Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me The Vase, Easter & Liz Hurley About this episode Did you have a big Easter? Because if you looked at social media, it seems like everybody else had a MASSIVE one. It's exhausting. Plus, Joanne has bought a very shapely vase and Liz Hurley has a new romance that has raised a few eyebrows.
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Transcript 0:02 Speaker 00 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:15 Speaker 01 Hello and welcome to my therapist's ghost, it's me, Vogue Williams and
0:19 Speaker 02 Joanne McNally.
0:21 Speaker 01 And
0:21 Speaker 02 Jo Ashwell.
0:27 Speaker 01 Wow.
0:29 Speaker 02 Just before we begin, I just want to show you my new, now I know, I'm fully aware this is an audible platform, so not everyone can see this.
0:37 Speaker 01 Now, where did you find, she's got a big arse in her hand. It's one of those ass, everyone knows the ass vase, but this one's, it looks like it's been surgically done.
0:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, so it's a big ass fudge vase, one of these huge, and I've been meaning to get it for a while.
0:51 Speaker 01 Oh my god, fat fudge.
0:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't, I don't know how anatomically correct it is, because there's no, there's no entrance on the front. It's very artistically done. It's, I guess it's a designer vagina. Like, it's basically the female equivalent of a eunuch. There's nothing there, but it gives this, it's a, it's a sexy vase, but it's huge, isn't it? It's like the size of a human ass.
1:12 Speaker 01 I can imagine the vase wouldn't sell as well had they done the entire anatomy at the front.
1:21 Speaker 01 I liked it.
1:21 Speaker 02 I think, I think it would have sold very well, but maybe not as a vase. Men would be buying it as a vase and then they'd be fucking.
1:30 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's it. They'd be fucking.
1:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, exactly. There wouldn't be a flower scene. Like those sex dolls they sell and the lads, they put, they have to send the bits back. They have to send the woman's vagina back to get fixed.
1:42 Speaker 01 It's absolutely revolting.
1:44 Speaker 02 Because they rinse through it so much that they have to get it sent back to get like tightened or whatever. But no, I just, I'm absolutely in love. I was. I was in my usual haunt, TK Maxx.
1:56 Speaker 01 I was talking about you in TK Maxx yesterday to a woman. To my producer on my show, I was like, you know, some people are just good at TK Maxx. Because I was saying how much I love the, the home sense. I was like, my friend Joanne can go in there and she's in and out in 20 minutes.
2:10 Speaker 02 Honestly, yeah, it's like a hobby. I know other people are out cycling and stuff. I know, I understand that people have more worthwhile hobbies. But mine is going in and finding bargains at TK Maxx. I went in, I found this huge ass vase. It's about the size, it's kind of like.
2:24 Speaker 01 How much, how much, how much?
2:26 Speaker 02 Well, well, well folk.
2:27 Speaker 01 Go on, I love a deal, I love a deal.
2:30 Speaker 03 This is not even an ad, carry on.
2:34 Speaker 02 It's not an ad, I'm actually surprised, actually, let's not call them TK Maxx, fuck them.
2:40 Speaker 02 They never give us anything.
2:41 Speaker 01 What did they call them in America, TJ Maxx or something? That's where I got my cheetahs. I had to search high and low for those cheetahs.
2:48 Speaker 02 Let's bleep out their name, Jo, and then send them a threatening letter. They want us to, they want us to unbleep the name, they need to pay us.
2:55 Speaker 03 I'm sure no one will work it out.
3:00 Speaker 02 Just beep out the Max. So TK, beep.
3:05 Speaker 02 There you go now, haha. It's like, do you know, do you know when they, do you know when someone tries to be anonymous on a TV show? And they just pixelate out their eyes? And you're like, um, that person has a clear neck tattoo. You know, all these other visible parts of their face.
3:21 Speaker 01 It's like me going on and they just leave my mould, it's like, we know who that is.
3:27 Speaker 02 And your voice and your accent to the kids and everything, just tiny pixelated eyes. Anyway, I went, I was, when TK beeped, and then I saw this fantastic ass vase and I thought, that's a bit of me. Because it is, it's about the size of a three year old, I would say. And it was on sale and I was like, no, because I said, stop buying shite, Joanne, I'm trying to buy a house, stop buying shite. What are you laughing at, Jo?
3:50 Speaker 01 How much?
3:50 Speaker 03 You should probably clarify that the whole thing is the size of a three year old. It's not the size of a three year old's ass, that's not.
3:56 Speaker 02 Oh, sorry, no, no, no, no.
3:57 Speaker 01 The whole thing is the so, well.
4:00 Speaker 02 I don't know, Jo, I've never, I don't have a three year old.
4:02 Speaker 01 And actually, when you put it against yourself like that, it kind of looks like the size of you.
4:06 Speaker 02 Let's see if it might, so Olivia, obviously, as I said, Olivia, my trainer's been away, which means I literally have been getting muscle atrophy in the bed. I've done.
4:15 Speaker 01 You can be the front of the vase and I'm the back because I have been doing squats, so you're just.
4:20 Speaker 02 How dare you?
4:23 Speaker 01 Oh yeah.
4:24 Speaker 02 It's about the size of my own arse, isn't it?
4:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, it is.
4:27 Speaker 02 Except it's obviously more booty-licious.
4:30 Speaker 01 Is she ever gonna tell us what it cost?
4:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, come on.
4:33 Speaker 02 So, so the original price, £200. Now, it was on sale when I saw it. Yeah, it was on sale when I saw it.
4:39 Speaker 01 Sixty!
4:40 Speaker 02 There was a... Vogue, you don't know how to play this game. I've told you.
4:43 Speaker 01 Let's guess.
4:44 Speaker 03 You need patience.
4:45 Speaker 01 Can we guess? Can we guess? Come on.
4:46 Speaker 02 Well, I've already told you. I've already told you now what the, what the original sale price is.
4:50 Speaker 01 Well, I'm shocked it was £200 to begin with, to be honest.
4:53 Speaker 02 What?
4:55 Speaker 02 This is the problem with you, Vogue. You've no artistic eye.
5:01 Speaker 02 You've no taste. You wouldn't, you wouldn't spend £200 on a massive arse vase from TKBeep. And that is your, that is your, that is your lack of vision, frankly.
