MTGM EXTRA! "Cork in the eighties..."

So many amazing stories about running away, or ending up on the wrong flight back in the 80s and 90s have come in and they're all AMAZING. This particular one was a fave and it absolutely hits the brief. Tickets for Joanne's tour Pinotphile are now LIVE: www.joannemcnally.com If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:00Speaker 00

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• 0:32Speaker 01

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:41Speaker 02

  Hello and welcome to the bonus episode of My Therapist Ghosted Me. Joe, do you mind? When we're about to record the bonus, chomping away on crisps. Remember Joanne tried to eat crackers on the, like, on mic thinking, but she removed herself from the camera?

• 0:56Speaker 03

  Oh yeah, I forgot I was miked, yeah. Sometimes I struggle with tech. It's AMSO, okay? It's huge in Korea.

• 1:02Speaker 02

  No, not eating. Well, people do like watching the people eat.

• 1:06Speaker 03

  Even I find it a little bit intoxicating. It's mesmerizing, I would say, to watch.

• 1:11Speaker 02

  Sometimes I get mesmerized if I watch somebody eating really badly. It does mesmerize me. I'm like, oh, God. I just, I, it's so bad I can't look away, but I have to, I want to look away.

• 1:22Speaker 03

  Joe, you're, this isn't mesmerizing watching this, do you?

• 1:25Speaker 02

  Joe's just looking all, looking at the ceiling.

• 1:26Speaker 03

  I'm sorry, you've just called me a real hungry moment. I'm really sorry. You remind, I remember one of my-

• 1:31Speaker 02

  Your hair looks fantastic, though, by the way. Can we just say that? Look at that hair.

• 1:35Speaker 03

  Great condition.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  He knows, it does as well.

• 1:38Speaker 03

  You're a karist ass kid. I remember very clearly one of my first, I was gonna say lovers, we were like nine, so obviously it was all very platonic. And one of my first boyfriends, who's now gay, and probably was at the time, because that's how gay works. And he, um, he wanted to bring me out the back for a smooch, but we hadn't really locked lips at that stage and he came-

• 2:00Speaker 02

  You were probably the- What? You were probably the blokeiest one around at that time and killed the boys.

• 2:09Speaker 03

  I knew that's what she was gonna say, that is so. You see her giggling away, she's lying with herself. Absolutely.

• 2:14Speaker 02

  I was the same when I was younger, I'm sorry.

• 2:17Speaker 03

  You're energy shaming me, I have a lot of masculine energy. I know, yeah.

• 2:24Speaker 02

  Why do I fancy the bloke you want so much?

• 2:26Speaker 03

  He just kept pushing the anal and I was like, dude, I think we need to talk.

• 2:31Speaker 03

  Firstly, I'm far too young and sexy, yeah. It's not my vibe, okay? Go play with the lads. But he came up, he was, he wanted to get me, he was trying to get me out the back for a little tongue on tongue and he whipped open, I think it was a bag of Monster Munch and he licked the entire bag. So like he, and he, so it was all over his face, all over his tongue, all up his nose and all. And he's like, are you coming? And I was like, I'll never, do you know when something really sticks in your mind? And you're triggering me, Jo, that feels, you're kind of recreating it. Can I tell you something that just happened to me? Firstly, big news.

• 3:04Speaker 02

  I saw.

• 3:05Speaker 03

  Anxious Be Occupied is now in store in Brent Thomas and Arnotts in Ireland, which is.

• 3:10Speaker 02

  What?

• 3:11Speaker 03

  A flex, we're in a shop, we're on a shelf, we're in a, as your man says.

• 3:15Speaker 02

  You're in a great shop.

• 3:16Speaker 03

  In a filing cabinet, do you remember your man saying the fish?

• 3:20Speaker 03

  Do you remember that really famous ad? Donegal Cat, no. Remember he's like, I've put it on file in the filing cabinet, do you remember that? No? Okay, doesn't matter.

• 3:27Speaker 02

  You sound really like you're from Donegal.

• 3:29Speaker 03

  He was, yeah, that's, thank you, that's very different.

• 3:33Speaker 03

  Folks, you do know I'm going into acting now, so all this will have to be cut. I've said I can do accents.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  You also said you could go.

• 3:43Speaker 03

  I specifically said Donegal.

