice, a practice clip from LeBron in the gym. And he said, that first low post spin move is going to hit like crap.

• 2:48:13Speaker 00

  He's he's living through you.

• 2:48:15Speaker 04

  It was a Sixers account that tweeted this practice video.

• 2:48:19Speaker 00

  He's he's living vicariously through you. Oh, man. All right. Uh, Zach.

• 2:48:27Speaker 06

  My fire fest this week, I think we we spoke in here semi recently that my, the ads on my laptop were trying to convert me to Islam. That was a whole thing.

• 2:48:35Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:48:36Speaker 06

  I did. They the ads on my laptop were attempting to convert me to Islam for a couple of weeks.

• 2:48:40Speaker 00

  I don't know if we talked about that, but I.

• 2:48:42Speaker 06

  That's a misstep on my end. My bad. Well, well, I was going to sleep. It was playing prayers and I would wake up and it was it was kind of soothing, honestly. I didn't convert, but.

• 2:48:49Speaker 02

  I think I think legally you are converted.

• 2:48:53Speaker 06

  As far as hours, like watch time, maybe.

• 2:48:56Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:48:56Speaker 06

  But we got over that hump. And then this week, it's been all Russian and they're either trying to sell me a timeshare or an apartment. So I'm not sure if I'm under like cyber attack or if like my own information has been compromised, but I'm really not sure where to go from here.

• 2:49:09Speaker 02

  They try to sell you a a timeshare in Russia?

• 2:49:12Speaker 06

  Yeah, it's this week. It's all in Russian and it's either apartments or timeshares. I don't know because I can't speak Russian.

• 2:49:17Speaker 04

  It could be an apartment timeshare.

• 2:49:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:49:19Speaker 04

  The timeshare of an apartment.

• 2:49:20Speaker 02

  Like in Moscow?

• 2:49:21Speaker 00

  So you're you are like the weakest link in our cybersecurity. Our cybersecurity is also like.

• 2:49:28Speaker 04

  It says a lot.

• 2:49:29Speaker 00

  Remember, remember last year I got a I got the the fake phishing thing because I clicked on the Uber Eats gift card. The Pete, all business Pete sends out. He got me and I got an email back being like, you gotcha.

• 2:49:42Speaker 02

  Zach, you clicked on something.

• 2:49:43Speaker 06

  But I don't even know how they convert me because I can't speak the languages.

• 2:49:48Speaker 00

  Oh, they'll convert you.

• 2:49:49Speaker 06

  I can't even bite on the hook if I wanted to.

• 2:49:51Speaker 00

  They'll convert.

• 2:49:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you're I think you might be halfway there.

• 2:49:54Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'd agree.

• 2:49:55Speaker 02

  Assalamualaikum.

• 2:49:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:49:58Speaker 06

  Alaykum Salam.

• 2:49:58Speaker 02

  So you know.

• 2:50:00Speaker 06

  That's tough. You're right. Yeah.

• 2:50:01Speaker 02

  You know, that was a test.

• 2:50:04Speaker 02

  That's bad. That's like doing shaving and haircut.

• 2:50:06Speaker 00

  Man.

• 2:50:07Speaker 02

  And you you just had to respond.

• 2:50:09Speaker 00

  You have it.

• 2:50:09Speaker 02

  You've heard it.

• 2:50:10Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:50:10Speaker 02

  Damn.

• 2:50:11Speaker 00

  Call and response.

• 2:50:12Speaker 06

  For a while there was just it was it's peaceful because it's like a soothing wind noise they play on these songs.

• 2:50:17Speaker 00

  I think that's how they really end. Zach, if you convert, like, we could maybe open up an entire new frontier in terms of listenership in the Middle East.

• 2:50:26Speaker 02

  Maybe get some of that public investment fund money.

• 2:50:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:50:29Speaker 02

  Hank?

• 2:50:30Speaker 06

  Yeah.

• 2:50:31Speaker 00

  Dude, imagine if Mecca was just blasting Pardon My Take.

• 2:50:34Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:50:36Speaker 00

  Zach, do this for us. What? Fumble.

• 2:50:40Speaker 04

  It's a brand new market. We could use that market.

• 2:50:41Speaker 00

  Come on, Zach.

• 2:50:42Speaker 04

  We could use that market.

• 2:50:43Speaker 00

  We could always use a new market.

• 2:50:45Speaker 06

  I can try to learn Arabic, but it seems so much harder than sign language.

• 2:50:48Speaker 04

  You should do that. You know how Mr. Beast does like his videos in 50 different languages? You should, after we record Pardon My Take, do.

• 2:50:56Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 2:50:57Speaker 04

  I don't know the language, but that language.

• 2:50:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:51:01Speaker 06

  I can start with the intro. I'll start with the intro and go from there.

• 2:51:04Speaker 02

  Hi, it's me. Hi, Habibi.

• 2:51:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:51:06Speaker 04

  Oh, this might not be a good idea now that we're saying it out loud.

• 2:51:09Speaker 00

  Yeah. Are you willing to change your name to Mohammed?

• 2:51:12Speaker 06

  Uh.

• 2:51:14Speaker 02

  That was not on your Mount Rushmore.

• 2:51:15Speaker 06

  Not as of right now.

• 2:51:16Speaker 00

  You know, wait, wait.

• 2:51:17Speaker 02

  Well, no, it was.

