Mad Frogs, Samantha Mumba & The Plague

Check your calendars and no, it isn't Vogue's ACTUAL birthday for a bit yet, but it's a big one and the celebrations have begun! Plus, are we offending the frogs and is it true that the plague is back?! If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] Please review Global's Privacy Policy: https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit: www.mytherapistghostedme.com Joanne's comedy gigs: www.joannemcnally.com This episode contains explicit language and adult themes that may not be suitable for all listeners.

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• 0:45Speaker 02

  Bonjour, everybody. Welcome. Bonjour. Will Coman. I just don't... So...

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  Olaf.

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  Olaf.

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  Diagritsch.

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  Konne, so hard to...

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  Anything else, no? Okay, let's...

• 1:04Speaker 02

  Will Coman, Will Coman to my therapist goaded me.

• 1:09Speaker 03

  It's actually guten, guten Tag is hello in German. You've just welcomed them. Sorry, I don't mean to piss in your parade, but I did get a C in the junior. So I suppose I might as well use that muscle.

• 1:21Speaker 02

  Koppenka. Koppenka. Is that Thai? Is that Thai, Koppenka?

• 1:26Speaker 03

  I don't know, actually. No, I think that's... Is that not the cap cut?

• 1:29Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 1:30Speaker 03

  Is that not the app that we use to make our videos?

• 1:34Speaker 02

  No.

• 1:37Speaker 03

  And I still can't, I still can't use it. Obviously Vogue and I are in the, we're in the, I was about to say music video business. Don't know where that came from. We're in the video business, content business. And sometimes Ross, who does my socials, makes my little videos. You know, I can tell maybe he's busy or I just don't want to bother him. And I try to make my own. And the cap cut, I find so hard to use. So hard. Content is hard, guys. Oh my God, I sound like, no, actually, no, don't...

• 2:08Speaker 02

  Meghan Markle.

• 2:13Speaker 03

  It's, I've Markled myself. It's so hard, guys.

• 2:18Speaker 02

  My god, she gets some amount of abuse.

• 2:20Speaker 03

  It's too much. It's too much abuse at this point. You're like, it's too much.

• 2:25Speaker 02

  It's like she is, like, she gets more abuse than Kim Jong Un.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  She does. She, you're right. She actually do, she, do you know what, folk? You've never said anything more on the ball. That is so true. Kim Jong Un gets less abuse than Meghan Markle. I, like, but that interview that she did with your one, with the, your woman with the huge big, with the wide smile. Hi, hi. You work so hard, Meghan. How are you feeling? No one works as hard as you.

• 2:59Speaker 02

  If Spencer Matthews sends me one more of the videos of that woman, I'm going to have to get rid of him. He honestly can't get enough of her.

• 3:09Speaker 03

  There's the, there's the, there's the comedian, his name escapes you now, who put, who took the piss out of it. And the video is, it's going around and around, and it, and it deserves to go around for the rest of time. Joe, maybe you can, you can fact check that for me so I can actually give that comedian the credit he deserves. But he does, and he, and he has your one on one side and Meghan on the other, and he even has the hair.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, yeah.

• 3:30Speaker 03

  The hairlines are even so well done, because Meghan's hairline is a little forward. And Meghan's like, I just do my best. It's so funny. You do, you. You have such great energy. Oh, just do, I just do my best.

• 3:46Speaker 02

  Is it Michael Povano?

• 3:48Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 3:49Speaker 02

  Yeah, very funny, very, very good.

• 3:52Speaker 03

  Congrats to you, Michael Povano. It's, it's, it's gold.

• 3:56Speaker 02

  I vote Katie Trapp does one. Katie Trapp needs to do one.

• 3:59Speaker 03

  Well, Katie, yeah, she does. Katie Trapp should do one. Yeah, that's a great show. It's a great show.

• 4:03Speaker 02

  She would be very good.

• 4:05Speaker 03

  She know when someone resh, she know when someone, like, a video goes, like, proper viral, like, just, you know, virality beyond the normal virality. And so other pages keep sharing it. Every year it kind of gets reshared. Do you know one of those? I will enjoy Michael Povano till I'm getting lowered slowly into the ground or the crematorium. I haven't made my decisions yet.

• 4:24Speaker 02

  Can you imagine how many hits?

• 4:27Speaker 03

  Megan.

• 4:27Speaker 02

  Can you imagine how many hits all those pod videos got because people have watched them.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  Every time.

• 4:32Speaker 02

  Tonight, actually, I feel a bit anxious. I might start watching that woman again tonight.

• 4:36Speaker 03

  I don't know her name. Apparently she's some huge wellness guru. I don't, I don't know who she is, but physically, in fairness to her, she's quite a distinct look and I'm not, I'm not slagging her looks. I'm just saying. She has a very wide smile and her eyes get very small when she smiles. So physically to take her off, your man did her really well. And then Megan, it's just, it's just Megan. But, but folks, sorry, to start back where we began, I do think Megan is overly abused at this point. I'm like, fucking go on, leave her off, will you?

• 5:05Speaker 02

  The problem is she probably gets a lot of traffic. That's why people are just constantly writing stuff about her. She gets loads of traffic. So it makes sense for them. They're all, they're all basically cashing in. The more they slag her off, the more they're cashing in.

• 5:19Speaker 03

  I hope she's in on it. That's all. I hope she, I just hope when she says she doesn't listen or she doesn't read or she doesn't care. I hope it's true because usually when people say that, like I've since discovered that Mariah's saying.

• 5:28Speaker 02

  Everyone listens.

• 5:30Speaker 03

  Well, this is what, this is what I, this is my fear because do you remember we were, we were like, does Mariah really not know Katy Perry went to space? And she knows full well and she's always, apparently she's like, it's kind of her thing to pretend she doesn't know what Katy Perry's up to. I just hope Megan is genuinely, I just hope she really doesn't care. That's all. She doesn't deserve that. No one does.

• 5:50Speaker 02

  How is your bank holiday? Because obviously I don't know how I work it out. I always miss the bank holiday. If there's a bank holiday in the UK, I'm in Ireland. And if there's a bank holiday in Ireland, I'm in the UK. And there the two of you are enjoying the fruits of your labour, your additional Sunday off.

