Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "She kept washing... And washing..." About this episode One little mention of a Thai massage faux pas and the flood gates open... Apparently a lot of you have found yourselves in questionable situations, so let's hear another. Meanwhile, Vogue is just about settling back in (she literally landed hours ago) and Joanne has BIG tour news.
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0:40 Speaker 02 Hello, welcome to the bonus of my therapist ghosted me. It's me, Jaron McNally. It's her, Vogue Williams. It's him, Jo Ashwell. It's the usual crowd.
0:51 Speaker 02 Can I say how secure I feel knowing that you're at the end of the road?
0:54 Speaker 03 I know, it's nice, isn't it? That I'm around. I just feel like Australia's like, not just a different time zone, it's a different.
1:01 Speaker 02 Ah, it's a different fucking world. You're in the upside down. It's all very strange for things coded, yeah.
1:06 Speaker 03 I do love Australia and I drank all the coffee that I could possibly fit into my body in the time that I had to fit it in. And because obviously I had no coffee in the jungle. And when I say cutting caffeine and sugar, I had the worst headaches. They were like expect really bad headaches on day two. And I was like, not gonna happen to me. Oh my God, I nearly had to cut the head off. I nearly had to cut it off.
1:32 Speaker 02 Can I just say, we're so lucky to have you back. And have you publicly said that you were hypnotized against insects?
1:41 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:41 Speaker 02 Oh, granted. But I don't know if that's public knowledge or am I like selling a story on her for free?
1:48 Speaker 03 It's not against the rules. And I think that I was, I think I was hypnotized against like. The odd insect. I don't think I was hypnotised against hundreds of them being poured on my head.
1:59 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:59 Speaker 03 Still, I coped. I'm happy to be home. I am happy to be home, but I do love Australia and I had a really nice time there. But it is difficult to keep in touch with people because of the time difference. Now.
2:10 Speaker 02 And the fact you'd no found. I found that harder, to be honest. I mean, I think we've got to have a time difference.
2:15 Speaker 03 I forgot about the phone. I didn't even think about the phone when I was in the jungle because once it's gone, it's gone. And you're just like, I did, I did consider in my mind, and I'd be sitting there with my resting bitch face. And I was like, I wonder what's going on in the, in the world of the celebrities. I don't know.
2:29 Speaker 02 Did you find your thumb just kind of scrolling the air? That's what I would do. I'd just be like scrolling the air.
2:33 Speaker 03 I'm very concerned about the Beckham's, to be honest with you. I didn't know what was happening. Had they made up when I was out?
2:38 Speaker 02 No.
2:39 Speaker 03 No, they hadn't.
2:40 Speaker 02 The drama rolls on.
2:42 Speaker 03 It does roll on. But I would like to take one thing to Australia. I don't know if anyone's into it, but they all get up and maybe it's the Gold Coast. I don't know if it's the whole of Australia, but obviously I was jet lagged when I went over. So I'd be up at like four in the morning, open the window. Everyone's jogging on the beach. They're all, the cafe's open at 6am over there. It's the right time for me.
3:02 Speaker 02 I, at the moment, am feeling great on myself. Okay. I had, I go through periods where I'm very physical, like as in working out, training, running around, doing my bits and bobs. And then I go through my sloth phase where I'm on the road and I'm kind of eating petrol station sandwiches and drinking wine. And, and very much, it's a room service sloth Boffet's vibe.
3:21 Speaker 03 I'll never understand sandwiches though. I just, for, for me, I just.
3:25 Speaker 02 I like wet food, though.
3:26 Speaker 03 Very.
3:26 Speaker 02 It's none of your business.
3:28 Speaker 03 It's damp and moist. Okay.
3:30 Speaker 02 I like the chicken that has never touched a real chicken in its life. I like the stuff that's being manufactured by man under a bunsen burner.
3:39 Speaker 03 No, no, I just can't. Not for me.
3:42 Speaker 02 They're like cutting up plastic and they're burning it down into chicken. And I'm like, dilish. Put a bit of mayo on it.
3:48 Speaker 03 And the pathetic looking salad leaves that get thrown in there.
