Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me Ozempic, The Brits & The Trolley About this episode Do you share Joanne's joy at 'the trolley' being wheeled down the aisle of a train or plane? Perhaps you are as angry as she is if there isn't one. Vogue isn't too bothered, but she is very concerned about having to sit next to a dead person. Fair enough. Plus, the MTGM take on Ozempic and have you written a will yet?
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1:02 Speaker 01 This is a Global Player original podcast.
1:15 Speaker 02 Hello and welcome to My Therapist Ghost. It's me, Vogue Williams and
1:19 Speaker 03 Joanne McNally.
1:26 Speaker 02 Before we came on, Joanne, I was talking about hair. And I was just told this very morning about a treatment because I was pulling my hair back and I was like, what? I don't know if it's when you age or whatever. It doesn't really happen. It happened for some women, but I've noticed like that I feel like I've got like less hair on the side of my head. And then you said it about a part of your head. There's, there's some treatment, right? That you go in and they basically like roller your head with, with the microneedling. And then they put stuff serum in it for your hair. And then they put, they roller it again. And then they put red light therapy over your head and it really promotes hair growth and I'm going to try it.
2:04 Speaker 03 Yeah, so my hair, my, remember my slag strips, which were basically just bleached straight onto the scalp? And my front bits of my hair have, have still yet to recover from the abuse I put them through. And as someone who has always had a good head of hair, I'm finding it very What did I say, difficult to witness this thinning at the front. And I just, I don't want to accept it. So I'm wondering, what can I do? Because now that I'm darker as well, you can see the scalp more. I mean, look, it's very much first world hair problems, but still.
2:40 Speaker 02 My makeup artist, my makeup artist this morning showed me before and after of her hair. And it was a massive difference. And she said, if you have those, you know, those red, like, like that shark mask you have it on, I have the, what's my own current body. If you just put that on your head, supposedly the red light promotes hair growth.
2:57 Speaker 03 Really?
2:58 Speaker 02 No wonder I've got a beard. I've always got that mask on.
3:03 Speaker 02 Well, so that's what she said to me. She said, it will help promote the hair growth if you just do that. So I'm going to do it like, I just need it in front.
3:10 Speaker 03 Apparently having kids tins your hair as well.
3:12 Speaker 02 Well, worse still, when you're, when you're pregnant, your hair is like, you've so much hair and you look amazing. And you're like, where did this full head of hair come? And then the kid comes and then it all starts coming out. So I think that that's what happened to the front of my hair.
3:26 Speaker 03 And you had a huge set of boots there, Frank. So pregnancy really suited you.
3:29 Speaker 02 I'm going to try and find my pregnancy boobs and I'll send them to you because when the milk comes in, they were like these massive, like very painful, hard rocks, but huge.
3:41 Speaker 03 Yeah, huge. They were, even I was like, wow, you, you're really putting on that busty display.
3:47 Speaker 02 I was putting on the busty display nonstop. I'll tell you.
3:49 Speaker 03 There was, there was, there was bust. Hmm. Jo, aren't you lucky that you've no hair loss, even though you've had two children? Because you didn't physically have to go through it.
3:59 Speaker 04 Yeah, hair is quite dark. So I feel like it can't be very far away from a bit of graying. I don't think it's happening yet.
4:05 Speaker 02 It's not one gray hair at all.
4:07 Speaker 04 But I'd quite like it if it did that sort of line. You know, guys can get that line of gray in.
4:12 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, yeah.
4:13 Speaker 04 That'd be all right.
4:14 Speaker 03 You'd, you'd be, you'd rock it, Jo. I think, I think I'm, I'm ready for, I think you'll rock us.
4:20 Speaker 02 I enjoy a silver haired fox. Remember Anthony Bourdain? Bourdain? Oh, what a babe. And that director who passed away recently. Gorgeous, with a full head of grey hair. Yeah, I'm really into the grey hair.
4:34 Speaker 03 Not on me, though. I'm, I, I, if, I'm surprised there isn't like a tablet you can, I'm sure Ozempic seems to be able to do everything. I'm sure Ozempic will eventually be proven to turn your hair back blonde or something like that.
4:44 Speaker 02 Well, well, actually Ozempic has been proven to, because people are eating so much less when they're on Ozempic. It's, it's causing people's hair to fall out.
4:54 Speaker 03 What?
4:55 Speaker 02 Yes.
4:56 Speaker 04 Not a medical podcast.
4:58 Speaker 03 Not a medical podcast. Oh, but you know what as well? And like, we're not really qualified to talk about Ozempic, but that's not going to stop us. Apparently, because it's, because the junk food industry are panicking because people, like those people who were overeating that stuff, who were probably taking the pen if they cannot get access to the pen and all that stuff. They're, it's already eating into their profits and they're trying to figure out another way to.
5:20 Speaker 02 I know, it's, it's, sorry, it's same with the alcohol industry. Alcohol sales are declining rapidly.
5:25 Speaker 03 Why? I've only been out of London for three days.
5:29 Speaker 02 Well, I'm surprised they haven't had, held an awards ceremony for you for single handedly propping them up.
5:34 Speaker 03 I know.
5:35 Speaker 02 Certainly, yeah. That's declining as well, but like.
5:39 Speaker 03 Hold on, because of Ozempic?
5:40 Speaker 02 No, just like the thing, like, like the junk food is declining and then another thing that's bad for you, alcohol declining. Because people are just wanting to live healthier lifestyles. But Ozempic is bad for your hair because your body's not getting the nutrients it needs because it's basically, like, I know, I have to say, I know a lot of people on Ozempic, a lot, a lot. And what I know of it is that like, they can eat like a third of their meal and then they're stuffed.
6:08 Speaker 03 I do think it's doing great things, though, I have to say, for the people who need it. I do. And also.
6:12 Speaker 04 Or not. For balance, maybe it's not.
6:14 Speaker 03 Or, or not. But there, it is, I was, I was reading this thing about it the other day and it, it's going to change society. Because they're saying it's already showing to have positive effects on dementia.
6:27 Speaker 02 So does, so does Asana, though.
6:28 Speaker 03 I don't like getting wet. I don't like getting wet. I'd rather just stab myself.
6:34 Speaker 03 Do you know what I mean? And if they bring, and they're saying it could have really positive effects on alcohol.
