Pod Insights My Therapist Ghosted Me MTGM EXTRA! "Bless this guy for misreading the situation..." About this episode Vogue wastes no times with a big hitting question this week. Does anybody REALLY like bananas? Once that's taken care of, it's time for burnt plastic, CNN, screaming on planes, throwing mugs and all the rest of it.
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Transcript 0:01 Speaker 00 This is a Global Player original podcast.
0:10 Speaker 01 Hello. Welcome to the bonus episode of My Carpus Coats Me with myself, Joanne McNally and
0:15 Speaker 02 Meaveagh Williams.
0:20 Speaker 02 Do you actually like banana? I don't think anyone actually likes it. They eat it because it's healthy.
0:26 Speaker 03 It is the question on the nation's lips, isn't it?
0:29 Speaker 01 I love that we get into the heavy stuff straight away. I'm like, whoa, okay. Are we going to start there? Jeez, I thought you'd, I thought you were going to soften me in a little bit, tickle me before we get to the hard stuff.
0:39 Speaker 03 There we go.
0:39 Speaker 02 Only tough journalism for you guys. Go on. Do you like it?
0:42 Speaker 01 I am, I'm gonna, I'm.
0:45 Speaker 02 She doesn't.
0:45 Speaker 01 I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I love banana, Vogue.
0:51 Speaker 02 What?
0:52 Speaker 03 Okay.
0:52 Speaker 01 Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm not faking it. I'm not saying that to be woke or to be politically correct. I genuinely love it. I love the texture. I love.
1:02 Speaker 02 The smell.
1:04 Speaker 01 I love the way they last for ages. I love them on toast. I love when the butter melts into the little itty bitty bits in the middle. Yeah, yeah.
1:12 Speaker 02 Because Amber eats bananas every day. She'll eat a banana every day and she hates them.
1:16 Speaker 01 What?
1:17 Speaker 02 That's, yeah, that's why she eats it. She's like, I know they're so good. I need the potassium. And I'm like, I'd rather take a potassium tablet. Surely they do that.
1:24 Speaker 01 Some trainers, you know, there's online trainers. They're like, it's the Mars bar of the fruit world.
1:29 Speaker 03 It's not what it is.
1:30 Speaker 01 Because it's got lots of sugar in it, but it's naturally occurring sugar. Yeah. I'd rather. Oh, you're having a bounty bar for breakfast, are you? You're like, well, it's a fucking banana, like.
1:38 Speaker 02 If someone shoves a peanut butter date my way again online, like, I don't want it. I don't want the peanut butter date. I'd rather a Snickers bar. There's no way. Oh, these taste so like, it's, no, they don't. They do not taste like a Snickers bar. Absolutely not.
1:52 Speaker 01 If we're going to go to the hell hog on, um, online food fads, cottage cheese has never had it so good. Every, every single trainer cottage cheese pancakes, cottage cheese casseroles, cottage cheese lasagnas, cottage cheese crackers, cottage cheese bread. Cottage cheese has done nothing. It's still that really boring branding. It's done nothing. But it's really, really high in protein and it's like a superfood and it's just stayed stoked for years, just silently pottering away at the back of the
2:20 Speaker 02 Plodding along.
2:21 Speaker 01 kitchens, the almond mom kitchen or the almond mom fridge is just in the back. My mum used to eat it in the eighties and now it's pow, it's cool.
2:28 Speaker 02 I actually don't, I, I have such a judgment against cottage cheese and I think it might have to do with the packaging. And I refuse to eat it, but I've never tasted it, but I look at it and I'm like, ugh. And I've never tasted it.
2:40 Speaker 01 It's a funny texture. It's not completely different to bile. Let's be honest.
2:44 Speaker 02 Oh God. Well, I actually haven't put it in my mouth, so I wouldn't know. I prefer a brie.
2:49 Speaker 01 I, well, yeah, wouldn't we all?
2:51 Speaker 02 I'll have a brie with some chili jam. Thank you. Good night.
2:55 Speaker 01 I'll swap your cottage cheese pancakes for a wheel of brie, trainer.
2:58 Speaker 02 What's this delicious one? Comté. Oh, it tastes, it tastes like cream. I just had a stick of comté there because I was a bit hungry. And I'm trying not to always eat chocolate when I'm hungry, you know, and you just need to perk up a bit of comté.
3:11 Speaker 01 Don't know comté. I'm not, I'm not familiar.
3:12 Speaker 03 I think that might be the one that goes into the, uh, what are they called? The fondue's, is it, is that?