5:12 Speaker 01 Joanne, I have a massive arse vase in my kitchen. So I was on the forefront of when the massive arse vases came out. So I've had one for years. That's a really big arse.
5:23 Speaker 02 Look at the size of that. That's, there's a, that's, that's a protein-squatted arse. Anyway, it was £100.
5:29 Speaker 03 Oh, half price.
5:31 Speaker 01 God, that's expensive for TK Maxx.
5:33 Speaker 02 And I thought about TKBeep. And I thought about it for, I thought about it for three days.
5:41 Speaker 01 What? That's something I would do.
5:45 Speaker 02 I said, no, no, no, Joanne, you have enough. You have enough now, come on. You have enough.
5:48 Speaker 01 You're lucky it was still there.
5:49 Speaker 02 I, I went in and I, I went, well, when I say, when I made the decision to go back in and I was like, I was going up the escalator and I was like, ooh! Because I knew if it wasn't there, I would have deeply regretted it. And there it was, ready to be collected by mama.
6:05 Speaker 01 I, now, I, I have a rule. If you leave a shop, right? If you see something you love and you leave the shop and you're like, no, I'm not, I don't deserve it, I'm not getting it, I'm on a shopping van, which I'm always on. Then I'm wait and if I, if I still think about it and three shops later, I'm like, you know, I need that. And I thought about it for three more shops. I'd, do you know what my mom does in TKBeep? She goes to the one in Swords and I swear, I don't go to Swords with her anymore. She could be in there for three hours. You'll lose Sandra in there for three hours. And she might only come out with one or two things.
6:39 Speaker 02 Yeah. If you're, if you're serious about TKB, like you need to bring in a lunch, you need to bring in fluids to stay hydrated.
6:48 Speaker 01 Bring one of the foldy chairs, a foldy chair for when you get tired.
6:51 Speaker 02 Yeah, you need to take little breaks. Well, there's, that's usually where, there's usually little seats around for the lads. So just you can take a break and sit with them for a bit. And yeah, there's, there's just, it's, you're in there for the long haul, you know? But sometimes you just get an absolute jam like this arse.
7:08 Speaker 01 I know. Do you know, I do need some new bowls. I need some reading, and they have nice bowls in there and they're, they're just a decent price. Okay, stop. It does sound like a bloody ad now.
7:17 Speaker 03 That's the first seven minutes taken care of. Let's carry on.
7:21 Speaker 02 It's supposed to be about the arse. The arse just happens to come from TKB.
7:28 Speaker 01 TKB.
7:34 Speaker 02 This is an old story, but we never spoke about it and you've just reminded me there. Kayla Itzens did a video basically saying that she thinks it's gross that girls are now filming themselves in this position where they're crouching or they're doing squats and they're filming from behind so you can see their ass, basically. And she's like, I just don't want to see that over my morning coffee, blah, blah, blah. And the internet went Chernobyl on her because.
7:58 Speaker 01 She did it herself.
8:00 Speaker 02 Well, no, it kind of worse what she did. These women are like building an ass through fitness and eating and protein and like building muscle. Do you remember back in the day, like back in kind of when the internet kind of started or when Instagram kind of started? She was the fitness guru and she was, she was selling fitness programs where she was telling us to live on like 1,200 calories a day. And she, I a hundred percent allegedly would suggest potentially, she definitely had maybe an eating disorder. Okay, I said it, right? And so she was, and so she was, she was pushing her disordered eating and all this insane training on young girls.
8:45 Speaker 02 And I myself at the time was like, oh my God, if I don't look like this girl, it's all over for me. Like she was so thin and everything. And so these girls are like, you tormented us with your lifestyle, which your lifestyle was, wasn't healthy. And now these girls are living a healthy lifestyle. Yeah, they're showing a bit of arse online. Who cares? Anyway, it really bothered me. That's my rant.
9:08 Speaker 02 It was like that girl on Instagram who told us to just eat bananas. Do you remember her?
9:12 Speaker 01 I mean, there's always someone telling you to do something. I just think that like it's, it's like, you'll just be, I don't know, I don't know. I, I, I always think, train and eat as well as you can. There's no way anyone can eat healthy all the time. But that bullshit, I used to do that bullshit all the time. And it did make me have disordered eating for a while, like where, like I'd go on these mental diets. Like I'd go to this new gym and they'd be like, right, you can only eat this. You can't have ketchup. You can't, and like just mad diets. And I'd be, since I was like 16, there's been that kind of thing where it's like, now you have to do this and now you have to do this to look like this. And it's just, it can be quite full on. And for younger girls, having to look at that shit, it's, it's a bit of a nightmare.
9:51 Speaker 02 Yeah. So I'm saying that she was, was a, in my opinion, very toxic presence on the internet, as was Banana Girl, wherever she's, she lives in the, she, that was, she was called Banana Girl. She lives in the Amazon now with her fella. She lives in the Australian jungle with her fella and she lives off the land. But it was just a bit rich for Kayla to come in saying, I don't want to see that in my Instagram. And my women shoving their arse. Fuck off.
10:19 Speaker 01 And do you know what Kayla? I do want to see it, actually. I enjoy watching a squat online.
10:25 Speaker 02 More arse.
10:27 Speaker 01 More, do you know what? There's not enough arse.
10:28 Speaker 02 More squatting.
10:30 Speaker 01 More, more arse, less leggings. That's what we want. Yeah, sounds a bit creepy.
10:43 Speaker 02 Absolutely.
10:45 Speaker 01 Jesus Christ, that scared the crap out of me. It's a dog. Jo has a dog. Did you know that?
10:51 Speaker 02 Thank you for confirming it was a dog. I thought it was one of the children.
10:59 Speaker 01 I, uh, I'm going on a big tour.
11:03 Speaker 02 Hit it.
11:03 Speaker 01 I'm doing two tour dates for my book tour. My book comes out at the end of the May and at the end of the May.
11:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, this is going well, isn't it? We'll keep it all in, I'm not editing this.
11:12 Speaker 01 Oh my god, I pulled it, Joanne, I pulled it.
11:15 Speaker 03 The amount of times you've ripped it for this.