• 3:46Speaker 03

  Nah, and dairy, because I'm hoping to get into Dairy Girls if they bring that back. Anyway, Anxious Be Occupied is in, it's in a real store and we're buzzing and we're very excited and, but anyway, so I was trying to get, I have a couple of events on today and obviously, obviously squeezing new plebs in.

• 4:00Speaker 02

  Well, I mean, thanks for the invite, we're thrilled to be there, huh? Jo, did you get your invite?

• 4:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, it must have got lost somewhere along the way, I assume. There's no budget to fly anyone in.

• 4:10Speaker 02

  Joanne, for all you know, yeah, I might be in Ireland, you don't know.

• 4:15Speaker 03

  Oh, if you're in Ireland, we'd know. If you're wanking off to the house, clips the house, we'd all know about it.

• 4:23Speaker 03

  So, anyway, couldn't get a taxi down, trying to get a taxi, I'm in the lanster recording this, couldn't get a taxi, couldn't get a taxi, taxi cancelled, the whole thing was really, really stressful. Then, and it's all like a one-way system around there. Eventually, I'm, guy rings me, he's like, I was like, where are you? He's like, where are you? I see a guy on the phone pulling up in a taxi, he's waving at me, I wave back, I'm like, alright, okay, thank god. He's like, John! I was like, yeah! So I climb in, and off we go.

• 4:49Speaker 02

  She's misgendered again.

• 4:53Speaker 03

  Off we go. And we're about seven minutes down the road, and he goes, airport, yeah? And I was like, no.

• 5:01Speaker 03

  He's like, you're John! And I was like, well, like, yeah, Joanne, he pointed, he goes, no, no, this is like, it's, it's, it's John. I was like, fuck! So it just so happened that when I was on the phone to my guy, he was like, I'm pulling up now. I've no idea where he was pulling up to. Anyway, yeah, and I was like, oh, for fuck's sake, so that's why I'm so late, I apologise, I was halfway to the airport.

• 5:19Speaker 02

  But it would be easy to rob us.

• 5:22Speaker 03

  In America, they, they lend their taxis out and stuff. I nearly took the heart out of a woman who was parked at traffic lights in Clapham a couple of weeks ago. Because I just, I sped round the red, and I got into the back of it. And the poor, she was like, ahh! And I was like, ahh! And I realised my mistake almost immediately, yeah. I'm sorry, if you're driving a Prius, lock your fucking doors! This has to stop.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  If you're driving a Prius, if you're driving a wide Prius. I think that that's actually kind of fair enough.

• 5:57Speaker 03

  She wasn't actually, she was in a Land Rover thing.

• 6:01Speaker 02

  Joanne just hops in the back of a Prius, I'm sorry, I read the red wrong!

• 6:06Speaker 03

  She, I scared the life out of her, and then, and I was like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. She's like, get out! I was like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yeah. And now what about poor John, who's missed his flight? Oh, John!

• 6:18Speaker 02

  I'm more concerned about the taxi driver who wanted a fare to the airport, then he's stuck dropping her around the corner.

• 6:24Speaker 03

  Two complete strangers waving at each other, he's putting the suitcase in, I'm sitting in the back.

• 6:29Speaker 02

  John!

• 6:29Speaker 03

  Off to Terminal 2.

• 6:31Speaker 02

  What does that say about you, that you'll literally answer to anything? John!

• 6:37Speaker 03

  Well, John, you know the way now, you'd get, you'd get John, and you'd get Janans and all that jazz, and you know, just, you just hop in, don't you? I'm a hopper.

• 6:45Speaker 02

  Yeah, I always think though, oh god, no, actually I wouldn't.

• 6:48Speaker 03

  Hop in first, ask questions later!

• 6:51Speaker 02

  At the same time, look what happened to you now.

• 6:53Speaker 03

  This might be interesting, but then the next guy I got in, got into, do you know what a taxi man? And like, I value them and we need them, but they, they're like, I was trying to do some work. And he's like, are you doing a bit of work? Yeah. And I was like, yeah. And he's like, so when are you going back to the UK? He's like, oh.

• 7:10Speaker 03

  And where are you from originally? I was like, I'm just, and what do you do for work? I said, I'm putting together a presentation. Oh, okay. I said, I am a bit stressed. And he was like, oh, okay, okay, okay. And where are you living in London? And children are like.

• 7:20Speaker 02

  I know.