• 6:05Speaker 03

  Well, mind you.

• 6:06Speaker 04

  I mean, we are at work right now.

• 6:07Speaker 02

  Yeah, we are.

• 6:08Speaker 04

  We are at work for a little bit.

• 6:10Speaker 02

  Guys, that's not really work. Joe, you're sitting there having a beer. It's not work.

• 6:14Speaker 04

  I'm at work. I'm drinking at work and you can report me.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  I wonder if Joe's gonna leave that in or cut it out now. I'm gonna listen back to this and make sure. I'm like, Joe's worse.

• 6:23Speaker 03

  He's behaving, he's behaving inappropriately, but he is still at work. Well, I woke up this morning-

• 6:28Speaker 02

  Are you drinking too? You're both behaving inappropriately in that, in that case.

• 6:32Speaker 03

  Well, I, well, yeah, once I see Joe doing it, I'm like, school's out for summer. So I start that, yeah. And it's the weather outside in, in London, Vogue's in our, the weather in London is like class outside weather. Do you remember in school when the weather was so nice, the teacher would say, let's take our, you say lessons here, Joe. We'd say like, class outside, we'd take whatever, we don't, we don't say lessons really, but you take it outside. And everyone would just doodle on the grass. Oh, the glory days. I've had a real horn-

• 6:57Speaker 02

  God, we never ever had that.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  What?

• 7:00Speaker 02

  No, never had class outside, no.

• 7:02Speaker 03

  They never took it outside for the class, in the sun? Oh, it was so nice. It was so nice.

• 7:09Speaker 02

  I know, but it's lovely here now and it's, it's lovely here now because everyone's gone back to school and it always happens. But I was walking down the pier with Megan there and there was a bunch of these girls, there must have been about probably nine of them. And they were probably, they, they obviously haven't gone back to school yet, but I was looking at them sitting in bikinis on the pier. I was like, there must be freezing. And then they all stood up and they were like, one, two, three, jump into the pier. Lots of boats there, by the way, not a great place to swim, it's full of oil. But anyway. They all ran towards all nine and then any two of them jumped and the rest of them just stood there laughing.

• 7:39Speaker 03

  It's very, that's very Vogue coded, I would say. It's very Vogue living in house coded.

• 7:43Speaker 02

  I wouldn't have been in there.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  The oil would give them a nice dark colour, Vogue, also very Vogue coded.

• 7:49Speaker 02

  That's where Sammy the Seal's lurking around. I wouldn't be getting in there in case he came over to me. He's very friendly with humans and he'd probably give you a good bite.

• 7:57Speaker 03

  I woke up this morning, having slept for 12 hours last night. I have like a very congested, tiny cough, sore throat, like one would call it sick, right? I'm actually, actually better, I'm actually better now for some reason. I think I walked around and kind of like had a, I, I banged my lymphatic, I banged my lymphatic system like Trinny taught me how to in my bathroom that day. I banged it, so I think I kind of cleared myself. Anyway, I woke up this morning, I'm, one of the girls I was on to, she's like, would you consider doing a COVID test? It's like, don't be ridiculous. It's fucking not a thing anymore. She goes, it is, it is. And then, I'm not gonna lie, the buzz, it was like, suddenly I was just back and I,

• 8:37Speaker 03

  I, I, I wa- I, I was back in the, in the drama of it. And like, I'm gonna be honest. I was like, Joanne, I think you want Covid. Anyway, want to skip a few. I don't have it.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  Ah.

• 8:49Speaker 03

  I know, but I put up a TikTok, but the fa- I know, that I was like, I'd failed a pregnancy test that I really wanted to be positive. And I was like, hopefully, you know, I just, now that I know I want Covid, blah, blah, blah. Hopefully next time. Anyway, I posted a video. I totally forgot that there is a cohort of people who have no sense of humour around Covid. I forgot.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  Or anything.

• 9:08Speaker 03

  Or, or anything. Yeah. But it's, I forgot about the Covid stick. I forgot about the Covid stick.

• 9:13Speaker 02

  Well, the Co- yeah, the Covid abuse that you get, I liked that you doubled down on the video though, because I went and looked at your stories. And you re- you reposted it twice and you missed it. I missed the Covid times, at points it was, I don't miss running out of toilet paper and stuff. But I missed like, the, the like, remember our little bubble, Joanne, on Thursday nights, we'd get locked and I'd eventually fall asleep on the couch?

• 9:35Speaker 03

  People were kind of bubbling around. There was a couple of bubbles, wasn't there? No?

• 9:39Speaker 02

  You were allowed to have it. I think that you were allowed. I know somebody who used to come over from Ireland and tell me the rate, what was the OR rate? And she'd be coming over telling me, and then she'd be telling me about her bubble. And then she'd be telling me about, she had about 15 bubbles. I'm not joking. I was like, you're over here checking the OR rate and you've been sniffing around 15 different bubbles. Get out of my house.

• 9:57Speaker 03

  That's, you're bubbling too hot, as the song would go. Bubbling hot. Whose song is that, Jo?

• 10:03Speaker 02

  I'm gonna have to Google it.

• 10:03Speaker 03

  Bubbling hot. Shazam me there. Shazam my voice, Jo. Shazam me live there.

• 10:09Speaker 02

  Live, just so I can get you.

• 10:10Speaker 03

  No, don't, don't, don't, don't.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  In order to be recognised by Shazam, I think you're gonna have to do a quite problematic accent. So let's.

• 10:17Speaker 03

  Oh, fine. Yeah, no, no.

• 10:18Speaker 02

  But it's, it's, uh, Pato Banton featuring Rankin Roger.

• 10:23Speaker 03

  I'm not gonna lie, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have gotten that.

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• 12:01Speaker 02

  My mom just sent me a message.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Do you remember when I told you about her going to the Peter Kay gig? She just doubled down. She just sent me a message, and it's a screen grab of an article being like, "Bored Peter Kay fans liking his gig to pontons."

• 12:17Speaker 03

  It's a numbers game, do you know what I mean? If and when I ever get to that level, if I do ever get to that level, I'm sure I'll be luckily enough to be on the receiving end of hundreds of people walking out of my shows as well, because the show's gonna be so big. Don't send Sandra. My god, she's the toughest crowd of all.

