Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "Fu** you, Vogue" About this episode News just in: Aimee Lou Wood is replacing Vogue on My Therapist Ghosted Me, and together the ladies help a listener whose fiancé looks like the Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons.
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Transcript 0:02 Speaker 00 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:11 Speaker 01 Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me with me, Vogue Williams and...
0:16 Speaker 02 Joanna McNally.
0:17 Speaker 01 Did you just get the nails done?
0:18 Speaker 02 I got the nails done because I was doing the Jonathan Ross show last night.
0:21 Speaker 01 And who was on it with you?
0:22 Speaker 02 Well, oh, what a line up.
0:25 Speaker 01 Go on.
0:26 Speaker 02 She says about herself. No, I'm joking. I'm removing myself from this. I'm not being like, well, weren't they lucky to have me? So, line up was Jonathan was there.
0:37 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah, of course.
0:37 Speaker 02 Would you believe? Yeah. Turns out he's fully involved in his own show.
0:41 Speaker 01 10 out of 10 for Jonathan. We love him.
0:42 Speaker 02 Yeah. No notes.
0:45 Speaker 02 Stephen Fry, who I've wanted to meet.
0:46 Speaker 01 Ooh.
0:48 Speaker 02 All my life.
0:48 Speaker 01 That's really cool.
0:50 Speaker 02 Stephen is a Joycearian and, I mean, I know I don't scream for the rooftops about it, but I would say the American term is major in Ulysses in my degree in English. So I whipped that out of the bag with Stephen Fry. He was not expecting that. I was like, Ulysses, we've had it twice, mate.
1:08 Speaker 01 From the girl in the vinyl trousers. I'm assuming you were wearing vinyl trousers.
1:11 Speaker 02 I was wearing a backless slutty
1:16 Speaker 02 jumpsuit with disco buns. He was not expecting me to take him on over James Joyce. So that was fun.
1:21 Speaker 01 Yeah. Who else? Come on.
1:24 Speaker 02 I was like, Blames Day, been there three times, buddy. It was like, it was a whole thing. It was gone. Youngblood, that lad.
1:32 Speaker 01 Yep.
1:32 Speaker 02 Sexy vibe. Great guy, loads of energy, a little rock and roll star.
1:39 Speaker 02 Big Zoo, who I have... The last time I did Jonathan, I was on with Big Zoo also. So that was nice, kind of a 180. Has a cookery show coming out with his brother, very same guy. Oh, and the Pia de la Resistance.
1:53 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
1:55 Speaker 02 Amy Lou Wood.
1:57 Speaker 01 No.
1:59 Speaker 02 I'm sorry, Vogue, but yes.
2:00 Speaker 01 Oh, did you make best friends with her for us?
2:04 Speaker 02 I did.
2:05 Speaker 01 Stop. Did you make with her after?
2:07 Speaker 02 I did.
2:07 Speaker 01 Stop. You're actually best friends.
2:10 Speaker 02 We're best friends. In fact, Vogue, I have some bad news for you, but you're out and she's in.
2:16 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah. Don't worry. I've been expecting.
2:19 Speaker 02 We are starting a podcast called.
2:21 Speaker 01 Fuck you Vogue. Have you been listening to Fuck You Vogue? It's really good.
2:28 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
2:29 Speaker 02 Have you downloaded the latest episode of Go Fuck Yourself, Vogue Williams? Because it's a podcast that me and Amy Lou would do.
2:37 Speaker 01 I love that episode of what the fuck does Vogue Williams even do?
2:41 Speaker 02 Yes.
2:42 Speaker 01 It was really.
2:43 Speaker 02 Does she even do anything? No job. Yeah, jobless Vogue. You know, she's fab. She's, she's actually fabber than I thought. Like, I thought she was gonna be fab. I did not deny. Like, I knew she was gonna be fab, but she's even fabbered.
2:56 Speaker 01 Where did you go? A fiddle? Like, we need this. Come on. This is Great Friday gossip.
3:01 Speaker 02 This is why I still have disco, two disco poles kind of half hanging out the back of my head and I'm gonna put some glasses on.
