Captain Joanne, Jordyn Woods & Squirrels

Last week, the Friday episode was... Energetic. The feedback has been taken on and efforts were made to up the focus this week. Whether or not the efforts were successful is less relevant. Vogue's in St Bart's with celeb goss and Joanne is (briefly) back in the UK and looking for reasons not to pack her suitcase again. Don't worry Australia... She's on her way. If you’d like to get in touch, you can send an email to [email protected] mailto:[email protected] You can now watch FULL video episodes of My Therapist Ghosted Me! Visit www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod http://www.youtube.com/@mtgmpod and remember to subscribe! Please review Global's Privacy Policy:https://global.com/legal/privacy-policy/ For merch, tour dates and more visit:https://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/www.mytherapistghostedme.com http://www.mytherapistghostedme.com/ Joanne's comedy gigs:https://www.joannemcnally.com/www.joannemcnally.com http://www.joannemcnally.com/

• 0:01Speaker 00

  This is a Global Player original podcast.

• 0:15Speaker 01

  Hello and welcome to My Therapist Goes With Me with me Vogue Williams and Joanne McNally. I'm Jo.

• 0:27Speaker 01

  Can I say something quickly, right?

• 0:29Speaker 02

  Is it about my hair?

• 0:30Speaker 01

  No.

• 0:31Speaker 02

  Oh, well, it should be.

• 0:32Speaker 01

  We've taken our medication, listeners. We...

• 0:37Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 0:37Speaker 01

  We don't know what happened on the last pod, but when Joanne and I don't concentrate, we have real problems with finishing off topics.

• 0:49Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 0:49Speaker 01

  And Joanne usually course corrects me, but I don't ever course correct her because I... that's how I converse in my everyday life. But we are going to finish topics today.

• 1:00Speaker 02

  Oh, Vogue, I'm so glad you said it because I forgot to say it, but I meant to say it.

• 1:05Speaker 01

  Well, it was very difficult for us to stop talking. And obviously Joanne is quite good at stopping me going off course. I'm not good at stopping her going off course.

• 1:14Speaker 02

  Yeah, you were on one.

• 1:15Speaker 01

  I was. Excuse me, Joanne, you were definitely worse than me. I read some of the comments.

• 1:20Speaker 02

  Oh, shit. Oh, people commented on the state of the podcast.

• 1:23Speaker 01

  Well, no, that there was no... Well, there was like, we always have a bit of misinformation, but it turns out there was an awful lot of misinformation. So it's a...

• 1:30Speaker 02

  We'll be full fake news.

• 1:31Speaker 01

  Full fake news, but I'm going to just do a correction corner for everybody. Okay? So one person commented, ladies, your whirlwind of misinformation makes me hell. The Bush, the Justin Bieber and Usher fighting picture was a high.

• 1:45Speaker 02

  Oh, no. Oh, no.

• 1:48Speaker 01

  We'll let TMZ figure that out for us. TMZ will tell us what was happening.

• 1:55Speaker 01

  So that was AI and Joanne.

• 1:58Speaker 02

  Oh, God.

• 1:58Speaker 01

  Was so sure of this. And there were no Hemsworths in The Housemaid. Now, I watched The Housemaid on your, um, on your recommendation, very much enjoyed.

• 2:09Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 2:10Speaker 01

  Really liked Sydney Sweeney and I didn't like her in the last thing I saw and she's back, she's back in the room for me.

• 2:16Speaker 02

  She is back in the room.

• 2:17Speaker 01

  I think it's, no, it's not Glenn Powell. Who, who's in The Housemaid, Jo?

• 2:21Speaker 02

  Glenn Powell's the one with the teeny tiny mouth and no lips. Brandon Sklen- Sklenar?

• 2:27Speaker 01

  Excuse the pronunciation. Yeah. Brandon Sklenar.

• 2:31Speaker 02

  Bran, Bran or whatever, yeah.

• 2:34Speaker 01

  And he was also in It Ends With Us and The Housemaid, Joanne, very much enjoyed. I also watched The Conjuring, the new one on the plane, and I always wondered why you watch scary movies on the plane, Joanne. I get it now because everyone's around you, so you're not scared and the ghosts can't catch you.

• 2:51Speaker 02

  Uh, okay, I'll have to fact check you there, Vogue. I don't watch scary movies on planes. I watch air crash investigation.

• 2:58Speaker 01

  Joanne, I've sat beside you on planes and you're watching the most frightening things I've ever seen in my life. And then she falls asleep to them like it's a lullaby.

• 3:07Speaker 02

  Yes, I like to listen to trauma, but when I, when I, when I have air crash investigation, I listen to air crash investigation in, on airplanes on long hauls. Because then I feel it's too ironic to have a plane crash.

• 3:19Speaker 01

  I, I understand.

• 3:20Speaker 02

  Do you know what I mean? Yeah.

• 3:22Speaker 01

  More comments. Cormac said, last week's app was a masterclass in the inability to finish one topic.

• 3:28Speaker 02

  Do you know what, folk? Do you know what, folk? Before you, before you continue with this, annihilation.

• 3:33Speaker 01

  The next one is my favorite and I am not going anywhere until I say it to you.

• 3:37Speaker 02

  Go on, go on.