6:41 Speaker 02 I think people are gonna, it's like vapes. It's like vapes, there's gonna be, there's not enough research really into people. Cause some people are really abusing it though. Like, I know people that don't eat sometimes for three days because they literally are not hungry. Like, that's not good for your body.
6:57 Speaker 03 Hmm, yeah, fair enough. I think it's doing great things. And I think they're like, it's, it's, it's science and I'm, I love science.
7:06 Speaker 02 It's doing great things for some people and then it's not great for other people, I think.
7:09 Speaker 04 Good balance, that's nice.
7:10 Speaker 03 Look at us. Oh god, we really, it's very clear we're having a fucking clue what we're talking about.
7:16 Speaker 02 No, and I'm always saying.
7:18 Speaker 03 Sometimes it's good and then sometimes it's not good. Okay, next.
7:22 Speaker 02 Well, I'm always careful about what we say about things like that because like we're, we're, we're very open in what we like put into our own bodies. And I like, I wouldn't say that we are particularly, we're not health gurus, do you know what I mean? Again, I know, but I was watching the Kardashians and they were with your man, Brian Johnson. And he, and they were sitting down, yeah, they were sitting down for dinner with him. And he basically, they were like, so did you ever have like the odd blowout? And he goes, I never put a calorie into my body that doesn't do something for my body. And I just thought, God, that's so depressing.
7:53 Speaker 03 Yeah, I would think that, I would kind of assume that's a mental illness. To, to, to anything, to be that overly consumed with a lifestyle like that. I mean, it's probably a bit rich for me to go on to say, I mean, he's just being, trying to be healthy. It's probably a bit cruel of me to just, to dismiss it as a mental illness. But I just mean, it's not, it's not how I would choose to live my, it's not how I would choose to live my life.
8:17 Speaker 02 No, and I can't, I think that you're kind of right. It's cause it's obsessive, he's obsessive about it. Like, imagine considering like, oh, I can't have that mushroom because like I've already, I've already had three Brussels sprouts.
8:27 Speaker 03 Is that what he's like?
8:28 Speaker 02 Every single, when he was on with the Kardashians and they were eating, he was like, and they were like, oh, is the meal gonna be nice? And he was like, no, probably not, because it's just like what my body needs at this time of day. And it doesn't have any salt, it doesn't have any this. And I'm like, oh, like I just.
8:44 Speaker 03 This man needs to stop. I'm telling you now, something, if, I don't believe in the universe, but if I did, this, this, to me, it feels like this lad's gonna get hit by a bus. Do you know what I mean? All this work and all this restriction and he could literally, a grand piano could fall out of a roof of a, of a roof of a building and knock this lad into an early grave and then what?
9:10 Speaker 02 Joanne McNally, I think you've rubbed off me because I'm not bringing up booze again, but I had a few drinks on Saturday and I started catastrophising on Sunday and I was like, Vogue, you could walk out there and be dead in two minutes. You enjoy what you did last Saturday.
9:24 Speaker 03 Yes, exactly. Yes, exactly. It's like when I, I stressed about something, I, I bought something recently that was quite expensive and then I was kind of freaking out about what I'd spent because I'm obviously trying to buy a house and all this stuff. And Vogue said, with, with great wisdom, she said, you can't take it with you, Joanne, you can't take it with you. And I said, you're dead right. You're dead right.
9:44 Speaker 02 Theodore said to me the other day, will you leave me your money when you die? And I was like, oh my God, it's a bit early for that six-year-old Theodore.
9:53 Speaker 03 God, he's really moved on from, like, do you know, he's got, he's just figured out you're going to die. He grieved that for about 20 minutes and now he's straight into the inheritance. Fair page one.
10:03 Speaker 02 My brother was really about it because my parents, they have a, what's that called? An executor of, of their wills. And like, we're talking about, like, obviously things are gonna have to get split up and everything. But like, my, one of my brothers was very into it. I'm like, Frederick, they are not in any way close to death. Please, God, let them live.
10:24 Speaker 03 It causes all sorts of problems. I know families who don't speak anymore. I know other families who are taking the will to court because the parent left all the money to one member of the family and the siblings are taking him to court. Like, it's, it can, it's, it can be chaotic and messy. That's why you need to be very clear in your, do you have a will, Vogue?
10:44 Speaker 02 Not yet, touch wood. I will, I will, I will get one. I will, will, will.
10:48 Speaker 03 Jo, do you have a will?
10:50 Speaker 04 I don't own anything, so, um, there's-
10:53 Speaker 03 You've kids though and stuff now?
10:55 Speaker 04 Yeah, but there's, I've got a pair of trainers and a guitar, so, you know, one of them can have the shoes and then one can-
11:01 Speaker 03 Fine, yeah, fair enough. Well, you've said it here and now, so-
11:05 Speaker 04 Yeah, consider this my will.
11:07 Speaker 03 Yeah, if the grand piano comes for you instead of Brian, we'll have it on record that the shoes and the guitar gets a bit between the two kids. Fair enough.
11:15 Speaker 02 I am gonna get one. I actually just recently had to say who I would give my pension to, because I do, I put money into a pension fund. And then I saw, they were like, oh, just, Neil, my stepdad, was like, just give it to Spencer. And I was like, no, no. And I was like, I'll give it to the kids.
11:30 Speaker 03 You're not giving your husband your pension?
11:32 Speaker 02 No, I give it to the kids.
11:34 Speaker 03 Fair enough.
11:34 Speaker 02 Don't look, he can make his own money. They get everything. I've said it here on the podcast now, right? They get my house.
11:41 Speaker 03 It's so funny that you're trying to teach Spencer a lesson by not giving up your pension. You're like, no, no, no. It's usually the way, it's usually when people are like, they're not gonna give their kids the money, because they're like, no, no, no, you need to learn to work for yourself and make your own money. But this lesson has been taught to, what, is he nearly 40 at this stage?
11:59 Speaker 02 No, he's only 36. He's only 30, he's only 36, a spring chicken, little baby. He's gonna run himself into an early grave at this rate. So I saw him out sprinting again around some track in London.
12:08 Speaker 03 Yeah. Who's he raising awareness for now?
12:11 Speaker 02 He's not raising awareness for Vogue at home, picking up the slack.
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13:49 Speaker 02 I saw your new boots.
13:52 Speaker 03 Disgusting. I don't know what that was made of.
13:54 Speaker 02 Were you wearing them around or did you send them back?
