NFL Week 2, Jayden And Caleb Go Down, The Browns Win A Game, The Chargers Are Rock Bottom + Who's Back Of The Week

Week 2 fastest 2 minutes (00:00:00-00:13:22). We then talk about every game from Sunday Vikings 9, Bears 3 (00:13:22-00:29:19) Saints 24, Ravens 17 (00:29:19-00:39:29) Bengals 20, Texans 6 (00:39:29-00:45:08) Packers 20, Jets 17 (00:45:08-00:58:47) Eagles 24, Titans 20 (00:58:47-01:11:15) Patriots 20, Steelers 3 (01:11:15-01:23:48) Panthers 34, Falcons 3 (01:23:48-01:34:37) Browns 23, Bucs 19 (01:34:37-01:46:35) Broncos 20, Jaguars 13 (01:46:35-01:58:29) Raiders 26, Chargers 14 (01:58:29-02:17:58) Seahawks 31, Cardinals 7 (02:17:58-02:20:52) Niners 35, Dolphins 13 (02:20:52-02:22:56) Cowboys 37, Commanders 20 (02:22:56-02:59:36 Chiefs 33, Colts 30 (02:59:36-03:03:54) We then finish with Who's back of the week. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Netflix. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/pardon-my-take https://barstool.link/pardon-my-take

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  On today's Part of My Take presented by DraftKings, NFL Week 2. It was quite a day. We had some insane upsets. We had some injuries. We're going to get to it all. I'm sure the sickos and perverts are loving that this show is out right now, PFT.

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  Listen, we'll get to all of it, but the one thing that I could say that could maybe cheer us up a little bit is that both our quarterbacks got hurt. We don't know the full extent to both their injuries and how long they'll be out, but neither of our teams lost to the Cleveland Browns and Deshaun Watson.

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  It's very true.

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  So Zach, like in a weird way, that could be considered worse than anything else that happened on Sunday.

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  There's pain all the way around.

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  Welcome to Part of My Take presented by DraftKings. The crown is yours. Today is Monday, September 21st, Week 2 in the NFL.

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  We start in Chicago, whereas my good friend Paul Simon once said, "Slip sliding away. The nearer the end zone, the more you slip sliding away." As the Vikings and Bears never found paid dirt on Sunday, the Vikings defense made a floor reservation in the Bears backfield all afternoon as Debbie Does Dallas Turner kept on fucking the Bears offensive line to the tune of two sack lunches. The scoring was the opposite of a blitzkrieg as Will "Third Reichardt" led the game with three field goals and nine points. Not being able to Johnny Cash in the end zone had Bears fans saying they hurt themselves today to see if they could still feel after Caleb Williams went down in the fourth and was

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  carted off the field. Sports are dumb anyway, right, Tej?

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  Very dumb boom.

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  Vikings 9, Bears 3.

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  We go to Los Angeles where the Raiders are in town to play the Chargers and Justin Herbert Hoover had his fans in a great depression screaming, "Damn, Kirkland Signature's cousins get a bulk discount on touchdowns. Will Trey Tucker Carlson help the Raiders move in the right direction?" Meanwhile, the Chargers are smashing the wide spread panic button because Herbert's putting the INT in mincing and his Ole Miss might be tiring him out too much to what to do when he's celebrating. And McCoby Dean said, "Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."

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  26, the Chargers 14. We now head to a soggy Meadowlands where memes was on the scene for the Jets and Packers.

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  In soggy MetLife, Marsha Mendez Lloyd can treat you better than Josh Jacobs can as he scores the first touchdown of the game. We skip immediately to the fourth quarter. Jets leading 17-14. The Jets would dread punting it to Sky Bree Moore as he returned it inside the 20 to set up the game time field goal. Frank the Third Reich called a shotgun run on fourth and one for Braylon Allen and the Chipmunks just to get stuffed. Aaron Glennie Balls must have hurt himself eating too much pussy in Nashville last week because he forgot how to call timeouts and how overtime rules work. In overtime, Luke getting the white Van Ness and the Packers defense gets a sack to get the ball back to Jordan Hudson Loves, Bill Belichick's big old titties to lead to Trey

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  smack that all on the floor to kick the game winning field goal to end the game. Packers 20, Jets 17.

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  Thanks, meme. We go to Foxborough where Hank is there for Steelers Patriots. In Foxborough, Trey "Theon" Greyjoy Henderson seemed to get tackled after a five yard gain, but what's said, but said, what is dead may never die as he broke a tackle, bounced out right and scampered in for a 39 yard touchdown. Fontziona, Sir Jerrance O'Connell was seen fist pumping and dry humping in the box. King of the Northern Lights and an Aurora Barar Boryagalis knocked in two field goals and Aaron Sir Rodrick Castle dropped back before getting beheaded and fumbled. Scooped up by Elijah Wood Panda who ran through

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  the fields of mortar on the way to seal the score and seal the seal the game. Fuck. House New England wins 20 to 3. Thanks Hank. In Baltimore for the Ravens home opener and a belief that new head coach Jesse "US" Minter would continue to control every quarter. And it was going that way early as Derrick Henry Kissinger bombed his way into the end zone for an early score and Lamar found Rashad Tate, man, who looked like he had been working with the special needs all weekend with how open he got. But Baltimore forgot that it's not a matter of if, but when. Everyone gets shucked over as the QB was in sync with Chris Kirkpatrick Olave in the second half as a duo continually tore up the Baltimore hearts and defense.

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  The game came down to the end, but it was Byler Shuck who came out and scored both ways with his arms and legs, handing the Ravens their first LGTBQ plus. The Saints go marching, 24 Ravens, 17. We now go to Nashville where Glennie Balls is eating all that pussy with Max.

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  Hey, save some pussy for the rest of us, Glennie.

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  God, I can't get over Glennie. We had, we head over to Nashville where Cam "Marjero" Ward said, "Hey, I'm Cam and I feel like kicking Phil E's ass today." And gave the Titans an early lead after a terrible Jayden Hurts goal line pick. But after a Saquon injury, Frank the Tank Bigsby stepped in and scored in spite of an incompetent offensive line. Jeffrey Dahmer Simmons was charged with multiple counts of murder towards the Eagles O-line and caused Jayden Hurts' second interception that set up Joey Cry Eagles Cry for a potential game winning field goal. But with tears in the stands for all the Eagles fans in town visiting Music City, Darius Rucker Cooper said, "It's alright, alright. I got all we

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  need. It's alright. We're up 3." As he snuck inside the back of the end zone to put the Eagles up for good. Eagles 24, Titans 20.

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  Thanks, Max. We now head down to Tampa where there was a hell of a rain delay and Zach. In Tampa, Chevy Chase McLaughlin goes all Sunday afternoon live from 59 yards out, splitting the uprights for three points and a Tampa Bay lead as the kicker on kicker crime continues. Andre the Giant Smythe enters with a kick from the top rope 50 yards out. Oh, brother, kick is good. To the second half, Deshaun Watson and Watson reminds the Browns fans, he's for the people with a pass to Zenzel on a train back to Boston, placing it right over his stellar lefty shoulder for a touchdown, sticking it to the Bucks for the first time this season. Deshaun White Watson isn't done yet. He double McTwist the ball to shake and Blake Whiteheart who shouts, "Help me, Jesus. Help me, Jewish

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  God. Help me, Allah. Help me, Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to score this touchdown." It worked. Touchdown Browns, Cleveland 23, Tampa Bay 19. Thanks, Zach. Out in Mile High where the Jaguars picked up where they left off to start the game as Bashul Tooten Common scored in the first half, having Broncos fans calling for their mummy. Bo Nix struggled early again during a terrible interception to Jordan is better than LeBron Lewis and the Broncos were in a dark place heading into halftime. It looked like Sean Payton Manning checked to an audible at halftime and put his nuts on the training table because Denver came out a different team in the second half with Bo. Price of the Knicks just went up, taking over the game and letting everyone in the

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  AFC West know that Bo Mars coming. That one was bad, Tej. It was Jonah Zendaya Coleman who said, "What, what are we doing?" to his Broncos teammates after scoring the go ahead touchdown and putting an end to the drama. Liam Cohen brothers found out there is still a country for old men like Coach Payton and that's Bronco country. Let's ride. Broncos 20, Jaguars 13. We finish in the Big D where Akami sought to interrupt all the big parade. Plans once again and early on C D Lamb chop skipped into the end zone, leaving commanders fans singing the song that never ends. Yes, it goes on and on. My friends,

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  the commies started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll keep singing it forever because their quarters suck as he ate up Mikey stand real still yet again, early for a touchdown. The commanders fought back behind Jayden Daniel Day Lewis taking a three 10 to you must put your elbow back in its socket again, leaving commanders fans to scream, look what they did to my boy. They massacred my boy. Blake Jalen Hall Ferguson climbed broke that mountain twice with his hands firmly grasping Prescott's balls in the end zone. Meanwhile, Brian shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot and Heiber turned Caleb Downs for what? Coming with you play after play as Terry

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  McLaurin Hill got killed softly over and over again. Everything hurts and everything sucks. Dallas 37 commies 20 and that was week two in the NFL fastest two minutes. I like that you use Johnny Cash as well. Fastest two minutes football season. It's brought to you by Chevy. Football season is here and whether you're grinding through the week or gearing up for kickoff, there's one ride that's always game ready. It's the Chevy Silverado. There's a reason Chevy's called the heartbeat of America and Silverado keeps that heartbeat strong. Whether you're towing, hauling or tailgating Silverado lets you show up strong and tackle any task with best in class,

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  standard torque, the most functional bed and the advanced tech that's football guy approved. Check out current offers on the 2026 Silverado at chevy.com. Okay. Week two in the books. We've got Chiefs Colts second half, which we'll get to at the end. Uh, that was a different than week one, I would say PFT.

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  Well, I mean, right off the bat, let's just address the elephant in the room. Why people are listening to this show. The Philadelphia Water Dogs are world champions and

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  Yes, we did it again.

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  We did it again. Best overs in sports. I was locked in.

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  Another ring.

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  Me and big cat locked in on lacrosse today.

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  There was.

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  So maybe you guys can tell me what happened in the NFL.

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  Yeah. PFT and I, I think I said to PFT, hey, it's 11 to four Water Dogs with four minutes left in the third quarter. And then PFT like 15 minutes later was like, hey, it's 12 to four Water Dogs with like eight minutes left in the fourth quarter. That was, and we did it. Well, we did it.

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  We loved it so much. I announced to the cave, we are world champions. The PLL is once again ours. And then like 25 minutes later, big cat was like, hey, the Water Dogs won the PLL.

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  Yeah, we did it.

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  So we like, we celebrated, we got to celebrate twice today.

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  Double.

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  That's how much it meant to us. Best orders in sports.

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  Yeah, it was great. All right.

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  14 to four suck my dick Denver.

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  Uh, all right. No, people are listening for, for two games specifically. We'll do, we'll bookend them. So, cause we obviously go in chronological logical order. So we'll start with the Vikings and Bears and then we'll end with the commanders and Cowboys. Vikings nine, Bears three. The big story obviously is Caleb Williams getting hurt. I don't know what extent the injury extent has gone from like, when he first went down, it was like, oh my God, he just tore his Achilles because we were all watching it together. And at first it looked like he maybe got like swiped. Uh, and that was maybe an ankle sprain. But then when they showed the replay, it's like, nope, he didn't get touched. So it's non-contact, which is obviously the two worst words you can have when it comes to an injury.

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  So initially I was like ankle or Achilles. Now it seems like hamstring. The extent of the hamstring, we don't know. He was walking without a boot in the locker room with a limp. I don't know. It sucked, but it's so weird to watch an injury like that and be like, okay, it's just a hamstring. You know what I mean? Like, because, because

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  Thankfully just a hamstring.

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  Yeah, you have the worst in your mind. And then when you gets, it gets upgraded to just a hamstring. You're like, okay, we can handle a hamstring.

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  The nice thing about a hamstring is it's not going to, it will not affect anything outside of the self-contained season.

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  Yeah, I, I'm, I'm assuming he's going to be out for four to six weeks. That's my mental assumption that I've braced myself with anything more. Obviously it will suck a lot, but it also doesn't suck as bad as an Achilles where Achilles, you're thinking like, he might not be the same player again. Uh, as for this game, the Bears were dog shit. Absolutely. One of the worst games. Well, actually the worst game since like the first two weeks of last season that Ben Johnson has coached in, uh, for the Bears. They were just bad all around penalties, offensive line, miscommunication. Caleb didn't look sharp. The, the weather, obviously a factor, but you can't blame it all on the weather because it was just a, like a joke of an operation through and through

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  guys dropping balls, guys missing blocks. Uh, just a really, really bad game. Fumble at the goal line. Like there's, I actually think in this is going to sound like, uh, people are going to be like, oh, you're coping here. I, if Caleb doesn't get hurt, the Bears might win that game because I do think he would have scored on that play, but still they didn't deserve to win that game because they played awful and the Vikings defense did a lot more. And Brian Flores is an absolute maniac and blitzed the fuck out of, uh, the Bears and kind of right now, like through three games, I think the Bears are one and two against Brian from Ben Johnson's one and two as a head coach against Brian Flores, but Brian Flores has gotten the better of, of, of the Bears offense when he goes up against them. And it was just, they had, the Vikings defense had two turnovers, 10 QB hits,

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  seven pass breakups. They were everywhere. Carson Wentz did just enough. He threw, he, he threw one should have been Carson Wentz, what the fuck are you doing? Pass in the first quarter that Devin Bush just couldn't hold on to. And then after that he played, played clean football and it's like, they just, the Vikings were the better team and you can't like, obviously the game shifted at the end where it's like, I hope Caleb's okay, but it shouldn't minimize the fact that the, if you were looking for cold water for this bear season, it just got dumped on us because whatever happened last week was incredible and it was totally different this week. So hopefully it's a motivator because I'm, I, it's a week to week league and I'm not like, oh my God, the Bears are

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  in big trouble outside of the injury. This was a bad game. A really bad game. Really disappointing.

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  The silver lining is the Bears are still averaging over 30 points a game.

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  Yes, that's true.

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  Which is pretty crazy.

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  That's true.

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  You had a big three today. Um, the Vikings, they are, they become the first team in NFL history to win four straight games with four starting quarterbacks. Woo. Four different starting quarterbacks. So it goes back to Brosmer, nine, Kyler Murray, Carson Wentz.

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  Damn.

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  No team has ever done that in the history of the league. That is like, that is maybe the, the best stat that K O C could ever come up for, uh, for himself.

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  Yeah.

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  And how he likes to deal with his quarterbacks. That's kind of cool that they were able to do this. This had nothing to do with the quarterback, obviously. The way that they won is more about, I would say it's more about the elements and more about Brian Flores being a mad scientist.

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  I will say though.

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  Kind of a pervert. Probably if we're even honest, Brian Flores is kind of a pervert.

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  Yeah, he is, but we, we, we make, we joke about Carson Wentz. Carson Wentz played like to the weather and the situation where it's like, don't, don't give, like, this is going to be a low scoring game. Don't give the other team of really bad turnover in an inopportune time. And he didn't like he, he played clean that like that. And the, the turnover, like the Bears had 14 plays in the red zone. The Vikings had one and they, and the Bears lost nine to three. That's just disgusting.

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  Yeah. It was a gross game.

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  It was just disgusting game to watch.

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  It was a classic gross game. It was, uh, not, not pleasant to watch. I'm glad that Caleb's not badly hurt. I can, can I, can I tell you my experience with the hamstring?

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  Sure.

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  So an elite athlete such as myself.

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  Yes.

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  Uh, I had the grade two slash grade three back when we went down to see Belichick.

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  I also had that injury last year, but yes.

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  You had the grade two?

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  Yeah, the grade two. Yeah.

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  Okay. So I, I then tried to kick a field goal about four weeks later. Did not work at LSU. Mine was about eight weeks until I could jog.

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  With, with no rehab.

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  But mine was, you know, my rehab was kind of like, uh,

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  You got into stretching.

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  It's yoga for like a week.

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  How much physical therapy did you do?

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  I, I Googled hamstring stretches a couple of times, actually. Um, I did do some stretches. Uh, I'd say three times.

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  Yeah. When I did it last year, I did one week of physical therapy and I was like, okay, I got it. I got the gist.

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  Yeah, I get it. I get it. Now my, I, I still have a, a ball of muscle that I can feel behind my, uh, my left hamstring. So you don't want that from Caleb. You want him to actually take it seriously. I, he'll be fine. I think he'll be okay long-term. It was scary more than anything.

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  Yeah, it was scary. And, and it also, it sucks because I mean hamstring is one of those injuries. You don't want it to become something more where it's like, I mean, you think of like Tyrese Halliburton or someone, you know, like where you get a hamstring injury, you could rush back, then you get hurt more. So I think they have to be very cautious about it. You hope that Tyson Bajent can tread water. Uh, but more than anything, I was just like, I want, like, if Caleb doesn't get injured in this game, I still would be like, that was just a horrendous, horrendous Bears football game. Like one of the worst in, like I said, in over a year and all the, all the good vibes, they're not going away. Like I still believe in this team. I obviously believe in Ben Johnson. That's not changing over one game, but it's, it was, he's going to hopefully be able to use this

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  to be like, hey, we ain't, we aren't, we aren't shit right now.

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  Could be a good thing.

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  Like we're, we're not like, that was a bad game. The eight penalties, 58 yards. We had a couple of times where just penalties over and over. Bradbury at center is a problem. Like the Drew Dahlman retiring situation is like, that's starting to feel like a, ooh, this might not be the same exact offensive line. Deandre Swift's fumble, which I, that just sucked at the one yard line. It just was a, it was a game that you want to forget for many, many reasons. And the Bears playing like crap was a big part of that.

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  Yeah. Uh, how are you, how are you feeling now on the idea of building a dome? Cause I watched this game.

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  Yeah.

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  And, and if you've watched the Bears for a long time, you probably have a different perspective than if you have only really paid close attention to the Bears recently.

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  Yeah.

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  But the Bears recently, yes, there's bear weather and in the playoffs.

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  Yeah.

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  They had, they used the weather to their advantage, but. For the most part, it's been a bear weather city, but they just lose a lot of ugly games.

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  Right. Well, it's always, yeah, it's been the defenses. You can win those games with defense. We don't have the defense this year.

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  Right.

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  I don't, listen, they, they, they've decided they need a new stadium. I, I wish they wouldn't go to move out of Soldier Field. Yeah, Dome would have fixed today. It was, it was a gross game. It was, it was clearly like you just couldn't, and I don't know where Colson Loveland is. I love Colson Loveland. He is not, we haven't seen him through two games and he, this is supposed to be like his breakout year where, you know, he builds on what he was the best position player for the Bears.

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  Slow start last year though.

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  Yeah, true, but you think like, you'd hope you hit the ground running. I don't know. This game, I don't know how much you can take away from like, offense, like the offense just wasn't ever going to get started for either team this game, but it's still, it, it's, it's less about like the weather. It's more the penalties, the, the forced errors, the bad blocking, like it just, it was ugly. Looked like a team that, that maybe was feeling themselves a little bit.

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  Yeah. That's what I'm saying. This might be a good thing. Like, like Ben Johnson, he is.

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  Oh, he's gonna fucking kill him.

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  Coaches kind of love this shit. Like, like going out there laying an absolute egg after you look like world beaters in, in week one. They, they secretly get off to that type of stuff.

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  And like, it was, it was a double gut punch because it was the Caleb injury, but then it's like the Bears had a chance to win this game with Tyson Bajin at the end. Like in, and that was such a winnable game and the Deandre Swift fumbled. You just keep going back to that in my head. And like I said, Caleb getting hurt on that play, I think he scores a touchdown there if he doesn't get hurt. Because that's usually right where he would score a touchdown and be faster than everyone. But I tip my cap to Brian Flores. He's a fucking maniac. I do have one weird, like, are these guys just secretly linked forever? Situation with Alex Bregman, which I could have used for my who's back because so Bregman, wow.

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  So if you remember, uh, when Bregman signed with the Cubs, it was in the middle of the Packers Bears playoff game. So like happened, I was in the stands and it's like Caleb made that fourth and eighth throw and it's like, oh shit. Like we get the alert from Jeff passing, Bregman signs with the Cubs. So it's like, the vibes couldn't be higher. Today Caleb gets hurt and Bregman gets hit with a ball while in the on deck circle. Looks like he broke. I mean, he's got a shoe, he can't see out of his eye. Couldn't be worse. The fact that both those guys get hurt at the exact same time. And Bregman gets hurt seven days before the playoffs start. It was a bad day. It was a bad day. It was a bad day overall. Yeah. That's a hell of an injury.

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  You're, yeah, it's disgusting.

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  Really bad. Can you see like the stitch from the baseball on that?

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  I don't know, but it's just like, and Bregman's the man and he's been the, he has been the second best player for the Cubs. Since the All-Star break, he's been absolutely incredible.

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  Also the clips of him and the boys when they won the horse race, like all, all time, all time, all time.

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  Right. So yeah. What were you gonna say, Hank?

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  The way Caleb Williams came off the field, it looked like he might've been like crying when he was on the cart.

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  Yeah.

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  The way it was no contact, like your mood has changed considerably since that happened because it seems like the, the way he was walking in the locker room. It seems like he's going to be fine, which is crazy because just the way he was, you know, he had, he was like blocking the tears from coming down his eyes. He was, couldn't walk.

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  I thought he was, I thought he tore his Achilles.

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  Yeah.

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  I thought he tore his Achilles. So yes, it has changed. I was, I didn't talk in the cave for about an hour there. And then as slowly the things started trickling in where it was like, hey, he's walking, he's got a limp. I, you know.

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  Also Hank was rooting for the Vikings.

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  Yeah, he was. That's fine. Yeah, he was. He had the hunger dog. Hunger dog came close. What? Max?

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  I didn't say anything.

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  Oh, you leaned in like you were going to talk.

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  Yeah. It's just deja vu. It's just all over again.

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  Listen, what happens in the cave happens in the cave.

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  Yeah.

• 25:37Speaker 00

  It's happens, tempers flare in the cave.

• 25:39Speaker 05

  And then you walk, then you step out. It's.

• 25:41Speaker 00

  Hank and I've talked, we just, we just won a bet together of 30 minutes ago.

• 25:46Speaker 03

  It's not personal.

• 25:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, we're back.

• 25:51Speaker 00

  We're back.

• 25:52Speaker 04

  I know. I, I, I never, I never said we weren't.

• 25:55Speaker 00

  I, I, I removed it from my memory as soon as I walked out of the cave.

• 25:58Speaker 03

  It is very funny how like a hamstring is not a good injury. Like we said, he might be out a month, maybe two months. Maybe it's only just a couple of weeks. Maybe it's a, a very mild one and he just was like caught off guard by it and it caught. And he was afraid that it was something more serious, but it's very weird how like an injury that, um, you know, ultimately it could cost him, you know, five games this season.

• 26:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  But you're, you're so relieved. You're like, okay, this could, that's actually the best thing that he could have done is like, you know, uh, under promise, over deliver when it comes to his soft tissues.

• 26:29Speaker 00

  Yeah. And, and they are in like an Achilles injury. It does. I, I know that it ever, injuries are different than they used to be. And the fact that guys can come back from pretty much every injury. But an Achilles injury for a guy with the athleticism of Caleb would have probably zapped something from him going forward. That he would never be exactly the same guy. So that was the fear where it wasn't, the fear wasn't this season. It was next season in the future and all that shit. So that is part of why I got relieved. Uh, I was relieved there. But, uh, yeah, anything, I mean, the, the Vikings are a problem. They're two and O. They're two, everyone else in the, in the NFC North is one and one.

• 27:09Speaker 00

  Their defense looks awesome. I don't know what their quarterback situation is, uh, because I know Kyler's maybe going to come back in a couple of weeks. From the limited time we saw Kyler, I don't know if that's a good or bad thing.

• 27:22Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 27:23Speaker 00

  But their defense can keep them in every single game. They were, I mean, the last.

• 27:27Speaker 03

  And the running game too.

• 27:28Speaker 00

  Yeah. I think the last five quarters, they've given up three points.

• 27:31Speaker 03

  Yeah. The, the defense is looking good. And then the, the running game does look efficient.

• 27:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:36Speaker 03

  It looks like it, it can win you. Like that's actually what, what they like to do on offense is if you, if you had to draw it up, have a very efficient ground game. Don't ask your quarterback to be awesome. That's kind of like his secret sauce is like, he doesn't, he didn't ask Sam Darnold to be like the best quarterback in the entire NFL.

• 27:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 27:53Speaker 03

  When he was winning games for the Vikings. So don't ask him to, to do too much. And I think that Kyler, I don't know. I, I'm optimistic at, at what Kyler can do in that system.

• 28:02Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. Uh, anything else? I mean, oh, they're showing the AI memes from the AI Kyler.

• 28:07Speaker 05

  No, I was just looking at, I was just looking for a Kyler update and then that showed up. So it was funny.

• 28:13Speaker 03

  Then you got the Eagles. You got the Birds next.

• 28:15Speaker 00

  Yeah. I kind of took a little bit of the buzz out of the Monday night, big Monday football matchup. Uh.

• 28:21Speaker 05

  Still buzz. Yeah. Tyson Bajin's a good quarterback.

• 28:25Speaker 03

  Secret Bajin man. He's, he's good.

• 28:27Speaker 00

  Tyson Bajin will be able to run the offense. Tyson Bajin does not have the arm strength that Caleb has. That's obviously, uh, uh, no duh. But he's, he's limited in that respect, but yeah, I, I expect him, it, the thing that sucks is like Tyson Bajin in, I think is going to work fine in Ben Johnson's offense. We still have a bad defense. So like the, in terms of the ceiling of what you need to do with a bad defense, you need to have explosive plays and big plays and all this stuff. It might be a little bit harder to do with Tyson Bajin.

• 28:57Speaker 05

  Thing about the Eagles offensive line right now is that it does not matter if you have a good defense or not, you will get pressure on.

• 29:04Speaker 00

  I know. Yeah. I just think that Tyson Bajin would, would pair perfectly with a really good defensive team, if that makes sense.

• 29:11Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 29:11Speaker 00

  I don't know if he's going to be paired perfectly in a shootout, but we, we'll see. I think if he can, if he can go 500 and, and however long that Caleb is out, that would be awesome. And just have a chance, you know, down the stretch to play some, some good football. It's not, I'm, I'm taking the optimistic route here. Tomorrow could be different if we get different news and it's like, people are talking about Dak Prescott and how he's, you know, the tendon tore off and he had to get surgery and was out for the season and all that shit. So.

• 29:39Speaker 03

  I don't think, I don't think it's going to be that bad. Yeah. I think if anything, it would probably be better than even we think. Like he was walking on it.

• 29:46Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 29:46Speaker 03

  After the game. Yeah. And you, you wouldn't be able to walk on it like that if it was completely torn grade three.

• 29:52Speaker 00

  I'd hope so. I'm also not a doctor. I just hope that all the doctors just, just give us good news. That's all. Yeah. Walking with in good spirits, very light limp. Nothing around the leg in question.

• 30:05Speaker 03

  Okay. So he might be okay.

• 30:06Speaker 05

  Yeah. He'll be all right.

• 30:07Speaker 00

  Okay. Um, next game.

• 30:11Speaker 00

  Saints 24 Ravens 17. Shuck.

• 30:14Speaker 03

  They got shocked. They got shocked big time. There's some about Shuck is a, uh, he's the new Mr. Fourth quarter.

• 30:20Speaker 00

  He's so good.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  They're never out of it.

• 30:22Speaker 00

  They're never out of it. It looked like the Ravens were gonna walk here, here. So we'll talk about Tyler Shuck and the Saints because I am like excited about watching Tyler Shuck and the Saints play football. They're, they're very fun. Chris Alave has been incredible. If you're a Ravens fan, this looked all too familiar, which has to really suck because you have Jesse Minter. You have a new system. John Harbaugh is gone. Everything's gonna change. That was a John Harbaugh loss.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 30:53Speaker 00

  So.

• 30:53Speaker 03

  It was exactly like what they've been through.

• 30:55Speaker 00

  It was. So the Ravens from 2020 to 2025 led the NFL with 14 losses when leading by 10 plus points. John Harbaugh, that was like the end of John Harbaugh. It was like, we just blow these leads. Jesse Minter has coached two games in the NFL. He's already got one. He's already got one where he's been up by, uh, uh, 10 plus points and lost the game. And on top of that, we had a Harbaugh special of Derrick Henry having 11 rushes for 51 yards and a touchdown in the first half, and then getting five more carries in the second half for 17 total yards when the Ravens had a lead. So I don't really understand that, except for they got shocked.

• 31:35Speaker 03

  They got shocked big time, big time. And credit to, uh, to the Saints for doing the right thing. And in the fourth quarter, going for it on fourth down on the goal line.

• 31:43Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 31:44Speaker 03

  Because they, a lot of other teams would put that like, especially if you have a, a youngish quarterback, you're like, let's just take the lead on the road.

• 31:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 31:51Speaker 03

  And see if our defense can do something. Um, they, they went.

• 31:54Speaker 00

  He got shocked out like, like fucked up. He got.

• 31:57Speaker 03

  He got like.

• 31:58Speaker 00

  Absolutely hammered on those.

• 31:59Speaker 03

  Maybe a gain of two inches on the second one, and maybe a gain of two inches on the first one. We can never know because there's too many bodies around there. Uh, so you, there was no, uh, clear and obvious reason to overturn it. Butterworth weighed in on that one. We had Mark Butterworth poke his head out of the syrup or whatever. And he was like, we exhausted all the angles, could not prove clear and obvious that he did not break the plane of the goal line. So it was one of those things where there's too many bodies. It looked like he got in, but it was the right call by, by Kellen Moore to do that. I liked the guts that he showed. I liked the faith that he's got in Shuck to only 252 yards, but heavy in the fourth quarter.

• 32:34Speaker 00

  Heavy in the fourth quarter.

• 32:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:35Speaker 00

  Chris Alave is a stud. He has, uh, 18 catches for 266 yards through the first two games. It's clear that they're like, you know, as a tandem, work so well together. Also, we had Kellen Moore. He gave out six game balls.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 32:52Speaker 00

  So Tyler Shuck, Chase Young, Julian Blackman, Pete Werner, Chris Alave, and, uh, Carl Granderson all got game balls. It's a nice, nice six game balls.

• 33:01Speaker 03

  I think he could have given out more.

• 33:02Speaker 00

  I do too.

• 33:03Speaker 03

  I really do. I think Butterworth, I think Butterworth gets a game.

• 33:07Speaker 00

  Butterworth could have definitely gotten a game ball.

• 33:08Speaker 03

  Hand him one. Um, six is actually kinda like, that's too normal for me.

• 33:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 33:14Speaker 03

  I think you can step it up next time, Kellen.

• 33:15Speaker 00

  This also, it felt like, and Chris Alave said this after the game, the Saints, he, he said, I feel like since I've been here, we haven't beaten a good team. This is huge for us because remember last year, they, they, they got some momentum at the end of the year, but they also were playing a lot of the NFC South and it wasn't like, this is a Super Bowl, like, you know, Super Bowl hopeful team in the Baltimore Ravens. They went into their house, they got punched in the mouth and they were responded and, and won this game. And Shuck made a little Ravens fan cry. Like that's, that made a little kid cry on TV. That's when you know you got it.

• 33:52Speaker 03

  This poor kid, he was probably like nine years old and man, he is, he is crying.

• 33:57Speaker 00

  He's crying.

• 33:58Speaker 03

  He's crying so hard.

• 33:59Speaker 00

  Listen, but everyone gets shocked up eventually.

• 34:01Speaker 03

  It's, it's better you find out right now.

