Big Mouth, Berghain & Biting

If you hadn't heard... Vogue wrote a book! Well, now - that book is out and she's even been on a (mini) tour to promote it. Meanwhile, Joanne continues to get out and about and she's all the better for it. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

• 0:02Speaker 00

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:15Speaker 01

  Welcome to My Carpe with Geltinby. Thank you for coming back to visit us. I'm Joanne McNally and that is Vogue Williams.

• 0:22Speaker 02

  Hello. Good afternoon, good morning, good evening, good middle of the night, whatever that might be to you.

• 0:28Speaker 01

  Yeah, wherever in the world you are, Joe is on mute for the moment because he is operating out of a hallway.

• 0:34Speaker 02

  Well, he was actually talking shite, so we told him we had to mute.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  I wanted to be diplomatic about it. It's no fair to you. Yeah. Surely. What is the crack? How was the book launch? How was the event? Tell us everything.

• 0:47Speaker 02

  Well, I will tell you one thing. I'm going to tell the whole story. I was very nervous about the book launch. I was like, this is not going to work out. This is not going to sell. And I was having a moment of inner turmoil and I turned to my friend Joanne McNally and I said, I don't think I'm going to do the book tour. I think I'm going to pull the book tour. And Joanne McNally turned around to me and said, if there's two people in that audience, you're doing the book tour. And it was the best piece of advice you ever gave me because it ended up being, it was like the nicest audience. And I was so glad that you gave me a kick in the gee and said, cop on to yourself.

• 1:25Speaker 01

  Listen, I'm a seasoned pro. If I survived Winnipeg, you can survive Monday Night on Drick Street. Do you know what I mean? I was honest. Don't get me wrong, I have pulled shows, but I would only pull them if they're like, literally you're going to lose a shit ton of money doing them because you're like the burger. And I pulled a show in Norway because it was like, literally, I was just like, ah, here, that's just not, that's a flop. It's not selling. Do you know what I mean? But usually if there's anything decent there, and also you're kind of growing your audience. That's always the way it is. You're kind of recruiting, you know?

• 1:55Speaker 02

  I know, but I just, I don't know, because I just, I've never been to a book tour and I just didn't think anyone would want to come. But the people that I'm doing it with feign were like, this is the way that it works. This is when people buy the tickets and want to come. It doesn't like, it's not like, let's say, penify. Your stand up tour, they sell differently and it's just done differently and I'm just so glad I did it. And now I've got London tonight and I'm so excited.

• 2:16Speaker 01

  Yeah, I went to see Rebel Wilson's book, it's an event, really, I would call it, a book event. I went to see her event in London and I thoroughly enjoyed it, I have to say. I love a book event.

• 2:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna start, I think I'm gonna start going to a couple of them. But yeah, I thought that that was very sound advice and I'm glad that I took it on board because I was just, you know, when you're just having, I think I was having like an overwhelmed moment of the book coming out and just being really worried about possible headlines. And then feeling the pressure of trying to sell tickets and I was worried that they wouldn't sell. And it all got on top of me for a minute, but I'm so delighted I did it because I had the best night ever last night. To anyone who came, thank you. You're all sound. I had a great time.

• 2:53Speaker 01

  And you're more confident with it now and you're feeling good about it.

• 2:56Speaker 02

  Yeah, I was in Fickers Street though and I saw your poster straight away and I was only thrilled. So the security man was, I can't remember his name, he was asking for you and he was a very nice guy. And I saw your poster and I was thrilled that it said 69 and he informed me that actually you had done more than 69 shows. And I said, well, I'm just glad they left it. It's 69 on the poster.

• 3:15Speaker 01

  Yeah, I think they just didn't bother updating it then. It was just like, fuck it, leave it up. Yeah, I know.

• 3:19Speaker 02

  She'll never stop.

• 3:21Speaker 01

  She'll never stop. Yeah. It's such a nice venue, isn't it?

• 3:24Speaker 02

  The bar and everything is amazing because I went to see Mary Black there before. That's like, that's the first time I'd been there. It's such a cool venue.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  Well, I got my copy of the book. I had a, I had a quick scan.

• 3:36Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 3:37Speaker 01

  And I thank you for my line. Thrilled. Very thrilled.

• 3:41Speaker 02

  You've got a paragraph. Joe, you only got a little baby line.

• 3:44Speaker 01

  Joe, we're not even in the acknowledgements. The dogs are. The dogs in the acknowledgements.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Sure, Winnie mightn't be here this time next year, so he was thrilled when he saw himself. I saw him reading it last night.

• 3:52Speaker 01

  What a depressing take.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  Do you know what happened last night? Someone asked a question because we have these things that come up. And it was something about like, what's your favourite thing about Winnie? And everyone just went, oh, and I'm like, he's not dead. Everyone just thinks whenever I mention Winnie, like I said.

• 4:09Speaker 01

  Yeah, well, every time I put a photo of him, it's like I said, it's the same with David Attenborough. There's just a, people are waiting because you've kind of planted the seed that he is on the way out.

• 4:18Speaker 02

  I think Winnie has been, he's, listen, the tablets he's on at the cost they are, I'd be shocked if he went anywhere. Because I'd say that there's a racket going on in the vet. They're like, right, we'll give them these, there's these specific tablets that just keep them going forever. So you just have to keep paying a fortune for them every month.

• 4:34Speaker 01

  I was speaking to a hairdresser recently and I was giving out about grey hair. Because I have like a streak now at the front, it's very annoying. And I was saying, how with everything they can do and all the kind of advanced medical space science situations, can they not invent something for like a tablet to take to reverse grey hair? And then he, of course, in all his wisdom, was like, should they never? He's like, do you think L'Oréal would let them release a tablet that erases their entire business? And I was like, of course not. How stupid of me to think that. They make so much money off covering grays. They're never going to let us fix that.

• 5:15Speaker 02

  You're a stinger if you're a blonde as well, because it's not cheap to be a blonde and it's very time consuming. But, but what I will say is grey is in. You know, they're making grey hair extensions. Because like grey hair is in.

• 5:28Speaker 01

  It's in if you wish to embrace it. I do not. I'm not spending my life sitting with needles in my face to then just let the hair go. Do you know what I mean? I'm either in or I'm out. I'm either fighting aging or I'm not, you know what I mean? I'm either ninja chucking the thing down the road or not. Like it's, I think grey, there was a stage where there was like a grey rinse that was going around. It looks really cool on young girls, I think. But like some women really wear-

• 5:51Speaker 02

  I didn't see the grey rinse.