• 7:21Speaker 03

  And I love, I love them when you're in the mood first. It's great. But when you're like.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Ah, no, in fairness, when someone's, when someone's driving, driving me, I prefer, I, that's why I, I do do stuff like that. When I'm in the back, I just get loads of stuff done on my phone. But that's why I drive myself a lot in Ireland, because when you're in Ireland, there's no, there's no such thing as a quiet ride. You have to chat. So I remember, I remember once, I think I was pregnant was with, I was pregnant with Gigi. And I got in the car and I'd had a delicious, a delicious sushi just before I had gotten the plane. But I had really bad morning sickness.

• 7:54Speaker 03

  You're not supposed to be eating raw fish when you're pregnant, you know?

• 7:57Speaker 02

  Oh, back off.

• 7:58Speaker 03

  Apparently it gives the baby fins.

• 8:00Speaker 02

  That's, sorry, that is what Gigi was craving. What can I say? So I had had, and it was actually the beef teriyaki.

• 8:06Speaker 03

  No wonder she's obsessed with mermaids.

• 8:12Speaker 03

  No wonder she has, she has gills. I always wondered why she had gills.

• 8:17Speaker 02

  Anyway, I got in the taxi and it was a man, and I used to go to school with his daughter. And I was out the window like a dog panting, just trying not to vomit. I was like, oh God. And he just kept asking me stuff about school. And I was like, please, Jesus. Oh God, there's nothing worse.

• 8:32Speaker 03

  Do you know a friend, well, maybe I was a friend of mine who will, I will, I will do my very best not to identify in this conversation. I should brain me was like, finished pregnancy, but the baby was still in.

• 8:47Speaker 03

  So like we're talking

• 8:49Speaker 02

  The hardest time.

• 8:50Speaker 03

  Eight months or whatever. She was just done. She was over it. And she was in a restaurant, a Japanese restaurant, and she ordered a glass of wine.

• 8:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 8:59Speaker 03

  And they said.

• 9:00Speaker 02

  No, no.

• 9:03Speaker 03

  No, that's exactly what they said. They said no.

• 9:05Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh.

• 9:06Speaker 03

  Yeah, they said no. Well, actually, truth be told, they gave her one. And when she asked for a second one, they said no. Yeah. If I'm bit, they said no, they said, sorry, not in your condition. And she, well, stormed out of the place, knocking things over with the belly, got home and wrote a very strong worded email to the restaurant.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  It's kind of not, it's not their business to be doing something like that. You can't.

• 9:29Speaker 03

  I'm IBS. You don't know. I mean, you're not supposed to even comment on people being pregnant until the foot's come out. That's like the whole reel. But yeah, it's none of their business.

• 9:37Speaker 02

  No, you shouldn't say that. And as well, like, that's the thing that you said about sushi and stuff like that. I genuinely really craved sushi with theatre. I used to eat it all the time.

• 9:44Speaker 03

  Get it, folk.

• 9:45Speaker 02

  And what, and what are the, what are your aunt's friends doing? Drinking. So I will drink.

• 9:52Speaker 04

  Not the first time I've been forced to point this out, but this is not a medical podcast. Do not take this advice.

• 10:00Speaker 03

  Only at the end and at the beginning and a little bit in the middle of their pregnancy, folk. There's, there's days that go past they don't drink when they're pregnant. Just FYI.

• 10:19Speaker 03

  We've got running away in the noughties, out where Cork in the eighties.

• 10:23Speaker 02

  I might take the kids to Cork to the markets over Christmas.

• 10:25Speaker 03

  Take the kids to Cork. I've got shows in Cork. Cork, cork, cork, cork. Pineapple, cork, cork, cork. January, cork. Cork, opera, cork.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  John, I'm gonna be dying at your show. I want to just go enjoy it and like, and be like, I'm gonna have, well, I'm gonna go a couple of times anyway, so it's fine.

• 10:40Speaker 03

  Well, don't come if you're pregnant because you only have nine drinks in that case.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  According to my friends, labour rules.

• 10:49Speaker 02

  Okay, Cork in the eighties. Dear Vogue and Joanne and Jo, bloody love your pod, it gets me through the week. Based on your kids roaming free in the eighties chat, I just wanted to share this story, which still blows my mind. My gorgeous husband is from rural County Cork and every summer as a child, he was put on an aeroplane with his little brother by themselves, luggage tags securely tied around their necks to spend the holidays with his aunt and uncle in Newcastle, England. This was the mid eighties. Wow. One summer, a nice aunt and uncle. One summer, when he had just turned eight and his younger brother was barely six, they were put on a plane at Cork Airport, which their mother thought was destined for Newcastle. Oh no.

