Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me Treating Myself About this episode Joanne loves a treat... Don't we all!? Vogue loves a treat too, but she also loves being told she runs fast and hearing about the most ridiculous reasons people broke up.
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Transcript 0:02 Speaker 00 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:15 Speaker 01 Hello and welcome to my therapist ghosted P with me, Vogue Williams and
0:19 Speaker 02 Joanne McNally.
0:27 Speaker 01 I had a day for myself yesterday. I had a heavy weekend, actually. What? I was.
0:35 Speaker 02 I treated myself today.
0:39 Speaker 02 How unusual. No one's nicer than that.
0:43 Speaker 01 The only time I'm not treating myself is when I'm asleep, honest to God. It's the only time I'm not treating myself. I love. I just have a treat. It's like while I'm in the middle of treating myself already.
0:55 Speaker 02 I've been treating myself online a lot this week, to be honest with you.
0:57 Speaker 01 Mine's more just, like, I just love, do you know what I love? I love a boozy lunch. It's my favourite thing in the world. I just love a boozy lunch. And I went on a lady date with the girl that I was telling you about, the publicist.
1:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:09 Speaker 01 And I have a real, I love a publicist because obviously I was one. And I was just like, let's go and have a fucking nice day out and do a bit of P O, a bit of meeting and bond. So we've come up with.
1:21 Speaker 02 There was a very little bit of P O. Was there any P O?
1:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There was P O, yeah.
1:28 Speaker 02 Did you say, how's work? Good, great, let's go.
1:31 Speaker 01 So you're a publicist, okay. Sixty martinis, please.
1:35 Speaker 02 So what is a martini?
1:37 Speaker 01 So a martini.
1:38 Speaker 02 It looks disgusting, sorry.
1:41 Speaker 01 So how high is where I was? They do a, they do a regular martini, dirty martini and a filthy martini.
1:46 Speaker 02 What's in the filthy, obviously? I want to know that.
1:48 Speaker 01 Three fat olives. Dirty martinis, two fat olives. Clean martinis, no olives at all.
1:53 Speaker 02 And what else is in there? A martini?
1:55 Speaker 01 I've no idea.
1:56 Speaker 02 What's in a martini?
1:56 Speaker 01 What's in a martini, Jo?
1:57 Speaker 03 It's just vodka. It's just vodka.
1:58 Speaker 01 There you go.
1:59 Speaker 02 Let me Google it, because I was asking.
2:01 Speaker 01 There you go, no frills.
2:02 Speaker 03 And there's martini in there as well, isn't there?
2:03 Speaker 01 That's what you want, no frills. You know what I mean? I'm hardcore.
2:06 Speaker 02 The base spirit of the martini is vodka martini, which uses vodka. Instead of gin, did you have a gin or a vodka or a gin and.
2:12 Speaker 01 They didn't ask and I didn't ask, they didn't ask me and I didn't ask them.
2:16 Speaker 02 Now, you've got to be careful with drinks like that because that'll happen to me with the old margaritas and I had.
2:20 Speaker 01 You're still talking about margaritas.
2:22 Speaker 02 Oh, excuse me, I've got myself a cocktail set for your house. I didn't know, I didn't know, I didn't know.
2:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2:29 Speaker 02 I was like, God, I'm really fucked up.
2:32 Speaker 01 They're, because they taste so delicious, they really go down the hatch swimmingly. So you're like, the problem with the martini is my lunch date was drinking wine. So she was kind of taking her time with the words, I was just slamming these yolks. I was just try, I was trying to slow down by eating the olives.
2:46 Speaker 02 And also in fairness, the martinis are so disgusting that you have to try and shot them because they taste like.
2:51 Speaker 01 Exactly. I felt like your man in that pain.
2:55 Speaker 03 Well, Paul, just briefly, just to say, do drink responsibly.
2:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:59 Speaker 01 Grow up, Jo.
3:03 Speaker 01 How, what's your, what, do, do, do, of course, of course, do, do, do, do, do everything responsibly if you can.
3:07 Speaker 02 If you can, you can't always, you can't always commit to that.
3:10 Speaker 01 No, you can't.
3:11 Speaker 02 Allegedly, yeah.
3:12 Speaker 01 What's your man's, the, the, where the, the film where the, the TV show where they were making ads back in the day, Mad Men, that's it.
3:18 Speaker 02 Oh.
3:19 Speaker 01 Felt like your man in Mad Men.
3:20 Speaker 02 Jon Hamm now, he would.
3:22 Speaker 01 A great day.
3:23 Speaker 02 On the odd list for me.
3:24 Speaker 01 A great day. We're going to bring her into the group. I'm extending our group. I'm going out.
3:27 Speaker 02 Oh, I'd be into her.
3:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm going out into the wild and bringing people back like a cat with a dead mouse.
3:31 Speaker 02 Joanne's very good at that. I'm not the best.
3:34 Speaker 01 No.
3:34 Speaker 02 Oh, no, I made friends. I have a couple of new friends. I have some new friends.
3:37 Speaker 01 Excuse me?
3:38 Speaker 02 Yeah. Con, Connor from, from the radio that I go on, I better not mention it. Drew.
3:44 Speaker 01 You didn't, you had to think about his surname there.
3:45 Speaker 02 No, I didn't. Excuse me, I have to think about your surname.
3:50 Speaker 02 What's Jo's wife's?
3:53 Speaker 01 Mrs Ashwell. Mrs Ashwell.
3:55 Speaker 03 We haven't even got around to changing it yet, so that's not even right.
3:59 Speaker 01 Mrs Ashwell and baby Ashwell. That's all, that's their names.
4:03 Speaker 02 Yeah.
4:05 Speaker 01 Josie's her name.
4:06 Speaker 02 Fair enough.
4:07 Speaker 01 Yeah, of course I know her name.
4:08 Speaker 02 You didn't, you took all that time to think about it. I know what you were doing there.
4:13 Speaker 01 Anyway, I had a great day out. Fix the world. And do you know what I was thinking of setting up? I don't know what it would be. I'd love to set up a group called Culture.
4:22 Speaker 02 Very nice title.
4:23 Speaker 01 Would you like us?
4:24 Speaker 02 I hope you're not expecting anyone to sponsor the group.
4:28 Speaker 01 That's actually a really good point.
4:29 Speaker 02 No advertising on that group.