11:18 Speaker 01 Okay, okay, okay, fine. Hello, I'm going on tour with my book, okay? It's in, it's in May, the 26th in Vickers Street and Garan Noon is gonna be hosting it. And on the 27th in Union Chapel in London, where Lou Sanders is gonna be hosting it. And my book is currently on pre-order. I am finishing the audiobook on Friday, so you can also pre-order audio as well. And Joanne, I know that you're not gonna do it, but I've asked to have yours changed to a different accent.
11:47 Speaker 02 Yes, I've asked that somebody else read it to me.
11:50 Speaker 01 All, everything is on my Insta if you wanna check it out or buy tickets to the show.
11:55 Speaker 02 I'm on tour with my new stand-up show, Penophile, if you fancy popping along. Some of them are sold, the ones that there's tickets left to, I'm in Leicester, 16th of May. Antwerp, Barcelona is sold, but we're gonna add another one. Berlin, still tickets, Oslo, still tickets, Stockholm. Copenhagen, we added a second Amsterdam, there's still tickets to that. And then I'm back in the UK, I'm in Bristol and Cardiff and it's all at, all the tickets are at joannemcnally.com.
12:24 Speaker 01 And Dublin and Cork, I may have, I saw Castlebar, I saw Castlebar.
12:27 Speaker 02 Sorry, yes, loads of Dublin, loads of Cork.
12:34 Speaker 01 Can I talk to you about Easter?
12:36 Speaker 02 Sure.
12:36 Speaker 01 When, when did Easter become such a big thing? This year I was like, you know what, I'm going back to Dublin, so I won't put up my Easter decorations. And you know I love a decoration, so wherever I can, I will put up a decoration. But I was just a bit lazy and I was like, I don't need them this year. It's only Easter. It's not only Easter. Easter is like this big, massive thing that everyone does. Like people have created these like Easter baskets and stuff for their kids. I didn't even get my kids an egg because I was like, everyone's gonna get them an egg. And then I didn't realise that they wake up on Easter morning thinking the Easter bunny has arrived. And so I had like these, I went down, I luckily had these eggs that my mom brought up.
13:20 Speaker 01 I'm a bad parent, my mom brought up that they do an Easter egg hunt, so. Because I was gonna do the Easter egg hunt at my brother's house because we were going for lunch there. And then I had these little eggs. I had to put them all out in my house and I was like, oh, look, you didn't even look down here. This is where the Easter bunny was. Did you see they're Kardashians? I felt ashamed of myself. I was disgusted by the lack of care I had shown my kids. I saw a woman leaving Clare Hall Shopping Centre with a massive basket filled with Easter balloons and Easter bunny balloons. And I was like, I have really fucked up here. I have not done, I've not done a tap. I didn't even want to do Easter. I wanted to go, I tried to get my whole family to go to Crewe for Easter Sunday lunch and they wouldn't do it because we had to have lamb. I didn't know.
14:02 Speaker 02 Would you not swap religions? Just get out of it all.
14:07 Speaker 01 All the religions are out of it.
14:08 Speaker 02 They're not, they're not.
14:10 Speaker 01 They've come together.
14:11 Speaker 02 They're definitely not.
14:14 Speaker 01 Okay, listen to me. All religions are at the Easter eggs and at the sending their kids on Easter egg hunts and having that. They're not all about the Jesus is dead and alive again thing, obviously. The Easter bunny seems a little less far fetched.
14:29 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's so hypocritical.
14:32 Speaker 01 A giant bunny coming and bringing him an egg is way more believable than Jesus dying and coming back to life, Joanne.
14:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, you can't get all the crack at Easter without having to believe that he died and rose and all that jazz.
14:43 Speaker 01 It's turned into Christmas. It feels like it's Christmas and everyone has to like outdo each other and I fucked up.
14:49 Speaker 02 That's all just social media bollocks because people need to be seen to be posting content of them running around with their kids finding eggs. Or in my day.
14:57 Speaker 01 Excuse me, I posted a video of me running around after my kids. Finding eggs. I had done such a bad job of everything else. I was like, I better get them finding the eggs my mom bought.
15:08 Speaker 02 Exhibit A, exhibit A. You've fallen, you've fallen victim to the system, Vogue. You've fallen victim to the system.
15:14 Speaker 01 I was a bit late. That's why I didn't post till one o'clock because I actually didn't realise that I'd done that. But my brother, my kids aren't that interested in Easter eggs. So my brother had this, his Easter egg hunt that he had in his garden. Full size eggs, full size eggs. And my kids went and found them and wanted to take them home. Do you think they came back to London with us? No, they just, they don't care about the eggs, really.
15:35 Speaker 02 Do you mean they full sized chocolate eggs?
15:39 Speaker 01 Full sized chocolate eggs my brother had, like about 20 of them around the garden. I was like, oh my god.
15:44 Speaker 02 Were you only shilling little mini ones?
15:47 Speaker 01 Mini eggs, mini tiny little ones.
15:50 Speaker 02 Oh, folk.
15:51 Speaker 01 Guys, wait till you see my Easter next year, you're gonna be sick. I'll have you both over for lamb. I'll have you both over for lamb. I'm gonna do lamb on the barbecue and I'm gonna have all my decorations up.
16:03 Speaker 02 Don't you dare. I don't have many morals.
16:08 Speaker 01 But you don't eat lamb?
16:09 Speaker 02 But I do not eat lamb. They're babies.
16:13 Speaker 01 Joanne, excuse me, I didn't say I ate lamb, but I do.
16:19 Speaker 02 They're babies.
16:20 Speaker 01 Listen, I tried, I went off lamb for about six months, but I just.
16:24 Speaker 02 That's like me skewering Otto and having him with the potato salad.
16:29 Speaker 01 I only eat ones that died of natural causes.
16:32 Speaker 02 Sure, which the babies of natural causes.
16:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, that's the ones I eat.
16:38 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:40 Speaker 01 Okay, I'll make you your chicken salad, but what I'm saying is I'm gonna throw a massive Easter bash and you're not gonna, I'm gonna be like, I'm gonna have all those different party tables, there's gonna be an egg painting competition. What else did I see people doing?
16:54 Speaker 02 My god.
16:55 Speaker 01 A biscuit making table.
16:59 Speaker 02 These people, again, it's just for the internet, I'm telling you.
17:02 Speaker 01 It is. I know, you have to just not get involved in it too much.