• 34:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 34:04Speaker 03

  Like if you got kids in the car, maybe cover their ears or, or maybe it's time for them to know, like they're gonna get shocked one day.

• 34:10Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 34:11Speaker 03

  And that's okay.

• 34:12Speaker 05

  Shuck MVP odds.

• 34:15Speaker 00

  Oh man, you're thinking crazy, but I like it.

• 34:18Speaker 05

  Juicy. That's all I got. I just, I, I just did a little sprinkle.

• 34:22Speaker 03

  You know what this is leading to, Max?

• 34:26Speaker 00

  It's leading to Shuck, if Shuck won the MVP.

• 34:30Speaker 03

  This is leading.

• 34:31Speaker 00

  Everyone who listens to this podcast will hate us forever. Cause all we, like if he gets into a place where he could even be in the conversation, we will be.

• 34:38Speaker 05

  He's in the conversation.

• 34:39Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 34:40Speaker 00

  Well, it's true.

• 34:41Speaker 03

  You're putting the conversation out there. I can, I can smell the world where it's, uh, the Saints against the Eagles, first round playoffs.

• 34:49Speaker 05

  I can't have that.

• 34:50Speaker 03

  And, and you might get shocked.

• 34:51Speaker 00

  He has the, uh, most passing yards to start a Saints season through two games since 2009 Drew Brees. 669 was Drew Brees, 2009. Tyler Shuck has 662 passing yards through two games. He's the best. He's fucking, he just throws a catchable ball. He throws a catchable ball. And I, I, uh, I saw that he, he said that, uh, Anthony Weaver, uh, the defensive coordinator for the Ravens called him poor man's Josh Allen.

• 35:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 35:19Speaker 00

  Apparently everyone in the Saints facility was just calling him poor man the whole week. So they heard that and he delivered.

• 35:25Speaker 03

  Like Josh Allen is rich as shit. A poor man's Josh Allen is still like pretty wealthy. I guess like rookie season, second year Josh Allen before he got paid. That's a pretty good quarterback.

• 35:36Speaker 00

  I mean, Tyler, I'm looking up how much Tyler Shuck has gotten paid. I mean, he's the greatest deal in, in, in NFL history.

• 35:43Speaker 03

  He's a bargain right now. Yeah.

• 35:44Speaker 00

  He's, he right now is getting paid 1.3 million dollars this year.

• 35:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, pretty good.

• 35:50Speaker 00

  That's pretty damn good.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  I mean, they, they, they very easily could have beaten the Lions week one.

• 35:55Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 35:55Speaker 03

  We could be staring a, a, a two and O Saints team in the face.

• 35:58Speaker 00

  Saints fans should be pumped because it's also like the NFC South, we know it's, it's not the hardest division. So there is no team that you're looking at like that team's the best in the division easily. So Saints can, why not dream big?

• 36:13Speaker 03

  So.

• 36:14Speaker 00

  Oh, and they have the, uh, well, I guess they have the two and O Raiders coming up and then the Falcons.

• 36:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:21Speaker 00

  They can win both those games.

• 36:22Speaker 03

  You know, I'm a.

• 36:23Speaker 05

  Shuck's leading the league in passing right now.

• 36:24Speaker 00

  I know.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 36:25Speaker 03

  He's good.

• 36:26Speaker 00

  He's really good.

• 36:27Speaker 03

  That's why he's probably gonna play against the Birds in the playoffs.

• 36:30Speaker 05

  That's, we don't know that, but MVP.

• 36:34Speaker 03

  We don't know that.

• 36:38Speaker 05

  We don't know that either. There's a lot of things that we don't know. There's a lot of things that we don't know. We're just having a conversation.

• 36:42Speaker 03

  We're just speculating. We're using our imagination.

• 36:44Speaker 05

  This is a national sports podcast. You gotta talk about all those teams.

• 36:46Speaker 03

  Yeah. Um, BK, you know that, um, in the teams that I root for, I'm a bit of a loser. Uh, maybe one of the biggest, Hank, you don't have to nod that hard. I mean, I'm, I'm the one that's saying it.

• 36:56Speaker 04

  I'm nodding in agreement.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  All right, that's fine.

• 36:58Speaker 00

  Hank, are you slotted?

• 37:00Speaker 04

  Slotted.

• 37:01Speaker 03

  Dialed?

• 37:01Speaker 00

  Nice.

• 37:02Speaker 04

  Stay dialed.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  What's the difference between dialed and slotted?

• 37:07Speaker 00

  Slotted is when you put your arms closer to your body?

• 37:09Speaker 04

  Yeah, slotted's position dialed is a state of mind.

• 37:11Speaker 00

  Got it.

• 37:12Speaker 04

  Actually, they're both states of mind.

• 37:13Speaker 00

  What about Max? Is he locked in?

• 37:14Speaker 04

  Never.

• 37:15Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 37:16Speaker 05

  I'm pretty locked in today.

• 37:17Speaker 04

  Been more locked in today though. He's not having a bad day.

• 37:19Speaker 00

  He's a little locked in.

• 37:20Speaker 04

  Yeah. Um, what are the? He was like watching the AI Kyler Murray videos for like an hour, but.

• 37:24Speaker 05

  Well, that wasn't an hour. I watched the video one time. It was funny.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  They are cute. Yeah.

• 37:28Speaker 05

  I.

• 37:28Speaker 03

  They also made him fat, which I, I don't know why they made him fat.

• 37:31Speaker 05

  He's not fat.

• 37:31Speaker 03

  He's just.

• 37:32Speaker 05

  But he did look funnier. He looked like a, he looked like a fat, like a fat baby.

• 37:36Speaker 03

  He looks like a little purple nurple.

• 37:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was funny. I was, I was, I was actually locked in because you were talking about Kyler. I was like, oh yeah, let me look for Kyler update. Then I got a little distracted by the AI video.

• 37:45Speaker 00

  Also, I gotta unlock real quick because I just forgot to mention something because I mentioned Hank's hat, uh, PFT. I did wear this shirt today that you got me because I was like, what if it's just a lucky shirt? It's not. So I probably never.

• 37:57Speaker 03

  Yeah, burn it, burn it.

• 37:58Speaker 00

  Yeah. He gave me the, the Ben Johnson giving the middle finger, Caleb, uh, Williams smoking a cigarette. And I was like, I gotta, I gotta run it back.

• 38:04Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:05Speaker 00

  Gone.

• 38:05Speaker 03

  Hank still has yet to wear the Stone Cold Steve Austin Patriots jersey I got him.

• 38:09Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 38:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 38:10Speaker 00

  That's crazy.

• 38:11Speaker 04

  Being a commander's giver.

• 38:14Speaker 00

  He took it back?

• 38:15Speaker 04

  He's crazy. He's like, yeah, you're like.

• 38:17Speaker 03

  What?

• 38:18Speaker 04

  You don't give a present and then like demand that they wear it.

• 38:21Speaker 00

  You're right.

• 38:22Speaker 03

  It's a nice thing to wear.

• 38:23Speaker 00

  It's a nice thing to do.

• 38:24Speaker 04

  I will wear it eventually.

• 38:25Speaker 00

  Okay. I don't know if you will.

• 38:27Speaker 04

  I will.

• 38:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 38:28Speaker 03

  I doubt it.

• 38:29Speaker 00

  All right. What were you gonna say, PFT?

• 38:30Speaker 03

  Yeah. One of the biggest loser things that I do is I, I get very, very into rooting for guys that were on my team that then left and I'm like happy to see them succeed other places. Almost as happy as I get when anything good happens to my team.

• 38:45Speaker 05

  Insane losers and stuff.

• 38:47Speaker 03

  What?

• 38:48Speaker 05

  That's insane.

• 38:48Speaker 03

  I know. I know. I know. Max, listen, I'm admitting it. We're, we're, it's a, an open space for us to share our thoughts, right?

• 38:54Speaker 00

  You're, you're just describing like the last seven years of Kyle Schwaber for me.

• 38:59Speaker 03

  Right. Exactly. Yes. It's, it's like ultimate cuck behavior when it comes, it's, uh, sports cucking. I kinda like sitting in the chair and being like, it's good to see Chase Young happy and it's good to see him play.

• 39:11Speaker 00

  He was great.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  Chase Young has been legitimately awesome for like the last, I'd say year, um, starting like halfway through last season. He's a really fucking good defensive player right now in the league.

• 39:23Speaker 00

  And the Saints did a really good job like of, of kinda, especially in the second half. Like, I mean, it goes back to them not, the Ravens not running the ball. Like Lamar didn't look like he was, you know, as comfortable. Rashad Bateman played very well. We should say that. Rashad Bateman was, uh, we've been asking who's gonna be, who's Zay Flowers heard, who's gonna be the Ravens receiver? Rashad Bateman was very good. But yeah, that was, that was just the Saints, man. They're good. They're good.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  All right. Wait, they're good, but are the Saints for real?

• 39:55Speaker 03

  And there's a difference.

• 39:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, I gotta see, I gotta, I gotta see this, uh, next week is gonna be, is gonna be big.

• 40:02Speaker 03

  I think the Saints might be for real.

• 40:05Speaker 03

  I think they're, I think they're a very well coached team.

• 40:06Speaker 00

  They gotta beat the Raiders at home. Cause the Raiders are two and oh.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  That's what a for real team does. They, they take care of business.

• 40:13Speaker 00

  Right.

• 40:13Speaker 03

  You gotta take care of business.

• 40:14Speaker 00

  You got a big win. You're talking about the big win. Now take care of business after that.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 40:18Speaker 00

  Then you, then you get to the for real category. Okay. Next game Bengals 20 Texans six. Uh, the Bengals defense, that might be for real because this was a game, remember week one, we talked about, hey, if you're Texans fan, how are you going, how are you feeling about this loss to the Bills? And, and we came to the conclusion that as much as it sucks to lose CJ Stroud and the offense looked a lot better. This week, back to what was happening at the end of last year, because the Bengals defense was awesome today. They held the Texans to five for 21 on third and fourth down. Woody Marks and David Montgomery had 14 carries for 18 yards. They had a 43.5 pressure rate.

• 41:00Speaker 00

  That Bengals defense, they, they, there was the first time they didn't allow a touchdown in a game since week three of 2022. And you could hear it like in the post game, you know, talk, Jamar Chase and then we're talking about like, we're feeding off this defense. It's, it's, it's gotta be awesome to have a defense. Finally, for the first time in a long time, the Bengals have a defense that it feels like, hey, we can win games even when we don't have our best nights, which Joe Burrow even said, he said, I was average today.

• 41:27Speaker 03

  He said incredibly average.

• 41:29Speaker 00

  Incredibly average.

• 41:30Speaker 03

  Incredibly average. And it must be nice to be incredibly average. And then if you're the, the Bengals, be able to win by more than just like the skin of your teeth.

• 41:37Speaker 00

  Yeah, the Bengals only had 12 first downs this game. They had Jamar Chase have an incredible, that catch and the body control he made. It, it was just, it's like insane to watch in real time in slow mo. He's just, he's so damn good.

• 41:52Speaker 03

  He's out of a slump.

• 41:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 41:54Speaker 03

  His one week slump.

• 41:55Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah. He had two touchdowns.

• 41:56Speaker 03

  He was incredible. I, I thought CJ Stroud looked pretty good today.

• 41:59Speaker 00

  Well, they also, we should say no Nico Collins is a big deal.

• 42:02Speaker 03

  Right.

• 42:02Speaker 00

  That's a big, big deal for the Texans offense.

• 42:04Speaker 03

  Right. But I, I think CJ Stroud didn't look bad today. I, he was not the reason why they lost.

• 42:09Speaker 00

  No, they're just, their offense didn't, their, their offense couldn't score points. Like that was, I, I, it's not that he was like so bad. He wasn't, you know, the, the playoff game against the Patriots bad, but they just couldn't, they couldn't manufacture points in a game when their defense played good, good enough that you should be able to win that.

• 42:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is the, uh, I believe third time out of four years that the Texans start owing to under D'Amico Ryan's.

• 42:33Speaker 00

  Made the playoffs every time.

• 42:34Speaker 03

  Which they, they usually bounce back from that. And so some people are saying, hey, the Texans, they're owned to. I've heard that before somewhere and I feel like that's usually a time when big cat would make them his pinky team.

• 42:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 42:47Speaker 03

  I think just a lot of people are saying that.

• 42:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, not my pinky team. I have my pinky team. People are gonna be so mad about my pinky team, but I don't care. Because the goal is to not lose my pinky.

• 42:56Speaker 03

  I think I know.

• 42:57Speaker 00

  I think people should, the, when I say my pinky team, people are like, hey, you coward. We want to see you cut off your, but no, I don't, I'm picking a team. I don't think can win the Superbowl. I think the Texans can still win the Superbowl. They have to play a lot better. Yeah. In a world where, uh, Tank Dell comes back, Nico Collins stays healthy. CJ Stroud plays like he played his rookie year. They could win the Superbowl.

• 43:20Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm just trying to think who it's gonna be.

• 43:23Speaker 00

  I mean, listen, they lost, they're owing to, and I get it, own two sucks. They lost to two teams that I think are very good in the Bengals and the Bills. And I think this was more about the Bengals being like, we, that wasn't a fluke week one. We have a good defense now. We've finally done the things that we need for, uh, you know, Dexter Lawrence and Jonathan Allen, like they have a good defense. So Al Golden is a good defensive coordinator. They, it feels like they've got it figured out. And I know it's a long season, but when you have Joe Burrow and you have a good defense, this is what got them to the, to the Superbowl last time where it's like, they can make enough plays on defense and Joe Burrow and Jamar Chase can make enough plays on offense that you can win a game.

• 44:03Speaker 03

  I would like them to, uh, to run the ball to like, show that they can just get like super, super physical with the running game.

• 44:10Speaker 00

  I chased Ron on a nice day.

• 44:11Speaker 03

  Nice, nice day. But I think that's the next step for him. It's like, if, if Joe Burrow can be incredibly average and the, the running game can like elevate the team to the next level.

• 44:20Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:20Speaker 03

  Then I might, I might believe in the Bengals to do some serious damage.

• 44:24Speaker 00

  I, I'm, I'm buying the Bengals stock. Hank, you worried about the Bengals?

• 44:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. Good team.

• 44:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 44:30Speaker 03

  It's a team. Is the Chargers?

• 44:34Speaker 00

  I'll tell you when we get there. When we get to the team, when we get to the team, I'll tell you.

• 44:40Speaker 00

  They're not winning the Superbowl though. I'm, I've never been more confident in my pinky sting on my finger, on my hand. Then, then this year, I didn't want, the Texans also, they, I, they make the playoffs every time I do the pinky.

• 44:51Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:52Speaker 00

  Like they're just, they're gonna make the playoffs this year. They're gonna find a way to make the playoffs.

• 44:55Speaker 03

  They'll figure it out.

• 44:56Speaker 00

  They'll figure it out. They always do. Who do they have coming up?

• 44:59Speaker 03

  So there, uh, let's see, the schedule is the Colts at the Colts.

• 45:04Speaker 00

  All right. So they win that game, they're back.

• 45:05Speaker 03

  Then the Cowboys at the Titans, Jaguars, Giants, Chargers, Browns. Yeah, they'll be back.

• 45:11Speaker 00

  They gotta win their, their, their division.

• 45:13Speaker 03

  Texans, I think will be okay.

• 45:14Speaker 00

  I do too. Bengals, good, good team.

• 45:18Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 45:18Speaker 00

  That, that is showing that they're different than the Bengals of last year and what we saw last year. And then like, Joe Burrow, I love, Joe Burrow does do a good job of like, whatever. He, he just comes out and says it like, I'm, I wasn't good. He, I feel like that happens a lot. Now, Joe Burrow's gotta stay healthy. The fact that he was already questionable this week with a back injury scares me a little.

• 45:39Speaker 03

  So what was up with his back? Was it like spasming?

• 45:41Speaker 00

  Doctor said he needs a backiatomy.

• 45:43Speaker 03

  Backiatomy, get a back replacement.

• 45:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 45:45Speaker 03

  One of those. Maybe start wearing shirts that, that have backs on them, Joe.

• 45:50Speaker 00

  That'd be nice.

• 45:50Speaker 03

  Maybe less chain mail.

• 45:51Speaker 00

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• 48:09Speaker 00

  How did the Jets lose that game?

• 48:11Speaker 02

  Just an extremely disappointing loss. Extremely. Like so, like, I'm not mad. I'm, I'm, I'm disappointed.

• 48:18Speaker 03

  That's, that's worse.

• 48:20Speaker 00

  That is worse to be disappointed than, actually no, that might be better because that means that you expected to win.

• 48:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, they should, they should have won that game. I should be sitting here two and oh.

• 48:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 48:30Speaker 02

  On a high horse, but instead we're just one of one because we're still the Jets.

• 48:34Speaker 03

  I think, can I make a suggestion?

• 48:36Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 48:36Speaker 03

  I think you should be mad.

• 48:39Speaker 03

  I think you should be, I

• 48:40Speaker 02

  I am mad. It's just the expression. It sounds better the other way.

• 48:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, but I think you should be very mad at your coach.

• 48:48Speaker 02

  Which one?

• 48:49Speaker 03

  Uh, your head coach.

• 48:50Speaker 00

  Aaron Glenn. Aaron Glenn, he balls eating all the pussy.

• 48:53Speaker 02

  I think this is one of those. It's across the board. It's also on Frank Reich.

• 48:57Speaker 03

  Yeah. So the, I was talking more about like the time management at the end of the game.

• 49:02Speaker 00

  And also.

• 49:03Speaker 03

  Giving up. It was a big time like, I don't know. You would never see a, a truly aggressive coach that likes to go for the throat, do what he did at the end of regulation, which is just be afraid of getting pinned deep by a punt. So not using a timeout.

• 49:20Speaker 02

  True. I think he was more concerned if they go for it on fourth and five.

• 49:25Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 49:25Speaker 02

  And, and they get it.

• 49:27Speaker 00

  But if they don't get it, you win the game because you have time.

• 49:30Speaker 03

  I don't think they were going to go for it.

• 49:32Speaker 00

  Either way, I, the OT thing is still baffling to me. I do not understand why a coach would win the coin toss and then elect to start with the ball in overtime.

• 49:42Speaker 02

  I don't think they knew the rules.

• 49:43Speaker 00

  Yeah. He said afterwards, he wanted to control the clock, but again, with both teams getting a possession, you would much rather know what you have to get versus like the Packers who got the stop and then knew all they had to do was get a field goal. Is such an advantage versus the opposite where it's like you're, you're, you're playing like the Packers knew going into the, when they get the ball in the overtime. It's like, all right, we just got to get a field goal here. We can be, we don't have to be super aggressive. You want to know if like, if the other team scores a touchdown first, you got to know that every, you now get every fourth down to go for it. I just don't understand any coach that wouldn't want to kick in the, in the new overtime rules. It makes no sense to me.

• 50:23Speaker 02

  No, I'm, I'm with you, especially the way they called the game, just extremely conservative.

• 50:28Speaker 00

  Right.

• 50:28Speaker 02

  You want to go second just because.

• 50:30Speaker 00

  You get every fourth down.

• 50:31Speaker 02

  And you're a defensive guy. You want to get a stop, then you get the ball back.

• 50:34Speaker 00

  Right.

• 50:34Speaker 02

  I just think Gino saw tails, didn't know the rules.

• 50:38Speaker 00

  And so. And his coach is covering for him?

• 50:40Speaker 02

  And his coach is covering for him because the, the press conference sounded like a lie.

• 50:43Speaker 03

  Yeah. Control the clock makes no sense.

• 50:45Speaker 00

  No sense.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Zero sense whatsoever. Like best case scenario, you get the ball and you go down the field and it's a seven minute drive. And you scored a best case, right?

• 50:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, best case.

• 50:56Speaker 03

  Then big deal. Okay. The, the drive took seven minutes. That's still a lot of time for the Packers to respond.

• 51:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. I think, I think he was giving bad information on that one and he's covering, but but still the, the fourth and one play shotgun was probably what lost them the game.

• 51:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 51:16Speaker 02

  But it was just across the board, just so, so disappointing.

• 51:20Speaker 00

  The Packers, uh, I don't, I mean, they didn't look good. They have, they're just the most penalized team. They just get penalties. None. They have 26 penalties in two games, 14 penalties in this game. The Packers are the first team on record since 1941 to win a game with less than 200, uh, 200 total yards. 100 plus penalty yards, negative turnover margin. Uh, entering today, teams in that spot were 0 and 44. And they found a way to win. It's pretty crazy.

• 51:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. No takeaways.

• 51:49Speaker 04

  That's just the Jets.

• 51:50Speaker 02

  The Jets had more penalty, or more penalty yards.

• 51:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying the, the, the Packers through two games had 26 penalties. Yeah. The Jets, this was.

• 51:59Speaker 02

  The Jets had 156 penalty.

• 52:01Speaker 00

  This was as gross as the, the Bears Vikings game. There was fumbles. I, I think that, what were there? Six, eight fumbles, only one loss, but eight fumbles.

• 52:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, Jets don't know.

• 52:09Speaker 00

  A million penalties, just gross, gross football.

• 52:13Speaker 03

  And I think we were right about the Jets, white uniforms in the rain.

• 52:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. Too wet.

• 52:17Speaker 03

  Yeah, they're too wet. I think the Jets were wetter than the Packers.

• 52:20Speaker 04

  The Jets looked good though. They actually looked, they looked, it was a clean look for them today.

• 52:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it wet.

• 52:24Speaker 00

  Memes, you laughed at me.

• 52:25Speaker 03

  It looked heavy.

• 52:26Speaker 00

  I nailed that. Too wet.

• 52:29Speaker 02

  I'll get, I'll give that to you guys. You did, you did nail that.

• 52:31Speaker 00

  It was just simply too wet.

• 52:33Speaker 02

  Hank's, I don't think Hank's admitting that they were too wet.

• 52:35Speaker 03

  No, no. Hank, they were far too.

• 52:37Speaker 02

  They were way too wet.

• 52:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 52:39Speaker 00

  Cause he wants them.

• 52:40Speaker 04

  They look good.

• 52:42Speaker 04

  They didn't look like losers.

• 52:43Speaker 00

  No, they looked wet.

• 52:44Speaker 02

  Till the fourth quarter.

• 52:45Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 52:47Speaker 02

  Wish they were.

• 52:50Speaker 00

  In the fourth quarter, they were too wet.

• 52:51Speaker 02

  They were too wet. Our best unit last year, which is special teams, like they, they couldn't, they couldn't cover a punt. That's what lost them the game.

• 52:58Speaker 03

  Are you taking any consolation whatsoever in the fact that you should have beaten the Packers who in theory are a, a good football team? And you should have been, you had them, even though it was like colossal mental mistakes and some coaching stuff that led you to, to kind of collapse at the end.

• 53:11Speaker 04

  Day one coaching stuff too, like that.

• 53:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 53:14Speaker 04

  Overtime's got like, if you, when you're going into the off season, OTAs, the coaches probably meet together and it's like, you know, let's just start the year by going through like general overtime practice. Like that had to have happened.

• 53:26Speaker 00

  Yeah. I'd agree.

• 53:28Speaker 04

  So you win the coin flip, take the, don't like, get, don't take the ball.

• 53:31Speaker 03

  Are you at the, the place where you can look at this game and be like that? Okay. That's progress that we should have beaten the Packers today. Where we were the better team and we had that game won and we choked it away. Are you at the point where it's like, just complete and utter, like get rid of this coaching staff?

• 53:49Speaker 02

  I'm like half and half.

• 53:51Speaker 00

  Aaron Glenn's defense is good.

• 53:52Speaker 02

  He, he, he, he called his shot in the office saying, in the off season, saying his super power is calling defense because it's been.

• 54:00Speaker 00

  You can't put this game on his defense. Like the, the sky more punt return was what kind of shifted the whole game there. And also the Jets not being able to, because there was that moment when it was Jets, I think they were up 14, seven. The Packers fumbled on their own 14. The Jets only got three out of that and they didn't, they, they kicked it on fourth and one. Like that's, if you, if the offense is able to get six there, which you would hope your offense is able to do when you get the ball at the 14, you win the game. So it's like Aaron Glenn's defense wasn't the problem. It was the offense wasn't able to like hit the kill shot.

• 54:37Speaker 02

  Yeah. They were, they were just ultra conservative. They just need to install a play where Kenyon Siddique goes under center. And you, you do the tush push and you get a first down. I don't know how every single team doesn't have a, a tush push guy. Just doesn't make any sense.

• 54:52Speaker 03

  Yeah. Did they run the, uh, oh, five personnel?

• 54:55Speaker 02

  They did. They, they threw a tight end screen to Jeremy Rucker. It didn't really do anything. It looks cool.

• 55:01Speaker 03

  It does look cool. I love it when they have five tight ends on the field.

• 55:04Speaker 02

  But you also aren't going to get anything out of it.

• 55:08Speaker 02

  Most of the time.

• 55:08Speaker 03

  It just looks cool.

• 55:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. That's what Vern Davis was saying.

• 55:11Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, the Packers also like the Jets and Packers, like I was looking at it. They, so they played, uh, four times in the last 10 years, 12 years. The, the, the Jets have blown a 21, three lead, a 35, 20 lead, a 17, seven lead. And then they won one of the games. So it's either they, they blow a lead to the Packers or they win.

• 55:35Speaker 02

  I did not know that.

• 55:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 55:39Speaker 02

  I did not know that.

• 55:40Speaker 00

  Sucks.

• 55:41Speaker 03

  I mean, think about it this way. You guys.

• 55:42Speaker 00

  I wanted you to beat the Packers.

• 55:43Speaker 03

  You had a double digit lead.

• 55:45Speaker 02

  Yeah. We, we pissed down our leg to the guys who pissed down their leg and Matt LaFleur. It's tough.

• 55:49Speaker 00

  They might've gotten their swagger back. Like, oh, we, maybe we are a mentally tough team, which I, if that's true, I, I may never forgive you.

• 55:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. We outpissed the Packers and, and might've done that.

• 56:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. You went punt turnover on downs and punt after you went up 10, uh, 10 points. Just not good enough.

• 56:08Speaker 02

  Especially Frank Reich and Aaron Glenn, like they've been coaching for a while. At some point you gotta just go win a game.

• 56:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, right.

• 56:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 56:14Speaker 00

  That was the fourth and one where it's like, go win a game, go up 14 points.

• 56:19Speaker 02

  Then the other fourth and one.

• 56:20Speaker 00

  Yeah. And the other fourth and one. And too wet.

• 56:24Speaker 02

  And too wet. It was so wet.

• 56:26Speaker 00

  It was so wet. You guys were just too wet.

• 56:29Speaker 03

  Did you expect to win that?

• 56:30Speaker 00

  Like a pussy in Nashville when Glennie balls comes.

• 56:32Speaker 03

  When you, when you had a 10 point lead, did you expect to win that game?

• 56:35Speaker 02

  I expected, I did, I did expect to win that game.

• 56:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 56:39Speaker 03

  That's good though. That, that's a little bit of progress.

• 56:41Speaker 00

  Max, you're laughing. We're right.

• 56:42Speaker 04

  No, this is a Glennie, but the Glennie ball pussy in Nashville is going to get me every time. That was so funny.

• 56:48Speaker 03

  Man sprained his neck.

• 56:50Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 56:50Speaker 02

  He sprained his neck. He sprained his neck. He's a pussy.

• 56:54Speaker 03

  He showed up looking like, uh, Christopher to a court date.

• 56:57Speaker 00

  Invincible man when he was, when he, when he would go to court for the steroid trial.

• 57:02Speaker 04

  Put that clip in right now.

• 57:05Speaker 00

  Put it in so people understand. All right. Uh, any last thoughts memes about this game? Hank, this ruined your honey, hungry dog. You were mad at the chats. He said jet, jet's going to jet.

• 57:15Speaker 04

  Yeah. Just going to jet. That was just a disgusting, disgusting loss. Any, any thought that they're going to be like a, a scrappy team this year went out the window after that performance.

• 57:25Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 57:26Speaker 04

  Their head coach is a moron.

• 57:28Speaker 00

  I think they're, I think they're still very much in the scrappy category and maybe like trending towards decently good.

• 57:37Speaker 00

  What?

• 57:39Speaker 05

  Hank speaking like a Jets fan right now because he he did Hank was texting me during the game rooting for the Jets.

• 57:45Speaker 04

  I was literally texting memes. Me memes could have been brothers. Like we would have been brothers for life if if the Jets won this game. I literally texted him, please. Just please.

• 57:56Speaker 05

  I want to believe in him.

• 57:56Speaker 04

  And then and then and then the Jets like elected to take the ball and memes goes this game's over. That like that that one is where you just you that cannot happen. It makes no sense. No head coach should ever do that. In the NFL ever and anytime the game goes to overtime, the team that wins the kickoff. I mean, it's like the Super Bowl, but that was like the first that was the first time it happened. That was the that was the very that was. What? Four, five years ago?

• 58:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 58:26Speaker 04

  And ever everyone watching that ever was like, that can never happen. And the fact that it happened again five years later, I think the Jets just haven't been in an overtime game.

• 58:35Speaker 05

  Yeah, they did get blown out a lot last year, so they haven't been in that situation.

• 58:39Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 58:40Speaker 05

  But I should know the rules better than the guys coaching the game.

• 58:45Speaker 00

  Right. And also Aaron Glenn was with Dan Campbell, like one of the most aggressive coaches out there. You would think that he would have picked up a little something from that, too.

• 58:53Speaker 05

  Or like maybe they watched the Lions game from last week and were like, all right, put the pressure on them. We'll score. And then you dictate how it goes.

• 59:02Speaker 03

  It's possible. Um, there was one quote that he had post game concerns me a little bit. He said, this loss is not going to define who we are and what we're about. I feel like if that were true, you don't even think about that.

• 59:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 59:16Speaker 03

  You wouldn't even think about saying like, hey, this loss isn't going to define me. Most people lose a game. And and they don't worry at all about their job being defined by that game.

• 59:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, he like kind of tried to get in front of it. He's like, I know you guys are going to think this is going to define us, but I'm going to tell you right now, it's not going to define us.

• 59:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's not us. We're, I promise you, that's it. When you think of us, you're not going to think of losing this game.

• 59:41Speaker 00

  Right.

• 59:41Speaker 03

  It's like, well, you're you're thinking of that.

• 59:43Speaker 00

  Wait, hold on, dude. Why'd you say that?

• 59:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 59:44Speaker 00

  We didn't say that. You did.

• 59:46Speaker 03

  A lot of you guys think it's going to define me.

• 59:48Speaker 05

  Well, if they would have won, it would have been a defining win.

• 59:50Speaker 03

  That's true.

• 59:51Speaker 00

  Absolutely.

• 59:52Speaker 05

  Because it's been the first real team they beat.

• 59:55Speaker 00

  Would have been extremely defining.

• 59:56Speaker 05

  Yeah. His resume right now is Titans, Browns.

• 59:59Speaker 03

  Titans might be a good team.

• 1:00:01Speaker 00

  Titans could be a good team.

• 1:00:02Speaker 03

  They gave the Eagles hell.

• 1:00:03Speaker 00

  They gave them. They gave them hell like Mincy in Oxford. Gave them hell. Should we go to that game? Eagles 24, Titans 20?

• 1:00:12Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:00:12Speaker 00

  Titans gave you hell.

• 1:00:13Speaker 03

  Big time.

• 1:00:15Speaker 05

  The Eagles offensive line. I miss Jeff Stoutland.

• 1:00:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's just some injuries. I think it's a big, big deal that you lost. He was he was the best offensive line coach in the entire league. It was him and and Starnekia, Starnekia from New England. Those are two coaches, like two O line coaches that will win you football games are more than just offensive line coaches. And so why did you? Why'd you let him walk?