4:30 Speaker 01 Yeah. Would it be a nice, would it be Culture? And we could asterisk out the U.
4:35 Speaker 02 Are you talking about getting people together? I know someone who does a group like, do you want to know, like, please, you wouldn't bother you. We can barely get a dinner party out of you.
4:42 Speaker 01 I know. I don't know what. I was just, just when you're, when you're kind of brainstorming with the publicists, you start coming up, you think you're gonna start, you know.
4:52 Speaker 02 Spencer was like to me the other day, he was like, because he looks at my strap and like, he actually follows to see what I'm up to. And he's like, you know, your pace is always the same. I was like, yeah. And he's like, would you not like, improve? And I was like, no. I was like, what do you think I'm gonna do? Improve my running? I run at a certain pace so I can talk. I like to talk and walk. I was on to Naomi for my whole run yesterday. She was telling me about everything. Yeah, the whole time.
5:14 Speaker 01 You're so weird. I find you utterly bizarre at times. Do you not need the music to keep you see eyes to struggle so? You're one of those pricks. Vogue makes running. She just kind of bounces along like a llama. Yeah.
5:25 Speaker 02 I'm incredibly slow. I'm very slow.
5:27 Speaker 01 You're not slow. I've run with you. You're not slow. You're not as slow.
5:30 Speaker 02 I was hoping you'd say that.
5:32 Speaker 01 Yeah, you set that one up, didn't you?
5:34 Speaker 02 I was running with T's because T, I told you, has that run club with his skill and I've started to go every Monday that I can. Today they were running at a 4:55 pace. I run at 6, 6. They were running at.
5:48 Speaker 01 I don't know what that means.
5:49 Speaker 02 It's really fast. So you know when I'm doing my slow run where I'm running like, like when I was going fast with you that day, that was like 5:45. They were doing like 4:55 like laps. And I was like, I can't keep up with these six year olds.
6:06 Speaker 02 So I'm on Strictly.
6:08 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
6:13 Speaker 01 Well, well, well, well. I mean, where do we start with the announcement?
6:21 Speaker 01 Did you?
6:23 Speaker 01 I mean, we need to start with the announcement.
6:25 Speaker 02 Oh, do you know, do you know what my biggest fear as a giant person is? Being pictured by, with a shorter person like Gary Barlow and his son, but Gary Barlow's son is only six foot two. He is like dream height for a boy. And like, when I, like, I used to hunch over when I was younger in school because I used to try and be like the same height as people. And then on the Strictly show, oh god.
6:50 Speaker 01 Did you see the video, Jo?
6:52 Speaker 03 I had to watch it five times before it made sense.
6:55 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, same. You're like, she's in Lilypool. What's happening? What's happening? So for anyone who hasn't seen it, Vogue was announced as the, there was like a reveal of Vogue as a dancer. She's doing the Christmas special for Strictly. And there was like, she, she'd like something covering her face. And then she kind of revealed that. It was a present covering her face. And then the presenter, whoever the host was, I don't know who she is. Who is she?
7:20 Speaker 02 Okay, so her name is Jeanette Manrara and she's an incredible dancer.
7:25 Speaker 01 Ah.
7:26 Speaker 02 She's everything I'd want to be in a woman. And really petite and gorgeous.
7:33 Speaker 01 A woman of very small stature. And Vogue being a woman of giant stature. When Vogue and her embrace, it was, and considering all the stuff, the amount of memes going around about Gary Barlow's son. People are in the mood for mismatched people in size. It's very of the moment, it's very zeitgeisty. So people, of course, started sending me it. And then you ended up posting about it. It's very funny.
7:58 Speaker 02 I couldn't let it go. I had to just own up and just post it. Yes, I know I'm a giant. But the thing about it is, like, when I went on, I, obviously I knew, I could see the height difference. She was like, she's tiny, tiny. And so when I went even to give her a hug, I was like, I look like I'm trying to eat her.
8:14 Speaker 01 Vogue, I was on to Vogue about it. Vogue's like, she's the same, she's the same size as Theodore.
8:19 Speaker 02 She was wearing the same, honestly, she was wearing high heels and I was like, what the hell is wrong with me?
8:23 Speaker 01 But you were also wearing high heels. If I was you in the wings, I would kick those bad boys off straight away.
8:27 Speaker 02 I was wearing my, I was wearing my shoes for TV. I have specific shoes for TV. Where they're tiny little heels. So like, I don't look like, like, cause I do loads of stuff with Lorraine as well. And Lorraine isn't like really tall like me. So I tried to wear like normal shoes. They were my normal TV shoes.
8:45 Speaker 01 You needed to actually, you needed to kind of amputate both legs really to fit in at all in that situation.
8:50 Speaker 02 Horrible. I need, at least from the knee down. But do you remember I told you about Dancing with the Stars in Ireland? Where I was convinced I didn't get the job because it was with Nikki Byrne and he is, like, I could fit him in my pocket too. And I was going on like rehearsing and stuff and they were obviously like, oh, we can't have that fucking green giant.
9:04 Speaker 01 Is that, is that why they didn't, this is?
9:06 Speaker 02 Let's, let's say that's an excuse.
9:07 Speaker 01 Okay, fine, yeah, yeah.
9:08 Speaker 02 It wasn't anything to do with my talent. It was more to do with Nikki.
9:11 Speaker 01 This is very similar. Now, I know that people don't think I'm tall.
9:15 Speaker 02 They do when they meet you.
9:16 Speaker 01 They do, yes. When I meet women out in the bay, a lot of them will say we didn't realise you were tall. And so as another woman of, not as gigantic stature as yourself, it's similar to, you didn't get, you didn't get the Strictly job in Ireland. Do you remember I didn't get the role of Liesl in The Sound of Music?
9:32 Speaker 02 Yeah.
9:32 Speaker 01 Because of my height. Yeah. So I've struggled in the past as well and I had to play Ralph, the telegram boy. Which as a 15 year old girl is everyone's worst nightmare. And I said, why didn't I get the role of Liesl? And the drama teacher said, we can't, we can't have Liesl taller than her father.
9:48 Speaker 01 Cause she's only 16 going on 17, where she can be Ralph, the boy.
9:52 Speaker 02 Wait, was, was this a girl's school or a mixed school?
9:55 Speaker 01 Girl's school. Oh, but I mean, if it was a mixed school, Vogue, it was a girl's school.
9:59 Speaker 02 Well, I'm sorry.