13:56 Speaker 03 It's too late to send them back. I had them sent to my mom. They're out of date. Like they're, I don't know what's up. Did I think I was buying a costume? You'd want to see these boots.
14:02 Speaker 02 The dress was an astronaut for Christmas, for Halloween, or for Christmas, whichever you draw. They're actually.
14:09 Speaker 02 Where are you, by the way? And what is that place?
14:11 Speaker 03 I'm in Galway. I'm in the Dean Hotel in Galway. Coming to you live.
14:15 Speaker 02 They have a dean in Galway as well?
14:17 Speaker 03 They do, indeed. They do, indeed. I'm here for the gym.
14:21 Speaker 03 The great gym.
14:22 Speaker 02 Great food. They have great food in the dean.
14:25 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, it's a nice hotel. I'm in Galway doing some work in progress shows ahead of Penophile, starting in about a month's time. So that's interesting.
14:34 Speaker 02 Are you excited or nervous?
14:35 Speaker 03 I'm excited. I'm excited. The work in progress, the process is one work in progress. You're like, oh, my God, I've got a show. This is great. And then the next work in progress, you're like, oh, my God, suspend me from the nearest bridge. So that's just kind of the creative process. There's highs and lows, highs and lows. So, yeah. And the room that I'm doing, I'm just doing a really small room in the town hall. I'm just doing the studio in the town hall. It's like a 100 seater, maybe. And, um, but it's a, it's a very cold room. Like it's not a warm room. So I'm just going, it's just me going on at seven o'clock. So I'm in a bit of a suspend myself from the bridge mood today, but that's okay. That's okay. That's okay. It's a creative process. It's a creative process. And I would like to thank Galway for its honesty.
15:17 Speaker 03 I'm actually only taking the piss. It's actually going quite well. Now, last night, I forgot to press record on my phone. So I didn't know how long I'd done. And I did, I did an hour and 20 minutes and I can only apologize to those poor women sat there because they can't get out. They have, the way the room is set up, they have to walk past me and they're too polite to do that. So I'm just so sorry because there, there's no excuse for doing an hour and 20. There's just no excuse. People have babysitters, lives, kids. And like I said about me and you, Vogue, I'm not that interesting either on my own. So I can only apologize for doing an hour and 20 minutes. Honestly, if I was them, I would have been fuming with me, fuming.
15:53 Speaker 02 I don't think I would have been fuming, but I think it's only because you put that in my head ages ago, that an hour is like the perfect showtime. And actually, I agree with you.
16:01 Speaker 03 Hour 10. Unless it's, unless it's, experimenting on them for an hour and 20 is, it's unsound.
16:09 Speaker 02 We used to try, we used to try and hit an hour and 15 and ghost it. And remember sometimes it'd be like an hour and 40, it'd be like, oh gosh, that's not great.
16:16 Speaker 03 And the reason I really copped it was when I was doing prosecco, I would some, I remember there was times I was going into an hour. And one time I did, one time I did an hour and 30. Like, how rude, right? How self-indulgent. I didn't real, I just didn't realize. I really didn't realize. And like, I, no, I don't, it doesn't matter who you are. It doesn't matter how good you are. It doesn't matter who you are, sitting in an audience for that length of time. And I noticed it when I went back into being an audience member and looking at other shows. And no matter how good they were, no matter how funny, how interesting, how good the show was, 50 minutes in, I'm like, all right, come on, where's this, like, where's this going?
16:54 Speaker 02 So Peter Kay was like, I think two hours 20 with a 20 minute break.
16:58 Speaker 03 Well, at least he put a break in.
17:00 Speaker 02 He put the break in, but he also did stuff like where he does like audio, a lot of audience interaction where we're singing along to theme tunes and stuff like that.
17:07 Speaker 03 That's fun.
17:08 Speaker 02 And I was a bit pissed, so I didn't really notice, but.
17:11 Speaker 03 If you're charging, like, he would be charging proper cash for those tickets. And I think if you're charging, if you're going Oasis level of expense on tickets, you have, you can't be in and out within an hour. So you do, I think doing two sections is a good idea then, because then you're kind of breaking it up, but you are giving them a lot. So, yeah. Anyway, apologies to Goli.
17:32 Speaker 02 But, but we love you Galway. Oasis said they're only doing an hour. Did you hear that Joe?
17:37 Speaker 04 Liam's on the wind up.
17:38 Speaker 02 Get lost Liam, if you're like.
17:40 Speaker 03 I heard they haven't, and how I've heard this, oh, I think it was in the Daily Mail, I heard they haven't started rehearsals yet. And as someone who is, who kind of does shows as a job, I was like, no rehearsals yet? It's starting in July.
17:54 Speaker 02 Stop, don't make me, I had to pay for tickets for my siblings by accident. Sam it.
18:00 Speaker 03 They're not even in rehearsals yet. Now, I guess they know the songs. I guess they're just like, aye. But it definitely feels to me, these lads are banging this out. This is a bang out.
18:09 Speaker 02 They are gonna make, like, I'd love to know what they're gonna make off the tour. Millions. They must be making five million each or something.
18:15 Speaker 03 Sounds like they're ringing this one in.
18:15 Speaker 04 They reckon it's a hundred million.
18:17 Speaker 02 Shut up, they're gonna make a hundred million?
18:21 Speaker 03 And not, someone's frantically tapping away there, is it Joe?
18:25 Speaker 02 It's Joe, tappa, tappa, tappa.
18:25 Speaker 04 Fifty million each, they reckon.
18:27 Speaker 02 Wow. Do you ever see though boxers? I mean, Tyson Fury, here's a hundred and fifty million to go and box. I'd let anyone punch the head off me for that.
18:35 Speaker 03 Ah, hundred percent.
18:38 Speaker 02 Line me up now.
18:39 Speaker 03 Yeah.
18:41 Speaker 02 What are we doing with ourselves? We're pathetic.
18:44 Speaker 03 This is pathetic. But also now, I mean, I don't mean to bring in the revenue, but I assume they all have to pay. I mean, if they get fifty million, Joe, they're gonna have to pay twenty five million in tax, aren't they?
18:52 Speaker 04 Oh, yeah.
18:53 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:54 Speaker 04 Good bit of tax revenue.
18:55 Speaker 02 I mean, I'm sorry, I'll be happy.
18:57 Speaker 04 It's only twenty five.
18:58 Speaker 02 They'd have me to pay twenty five million in tax if I was making twenty five million.
