MTGM EXTRA! "The dry humping was ATHLETIC..."

Joanne has a new mission and we're all very keen to hear the results, especially Vogue who has a hilarious confession about her time at school. Plus, an emailer who isn't sure whether they overstepped or not. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:10Speaker 00

  Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes to Meet the Bonus Episode with myself and Joanne McNally and Jo.

• 0:17Speaker 01

  It's only just with you though mate, isn't it?

• 0:19Speaker 02

  Mmm, fog's a little late today. She forgot about us all.

• 0:23Speaker 00

  Scuse, okay, every time either one of you reschedule or are four seconds late, I'm gonna tell the listeners.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Well, I always text now if I'm gonna be late.

• 0:34Speaker 00

  13 minutes. I'd, at 12, it was 12 and I actually forgot about yous. That's God's honest truth.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  I'm gonna, I'm gonna say to you what everyone says to me when I do anything. That's the peri.

• 0:45Speaker 00

  Well, do you want, can I say one, can I say one? I know what peri is, I was not thinking you were saying peri-nays.

• 0:50Speaker 02

  I was saying for Jo, because he looked completely lost.

• 0:53Speaker 00

  Were you thinking of peri-nays?

• 0:55Speaker 02

  If I yawn now, they're like, oh, not the peri, it's peri-menopause. You're in menopause, you're in the peri, you know what?

• 1:02Speaker 00

  No, she won't want me saying it. Amber was like, oh, I'm going through the peri. And I was like, I don't think you are Amber. And she kind of was like, she felt a little sad about it. And she went and got her AMH and all tested. Hasn't she doubled in the last year? She's only thrilled herself, eggs all over the gaff.

• 1:19Speaker 02

  How do you double in your eggs? What is she on?

• 1:22Speaker 00

  Doubled in her AMH, I don't know. It might have been, you know, like if you're, I don't know, if you're tired or something, maybe it's. Like mine changes drastically. I remember once, I think it was, I think it was maybe, no, it was one child ago. And they were like, if you wanna have kids, like you, no, you gotta.

• 1:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 1:40Speaker 00

  Jesus. And then it changed and then like.

• 1:43Speaker 02

  Women are fear mongers. There's a lot of fear mongering that goes on with women, I think. And as much as menopause is having a moment and it's, it's time to shine. And I think that's really important because I think it was a very kind of shameful conversation. No one spoke about it and women just slowly lost their minds. But now it's kind of, it's all the rage. Davina McCall has brought it in. It's like, it's, it's, it's the new colossus. It's kind of trendy now. Which is great.

• 2:06Speaker 00

  Davina McCall has made it trendy. I mean, have you seen her? Like, I saw her at the Brits. Like, she's a 10 out of 10 ride. I want to, I don't, I told everyone I don't want to go to Ibiza anymore. I'm done with Ibiza. I'm not done with Ibiza because they go, her and her husband, and they just seem like such great crack. Yeah. And I want to go to Ibiza with them. They don't know yet, but I'm just gonna, I'm gonna tag on, I'm gonna tag on.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  And while it's great that the menopause is having a moment and hopefully one that stays. It also is, the result is, women of my age and younger are all kind of freaking out now about it. And freaking out about fertility and all, which I also do think that you should be aware of fertility and knowledge is power, et cetera. But like, one of my mates is pregnant at the moment, naturally 43. And she said, when she was in with her gynaecologist, he said the last woman in was, had just gotten pregnant, naturally at 48. So like, there's also, you know, you don't just like fall off the cliff of Baron when you turn 40. There's life after 40 in the womb.

• 3:05Speaker 00

  A hundred percent. And also have kids, like, I can understand why people want to have kids a bit later. It's like, fuck, it's so full on. It is, I'm glad. And this is no shade to anyone who has kids when they're younger, if they want to. But I just, do you know what? I wouldn't.

• 3:23Speaker 00

  You're, Peter, you're a whore.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  Slags, yeah.

• 3:26Speaker 00

  I, I, I wasn't mature enough in my twenties. Do you know I wasn't even allowed to skip transition year? My school said I wasn't mature enough to skip transition year, so I wasn't.

• 3:38Speaker 02

  What? How have you only told me this now?

