Would you do THIS for your partner?!

This week, Vogue managed something remarkable. She made Joanne gag (several times), despite there being nearly 5,000 miles between them. Quite an achievement. Vogue also has some Celebrity Traitors theories and Joanne's search for medication continues. My Therapist Ghosted Me is a Global Production. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/ If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  This is a global production.

• 0:04Speaker 01

  Did you send her that video yet, Jo? I really want to get her live reaction.

• 0:08Speaker 02

  Oh my god, okay.

• 0:16Speaker 02

  I'm actually can't watch it, I'm actually gagging, I'm actually gagging.

• 0:24Speaker 01

  Silence in the courtyard, silence in the street. The biggest fool in Ireland is just about to speak, do you remember that, Joan?

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Oh my god.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  Speak after me, one, two, three.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  You're the biggest fool in Ireland, you spoke.

• 0:39Speaker 02

  That's the national anthem. That's up there with Maniac and Fight Like Me Da. Where did that come from, Vogue?

• 0:46Speaker 01

  I don't know. I also, remember England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales, inside S and inside scales? I'm just feeling nostalgic, do you remember that? When you were doing rubber bands?

• 0:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, I do, I do.

• 0:58Speaker 01

  She doesn't, she wasn't a sporty child.

• 1:03Speaker 02

  I was inside painting and writing plays. So I was trying to get away with those, because while you were going down to get the baby, Jo was giving aid to me, obviously because my camera wasn't right, blah, blah, blah. And I was saying, Jo, give me a break.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  It still isn't, in fairness, if you're watching on YouTube.

• 1:25Speaker 02

  This is the best, the best of a bad situation. Unless global, unless I want to pay for a cameraman to come to arrange America with me, this is the best I can do. I said to Jo, I said, Jo, please give me a break, I'm in Houston, Texas, and it's 4am here. And he went, I know for a fact it's not 4am, Joan, I was like, shit. I was hoping to confuse it with the time zones. But it's 7am here.

• 1:49Speaker 03

  No, it's not.

• 1:50Speaker 02

  No, it's 8am here.

• 1:52Speaker 01

  It's 8am, yeah, I'm surprised we got you.

• 1:54Speaker 02

  I've been pressing snooze since 6am here, right? To get up and do this, and I got up, I got up seven minutes ago. But I was dreaming, so I was dreaming, I was having one of those dreams where you were in it. And I was like, because obviously, you know, I didn't want to get up and do the podcast, that's the truth, because your body wants to sleep, that's all. I love the podcast, but I would have rathered have not done it at this time in the morning. And I was like, Vogue, we should do the podcast now, and you're like, we don't, actually it's been cancelled. But I was living in your house again. And I was wearing one of your clothes, and I was like, are you sure? And you're like, yeah, no, it's been cancelled, and you were getting your hair and makeup done, of course.

• 2:33Speaker 02

  And I was wearing this long fur robe that I'd gotten from your wardrobe, the whole thing was very nostalgic as well.

• 2:40Speaker 01

  Are you sure it's not from Spencer's wardrobe?

• 2:44Speaker 02

  From the dress up box. And you're like, you can go back to bed, I was like, are you sure, Vogue, is this a dream? Is this a dream? And you're like, it's not a dream, it's not a dream, you can go back to bed. And I was like, oh my god, amazing. But it was a dream!

• 2:57Speaker 01

  Well, that didn't happen. Look at Svenny, because you'd imagine him to have a fluffy robe, like that fur robe. Look at his dressing room, so our friends, James and Brian are designing our house in London. And they're called Boss Studio, and they're amazing, and it's always been my dream to have them do it. Svenny's been allowed free rein on one room, which is going to be his dressing room. Can you see it?

• 3:24Speaker 02

  I can't, will you WhatsApp it to me? I'm too far away from the camera, because I'm trying to not look ugly. Because I'm trying to not look like I just woke up three minutes ago.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  That's his dressing room, all red, listeners, big red walls. He's actually changed the carpet for like a tiger print carpet.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  I think that's gorgeous.

• 3:42Speaker 01

  I mean, it's cool, but it's just very Spencer coded, isn't it? He's like, I'm getting a lock on the door and nobody's allowed in, and I'm like, okay. And now he's trying to set up a little coffee station and stuff in there, I'm like, dude, it's...

• 3:53Speaker 02

  Is he, sorry, are you moving out?

• 3:57Speaker 02

  He's moving out.

• 3:58Speaker 01

  That's where he lives now, I've asked him to put in one of those pull-out beds in the hope that it will fold up on him.

• 4:05Speaker 01

  I have to stop slagging Spencer, honestly.

• 4:07Speaker 02

  Who puts a coffee station in his dressing room unless you're planning on spending a lot of time in there?