3:08 Speaker 02 I was like, shots! And you could see Amy being like, oh god, you're a shot girl. Oh no. Oh no.
3:13 Speaker 01 I don't really know you as a shot girl. It's just that you get to a point.
3:17 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's new. It's a new thing. I'm trying. It might stick, it might not. I don't know.
3:21 Speaker 01 What kind of shots?
3:22 Speaker 02 Anything.
3:23 Speaker 01 Oh no, Joan.
3:24 Speaker 02 Could be fucking toilet water. I don't care. I just want the, I just want the, I just love the sense of occasion that a shot brings.
3:31 Speaker 01 You should have left that show, you stupid bitch, and said, Vogue, Vogue, I'm going out with Amy Lou. And I would have said, you know what, Joan, I'm in my pyjamas, but I'll get changed and come out. But no, not a sniff. And I'm telling you, when I meet someone real good and real famous, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna, I'm gonna actually get their phone and block you.
3:49 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, fair, fair. And she's a huge fan of the podcast.
3:53 Speaker 01 Oh, fab.
3:54 Speaker 02 No, I'm joking. She's never heard of it.
3:56 Speaker 01 Okay, I did think that was a bit farfetched.
3:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:59 Speaker 01 So tell us where you went. I want to know what establishment you went to. Where does Amy Lou drink?
4:04 Speaker 02 That is the least of our worries, Vogue. The, the point is that me and Amy Lou Wood are best friends and I don't know how you're gonna handle it, but you're gonna have to figure it out.
4:11 Speaker 01 Okay, well, we'll see. Don't worry.
4:13 Speaker 02 Do you know what as well?
4:14 Speaker 01 What, what?
4:15 Speaker 02 I'm a, I'm a huge White Lotus fan. Huge, okay? I've actually-
4:21 Speaker 01 You're probably scared her off then. I think she, I think she won't. Text her, text her there and see if she writes back.
4:26 Speaker 02 I kept my chill. Well, she, she, I woke up this morning and she's now following me on Instagram, so I don't know. I don't know what you want to do with that Vogue.
4:31 Speaker 01 God damn it.
4:32 Speaker 02 You know, I'm sorry. I'm sorry to be the bearer of awful tragic news for you.
4:36 Speaker 01 That is, like, I'm not, do you know what? I'm not even happy for you.
4:39 Speaker 02 No.
4:39 Speaker 01 No, I'm not.
4:40 Speaker 02 I won, you lost.
4:41 Speaker 01 I'm jealous.
4:42 Speaker 02 Now, it's your turn to go out into the world and bring us back some, someone famous and sound, because I'm, I'm out here, I'm flat out doing it.
4:47 Speaker 01 I can't even think who I could, I can't top that. Okay, fine, okay. Who could I, who could I bring back?
4:53 Speaker 02 Well, you did a very thirsty shout out for Sharon Horgan and we haven't heard anything from her.
4:58 Speaker 01 Sorry, I love that you just threw the thirst at me.
5:01 Speaker 02 I did, yeah.
5:01 Speaker 01 Like, because she hasn't come back and us, you're like, Vogue can take that shame.
5:07 Speaker 02 If she'd come in, I'd be like, it was gassed the way we did a call out for Sharon Horgan to come into our lives, but-
5:12 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:12 Speaker 02 She didn't come in, so I'm like, oh Vogue.
5:18 Speaker 01 Vogue.
5:19 Speaker 02 Oh dear.
5:19 Speaker 01 Well, Joanne, I don't know if you remember, but next week I'm going on holidays to St Bart's, a celebrity full of, full of bursting at the seams, full of celebrities over there. I'm gonna go and hang out with Paul McCartney. I've seen him in the waves, in the waves of the sea. I've seen him there. From the Beatles. Paul McCartney, that's the level I'm going at.
5:38 Speaker 02 Who cares?
5:38 Speaker 01 And Stella McCartney will give me free clothes and, and I'll tell her not to give you any more Adidas stuff.