3:52 Speaker 02 But anyway, so I was like, I'm not really feeling myself at the moment. And a, a woman said to me, oh, it's just winter, Joanne. And I was like, oh my God, you're so right. I'm just, it's winter meat. And Australia, because their winters. Are not like our winters. So of course they're super hot because they're they're always on display in a way that this side of the world we're not like we can all we can all get a bit like lazy and sassy and sit on the couch and like eat with their hands and like throw a lot of carbs down us and just enjoy that season. Whereas if you're in Australia and your body is always on display because it's fucking roasting, it's a different energy over there.
4:28 Speaker 03 But I do, it's not just that. It's the way their timings sit. I just really like them. And since I got home, I don't like jet lag on the way over there because I find it torturous to be sitting up on your own. And I know phone, keep in mind. So like I was obviously I had my nature, so it's okay. But a book recommendation, The Wedding People, very good.
4:48 Speaker 02 Oh, what's it about?
4:50 Speaker 03 I just feel like I'll give away a spoiler. It's very good because very early on she comes out with this thing and it's just like, whoa, I just wasn't expecting that. But it's a really, really good book to read. So I was reading that over there.
5:02 Speaker 02 Brilliant. And I will read your recs. And can I give a rec? Have I spoken about Cathy Burke yet? Now, I did her podcast about death. She had that amazing death podcast that she is now.
5:10 Speaker 03 There's a will, there's, oh, she stopped.
5:12 Speaker 02 She's left. There's a will, she's left. But apparently Cathy wrote this whole thing on her phone. And
5:18 Speaker 03 Stop.
5:19 Speaker 02 Yeah, she wrote it on her phone. And like, I, so.
5:23 Speaker 03 What's it about, first of all? Is it a?
5:24 Speaker 02 Her life. It's a memoir. It's a memoir.
5:26 Speaker 04 A mind of my own.
5:28 Speaker 02 A mind of my own. Now, I'm only halfway through. Like, she hasn't hit the Kevin and Perry stage or like she's not in, she's starting to act as such. But my God, that woman had a life. And, and as you know, I've been very vocal about the fact that I, and I love a celebrity memoir. I love like getting into the nitty gritty of people's lives. But Cathy writes about her childhood in a way that's so engaging. It's, it's, it's, I'm thoroughly enjoying it. And she doesn't fluff things. She's quite like measured in how she speaks. But apparently she wrote the whole thing on her phone. But anyway, it's thoroughly enjoyable. But she, my God, her mother died when she was, I don't know if she was even a year old. And then she
6:10 Speaker 02 was raised by her father, who was a raving alcoholic, and her two older brothers. And she was kind of raised like a little boy for a very long time. And then she talks about like her punk era. And so I'm just finishing her punk era. And it's, it's, it's, it's really, really good. She's such an interesting person. But also, I have a podcast recommendation.
6:32 Speaker 03 Would you just mind if I, can I put on my face mask? Because this isn't recorded, it's not going to block anything, is it?
6:38 Speaker 04 Smash on me.
6:39 Speaker 03 Can you hear me still? Or no? Yeah?
6:42 Speaker 04 Okay, when you said a face mask, I-
6:43 Speaker 03 Oh yeah, I thought you meant like a, yeah.
6:45 Speaker 04 You sound like the man in the iron mask.
6:47 Speaker 03 Listen guys, I liked it, I liked it.
6:50 Speaker 04 What the fuck?
6:53 Speaker 02 What are you up to, Vogue? What are you doing? Have you invested in that?
6:56 Speaker 03 I was gonna put, I was, I just wanna, I wanted to put on my LED mask for God's sake. I asked and then-
7:03 Speaker 04 I thought you meant a cream.
7:04 Speaker 03 Do you know what this feels like? This feels like hair again. This feels like the hair all over again, okay?
7:08 Speaker 04 Absolutely insane. I can't believe we don't make videos-
7:10 Speaker 02 I thought you meant your little Frankenstein mask that you like wearing in your private time. I didn't know you meant your skin.
7:15 Speaker 03 You have the same mask, I don't know what you're talking about, you stupid guy.
7:19 Speaker 02 Let's go, let's revert back to business. So, it's called, sorry, it's called "In The Dark", so it's from The New Yorker. So, I'm just gonna read you the description, then you can make up your, I don't want to spoil it. "On August 7th, 1985, five family members were shot dead in their English country manor Whitehouse Farm. It looked like an open and shut case, but The New Yorker staff writer Heidi Blake finds that almost nothing about the story is as it seems." It's really, really good. I don't want to spoil it.
