Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "Everyone needs an orgasm, right?" About this episode Vogue reckons she's on her way to trad-wife, but there are a few key elements missing, according to Joanne. Plus, an update on an email from a couple of weeks ago... What's happened now?!
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0:10 Speaker 01 Happy World Book Day. We're recording on World Book Day.
0:13 Speaker 02 Happy, well, for me, I'm in Galway, so it's Happy Ash Wednesday.
0:17 Speaker 01 No, that was yesterday. It's Thursday.
0:19 Speaker 02 Sorry. Happy Pancake Tuesday.
0:22 Speaker 03 And this episode is going out next Wednesday, so none of it makes sense, really.
0:26 Speaker 02 So Happy Mother's Day is what we're actually saying.
0:30 Speaker 01 Happy birthday to me. This is October.
0:32 Speaker 02 Happy Christmas. Happy New Year's, Jo. Whenever this goes out.
0:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
0:38 Speaker 02 We want to be on top of things and across all events. I think we've covered everything. Is there anything else?
0:42 Speaker 01 Happy Valentine's Day for next year.
0:44 Speaker 02 Indeed.
0:46 Speaker 03 Happy Thanksgiving.
0:47 Speaker 02 All right, Jo, that's enough now. We've milked us.
0:50 Speaker 01 We're not American. We're not American.
0:52 Speaker 02 Trust you. Trust you to ruin us. Yeah.
0:54 Speaker 01 I, I.
0:59 Speaker 01 I enjoy World Book Day. I don't remember us having World Book Day as children. We didn't have that, did we?
1:07 Speaker 02 No, it's on you. You did nothing.
1:09 Speaker 01 It's brilliant.
1:09 Speaker 02 We did nothing.
1:10 Speaker 01 In my kids' school, everyone obviously gets dressed up. It's really exciting. And all the teachers and stuff were dressed up. And I walked in in what I can only describe as a fantastic outfit. It's a, it's a bright neon orange trousers and a bright neon matching trench. And the amount of people who asked me what I was.
1:34 Speaker 02 You're like, I'm lava. I'm lava.
1:38 Speaker 01 I'm a highlighter.
1:40 Speaker 02 Yeah. What fluorescent thing has written a book before? I'm sure there's loads. You're the, you're the, you're the country coat. You're the country coat.
1:47 Speaker 01 They thought I was in a World Book Day costume, Jo.
1:50 Speaker 03 Vogue, what is the colour, please, of your upcoming book, Big Mouth, please?
1:55 Speaker 01 It's not, it's not, it's not neon orange. It's pink. It's pink, but I'm wearing orange, Jo.
2:01 Speaker 03 Oh, sorry. I beg your pardon. It looks pink.
2:03 Speaker 02 You were wrapping the day and like they just assumed you were getting involved. Yeah. And.
2:07 Speaker 01 Anyway, well, I mean, the other parents are dressed as Superman and like that man, the Mad Hatter. And I arrive and they're like, what are you? I'm like, excuse me?
2:16 Speaker 02 I don't know how they.
2:17 Speaker 01 Everyday chic.
2:20 Speaker 02 You're like, I'm just awake and alive and trying to live my best life. I don't know how those parents do it. I've no kids and I wouldn't have the time to dress up. I don't know how they do it.
2:29 Speaker 01 Oh, I do. I'm gonna, next year, I think I'm gonna go all out. I keep, I keep thinking I'm gonna start making the kids costumes. Cause my auntie Naomi made us a kangaroo tail out of some chicken wire and tights before, and it was brilliant for Girls Brigade. Yeah, I went to Girls Brigade. I'm not meant to, I, I should have burned as I walked in the doors, but they let the Catholics in. I went to Girls Brigade and I dressed up as a kangaroo.
2:52 Speaker 02 That's very, that's very art attack, isn't it? It's very.
2:55 Speaker 01 Neil Buchanan.
3:01 Speaker 02 I'm a Galway and I'm not, I'm not saying Ash Wednesday is a particular hobby of the Galway people, but it's just in my face. Cause I'm usually in the UK for Ash Wednesday where there isn't a single Ash because they're heathens. But the Galway people are, I, I was like, it's so nice covered. It's like they've all been shot in the face with an ashtray. I love it.
3:23 Speaker 01 I know, I did see one, I saw one little kid, a kid no less, outside Co-op yesterday with the ash.
3:29 Speaker 02 Are you sure it wasn't a bruise?