5:43 Speaker 02 Are they in the White Lotus? No. Does anyone care? No. It's all about the White Lotus now, Vogue. If you're not in the White Lotus, or talking to someone from the White Lotus, or watching the White Lotus, or dreaming about White the Loudes, or talking about the White Loudes, you're nothing.
5:55 Speaker 01 Girls, it's been a really nice chat, but, oh god, 11/11, quick, hang on.
5:58 Speaker 02 Are you pretending to be spiritual now?
6:00 Speaker 01 It's not being spiritual, I just want stuff.
6:03 Speaker 02 Oh.
6:09 Speaker 01 Sorry. If you choose to ignore 11 11.
6:12 Speaker 02 I just love the honesty.
6:14 Speaker 01 I don't know who made it up, but I'm like, oh my God, crap. I didn't even think about what I wanted today.
6:18 Speaker 02 It's like, oh, it's so nice that you're wishing for like, what is it? World peace. You're like, oh, yeah, sure. Okay.
6:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, I think for now, right?
6:25 Speaker 02 World peace, but like on a yacht.
6:27 Speaker 01 Yeah, that's what I wish for things for other people.
6:32 Speaker 02 I meant for you. It doesn't matter. Anyway, there's no one you could, you can't top Amy Lee Wood. There's no topping her. So the only way to top Amy Lee Wood is were you to go to St Bartholomew's and come back with?
6:48 Speaker 01 Demi Moore. I'll take Demi Moore.
6:49 Speaker 02 Demi Moore, Tina Fey.
6:51 Speaker 01 Tina Fey. Oh, I'd be hiding them. I'd hide them from you. I'd be like, oh, sorry. I didn't know you were around, Joanne. Yeah, it was just in, just in my house, having a dinner party. I just, I actually didn't even like, you'd be outside the door collecting packages and I'd hide them upstairs and be like, oh, sorry. Didn't even think.
7:06 Speaker 02 You'd be tagging yourself in the, in the fucking Battersea coffee shop, whatever that place is with Tina and Demi. And I'd be like, that little bitch.
7:15 Speaker 01 Don't worry, that is coming, my friend. That is coming.
7:18 Speaker 02 And I'd be, be in an Uber in minus 30 seconds.
7:22 Speaker 01 What? Do you think I just 11 11ed? You, you wait, bitch.
7:28 Speaker 02 I'd be like, she's down there in Battersea Park with Demi Moore and the substance and she didn't even ring me. And now she's gonna live forever.
7:37 Speaker 01 Joanne refuses to call Battersea Battersea. She has to call it Battersea.
7:40 Speaker 02 Battersea.
7:41 Speaker 01 Battersea. Anyway, anyway, I have news, Joanne. I have actual news.
7:45 Speaker 02 Apart from being best friends with Amy Lee Wood. Okay. Sure. Try. Try if you want.
7:50 Speaker 01 Do you know, I hope, I hope you get real fucked up today and send her mental messages on Instagram.
7:58 Speaker 01 And there's no coming back from it.
8:00 Speaker 02 I hope that like, you know that that is possibly, that could happen.
8:05 Speaker 01 I'll just sit back and relax and wait for you to ruin it.
8:08 Speaker 02 I might send a little box of champagne up to Joanne's. Maybe a bag of edibles. Enjoy that for the afternoon, Joanne.
8:15 Speaker 01 Yeah. Oh my god, Joanne.
8:16 Speaker 02 Enjoy yourself.
8:17 Speaker 01 You love chocolate. Try this mushroom chocolate. No, it will do nothing. It's no, that's just what it's called. You'll love it. You'll love it. And then I'll mail Amy Lou later on and be like, listen, I'm really sorry about my friend.
8:27 Speaker 02 Trying to roof me into doing something insane. Fair play. I'll, I'll take the challenge. It's Friday.
8:35 Speaker 01 Okay, I have really good news and I think it's going to really brighten up your day.
8:38 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
8:39 Speaker 01 Spenny and I went to view a house yesterday and it was shite. Went to view a house yesterday. It was shite.