• 5:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, it was like a trend. I think some girl, it really suited some people. And they really embrace it. I'm just not ready. I'm not ready. I'm still fighting it.

• 6:03Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm, I sent you that thing about Cameron Diaz. I saw this thing that she said and she said, "I'd rather see my face aging than a face that doesn't belong to me at all." And like, as bad as this sounds. Like, I kind of don't even want to recognise myself in 20 years. I want to have to get a new passport. I don't care. I know.

• 6:24Speaker 01

  Well, I think it's just about doing it like little and often, little and often, you know, we don't always have to look like melted babies. But I agree, there's aging gracefully. Like, I've never done anything gracefully in my life. Why would I age gracefully? It's just not, it's not for me.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  No, we're not classy, we're not graceful, and that's just, we're heavy footed and loud.

• 6:39Speaker 01

  We're kicking and screaming with a wide gait. But I do think with the blonde, it's way higher, it's way easier. One of the, I'm obviously brunette now, but it's way easier to hide grey in blonde. Way easier. It kind of disappears into it.

• 6:52Speaker 02

  When my, the only thing is when my hair grows out, because I have, they're almost like two little strips of grey at the front, so, but they look very grey. So I kind of have to make sure, like, because sometimes I wouldn't be honest, I want to do that whole balayage thing, which means you're just a lazy bitch and don't want to get your hair done. And I can't really do that anymore.

• 7:09Speaker 01

  I, sometimes when I wash my hair and the, and I, because I usually kind of spray the greys when I'm not getting the colour done. And you get out of the shower and it's very much, oh, hello, I am a 42 year old woman. Because sometimes I forget the a, the grey, that's what I think, grey ages you and I'm not ready.

• 7:27Speaker 02

  You know, karma, I always believe in karma, I just do. I had an incident when I was flying back to Dublin and I was running down the stairs. I thought my flight was the earlier flight. I actually genuinely thought that. And I was running down the stairs and this woman was there and she basically let me on the earlier flight. But just before I'd helped this man who couldn't push his trolley. And I thought I was actually going to miss my own flight, but it turned out I actually was too early for the, the flight that I was on. And then she let me on, it was the very last seat and I felt that I got that because I'd helped the man with his bag. But then, I was going into this because I was meant to fly to Dublin on Friday and my flight got cancelled. And I couldn't get one until 10 o'clock at night. And then they were like crazy money to go on Saturday. So I nearly had to take to the bed. I was so sad because I was taking the kids back to see my mom.

• 8:12Speaker 02

  I was really upset. But it was like 1800 quid from Luton one way the next morning and I was like, I'm just, I'm not doing it. So I decided not to take the kids back.

• 8:22Speaker 01

  Mother of God.

• 8:22Speaker 02

  I know. And then.

• 8:24Speaker 01

  Eighteen hundred pounds.

• 8:26Speaker 02

  Yeah. Six o'clock on Friday night, I got a call. Lorraine wanted me to interview all the judges of Britain's Got Talent. And I got to, yeah, all of them. And he reminded me of that because we were talking about aging disgracefully and Amanda Holden looked amazing.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, she has done a deal with the devil. That is so funny. You know, you're talking, because I know that you do bits and bobs on Lorraine and there's a lot of drama with Lorraine at the moment. For our foreign listeners, Lorraine is a daytime TV presenter that does bits and bobs on the TV show. But did you see that she was did an interview recently where she talked about the two people that the two weirdest celebrity, are the two most difficult celebrity interviews she's done.

• 9:04Speaker 02

  Who did she say?

• 9:05Speaker 01

  Well, she said the first one was Mariah Carey, but she said it wasn't she was difficult to mean. She said she was, in inverted commas, refreshed. So it was hard to keep her on topic. And I don't know what Lorraine means by refreshed.

• 9:19Speaker 02

  Drunk?

• 9:20Speaker 01

  Yeah, she was. Is she, is that what she's saying?

• 9:23Speaker 02

  That's a great way of saying it.

• 9:24Speaker 01

  Isn't it? I know. I was like, I'll add that to the doc. She said she was refreshed. And I was like, yeah.

• 9:35Speaker 02

  Who was the other one?

• 9:36Speaker 01

  And the other one then, she said, was Lady Gaga, who, after waiting for her for hours and hours and hours, didn't actually turn up.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  Oh, and I heard Lady Gaga, I heard, like, I know her. I heard Lady Gaga was meant to be really nice and just normal and sound. So she would have had good reason, I think. I met Amanda, Alicia Dixon, Jesus Christ, she is just so.

• 9:59Speaker 01

  Craft from heaven.

• 10:00Speaker 02

  So sane when they came in because obviously like I'm interviewing them and they're like big UK stars and I was like, oh God, I'd never met Simon Cowell before. And Bruno was hilarious.

• 10:10Speaker 01

  Did he be Simon Cowell?

• 10:11Speaker 02

  Simon Cowell. He was really nice, really nice, very friendly to everyone when he walked in, really nice. Interesting topic about Simon Cowell. He has not had a phone in years. He has no phone because I asked him, I was like, who was, who's the most, who's the most obvious to ignore texts? I asked out of all four of them. And they're like, Simon. And then they're like, wait, actually, Simon doesn't have a phone. He doesn't have a phone. And he's like, it's the best thing I ever did by not having a phone.

• 10:39Speaker 01

  That's why he's so successful and rich.

• 10:41Speaker 02

  I was thinking, so we should put our phones in the toilet.

• 10:44Speaker 01

  Well, there's a thing that keeps being served to me on Instagram called the brick, which is this contraption where, yes, you, it locks your phone, basically, which I'm absolutely going to order because my God, do I need that thing. I am hooked on it and it's, I really resent it, but I can't stop.

• 11:06Speaker 02

  It's near impossible to stop. Now, what I will say is if you got yourself into Yellowstone, there's not much more to do, but watch Yellowstone. So it will really take you off the phone.

• 11:14Speaker 01

  Riddle me this.

• 11:16Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:16Speaker 01

  What does Simon Cowell's face look like up close?

• 11:19Speaker 02

  I'd say he was looking well. He was looking well.

• 11:22Speaker 01

  It's settled, has it?

• 11:25Speaker 01

  The work has settled. Has it? Because it takes a while for the work to settle sometimes.