17:07 Speaker 02 I was gigging. I was trying to, I've trying to, there's, I'm still trying to needle out bits of this show. I was doing it top secret in the dark. I actually totally forgot it was Easter, to be honest. Me and Kylie, my tour manager, we were driving to Ipswich on Friday and we were like, the traffic was so bad. And we were both like single, child free women. So of course it completely escaped us that it was some sort of family Easter weekend. And because we work weekends, bank holidays don't mean anything anymore. I forget, do you know what I mean? I just forget. Also, I retired from all Easter plans and spent, I would say 16 hours watching Married at First Sight Australia.
17:48 Speaker 01 I'm not, I'm trying to hold back from it because it's, that's bad. That's really addictive.
17:54 Speaker 02 The problem with it is, there's like 60 episodes or something and it is massively addictive.
17:59 Speaker 01 I know.
18:00 Speaker 02 The premise is, in case anyone is living under a huge rock, is that they set up these couples, they pretend that it's a real thing. They have these phony marriages and then they try to build a life together, cue insane drama. There was actually, there was um.
18:15 Speaker 01 It's so good though.
18:17 Speaker 02 It's so funny. There's a woman in Australia called Margaret Pomeranz is her name. And she's a really funny, she reviews TV, but she's a serb, I would say. She's called it a morally bereft shit sandwich. She called it, she called it a fetid turd. She said, it's billed as a social experiment similar to thalidomide and the H-bomb.
18:41 Speaker 01 Who, who wrote that? Wow. I just thought it was having an opinion and then it was really not an opinion.
18:51 Speaker 02 I just thought it was like a bit of addictive nonsense, but um, Margaret Pomeranz, she really went to town in them. I think that's kind of her thing. She's just like this really, really bitchy TV reviewer, but it's very funny. But anyway, yeah, 16 hours of it I watched. But then you do, you kind of hit, you get a fatigue of it then.
19:09 Speaker 01 In one day, sorry, you didn't watch 16 hours in one day, was it over a weekend?
19:12 Speaker 02 12 in one day, 13, 14, 15, 16 and four hours the next day. Four hours on Easter Sunday.
19:18 Speaker 01 That's bad.
19:19 Speaker 02 Cheers to me, cheers to me. I didn't rise from the dead once, just fucking stayed in bed and then went out, met a friend, met Kylie for lunch and then went and did some gigs. It's so addictive. I can't stop watching it.
19:31 Speaker 01 I'm not watching it. I'm not even gonna start. That's why I never, ever started on Love Island because I just don't have the time to get involved and watch it. Cause I'll just become really addicted.
19:41 Speaker 02 There's parts of it that are so mean, like they have this photo challenge where they get the couples to line up the photos of everyone else in the challenge. And, and like mark them out from who's hottest to not. And the same two girls keep getting put, keep getting put in the bottom two. And I was like, that's so mean. Would you not just make the photo challenge, list the top four women instead of.
20:04 Speaker 01 That's, that's, to the, to the, girls do it to the men as well.
20:08 Speaker 02 Yes.
20:09 Speaker 01 That's really mean.
20:11 Speaker 02 And some of the couples, the part, the husbands aren't even putting their own wives first and everything. It's like, it's so bad.
20:18 Speaker 01 I do love shows like that though, like Temptation Island, that, I love Love Triangle. Love Triangle makes people lose their mind as well. It's just, I'd hate to be a part of it though.
20:28 Speaker 02 Oh, I was actually thinking Vogue. I was like, if they, if all, I don't, I don't, I haven't dived into the reality TV. I don't know. There's only certain things, there's certain reality TV things I would do.
20:45 Speaker 01 Married at First Sight?
20:46 Speaker 02 And if there was some sort of Married at First Sight show, I think I would do it.
20:51 Speaker 01 No, Joanne, everyone would see what we're like.
20:53 Speaker 02 I don't even think I would do this. I don't think I'd, I'd just go to Australia. I'm not a celebrity there. Not a celebrity anywhere, really. The only place I could do a celebrity married first sight is potentially Ireland.
21:02 Speaker 01 I don't, no, I don't think so.
21:04 Speaker 02 I'd be set up with Jedward or something. I need to go, no, no offence to Jedward, I love the lads. But I'm not into, I'm not into some sort of threesome, so I'd have to go abroad.
21:14 Speaker 01 I doubt they are either, for God's sake.
21:17 Speaker 02 Shut up, Jedward. Jedward'd fancy the hell off me.
21:20 Speaker 01 All I'm saying is, right, I understand that you want to do something like that, but basically, whatever you do affects me. So I just don't think that you'll be your best self on a show like that.
21:30 Speaker 02 I'd probably take it really seriously. I'd probably fall madly in love with them.
21:34 Speaker 01 Yeah.
21:35 Speaker 02 Yeah.
21:35 Speaker 01 And I just think it might, it might not look good for us.
21:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, that's fair. We'd have to cut all ties before.
21:43 Speaker 01 Okay. Hundred percent. I've nothing to do with her anymore.
21:45 Speaker 02 When the pod ends, I will do that. If there is a Married at First Sight Australia, if it's on series 68, I will, I am open to an offer, is what I'm saying.
21:56 Speaker 01 And this isn't even her saying it, like if she's doing badly in work or anything, that that's the only job she could accept. She actually wants to do it when she's on high.
22:04 Speaker 02 But I don't want to embarrass Vogue and Jo, so I would have to wait until we are no longer professionally tied.
22:10 Speaker 01 That's very kind of you. We appreciate that and that has to happen.
22:13 Speaker 02 I think arranged marriages, even though I know this is, I know this is, as Margaret said, a fatted turd. I do think an arranged marriage.
22:22 Speaker 01 A fatted turd.
22:24 Speaker 02 Fatted turd.
22:25 Speaker 01 I'm gonna call somebody a fatted turd today.
22:28 Speaker 02 She, she.
22:29 Speaker 01 A fatted turd.
22:31 Speaker 02 It's a great turn of phrase.
22:32 Speaker 01 Shut up, you, you fatted turd.
22:36 Speaker 02 God, it really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?
22:38 Speaker 01 Fantastic. And it makes you sound intelligent, kind of.
22:40 Speaker 02 Doesn't it? Yes. They're like, what's fetid? We're like, shut up. We don't know.
22:45 Speaker 01 Yeah, fetid.