7:47 Speaker 03 I've watched a show on that, but Joanne, you're always here for the really uplifting pod recommendations. If you'd like anything around murder and death, Joanne is your woman.
7:57 Speaker 02 And sorry, Peppa Pig, I mean, what you want? Come on, I'm a woman in my-
8:00 Speaker 03 I want, I want Care Bears and Peppa Pig. I can't be listening to that kind of stuff and just going about my daily life.
8:06 Speaker 02 I hear around about why you're bringing out a pilot soon, so you'll be delighted.
8:08 Speaker 03 Five murders, five, not just one, just five murders casually at a farm.
8:12 Speaker 02 The more the merrier.
8:13 Speaker 03 Great, I'll just pop it on before bed.
8:16 Speaker 02 Like, The New Yorker, they're like, it's so well made, it's so well produced. And I will, I don't think I'm giving away a spoiler by saying it's a suggestive miscarriage of justice, and it is, it's full on, it's really well made, and highly recommend. That's all I'll say.
8:31 Speaker 03 Thanks, that's a great thought for me to have now. It's getting close to my bedtime, it's 20 past 6, my aura is about to tell me to start preparing for bed.
8:37 Speaker 02 Well, let's pray you wake up, Vogue, that's all I'm gonna say, because that's coming first of all.
8:45 Speaker 02 I have some exciting news and Vogue, you will appreciate this.
8:49 Speaker 03 She's leaning in.
8:50 Speaker 02 I'm adding a ninth Apollo.
8:53 Speaker 03 Fuck me. Oh my god.
8:57 Speaker 02 A ninth Apollo, but guess Vogue, and this is for you. This is me, this is me stripping.
9:02 Speaker 03 Why don't you just do the O2? Like, you could have done the O2 over here.
9:05 Speaker 02 It's not the same vibe, but you can never predict how it's gonna go. But this one's for you Vogue, this is me literally doing a titty dance for you because the ninth Apollo is.
9:16 Speaker 02 It's a matinee, baby.
9:17 Speaker 03 Yes.
9:20 Speaker 03 Oh my fucking god.
9:22 Speaker 02 Matinee.
9:25 Speaker 02 I said, if I'm gonna get Vogue Williams out of the house between three and six, I'm gonna rent out the LeHammersmith Apollo and tap dance for her. So I'm in, so there's only one Apollo left with tickets available and it's the 15th of February. And I've been wanting to do this matinee thing for ages because I have had questions about it. Now, it could be one of those things where, do you know when someone's like, oh, please come to Atlanta, we all wanna see you. And then you go and there's three tickets sold. I do not know how it's gonna go, but the beauty of it is I've had Apollo that night anyway. So I'm like, fuck it, I'll go in early.
9:59 Speaker 03 Gross, I'm not going that night. Get lost. I am at the matinee. Joe, let's go to the matinee.
10:03 Speaker 02 3pm.
10:05 Speaker 03 I just cannot. Okay, Joe.
10:08 Speaker 02 It's the HRT show.
10:09 Speaker 03 We start drinking at 12, we start drinking at 12, we go for lunch. We don't wanna get too messy because we might start shouting at her. 3 o'clock, we sit down, we watch Joanne, fed by seven.
10:20 Speaker 02 Well, look, this is a massive experiment on my part and I'm willing to do the work and I'm willing to trial it. Because, you know, Vogue, you obviously, you know, like, I rent that venue, so obviously I have to, you know, you don't wanna lose money on the venue, but because I'm in the venue that night, the costs are already there. So I'm like, okay, let's see, let's see if this is actually gonna work. I'll do a 3pm and then I'll do an 8pm.
10:43 Speaker 04 You should have a coffee morning, that morning as well whilst you're there.
10:47 Speaker 03 What's his name? What's his name? Daniel O'Donnell. She's the new Daniel O'Donnell.
10:53 Speaker 02 We can have a coffee.
10:54 Speaker 03 While being sorting.
10:55 Speaker 02 As well, you know.