• 12:39Speaker 02

  Guys, we haven't talked about Will Smith. Has anyone else been seeing the Will Smith stuff? Or is it just me?

• 12:45Speaker 03

  What's he done now?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  He's just, I don't know what's happened. He's just like releasing all these really like weird songs and kind of making me a bit scared.

• 12:54Speaker 03

  What do you mean?

• 12:56Speaker 02

  Just like really strange rap songs and it's like, what is he doing? It's like, come on dude. It's just a bit bizarre. I think he kind of lost the plot after the Oscars a little bit.

• 13:06Speaker 03

  Well, I mean, you think he-

• 13:07Speaker 02

  Can you say lost the plot? Can I say that?

• 13:09Speaker 03

  Yeah. Who, who does that offend? Who has the plot that they're offended?

• 13:14Speaker 02

  I never know who, someone said I couldn't say Sammy's anymore. I don't say Sammy's. Amber says Sammy's, by the way. I know it's disgusting. But someone said that I can't say that anymore. And I was like, why can't I say that? There's a reason you can't say that as well. I don't know what it is, but you're not allowed.

• 13:28Speaker 03

  Joan, I have no idea what you're talking about. What's a Sammy?

• 13:31Speaker 02

  A sandwich. Amber says Sammy.

• 13:33Speaker 03

  Oh, well, that's just because it's annoying.

• 13:36Speaker 02

  No, I think it's illegal to say that.

• 13:38Speaker 03

  Well, I don't know anything about that, but I, I, I just, it's up there with Brekkie, I, anything, you know? But we know how I feel about that. Actually, it makes, anyway. But what, what, you can definitely say lost the plot. Is there, are there a people of plot? Is there a community of plot people?

• 13:54Speaker 02

  There's not, there's not a plotting community, but I don't know. It's just like, it's, you can't really say the madness stuff.

• 14:00Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can, you can still say mad as a box of frogs and, and no one will take that from me. I'm sorry. I don't care if the frogs rise up with the AI revolution and tell me, I don't give a shit. I'm not, I'm not letting go of that.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  No, I don't even hear that you had to.

• 14:14Speaker 03

  I don't think there is any world where the frogs are going to unionize themselves in a way that they're going to rise up and tell me I can't say it. And, and even if they do, I'm going to go full white man, old school Karen and be like, you're not taking it from me frogs. I don't give a shit. Be independent. That's your choice.

• 14:34Speaker 02

  I wasn't saying that the frogs, I thought that the frogs would be coming after you. I was saying that the people that you call mad as a box of frogs, they might be the ones that have a problem with the frogs and will never give a shit.

• 14:44Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 14:46Speaker 04

  Joanne's fine because she counts herself among them.

• 14:49Speaker 03

  Exactly. It's my people.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Oh, listen, none of us, Jo, you're probably the most normal of all of us, but like, none of us are completely like what you say is.

• 15:00Speaker 03

  There's no such thing.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  No, there absolutely isn't.

• 15:03Speaker 03

  Even today, I was reading an article earlier about like the, this, the, the kind of, what would you call it? The shift in size of diagnoses and how now instead of just being rejected, there's rejection sensitive disorder. So it's like a disorder now rather than just not wanting to be rejected.

• 15:21Speaker 02

  My life has been one whole giant rejection.

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Exactly. And you're Grant.

• 15:26Speaker 02

  I'm rejected all the time for jobs. I'm like, oh, well.

• 15:30Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:31Speaker 02

  There goes another one.

• 15:32Speaker 03

  But who's bossing to get like, anyway, whatever. I could, I could give out about it all day.

• 15:36Speaker 02

  Sure, in my meddling days, I used to walk in, they'd basically be like, no, ugly, out.

• 15:41Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 15:44Speaker 03

  That still happens, folk. I've heard them.

• 15:52Speaker 03

  Folk, tell us, please, fill us in. The hostess with the mostess, how was the first of the Fortieths in Houth on the peninsula?

• 16:04Speaker 02

  That's actually made me feel a lot better because I am on a come down from the party. It was so much fun. Now, do you remember the way I organized it from two to 10?

• 16:14Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Do you think anyone arrived at two?

• 16:17Speaker 03

  Well, obviously not. Who the, who on earth arrives at two in the day? We're grown adults, folk.

• 16:23Speaker 02

  I was there at two in the day, waiting for all my friends. And then my brother arrived at like three. My mom didn't arrive till quarter past four. And then Frederick, my brother, kept saying to me, will I go down to the summit and find you a few mates? Oh.

• 16:42Speaker 03

  Ah, brothers. Yeah, that's a classic. That is a classic line, yeah.

• 16:49Speaker 02

  But so there was, there was a slight bit of concern from the three bar staff that I had hired for the day.

• 16:55Speaker 03

  They're like, this woman's salutous.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. They just went around fluffing cushions for a couple of hours. I was like, you guys could just chill out. There's like, obviously there's no point here. But, um, but no, it was absolutely, I, I, I'm delighted I did it at home, but also it was a lot of work to do it at home. But like, in hindsight, I probably should have hired somebody to help me.

• 17:20Speaker 03

  It just sounds like you're talking about giving birth for some reason. I don't know why.

• 17:25Speaker 03

  It sounds like you decided to have a home birth and like, you don't completely regret it, but you don't know if you'd do it again. That's, that's all I hear.

• 17:33Speaker 02

  Do you know why, do you know why I wanted to have it at home? First of all, I love my house here in Ireland. I feel very lucky that I get to live here. And I wanted to show it off to my aunts and stuff like that, so that they get to see it because I haven't seen it before. But also I saw someone else's 40th online and it wasn't at their house. And I just thought it looked like no crack. And so I was like, if I have it at home, you're having a big, massive house party. And like, it's, it will be the most crack ever.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Yeah, it's personal. It's, it's personal.

• 18:00Speaker 02

  Yeah. And, and also I would like to, I have to give a personal shout out to Absolute Ireland because they gave me so much booze. That it was like, it just, we were having margaritas and espresso martinis, this lovely tequila as well that they gave us. And I just thought it was very saying to them and I was absolutely thrilled. And did you see the cups I had? I nicked you a few. I nicked you five.