22:46 Speaker 02 Just sounds good. Anyway, as I said, I'm open to an offer. The idea of an arranged marriage, I think, I think would really suit me at this point in my life. I think I need to just have my face rubbed in a fetid turd and just told, "Build your life with that person and stop fucking giving out."
23:03 Speaker 01 Can you imagine getting off the top of the altar, though, and like, you see his face for the first time? And what if he's in absolute bits? You'd have to, you'd have to... And there's no personality that could save it. So even imagine there was, it just could be bad.
23:17 Speaker 02 Vogue, you say that. You say that. But I, I think I speak for a lot of women when I say, "I have been laughed into bed by many a gargoyle in my time."
23:28 Speaker 01 Oh, I've been, I, I enjoy a gargoyle myself, Joanne. You know that yourself, but...
23:35 Speaker 02 I can be won over with a bit of character and not, I can be won over a bit of charm, bit of charisma. There you go. From a two out of 10 to a 10 out of 10 in my eyes.
23:45 Speaker 01 Just because your husband arrives at the altar and he's not good looking, doesn't mean he's gonna be full of charisma and charm. He could be boring as F.
23:53 Speaker 02 Well, I would have to, I would have to put a lot of trust into the experts, even though...
23:58 Speaker 01 Why don't you do Celebs Go Dating? Oh my God, Joanne, please do Celebs Go Dating. They offer a lot of money. They offer a lot of money. I'm just saying.
24:05 Speaker 02 I'm pretty sure they have. I'm pretty sure they've slipped into the mounds at one point. And I think, I'm pretty sure that was.
24:13 Speaker 01 When my marriage broke up, they were straight on.
24:15 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah. But I know, that wouldn't be for me now. It would have to be, it would be ma, it would be maths or nothing now, I have to say.
24:22 Speaker 01 Oh, I'd love to see you on Celebs Go Dating more than anything.
24:27 Speaker 02 No, I, dating's not for me. I just need, I just need the marriage bit now. I need, I just need to be, I just need an arranged marriage.
24:34 Speaker 01 I can look into that for you if you really want.
24:36 Speaker 02 No, your suggestions have been abysmal up to this point.
24:40 Speaker 01 Excuse me? Kevin Costner was abysmal?
24:43 Speaker 02 Well.
24:43 Speaker 01 I'll take Kevin Co, okay, if you don't want Ke, I'll take Kevin Costner. There.
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25:55 Speaker 01 Oh my God, I was breathing on the mic again, everyone. I'm sorry if you had to hear me Darth Vadering the mic again.
26:06 Speaker 02 Bit of news, I don't know if you noticed. Speaking of the Easter Bunny, the Pope's dead.
26:11 Speaker 01 I know.
26:12 Speaker 02 That's all. Let's move on. We've nothing to say about it. They all look the same to me with the little hats. I couldn't tell one from the other.
26:16 Speaker 01 I have one thing to say, I just, I wouldn't want to be, I don't want my body laid out like that for everyone to see. Not everyone looks great in death. And there's not much you can do about it. It's not like you can go and fix yourself in the toilet. You're, that's just you. I don't want to be laid out.
26:30 Speaker 02 I only saw, I didn't see him. Is he laid out?
26:33 Speaker 01 Oh, he's laid out. Yeah, he's laid out. And one of his hands, Amber pointed out, is just like, kind of just resting upwards, so it's not flat down. So it's like, he must have had his hand on maybe the Bible, Amber said, when he died. So his hand has just stayed like that because they would have moved the Bible.
26:48 Speaker 02 Or they try, but surely they can just crack his hands into any position they want. Like this, it's not like the Vatican isn't gonna have a great mortician, do you know what I mean? And look, it's the Pope, he's not gonna have the glam squad that you and I will have.
27:02 Speaker 01 No, I'm gonna get sprayed, like, I'm actually gonna be sprayed.
27:05 Speaker 02 Yeah, no one's gonna be running up to him with the fake lashes and all, whereas we'll be, we'll be, we'll be, we'll be done up like a dog's dinner, don't worry about that.
27:11 Speaker 01 All the nails and everything done, the nails and everything. Yeah, so he died and that was Easter, so Jesus rose and the Pope died. And now everyone's watching Conclave, which was, is a very interesting movie to watch to see how they actually choose a new Pope. And you have to be under 80 to be the new Pope, which I think that seems a bit, I think it should be under 60.
27:31 Speaker 02 I would think Obama, would he knock over us?
27:35 Speaker 01 I don't, do you know what, weirdly I don't think he's in line for it. I'm pretty sure you have to be a bishop or a cardinal or something like that to be allowed to be the Pope, but I agree.
27:45 Speaker 02 They need to shake it up, do you know what I mean? Like, they need to throw out the old systems and spice it up. They should do an audition process like Ireland did for the Eurovision. So not the Mumba could be an option.
27:54 Speaker 01 Lady Gaga would be a great Pope. She would, imagine the way she'd, she would wear that gown like nobody before her. She'd be an amazing Pope and I think she's kind of like religious-y.
28:06 Speaker 02 I'm sure the Vatican would only love to see Lady Gaga coming in.
28:09 Speaker 01 Sure, I'm on a loose end here, I might go for it.
28:12 Speaker 02 You should. See, they might have to job up on LinkedIn, check if they, is it on offer, Joe? Are they accepting applications? I'll self-tape for that, I don't self-tape.
28:23 Speaker 03 I don't think they're explicit on salary, but you can.
28:28 Speaker 01 I don't think, you don't need money when you're the Pope, you don't need money.
28:31 Speaker 02 No, you're, you're.
28:32 Speaker 01 Everyone pays for you.
28:33 Speaker 02 You're Willy Wonka, like, you have the whole, you have the whole chocolate factory. If I was the Pope, I'd ban mass, just so you know, free up that time.
28:42 Speaker 01 I don't know if anyone's like, is anyone going to mass anymore? Are you sure though? I haven't been in a long time.
28:50 Speaker 02 The church down the road for me is always full on a Sunday. Now, it could be an AA meeting, I'm not entirely sure.
28:55 Speaker 01 I reckon that is.
28:57 Speaker 02 When I eventually.
28:57 Speaker 01 I don't think it's a Catholic church.
