MTGM EXTRA! "He wants a break. I haven't slept."

With Joanne dialling in from Amsterdam, it's time for a couple more excellent emails... This time about a lad who wants a break from a 5 YEAR RELATIONSHIP and a woman who is very committed, indeed... Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Hiya. Welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me. It is myself, Joanne McNally, zooming in from Amsterdam and Vogue Williams zooming in from?

• 0:50Speaker 03

  London. Hello, everybody.

• 0:56Speaker 03

  It's recording. I don't know how it's recording, but it is. And Jo's not here. So let's, let's start by bitching about Jo.

• 1:04Speaker 03

  See at the top, the top there.

• 1:06Speaker 02

  Look at you there now. Little tech wizard.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  I am a technical, exactly a technical wizard. And I have just nearly bawled my eyes out about something. I ordered stuff, home stuff, homeware that I paid for. And I ordered it about four weeks ago and they came to deliver it and then they wouldn't deliver it because I wasn't in the apartment, even though other people were in the apartment. And Nigel had let them in and I was like, why aren't you delivering it? Like I've paid. Anyway, they come back two weeks later. I was really excited about this delivery. And two weeks later, they come back and they're like, oh, this is actually a three man job. And I'm like, could you, could you not have told that like the last time you were here? So then they came back. They, they rang me today when they mentioned deliver it. They

• 1:51Speaker 03

  said, oh, you didn't update the order. I'm like, I did update the order for three men. And so now they're not here today. And I actually just nearly burst into tears. I was like, I just can't believe this is happening.

• 2:00Speaker 02

  Because it will have well expired by this point. What is that?

• 2:03Speaker 03

  I don't want to say because some people will know who has the terror. But I actually mailed the company I bought it off. And I said, you need to change the delivery.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Did you?

• 2:09Speaker 03

  I was like, this is really bad. Yeah. Cause I know somebody in the company. I was like, it's really, really bad. Imagine like. I don't know, somebody could throw an opposite. Well, now I did get my delivery refunded, which is something, I suppose.

• 2:22Speaker 02

  I tell you, I'm doing this interiors episode, so I'm kind of trying to finish my bits and bobs in the apartment and get it ready for public consumption. So I bought, I have, I've been meaning to get a coffee table for nearly two years. Eventually bought a lovely Italian vintage coffee table. It's stunning. It's

• 2:43Speaker 03

  It's stunning.

• 2:45Speaker 02

  Whatever that is. And it's glass, all the top is all glass and the amount of snowflakes I've been sent suggesting that I'm gonna do nothing but do class A drugs off that table.

• 2:58Speaker 03

  Tony Montana table. It's a Tony Montana table.

• 3:01Speaker 02

  Um, Hollywood cocaine party table, it's for sure, I can't deny it. Um, but.

• 3:08Speaker 03

  It's got metal straws discarded all over.

• 3:11Speaker 02

  And a bib later inside, just in case you get carried away. It's, it's very, it does look very good, fellas. But, um, but anyway, the two lads delivered it and I live up the top of a flight of stairs, couple of stairs, the lift is very tiny, blah, blah. Anyway, to say, I couldn't stop apologising, these men, they, I mean, they looked fit, like they're in their prime, but they really struggled with this thing. It weighs a tonne and just they're sweating. And I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. But I guess, I don't know, like it's their job. But I don't know, I don't know how anyone's gonna get it out of there, I can tell you. I think it's gonna be left behind unless Kevin from Caroline starts squatting now. I don't think he's even, he's gonna get it out.

• 3:49Speaker 03

  I was only on Kevin yesterday, poor Kevin. I'm like, can you take that trampoline apart?

• 3:52Speaker 02

  Do you know what? We so much stuff, poor Kevin, we so much stuff stored in this man's warehouse. He messaged me today, he's like, do you mind, can I use your prosecco bottles? I'm having a party. I was like, my what? I totally forgot that existed.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  You left the, you know, you have the big ghosted ghost there as well. Well, if you were planning on storing anything with Kevin from Caroline, um, don't bother, because Joanne and I are using his 80,000 square foot storage unit for ourselves.