• 2:51:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, it was. It was on your Mount Rushmore. Oh, shit, Zach, you already started there. Dude, you've already been trying to get these.

• 2:51:23Speaker 04

  It was a number two pick on his Mount Rushmore.

• 2:51:25Speaker 06

  The songs might, it's passive. They just.

• 2:51:27Speaker 00

  You've been opening your arms already.

• 2:51:30Speaker 02

  We need to go back and li- not an intercourse guy.

• 2:51:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:51:33Speaker 02

  We have to go back and listen to like everything you've said on this show.

• 2:51:35Speaker 00

  You haven't been eating a lot of bacon.

• 2:51:38Speaker 06

  That's I'm not really a breakfast guy. Yeah.

• 2:51:40Speaker 00

  Oh, okay.

• 2:51:42Speaker 04

  Pepperoni, though.

• 2:51:45Speaker 06

  That would be tough to to give up.

• 2:51:46Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:51:46Speaker 06

  That would be tough.

• 2:51:47Speaker 00

  Uh, okay. Good show, boys. Pepperoni would be tough to give up. Let's do numbers.

• 2:51:54Speaker 06

  10.

• 2:51:54Speaker 02

  I'm gonna go with, uh, I'm gonna go with eight.

• 2:51:59Speaker 06

  Three. Seven.

• 2:52:05Speaker 00

  Oh, you just took three?

• 2:52:06Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:52:06Speaker 00

  Five.

• 2:52:07Speaker 02

  That's fucked up.

• 2:52:08Speaker 00

  Well, memes has been taking five.

• 2:52:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:52:11Speaker 00

  So I need to try to get it.

• 2:52:12Speaker 02

  You just joined the last.

• 2:52:13Speaker 04

  I'll take one.

• 2:52:15Speaker 06

  One's good.

• 2:52:16Speaker 00

  Oh, hey, how about the renderings? They they still had Jayden. The Jayden was, the stadium looks sick.

• 2:52:21Speaker 02

  The same does look awesome. Although shout out Mutt, he raised an excellent question about the Commander's new stadium.

• 2:52:25Speaker 04

  Mud?

• 2:52:26Speaker 02

  Mutt.

• 2:52:26Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:52:27Speaker 04

  Oh, mud.

• 2:52:27Speaker 02

  Okay. Mutt. Um, so it's got that glass roof on it.

• 2:52:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:52:31Speaker 02

  Have they thought about if you have a glass roof, won't that melt the players?

• 2:52:35Speaker 00

  Melt them? Yeah, that's true.

• 2:52:37Speaker 02

  Like, that could be a problem.

• 2:52:38Speaker 00

  Magnifying glass?

• 2:52:38Speaker 02

  Like, if if.

• 2:52:39Speaker 00

  Tiny ants?

• 2:52:40Speaker 04

  If Jayden gets. Colton said 69.

• 2:52:42Speaker 02

  If Jayden gets melted.

• 2:52:42Speaker 04

  I already said one, Shane, you idiot. 15 for Shane. Jacobs had 15.

• 2:52:47Speaker 02

  Turn your fucking brain on, Shane.

• 2:52:50Speaker 00

  31. 31.

• 2:52:51Speaker 04

  31. Anyone?

• 2:52:52Speaker 06

  Anyone?

• 2:52:54Speaker 04

  One.

• 2:52:55Speaker 02

  One. They're fighting back here. They're fighting. Boys are fighting. They're fighting.

• 2:53:00Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 2:53:01Speaker 02

  We have mics back here in the fight.

• 2:53:04Speaker 02

  Remember that time we interviewed Jayden Daniels and five people?

• 2:53:11Speaker 06

  I asked him if there was too much hype going on in that season. Turns out.

• 2:53:15Speaker 02

  Why don't you shut the fuck up, Max?

• 2:53:20Speaker 02

  Get it. Get a quarterback that can play quarterback, Max. Jeffrey Simmons said that. Not me. That was a quote from Jeffrey Simmons. I would never say that.

• 2:53:28Speaker 04

  Oh, it's 15. Oh, 51. 15 would have been awesome.

• 2:53:36Speaker 02

  Uh, happy birthday to Henry Lockwood.

• 2:53:39Speaker 00

  Wow.

• 2:53:39Speaker 02

  The architect.

• 2:53:40Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:53:41Speaker 02

  Uh, happy birthday to Ryan Sandberg, R I P. Happy birthday, Serge Ibaka. Happy birthday, Christian Pulisic.

• 2:53:49Speaker 02

  Happy birthday to James Gandolfini. Happy birthday to Exhibit. Happy birthday to Ben Carson. Happy birthday to Rick Pitino. Happy birthday to Tommy Tuberville. Happy birthday to Ronaldo. Happy birthday to Lance Armstrong. There's just one ball. Happy birthday also to Will Compton. And happy birthday to Trey Young, Ice Trey, Future. And happy birthday to C J McCollum.

• 2:54:11Speaker 04

  Massive birthday weekend.

• 2:54:12Speaker 02

  Birthday weekend coming up. Yep.

• 2:54:14Speaker 04

  Shout out Henry Lockwood, the account.

• 2:54:16Speaker 02

  Henry Francis Lockwood. Yeah.

• 2:54:18Speaker 04

  Architect.

• 2:54:19Speaker 02

  Happy birthday, Hank. Love you guys.