• 4:14Speaker 01

  I'll tell you who puts a coffee station in the dressing room, a man with four kids. That's who puts a coffee station. Do you know what, I was actually, I was thinking about myself and Spencer yesterday. And like, it's rare to give yourself a compliment, but I was like, Svenny, do you know what? I am proud of us. We have navigated having four kids, doing two moves, doing a renovation.

• 4:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 4:37Speaker 01

  And we still fucking really like each other. Isn't that amazing? We should hate each other, I know, but we love each other.

• 4:45Speaker 02

  I was gonna say, I'd elevate the really like to love just for the sake of...

• 4:49Speaker 01

  Well, there is, there is, obviously, we obviously are madly in love, but, you know.

• 4:55Speaker 02

  Of course.

• 4:56Speaker 01

  I saw...

• 4:57Speaker 02

  Hold on, I'm just getting my, hold on, I'm just getting my second coffee, because it's 2am in Houston.

• 5:03Speaker 01

  She'll go, oh, she has not ready.

• 5:07Speaker 01

  Here she goes, oh god, the mess.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  I treated myself to a bit of room service.

• 5:11Speaker 01

  You wouldn't be one to treat yourself, we know that about you.

• 5:16Speaker 03

  Very frugal.

• 5:19Speaker 01

  Hates looking after herself, she does.

• 5:22Speaker 02

  Sorry, excuse me.

• 5:24Speaker 01

  Look at the mess she's made from just that one coffee. Oh my god, look at it!

• 5:30Speaker 02

  I don't have the luxury of a family. I'm sorry, except my, sorry, my mother and my brother, of course, and my cousins and my sisters-in-laws and all that. But apart from all of them...

• 5:42Speaker 01

  My husband is building a room that he can lock and have a coffee station, and so he never has to leave the room. That's family.

• 5:52Speaker 02

  So funny.

• 5:55Speaker 02

  He's like, I've decided to put in a separate door and some gin here.

• 6:02Speaker 01

  I'll be honest, there is a way in and out down there.

• 6:04Speaker 02

  I'm happy to sleep into the marital bed.

• 6:07Speaker 01

  Fine, perfect, I like a spoon, I like the company.

• 6:11Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't, I don't, I don't like to be touched.

• 6:14Speaker 01

  No, we don't, I don't want to touch you, but I'd like to know that you're there, I'd like to hear you breathing, so I know someone's beside me. Svenny did the Catherine Ryan pod, and of course, I saw a headline about it and I sent it to him. I was like, fuck's sakes, Sven, I love Vogue more than she loves me. Cue all the comments, oh, she only loves you for your money, oh, oh, I'm like, for fucks! I sent it to him, I was like, Svenno, I mean, it is true, but you don't have to tell everybody, it's important. Somebody always loves somebody else more, and it's only a little bit. Like, I really love him, but like, he like really, really loves me.

• 6:50Speaker 02

  It's not, it's also, it's not a competition, and also, things change. I've been in relationships where one week I love him more, the next week he loves me more. It shifts, it ebbs and flows, you know, it's not always consistent. And a very wise woman did once say to me, always marry someone who loves you more than you love them.

• 7:11Speaker 01

  Did I not say that to you?

• 7:12Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 7:14Speaker 02

  Well, you have probably also, but it's someone else, who I'm, I shouldn't say who they are, because their husband is still alive and well, but they did say...

• 7:24Speaker 01

  I don't think there's anything wrong with that, someone will always love someone just a little bit more. And like, it doesn't mean that you're not in love with them, it just means that they love you that little bit, actually.

• 7:33Speaker 02

  I've been in both situations, I've been in the relationship where I loved them more, and I've been in the relationship where I was loved more than I loved them. And I think I suit loving them more. Because if someone loves me more, I feel, I'm just like, well, he seems ill-advised.

• 7:51Speaker 01

  And you'd probably lose interest then, you'd be like, oh no, this isn't, I don't feel comfortable here.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  Because I'm deranged.

• 8:00Speaker 01

  Well, I think, no, I think I've loved Svenny more than I've ever loved anyone else.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I don't know, like, we don't, like, you've a lovely marriage.

• 8:10Speaker 01

  Sorry, hang on, deranged as in, we spoke yesterday and you said you'd run out of the old pills. Is it kicking in?

• 8:18Speaker 02

  I did tell you someone stelled them, didn't I?

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:24Speaker 02

  Pricks. So, and sorry, I went to book, this is probably a bit too much information for the podcast, but whatever, it's 2am.

• 8:34Speaker 01

  It is, it is. Again, don't tell anyone.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Between us, yeah.

• 8:44Speaker 01

  There's nothing you don't know about myself and Joan, nothing.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Well, there's a couple, there's a couple of little things now.