10:00 Speaker 01 Why was it a mixed school and they're like, you're still being Ralph?
10:02 Speaker 02 I was in a mixed school and they were, I told you they were doing Blue the Bear and I had the deepest voice in the mixed school. So I got the role of Blue the Bear.
10:10 Speaker 01 But that's, that's the main part. Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You should be thrilled.
10:13 Speaker 02 Fair enough, fair enough.
10:14 Speaker 01 Um, but so what's, tell us about the dancing.
10:17 Speaker 02 Okay. So the dancing is very difficult. But I met my partner, it's Carlos and I actually really wanted him. Um, but I went in and he looked at me and he goes, oh, you can dance. And I thought, oh, Carlos, no, I cannot. And then after about half an hour, he was like, oh, well, we might simplify here.
10:32 Speaker 01 Yes. That's what you want.
10:35 Speaker 02 You know what he keeps saying?
10:38 Speaker 02 Keeps going, like, because there's this like walk in the dance that we're doing, I can't say what the dance is yet. There's this walk in the dance that we're doing, he goes, "I'm gonna make you walk like a woman." And I'm like, "Oh, oh."
10:49 Speaker 02 "I don't understand, what am I walking like?"
10:51 Speaker 01 Oh my god, Carlos has seen the wide gait.
10:55 Speaker 02 And I'm basically stamping around the room as well, he's like, "Light your feet." And I'm like, "I can't." "I'm not elegant, I told you."
11:04 Speaker 01 Did we ever say on the pod, I don't think we did say on the podcast, because it was in the live show, which has finished now, the show we did the tour on.
11:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:12 Speaker 01 The, we showed footage of when you did Dancing with the Stars in Australia, and your partner was a little smaller than you. And then, so you're like, he couldn't do any of the lifts. And then the scene that we showed in the thing was at the end, instead of him kind of lifting you up, he dragged you off. Did we ever tell that story?
11:30 Speaker 02 Dragged me off.
11:31 Speaker 01 No, I never did, because we were saving it for the show, he dragged her off at the end, and her, on his back, with her head in his shoulder, yeah.
11:38 Speaker 02 Dead body.
11:39 Speaker 01 We were like, "It looks like he's taken out the bins." And we laughed and laughed and laughed. This won't be like that now, you're better now.
11:45 Speaker 02 I feel, do you know what, I'll be honest, I feel like I've a bit more confidence this time around.
11:48 Speaker 01 And he's taller, your man Carlos is taller, he can handle you.
11:51 Speaker 02 He's definitely slightly taller, but yeah, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see. I was like, "Can you not just do like whizzy bits around me and make me look better?"
11:57 Speaker 01 Is it Chris, yeah, just whizz around.
11:59 Speaker 02 Did you whizz around? I'll just do the acting parts.
12:01 Speaker 01 Yes.
12:01 Speaker 02 It's the problem, we're having the problem with the arms again. I was like, "Could I just sell it out in my arms to my waist and then like be done with the arms?" "Don't include the arms."
12:18 Speaker 01 Is it open to the public vote?
12:20 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no, no.
12:21 Speaker 01 Oh, grant.
12:21 Speaker 02 They, they, they judge you, so I'm looking forward to the abusive comments that will be coming my way, because "You're dancing like a man!"
12:28 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, you know.
12:33 Speaker 02 A woman actually, shout out to the woman in Battersea Park yesterday who screamed at me apologising for her running harness. I did appreciate that. And yes, you looked ridiculous. You knew that.
12:46 Speaker 01 You shamed me out of... Yeah, I had to put a lockbox in the front of the house so that I can have, put my keys somewhere when I run. I had to take a lockbox and put it on there.
12:55 Speaker 02 Good, good. I've done you a favour.
12:57 Speaker 01 Yeah, maybe you have. I'm very lazy. I didn't do much of the weekend.
13:02 Speaker 02 Of the running?
13:03 Speaker 01 Yeah. I'm in my gym gear though. This is like in tents, you know?
13:07 Speaker 02 You're going straight to your gym after this?
13:09 Speaker 01 Yeah.
13:09 Speaker 02 Yeah. Then grant. You have to take days off. It's good for the bod.
13:12 Speaker 01 It's good. Oh yeah, I'm resting.
13:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're on a rest day. You're on a rest day.
13:17 Speaker 01 I've been resting since...
13:19 Speaker 02 Can I just say no more treat days, just for a while?
13:21 Speaker 01 January 2021, I think.
13:25 Speaker 02 John, tell me about your week. You've two things in here.
13:27 Speaker 01 What do I have?
13:30 Speaker 02 I weigh sandwiches and clogs.
13:32 Speaker 01 Yes. Well, again.
13:36 Speaker 02 Are you, if you bring up that sandwich again, I'm not bringing it up, we're not mentioning the company's name, because it's honestly, we never stop talking about them.
13:43 Speaker 01 Oh, not talking about them?
13:45 Speaker 02 Okay.
13:46 Speaker 01 Fratell Plonge. No, I'm sick of them. I've given up on them. No, I haven't actually pr- if you're, please send me a card.
13:54 Speaker 02 You've said the name. Yeah, please do send us a card. Thank you.
13:57 Speaker 01 I was in, this might be really boring, in fact I'm sure it is, but I was in Dublin Airport. Butler's Chocolate. Butler's Coffee.
14:04 Speaker 02 Stunning. But with the nicest coffee in the world.
14:06 Speaker 01 Gorgeous coffees. And they had a shop in Dublin Airport and they've moved and they've got a bigger shop now. And I used to, they had a gorgeous sandwich, the Italian chicken sandwich. And no more than everyone else, I went in and started weighing them.
14:22 Speaker 01 And they're half the weight they were. And I was absolutely fuming. Why are they doing this?
14:28 Speaker 02 I don't know, it's like, it's like, I feel like they're trying to put us all on a diet without us knowing.
14:32 Speaker 01 It's money, I know it's money, but it's like, it's so annoying when your favourite thing. I love going to London Airport and getting an Italian chicken sandwich from Butler.
14:40 Speaker 02 I'd really hate that.
14:42 Speaker 01 Shrinkflation, shrinkflation, Jo, I'm sick of it.
14:46 Speaker 02 Do you ever see some packets of crisps and you're like, excuse me, that's why, like, I said to Spenny, I was like, I can't just have one packet of crisps. It has to be three.