• 1:00:42Speaker 00

  I think he just wanted to retire, right? Oh, no, it's because he had disagreement with.

• 1:00:47Speaker 05

  With Petula, with the new offensive coordinator and. Listen, I think Mannion has the offense has looked better. It has looked less boring than the than the Mannion offense did. Um, we Hertz has looked better in his first two games than he did for most of last year. So I can't say I'm upset about bringing in Mannion, but it does suck. I wish we could have brought in Mannion and kept Stoutland because the offensive line. Is really bad and it's really coming from the same position. The first two weeks, Landon Dickerson was unplayable last week. Came out after the game, said he was hurt, went on. The IR and now we moved our we moved Cam Jergens to left guard, who was our center and then put in the backup center at center.

• 1:01:33Speaker 05

  And Cam Jergens just couldn't play guard. He just couldn't play. He just couldn't.

• 1:01:36Speaker 00

  That was weird to like change two positions.

• 1:01:38Speaker 05

  Yeah, I wish they didn't do that. I'm curious to see if they go back to it this week. Um, obviously. Playing a new position and then going up against Jeffrey Simmons for an entire game is difficult. Jeffrey Simmons dominated the game today. He Cam Jergens couldn't block him. He just couldn't block him. But he's not a guard like I I don't know. They they felt more comfortable with Drew Kendall at center. Than Willie Lampkin, I think, at guard because Willie Lampkin's a young guy, doesn't have a lot of experience. Kendall has played a lot in the NFL or has played some in the NFL. But I don't know. It's just frustrating. Uh, but they won the game. They won the game.

• 1:02:16Speaker 00

  Yeah. And here, I mean, Jayden Hurts had a couple of bad picks, but he also had an incredible final drive. When you needed it the most, he was awesome on that drive.

• 1:02:25Speaker 05

  He played fantastic for 80% of this game and then threw one horrendous pick in the in the first quarter, I guess.

• 1:02:32Speaker 00

  It set up. It was actually like perfectly right after we were talking. We're like, how are the Titans even going to move the ball? And then it was like two seconds later, a pick to the 10 yard line.

• 1:02:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:02:43Speaker 00

  And that, well, I guess I could do it that way. And the Titans, I mean, hey, it was good to see the Titans fight because they looked like the worst team in the NFL week one. And they at least fought pretty hard in this game. And gave the Eagles, I mean, you were sweating it a little.

• 1:03:01Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 1:03:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:03:03Speaker 05

  Hurts had to go down the field with a minute 56, no timeout, no timeouts.

• 1:03:07Speaker 03

  They were they were very frisky. They were violent. Simmons like kind of backed up some of the shit that he talked.

• 1:03:12Speaker 05

  Yeah, somehow both of them came away looking okay.

• 1:03:15Speaker 03

  That's what I was going to say. It's like he he kind of threw down the gauntlet, being like, we just got to make him play quarterback. And then somehow he was kind of right and he played good enough where it wasn't like him running his mouth that cost them the game.

• 1:03:27Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:03:28Speaker 05

  Did you see the hot mic after the game?

• 1:03:31Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:03:32Speaker 03

  Who's hot mic?

• 1:03:33Speaker 05

  Hurts Hurts was getting interviewed by Fox. I think the game was on Fox. For like the post game interview, Simmons came up to him during the interview. It was like a good game and then Hurts goes, you talk that shit, I ended it.

• 1:03:44Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:03:46Speaker 05

  But it was like, it was like, it was like very playful.

• 1:03:48Speaker 03

  That's fair. Maybe Super Bowl.

• 1:03:50Speaker 00

  Fair play.

• 1:03:50Speaker 03

  These two great teams. Uh, it was 150 degrees on the turf. How crazy is that?

• 1:03:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, maybe that for the big the big boys up front could could be difficult.

• 1:04:00Speaker 03

  And then I did notice at the end of the game, um, and Max, you were screaming at the TV that, uh, the Titans defensive players were holding down. The Eagles, uh, uh, players who like the ball carriers. So they get tackled and then in order to like slow them down a little bit, hold them down. If those pellets are 157 degrees, you're pretty much just cooking the guys.

• 1:04:22Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:04:22Speaker 03

  You're like searing.

• 1:04:23Speaker 05

  Great point. I didn't think about it like that.

• 1:04:24Speaker 03

  Hate on top.

• 1:04:25Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're the Korean barbecue.

• 1:04:26Speaker 03

  That's got to hurt like shit.

• 1:04:28Speaker 05

  Yeah, well, they would. There would be a tackle and then we had no timeouts and they would be tackled in the middle of the field. And then the guy, the Titans players would just lay on top of them for an extra five.

• 1:04:36Speaker 00

  Well done.

• 1:04:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:04:37Speaker 05

  That's bullshit. That's that's that's that's defensive delay of game.

• 1:04:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, Devante Smith was probably like seared like a tuna steak.

• 1:04:44Speaker 05

  He was also fucking awesome in this game.

• 1:04:46Speaker 00

  So was Dontavion Wicks.

• 1:04:48Speaker 05

  Dontavion, yeah. Did you? Are you about to say the stat?

• 1:04:51Speaker 00

  What was the stat?

• 1:04:52Speaker 05

  I'm pretty sure Dontavion Wicks had six catches today, all for all for first down.

• 1:04:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Speaker 05

  And I think four of them were on third down.

• 1:04:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. Yeah, I have five catches for first downs, four of them on a third down and one on fourth down. 74 yards, five conversions. Uh, and Jayden had 145.8 passer rating when targeting Dontavion Wicks this season. He's been awesome.

• 1:05:16Speaker 05

  He's been really good. Another one man's trash, another man's treasure.

• 1:05:19Speaker 00

  Devante Smith, yeah, is so sick.

• 1:05:21Speaker 05

  Uh, he had he had one of those catches today that didn't count, but like. They they still showed three replays of it because it was so sick, but he but his feet were out of bounds.

• 1:05:31Speaker 00

  Would you say I'm being a hater if I said that you got outplayed by the Titans, but they Eagles out executed the Titans?

• 1:05:42Speaker 05

  I think yes. I think they.

• 1:05:44Speaker 00

  Okay. Well, you're you're actually not calling me a hater. You're calling Robert Sala a hater because that's what he said. He said, overall, I thought we outplayed them, but they out executed us.

• 1:05:55Speaker 05

  That, yeah, I think, I mean, they had some turnover. They had some turnover luck in that game for sure.

• 1:06:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, I I think if you're a Titans fan, you're still kind of optimistic. You don't know what's going to happen with this, uh, the the new regime that's there, but. If you're a Jets fan and you've seen like watching this from afar, you have to have PTSD. And how Sala is talking to the media because that guy must have like a motivational quote of the day saying. Calendar that he just like rips off in case you lose. Okay, I've got I got what I'm going to say here. Like he does seem like the guy that's. The ultimate moral victories guy.

• 1:06:28Speaker 00

  Right.

• 1:06:28Speaker 03

  And like, you know, this today was actually bigger than just this loss because tough times don't last, tough people do. It means do you like just flashback to some of the because nobody wins a post game loss press conference like Robert Sala.

• 1:06:43Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:06:43Speaker 05

  I just said it to Max. I was like, Robert Sala is a big moral victory guy.

• 1:06:46Speaker 00

  Oh, but he's actually said, no, he said, no, there are no moral victories.

• 1:06:50Speaker 05

  He's doing the same.

• 1:06:51Speaker 00

  He got out ahead of it.

• 1:06:52Speaker 05

  He he had one last week. He said, uh, when you're a loser, you lose. That that was his.

• 1:06:56Speaker 00

  That's a good point.

• 1:06:57Speaker 05

  That was a great one. He's doing the 60% shirts.

• 1:07:00Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:07:02Speaker 03

  Because like you, you get 60%. There's still 60% left in you when you think that you're finished, right? You think that you've spent it all. You got no more energy, but data actually shows that the average human has 60% left.

• 1:07:15Speaker 00

  Nope.

• 1:07:15Speaker 03

  Which I don't.

• 1:07:16Speaker 00

  That'd be like another like 90 seconds.

• 1:07:18Speaker 03

  What kind of data is?

• 1:07:19Speaker 00

  I do not have that. When I'm finished, I do not have another 90 seconds.

• 1:07:23Speaker 03

  Turns out you can keep going. Nope, it's already soft, Bob.

• 1:07:28Speaker 03

  But yeah, he does. I I feel like Jets fans watch what he's saying to like in the post game press conferences and they're like, this fucking guy.

• 1:07:36Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:07:36Speaker 03

  Because he does. He does kind of fire you up a little bit. In a post game like press conference after a loss.

• 1:07:43Speaker 00

  His head's really shiny, too. Too shiny.

• 1:07:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:07:45Speaker 00

  He should probably get a little like D shine. Maybe get, what if Robert Sala, uh, like got the matte helmet on his head instead? Matte bald instead of shiny bald.

• 1:07:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, that'd be nice.

• 1:07:58Speaker 00

  Could be a little bit better.

• 1:07:59Speaker 03

  Just like spray paint it with the, uh.

• 1:08:02Speaker 00

  Yeah, same color. Yeah, not a, no, no, not even a different color, but just, you know, the matte finish instead of the shiny finish.

• 1:08:08Speaker 03

  Oh, powdery.

• 1:08:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Like when whenever a team wears matte helmets, I'm like, that's pretty badass.

• 1:08:12Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:08:13Speaker 00

  Versus the shiny helmets. Just a thought. Can you go matte bald?

• 1:08:18Speaker 03

  I think you probably can. You just have to powder it up. I think you just got to powder up.

• 1:08:22Speaker 00

  Did you guys see the, uh, did you guys see the the Kent State coach? The so there was a tweet that's just living rent free in my head. Someone said, uh, the Kent State coach looks like Matt Damon is playing a movie about. Brian Dable and I just can't. That's the Kent State coach. Look at PFT. Have you seen him?

• 1:08:42Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:08:42Speaker 04

  He looks exactly like Matt Damon.

• 1:08:44Speaker 00

  He he looks like Matt Damon singing Scotty Doesn't Know.

• 1:08:47Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:08:47Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:08:48Speaker 00

  It's fucked me up. I don't know why I thought it. Well, I thought of it because of bald and also Brian Dable's the offensive coordinator for the Titans. So that's why I thought of it.

• 1:08:56Speaker 03

  Max, is Coach Sirianni okay?

• 1:09:01Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 1:09:02Speaker 03

  You had to get a postgame IV.

• 1:09:03Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:09:04Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 1:09:04Speaker 00

  It's 150 degrees.

• 1:09:05Speaker 05

  It was hot.

• 1:09:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:09:06Speaker 00

  Sounds like he gave 100%. Sounds like Robert Sala is wrong.

• 1:09:08Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think Sirianni might have had 61% left.

• 1:09:12Speaker 05

  I thought you were.

• 1:09:13Speaker 03

  1% what?

• 1:09:15Speaker 05

  I don't know if I'm sick or if you're sick. I thought you were asking if he was on the hot seat after winning the first two games.

• 1:09:21Speaker 03

  Well, it was literally, quite literally a very hot field.

• 1:09:23Speaker 00

  But not covering, not covering either of them.

• 1:09:26Speaker 05

  Correct. Not even really close to covering.

• 1:09:28Speaker 00

  No, no. Bad team against the spread right now.

• 1:09:32Speaker 04

  Whose lines is anyway for Monday?

• 1:09:33Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:09:34Speaker 05

  That's tough.

• 1:09:35Speaker 00

  I don't think they're gonna.

• 1:09:36Speaker 05

  You gotta.

• 1:09:36Speaker 04

  I, it's a.

• 1:09:37Speaker 00

  Oh, okay. Then it's probably Eagles.

• 1:09:39Speaker 05

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 1:09:40Speaker 00

  Dude, you're home. Caleb Williams isn't playing.

• 1:09:44Speaker 05

  I'm gonna say Bears minus, minus one and a half.

• 1:09:47Speaker 00

  You're in. All right. Now I'm gonna say Eagles minus three.

• 1:09:49Speaker 03

  I think it's Eagles three and a half.

• 1:09:50Speaker 04

  It's Eagles four and a half.

• 1:09:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. What do you, dude, Caleb Williams isn't playing?

• 1:09:54Speaker 04

  Max not locked in.

• 1:09:55Speaker 00

  No, not locked in at all. What are you doing, Max?

• 1:09:57Speaker 04

  They value.

• 1:09:58Speaker 05

  You guys are home.

• 1:09:59Speaker 04

  In the NFL.

• 1:10:00Speaker 00

  He, our starting quarterback is hurt.

• 1:10:03Speaker 05

  But Tyson Bejat is pretty good.

• 1:10:04Speaker 03

  He, Caleb Williams is hurt.

• 1:10:06Speaker 00

  Based on, how much of Tyson Bejat have you watched?

• 1:10:09Speaker 05

  The two teams that the Eagles have beat by two points have gotten their shit kicked in the other two games. You played a good Titans team.

• 1:10:17Speaker 03

  Very good.

• 1:10:17Speaker 00

  Really good Titans team.

• 1:10:20Speaker 03

  Like this is a team that they're, they're gonna be hanging around come January.

• 1:10:24Speaker 00

  I'm gonna bet the Bears. I'm gonna believe in Tyson Bejat, but like, that does matter when you factor in a line, Max.

• 1:10:31Speaker 05

  I, I guess. I don't think that much.

• 1:10:33Speaker 00

  Favorite? Yes, actually that much.

• 1:10:35Speaker 05

  Swing. I think you guys would have been three point favorites.

• 1:10:38Speaker 00

  I don't think we would have been three point favorites. I think it would have been like.

• 1:10:40Speaker 05

  You don't think the Bears would have been three point favorites at home on, on that game?

• 1:10:43Speaker 00

  No. No.

• 1:10:45Speaker 03

  I think maybe one and a half.

• 1:10:47Speaker 00

  Maybe, yeah, maybe. People would have gobbled up. I mean, you have the better defense by far.

• 1:10:53Speaker 05

  But you.

• 1:10:54Speaker 03

  But is Barkley okay?

• 1:10:57Speaker 05

  I think, I think he's gonna be, they said they're not too worried about.

• 1:10:59Speaker 00

  Max, a sneaky thing. Max thinks the Eagles stink.

• 1:11:04Speaker 05

  I do kinda think that they stink.

• 1:11:05Speaker 00

  He's, he's not getting into it, but he does. He thinks they stink.

• 1:11:09Speaker 05

  I think the offensive line stinks and like I, I'm, I'm not used to, used to having a sting. We can't run the football. We couldn't run the football against a fucking Titans.

• 1:11:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, today, what, what jumped out to me was that they, say what you want about the Eagles, they have some dumb, dumb play calls sometimes. Um, but usually when they're executing those dumbass play calls, your offensive line is still manhandling the defense.

• 1:11:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:11:32Speaker 03

  And just punching them in the face. And I have not seen that too much from the Eagles.

• 1:11:37Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:11:38Speaker 05

  No, not at all. And we have, we've played two bad defenses.

• 1:11:42Speaker 00

  How's, is Dallas Goddard out for a while?

• 1:11:45Speaker 00

  He got hurt, right?

• 1:11:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. It's hard. It's hard when you're, when you're watching these games on the second and third TVs, cause you don't get audio.

• 1:11:55Speaker 00

  I know. We need to actually, I was thinking about it.

• 1:11:58Speaker 05

  Even like get that information.

• 1:12:00Speaker 00

  I was thinking about it. Wouldn't be conducive to the stream and the watchability. But if we were just like the UN and we all had our own headphones.

• 1:12:07Speaker 05

  I thought about that too. I was thinking about that while I was watching that game today.

• 1:12:10Speaker 00

  Today I was like, I kinda wanna just get an AirPod and just have one.

• 1:12:13Speaker 05

  Just one AirPod in. That like you can put in.

• 1:12:16Speaker 00

  No way you could have a conversation.

• 1:12:18Speaker 05

  But like, but there's times where you need it.

• 1:12:20Speaker 00

  I know. I agree.

• 1:12:21Speaker 05

  But like, most of the time you keep it out, but it's like, okay, I need to lock in here. Let me, let me get these AirPods.

• 1:12:25Speaker 03

  But I, I think if you just had one in and it's like, they, that happens at sports bars all the time. Each table can turn the audio to whatever they want.

• 1:12:33Speaker 00

  All right, maybe we gotta try it. Yeah, because today we had sound on one of the worst games to watch.

• 1:12:37Speaker 05

  That game sucked.

• 1:12:38Speaker 00

  Patriots 20, Steelers three.

• 1:12:40Speaker 03

  Trash.

• 1:12:41Speaker 00

  Uh, Hank?

• 1:12:44Speaker 04

  Good win. Good win.

• 1:12:46Speaker 03

  What do you mean good?

• 1:12:48Speaker 04

  Any win is a good win and, and this was one of those wins.

• 1:12:52Speaker 00

  One of those, one of them wins. The Steelers are the exact same team, maybe actually not, maybe worse. That offense is so, so bad. And it's not taking anything away from the Patriots defense, which is good. Christian Gonzalez is a beast. The Steelers offense is pathetic.

• 1:13:12Speaker 04

  DK Metcalf, friend of the program.

• 1:13:14Speaker 00

  Bad.

• 1:13:14Speaker 04

  And, and a lot of like, oh, DK Metcalf, Aaron Rodgers are like best friends. This is gonna go so well. OTA is horrible.

• 1:13:21Speaker 00

  Nine, nine targets, four catches, 27 yards for wide receiver one. That's wide receiver three shit.

• 1:13:26Speaker 03

  It was ugly. It, they, there were drops, plenty. Looking back on it, the whole, like DK probably doesn't believe in any of the Antarctica shit.

• 1:13:34Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:13:35Speaker 03

  He's probably just like, you know, trying to find something in common.

• 1:13:37Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:13:38Speaker 03

  With Aaron, be like, hey, maybe we can bond over aliens. He's not, DK looks like a complete shell of himself right now. I don't know if it's just the uniform that he's got on, if it's the offense that he's in, but like, you didn't, you didn't see DK making egregious drops like this multiple times a game.

• 1:13:54Speaker 00

  The Pittsburgh Steelers have now gone 69 straight regular season games where they have not scored more than seven points in, in opening quarter.

• 1:14:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:14:03Speaker 00

  69 straight regular season games without scoring more than seven points in opening quarter. We're through two weeks in the NFL season. Obviously it's a long season, but as of right now.

• 1:14:14Speaker 04

  That's got, is that Roffusburger still?

• 1:14:16Speaker 00

  No, I, no. 69 is what? So there's 17 games a season. It's quick math. Come on, someone get, Zach, Zach, give us some math. But if we're doing 69 divided by 17, that's gonna be round up to 20. 69, that's 70. 20 goes into 73 times, 3.5, uh, four and a half seasons. Okay, four and a half seasons. That's your answer. Yeah. Uh, they are, through two weeks of the season, the Pittsburgh Steelers offense has one touchdown. TJ Watt has one touchdown. It's so bad. And Aaron Rodgers is, it's over. I mean, that, that, that sack should have, he should have just questioned everything. That was not only one of the hardest

• 1:14:59Speaker 00

  hits, but then the fumble was one of the funniest fumbles we've seen in a long time.

• 1:15:03Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:04Speaker 00

  It just kept on bouncing.

• 1:15:05Speaker 03

  Yeah. And both teams had their chance to pick it up. I, I was hoping it would keep going. I wanted to go, go out the back of the end zone, have everybody get a touch on it. There was also a sack.

• 1:15:14Speaker 04

  Five players got injured on that too.

• 1:15:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. Bodies everywhere. There was a, one other sack that he had at the end of the game that I watched and I just, I felt kinda uncomfortable watching it because he does look old.

• 1:15:28Speaker 04

  That was the fumble six.

• 1:15:29Speaker 03

  And he's like, he's running away and he like kinda tosses the ball out.

• 1:15:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:15:33Speaker 03

  Like, it's like, here you take it. Like he's an old person getting robbed. He's like, yeah, take my wallet. You know, like just throws the ball away. Maybe they'll stop chasing me if I don't have this anymore. Um, it's kinda sad to watch.

• 1:15:45Speaker 00

  It was sad to watch. Uh, let's do a name that, name who, who said that quote? It's a game we play. Who said that? Who said that? You ready for this quote? Offense needs to be better. Mike McCarthy needs to be better.

• 1:15:56Speaker 03

  Mike McCarthy?

• 1:15:57Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:15:58Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:15:59Speaker 00

  I like that he's, he's already doing the third person.

• 1:16:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's tough.

• 1:16:02Speaker 00

  Mike McCarthy needs to be better, said Mike McCarthy.

• 1:16:04Speaker 03

  Big Mike.

• 1:16:05Speaker 00

  How, how are you feeling overall Hank? Because that wasn't the best. Drake May did have, if you're going off of week one, when he had a bunch of guys still running, uh, and he didn't push the ball downfield, they did take shots today. And it was basically, that was the offense. It was like no down to down continuity, but there were the big shot plays that got them down the field.

• 1:16:27Speaker 04

  Yeah, there was one bad interception where he hit, like he had like check downs and guys open, people still running, then he probably could have hit and just underthrew a bad interception. Uh.

• 1:16:36Speaker 03

  He hates Matt Collins.

• 1:16:37Speaker 04

  The knock, the knock on Drake May last year was he, he didn't beat playoff teams. They beat a playoff team today. Didn't convert on third and six.

• 1:16:45Speaker 00

  Oh, that's true.

• 1:16:46Speaker 04

  Had a huge, had a huge third and six conversion today. So that's like how I'm taking away. It's like the, the two main things that we focused on in this show last year was like the schedule, didn't play, didn't beat any playoff teams and third and six. And he, he showed today that he can do both those things without AJ Brown. Obviously the offensive line injury is bad. He's gonna be out for the year, but.

• 1:17:09Speaker 03

  Yeah, the.

• 1:17:10Speaker 04

  Almanuweo.

• 1:17:11Speaker 03

  Like sideways.

• 1:17:12Speaker 04

  Yeah. He's broke his ankle.

• 1:17:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's pretty bad. Um, yeah, no, you're right. I, I like that you had to remind us that the Steelers were technically a playoff team.

• 1:17:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, I, I did a double check in my brain. I was like, oh yeah, they are.

• 1:17:24Speaker 03

  You're right. It's a correct stat. And, um, the third, the third and six is great.

• 1:17:29Speaker 04

  It was awesome.

• 1:17:30Speaker 03

  Great completion across the middle, tough throw, driving the ball downfield. Um, Remandre had a great run. Or sorry, sorry, no, Trevion.

• 1:17:38Speaker 04

  Trevion, Remandre, Doghouse again. It was, it was, that was like a deja vu moment where it was playing the Steelers, fumble early in the game.

• 1:17:46Speaker 00

  Doghouse.

• 1:17:47Speaker 04

  Doghouse.

• 1:17:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, you guys basically just have to kinda hope the defense can step up a little bit because the offense is gonna look a lot different when AJ gets back.

• 1:17:57Speaker 04

  Yeah, Romeo Dobbs had some, had some good plays, had some flashes that that was kinda what I was looking for going in this game. And then, and now we got the Jags, Jags. It's gonna be a battle, gonna be a war.

• 1:18:08Speaker 00

  Yeah, Jags awful loss motivated.

• 1:18:10Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:11Speaker 03

  A lot of people were upset that Max ruined the, the he's still running. In the moment.

• 1:18:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 1:18:17Speaker 05

  Why are you giving, just saying that that, that was me?

• 1:18:20Speaker 03

  You, you, you kept.

• 1:18:21Speaker 05

  Big Cat is the one who brought, who said it.

• 1:18:23Speaker 00

  You, you texted. I figured out right away that it was someone's voice. I did not know.

• 1:18:27Speaker 05

  Correct, but you kept saying to turn the voice off. So I texted you and said, this is PFT's voice.

• 1:18:32Speaker 00

  Right, but you texted me in the middle of the show.

• 1:18:33Speaker 05

  Correct, and I would have said it out loud. I texted you for it not to be said and PFT keeps saying, Max ruined it, Max ruined it. I, I'm willing to take.

• 1:18:41Speaker 00

  I also think it's better that we.

• 1:18:43Speaker 05

  Both of us, it is Big Cat and Max ruined it. Why do you keep saying Max?

• 1:18:46Speaker 03

  If you just let, if you, if Max Rome.

• 1:18:48Speaker 05

  Max said nothing about it. No, but he kept saying, he kept saying, turn the audio off.

• 1:18:53Speaker 00

  But I also.

• 1:18:54Speaker 03

  Hank would still be running.

• 1:18:55Speaker 00

  Wait, but hold on, I, I do think it was better than we felt Hank found out on the show.

• 1:19:00Speaker 05

  I also agree with that too.

• 1:19:01Speaker 00

  There's a million people would have texted, tweeted Hank being like, that's clearly, there's 10 guys on the field and it's.

• 1:19:07Speaker 05

  There were a lot of people that didn't understand the bit that did say there's 10 players on the field.

• 1:19:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, like people would have been tagging Hank non-stop.

• 1:19:13Speaker 05

  I just.

• 1:19:14Speaker 00

  And then we wouldn't have, he would have found out by himself.

• 1:19:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:19:17Speaker 00

  And then he would have come back being like, that was stupid.

• 1:19:19Speaker 03

  It would, it just would have been so good to move on right when Hank said, it's 11 guys on the field. I don't know what to look at. That would have been the perfect, yes, it was awesome. Uh, but yeah, I mean.

• 1:19:28Speaker 00

  Max really throwing me under the bus. Well, PFT keeps throwing me under the bus.

• 1:19:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, deservedly so.

• 1:19:35Speaker 05

  No, you still have not admitted that you can't.

• 1:19:38Speaker 00

  Well, you texted me on the air.

• 1:19:39Speaker 05

  You're just.

• 1:19:40Speaker 00

  You did say it. You texted me and I read it out loud.

• 1:19:43Speaker 04

  If it wasn't for Max, I would not have, I would not have figured it out.

• 1:19:46Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 1:19:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, actually I wouldn't have either. I would have just said, that voice is really annoying.

• 1:19:51Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:19:52Speaker 00

  That's true. I would have just said the voice was annoying. If you're on your, if you're on your honeymoon. We, I would have just been like, that voice is really annoying. And then PFT would have told me after the show, hey, that was me. And I'd be like, oh.

• 1:20:04Speaker 04

  Lighthouse formation also was watching, watching it back was, was.

• 1:20:08Speaker 03

  It's a little, uh.

• 1:20:09Speaker 04

  That was funny.

• 1:20:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, a little easter egg there.

• 1:20:13Speaker 04

  Lighthouse formation.

• 1:20:14Speaker 03

  We'll have to figure out something new, new wrinkle to it. That's what makes football season fun.

• 1:20:18Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:20:18Speaker 04

  I, yeah.

• 1:20:20Speaker 00

  He's still running.

• 1:20:20Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:20:21Speaker 00

  What? No, you can't, no, we're good, we're gonna get to it.

• 1:20:25Speaker 04

  I was ready to like, you know, do some, do some, but now it's not, you kinda ruined it.

• 1:20:29Speaker 05

  I, I.

• 1:20:30Speaker 04

  Jane Daniels ruined it.

• 1:20:31Speaker 03

  Ruined what?

• 1:20:32Speaker 04

  I was gonna like try and do my own film breakdown this week, but now I can't.

• 1:20:36Speaker 00

  But you have one that we'll get to.

• 1:20:37Speaker 05

  I still wanna do film breakdown. I said I was doing film breakdowns before that came out last week.

• 1:20:42Speaker 00

  Hmm, yeah. So I'm. You also said you're gonna play the harmonica.

• 1:20:45Speaker 05

  I'm, that's for December.

• 1:20:46Speaker 04

  No, I'm not doing film breakdowns for the Patriots. I was talking about the command.

• 1:20:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, you can do film break, do a, do a Jayden film breakdown.

• 1:20:53Speaker 04

  But it's gonna be like elbow breakdown. Oh, it's broken.

• 1:20:57Speaker 03

  It's actually not broken. It's not broken.

• 1:20:59Speaker 00

  It's dislocated.

• 1:21:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, no fracture.

• 1:21:01Speaker 05

  It turns out the all 22 doesn't come out right away. I went, I, I sat down ready to get in the lab.

• 1:21:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. Well.

• 1:21:08Speaker 05

  Couldn't get in the lab.

• 1:21:09Speaker 03

  If you're, if you're Glenn, if you're Glenn Tape Watch, you got people at the league that send you.

• 1:21:14Speaker 00

  He's still running.

• 1:21:14Speaker 05

  You got, you got early, you got early film?

• 1:21:16Speaker 03

  They sent Glenn some individual plays almost right, pretty much before they even happened.

• 1:21:21Speaker 00

  I would, I would buy a shirt that just said, he's still.

• 1:21:23Speaker 03

  He's still running.

• 1:21:25Speaker 05

  I don't hate it.

• 1:21:25Speaker 03

  There were so many times that I was watching football this weekend. I was just like, he's still running.

• 1:21:29Speaker 00

  Yeah, same. Would Drake made through the interception?

• 1:21:32Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:21:32Speaker 00

  You were out of the room, but I was like, if he gives a little air on that, he's still running.

• 1:21:36Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:21:37Speaker 00

  It's a great catchphrase.

• 1:21:38Speaker 03

  Yeah, Forrest Gump.

• 1:21:39Speaker 00

  Uh, I'm done, I'm done with the Steelers by the way. I just, I can't watch this team. This team. It, it's just brutal. I feel bad. They're in like Steelers fans are in football purgatory right now. They're not in hell. Hell would be just losing all their games and then like getting on the other side and getting a draft. They're just in purgatory where they're, they have good players, but they're either a combination of old or they're all on the defense. And it's just brutal to watch. And like, what would inspire you to wanna watch the Steelers play football? Nah, I don't know.

• 1:22:15Speaker 03

  There's, they're in such purgatory that they have, they do have like brief glimpses of what it would be like if they weren't in purgatory. Where they'll go to like a backup quarterback, like you'll have your Mason Rudolph game and people get excited about it and you're like, oh no, this is hell.

• 1:22:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:22:28Speaker 03

  Like they, they step out of purgatory every now and again, and they get to experience hell. So they're almost more than happy to go back to purgatory.

• 1:22:37Speaker 00

  Right. And if you're going like data points, the Falcons could be one of the worst teams in the league.

• 1:22:42Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:22:42Speaker 00

  And that was their win in week one, and it's not like they blew them out.

• 1:22:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:22:47Speaker 00

  So.

• 1:22:48Speaker 04

  My only other note on this game was J.J. Watt did a really good job in the booth. Hot seat Tony Romo borderline.

• 1:22:54Speaker 00

  Well, I don't, I don't think it's borderline. I think it's, I think his seat is scalding hot.

• 1:22:58Speaker 04

  I would have been so mad if the Steelers, like if the game was closer and the Steelers were winning, like it was bothering me.

• 1:23:08Speaker 04

  Like that should be illegal.

• 1:23:09Speaker 03

  What, for him to talk about his brother?

• 1:23:11Speaker 04

  Yeah. Like it didn't matter because the Patriots won that game handily and it would have been completely like. It would have just been like fan anger, but it would, I would have been mad if like the game was close and TJ Watt did something and then it was like J.J. Watt like gassing up his brother. That would have bothered me.

• 1:23:27Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm.

• 1:23:28Speaker 04

  Big Cat.

• 1:23:29Speaker 00

  What about if Tom Brady calls a Patriots game?

• 1:23:33Speaker 04

  It's not, it's not family. Yeah.

• 1:23:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, he doesn't have a dog in the fight.

• 1:23:37Speaker 04

  And I, and, and I would, I would love that.