• 11:29Speaker 02

  I don't know what work he's had done, but he did look, the visage looked unwrinkled. I wondered, now, I don't know if I would go as far as saying he used Kris Jenner's surgeon, who has now been outed, by the way, P S, star saving. And I would say, no, I thought he looked really well, but I actually don't know what age he is. What age is he? And then I'll tell you how well I thought he looked.

• 11:47Speaker 01

  65.

• 11:48Speaker 02

  Wow. Okay, he looked amazing. He's definitely had, he's had, he's had something done. There's no way, because there's not, there's not.

• 11:55Speaker 01

  Well, we know he has. Sure, he's infamously, he kind of went through a, and I, listen, I don't like commenting on people's appearances, but I, but I do. And he did go through a bit of a wobbly face there, Reverend's like, what the fuck is going on there?

• 12:09Speaker 02

  I think you gotta, though, I think, I think if you don't have people close in your circle that are going to say, oh, oh, don't, that's too much, or don't, like, do you know what I mean? You can, you can push yourself too far. And I think some people, maybe he went to the wrong person. That's not right for his face.

• 12:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  But like, if you get too much done, then you end up looking older. So maybe he had a little tweak. I don't know, but he looked.

• 12:29Speaker 01

  It's a gasp where I feel like I can comment on men's faces, but I'd never do it to a woman. I'm so sexist.

• 12:34Speaker 02

  Well, we don't actually, we don't comment on too many people's faces now, in fairness, unless they look fantastic.

• 12:39Speaker 01

  Yeah, but I'm slagging Simon Cowell's. I'm slagging his face. I'm a sexist.

• 12:43Speaker 02

  You're not slag, you said he looks great. You're slagging his old face. So that's old news.

• 12:48Speaker 01

  Ah, indeed. Sorry. Yes, I'm a feminist again. Brilliant.

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• 13:26Speaker 02

  What's your favorite ice cream?

• 13:26Speaker 01

  One of those scoops from the shop. I like a bit of pistachio, a tala, something like that.

• 13:31Speaker 02

  No, you're wanting your cheapo one. What's your cheapo ice cream?

• 13:34Speaker 01

  Oh, I like, I like a Solero.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  Love a Solero, yeah.

• 13:39Speaker 01

  Very refreshing. Maybe that's what Mariah was on.

• 13:46Speaker 01

  I had a great weekend.

• 13:47Speaker 02

  Oh, go on.

• 13:48Speaker 01

  I had an absolute bore. Now that I'm leaving the house.

• 13:53Speaker 02

  Did you just leave for now the day? I was surprised because I was looking at the-

• 13:56Speaker 01

  I was out and about all weekend, all weekend, out and about. Yeah, the shoes are worn down. I was out so much.

• 14:02Speaker 02

  I saw her posting in the dark at the festival. I was like, oh my God, she stayed.

• 14:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 14:07Speaker 02

  It's dark.

• 14:08Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. So I went to see kneecap in Brockwell Park.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  And tell me.

• 14:13Speaker 01

  Well, it was basically like a rally. They were hip hop back from Belfast and I was like, I just don't think I can even get away with saying hip hop. I think I just sound like such an, an ale one. Whereas folk, you can get away with hip hop.

• 14:23Speaker 02

  Yeah, because I love hip hop. It's my, I wanted it to be my mastermind subject. I love kneecap.

• 14:28Speaker 01

  I sound like I'm saying, like those ale ones you can't pronounce TikTok. It's like hip hop. They were hip hopping all over the place.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  It's so cool.

• 14:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. Hip hopping, hopping here and hopping there. But do you know what's so, I was looking at the lads and obviously I fancy all the kneecaps, but I was looking at them and I was like, it's so attractive for, to look at men with a moral compass. We were so vocal about it in a balaclava. But anyway, they were unreal. But I had an English friend with me and he was a little nervous at one point. And he's like, Joanne, there's a child over there in a balaclava.

• 15:00Speaker 01

  I was like, just a bit of crack.

• 15:02Speaker 02

  I did consider buying one of the balaclavas. Now, who's your favourite kneecap? I couldn't decide. I think it's your man who wears his sunglasses, because he just seems to be in trouble the most.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's kind of the brave, he's the most brazen of the lads. But the guy who wears the balaclava, apparently he's a teacher by day, so he has to protect his identity. There's a man called Lewis Kenny, who, he's from the north side of Dublin, and he was going out with a girl. She was head of her knitting society in Delery, and he was like, oh, I'm in love with her, so I'm going to give knitting a go. And then he randomly met, Pravvy wears the balaclava. And he was like, do you want me to knit you a balaclava? And he was like, your mom was like, your mom's like, yeah, totally. So we knitted the balaclava, and now it's like, it's part of the band. But he was saying, he was like, it's actually really hard to knit a balaclava because of the stitching. And I was like, I'd find it really hard. I'd just fucking rip the, rip two hells out of a tea cosy and throw it on. I'd never be able to knit one.

• 15:52Speaker 02

  But I'd love to go and see kneecap. That looked absolutely amazing. We'd probably have to leave Spenny behind, in fairness, he's a bit much now.

• 16:00Speaker 01

  I think so.

• 16:01Speaker 02

  Or we'd put a balaclava on him and we wouldn't cut out a mouthpiece.

• 16:04Speaker 01

  I think he'd have to be incognito.

• 16:08Speaker 02

  Yeah, 100%.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  Or he'd get radicalised. He's very suggestible and more than myself.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  If there was an Irish password in it, Spenny would be a turncoat as quick as possible.

• 16:22Speaker 01

  But your man Lewis says it's actually really boring knitting balaclavas after a while, which I was like, yeah, fair enough. So now he has his aunt do it, or his aunt, his mother-in-law or his aunt or something like that. I was like, there's something really funny, because the, the association of the balaclavas and the paramilitaries and the idea of just like elderly women knitting them. There's something very entertaining about that juxtaposition, isn't there?

• 16:43Speaker 01

  Like, it's all very arts and crafts and Etsy, but yet then, what they really symbolise is something quite hardcore, do you know what I mean?

• 16:50Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:50Speaker 01

  Yeah, I'll stick to my brooches, my velcros.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  Did you see, you remember that Catfish drama you were telling me about, the Two Johnnies?