• 18:21Speaker 03

  Did you?

• 18:23Speaker 02

  I nicked, yeah. And I'm going to keep five for myself. Sorry, Absolute.

• 18:26Speaker 03

  Thank you so much.

• 18:27Speaker 02

  Jo, do you want five, Jo?

• 18:29Speaker 04

  How many did you take in total? Cause we're up to 10 at the moment.

• 18:32Speaker 02

  You know what, Absolute? Don't bother collecting the cups. There's none left.

• 18:37Speaker 03

  I have to say, considering I'm the drinker amongst the two of us, I find it quite offensive that I have to take your scraps from Absolute. And that they haven't contacted me directly to set up a bar in my class, but sure, anyway. It is what it is. Everyone has their favourite Vogue, it's absolutes. You got pissed on Vogue, I saw that.

• 18:55Speaker 02

  Ah, I was, so I was sick in the morning, you know, when you're just, I was just, there's nothing you can do about the weather, but I literally had my party in August in Ireland, so I'd get the weather, but obviously it being Ireland, Friday, stunner of a day, Sunday, stunner of a day, Saturday, pissing. Now, it wasn't pissing rain all day, so I had everything set up outside and I'd moved all the couches and stuff inside, so there was actually loads of space inside, but everything was set up outside, including the stage. I was like, I'll just risk it, I just don't think it's gonna rain. And it absolutely pissed down. Just before Davina Devine, who is Ireland's greatest drag queen, in my opinion, I love her so much, she did mine and Joanne's tour with us. Yeah.

• 19:39Speaker 02

  But she just, she got completely drenched. I mean, it wasn't drizzling, it was lashing rain. But so Davina did a little set and then I had this amazing DJ called Maria, who DJed for me and she was absolutely brilliant. So it was kind of the entertainment that like, I was glad that I did that and had all those people because they were just such a, it was just so much crack. And then obviously I got Samad the Mumba, who.

• 20:04Speaker 03

  The mums.

• 20:05Speaker 02

  I spent a long, yeah, I was just lucky because she was doing Manchester Pride, so I was like, would you, would you do my birthday? And she, she came back and did my birthday. And do you know what I came home to today? She sent me flowers.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 20:17Speaker 02

  To say thank you. I was like, I should thank you. Like, it was just, yeah, it was really, she was amazing and everybody absolutely loved her. Did you see the video of Spencer when she went? She's such a hit.

• 20:29Speaker 03

  She's such a, she's always a hit. She's such a hit. We love her.

• 20:33Speaker 02

  She's aged backwards. Have you ever seen her in real life?

• 20:36Speaker 03

  I met her on the six o'clock show a couple of years ago and I obviously know her because when we were growing up, she was like the star of Ireland. Do you remember I told you, I've had star, I've been, I've been, what do they call it, starstruck twice, three times, three times in my life. One was, and, and none of them really.

• 20:59Speaker 03

  Ah, gas.

• 21:03Speaker 02

  Come on, who are they? Samantha Mumba.

• 21:06Speaker 03

  Samantha Mumba was, so the first one was Bertie Ahern, do you remember?

• 21:11Speaker 03

  And that he is obviously the strangest one. You know, he's, you know, he's apparently running for, he's putting his, throwing his hat in for president now. For our non-Irish listeners, Bertie Ahern was one of our T-Shocks back in the day, who, according to most people, inverted commas, ran the country into the ground. So, anyway, he's back now.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  I'll be getting my Brian Envelope spark case.

• 21:32Speaker 03

  White Men Bounce Back, that's the name of my new documentary, White Men Bounce Back, not White Men Can't Jump, White Men Bounce Back. That's the name of my documentary. They are just like fucking Teflon. Anyway, so now he's apparently running for president. Good luck to him. But I was starstruck when I saw it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I read that today. Now, I read it on fucking, I was scrolling the internet, who knows, but I did read that, yeah.

• 21:54Speaker 02

  Yeah, okay, okay.

• 21:55Speaker 03

  Now, it could be one of those is considering, but I'm pretty sure I read it as is going for president.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  Samantha Mumba was the second one when I saw her in Paris Court Townhouse, which is a shopping centre in Dublin. It was around the time Samantha Mumba was in her, gotta tell you, she was in the peak of it and she was doing, I was sitting down below Paris Court Townhouse in the, in the mezzanine level and she was power walking around the top. I've told this and I was like, oh! It was like seeing Cher. It was like, it was wild. And then the third time I was starstruck, which I spoke about recently, was when I was interning with MCD, who are a big music promoter in Ireland, and I was looking at the photographers, the year that Oasis headlined Slane. And I was standing side of stage when Slane were announced and Liam walked out in front of Noel, as it seems to be the tradition, and the swagger on him, and I was, and I was like, whoa. It was like...

• 22:49Speaker 03

  It was real rock star vibes. So the only three times, Bertie, Samantha Mumba and Oasis. Can you believe that? That is literally, and it was more Liam than Noel because Noel's like not as aggressive in his walk. Liam looks like he's gonna come out and fucking deck you and you're just delighted to be decked, do you know?

• 23:04Speaker 02

  Yeah, Liam has that real star quality, I think. Sorry, I'm not, I'm not putting Noel down. We have made friends since. But Liam just has that always. I don't think I've been starstruck by many people, to be honest with you. I kinda guess I was a bit when Samantha came up, just because like it's Samantha Mumba. But like I knew she was coming, so I'd kinda built myself up for it. But like, oh my God, everyone else's face when Samantha Mumba came. Because I was gonna originally try and hide her. And then obviously, all of our friends have massive mates. So like they'd all, it had spread around the party like wildfire.

• 23:36Speaker 03

  Of course.

• 23:38Speaker 02

  But, but I know yous were laughing at me, two to 10, 10 to 10. We all left the house and walked down to the summer club. Everybody left the house. I mean, no one wanted to leave the house.

• 23:50Speaker 03

  I was gonna say, you kicked them out. Like, let's, let's not make out like they were well behaved and they just left. You probably had, did you taser them out with a cattle prod?