• 1:23:39Speaker 00

  He did say shit. He also said piss missile.

• 1:23:41Speaker 03

  I don't wanna talk about this. I got shit and pissed on by Tom.

• 1:23:45Speaker 04

  But I would love it if, if he called Patriots game. But yeah, it's not the same because he like okay, kind of doesn't like Drake man.

• 1:23:52Speaker 05

  Now Raiders on the other hand.

• 1:23:53Speaker 04

  Not to talk about it. Yeah, Raiders, fuck that.

• 1:23:56Speaker 00

  You wouldn't, you wouldn't not. I like that Hank. You're, you're all about fair and balanced.

• 1:24:01Speaker 03

  What did he say?

• 1:24:02Speaker 04

  Yeah, it's not even, it's not fair and balanced. It's not fair and balanced. No, it's just like.

• 1:24:06Speaker 00

  No, he did a good job not talking about him like he was his brother. Hank's just saying if they lost, he would have then got retroactively mad at J.J. Watt for nothing that he did.

• 1:24:16Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:24:17Speaker 00

  Just the fact that he was there.

• 1:24:18Speaker 04

  It happened early on when like.

• 1:24:20Speaker 00

  Yeah, he did get mad early.

• 1:24:21Speaker 04

  But that, the game was close early and I was like.

• 1:24:23Speaker 00

  Early, this should be illegal.

• 1:24:24Speaker 04

  Yes. If, if the game had gotten closer and like TJ Watt probably would have had a huge impact at the end. Like I would have been upset and I would have probably.

• 1:24:32Speaker 00

  Last out on JJ.

• 1:24:34Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:24:34Speaker 00

  Yeah, but not for any reason. He, JJ did a good job. He didn't.

• 1:24:38Speaker 04

  Correct.

• 1:24:39Speaker 00

  Make it feel like this is my brother I'm talking about.

• 1:24:41Speaker 04

  Correct.

• 1:24:42Speaker 00

  You just would have been irrationally angry and been like JJ.

• 1:24:45Speaker 04

  Yes. And so for the sake of other NFL fans.

• 1:24:48Speaker 00

  You're trying to just save JJ from JJ.

• 1:24:50Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 1:24:51Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:24:52Speaker 03

  You want him to have this job.

• 1:24:53Speaker 04

  And also at this point, like I don't think the Steelers should be getting any more, more marquee A-team games.

• 1:24:58Speaker 03

  I agree with that.

• 1:24:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:24:59Speaker 03

  I think there, there should be some teams that we should come together about and say, no, no A-team, no standalone.

• 1:25:05Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:25:05Speaker 03

  And speaking of.

• 1:25:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:25:07Speaker 03

  That we have a real problem, America.

• 1:25:09Speaker 00

  We have a real problem. Uh, the Panthers 34 Falcons 3. The Atlanta Falcons. I'm not gonna say they're the worst team in the NFL because the Miami Dolphins are. But they're the second worst and they're gonna be on the next three weeks in prime time. Thursday night football coming up. Who's, who do they have after that? They have Monday night or Sunday night football, I believe?

• 1:25:32Speaker 03

  I believe it's, I think it's Monday and then Sunday.

• 1:25:34Speaker 00

  Yes, yeah, Thursday's, Monday, Sunday.

• 1:25:37Speaker 04

  Is it a double Monday maybe?

• 1:25:39Speaker 00

  Oh, no, I don't think we, I think they got rid of double Mondays. I know.

• 1:25:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, double Monday is gone.

• 1:25:46Speaker 00

  Double Mondays, what?

• 1:25:47Speaker 05

  Chuck's playing in that game.

• 1:25:48Speaker 03

  We should, we should bring back double Monday night.

• 1:25:51Speaker 05

  Chuck ladder game.

• 1:25:52Speaker 03

  If, if the Falcons are playing, bring back double Monday night games, please.

• 1:25:56Speaker 00

  We're gonna try to steal the moon.

• 1:26:01Speaker 00

  Like the, like the, the Minions movie. We're gonna take the moon because of Chuck Ladders. But yes, uh, Panthers 34 Falcons 3. The Falcons are, I don't know what, uh, Kevin Stefanski did in his past life to deserve this.

• 1:26:15Speaker 03

  I think he might like it.

• 1:26:16Speaker 00

  It's, I, there's no way he likes what's going on now. So last year, he got to his fourth quarterback in 11 weeks. Bad, still bad. Because you don't wanna be on your fourth quarterback. This year he got to his fourth quarterback in the second week. We saw Jack Strand. Because Hank's favorite quarterback, Cooper Rush, um, was basically like the worst quarterback ever. He got in the game. He, two of his first five snaps were turnovers. 10 for 17, 86 yards, two interceptions. I've, the Falcons are so bad. They're so, so bad. They're just a brutal watch. I don't know what else to say.

• 1:26:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, very, very much a bummer. Um, the only good thing I'll say is if you are a, uh, what, what do we call it? The Strand Boys?

• 1:27:02Speaker 00

  Uh, well, I think we've been working on like, we're, we're gonna get stranded.

• 1:27:06Speaker 05

  We're getting stranded. I, I saw Strand Wagons also.

• 1:27:09Speaker 03

  Ooh, Strand Wagons good. All aboard.

• 1:27:12Speaker 05

  Really good.

• 1:27:12Speaker 03

  The stranded is the stranded? Yeah, if you're trying to get a strand job.

• 1:27:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, the E Street Strand.

• 1:27:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, if, if you're.

• 1:27:20Speaker 00

  Kevin Stefanski in the E Street Strand.

• 1:27:22Speaker 03

  If you're all about Jack Strand, which I think we are, suffice it to say.

• 1:27:26Speaker 00

  Um, we'll never hear from him again, by the way. But yeah, we are.

• 1:27:29Speaker 03

  No, Big Cat, you haven't heard this stat.

• 1:27:32Speaker 00

  No, I, I just know Michael Pennix has, I think Kevin Stefanski can be like, for America's sake, we have to do something before this Thursday night football.

• 1:27:39Speaker 03

  Let me tell you this, uh, Jack Strand, if you're a non-believer before, listen. First pass, pick six.

• 1:27:47Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:27:47Speaker 03

  He becomes the fourth quarterback in the history of the NFL where their first pass is pick six. The other three quarterbacks.

• 1:27:54Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:27:55Speaker 03

  Sam Darnold.

• 1:27:56Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:27:56Speaker 03

  Brett Favre.

• 1:27:58Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:27:58Speaker 03

  Jameis Winston.

• 1:27:59Speaker 00

  Wait, I thought Brett Favre's first pass in the NFL was a completion to himself.

• 1:28:03Speaker 03

  His first pass?

• 1:28:04Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure his first pass was famously a completion to himself. But yeah, yeah, either way.

• 1:28:10Speaker 03

  The stat that I saw was those three.

• 1:28:12Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:28:13Speaker 03

  Were, were the only three others in the history of the NFL, which would be.

• 1:28:16Speaker 00

  Oh no, it was. Alright, so I guess it wasn't a pass to himself.

• 1:28:19Speaker 03

  Which would be.

• 1:28:19Speaker 00

  For some reason I thought it was a pass to himself.

• 1:28:20Speaker 03

  An amazing company for Jack Strand to, to belong to.

• 1:28:24Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:28:25Speaker 03

  So let's not give up on Jack Strand just yet.

• 1:28:30Speaker 00

  I might give up on Jack Strand.

• 1:28:32Speaker 03

  I'm not willing to do it. I'm willing to.

• 1:28:34Speaker 00

  You guys need to talk me off the ledge.

• 1:28:35Speaker 03

  You need to give me at least one, one primetime games.

• 1:28:39Speaker 00

  I'm stranding all alone at the, at the edge of, of the earth right now.

• 1:28:43Speaker 05

  Mm hmm. That pick wasn't his fault.

• 1:28:44Speaker 00

  That pick was not his fault. You're right.

• 1:28:46Speaker 03

  Correct.

• 1:28:46Speaker 00

  That's a fact.

• 1:28:47Speaker 05

  That's all I got.

• 1:28:48Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:28:49Speaker 00

  Uh, we should talk about the Panthers because the Panthers played really, really well and Bryce Young is awesome right now. He had 287 yards, three touchdowns. He also has like real weapons. Tet was sick, like the deep balls to Tet. Jayden Coker's awesome. Leggett, Darren Waller, I feel like has retired like seven times and every time he'll just come back and catch two touchdowns out of nowhere. It just keeps happening where it's like, oh yeah, Darren Waller isn't retired. Two touchdowns.

• 1:29:18Speaker 03

  That's a, a same face new place that last week against the Bears, I was shocked.

• 1:29:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:29:23Speaker 03

  When they said that he was on the, on the Panthers. Uh, are the Panthers, are the Panthers sneaky good? Or did they play the Falcons?

• 1:29:30Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 1:29:32Speaker 04

  Offensive juggernauts.

• 1:29:33Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, they played against two bad, although the Falcons defense, well, no, they played the Steelers offense. So they look good because of Steelers offense.

• 1:29:45Speaker 03

  What?

• 1:29:46Speaker 05

  Steelers might have the worst offense in the league.

• 1:29:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, they do. They absolutely do.

• 1:29:49Speaker 00

  Uh, I just know that Bryce Young looks good and the Panthers for the first time since September 23rd, 2021, that's almost five years. Closed as a favorite and won the game and covered. Well, they'd have to, they'd have to win and cover. You get it.

• 1:30:09Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:30:10Speaker 00

  They're own 12 straight up and against spread over that time period. They did it. They won as a favorite.

• 1:30:15Speaker 03

  They finally managed expectations.

• 1:30:16Speaker 00

  Yes. Yeah. I mean, they kicked the shit out of them, which the, it's like, uh, what you were saying last week memes with the levels games. Levels games are important. Like the, the Panthers might not be a world beater, but they're a lot better than the Atlanta Falcons as currently stated. I don't know. I do think the Falcons, if they get just any other quarterback, they'll, they'll definitely look a lot better because they have all the weapons, but man, is it a tough watch.

• 1:30:42Speaker 03

  So the, the Falcons fans were booing their offense in, in the first quarter, like halfway through the first quarter.

• 1:30:48Speaker 00

  Rightfully so.

• 1:30:48Speaker 03

  I very much rightfully so. I just don't remember the, the last time that Falcons fans have booed their own team. They don't strike me as a, like a, a boo your own team crowd.

• 1:30:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:30:58Speaker 03

  But I like it.

• 1:31:00Speaker 00

  Yeah. They're, I mean, they're a bad team, man.

• 1:31:03Speaker 03

  Whew.

• 1:31:03Speaker 05

  Cause they've had some stinkers.

• 1:31:05Speaker 00

  They're a bad team. Really, really bad. I feel bad for Kevin Stefanski. It's, it's, it's a, it's a, it's a tough, it's a tough go. They're a tough watch.

• 1:31:16Speaker 03

  I'm concerned why it took Stefanski three quarters to bench Cooper Rush.

• 1:31:20Speaker 00

  Uh.

• 1:31:21Speaker 03

  Is he just hoping that things that.

• 1:31:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:31:23Speaker 03

  That Cooper Rush got better?

• 1:31:25Speaker 00

  I don't know. They, the Falcons are the first team since 2008 Rams to have no red zone plays in the first two games of the season.

• 1:31:32Speaker 03

  That's.

• 1:31:32Speaker 00

  That's really hard to do.

• 1:31:34Speaker 03

  It's so tough.

• 1:31:34Speaker 00

  To not even get like, just stumble into the red zone once.

• 1:31:37Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:31:39Speaker 00

  That's, that's incredible.

• 1:31:41Speaker 03

  I hope that Michael Pennix is, is healthy because if he's not, they're going to be putting so much pressure on him to say that he's healthy.

• 1:31:47Speaker 00

  Yes. Oh yeah. He's gonna have to play and it's gonna be, yeah.

• 1:31:51Speaker 03

  Stefanski is like knocking on his door a few times a day at the facility and just being like, hey, how you feeling?

• 1:31:56Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:31:56Speaker 03

  Can I get you anything?

• 1:31:57Speaker 00

  Yeah. It's, it's, oof. They're, they, they have five turnovers through two games of, uh, pick six for, uh, two straight weeks. Not a single play in the red zone. Next two games on the road, next three games in primetime. Yikes. Yikes, yikes, yikes. That is your Atlanta Falcons. Oh, Colts. Gonna maybe.

• 1:32:22Speaker 00

  Oh my God.

• 1:32:24Speaker 04

  I think he was down.

• 1:32:25Speaker 00

  Chiefs magic.

• 1:32:27Speaker 03

  You.

• 1:32:27Speaker 00

  Oh my God.

• 1:32:29Speaker 04

  I think he was down.

• 1:32:30Speaker 00

  This is crazy.

• 1:32:31Speaker 03

  Body language, he's acting like that was a fumble.

• 1:32:33Speaker 04

  I think he was, I think.

• 1:32:34Speaker 05

  That was a.

• 1:32:36Speaker 00

  How?

• 1:32:37Speaker 04

  Touched, touched.

• 1:32:38Speaker 00

  All right, all right. Not.

• 1:32:40Speaker 03

  Uh, wait, was he touched before he went down?

• 1:32:41Speaker 05

  He may have been touched before.

• 1:32:42Speaker 00

  That's a fumble.

• 1:32:43Speaker 03

  Somebody might've grazed him.

• 1:32:45Speaker 00

  But did he have the ball?

• 1:32:47Speaker 03

  He's touched.

• 1:32:48Speaker 05

  No.

• 1:32:48Speaker 00

  No, but he didn't have the ball. He didn't have the ball.

• 1:32:51Speaker 05

  Possession up. This is great. This is great.

• 1:32:55Speaker 00

  This is great podcasting.

• 1:32:57Speaker 05

  Somebody give us breakdown. Mike Prera, go.

• 1:33:00Speaker 03

  Let's get Butterworth on the line.

• 1:33:02Speaker 00

  Oh man, that is the Chiefs, man. This is what they do.

• 1:33:07Speaker 05

  I don't know. Maybe. All right. Do you have, they're touched? Does he have possession? Does he have possession?

• 1:33:13Speaker 03

  He's being touched. He has possession. He's being touched. Kind of.

• 1:33:17Speaker 00

  PFT, do a couple, do a couple ads.

• 1:33:20Speaker 05

  The kind of was not.

• 1:33:22Speaker 00

  Oh man. Oh man. Do a couple ads, PFT, while we, uh, while we wait for the call here.

• 1:33:27Speaker 03

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• 1:33:37Speaker 04

  I don't know. I don't know. Sorry.

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• 1:34:23Speaker 04

  It's golf. It's golf. Yeah, it's golf. I was trying to think of something like deeper, but it's, it's golf.

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• 1:34:52Speaker 00

  Okay, we're back. We still have a review. I don't know what, I don't know what's gonna happen. What do you guys think?

• 1:35:00Speaker 03

  I think, uh, unfortunately that's gonna be Chiefs ballgame.

• 1:35:03Speaker 00

  I think that's gonna be game over.

• 1:35:04Speaker 05

  La, Laquon Treadwell still in the league.

• 1:35:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:35:07Speaker 03

  Yep. Good for him.

• 1:35:07Speaker 00

  Yeah. Good, good point memes. Positive.

• 1:35:10Speaker 04

  I'm gonna go with down.

• 1:35:12Speaker 00

  Yeah. Was it down? Down? How down?

• 1:35:14Speaker 04

  Although.

• 1:35:16Speaker 00

  How down is down?

• 1:35:16Speaker 03

  Who's down?

• 1:35:19Speaker 00

  Uh, it could have been done.

• 1:35:22Speaker 04

  I think if this was a Chiefs player, he'd be down, but it is the Chiefs.

• 1:35:25Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:35:26Speaker 03

  The Chiefs is the Chiefs.

• 1:35:27Speaker 00

  The Chiefs are the Chiefs.

• 1:35:30Speaker 00

  Damn.

• 1:35:30Speaker 03

  I think that, uh, they might, if it was the Chiefs, they'd break out some rule we have never heard of before.

• 1:35:36Speaker 00

  Player was, they're announcing it.

• 1:35:38Speaker 03

  Down by contact, please.

• 1:35:40Speaker 00

  Oh. It looks like they're not celebrating.

• 1:35:43Speaker 04

  Call reversed.

• 1:35:44Speaker 00

  Call reversed. Colts still alive.

• 1:35:47Speaker 03

  First down.

• 1:35:48Speaker 00

  First down.

• 1:35:51Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:35:53Speaker 00

  And we play on and we play on. Okay. Uh, where are we? Oh, Browns 29 bucks, 19 or 26 bucks, 19.

• 1:36:07Speaker 00

  Zach.

• 1:36:10Speaker 06

  Yeah. You go into a game like this, you just think, hey, season or a home opener, Browns, things are gonna go great.

• 1:36:16Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:36:16Speaker 06

  And then things just don't go good and they continue to not go good.

• 1:36:20Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:36:21Speaker 06

  And then when you get beat by Deshaun Watson, the Browns.

• 1:36:23Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:36:23Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:36:24Speaker 03

  Yeah. First, uh, in the Todd Bowl, it's the first matchup of two teams whose head coaches are both named Todd.

• 1:36:30Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:36:31Speaker 03

  In NFL history and they're both Todd Roberts.

• 1:36:33Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:36:34Speaker 03

  Both had the same middle name.

• 1:36:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. I said it at the start of the show, Zach, and it was like half tongue in cheek, you know? My quarterback got injured. PFT's quarterback got injured, but neither of us lost to Deshaun Watson and the Browns.

• 1:36:48Speaker 06

  I, uh, you know, it didn't look good. It didn't look good at all. It felt like a lot of the passes were behind the line of scrimmage and the passes that were above the line of scrimmage were just way out of reach for guys to catch.

• 1:36:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:00Speaker 06

  Yeah. There's one silver lining, you know, Bucky Irving did his thing. He's a dog.

• 1:37:03Speaker 00

  Bucky Irving was really good.

• 1:37:04Speaker 06

  So good, but.

• 1:37:05Speaker 00

  They also, this also was a crazy game because it took five hours and 15 minutes to play the whole game because there was a two hour delay and it, it just was brutal to, if you're a Bucks fan to have to wait all that time, then to come back and lose. And I thought like the live line had the Bucks as favorites. They, they were in the better position. They had second and four on the 26 with two minutes left. You should be able to score from there.

• 1:37:29Speaker 06

  How do you come out of that ring delay?

• 1:37:31Speaker 00

  Just not a single duck in a row. You just come out sloppy. It was, it made no sense.

• 1:37:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, they were, they were in, in disarray. And I think that, yeah, it is tough because you go into that rain delay and you're already feeling like you kind of, you're losing the game.

• 1:37:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:37:42Speaker 03

  So like you spend that two hours, like reading stats about the game, thinking about what's going wrong so far. So it's like you almost deal with one loss and then you come back out and then you get another loss on top of that.

• 1:37:54Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:37:55Speaker 03

  So that's a, that's a tough way to, to lose, especially considering it's against the Browns.

• 1:37:59Speaker 00

  It sounded like Todd Monkin had the, the better plan in, in, in the rain delay. He, he said afterwards, uh, about the two hour, uh, lightning delay. We fueled, we hydrated, we played music, we kept the vibe up. We said we were in the driver's seat. And then after the game, he said, the Browns are gonna Browns F that.

• 1:38:16Speaker 03

  Wait, did he say F that or fuck that?

• 1:38:17Speaker 00

  I don't know if he said, I think he said F that.

• 1:38:20Speaker 03

  All right. All right, Todd.

• 1:38:21Speaker 00

  Todd's feeling himself.

• 1:38:22Speaker 03

  I see you, Todd.

• 1:38:23Speaker 00

  Todd's feeling, I mean, listen, first win for Todd, Todd Monkin in the NFL as a head coach. He said, everyone gets a game ball. I don't care what it costs. Kellen Moore, you've been put on notice. That's pretty cool. Everyone gets a game ball.

• 1:38:37Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:38:37Speaker 00

  Also, maybe the Browns found something. Have the entire media, Cleveland media and everyone in the NFL leak that Deshaun Watson is about to lose his job. And then you get a decent Deshaun Watson because he wasn't that bad today.

• 1:38:51Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, he had about half of what the expectation is for Deshaun Watson. He had 238 yards passing and two touchdowns.

• 1:38:58Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:38:58Speaker 03

  Um, so it could've been.

• 1:38:59Speaker 00

  But they put his job on the hot seat. Like all these reports came out before, like they're gonna evaluate after these games.

• 1:39:03Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, good game for Deshaun. Uh, maybe like a five dimensional chess move by Todd Monkin. There was one point in the game, I, I still need to try to find the, uh, the, uh, footage of this, but the announcer said, Todd Monkin has dropped to his knees on the sidelines in despair about something.

• 1:39:20Speaker 06

  It was the fourth quarter. They had, they only had two timeouts left and they called one of them.

• 1:39:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:39:26Speaker 06

  Like eight minutes to go. And they were either down a little bit or up a little bit. But they had to call the timeout.

• 1:39:32Speaker 03

  I need to see Todd Monkin dropping to his knees in despair on the sidelines.

• 1:39:35Speaker 00

  Todd Monkin has fallen.

• 1:39:36Speaker 03

  He has fallen, sir. Um, do you think, did the Browns make the right decision trading for Deshaun? Getting rid of Baker?

• 1:39:44Speaker 00

  So far in this game, yes. Week two of the 2026 season, yes.

• 1:39:48Speaker 03

  Yeah. It's time to ask the question.

• 1:39:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:39:50Speaker 03

  Should they extend to Sean?

• 1:39:53Speaker 00

  Imagine.

• 1:39:54Speaker 03

  It'd be the funniest thing ever.

• 1:39:56Speaker 00

  What are the boys laughing about in the booth?

• 1:39:58Speaker 05

  Meme just screamed, it smells like pussy in here. When he, when the Colts decided to not go for it on fourth down.

• 1:40:04Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 1:40:05Speaker 03

  All right.

• 1:40:06Speaker 05

  So that's what we were, we were laughing at.

• 1:40:08Speaker 00

  We're podcasting over here.

• 1:40:09Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:40:10Speaker 05

  Tell him.

• 1:40:12Speaker 00

  Turn on your mic when you have to say it. All right, we're going to, uh, maybe have a tie. Three minutes left for the Chiefs.

• 1:40:19Speaker 03

  We, we, we deserve a tie.

• 1:40:20Speaker 00

  That'd be fun. Chiefs are gonna win with Harrison Bucker, uh, field goal.

• 1:40:25Speaker 03

  And Todd Bowles said after the game, nobody is coming to save us.

• 1:40:28Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:40:29Speaker 03

  Would not really, um, that motivational of a message, I think, to send to your team.

• 1:40:34Speaker 00

  Sounds like he's stranded.

• 1:40:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:40:36Speaker 00

  Sounds like he's looking for a new quarterback.

• 1:40:37Speaker 03

  He might, he might be looking to get stranded soon.

• 1:40:40Speaker 00

  Yes. Yes.

• 1:40:41Speaker 05

  Strand.

• 1:40:42Speaker 00

  No one's coming to save us.

• 1:40:43Speaker 03

  Mm hmm. Uh, like that's not, if you're, if you're a buck and that's, that's Todd's message to you after the game.

• 1:40:49Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:40:50Speaker 03

  That's, you're not looking forward to come to work on Monday.

• 1:40:53Speaker 00

  Incredibly uninspirational.

• 1:40:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:40:54Speaker 00

  It was, uh, yeah, no, Sean outplayed Baker today. Baker had a bad day. Uh, I don't know, the offensive line for the Bucks was supposed to be the strength and it doesn't look that way. I don't also, I mean, this is why I said, when we finished last season, it's like, how do you bring Todd Bowles back? It feels like you're back. The Bucks have, uh, since week eight of last season, when I think they started like six and one or something like that, they, they've gone three and 10, three and 10 since week eight of last season. The only teams with the worst record are the Titans, Commanders and Cardinals.

• 1:41:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:41:30Speaker 00

  So they've also lost 11 straight against the spread. That's hard to do. They make the spread. So it's like, you know, it's, it should be, you should be about 500 against the spread. 11 straight against the spread.

• 1:41:44Speaker 03

  I was shocked when I saw that three and 10 stat. Uh, but it, it does also kind of remind you how hot the Bucks were at the start of last year.

• 1:41:50Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:41:51Speaker 03

  They were really, it may be like a really good team in terms of closing out, uh, tough games.

• 1:41:56Speaker 00

  But if a coach goes three and eight to end a season and it's his third year and like you have the best roster in the NFC South, you'd think you wouldn't bring him back. They brought him back and now you start 0-2.

• 1:42:05Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:42:05Speaker 00

  Seems like we're just doing it again.

• 1:42:07Speaker 03

  The, because we are. That's like, it's literally what they're doing. And, um, Zach, this is a tough one to get over, I think, for you.

• 1:42:14Speaker 06

  Yeah, it, uh, wasn't a fun watch whatsoever. I know, like on paper, it looks like Deshaun, like cut us up a little bit, but like a lot of those yards were just like after the catch and we're just like missing routine tackles and they're getting by like two, three guys that like should've, I don't know. It was a lot of yards out there that shouldn't have happened because the defense is playing sloppy as well. Uh, at one point, the bigger left the huddle, he's holding his lower back. That made me a little nervous. I'm not sure what that is, but yeah, we, we go from here. I'm not gonna, it's week two. So Tubbs is the coach. I want him to do as good as he possibly can. You know what I mean? But it doesn't, it just feels like Groundhog's Day a little bit.

• 1:42:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:42:48Speaker 00

  Yeah. Doesn't feel good.

• 1:42:51Speaker 06

  Also Dom, I didn't see Dom for six hours and then he just turns the corner with a.

• 1:42:54Speaker 00

  He was pretty loud.

• 1:42:55Speaker 06

  With a, a dog bone necklace on and a, yeah, what are we?

• 1:42:59Speaker 00

  He keeps talking about his lucky dog bone necklace. You can't have any lucky anything if you're a Browns fan. There can't be like, oh, every time I bring out the lucky dog bone. That doesn't make any sense.

• 1:43:13Speaker 03

  Yeah. The only, I guess.

• 1:43:14Speaker 00

  What would it, what would it?

• 1:43:15Speaker 03

  Wear it when you beat the Steelers in the playoffs at one time?

• 1:43:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, but then what, where, where's it been? He's worn it many weeks.

• 1:43:22Speaker 03

  If you have anything that's lucky, it's, it's long since crossed over and become unlucky from the times that you've had to wear it.

• 1:43:29Speaker 00

  Yeah. You look at the expiration date on that lucky and it's, it's long since it's gone.

• 1:43:34Speaker 06

  It would have had to been buried in the backyard several, several years ago and dug up today.

• 1:43:37Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:43:38Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:43:38Speaker 00

  Then it might be lucky if it was a new thing. But yeah, the lucky dog bone. I know, I don't understand that, but good for the Browns. I'm at, listen, Browns fans are diehards and they deserve a win and something nice, especially this early in the season. You're one and one now. Who do you got? Oh, this, now I'm actually nervous about this. So Dude Wipes did a promo where, uh, next week, if they beat the Panthers by 22 or more, they're giving out, or do they not play the Panthers next week?

• 1:44:05Speaker 03

  They do.

• 1:44:06Speaker 00

  They do. The Browns, Max, you're not locked in.

• 1:44:09Speaker 03

  They do.

• 1:44:09Speaker 00

  Max just looked up the, the Buccaneers.

• 1:44:11Speaker 03

  High noon on Fox.

• 1:44:12Speaker 00

  Uh, if they beat them by 22 or more, Dude Wipes is giving someone, uh, $50,000. And I said to PFT, should we match?

• 1:44:20Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:44:20Speaker 00

  Browns might be good.

• 1:44:21Speaker 03

  I think we should match.

• 1:44:22Speaker 00

  Scared to match.

• 1:44:23Speaker 03

  I think we should match and I'm gonna throw in a new toilet as well.

• 1:44:27Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:44:28Speaker 03

  I'll buy a Browns fan a toilet.

• 1:44:30Speaker 00

  Let's go 23 or more. So that way we can, we're not just totally taking their.

• 1:44:34Speaker 03

  It's like the Browns ladder.

• 1:44:35Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 1:44:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:44:36Speaker 00

  23 or more Browns be, if the Browns beat the Panthers by 23 or more, PFT and I will find one lucky Browns AWL.

• 1:44:44Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:44:44Speaker 00

  And give them $50,000 total.

• 1:44:46Speaker 03

  And a toilet.

• 1:44:47Speaker 00

  And a toilet.

• 1:44:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:44:50Speaker 00

  Two toilets.

• 1:44:51Speaker 03

  Do you wanna match?

• 1:44:51Speaker 00

  Yeah, I'll match your toilet.

• 1:44:53Speaker 03

  That's huge.

• 1:44:54Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 1:44:55Speaker 03

  I don't think anyone's ever.

• 1:44:56Speaker 00

  We'll have to make, Shane, make a graphic for it. It's gonna be a big game.

• 1:44:59Speaker 03

  No one's ever won two toilets before, I don't think.

• 1:45:02Speaker 00

  $50,000 and two toilets. That's pretty fucking huge. 23 points or more.

• 1:45:06Speaker 03

  Yeah. There's no way. There's no way.

• 1:45:09Speaker 00

  This is gonna be a hell of a gambling game if they're up like 17 late.

• 1:45:13Speaker 03

  I mean, Deshaun didn't look bad today.

• 1:45:16Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 1:45:18Speaker 03

  And there were even some drops that got left on the field.

• 1:45:20Speaker 00

  Yeah. Denzel Boston, did you see his quote about his big, uh, his big catch and run? He said, wait, I gotta find it. It was, it was a, a very funny, uh, he said, after I spun out, I see green grass. I'm to the house. I'm to the Baja. I don't know.

• 1:45:36Speaker 03

  To the Baja. Okay.

• 1:45:38Speaker 00

  But that's what he was thinking when he was running.

• 1:45:40Speaker 03

  The bottom?

• 1:45:41Speaker 00

  I'm to the Baja.

• 1:45:42Speaker 03

  I'm to the bottom.

• 1:45:43Speaker 00

  I don't know. To the Baja. Okay. The Chiefs and Colts, by the way, are in, uh, oh, the overtime with two minutes left, tied 30 to 30. So it feels like the Chiefs need like 15 more yards.

• 1:45:55Speaker 03

  Harrison Bucker is gonna kick a 50.

• 1:45:57Speaker 00

  Tie would be sick.

• 1:45:58Speaker 03

  Four yarder, uh, for the win.

• 1:46:00Speaker 00

  Tie would be sick.

• 1:46:02Speaker 03

  I've, I've seen this game so many times.

• 1:46:04Speaker 00

  Uh, by the way, hand up on this show. Remember last week, did we not do, uh, who's gonna win a game first? The Dolphins or the Browns?

• 1:46:12Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:46:12Speaker 00

  We were very wrong. Very, very wrong. Browns, not the worst team in the NFL. They're not even bottom two.

• 1:46:21Speaker 03

  I think they're.

• 1:46:23Speaker 00

  I mean, power rankings wise, the Bucks have to be worse.

• 1:46:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, 0-2.

• 1:46:27Speaker 00

  Yeah. The Dolphins are worse. The Titans are worse. The Chargers are worse.

• 1:46:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:46:32Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:46:32Speaker 03

  Worse.

• 1:46:34Speaker 00

  Zach, are you, is season over or are you?

• 1:46:37Speaker 06

  I was there a little bit ago. I was thinking that, like, hey, let's just move on, you know?

• 1:46:40Speaker 00

  You guys can still win the South though.

• 1:46:42Speaker 06

  I, that's the only, so that's the thing. It's like, our division is so bad that every year you think somebody's gotta win it. Why not us?

