Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "I don't hear from him for a solid 24 hours." About this episode Joanne has still not delivered Vogue's Christmas presents to her, so that's a thing. Vogue takes the opportunity to do the annual test of whether or not Joanne can correctly remember Otto's birthday. Plus, the American woman in Pakistan and a party boy who goes off grid for 24 hours at a time.
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Transcript 0:02 Speaker 00 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:10 Speaker 01 Welcome to My Therapist Ghosted Me yet again. It is I, Dwayne McNally, yet again, with Jo Assiwell once more and Vogue Williams.
0:26 Speaker 01 The way the light's kind of hitting you there, Jo. You look like you've had a full head of highlights.
0:31 Speaker 02 He looks like he's just watched the Boys on documentary himself.
0:35 Speaker 01 I just want to look like the lads. Everybody, yeah. Oh, sorry, that's not Boys, I'm sorry.
0:44 Speaker 03 That's Backstreet Boys.
0:45 Speaker 01 Sorry, sorry.
0:47 Speaker 02 Jo, why don't you part it down the middle and give yourself some curtains? Curtains.
0:52 Speaker 01 They're all the same, those bands. They're all the same.
0:54 Speaker 02 I might fancy you actually. Don't do the curtains. No, I might fancy you. Don't do it. Don't do it.
0:59 Speaker 01 When I was a teenager, do you remember the kind of the rat haircut that the young lads had? So they'd have it shaved at the back and then they'd have this incredibly long, it was like shaved all over and that long fringe. Oh my God, I couldn't control myself.
1:14 Speaker 02 Oh, I thought you were talking about an actual rat's tail. Do you not remember people had the little rat's tail down the back? Do you remember that?
1:20 Speaker 01 Yes, of course I do. I still like that. Me and Vogue were just chatting because I'm a little bit, I'm a little bit behind on my gift giving. I've, I've gathered a collection of gifts here for Vogue. I have her Christmas presents, which I still haven't delivered. I have a little handbag for Gigi that I bought in Cape Town, a little plastic bag full of, full of shit, basically.
1:39 Speaker 02 She's going to love that.
1:41 Speaker 01 And then I, and then I sent a present ahead of time. I sent a present directly to Vogue's in case, for Otto, in case it got stolen by the, our postal thief. And so I need to go down and basically receive all the kudos for giving these gifts. The problem is I don't have something for Otto, so I was hoping to do it when he's out with his friends.
2:00 Speaker 02 No Theodore, you don't have something for Theodore.
2:02 Speaker 01 Oh, sorry, the other one, the other one.
2:04 Speaker 02 No wonder you forgot to get him a kid.
2:07 Speaker 03 No, it's just, just one of them.
2:08 Speaker 01 Just that other one, he's that other one that we don't really, I have nothing to do with him really. He's very independent now.
2:14 Speaker 02 Can I just say though, that is like a really nice thing to even think of. Cause my auntie Naomi would come to my house. Cause she, she loves St Vincent de Paul, so we give her all our stuff to bring some Vincent de Paul. When she's there, she'll buy something for the kids. Weirdly, it's like they never have anything for Theodore and she'll come up to the house. She'll give the other two something and Theodore's like, are, are, are, are like a seal. Just waiting and she's like, oh, I didn't get you anything Theodore.
2:39 Speaker 01 Well, do you know what? I think that's a new thing because when I was, so now I know, cause obviously I've, I've, I've a lot of children in my life and I've, I don't know what I'm tipping on 15 godkids at this stage. And I now I know the rules, I know the rules and you have to, if you're giving the kids something, you have to give all the kids something. But I will say, back in my day, people were very happy to hand my brother something right in front of my face. And you just, you didn't, there was nothing, kids, it's so easy for them now.
3:07 Speaker 02 I will, I will say there is a rule.
3:10 Speaker 01 There's no struggle anymore.
3:12 Speaker 02 If it's their birthday, it's different. If it's, if it's Theodore's birthday, I don't expect you to get anything for Gigi or Otto. It's Theodore's birthday. I'm very much in that and I don't like if somebody wins something, they win, you don't win. Tough luck.
3:26 Speaker 01 Yeah.
3:27 Speaker 02 You're crap.
3:31 Speaker 01 Boo the kids that come last on sports day. That's what I say.
3:34 Speaker 02 Too slow loser, too slow. I throw eggs at them.