14:52 Speaker 01 Shrinkflation, we're victims of it.
14:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
14:55 Speaker 01 So Butler, I hate to name and shame, but when you start fucking with the sandwiches.
14:59 Speaker 02 Butler's, I don't give a fuck about your sandwiches, but your coffee's great, so keep going, well done.
15:02 Speaker 03 But first, they came for the sandwiches.
15:05 Speaker 01 You don't know what they'll do with the coffee now?
15:06 Speaker 02 No one's, oh no, imagine they did something, what can they do for the coffee?
15:10 Speaker 01 Yeah, I don't know.
15:10 Speaker 02 Give me less milk, whatever.
15:14 Speaker 02 I always have milk on me anyway.
15:16 Speaker 01 What else do I have in there? Plugs. Can't believe all I'm bringing into the podcast is sandwiches and plugs.
15:24 Speaker 01 What do I do? Like, where do I go?
15:27 Speaker 02 You never write stuff down. Oh, you want us here on Sunday, we were going, was that on Sunday? Or is that on Saturday?
15:33 Speaker 01 Saturday.
15:34 Speaker 02 So on Saturday, we'd arranged to meet and we, we gave Joanna a pin to follow us.
15:38 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
15:41 Speaker 02 She rang me, she's like, I'm going home, I'm not going anywhere.
15:45 Speaker 01 So she sent me a lot, her and Jo, they sent live pins, right? So their heads are floating around Battersea Park and I'm trying, and I sent them my live pin and I'm trying to get my head to like meet their head. And obviously, I don't know how to read maps, because like I said, I'm not an explorer. And they're moving, they don't stay still, so they're moving around. And yeah, I did my two laps of Battersea Park and then I lost the plot and was like, I'm giving up, I'm going home. And then I eventually found your little floating heads. We went for breakfast, actually, didn't we?
16:13 Speaker 02 The weirdest thing was, we were exactly where we told you we were gonna be.
16:17 Speaker 01 Battersea Park is very discombobulating.
16:20 Speaker 02 It is in fairness, it's so full.
16:21 Speaker 01 Everyone's running past you, it's terrifying and they're all in those carts driving their.
16:27 Speaker 02 Oh, those carts are so annoying.
16:30 Speaker 01 They're so low on the ground, they're like little sports cars but like shit.
16:34 Speaker 02 Shit and slow and like I got home with tea before and I thought this is crap. Older kids would be better in them, I think.
16:39 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was out the Friday, I went out with, we had, I had a little taskmaster reunion, kind of, not. Sophie Willen and Greg Davies and myself went out and had a great old time. We've been threatening to meet up for ages. So we had a lovely, lovely evening. But this is like, this is why I had a pretty heavy weekend. I know I sound like an absolute pisshead, but we were, me and Sophie, Greg had the sense to not do it. We were like, shots, shots.
17:01 Speaker 02 Oh no, no.
17:02 Speaker 01 And Greg was like, poor Greg, he was like, can I not do shots?
17:06 Speaker 02 I would never do a shot.
17:07 Speaker 01 I don't know where, I don't know where this shot thing is. Why am I shotting? I'm middle aged, there's no need.
17:12 Speaker 02 You're looking after your future self because if you do shots, you don't get a hangover, I've heard.
17:17 Speaker 01 I mean.
17:17 Speaker 03 I'm not sure there's much science.
17:19 Speaker 01 You saw me in the park.
17:20 Speaker 02 I, yeah, well, you weren't that hungover, I think.
17:22 Speaker 01 No, but I mean, the, the, I'd usually have, I'd usually wouldn't find the pin thing as.
17:28 Speaker 02 As difficult, well.
17:29 Speaker 01 As incredibly frustrating and difficult.
17:31 Speaker 02 We're not great at directions. We did, well, when you were having your nice Sunday, you tried to ring me. Spencer nearly lost the plot yesterday because Otto's gone on this like tyrant where he just wrecks everything. So he's like pulling everything off the shelves, pushing all the books over and I could hear Spenny like, stop, Beth, stop. I was like, Spenny, he's not gonna stop. And then he comes into our bed, he's jumped on our bed, pulls off the pillows off. And Spenny, he went back into the kitchen later and Spenny like losing shit. And Spenny walked him back in the room, he goes, don't let him out of this room again. You mind him for the rest of the night.
18:04 Speaker 01 This Otto?
18:06 Speaker 02 He's like, he needs to go to bed now. I was like, Spenny, it's six o'clock, I'm not putting Otto to bed.
18:12 Speaker 02 He's not going to bed yet. So me and Otto had to hide out in the room.
18:16 Speaker 01 I remember when we were, because we were, you were pushing him back from the breakfast on his little, in his little thing and um. You were saying like, oh, I was like, where, because Vogue was like, come on, we're all, we're all sat down. And then Vogue was like, come on, we're going. And I was like, where are we going? We're just all on the move again. And she's like, Otto has to go to bed now, like for his nap. I was like, what a great life. Like, what a great, imagine someone pushed me back up the hill and put me down. I'd love it.
18:39 Speaker 02 I just like, I'm not saying my mom's a bad mother or anything, but like, I just can't imagine she brought me home for naps and stuff. I just can't. She just didn't give a shit.
18:47 Speaker 01 Yeah.
18:47 Speaker 02 No naps for me. That's why I can't nap now. It's her fault.
18:50 Speaker 01 Oh, do you know what I'm getting?
18:53 Speaker 02 Well.
18:53 Speaker 01 I've kind of let the fitness go a little bit, so I'm trying to get back into.
18:57 Speaker 02 Streets.
18:59 Speaker 01 So I've just decided to treat myself.
19:03 Speaker 02 I'm gonna start treating myself more. I treat myself really, do you know what, there's one person in this room on their deathbed that's not gonna regret anything. It's you. You literally had the perfect life. Thank you. Good night.
19:18 Speaker 01 Like, if you had any regrets, I'm like, I should have treated myself more. I'll just die.
19:27 Speaker 01 Um, I always want to treat myself. It's, you know what? You've no kids, Joanne. You've no kids. You know what I mean? You have no kids. I do think about that.
19:35 Speaker 02 Everyone has to have a little line for themselves. Last night, I don't know why, I went onto Og, Og Boots.
19:40 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
19:41 Speaker 02 And I went wild. I went wild on Og Boots. I couldn't help myself. And I was like, no, no.