• 11:36Speaker 03

  No rowing.

• 11:37Speaker 02

  Imagine, imagine their confusion when they accidentally arrived at Gatwick to find no relatives waiting for them. Oh god, the little, oh god, that's younger than tea. They had no money.

• 11:49Speaker 03

  Eight and six years old.

• 11:50Speaker 02

  Oh my god. No phones, God bless the eighties, and a member of the cabin crew had to check into a hotel with them to find out who the hell these stray kids were and how to reunite them with their family. The kicker, the kicker for me though, is the flight they were supposed to take off on actually departed a day later. My mother-in-law hadn't even, she was so excited to get rid of them. My mother-in-law hadn't even taken them to the airport on the correct day of travel. My husband still remembers being alone at Gatwick with food tokens while calls were urgently being made by the flight team and trying to get the courage to take his little brother to McDonald's by himself.

• 12:34Speaker 03

  Sorry now, like, talk about a lot of flaws in the process there. Firstly, flaw from the mother, getting the wrong day and putting them on any plane that turned up.

• 12:46Speaker 02

  They were all locked and smoking on planes in those days. That's why it would just happen. They're all deranged.

• 12:51Speaker 03

  Any plane that slowed down and threw a couple of steps out there, like throw them in there. But then to have, no one checked their tickets and all when they got on the plane, like that is crazy. Was this back when the kind of children fly for free thing? Is that why they're so relaxed about it?

• 13:04Speaker 02

  No, but you can, your kids can fly for a flight on their own. They can go to chaperone, I think, from age 10.

• 13:10Speaker 03

  I mean, to be honest, Gatwick, I was genuinely expecting it to be way worse.

• 13:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, Gatwick's grand, Gatwick's grand, but still, like, it's pretty far from Newcastle. I wonder if it's Newcastle or back to Ireland.

• 13:21Speaker 03

  Yeah, I remember when I was travelling, when I was in, when I went to school in France, remember? French rap and rowling, c'est bonjour, bonjour. Putain, putain. That's some prostituting French. Arrête, putain, arrête. Look at that flower, look at that flemmy flower. Such a natural.

• 13:41Speaker 02

  I'd say I know more French than you, Joanne.

• 13:44Speaker 03

  Excusez-moi?

• 13:46Speaker 02

  Pardonnez-moi, pardonnez-moi.

• 13:47Speaker 03

  Excusez-moi? Putain.

• 13:51Speaker 03

  I think I just called you, I think I just called you a whore.

• 13:54Speaker 02

  Connyo, isn't Connyo, that's Italian, sorry.

• 13:57Speaker 03

  It's Italian, yeah.

• 13:58Speaker 02

  That means motherfucker, doesn't it?

• 13:59Speaker 03

  Anyway, I was, I don't, I'm actually not sure. I was on my own and I was 16 years of age and I was trying to get through Charles de Gaulle Airport. And I had to ring my father, God rest his soul, who had to, who was looking at the map, a map of Charles de Gaulle Airport to tell me where to go. Why I was being, I don't know, maybe I could have asked someone, I don't know. But I was like 16 and needed my father's assistance via the telephone to get through Charles de Gaulle Airport. Sorry, you laugh. Have you been to Charles de Gaulle Airport? Even though I did speak fluent French.

• 14:28Speaker 02

  Yes, yes, I have. And I still don't think, even to this day, you'd be able to get through it alone.

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Bonjour now is putains.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Terminal 48, please. So, yeah, so that's terrifying for this.

• 14:41Speaker 02

  I'd say in the next year, because you're on tour now, in the next year, I guarantee Joanne will be on the wrong flight somewhere, somewhere. It's gonna happen this year. I just know it will happen.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  I don't, I.

• 14:50Speaker 02

  It's coming.

• 14:51Speaker 03

  Adults, it's very hard for adults to break into airplanes these days. Since the 9/11 thing, they've really cracked down on that.

• 14:58Speaker 02

  They certainly have.

• 14:58Speaker 03

  It seems a particularly 80s issue, if you know what I mean, where everyone was just roaming around. Yeah, and there was very little rules, really.

• 15:06Speaker 02

  No, I think you can still do it. I'm telling you, I did it. Now I did it 20 years ago in Farnes.