• 1:46:49Speaker 00

  Right. It's, it, no one's 2-0.

• 1:46:51Speaker 06

  No, just, I think Panthers have a win, Saints have a win and it's completely open still. So I'm not, I'm not out of it whatsoever. We go to Vikings next week. Football starts week three. We go from there.

• 1:47:01Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 1:47:02Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 1:47:02Speaker 00

  Football starts week three. You're still gonna go to war with Todd Bowles though.

• 1:47:06Speaker 06

  Have to.

• 1:47:07Speaker 03

  Who do you, who do you want to play with the Vikings? Do you wanna play against Kyler? Or do you wanna try your luck with Wentz? Wentz is soda.

• 1:47:16Speaker 06

  I would like to play Kyle.

• 1:47:17Speaker 00

  Kenneth Walker is so fucking good, dude.

• 1:47:22Speaker 03

  Chiefs is the Chiefs.

• 1:47:23Speaker 00

  The Chiefs is the Chiefs Colts gonna cover though.

• 1:47:28Speaker 00

  Well, I guess, yeah, I shouldn't have said that.

• 1:47:30Speaker 03

  Maybe.

• 1:47:30Speaker 00

  Those famous last words. Famous last words had enough. We'll talk college football on Wednesday, but I was on the wrong side of NC State and I was paralyzed for about a, an hour.

• 1:47:44Speaker 03

  Shocking.

• 1:47:44Speaker 00

  Just sitting in just silence and then I had UNC Clemson right after and I said, what am I doing? Why am I doing this? It was quite something just sitting there on my couch. Not speaking. Okay. Uh, afternoon games Broncos 20 Jaguars 13 Broncos are back. That looked in the first half like the Broncos season was going to be over because we had the Jaguars come out. Looked good. Looked like they hadn't changed anything like, you know, from last week and the way they ended last season. Then, uh, and we also had a really bad Bo Nix interception at the end of the second quarter, really bad.

• 1:48:24Speaker 00

  But the Broncos defense showed up in the second half. Bo Nix started finding Jayden Waddle. He found him in the first half as well. And I see the vision. I see the vision with Jayden Waddle. He was explosive. It was cool to see the Broncos defense played really well in the second, especially in the second half. That Riley Moss interception kind of changed the whole flow of the game. Then they were pinning their ears back. They were getting to Trevor Lawrence Broncos, not as bad as they looked week one.

• 1:48:49Speaker 03

  That was a, a dog shit interception that Trevor Lawrence.

• 1:48:52Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:48:53Speaker 03

  Uh, third and six tough down to throw on. We all know that, but it was just, it was a terrible decision.

• 1:48:57Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:48:57Speaker 03

  It was like very clearly, uh, that Riley Moss had, had the inside position. Don't know why through that. He described it as a very bad interception and it was kind of like a little bit of the Broncos that we saw last year.

• 1:49:08Speaker 00

  Mm hmm.

• 1:49:08Speaker 03

  It, it, it's nice to be like, okay, maybe that wasn't a complete mirage from last season.

• 1:49:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:49:13Speaker 03

  It did to me going into, I said this on Friday's show, but it did feel like the, uh, the Jaguars, like they could not be any higher than they were. And then the Broncos public, uh, Monday night football in front of the entire world, ugly loss looked like the worst possible team that possible iteration of themselves that they have been for the last two seasons. Um, so it was, it was nice to see that the Broncos still have some of that shit in them from last year.

• 1:49:38Speaker 00

  Yes, yes, I'd agree that in their, their defense, especially in the second half, looked like that where they were harassing Trevor Lawrence, getting him off his spot. We did have, uh, a couple of funny things happen in this game. Liam, Liam Cohen got an unsportsmanlike penalty, which after a, uh, Travis Hunter pass interference. That was funny. I, I watched the replay. I think he just said, what the fuck is going on here? I don't know why that would be a flag, uh, but that, that kind of sucked for Liam Cohen. And we also had, uh, I, I was thinking about it. The Davis Webb offensive coordinator thing with Sean Payton. Sean Payton is actually a genius because you can move Davis Webb upstairs.

• 1:50:21Speaker 00

  I forgot about that. He's downstairs right now. Sean Payton actually did give him an attaboy and was like, good job at the end of the game. They showed that, but there was a moment, uh, Chiefs win 33, 30. We'll get to that game at the end. So Davis Webb, in the first half, I noticed that they were cutting to him a lot. And like the frustration, it feels like that was a, I'm not saying that Sean Payton told him that, but when you have your offensive coordinator front and center like that, being like, this is the guy. This is the problem. This is the problem. This is the problem. He was on the hot seat. It felt like in the first half, even though the interception was Bo Nix, not Davis Webb.

• 1:50:56Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:50:56Speaker 00

  Then second half, they found their rhythm and Jayden Waddle looked great. So Davis Webb, he's okay. And Sean Payton, again, smart move to give the actual buffer that you can always move them upstairs as your next course of action, not just fire him and take control.

• 1:51:13Speaker 03

  And then you can move them back.

• 1:51:14Speaker 00

  You can move them back.

• 1:51:15Speaker 03

  You can move them right back down and that, that might solve some things.

• 1:51:18Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 1:51:18Speaker 03

  Uh, yeah, I, I don't know what to make of the Broncos, just like I didn't know too much what to make of them last season. I think they're going to be a team that if they get the breaks, go their way, they will be involved in the playoffs, but I don't think that they're, I don't know. I, I, I still haven't seen any like improvement from them from last year.

• 1:51:36Speaker 00

  I'll say this, Bo Nix winner, like fifth career win when trailing by double digits. He's been in the NFL for three years. That's, I mean, you're never out of it with Bo Nix. Sometimes he'll put you in that double digit hole, but he'll also be a part of the reason why you can get out of it. And he, he threw the ball nicely, like deep. I just, Sean Payton's wife, you had a good fantasy day.

• 1:51:58Speaker 03

  Yeah. Congratulations. Um, yeah. I mean, a lot of the, a lot of the mistakes that have been made. I don't necessarily think that you can point to Davis Webb and say, this is his fault.

• 1:52:06Speaker 00

  No.

• 1:52:07Speaker 03

  I think that it's going to be very convenient that if, if their offense doesn't have a good game. Of course, one of the first things people are going to say is like, well, you have a Hall of Fame play caller and he's not calling plays.

• 1:52:18Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:52:18Speaker 03

  Why?

• 1:52:19Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 1:52:20Speaker 03

  But, but in reality, sometimes like players do stupid shit.

• 1:52:24Speaker 00

  Yeah. The Trevor Lawrence had a 19.8 passer rating in the second half. So that tells you what the Broncos defense was able to do and dial up. Uh, do you guys want to do a real quick idiot jazz? Because I, I don't know why this popped in my head. Uh, but it did. I think it was because I was just looking back through this game and I was, uh, like, you know, I, I know what changed the game. It was Riley Moss interception. Uh, Riley Moss might be the one, one name in the NFL for could be a hot porn star.

• 1:52:56Speaker 00

  Do you guys agree? Um.

• 1:52:59Speaker 03

  So there's not a lot of guy names that could be girl names.

• 1:53:01Speaker 00

  Right. Riley Moss. So then I looked at it. The, the Broncos might be the one, one team right now in the NFL for hot porn stars because Bo Nix could be a hot porn star too. Uh, Riley Moss. I think you'd have to change it to Nikki Bonito, but Nikki Bonito would be like if it was N I K K I. And then Tyler Batty might just be a hot guy porn star.

• 1:53:29Speaker 03

  Tyler Batty is good.

• 1:53:30Speaker 00

  That's a, they might lead the league in, in porn star.

• 1:53:32Speaker 03

  What are you saying? But like bone?

• 1:53:35Speaker 00

  No, I think Bo Nix could be a chick's name too.

• 1:53:38Speaker 05

  Packers got a couple.

• 1:53:40Speaker 00

  Packers got, so I looked it up.

• 1:53:41Speaker 03

  What about?

• 1:53:42Speaker 00

  I went through a couple. Yeah. Jordan Love is a good one.

• 1:53:44Speaker 05

  Sky more.

• 1:53:44Speaker 00

  Mm hmm. Sky more, Jordan Love.

• 1:53:46Speaker 03

  Basial tootin'.

• 1:53:48Speaker 00

  No, I don't think that's, no.

• 1:53:50Speaker 03

  Facial, facial tootin'.

• 1:53:52Speaker 00

  Yeah, but it's like actual porn star names. Yeah. The, the, uh, the Vikings sneaky have a decent porn star team because they had, I was looking through it. DJ Dallas, like this could be guy or girl porn star. DJ Dallas, Cameron, Cameron Dantzler could be a chick. Jordan Addison could be a chick. Dallas Turner could be, I think both. And then Bo Richter is like a dude with like a 16 inch cock.

• 1:54:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54:16Speaker 00

  Bo Richter.

• 1:54:17Speaker 03

  Bo Richter is pretty good.

• 1:54:18Speaker 00

  And then I went even deeper. Again, I'm sorry. This is really stupid that this spent, I spent 15 minutes of my time, uh, prepping for games. And I went through this. I think the winner though, would be the 2024, uh, Miami Dolphins. Cause the 2024 Miami Dolphins had Skylar Thompson. That is a hot chick porn starting. Uh, Kendall Fuller.

• 1:54:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 1:54:40Speaker 00

  Also hot chick porn starting Kendall Lamb, Storm Duck, which I don't even know what that would be. River Craycraft.

• 1:54:47Speaker 03

  Storm Duck is a producer.

• 1:54:49Speaker 00

  Yeah. And then David Long would be a, a dude, but David Long would work.

• 1:54:53Speaker 03

  Yeah. I'm trying to think what, what else we got. I, if I had more time, I think I could go historically. Right now, Lad McConkey sounds like a dude porn star.

• 1:55:02Speaker 00

  Bears had a few. Yeah.

• 1:55:03Speaker 05

  Devin Bush.

• 1:55:04Speaker 00

  Yeah. Kyle Manung guy.

• 1:55:06Speaker 05

  Sky Thomas.

• 1:55:07Speaker 00

  Sky, any sky.

• 1:55:08Speaker 05

  Mm hmm. Sky works. Colton Loveland or something.

• 1:55:12Speaker 00

  Yes, that is big time. We should do the all, maybe we do that like Gruden grinders, but we just do the all porn star team. We should do that. We should actually do that. Yeah. The, the, the one that I think also part of why I, uh, was thinking this with Riley Moss is that the Broncos did have a classic, could be a hot porn star in Ashley Lee. Remember him?

• 1:55:33Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 1:55:34Speaker 00

  Ashley Lee was a hot, that's a hot girl name.

• 1:55:36Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 1:55:37Speaker 00

  Every time I saw Ashley Lee, I was like, that should be a hot chick. Yeah, maybe we'll do this.

• 1:55:41Speaker 03

  Is he the only Ashley to play?

• 1:55:45Speaker 03

  I think he might be.

• 1:55:46Speaker 00

  We, we, we should do this though. We should do the, the all porn team, uh, for, for names.

• 1:55:53Speaker 03

  Bam Knight would be another good one.

• 1:55:55Speaker 00

  That's good. That's good. Max Strong would be a good guy porn star name. Like there, you can do both. It doesn't have to just be chicks. Colston Loveland is good. You're right. But yeah, I think you have to have, what were your other, uh, Sky?

• 1:56:09Speaker 05

  Cam Lewis is another one.

• 1:56:10Speaker 00

  You, you need to have a, it needs to be.

• 1:56:12Speaker 03

  DJ Dallas.

• 1:56:13Speaker 00

  Yeah, it needs to be. I said that for the Vikings. You need to have, uh, equal like guy and girl. You can't just be like all guys.

• 1:56:20Speaker 05

  Cause they gotta be fucking each other.

• 1:56:21Speaker 00

  Yeah, right. Exactly. The Skylar Thompson, Kendall Fuller Dolphins though, come on.

• 1:56:27Speaker 05

  Anyone named Kareem?

• 1:56:29Speaker 00

  Kareem. Yeah.

• 1:56:29Speaker 03

  Mm hmm.

• 1:56:30Speaker 00

  Either way, something we should maybe do at some point. We just do the all 22 of porn star names. Skylar Thompson has to be starting quarterback.

• 1:56:37Speaker 03

  Skylar Thompson. Yeah.

• 1:56:38Speaker 00

  A hundred percent. Skylar's, Skylar's, Skylar's a stripper name. It just is.

• 1:56:44Speaker 05

  Jordan Love is.

• 1:56:45Speaker 00

  Jordan Love is pretty damn good. You're right. You're right. You're right.

• 1:56:49Speaker 03

  Frankie Louvoo.

• 1:56:52Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:56:53Speaker 05

  Frankie. Yeah.

• 1:56:55Speaker 00

  Frankie. Yeah. Frankie for a chick. Yeah. That absolutely could play. Okay. That was all I had there.

• 1:57:02Speaker 00

  Broncos win though. Broncos are back.

• 1:57:04Speaker 03

  It's, it looks a lot like it did last year.

• 1:57:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:57:07Speaker 03

  At, at its best times.

• 1:57:08Speaker 00

  I'd agree. I'd agree. Uh, and there. I, there's something about Bo Nix that you just can't quit him. When he, that, that interception he threw in, in, in the second quarter was so, so bad.

• 1:57:19Speaker 03

  It was so, so. It was awful. Just like chucked it up in the, and again, that's not something that Davis Webb had on the play sheet.

• 1:57:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 1:57:26Speaker 03

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• 1:59:55Speaker 00

  Okay. Uh, Shane, get in here. Sit. He's got his Chargers poncho.

• 2:00:00Speaker 03

  Are you bolted Shane?

• 2:00:01Speaker 00

  Raiders 26.

• 2:00:02Speaker 05

  Always bolted.

• 2:00:03Speaker 00

  Chargers 14. Shane, I told you before, but the Los Angeles Chargers will be my pinky team. They're so bad. They're not going to win the Super Bowl.

• 2:00:11Speaker 05

  It's a great choice.

• 2:00:11Speaker 00

  It's the only time I've ever felt like fully, fully safe. And I looked it up because I know people are going to get upset. The Chargers before the season, uh, had on DraftKings, uh, sports, they had, hold on, I'm going to pull it up. I believe they had 15 to one odds. So what?

• 2:00:29Speaker 05

  I said probably, I think.

• 2:00:30Speaker 00

  15 to one odds. So for people like, oh, they'd never had a chance to win the Super Bowl. Oh no, they were 17 to one. They were one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, eight team. They were ahead of the Texans. They were ahead of the Niners, the Lions, the Broncos, the Bengals, the Bears, the Cowboys. That's a, that's a team that was in the conversation, you know, Super Bowl aspirations. They are dog shit Shane.

• 2:00:56Speaker 05

  Yeah, it's not good.

• 2:00:57Speaker 03

  And their schedule right now, these were the two games that you had to win.

• 2:01:00Speaker 00

  Had.

• 2:01:01Speaker 03

  And you lost both of them. The schedule from this point on is the second hardest in the entire NFL.

• 2:01:06Speaker 05

  I think it's, someone did the, like went through all the analytics and in the last 10 years, it's like the third hardest schedule any teams had since like 2017.

• 2:01:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, you guys are getting fucked now.

• 2:01:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:01:17Speaker 00

  Where do we, who's, let's do the blame game. Let's start the blame game.

• 2:01:21Speaker 03

  Want to get, get the pie out?

• 2:01:22Speaker 00

  Yeah, let's get the blame pie out. We're going to talk about the Raiders because Raiders do need some love starting 2-0 for the first time and feels like forever. And you know, Kirk Cousins was awesome today.

• 2:01:31Speaker 03

  Let's cut the pie though.

• 2:01:32Speaker 05

  Oof. Okay.

• 2:01:34Speaker 03

  How much do you deserve?

• 2:01:36Speaker 05

  I think.

• 2:01:37Speaker 00

  You look ridiculous.

• 2:01:39Speaker 05

  Yeah, you invited me on the couch.

• 2:01:41Speaker 00

  Ridiculous.

• 2:01:42Speaker 05

  I look like, I look normal.

• 2:01:43Speaker 03

  I would never wear something that ridiculous.

• 2:01:46Speaker 05

  I didn't wear any Chargers gear today, so you asked me to come on the couch. I have to come bolted up.

• 2:01:50Speaker 00

  No, no, no.

• 2:01:50Speaker 05

  It's like a punishment that like we made you wear this.

• 2:01:53Speaker 00

  And I just.

• 2:01:53Speaker 05

  Punishment.

• 2:01:54Speaker 00

  Yeah. I want, I want it on the record. You were wearing that before I asked you to come on the show.

• 2:01:59Speaker 05

  That's not true.

• 2:01:59Speaker 00

  Yes, it is. He was walking around in that all afternoon.

• 2:02:02Speaker 05

  Yeah, you were. Yeah, I mean.

• 2:02:05Speaker 00

  Literally memes. I said, you're going to have to come on tonight. I said it to him while he was wearing this.

• 2:02:11Speaker 05

  I'm still bolted up like.

• 2:02:13Speaker 00

  Max, that was true.

• 2:02:15Speaker 05

  I, I don't think that's true.

• 2:02:17Speaker 03

  That's an insane thing to make up.

• 2:02:18Speaker 05

  You did, you did tell me that you wanted me on the show after, so I put it on.

• 2:02:21Speaker 00

  I thought you were wearing that. Is that?

• 2:02:23Speaker 05

  Yeah. So.

• 2:02:24Speaker 00

  Okay. All right. Fine.

• 2:02:25Speaker 03

  You were wearing it at some point. Yeah?

• 2:02:27Speaker 05

  Yeah, after.

• 2:02:28Speaker 00

  Okay. My bad.

• 2:02:30Speaker 05

  But I needed like, I needed to pump myself up.

• 2:02:32Speaker 00

  My bad. I apologize, Max.

• 2:02:34Speaker 05

  I don't know. Jim Harbaugh is a big one.

• 2:02:36Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:02:36Speaker 05

  I think they're just a lot of dumb decisions. They've been like platooning guards. So every other drive, they're just swapping out a guard.

• 2:02:44Speaker 00

  Really smart.

• 2:02:45Speaker 05

  Yeah, really smart.

• 2:02:45Speaker 03

  I've never heard of that.

• 2:02:46Speaker 05

  Really consistent. Really helps with the offense.

• 2:02:49Speaker 03

  Do they have a reason?

• 2:02:49Speaker 05

  I don't know. I blame Mike McDaniel to an extent. I just think the offense, the Greg Roman offense they're running, that's like kindergarten. Like, that's like the most basic offense there is. And now Mike McDaniel's coming in, he's throwing in all these motions and everything. They're just, however long training camp was, it just wasn't long enough for them to like get in tune with everything and everything's coming. Everything's so timing based, like they're just, one, one person makes a mistake, it throws off the whole play. So I could see, I could see a possibility where in these next few games, like they get momentum going and like offense starts to click and like.

• 2:03:21Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 2:03:21Speaker 05

  But it's not looking good right now. These two games, I said before the Cardinals game, like both these are must wins. This is like.

• 2:03:28Speaker 00

  The loss of both.

• 2:03:29Speaker 05

  I, yeah.

• 2:03:30Speaker 03

  Even if you lose back to back must wins, that's, that's tough.

• 2:03:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:03:34Speaker 05

  Really tough. We're going to have to make up, I mean.

• 2:03:36Speaker 00

  What if you're just not, what if, what if we look back and you're like, actually, yeah, the Raiders and Cardinals were better than the Chargers.

• 2:03:43Speaker 05

  You could. I mean, you could make the case that the Cardinals like, I think Cardinals are pretty underrated. Like they're.

• 2:03:50Speaker 00

  No, I think the Cardinals are bad. They got absolutely something.

• 2:03:52Speaker 05

  Well, yeah, but I mean.

• 2:03:53Speaker 00

  But the Raiders might not be bad.

• 2:03:54Speaker 05

  Even before the game, I was telling Colton, like I could see a path where the, the Cardinals win, but.

• 2:04:00Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:04:00Speaker 05

  The, the Chargers defense is a big problem. It's like staley level bad. It was a little better today, but.

• 2:04:06Speaker 00

  What about, uh, well, I mean Kirk Cousins, like he was lighting you guys up.

• 2:04:11Speaker 05

  Three touch. I mean.

• 2:04:12Speaker 00

  He was throwing it deep too. That was my big thing. When I said he played goodish week one, it's because he couldn't throw the deep ball. Today he did.

• 2:04:17Speaker 05

  It was like two broken plays though. It was like miscommunication with safeties. I don't know. Obviously I'm not.

• 2:04:22Speaker 00

  What about when you snapped the ball while Trey Harris was in motion and it hit him?

• 2:04:26Speaker 05

  Yeah, that's, that's what I was talking about before.

• 2:04:30Speaker 03

  They need to practice more is what I'm hearing.

• 2:04:31Speaker 05

  Yeah. He, Herbert said after that, it was just like, time was running out. He was trying to rush it, but.

• 2:04:36Speaker 03

  It might've been a couple of days where Harbaugh was like, hey, I know that we don't have practice and I can't make you guys come in, but it'd be really good. Maybe come in your day off.

• 2:04:43Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:04:44Speaker 00

  What about, uh, what about Herbert? Does he get any blame?

• 2:04:48Speaker 05

  Of course.

• 2:04:49Speaker 00

  Yeah. How much?

• 2:04:50Speaker 05

  Greatest of all time. The last game, a lot more blame than he should get this game. There was some like really bad receiver plays. Like, did you see? First drive, did you see the Arande Gadsden just like bat the ball away from? From, uh, Brandon Thompson.

• 2:05:06Speaker 03

  He threw a good ball to receiver and yeah.

• 2:05:08Speaker 05

  Our tight end was playing defense. And then did the Njoku interception, like just a bunch of crazy plays. There's a whole shot to Quinn Johnson. He just didn't catch. It's just like a bunch of mistakes everywhere. We are, we're driving down the field to tie the game and Amarian Hampton fumbles the ball. It's like.

• 2:05:25Speaker 03

  Yeah. That was a great, I'm watching this play right now. This is a great breakup by Gadsden.

• 2:05:30Speaker 05

  It was crazy.

• 2:05:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:05:32Speaker 00

  You didn't like Hank making those noises.

• 2:05:33Speaker 05

  No, he just ummed me.

• 2:05:35Speaker 00

  Yeah. I mean, he ummed you.

• 2:05:36Speaker 05

  Get it off your chest.

• 2:05:37Speaker 04

  No, I, that, I felt bad. I felt, I felt your pain and the way you said he fumbled the ball. That's just like, um.

• 2:05:43Speaker 05

  Yeah. Ramon DeSantis does it fucking five times a game?

• 2:05:46Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay. Uh.

• 2:05:48Speaker 03

  Get it off your chest Hank.

• 2:05:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, get it off your chest.

• 2:05:50Speaker 05

  I don't know. I've been pretty open about like.

• 2:05:52Speaker 00

  How bad it is. Yeah. Can I give you a, a stat which I know you've probably seen? Have you seen the stat I'm about to say?

• 2:05:59Speaker 05

  Is it the Andrew Luck stat?

• 2:06:00Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:06:01Speaker 05

  Oh.

• 2:06:02Speaker 00

  No, no.

• 2:06:03Speaker 03

  How much of the blame pie does, uh, Miss Beer get?

• 2:06:08Speaker 05

  Hmm.

• 2:06:11Speaker 05

  I think she gets a small piece of the pie. But definitely, I think definitely a piece of the pie.

• 2:06:15Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're going to have to.

• 2:06:16Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:06:17Speaker 00

  No, those, that pie's for you is what you say.

• 2:06:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:06:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:06:20Speaker 05

  What's the stat? Let's hear it.

• 2:06:21Speaker 00

  All right. Team Saloos back to back home games by double digits against teams with a sub 200 winning percentage the previous season.

• 2:06:30Speaker 05

  The last one was like, it was like the Akron Wizards or some.

• 2:06:32Speaker 00

  Uh, no, close. It's, it's the 2026 Los Angeles Chargers and the 1926 Racine Tornadoes. Now here's the problem Shane, the Racine Tornadoes, they did this in 1926.

• 2:06:46Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 2:06:47Speaker 00

  They then played one more game, then they dissolved as a franchise. They never played another game. They just ceased to exist. So you're on franchise dissolution watch. If, if history had told us anything, you would, you are going to play one more game and then just never be a franchise again.

• 2:07:07Speaker 00

  Also fun fact, uh, Mitt Romney's dad was the quarterback for them in, uh, 1922.

• 2:07:12Speaker 03

  That's a very fun fact.

• 2:07:13Speaker 00

  Or 24, I believe. The Racine Tornadoes.

• 2:07:15Speaker 05

  That's a crazy stat.

• 2:07:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, that, one more game and then they, they quit.

• 2:07:18Speaker 00

  They also were led by, uh, fullback slash kicker Hank Gillough.

• 2:07:22Speaker 05

  And the two games, these, these two games, same score. Ended the same score, twenty-six, fourteen?

• 2:07:27Speaker 00

  You guys want to guess the size of their fullback?

• 2:07:31Speaker 03

  I think he was probably five-eleven and two hundred five pounds.

• 2:07:35Speaker 00

  Close. Five-ten, a hundred ninety-five pounds.

• 2:07:39Speaker 03

  Wow. Yeah.

• 2:07:43Speaker 00

  He's probably a beast. He probably also like built a railroad and like in the offseason was like an incredible plumber or something like.

• 2:07:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, probably was like a World War One veteran.

• 2:07:53Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:07:53Speaker 05

  Can I, can I share a stat with you that this isn't really?

• 2:07:56Speaker 00

  Please.

• 2:07:56Speaker 05

  It's a pretty random stat, but I just had it in the pocket.

• 2:07:59Speaker 00

  Sorry. PFT said no.

• 2:08:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, not interested. It's a Chargers stat?

• 2:08:04Speaker 05

  It's a Justin Herbert stat.

• 2:08:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, not, uh, heck, what do you think?

• 2:08:09Speaker 00

  You want this Justin Herbert stat?

• 2:08:10Speaker 03

  Yeah. Okay.

• 2:08:12Speaker 05

  Andrew Luck in ninety-four games was sacked a hundred and eighty-five times.

• 2:08:16Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:08:17Speaker 05

  Justin Herbert in ninety-nine games. This was before this last game. How many times was he sacked?

• 2:08:22Speaker 00

  Andrew Luck, how many games again?

• 2:08:24Speaker 05

  Ninety-four games, a hundred eighty-five times. Justin Herbert, ninety-nine games, and it was, this stat was from before this, today's game.

• 2:08:30Speaker 03

  Hmm. I'm going to guess it was two hundred forty-one times.

• 2:08:38Speaker 00

  I would say three seventy-five.

• 2:08:41Speaker 05

  PFT saw the stat?

• 2:08:42Speaker 03

  Did I get it?

• 2:08:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was right on the dot.

• 2:08:44Speaker 00

  Two forty-one.

• 2:08:44Speaker 03

  I did have this written, that's written down for today, yeah.

• 2:08:46Speaker 00

  Okay, so he's been sacked two hundred forty-one times?

• 2:08:49Speaker 05

  Ninety-nine games.

• 2:08:50Speaker 03

  Two-point-three, two-point-four-three sacks per game.

• 2:08:54Speaker 00

  Now, isn't a sack partially a quarterback stat?

• 2:08:56Speaker 03

  It is.

• 2:08:56Speaker 05

  It is.

• 2:08:57Speaker 03

  So that's what I was saying when you're, I saw all those clips of, of last week where you had like three guys blocking one dude. And some of that is on the offensive line, yes, but I think some of it's also on the quarterback.

• 2:09:09Speaker 05

  Yeah, that one play from last week, I mean, I don't know if Harbaugh was just like throwing the Trey Harris under the bus. He was like, he was saying that basically in the Shanahan offense or whatever, they have like these outs for when a lot of pressure is coming to the quarterback, because when a lot of the guys come, there's space behind them. And Trey Harris was supposed to run an outroute and he ran in instead, so there's nobody behind those guys, so Herbert kinda had to eat the sack. At least that's what he said. Maybe he was just like taking blame away from Herbert, but.

• 2:09:37Speaker 00

  How's the, uh, did you listen to the Bolt Up Podcast? How are the boys doing?

• 2:09:41Speaker 05

  I didn't. It's, it's hard to, to click on the podcast when the vibes are this low right now.

• 2:09:45Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah.

• 2:09:46Speaker 05

  I think I will eventually, but.

• 2:09:47Speaker 00

  Making the noises again.

• 2:09:50Speaker 03

  I agree. It is funny to just think about you like you're, you're too upset to click the link for the podcast.

• 2:09:58Speaker 05

  I mean, I, I might at some other point, but I just, I don't really want to hear right now about how bad everything is. I know how bad everything is.

• 2:10:05Speaker 03

  I, I thought that Khalil Mack had a good quote in the postgame. They asked him what the message from, from Coach Harbaugh was. And he goes, honestly, I just blanked out the whole time. I don't really know.

• 2:10:14Speaker 05

  That's exactly what you want to hear, yeah?

• 2:10:15Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:10:17Speaker 05

  I never.

• 2:10:18Speaker 00

  Oh, no.

• 2:10:20Speaker 03

  I think Khalil Mack's allowed to say this. He goes, my mind was on the game, but I feel like it had something to do with picking up the pieces and getting this thing right.

• 2:10:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:10:27Speaker 03

  Just kinda like doing the word salad that might be what Harbaugh said after the game.

• 2:10:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:10:32Speaker 05

  It's such a shame to, like, every time we get, like, maximum hope for a season, like, we got Kellen Moore and the offense was, like, the team was shit. We have Greg Roman, team's fine, and then we get Mike McDaniel, and then it's like shit again. It's like.

• 2:10:47Speaker 00

  Yeah. Blow it up is what guilty is charged as it.

• 2:10:51Speaker 05

  That's what they're saying?

• 2:10:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:10:52Speaker 03

  Blow it all up.

• 2:10:52Speaker 05

  I was, uh.

• 2:10:53Speaker 00

  It went from crossroads to blow it up.

• 2:10:56Speaker 05

  I, I would be lying if I didn't say that Jeremiah Smith had crossed my mind at some point today.

• 2:11:02Speaker 00

  Wait, go, keep, scroll over. I want to see what the, all right. It went from, uh, L A D D N P, patience, question mark, balderdash, crossroads, blow it up. That's a pretty good stretch there for guilty as charged. Shout out guilty as charged.

• 2:11:22Speaker 05

  Shout out those guys. Those guys are awesome.

• 2:11:23Speaker 03

  So what does blow it up mean? Because when I hear blow it up, I'll tell you what I think.

• 2:11:28Speaker 05

  Toilet?

• 2:11:30Speaker 03

  No. I was just gonna say, everybody, everybody's gone.

• 2:11:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:11:33Speaker 03

  No, like fire Harbaugh. I'm not saying this. I'm saying.

• 2:11:36Speaker 00

  Herbert.

• 2:11:37Speaker 03

  Blow it up means Harbaugh fired. McDaniel's fired.

• 2:11:41Speaker 00

  Herbert.

• 2:11:43Speaker 03

  Fired.

• 2:11:44Speaker 00

  Fired.

• 2:11:44Speaker 05

  Herbert fired?

• 2:11:45Speaker 03

  Fired.

• 2:11:46Speaker 05

  Herbert fanboys will never, never turn on Herbert.

• 2:11:49Speaker 00

  That's uncomfortable conversations about Herbert.

• 2:11:51Speaker 05

  There's a lot of Vikings fans who are trying to get something going.

• 2:11:54Speaker 00

  Oh, that would be, that Vikings would be good.

• 2:11:58Speaker 03

  So the Chargers, they're oh and two with losses to teams that picked first and third.