19:46 Speaker 01 Treat yourself.
19:46 Speaker 02 Your feet were cold yesterday.
19:48 Speaker 01 Yes, your feet were cold.
19:48 Speaker 02 And you'll, you need a pair. You could treat yourself. You have a pair in Ireland.
19:51 Speaker 01 You were shivering.
19:52 Speaker 02 Pair here.
19:53 Speaker 01 She was shivering in the park. She had no shoes on her. You were shoeless, yeah.
19:58 Speaker 02 I wonder if Og gifts anyone. No, Vogue, just buy the Oggs.
20:03 Speaker 02 So Og Europe, I could send them back to still.
20:06 Speaker 01 They're still time, they're just sitting in the basket. Waiting for a free.
20:11 Speaker 02 Oh, no, no, no, no. They're on the way. Every text me.
20:14 Speaker 01 I've decided to get an Aura ring.
20:18 Speaker 02 Oh, I, I love it so much.
20:19 Speaker 01 Yes, I'm gonna treat myself to an aura ring.
20:22 Speaker 02 You couldn't have done that when you were in America and didn't have to pay the import fees. Now you just wanted to wait till you got home to pay the import.
20:27 Speaker 01 Do they, are they live, are they in America?
20:28 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're gonna have to pay a bit of import. It's worth it. Now, mine's like three years old and I wear it all the time.
20:32 Speaker 01 It's not a very attractive ring, I will say. They could have made more of an effort.
20:36 Speaker 02 Well, mine is three years old. It used to be like sparkling gold and people used to actually mail me and be like, where'd you get that junky ring?
20:42 Speaker 01 Are you serious?
20:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, yours will be sparkly gold.
20:44 Speaker 01 Oh, nice. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'm interested to kind of track myself and.
20:48 Speaker 02 Oh, my dream has come true.
20:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:51 Speaker 02 I'd love to see her sleep. You'd be like an newborn baby, up, down, up, down.
20:55 Speaker 01 Well, do you know what, do you know, do you know what I'm after getting? An eye mask.
21:00 Speaker 02 What kind of one did you get?
21:01 Speaker 01 Paradise Fold is the name. It's, um.
21:04 Speaker 02 Oh, they do lovely squunchies as well.
21:06 Speaker 01 Silky thing, yeah. And, uh, sure, I didn't realise, sure, fucking, once you cover the eyes, and that's when I realised.
21:13 Speaker 02 Love covering the eyes.
21:14 Speaker 01 Well, that's when I realised, yeah, you're cocooned at night, basically.
21:18 Speaker 02 Cover the eyes, get yourself some earplugs. Oh, although I don't wear earplugs alone because I'm scared I'll be murdered.
21:24 Speaker 01 Well, I'd be worried I'd never wake up, to be honest. I was actually reading this article about hibernating and they were talking about how humans should learn how to, like, animals taught themselves how to hibernate and that maybe, you know, there'd be benefits to humans learning how to hibernate as well. So that's kind of what I'm exploring. Anyway, as part of this new kind of moving forward with my fitness and my sleeping and my treating myself.
21:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
21:45 Speaker 01 I'm gonna get one of those.
21:47 Speaker 02 Worrying.
21:48 Speaker 01 Gym rings, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do. And then I'll have to wait till that arrives to do anything, which is perfect.
21:53 Speaker 02 I think that's a good, it picks up everything you do. You're gonna really enjoy it.
21:55 Speaker 01 Everything I do.
21:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, I will tell you when you're, you're feeling like shit. You might think you're feeling, well, if you've been, like, your HRV and stuff like that, oh god, this is getting boring, but your HRV, I know, but like.
22:06 Speaker 01 What's HRV?
22:07 Speaker 02 Uh, heart rate variable. So when you're hungover, that goes right down. But the same when you have your period, so it's like the same thing.
22:11 Speaker 01 Oh.
22:12 Speaker 02 I remember there's another one that used to like give you a percentage.
22:15 Speaker 01 What?
22:16 Speaker 02 There's another one that used to give you like a recovery percentage. If you had like more than three drinks, you'd be at like one percent and it was just awful.
22:22 Speaker 01 Maybe this is a mistake.
22:24 Speaker 02 Okay.
22:25 Speaker 01 Maybe it's, maybe this is information I do not need. It's like my IQ.
22:28 Speaker 02 No, I just do it for us. I just, just even for your sleep, I'd like to know.
22:31 Speaker 01 Okay.
22:40 Speaker 01 Sorry.
22:41 Speaker 03 Oh, it's all right. We'll just pause. That's fine.
22:44 Speaker 01 Sorry, I've got a gel in the juice.
22:50 Speaker 02 Have you seen who the Sexiest Man Alive is this year?
22:52 Speaker 01 No.
22:53 Speaker 02 People's Sexiest Man Alive. We like this. 2024.
22:56 Speaker 01 Can I guess?
22:57 Speaker 02 Yeah. You're not going to guess. There's no way.
22:59 Speaker 01 Jeremy Allen White.
23:00 Speaker 02 No.
23:01 Speaker 01 Timothy Chalamet.
23:01 Speaker 02 No.
23:02 Speaker 01 Paul Mascol. Barry Keoghan.
23:04 Speaker 02 No. You're not.
23:06 Speaker 03 Is he Irish?
23:07 Speaker 02 No, you're not going to get it.
23:09 Speaker 01 Well, not with that attitude.
23:11 Speaker 02 Okay, keep going.
23:12 Speaker 03 Is he English?
23:13 Speaker 02 No.
23:14 Speaker 03 American?
23:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:15 Speaker 01 Oh, is he?
23:16 Speaker 02 A man, yeah.
23:19 Speaker 01 Is he white?
23:20 Speaker 02 White, yeah.
23:21 Speaker 01 Give us a clue.
23:23 Speaker 02 Um, I'll give you a big clue. He was in the American office.
23:26 Speaker 03 Oh, John Krasinski?
23:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:28 Speaker 03 Bang.
23:29 Speaker 01 John Krasinski. Oh, my God. Like, no offence, John, if you're listening, but like...
23:34 Speaker 02 Supposedly, he paid millions of dollars to People magazine to get that accolade because he feels like his career has been going down the Swanee a little bit, and he wanted something to give him.
23:45 Speaker 01 That's a great idea. But like, that's just good PR.
23:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, but I don't know if he's going to see a return on that investment.