• 15:10Speaker 03

  In the 80s, you'd walk on, there'd be a kid smoking a cigar in the cockpit, do you know what I mean?

• 15:15Speaker 02

  Imagine the smoke in this, do you remember in restaurants, it was like smoking area, non-smoking area? And someone would just be smoking and blowing all this smoke in your face. So, what's the difference? Why aren't we all, just say smoking.

• 15:28Speaker 03

  Talking about a diluted boundary. Speaking of airplanes, Vogue, I know, I started watching the Charlie Sheen documentary, didn't you?

• 15:35Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I loved it.

• 15:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, he's way more likeable than I thought he was gonna be. I really didn't expect to like him as much as I did.

• 15:41Speaker 02

  Quite sweet, yeah, switched on, like, no, I don't think, there's no shit, he's not full of shit, he's really honest, and I, I really liked him.

• 15:48Speaker 03

  He feels quite self-aware, like, he's not, like, he's not, yeah, he's, he's famous and he's a celeb and all that jazz, but he's kind of like, I get it, it's all nonsense, you know?

• 15:56Speaker 02

  And he's not woe is me, like, he's had it, he's, yeah, he did go through a really tough time, but he's like, I'm not blaming anyone else, like, it was down to me.

• 16:03Speaker 03

  But you remember the story that he told about the plane? So, again, it was in the eighties and it was in the height of his career, and everyone, he was like, super famous, and he, the pilot came out and was like, oh, come into the cockpit, come into the cockpit, so they put him in the cockpit, and they were like, oh, wear my hat, and he's like, okay, and then he's like, he put the tie on, and then Charlie sat in one of the pilot's seats, and then he asked the pilot the code for, I think it's George, is George the code for autopilot?

• 16:30Speaker 02

  Or the autopilot.

• 16:32Speaker 03

  He's like, is George flying the plane? And then the pilot, look, because Charlie was holding on to the controller, and, and the, and the pilot switched, 300 people, 300 people sitting on the plane, Charlie Sheen, not a cred between them, not that, he's no credentialed.

• 16:44Speaker 02

  Deranged as well.

• 16:45Speaker 03

  Off his tits. The, the pilot switches off the autopilot, goes, not anymore, i.e. you're now flying the plane. So Charlie's now flying the plane, whacked off his tits with 300 people, clueless down in the back that someone with no qualifications is now flying the plane. And then eventually Charlie was like, kind of getting really into it, and he was kind of trying to like, turn it around, I don't know what he was doing, I don't know what he was doing. And your mum was like, okay, that's enough, and turned the autopilot back on. Sorry, that's the eighties. That's the eighties.

• 17:12Speaker 02

  That just reminded me of the weirdest story. I don't know if I've told you this, when I lived in Aberdeen, we met like, two proper policemen, like policemen with police hats and everything like that.

• 17:23Speaker 03

  Oh, hats?

• 17:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, they came up to our, they gave us a lift home and came up to our apartment when they were on duty. I've just remembered that.

• 17:31Speaker 03

  Did they, dude?

• 17:33Speaker 02

  John, come on, like, I was, I'm putting anything out.

• 17:36Speaker 03

  Well, well, I mean, what did they come up for?

• 17:39Speaker 02

  I don't know, I just remembered them being there for a while, and I was like, they probably shouldn't be here, that's actually really, that's, that's, that's against the law.

• 17:46Speaker 03

  It's against the law. Sure, I knew a guy who knew a guy. So one of my friend's brothers was a policeman, this is in the UK, he was the biggest drug dealer anyone knew, and he's now in prison for selling drugs.

• 17:59Speaker 02

  Stop.

• 17:59Speaker 03

  And he's a policeman.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Well, look at all the people that then go to, like, the prison guards who go to prison because they're ridin' someone in prison. It's like, I mean, if you've got someone like the hot fella been thrown at you, like, what are you gonna do?

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Power does terrible things to people. Every, every, no one is above a bit of crookedness, I think. If you move in those circles and you're, and you're, I think, sometimes I think the guards are fucking almost as bad as the

• 18:24Speaker 03

  crims. Look at us.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  I hope we've been to a garden now after this.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  Except for the bands, band guard, they're, they're both the law, they can do anything.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  We're all right, we're all right. Oh my god, I forgot to tell you, I'm going to Oasis this weekend.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  She's going again.