• 23:58Speaker 02

  If they had arrived at two o'clock when they were supposed to, they would have been all partyed out. But they didn't arrive till four o'clock. So that's not my problem that they only got a six hour party out of me.

• 24:08Speaker 03

  I like the idea of a day party. I like that. But if I was going to a day party, I'd expect day party things like a magician or a petting farm.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  John, I gave them Samantha Mumba and I gave them Eddie, did you see the Eddie Rocket's food truck?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  She's a bit mature for a day party, no?

• 24:24Speaker 02

  Okay, John, if you wanna come to a day party in my house, I'll get you a chicken and you can have the chicken. I had Eddie Rocket's down there in my gav.

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• 25:06Speaker 02

  Happy birthday nearly didn't happen again. What is this? What the? I had to say to Sven, he was like, "Oh, really? But it's not your birthday." And I was like, "Why do you think I have a cake the size of Xi Jie Jie?"

• 25:17Speaker 03

  What is wrong with lads?

• 25:21Speaker 03

  I have a TV idea.

• 25:23Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:24Speaker 03

  So.

• 25:24Speaker 02

  It does involve holidays.

• 25:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  I'll do it.

• 25:27Speaker 03

  Well, it involves travel.

• 25:28Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 25:29Speaker 03

  Yeah. So you know the way men have been going to get their legs lengthened?

• 25:37Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 25:38Speaker 03

  So men have been going through this very intrusive surgery about getting their legs lengthened. They've been having like, they can get up to, I think it's, didn't we discuss this on the pod before? Like a four inches, five inches?

• 25:49Speaker 02

  I think, no, I think it's, no, I think it's centimeters, guys. It's a bit five centimeters.

• 25:54Speaker 03

  I don't know the difference between those two things, so I don't know.

• 25:57Speaker 02

  It's, it's a year. Okay, five centimeters and it takes a year to recover. A year.

• 26:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, but it's so worth it for men because women are very much drawn to tall men. But now women are also, and it's all turkey based. No, it's not turkey based, I was like.

• 26:21Speaker 03

  Not turkey based in the, in the traditional festive sense of basting a turkey. I mean, turkey is offering it, you know what I mean?

• 26:30Speaker 04

  Yeah, yeah, I got you, yeah.

• 26:32Speaker 03

  So it's turkey based. Now tall women are going and having themselves shortened by having chunks of bone taken out of them. So they're cracking them open by the femur, wherever that is, and then they're cutting off bone.

• 26:44Speaker 02

  That's the most painful bone in your body to break is the femur in your thigh.

• 26:49Speaker 03

  And they're taking it out to shorten these women who are saying that they're finding it really hard to meet men because they're too tall. So I was thinking, because the men are going to Turkey and the women are going to Turkey, and the men want bone added and the women want bone taken out. You know, Joe, you know what I'm thinking?

• 27:08Speaker 04

  Recycling?

• 27:09Speaker 03

  Well, I was gonna call it bone date. I thought like, yeah, our love is bound, something like that. And you put them. Do you know what I mean?

• 27:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 27:20Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you put them behind, very much like a Love is Blind situation. And you decide before you can see them who you're gonna swap bone with. And then you're kind of locked into them. It's almost like you've given each other organs or kidneys, but it's more like character based and then he has your bone, you have his. Kind of like Blood Brothers, like with the modern romantic day version. Or like, do you know the way couples will spit in each other's mouths or, or, or buy love hearts and crack them in half? This is like the modern day version of that. Do you remember the, remember the love hearts you'd buy and you'd, you'd have one half and I'd have one half? Yeah. So like a modern day version of that, but you'd have each other's bones. Anyway, I thought, I thought Vogue, you could host us.

• 28:06Speaker 02

  I just, I, do you know what? They're always looking for new dating shows, but I think that the-

• 28:10Speaker 03

  You're tall, but I think you'd be sacrificed at the end, whereas I don't think they'd bother with me.

• 28:14Speaker 02

  I've got to be honest.

• 28:16Speaker 03

  I think the end, it'd be like, who's Vogue gonna, you know? And Spencer's small, so he could, he could maybe finally fix that dynamic. That's always been nagging, I think, at both of you. And you could fix that as like a kind of come to Jesus moment at the end of the series. Anyway, I've pitched it, so.

• 28:32Speaker 02

  Wait, I say, do you know what? Channel four would go for that. Definitely.

• 28:36Speaker 03

  They've agreed.

• 28:37Speaker 02

  They would definitely do it. But it was weird when I read that story about the women doing that. I was like, my dream height is five centimeters smaller than I am. So like, but if I had a year to give, I wouldn't actually do it. But like, I, like, I would have loved that when I was younger.

• 28:51Speaker 03

  I think it's a great reality TV idea for you and Spano. I really, really do.

• 28:56Speaker 02

  To go and break our legs and-

• 28:57Speaker 03

  I think-

• 29:00Speaker 03

  Love is bound or, yeah.

• 29:03Speaker 02

  I wonder if you could do a leg at a time, just so you could still kind of get around a bit?

• 29:07Speaker 03

  No, rip the Band-Aid off, get it, do both legs at the same time. That would be my advice as somebody who's already pitched this.

• 29:15Speaker 02

  They just, I have to, so basically in the contract, it would have to be both legs at one time.

• 29:19Speaker 03

  When the pod is finished, Vogue, a man's gonna come and take you and put you in a van and fly to Turkey. Spano's already there, waiting in the operation room and- There won't be a pod for a couple of weeks.

• 29:29Speaker 02

  Perfect. Well, do you know what? If this was out when I was younger, I would have done it because I'm after just, the girls got me a present for my birthday and it was like, one of my favorite things that anyone can ever get you is like a photo album kind of thing, but it was in a book. And I honestly, I looked at it and I was like, oh, poor baby Vogue. I was just like a giant bloke and none of the boys had caught up at all. They were all like up to my shoulder. No wonder they were all repulsed by me. I was just like hovering over them, breathing on them, hoping they'd score me. They couldn't reach me.

• 30:02Speaker 03

  You were an early bloomer. I was the same. I was, like I said before, when we played mummies and daddies, I was predominantly daddy. I was daddy. Which, you know, has had a long lasting impact that I've tried to negate through therapy, but it never, it never leaves you, you know?