• 4:20Speaker 02

  Little does he know, he's also taken the reading chair into storage. I haven't told him that.

• 4:28Speaker 02

  Sorry about that. I obviously, apologies to our listeners. The sound is a bit strange there because Joe dropped out and I didn't realise my mic wasn't attached.

• 4:37Speaker 03

  And I thought I was a tech wizard and I said, let's go, it's recording and I can tell you right now that this is usable. Just made that call, did you? Oh, did you? Well, at some point I'm planning on outing you from the pod and you're not even going to be here at all. I'm just going to be here doing it. AI. No, I don't want to even talk about AI. I hate it.

• 4:55Speaker 02

  One more thing about AI.

• 4:58Speaker 03

  Okay. One more, that's it.

• 5:00Speaker 02

  One more thing.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  Last thing.

• 5:02Speaker 02

  There's a lot of voiceover artists are going to be out of a serious amount of money and jobs now. So a lot of the, there's sometimes newspaper articles, some of them, they will turn into like audible pieces. So you can listen to them rather than read them. And I always quite enjoy listening to a newspaper piece, but they've started using AI now. And I, honest to God, it's shit in comparison. It's just shit.

• 5:24Speaker 03

  It's like-

• 5:24Speaker 02

  Listening to a US bee bark at you. It's just awful. No charm, no charisma.

• 5:29Speaker 03

  Exactly. I couldn't have said it better myself. And I think, remember when they brought in those self, self-checkout tools? Everyone, you thought everyone would be at them. I will queue and I will wait for a real person because there's nothing like a real person.

• 5:42Speaker 02

  You're dead right, folk. I love a bit of skin on skin.

• 5:45Speaker 03

  Human interaction. But I, I've realised, like, I'm fascinated that you like listening to a book so much, but I know why I can't do it. I drop out. I can't, I physically cannot force myself to concentrate. I had a girl actually mail me about my book the other day and she was like, I have read the first three pages four times because I got absolutely deranged and I decided to pick up your book and start reading it.

• 6:09Speaker 02

  Yeah. You do take the information in better when you read it. That's like basic science. There's a book I have at the moment, Hags by Victoria Smith. It's about the demonisation of middle-aged women. Now, that's a book that I will, I will read with my eyes rather than my ears.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  There's a book-

• 6:23Speaker 02

  Because that's going to be, that's going to be like, you know, there's going to be a lot of underlining and highlighting. Rar.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  I was actually about to order my first feminist book the other day and I thought of you. What was it called again? I'll have to find it, but I was about to order it and I thought, I'd be proud if I read that now. I actually have a little book recommendation too. It's called The Go Between and I got the recommendation off John Boyne, who is a brilliant author, one of my favourite authors. And it's such a, it's like an olden day book and you'd think that you'd, like, I just thought I'd never get into it, but I can't stop reading it. It's actually really, really good. The writing's quite small. So if you have bad eyesight, I'd maybe, I don't know, get it on your Kindle and make it bigger.

• 7:04Speaker 02

  When you say olden day book, what do you mean?

• 7:06Speaker 03

  Like, it's probably based in like the 40s.

• 7:10Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 7:11Speaker 04

  Yeah, that's olden days.

• 7:12Speaker 03

  Yeah. Yeah, like they're in a horse and carriage. I don't think they have cars yet.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  You kind of made it sound like you were reading Canterbury Tales there.

• 7:20Speaker 03

  It kind of feels like that.

• 7:21Speaker 02

  From medieval Europe, olden days.

• 7:24Speaker 03

  Not medieval, it's not medieval, but it's olden days that like they have like one summer outfit and they wear the big frocks and of course it's kind of vibe.

• 7:32Speaker 04

  Pre 1950, that's olden times, isn't it?

• 7:35Speaker 03

  Yeah. When were cars invented though? Cause it's pre-car.