10:58 Speaker 02 Oh, she's a Daniel, Daniel O'Donnell of standard comedy, the dream.
11:02 Speaker 03 I think all comics should follow suit. I'm sorry, but listen, we have, we, we, everyone likes to schedule bedtime. No one wants to be up too late. And I'll tell you what, the last time I got Cheers Zero, I by accident didn't go to bed till half four and I wasn't happy with myself. And that's in the morning, by the way, half four in the morning. It happened by accident. At least now I know if there's an accident, I'll still be in bed by eleven.
11:24 Speaker 02 Oh, you'll be caught, you'll be in your eye masks and air plugs by ten at the very latest. And while I'm here, I also, I'd be killed if I don't mention these other shows we've added. We've added an extra Leeds, Brighton, Manchester and Liverpool. Third of June, eighteenth, twenty sixth and twenty seventh, and also Australia and New Zealand are also on sale. You know the deal. You know where to go. You know, you know the crack. But the main event, and the three arena, obviously you have to put that in there, but.
11:51 Speaker 03 Twenty twenty six, the three arena, twenty twenty six.
11:54 Speaker 02 But the, but yeah, matinee for you, Vok, just for you, baby.
11:59 Speaker 03 What if I'm the only one there?
12:00 Speaker 02 You will be.
12:00 Speaker 03 Don't blame, don't blame this on me. I will not take the hit first. And girls listening, don't let me down. I'm, I'm gonna, listen, if that show is half sold, I'm gonna go out. I'm gonna start flyer-ing again. I'm gonna get this sold.
12:12 Speaker 02 But you know, I actually, do you know what? I actually do not mind. I'm not just saying that. Cause obviously we all want to do well and sell and cover our costs and all that jazz. But I'm, this is such a, it's genuinely an experiment. If there is two hundred of us there in the Hammer Smith Apollo, it would actually be even maybe more crack than the extent of filling it.
12:32 Speaker 03 I'm so annoyed I went there last month. What the hell?
12:36 Speaker 02 It's a day out.
12:37 Speaker 03 I, I'm gonna have to, I will have to do a couple of evenings as well, because everyone's asking me, will I go to the show with them? And I'm like, I'll go, I'll go to the show. So I'm gonna, I have, I have at least, well, I've got two more. And then I'll go to the twenty twenty six arena. Obviously I'm not gonna miss your arena.
12:51 Speaker 02 No, no, no, no, God, no. But yeah, you're, you're, well, I'd like you at the matinee with the kids, of course. And Joe, you're welcome to bring your children as well. It's a, it's a family day out. Yeah. I'm, I'm gonna give them little headphones as they come in.
13:06 Speaker 03 I might bring tea. Tea would absolutely love that.
13:09 Speaker 02 I've seen the footage. He's grown. Super fast.
13:12 Speaker 03 He doesn't understand what you say anyway, so it's fine.
13:13 Speaker 02 Exactly. It's the accent.
13:24 Speaker 03 Hello, Joanne.
13:26 Speaker 02 Folks and Joe.
13:28 Speaker 03 Just listening to the bonus episode, Brooke Road howling with laughter at his experience of massage. The bonus episode reminded me, sorry, did Joe, did Groh do the bonus?
13:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, he did a bonus, yeah.
13:38 Speaker 04 Sounds like you've got some catching up to do, mate.
13:41 Speaker 03 Okay, sorry, Joe, I literally just landed. Sorry, I'm sorry I haven't been able to catch up fully for you.
13:45 Speaker 02 Lazy.
13:46 Speaker 03 My Christ, the amount of shit I got off people yesterday. I'm like, I have been flying for 26 hours. Can you just give me a little break? Okay, the bonus reminded me of my one and only Thai massage, a story about my complete naivety and innocence to the world of illegal massage parlors in Glasgow. I was walking through Glasgow city centre after a very tough morning. Then I saw a handwritten sign advertising Thai massage, £45. And I thought, bargain, this is the sign I needed. This will pull me out of my slump. I walked into the parlor.
14:21 Speaker 02 Sorry, like wank her out of her slump or pull her out? Come on, carry on. Just out of it, come on.
14:27 Speaker 03 Which was literally.
14:30 Speaker 02 It's, it's writing itself.