• 30:16Speaker 02

  Luckily I had Amber, so she was always daddy.

• 30:21Speaker 03

  I was thinking though, do you know the way like you get to the stage where these women are like, what can I do to kind of attract men before I kind of head to Turkey and get incredibly invasive surgery? I was like, just fucking wear a Joe Rogan t-shirt. Like there's easier ways than like cutting off half your legs. Do you know what I mean? Learn about crypto or some shit, like seduce them that way.

• 30:44Speaker 02

  Are people not going off crypto now?

• 30:46Speaker 03

  No, no, it's still going on. I hear it in clubs. I hear in the comedy clubs, the comedians are still talking about crypto. It's still happening.

• 30:54Speaker 02

  I heard that Iggy Azalea, do you remember that Australian rapper? I heard that she has made an absolute fortune from crypto and that's why she doesn't do her, um, that's why she doesn't do her rapping anymore. But I think that her rapping went down. I don't know if I believe her to be honest with you, but she was on a very expensive yacht.

• 31:12Speaker 03

  Height is a gift. Do not get rid of it. It's like pulling out your tits or your eyes.

• 31:17Speaker 02

  Height is a gift, but also if you're small, I know it's an absolute nightmare, but to be going and putting yourself through that bullshit, like that is like aggressive. There's two things I feel sorry for lads for, like if they're really short, they have a bit of a nightmare. And if they have a small dick, like a really, a really small one, there's not much you can do because I've done shows on, look at Joe nodding, we know.

• 31:41Speaker 03

  What about, what about.

• 31:42Speaker 02

  Wife now.

• 31:43Speaker 03

  What about trans men though? They get surgery, they get dick surgery.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  So a trans man, the surgery for that is you either choose from your, from between your wrist and your elbow and that's where you'd get the skin from. If you want a bigger one, you choose it from your thigh and it's made like that. But if you're a man and you've got a really small dick. You, um, you, you like, you can cut, there's a, there's a bit of skin, like.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  I'm so glad you do those documentaries so you can bring the information back to us.

• 32:14Speaker 02

  So you basically cut the banjo string.

• 32:17Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 32:18Speaker 02

  Not the, no, the one underneath.

• 32:20Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 32:20Speaker 02

  But the thing about it is you'll only get like an extra millimeter or two millimeters. And then if you get an erection, it doesn't go up. It just stays down but goes hard because obviously that string is gone. So it doesn't lift, it doesn't lift anymore. And all that for a millimeter.

• 32:35Speaker 03

  And they can't extend the banjo string and take a slice out of their, out of their arm to add an extension on now?

• 32:43Speaker 02

  Can't, no, they can't. And there's a little, there is the, a lot of men get filler now, um, in their.

• 32:48Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:51Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:51Speaker 03

  Good for them, good for them.

• 32:53Speaker 02

  Yeah, this is taking a turn, but a lot of filler, but it would be really expensive. So this surgeon that I was with was saying that it was like one of the biggest operations that he does for men to get filler in it. Some get filler in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 33:05Speaker 03

  If I was a man though, I would be probably, I, I, I would, I'd say, I just feel like, I don't know. But if I was a man, I'd say I'd be averagely sized. I don't think I'd be, I don't think I give like well hung energy. I think I'd be, I think I'd be like a dog, kind of bark is worse than its bite vibes. I think I'd be kind of scrappier than what I physically had to offer. And I'd be okay with that because I think I'd be quite charming and I would laugh women into bed. However, I would definitely be going in for the filler. Just being honest.

• 33:36Speaker 02

  Also, here's the thing, you don't want it to be too big either. Because if it's too big, it's not great.

• 33:43Speaker 03

  No, but I think this is like when women don't lift weights in case they get too bulky. And it's like, you're, you're grand. Do you know, you have a long way to go before that's an issue. I think it's the same thing. Like I was saying, if I only got a bit of filler, I think it'd be fine.

• 33:54Speaker 04

  For a brief male point of view, I think.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  Oh God, I forgot we had that. Yeah, go on.

• 33:59Speaker 04

  I think the filler thing, I've never heard about it before, but I think that's a bit like sticking stickers on your car to make it look like a racing car. Do you know what I mean? Like, it's not a racing car. It's just stickers.

• 34:13Speaker 03

  Joe, Joe.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  Don't think.

• 34:14Speaker 03

  I, I know. No, I know what you're saying, but no, it's not like they've, do you know sometimes when you see a prop toe or a prop finger put on the top, like a wax edition that drops off? That's what you're suggesting this would look like. This is the real deal.

• 34:29Speaker 02

  That's just, it just looks like.

• 34:31Speaker 04

  Literally, I know it literally is.

• 34:32Speaker 02

  You can get a penis extender like that. It's like a little jacket though, but like what's, that's not actually.

• 34:37Speaker 03

  Yeah, you can also get the one that you kind of pump up in your pockets for older gentlemen. You can like pump it up, you know?

• 34:44Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Like the runners, like when you pump the tongue.

• 34:47Speaker 02

  No, I think it would be great if we were all happy with what we had, but sure, I'd love bigger boobs, but I wouldn't be arsed doing that either.

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• 35:20Speaker 00

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• 35:29Speaker 02

  Is it like, Joe, am I doing the right thing here?

• 35:32Speaker 04

  Yeah, I think so. Yeah, look, look, sit, yeah.

• 35:39Speaker 03

  It's actually really phony to watch.

• 35:47Speaker 02

  I wanted to talk about, because you're so sick.

• 35:51Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  Guess. You know the way we talked about super syphilis coming back, like syphilis but like supercharged syphilis came back? And super gonorrhea was another one of the ones that's come back. You won't bloody believe what someone's tested positive for.

• 36:06Speaker 03

  Buzzing, buzzing.

• 36:09Speaker 02

  The plague.

• 36:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  The plague. Imagine to tell somebody I have the plague.

• 36:15Speaker 03

  I'm thrilled.

• 36:18Speaker 02

  The plague. I wouldn't go near you now. Covid is one thing, I wouldn't be going near you if you had the plague.