28:59 Speaker 02 When I eventually hit my sober era, I'll know because I'll be in the church regardless of whether it's mass or an AA meeting because I'll just need somewhere to go on a Sunday. But I'll feed, I'll feed back.
29:09 Speaker 01 Do you know who was talking through the day? He is so funny. You've just reminded me that, do you know, he lives, he told me he lives next door to you. Do you know who I'm gonna say? Johnny Vaughan, Johnny Vaughan. He like basically lives in the mirroring apartment to you. So be careful what you're doing in there.
29:24 Speaker 02 Oh, does he?
29:25 Speaker 01 Yeah.
29:27 Speaker 02 Johnny lives out of the road, does he? Does he know where I live or he was just telling you where he lives?
29:31 Speaker 01 He knows where you live. You live beside him supposedly.
29:34 Speaker 02 No.
29:35 Speaker 01 I know. I think you two will be dangerous together though.
29:38 Speaker 02 Johnny, a little perv.
29:41 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah. He's seen the naked Peloton-ing. Well, I don't blame him for having a look in.
29:48 Speaker 02 I don't even close the blinds.
29:53 Speaker 02 It's the only trail I have.
29:55 Speaker 01 Oh, no. Yeah, anyway, so that was a bit of news. I'll tell you about my Easter weekend. So on Saturday, it was Otto's third birthday.
30:04 Speaker 02 And I know fully, don't I know? Because didn't I wish him a happy birthday?
30:07 Speaker 01 She did wish him a happy birthday. Everyone's like, does Joanne remember? And I'm like, oh my God, Joanne will get away with nothing ever again. She did remember. The day before, she said, sent me a kind of a frightened voice note. Is it Otto's birthday? I was like, tomorrow.
30:21 Speaker 02 Yeah. I was, I was, you know, these things can, I have it in the calendar now on repeat. And Lauren, the love of my life, who's also Moonlight, so is my PA, messaged me saying, do you want me to wrap the present that we got for Otto?
30:37 Speaker 01 Oh, you got the backpack?
30:39 Speaker 02 No, no, listen, she said, you want me to wrap the present you got for Otto? And I went, the present? And she goes, yeah. And I said, oh, Lauren, that was his Christmas present that I only got. That was, she's like, the present, we just ordered him a present. I said, no, I'm so, I'm so embarrassed. That was for Christmas. He's three, he's not gonna know. I asked Vogue, what does he want for his birthday? And Vogue told me.
31:00 Speaker 01 A Chanel, a pink Chanel backpack. The heart wants what the heart wants, and that's what Otto wanted.
31:05 Speaker 02 And she, and she, and she wouldn't let it go.
31:08 Speaker 01 And Joanne was like, it's not funny anymore.
31:10 Speaker 02 I was like, come on, Vogue, tell me what he actually wants. She's like, I'm telling you, Joanne, this is what he wants.
31:16 Speaker 01 Did you get it?
31:18 Speaker 02 Well, if I was still in New York, I would have bought him one off Canal Street, one of the fakes, but I'm not.
31:22 Speaker 01 No, he doesn't. He knows a fake from a real. He wants the one I sent you. You can buy it on Apple Pay. Yes. You can buy it on Apple Pay.
31:29 Speaker 02 I'm not, you want me to buy his three grand bag with Klarna? No.
31:34 Speaker 01 It's actually eight. He wants one. He wants it. Anyway, we had this party in Dublin on Saturday and we had all these animals up to the house. We had a snake, a lizard and an owl. An owl was in my house just shitting on the floor.
31:52 Speaker 02 I love the way, the way you say it makes out that they just arrived themselves of their own free will.
31:56 Speaker 01 They did. It was like the Gruffalo. They just came up from the woods.
31:59 Speaker 02 Like you sent the invites out. Yeah. Like carrier pigeon and they all just arrived up themselves.
32:05 Speaker 01 A tortoise. Cause he loves animals so much. I was like, I'll get him. And he's never had a party. I was like, I'm gonna throw him like a proper party. So we got the animals up and anyway, they loved the animals, but the adults loved the animals as well. But the lady gave like cheesy a present at the end and it was like, obviously a snake sheds its skin. Like not there, it didn't happen, but it would have done it. And she gave him his whole long shedded snake skin. I was like, uh, get that out of the house.
32:29 Speaker 02 Oh, that's kind of cool.
32:32 Speaker 01 No, it was rotten. And then we were discussing how much it would cost you to eat it. So how much would you eat the whole snake skin for?
32:40 Speaker 01 That was the talk of the party.
32:42 Speaker 02 I'd probably just eat it for attention.
32:46 Speaker 01 I settled on two.
32:48 Speaker 02 Couple of drinks. I'm like, whoa, look at this. Yeah. I would, yeah.
32:54 Speaker 01 I settled on two grand. I said, I'd do it for two grand.
32:58 Speaker 02 But sure, there's not, it's only like, is that because you think it's dirty or?
33:03 Speaker 01 It's just disgusting eating someone else's skin.
33:07 Speaker 02 But it's the same as eating the skin off a, off a fish.
33:11 Speaker 01 I don't eat fish skin.
33:12 Speaker 02 Chicken skin.
33:13 Speaker 01 I don't eat it because supposedly that's how they wee out of their, out of their skin. Someone. Okay. Someone told me that. Now I don't eat. Are you telling me that I can start eating chicken skin again?
33:25 Speaker 02 Of course you can eat chicken skin.
33:26 Speaker 01 No, supposedly the wee goes out through their skin.
33:32 Speaker 01 Are you sure? I've never seen one weeing.
33:35 Speaker 02 You'll eat a baby lamb, but you won't eat the skin of a snake.
33:39 Speaker 01 Joanne, I told you, if a lamb dies of natural causes, I'll eat it. But otherwise, I wouldn't dream of it. Okay?
33:46 Speaker 02 It's a natural cause, you driving your four by four into it.
33:52 Speaker 01 A natural cause is an accident as well.
33:58 Speaker 01 Does it, Jo? Did you look it up?
34:00 Speaker 03 What, do you want me to Google, does a chicken piss out of its skin?
34:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, someone told me that years ago. And if you're telling me I'm missing out on crispy chicken skin for the last 10 years because of some bullshit, I'll be raging.
34:13 Speaker 03 Do you know what? We've, we've said this word before. It's, they've got a cloaca.