• 7:40Speaker 04

  Well, yeah, there's, there's cars, but not as you'd recognise them, just old.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  I would have thought there's cars in the 1920s, there's cars in the 1900s.

• 7:47Speaker 04

  Oh, yeah.

• 7:48Speaker 03

  Is there?

• 7:48Speaker 04

  Didn't know when they were invented.

• 7:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, not the good, like, yeah, the kind of, yeah, the bangers, but like, people were getting around. Do you know where I'm going after the show tonight? I'm still in Amsterdam.

• 7:59Speaker 03

  Where?

• 8:00Speaker 02

  Museum of Prostitution.

• 8:02Speaker 03

  Oh, that'll be interesting.

• 8:03Speaker 02

  Mm, dragon gorilla along with me off to the red light district. Can't bloody wait.

• 8:07Speaker 04

  Oldest industry in the world.

• 8:08Speaker 02

  I'll have stories to tell.

• 8:09Speaker 03

  What time?

• 8:10Speaker 02

  Oldest industry in the world, show.

• 8:11Speaker 03

  What time is the show at?

• 8:13Speaker 02

  Eight.

• 8:13Speaker 03

  Oh, lovely.

• 8:14Speaker 02

  Mm-hmm. No interval. They don't do intervals on the continent. So it's gorilla, 15, me straight on, hour and 10, bang, off to the Museum of Prostitution.

• 8:22Speaker 03

  Oh, that's like the perfect times for a show.

• 8:25Speaker 02

  Yeah. Couple of edibles, couple of edibles, couple of selfies.

• 8:30Speaker 03

  I just, I just don't know about, you might just fall asleep if you hadn't have an edible, but you're not just stick to the booze. I suppose you have to in Amsterdam really, don't you?

• 8:38Speaker 02

  You have to in Amsterdam.

• 8:41Speaker 03

  You have to, you have to.

• 8:42Speaker 02

  It's like going to Paris and not chain smoking. You just have to get involved.

• 8:46Speaker 03

  Yeah. Do you know they're thinking of banning smoking loads of places in France, like outdoor areas and everything?

• 8:52Speaker 02

  Oh, they'll kick off. They won't be happy.

• 8:55Speaker 03

  The French won't be happy about that.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  I was smoking, there was, I had a little pre-show fag, which I sometimes have before a show. I'm not a regular, but I sometimes have a pre-show fag. Um, well, I suppose I was a little stressed when I realised I'd forgotten to plug the second show. Anyway, I'm sure didn't they let me have it indoors? Shut up. Old school. Very European. That's olden days now. That's, that's proper olden days.

• 9:23Speaker 03

  Did you feel like you were breaking the law? That'd be so weird.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Cause they're like, if you can smoke, we can smoke. And I was like, all right, great. They're all there poking away.

• 9:30Speaker 03

  And they just blame you. And do you know what else? They banned, uh, vapes are gone. No more blue razors in the UK. They're gone. They actually got rid of them.

• 9:39Speaker 02

  Is it not just the, is it not just the disposable ones?

• 9:42Speaker 03

  Yeah, but everybody smokes them. They're more Pride Marys. I know somebody, I went into a vape shop with somebody and I swear to God, it wasn't me, cause I have given up the vapes. She went in and she bought thirty vapes.

• 9:53Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:54Speaker 03

  It was amber.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  She's like, cause they were on sale. I was like, amber? And she's like, they're gonna ban them soon. And she was right. She was right.

• 10:05Speaker 02

  Did you see your man in China in the factory who's testing them all? And he's basically sucking on like twenty exhaust pipes all day. He'll be dead in a week. Awful.

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• 11:20Speaker 00

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• 11:56Speaker 03

  Would anyone like to do a listener email?

• 11:59Speaker 02

  Sure.

• 12:00Speaker 03

  And thank you for sending your listener emails. We're very happy with them, as always. And if you want to send them in, you can send them to [email protected].