• 8:51Speaker 01

  There's a couple of things, but if you really thought about it, you'd know.

• 8:55Speaker 02

  Yeah, you'd sort it out, but sometimes in interviews, they ask, is there anything off the table with you guys? And I'm like, yeah, there is, there actually is, it's like, you know yourself, it's like, that's life, there's always bits and bobs floating around in the background. But anyway, America is the worst place for this to happen, because the health system is like, you know, in the UK, you can just ring up one of those phone doctors. But anyway, I was Googling where I could get these meds, and I found this clinic, you know, one of these apps where it's like, it shows you your local doctor, and it was like, the cost is between $150 and four grand.

• 9:36Speaker 01

  What?

• 9:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  I'd rather go insane and spend four grand on pills.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  Exactly, I was like, how, then I Googled a straitjacket, that's cheaper, I said, fuck it. I'll get the straitjacket, and then I'll wait till I get home. And then go in somewhere and build myself back up.

• 9:57Speaker 01

  No, you won't, there'll be a man turning up in a Ford Fiesta outside your hotel.

• 10:02Speaker 02

  I still have access to the dark web from when I did that BBC, that Furby documentary for the BBC. So I was like, surely, if I could just figure out how to use the dark web, I could buy the meds illegally.

• 10:17Speaker 01

  Have a couple of drinks, start surfing the dark web, and god knows what you'll have delivered to your hotel room in the morning.

• 10:26Speaker 03

  A cruise missile.

• 10:28Speaker 01

  Why do I have an AK-47?

• 10:34Speaker 02

  Fun, fun.

• 10:37Speaker 01

  What a good day to be alive.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  A quick question for, for people like Vogue, for whom this would cause anxiety. Joanne, do you have travel insurance whilst you're there?

• 10:46Speaker 01

  Jo, I just, I want H R. Somebody give me the number to H R in Global. This is uncalled for. Surely someone will organise that for you.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  I'm sure, do you know what? I'm sure I do.

• 11:00Speaker 03

  Good.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  I'm assuming I do.

• 11:03Speaker 01

  That's my favourite travel insurance, when you just hope to God that you have it. But you're not really quite sure.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  Would that, would that help, Jo, in the, for the doctor thing?

• 11:15Speaker 03

  It could. It's worth a, it's worth a look if you can dig it out. It's worth a go.

• 11:20Speaker 01

  Would you not just wait till you get to Canada? Can you hold it together till Canada?

• 11:25Speaker 02

  I don't go back to Canada until November, November, November 9th or 10th.

• 11:31Speaker 01

  Oh, no, no, no. No, you're gonna have to, you're gonna have to shell out the four grand.

• 11:36Speaker 02

  Isn't it so funny, the stuff that you're prepared to spend money on? Like, like, do you know, the way you'd spend, I don't know, I'm trying to think of some, an example. Like, if Adidas brought out some sort of collaboration with, I don't know, ASAP Rocky.

• 11:50Speaker 01

  I know.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  I'd probably spend, I'd probably spend a grand on a jacket, but my own actual mental health, fuck that.

• 11:57Speaker 01

  No, it's too fucking expensive.

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Let it roll. Let it roll. See what happens.

• 12:03Speaker 03

  For anyone in Canada who's anxious by the dates that Joanne's just said, she, she will be in Toronto on the 8th of November, as agreed.

• 12:11Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  As agreed.

• 12:12Speaker 02

  That's what I said. What did I say?

• 12:13Speaker 03

  9th or 10th, which is fine.

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 12:17Speaker 01

  She'll still be there on the 9th.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 12:24Speaker 04

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• 12:25Speaker 05

  And I'm Hannah Townsend. You're brother and sister. No, John Bishop, we're married.

• 12:29Speaker 06

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• 12:33Speaker 04

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• 13:17Speaker 02

  Did I talk about the show I did in Vancouver?

• 13:19Speaker 01

  No.

• 13:20Speaker 02

  The audience was, I was in the Orpheum Theatre, a beautiful room, like, it's kind of like an Apollo, do you know, that kind of gorgeous, old.

• 13:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, I love the Apollo.

• 13:30Speaker 02

  And the audience was, like, I, I have to say, I'm very lucky in Vogue, we were very lucky on our tour. Our audiences are absolutely sound, like, so welcoming, lovely, like, we're, we're very blessed, very blessed. And, but I walked out onto that stage, I swear, I, I, even I was like, what's going on? They were lit to the tit.

• 13:54Speaker 01

  Were you just turning around and looking behind you, like, who are they?

• 13:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was like, I was like, okay, okay, what's going on here now? It was, it was, anyway, I just wanted to give them a special shout out, because it was, it was one of my favourite shows in the whole tour, it was unbelievable. Also, Vogue, we need to get cracking on our next tour. Giggly Squad, who I think are, if we were, like, different.