34:18 Speaker 01 What's a cloaca?
34:19 Speaker 03 It's the, it's the bird hole.
34:21 Speaker 01 Yeah.
34:22 Speaker 03 It's where it all comes out, the hole, everything, everything you can imagine.
34:26 Speaker 01 Well, that's handy, isn't it? That's handy. It's just one.
34:28 Speaker 02 They've no genitals. They just align their two cloacas and then they just swap. Cheers, basically. Yeah, it's great. I know that because there was two pigeons riding on my windowsill. I know, I know all about the cloaca now.
34:41 Speaker 01 Are you looking at their cloacas?
34:43 Speaker 02 They've left now. I think because I came back, I've, basically I took, I've moved back into my own apartment and they've left, which is sad. I was actually enjoying the company, to be honest.
34:52 Speaker 01 I'd say they heard you bitching about them on the pod and thought, you know what? Fuck her.
34:56 Speaker 02 Who was this? Yeah, maybe. I'd one eye on them, one eye on Marge at first sight, and then they left, so.
35:03 Speaker 01 I had two parties.
35:05 Speaker 02 Oh my god!
35:06 Speaker 01 Listen, I had to organise two parties on Saturday too, because Neil, my stepdad, basically wanted to throw my mom a party, but her party's not till, her birthday's not till May and none of us were there. So we had to throw a surprise party for her then on a Saturday night and we all went out for dinner. And that's what we did. And then Neil told us, he basically, he got quite animated and he told us. I was about to tell him a story, or maybe it was Amber, because Amber was drunk. And he's like, there's nothing more boring than hearing what your kids tell you about when they were younger. It's tedious.
35:43 Speaker 02 He was saying about Sandra?
35:46 Speaker 01 About us, because we kept like, remember this, remember this? He was like, this is tedious conversation.
35:53 Speaker 02 He's not wrong.
35:55 Speaker 03 Fuck around now, is he?
35:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, he's not, he's not wrong. He's brutal.
36:03 Speaker 02 Are we gonna talk about the new weirdest couple on the planet?
36:06 Speaker 01 Honestly, you know when your mouth drops open? My mouth, I was aghast. The couple, the newest couple on the block that we're talking about, which is quite a strange match, no one saw it coming, is Liz Hurley and Billy Ray Cyrus.
36:22 Speaker 02 They've gone insta-official, Jo.
36:24 Speaker 01 No.
36:25 Speaker 02 When two worlds collide badly.
36:29 Speaker 01 I mean, there's something strange about him, though. I don't know, I think I'm just saying that because Miley Cyrus is a strange from him, but there's something...
36:38 Speaker 02 Off.
36:39 Speaker 01 There's something off.
36:41 Speaker 02 Is this a real relationship? Or is this like some sort of promo collab? Like when they tried to suggest that Harry Styles is going out with Taylor Swift and it was very clear they had the sexual chemistry of a wheelie bin? Is this the same thing? Is this a PR stunt? How is this real? How did they even meet? Forgive my judgment, but it did make me think the royalties of Achy Breaky Heart must be next level.
37:07 Speaker 01 Oh god, yeah.
37:08 Speaker 02 Chef's kiss. Because Liz isn't fucking around with the Povos, let's be real. We know, Liz.
37:15 Speaker 01 I think Liz has a few Bob herself, though. But I don't think she has as much Bob as Billy Bob. I think she's got unusual taste in men, but much like myself. I mean, you wouldn't know who my type would be. Honestly, I have so many different types.
37:28 Speaker 02 Well, yeah. You're not fucking around with the Povos either, let's be real.
37:38 Speaker 02 Let's call a spade a spade here.
37:45 Speaker 01 I have to tell you now, not all my partners have been, had, had much money.
37:50 Speaker 02 Well, my, very much my next partner, lover, whatever we're calling it, is I've decided to go celebrity.
38:00 Speaker 01 Oh.
38:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my next, I don't know who yet, I don't know, I don't know who I'm gonna try and take down, but it's gonna be, I've never dated a celebrity.
38:11 Speaker 01 It's gonna be a comedian, I know it's gonna be a comedian, because that's who you spend your time with. You're gonna end up dating a comedian and...
38:19 Speaker 02 That's never really worked out for me in the past, but...
38:22 Speaker 01 Yeah, so that's why it's gonna happen again.
38:25 Speaker 01 Repeat that mistake.
38:27 Speaker 02 You're dead right folk, you know me so well. Not a single lesson learnt, nor will there ever be.
38:33 Speaker 01 Ever. Liz Hurley goes for like, remember she was going out with that cricketer who passed away recently?
38:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, Sean.
38:40 Speaker 01 Shane, Shane Warren. It was just such an odd coupling. She went out with Hugh Grant for ages. Supposedly they're still really good friends.
38:47 Speaker 02 She was, I think she was married to Hugh Grant.
38:50 Speaker 01 No, she went out, but she did go out with him for like 13 years.
38:53 Speaker 02 You know the way they say, you know, the way if something, you have a scandal and they go, oh, don't worry about it. Like today's news is tomorrow's chip paper or whatever.
39:01 Speaker 01 Yeah.
39:01 Speaker 02 That is so factually incorrect because when I was reading about this very strange collab between Liz Hurley and Mr Cyrus.
39:11 Speaker 01 Billy Ray Cyrus.
39:13 Speaker 02 The article always, all the articles, they reference, they reference her previous partners and they reference Hugh Grant. And they reference the fact that in 1994, he was caught having sex with a prostitute called Divine Brown. Every single time. Like these stories, the internet never forgets. Stories never die. It's so long ago and he's kind of Hugh Grant, no one cares anymore. But still, I'd say Hugh was like, oh my God. How have I been dragged into this again? And to say Divine Brown is like, stop dragging me into this.
39:50 Speaker 01 I think he actually was really quite funny about that story recently because it does keep coming up. But I reckon if you have a big scandal, unless you replace it with another big scandal, that's the big scandal that they'll go back to.
40:03 Speaker 02 They'll just, it's, it's like, it's just part of your credits now. It's like Hugh Grant, actor, Divine Brown. And you know, and Hugh Grant gets away with it because Hugh Grant, he never pretended to be anything else, really. He had the rep, he did kind of play the kind of humble English love interest. But personally, he was always a bit like, I don't care, whatever. Which means, you know, he kind of gets away with it like that.