3:18 Speaker 02 No, that's rac, that's rac, raclette.
3:20 Speaker 03 Raclette, of course.
3:21 Speaker 02 That stinks. That stinks.
3:24 Speaker 03 It's an education podcast, isn't it?
3:26 Speaker 01 Joe, what have you been doing in your spare time? Have you been off in St Bart's on this lie? How do you know all these fancy cheeses?
3:31 Speaker 02 He doesn't know any of them. I'm telling them it's a raclette. He's calling it a comté.
3:35 Speaker 03 I've wanted to have cheese fondue my entire life. Thirty-four this year. Never had it. Still desperately want it.
3:42 Speaker 02 I have a fondue set you can have.
3:44 Speaker 01 If you get any sort of diagnosis, Joe, we'll be sure to make sure you get a fondue as a bucket list situation.
3:49 Speaker 03 Thank you. Yeah, no, if, if, if my time is limited, then that's what I need.
3:52 Speaker 01 I'll use, I guess, if you're being philosophical about it.
3:54 Speaker 03 Yeah, everyone's is, yeah.
3:56 Speaker 01 We're all dying.
3:57 Speaker 03 You've only got the time you've got.
3:58 Speaker 02 Well, supposedly Bear Grylls said he's only a quarter of the way through his life because he's going to live till 250. I mean, that sounds like some shit I'd be spouting.
4:07 Speaker 01 I mean.
4:07 Speaker 02 Maybe he's manifesting. I'm going to start doing that.
4:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, sure.
4:12 Speaker 01 I was watching, just speaking of death and it's impendingness.
4:18 Speaker 01 Bear Grylls can say what he wants, but if he gets on an airline and that pilot is about to do a murder-suicide, there's nothing he can do about it. Yes, I watched more, yeah, I'm back on the Malaysian Airlines buzz.
4:27 Speaker 02 Where did you get, it looked like you had CNN. I was like, how did she get CNN on her TV? Where are you?
4:33 Speaker 01 Do you not have CNN on your TV?
4:35 Speaker 02 Well, I suppose I've never looked for it. It might be there.
4:37 Speaker 01 So when my TV goes on and like I, my TV has three remotes. Why, where, how? I don't know why. I don't know where this, what this modern day multiple remote situation comes from. And I still don't know which does what. I do know how to put Netflix on, but I know when it pops up in its natural state, my TV, it has all the news channels on it. I don't know why. They're just there. And then some weird German comedy channels and stuff. And then I have to kind of go clicking around to get into the Netflix and the Apples and stuff. But sometimes I just leave it in its natural state and it's just a bit of company in the background.
5:07 Speaker 03 You want to be careful because amongst those channels will be GB News and I know what you're like, you could get sucked into that.
5:13 Speaker 01 Do you remember, I don't know if I said it on the podcast, that GB News offered me a job as a analyst.
5:20 Speaker 02 Oh no, Joanne.
5:23 Speaker 02 Joanne would be radicalised in moments.
5:27 Speaker 01 We all know I'm a little suggestible if I watch anything for too long. I just have an open mind, okay? It's curiosity, but in a quite sinister form. But, uh. But yeah, they emailed my agent and they were like, we think she'd be a great fit. And I was like, okay, okay, okay. Everyone calm down. What have I done? No. I was like, what have I done? That, like, they're, like, they're right wing, aren't they?
5:51 Speaker 02 The old tweets, maybe?
5:53 Speaker 01 I literally was like, I thought I cleared them all up. I thought I deleted all them. The fascism stage that I had.
6:01 Speaker 02 Hang on a second. Your finances were posted. That's why they must have thought, now she's right wing.
6:07 Speaker 03 She, this was before that.
6:10 Speaker 02 Oh, well then I actually, well then I actually don't know why they would think that you were right wing.
6:15 Speaker 01 And I still don't think, I mean, even though Goat's been kind to us, but I don't think even we're right wing when he.
6:19 Speaker 02 No, we're definitely not right wing.
6:21 Speaker 03 No.
6:22 Speaker 02 All the right wingers have left though, they've left and now our taxes are gonna go up because they've all left.
6:26 Speaker 03 Left.
6:27 Speaker 02 All the billionaires left the UK, I know. Anyway, I would like to go back to the fondue quickly. This is really odd for me to look at Joanne drinking tea and Jo drinking champagne, it just doesn't make sense at all in my mind.