3:38 Speaker 01 Unfortunately, I can't, if it's Theodore's birthday, I'm still gonna, I, I can't really, I'm so behind on Otto's presents. I have to give it to Otto instead. But once, but once I catch up, I will give, start giving Theodore presents. But any occasion, everything has to go to Otto at the moment sadly.
3:51 Speaker 02 When's Theodore's birthday? Go on, give me a month.
3:55 Speaker 01 Av, oh, come on now, that's not fair. That's like asking me to do, that's like asking me to do an equation live on the podcast.
4:04 Speaker 02 When is Otto's birthday?
4:07 Speaker 01 Av, oh, come on now.
4:11 Speaker 01 Come on now. The fact, like, come on, I'm getting involved, slow and steady.
4:16 Speaker 02 If I give you, it's out of three, okay? I'll give you, it's, it's multiple choice for Otto's birthday, right? December?
4:25 Speaker 02 April? Or August?
4:31 Speaker 01 For some reason, April is ringing a bell to me.
4:36 Speaker 01 Am I right?
4:38 Speaker 02 You're right.
4:39 Speaker 01 Look at that. Oh my God, I should win an award. Hold on, so we're not recording today, we're not recording visuals, so I can cape, so I can take, I can cape off my. I can take off my cape, don't I?
4:52 Speaker 02 I think it's not fair to either of us. Well, neither of us, it's covering a lot. Come on, leave it on.
4:58 Speaker 01 No one said anything about, no one, no one said, oh, is that a cap from Cape Town? That's why I wore it. It's a conversation starter to say that I was in Cape Town. No? Thanks, guys.
5:09 Speaker 01 What a waste.
5:10 Speaker 02 Did you go on? Well, in fairness, we obviously missed you a lot because we felt like you were gone away for five weeks, but you were only gone for three.
5:17 Speaker 01 Because I don't understand the currency, that hat could have been neither a pound or a grand. I've no, I have no idea. Because obviously, I'm pick as shit.
5:28 Speaker 02 Well, I don't think so. It's very hard to understand that currency business.
5:33 Speaker 01 No, it's, I'm lazy. I just decide not to engage. Like, if I actually thought about it, I probably could figure it out. I just don't, I just don't. I'm stubborn like that. I'm like, oh no, I'm, I'm, I've decided to not. I find it tiresome in my brain, so I just, I just don't put my brain through it.
5:48 Speaker 02 Well, I only like to really think about it when it's working in my favour. So when we were in Australia, I was like, oh, hang on a second, everything here is half price for me. So this is great. Yes, I will take those trousers I don't really want because they're half price.
6:00 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's what happened to us. That's what happened to us in PE Nation. Sorry, speaking of which, no, this is, and it's not PE Nation's fault. I put, obviously I'm, I'm back from the holidays, so there's, the place is like a laundry, right? There's sheets hanging everywhere and bikinis hanging everywhere and like all, all the like sexy gear that I don't know where I thought I was going. I thought I was going on holiday in a brothel. I don't know where I thought I was going. Obviously, none of it worn, but it's been sitting in a suitcase, so it has to be washed. So there's shit hanging everywhere. But I put on a whitewash, so like all my white stuff, my white, like little Calvin Klein tank tops and everything. I'm sure, didn't I sneak in? Didn't I sneak in a pair of fluorescent pink shorts for the croc?
6:40 Speaker 02 Oh, no.
6:42 Speaker 01 My PE Nation shorts. How, of all the things? So now everything-
6:47 Speaker 02 They couldn't be brighter.
6:48 Speaker 01 They couldn't be brighter. And they haven't reduced at all. They're still, they haven't even diluted it. They're still flashing. And now everything is pastel pink. And you know what? I don't hate it. All my bed sheets are on. I'm actually fine with it.
7:00 Speaker 02 What I will say is you could pop them in the wash. You can get this white remover thing, this, as the queen of washing. It's white remover. You only put it in the wash. It's not hard. And if you want to wash all colors like that together, you get like a color catcher. Come on. Come on.
7:14 Speaker 01 Had I known, had I known I was contaminating the wash with a pair of fluorescent pink shorts. Do you not think I would have put a fucking color catcher in? Of course I would. I'm in my 40s. I know.
7:24 Speaker 02 In your 40s and you're putting bright pink shorts in with white stuff?
7:27 Speaker 01 Do you know what I'd love to know? How do lads get away with this shit? I have never once seen a lad separate his colors. Never once. Joe, have you frozen?