• 16:57Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 16:59Speaker 02

  Did you see the latest Catfish drama with Tommy Lee and Brittany Ferlin, his wife? You know her? She's a comedian. She like kind of blew up on Vine. So she's, do you know her? She's, she's actually very funny. She was on that thing Vine. Remember Vine years ago? That was, it was that video kind, it was kind of like TikTok before TikTok.

• 17:18Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 17:18Speaker 02

  TikTok.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  Anyway, they met, she met Tommy Lee, married him, who used to be married to Pamela Anderson. And they were married years, years, years, years, years. And so she thought she was messaging this guy called Ronnie Radka. I think that's how you say his name. You would fancy him, do you want? He's got tattoos everywhere.

• 17:38Speaker 01

  Oh, nice.

• 17:39Speaker 02

  He looks like he belongs on the wrong side of the road.

• 17:41Speaker 01

  Love it.

• 17:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:44Speaker 02

  Because I was Googling him, I was like, oh, that's a big doodle.

• 17:46Speaker 01

  He looks like a big doodle, like a child went mad on him with a crayon. That's what I love.

• 17:50Speaker 02

  And he, so basically she thought she was mailing him and she was mailing him on Snapchat. And she was back and forth thing. And then she was, they were planning a meetup. And keep in mind, she's still married to Tommy Lee. They're planning a meetup. And then it turned out that this was just somebody catfishing her. It wasn't the real him. So he then found out about it because Tommy Lee mailed him and we're like, was like, are you mailing my wife? Blah, blah, blah, blah. And he's trying to like, basically clear his name and be like, I wasn't doing this to you. And now he's got the FBI involved because somebody has been doing it non-stop to other people with, with his name. I know he's, he's pretty, he's attractive.

• 18:27Speaker 01

  Oh yeah, he's a ride.

• 18:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah. So he's had loads of people. But now the drama is that Brittany has said that she's now in a hotel and her and Tommy Lee aren't getting on, obviously because of all of this has exploded. He's basically got the FBI involved because it's happening to loads of people. She's in a hotel room saying that her and Tommy Lee are breaking up. But then she's been heard in the back of some of Tommy Lee's videos. So there you go. That was my catfishing story that I found, but like.

• 18:51Speaker 01

  Oh. But also what an embarrassing way, like not only are you about to try and cheat on your husband, but like, there's no one even on the other side of the affair. You're literally having an affair with yourself.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  I know. And she's saying, she was like, this whole thing is embarrassing. I'm embarrassed. He's embarrassed. Everyone's embarrassed. I was like, oh god.

• 19:10Speaker 01

  This is why she needs to kid up chat GPT. She obviously just needs a bit of attention, bit of chat throughout the day. Because she obviously never met this person. It was an emotional affair.

• 19:18Speaker 02

  I know, but she was planning to meet up with this like pretend person. But it's just unusual for, for someone in her position to get caught out like that.

• 19:26Speaker 01

  Yes. Yep, yep, yep. I remember one of the girls got, got stung before. She was a.

• 19:31Speaker 02

  Oh no.

• 19:32Speaker 01

  She was mailing this and he was gorgeous. He was like real Brazilian looking man and.

• 19:38Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 01

  Like wasn't Irish. Do you know the way you could just tell? Like you just know, there's an Irish head and he just did not have that head. And there, but when they, when he started writing to her, he was like, hey, you hun. Like it was this really Dublin voice note and she was like, there's just no way that that is coming out of that man. There's just no way. But he was a real, yeah. Hey, how are you hun? How are you getting on?

• 20:03Speaker 02

  I'd love to delve into the mind of trolls, first of all, because I find it so interesting. But also people who catfish, like, how do you, amazing, the time that they have. And when you see them on the show catfish, a lot of them don't have jobs. And it would make sense, like there's surely there's some kind of job they could go into where catfishing would be appropriate.

• 20:23Speaker 01

  Respect it.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  Yeah, and they could make money off it.

• 20:27Speaker 01

  There was a comedian actually tagged me, I can't remember her name, I'll get it for the bonus, who tagged me, she sent me, she has a sketch about trolling. And she sent it to me and then she was like, can I use you for the next one? As in like the, I'll troll you in the next sketch. And I was like, yeah.

• 20:39Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:40Speaker 01

  And she, she's, she's treating it like, she's explaining it like it's an office. She's like, I've got seven or eight trolls working below me. And she's on, she's on one of those walking desks, do you know what I mean? Just like giving people shit online. It's really, really funny. I'll, I'll share, I'll share the clip when she does the trolling. She was like, she actually said to me, she's like, so what should I say for you? Like, what's the usual trolling shtick for you? And I was like, oh, my voice, accent.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Is it?

• 21:07Speaker 01

  Oh, not, I mean, they, like, they, there's, they have loads to choose from, but the, the main one is usually, the heavy hitter is the accent, yeah. Can't listen to that, Southside Ebag, Southside Qunt is usually the, yeah.

• 21:20Speaker 02

  My, mine is always, mine is always, what does she do? And I'm like, honestly, I physically cannot work harder. Figure it out.

• 21:28Speaker 01

  I think, yeah, you're like, 28 jobs. You're like, are you serious? I'd prefer what does she do over Southside Qunt. Or the other one is she's not even Irish, which is why I was like at kneecap the other night being like, I was like making sure everyone got the footage of me

• 21:43Speaker 01

  live at the rally. Yo, yo. Mill Sean, Llamas.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:49Speaker 01

  Pass me the balaclava there.

• 21:50Speaker 02

  Yeah. Those people always, always say to me, her name, her real name's Joanne. And I'm like.

• 21:56Speaker 01

  About you.

• 21:57Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 21:58Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 21:59Speaker 02

  Yes, I would have gone Vogue had I have chosen, of course. Jesus.

• 22:08Speaker 01

  I am going to Europe in, well, next week for the penophile Euro Vengabus part of the tour with my good friend and confidant, Garode Farley.

• 22:20Speaker 02

  Just the two of you. Are you making him drive again?

• 22:22Speaker 01

  No, we're gonna rail, plane and sail it. We're basically going into railing for the summer. We're thrilled with ourselves.

• 22:28Speaker 02

  So where are you starting off, you and Garode?

• 22:31Speaker 01

  Lisbon.

• 22:32Speaker 02

  I don't know if Garode is gonna make it out alive. What do you think, Jo?

• 22:35Speaker 01

  Well, already I'm like, we're going to Berlin. And I'm like, Garode, you're going to Berghain.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  No, Joanne, he won't. He won't be able to cope.