14:34 Speaker 03 Which was literally just someone's house. Two women looked at me like I'd just walked into their living room uninvited, because I basically had. When I asked for the massage, they spoke to each other in Mandarin, looking absolutely baffled. But I was committed to this bargain, this sounds like me. So I enthusiastically went back outside, took a picture of the sign, pointed to my phone and asked if the £45 offer was still available. One woman reluctantly shrugged and led me to a bedroom. I was delighted. Stripped down to my pants, lay face down, sheet over me, ready for someone to walk on my back and sort out all my grief and tension.
15:15 Speaker 02 Cracks.
15:15 Speaker 03 Oh, oh, she came back with a sponge and warm soapy water and started washing me.
15:23 Speaker 02 Delicious, yeah, love it. I don't see any problems here.
15:27 Speaker 03 I'd love to be washed. When was the last time someone washed you?
15:29 Speaker 02 I cannot remember the last time I was soaked down.
15:33 Speaker 03 I was reading a book and someone was getting their hair washed by someone. And I thought, that would be, like, imagine, like, I want you to wash my hair the next time I see you, Joanne.
15:44 Speaker 02 Mmm. You've a lot of colour in your hair, Vogue.
15:48 Speaker 03 Okay, Joanne, you're washing my hair.
15:50 Speaker 02 You've a lot of colour.
15:52 Speaker 03 Every part of me, I'm lying there thinking, this is unusual, but sure, maybe this is how Thai massage starts. The deep tissue bit is coming. She kept washing and washing. Then she told me how sexy I was.
16:07 Speaker 02 Okay. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is going to a fruity place. We're going fruity. We're going spice bag.
16:12 Speaker 03 Oh, thanks, I said brightly, thinking she was just being friendly, still fully expecting the massage part to begin. Twenty minutes of cold soapy water later, it finally clicked. And listen, I've always been slow to catch on to things, but everything suddenly came into sharp focus. This woman was absolutely working towards a happy ending.
16:35 Speaker 03 I panicked. I need to get back to work, I said, asking for a towel. She looked genuinely disappointed, but was very quick to demand the forty five pounds.
16:42 Speaker 02 Yeah, of course, yeah.
16:44 Speaker 03 Obviously, they didn't take courage. So I got escorted by a ten year old boy to the cash machine to make sure I didn't do a runner.
16:52 Speaker 02 Sorry now. I like nothing but respect for this woman who's actually putting a pre-work into the work. I'm not going to soap a lad down. I'm just going to go straight in with the dry hand. So I think frankly, it's worth the forty five quid.
17:06 Speaker 03 What a dry hand. Come on. You can't be doing it dry.
17:09 Speaker 02 Bit of sawdust, actually. I'm in a bad place.
17:12 Speaker 03 A little bit of sandpaper on a sandpaper glove.
17:15 Speaker 02 I'm like, you will not enjoy this for a second. I will do it, but this will be the worst.
17:19 Speaker 03 Would you like to borrow my electric sander? Mind you.
17:27 Speaker 03 So there it is. I paid fifty pounds. The boy didn't give me any change for the world's most awkward sponge bath, left with damp knickers and learned the handwritten signs in Glasgow are not to be trusted. On the plus side, it definitely took my mind off the funeral. Love the podcast and Joanne, can't wait to see you in Glasgow in February. Joanne, get the address for yourself. Get the address.
17:46 Speaker 02 Look, listen, and I, you know, like, I, I'm not the, I don't have.
17:50 Speaker 03 You would take the happy ending, aren't you, Joanne?
17:52 Speaker 02 Well, I take the bathing and they'd be like, just cut out the end. I'm tired.
17:57 Speaker 03 Once you're in there, you're going to take the end.
17:58 Speaker 02 If I thought a woman would soak me down, yeah, and we could chat and have a glass of wine, I'd be like, go for it. I'd love that. And you just don't have to finish me, you know, it's fine. I, I think that's, I actually think that's community led. And I think there's no problem with that.
18:13 Speaker 03 I did see, I nearly went for a Thai massage and this shouldn't be what you think of when you think of it, but like there was a place in Brisbane, in, um, sorry, the Gold Coast. And I was like, oh, maybe I'll go for a Thai massage because I'd had a massage in the hotel and the girl kept going, yeah, yeah. And it was like, I was like, oh my God, this is, I, that felt sexual to me. So maybe I wouldn't mind the Thai massage.