7:36 Speaker 02 What I will-
7:36 Speaker 01 Are you just that shocked?
7:38 Speaker 02 No, he's frozen.
7:39 Speaker 01 Oh, is he?
7:44 Speaker 01 I'm desperately trying to get my head around this American woman in Pakistan. Have you seen this story?
7:50 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Was I talking to you about it or was it Amber I was talking to about it?
7:56 Speaker 01 Must have been Amber because someone only sent it to me last night and I haven't spoken to you.
8:01 Speaker 02 It was hardly, hardly, hardly tell me about it. That she's going to clean up Pakistan.
8:06 Speaker 01 There's, there's an American woman who met a man online, Pakistani man, so who, she was going to marry. So she's now in Pakistan. He's ghosted her. I think he's like 19 or something. She's left her family in America, her kids and her husband and all. And now she's in Pakistan demanding money to tidy up Pakistan. They're giving her press conferences. I don't know why they're giving her so much airtime. They've tried to get her to leave. She won't leave. I didn't know that was an option. I didn't know you could just refuse to leave a country. I don't know what's happening. And she just wants to clean up the road. She's like, I don't like Pakistan. She's asking, she's making demands, a 20k here, a hundred grand there.
8:48 Speaker 01 It's all very strange. Now her sons are saying that she does have, which I suppose we should know, some mental health issues. So now she, they, she's agreed to fly home. She's actually just cracked there in the last era from what I can tell. And she's like, actually, do you know what? Yeah, I'll get, get me on the plane. I'm not happy. I don't like it here. And the husband never turned up or the fiance never turned up?
9:07 Speaker 02 I'm sure he didn't, he's nineteen, he's nineteen.
9:11 Speaker 01 Very strange. I mean, talk about taking an online flirtation to the next level. My god.
9:18 Speaker 02 And also, from what I've heard about Pakistan, it's very green and very nice. So she's being quite rude about what's meant to be a beautiful country.
9:26 Speaker 01 Also, another country's potholes are none of your business. Imagine someone came into Ireland and was on the RTU news giving out about the state of the bus stops. We'd kick off. You can't do that. Keep your shit, keep your opinions to yourself. You don't even live there. Do you know in Mean Girls, when you were, they were all doing that trust. You remember the trust test in Mean Girls, where they're all falling back into the crowd? And then one of them's like, I just want everyone to love each other like rainbows. And then they were like, she doesn't even go here. They let her fall, I think they let her fall in the end.
9:56 Speaker 02 Do you remember doing that thing with people? It'd be like, I'll catch you, I'll catch you, and you have to fall back. God.
10:03 Speaker 01 Sorry, we did that. I remember doing that in like, in school, as like, just, sorry, do you remember the light as a feather stiff as a.
10:08 Speaker 02 Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
10:10 Speaker 01 Do you remember light as a feather stiff as a board? I was writing about it the other day for something. Jo, you would know this now because you're, well, a boy, I guess, really.
10:18 Speaker 02 Googling it, mate.
10:19 Speaker 01 Light as a feather stiff as a board was when we just have sleepovers, girl sleepovers, girl slumber parties. We kind of engaged in some gentle witchcraft and we would chant a piece around each other. It was from The Craft.
10:33 Speaker 02 The movie The Craft, so good.
10:35 Speaker 01 And we'd try and, and we'd try and levitate each other with our fingertips. And I mean, funnily, we were very committed to it, considering it never once worked.
10:43 Speaker 02 Sorry, it definitely worked, but we had like, we had enough people to be carrying a coffin around the person. So it was like, of course it was gonna work, but.
10:52 Speaker 01 She's moving, yeah, she's moving.
10:55 Speaker 02 Some of my friends upgraded to. Ouija boards and sucking deodorant and I just wasn't involved and that's why I stopped going to sleepovers.
11:03 Speaker 01 Yeah, I mean sucking deodorant's not really that witchy woo woo really is it? That's just getting high on deodorants.
11:09 Speaker 03 Solvent abuse.
11:10 Speaker 01 Solvent, yeah, solvent abuse. It's not really a cute witch.
11:12 Speaker 02 Solvent abuse. I don't even know if it still goes on, but I remember me and a friend of mine, we were like, we were getting toilet paper, putting it in the garden and getting lighters and basically lighting the deodorant to light up the toilet paper and then chucking the deodorant over the wall. And then her mom like took us in and sat us down, like she'd found the deodorant and she was like, girls, this is so dangerous. And we were like, sorry. She thought that we were sucking deodorant, but we were just lighting things on fire. I don't know which.