• 3:44Speaker 00

  I thought it would have been obvious to you.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  I still don't think I'd let you skip transition year now when you're 40. That is hilarious. I have never heard of anyone being blocked skipping.

• 3:56Speaker 01

  For those of us not familiar with the Irish education system.

• 4:00Speaker 00

  Oh, sorry. It's fourth year, so you're around 16 and like, it's kind of, it's not, it's a dot year. But like, you have loads of fun, you go on loads of trips, you can do it as selective, but not if you're me. It's unselective.

• 4:14Speaker 02

  You do your, it's mandatory. You do first, second, third year, you do your junior in Ireland, which is the, what is it? The HSE, the IMF, what do you call, what do you call them? GCSEs, we do our GCSEs, which is our junior. And then we have a selective year where you kind of do a lot of arts and crafts, charity work. I've starred as Ralph, the Tattling Boy in The Sound of Music, you know, big things like that. Or you go straight in and start studying if you're a leaving cert. But most people do transition year, like, most people are like, ah, yeah.

• 4:46Speaker 00

  Well, a lot of people were skipping, so I thought I wanted to put, it did make sense because you also do work experience. You do work experience and transition year. And when I found out about the work experience, I made a plan with my friend Amy, whose mom worked in makeup. And we just, I said to my parents, I'm going to work with her in this TV studio doing makeup. And I used to just go to Amy's house and we just sit and watch TV.

• 5:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, you nailed it.

• 5:10Speaker 00

  For two weeks. So I did get some time off.

• 5:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas I actually made the most of transition year and I did my work experience. I worked on.

• 5:19Speaker 00

  What did you do?

• 5:20Speaker 02

  I worked on Fair City in RTE.

• 5:23Speaker 00

  Did, how'd you get in there?

• 5:25Speaker 02

  Listen, game knows game. Actually can't remember, actually can't remember how I got in. But this is, I wanted to be an actress.

• 5:32Speaker 00

  If I was working on Fair City, I would have gone to, to school.

• 5:36Speaker 02

  I was, yeah, I was in, I wanted to be an actor, an actress. And I worked in all those, the charity secondhand shops and all. You do your bits and you do your bobs. It's a catchy, great fun. It's fun, it's good fun.

• 5:48Speaker 00

  I mean, Amber, Amber always used to fuck herself. She just never, she was so short sighted and lazy. So instead of actually going around and looking for a job she'd be interested in, she decided to work in Neil's office. And like, she had to work nine to five. It was even like at home when we were like, given jobs at home. Amber, instead of going to work in the summer shop like I did, decided to work in our garden with the gardener. And the gardener was like, it was another full on nine to five job.

• 6:16Speaker 02

  Listen, she's work smarter, not harder. Do you know what I mean? That's, that's Amber's mantra.

• 6:25Speaker 02

  I joined field. Now, I'm gonna do a proper deep dive on this and I'm gonna do some proper research on this because women are messaging me saying like, I've got all the stories about field, but I'll tell you this, it was, I had an

• 6:39Speaker 00

  Do you want me to come and piss on you for practice?

• 6:45Speaker 02

  I mean, this is why you had to do transition year Vogue. You have an immature take on things.

• 6:50Speaker 00

  That was terrible.

• 6:54Speaker 02

  I would be pissing on you. If you were mature enough, you would know that.

• 6:57Speaker 00

  Yes, I should have known that.

• 6:59Speaker 02

  I am the top.

• 7:00Speaker 00

  Absolutely.

• 7:00Speaker 02

  Not the bottom.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  But I was shown, so I was chatting to my friend Michelle, Michelle Disworth, who you know, who contributed to the podcast, You're in the Jungle. And she was like, show us your field profile. So I showed it to her and she goes, oh, are you matching women there? Have you opened it up to women? And I said, no, no, why do you think that? She goes, who's that woman there? And I said, that's me. And then she, she was like, what?

• 7:24Speaker 02

  I look so unlike my profile photo that Michelle thought I'd signed up to women. And then she held the phone up against my face and the two of us just erupted laughing.

• 7:37Speaker 02

  It was ridiculous. It was so insulting, but yet so true and sobering. So I have to renegotiate my, my oh, I'm just not, ours is getting hot again yet. It's not my time yet. It's not June.