19:02 Speaker 03 It's only twenty five million. No wonder they haven't started rehearsals. I wouldn't bother.
19:07 Speaker 03 Once the tax comes out, I wouldn't bother. I'd bother my arse staying. What's the point of working? They just take it all off you anyway.
19:14 Speaker 02 I actually had the nicest job in the world last week. I'm working with a brand and they were just so nice. They had all these, I was doing a shoot and they had all these snacks downstairs from what they heard that I liked on the podcast and everything. And it was in one of those, that's when I was texting you, remember? I was texting Joanne all these pictures of these houses on this road in Clapham. I've never, this, these people's house, we rented out their house. Oh my God. I'm moving to Clapham.
19:40 Speaker 03 Clapham's bougie. It's not, yeah, no, it is. There's gorgeous houses there, huge big terraced houses and all I know, yeah, but it's very expensive in Clapham.
19:47 Speaker 02 I know, but they'd like, but you know what, it's very expensive everywhere in London. But I just think clap them. You've got the park, you've got the tube. I'm gonna go house hunting and clap them. I haven't sold my house yet, but it'll happen.
20:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, well, we'll be neighbours then.
20:02 Speaker 02 Can't bloody wait. I'll be on babysit duty.
20:05 Speaker 03 Do you want to say what the job was or was it just about the snacks?
20:07 Speaker 02 It was just about the snacks and stuff, just a little bit about my week.
20:12 Speaker 02 It was, but it was one of those jobs where you're like, this is the greatest job of all time. And then I went upstairs and I was like, I went upstairs because they were like, oh, can you come up for a minute? And I was like, oh God, something, something's gone wrong because this has just been too nice of a day. And I went upstairs and they gave me flowers, flowers. It was vital proteins, by the way.
20:30 Speaker 03 Protein is huge right now.
20:32 Speaker 02 This is collagen protein.
20:34 Speaker 03 It is the new protein. Protein is the new avocado, in my humble opinion. There is all, it's the talk of the town. I don't know how to, the amount of protein I'm supposed to be taking in for a woman of my age. I'm gonna have to get up in the middle of the night and just start eating raw chicken breasts. I'm supposed to be on something like 60 million grams a day. Like, where do we get the time? Jo, how much protein are you eating a day? Do you even know what it is? I have no idea what it is.
20:54 Speaker 04 It's vaguely meat, isn't it?
20:56 Speaker 02 No, you can get protein yogurts and everything now. It's in everything. But this one has collagen in it as well for your skin.
21:02 Speaker 03 Did I tell you about the time I came home and one of my family members, who I won't rat out which one, had, how do I say this diplomatically, put on a couple of pounds, right? And it was kind of noticeable and they weren't, they weren't that, they weren't that happy about it. And I was like, well, what are you, and she, I said, she, sorry, it was obviously my mother.
21:26 Speaker 03 I have a pretty small family, so I don't think, I'm doing my best here to respect your privacy, but it was pat. So anyway, she goes, I don't know what I'm doing wrong. She said, oh, all I'm doing is eating those protein bars. And I was like, what protein bars? So she was horsing these protein bars, thinking that she was basically eating aubergines. I was like, Mum, they're still, like, I know protein is the buzzword, but they are, there's just still a chance. They are just a chocolate bar at the end of the day. Just because they put protein on the front. She thought she was getting away with it. I was like, no, no, no, no. You're basically on five more as far as a day.
22:02 Speaker 02 There's, there's some things that will get you though, that you don't even realise. Amber was eating yogurts. Every day she was having one of these yogurts. I was like, get a taste of that yogurt. Cause she was obsessed with these yogurts. And I took one bite and I was like, hang on a second. That is way too nice. And it was over 400 calories for a yogurt. I was like, Amber.
22:22 Speaker 03 It's one of those delicious creamy ones. I know them. They're gorgeous. Yeah.
22:27 Speaker 02 Stunning. You're like, this is healthy. No, it's not.
22:30 Speaker 03 It's got protein in it though. It's protein. It's a chipper.
22:35 Speaker 02 There's these yogurts that do have protein that are good for you. What are they called? Arla? And they're like a yop. You can get a yop version with protein.
22:42 Speaker 03 But they all, every, all of them have, cause it's the buzzword. It was like when, it was like when gluten fell out of favour and everyone tried to cancel gluten. And so all these products that never had gluten in them in the first place were like gluten free, gluten free. It's like, you never had gluten in you in the first place. Stop trying to get involved. They were trying to get involved. And then everyone was like, oh, that's, that's healthy now. Cause it's gluten free. It's like, it's a package. You know, it's crisps. She's like, I don't know how many bags of crisps I ate yesterday. I was on one. I just had a, I had a gorgeous day.
23:11 Speaker 02 But you're in Ireland.
23:12 Speaker 03 I really treated myself. Really treated myself. Really treated me.
23:17 Speaker 02 Was the tongue, was the tongue a bit sore after all the crisps? Do you ever get that when you eat so many crisps that your tongue actually hurts? From the flavour of the crisps?
23:24 Speaker 03 Not at all. Not sure. It was on the wine. I couldn't taste it. I don't think it didn't matter. Can I, I have a complaint and I love Ireland. I love Ireland. I'm an Irish person. My blood is green. Yes, I live in the UK. I have to go there for work. I also love the UK and anywhere else I'll be potentially gigging in the next three years. I also love you.
23:42 Speaker 02 Anywhere that will pay us, we also love you. Thank you.
23:45 Speaker 03 Anyone that pays me a salary or buys a ticket, I'm very much a fan of your land.
23:50 Speaker 02 Yeah.
23:51 Speaker 03 But the train experience, so I got the train from Dublin to Galway. Me and Garret got it together. We were going to do a bit of work. We were going to hang out, have a chat and a catch up.
24:02 Speaker 03 There is no trolley on the train anymore. The trolley is gone. Now, but the part of the crack of getting the train is to hear those wheels clacking up the aisle. I was only, we were halfway through the journey and the one was coming in checking the tickets. And I said, where is the trolley? She goes, there's no trolley on the train. I was devastated because say what you want about the UK, but my God, they do a great train experience. They do, it's like, Ireland.
24:26 Speaker 02 No, but you're selling your firstborn child for a ticket in the UK. It's so expensive.