• 12:11Speaker 04

  Well, there you are.

• 12:12Speaker 03

  Well done. Lads. A mere four years. Okay, two emails. Friends has a lot to answer for, or Onlywanks.

• 12:22Speaker 02

  Can I guess what Onlywanks is?

• 12:24Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Is someone's boyfriend hooked on OnlyFans and he's like, it's only a wank. There's nothing to it.

• 12:30Speaker 03

  No, no.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  Or good try, though.

• 12:32Speaker 03

  It's like, oh, thank us. Like, it wouldn't be for us now, do you want?

• 12:36Speaker 04

  We'll get there. We'll get there.

• 12:39Speaker 03

  I had a conversation with my boyfriend recently. I would have said I was in a stable, long-term, committed relationship. I feel stupid to admit that I honestly thought he'd be proposing in the next couple of years. We've been together for nearly five years, and there's never been the tiniest hint that things aren't great. I don't think that that's stupid to think that he's going to propose after five years.

• 13:01Speaker 02

  No, not at all.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  For me, it'd be like three or four days, probably. I think I'd be expecting it.

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Until now. Five years in, he's sat me down and said he wants to have a break. A fucking break. We all know what Ross did when him and Rachel were on a break. So for me, it's shorthand for I'm going to have sex with someone else, see if that works out, and if it doesn't, I'll be back.

• 13:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, I mean, I don't, I don't think she's, I don't think she's far off there.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  I've got to be honest, I have to agree with Joanne McNally. I do.

• 13:38Speaker 02

  Is that worse?

• 13:39Speaker 03

  Yeah, I thought a break happened in the early days to pump the brakes and take it slowly. I don't understand. He says he's still totally committed to me but wants to take a moment. I asked if he's planning on seeing people during this break and the answer was a resounding, not straight away. Ouch.

• 13:58Speaker 03

  I told him he's just trying to do the slow goodbye and he actually promised, fully promised me that we will still be together this time next year. Presumably, once he's had some time away from me to find himself and whoever else he's looking for. I haven't slept since and it's killing me. What do you do?

• 14:14Speaker 02

  Oh, that's horrible.

• 14:15Speaker 03

  Oh, God.

• 14:16Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm sorry. That's shit.

• 14:18Speaker 03

  I actually read a Marion Keyes book on something like that that happened. I forget what it's called, but it's about this man and he's married to his wife and they have two kids and he goes on a break.

• 14:27Speaker 02

  It's called The Break.

• 14:28Speaker 03

  Okay, The Break. There you go. That would make sense.

• 14:31Speaker 02

  Very good.

• 14:32Speaker 03

  It is. It's a very good book. I won't tell anyone what the spoiler is, but I just think, I just think that's somebody thinking that the grass is going to be greener. And I think that you have to say to yourself, like, I actually, I love myself more than that. I would, I would say, I actually like myself more than what you're willing to give me. And I'm not going to let you feel bad about myself and let me sit there wondering if you're going off sleeping with other people.

• 14:56Speaker 02

  You're like, I am enough, I am grassy and greeny enough. Yeah, he's, yeah, he's doing that thing where he's like, oh, is there something else out there? You know, he is, like, he's admitted it, basically, yeah. So it's whether you're gonna let him do that or not. Like, some people do when they come back and it works out perfectly fine. And I also think when couples get together when they're quite young, you know, sometimes a break isn't a bad thing, but it's whether you're gonna sit there sick to your stomach, wondering what he's up to. That's the shit part about it.

• 15:25Speaker 03

  I, I personally, I wouldn't be able to do that. I would prefer to actually just break up and be done with it because the, the, the having to sit there and think about it and wonder what they're doing and just feel so awful about yourself. Like, I'd hate that. That would be, it would batter my confidence and...