• 7:47Speaker 00

  It's not summer. It's, yeah, exactly. Ah, listen, pull up, listen, come on, that's too late. Starting in April.

• 7:54Speaker 02

  The, the dial up will begin. I'll, I'll, I'll end May at a soft six. I'll start June at a tight eight. And I might finish August at a 12. You wouldn't know with me. And then by December, I'll be back at a minus five.

• 8:08Speaker 00

  If you're coming to Spain in the summer, just, can you not just do the glow up in July?

• 8:12Speaker 02

  No, I will. I won't let you down. I won't.

• 8:13Speaker 00

  When you've left, when you've left.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  I won't let you down. Yeah, yeah.

• 8:16Speaker 00

  I don't want you to glow up before, thank you.

• 8:18Speaker 02

  No, of course not. No. No, I'll go into Susan's phone, get my ass electrocuted. Like, I'll do it all. Like, I'll, I'll put the work in.

• 8:24Speaker 00

  Have you done the ass electrocution?

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah.

• 8:27Speaker 00

  Does it work? What's it supposed to do?

• 8:29Speaker 02

  The ass electrocution is a, she, it's, it's advertised as a BBL.

• 8:36Speaker 00

  Like it lifts your ass, it does like thousands of squats in like a couple of minutes.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, exactly. Now, when I said I was, I said I was like getting a BBL, Rick, my agent rang in quite the panic because he thought I was going like full fucking Cardi B vibes. I was like, no, no, no, it's not, it's like, it's just a phrase they use, you know, like they call it juice cleanse botox for the face. But I do, I do see a lift.

• 8:57Speaker 00

  You see a lift.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Lying in her bed.

• 9:01Speaker 00

  Well, I'll tell you what, I spent a lot of time trying to sort out this arse back here. And sometimes when I record myself doing my workouts, I think, what's the point? What is the point?

• 9:11Speaker 02

  Go into Susan's, get electrocuted, honestly. I might even bring her to the house. I'm so lazy at the moment. I even got Susan to come to the house, swing me around to the bed so I don't get bed sores, electrocute my arse. But like I say, like, and I said this to Michelle as well, when she scoffed at my photo, I said, Michelle, you're looking, I'm still in winter mode. You wait. When I get a fire in my belly.

• 9:34Speaker 00

  That Pilates bed won't know what hit it.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  Well, no, that will, that nothing's gonna hit that. But what I will, the other things I will hit. And I like to stretch on the Pilates bed. I stretch. It's good for the hamstring.

• 9:44Speaker 00

  You'd almost convinced me to buy one of those beds. I was like, jeez, if you're not that into it, and what you were, there was a couple of weeks that you were very into it. I'm shocked you haven't got yourself skates. I thought that they would have been next for you.

• 9:56Speaker 02

  I'm too busy trying to sign up for an oil painting class. Well, I've moved on from skates and learn Irish on Duolingo.

• 10:03Speaker 00

  I do wanna do that.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  But I will say, so I have, I've, there's a woman I know who teaches Pilates and she was like, do you want me to come over and teach you Pilates on that stunning bed that you have from Flexera, by the way, Irish company, thank you so much. One of the best presents I've ever gotten in my life. And I was like, yeah, I'd love that. So I am gonna start the Pilates experience. And like I say, are you vaping or laughing?

• 10:31Speaker 00

  I just don't know if you're serious.

• 10:34Speaker 01

  You're literally on camera, you knobhead. What is everything you're doing?

• 10:43Speaker 01

  And also, the camera's following you, so when you turn away and laugh.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  And scoff, and scoff at my journey, like in full view of me and Joe Ashwell.

• 10:54Speaker 00

  Who needs friends? Who needs enemies? Somebody who got friends like me and Michelle.

• 11:01Speaker 02

  I know. You have a ring light on you. Like, we can fully see what you're doing.

• 11:07Speaker 02

  Listen, I'm just not ready yet. I'm just not ready. It's not hot girl summary yet. I have a couple of weeks.

• 11:14Speaker 00

  I used to go, well, when I say I used to go, I went to two Pilates classes. And one of them, he kind of made a joke at me in the class because like, it's not the kind of training I do. So I was finding part of it quite difficult. And he's like,

• 11:27Speaker 00

  "That's the only ones you have plugged on." And I thought, "Fuck you. I'm not coming back."