8:46 Speaker 02 Okay.
8:47 Speaker 01 And then because the estate agent was like, I know the perfect place for you to live. I had sent pictures of this place to Spencer in Clapham when I was working in a house in Clapham and I was like, I love this road. I want to live here. And the woman brought us to a house on that road. It's a complete kip. You can't keep one single thing about the house, but it is the greatest house I have ever seen. And I really want it.
9:13 Speaker 02 What?
9:14 Speaker 01 I know, I know. Clapham.
9:16 Speaker 02 Well, listen, it's, it's all going on in Clapham.
9:19 Speaker 01 I thought you were moving east.
9:21 Speaker 02 That's, it's all happening in Clapham, as I told my new best friend, Youngblood, last night backstage at the Jonathan Ross show.
9:28 Speaker 01 Joanne will only hang with famous people now, damn it.
9:31 Speaker 02 He's like, Clapham, man, it's a vibe. And I was like, it's not really. It's just close to Gatwick. I can't even, I'm not even going to pretend there's anything happening here. But if you move here, folk.
9:42 Speaker 01 I know.
9:42 Speaker 02 Stop. So would, would you be, would this be like a kind of run the house into the ground and start again vibe?
9:49 Speaker 01 Yeah, well, I, I kind of, you know, when you go and see a house and you're meant to pretend you don't like it so you can get it for like a little bit less. I fucking ruined it, ruined it. I was running around that house being like, this is my.
9:57 Speaker 02 Wet yourself.
9:58 Speaker 01 I was ringing my builder in the house with the estate agent. I was like, Sam, Sam, look at this. What can we do here? I ruined it. So I'm going to have to pay full price, I'd say.
10:08 Speaker 02 That's very exciting.
10:10 Speaker 01 I know. Well, no, it is exciting, but I haven't sold my house and I also haven't even put an offer in on that house because I haven't sold my house.
10:17 Speaker 02 You could buy that house with the cash in your knicker drawer.
10:20 Speaker 01 I'll tell you what, that is what I'm going to, 11.11 tomorrow.
10:23 Speaker 02 You don't need to sell, Anthony. Buy, buy, buy, baby. Buy, buy, buy. Just take the cash out of the, in your console in your, in your, in your car.
10:32 Speaker 01 Do you want to shut up? Someone will try and come and rob me thinking I actually have that. I sent-
10:38 Speaker 02 That one of the kids. Get that house.
10:40 Speaker 01 I sent Spenny up to collect my bike yesterday. This is like, because no one ever has cash, right? No one ever has cash. I sent him up with my card, my bank card to buy my bike. And he went to buy it and he was like, do you think I can just tap that much money for a bike? And I was like, yeah. He's like, you can't tap above a hundred quid without a PIN. I didn't know that.
10:58 Speaker 02 So you're thinking that you can tap your phone up to anything you want.
11:01 Speaker 01 Yeah, you can't-
11:02 Speaker 02 But not your card. Yeah.
11:04 Speaker 01 Yeah. It's a valuable lesson yesterday, but I got a free bike. But Spenny had to pay for it.
11:10 Speaker 02 Oh, right.
11:13 Speaker 02 I love that that's how we qualify for something free.
11:16 Speaker 01 Got a free-
11:17 Speaker 02 Yes.
11:18 Speaker 01 I love your bike.
11:30 Speaker 01 I love your bike. Sure, pal.
11:32 Speaker 02 Do you know, so I am moving into my cycling era. And when I say cycling, I have a paddle time, which I do love and use. But I've decided I might want to start cycling outside the kitchen.
11:43 Speaker 01 You're gonna love it.
11:43 Speaker 02 It's a wild pivot. I'm thinking there could be a time, maybe now's the time to cycle in the outside rather than in the underside.
11:51 Speaker 01 Give it a go.
11:52 Speaker 02 Yeah. So we had spoken about maybe potentially getting bikes. Anyway, a lot of my new show, Penophile, is about talking about how hideous I find foldable bikes. I'm still working on an overall theme, okay? At the moment, it's very much about foldable bikes.