• 15:41Speaker 02

  He's, he's doing that thing. I've had it done to me as well, where they're, where they, and it's three months. I went out with this guy and he, he kinda kept doing this to me. And three months on the button, he'd come back. Now, I don't know what that meant. I guess, I guess it was enough time to get me out of his system and then kind of miss me and get a couple of rides in and whatever, get his STIs treated, whatever he was up to, I don't know. But, but I remember being then at one stage being like, oh, well, I know, he did it again. I was like, he'll be back, he'll be back. And I was like, what a terror. And then one time, duh, duh, duh, he didn't come back.

• 16:15Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 16:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. And I sat there like a fool. Three months came and went. And then, of course, I had a nervous breakdown. So, the point is, he's testing the waters for sure. It's whether you're gonna let him do it or not. And I don't, I don't, if she wants to let him do it, let him do it. There's no judgment.

• 16:29Speaker 03

  I don't, I think by the sounds of it, you were pretty sure on what you wanted to do and how you wanted your relationship to go. And this, to me, would be like, this is worse than being dumped. I think this is like being strung along. I just, as hard as it is, if this is not what you want and you don't want to go out and explore your break as well, I think you just have to break away and tell him that you're going to do that.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  Very easier said than done. When you're mad about someone, when you're mad about them, you just, you turn mad. When you're mad about someone, you go mad. That's it.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  I'd be outside the back door, don't get me wrong.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Exactly. I'd be in the cat flap, ration and reason, out the window, and you in the window.

• 17:06Speaker 03

  Oh God, I feel sorry for you. That's terrible now.

• 17:09Speaker 02

  But he is, like, I don't, I hope I'm not being too harsh, but I, like, saying we're going on a break, it also limits her and what she can do. I think that's why they do it, because she's kind of half handcuffed to him still. But yet it sounds like he's admitted that he is going to start seeing other people or trying to see other people. Yeah, he's testing the water.

• 17:28Speaker 03

  He wants to have his cake and eat it.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, and he probably is thinking that they will get married at some point, so he's, you know, he's like, this is my last chance to kind of dip my wick elsewhere.

• 17:38Speaker 03

  I think, oh, I think if you want to, I think if you were thinking that it's possible that I want to marry this person, but I want to test the waters first, then you probably don't want to marry that person. If you wanted to marry somebody and spend the rest of your life with them, you want to do it. You don't need to choose, like, you've been together five years, you don't need any additional time to figure that out.

• 17:57Speaker 02

  Very frustrating when you're totally sure and there wanting to go on a break to ride the woman from the coffee place. Isn't that what Ross did?

• 18:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, it was. Oh God. And then Ross regretted it. They always regret it. He will regret it, but you shouldn't hang your hat on that. I think that you should try and look after yourself. And I know it is, as you said, it's easier said than done. And it would be very difficult, but just try and remember to look after yourself before him.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  Dig deep and if you can, if you can bring yourself to do it, sack him off. If you can bring yourself, and you don't even, you don't even need to mean it at the moment, lie to yourself.

• 18:34Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's true.

• 18:36Speaker 02

  Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. And what I mean by that is fake it till you make it. And what I mean by that is, don't let him know that you were kind of, there's a part of you that loved to him to go on a break and come back.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  Put the shits up and fucking tell him, oh, Grant, I'm actually, I'd rather just cut it now for a while and just leave it. And I'll, I'll go and do what I want as well. Smoke him out.

• 18:58Speaker 03

  But just like, if I was you, I would call it, call it.

• 19:01Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, there's no such thing. Like, a break is literally mental turmoil for the person who's been braked. Do you know what I mean? He's benched you. Are you gonna be benched?

• 19:11Speaker 03

  Do you know what I would have said? Like, what is that idiot? Why didn't he just break up with you? And then come crawling back? So that would be, I think that would be not as bad.

• 19:20Speaker 02

  Because he's trying to maintain some level of control over her. He's not gonna set her free.

• 19:26Speaker 04

  And he doesn't want you to see anyone else.

• 19:29Speaker 02

  Yeah, he doesn't want you to see anyone else. And he wants to be able to, he wants to walk back in whenever it suits him.