• 22:44Speaker 01

  I said, you're going to Berghain. So if anyone listening has any tips on how to get him in, please let me know. I want to put a little body cam on him and then I'll just watch from the comfort of my own bed because I'm not going. But he's gay. I was like, I'll get you a little harness on Timu. He loves Timu.

• 22:58Speaker 02

  I'll tell you where, I'll tell you how he could get in. He could bring his cat with the little portable toilet. And if he does something weird like that and has his cat piss in front of the security guys in a toilet, they'll be like, yeah, you can go.

• 23:08Speaker 01

  Such a good idea.

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Little bite to you.

• 23:11Speaker 01

  They'll be like, who's this weirdo with the cat? I'm like, what sort of kinky shit is this? We've never seen the likes of this before. Let them in. I was like, Garode, I don't know if you're cool enough to get into Berghain. I'm gonna have to ask for some tips.

• 23:22Speaker 02

  He could be your, he could.

• 23:24Speaker 01

  Wear your mesh pants, please. Bring your mesh pants, all your meshes.

• 23:28Speaker 02

  Get your nipples pierced now. Oh my God, that's such a good idea.

• 23:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, he's gonna be really into that for sure. He'd love to get his nipples pierced.

• 23:36Speaker 02

  Are you gonna go to Berghain? Ah, you should do that for content. Go on. It'd be even better if you don't get in and you just stand there for two hours.

• 23:44Speaker 01

  In the Balaclava would be fun, wouldn't it?

• 23:47Speaker 04

  It's only got 3.9 stars on TripAdvisor. I don't know.

• 23:50Speaker 02

  It's not great. It's not great. I tell you what, I nearly got stabbed in there.

• 23:55Speaker 01

  What?

• 23:55Speaker 02

  So I went in, I was queued for an hour and a half to go to Berghain. And I obviously, I wasn't really that arse. Anyway, we got in and it was kind of one of those places, I didn't really want to have to drink from one of the glasses in there. It was dirty. I don't like when somewhere is dirty. And I was just like, this is grimy. And I'd gone on like the Sunday and like I had slept. So I was just going like a punter. But some people have been there since the Friday night and they had not slept. And I mean, I don't even need to say allegedly, they had been doing drugs since Friday night. By the time I got there, when I saw some people, I was like, oh my. You know, when someone is just like, honestly, they were chewing, some of them were trying to chew their own nose off. It was wild. And then this one guy was dancing really aggressively.

• 24:39Speaker 02

  And I was kind of just like dancing beside him, wasn't looking at him, wasn't getting involved with him because I thought he might start trying to chew my face off. And then I, like, he bumped into me and he got so annoyed at me and he was just trying to have a go at me. And then eventually we had to leave because I was like, he's going to try and stab me and because he said that to me.

• 24:55Speaker 01

  So weird because drugs are usually, everyone's like hugging and kissing and, you know.

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Not after three days, I don't think. After, I think it's after day three, it turns aggressive.

• 25:06Speaker 01

  Yeah, probably. Berlin, it's, I mean, drugs is just part of the scene, isn't it? Pills for breakfast over there. They're hardcore. Instead of like a pastry shop, you just go out and get a pill in the morning and a fucking espresso martini and get on with it.

• 25:22Speaker 01

  I'd love a Floro balaclava, wouldn't that be fun?

• 25:25Speaker 02

  You wouldn't last a second in a balaclava. It's too hot. Imagine the sweat.

• 25:29Speaker 01

  You're so right. I do sweat profusely on the face. Probably not the best idea to be wringing the thing out every night. Yeah.

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Berlin is full of really great vintage shops. Like you will look, make sure you get out and shop. Like they have the best vintage shops there.

• 25:44Speaker 01

  Oh, definitely. I definitely, the problem with me though is like, trying to get rid of clothes at the moment, to be honest.

• 25:49Speaker 02

  Also, by the way. You're gonna lose half your wardrobe on tour, so you're fine. Might as well start stocking up again.

• 25:55Speaker 01

  By the way, I also am, Berlin isn't sold out, so there's tickets for Berlin and there's tickets for Antwerp. Oh, and of course the Scandi countries. Everywhere else is pretty much gone, I think. Just if anyone's hanging around, if anyone's around, if anyone's around Oslo, if anyone's hanging around Stockholm, if anyone's happens to be in Copenhagen, I will be there.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Copenhagen's stunning. You're gonna meet your husband there, I think.

• 26:16Speaker 01

  Have you seen the style in Copenhagen?

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Oh my God, have you never, do you not follow Copenhagen Fashion Week when it's on there and people are going in? And they're just the most epic, cool people you'll ever see in your life. They are cool. They've got their shit together. The whole city is amazing.

• 26:31Speaker 01

  It's very exciting. I sent it around. One of us has to come back with an STI. Like, we're going to Europe for the summer. It's all very American pipe.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  It would be insulting if you didn't.

• 26:40Speaker 01

  Exactly. I'm going to the continent.

• 26:43Speaker 02

  Going on to the continent, the European continent.

• 26:45Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 26:46Speaker 02

  He's a nice European man. Can we talk about random stuff that you see online? Because I just honestly, I don't know what my algorithm is doing, but like, obviously I watch really weird stuff. And that's why it keeps serving me up even weirder stuff. But I was watching this guy, I love the Ring doorbell, you know, when people see the Ring doorbell and they always catch mad stuff on the Ring. Sometimes it's really wholesome, nice stuff like this man, like, like picking something up when it's fallen down, like nice things. I was watching one today and it was this delivery driver, right? And you could see that you could hear the cat and there was a cat and he went and picked up the cat. And then he started furiously licking the cat, like lick, lick, lick, lick, lick. And I was like, and the person who posted was like, I just saw this random delivery guy licking my cat.

• 27:31Speaker 02

  And I was like, I was expecting like a little lick, but it was like full on like hairball removal licks.

• 27:37Speaker 01

  I've got questions.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  Where in the cat was the liquor licking?

• 27:43Speaker 02

  Like just in where his, the bridge of his nose mainly. I know, like the top of his head licking, but, and I'm just like, that is so unusual. I wouldn't like to see what he has in his house and stuff. I'd say it's really mad stuff.

• 27:57Speaker 04

  Did the cat see much for it?

• 27:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. The cat didn't mind. The cat was enjoying it. I'd say what's, what sells him is wonderful.