6:39 Speaker 01 We should explain, Jo is quite brazenly sipping off a flute of champagne.
6:43 Speaker 02 Five to 12.
6:45 Speaker 01 Five to 12 on a Friday, on a work call.
6:48 Speaker 03 Yeah.
6:49 Speaker 01 Because.
6:49 Speaker 03 On his, on his.
6:51 Speaker 02 Wedding anniversary.
6:52 Speaker 01 Wedding anniversary.
6:53 Speaker 03 So I can do what I like.
6:55 Speaker 01 Jo, we don't know, you've just told us that.
6:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, Jo, you could have made that up. Next week it's gonna be like, I don't know, your dog's death anniversary or something.
7:01 Speaker 03 Kept the fire burning for another year, you get a glass of champagne.
7:05 Speaker 02 Just the one glass now, I would, you can't leave a bottle of champagne, it goes off.
7:10 Speaker 03 No, the bottle's here.
7:11 Speaker 02 Oh, what kind of bottle?
7:12 Speaker 01 Oh my god.
7:13 Speaker 02 Look at that, Le Creuset.
7:14 Speaker 03 There she is, yeah.
7:16 Speaker 02 Is it proper champagne?
7:17 Speaker 03 Well, it says champagne on the bottle.
7:19 Speaker 02 Okay, that's good then.
7:21 Speaker 01 It's not in a cooler.
7:22 Speaker 03 Yeah.
7:23 Speaker 02 Yeah.
7:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, which means that you're not sharing a bottle with Josie, you're literally in your workshop, hammering a bottle. And Jo, I would like to say, but it's eleven, twelve o'clock, I think you might have a problem with this.
7:35 Speaker 03 Cards on the table, she's still breastfeeding, so.
7:39 Speaker 02 Oh my god, so you're getting the whole bottle you're celebrating for two?
7:42 Speaker 03 But I've got one of those stoppers, so I can pop it in, have it tomorrow.
7:45 Speaker 02 I'll tell you what, I used to have a glass of champagne and breastfeed Gigi, she slept like a baby.
7:50 Speaker 01 Right, suppose then.
7:51 Speaker 03 Wouldn't she? A baby. Can you hear me at the back there?
7:56 Speaker 02 You're allowed, it's recommended, I heard, the odd glass.
8:02 Speaker 01 She's flat out sending texts to her exes and all Gigi, she's like, she woke up, she's like, oh my god, what have I done?
8:10 Speaker 02 Gigi, the other day, by the way, I put the oven on to roast my delicious potatoes. There's, don't worry, there's a trad wife coming soon about that. And, and I was like, what the, it stinks. And the whole kitchen stank. Opened the oven and there was Mermaid Barbie melting away onto all of my gorgeous trays. And then Gigi was upset and I said, excuse me, I didn't put Barbie in there because she has a Barbie and its hair color changes if it goes into cold air or warm air. So I suppose it did make sense for her to do that.
8:46 Speaker 01 Oh my God.
8:48 Speaker 02 I know.
8:49 Speaker 01 And the smell of burning plastic and the smell of the burning of fake hair. Oh.
8:55 Speaker 02 I, well, I still, I shoved the potatoes in. I was in a rush, so they're, they didn't taste amazing, I must admit.
9:02 Speaker 01 Covered in glitter.
9:03 Speaker 02 I won't be making it too far in this world. I'm after inhaling a shitload of plastic.
9:08 Speaker 01 Tommy, why is there scales on the potato? Don't worry about it. Eat them.
9:17 Speaker 02 Well, I'm glad I've showed up for you today, honestly. And Joanne was so nice. And Jo, I actually didn't send you a second message to apologize. I missed the pod yesterday, everyone. I was in Covent Garden and I got the email through and I thought, oh, well, I am not at home.
9:31 Speaker 02 But I actually forgot to apologize to you personally, so I'm apologizing. And now you both owe me one. You owe me one and I can't wait.
9:39 Speaker 01 Yeah. Well, it's, it's a cancel on you. It's a borrowing system. You get one back. So I'm always thrilled when the cancellation comes in. I'm like, oh, yes.
9:48 Speaker 02 Well, I'm thrilled too, because I've been waiting for you to cancel for ages and she hasn't canceled this series. I just don't know what the hell is going on with her. Very selfish.
9:56 Speaker 01 I don't know either, really, to be honest.
9:58 Speaker 02 Very on form. Okay, we've got sobbing on planes or camels' backs.