• 36:24Speaker 03

  I'd love to have the plague. Like, what a flex. The plague. I mean, come on, like, how fucking iconic is that? I've got the plague.

• 36:32Speaker 02

  It's a resident of South Lake Tahoe in California. That means the whole of California knows who that person is. He's recovering at home.

• 36:41Speaker 03

  He's recovering, that's the main thing.

• 36:43Speaker 02

  Yeah. He's recovering, but he was bitten by a flea that also had the plague. But there's a few rats that have been tested positive for the plague. So do you want to hear the symptoms? Because obviously the plague sounds horrendous. I think it killed like 2 million people or something, 3 million people.

• 36:57Speaker 03

  Way more. It knocked out 50% of the population of the world.

• 37:01Speaker 02

  Oh, sorry. 200 million people.

• 37:03Speaker 03

  There you go. That's more like it, yeah.

• 37:06Speaker 02

  200 million people.

• 37:08Speaker 03

  I'm not here to raise awareness for the plague, but I am saying if the plague hadn't happened, can you imagine how busy the world would be? I'd never get a seat in Megan's. I barely can as it is. The world would be like Glastonbury all the fucking time. The world would be like St Patrick's Day all the fucking time. I'm just saying. Can you imagine how packed Ryanair flights would be if there hadn't been the bubonic plague?

• 37:28Speaker 02

  They definitely have brought in that standing seating thing, do you remember that?

• 37:31Speaker 03

  100%. We'd be on the roof.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  No baggage for anybody. So come here, you feel sick. Have you any of these symptoms?

• 37:41Speaker 03

  Yeah, I have all of them. I want the plague, I want the plague.

• 37:44Speaker 02

  Have you got?

• 37:46Speaker 03

  I want it for my hinge profile, like two truths and a lie. I want to say I've the fucking plague. As a conversation starter for the lads, that's what I want.

• 37:54Speaker 02

  Have you got blackened skin and tissue?

• 37:57Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  Have you got something like fever?

• 37:59Speaker 03

  I've tanned, so I don't know whether it could be the plague, it could be bare by Vogue. Swipe up.

• 38:04Speaker 02

  You looked like, I thought you'd gotten a, I thought you'd gotten a spray tan. We do spray tan now. I'll send you a spray tan artist whenever you want, my friend.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  A spray tan artist, hello.

• 38:16Speaker 02

  Yeah. Well, sudden high fever, chills and weakness, headache, yes. Jo, she's got the plague.

• 38:23Speaker 04

  It's looking like it.

• 38:25Speaker 03

  It they? No, hold on. So what I read was it's the pneumonic plague, whereas that's just like, that's very low level plague vibes. The bubonic was where you got the huge big welts and stuff and everyone dropped dead.

• 38:39Speaker 02

  Blackened skin and tissue doesn't sound great. I'd rather a welt over that.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  We did not love to have the plague, just for the conversation starter of it all. Covid's jealous of the plague. The plague, it just never goes. It's like Lindsay Lohan. It just, just keeps rebranding and coming back. It's like the share of diseases.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  Loads of diseases are coming back. They all come back.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  I know.

• 39:01Speaker 02

  Some people don't want to get vaccinated against like measles and mumps and stuff anymore, so they don't vaccinate themselves or their kids and then they're all making a comeback.

• 39:09Speaker 03

  Apparently the only one they got rid of ever completely gonzo, allegedly, was smallpox. No, smallpox. All the rest of them are ready to go at any time, like you and gladiators. They're like, are you ready? They could come back at, yeah, go. They could come back at any time, folks. So you just watch yourself and you, Jo.

• 39:35Speaker 02

  Smallpox. I read about smallpox. Now, it was in a book, so maybe it was amplified, but it sounds like one of the most horrendous ways to die in the world.

• 39:44Speaker 03

  I don't know. It's like you're just pocky and then you're gone, is it?

• 39:46Speaker 02

  You're just like, you're basically bubbling away. You just bubble to death.

• 39:51Speaker 03

  Oh, gosh.

• 39:51Speaker 02

  Absolutely. And it's not fast enough either. You'd be, you'd be doing that for a little while.

• 39:56Speaker 03

  I think now, I mean, look, I'm obviously pro vaccine, so I don't think I'm available for the plague, but I would like it just for the, for the, you know, for the.

• 40:09Speaker 03

  Do it for the story vibes.

• 40:11Speaker 02

  I'm very careful about saying I'm pro vaccine. I still get abused because I got a

• 40:18Speaker 03

  Well, I am, sorry.

• 40:20Speaker 02

  But I tell you what, I am, and I don't care who mails me after I say this, I am first in line for the flu vaccine in September. I'm not getting that shit again. I was fucked.

• 40:30Speaker 03

  You do you and I do me and he does him and she does they and they do themselves. And that's just the way it works.

• 40:38Speaker 02

  I'm sorry, you can't, there's, there's two people that do stuff like this, right? You know, those like, those wellness people who are like all about being well during the week. And then you know at the weekend, they're out getting absolutely bollocks and just doing a lot of pills. It's like, you can't, that's not being wellnessy. And it's also like, we can't sit here and say we're not into vaccines when we get like a lot of injections in our faces.

• 40:59Speaker 03

  Well, I'm all about, I'm, I'm about the herd. I'm, I've got a herd mentality. I always have and I always will in all areas of my life. I'm like, what's best for the herd? That's my vibe.

• 41:10Speaker 02

  I'm a sheep, 100%.

• 41:13Speaker 03

  I'm the sheep, I'm happy to get herded, as they say.

• 41:17Speaker 03

  What's good, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.

• 41:20Speaker 02

  She's, she's, she's very nostalgic today.

• 41:26Speaker 03

  Nostalgic?

• 41:28Speaker 02

  It sounds like stuff that my mom used-

• 41:32Speaker 02

  It sounds like stuff my mom used to say to me when I was younger. You see a man about a dog?

• 41:36Speaker 03

  Yeah, sorry. Yeah.

• 41:38Speaker 02

  There's another one you can't say, the boogeyman.

• 41:40Speaker 03

  Folks, like, I don't know who's feeding you this information, but they're taking the piss out of you. And, and thank God me and Jo are here.

• 41:49Speaker 04

  Get off Facebook.