24:32 Speaker 03 I would easily sell my firstborn child for three miniature gins on a train. The experience of it. I, the buzz of the trolley on the Ryan, the buzz of the trolley on flights. They can't drink on the trains anymore. It's like going to school. It's like going, it's like on a, it's like being on a school. I had more crack going to the planetarium at nine years of age than I had on that train. And do you know what as well? They were like, oh, I was three hours, not a single bit of food, not a single bit of wine. And they were like, we're stopping in Athlone, we're stopping in Port Arthur. And I said, we're not, we don't have time. I said, I don't have time for this.
25:05 Speaker 03 There's no trolley on the train. You can't keep me on this thing, stopping at all the towns along the way. We're not stopping.
25:11 Speaker 02 Is there no cafe?
25:12 Speaker 03 Nothing, there's nothing. Stryland, barren. It's like Lent.
25:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, but your ticket was probably 20 quid. Go to the shop before you get in the train, right? I'd rather that.
25:24 Speaker 03 I should have had an email from Erin Rodean saying, by the way, Joanne, just a flag. There are no refreshments on this train. I would say there's prison cars with better hospitality than those Erin Rodean.
25:36 Speaker 02 I'm sorry, I have to Google this, Joanne, because I think it's against the law. Like, I'm not just saying that. I think that they literally have to offer you refreshments on a certain journey. Jo, check that. I think she's missed the, I think, I think there's a cafe. There has to be.
25:51 Speaker 03 Vogue, I'm sorry, do you think that I would not have found the cafe? I nearly starved to death. I'd only eaten just as I got on the train and had to eat immediately when I got off.
26:01 Speaker 02 I only remember you from skipping around the trains in America. You were so happy.
26:07 Speaker 03 I love trains.
26:09 Speaker 02 With your little charcuterie little box you had.
26:14 Speaker 03 I love the train experience. I love ordering things and the little Kit Kat. I'm telling you, I was shocked. I'd say prison vans are better. I'd say the Scissor Sisters went into the dough because with a Kit Kat and a cup of tea in them. Honest to God, that they had gone from the court. There was nothing on those trains. It's a disgrace. I was saying, "Give me the trolley, I'll do it myself. I'll volunteer."
26:41 Speaker 02 I'll move away from the mic so that I'm not breathing like Darth Vader on everyone as well. There's Vogue. It's disgusting. Anyway.
26:53 Speaker 02 I'm very sorry, Joanne, you were on the wrong train because I'm seeing here it says Cork to Dublin. They have a full trolley service starting on the 15th of May. Dublin to Belfast also have food. I'm not seeing anything about Galway.
27:08 Speaker 04 Seasonal, apparently. Apparently it's seasonal.
27:11 Speaker 03 What? Thirst and hunger is not seasonal, Jo. The want to have a good time is not seasonal. There was a group of women there, it was one of their 40th birthdays, and I know that could swing a cowboy hat with 40 on it, and they were sitting there sober. And I was like, "That is the saddest thing I've seen today." If that was anywhere, any other country in the world, they'd be half-cut on miniature Prosecco, as is their right.
27:34 Speaker 02 I have to say, do you know what? You should have just gone to Cork and got a taxi to Galway.
27:38 Speaker 03 I should have.
27:39 Speaker 02 Because the Cork train offers a full catering experience.
27:43 Speaker 03 I should have, and I will in future. I can tell you now.
27:45 Speaker 02 That is quite shocking now, I have to say. That's surely against the law.
27:49 Speaker 03 Do you need a licence to drive a trolley? I'll do it. I'll do it. Do you know how much I respect the... Do you know the joy that that trolley brings to people? Do you know that I know, I watch the trolleys so much.
28:02 Speaker 02 That's shocking.
28:03 Speaker 03 On airplanes, I have decoded what I call the trolley-dolly lingo. And I know trolley-dolly is not a respectful term. I don't use it. It's cabin crew, but they do trolley-dolly lingo. So when they have two trolleys, one coming in from one end and the other coming in from the other, they have a code that they speak to each other in so that they can ask each other for things, to send them up.
28:21 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
28:22 Speaker 03 So when they point to their eye, they're looking for ice. When they hold up two products, the first product is the thing that they want and the second product is the colour of the thing that they want. So they hold up a little box of red Pringles, but they'll hold up a green can of Heineken. And now I know that one of them is looking for the other to bring up green Pringles. I watch it all. I've decoded it all. I'm telling you, if we go to World War III, I'm going to be hired by the FBI.
28:45 Speaker 02 You're bilingual.
28:46 Speaker 03 I'm bilingual. I'm the enigma or whatever that code.
28:49 Speaker 02 She's worked it out. That's all she needs to know.
28:55 Speaker 03 I'm there to the girls down there. She's looking for green Pringles and ice. I know it all. I watch it all.
29:02 Speaker 02 What about when they want to get the toasty? They always have to put a toasty on for somebody. They ask the people down the back all the time. They usually just point at the sandwich.
29:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, they point at the sandwich.
29:10 Speaker 02 Yeah, they do point at the sandwich.
29:11 Speaker 03 That's a more obvious one.
29:12 Speaker 02 I actually got, I was on a flight there the other day and I'd forgotten to buy my mini bars of dairy milk because I always buy them before I leave Ireland because it tastes different. It does. It tastes different. It does. And I forgot to, and she was very kind. She sold me six, even though I know they don't have a lot of them on board. So I was thrilled with my stuff.
29:29 Speaker 03 Oh, that's very sweet. So you basically, you.
29:33 Speaker 02 Fuck everyone else.
29:34 Speaker 03 I was going to say.
29:35 Speaker 02 I still have two left.
29:38 Speaker 03 You don't have the best reputation when it comes to flying publicly.
29:42 Speaker 02 That's never going to go away.
29:45 Speaker 03 Are you sure? Are you sure you want to go down the road of admitting that you basically bought them out of dairy milks? It's up to you. It's up to you.
29:52 Speaker 02 There was a shitload of Kit Kats left, right? If you wanted chocolate, there was still some available. There just wasn't many dairy milks at the top of the plane, is all.
30:00 Speaker 03 Well, yeah, well, if you want to starve to death, I recommend getting the train from Dublin to Galway.
30:07 Speaker 02 Or I actually would recommend maybe popping into the shop just before you hop on the train and grabbing yourself a few refreshments. Because do you what? They have a water filling station on the train for you there, Joanna. You'd love that little water from the train. Go into the toilet and fill your water up.