11:38 Speaker 01 With deo- do you not know that deodorant, like that's like, it's a really flammable air though. You would have been better off.
11:44 Speaker 02 Of course I know it's flammable. That's why I was using it with the lighters. It was like a flamethrower. We spent hours doing that until we ran out of deodorant and hairspray. Anything that was really flammable.
11:57 Speaker 01 If I was a mother, I wouldn't be like, oh, thank God, girls, sorry. I thought you were inhaling and I didn't realise you were just setting fire to the cans.
12:05 Speaker 01 As you were. I'm sorry I disturbed.
12:10 Speaker 01 Carry on, girls will be girls.
12:13 Speaker 02 Do you remember when I used to have?
12:15 Speaker 01 Blow torches.
12:17 Speaker 02 I'd see a flame anywhere and I'd be like, woo, I used to love.
12:21 Speaker 01 Fire.
12:23 Speaker 01 Who was it I was talking to recently about pyromania? Can't remember, they'll come back to me. Maybe for another app. Fascinating disease.
12:32 Speaker 02 It is actually a disease. I obviously didn't have that, but like, but like, it's like you do get mesmerized by a fire. If you, do you ever look at a fire? You're literally like, it, it will literally put you into a trance.
12:42 Speaker 01 Yeah, I don't look at them that, yeah, but there's people who were, they're like, they're kind of, what would we say? Criminal pyromaniacs where they will just go around starting fires at the, they don't give a shit who goes down. They're just fascinated by, I mean, it's a mental illness, obviously. It's like kleptomania. It's mania. Anyway.
13:09 Speaker 02 Anyway, would you like to hear a couple of listener emails?
13:12 Speaker 01 I'd love to, darling.
13:15 Speaker 01 How are you? What did he want to be called again? Papa Pig or something like that?
13:17 Speaker 02 Poppet, Poppet.
13:19 Speaker 01 Poppet, God.
13:21 Speaker 02 Don't remind me, that really freaked me out the other day. I don't want to remember.
13:25 Speaker 01 Why did you ruin it, Jo?
13:27 Speaker 03 Oh, I just wanted to say something for effect, you know, and I got a reaction out of you, didn't I?
13:32 Speaker 01 You did, Poppet.
13:32 Speaker 02 Well, do you know what? There's, there's certain things over here, like we call being a brat being bold. And now I have to say naughty, but naughty wasn't like that kind of word when we were growing up. That was, it was kind of like a sexualized word.
13:44 Speaker 01 Sexy word, naughty.
13:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's not anymore for me. No, don't. It's not anymore for me.
13:49 Speaker 01 Oh, sorry. Okay. We've rebranded naughty. That's okay.
13:51 Speaker 02 Now I'm like, bold girl, bold girl.
13:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, I'm a bold. It's like when the Americans say, whose panties are these? We're like, what? Who's what?
14:04 Speaker 01 Are you wearing panties? It's absolutely none of your business, Colum.
14:10 Speaker 01 Panties is such panties is like to me quite like, it's like, it's a bit like knickers is your, knickers and pants.
14:17 Speaker 02 Knickers, knickers is the word.
14:18 Speaker 01 Panties is a bit, bit like, you know.
14:20 Speaker 02 No, that's really sexual.
14:22 Speaker 01 It's sexy, isn't it?
14:24 Speaker 02 Even when, even when you go into Victoria's Secrets, it's like five hours of panties. And I'm like, oh my God, they've written it. They've written it.
14:30 Speaker 01 And they're, they're allowed. They're supposed to be sexy panties.
14:37 Speaker 02 Dear Queens and Jo, thank you very much. Firstly, please keep me in on so that my boyfriend doesn't kill me since we both listen to the pod.
14:46 Speaker 01 Oh.
14:46 Speaker 02 Wow. Secondly, I need your advice on something that my boyfriend does that makes me livid. I love that word. I'll start by saying that he's the sweetest boyfriend you could ever ask for, but he has this one little red flag that I just can't ignore. I mean, we all do have red flags.
15:04 Speaker 02 At least once every few weeks, he'll go on a night out with his friends and I will not hear from him, oh, for a solid 24 hours after that. He will literally sleep for over a full day after he gets home and will not wake for anything.