• 2:12:03Speaker 05

  Yep.

• 2:12:04Speaker 03

  In last year's draft. That's probably the first time that's ever happened.

• 2:12:08Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:12:09Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:12:09Speaker 04

  Pickaxe making noises.

• 2:12:10Speaker 00

  Oh, yeah, sorry.

• 2:12:11Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 2:12:12Speaker 05

  Hmm. I mean, teams, teams can turn around. You saw Patriots last year, like, I, I, maybe that's just me being hopeful, but.

• 2:12:20Speaker 00

  Okay, all right, yeah, let's start. But my pinky's on the line now.

• 2:12:23Speaker 05

  I can't, I can't be.

• 2:12:24Speaker 03

  Your schedule is the second hardest. Did you say in the history of the NFL?

• 2:12:27Speaker 00

  Third hardest, yeah.

• 2:12:29Speaker 05

  Like, Patriots didn't have that schedule.

• 2:12:31Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 2:12:31Speaker 05

  No, they did not. That's, that's true. Turned around in week two.

• 2:12:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:12:34Speaker 03

  What do you mean they didn't have?

• 2:12:35Speaker 05

  They did lose to the Raiders. Yeah, but then they.

• 2:12:38Speaker 04

  Those we won, then we won week two.

• 2:12:39Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:12:40Speaker 04

  And won our fucking roll.

• 2:12:41Speaker 05

  No, I know, but mentally, I just can't be, I can't be out on the season yet. I can't.

• 2:12:48Speaker 00

  Yeah, no, I agree with you. You can't.

• 2:12:50Speaker 03

  You want to, you still want to believe that?

• 2:12:52Speaker 00

  Week two's too early. Yes, I agree with that. I agree with that.

• 2:12:55Speaker 05

  Like, I, I don't know.

• 2:12:57Speaker 00

  Hey, you didn't lose to the Browns.

• 2:12:58Speaker 05

  It can click. We didn't lose to the Browns yet. That's, you lost to the Cardinals at home and then, and then you lost to the Raiders.

• 2:13:07Speaker 00

  Yeah, they didn't lose to Shawn Watson and the Browns.

• 2:13:09Speaker 03

  Yes, memes, memes is a question for.

• 2:13:11Speaker 05

  I don't know why Max is, why? When are you ready to call the season? When am I ready to call the season? Good question. The Bills next week. Yeah, Bills is not gonna be fun. I don't know the exact schedule. I know it's like Bills, Rams, Niners.

• 2:13:22Speaker 00

  Bills defense not.

• 2:13:23Speaker 05

  At Seahawks, home against Broncos, at Chiefs, at Rams.

• 2:13:27Speaker 00

  If there's a team that you could maybe get right, though, like in terms of offensively, the Bills might be it. Bills don't have Max Crosby?

• 2:13:37Speaker 05

  Yeah, I get, I mean.

• 2:13:38Speaker 00

  It was perfect that there was the, the, the game ended on a safety from a holding in the end zone.

• 2:13:43Speaker 05

  I know.

• 2:13:43Speaker 00

  Joe Alt has not been good.

• 2:13:45Speaker 05

  I mean, he, he was good last week. This, it's.

• 2:13:48Speaker 00

  Today, he was not.

• 2:13:49Speaker 05

  He had, he had three, three penalties today. Rashawn Slater had another. He had four himself. Yeah, it was, the whole offensive line is that fucking, we had a hundred million dollars in cap space.

• 2:13:58Speaker 00

  Yes, Max.

• 2:13:59Speaker 05

  Okay. Best case scenario, where do you see your record after week seven?

• 2:14:04Speaker 03

  Good question.

• 2:14:05Speaker 05

  At Bills, at Seahawks, home against the Broncos, at Chiefs, at Rams. Best? That sounds like. What is, how many weeks is that? Seven? Seven weeks. Best?

• 2:14:16Speaker 00

  I think.

• 2:14:17Speaker 05

  Three and four?

• 2:14:17Speaker 00

  I think three and four, but you beat the Broncos and the Chiefs.

• 2:14:19Speaker 05

  I think we split with them this year. That's what I thought going into it.

• 2:14:22Speaker 00

  If you could beat them, you're, you're in it.

• 2:14:24Speaker 05

  But like, the problem is. That's still not three and four.

• 2:14:27Speaker 00

  No, no, win one other game too.

• 2:14:29Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:14:29Speaker 00

  He's saying.

• 2:14:29Speaker 05

  And then you win one of that Bills, at Seahawks, at Rams? Yeah, Sam Donald's not playing. That's.

• 2:14:34Speaker 00

  Rams isn't even an away game, dude. Puna Ford should just go right across the locker room.

• 2:14:38Speaker 05

  Seriously, we'll take him.

• 2:14:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, well, no, you can't take him. He's on the other team.

• 2:14:43Speaker 05

  Yeah, no, but we, I would take him in a heartbeat.

• 2:14:45Speaker 03

  Well, yeah, obviously.

• 2:14:46Speaker 05

  Wow, like, there's trades that happen in the NFL.

• 2:14:49Speaker 00

  Yeah, true.

• 2:14:50Speaker 05

  They got your Donald back. They don't need Puna.

• 2:14:51Speaker 00

  He's mansplaining the NFL to you. PFT, go ahead.

• 2:14:55Speaker 05

  He told me something couldn't happen that could happen.

• 2:14:56Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:14:57Speaker 00

  True, for boy Shane. He got you there, PFT.

• 2:15:02Speaker 05

  Fifteen.

• 2:15:03Speaker 03

  What do you think about Harbaugh not even being able to talk to the media after the game because the Raiders chants in their own stadium were too loud?

• 2:15:10Speaker 05

  I, that's, that's been the, that's been the story of SoFi for years, but, I mean, the, the only way to fix that is to win games and you can't be losing to teams.

• 2:15:21Speaker 03

  That's another way to fix it.

• 2:15:22Speaker 05

  I would love for them to be in San Diego. Yeah, that, that wasn't even a joke. That. No, I know. I agree. He has no allegiance to LA. Like, he just likes the Chargers. I would love for him to be in San Diego. I mean, that'd get a lot of, like, there'd actually be like a home field advantage, like, I don't know.

• 2:15:40Speaker 03

  Maybe Puna will come back.

• 2:15:41Speaker 00

  Thank you, Shane. Sorry. That sucked. That was a really brutal game to watch.

• 2:15:46Speaker 05

  Yeah, it was really sad. We need to, the only, the only way I can see us making play, we have to get like ten wins and that's, so I'll, I'll be out on the, if we start oh and six, oh and seven, like, then it's.

• 2:15:57Speaker 00

  Still have hope.

• 2:15:58Speaker 05

  No return. Still have hope right now.

• 2:16:00Speaker 03

  That would be tough. I, stranger things have happened.

• 2:16:03Speaker 00

  Yeah, you're right. And also, here's a good thing, is my pinky team, I think like two years in a row has made the playoffs.

• 2:16:09Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:16:10Speaker 00

  Starting oh and two. They always have to start oh and two.

• 2:16:12Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 2:16:12Speaker 00

  So what if this is the year?

• 2:16:15Speaker 05

  Honestly.

• 2:16:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:16:15Speaker 05

  Like, next game, the offense could look great and. Things turn around and I'm just hoping that's the case.

• 2:16:21Speaker 00

  Yeah. Uh, memes. You have one last question?

• 2:16:24Speaker 05

  For the pinky team. Has anyone ever sort of owned three and made a run?

• 2:16:27Speaker 00

  Uh, I think the Texans the first year did, did they not? That Texans year with, uh, Arian and J J Watt. I know they're all, I obviously they're own two, but I think they might've lost the third game.

• 2:16:40Speaker 05

  Have you ever picked anyone's team that's from the podcast?

• 2:16:43Speaker 00

  No.

• 2:16:44Speaker 05

  Would I be involved in the?

• 2:16:46Speaker 00

  Yes, you can cut it off. Absolutely. You can absolutely cut it off.

• 2:16:50Speaker 05

  Perfect.

• 2:16:50Speaker 00

  Or nod off. You want to nod off?

• 2:16:52Speaker 05

  Like eat it?

• 2:16:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:16:54Speaker 05

  Let's, let's work. Let's win a game first.

• 2:17:05Speaker 03

  Let him dream about biting big cats pinky off.

• 2:17:07Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:17:08Speaker 03

  It's mean what you're doing right now.

• 2:17:10Speaker 00

  Come on, Max.

• 2:17:12Speaker 05

  Max loves to just.

• 2:17:15Speaker 00

  Hank's making the noises.

• 2:17:19Speaker 05

  I picked the Chargers. I picked the Chargers to go to the Super Bowl.

• 2:17:22Speaker 00

  You do hate the Chargers, Max.

• 2:17:24Speaker 05

  Well, they're, I'm just being realistic.

• 2:17:26Speaker 03

  Herbert was my MVP.

• 2:17:27Speaker 00

  You hate the Chargers.

• 2:17:30Speaker 03

  Has anybody?

• 2:17:32Speaker 05

  But no, you said he was your least valuable player.

• 2:17:35Speaker 03

  You weren't listening, Max.

• 2:17:36Speaker 05

  I, I am. I'm looking at the Chargers schedule and I'm trying to figure out how, how they get back in this and I don't, I just don't see it.

• 2:17:42Speaker 00

  Uh, the 2018 Texans, I believe were my picky team. They started 0-3. So there you go. So it's happened.

• 2:17:49Speaker 03

  Shane's Herbert, is he hurt? Cause that's the next step in the Herbert apologist tour is like, he's hurt right now. Yeah.

• 2:17:57Speaker 05

  The other reason is. I've been pretty upfront with like Herbert when he sucks or not.

• 2:18:02Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:18:02Speaker 05

  But this game, I don't think it was necessarily his.

• 2:18:05Speaker 00

  Okay. All right. Thank you, Shane.

• 2:18:07Speaker 05

  Thank you, guys.

• 2:18:08Speaker 00

  All right.

• 2:18:09Speaker 05

  Bolt up?

• 2:18:10Speaker 00

  Yeah. We always stay bolted. Uh, Raiders.

• 2:18:14Speaker 03

  Congrats.

• 2:18:15Speaker 00

  2-0.

• 2:18:15Speaker 03

  This is awesome for Raiders.

• 2:18:16Speaker 00

  And Kirk Cousins looked good. Like I said, he looked better than good than, than last week. Max Crosby continues to be an absolute beast. Also Kirk Cousins didn't have a run game, uh, today and Brock Bowers still hasn't played.

• 2:18:28Speaker 03

  And he's coming back?

• 2:18:29Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:18:30Speaker 03

  They're adding him back in, in, in, in a little bit, like a couple of weeks, I think.

• 2:18:33Speaker 00

  The Raiders, man. I don't know. It's 2-0 is, I, it could end nowhere, but like Raiders fans should cherish this moment. And 2-0 is such an awesome feeling to be like, oh, we're 2-0. Like that's such a cool feeling.

• 2:18:49Speaker 03

  You guys are looking at the, uh, the, the odds, like what percentage of 2-0 teams make the playoffs.

• 2:18:53Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:18:54Speaker 03

  Start thinking about all that stuff and it seems like you have a very, very smart head coach. Kirk Cousins looks like he's taking, he looks like a, a 37 year old out there.

• 2:19:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:19:03Speaker 03

  He looks great.

• 2:19:04Speaker 00

  So good for the Raiders. Good for the Raiders. Um, I, I mean, they have a tough schedule as well coming up, but it doesn't matter because you're 2-0. 2-0 buys you till at least like mid-October. Cause like, whoa, what? You're two and three. You're still live, you know? It gives you a nice, nice wiggle room for the whole thing. Okay. Uh, couple more games. And we'll get to these quick and then we'll get to Cowboys, commanders. Seahawks 31, Cardinals 7. Jackson Smith and Jigba is awesome. No duh. Nine, nine for 155 and three touchdowns. The offense basically was like, get into a situation where we need JSN. Find JSN and they did that. And the Seahawks defense.

• 2:19:47Speaker 00

  The, the Cardinals were so overmatched. So they, they actually had one good, they had the classic Jacoby Brissette, like good drive to start. After that drive for the final three quarters of the game. This, the, the Cardinals got, had 75 total yards. And if you take out the garbage time, they had 24 yards in garbage time. So even actually had less. They had, they had 51 total yards. From the second quarter on excluding garbage time, the Seahawks defense suffocated them. They allowed 39 yards on 14 carries and they had 18 QB pressures. They just dominated. That was not a fair fight.

• 2:20:26Speaker 03

  They're a very, very good team still. Drew Locke is, I, I love Drew Locke. I, I don't know what it is about him. He might be my favorite backup quarterback in the NFL.

• 2:20:34Speaker 00

  Dude, cause he's not a backup, like he is a backup quarterback, but he's not.

• 2:20:37Speaker 03

  There's some guys that are backup quarterbacks and, and the fact that Drew Locke has stuck around. Being essentially a starter in a backup role.

• 2:20:44Speaker 00

  Correct.

• 2:20:45Speaker 03

  He does not have that same mentality that most of the backups have. Um, it's a testament to just how good he can be at his highs. And now there will be lows. Oh yes, there, there will be lows with Drew Locke. Uh, but he is never going to like doubt confidence in himself. He's going to go out there, keep slinging it. When you have, uh, JSN, he can do it. He can push the ball downfield like that. I think until the last minute of this game, uh, JSN had all of the Seahawks touchdowns this year. And then, uh, I, I think they scored one rushing touchdown with a minute left in, in the game today. Uh, but just as dominant as he's ever been. And yeah, I, I fucking love watching Drew, Drew Locke sling the pill.

• 2:21:23Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's very fun. Seahawks have won 12 straight games. So 12 straight games. They're just really, really good. And they can wait till they're, they're good enough that Sam Darnold doesn't have to rush back. Because their defense can beat just about anyone.

• 2:21:38Speaker 03

  Mm-hmm. So we had talked about these, uh, Cardinals jerseys when we first saw them this off season.

• 2:21:42Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:21:43Speaker 03

  I actually thought they looked pretty good.

• 2:21:44Speaker 00

  They did.

• 2:21:44Speaker 03

  And it's mainly because you couldn't like zoom in and see the, uh, the like splatter on them. Uh, but it was a good cream colored helmet.

• 2:21:51Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:21:52Speaker 03

  Good logo.

• 2:21:53Speaker 00

  I agree. Uh, Seahawks good, Cardinals not good.

• 2:21:56Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:21:57Speaker 00

  Cardinals, good vibes from week one. Turns out Chargers might be really bad. I mean, there's just a difference in skill level and everything between the sea. Like this is why Jacoby Brissette is. Jacoby Brissette did the classic Jacoby Brissette by winning the first game and having everyone think, oh, this is actually going to be a functional offense. Oh, this is going to be good. And it's not. Uh, all right. Uh, second last game. I'm gonna do this one real quick unless you have something else. Niners 35, Dolphins 13. The 49ers first five possessions, 12 plays, 59 yards touchdown, eight plays, 71 yards touchdown. Four plays, 65 yards touchdown, eight plays, 71 yards touchdown, two yard, two plays, 28 yards touchdown. First five possessions, five touchdowns, game over. Thank you for coming out Dolphins.

• 2:22:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, I just have one fun fact from this game. Um, the Dolphins completed a quarterback sneak up the middle in this game. That was the first time that the Dolphins did that since week two of 2022.

• 2:22:54Speaker 00

  Oh, that's a two stat.

• 2:22:55Speaker 03

  Yeah. So it's been, uh, I guess it'd be four years since the Dolphins had run, uh, successful quarterback sneak.

• 2:23:03Speaker 00

  Is that when, is it, do you, is that when you, uh, like can finally move on? When you get rid of all the bad two of stats?

• 2:23:09Speaker 03

  I think that might be the last one.

• 2:23:10Speaker 00

  That's like, hey, we can finally walk away from this. The Dolphins are the worst team in the NFL, in my opinion.

• 2:23:15Speaker 03

  Yeah. The fact that, that they were given as the get right game for the, the Niners getting back from Australia.

• 2:23:22Speaker 00

  Yeah. No jet lag.

• 2:23:23Speaker 03

  Got the shit kicked out of them.

• 2:23:24Speaker 00

  No, if the Rams lose this game on Monday night football. Sean McVay is going to look like the biggest dummy when it comes to the, trying to time travel because the Niners did not look bad, like no, no jet lag.

• 2:23:38Speaker 03

  I thought that they would. I mean, I didn't think that they'd lose the Dolphins, but.

• 2:23:42Speaker 00

  They came out and played perfect. They played, Brock Purdy was 20 for 22.

• 2:23:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, I was shocked. I was shocked at how good they looked considering how much time they had just spent overseas.

• 2:23:51Speaker 00

  Yeah. And, and by the way, George Kittle back beast. And the last stat I had was, uh, Christian McCaffrey is now only the third player all time to have 50 plus touchdowns with two different teams. That's a pretty cool stat.

• 2:24:04Speaker 03

  That's very cool.

• 2:24:05Speaker 00

  So it's him, Marshall Falk, Randy Moss. I thought Jerome Bettis would be on there. People forget he played for the Rams.

• 2:24:11Speaker 03

  He's a Ram. His rookie season.

• 2:24:13Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:24:13Speaker 03

  I think he was also rookie of the year.

• 2:24:15Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:24:15Speaker 03

  A lot of people forget that.

• 2:24:16Speaker 00

  People forget that.

• 2:24:17Speaker 03

  Oh, young people.

• 2:24:18Speaker 00

  Young people forget that. Okay. Last game.

• 2:24:21Speaker 03

  Not that young.

• 2:24:23Speaker 00

  Cowboys 37, commanders 20.

• 2:24:25Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:24:26Speaker 00

  PFT.

• 2:24:27Speaker 03

  Yeah, it happened again.

• 2:24:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:24:29Speaker 03

  The elbow, the elbow thing happened again. Uh, be- before the injury happened, um, I'll just talk about the first half real quick. Two really bad defenses going at it with each other. Um, commanders probably worse than the Cowboys. Uh, but I thought Jayden looked pretty good using the wheels, uh, throwing the ball downfield pretty effectively. I was feeling, I was feeling good about things. I was, I was like, at least this is going to be an exciting game. At least we're going to get to see probably a shootout. Jayden looks like he's back to his old self. And I didn't know how right I was that Jayden looked like he was back to his old self. Uh, because then at the end of the first half. Commanders are going in, we decide to go for it at the end of the first half instead of kicking a field goal.

• 2:25:12Speaker 03

  And, uh, Jayden gets stepped on, on the play, puts his arm down to brace himself. Left hand, elbow bent back. And then they just showed that replay over and over and over and over again. I don't know how many times. It, it felt like they showed it 10 times in the afternoon slate. Um, so at that point mentally, I kinda, I kinda checked out on this game, uh, because. Yeah, we were still in it, still had a chance to win or at least make it competitive. But i- if we're being completely honest, at that point, that was, uh. That was kind of the season flashing before my eyes. I think Jayden is probably, I don't know, they're going to do MRIs and stuff.

• 2:25:55Speaker 03

  But it's probably going to keep happening. His elbow is probably going to keep.

• 2:25:58Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:25:59Speaker 03

  Falling off, uh, every time he goes to the ground or tries to brace himself from falling. Unless he gets the surgery.

• 2:26:06Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:26:07Speaker 03

  And then he wears a brace afterwards because this wasn't even that hard. He just put his arm down to kind of prop himself up. And it snapped back and, uh, yeah, it was, um. Is bad.

• 2:26:19Speaker 00

  What do they say? How long it's gonna be?

• 2:26:20Speaker 03

  So probably if it's like it was last year, he hurt it against the Seahawks in a game that he should not have been in. And then he was all good to go. Four weeks after that, probably rushed it back and immediately re-injured it against the Vikings.

• 2:26:34Speaker 00

  Is he gonna have to get surgery this time?

• 2:26:36Speaker 03

  That's what I'm saying is like, he might try to play through it. And if he does play through it, he better wear the brace the entire time. And even if that happens, I'm just convinced that every time he gets tackled, his elbow, and there's a lot of bad tape of me specifically before the draft, talking about how his elbow looked great. Like before he even became, because remember that one picture of it?

• 2:26:56Speaker 00

  Yeah, it looks all weird.

• 2:26:57Speaker 03

  It was like his right elbow that looked weird. But yeah, it was, uh, it was gruesome to watch. It sucked. I'm, I'm thinking that, I don't wanna, no, I don't wanna say that.

• 2:27:09Speaker 00

  What? Say it.

• 2:27:11Speaker 03

  I'm just worried that the guy's body isn't made for tackle football.

• 2:27:15Speaker 00

  For the NFL. College football maybe.

• 2:27:17Speaker 03

  And he was so good in the first half, like he, he was back to his old self. He was having a great game. And the defense was letting him down, but at some point, you have to be able to get tackled and not have your elbow look like it's completely disjointed from the human body.

• 2:27:35Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:27:36Speaker 03

  So I, I hope that he gets the surgery. I hope it gets fixed. And then if you ask to wear a brace, then I'll be okay with that. Cause you can't call it a freak injury anymore.

• 2:27:45Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:27:45Speaker 03

  A freak injury doesn't happen three times in the span of like seven months. Now Drew Brees apparently had the same thing happen to him. I forgot about this. Drew Brees dislocated his elbow at the Pro Bowl. Yeah. And then that was like 2008 and he came back, had a, a really good career after that. So that kind of thing can't happen, but he didn't dislocate his elbow three times. Cause at that point it's just, you know, with Jayden, it's gonna keep happening unless he gets the surgery. So I'm thinking, get the surgery. Get back a hundred percent. And some people are mad at Dan Quinn for putting him in, in danger by like having him go out there and run that play. If you truly think that you are a loser and like, that's, that's ridiculous.

• 2:28:27Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:28:27Speaker 03

  To be like, oh, well, Dan Quinn shouldn't have been going for it at the end of the half.

• 2:28:30Speaker 00

  No, that's.

• 2:28:31Speaker 03

  He put his quarterback in, in danger. No, he put his quarter, he was going for just try, try to score a touchdown.

• 2:28:35Speaker 00

  He fell down. Like he got stepped on and fell down. You can't say, and even if he wasn't a step on and fall down, you're playing football, you're trying to win the game. You can't start.

• 2:28:44Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:28:45Speaker 00

  You can't start like coaching, being like, well, he could get injured on this play.

• 2:28:48Speaker 03

  You can't do that. You can't do that. So that's, that's a terrible, like, some people I think are just trying to like be the first to, to have that take.

• 2:28:55Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:28:55Speaker 03

  That's ridiculous.

• 2:28:56Speaker 00

  I'd agree with that.

• 2:28:57Speaker 03

  Tom Brady hit me with a shit, oh shit, when he saw it.

• 2:29:00Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:29:01Speaker 03

  And then he hit me with a piss, when you talked about a piss missile later.

• 2:29:04Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 2:29:04Speaker 03

  Tom with a vulgar potty mouth on the air. Didn't really appreciate that for the kids out there. It was, it sucked. It sucked seeing Jane get hurt again. And

• 2:29:15Speaker 03

  I was saying this on, on the stream, there's only like six, this is, I'll, I'll put it, put it this way.

• 2:29:23Speaker 03

  There's like eight teams in the NFL that you should, that their, their fans are, are sane to root for. And outside of those eight teams, you're gonna get shit on, you're gonna have a little bit of hope at the start of every year. And you're gonna be like, oh, well, we finally found a reason why, why we can turn this around. We can become one of those eight teams that has a chance. And then it never works out for those eight teams. It just, it just crashes down. You will never break in to that club that's at the top. Where unless you're a fan of those eight teams, being a football fan and an NFL, NFL fan is a miserable experience marked by periods of joy and hope that just exists so that they can crush you again.

• 2:30:04Speaker 03

  They make you think you're gonna get to the top and then you get something really, really cool and a great player that could turn everything around. And then it just gets taken away from you and you never get there. But if you're a fan of those eight teams, football is great. But if you're not, you just think, oh, I'm up next. I'm gonna be in that group eight. It'll be me. My suffering's over.

• 2:30:25Speaker 00

  Yes, it's.

• 2:30:26Speaker 03

  And it's never gonna happen.

• 2:30:27Speaker 00

  It sucks.

• 2:30:28Speaker 03

  That's the thing about football. It's never gonna happen.

• 2:30:31Speaker 00

  No, you look, look at the Chiefs tonight. It's like Mahomes is out for a year and then he's just back.

• 2:30:35Speaker 03

  Being a Chiefs fan is awesome.

• 2:30:36Speaker 00

  Back. He's just all the way back.

• 2:30:38Speaker 03

  And then I got Jayden. I was like, I'm gonna be the Chiefs. I'm not.

• 2:30:42Speaker 00

  You were for a year.

• 2:30:42Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna be the Chiefs. It'll never happen.

• 2:30:45Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:30:46Speaker 03

  But I thought

• 2:30:48Speaker 03

  I was almost the Chiefs.

• 2:30:49Speaker 00

  Maybe he's, maybe he's gonna be, I mean, it's not, it's not his throwing shoulder, elbow.

• 2:30:53Speaker 06

  Who you guys think comes back first?

• 2:30:56Speaker 00

  It seems like Caleb, I don't, I'm also under the impression, like, everything I've said on this podcast today could just be completely irrelevant and like washed away if tomorrow I wake up and they're like, Caleb tore his hamstring, he's out for the season.

• 2:31:12Speaker 00

  I'm more, I'm in a different spot than PFT and the fact that I thought it was Achilles. So anything less than Achilles, I was like, okay, we could deal with this. PFT knows what this is.

• 2:31:22Speaker 03

  It happened.

• 2:31:23Speaker 00

  And it's happened before where it's like, I had the, the, the reverse where it's like, I thought of the absolute worst. And then a minute they said that it's not the absolute worst. It's like, oh my God, we're fine. It's a mindfuck.

• 2:31:36Speaker 03

  Jayden is, my guess is he's going to push to come back in like four or five weeks. Let's see what the schedule is and how that shakes out.

• 2:31:44Speaker 00

  All right. But hey, to answer your question, I, uh, without knowing, cause tomorrow again could be, I, I am, I will be disappointed if, I'll be very, very upset if Caleb misses, I'm expecting right now for him to miss four to six weeks. If he misses more than four to six weeks, I'm gonna be like, well, that's the season. Four to six weeks, I've put in my head, I've done the calculations. I think the Bears could still make the playoffs if he misses four to six weeks. And Tyson Bajin treads water. Max.

• 2:32:17Speaker 05

  Do you want him to come back in five weeks?

• 2:32:20Speaker 00

  You're talking about Jayden?

• 2:32:21Speaker 05

  Yes.

• 2:32:23Speaker 03

  It depends.

• 2:32:26Speaker 06

  On?

• 2:32:26Speaker 03

  It depends on if his elbow is gonna dislocate again.

• 2:32:29Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 2:32:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:32:30Speaker 06

  Do you think his?

• 2:32:31Speaker 05

  It seems like he needs to get this surgery.

• 2:32:33Speaker 03

  Like he needs to get this taken care of.

• 2:32:36Speaker 00

  Will the surgery fix it forever?

• 2:32:38Speaker 03

  It should. Yeah. So what happens is.

• 2:32:40Speaker 05

  Like, do you think that the commanders are gonna be contenders?

• 2:32:42Speaker 03

  No, they, like, I feel like they need. The only way that they would be contenders is if he was their starting quarterback and healthy.

• 2:32:49Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying.

• 2:32:49Speaker 03

  And the fact that he won't be for the next five weeks. No.

• 2:32:53Speaker 05

  It seems like he should just get the surgery and on, on this year.

• 2:32:56Speaker 03

  But it's so early to, for me to give up mentally on a season.

• 2:32:59Speaker 00

  Shane isn't, has any.

• 2:33:01Speaker 05

  I know. I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to help you guys.

• 2:33:03Speaker 03

  No, I mean, the, the fact of the matter is maybe I shouldn't ever have any expectations for, for my team. I think I'm just gonna go back to just, just, just being a hater.

• 2:33:11Speaker 05

  But no, I don't think it's, maybe.

• 2:33:13Speaker 03

  That's, that should be my.

• 2:33:14Speaker 05

  He gets the surgery, he gets it fully, fully healed.

• 2:33:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:33:18Speaker 05

  It's not his throwing shoulder or throwing elbow. He comes back next year at actually a hundred percent.

• 2:33:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:33:24Speaker 05

  Because he hasn't been at, at a hundred percent these past, this past year in a whole.

• 2:33:31Speaker 03

  I'll say this, he was, he was a hundred percent to start the game today and he.

• 2:33:33Speaker 05

  He played really well in the first half.

• 2:33:35Speaker 03

  He looked great. He looked like his old self. Um, and it was, it was so much fun to watch and but that's the only way, given that how bad this defense is, that's the only way that we're going to be able to win any games. Mariota is a good backup quarterback, but we're not gonna win any games because of him. We might be able to beat maybe the Titans, uh, with, with Mariota. But yeah, i- if this team was gonna win games with that defense, it was gonna be because Jayden Daniels was out there being special. And, uh, I don't think that that's going to happen. And so, yeah, I think what needs to happen with the guy is somebody needs to sit him down and be like, you have to get the surgery as much for you as for everybody that's at home watching these games.

• 2:34:17Speaker 03

  Because I don't wanna watch Jaden's elbow dislocate 10 times on a Sunday, every time that he plays. That seems like a pretty miserable experience for him too.

• 2:34:24Speaker 00

  I got a question.

• 2:34:25Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:34:26Speaker 00

  Uh, Roback question, R H O B A C K dot com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Qsips, polos, hoodies, jaggers, shorts. Roback.com promo code take. What, what was that?

• 2:34:37Speaker 05

  I also have a Roback.

• 2:34:39Speaker 00

  Oh no. I just, you just popped that in. Oh no.

• 2:34:43Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:34:45Speaker 00

  Why?

• 2:34:46Speaker 03

  This is messed up.

• 2:34:47Speaker 00

  I had, wait, hold on, hold on, Max, hold on.

• 2:34:51Speaker 05

  This isn't me, honestly.

• 2:34:52Speaker 00

  PFT?

• 2:34:53Speaker 03

  Max.

• 2:34:53Speaker 00

  I had, Jerry, back me up. I had nothing to do with this.

• 2:34:57Speaker 03

  This is messed up.

• 2:34:58Speaker 06

  What?

• 2:34:59Speaker 00

  Who sent you?

• 2:35:00Speaker 06

  What are you talking about?

• 2:35:00Speaker 00

  Who texted you?

• 2:35:01Speaker 06

  Jerry texted.

• 2:35:02Speaker 05

  Jerry texted us five times and we didn't answer him until, until we got an answer.

• 2:35:07Speaker 00

  Who texted it?

• 2:35:08Speaker 03

  Jerry, you're disgusting.

• 2:35:09Speaker 00

  Who'd he text?

• 2:35:10Speaker 06

  Me, Max and memes. I'll tell you who texted them. Mr. Bing Bong texted them. That's who.

• 2:35:16Speaker 03

  It's disgusting, Jerry.

• 2:35:18Speaker 06

  Hey guys, it's only fair. You always text me and say you got, Mr. Bing Bong needs to talk to Hank. Mr. Bing Bong needs to talk to Max.

• 2:35:26Speaker 00

  The man's injured, Jerry. Oh, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, you're responsible. You're, you're, you're just as much at fault as anybody. Jerry, was that, was that your dog in the background? Did you go a full day without losing your dogs?

• 2:35:39Speaker 06

  I lost my dogs. What Big Cat is talking about is my dogs, uh, one of them got out and the cops, uh, the cops brought it back. Come here, come on, be quiet or else I have to put you away. Seriously, cause daddy's working.