23:52 Speaker 01 You are, because you're basically, you're basically kind of going, hi, I'm still here, and see me as sexy, and you're in all the press. I think that's a really good idea. Joe, put that on our list of to-dos.
24:03 Speaker 02 We want to be in the Sexiest Man Alive. I mean, I could definitely get that.
24:06 Speaker 01 You could totally do it. And if I still have that Ralph the Telegram Boy outfit somewhere, I could be in the runner for, running first.
24:12 Speaker 02 Patrick Dempsey last year, Chris Evans, not that one, the other one.
24:16 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
24:17 Speaker 02 Paul Rudd. I'd fancy Paul Rudd, I do.
24:19 Speaker 01 You see, it's just once someone tells you someone's sexy, you're like, oh, maybe they are sexy.
24:23 Speaker 02 I don't think, I know, I wouldn't be into John. I'd rather do a Paul Rudd than a John Krasinski.
24:29 Speaker 01 I don't even, yeah, I didn't, I didn't recognise John's name.
24:31 Speaker 02 Michael B. Jordan, now he'd be right up my street.
24:34 Speaker 01 I just, I don't really fancy anyone at the moment. I feel a bit dead inside, sexually.
24:39 Speaker 03 We're on to up to over 50 emails asking if you would ride. When he's dressed as the penguin.
24:46 Speaker 02 Oh, Colin Farrell, ooh.
24:48 Speaker 03 I know you talk about him a lot, but people keep asking, will you have him when he's dressed as the penguin?
24:53 Speaker 02 Oh, were they asking me as well?
24:54 Speaker 03 Both of you.
24:55 Speaker 02 Can I see, can I see him, please?
24:56 Speaker 03 Yeah.
24:57 Speaker 02 As the penguin? Supposedly, Joanne, when they were modelling the penguin on Colin Farrell, they did obviously his face and everything like that. And then, Jo, isn't this why they modelled his penis on what they thought the penguin's pen eye would be like?
25:11 Speaker 01 Do penguins have penises?
25:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
25:12 Speaker 03 Well, he's not an actual penguin, he's just, he's a, he's a bigger guy.
25:15 Speaker 01 Yeah, Colin Farrell wears prosthetics to play the penguin. The prosthetics include a sagging chin, pockmarked skin and a crooked nose. Farrell also wore an anatomically correct Velcro piece that stuck to his other prosthetics.
25:29 Speaker 02 Imagine being the Grinch, like, he had to sit in makeup for like four and a half hours before he even started his job. What would you do?
25:36 Speaker 01 It's a pain in the arse, isn't it?
25:37 Speaker 02 Oh, gosh.
25:39 Speaker 01 Even your one in Wicked getting painted green every day behind the hill.
25:41 Speaker 02 Oh, my God. So I saw this thing online yesterday, last night, while I was doing my, my evening scroll. So obviously Wicked is coming out, can't wait for it to come out, but, so you know The Wizard of Oz?
25:53 Speaker 01 Yes.
25:54 Speaker 02 I was watching this thing on Insta last night and loads of them got disabilities because of their roles. So your man who was played the Tin Man, he basically had to wear a metal suit which contained pure aluminium powder. And he had lifelong lung problems after it. Yeah. And then the witch, Margaret Hamilton, she was partly disabled by the copper toxins in her makeup, which meant she went for months without being able to eat any solid food.
26:21 Speaker 01 Yeah, I do remember reading that somewhere, the green paint that they had on her, that she, yeah.
26:26 Speaker 02 And then they gave her, her broom handle was, had white phosphorus on it, which gave her third degree burns. Yeah.
26:32 Speaker 01 No pain, no gain.
26:33 Speaker 02 Judy Garland, they, they were giving her growth suppressing drugs and they were making her not eat so she would stay childlike. It was a great movie though, wasn't it?
26:41 Speaker 01 Really good. Worked up. Worked up. I'd, I'd change nothing there, innit?
26:54 Speaker 01 If someone did a film about your life, who do you think would play you?
26:59 Speaker 02 I mean, you could.
27:00 Speaker 01 I was thinking that, yeah.
27:04 Speaker 02 Can I say you?
27:05 Speaker 01 Yeah.
27:07 Speaker 02 Who else could? Amber would be too shy.
27:10 Speaker 01 No, we need like, it's not like, it's not like a family play, it's like.
27:14 Speaker 02 Well, I want to keep the money in the pan.
27:15 Speaker 01 It's a film, like.
27:16 Speaker 02 Want to keep the money, okay, let me see, okay, who, who acts?
27:19 Speaker 01 Amber.
27:19 Speaker 02 Can I say Mark?
27:20 Speaker 01 Who acts?
27:21 Speaker 02 Can I say Mark or Robbie?
27:23 Speaker 01 Yeah.
27:23 Speaker 02 Thank you, I'd love her, I'll have her.
27:25 Speaker 01 She'd be really good.
27:26 Speaker 02 Her, please.
27:26 Speaker 01 She'd be great. She, I think she's kind of the hottest woman alive at the moment.
27:29 Speaker 02 Or Jennifer Lawrence.
27:30 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
27:31 Speaker 02 Love her. What about you?
27:32 Speaker 01 I might take Jennifer.
27:34 Speaker 02 No, I've taken her, so you have to choose someone else now.
27:36 Speaker 01 Well, she's turned down the role.
27:37 Speaker 02 No, she didn't, she turned down the role.
27:40 Speaker 01 She did.
27:40 Speaker 02 She said, "Thank God you have given me the role because I know Joanne has been sniffing around, and I've been quite nervous that she would start offering me a role for her life story, and I just don't have the stomach for it."
27:55 Speaker 02 By the way, if you're considering going to Glastonbury, sold out 35 minutes.
28:00 Speaker 01 Did I tell you I'm gonna go?
28:01 Speaker 02 Are you?
28:02 Speaker 01 Yeah.
28:02 Speaker 02 With James?
28:03 Speaker 01 No.
28:03 Speaker 02 Where? With who?
28:04 Speaker 01 I'm gonna go with my friend Ross, my TikTok, he's my TikTok friend.
28:07 Speaker 02 Oh, oh, God, okay, I just, I'm gonna warn you, I don't know if it's up your street. I'd suggest.
28:15 Speaker 01 Really?
28:15 Speaker 02 I'd suggest a day for you.