• 18:39Speaker 02

  Going again, I know.

• 18:40Speaker 03

  She's going again, double. Good for you.

• 18:43Speaker 02

  It's with my best friend, Ashley and Clodagh.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  Is Ashley the girl from how she does all the makeup, the lovely makeup?

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And Ashley and Clodagh are my pals and they're both coming over and they're coming straight from Heathrow though. I'm like, girls, if you don't get here on time, I'm going in without you. So I might be there. I can't miss the first song, first song, so low, I can't. But we're having like a little reunion because we're, because we've been best pals forever, yeah. And I, I, it's, I just can't wait.

• 19:06Speaker 03

  It's gonna be fab. Now, do you, I've heard that sometimes they don't walk out holding hands, so give us the goss.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  I will, I will try and find some goss.

• 19:14Speaker 03

  There's been a couple of occasions they haven't walked out holding hands.

• 19:17Speaker 02

  Well, I've got the nod to go into the fa- family and friends bar.

• 19:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, I sorted that for you, that's okay. You're welcome. Yeah, I know, I did actually.

• 19:24Speaker 02

  They said after, after we couldn't, we had to scrape Joanne off the floor in a donahoo.

• 19:29Speaker 03

  Look at her, she has to get in that she's going in this time. She's like, just you know, just you know, yeah.

• 19:35Speaker 02

  They nearly didn't let me in. They said you have to leave at a certain time because Joanne didn't get out till 5am.

• 19:41Speaker 03

  That's, that's, sorry, there's a friends and family bar, that was the after party.

• 19:46Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's not as good as the friends. I saw some, I saw some people at that after party and I thought, God, thank God I didn't get the nod for that.

• 19:53Speaker 03

  Was that me?

• 19:57Speaker 03

  Scum, lowering the tone. That'll be great. I look forward to seeing more Oasis videos because I need more of them in my life.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  I'm gonna try and hold back. I'm not gonna drink till I get there because I think I've had overboard in the old vids the last time. You know, you're like, everyone's gonna think it's as, it's as good as I think it is. And it's like when you take a picture of a sunset and you're like, God, that looks crap.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 20:16Speaker 02

  When I'm not looking with the real eyes.

• 20:18Speaker 03

  There's so, it's a very emotional experience, I would say, the Oasis gig.

• 20:22Speaker 02

  Oh God, it's gonna be, I, but I wonder, I, I think Dublin was such an amazing gig that I don't know if Wembley will be as good. Obviously, I'm never gonna say if it was. No, I'll always say Dublin was better.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Have you been yet, Jo?

• 20:37Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 20:37Speaker 04

  Yeah, I was at Wembley. I have been to Wembley. I only went the once, though. Smashing show, but it's the worst place on earth to get back from when the gig finishes.

• 20:48Speaker 03

  Oh, is it?

• 20:48Speaker 02

  Oh, well, it's actually fine for me because I'm gonna be in the family and friends bar after the show, so I won't have to leave.

• 20:54Speaker 03

  Are you driving home to Liam's ma, are you?

• 20:58Speaker 03

  Peggy, is it Peggy?

• 20:59Speaker 04

  Yeah, give us a lift there, Peg. Thank you, love.

• 21:02Speaker 02

  I call her Peg, I call her Peg.

• 21:03Speaker 03

  You had enough of Peg, yeah?

• 21:04Speaker 02

  Sometimes I, sometimes I say P. I say, hey, big P, what's up?

• 21:09Speaker 03

  PG, yeah, yeah.

• 21:12Speaker 03

  Peggy gal, Peg gal.

• 21:14Speaker 02

  Peg, hey, a Peg, how are you? It's great to see you again. Yeah.

• 21:18Speaker 03

  Yeah, send her my love. Send her my love. And send the boys my love. Send everyone, and Richard and all, send them all my love.

• 21:24Speaker 04

  The boys, she calls them the boys.

• 21:26Speaker 02

  Richard, now, I would say, I have to say, I think Richard Askraft would be, well, we better see if he has a girlfriend.

• 21:31Speaker 03

  He's married. I checked, I checked, I checked all this before I went the last time. Don't worry.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  God damn it.

• 21:36Speaker 03

  I have a rolling document.

• 21:40Speaker 02

  Who's broken up with who this week?

• 21:42Speaker 03

  Who's going where, yeah. Beep, beep, beep. I get live updates and stuff.

• 21:53Speaker 02

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