• 11:31Speaker 02

  No, you shouldn't have offered that. That's so unfair. I don't like that at all now. Speaking of-

• 11:37Speaker 00

  It's one to the whole class.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  No, that's really mean. It's not your fault you have a wide gait. And hands the size of a Ford Focus. Are you sure?

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Are you sure?

• 11:49Speaker 00

  Oh, she's laughing back.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  They're like, "We're gonna have to put two Pilates beds together, like twin beds."

• 11:54Speaker 00

  For each leg.

• 11:56Speaker 02

  When an unmarried couple back in the 50s ago on holidays, they'd have to put their two twin beds in a hotel room together. So they could sleep together. That's what we do with your Pilates bed. You'll still be hanging off the side of it.

• 12:11Speaker 01

  I'm like, "We've just never seen a gait this wide. No one's seen a gait this wide."

• 12:15Speaker 02

  Speaking of Pilates, can I slag someone off?

• 12:19Speaker 00

  Yeah. Is it us?

• 12:21Speaker 02

  I know. That was a rhetorical question, I know. Did you, are you watching, is anyone watching? I'm sure a certain amount of our listeners are watching Love is Blind, the new American one.

• 12:31Speaker 00

  No.

• 12:31Speaker 02

  And there's two people on it called, let me get this, because it's-

• 12:35Speaker 00

  Did you start watching the, the show with Karen and the set?

• 12:39Speaker 02

  I forgot.

• 12:41Speaker 00

  Another episode just dropped today. Oh God, it's so good.

• 12:53Speaker 00

  I went to collect tea today from school and his, like, he hasn't been feeling well, but he wanted to go to school today. And he had a temperature and he was off at this thing where they go to the woods and go on adventure. And, uh, and his teacher, I walked in and his teacher was like giving him a hug and stuff. And I was like, Jesus Christ, back in our day. There is not a hope in hell. Any teacher would have been hugging us, telling us it was gonna be okay. And also that your mom would be coming home to get you. My mom would be like, "What's your stuff? She's fine."

• 13:20Speaker 02

  I was raised by nuns. They'd be like, "You're fine." And your mom has died in a car crash. You're staying in school.

• 13:26Speaker 00

  Yeah, exactly.

• 13:27Speaker 02

  There'd be no solace. Yeah.

• 13:29Speaker 00

  None whatsoever.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  And they'd be like, "Also, you're fat. Now get back to class."

• 13:34Speaker 02

  Okay, so, Love is Blind, as we know.

• 13:37Speaker 00

  Love is Blind. They name each other, they don't know each other.

• 13:40Speaker 02

  They don't know each other. They fall in love in the pods. Love is Blind, they get engaged, blah, blah, blah, right? So there was a couple on this season, it's still ongoing, Chris and Jessica. Chris is, actually, what is Chris's job? He's kind of, they're calling him a victim of the manosphere, but Jessica is a doctor, right? So she's like a neuro doctor or some sort of doctor, who knows? All doctors are impressive, except doctors of Greek and Roman civilization studies. Sorry. Anyway, they match, they get engaged. Jessica is stunning, gorgeous, beautiful. He's grand. Jessica's mad about him. You can see Chris kind of considering other options in the pods that he maybe should have matched with, didn't match with. Anyway, he then, she's like, a couple of weeks pass,

• 14:23Speaker 02

  she says, "I feel like we're kind of pulling away." He then says to her on the couch, he's like, "Look, I'm gonna be honest." And the show were kind of setting it up a little bit because they kept showing him working out and her like not working out and this, you know. Anyway, he's like, "Look, I'm gonna be honest. It's, I'm just used to dating women who do Pilates every day."

• 14:46Speaker 00

  Fuck off.

• 14:47Speaker 02

  Now, bearing in mind, this lad is by no means ripped or jacked or any of the above. Like, he's grand, do you know? Like, he's grand. Like, fine, like, average body, like, not, you know, you know, he's not Arnold Schwarzenegger vibes. And she is like a beautiful, like-

• 15:02Speaker 00

  What's it called again? Love is Blind?

• 15:04Speaker 02

  Love is- Love is-

• 15:06Speaker 00

  Okay.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  Love is cruel.