10:04 Speaker 01 Well, I'm, I'm big into sobbing on planes, so I'm going to take, I'm going to take the first one, please, Vogue.
10:08 Speaker 02 Okay. Girls, I've never emailed in before, but this time I had to. Let me explain. When Joanne was telling the story about crying on the plane scared about Pat dying, don't worry, Joanne, she'll be with us for years. I'm surprised you wouldn't be crying about yourself dying. Like, I'd cry about myself first.
10:26 Speaker 01 No, because I won't know when I'm dead. Do you know what I mean? It's no, it's no loss to me.
10:32 Speaker 02 Oh, I feel like, oh no.
10:35 Speaker 02 And the man next to her not comforting her, I nearly crashed the car shouting my story back at you. Six years ago, I lost my lovely mum. Oh, no.
10:43 Speaker 01 Oh, no.
10:45 Speaker 02 Oh, no.
10:47 Speaker 02 Sadly, I hate that I say this all the time, but I, oh, God, that my dad went first. I couldn't bear it if it had been my mum.
10:55 Speaker 02 I love my dad. God bless him. I was living away in Spain at the time and it was quite sudden. I've done the therapy. I miss her every day, but I'm okay. I'd come back, obviously, and we'll go back to Spain after her funeral. As the plane lifted into the air after three good gins. Are they still sky gins if consumed at the airport before boarding?
11:15 Speaker 01 Yes.
11:16 Speaker 02 Okay.
11:16 Speaker 01 Because they're potential. They will hit the sky eventually. And therefore they will look at space and space gins.
11:23 Speaker 02 Okay. I burst into tears, loud tears, loud enough to be audible above the aircraft engines at full power for takeoff. Deep wailing sobs and I'm an ugly crier, so this was bad. The man next to me shifted uncomfortably and I assumed he'd mind his own business. As we got into the air, I calmed down a bit and it all went quiet. He picked his moment and said, don't be upset. He wasn't worth it. Oh, God.
11:53 Speaker 02 Bless this guy for misreading the situation, but this sent me back to wailing. I basically screamed back at him. She was my mom and she definitely was. Oh, Jesus. The arrows just clocked that things had gone bad and offered to move me to another seat. While other passengers gave dogs looks to this poor man who was only trying to help. No real lesson here, I just had to tell you. God, well, that's a lesson to, that's a lesson to the men. Stay the fuck out of it. Don't get involved.
12:23 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah. It seems kind of patronizing that you'd assume if a woman's crying on a plane that it's about a man. You know, maybe she lost her job with NASA.
12:31 Speaker 02 You never know, you never know.
12:33 Speaker 01 Don't reduce us to crying over men. However, I will say, I have cried a lot over men also in my life. So, and I do think it's kind of a cute thing for, for a man to say, because they're, they don't really, they're just trying to say something so as not to say nothing. And
12:47 Speaker 02 I, I don't know. When I'm crying and someone like puts their arm on me, I'm just like, ugh, I just don't want it. I want to be on my own to cry.
12:54 Speaker 01 It's the worst. When, when you feel the chin, the chin wobble go and the eyes start wetting. And then someone kind of gives you the look that they know. The worst is when someone hugs you, because that's like the release button.
13:04 Speaker 02 Oh, I can't bear it. But then you're stuck in an embrace. And I'm not like, I'm not much of a hugger. And then I'm stuck there. And I'm like, I feel really uncomfortable here now. I'm not enjoying it.
13:15 Speaker 01 It's like when someone tries to hold my hand. I'm like, okay, well, how, what's the, how long is, what are we, what are we talking here? Five minutes?
13:21 Speaker 02 Who's holding your hand? A boyfriend?
13:24 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Or like, one of the girls might take my hand to tell me something, you know?
13:29 Speaker 02 Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that either. I feel uncomfortable.
13:33 Speaker 01 I tell you, yeah, you're pissing everyone off. That kind of thing, you know? And then like, all I'm, all I'm thinking of is, how long's she gonna hold my hand?
13:40 Speaker 02 I can't bear it. I don't know. It must be the way we were brought up. Because I just don't like, oh, my cousins and stuff would be very huggy with their mom. And they'd like, get into her bed and watch TV with her. And I'm like, that's not for me. That's not for me and Sandra. It's not in our destiny.
13:53 Speaker 01 Yeah, we didn't, we weren't, we didn't come from the most tactile of families, I would say.
13:59 Speaker 02 No.
14:00 Speaker 01 We're grand, aren't we? Nothing wrong with us.