30:20 Speaker 03 At one point, Cora was like, Joanna, you have to stop talking about the trolley. Like it's a three hour journey. Like we've given it a good hour now. Like they're, we need to stick a pin in this and move on with our lives. I just was, I was just so disappointed. And you can't drink on the trains. It's illegal. I mean.
30:38 Speaker 02 What? Who said that?
30:39 Speaker 03 Ireland.
30:40 Speaker 02 No, that has not come in. No.
30:43 Speaker 03 Fuck. Sorry. Do you know who you're talking to? Do you think that I wouldn't have, Joe's tapping away there again now.
30:49 Speaker 02 I don't, I don't drink on trains, but like, I would like, my friends should be allowed to drink on trains. That's terrible.
30:55 Speaker 04 Alcohol's not permitted on any Irish rail service.
30:58 Speaker 03 Yep. There you go. Pathetic.
31:00 Speaker 02 Let's come on. Alcohol's also not permitted on the streets of Ireland. When have you ever adhered to that?
31:05 Speaker 03 And, and, and do you know what? The UK give, they're always taking the piss out of Irish for drinking. I've never seen as much street train drinking as I have in London. It is wild. And I love to see it. I love to see it. I'm like, yeah.
31:18 Speaker 02 It brings a real camaraderie to the train. It just does. Yeah.
31:23 Speaker 03 Imagine that, that fortieth party. Honestly, God, I just, it was so sad. So sad.
31:27 Speaker 02 Okay. Here's, here's your option. They privatise it and you're allowed to have booze and food and everything like that, but you're paying 400 quid a ticket to get to Galway. Or they don't privatise it and you're only paying 30 quid to get to Galway.
31:39 Speaker 03 I don't know what any of that means.
31:43 Speaker 03 What are you talking about?
31:44 Speaker 02 Uh, the, the trains are privatised in the UK. That's why they, they cost so much money. The government run the trains in Ireland and that's why there's no booze.
31:50 Speaker 03 Oh, well, I'm sorry now. Sorry, sorry.
31:56 Speaker 03 As someone, I am paying my taxes and I would like to see it go to something useful.
32:03 Speaker 02 Forget about the potholes. Get the trolleys back.
32:07 Speaker 03 The potholes are there anyway.
32:10 Speaker 03 The potholes are there anyway.
32:11 Speaker 02 Yeah. So the, the government don't wanna, don't wanna get the trolley in, but they'll spend 336,000 euro on a bike shelter. And I wouldn't say this lightly. I could definitely build that for four grand. I could personally build that for four grand.
32:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
32:28 Speaker 02 And you'd have a better ass crack. This is ab, exactly. This is ab, it's not even fully sheltered. I'd have mine fully sheltered within the four grand budget.
32:38 Speaker 03 I'm so glad I forgot about that story when I sat on the train starving today.
32:45 Speaker 03 Cause the government just don't want us to have a good time. That's literally, they're like, you're not having a good time.
32:50 Speaker 02 After the next tour.
32:52 Speaker 03 Well, hopefully I've made back the money that I've spent on ASOS. I will do the trolley myself. I will do that trolley myself to bring some joy onto those trains.
33:02 Speaker 02 Well, we appreciate that and we will hold you to it.
33:04 Speaker 03 I won't speak or anything. I won't make it about me. I'll just literally wheel it up and down and serve little minute and I'll try and bring drinking back onto the trains. That's all.
33:12 Speaker 02 You all heard it here first, Joanne.
33:15 Speaker 03 I know we usually stay out of politics on this podcast. We like to just be a bit of escapism. We don't get serious. But I will be politically activated to bring drinking back in the trains.
33:24 Speaker 02 I think that's shocking. Like when people are going to the races and stuff like that, what are they supposed to do? When people are going up, when people are going to cork for their, when they go to cork for a hen do, what are they supposed to do?
33:36 Speaker 04 It's not on.
33:37 Speaker 02 God.
33:38 Speaker 03 It's not on.
33:40 Speaker 02 I'm sorry, but like we're choosing not to drink and drive. You're meant to drive so we can drink.
33:45 Speaker 03 Exactly. I'll drive the trolley. That's what I'll do. It's something to work towards.
33:50 Speaker 02 Oh my God. We've just spent 35 minutes talking about the trolley. Let's move on. Come on. Other stuff happened in the week.
33:56 Speaker 03 And not as, that's, do you know what? It deserves, it deserves more time, but I am aware that it's not everyone's priority. So I'm happy to move on now.
34:04 Speaker 02 Oh, actually, I'd love to discuss a bit of travel with you now that we're on the travel topic. Did you see? It's my worst. Cause you know, I don't like dead bodies. I know you two don't mind them. Joanne may be possibly a bit of a fan of one. I don't like them. I discriminate against them.
34:22 Speaker 03 Yeah, you're not into dead people. She never has been. She never has been.
34:26 Speaker 02 I've tried. I've spent time with some of them. I don't want to.
34:29 Speaker 04 Very anti the dead.
34:30 Speaker 02 Anti dead.
34:32 Speaker 03 They're shit conversationalists. Let's be honest. They don't bring a lot to the table.
34:35 Speaker 02 They don't smell fantastic either. They don't.
34:37 Speaker 03 That's folk. I'm not going to get involved. You want to slag in the dead.
34:43 Speaker 02 A couple, a couple, I'm basically slagging everyone in the world because we're all going to end up there. Don't all start getting scared again.
34:50 Speaker 03 It's Brian Johnson apparently.
34:51 Speaker 02 Yeah. I'd rather be dead than have to live that life. A couple were forced to sit next to a dead body on a plane for four hours after a woman died mid-flight. They were coming from Australia to Qatar. Well, all I can say is thank God it was only four hours because that is not a short flight. They had to sit beside her body for four hours.
35:13 Speaker 03 Couple of questions.
35:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:15 Speaker 03 What, okay, I'm assuming this woman is not the first person to die on a plane.
35:19 Speaker 02 No.
35:20 Speaker 03 This makes sense to me because I was like, okay, let's unpack the options here. They could throw her in the overhead.
35:25 Speaker 02 I'll tell you, there's actually, there's, there's, there's things that they do. I looked into it. The overhead is not one of them because let's be honest, the overhead is always full. You're never going to get space in there.