3:31 Speaker 01 No, it was definitely, it looked ashy, it looked ashy. It was ashy.
3:35 Speaker 02 An English child, are you sure he wasn't, he hadn't been hit in the head with a kamogi ball or whatever they play? What do you play, Joe?
3:41 Speaker 01 Her, oh no, they don't, golf. They play golf.
3:45 Speaker 02 It was probably golf. It was probably a ball that had been in the rut. And then the child accidentally got hit in the face with, yeah. Whereas in Galway, it's, it's legit heaven shit.
3:55 Speaker 01 No, I've changed my mind. Croquet, croquet, croquet.
3:58 Speaker 02 It's croquet. Polo.
4:00 Speaker 01 Polo, polo.
4:02 Speaker 02 We don't want to remind Irish people that you dabble in it yourself.
4:06 Speaker 01 I kind of have given up on the polo. I realise that it wasn't.
4:09 Speaker 02 Thank God.
4:10 Speaker 01 It wasn't the polo I loved. It was just the horse riding.
4:14 Speaker 02 There you go. And the aristocratic connections. I see.
4:20 Speaker 01 Absolutely. I've been sniffing around the Royals, as you know. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Has anyone watched Meghan's new net? No, I haven't. Meghan's new Netflix. Have you watched it, Joanne? I haven't watched it yet. I nearly watched it last night, but I saw, I saw a bit where she was making her kids a rainbow platter of fruit. And I'm like, first of all, you're ki- like, I thought I was doing well, mixed in Rice Krispies and Cheerios. I was like, you can have two cereals in one. And she's there like, did you see the rainbow of fruit? Now, I would personally like that, but who does that?
4:53 Speaker 02 Okay, this is my take on Meghan, and we haven't really discussed her at length before. Because she was getting such a hard time. I don't know, whatever. Like, okay, this is my honest take. I wish her all the best, but it doesn't interest me. Do you get me? So I, like, and I don't mean that, I'm not, I'm not slagging her. I don't, I, I, I don't. And I'd say she'd be delighted to hear it. I'm indifferent. It doesn't, it hasn't, it doesn't tickle me. It doesn't interest me. And I, I don't know, it just, I thought she, she was getting dog's abuse. I thought it was a bit grim. I thought it was gross. I hated that Jeremy Clarkson article. I thought that was all fucking horrible.
5:30 Speaker 01 That was bad.
5:31 Speaker 02 I, how he, that man saved his career, grant, fair play. But by general osmosis, I do, I am aware of the show that she is doing. And, I mean, it's a domestic show, wouldn't be for me. Anyway, my only issue is I can't bear a jumper around the shoulders.
5:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah.
5:51 Speaker 02 I don't know, where are you fucking going? You're indoors. Where are you going?
5:55 Speaker 01 No, it's just an accessory.
5:57 Speaker 02 Joe, I don't know. Like, I, I actually didn't. I, the second I see a beige jumper around the shoulders, I'm like, we're not the same. We've nothing in common. We've nothing in common.
6:10 Speaker 01 I love the idea of being a trad wife. And as you know, I was dabbling in it. Remember I made that chicken pie a while ago? I had.
6:19 Speaker 02 Near there.
6:20 Speaker 01 Yeah. I dabbled, but like, I am obsessed with that, like, level of perfection. I'm like, how is she doing that?
6:30 Speaker 02 Martha Stewart, that's Martha Stewart's buzz. And now that I know Martha Stewart intimately after watching her documentary, I enjoy Martha Stewart, because while she is a perfectionist, and she did play the role of trad wife, even though her husband left her, she did hard time. And that's the kind of woman I respect. So if and when Meghan does seven or eight years in the Dokes in Ireland, or whatever the female prison is in the UK, or if she gets, what's it, what's it, Reuters Island? What's in America?
6:57 Speaker 01 Reuters, Reuters.
6:59 Speaker 02 Reuters. What's it called?
7:01 Speaker 01 Guantanamo Bay.
7:05 Speaker 02 I mean, she'd have to do some serious shit to get into Guantanamo Bay, but like, you wouldn't know it's Meghan. You wouldn't know what she'd do.
7:11 Speaker 01 I mean, yeah, I just think it's too, it's so, it's like, it's like that bloody, you know, that angel perfume. It's so sickly sweet. That's kind of, I bet you she wears Angel. Sorry to anyone who wears Angel. I just wear men's aftershave and that's very sweet to me.