28:16 Speaker 01 Even though I love treating myself.
28:17 Speaker 02 You love treating yourself, but I wouldn't, you'll wanna, you'll do a day, I just don't think you'll like all the people. I just feel like, I went last year, and although I do really enjoy it, and I know that Oasis are probably gonna headline, I just feel that.
28:31 Speaker 03 No, then, no.
28:32 Speaker 02 I, I bet you anything they will. I just feel that I don't enjoy the night part so much, so like, it just feels like a bit of a waste, and I, I, like, I struggled through the next day because I can't really drink two days in a row, I just can't do it. And I think I'm just gonna go, go on a little weekend away with Sveno.
28:47 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, fine, yeah.
28:49 Speaker 02 And I'll watch it on the telly, though.
28:50 Speaker 01 Yeah, and I'll go, I'll do, I'll go on the ground and report back.
28:53 Speaker 02 That'd be good. At least I have someone there getting the goss.
28:55 Speaker 01 Yeah.
28:56 Speaker 02 Okay, great. Well, at least you're go, well, well, the tickets are sold out.
28:58 Speaker 01 Tickets are sold out 35 minutes or something. How many people go to Glastonbury, Joe?
29:02 Speaker 03 Like, 200,000 minimum, more, probably.
29:05 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:06 Speaker 01 Yeah, I wanna be involved.
29:07 Speaker 02 It is, it is, you have to go once in your life.
29:09 Speaker 01 Yeah, I wanna be involved.
29:10 Speaker 02 I saw a mad story this week. Did you see that story about that man who's supposed to have faked his own death?
29:16 Speaker 01 Was this, did I see a canoe turned over in the sea or something?
29:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, so there was a TikTok video though about this man, about this man talking to this girl and he's like, oh. Oh, she's like, what do you want to do with your life or something? He goes, I think I'm gonna move to Uzbekistan or something. Uzbekistan and um. And then it turns and go and be with this woman. My kids are grown up. It doesn't matter about them. So he had kids and everything. And he, his name is Ryan Borgwart.
29:41 Speaker 01 Oh, awesome. Would he not, if he's gonna go to, sorry, I shouldn't be mean, go on.
29:46 Speaker 02 So he faked his own death in August and he was reported missing after a kayaking trip. And then like the whole family like had all these posters up thanking everyone for helping. And then they found out that the um, that he had faked it and they think he's just over in Uzbekistan and he's just left his whole family.
30:03 Speaker 01 This is a man who's like, I'm bored of my life. I don't take any joy out of family life anymore. I need to burn everything down, start again and it's, it's going to be Uzbekistan. It sounds like he drunkenly put a pin in a map or something, doesn't it?
30:18 Speaker 02 Well, he moved all his money around and everything. So it was like pre-planned. Imagine just being like, fuck you, family. I'm sick of all of you, including the kids.
30:25 Speaker 01 And also it's pretty, it's like, I mean. Imagine, imagine like knowing your kids are gonna go through all the pain of thinking their father's dead.
30:33 Speaker 02 Desperate.
30:34 Speaker 01 Do you remember that famous story that there was actually a, they did a series on BBC on it. It was brilliant series, but the. Your man, the guy, the couple who faked the husband's death to get the money and he was living in the wardrobe. And the kids, the kids went through all the pain of like, they thought their dad was full blown dead and their mum knew he was still alive. And like that, they always fake these canoeing accidents.
30:56 Speaker 02 It's always, it is always a canoe, but canoes are kind of dangerous, easy to die on a canoe, I feel.
31:01 Speaker 01 If anyone in my life dies in a canoeing accident, I'm gonna open that coffin on the day and be like, I need to see proof because it sounds to me like they've started their lives again somewhere else.
31:09 Speaker 02 The body is not recovered. Sometimes it's taken away with the sea.
31:11 Speaker 01 That's it. That's why they do it, you see, because it's a way of like, yeah.
31:15 Speaker 02 Uh, said I went to see, see, see, to see.
31:16 Speaker 01 I just put the funeral gown. She's, she'll mind her. She's alive. She's in Uzbekistan, having a ball, I'd say.
31:22 Speaker 02 Grant. So I read a story in the paper this week about an Irish couple who are going to break up over a scratch card.
31:32 Speaker 02 Now, hang on a second.
31:33 Speaker 01 How much?
31:33 Speaker 02 A million euro, they won a million euro on a scratch card. I didn't know you could win a million euro. I thought it was like twenty five quid, like sometimes two hundred quid. I've heard of someone winning five hundred quid before, but a million euro. Anyway, Michael and Charlotte, they can't agree on who the million should go to. Too, too fucking right. I don't want the million. Charlotte bought the scratch card, I think.
31:54 Speaker 01 Yeah, once you buy, it's the person who buys.
31:56 Speaker 02 So Charlotte's saying she bought the scratch card and left the relationship immediately after, hoping she'd be gifted the life-changing money. But Michael claims he was with her when she bought it and that it was his idea to get it and that she even used his money. So they've had to go and get like CCT footage and everything like that to determine who's the rightful winner.
32:13 Speaker 01 Ideas, it's idea to get it isn't gonna hold up in court.
32:16 Speaker 02 No, but he's saying she used his money, but like if it was her card, she, I don't know.
32:22 Speaker 01 There was another show that I was watching recently, which I'm almost, I think might be based on true story. Your man from Men Behaving Badly is in it and like that, these kids bought this, they won those money in the lotto and he hid it from them. Do you, there was a woman, gather your thoughts. She got, the waitress who was given a million dollar tip and it's like ruined her life. She's been sued by everyone. She's been sued by the restaurant. She's been sued by the other serving staff, because she's supposed to, you know, they're supposed to pool the tips and.
32:53 Speaker 02 Ah, you are, you are, you have to pool the tips.
32:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, but you know what? I've worked in restaurants before and you're like, you're pooling the tip with some gout in the end who puts no, has no social skills, with no work in. Whereas I'm like bent.
33:07 Speaker 02 If you're trying to suggest that you're whizzing around taking over.
33:16 Speaker 02 You're the.
33:19 Speaker 01 I'm not, I'm actually really pleasant.
33:22 Speaker 02 I'm sure you are.
33:24 Speaker 01 I love waitressing.
33:26 Speaker 02 If I had to cover tables with you, I'd be run on by fucking.
33:29 Speaker 01 Honest to God, I swear to, there was a restaurant.