35:35 Speaker 03 If I thought I could lie down in a Ryanair flight, I'd pretend to be dead if I thought they were going to put me in the overhead. That's a first class experience. Now, I would miss the trolley, so I'd, I'd have, I'd, I'd wait until the trolley went through and then I'd fake my own death to be laid out in the overhead. So I could relax and then I'd come back to life when we landed.
35:53 Speaker 02 So here we go. They say, once someone is confirmed dead, the body is covered with a blanket. Fair enough. Sometimes in full view of the passengers, well, obviously, like, what are they going to do? And then they're stored in a cramped galley or behind a curtain until the plane lands. In 2024, 20 people died on a plane, around 20 people. In 2018, a woman, oh, this was terrible, this story, oh, jeez.
36:16 Speaker 03 I actually think that's a really low amount of people. I mean, we're obviously not taking into consideration planes that crashed. So we're just talking about like individuals who die, yeah, yeah.
36:23 Speaker 02 There's just individuals that die midair. Well, in 2018, wait till you hear this story. It reminds me of the post office story in Ireland. So a woman attempted to board at the plane with her dead father in a wheelchair because, and she bought a boarding pass for him because she wanted to take him home to his own nation to claim his life insurance. So she's trying to drag her dead dad onto a plane, like a kind of a little.
36:48 Speaker 03 Fair play.
36:48 Speaker 02 A little bit makes sense, a little bit.
36:50 Speaker 03 Yeah, of course it does. Get that dollar.
36:52 Speaker 02 It's a bit disrespectful to the, a bit disrespectful.
36:54 Speaker 03 No, it's not. He would want her to have that money.
36:57 Speaker 02 If I die and you want to have my pension, I'll tell you what, you can drag my dead body wherever you need to, okay?
37:03 Speaker 03 And trust me, now that that's been confirmed, I absolutely will.
37:08 Speaker 03 She, they won't know, we've so much Botox anyway, they'll be like, oh, there's Vogue Williams.
37:14 Speaker 02 She looks exactly, she's still got that shocked look on her face.
37:20 Speaker 03 When the rigor mortis sets in, they'll be like, oh, she's gone too heavy on the fillers.
37:24 Speaker 02 John, I don't know what you're talking about. We've spoken about botox before, right? I just got my brows done. I've had.
37:31 Speaker 03 We don't agree with us. Just hate Grace.
37:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, that's what.
37:34 Speaker 03 But when I read about your one dying on the plane, I was like, they're not going to put her in the cockpit. The lads will be like, she can't come in here. We're driving.
37:42 Speaker 02 I wouldn't want her anywhere near me. I wouldn't even want her like stuck in the galley.
37:47 Speaker 03 I'd be like, oh, there's a spare dinner gown. Remember I was saying that I got, remember I asked for a second dinner on the plane back from Cape Town and the cabin, your woman was like, oh, and your second dinner, you little pig. Whereas if there was a dead woman on a plane, I'd know she's not going to want her dinner, so I'll have it.
38:03 Speaker 02 They probably, they could stuff her in a toilet.
38:05 Speaker 03 Stand up in the bathroom, yeah.
38:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, well, they could sit her down. She could stand up or sit down, whichever she'd prefer.
38:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, look, it's not, it's not the ideal flying experience, but people do die and people do fly. And, you know, she, if you fly and die, there has to be a system in place. I wouldn't, I wouldn't mind sitting beside a dead body. I really wouldn't.
38:24 Speaker 02 Oh, no, I'd really.
38:25 Speaker 03 I'd just chat away.
38:26 Speaker 02 I remember, I know I told you this before, but like.
38:30 Speaker 03 I'm like, hold on, hold on. Can you hear that? That's the trolley. I can't talk to you anymore now. I'm distracted.
38:36 Speaker 02 I'm so against dead bodies. Remember I told you that story? There was an Apache Pizza, which is the pizza shop in Ireland, and it was beside a funeral home. And I was like, I cannot have pizza from that place because the dead body fumes will go into the pizza place and onto my pizza.
38:51 Speaker 03 Probably the same oven.
39:04 Speaker 03 Do you know where the new up and coming place to go on holidays is, which I am going to go to this year?
39:08 Speaker 02 Albania.
39:09 Speaker 03 Yes. Did we talk about this?
39:11 Speaker 04 No, you accidentally text the group.
39:20 Speaker 02 Dead people on a cruise, if you die on a cruise, they have a morgue. But like the ship could be out for weeks and they just keep your body in this morgue until they go back to dock.
39:31 Speaker 03 Yeah, I mean, yeah, of course. Like, they're not going to turn the whole cruise around.
39:34 Speaker 02 No, I know. Well, two to 300 people die on cruises a year. So do you know what? Don't go on cruises. Well, now, when you think about it, a cruise is an older generation that enjoy a cruise.
39:46 Speaker 03 Mm hmm. And my friend Audrey, I've never understood it. She's a young woman who loves a cruise. I was like, Audrey, it just doesn't make any sense.
39:53 Speaker 02 Well, I saw this cruise ship on Telly and he was like, can we go? And I was like, yeah, we can go. It had a whole water park on the cruise ship.
40:02 Speaker 03 I haven't thought about cruises in a while, but Hacks, which I
40:05 Speaker 02 I love.
40:07 Speaker 03 Did you see the episode in season three where they went on the lesbian cruise? It was one of the funniest episodes of the whole series and they got kicked off for, when Deborah Vance, she gets booked to do this, she's told it's a gay cruise and she's like, oh, the gays love me. And then it turns out it's a lesbian cruise. She's like, lesbians hate me. But she's already on the ship. But then she's having a really good time and then she gets kind of cocky and then she fucks the gig because she ends up doing all these like, kind of old school, kind of like homophobic, like anti lesbian jokes because she thinks she's kind of in the mix now. And they end up, they kick her off the cruise. But Ava, she's a lesbian, so she's having a really good time on the cruise and they give her a pill. So they kick the two of them off and they're going back to shore in this little dinghy. And Ava starts coming up and she's like, I have to dance.
40:52 Speaker 03 It's one of the funniest episodes of the whole three series. It is so funny. Oh, God. Anyway, yeah, don't go on a cruise, you'll die. Is that the lesson?
41:02 Speaker 02 Yes. No, I really want to go on a cruise now. I think that we should go on a cruise.
41:06 Speaker 03 We should start a travel pod. All we do is talk about flying and drinking. It's all we talk about. It's actually the only topics we cover.