7:25 Speaker 02 But Vogue, you're right. I could not agree with you more. There is a kind of a sickly sweetness to the whole thing. Whether that's genuine or not, we'll never know. We'll never know. But it's not for me, Rikers. It's not, it's not for me. I don't, I don't, I don't want, I don't.
7:41 Speaker 01 I will take a hit. I, because I want to be, I'm on a journey to be a trad wife. My nails aren't done. That's not very trad wife. And I intend on making some sauteed mushrooms later. So that will be on my Instagram, if anyone.
7:58 Speaker 02 Vogue, referencing your nails, I don't think you know what a trad wife does. They don't get their nails done. They're literally birthing calves on the farm, plucking potatoes. And then they come in and breastfeed their kids off their 20 tits. So there's no, no one has, they don't have a shellac.
8:12 Speaker 01 Oh, okay. Well, I thought I was gonna be that other trad wife who, who, who makes her, the punny blue or but, no, that's, I'm thinking of Bonnie Blue. What's your man's name? Blue. And the, and the wife makes all those. I was sending you videos and you were like, go away, Vogue. It's not his name. It's his Lucky Boy, Lucky Blue or something.
8:33 Speaker 02 Oh, sorry, you're one Nara. Yeah, she's like the most, I think she's the most famous one, really.
8:38 Speaker 01 Yeah, but I wanna be like her. I wanna, she's glam, she's shellac.
8:43 Speaker 02 Vogue, I say this out of love.
8:45 Speaker 01 No, it's not gonna happen.
8:47 Speaker 02 You're too mentally chaotic, like.
8:50 Speaker 03 You made one chicken pie.
8:51 Speaker 01 You haven't, you didn't try the pie.
8:54 Speaker 02 Have you seen, she speaks and she just speaks slowly and concisely.
9:00 Speaker 01 Before.
9:01 Speaker 02 Imagine, imagine if her, her husband comes in to break the scene. She's not slagging him off and giving him anything about the hovering. She, she operates, she's too slow. You're high, high paced, fast paced.
9:15 Speaker 01 Excuse me, Joan.
9:16 Speaker 02 She's too calm. Vogue, you're hysterical.
9:19 Speaker 01 Have you, did you hear, did you hear my voice before I moved to London? I've slowed it right down for the UK.
9:26 Speaker 02 It's not about the voice, Vogue. It's the, it's the, it's the whole thing.
9:29 Speaker 03 It's the energy.
9:30 Speaker 01 Well, do you know what, Joan? Do you know what, Joan?
9:32 Speaker 02 We love to.
9:33 Speaker 01 You're hysterical.
9:34 Speaker 02 No, no, no, this, this isn't shit. This isn't shit.
9:38 Speaker 01 I don't mean funny. I don't mean it in that way.
9:40 Speaker 02 Yeah, so, okay, exactly. So you've just proven my point. Nars would never speak to me like that. She would be, she would be washing my feet and making me brownies.
9:52 Speaker 01 Fine.
9:52 Speaker 02 You're too much, you're too much attitude, basically.
9:54 Speaker 01 I'm not, I'll never cook you a meal again so long as I shall live.
9:58 Speaker 02 The only thing that would, you'd, you'd match the criteria for trad wife, if Spencer somehow managed to get you some sort of frontal lobotomy and they pulled half your brain out.
10:10 Speaker 01 We'll see. We will see. When you come back down here, I'm gonna be like Betty Crocker in that kitchen and I will, I'm gonna, do you know what I'm gonna, do you know what I'm gonna give my birthday?
10:19 Speaker 02 A lobotomy.
10:20 Speaker 01 No, a whole set of Le Creuset. Right?
10:24 Speaker 02 Yeah, even your eyes are, this is all very hello darling. It's, it's just, there's just no way. You've just, you're too spicy.
10:32 Speaker 01 Am I spicy? Am I spicy? Maybe a jalapeno spice, not a chili spice.
10:38 Speaker 02 You're, you're, you're, you've, you've, you're, you wouldn't succumb to the role of trad wife. There has to be, you won't succumb, you don't have the succumbation required. And I don't have the vocabulary required to explain the situation. Succumbation, I think, is made up, but I, you're not a trad wife. However, we love to see you cooking. Me and Jo are like, oh, that's nice. That adds to the gang.
11:05 Speaker 01 I will take, I'm just gonna dip the toe in. I'm not gonna go full trad wife because I've got other bits that I need to do that don't involve being a trad wife.