14:12 Speaker 02 Well, thanks everyone for emailing in. And we would love you to continue to do so, because we do appreciate it. It's, uh,
14:18 Speaker 01 We love them.
14:19 Speaker 02 MTGM pod.
14:21 Speaker 01 No.
14:22 Speaker 02 Ah, fuck off then. Whatever. I'll take it from here, guys. I'll take it from here.
14:28 Speaker 01 The, the email address, if you want to write in, we'd love to hear from you, because we thoroughly enjoy these emails. The email address is hello at MTGM, sorry.
14:35 Speaker 02 Ah, yes. No, no, no, no. That's just, I'm laughing. [email protected] . Thanks, guys. My stars. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. I was just joking around at you two.
14:47 Speaker 02 Okay, speaking of straws and camels backs, I was in a shared flat like Joanne's back in the day. Mushrooms in the toilet vibes I used to share with this guy.
14:58 Speaker 02 And like, I'd come home and like, I would have been away for the weekend or something like back in Dublin. And I'd come home and there'd just be like puke all over the toilet seat and stuff like that. Because, yeah, it was really, it was really bad. I would have preferred mushrooms. And I got on with the girls, but we weren't mates. I'd had the worst fucking week. Arguments with family, shit boyfriend, shit job, but I was coping. Then I got home and one of the girls was drinking tea out of my favourite mug.
15:24 Speaker 01 Boo.
15:26 Speaker 02 I went full she-devil and threw the mug across the room.
15:31 Speaker 01 What? She threw us?
15:33 Speaker 02 But the throw went wrong. The mug went off at an angle and smashed just above the TV. The hot tea went down into the TV and screen went black. That outburst cost a lot. Mug £8, TV £500. Ability to ever look the girls in the eye again. Out of my price range, I moved out a month later. I'd say they were glad you moved out. No offence.
15:56 Speaker 01 Yes. Yeah. That's, listen, it happens. It's a boundary, you know? And if you get enough boundaries broken throughout the day, the final boundary, while it might seem small, is the straw that broke the camel's back.
16:10 Speaker 02 I mean, I, I personally-
16:12 Speaker 01 Why am I explaining the saying?
16:15 Speaker 02 I-
16:17 Speaker 01 I'm like your one Alexandra who thought she brought elephant in the room to the UK. Do you remember her? I talk about her twice a year. I'm sorry, I have to.
16:26 Speaker 02 Alexandra Burke.
16:28 Speaker 01 Alexandra Burke. Yeah.
16:30 Speaker 02 I would say now, in my humble opinion, and as you know this yourself, that's probably, that's probably a little bit too far, I'm gonna say.
16:39 Speaker 01 Yeah.
16:39 Speaker 02 Just like, I'm very sherry with everything. Now, there's one thing that pisses me off because Amber and Megan, and I hope they hear this, I don't give a shit. I'm calling them out, both of them. So Amber and Megan obviously live in, in my place in Dublin, so it's never empty. And when I go home, I know they steal my knickers and I'm actually, I am bringing the Sharpie home with me next time and I'm gonna write my initials on all my knickers. And that's the only thing, I don't like people stealing my charger or stealing my knickers. It's the only thing.
17:06 Speaker 01 Okay, yeah. Oh yeah, you're talking about the problems of living with people, you mean?
17:12 Speaker 02 Yeah, like that's the only thing that, I share everything else, although I made fajitas yesterday and I was trying to save the rest for lunch and Spen went to eat them and I was just like, because sometimes I feel like he doesn't even taste food, he just like shoves it into his throat, so I just like, just eat something else. Fajitas are annoying to me. And so that annoyed me yesterday, because I had to share.
17:32 Speaker 01 Thank you.
17:36 Speaker 01 We're all praying for a speedy recovery, Free. Yeah.
17:40 Speaker 02 Glaring at him as he snorted my peppers up, I was like, get off!
17:45 Speaker 01 I don't think I'd notice if someone stole my knickers, to be honest.
17:49 Speaker 01 Well, I live alone, so.
17:49 Speaker 02 They're the nice knickers.
17:51 Speaker 01 I live alone, so I'm my own problem, do you know what I mean? And I also do annoy myself, like I'll wake up in the morning, be like, oh, why didn't you clean the fucking kitchen? Do you know, kind of stuff like that. But as far as heaving things go.
18:01 Speaker 02 Yeah, but you kind of.
18:02 Speaker 01 I am free, I am free from that. I'm safe.