41:13 Speaker 02 If you, I saw Josie Gibson, she's on air, she's on This Morning, and I saw she has a TV show and it's called My Five Star Travel Experience. I have ne- I actually turned green when I saw it on telly. She's getting blown around the world. First class and staying in all these like, oh, this villa's 25 grand a night. And she's just staying there on her own for the TV show.
41:37 Speaker 03 Josie, you are a smart businesswoman for pitching that show. That's great. Can I, can I pitch my luxury new home as something? Is that like something I could pitch and then they just put me in a house and leave me there?
41:48 Speaker 02 I'd like to be a runner on, on Josie's show if possible. If there's any opening, surely I can pop myself on there.
41:59 Speaker 03 So I had a moment the other day, I was looking at the Brits and the Oscars. And I was like, I don't know if I just premenstrual or something, but I got, I was like, this looks like shea crack.
42:09 Speaker 02 I kind of, I disagree with you and every, I, I actually was nearly gonna go to the Brits this year. And then I didn't. And then again, for like the 10th year in a row, I sat there looking at people being like, I should have gone.
42:23 Speaker 03 You see, maybe, I think maybe I'm not into it because I feel left out. I think if I was to really unpack myself, I'm like, am I just jealous that I'm not in the gang that goes to those kind of things?
42:33 Speaker 02 Hmm, I'm jealous. Could we create our own gang where we just go together?
42:38 Speaker 03 But you were invited.
42:39 Speaker 02 Yeah, but I just, I'm also lazy and then I got jealous because I was lazy.
42:43 Speaker 03 Yeah. You're like.
42:46 Speaker 02 It's about, because I can't, I have to get like a really nice outfit. I feel really uncomfortable in those situations, but then I look at it, we'll go to the after party.
42:56 Speaker 03 The red, the whole red carpet thing, I'd be like, are you gonna Paris that? I'd be like, I, I'd need to go. You can always tell some of the actors, actresses, singers, whatever, they've been taught how to pose. I would need that.
43:09 Speaker 02 Yeah.
43:10 Speaker 03 I would need to go full My Fair Lady. I would need like a week of training or I'd end up like doing the peace sign and sticking my tongue out like an idiot. Do you know what I mean? I would need to be taught how to pose and everything. And then the photos would send me over the edge because I'd be like, they're terrible, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it's not for me. And not even the actor, Danny Jungle.
43:26 Speaker 02 Oh, gosh.
43:29 Speaker 03 Danny McJungle.
43:30 Speaker 02 Oh.
43:31 Speaker 03 Moira Higgins and Danny McFly, who won the Celebrity Jungle.
43:35 Speaker 02 Gotcha.
43:36 Speaker 03 Were caught canoodling at the Brits and he, Maura's single, ready to mingle. But Danny is married with a family.
43:47 Speaker 02 Yeah. And his wife is, his wife is so nice, like so lovely.
43:52 Speaker 03 And we don't, we don't blame the other woman. It's not what we do. It's not the done thing. It's not cool. It's not on Maura, it's on Danny. But I was like, there's cameras, even I know myself, from just watching this shit play out in line. It's brazen. It was very, it was a very stupid thing to do.
44:10 Speaker 02 I don't, listen, it could have been just a stupid, quick kiss, but like, honestly, the stupidity of not just him, of her as well, in the middle of like the Brits after. It's like, oh my God, like there couldn't be more press around and more people trying to fuck you over. I think it's a really, I feel, I feel so sorry for his wife because I'd say she just.
44:34 Speaker 03 I hope she's okay.
44:35 Speaker 02 Yeah. And she's so nice. And he was really nice. I don't know Maura personally, but like I, I've, I've met him a few times and he's always been really lovely. His wife is, it's just a sad situation.
44:44 Speaker 03 Silly billys, silly billys.
44:46 Speaker 02 Silly billy, yeah.
44:48 Speaker 03 Silly billys.
44:49 Speaker 02 Silly billys.
44:49 Speaker 03 Maybe I do wanna, maybe I do wanna go to the Brits.
44:52 Speaker 02 I'll, I'll score you at the Brits. Let's do it. Get a bit of press.
44:56 Speaker 03 Great for us. Maybe you could, maybe you could score Joe and then.
45:00 Speaker 02 No.
45:01 Speaker 03 No? Okay, sorry.
45:01 Speaker 02 I wanna score you. I wanna score you.
45:03 Speaker 03 You've been trying to do that. You've been trying to do that for ages anyway. You can, you can give me a little wear at the Brits.
45:08 Speaker 02 Okay, we're, we're going, we're going. Oh my God, let's do it. Right. We're saying it. What's the date? Oh no God, will I back out of it? No, I'm going to the Brits. We're going to the Brits.
45:17 Speaker 03 Well, I am very much not on the invitation list. So if you could get me in, that'd be great. And then I'll maybe do the trolley at the Oscars and I'll get us in that way.
45:24 Speaker 02 Fantastic. And I think that you should wear those space boots that you got because they're very Brits. They're very Britsy.
45:29 Speaker 03 They are, they are. They're, they're quite nineties Y2K.
45:33 Speaker 02 Yeah.
45:33 Speaker 03 Like when Jodie Marsh wore a belt around her tits. Iconic.
45:37 Speaker 02 Iconic. Oh my God, I'm gonna wear my pantana. I'll wear my pant, I already know what I'm wearing.
45:42 Speaker 03 That's it for the main episode. Vogue, you have a book tour to promote. I have a stand-up tour to promote. Jamal McNally.com for peanut pile dates. Also going to Europe and I'm adding an extra Amsterdam and I'm adding an extra Apollo. Vogue.
45:55 Speaker 02 Gordio. Okay, well, I am going to be in Vickers Street on the 26th of May and I'm going to be in Union Chapel in London on the 27th of May. And all links are in my bio and also you can preorder my book in my bio. And I am, by the way, doing an audiobook. So I'm starting to record that soon, which is very exciting.
46:14 Speaker 03 How are you going to contain your breathing? What are you going to do?
46:16 Speaker 02 I'm going to sit way back from the mic.
46:22 Speaker 03 Way back, like in another room, potentially.
46:24 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm just going to record from home and just use the mic that's in the studio ages away.
46:30 Speaker 03 Yeah, she's recording from house, but the recording studio is in London.
46:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, perfect. That should work. Thanks, everyone.
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