• 2:35:51Speaker 00

  He lost one of his dogs yesterday.

• 2:35:54Speaker 03

  Do you have an electric shock collar on that thing?

• 2:35:57Speaker 06

  Uh, no, I, I don't do that. I got one once.

• 2:35:59Speaker 03

  Jerry's shocking his dogs right now.

• 2:36:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:36:02Speaker 06

  That's not true. That's not true. No, but Mr. Bing Bong just wanted to talk to you guys. Hey fellas, how was, how was your Sunday? What'd you get up to this Sunday, boys? How was it? Mr. Bing Bong wants to know.

• 2:36:14Speaker 00

  It wasn't great, Jerry.

• 2:36:16Speaker 03

  It was bad, Jerry.

• 2:36:17Speaker 00

  It was a bad Sunday, Jerry. It was a bad Sunday.

• 2:36:21Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, you know, Mr. Bing Bong just had a couple of questions and some statements that he maybe wanted to say to Big Cat and PFT if, if, if that's okay. I mean, Mr. Bing Bong's always around for, for Max and Maxie and especially Hank and Hanky.

• 2:36:36Speaker 03

  I just don't think injuries are, are, are something to laugh about.

• 2:36:39Speaker 00

  I also thought Mr. Bing Bong was a basketball guy.

• 2:36:43Speaker 06

  Yeah. Well, he's, uh, Mr. Bing Bong is everywhere. I mean, a couple of questions. You know, it's funny. I, I was watching my one quarter of football today. I was sat down and I got my one quarter and I'm flipping around. And I flip over to, um, to PFT's game and I see, uh, Marcus Mariota throwing the football, Marcus Mariota. And then I flip over to Big Cat's game and I see that, uh,

• 2:37:09Speaker 06

  Bajinta is, uh,

• 2:37:12Speaker 00

  Time lines aren't adding up.

• 2:37:15Speaker 06

  No, it's not. It's not big cat PFT. Hey, what, what do we call? Is it Bejanta? What? How do we pronounce it there?

• 2:37:22Speaker 00

  Tyson Bejant. It's Tyson Bejant and your timeline doesn't make any sense. Caleb, Caleb Williams got hurt like three hours before Jayden Daniels.

• 2:37:31Speaker 06

  No, I'm just saying it like, uh, Trico, you know, Tricota. Yeah, I love that accent. He's good. He's a professional. Hey, hey, PFT, PFT, uh, Mr. Bing Bong here. It's, it's really sad. It's really sad about your, uh, no, it's, I, I wrote, I wrote some notes. I had to, uh, it's really, I had so much fun doing it. I had so much fun doing it. Hey, uh, PFT, it's so sad about, uh, your quarterback and it's crazy too. I mean, you know, looking at that elbow injury, I would have thought his elbow was a lot stronger carrying his mother around on his back all, all season. Bing bong.

• 2:38:07Speaker 03

  On his back, we wouldn't be using his elbow.

• 2:38:10Speaker 06

  Yeah, that's too bad. And also, hey, big cat.

• 2:38:14Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:38:15Speaker 06

  It's, uh, sad, uh, it's so sad about, uh, Caleb, you know, it's sad. He's gonna have a lot of time on his hands, you know.

• 2:38:23Speaker 00

  Maybe not, Jerry. Oh, your, your dog's on the, your dog's on the table, Jerry.

• 2:38:27Speaker 06

  Maybe, uh, maybe, uh, maybe I'll give him a lot of time to, uh, paint his fingies and his tootsies. He likes to paint his fingernails. It's a little weird. I'm just saying. It's what little girls do. Paint his tootsies. Hey, you know, uh, hey fellas, you know, uh, Caleb and Jayden, they're gonna have rehab, you know, it's gonna be a lot of work, you know, it's gonna be a lot of work. Unlike, uh, the work you all didn't do when you wrote your book. Everybody else wrote your book. Bing bong. You didn't work for it. Even the audio book, you didn't read nothing. Mr. Bing Bong did.

• 2:39:00Speaker 03

  That's not true.

• 2:39:01Speaker 06

  It's for free. It's for free on, um, Spotify premium.

• 2:39:05Speaker 00

  But please buy it.

• 2:39:06Speaker 06

  Um, hey, but you know what, big cat? Um, Caleb will be back, you know, Caleb will be back. Before you know it, Caleb will definitely be back by opening day in Indiana. Bing bong.

• 2:39:22Speaker 00

  That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Yeah.

• 2:39:25Speaker 06

  Uh, you know what's crazy? You know what's crazy? I was watching it when I was flipping through and I saw Caleb just hit the deck. He just hit the deck. He hit the deck harder than, uh, Zach does for one of his five prayers every day. Cause he's full on Islam. Bing bong. Zach is full on Islam. Asholama lakum Zach. We see you. We're keeping tabs on you. Hey, um, hey, by the way, Max, I gotta say, uh, you, you were almost in trouble too. Max, Jayden Hurts saved your bacon today, right at the last minute there. That was something. He saved your bacon. Hey, speaking of bacon, Zach can't have it anymore. Cause he's full Islam. Bing bong.

• 2:40:06Speaker 06

  You don't eat the swine. Don't dig on no swine. Bing bong. Asholama lakum.

• 2:40:16Speaker 06

  Hey, um, the Bears and the

• 2:40:18Speaker 00

  The bosses are great. The bosses are great.

• 2:40:22Speaker 06

  The Bears and the commanders. It was crazy today. Just watching both those teams, your teams. They just got the rug pulled out from right under them. Just like the rug that's gonna get the prey on five tons of anybody here in the world.

• 2:40:36Speaker 06

  Sleepy Zach, sleeper cell.

• 2:40:38Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:40:39Speaker 06

  Bing bong.

• 2:40:42Speaker 06

  Uh,

• 2:40:42Speaker 03

  Those are good. Those are money.

• 2:40:45Speaker 06

  Zach, Zach, Zach, Zach, I gotta say, Zach, Zach, you also, you know, you also had a rough day too. The Bucks lost to the Browns. That was crazy. I took the points, so I was okay. But yeah, that was a crazy loss for you. Also, uh, Zach, the straight of hormones still isn't open. Bing bong. Open it up, Zach. Open the street.

• 2:41:06Speaker 00

  There's no way he knows what that is. Do you know what that is?

• 2:41:09Speaker 03

  A lot of oil going through there.

• 2:41:09Speaker 00

  Okay, you got it. You got it. My bad.

• 2:41:11Speaker 03

  Jerry, open. Where did you get a Jayden Daniels jersey? Why are you, yeah?

• 2:41:16Speaker 00

  That was from last year, remember? When he drafted Jayden?

• 2:41:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you cursed.

• 2:41:19Speaker 00

  It's been bad since then.

• 2:41:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true. Everything, everything, Jerry. Not, no, I was about to say, there, there hasn't been a single good game. There's basically been no, no good game since you, you went on this podcast and you said, he's going to break all records.

• 2:41:36Speaker 00

  All records. Jerry, how the Jets do today?

• 2:41:40Speaker 06

  Uh, Jets sort of, uh, shit the bed, but guys, we're used to that. We have no hope. You have hope from the last couple of years. We have no hope. So it doesn't matter. Memes tell them. We don't even care. We knew we were losing that.

• 2:41:52Speaker 00

  No, memes, no memes cared. He said he was disappointed.

• 2:41:56Speaker 03

  We should have won.

• 2:41:56Speaker 00

  He said, he wasn't even mad. He was disappointed.

• 2:41:59Speaker 03

  We should have won.

• 2:42:01Speaker 06

  But hey, uh, guys, uh, guys, uh, um, this is, this is Mr. Bing Bong. Mr. Bing Bong's here again. They, uh, uh, big, big cacti, big cacti. Uh, the Vikings had incredible.

• 2:42:14Speaker 03

  Started with Mario.

• 2:42:17Speaker 06

  Big cacti.

• 2:42:17Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:42:18Speaker 06

  Um, uh, the Vikings had incredible coverage on the Bears today. You, you gotta admit, that was good coverage.

• 2:42:24Speaker 00

  They did.

• 2:42:24Speaker 06

  And on the Bears side, uh, Devin Kane, he had incredible coverage. Look her up. Bing bong. We love you, Devin. Yeah, Max, you blew it. The city of Philadelphia blew it. We got Devin. Bing bong. Say hello. Look her up. Hey, guys.

• 2:42:41Speaker 03

  That was great.

• 2:42:41Speaker 00

  That was great.

• 2:42:44Speaker 06

  Hey, guys, uh, Shane, Shane also had a tough day. That was crazy. Shane, that was, that was crazy, Shane. Oh, two. I don't even know what's going on. It was crazy. And Herbert, Herbert dropped like six balls, which is, uh, still not as many as Hank dropped the ball when he blew it with Tiffany. Go, bing bong. You blew it.

• 2:43:10Speaker 03

  He dropped a lot of balls.

• 2:43:11Speaker 06

  Just had to get one in.

• 2:43:12Speaker 00

  Yep. Had to get one in.

• 2:43:13Speaker 06

  Never let you forget. Hey, Hank, uh, this is Jerry here. No more Mr. Bing Bong. How about fucking trivia on today? Yes.

• 2:43:20Speaker 03

  Huge. I texted you right away.

• 2:43:21Speaker 00

  Did we win, Jerry?

• 2:43:22Speaker 06

  Oh, we fucking won, guys. We're own two.

• 2:43:26Speaker 00

  No, two and oh.

• 2:43:27Speaker 03

  What, Jerry? What? Come on.

• 2:43:30Speaker 06

  Sorry, sorry. We are

• 2:43:31Speaker 03

  Two and oh.

• 2:43:32Speaker 06

  We are

• 2:43:32Speaker 00

  We're two and oh. Yeah.

• 2:43:33Speaker 03

  Why'd you, why'd you say it that way?

• 2:43:36Speaker 06

  Because I'm just, I, I really thought we were gonna be own two, guys. We are not. We are exceeding, we are exceeding our projected outcomes. I don't even know how we're winning. Tonight we won with Kelsey and C D Lamb. We did not win. We have, we, uh, we have Lamar who sort of shit the bed today. I don't even know how we're winning this and we gotta talk about scary Terry and what we're gonna do with that because while A J Brown sits in our I R, we're in big trouble. Hold on a second. I got a couple more of these. Hey, uh, Shane, um, oh no, I already did that joke. Uh, um, uh,

• 2:44:11Speaker 06

  hey, PFT and, uh, PFT and big cat, you know, maybe you guys need to, uh, be doing some shopping around, you know, maybe, uh, you guys should be looking at, uh, I don't know, Zach Wilson or, or J J, J J, maybe nine. You know what I'm talking about? Nine is out there. Cause we all know that Zach wants you to get Colin Kaepernick. Bing bong. We know why that. That's, we know why you want him. Bing bong. Yeah.

• 2:44:38Speaker 06

  That's it, guys.

• 2:44:41Speaker 03

  All right, Jerry. That was great. We love you.

• 2:44:43Speaker 00

  Love you, Jerry.

• 2:44:44Speaker 03

  You're gonna have to

• 2:44:46Speaker 00

  You have to stay on.

• 2:44:47Speaker 03

  Cause you're the worst wifi of all time.

• 2:44:49Speaker 00

  You're the worst wifi. Jerry, we love you. Before we stop recording, we love you, Jerry. Great to see you. And then stay on and, and look after those dogs. I think one of them got out.

• 2:44:57Speaker 06

  Sorry about this Sunday, guys. Hey, guys, if we can be two and oh in fantasy, you guys can come back from, from this.

• 2:45:03Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:45:03Speaker 06

  I'm telling you, chin up, fellas. Early in the season.

• 2:45:06Speaker 00

  I love

• 2:45:06Speaker 06

  Week two is, week two ain't shit. Week two ain't shit.

• 2:45:10Speaker 03

  It ain't shit. Yeah.

• 2:45:13Speaker 00

  I love you, Jerry.

• 2:45:14Speaker 03

  You got a bright future in this league.

• 2:45:15Speaker 06

  Love you guys.

• 2:45:16Speaker 03

  Love you, Jerry. That was nice. That was nice.

• 2:45:18Speaker 00

  That was very nice, Jerry.

• 2:45:19Speaker 03

  Jerry puts a smile on my face.

• 2:45:20Speaker 00

  Uh, I appreciate him. I, I thought he was coming just to roast you because he had the Jayden Daniels.

• 2:45:25Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:45:26Speaker 00

  Um, I, I gotta say one last thing. Florio is on the hot seat for me because he did, part of the reason why my mood changed is he went on Sunday football night in America and said that Caleb Williams only has a grade one strain. He's like, he thinks it's a grade one strain. So that's a lot of my mood is based on Florio. So Flor is on my fucking hot seat. PFT.

• 2:45:46Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:45:48Speaker 00

  I'm sorry, that sucked.

• 2:45:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, it sucked. It's bad. I'm reminded of the, uh, Washington DC sports triangle that I came up with about like seven years ago for, um, anything nice that we have in the nation's capital. And it's a superstar and it's a triangle. And you can only pick two of the sides. And the sides are generational talent, um, healthy and doesn't support a Russian dictator. And so you can take any two of those, but you can't take all three.

• 2:46:18Speaker 00

  Can't take all three.

• 2:46:19Speaker 03

  And so this is just falling in line, RG four.

• 2:46:23Speaker 04

  So Jane Daniels supports Vladimir Putin?

• 2:46:25Speaker 03

  No, I'm saying you can only pick two.

• 2:46:27Speaker 04

  Right.

• 2:46:28Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:46:28Speaker 04

  So he's not healthy.

• 2:46:33Speaker 03

  He doesn't support Vladimir Putin. That's one of the legs.

• 2:46:37Speaker 04

  Oh, got it, got it, got it.

• 2:46:38Speaker 03

  He's a generational talent and he, he, as far as I know, he's not in favor of Vladimir Putin and the war in Ukraine.

• 2:46:47Speaker 00

  Right.

• 2:46:48Speaker 03

  I could be wrong.

• 2:46:49Speaker 00

  I have a question for you, PFT.

• 2:46:50Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 2:46:50Speaker 00

  Uh, did you see some of the mean things that Hank was tweeting?

• 2:46:56Speaker 03

  Uh, no, no, I don't follow Hank.

• 2:46:59Speaker 00

  Hank?

• 2:47:02Speaker 04

  I didn't tweet anything mean for the record.

• 2:47:04Speaker 00

  Uh, Hank, you immediately started talking about Jayden Daniels, uh,

• 2:47:11Speaker 00

  offensive line saying, is this AI making sure you signal boosted this?

• 2:47:15Speaker 04

  Well, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

• 2:47:18Speaker 03

  That's a fake clip.

• 2:47:19Speaker 04

  PFT last week introduced me to this world of like editing videos of NFL.

• 2:47:26Speaker 03

  Glenn tape watcher did.

• 2:47:27Speaker 05

  What are you talking about?

• 2:47:28Speaker 04

  Of NF, introduced me of this world of someone online, yeah, editing videos of NFL footage and making it look really real. In this case, it was, it was the Patriots. It looked like it was their full defense. In fact, it was 10 players. This one, the video is all of the commander's offensive line basically sprinting away from Jane Daniels, screaming, crying, throwing up and like couldn't give a care in the entire world that he's down and out. And I just asked the question, is this AI? Because again, like I did not catch the Glenn tape watch. I did not notice that. So I, my, my brain is not trained as well to AI. So I was trying to

• 2:48:08Speaker 04

  ask my followers to confirm that this was AI. And I, I want to say I haven't confirmed that yet.

• 2:48:14Speaker 03

  Okay. Anyways, so, uh, big cat, what I was gonna say about.

• 2:48:17Speaker 04

  Glenn tape watch.

• 2:48:18Speaker 03

  What? Is this AI?

• 2:48:19Speaker 04

  Is the video of the commander's offensive line running away from Jane Daniels on the ground fake or real?

• 2:48:24Speaker 03

  If you watched the game, which I don't know if you did, you were looking at your phone a lot. So I don't know if you were actually watching the game when it happened. But when Jayden got hurt, then everybody at that time, Jayden stood up for a second with his team. Then he went back and sat down as his teammates were all going to the locker room because it's halftime. And then at that point, the trainers come out.

• 2:48:46Speaker 04

  Got it.

• 2:48:47Speaker 03

  If there's, because if there's one thing about the team, like everybody on the team.

• 2:48:51Speaker 04

  Mariota looks like he's like, he's, he's, Mariota is sitting there with.

• 2:48:54Speaker 03

  Everybody on the team likes Jayden. I don't think that there's any problem at all with the offensive line not liking him. They were walking off the field together and then Jayden sat down because he was hurt. The rest of the team proceeded to go to the locker room for halftime.

• 2:49:07Speaker 04

  But not Mariota.

• 2:49:08Speaker 03

  I think it's pretty normal stuff.

• 2:49:09Speaker 04

  Why did Mariota?

• 2:49:10Speaker 03

  Kind of sad that you're.

• 2:49:11Speaker 04

  Why did Mariota?

• 2:49:12Speaker 03

  Concerned about this.

• 2:49:14Speaker 04

  I just was curious.

• 2:49:15Speaker 03

  Cause Mariota was probably like, do I have to?

• 2:49:17Speaker 04

  I'm just trying to get better at spotting AI. That's literally, I was not, it was not mean in any way. I'm just trying to get better at spotting AI.

• 2:49:23Speaker 00

  It seems like.

• 2:49:24Speaker 03

  Mystery solved.

• 2:49:25Speaker 00

  Seems like you were kind of happy.

• 2:49:27Speaker 03

  Yeah. Listen, Hank.

• 2:49:28Speaker 04

  Look at this.

• 2:49:29Speaker 03

  We, we like to have fun.

• 2:49:30Speaker 04

  Is this, this is mean?

• 2:49:31Speaker 03

  I would never root.

• 2:49:32Speaker 04

  How is this mean?

• 2:49:33Speaker 03

  I would never root for an injury.

• 2:49:34Speaker 04

  Me, look at my reaction to the injury. I was disgusted.

• 2:49:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, but then you said people want, want a early, uh, part of my take drop. It seemed like you were happy.

• 2:49:44Speaker 03

  Yeah, you were happy.

• 2:49:45Speaker 04

  Read, read my tweet and tell me how that's mean.

• 2:49:47Speaker 03

  Hank roots for injuries.

• 2:49:48Speaker 04

  Read my tweet. Read, read it.

• 2:49:49Speaker 03

  You know what?

• 2:49:50Speaker 04

  Read it. No, not that one. Read, read the part of my take one. Cause again, like this is where it's like you guys are gaslighting, trolling, putting words in my mouth, saying that I'm mean when I am literally on your guys' side.

• 2:50:03Speaker 03

  I think, I think that there's a part of Hank that likes injuries.

• 2:50:05Speaker 00

  Means that I think you were rooting for early release would be the joke there.

• 2:50:11Speaker 04

  No, I was going through my mentions and I had so many people being like, oh my God, can't wait for tomorrow's PMT. Tomorrow's PMT is going to be amazing. Hank, please push the button. Hank, please tell Max to push the button.

• 2:50:23Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:50:23Speaker 04

  And I was merely tweeting on your guys' side that you guys, the people that are asking for that are sick individuals. And somehow that gets twisted into me being mean.

• 2:50:33Speaker 00

  Well, the AI.

• 2:50:34Speaker 04

  Like, do you not understand how you guys are just gaslighting?

• 2:50:37Speaker 00

  No, no, hold on. The, the, the AI video was.

• 2:50:39Speaker 04

  Is this AI? I got fooled by AI on Friday.

• 2:50:42Speaker 03

  Well, no, that wasn't AI.

• 2:50:43Speaker 00

  AI.

• 2:50:44Speaker 04

  I don't know what it was. I don't know what this was.

• 2:50:46Speaker 00

  Craig's is not AI.

• 2:50:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's just a guy.

• 2:50:48Speaker 04

  He is AI.

• 2:50:49Speaker 03

  He's a guy.

• 2:50:50Speaker 04

  He is.

• 2:50:50Speaker 00

  No, he's.

• 2:50:50Speaker 04

  That was Gibby.

• 2:50:51Speaker 00

  He's, he loves an AI robot.

• 2:50:55Speaker 00

  But yeah, I, I didn't see this clip until Hank tweeted.

• 2:50:57Speaker 03

  It's kind of sad that like I, I, I tried to do something funny for the show, make a new little bit, new little character that breaks down film. Um, and then that triggers Hank so much that he has to then retaliate by celebrating injuries.

• 2:51:09Speaker 04

  Where, show me a celebration, please.

• 2:51:11Speaker 03

  Kind of sad.

• 2:51:12Speaker 04

  Please.

• 2:51:13Speaker 00

  Oh, that first reply is actually funny.

• 2:51:15Speaker 03

  What does it say?

• 2:51:16Speaker 00

  They're still running away from Jayden.

• 2:51:18Speaker 03

  Oh, that is funny.

• 2:51:20Speaker 00

  It's actually, he's still running. It's the, he's still running guy.

• 2:51:25Speaker 05

  PFT must edit it out. The teammate's willing to stay by him.

• 2:51:28Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a good bit.

• 2:51:30Speaker 03

  It's good. It's, it sucks. Jin's probably.

• 2:51:32Speaker 00

  Sucks beyond belief.

• 2:51:33Speaker 03

  And I do, I.

• 2:51:34Speaker 04

  Sucks.

• 2:51:34Speaker 00

  Not, not enjoying it.

• 2:51:35Speaker 03

  Hank, you, you were not allowed to talk anymore.

• 2:51:39Speaker 00

  No, he can't talk.

• 2:51:39Speaker 03

  You can't talk. You can't talk. Um.

• 2:51:42Speaker 00

  Don't pout. You could talk.

• 2:51:43Speaker 03

  Before the game started, before the game started.

• 2:51:46Speaker 00

  Pouting so.

• 2:51:47Speaker 03

  Hank, stop pouting.

• 2:51:50Speaker 04

  Whatever. I'll never have your back again. I guess like, sorry.

• 2:51:54Speaker 00

  Not having his back.

• 2:51:56Speaker 04

  Telling people that, telling people.

• 2:51:59Speaker 00

  That is not having, that is, that's a troll, which I, we troll. We are trolls too. We know what a troll is saying is quote, treating it. That's like quote, treating and saying, everyone, please delete this.

• 2:52:12Speaker 04

  No.

• 2:52:13Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 2:52:13Speaker 04

  No, this is a question. This is a question.

• 2:52:16Speaker 00

  Don't.

• 2:52:17Speaker 04

  I thought that there was 11 people in a video on Friday and I was confused. And I'm like, fuck. All I thought about this whole weekend is like, I can't believe Glenn tape watch got me. I gotta be better. How can I be better?

• 2:52:28Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:52:28Speaker 04

  Rely on my followers. Let's do this together. Is this AI?

• 2:52:33Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:52:33Speaker 04

  And I honestly.

• 2:52:34Speaker 03

  What did you find out?

• 2:52:35Speaker 04

  You haven't given me a good answer.

• 2:52:37Speaker 03

  What did you find out?

• 2:52:38Speaker 04

  That looks real as fuck still.

• 2:52:40Speaker 03

  Yes, it's very real. That happened in the game. But is, is your point behind this whole, uh, charade that you're pulling right now? To say that, uh, to a certain extent, the offensive line was happy that Jayden got hurt?

• 2:52:53Speaker 04

  No, it would be more that they don't care.

• 2:52:57Speaker 03

  I think they.

• 2:52:57Speaker 04

  About him being hurt.

• 2:52:58Speaker 03

  I think they extremely care because all their contracts are very much tied into Jin being healthy. I think it's probably fair to say that like everybody on the.

• 2:53:07Speaker 04

  So they don't care about him as a person.

• 2:53:08Speaker 03

  No, they do. I think they do.

• 2:53:09Speaker 04

  About financial.

• 2:53:10Speaker 03

  No, I think they do. I think it's both. Why not both?

• 2:53:15Speaker 04

  Yeah. So all right. Uh, we do, I'll.

• 2:53:17Speaker 03

  So mystery.

• 2:53:17Speaker 04

  I'll, I'll update tomorrow when the podcast is about. Talk to PFT. This is real.

• 2:53:21Speaker 03

  This is real. Um, mystery solved. I, here's the thing is on Saturday, maybe it was Friday, the Cowboys put out their post like promoting this game on Twitter. And the picture that they used to promote the game was Jayden being hurt from last year.

• 2:53:37Speaker 04

  It's fucked up.

• 2:53:38Speaker 00

  That is fucked up.

• 2:53:39Speaker 03

  I'm putting a curse on the Cowboys.

• 2:53:41Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:53:42Speaker 03

  I'm putting a curse. I haven't figured out how yet.

• 2:53:44Speaker 00

  Are they not going to go to NFC championship game for like 30 years?

• 2:53:47Speaker 03

  Maybe. I don't know if I can find a curse, like a, a cursed person that's that good.

• 2:53:51Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 2:53:52Speaker 03

  But I'm going to try, I'm going to, I'm going to do some research, find out the best people to go to. I'm going to put the whammy on the Cowboys.

• 2:53:58Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:53:59Speaker 03

  And listen, I hope that, I hope Jerry Jones lives a long, healthy life.

• 2:54:08Speaker 03

  End of, end of sentence.

• 2:54:09Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 2:54:10Speaker 03

  I'm going to find a curse.

• 2:54:12Speaker 00

  The, uh, Cowboys look good. Their offense look good.

• 2:54:15Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:54:17Speaker 04

  Be a real shame.

• 2:54:18Speaker 05

  That was, that was a strong giggle from Hank.

• 2:54:21Speaker 04

  PFT is a fucking hilarious guy.

• 2:54:26Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:54:28Speaker 05

  Jerry Jones is bad at his job.

• 2:54:30Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:31Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 2:54:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:54:33Speaker 05

  So it's good. I, I liked it. Jerry.

• 2:54:35Speaker 00

  You want him staying alive.

• 2:54:36Speaker 05

  Correct.

• 2:54:37Speaker 03

  I like it too. And I'm also, he has no succession plan.

• 2:54:41Speaker 00

  Also, wouldn't, but wouldn't the curse be?

• 2:54:44Speaker 03

  It's going to be against the Cowboys. I, I actually don't, I want Jerry around.

• 2:54:48Speaker 00

  Yeah. Wouldn't the curse be Jerry Jones lives for another 20 years, but the Cowboys never get back?

• 2:54:52Speaker 03

  Exactly.

• 2:54:53Speaker 00

  That's way worse.

• 2:54:54Speaker 05

  That's what I'm saying.

• 2:54:55Speaker 03

  Yeah, I'm, I'm going to find, I don't know if it's a witch doctor. I don't know if it's a psychic. I'm going to do some deep research into the most effective types of curses and I'm going to put a curse on the Dallas Cowboys. And as long as that curse is in effect, they will, will not win a Super Bowl. They won't smell a Super Bowl. And they'll be doomed to be just as miserable as I am. And that's how you get back at people. If, if somebody wrongs you guys, you do the exact same thing, except twice as hard to them.

• 2:55:24Speaker 00

  I'm just, Hank.

• 2:55:29Speaker 00

  You're you're the two guys you're talking to right now and you do a quote tweet is this AI and be like, I was literally asking.

• 2:55:37Speaker 03

  You're happy. Why can't you just admit that?

• 2:55:39Speaker 00

  We're trolls, Hank. We're born of the same troll blood.

• 2:55:42Speaker 03

  Admit that.

• 2:55:43Speaker 00

  We all know what trolling looks like.

• 2:55:45Speaker 04

  We all watched that game together.

• 2:55:47Speaker 03

  Admit you're happy.

• 2:55:48Speaker 04

  You can watch the video of me watching the play. You can watch the video of me watching the replay.

• 2:55:53Speaker 03

  Actually, I would, I would like to.

• 2:55:54Speaker 04

  At no point did I smile. At no point was I laughing. Like, I was horrified.

• 2:56:01Speaker 03

  Max, can you?

• 2:56:01Speaker 04

  I like a rivalry. If Jayden Daniels never plays football again, which it seems like he's not going to, there's no rivalry. Like, I want him to play. He can't stay on the field.

• 2:56:12Speaker 00

  Come on.

• 2:56:12Speaker 03

  I know he can't stay on the field.

• 2:56:13Speaker 04

  And that sucks.

• 2:56:15Speaker 03

  You know, I see the thing is you don't truly believe that.

• 2:56:16Speaker 04

  I do. I want Jayden Daniels to play.

• 2:56:20Speaker 00

  Come on, Hank.

• 2:56:21Speaker 03

  I need to find this. I want to see Hank's reaction. And Hank, listen, we are all trolls here.

• 2:56:28Speaker 03

  I get it. It does seem like you're rooting for injuries and I would never do that to you.

• 2:56:32Speaker 04

  And I'm not rooting for injuries at all.

• 2:56:34Speaker 05

  This is gonna be extremely.

• 2:56:36Speaker 00

  Yeah, we, I, he did actually react saying he doesn't want to see it. We, we, we're going long anyway, but he, he did. I do not think he was smiling. I don't. But the AI thing, that was clearly a troll.

• 2:56:48Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true.

• 2:56:49Speaker 00

  Um, yeah, come on, Hank. Come on, we're not stupid. You're gaslighting us. You're gaslighting us. At this point.

• 2:56:54Speaker 04

  That video was so unbelievable. I literally was like, this must be AI. Again, it's like 2026. AI is crazy these days. Look, big guy's laughing really hard.

• 2:57:02Speaker 00

  That's in, that's when I was still there in the first half when he wasn't injured, idiots.

• 2:57:07Speaker 04

  I don't know. I'm just watching what they pulled up.

• 2:57:10Speaker 03

  So my big takeaway from this game is, yeah, um.

• 2:57:13Speaker 00

  Stop watching.

• 2:57:13Speaker 03

  Jayden's probably never gonna play football again. Uh, the commanders will never be good and it's wizard season.

• 2:57:20Speaker 00

  There you go.

• 2:57:21Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 2:57:22Speaker 00

  Wizards.

• 2:57:22Speaker 03

  We're on to the wizards. But now I, I'm, I kind of feel a little bit liberated because at this point, I don't. I don't have any expectations for football season this year. So I can rededicate myself to being what I love to do and what I do best. And that's just being a, a full-time troll.

• 2:57:41Speaker 03

  So.

• 2:57:42Speaker 00

  This is after the injury, but yeah, this is, uh, when they're showing the replays.

• 2:57:46Speaker 03

  Too many replays.

• 2:57:48Speaker 00

  I'm blocking Hank. Look fat.

• 2:57:53Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, no, Hank's not, he's, he's, he's reacting. Oh, uh.

• 2:57:58Speaker 00

  Zoom in on his face real quick. Zoom in on his face just real quick. Oh.

• 2:58:03Speaker 03

  Max stroking his nose.

• 2:58:11Speaker 00

  Hank might have.

• 2:58:11Speaker 03

  There's a little bit of a grin.

• 2:58:12Speaker 00

  A little smile.

• 2:58:14Speaker 03

  There was a little bit of a grin back then.

• 2:58:15Speaker 00

  There's a little grin.

• 2:58:16Speaker 04

  This is insane.

• 2:58:19Speaker 00

  Okay, let's move on.

• 2:58:21Speaker 03

  Let's move on.

• 2:58:21Speaker 04

  Screaming.

• 2:58:22Speaker 00

  Cowboys looked awesome.

• 2:58:23Speaker 03

  Cowboys looked pretty good. Well, here's the thing about the Cowboys. Uh, Georgie, George Pickens. Only has one more yard receiving this year than DK Metcalf.

• 2:58:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:58:34Speaker 03

  So.

• 2:58:35Speaker 00

  Well, he had a bad first game.