11:14 Speaker 02 Yeah, you're like, I just need to be a wife to fucking get shit done. Yeah.
11:18 Speaker 01 We need to start writing down the words Joanne comes out with. There's been quite a few. Succumbation, what was the last one you had?
11:24 Speaker 02 We're not the succumbing kind. I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to replace autumn now because the season has passed. So I'm just waiting until autumn kicks in again. And for the mountains, we're not, we're not succumbal, succumbal.
11:35 Speaker 01 No. Succumbal.
11:38 Speaker 02 Sorry, I'm going on Q I next week. I'm just getting ready.
11:43 Speaker 01 Now that we've left autumn, she just goes around and says, spring, summer. It's never, it's not either or. It has to be spring, summer.
11:58 Speaker 01 Would you like to do some listener emails? Joanne McNally. I need to download it so I can see your faces as well at the same time because I don't like not seeing you. Give me two seconds. There we go. Can you believe, did you hear me when I said there? Download it. But you couldn't download anything, Joanne. I'm more techie than you.
12:14 Speaker 02 You are. All right, Ryan, man. Go on, what's the email?
12:17 Speaker 01 Okay. Oh no, now I've downloaded it like six times. Hang on. Sorry.
12:23 Speaker 02 Well, well, well.
12:28 Speaker 02 All right, Grandad, go first.
12:33 Speaker 01 Update. Hi, lovelies. This doesn't need to be read out as it's just a thank you and an update.
12:39 Speaker 03 But we're reading it out.
12:40 Speaker 01 But we're reading it out.
12:41 Speaker 02 Yeah, Joe's made the call. Let's go.
12:43 Speaker 01 You recently read out my email about my partner of four years and my child's dad. Update. Partner has, yeah, partner, I know. Partner of four years has been told it's not working and I need more from a relationship. I did this before I heard you read my email out, pulled up them big girl pants and did what I had to do. Father of my child, update. We.
13:06 Speaker 02 Wow.
13:07 Speaker 01 Do you remember the story now?
13:09 Speaker 02 Yeah, we were like, say it to him or kind of cut him loose. Yeah, ask him to cut you loose was not kind of what we said. Yeah.
13:14 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. So, father of my child, update. We have decided to spend time together with our child, but don't want to complicate and confuse our son as he's never known us together. And we are also spending some time together alone, but nothing serious for now. Everyone needs an orgasm, right? And you know what? I'm okay.
13:34 Speaker 02 So are they riding? Are they?
13:36 Speaker 01 Yeah, they're riding.
13:37 Speaker 02 But are they together?
13:39 Speaker 01 They're not together. They're taking things slow. They are spending time together with their son and they're spending some time together alone. And the partner of four years has been.
13:49 Speaker 02 Kicked to the curb. Wow.
13:50 Speaker 01 Put on ice, put on ice.
13:52 Speaker 02 I'm so glad that this was all done. I'm so glad that our words don't mean anything and this is all done off our own backs.
13:59 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so glad no one takes our advice. Thank God.
14:03 Speaker 02 Yeah, thank God. She's not like, oh, because of this. I mean, Jesus Christ.
14:07 Speaker 01 Advice isn't there to be taken anyway.
14:09 Speaker 02 Not at all. And it's, do you know what? It's nice for us to know that we've no impact, I think.
14:15 Speaker 01 We've always known that, but now we really know.
14:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's nice to be reminded that you have absolutely no real impact because you'd be scared. Okay, so she's riding the dad, she's riding her dad, she's riding.
14:28 Speaker 02 Okay, so she's riding her baby dad.
14:31 Speaker 01 Yeah.
14:32 Speaker 02 And she's gotten rid of the other lot. Okay, I mean, yeah, perfect. That's.
14:35 Speaker 01 That's a good update. Well done. Wouldn't have been easy, but I'd say.
14:38 Speaker 02 Fair play.
14:39 Speaker 01 It feels so organised to me now, and I love being organised.
14:43 Speaker 02 Yeah, you've like, you've colour coded the previous email. We're thrilled. And I, I would say, if I was a betting man,
14:52 Speaker 02 I would say this fling with the baby daddy has a shelf life. And update us on that. Also, when that girl's tits up, please.
15:01 Speaker 01 Such, she is such a romantic at heart. She truly is.
15:05 Speaker 02 Do you know what I am? Do you know what I am, folks? A realist.
15:09 Speaker 01 Do you know what?
15:10 Speaker 02 Sorry.