18:36 Speaker 02 I feel sorry, so I, I, cause like, let's face it, Thai massages are like, they're the best in the biz. That's why we all go. That's why they have such a good reputation. But I've gone into Thai massage parlors because I like to get my back cracked and I like to get the shit kicked out of my back every now and again. But I see signs on the door going, please keep pants on. And I'm like, what are these women putting up with? Like, this is awful. Like, but then I guess it's kind of, it's like no one's sure and men go in under the premise of like, is this a thing?
19:06 Speaker 03 How do you find out though? Is it just through word of mouth that you find out which one is which?
19:11 Speaker 02 I think so.
19:12 Speaker 03 There's, yeah, there's a lot in London.
19:14 Speaker 02 Yeah. And I think suddenly, I think at the end they'll be like, look, do you want the happy ending, blah, blah, blah. Or like you go into somewhere and when there's signs going, please keep your fucking clothes on, you pervert. You're like, okay, this isn't the vibe. Fine.
19:25 Speaker 03 Well, I told you about the happy ending man who I met, um, for a TV show I was doing and he basically goes around and just happy ends women. I don't even know if he bothers with the massage. He just goes and does the
19:33 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:34 Speaker 03 Fingering. Can you say fingering? Can I say this?
19:38 Speaker 02 I mean, listen, I understand it. I'm a busy woman. Would I like to give my hand a night off every now and again? Sure. Why not? Business is business. Money's money. Fucking throw it away. Get, get what you want. Okay.
19:49 Speaker 03 If you're paying the 45 pence in Glasgow, which you certainly will, Joanne, I think you should, cause you know what? You owe us this. We want it for a bit of content. Tell us how you go. Enjoy the bath and enjoy the happy ending.
20:00 Speaker 02 I'm turning into a middle aged man where I'm like, oh, do I have to pay for it now? How sad.
20:04 Speaker 03 Don't look at it, just look at it as how empowering, how empowering.
20:08 Speaker 02 Sorry. Bonnie Blue has been arrested. Speaking of sex work.
20:12 Speaker 03 Oh God, I was gonna, I, I actually, I, I thought we'd get away with it, but maybe 15 years in jail. At least we won't hear from her anymore.
20:20 Speaker 02 I, no more than me not get My head around AI and I'm sharing photos of like fish with binoculars on their eyes. I I'm I'm concerned, I'm like, is this real or is it a pure stunt? So I'm gonna, I'm gonna hang up on this call now and I'm gonna go and I'm gonna find out. I think she's Jen, you only been arrested, but you wouldn't know her. It's all press and all, it's all bullshit, I don't know.
20:41 Speaker 03 That came out from the authorities in Bali. Will I tell you how, will I tell you how much I believe everything everyone says about me? So in the jungle, Ginge told me that like you come back, you tell each other about your trial. So he came back and he was like, yeah. And and then I went into this other thing and there was two crocodiles, but it was fine because I had gum shields on. I was like, how did they get? And I went into the BT and I was like, how did she just get gum shields for the crocodiles? I was like, that is amazing. I was like, I can't believe that. Believed it the whole time until the end. He was like, Vogue, Vogue, they didn't have gum shields.
21:18 Speaker 02 Sorry, Vogue, I think this is why we work well together because I would have absolutely believed that. Hook line and sinker because I'd like alligators, they're like, they're involved in a professional job. They don't want them to be hurt. They've got armbands and gum shields. I'm like, yeah, fair. I would, I would never question it.
21:34 Speaker 03 No.
21:35 Speaker 02 I wouldn't question it.
21:36 Speaker 03 If he had never told me, I would never ever have thought any differently. I would have just been like, where do they get them? And is it like when you start hockey where you have to put it in the warm water? So how big was the joke for the, for the alligator one?
21:48 Speaker 02 I, I wouldn't question it. Like I'd be like, I trust you what you're telling me. I trust that we're all in this together. And yeah, fair play. Have they got prices and veneers? Grant.
22:07 Speaker 03 Thanks, everybody for listening and I hope you too have a gum shield for your crocodile. Goodbye.
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