• 15:08Speaker 00

  Love is blind.

• 15:10Speaker 02

  Love is blind and love is barbaric. And anyway, she has, like, I'm not even going to comment on her body because obviously I do feel like I can comment on his but not on hers, because that's how I roll. I'm a hypocritical feminist.

• 15:21Speaker 00

  I'd say they're kind of even stevens on the looks-wise. Is that them?

• 15:25Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 15:26Speaker 00

  Oh, no, no, no, no. Side by side, yes, yes, I agree. Side by side, she's hotter.

• 15:32Speaker 02

  But he-

• 15:33Speaker 00

  If she's a 10, he's a 7.

• 15:34Speaker 02

  Like, so she is, and obviously the internet erupted, and because they're like, the absolute neck goal, the audacity of this incredibly average person and her with her, like, medical doctor life, which is always impressive, I mean, always impressive. And he's like, I just take, I mean, I go to Pilates every day. I eat, your body's not good enough for my needs and wants. And she went, I'm sorry, I can't do Pilates every day. I work in a hospital. And he's like, yeah, I'm just being honest. I'm just being honest about what I need. I'm just being honest.

• 16:10Speaker 00

  Listen, even if he was a ride, a 10 out of 10 ride, even if he was a 10 out of 10 ride, it's, there's still no reason for him to be getting involved in how she works out or how she does not work out.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  He's going, this is what I want, this is what I need. And of course, women all over the internet are exploding because they're, it's so disappointing, I guess, for a woman who is highly intelligent, great work ethic, very accomplished, and that it come, and, and looks fantastic. And still comes down to some lad going, yeah, but you don't, your body's not what I'd like it to be. You don't do pilates every day. So now, of course, there's all these, there's all these memes of women who do pilates every day, hiding under pilates beds and trees in case he finds them. It's all very funny. It's all very funny. But she was absolutely heartbroken. And she was, and I never know with these shows.

• 16:58Speaker 00

  She was heartbroken so that they break up because of pilates?

• 17:01Speaker 02

  Oh, well, I'm only up to the episode. It's just happened. And she's like, am I like, where do you go from there? You're basically saying you don't find me attractive physically, and you've humiliated me. Fuck you.

• 17:11Speaker 00

  On TV as well. Get lost.

• 17:14Speaker 02

  But people are like, will Chris ever date again?

• 17:16Speaker 00

  Imagine his mother seen, have you seen those, have you seen those things on Instagram where like the girl pretends that like, she's like, she'll be sitting there with the mother-in-law or something, and she'll say to the, to the mother's son, do you mind if I eat this? Can I eat this sandwich? Like, there's mayonnaise in it. And the mother's like, what? Like, she's so, she's just pretending that the son won't let her eat stuff. And the mom's like. The mom's like, oh my god. Imagine what that mom's gonna be like seeing him say that.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. You'd be so disappointed, wouldn't you? In the, in the same breath, like, people are attracted to what they're attracted to. Like, I do understand that. There's no getting away from that. Like, I have a certain aesthetic that I like and all. But as, as in the same breath, you're going on a TV show called Love is Blind, and suddenly, your standard is a woman who does pilates every day, and how that eclipses intelligence. Not that you can't be intelligent, you pilates. You know the point I'm trying to make. It's just all very, very disappointing, but also, not a surprise.

• 18:18Speaker 00

  Not a surprise.

• 18:19Speaker 02

  Not notoriously superficial. Sorry. It's true. I would say I am personality-focused folk, and I think you're personality-focused as well. We are, we are personality-focused.

• 18:29Speaker 00

  Have you seen this State of Spencer?

• 18:30Speaker 02

  I have.

• 18:32Speaker 01

  He literally just walked across the back of your shot in his pants, and he is, he is not a minger.

• 18:37Speaker 02

  He is.

• 18:38Speaker 00

  Did he? Did he?

• 18:38Speaker 02

  He is a minger. He's a minger.

• 18:40Speaker 00

  He's absolutely disgusting, honestly.

• 18:42Speaker 02

  Look at him. Look at him. He's tired.

• 18:44Speaker 00

  Look at that six-pack. Hideous, rotten.

• 18:47Speaker 02

  Disgusting.

• 18:47Speaker 00

  Raw.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Lazy bastard. Why not a 12-pack, huh? What's he doing with his time?