15:12 Speaker 01 I came home, I came home from work today and I, and I saw flowers on the kitchen table. And me and Svenny had a little falling out, not a big falling out, but I was like, oh, he's come to his senses. And over I walked these gorgeous flowers and they were, they were from Nux, the brand. Not from Sven. I was like, oh.
15:31 Speaker 02 There you go.
15:32 Speaker 01 So thank you, Nux.
15:33 Speaker 02 Meanwhile, Svenny's running around, running quiet, doesn't care if you live or die.
15:39 Speaker 01 At least he'll have, at least he'll have some flowers for the grave.
15:45 Speaker 01 I was so, you know, when you're like, well, well, well, well. I walked in smug as a fook.
15:53 Speaker 02 Did I ever tell you about the time where I was seeing this guy and it was actually the first stand up story I ever told? Because it wasn't intentionally a stand up story. It was a story I was telling and then someone was like, oh, maybe give that a go and sign up. Anyway, seen this guy who had pursued, he had pursued, he, he was, he thought that me and him would be a good idea. And I kind of came around to it because you know yourself, like I'm malleable. And if someone tells me that we're a good idea, I kind of just eventually agree. Anyway, we started seeing each other. We were three months in. I obviously, three months in was like, because like I've said, my high man, you break your boy. So.
16:31 Speaker 02 I was like, I'm emotionally invested in this man now.
16:39 Speaker 01 Oh my god, that's so rotten.
16:40 Speaker 02 Yeah. Yeah.
16:43 Speaker 01 Okay.
16:44 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:45 Speaker 01 Okay.
16:45 Speaker 02 Emotionally, I'm like, if I sleep with you enough times, I'm obsessed with you.
16:50 Speaker 01 You bet.
16:50 Speaker 02 That's how, that's how my body works. Anyway, he then was like, actually, no, it's not for me. And I was very confused because I, that whole thing of like, this was your idea, which doesn't matter, of course, because then they've emotionally tapped out. It doesn't matter. None of that, you can't rally them back, like, it doesn't matter. Anyway, it was around Valentine's Day and we broke up and I was annoyed by how he did it. He did it at a house party in front of other people. It was all very embarrassing. Anyway, he sent flowers to my office. I wouldn't speak to him then. I wouldn't take his calls. I was like, no, you're grand. I don't want to speak to you anymore.
17:26 Speaker 02 Flowers to the office. It was Valentine's Day. I was like, oh, like you, Vogue. I was like, oh, flowers of regret, flowers of remorse. And I opened the card and he basically was like, sorry how I did it, but it like, it still happened.
17:42 Speaker 01 Did you, did you keep the flowers or did you give them to someone else?
17:44 Speaker 02 I messaged him and I was like, you can only imagine my delight when I got flowers on Valentine's Day. You can only imagine my horror when I realised it was you breaking up with me again.
17:57 Speaker 02 Basically like doubling down on his decision via interflora. I was like, wow. Yeah. I was like, that's, like, there's no right way to break up, but that's, that, that can't be wrong. That has to be wrong.
18:11 Speaker 01 Flowers suggest, I'm sorry. Like, I am sorry.
18:16 Speaker 02 Sorry for how I did it, but I don't regret it. Good luck. Ha ha.
18:19 Speaker 01 Arsehole.
18:21 Speaker 01 Okay.
18:22 Speaker 02 We can't judge him for what he didn't want to be with me and like, who can blame him? Anyway, anything else? Oh, dreams.
18:28 Speaker 01 Dreams, dreams. Okay. Hiya, I've just listened to the last MTGM extra pod and you mentioned how you'd had a dream about being chased by a tarantula. Tea dressed up as a tarantula today. Dreams are one of my geeky interests and I love deciphering them. The way dreams work is you dream of the main aspects, then there'd be indicators and then a solution. In your dream, being chased represents an insecurity. What you are being chased by is the indicator, in this case, an animal, which represent unexpressed anger. A spider means you're starting to feel like an outsider. A tarantula represents a feminine aspect of yourself. A wall represents obstacles or limitations.
19:12 Speaker 01 There are no indicators here, so I don't know what the obstacle is. To see the spiders climbing a wall means your hopes or desires will soon be realised. There you, that's nice. Take that from us.
19:21 Speaker 02 What a pivot.
19:23 Speaker 01 Love it.