12:06 Speaker 01 Yeah.
12:07 Speaker 02 And how I can't watch a man fold a bike. It's just not something I can do. I just can't get behind it. Anyway, company emails yesterday. Did you, did you get this email offering us two foldable bikes? And I went, hold on a second now, these are not as bad as I bought.
12:21 Speaker 01 John, I said the exact same thing. I thought, I actually could really do with this bike. And do you see all the different colours you can get?
12:28 Speaker 02 I did, I did, Vogue. Are we, are we doing this? Are we getting matching foldable bikes? Is this where we are?
12:35 Speaker 01 Are we hypocrites? Yeah. Let's get foldable bikes.
12:38 Speaker 02 Well, I mean, we, I mean, we flagged that two and a half years ago. We flagged that about three weeks after this podcast started. We are wildly hypocritical, as is the human condition. There's no point fighting that.
12:49 Speaker 01 Do we stick to our guns? No, we fucking don't. I'm taking the bike.
12:52 Speaker 02 Not really. I'm gunless and ready to fold, is what I'm saying.
12:58 Speaker 01 I'm getting a basket for mine. I'm going all in.
13:01 Speaker 02 But would the basket fold? That's my question. Are you gonna, is it, will the basket just sit?
13:05 Speaker 01 It'll be a removable basket.
13:07 Speaker 02 Fully formed on top of the foldable bike. How does it work? Who knows? Anyway, we'll soon find out. Who's gonna fold your bike? You're not gonna fold yourself. Is Dora gonna fold it?
13:15 Speaker 01 Oh, I'll find someone along the street to fold it. No, I'm definitely not folding it myself. But what I will say is sometimes you could be cycling and you could say to yourself, do you know what? I've had enough. I don't wanna cycle anywhere. So you could fold the bike up, get the tube, done.
13:27 Speaker 02 I'm, I didn't.
13:28 Speaker 01 Oh my god, are we going cycling in Battersea Park on our foldable bikes?
13:31 Speaker 02 I think we're doing this. I'm so lazy. I'm gonna try and figure out if it'll still go unfolded because there's gonna be times where I won't want to fold or unfold. So.
13:40 Speaker 01 We'll never fold it.
13:43 Speaker 02 No, it'll stay erect.
13:44 Speaker 01 It'll, oh, yeah, it'll always be up. It will never be folded. But still, if, if.
13:48 Speaker 02 I'm so glad you're on board. Great. Yeah.
13:50 Speaker 01 You can wear your harness on it too, because once we've gone foldable bike, we might as well go all in.
13:54 Speaker 02 And you don't even need to wear a helmet to fold a bike, because it's not a real bike.
13:57 Speaker 01 Bring your selfie stick.
13:59 Speaker 02 I see what you're doing.
14:01 Speaker 01 I, no, I'm serious. I want to fold a bike.
14:04 Speaker 02 I see. Now you're trying to embarrass me with my bits and bobs, like my harness and my selfie stick. And do you know who won't embarrass me? Amy Lewood. So I will ask her if she's interested in folding a bike with me at the weekends.
14:15 Speaker 01 God, I just, yeah, whatever. Whatever. I'm not even jealous. Can we do some listener emails?
14:22 Speaker 02 I'd love to.
14:23 Speaker 01 This is meant to be a bonus. It's turning into a main. Oh my god. A listener has emailed to tell you that on the 21st of November 2024, Chelsea Handler did a podcast interview with Sharon Horgan.
14:37 Speaker 01 Let's not go too far on that now, Joanne. We really, we, like, we've already frightened her away. That's it. That's all. Just that the gasp was enough. Okay?
14:43 Speaker 02 Oh god, oh my god, I'd love to listen. Tell me more.
14:46 Speaker 01 No, I'm not telling you more because we can't, we can't, like, have a love in it on Sharon again. We're going to frighten her.
14:52 Speaker 02 Okay, let's do something else.
14:57 Speaker 02 Okay, listen to emails.