• 14:20Speaker 01

  We'd be them.

• 14:22Speaker 02

  We'd be them, yeah. If we were just better, we'd be them, but they, if we were kind of funnier, cooler, hotter, we'd be Giggly Squad. They have just put on a Madison Square Garden.

• 14:37Speaker 01

  Oh, God, we're pathetic.

• 14:40Speaker 02

  I actually stopped Goosebumps saying it, we're pathetic.

• 14:43Speaker 01

  We are fucking losers.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Now, we also don't live in America. Do you know what I mean? We have to give ourselves the grace.

• 14:50Speaker 01

  That's, that's the reason.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  We're not, but we, but like, that's basically Croke Park. It's unbelievable what they're doing. And I'm, I'm just, I'm just so impressed by them, because obviously, we know, well, I know Hannah, she's married to John Bishop.

• 15:07Speaker 01

  I really like them as well, they're, they're absolutely brilliant. But yeah, it's only because we don't live in America, that's the only reason.

• 15:14Speaker 03

  Could we put the faith in the Irish diaspora and just book it anyway?

• 15:19Speaker 02

  Madison Square Garden. Deborah Vance couldn't book Madison Square Garden.

• 15:24Speaker 01

  Let's book Croke Park, Joanne. Let's book Croke Park.

• 15:28Speaker 02

  The croaker.

• 15:29Speaker 01

  We'll just see, let's see how it goes. See how it goes. You never know. You, you don't know until you try.

• 15:35Speaker 02

  You'll just see us up top, up the top of Weillands, which is a pub in Dublin.

• 15:39Speaker 01

  Get on to M C D there and say.

• 15:42Speaker 02

  It feels like a garden. And we didn't do too badly now ourselves.

• 15:47Speaker 01

  Okay, well, I tell you something that I was gonna tell you, but I actually thought it was too much for the pod, so we might have to cut it out. So you know the way we share a lot, and we do share a lot? And that's fine, I think sharing is good. I, I, I have found the ceiling, right? There's, there's a girl, her name is Shan Budrum Brady, and she's a sex educator. She's got like nearly a million followers on Instagram. So she was on a podcast this week, and she said that after, I don't know if we can even, I don't know, it's just so bad, I'll have to send you the video as well. After she gave birth, she got really bad hemorrhoid tags. Do we know what they are?

• 16:27Speaker 02

  I'm imagining a hemorrhoid put in like tag shape.

• 16:31Speaker 01

  So like it hangs down, I think, from your hemorrhoid area? Anyway, she said that she, yeah, she was on the internet with, in a video, saying that she views them as her second. Jo, close your ears, clitoris, and that she gets her partner to lick them.

• 16:52Speaker 02

  No, no, no, Vogue.

• 16:59Speaker 01

  And that we're all basically missing out.

• 17:05Speaker 01

  I just couldn't, couldn't believe she voluntarily gave up that information. Like, I don't think you could torture that information out of me. It was so, I saw it. I saw it on Jamie East's pod page, and like both of you, I was like, oh! And I just, don't know who I feel worse for, also having, well, no, I do, I feel worse for the partner. You wouldn't mind, while you're down there, you wouldn't mind getting the old.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  I genuinely am gonna get sick, like, I'm actually gonna get sick. I've had two iced coffees, and I'm already not feeling great, because it's the middle of the night.

• 17:45Speaker 02

  That's absolutely disgusting.

• 17:50Speaker 01

  See, I don't know if it's too much for the pod or not, but I was just so taken aback. I was so taken.

• 17:55Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm actually disgusted at that.

• 17:59Speaker 01

  That's turning a problem into something fantastic.

• 18:05Speaker 02

  No, it's not. Like, I have a pretty high tolerance for, for grim shit, like, I, you know, I'm, I'm, I might hear like in crime scene, clean up posts, but that is disgusting.

• 18:19Speaker 01

  I just feel like some things are, are better left unsaid. And I was so shocked by it, that it was one of those, and I was going to bed last night, and I was lying down, and then it came into my head, and I was like, oh, God. And you know when you're trying to shake a thought out of your head, I was like, I'll never fall asleep now, because I have to go back to reading my book. I have to really try and read to get this out of my head.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  I feel like we've kind of lost the plot a little bit, like, when it comes to.

• 18:47Speaker 01

  Sharing.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  When it comes to sharing, like, even, even I, sometimes, because I, I do, I do a lot of Insta stories and stuff.

• 18:57Speaker 02

  And I really enjoy it, like.

• 18:59Speaker 01

  Jo, just cut the, cut around my story and just have Joanne saying, I really enjoy it.

• 19:12Speaker 01

  We'll clip that up, it will go wild. You said you wanted Madison Square Garden, this is the only way to get it.