19:24 Speaker 02 That dream was me, the tarantula was coming through, I could see it running under the wallpaper and I was trying to bang it out. And I couldn't kill it. It was actually horrible. Look, I appreciate this listener's contribution and I know that dreams, dreams are interesting if you can try and figure them out. But the general consensus is no one knows what they are and they make no sense and they're completely at random. For example, the last night, I dreamt that I was up against Mel Robbins.
19:56 Speaker 01 You're obsessed.
19:58 Speaker 02 Well, I think I felt guilty that I said I thought she was basically just reworking the Irish philosophy of they can go fuck themselves. And trying to make it something ethical and interesting. And I had a dream that I was up against Mel Robbins in this big Victorian house and that we had to debate each other. And they were like, if you don't agree with, let them take the podium and like, do it properly, do it officially. And I was really nervous and blah, blah, blah. And I had one of those little hammers that the judges have and the whole kit and caboodle. Yeah.
20:30 Speaker 01 We can't be feeling guilty for everything. I don't remember my dreams. I rarely remember a dream, unless I've done something really bad in it.
20:37 Speaker 02 It is interesting to try and decipher dreams, but ultimately, the party line is they make no sense and there is no way of making sense of them. It's like tears. No one understands why we cry.
20:47 Speaker 01 Isn't it like your body? I remember the first time I noticed I had tear ducts and I was terrified. I had to run down and ask my mum why I had slits in my eyes.
20:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, because they are. They are slit.
21:00 Speaker 01 I was like, what? What happened? I don't remember being slit. Anyway, dreams, I just, I just, I think that it's your, your brain is kind of regenerating during the night. So that's why all these mad lucid things happen, because it's what you were thinking of before you went to sleep.
21:14 Speaker 02 Exactly. It's just a downloading of absolute nonsense. I mean, they make no sense. There's no point to them, but we need to do it because we're very intelligent animals and we need to download our thoughts in some way. And we can't do it during the day because we're too busy listening to podcasts and drinking peanut. So it has to happen at night.
21:33 Speaker 01 Precisely.
21:34 Speaker 02 Yeah. But I would like, if Mel Robbins is listening, stay the fuck out of my dreams. I'd rather, I'd rather dream about the tarantula than now that I'm going up against the let them Mel Robbins.
21:44 Speaker 01 I think you need to send Mel Robbins flowers. I'm just saying.
21:53 Speaker 01 Thanks, everyone for listening. That was the bonus episode. I have been.
21:56 Speaker 03 Before we go.
21:57 Speaker 01 Okay.
21:58 Speaker 03 I've got, sorry, I just did a bit of Googling and I've got an autumnal equivalent to the word spring.
22:05 Speaker 02 Is it springnol?
22:06 Speaker 03 No.
22:07 Speaker 01 Springnol. Spring, springnol?
22:10 Speaker 03 No.
22:11 Speaker 01 Okay, just tell us.
22:13 Speaker 03 Vernal.
22:14 Speaker 01 Vernal.
22:15 Speaker 03 Of the spring. Vernal. It is a vernal time of year. Everything's quite vernal.
22:19 Speaker 01 No, I know. Please, don't start saying that, Joanne, honestly, because I'll have to hear it loads of times.
22:25 Speaker 02 Jo, can you, can you, can you explain vernal to me, please? Use it in a sentence, please. I'm going to go full Carol Fordham.
22:31 Speaker 03 It's, it's lovely that the sun's been out and the flowers are starting to come out. It's all very vernal.
22:37 Speaker 02 Oh, I like that, Jo. I like the way, you really committed to that with your mouth, didn't you? With your little mouth?
22:42 Speaker 03 Yeah, I did, yeah.
22:43 Speaker 02 Didn't you? Yeah. It looked like a normal size there for two seconds. I love it. Thank you, Jo.
22:48 Speaker 01 Vernal.
22:48 Speaker 02 Thank you for your contribution.
22:50 Speaker 03 Do you know what? I've got other words for the other seasons as well that we haven't got that aren't autumn at the moment. And as we get to them, I'll let you know what they are.
22:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, let's save that for the main, will we?
22:59 Speaker 02 Sorry.
23:03 Speaker 02 Vogue doesn't throw shade that often, but when she does, it is brutal. And she just started brushing her hair and looking behind. Like, she was not even looking at us anymore. She's tagged out. I think it's time.
23:15 Speaker 03 See ya.
23:15 Speaker 01 I'm off to make some mushrooms.
23:18 Speaker 03 Bye then.
23:22 Speaker 02 Wow, talk about, she fucking hates Vernal, like, wow.
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