14:59 Speaker 01 Hello Vogue and Joanne, I love your pod so much.
15:01 Speaker 02 Thank you.
15:02 Speaker 01 I'm writing because I need your help. My fiance, who I love so much, is going bald. And to make matters worse, he still has a man bun.
15:09 Speaker 02 What? How is that even physically? What's the science? Is it a real man bun? Is it kind of, is it straw? Is it kind of like he's taken the four remaining hair follicles and kind of joined them together in a man bun?
15:23 Speaker 01 I think he's just pulling it all back and it's like, like lines of hair.
15:27 Speaker 02 God love him, god love him.
15:28 Speaker 01 It was all grand when we met, five years ago, and he had a good hairline, but now, not so much. Back then, he always said if he ever started bawling, he'd shave it all off. Well, that time as well, and Trudy arrived. And I've been gently suggesting a haircut for the past six months. I've said, everything short of babe, it's time to go short because I'm getting the ick. I don't want to hurt his feelings, but I feel like I need to spell it out. I just hate the thought of knocking his confidence. He's such a good guy, but honestly, I don't want him to end up like the comic book guy from The Simpsons. That's who I actually thought of.
15:59 Speaker 01 Oh, it's a hard one. That's gonna have to be.
16:02 Speaker 02 I feel so bad for men losing their hair. I do. I think I feel so bad for them. And obviously, not all men, not all men, can afford to head off on Turkish hairlines and get a whole new
16:15 Speaker 01 Yeah.
16:16 Speaker 02 head. So what do they do?
16:18 Speaker 01 It doesn't work for all men either. Sometimes you do just have to say goodbye to the hair. Like, you can go on tablets and stuff like that, but sometimes it's just not gonna come back. It's a terrible thing.
16:27 Speaker 02 I know a lad, two hair transplants, neither from Turkey. He's balder now than when he started. Isn't that terrible? God love him.
16:33 Speaker 01 And poorer.
16:34 Speaker 02 Yeah. And like 20k down. I actually don't know how much it costs. I don't know. Must be cheaper in Turkey, or that's why they're all going, I'm not sure. It's that thing of, and look, we say this from a position of haired privilege. I'm giving out about this tiny bit of hair loss at the front of my hair, which I'm, you know, going like, what am I gonna do about it? And it's so small. It's like, it's so insignificant. So I can only imagine how hard it must be to lose all your hair. Of course he's trying to hold on to the little bits that he has left. Of course he is.
17:01 Speaker 01 I think that you're gonna have to just give him the time to figure it out for himself because it's really difficult for him to make that decision to cut it all off. Because then it's kind of like, it's like the end of an era.
17:11 Speaker 02 I love you, but I don't agree. I think this man needs someone to say, it was like, do you know what? I'll compare it to, and it's a, it's a weak, it's a weak comparison, when I had really long hair, down to my arse, do you remember?
17:22 Speaker 01 Yeah.
17:24 Speaker 02 I did nothing with it. It did nothing for me. I never styled it. I was really lazy. Like, it was just a big wall of hair. But because it was unusually long and I got people kind of remarking on it, I kind of felt like having really long hair was my thing. But it wasn't. I just kind of decided it was. And my friend Anya was like, I think you should cut your hair off. And I was like, what? It's my thing. And she was like, it's really not. It doesn't suit you anymore. It's a waste of time. Just fucking cut it off. And I did. And it was the best thing I ever did. Maybe this man needs to be gently advised. Be like, you know what? I understand what you're doing. I understand this must be really difficult. But you're doing yourself no favors here. Why don't you give it a go?
18:05 Speaker 02 Shave it off and commit to being a shaved-headed, sexy, hot lad. And get a neck tattoo.
18:13 Speaker 01 I think that, yeah, I think she's kind of nudging him though. And I think that you've got to be kind of nice about it. It was like Speni used to have that thing about his hair. Like, his hair is not that bad, but like, he has that fear as well. But I just think you have to be really careful about it because it's such a touchy subject.