• 19:21Speaker 01

  I do, no, I do, I do, I'll send you the video, honestly, you'll die.

• 19:27Speaker 02

  Send it to me now, send it to me now.

• 19:31Speaker 01

  It was Jamie East who had originally put it up.

• 19:36Speaker 01

  Do you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna send that video to my mom, I'm gonna find it.

• 19:43Speaker 01

  And not say anything, give no context, just say. Have you seen that TikTok trend where people are like getting their granny and they're like, what's the, what's the worst bad word you know? And their granny's like, oh, fucker. And like, the granny says that, and then the granny turns around to the granddaughter and is like, what's the worst bad word you know? The granddaughter is like, [BLEEP].

• 20:06Speaker 01

  Just like, bleep when I said [BLEEP] and that type.

• 20:11Speaker 02

  I will.

• 20:13Speaker 01

  Sorry, can I just say something, by the way? Neither of you have said anything about my new hair.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  Sorry, I keep, I kept meaning to say it, do you know, when you sat down? Well, I suppose this kind of makes sense, you're the spits of amber.

• 20:28Speaker 01

  Oh.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  You're like twins at this point, yeah.

• 20:31Speaker 01

  I thought you were gonna say Charlize Theron, but fine.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  You're the spit, you're the spit in Neil with that hair.

• 20:45Speaker 02

  Did you get your stenos out?

• 20:47Speaker 01

  I got my stenos out and I cut it because I couldn't be arsed watching it. Oh my God, sorry to jump from something to something, but did you see there was a humpback whale spotted in Dingle, Joanne? Instead of fungi, they have upped their game, they've now purchased a humpback whale. Yeah.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  No way. Hold on, purchased a humpback whale?

• 21:07Speaker 01

  No, I'm only making that up, obviously they didn't tell you.

• 21:09Speaker 02

  You just buy a humpback whale on Etsy? Oh, right.

• 21:15Speaker 01

  They just dragged it away from.

• 21:16Speaker 02

  Where does one purchase a humpback whale?

• 21:20Speaker 01

  They've opened a SeaWorld in Dingle.

• 21:23Speaker 03

  It looks like they haven't named it yet, you should name it, we should try and, we should try and, let's name it and see if it catches up.

• 21:30Speaker 02

  Dennis, Dennis, Dennis.

• 21:33Speaker 01

  Dennis is not a bad name. Do you know what, though? Gary, because Gary's a dying name, bring back Gary.

• 21:38Speaker 02

  By the way, if you can hear me speaking with a little lisp, it's because I'm teeth whitening.

• 21:43Speaker 01

  Well, I'm glad you're getting so many things done at once.

• 21:46Speaker 02

  I'm in America, baby.

• 21:47Speaker 01

  Bring me some of them back, and the whitening eyes, I want white eyes and white teeth, please.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  I will, of course.

• 21:53Speaker 01

  She won't.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  No, I'm not bringing back any of the eye whitener because I've decided that's just, that's not right. But I will bring you back some of the strips. Like, it's just, that can't be good for your eyes, and you're already deaf.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  The eyes are all I've got.

• 22:10Speaker 02

  Did you see there's, people are accusing Richard E. Grant of faking his, you know, the way he ousted himself as a traitor within three minutes of the show?

• 22:18Speaker 01

  Yeah, I saw that.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  I can tell you now, with someone who was on the ground, he certainly did not. That was, that was a genuine moment of insanity and excitement, but he certainly did not fake it. Sorry, that wasn't the story I was trying to tell you, hold on a second.

• 22:37Speaker 01

  I wish, I wish he had stayed in longer, I'll miss Joe Lysit.

• 22:42Speaker 02

  I know.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  But I don't know, I think, I don't know, I just feel like you're on the chopping block this week. Don't tell us, obviously, don't even wink at me.

• 22:51Speaker 02

  I won't tell you, I've been on the block for a while though, haven't I?

• 22:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, what do you think, Joe?

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I made a bit of a boo-boo.

• 22:58Speaker 03

  I think Joanne has probably made too many boo-boos at this point.

• 23:04Speaker 01

  I mean, you weren't even there!

• 23:06Speaker 03

  From all of the people watching is that she's bad at the game, which is fine.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  But she's so bad, she's good.

• 23:13Speaker 02

  I'm an empath. Do you know, actually, I was, do you know what, so, and also, if someone is like, and I stand by my strategy, if someone, if everyone's voting for the same person, what is the point of joining that pylon and voting for that person? I don't see the point.

• 23:29Speaker 01

  Well.

• 23:30Speaker 02

  Why not throw suspicion on someone fresh?