• 28:04Speaker 01

  Cat was probably like, it's about time. Like they're, I'm, he's like, I'm flat out licking everyone else. It's about time someone licked me back. Once he wasn't licking the cat, I can't talk about going down animals again. It's like, it's.

• 28:14Speaker 04

  That's where we're going.

• 28:15Speaker 02

  Why not? It's your favourite topic. Why not?

• 28:17Speaker 01

  I can't talk about it. Like what is wrong with me? I've got bestiality Tourette's. It's weird. But I, once he's not doing that, we're scoring the cat tongue to tongue.

• 28:27Speaker 02

  No, they weren't, they weren't into tongue to tongue. You wouldn't want to score a cat anyway. They've got a very rough tongue.

• 28:34Speaker 01

  Yeah. Do you know that you can apparently buy those cat tongues for yourself with the little, it's kind of like.

• 28:38Speaker 02

  Oh, to lick the cat.

• 28:40Speaker 01

  To lick the cat. Yeah. And they kind of exfoliate the cat because the cat's tongue is quite barbed, as is its penis. Do you remember that? When a cat mates with another cat. Your man shoves it inside and then it expands like a hot air balloon, but it's full of spikes and the cat's screaming and everything. Yeah.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  Same with a fox. Have you ever heard foxes getting after us at night? Oh my God, it's terrifying the noise.

• 29:02Speaker 01

  Oh, hold on, maybe it's a fox and not a cat.

• 29:04Speaker 02

  No, it is a cat. It is a cat.

• 29:05Speaker 01

  Is it?

• 29:06Speaker 02

  No, but it's a cat as well. That's definitely the same with a cat.

• 29:09Speaker 01

  Cat nobs.

• 29:10Speaker 02

  I know that. Also.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  I guess it's not that surprising that sex in the animal world isn't romantic and consensual.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 29:18Speaker 01

  It's probably a bit much to hope for.

• 29:20Speaker 02

  I thought, now this is not a funny video, but I just thought it was like, so it was this family and they were in a wildlife park and all the signs obviously say it was a tiger wildlife park. Don't get out of your car. Don't get out of your car. So this woman is in the car with her mother, who's in the back, and her husband. And her and her husband are having this massive fight. She gets out of the car to walk around to his side of the door to have a go at him. And a tiger comes and pulls her away.

• 29:45Speaker 01

  Oh!

• 29:46Speaker 02

  Yeah. Gone. Gone.

• 29:49Speaker 01

  Where?

• 29:49Speaker 02

  No, she's not dead. Is she dead? It ends with her being dragged away and then it says underneath that the mom tried to save her and the mom gone too. Yeah. I mean, oh my God, I'm, I know. What am I watching? Why am I getting served this shit?

• 30:04Speaker 01

  It looks like something you'd see on Lad Bible as a lesson to women to not challenge their male partners, doesn't it? That they're like, look, this is what you got now. Keep your mouth shut. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. I think it's a setup.

• 30:17Speaker 02

  It's interesting that Joanne had that take on it. My take on it was just don't get out of the car when you're in a safari park.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  Yeah. Scrap inside. Keep it safe.

• 30:27Speaker 02

  Fight in the car, for God's sake. And I wouldn't be the one to get out of the car either. I'd be like, you get out.

• 30:32Speaker 01

  Yeah, you get out of the car. Yeah, you would. You absolutely would.

• 30:35Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 30:36Speaker 01

  You would. Speaking of scraps, which is a nice segue for us.

• 30:41Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 30:42Speaker 01

  We have to talk about the two McCrowns scrapping on the plane. President McCrowne, Bridget McCrowne.

• 30:48Speaker 02

  Macron.

• 30:50Speaker 01

  Sorry.

• 30:50Speaker 04

  We're saying Macron probably.

• 30:52Speaker 02

  Yeah, Macron.

• 30:53Speaker 04

  Macron.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  She's just trying to turn them Irish.

• 30:56Speaker 01

  President Macaroon. President Macaroon and his wife. All starts kicking off.

• 31:00Speaker 04

  McRooney.

• 31:02Speaker 02

  So come here, wait, well, tell the story, but I want to know if it was actually confirmed if it was her. Cause I could only see her jacket and I thought if that was me, I'd be going and changing my outfit and blame it on me.

• 31:12Speaker 01

  Yeah, smart. That's a smart idea. Sadly, unfortunately for the Macron's, the Macaroons, they were not as savvy. So it's definitely her. So President Macaroon, they come in, they're on the P J, private jet. So they land in Hanoi and the door opens and it's supposed to be like the reveal of the president, you know, wave, wave, all that kind of very presidential behaviour. And they obviously didn't, she, Bridget, push it. Now, she didn't slap him, it was a shove in the face.

• 31:43Speaker 02

  It was quite, it was quite the shove though.

• 31:45Speaker 04

  Yeah, full palm.

• 31:46Speaker 01

  It was the full hand. It was, she, he, she fully palmed him. Yeah.

• 31:49Speaker 02

  Like quite, quite rough.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah. And then he, he then sees that he's in full view of the global news. And he kind of waves and then he goes out of, out of view for a second. And you can say clearly there was some, you know, heated.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  It was full, yeah.

• 32:08Speaker 01

  And then they, and then they exit the plane together, they walk downstairs, he goes to offer her his arm and she does not take it.

• 32:14Speaker 04

  Oh no.

• 32:17Speaker 01

  She does not take it. And of course, I mean, the virality of a fox with syphilis everywhere.

• 32:26Speaker 02

  What?

• 32:28Speaker 01

  Everywhere.

• 32:29Speaker 02

  Nightmare. It was so bad, but regardless of what happened, like we have to point out, she should not have done that to him because that's being aggressive.

• 32:40Speaker 01

  Of course.

• 32:41Speaker 02

  A physical, there's no need for it, no matter, I know you're tired from your long haul flight, but there's no need for that. But my God, they got stung so bad. It is, I saw that and I was like, that guy. And then I was, and then that's why I thought, because you could only see her sleeve and I was like, she, because I was flying straight after I watched that video, I was like, she must, she should have just changed her outfit and then people wouldn't say it was hers. She just, she kept the outfit on.

• 33:04Speaker 01

  She had to because it was almost an immediate, it was all immediate, it was within a couple of seconds, the whole thing happened. But like, do you know what? You're right. She shouldn't have done it, obviously. But I think there's a lot worse going on in marriages. And they were just very unfortunately captured in that moment. Like, she started on the present. Who else happens to be your husband?