18:04 Speaker 02 Yeah, but you, you, you thief from yourself because you just let your stuff around, you lose it all the time.
18:11 Speaker 01 My cleaner, I don't, it's a weird thing to say, but I suppose Jennifer, who helps me out of my nose, comes twice a week, two hours, two hours at a time. And she, when I got home yesterday, she was gone and she texted me, she'd been stuck in the lift for an hour.
18:25 Speaker 02 Oh.
18:26 Speaker 01 I know. I know. So I went down and cracked her out like a hero.
18:32 Speaker 02 I didn't know you had a lift.
18:32 Speaker 01 There she was, there she was, held my two bags of rubbish. I felt, it was a good feeling.
18:37 Speaker 02 Stuck in the lift with, with pins.
18:38 Speaker 01 Thank you, Miss Joanne! Maybe she doesn't call me Miss Joanne, though. But yeah.
18:45 Speaker 02 She calls her madam.
18:46 Speaker 01 Yeah. Then she carried in the corner. I was like, Jennifer, I'm not gonna hit you this time, everything's working out really well.
18:54 Speaker 02 You stay in there with the bins until you've learnt your lesson, Jennifer.
18:56 Speaker 01 Yeah, yeah, yeah. I told you, if you don't dust the mantelpiece, Jennifer. This is what happens. I control the lift from my bed.
19:06 Speaker 01 There was a girl stuck in, do you know those Pure Gym, like pods that you have to go in? Do you know these pods? Has anyone seen these? I was in a Pure Gym for a while. There's a pod, it's all very space age, it's fucking stupid really. But you have to scan your card, then you go into the pod and you have to scan, you have to wait until the back door closes. It's like a tube.
19:24 Speaker 02 Like in the bank?
19:26 Speaker 01 Yeah, but it's way smaller. Like you could only fit one person in the pod. There was a girl stuck in one for five hours.
19:33 Speaker 02 Oh my god, what if you had to wee? I'd be worried about the wee. I just, you'd have to put it in the corner.
19:38 Speaker 01 The only reason I'm aware of this is because she was selling a top on Vinted and the person was going mad that she hadn't posted the top yet. So she had to post all this proof that she'd been stuck in a Pure Gym pod for five hours.
19:48 Speaker 02 Oh my god.
19:50 Speaker 01 Yeah. This is what happens when you live alone, there's a lot of time spent on the internet.
19:53 Speaker 02 My mom, my mom nearly can't get into lifts because when she was younger, they were all playing, she's quite claustrophobic. They were all playing and they all kicked a beehive and then ran. And my, no, that was, that was a different time. Sorry. No, they were all playing hide and seek. Yeah, she got be, because you know how curly her hair is. She's got all these bees stuck in her hair and like, she was like screaming, crying. It was their own fault for kicking a beehive. But they were all playing hide and seek and like, somebody, she hid in a boot of a car but hadn't closed it. But then someone pushed off the boot and pushed the boot closed and she was stuck in the boot. So like, she cannot stand, she won't get in a lift with more than one person.
20:30 Speaker 01 I don't blame her. I don't blame her. There's terrible stories, and this is probably a lovely way to round up the pod, about people being drunk, falling asleep in bins.
20:39 Speaker 02 Oh, I know.
20:40 Speaker 01 And then being taken away by trucks and crushed to death and left in a, what are they called?
20:47 Speaker 01 Landfill. Anyway, on that note, I'm on tour.
20:53 Speaker 02 I'm on tour. What a great, what a great segue.
20:56 Speaker 01 Yeah. Just to kind of bring this back up a bit. I'm on tour, I'm going everywhere. Birmingham, Bournemouth, Liverpool, London, Cork, Dublin.
21:07 Speaker 02 Cork.
21:07 Speaker 01 D'Anny, Killarney.
21:09 Speaker 02 Fantastic. Now, we should do that every week. I'll tell you about another awful death and then you can talk about your tour again. What a great way to do it. And guess what, everybody? I'm not on tour. My two day tour is over. I'm wrapped.
21:24 Speaker 03 Yeah, absolutely knackered.
21:26 Speaker 01 You're back on land, you're back on land.
21:29 Speaker 02 Thanks everyone for listening. I'm pleased to keep sending your emails in. Show off, Joanne already told the email address. She's back to eating her banana on toast.
21:37 Speaker 01 I'm training now, I have to, I have to fuel, you know.
21:40 Speaker 02 Well, I'm going to go eat my. Eating my fajitas now, because I can't, I'm delighted.
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