15:21 Speaker 01 Okay, yeah, yeah.
15:22 Speaker 02 The first time it happened, I genuinely thought he had been an accident and he must have been taken to hospital. Months later, and it's literally infuriating. Sometimes we'll have a date planned and I literally won't know if he's gonna wake up for it. I have considered calling to his house at times to make sure he's alive. The second he tells me he's going out on a Friday night, I basically have to accept that I won't hear from him until Sunday afternoon. I don't understand how anyone sleeps for that long. Is this what dating Joanne is like?
15:53 Speaker 02 Could he be cheating on me and just turning off his phone? Am I delusional for believing he can sleep for that long? Should I call him out and ask, I need your advice on whether he's just a baby who can't handle being tired or if he's just cheating on me and lying to my face? Joanne, now he can sleep for that long.
16:07 Speaker 01 He's a party boy. He's partying. He's missing a night's sleep and then he's catching up. That's what he's doing.
16:13 Speaker 02 That's possible. That's...
16:15 Speaker 01 But that is literally what's happening.
16:18 Speaker 02 I'd say he's going out on a Friday night. I'd say he's going to bed on a Saturday night and then he's sleeping until Sunday. But why would, but why would the phone be off the whole time?
16:28 Speaker 01 He's a party gal. Sorry, if you're chea-, if you're cheating, you're gonna be a lot smarter than that, surely. Come on.
16:37 Speaker 03 Plain sight.
16:38 Speaker 01 Yeah. No, he's a party girl. He's, he's on, he's up all night.
16:42 Speaker 02 I personally wouldn't be a huge fan of that myself. Now, I have to be honest. I wouldn't really like that.
16:48 Speaker 01 No, it's a pain in the ass. But also, you can't, this is my new thing.
16:54 Speaker 02 Are you, Joanne's taking the side I didn't expect her to take today.
16:58 Speaker 01 You can't own everything about people. People have to have their own stuff and yet people have to have their own social scenes and their own bit of independence and you can't own them 24 hours a day, seven days a week. You can't control people like that.
17:12 Speaker 02 Obviously, you can't own somebody 24 hours a day, seven a week. But if you're going out with somebody and you're not happy that they're going out, they go out on a Friday night, you don't hear from them till Sunday. Like, I wouldn't be happy with that. And I personally wouldn't do that to somebody else. And it's not something that I would accept in a relationship, but maybe you're okay to do that. It just depends.
17:31 Speaker 01 Yeah, I guess I just, he's not saying he does it every weekend. He's saying he does it on occasion. And no one's perfect. This to me just sounds like he's a party boy. And back when I was a party boy, I would kind of pull stuff like that on occasion. And yeah, it's not ideal, but like, there's a lot, there's a lot of good there from the sounds of it. I wouldn't, I, I wouldn't let your mind run away with you. I really wouldn't.
17:55 Speaker 02 I would like write weekends off when I was younger. That would just be like, the weekend was for going out and that was it. But like, I wouldn't, I'm nearly 40 now, and I just would, I'd have to be sessioned if I went out for that long. It wouldn't, like, and you guys wouldn't be able to talk to me for months. It would just be really bad.
18:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, we're not the party boys we were, but, you know, we've had our day. Now it's more garden set. No, I'm full of shit. I still, I'm still kind of, I'm still on the front line on occasion, I'll be honest. Anyway.
18:27 Speaker 02 Sometimes when I'm down here with Joanne for 24 hours, I do get concerned, but then I remember party girl.
18:33 Speaker 01 In defence of this party girl, I would say, I would, I wouldn't read too much into that. And that's a lot coming from me, because I, I don't stop, I, I literally will read into anything. But I, that to me is just, he's a party girl.
18:46 Speaker 02 If it bothers you, which you're kind of saying, it, it does, I, I don't necessarily, but maybe it doesn't bother you. Maybe you just want to know if he's cheating or not.
18:53 Speaker 01 Cheating.
18:55 Speaker 02 I don't, yeah, I think it's just maybe an up all nighters. And then, but he's not sleeping for the whole time, but he's sessioning, I'd say till like next night.
19:04 Speaker 01 And that's why he's not sleeping. But you know what you could do? And I, it's, it's my solution for most things. Pop an AirPod on him. See where he goes.
19:15 Speaker 01 Pop an AirPod, one in each pocket. I'm not even messing.