• 23:32Speaker 01

  You joined a pylon the other night, just after saying that Hannah was only because you didn't want her to have a pylon, because you were being really nice. But then you joined the pylon the next night.

• 23:43Speaker 02

  For Joe.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, so explain that, please.

• 23:46Speaker 02

  Did I tell you that I met, so you know, I'm not, I'm not watching it because I, because I, you know, don't do that. I might watch it one day, but I messaged Joe when I, when I knew that his episode had gone out, that he'd gone out. And I was like, you're, I said, I heard you're, I said something along the lines of, delighted I didn't vote for you, because I didn't, you know, I don't like pylons. And he replied, Joanne, you did.

• 24:12Speaker 01

  I feel like I know more about the traitors than you know about the traitors.

• 24:17Speaker 01

  Were you there?

• 24:18Speaker 02

  I know, but, but do you know what as well, I will say, like, it was, well, you know, it's obviously a game, and when you're watching it, it probably looks a bit ridiculous. But when you're in there, there's a lot going on, you know, there's a lot of like, there's a lot going on that you don't see, and, you know, people are.

• 24:36Speaker 01

  Oh, the edit and everything, yeah, of course.

• 24:38Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, it's upsetting having a whole table of, you can tell, you can, your nervous system, it's not nice having a whole table of people vote you out and, and kind of criticize you and accuse you of lying. It's just not a nice experience, regardless of whether it being a game or not. And there was times in that room I just didn't want to contribute to that, is what I would say.

• 25:05Speaker 01

  I was doing Lorraine this morning, and, and you know, the first episode has reached 15 million views.

• 25:16Speaker 03

  So childish.

• 25:17Speaker 02

  What position? I know, sorry. It's the middle of the night!

• 25:22Speaker 03

  It's not, it's 10 to 9.

• 25:31Speaker 02

  Sorry, Lorraine, that was, that was, that was juvenile.

• 25:35Speaker 01

  It was, how dare you? But it was actually Christine Lampard, then she'd appreciate that.

• 25:43Speaker 01

  So, The Traitors has got 15 million viewers for the first episode, all the consolidated figures and everything, the first episode has 15 million views, isn't that wild?

• 25:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's nuts, it's nuts, it's nuts. What an amazing opportunity, I'm so pleased that they finally agreed to let me do it.

• 26:02Speaker 02

  I wanna, I wanna do all of them now, I'm gonna DM the American one on Insta.

• 26:09Speaker 01

  I wanna do the American one, that'll be fun.

• 26:12Speaker 02

  I'm, I'm a pretty impressive faithful, so hit me up.

• 26:19Speaker 01

  Nobody will ever know.

• 26:21Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, yeah, anyway, look, sure, listen, well, it's all coming to an end soon.

• 26:28Speaker 01

  No, it's not, there's loads of people left.

• 26:30Speaker 02

  There's only, well, how many weeks, there's only a week and a half left or something, I think.

• 26:34Speaker 01

  Did you send her that video yet, Joe? I really want to get her live reaction.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Oh my God, okay.

• 26:42Speaker 02

  It's so normal, yes, it came from my pregnancy, I thought it would go away, it's a tag now, I'm actually planning on getting that removed really soon, I've got to push a few days. Oh my gosh, getting the surgery. Well, let me tell you something, my hemorrhoid tag is so pleasurable. The line's just pleasurable?

• 27:04Speaker 02

  I'm actually can't watch it, I'm actually gagging, I'm actually gagging.

• 27:09Speaker 02

  And I was gonna, I was gonna be a nurse.

• 27:18Speaker 02

  I think I actually might get sick.

• 27:20Speaker 01

  Just the old hemorrhoid tag, if you would.

• 27:22Speaker 02

  No, Vogue, I actually, I'm not even joking, I actually can't, I can't. Do you know Evan Katz?

• 27:29Speaker 02

  He's basically, you know, he's basically mother of America, you know the way there's this new thing now where people call each other mother? I'm not quite sure what it means, Joe, can you Google what that means?

• 27:39Speaker 01

  Who's Evan Katz?

• 27:40Speaker 02

  I was like, mother!

• 27:41Speaker 01

  What's that mean?

• 27:42Speaker 03

  When Americans call each other mother or mom or mommy, it is typically used as modern slang to praise someone for being iconic, fierce or protective.

• 27:53Speaker 01

  Oh, okay, okay.

• 27:54Speaker 02

  So, mother, Evan started as a Sarah Michelle Gellar historian, he's basically huge online, he started as a content creator, and now he has this mammoth podcast on Netflix. And he is, he's a big traitors fan, so when he posted something about me, and then I was like, oh, come to the show, and then he's like, do you wanna come on the podcast, blah, blah, blah, right? So I was on his podcast yesterday, and it was, and there was, I was on with Audie, who was a CNN news reporter, and a guy called Ollie, right? So, and we were sitting around the table, we were talking about like, it's kind of a culture podcast, a pop culture podcast, like what's been going on that week?