40:26 Speaker 01 That's kind of made me feel better because anything anyone ever says to me is the plane seat stuff. When anyone's trying to abuse me with a comment, it's just like, and it's like, you obviously just haven't, so that I just have to deal with it. Oh, is she going to pay for her own seat now? It's like, oh my God, honestly, there's no, oh, that. And to get the wart off my face, that's what I'll always have to live with.
40:48 Speaker 02 The only, the way that you can erase this plane story, story is next time you're flying to Dublin, sit on the wing of a Ryanair flight. Don't even sit in the plane, just sit on the wing. Be like, I don't deserve to be inside. I don't deserve it.
41:04 Speaker 01 No, do you know what you want? It will start off with the story about me sitting on the wing and then it will go back into the story.
41:12 Speaker 02 She kicked a child. Yeah, there was a small child trying to sit on the wing and Vogue Williams kicked the child off. Listen, as an ex-publicist, that's what I recommend you do. Hang off the wing of a plane. And when they offer you to come inside, say, no, no, no, no, no. I don't, I don't want to take a seat from anyone else. I'm happy to just sit on the wing.
41:29 Speaker 01 I don't want to take up any space. Thank you very much for even allowing me near the plane.
41:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, please drive slowly.
41:42 Speaker 02 Well, I do have some good upper arm strength. I'm not sure how this is gonna go.
41:46 Speaker 01 I think I'd rather they went fast. I'd like it to be as short a flight as possible.
42:01 Speaker 01 I can't stop singing that Lady Gaga song. Oh God, no, it's gone. Actually, don't remind me of it. Jesus, thank God. I've been singing that since yesterday. Oh no, it's back. And I only know one word. Abracadabra. That's all I, I'm like, Abracadabra. And then it stops. And then a second later, Abracadabra. Cause that's all I know.
42:20 Speaker 01 Did you see that everyone was at Coachella again this weekend?
42:23 Speaker 02 Again?
42:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, they do one weekend and then another weekend. And then everyone's saying that Justin Bieber has like gone completely off the rails because he was getting high, smoking pot at Coachella. Pot? What's it called? Weed. Smoking weed at Coachella. And I just thought to myself, he's the only one doing Coachella the way you're supposed to do Coachella. Everyone else is just going around getting dressed up for pictures and going home and probably not even looking at music. Justin Bieber is there getting high, drinking, having fun and being at Coachella.
42:49 Speaker 02 I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna say this. I think the lower the pants, the worse the mental health. And his jeans are around his ankles. And I have to say, it's alarming. I think there's something wrong there.
43:02 Speaker 01 He's all, and I will, can I just say that he's always had the trousers down around, and I think it's actually because he suffers from no arse syndrome. So he doesn't even have one bit of arse to hold up those trousers. Have you ever seen his?
43:18 Speaker 02 Do you think that's what it is?
43:18 Speaker 01 Not one, not, there's not one difference between his back and his arse. It just goes straight down. So I think the trousers just keep falling down.
43:27 Speaker 02 Maybe that's what it is. It's logistics rather than style. Which that I could understand more, to be honest.
43:33 Speaker 01 No arsalite, no arse syndrome.
43:35 Speaker 02 Like cellulitis, but arson. Arsal, arsal, arsalakis.
43:40 Speaker 01 I used to suffer from it myself, quite badly, actually, until I started doing some squats. It was pretty bad, honestly.
43:47 Speaker 02 I still suffer, I still suffer. I really need to get back on my fitness game. I've really let, I've really let that slide. I need to get back on that. Did you see your one Lollie Young, who I really like?
43:56 Speaker 01 Oh, no, I know, of course.
43:59 Speaker 02 She's the, she's the Messi singer and God love her. She was, she was doing, she was singing a coacella, as she should be.
44:05 Speaker 01 I thought you were going to say she was doing coke. I was like, Joanne, don't throw her under the bus.
44:11 Speaker 02 I mean, I don't fucking know what she does in her spare time, but she was, it was her debut, debut performance and she was very nervous and it was really hot. And did you see the video, Jo? She's, she's like, she's gagging, like she's keep trying to, like she's, she's not trying to get sick, she's trying to not get sick.
44:30 Speaker 01 Yeah.
44:32 Speaker 02 And it's, she weathered a nerve induced stomach illness throughout her set and she joked about the experience in a video shared to Instagram afterwards, which is always the way to do it. Take the power out of it, take the piss out of yourself. But yeah, God love her, first set, a coacella. And she's, I won't make the vomiting noises, but God, and she was trying to twerk her way through it and she was asking for water and everything.
44:53 Speaker 01 I, but you know, it's the one thing, you know, when someone vomits or you catch the smell of vomit or you watch them trying to vomit.
45:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:01 Speaker 01 It makes you think you're going to vomit as well. So when I was watching it, I was like, huh, huh. And I can't imagine being in the audience. I wouldn't be able to stay for that.
45:09 Speaker 02 She was asking for a bucket and everything, like, God love her.
45:13 Speaker 01 She went and vomited backstage. They got her a bucket and you could hear her having a little vom backstage.
45:17 Speaker 02 Oh. It was like, I remember when I first did my first arena show and it wasn't my gig, obviously, it was years ago, it was, um, it was John Bishop had a charity gig and, um, like that, I was so nervous and my hands were shaking and I had to take a Valium and half a bottle of Pinot, which now I just do for fun, but back then.
45:38 Speaker 01 Fight, I'd have to be dragged out of the three arena.
45:45 Speaker 02 A Valium. I sailed on, I was grand and I was, I was sharing dressing with Deirdre O'Kane and she was like, "Love, are you, will you be alright?" And I was like, "I'll be never better, Deirdre, I'll be never better."
45:58 Speaker 01 People don't understand what this woman can withstand. I would take a Valium and I would be, the last time I took them was at Electric Frick, years and years ago, 17 hours I slept, face down.
46:08 Speaker 02 Seventeen hours.
46:09 Speaker 01 Never to take one again, no way.
46:12 Speaker 02 Sometimes when the nerves get you, they just get you.
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46:32 Speaker 02 Sending love and light.
46:34 Speaker 01 Positive vibes, namaste.
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