• 18:52Speaker 00

  Not a lot. That's what I'll tell you. Okay. Here's an email. Hey, girlies and Joe. I'm riding this a couple of aperol's deep after a night out and we're kind of going over, do you remember what you did last night type of, but please.

• 19:07Speaker 02

  I don't like it. I don't enjoy it. I don't support it.

• 19:10Speaker 00

  I don't think that's a good friend or it's a good partner. If anybody will ever say to you, do you remember what you did last night? Because if somebody doesn't remember, leave that.

• 19:19Speaker 02

  It's when they say it with the non blinking eyes.

• 19:21Speaker 00

  Oh, God.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  Last night. As in like it comes, they're trying to pretend it's supportive, but you know, they're going to annihilate your character.

• 19:28Speaker 00

  They've got that kind of downturned mouth as well. Like, do you ever, do you, no. I'm back in Dublin and headed to mother with a couple of hefty prees deep. For those unfamiliar, it's a gay queer night with many layers. Dirty techno downstairs, pop girlies upstairs, a choose your own adventure vibes. It's a great night out actually.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  It is.

• 19:47Speaker 00

  I'm a few pints in.

• 19:48Speaker 02

  I can attest. Yeah.

• 19:49Speaker 00

  Me too. I'm a few pints in living my best life on the dance floor when suddenly a straight couple insert themselves into the middle of the floor and start aggressively shifting. That's kidding. Within minutes, they relocate to one of the couches. Now let me paint the couch scene for you. It looked like they were attempting to start a small campfire using only friction.

• 20:15Speaker 00

  The dry, the dry humping was athletic.

• 20:19Speaker 02

  That's a great description.

• 20:21Speaker 00

  That dry humping is still a thing.

• 20:24Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 20:26Speaker 00

  I haven't done that in years, I'd say.

• 20:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. I must add that to my needs on field.

• 20:35Speaker 00

  Let's start a fire together from friction.

• 20:37Speaker 02

  No wet humping. I just, it'll only be dry for me, thanks.

• 20:45Speaker 00

  With my bevy hat firmly on, I jokingly started hyping them up. Woo, let's go, straight people. And something along the lines of, come on, let's make a gay baby. They did not appreciate my commentary. Shocking. And I would laugh at that. And we ended up in a little exchange where the.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  You're in a gay bar. Like, what are you, like, what are you two straights doing in a ga- like, as in like together? Anyway, sorry, vote continuing.

• 21:09Speaker 00

  And we ended up in a little exchange where the woman said, this is a space for everyone, to which I swiftly replied, not for that. You can do that in literally any pub. They looked uncomfortable. They left shortly after.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe they should, maybe they, anyways, I'll continue.

• 21:28Speaker 00

  At the time, I felt like a tiny gay batman protecting the sacred streets of Dublin. But in the sober light of day, was I actually just being a bit of a dick? Did I judge too fast and ruin their fun? Should I have just let them vibe? Am I a prick? Or are queer spaces allowed to be for the queers and the girlies? Do the straights truly need one more dance floor too? Thanks for the, but now the problem is, gay clubs are so much more fun.

• 21:53Speaker 02

  But the girlies, but to be fair, the girlies in there are also straight. So I don't know what my response to this is. I would really need to think about this. I'd need to think about this.

• 22:02Speaker 00

  I think it's like, I would hate to be barred from gay bars. I love going to gay bars and I love like the Georgian, everything like that. I'm not like, you just don't get that kind of buzz in a straight bar. I would prefer to go to a gay bar than a straight bar.

• 22:16Speaker 02

  Straight club, straight club.

• 22:17Speaker 00

  Yeah, straight club or a straight bar.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  I, I, I don't, I don't know. Cause I'm like a guy, it's like a straight couple in a gay club. I, I don't know. I mean, look, I do agree with the woman getting dry ridden on the couch. It is, we should be allowed to go in wherever we want. If everyone's just having a good time and being positive. In the same breath, I think gay clubs were set up because they didn't feel welcome in straight clubs. So then it's like, what are the ethics? I don't know what the ethics are. You're also asking two straight women what the ethics are. It's.

• 22:46Speaker 00

  But I also, but I also think that I don't love watching people dry riding anyway. I like, I don't.