33:31 Speaker 02 There was a restaurant in Tocky that I worked in and I, I was really, I was the talk of the town.
33:38 Speaker 01 Best waitress they've ever had. I was so charming, so charismatic. So I was raking in the tips. You know, and then having to share them with someone who.
33:48 Speaker 02 You have to share.
33:50 Speaker 01 I know, but I was bringing in thousands.
33:59 Speaker 01 Thousands and thousands.
34:00 Speaker 02 Endless amounts of money.
34:02 Speaker 01 And she was just throwing in a couple of quid. I was like, come here now. And so I put something in my apron.
34:08 Speaker 02 You little thief.
34:09 Speaker 01 I dash it. Yeah, of course I will, yeah.
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35:16 Speaker 01 Colin Farrell needed his own igloo to keep his penguin makeup from melting. An igloo?
35:22 Speaker 02 Like, because he's a penguin. I don't believe that.
35:25 Speaker 01 Oh my God. Wow, those martinis have really hit, haven't they? How did I not get that? Because I was like, would you not just put him in a cold room? Why would you?
35:35 Speaker 02 Also, I did a little call out for people, the most ridiculous reasons they've broken up with people. One, they ordered white Zinfandel. What's wrong with that?
35:44 Speaker 01 Ordered what?
35:45 Speaker 02 White Zinfandel, the wine. What's that wine?
35:47 Speaker 01 Rosé.
35:48 Speaker 02 Oh.
35:49 Speaker 01 A little blush. It was, I did, and I, and God forgive me, I used to have a real thing about lads drinking wine before I, I don't know why, I, I know, I thought it was unmasculine. Says me.
36:01 Speaker 02 Get a beer.
36:02 Speaker 01 It's not like I'm delivering feminine energy 24/7. Now I don't mind at all.
36:07 Speaker 02 Another one, he was addicted to financial domination and in tens of thousands of debt, had no idea.
36:13 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah. I have a friend who is dominating, yeah, a man financially.
36:19 Speaker 01 They get a kick out of sending money and you just have to treat them like shit. I mean, it sounds bliss, to be honest.
36:23 Speaker 02 It does sound bliss.
36:24 Speaker 01 Yeah.
36:25 Speaker 02 Uh, was seeing somebody and they kept making the mm noise when we kissed. Oh no, I wouldn't like that.
36:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, we like Stone Cold silence.
36:33 Speaker 02 I don't really like it. Imagine, mm, mm, you'd be like, shut up!
36:38 Speaker 01 Just the, um, we just want the kind of the splash of the tongues, that's all I want to hear.
36:42 Speaker 02 I mean, last, last week Spencer was quite noisy at a certain part of our relationship and I was like, whoa, that one, that one was a bit like, a bit, a bit much.
36:50 Speaker 01 Yeah. There is, there is reels here.
36:53 Speaker 02 I like slithered out, I was like, god, I feel like.
36:56 Speaker 01 You enjoyed that a little too much, pal.
37:02 Speaker 01 You're making me uncomfortable.
37:03 Speaker 02 Oh my god, this one frightens me because his hands were too feminine. I know I've been dumped for my hands.
37:08 Speaker 01 Bro, you really, like, I mean, they're not that big, are they? I'm just so used to them now.
37:14 Speaker 02 You're so used to them now.
37:16 Speaker 03 They're bigger than my hands.
37:17 Speaker 02 Yeah.
37:19 Speaker 02 Oh, you've got little dainty fingers.
37:20 Speaker 01 Yeah, you very have, Anne.
37:22 Speaker 02 Um, my first boyfriend's family were Wexford's answer to the chorus and in some stupid lie to make his mother like me, I said I played the violin. Cue her sending me music to join the public family sesh. I dumped him the next day.
37:42 Speaker 02 A non, please. He told me his favourite restaurant was Nando's. I hate Nando's, I like Nando's.
37:48 Speaker 01 I really like Nando's. I went, I was seeing this guy, um, we went for dinner in Nando's and my friend deciphered from this that she, she was like, he's not into you. And I was like, what? She goes, he took you to fucking Nando's. I didn't realise.
38:01 Speaker 02 I think that means you're comfortable with each other. I love Nando's.
38:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, I was like, we were passing. She's like, fucking Nando's.
38:06 Speaker 02 I remember this guy asked me at a date in Dublin and, uh, and it was when I lived in Huth and I was like, I, it's what, I used to drink cider all the time. He was like, oh, where are we going? And I think I was a bit scarlet to go to the pub with him. Why? I think because I just, he was just a bit scarlet. Uh, he wasn't my usual type and I was like, no, let's just get cans and sit over in the road. And he was like, my god.
38:26 Speaker 01 You didn't want to be seen with him? Who was he?
38:30 Speaker 02 I don't know, I think I was, I'd just broken up somebody and we were trying to get back together and then I didn't want to be caught like seeing somebody else.
38:37 Speaker 01 Yeah, fair enough, yeah.
38:39 Speaker 02 A dirty little liar. Arms were way too skinny, rest of the body fine, but the arms are like two pieces of overcooked spaghetti.
38:46 Speaker 01 Oh god.
38:48 Speaker 02 That's wom- woman's bum.
38:52 Speaker 02 Pointy elbows. No, he brought chicken and rice to a cinema date. Immediate ick. I bring yogurts and stuff to the cinema.
39:01 Speaker 01 Chicken and rice, he's probably one of those gym bros. That sounds kind of like a crypto boy, doesn't it?
39:06 Speaker 02 Too much links Africa, wow.
39:07 Speaker 01 Ne- no such thing.
39:09 Speaker 02 No, I disagree because his widdy was too big, wow.
39:11 Speaker 01 Yeah, no, the, like I say, you don't want to have to take a general anaesthetic to get a ride.
39:16 Speaker 02 He drove like a granny.
39:21 Speaker 01 I dated a guy before who drove a smart car and I have to say, I struggled with it.
39:25 Speaker 02 Can you imagine me climbing into a smart car?
39:28 Speaker 01 Like a clown car.
39:30 Speaker 02 Like that man from The Simpsons, "I'm too large for my, this is the biggest automobile I could afford for my size."
39:37 Speaker 01 Your head would be popping out the roof and all.
39:51 Speaker 01 That's it for this week. We'll see you soon. Thanks for listening. Like and subscribe, tell your mates, etc.
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