• 41:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, this is ridiculous.

• 41:53Speaker 02

  Obviously people have been telling me things like that, but also yesterday someone was like to me, do you know that they, about just a random person that we know and host? Do you know they have a different dad to their other siblings? And I was convinced of it until I actually asked them and they're like, no, that's just a terrible lie that someone's told. But I kind of believe everything I've been told.

• 42:10Speaker 03

  Ipso facto, I want to skip a few. The plague is like glitter. You can try and sweep it under the carpet. It's always coming back. And I for one am pleased to see it. It's like seeing someone play snake. I'm glad it's back. I missed it.

• 42:27Speaker 02

  Did you see the traveller king Frank Thompson? He was buried in a full gold coffin. Six-figure gold coffin. No one knows the exact amount it cost. And he was taken, his coffin was driven around in a Rolls Royce for six days doing a farewell tour of the UK.

• 42:54Speaker 03

  Oh my, like what? I don't even think Princess Diana did that, did she?

• 43:00Speaker 02

  I want to do three laps of Houth.

• 43:04Speaker 03

  Folks, you'll get one lap of Houth and you'll get over yourself.

• 43:08Speaker 03

  You'll get one lap.

• 43:10Speaker 02

  A gold coffin. Like, you can't even be buried in a, well, do you know what? I don't really hear much about grave robbing anymore. So maybe it's all right to be buried in a coffin.

• 43:18Speaker 03

  Well, I'm pretty sure it's about to come, I'm pretty sure it's back with the bang as soon as they find out where this grave is. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen. When I read the article, I was like, well, that grave is going to need security. And then I remembered grave robbers, they don't just land on top of the grave and start digging. They come in via the side. Like, they'll have to come in via, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I, honest to God, when I die, if I die, because by the time I die, we don't know where science will be, I wouldn't, I wouldn't bury as much as a Claire's accessory toe ring with me. Because they'll come, especially if you're having a public ceremony, which of course I will, and folks certainly will too. They know where you are, they know what you have on you. Do you know what I think this is like?

• 44:02Speaker 03

  This is like telling someone you have a million pound coffin in the ground. It's like walking out to the street and taking a selfie with your Rolex on your wrist and you have no hand and telling everyone where you are and you just have a stump for a wrist, as in you don't even have the hand to wrestle the watch over. No, Joe, I see you making that face, but I stand by what I say. That's how stupid it is.

• 44:25Speaker 02

  Well, I just feel like for me, it's just a very big waste of money. I mean, why? It's like throwing, it's just throwing money into a grave. I mean, my dad was buried and I considered going back down to get the, the 20 euro.

• 44:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:37Speaker 02

  I thought, I'm not wasting, give that back actually Freddie, open that coffin up.

• 44:41Speaker 03

  I mean, to not even give it to the cats home. Like, and I, you know, I've no time for cats homes. I've, I've, I've been very clear about that.

• 44:49Speaker 02

  They do well for themselves, but everyone else.

• 44:52Speaker 03

  Yeah, I've no, I've no time for the cats homes and I'm sorry, but like, I'm just gonna stand on business there and say.

• 44:57Speaker 02

  I can't wait to get those emails. That would be great.

• 45:00Speaker 03

  What I mean is, Jo.

• 45:01Speaker 02

  What's wrong with cats? Why do you hate cats?

• 45:03Speaker 03

  Nothing. What I mean is, when you hear about these eccentric millionaires dying and they give their money to cats homes and I just feel like there's so many human homes that could do with that money. That's what I mean. Like, I, you know, fine, cats also deserve to have a lovely life, but I do feel that's, to me, it just doesn't, you know, it's a bit odd. But this, imagine his family. I'd be spitting, I'd be spitting on the grave as he went into it. I'd be like, are you fucking joking me?

• 45:29Speaker 02

  Have you built that wicker coffin yet? We can always go up and do a little swap out and all and all.

• 45:33Speaker 03

  I told you, I'm going in a washing basket.

• 45:37Speaker 02

  That's my thing.

• 45:37Speaker 03

  No airs, no graces.

• 45:39Speaker 02

  You can get lost. Laundry's my thing. Don't even think about it.

• 45:42Speaker 03

  Listen, I'm more than happy to use one of your baskets if you want to do a collab, but I'm not, like, there's no way. I think that lad's only setting himself up, I was gonna say for failure, but sure he's dead. So, but I mean, for more failure.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  Yeah. It's really sad that we're gonna have to be buried with nothing though. I'd feel real naked with no jewellery.

• 45:59Speaker 03

  Well, you don't have to go with nothing, but like, I know, I know what you're saying. We'd like to go down with a nice hoop. In our ears.

• 46:06Speaker 02

  I wanna look well. I wanna look well. Yeah, a big hoop.

• 46:09Speaker 03

  In our ears. But you, but you have to be realistic. You know, maybe it's a costume coffin. Maybe it's like one of those big fake rings that women wear sometimes for events and it's costume jewellery. It's a costume coffin. No one's putting a million quid in the ground. Come on, come on.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  It's not, I'd say it's about a hun, I'd say it's about a hundred grand, six figures.

• 46:28Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry.

• 46:29Speaker 02

  Six figures per, yeah.

• 46:31Speaker 03

  Oh, sorry, I missed. Sorry, miscalculated. I take everything back. Fair play to him.

• 46:36Speaker 02

  Hundred grand.

• 46:38Speaker 03

  Sorry, I, I, I.

• 46:40Speaker 02

  She's not even nearly as outraged now.

• 46:43Speaker 03

  Now, now I'm like, it's his money. He can do what he wants with it.

• 46:52Speaker 02

  See you later, everybody. Thank you for listening, and please keep sending your emails into...

• 46:58Speaker 02

  My therapist ghosted me.

• 47:00Speaker 03

  Wow.

• 47:00Speaker 02

  I'm sorry. I just got... John, you usually do the emails. Come on.

• 47:05Speaker 03

  The email is [email protected].

• 47:08Speaker 02

  What the hell's wrong with me, honestly?

• 47:10Speaker 03

  Have you been drinking?

• 47:12Speaker 02

  Just, I just have a decaf tea. It's pathetic.

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