• 19:34Speaker 04

  Which means he should know what it feels like. He, he would be very hurt if you saw someone else.

• 19:40Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:40Speaker 04

  So why can't he understand how you do it?

• 19:42Speaker 02

  Yeah, he's two weeks away from bringing up his mental health, from what I, like, I've heard all this shit before. Yeah.

• 19:50Speaker 03

  Okay, I hope that you're able to deal with that. I know it's difficult.

• 19:53Speaker 02

  Let us know.

• 19:54Speaker 03

  Yeah, do let us know.

• 19:56Speaker 02

  Ride as friends.

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Sorry, go on, babe. Ride as friends.

• 20:00Speaker 02

  Go dark.

• 20:01Speaker 03

  I don't know if you'll find a friend to ride. It's the only thing.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  It's lads. They don't care. They'd ride all their, lots of that loyalty, Joe. You'd ride all your friends' wives, wouldn't you?

• 20:10Speaker 04

  No, absolutely not, John.

• 20:12Speaker 02

  Well, okay, that's because you're on mic. I see you winking there at me.

• 20:15Speaker 03

  God, no. You're just like.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  You would. Of course you would.

• 20:28Speaker 03

  I can't believe I'm writing this in, but knew it was my turn when he talked about not being arsed to wank your partner off.

• 20:36Speaker 03

  We really, we really touch all the topics on this pod. No details because I cannot be identified, but my.

• 20:46Speaker 02

  I mean, how much detail, like, you don't, you don't, who doesn't, who isn't lazy about wanking off their partner? Like, you literally have to give us your blood type and your eye on for us to know who you are. Same story for everyone.

• 20:56Speaker 03

  Oh, I've to wait. But my husband prefers me wanking him off to sex. Jesus Christ, you poor thing.

• 21:07Speaker 02

  That's a, that's a real pain in the ass, aren't you?

• 21:09Speaker 03

  I'd say eighty percent.

• 21:11Speaker 02

  Tussy.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Of our sexual intimacy.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  Intimacy. It's really.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  Wanking him off. You're poor wrists. Jesus, you'll have tennis elbow. I'm forty-two.

• 21:23Speaker 02

  Interesting, yeah.

• 21:25Speaker 03

  And I have the same sex life I had when I was fifteen, where I date girls and our lives are lived one wank to the next.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  Honestly, honestly, no.

• 21:40Speaker 04

  Oh god, love her.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  I go, I feel, I honestly feel for you.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  That is something you should be able to outsource.

• 21:49Speaker 02

  Come on now.

• 21:50Speaker 03

  I couldn't have to.

• 21:51Speaker 02

  Come on, that's something. One of your game, your female friends suggested threesome and then when she arrives, lock the door, I was like, it's just wanking.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  That's it. Get him a wank sleeve. Remember the wank sleeve?

• 22:03Speaker 02

  Exactly.

• 22:03Speaker 03

  That's Joe boss.

• 22:05Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is where AI does come in handy. Surely just buy a cyborg to keep in the house. Like, he's basically just using you as a.

• 22:15Speaker 03

  A wank?

• 22:16Speaker 02

  A wank sleeve.

• 22:18Speaker 03

  A wank sleeve.

• 22:19Speaker 02

  Joe?

• 22:20Speaker 04

  Uh, morally, uh, look, I guess as long as he's giving back in some way, it's got to, there's got to be an even playing field.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, I guess it just means she can never ring it in. That's, I mean, but you could still ring in a wank, really. Like, I've rang wanks in.

• 22:34Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 22:35Speaker 02

  You can't just, there's no, at no point can you just take a load off, do you know what I mean? Because you're busy, you'd actually take a load out of them. Sorry, it's gross.

• 22:53Speaker 02

  Yoval, don't even speak to me.

• 22:56Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, that's the one.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  One shit plug at the end, Yoval, don't, don't even, don't even bother your hell coming at this person. You're not invited. Yoval, show her. Show her that you love her.

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