• 22:52Speaker 02

  I do.

• 22:53Speaker 00

  Do you? I don't want to watch that. I just.

• 22:56Speaker 02

  I see a lot of shit going on in clubs and even gigs of mine and stuff. And I'm like, I don't know. I think there's a bit of respect to dry riding. Get us all in the mood for free by watching someone else dry ride in a club.

• 23:08Speaker 00

  Okay. Put, put that in your profile.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Do you know what I mean?

• 23:11Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:12Speaker 02

  It's like, you know, we can all watch. It's kind of horny and then, but everyone's locked. And we all head to Domino's.

• 23:21Speaker 00

  I'd rather dry ride at home. To be honest with you, I'm going to take it up. It's going to be my new hobby at home. Dry riding. I'm going to text Benny now. Let's dry ride later and see what he says. Do you know I had a whole chapter in my book called dry riding?

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Did you?

• 23:34Speaker 00

  Yeah.

• 23:37Speaker 00

  Very good read.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  I know. What was it about?

• 23:41Speaker 00

  Dry riding.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  It's a last art form, I would say. And me and Vogue are old enough to remember before condoms were invented. So our only option was the dry ride.

• 23:52Speaker 00

  It was kind of my only thing to do because if I wasn't dry riding, they were gonna try and feel my boobs and there were no boobs. So I had to just really concentrate on getting good at the dry riding, you know?

• 24:02Speaker 02

  Yeah, stick a nipple in the inner calf, distract them. I don't know if we've answered that question, but I will say, if it makes the listener emailer in feel any better, I know myself, after a couple of drinks, you can be a little bit sassy. And then the next day, you're like, mm, was that sass? Or was I being a bit of a dick?

• 24:23Speaker 00

  And sometimes it's not your fault when you're sometimes a little bit mean. At least, you know, at least you're self reflecting. So you're not a dick.

• 24:29Speaker 02

  Yeah. Alcohol melts down a bit of sadness and sometimes dials up the melt.

• 24:35Speaker 00

  Hmm.

• 24:37Speaker 02

  That'd be a great segment. Was I being sassy or a bit of a dick? That'd be a good segment, Jo, wouldn't it? Kind of like our attempt at wellness and supporting each other.

• 24:47Speaker 00

  Well, I don't support you because do you know what, Joanne? You're meant to go out tonight and you were saying it was raining. It stopped raining and I looked at the weather earlier and it's not gonna rain anymore.

• 24:56Speaker 02

  What's this attack?

• 24:57Speaker 00

  Enjoy your night, okay?

• 24:59Speaker 02

  What's this attack?

• 25:01Speaker 00

  Because I need to know what happens. I don't want to go. Not that I'm invited. I'm not invited, but like, go do something so I know about it.

• 25:08Speaker 02

  No, I've cancelled.

• 25:09Speaker 00

  Oh, God.

• 25:11Speaker 02

  It's the bed for me. And it's 4:44pm, just so people know, on a Friday evening.

• 25:17Speaker 00

  I'm gonna be in bed by 6:30. Don't care.

• 25:19Speaker 02

  Come next week. It is go, go, go till June. So I'm enjoying.

• 25:23Speaker 00

  Where are you going? Are you going away?

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Going everywhere. I have America.

• 25:27Speaker 00

  You're going to Australia?

• 25:28Speaker 02

  I have the States, then I have Australia. I have the last Olympia shows in Ireland.

• 25:32Speaker 00

  That's like your favourite thing to do. You love it.

• 25:34Speaker 02

  I do love it. I do love it, yeah.

• 25:40Speaker 02

  That's it for the bonus. We will see you on Friday for the main. As always, like and subscribe. We are on YouTube, allegedly, aren't we?

• 25:50Speaker 00

  I have, I've seen this.

• 25:51Speaker 02

  We very much are. Yes, we're very much on that. And what else, folk?

• 25:55Speaker 00

  The vlog is also on YouTube. Come to the Brits at me at the vlog.

• 25:58Speaker 02

  Go to the Brits.

• 25:59Speaker 00

  Yes, yes.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Go to the Brits on the vlog.

• 26:02Speaker 00

  What does she even do?

• 26:03Speaker 02

  I can't wait.

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