• 28:37Speaker 02

  Kind of similar to what we do, a little bit, but like, again, better. And anyway, the guy sitting beside me, they kept talking about his trains, and I was like, what? Didn't understand what was going on. And anyway, turns out, I clicked at halfway in the podcast, I was like, oh my God, you're that guy! So, have you seen this guy online, he goes viral all the time, he sellotapes his phone to a train and then runs alongside us to music?

• 29:04Speaker 01

  No.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  No? Joe, well, Joe, it wouldn't be in your algorithm and Vogue, you've had a baby, okay, well, he's absolutely everywhere, he's got like 3 million followers.

• 29:16Speaker 02

  He's got three million followers, but he's only like 22 or something. But I, I was like, I feel so stupid because they kept talking about his trains. And I, I genuinely thought he was like kind of a train watcher or something. You know, like that guy Francois, who wears the camera back to front and his face zooms in really large. Who's now after getting a job on Top Gear or some shit. And I, it, the Audi, the CNN reporter, it, I was like, I was kind of sitting at the table and I was like, in no other world would I ever meet these people. Like our, our paths would just never cross. And we had such a nice time. It was so nice meeting Evan as well. And I was so grateful that he had me on because he's, he's a pretty big deal in America.

• 29:59Speaker 02

  Yeah, it was, he's mother, he's mother. Just for our listeners, I'm planning, I'm, I'm planning on doing a before and after. I'm going to reset all my, my luggage.

• 30:11Speaker 01

  But, but I just said she'll forget to do the before or the after, she'll forget one of them. So we'll get one of them.

• 30:18Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, but it's going to be so satisfying. It's going to be like the, the way the people do it on the, and then I'll put it on, I'll put it on TikTok.

• 30:26Speaker 01

  Okay, go first.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Are you still vlogging?

• 30:29Speaker 01

  I'm still vlogging. Thanks for watching. Thanks for watching. Yeah.

• 30:33Speaker 02

  I haven't seen you vlog in ages.

• 30:35Speaker 01

  Oh, I vlog. I vlog. I vlog all the time.

• 30:38Speaker 02

  Have you blocked me from the vlog?

• 30:40Speaker 01

  I did, uh, I did actually. The, the abuse of comments got a bit full on, especially when I knew you were drinking.

• 30:50Speaker 02

  I'm like boo, she's got nannies. Joanna, Joanna McNulty 101.

• 31:01Speaker 03

  The vlog currently has more subscribers than our YouTube channel does. And that's because 58% of people that watch are not subscribed. Hit subscribe now. Bring down the vlog.

• 31:14Speaker 02

  Are you, so topple the vlog.

• 31:17Speaker 01

  Excuse me, what's with this abuse?

• 31:19Speaker 02

  Vlog? Hold on, is vlog guy performing my therapist goes to me on YouTube?

• 31:24Speaker 01

  I should hope so. Ours does shit.

• 31:29Speaker 03

  Subscribe. Subscribe now.

• 31:31Speaker 01

  So don't, don't bother, don't bother. Go straight to what does she even do? Don't bother, come to the vlog.

• 31:37Speaker 02

  Hold on, are you cheesing? Are you showing your feet? Are you doing a bit of, are you doing a bit of passive feet work and pretending you're just walking around the house? What are you doing?

• 31:47Speaker 01

  That's what I'm going to do. Just had a pedicure. So if you're, if you want to watch something great this week, tune into the vlog, there'll be lots of foot. I'll even, I'll even sort the big toes out.

• 31:59Speaker 01

  I'll do, what, what do we call it?

• 32:00Speaker 02

  I was walking around JFK airport yesterday in my bare feet.

• 32:06Speaker 02

  Because that was to take my, I've run out of socks. I'm, I'm not, I've, I've lost all my socks. I don't know where they've gone. They've all gone. And I hate having my feet, like, no, no one likes to be sockless in a prayer conference. But yeah, I was absolutely mortified because, do you know the way? There was something very humiliating about it, standing in security with no, with no, just in my bare feet. Blech, with like half a pedi, do you know what I mean? Bits of blouse coming off the nail. Like a lost child just wandering around.

• 32:38Speaker 01

  Well, on the vlog, I can promise a full pedi. And I'm even going to do, what do you call it? Microdermabrasion on the, on the big toes, okay? You know, the peach fuzz removal? Get ready.

• 32:49Speaker 02

  My god, my god, even I'm a raise.

• 32:53Speaker 03

  Second's gonna have a good time.

• 32:54Speaker 02

  Unblock me, I'll subscribe again.