• 33:26Speaker 01

  I don't know, like, flying stressful. She probably, if she's anything like myself, she probably had a couple of space jins on board. And she stung him for something, which I was thinking, like, what did she sting him for? Something happened. I was like, it can't be an affair, because the friends don't care about that shit.

• 33:39Speaker 02

  No, but also, can I just say, flying is stressful. But flying is not stressful if you're flying on a PJ that is a jumbo jet. They have a jumbo jet PJ.

• 33:49Speaker 04

  That's stressful.

• 33:50Speaker 01

  You're right, but flying is stressful. I don't know how the mules do it. I do know how they, I don't know how they do it, but the extra stress of being a mule. My head should be wrecked.

• 33:59Speaker 02

  They actually shouldn't be imprisoned. They shouldn't be. They should be rewarded. They should be celebrated.

• 34:03Speaker 01

  Yeah, for the resilience that they show. I take my hats off to them.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  What the human body can withstand.

• 34:10Speaker 01

  A condom the size of a billiard bell up their arse. And they're just sitting there, taking it all in. Just with the duty free, buying bottles of clarians. They're just, I don't know how they do it.

• 34:21Speaker 02

  Shit, I haven't got my SPF. I have to go back. They'll go back?

• 34:23Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  Get the SPF.

• 34:24Speaker 01

  Of course they will. Yeah, one of those. I forgot my neck pillow cushion. Back they go.

• 34:30Speaker 01

  The other thing to say is, well, Brigitte Macron, she's a drama teacher. It could have been a very elaborate movement to music, and he just got caught. And he was on the receiving end of an intense jazz hand, just to say.

• 34:43Speaker 02

  It was like, okay, what's, what's it called that again, when you improvise?

• 34:48Speaker 01

  The movement smack, husband in the face, smacky face smack.

• 34:52Speaker 04

  Stage combat, that's the thing, isn't it?

• 34:54Speaker 01

  Stage combat.

• 34:56Speaker 02

  Big fan of it myself, as you know, Shakespearean.

• 34:58Speaker 01

  As you know.

• 34:59Speaker 02

  Trained, uh, stage combater.

• 35:02Speaker 01

  Pair of ninja chucks in her back pocket. She, first, so firstly, what they tried to do was write it off as AI.

• 35:10Speaker 02

  They did.

• 35:11Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 35:12Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:13Speaker 01

  Because there's been three, there's been two other videos this week that he, they're, he says he's a victim of kind of those Russian bot farms. So there was a video that was a bit tailored to like, it looked like he had a bag of coke on him and there was something else he, that he was fighting with the Turkish president. There was other things. So they were saying off the back of that, they tried to say it was AI, but of course the robots are like, fucking leave us out of this. This has nothing to do with us. Then they came out and were like, okay, look, it is us. It was just a bit of crack. We're just having a bit of fun. It's, you know, we're just having fun. It was a little squabble. It's all in good jazz.

• 35:44Speaker 02

  Well, the French are very animated, shall we say. So like, I don't know. I mean, it was, it was just, I just, because I used to, like, years ago, Svenny and I would have a fight and we could, we'd go on a jog together and you know, you say something, he's like, excuse me, excuse me. And we could have a fight in the middle of our jog. And I'm like, I'm not, I'm not jogging with you anymore. And I'll literally slow down, jog off.

• 36:07Speaker 01

  Amazing ability.

• 36:07Speaker 02

  Imagine someone saw that and I'm just like, whatever, I'm not talking to you. And I will literally, I won't jog beside them.

• 36:14Speaker 01

  I don't think there's any, like, I think when you see married couples fight, no one even finds it surprising or anything. They're just like, oh yeah, that's kind of the deal really, isn't it? Public fisty cuffs.

• 36:23Speaker 02

  I just think you can't, well, I mean, the fisty cuffs not great, but you can't, you don't get on with everyone all the time. It's just not possible. Sometimes you're in bad form and sometimes they're in bad form and then you're all just pissing each other off and.

• 36:35Speaker 01

  Well, I would like to say, I have it on the record, I've never hit a man. My abuse is usually more psychological than that. I'm smart. I've never physically struck anyone and may it stay that way.

• 36:47Speaker 02

  I would.

• 36:48Speaker 01

  Did you ever just grab your brother? I'm more just like a slow gaslighting breakdown of their character and mental health. That's kind of my vibe.

• 36:58Speaker 02

  I can't say I've never hit anyone because I did, my, my siblings and I used to quite enjoy that with each other. Avra and I could be a bit pushy with each other now still if we'd, if we'd had a drink.

• 37:08Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 37:09Speaker 02

  All right. I didn't have a drink last night. Now Avra had a drink and she got that, you know, when someone's a bit, a bit drunk and they're like grabbing you for a hug and I was like, you're harassing me. Stop.

• 37:18Speaker 01

  Yes. I have a friend and when she's a couple of drinks and she doesn't mean to, but she slapped, like, she, she's always, she tries to get your attention or, or to get her point across and she's slap, she's a slapper. Not a slapper in the, sorry, not a slapper in the traditional sense. Not in a fun way. Do you know what I mean? She's a, she's a slapper in the, the physical act of slapping.

• 37:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just a kind slap.

• 37:44Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes when you have a couple of drinks on, you're trying to get people's attention. It can be hard because no one wants to talk to you because you're locked.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that's true. I was one bitten by one of my friends, like, and he was joking, but like, have you ever been bitten? It's bloody sore.

• 37:56Speaker 01

  No, but I have bitten.

• 37:58Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Look at her, all, all claiming, all the psychological damage. It's more, she bites.

• 38:05Speaker 01

  I forgot. I bet. No, he wasn't, that wasn't a romantic, that wasn't a romantic squabble.

• 38:13Speaker 01

  That was a competition to see who could hold their arm in an ice bath for longest to win drink. And it looked like he was going to take the prize, so I bit his arm.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Sure, we know that competition well, don't we, Jo?

• 38:27Speaker 01

  I, I always win.

• 38:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 38:30Speaker 02

  Ouch.

• 38:31Speaker 01

  The indent of the teeth, yeah.

• 38:34Speaker 01

  If I ever go missing, they won't need my dental records. They'll just go around to all the people I bit to get drink off them.

• 38:49Speaker 01

  As usual, I'm on tour all over Ireland, the UK and Dubai. Oh, sorry, I need to also push Birmingham and Liverpool because I keep forgetting I'm going there. Birmingham, Liverpool, done.