• 2:58:36Speaker 03

  Quietly, George not off to a great start right now. And I mean, he's a, he's a exceptionally talented guy. I just think that if it goes on, given the fact it's a contract year thing. Um, they have to find a way to get him involved because if they don't, they could lose him.

• 2:58:50Speaker 00

  Yeah. All right. That, that, that, that looks like you're screaming horror there, Hank.

• 2:58:55Speaker 04

  Sorry.

• 2:58:56Speaker 00

  You are?

• 2:58:57Speaker 04

  Can't exist.

• 2:58:57Speaker 00

  No, I, I had, I, I thought you were reacting fine. The, is this AI is a troll and I understand it.

• 2:59:06Speaker 03

  Somehow, somehow Hank is the victim.

• 2:59:09Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 2:59:10Speaker 03

  His quarterback's super healthy, almost too healthy.

• 2:59:14Speaker 00

  Whoa.

• 2:59:15Speaker 03

  Like really healthy.

• 2:59:17Speaker 00

  Now he's coming at you.

• 2:59:19Speaker 03

  No, I'm just saying like.

• 2:59:20Speaker 00

  We're getting in dangerous spots here.

• 2:59:21Speaker 03

  I don't know what it is, but like Hank, you won today. The Patriots back on, in, in the good graces of the football gods.

• 2:59:28Speaker 00

  Won the hungry dog.

• 2:59:29Speaker 03

  Won the hungry dog pretty much, almost. And your quarterback is super healthy.

• 2:59:36Speaker 03

  Like really healthy.

• 2:59:37Speaker 00

  We're getting in a dangerous.

• 2:59:37Speaker 05

  We should pull up that clip too.

• 2:59:39Speaker 03

  What?

• 2:59:39Speaker 05

  If we're just pulling up gambling cave clips.

• 2:59:41Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:59:42Speaker 05

  Hank being hungry dog.

• 2:59:45Speaker 03

  Yeah, um, I think I can tell this now. I had big plans for Jayden too this year. I mean, it's not, I'm not gonna get any use out of it probably ever.

• 2:59:54Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 2:59:55Speaker 03

  Um.

• 2:59:55Speaker 00

  What?

• 2:59:56Speaker 03

  I went out and bought a, uh, one of those giant, like 15 foot tall, wacky inflatable, uh, wacky air guys.

• 3:00:04Speaker 05

  Like the car dealership guys?

• 3:00:06Speaker 03

  Car dealership guys. And it's a Jayden Daniels wacky inflatable. Like it's his face.

• 3:00:11Speaker 00

  What were you gonna do with it?

• 3:00:12Speaker 03

  I was gonna inflate it like.

• 3:00:13Speaker 00

  Those are big plans.

• 3:00:14Speaker 03

  I was gonna inflate it like underneath Max.

• 3:00:17Speaker 05

  Uh. How?

• 3:00:19Speaker 03

  Or put it outside the door like we did with positivity bunny.

• 3:00:22Speaker 05

  That.

• 3:00:22Speaker 03

  So that's a hundred bucks. I gotta just.

• 3:00:24Speaker 05

  That was only a hundred bucks?

• 3:00:26Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's a pretty good deal.

• 3:00:26Speaker 00

  Do that.

• 3:00:27Speaker 03

  Huh?

• 3:00:27Speaker 00

  When are you gonna do that?

• 3:00:28Speaker 03

  My, my, my big plans for week one.

• 3:00:30Speaker 04

  Put it up.

• 3:00:30Speaker 03

  Then I was hanging on to it. Uh.

• 3:00:33Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:00:33Speaker 03

  Uh, for the next time we played against the Eagles.

• 3:00:35Speaker 00

  It would be nice to just put it up.

• 3:00:36Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:00:37Speaker 00

  Just do it.

• 3:00:37Speaker 05

  How was that only a hundred bucks? That, that's a great deal.

• 3:00:41Speaker 03

  I also got you a Jayden Hurts one. It's on the way.

• 3:00:43Speaker 00

  Oh, sick.

• 3:00:44Speaker 05

  That's great.

• 3:00:45Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:00:45Speaker 00

  Did they have a Caleb one?

• 3:00:46Speaker 03

  They did not. The only, the only two that I saw were just Jayden Hurts and.

• 3:00:49Speaker 00

  That's sick. That was.

• 3:00:52Speaker 05

  That can't be true.

• 3:00:53Speaker 03

  Those were the, the only two I saw. I didn't look that hard, but those were the two.

• 3:00:58Speaker 05

  It just happened to be.

• 3:01:00Speaker 00

  Yeah, it's kind of fun.

• 3:01:01Speaker 03

  Yeah. So, you know, the best laid plans of mice and men, as they say.

• 3:01:06Speaker 00

  Uh, last game, the Colts and Chiefs. Chiefs, we talked about it kind of there for a second. Did the Chiefs win in overtime? I will say, I don't really understand what the Colts were doing there in overtime and the fact that they got, they got like super aggressive with that deep shot and then they slowed it down and they got stuck in like the middle ground of what are we doing here? So it was almost like LSU last night on, on Saturday night where it's like either score a touchdown or use all the clock and then kick a field goal.

• 3:01:38Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:01:38Speaker 00

  Do one or the other. Instead, they rushed to get down the field, then went slow and didn't score a touchdown, kick the field goal, then the Chiefs had enough time to kick a field goal and win the game.

• 3:01:50Speaker 03

  Yeah. So if you've watched any football since Patrick Mahomes has been in the league, you know what's going to happen.

• 3:01:57Speaker 00

  Don't give him any time.

• 3:01:58Speaker 03

  If you don't score a touchdown there.

• 3:01:59Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:01:59Speaker 03

  In overtime. If you kick a field goal, you're going to lose that game.

• 3:02:02Speaker 00

  If you kick a field goal, there has to be no time left.

• 3:02:04Speaker 03

  Yes, you have to, anyone that's watched football.

• 3:02:07Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 3:02:07Speaker 03

  Knows that that's how that game ends. So I was not surprised whatsoever.

• 3:02:11Speaker 00

  And Mahomes, I mean, I, credit to the Colts, they did look a lot more, uh, qualified than they did in week one. So maybe the season's not fully over. That's a tough start to the season to play the Ravens and the Chiefs. Mahomes, week one, everyone's like, hey, he passed the test of his knee looked good. The passing is rusty. Now the passing's back.

• 3:02:31Speaker 03

  The deep ball was there.

• 3:02:32Speaker 00

  Now the passing's back. Like he threw for 382 yards tonight and he was, they were taking shots all over the place. Travis Kelsey looked like he was young again. It's, it's just Travis Kelsey had 101 yards, nine catches. Like

• 3:02:47Speaker 00

  Chiefs are a problem, man. They're a problem.

• 3:02:49Speaker 03

  Taylor up in the box, box of the year. Showing point to the ring finger.

• 3:02:53Speaker 00

  Chiefs are like fully back. Would you agree, Hank? Chiefs are fully back.

• 3:02:58Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 3:02:58Speaker 00

  Like, that's not even a, they're just back to being the Chiefs. It's not, it, they're just gonna, it's probably gonna be the AFC championship in Kansas City.

• 3:03:08Speaker 04

  Yeah, Chiefs, Chiefs stacked, Bills stacked.

• 3:03:11Speaker 00

  Yeah, I mean, I'm looking at their, I'm looking at their schedule right now. Chiefs are gonna start 5-0. They play the Dolphins, the Raiders and the Chargers. They're gonna start 5-0.

• 3:03:20Speaker 03

  Raiders might be good.

• 3:03:21Speaker 00

  Raiders could be good. Uh, they're still gonna start 5-0.

• 3:03:23Speaker 03

  Tough break for the Colts. Alec Pierce getting hurt.

• 3:03:26Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:03:26Speaker 03

  I don't know what it is, um, but it doesn't, it didn't look good at all. It looked like it was not contact. It was the, uh, the foot that was hurt from before. So I hope he's okay. Cause that offense just doesn't, without him in the game, it doesn't work. Nothing works without him.

• 3:03:40Speaker 00

  Oh, Daniel Jones, I mean, Jonathan Taylor is, runs hard. Daniel Jones, he had some nice plays. I, the Colts showed some life. They showed some life. So the season might not be fully over for the Colts, but I, the big takeaway is the Chiefs are just all the way, all the way back.

• 3:03:55Speaker 03

  So the Colts, big game next week against the Texans at home.

• 3:03:59Speaker 00

  Loser leaves town.

• 3:04:00Speaker 03

  Loser leaves town for that game.

• 3:04:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:04:02Speaker 03

  And, uh, they are gonna have a win against the commanders. Uh, that's gonna be overseas. Great. Good.

• 3:04:09Speaker 00

  You might win that game.

• 3:04:10Speaker 03

  Yeah, weird things happen overseas. You know what I actually think? Mariota, good backup quarterback. Start the kid from Rutgers. Ethan Calik, Calik Mianas?

• 3:04:19Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:04:19Speaker 03

  Come lick my ass?

• 3:04:20Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:04:21Speaker 03

  Start that guy.

• 3:04:22Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:04:23Speaker 03

  He's got, he's got a little Kirk Cousins in him.

• 3:04:25Speaker 00

  Why not?

• 3:04:25Speaker 03

  See what's going on there.

• 3:04:26Speaker 00

  Give him a start. Okay, boys, uh, should we do who's back of the week and get on our way? Uh, who's back of the week is brought to you by our friends at Twisted Tea. Football season's back. It's the moment we've all been waiting for. Football season's back in full swing, which means we'll be posted up with an ice cold tea until further notice. Twisted Tea is a refreshing hard iced tea made with real brewed tea and 5% alcohol. The Twisted Tea Party Pack has a little something for everyone with original half and half raspberry and peach. Whether you're tailgating at the stadium, crushing teas in your man cave or grilling out with your friends. Twisted Tea is there to turn your day up a notch and make a good time, a great time. Grab a refreshing Twisted Tea today. Keep it twisted. We love Twisted Tea, half and half, original.

• 3:05:10Speaker 00

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• 3:05:26Speaker 04

  Uh, NASCAR fights.

• 3:05:27Speaker 00

  Yeah, really good.

• 3:05:30Speaker 04

  Ryan Blaney.

• 3:05:33Speaker 04

  Was Carson Hoke, Hoke, Hoke of R.

• 3:05:37Speaker 00

  Yep.

• 3:05:37Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:05:38Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:05:39Speaker 04

  Kind of soft punches. Like they looked like they didn't stick too hard, but it was just a classic. They, they got in a wreck and then they met in the, met in the infield and, and just duked it out a little bit.

• 3:05:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:05:49Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:05:50Speaker 03

  NASCAR, whenever they get into actual fights with each other, they.

• 3:05:53Speaker 04

  Blaney didn't really throw any punches back. They just kind of ate a couple.

• 3:05:56Speaker 03

  They kind of remind me of like, you ever see those bicyclists that fight against each other and they do like spin, try to do spinning backfists and it's just like the softest fight ever.

• 3:06:05Speaker 00

  Mm-hmm.

• 3:06:06Speaker 03

  I believe that if these NASCAR drivers got into a fight in a bar, it would look like a fight with like punches and, and some violence. But for some reason, when they're in their like onesie, I never really, I, I, it's never really threatening.

• 3:06:18Speaker 05

  One of these is a good punch.

• 3:06:20Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:06:21Speaker 05

  Like if we saw this punch in a NBA game, like it would be a big deal. Or like an, or like a benches clearing brawl. Like you don't see this in.

• 3:06:31Speaker 00

  No, they go for it. They always let them punch like a couple of times and then they.

• 3:06:36Speaker 05

  Look at that. That is, that's like a serious punch.

• 3:06:39Speaker 00

  That was good.

• 3:06:44Speaker 00

  Good, good. Who's back Hank?

• 3:06:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, and the Water Dogs.

• 3:06:46Speaker 00

  Yeah, and the Water Dogs. Fuck yeah. The Water Dogs are so back.

• 3:06:50Speaker 04

  We're so back. Hang the banner.

• 3:06:52Speaker 00

  We actually should.

• 3:06:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, we, yes.

• 3:06:54Speaker 00

  Hundred percent.

• 3:06:55Speaker 03

  A banner for ourselves.

• 3:06:57Speaker 00

  Yeah, hundred percent.

• 3:06:58Speaker 03

  Like owners of the year.

• 3:06:59Speaker 00

  Yeah. Okay, uh, PFT?

• 3:07:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I was gonna say, talk about the Water Dogs, um, and then who's back is just, just the RG4 talk. A lot of that.

• 3:07:11Speaker 04

  Why? What hap-

• 3:07:12Speaker 03

  Lot of RG4 talk out there.

• 3:07:17Speaker 03

  I can't, I never, I never thought Hank would be a root for injuries guy.

• 3:07:22Speaker 04

  I'm not.

• 3:07:22Speaker 03

  It's sad to see.

• 3:07:23Speaker 00

  I don't know, I, I'll say this about Hank, I do not think he's a root for injuries guy. I think he's a make a joke after an injury guy, which-

• 3:07:30Speaker 04

  That's not true either.

• 3:07:31Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 3:07:32Speaker 03

  Okay, yeah.

• 3:07:32Speaker 04

  I didn't say anything about Caleb Williams. Or Jane Daniels.

• 3:07:37Speaker 03

  None of this happened.

• 3:07:40Speaker 04

  I didn't say anything about the injury. I did ask a question about the lineman.

• 3:07:47Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:07:48Speaker 04

  Not caring about the injury.

• 3:07:51Speaker 03

  I think they did care. Um, also who's back is just it being the 21st of September.

• 3:07:55Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:07:56Speaker 03

  Great song.

• 3:07:56Speaker 00

  Happy birthday Danny Conrad.

• 3:07:58Speaker 03

  I'm gonna listen to that tomorrow morning and it's gonna put a smile on my face because it's a great song.

• 3:08:04Speaker 03

  Everything's gonna be okay.

• 3:08:05Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:08:06Speaker 03

  We'll be okay.

• 3:08:07Speaker 00

  What is the actual weeks that they're gonna say? Like, what, what do you, what, if he doesn't get surgery, is he out four weeks?

• 3:08:13Speaker 03

  Four weeks.

• 3:08:13Speaker 00

  Alright, so that's not terrible.

• 3:08:15Speaker 03

  They'll come back and it'll pop out again.

• 3:08:16Speaker 00

  But four weeks isn't terrible.

• 3:08:18Speaker 03

  You know what? I've moved on.

• 3:08:19Speaker 00

  That's what I'm hoping for.

• 3:08:20Speaker 03

  I moved on. I've moved on this season to just, we're, we're entering, we're shifting into full-time troll mode.

• 3:08:25Speaker 00

  Okay, uh, what?

• 3:08:27Speaker 05

  I have one question for you, PFT.

• 3:08:29Speaker 03

  Yes, Max.

• 3:08:31Speaker 05

  I don't know this. Th- these are reports that, that were told to me. So this is a serious question.

• 3:08:36Speaker 00

  Yes.

• 3:08:37Speaker 03

  No, no, that's part-time.

• 3:08:39Speaker 00

  Oh shit.

• 3:08:40Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:08:40Speaker 00

  He's going full-time troll mode.

• 3:08:42Speaker 04

  Maybe if you had just like, you went full-time troll mode last year and then you never got out of it. Even when Jane Daniels was healthy and that's where I think you messed up.

• 3:08:51Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 3:08:52Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 3:08:52Speaker 00

  Fair point.

• 3:08:53Speaker 04

  Jane Daniels got hurt last year.

• 3:08:54Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:08:55Speaker 04

  Obviously, and you then entered full-time troll mode. You spent all your time thinking and talking about Drake May.

• 3:09:03Speaker 03

  No, I actually don't-

• 3:09:03Speaker 04

  That never went away, even though Jane Daniels was healthy, that, healthy this year and that's might have, like, your, your priorities were in the wrong place.

• 3:09:12Speaker 03

  What do you mean, full-time thinking about Drake May?

• 3:09:13Speaker 04

  You made a whole video.

• 3:09:15Speaker 00

  You talking about Glenn?

• 3:09:16Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:09:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, you're talking about Glenn.

• 3:09:17Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:09:17Speaker 03

  Sorry for, sorry for making a funny video that people could laugh at.

• 3:09:20Speaker 04

  It was really funny. I'm just saying, like, if that attention had been more spent on, like, your team and your quarterback.

• 3:09:26Speaker 03

  You think, you think I should have done like a hype video for Jayden?

• 3:09:28Speaker 04

  You used to do that.

• 3:09:29Speaker 03

  How good this guy.

• 3:09:30Speaker 04

  Didn't you used to do that?

• 3:09:31Speaker 03

  No, not really. What?

• 3:09:33Speaker 00

  You did.

• 3:09:34Speaker 03

  His handoffs.

• 3:09:35Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:09:36Speaker 03

  Which were also-

• 3:09:37Speaker 00

  And then every week.

• 3:09:38Speaker 03

  Which were also a jo- a joke video.

• 3:09:39Speaker 00

  But every week in the playoffs.

• 3:09:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I made two hype videos for the playoffs.

• 3:09:43Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 3:09:44Speaker 03

  That's different.

• 3:09:45Speaker 04

  So your videos, yeah.

• 3:09:46Speaker 03

  That's different. That's the playoffs. Yeah.

• 3:09:48Speaker 00

  I gotta say, Hank made a decent point there. Just about. Maybe you didn't leave troll mode.

• 3:09:55Speaker 03

  No, I left, I left troll mode. I thought, listen, it's, I'm having a tough day today. But you'll see, I can be way more trolling.

• 3:10:05Speaker 00

  You give the Tebow speech about being a troll.

• 3:10:07Speaker 03

  No, I can, I can step it up. Be careful what you wish for Hank. Like, if you want, I will make it my full-time job to troll you.

• 3:10:14Speaker 04

  You, okay, yeah, sure, um, I can't wait to see what that looks like.

• 3:10:18Speaker 03

  Okay. Okay.

• 3:10:20Speaker 05

  Can I, can I ask this question now?

• 3:10:21Speaker 03

  You have a sense of purpose.

• 3:10:23Speaker 05

  Um, again, I, th- these are reports that were given to me. I just have one question. This is serious.

• 3:10:30Speaker 03

  Who's walking around handing Max reports?

• 3:10:32Speaker 05

  Where did you watch the first half of the Colts Chiefs game?

• 3:10:35Speaker 00

  Oh yeah, that was, he was down bad.

• 3:10:38Speaker 03

  Oh, I was in the bathroom. Yeah.

• 3:10:40Speaker 05

  For the entire half?

• 3:10:41Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah.

• 3:10:43Speaker 05

  Are you, are you okay?

• 3:10:45Speaker 03

  I, I had a bad stomach, yes. But you're right.

• 3:10:48Speaker 05

  But was that like, uh, I couldn't tell if that was like a stomach thing or is like, I need to be by myself and watch this game?

• 3:10:53Speaker 03

  No, I was literally, I, yeah, it was, uh-

• 3:10:56Speaker 05

  So that was actual stomach?

• 3:10:57Speaker 03

  It was a stomach thing, yeah.

• 3:10:59Speaker 05

  Okay, I apologize.

• 3:11:00Speaker 03

  Also, I'm poop guy.

• 3:11:01Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:11:03Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, it wasn't like-

• 3:11:04Speaker 00

  Hank tried to claim he wasn't.

• 3:11:05Speaker 05

  But that was like an hour.

• 3:11:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, no, it was bad.

• 3:11:07Speaker 05

  Like, pr- probably more, I think maybe even more than an hour. It was the entire, it was until we started recording from before the Sunday night football game.

• 3:11:15Speaker 03

  Yeah, it was, it was, uh, I'll put it this way, I haven't, I haven't pooped in like, uh, two and a half days.

• 3:11:21Speaker 05

  Problem solved. Oh, okay, alright, good.

• 3:11:23Speaker 03

  Finally.

• 3:11:24Speaker 05

  Alright, so that was a, that was a good thing that you were in there for that long.

• 3:11:27Speaker 03

  Well, no, it wasn't, I didn't enjoy it.

• 3:11:29Speaker 05

  But you needed to, but you needed it. Okay, good, good.

• 3:11:31Speaker 03

  I, it had nothing, listen, I, I've, I've been through pain and disappointment enough as a football fan. I, I don't need to lock myself into a bathroom to get over a loss.

• 3:11:41Speaker 05

  Okay.

• 3:11:41Speaker 03

  I'll be, that, that's, that's strictly just stomach issue.

• 3:11:44Speaker 05

  But you understand the optics of, of that?

• 3:11:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, in fact, like, I, I heard people coming in and out, I was like, well, they're gonna have some questions for me.

• 3:11:50Speaker 05

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 3:11:52Speaker 03

  It's probably, probably about forty-five minutes, yeah.

• 3:11:57Speaker 00

  Alright, my who's back, uh, baseball playoffs getting close, we're seven days away. I saw a stat too, this is a really sad one, uh, the Pittsburgh Pirates would be in the playoffs. If they played in the AL.

• 3:12:10Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:12:10Speaker 00

  It is a race. In that AL spot. The White Sox should get it. I hope White Sox do get it. They should get it. But, uh, I guess they would be a half game out, uh, if they were in the AL. But yeah, we're getting the, the little clinch spot. Max and I are in a, a fight right now. The Padres, Cubs and Phillies all one game apart.

• 3:12:34Speaker 05

  Fighting for home field.

• 3:12:35Speaker 00

  Fighting for home field hard. I guess technically also still fighting for the playoffs just because the Diamondbacks still remain there lurking. But, yeah, we're, I, I was a lot more excited for playoff baseball until Alex Bregman got his face smashed in, which is really, really bad.

• 3:12:55Speaker 03

  So he, he definitely can't play?

• 3:12:57Speaker 00

  I mean, I, he can't see. His eyes completely, I don't know, maybe if it wasn't broken, then it's just like a black eye and he'll be okay, but-

• 3:13:08Speaker 05

  I think he'll be back.

• 3:13:09Speaker 00

  You think so?

• 3:13:09Speaker 03

  I think so, yeah.

• 3:13:10Speaker 00

  Alright, alright, good. So I get positive, okay. I just saw that and I was like, oh my God, he's not, he's not gonna play for a month.

• 3:13:17Speaker 03

  It looks bad right now, but yeah.

• 3:13:18Speaker 00

  Cause he's so, so important to the Cubs. Uh, just having any type of chance at anything.

• 3:13:26Speaker 00

  But yeah, I'm excited for playoff baseball if Bregman can play. And I really, really want to play at Wrigley because Cubs can win at Wrigley. Can't win anywhere else.

• 3:13:36Speaker 03

  So if the playoffs started right now?

• 3:13:38Speaker 00

  The Cubs would have the home playoff game against the Padres.

• 3:13:41Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 3:13:42Speaker 00

  We have the tie, the Cubs have the tiebreaker against the Padres and the Phillies. So as long as they can just stay at the same record as those two teams, they will get the home playoff, uh, game. I don't know who has the, who has your-

• 3:13:54Speaker 05

  I have, we have it over the Padres.

• 3:13:55Speaker 00

  You have it over the Padres, okay.

• 3:13:57Speaker 05

  Right now, the, the Cubs and the Padres are tied. And the Phillies are one game back of both of them. So, literally anything, I mean-

• 3:14:05Speaker 00

  Do we have the same amount of games left to play? Six games?

• 3:14:08Speaker 05

  Uh.

• 3:14:10Speaker 00

  And who do you play?

• 3:14:12Speaker 05

  We're tough. We have, we go Brewers, Rays. I think the Rays won't be playing for anything in that.

• 3:14:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, we go-

• 3:14:18Speaker 05

  They play the Yankees, so it depends what happens in that series.

• 3:14:20Speaker 00

  We go Marlins, uh-

• 3:14:23Speaker 05

  Now they won't be playing for anything.

• 3:14:24Speaker 00

  We go Marlins, Red Sox, I think the Red Sox are completely locked in, are they not?

• 3:14:28Speaker 04

  Yeah, they clinched.

• 3:14:28Speaker 00

  Yeah, and but they're like, they can't get to the home playoff, I don't think, and I don't know if they can go all the way down to the bottom. I guess they could-

• 3:14:36Speaker 03

  They're five and a half games back.

• 3:14:37Speaker 00

  They're four games up on the White Sox. They would have to lose all three of their games leading up to the weekend and the White Sox would have to win all three for the, for the Red Sox to want to play for anything. So they'll just get their rotation set. Alright, well, it'll be fun.

• 3:14:53Speaker 03

  Love a Chicago World Series, that'd be awesome.

• 3:14:55Speaker 00

  Well, the White Sox have, the White Sox have given up the Central right now.

• 3:14:58Speaker 03

  I know, they're, they're, they're crumbling. They're so young, I feel like, seeing that slip away, that might be tough to bounce back from.

• 3:15:05Speaker 00

  The, the Cubs are not going to the World Series, I'll say that. Their pitching is, their bullpen is so bad. But I just, chip in a chair. You know what? Fuck that. The Cubs could go to the World Series. Chip in a chair. Chip in a chair, see what happens. Baseball playoffs is weird, just get hot at the right time. That's all you gotta do.

• 3:15:24Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:15:24Speaker 00

  You should get hot at the right time, you never know what can happen. That, that's a fact. But that is, the, the playoffs are, the baseball playoffs are like, you get a couple, couple relievers that are just pitching out of their mind.

• 3:15:35Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:15:35Speaker 00

  You never fucking know. Bats get hot.

• 3:15:37Speaker 03

  Diamondbacks, remember them?

• 3:15:38Speaker 00

  Yeah, yeah. Alright, Cubs can go to the World Series. Can the Phillies go to the World Series? Okay.

• 3:15:45Speaker 05

  I hate the Phillies. I'm gonna watch them, I'm gonna like them. Actually, I'm not gonna promise I'm gonna like them.

• 3:15:51Speaker 03

  No, you're not gonna like them.

• 3:15:52Speaker 00

  You go that far?

• 3:15:54Speaker 05

  They're so frustrating. They're so, so, they're playing, like you say, get hot at the right time, they're get, they're getting bad at the, at the-

• 3:16:01Speaker 00

  Ugly. I mean, that's the Cubs bullpen.

• 3:16:04Speaker 05

  It's, our bullpen sucks too. We got no one. Orion Kirkering, the guy who blew it last year, we just sent him down. Who gets sent down on, on September 19th? He was like our setup guy last year. He's been a disaster since July. He has like a 10 ERA. They literally just sent him down a week before the playoffs.

• 3:16:24Speaker 00

  Yeah, but that's, I mean, Jacob Webb, they, they won't send him down and they, he probably should-

• 3:16:30Speaker 05

  Yeah, I guess that's better.

• 3:16:31Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 3:16:32Speaker 05

  But like, we, going into the year, we were counting, like, we, we got nobody.

• 3:16:36Speaker 00

  Yeah. Alright, uh, Zach, finish this off.

• 3:16:39Speaker 05

  Whatever. My, uh, who's back of the week this week's gonna be, uh, UFC 331, cause you guys see the, uh, fighter Alonso Minifield, what he was able to fight through?

• 3:16:46Speaker 00

  Uh, yeah, disgusting.

• 3:16:48Speaker 05

  First round compound fracture, but fought through the, went the distance.

• 3:16:52Speaker 00

  Bone out of his thumb.

• 3:16:54Speaker 05

  Completely out, only, almost looked like a molar, like a big tooth. It was his whole thumb.

• 3:16:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, isn't that like, very, very dangerous for infection?

• 3:17:02Speaker 05

  I, uh, I believe, yeah, I mean, o- open bone has to be.

• 3:17:05Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:17:05Speaker 05

  Right? And then he said, no, I'll just finish the fight and then win by decision. Said, that was just some real man shit.

• 3:17:10Speaker 03

  Uh, Stevenson got knocked out.

• 3:17:12Speaker 00

  One of the fastest in heavyweight history, yeah.

• 3:17:15Speaker 03

  That's what I was saying, like, UFC, for a casual like myself, it feels like they don't have any massive, massive superstars for the future, like, young superstars.

• 3:17:25Speaker 05

  You think that's what leads to like a lot of these, just like, quick, just-

• 3:17:29Speaker 03

  Knockouts like, hey, we're not, we're not evenly matched. One of these guys is just gonna starch somebody.

• 3:17:33Speaker 00

  Well, Gable Stevenson is just, he's failed like at everything recently.

• 3:17:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, tough.

• 3:17:38Speaker 00

  He tried to go to the NFL, tried to do WWE, went back to college and lost. And then just got knocked out and then did he, he no showed the ending, right? Like the, in the middle, when they put their hands up.

• 3:17:49Speaker 03

  Yep.

• 3:17:49Speaker 00

  That was a loser move.

• 3:17:50Speaker 03

  No class on that.

• 3:17:51Speaker 00

  Loser move by him.

• 3:17:54Speaker 00

  All right. Good show, boys. We're gonna get some good news tomorrow, PFT.

• 3:17:59Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:17:59Speaker 00

  I, I'm telling you, Florio, if, if this comes back like a grade two or three in Florio, did you guys see Florio's report on Sunday football? I did not. I was in the bathroom. He's like, I'm hearing it's a grade one. So that's like, it completely changed my whole mood.

• 3:18:17Speaker 00

  All right. Good show, boys.

• 3:18:21Speaker 00

  Numbers?

• 3:18:22Speaker 03

  Eight. Five.

• 3:18:23Speaker 00

  Three.

• 3:18:25Speaker 00

  He's not a troll.

• 3:18:27Speaker 03

  I'll go 18.

• 3:18:28Speaker 00

  Good. He's not a troll.

• 3:18:29Speaker 03

  That's nice. That's touching. There's also this guy in UFC who's just a rough and rowdy fighter. I'm gonna take, uh, take 90. Look, Shane took off the poncho.

• 3:18:39Speaker 05

  Tuivasa.

• 3:18:41Speaker 03

  Shane's no longer bolted. Nah.

• 3:18:44Speaker 00

  86. 69. Didn't eat a lot today.

• 3:18:51Speaker 00

  Uh, 15 actually, 15 Tebow.

• 3:18:55Speaker 00

  Congrats on the Gators, Jacob. They look good.

• 3:18:59Speaker 05

  Thanks. We're real.

• 3:19:02Speaker 03

  Real phony.

• 3:19:04Speaker 00

  Oh.

• 3:19:05Speaker 03

  Oh, no.

• 3:19:06Speaker 00

  Fuck, Georgia. Georgia's really good.

• 3:19:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:19:08Speaker 00

  Georgia, all time. Fuck you move.

• 3:19:32Speaker 00

  26.

• 3:19:34Speaker 03

  26.

• 3:19:34Speaker 00

  You guys.

• 3:19:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's hot.

• 3:19:37Speaker 00

  You guys see the Georgia move? They were running full defensive line drills during a timeout. And then Kirby said after it's, he was like, cause we, our guys weren't getting enough work.

• 3:19:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, Arkansas is. They threw like six passes in the game.

• 3:19:52Speaker 00

  That's such a disrespectful move.

• 3:19:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 3:20:16Speaker 00

  32.

• 3:20:21Speaker 03

  22? 32. 32. Happy birthday to Danny Boy Kane. Oh. Yeah. Happy birthday to George RR Martin. Happy birthday to John Tavares. Happy birthday to Doug Baldwin, Dwayne Bowe, Greg Jennings, John Kitna, Jason Derulo, Bill Murray, Hassan Reddick. Another bad guy. Hassan Reddick? Yeah. Bad guy, retract the birthday wish. Happy birthday to our good friend and RIP Tommy Lasorda.

• 3:20:56Speaker 00

  And Danny Conrad.

• 3:20:57Speaker 03

  And Danny Conrad. Had you missed that one? I think that was the 20th, wasn't it? Conrad? No, 21st. 21st? Okay. Love you guys.

• 3:23:11Speaker 03

  We're gonna get right back to the show.

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