• 33:01Speaker 02

  I'd like you to paddle your toes in Pino. That would be what would get me off.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  Well, I'm planning on doing that and I can pick things up at my feet. So there'll be a lot of that and I can also pinch people with my feet. So I'll do some pinching as well.

• 33:15Speaker 02

  My god, I forgot you're a size 12.

• 33:22Speaker 02

  Did I tell you I had, I had, I had an almost racial incident in the airport yesterday?

• 33:28Speaker 01

  Did someone throw a banana again?

• 33:30Speaker 02

  No, I was the racist. No, but I wasn't. Like, hold on, I better be careful how I tell this story. Sorry, no, no, no.

• 33:37Speaker 01

  Leave it in, Jo, leave it in.

• 33:38Speaker 02

  I was standing in line.

• 33:42Speaker 02

  I was standing in line waiting to board. And there was a guy standing beside me and he, they're so, American airports, they're, they're, I've said before, they're very hardcore. Behind the line, ma'am, it's all that. So I, because I'd be wandering up asking them questions and I just don't anymore. Because they always, it's just, it's just, you just don't, I just don't bother. It's not worth the headache of it.

• 34:06Speaker 02

  And so there was a guy standing beside me, but he wasn't moving forwards. And I said to him, why are you waiting? And he went, excuse me? And I went, why are you waiting? And he goes, why am I Asian? And I went, what? No. And then, and he took out his AirPods and he went, what did you say? I said, no, I said, I, I said, why are you, why are you waiting? And he went, oh my god. And then we just broke our whole laugh and he was like, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

• 34:38Speaker 02

  Imagine just going up to some guy going, why, why are you Asian? But I was like, what has this poor man been through? That that's what he thought that I was saying to him. But we both, it just diffused almost, well, of course it diffused, there was nothing to diffuse. But he just started laughing and then I just burst out laughing. And then we were like, we're just like, Jesus. We just kind of held our hands up. We're like, sorry about that.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Obviously he was having a bad day and he was waiting for somebody to have a go about anything. He's like, excuse me?

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Anything, but, but he's obviously been the victim of some awful shit that he thought, like that's where his head went.

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• 36:19Speaker 02

  Then I was on the airplane, I was sitting beside another guy. And for the duration of the flight, I was trying to charge my phone. A four, a four and a half hour flight, I was trying to charge my phone. The plug wouldn't work. And then I was getting my charger down, wouldn't work. Then I was getting the cable, just the other way that sometimes trying to put the cable in, that didn't work. But the light was on, it was all this whole thing. I was talking to the cabin crew, blah, blah, blah. The guy's sitting beside me and he was real, like, do you know the way someone just doesn't engage with you at all? Even like, I was like, whatever. I wasn't really trying to engage with them. But you know, the general like, oh, sorry, excuse me, that was just nothing. Then an hour before we land, he fucking whips out a charger, plugs it in.

• 36:56Speaker 01

  No.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  And he looked, I was like, fuck you.

• 37:02Speaker 01

  I have to, I actually, I actually have to hold my hands up here.

• 37:06Speaker 02

  And he knew.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  Don't say you would do that to somebody. My phone, I'm about to land in Texas.

• 37:13Speaker 01

  Joanne, Joanne has asked.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  My phone's on red.

• 37:17Speaker 01

  Joanna's asked me for a land of a charger in the past and I'm like, I just pretend I don't, I pretend I don't have one. Because you'll never get it back. You'll never get it back.

• 37:28Speaker 02

  That's, but I'm hardly going to steal the charger. Like he, he doesn't know me.

• 37:32Speaker 01

  He doesn't know what you're capable of.

• 37:34Speaker 02

  He doesn't know me.

• 37:37Speaker 03

  The last time the podcast was on tour, the message was circulated around all of the crew.

• 37:41Speaker 01

  Don't give her.

• 37:43Speaker 03

  If Joanna asks you for a charger, she's looking for one today, don't give it to her. Just say, say that you don't.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  What? Yeah, it's true, Joanne. We all said it about you. That man must have heard it back. Bad news travels fast.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  That fast? I was on a Boeing. How fast?

• 38:01Speaker 03

  500 miles an hour, mate.

• 38:02Speaker 01

  It does, it does.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  Travel.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  Everyone, everyone has been warned. Everyone has been warned.

• 38:09Speaker 02

  I said to myself, I was at the window, I said, if he tries to take, if he tries to take a photo of us landing the other way into the thing. I said, I'm going to shut the window.

• 38:18Speaker 02

  I'm just going to shut the window because I'm in control. When you're sitting at the window, you're in control of the window. There's nothing anyone else can do about it.

• 38:23Speaker 01

  That makes the plane crash. That makes the plane crash. You have to have the windows up when you're landing.

• 38:27Speaker 02

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