18:26 Speaker 02 It is, but I do sometimes feel like you need to be pushed by the people who love you when it's coming from a good place. I do. I feel like sometimes you go, you have to be like, I know what you're doing, but I'm telling you now. You're gonna look back and regret that you held on to this face for so long. Just commit. It is what it is. Do you know that I, I was going out with a lad before who told me a very funny story about his father had a...
18:50 Speaker 01 Bald patch.
18:51 Speaker 02 No.
18:51 Speaker 01 Oh, a toupee?
18:52 Speaker 02 No, a curl around. What are they called?
18:55 Speaker 01 Oh, yeah.
18:57 Speaker 02 Comb over.
18:57 Speaker 01 Oh, they're the worst.
18:59 Speaker 02 A very extensive one, right? And I don't, I know, I don't mind, I don't mind comb overs because I know what they're doing. They're just trying to like, I know, but like, we're not bald. We don't, you know, they're just trying to use what they have.
19:11 Speaker 01 I feel like a comb over makes you look more bald than being bald.
19:15 Speaker 02 Some of them are quite good. But anyway, he had this comb over. It wasn't great. It was like nineteen, it was the eighties, you know. He was, you know, brushing forward what, to cover what wasn't there. And his wife said that she would trim it for him. And he had it like all kind of curled up like into a walnut, like in the centre of his head. And his wife was like, I'll, I'll, I'll trim it for you. Like, I'll kind of tidy it up. And he went, oh, thanks, Mel. And she...
19:39 Speaker 01 Cut it off.
19:39 Speaker 02 Fucking cut the whole thing. She just cut the whole thing off.
19:41 Speaker 01 Fair play.
19:43 Speaker 02 And he was going mad. And then, yeah, because she'd obviously just had enough. And she was like, no one's gonna do this. This is, this is the emperor's new clothes. This is fake news. This is a false sense of security for this man.
19:54 Speaker 01 I'd probably cut it off now. Spenny started going around to come over, like there'd be, he'd hear a buzzing in his sleep and it would be me shaving it off. I'd have to.
20:01 Speaker 02 Yeah. Well, this was before there was the options there are now with all the hair transplants and all that jazz.
20:07 Speaker 01 Yeah.
20:07 Speaker 02 I know. I think it's a very sensitive issue, right? But I do think a bit of tough love and be like, dude, we have to move on to the next phase of our lives now. The bun threw me, to be honest. The bun threw me.
20:23 Speaker 01 The bun is kind of like, I don't know, maybe he's keeping the bun because he has that bit of hair. And if he's got long hair, it might feel like he has more hair. Maybe, maybe Joanne's right. Maybe just keep trying to nudge him or just chop it all off.
20:34 Speaker 02 Yeah.
20:35 Speaker 01 Chop it all off. I'll buy it. I love extensions.
20:38 Speaker 02 Vogue loves extensions. And then offer something in return. You know, be like, if you chop it off, I'll give you six anal's.
20:46 Speaker 01 Oh, God, no.
20:48 Speaker 02 No, is that not how marriage works? I thought that was kind of how the whole thing worked.
20:51 Speaker 01 Six?
20:53 Speaker 02 I don't know. Well, the man is losing his hair, Vogue.
20:55 Speaker 01 You just say one. Like, don't offer, don't, don't show all your, if you're gonna just give one. Six, Joanne, you might as well offer endless anal's.
21:02 Speaker 02 I just, I, I really feel for men losing their hair. I thought it was worth six anal's. But if it's not, one anal.
21:07 Speaker 01 Sorry, Emily, you've just come on board. Sorry, we called you on Anal Queen, just so.
21:14 Speaker 02 Don't you dare, Vogue. Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
21:21 Speaker 01 When me and Joanne get it on, that's all she wants. That's all she wants.
21:25 Speaker 02 You have to do anal because your mouth's so big, they don't even feel anything off a blowjob.
21:33 Speaker 02 You have to give blowjobs with your arse because your mouth's too big. Yeah. Thanks, guys. See you next week.
21:41 Speaker 01 Thanks so much for listening. I really hope my mom catches the end of this episode.
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