• 39:05Speaker 02

  You've never bit me. I feel sad.

• 39:07Speaker 01

  I've never bitten you, no. No, I've never bitten you.

• 39:10Speaker 02

  I had a question last night. I had a snog, marry, avoid, and you were, it was John McNally, John Belton and, where did Gordon Ramsay? And I know. I had to avoid him, obviously. And I said that I'd sleep with you only because we're both as lazy as each other, so we'd just end up napping.

• 39:29Speaker 01

  Well, so the snog, marry, avoid, get, firstly, thank you. Delighted to be involved. The snog, marry, avoid thing is, I think marry is like where, where you kind of go for the personality, isn't it? It's like, this snog is the sexier, like, I'd ride them. And then the marry is like, I'd probably, I could build a life with them.

• 39:49Speaker 02

  Well, we did shag, marry, avoid.

• 39:52Speaker 01

  Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm glad I won that round over John Belton.

• 39:56Speaker 02

  Well, I didn't, I would, I would rather, I don't know, it'd be weird. He's married and stuff like that. I just think that we will eventually end up together. You know what I mean? It just feels right.

• 40:04Speaker 01

  I love her bringing like the ethics of it all in. I was like, I couldn't possibly, he's very happily married and.

• 40:09Speaker 02

  I couldn't break up a family.

• 40:10Speaker 01

  Yeah, don't want to give him hope.

• 40:13Speaker 01

  I don't want to let him know it's an option because he'll leave his wife. We all know he would.

• 40:18Speaker 02

  Have you seen his wife? He certainly would not.

• 40:20Speaker 01

  She's like a movie star.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Yeah, she's unbelievable.

• 40:25Speaker 01

  She's unbelievable.

• 40:26Speaker 02

  I'd marry him to get to her.

• 40:29Speaker 01

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:30Speaker 02

  Bring her into our bed.

• 40:33Speaker 02

  I'll bring her home with me like a pet.

• 40:39Speaker 01

  You'll have noticed that all the podcasters and YouTubers at the moment are posting videos of them being AI babies. They're getting turned into AI babies.

• 40:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 40:49Speaker 01

  And it's very cute and fun and charming and they're adults having adult conversations as AI babies. So I suggested, I was like, why don't we become AI babies? For a video. So Joe tried to get it done for free on the cheap. And the video he sent us to set, I rolled around laughing.

• 41:09Speaker 02

  Now, I did qualify, I did say, I am aware that this is not of a quality that we could use, but I want. Joe, you say that about every, you say that about every video you send us because we have you so terribly to pay for it.

• 41:23Speaker 01

  We're like, oh, did you actually just Photoshop it into an uglier version of ourselves? But the, the video you sent with the AI baby, I couldn't stop laughing. My baby is, I mean, I would call her like eighties lesbian, like that kind of very stereotypical lesbian look. Shaved hair, chain, black tracksuit, um, butch. It's a butch baby.

• 41:43Speaker 02

  I thought yours was quite sweet. It's only because I was at the flower show that day and I'm wearing my Chelsea Flower Show dress, where I was dressed as a femme femme.

• 41:51Speaker 01

  You look way more femme in a baby. And also, you look a little older than me as a baby, Vogue, if you don't mind me saying.

• 41:56Speaker 02

  I'd say about nine to 12 months, you're probably three to six.

• 42:00Speaker 01

  I look, yeah, yeah, do you think?

• 42:03Speaker 02

  Yeah. I thought you looked great.

• 42:05Speaker 01

  I look like a Garbage Pail Kid. Do you remember them? I look like a Garbage Pail Kid. Do you remember them?

• 42:09Speaker 02

  A cabbage patch or a garbage pail?

• 42:10Speaker 01

  Remember the Garbage Pail Kids? They're really like, kind of horror babies. I forget, Jo's so young.

• 42:17Speaker 02

  I don't know the Garbage Pail Babies.

• 42:19Speaker 04

  It's a 1987 film.

• 42:21Speaker 01

  Garbage Pail Kids, you used to collect the cards. And like, my babies.

• 42:26Speaker 02

  I do remember them. Oh, my God.

• 42:29Speaker 01

  They're all babies covered in blood and all. They were like, yeah, they all had rattles where they'd get like covered in blood and they'd come out of the bins. And it was like, you know, cool babies, I guess you'd say.

• 42:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Babies with a bit of bite.

• 42:43Speaker 01

  Yeah, I look like a Garbage Pail Kid. Obviously, I was like, I have to post that one now. It's you talking about your seeds and your tits and me telling you to rein it in.

• 42:53Speaker 02

  I haven't brought it up. I took notes from that video. I rewatched it and I was like, oh, yeah, she said that. I won't do that now. I'm not saying a word. I'm not saying a word.

• 43:00Speaker 01

  Well, she's going on the grid now, the seed tits.

• 43:03Speaker 02

  The seed tits. Someone just mailed me something from that. You know, I posted a wedding video, a wedding video of me in the silver dress that I wore. And I had a giant bra on and somebody just commented on it and they were like, some flower seeds.

• 43:23Speaker 01

  I'm like, no, don't encourage her.

• 43:25Speaker 02

  Do, always do.

• 43:27Speaker 01

  We need to get her under the night.

• 43:34Speaker 02

  Who's that?

• 43:35Speaker 01

  Which one's that?

• 43:36Speaker 02

  Who's that? You have to say hello.

• 43:37Speaker 01

  Hi Otto!

• 43:38Speaker 02

  Can you hear me?

• 43:39Speaker 01

  No.

• 43:40Speaker 02

  Jo-ah, can he lip read?

• 43:41Speaker 01

  Yes.

• 43:42Speaker 05

  Dwan.

• 43:42Speaker 02

  Yay!

• 43:45Speaker 01

  Did you hear what you wanted?

• 43:46Speaker 02

  That's Jo. Say Jo.

• 43:47Speaker 05

  Jo.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Say see you later guys.

• 43:50Speaker 05

  Dwan and Jo.

• 43:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 43:52Speaker 01

  Yay!

• 43:53Speaker 05

  Dwan and Jo.

• 43:54Speaker 02

  Say my therapist ghosted me.

• 43:57Speaker 05

  My therapist ghosted me.

• 44:00Speaker 01

  Perfect. Perfect.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  You can, you can stay in the home for free for longer. Thanks everyone for listening.

• 44:10Speaker 01

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