19:18 Speaker 02 I was actually just, I was gonna say that, and I was like, no, there's no way she's gonna be the one saying that. I've just bought four AirTags. It's for my kids now, but like,
19:25 Speaker 01 Tag them.
19:25 Speaker 02 I've got, I've got Spenny on Find My iPhone. I don't need to put an AirTag on him.
19:30 Speaker 01 When he start, when they start turning off the Find My and all, then you're like, then you, then come to me and we can use some of that recording device that I use for that Furby podcast.
19:40 Speaker 03 I'm not sure if surveilling people without them knowing, is that not illegal?
19:45 Speaker 01 Jo, it's fine my, it's basically just an elevated find my friends.
19:50 Speaker 03 But you'd have to consent to that, wouldn't you?
19:52 Speaker 02 Okay, okay. If you drop your AirPod in someone's pocket by accident, that's not your fault.
19:57 Speaker 03 Of course, you're just looking for it, aren't you? I wonder where my AirPod is.
20:00 Speaker 01 Maybe put one AirPod in, so it doesn't look too sus. I mean, it's unlikely you'd drop an AirPod, if you was an AirPod, one in each of their pockets.
20:08 Speaker 02 I don't think you should start doing stuff like that, because it's like, it's like, you'll, you'll, you'll be looking for something that you'd, that is, you don't need to be looking for, you don't currently want to look for it, you don't think that he's cheating. We, we kind of think that he's partying, but if you don't like it, I'd say it to him and say, listen dude, you're gonna have to just, you can't be out of contact for 36 hours.
20:26 Speaker 01 Look, I'm just saying, the AirPod thing, it's an option. And if you do do it, DM me privately, let me know what happens.
20:32 Speaker 02 Parts of me, he's turning the phone off, Joanne. The phone's going off for 24 hours. I just wouldn't be okay with that. I wouldn't be okay, even if you're a party girl or not.
20:41 Speaker 01 Or is the phone dying because he's out of session?
20:45 Speaker 02 Yeah, because no one has an iPhone charger. Come on. I don't know. I wouldn't be, Joanne, if I, if, when we start going out with each other, right, which is eventually gonna happen, it just will. When we start going out with each other, you will not be happy if I go out and I just let my phone go off. Actually, you know what? I won't be happy when you go out and let your phone go off for 24 hours.
21:04 Speaker 01 Yeah, I was gonna say, I was like, hold on a second, this is all wrong.
21:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, no, I actually, I forgot about that, but at the end, I would not be, I would not be happy with that.
21:17 Speaker 01 Well, I'd pop an AirPod in you and you'll see it like trotting around Battersea Park, pacing itself.
21:24 Speaker 02 Oh, she's still at the aesthetics track, there she goes.
21:29 Speaker 01 She's very moveable. Oh, she's doing paddle. She's doing, she's playing paddle down Battersea Power Station. That'll be you. Mine'll just be like, mine'll just be like, comatose in Sussex for three days.
21:44 Speaker 02 How did she get to the Cotswolds? Yeah, how did she get to the Cotswolds?
21:51 Speaker 01 Soho farmhouse again, again.
21:55 Speaker 02 Um, I think that you need to definitely talk to him because when I look at this, I'm like, oh, no one, no one sleeps that long. What's the longest you've ever slept for? I slept for 10 hours the other night, but you know what I'm like when I'm hungover, I need to like, I was asleep by half seven. 10 hours is a long time to sleep.
22:11 Speaker 01 Okay, that's enough now. Okay.
22:14 Speaker 02 Just tell us, I want to know the longest you've slept.
22:17 Speaker 01 I don't know. I don't know. I've no idea.
22:20 Speaker 02 Something wrong with you two. Just start tracking.
22:23 Speaker 01 I don't find it that, I don't find it that.
22:26 Speaker 02 It's my, it's my 40th in October. It's my 40th in October. I want both of you tracked for my birthday. I want to know.
22:35 Speaker 02 That's my birthday present.
22:36 Speaker 01 Okay, fine. No, that's fair. Yeah. We'll come up with the, we'll, we'll have our data on display on the day. On a cake, maybe.
22:56 Speaker 02 Thanks everyone for listening. Catch you on the main app on Friday.
22:59 Speaker 01 Since when are we catching people?
23:02 Speaker 02 We'll catch you, guys. Catch you on the main app on Friday. Catch you there.
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