• 3:38Speaker 01

  I did, I did, as a big fan, I did try and say this to you. Eva said, Joanne, it's Wu-Tang Clan, not clang.

• 3:47Speaker 02

  Obviously, I know that, Eva, I am a huge fan, but because I am a huge fan of theirs, they said I can do what I want.

• 3:54Speaker 01

  Did they? Yeah.

• 3:55Speaker 02

  Uh, do you know what, do you know what, do you know what, folk? I don't, okay, look, obviously we struggle with finishing things. I, Jo, is that not your job? What is your job, Jo? Is it not your job to correct, to pause us and take little notes? Yeah, yes, it is. Yeah, and say, girls, you haven't, or don't call us girls, it's quite condescending. I don't. Ladies.

• 4:18Speaker 01

  Not ladies, that's a bit old. I prefer girdies, girdly wirdies.

• 4:22Speaker 02

  If Joe called us girdly wirdies.

• 4:24Speaker 01

  Joe, I want you to call me a girdly wirdie. Joe, I want you to call me a girdly wirdie.

• 4:28Speaker 03

  No, because I'd be sick. No.

• 4:30Speaker 02

  Sorry, I'm not doing role play. I'm right here.

• 4:32Speaker 03

  That is my job, but not when I'm on holiday, which I was.

• 4:38Speaker 02

  Oh, fair. Yeah, okay.

• 4:39Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 4:40Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah, he was. No, very well, yeah, he was. I forgot you weren't on that record. Fine, Joe. Fine, fine, fine. Have your little holiday.

• 4:47Speaker 01

  I actually really enjoyed watching you try and place blame on other people. Last one was from Louise. And she said conspiracy theorists think that Disney only made the movie Frozen so that if people Googled Disney Frozen, the film would come up and not articles about Walt Disney after being frozen after death.

• 5:07Speaker 02

  We don't deal in Fox. We deal in suggested memes.

• 5:10Speaker 01

  I think that we should ban AI because honestly, I can't fucking bear it anymore. I'm being taken for a ride left, right and centre and I don't want to do it.

• 5:20Speaker 02

  I haven't been taken for a ride in ages. Okay, speaking of conspiracy theories, I keep getting sent this conspiracy theory that Marilyn Manson, they're like, because obviously because I did the conspiracy theory about Avril Lavigne being replaced and the Furbies being banned from the White House because everyone thought that they were

• 5:39Speaker 02

  earpiece for the Chinese. So people send me conspiracy theories. They're like, what, are you going to sort this one out? And the one that they're sending me is the most famous Marilyn Manson rumor from the 1990s is that, do you remember he had, there was a rumor that he had his ribs removed to perform self-

• 5:53Speaker 01

  So he could give himself a blow, yeah.

• 5:54Speaker 02

  Well, self felatio is what we're calling it.

• 5:56Speaker 01

  Oh, sorry.

• 5:57Speaker 02

  The more high-end version of sucking yourself off. The widespread urban legend along with others such as killing animals on stage or being Paul Pfeiffer from The Wonder Years.

• 6:05Speaker 01

  What? Who?

• 6:08Speaker 02

  Oh my God, I totally forgot. Do you remember The Wonder Years?

• 6:13Speaker 01

  No, I don't think I told you. I only watched Beauty and the Beast on Bar Bar.

• 6:18Speaker 02

  Joe, are you too young for the wonder years?

• 6:19Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 6:20Speaker 02

  Oh, Joe, you'd love it. You'd absolutely love it. Actually, I don't know if you would. I did, but I was seven or something. Google it there.

• 6:28Speaker 03

  Eight point three out of 10 on IMDb.

• 6:30Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's lovely. It's real. It's an American TV show. It's set in the 60s and it's just really kind of wholesome, fun. I can't remember. Anyway, the main actor Paul Pfeiffer, Marlon Manson was accused of being Paul Pfeiffer. Anyway, why am I telling you this?

• 6:49Speaker 01

  Conspiracy theories is why we were talking about. I think that Marlon Manson is in quite hot water, I think. Isn't he being done for stuff?

• 6:58Speaker 02

  Oh, for fuck's sake.

• 7:00Speaker 01

  That wasn't totally left field about Marlon Manson, I don't think. Some people are like, what the fuck? Like Bill Gates, I still can't believe that he was on the plane, but there you go. But Marlon Manson, I'm kind of like, hmm.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  Was Marilyn on the island, Joe?

• 7:14Speaker 01

  No, Marilyn wasn't on the island, but there's something. Go on, Joe, tell us what it is.

• 7:17Speaker 02

  Check the allegations. Jesus Christ. Joe, would you mind sending us through a list of men that don't have allegations against them and we can just work off that?

• 7:25Speaker 01

  Yeah, it'd be a lot easier.

• 7:25Speaker 02

  Send me the 10. Send me the 10 safe names we can actually talk about on the podcast.

• 7:30Speaker 03

  Numerous allegations of sexual, physical and psychological abuse from several women.

• 7:35Speaker 02

  Okay, well.

• 7:36Speaker 03

  Criminal investigation concluded in 2025 with no charges filed due to lack of evidence and expired statutes of limitations in their laws.

• 7:43Speaker 01

  Well.

• 7:44Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 7:45Speaker 01

  We wouldn't be a fan of his.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  I was going to announce a new podcast where I get to the bottom of the rumor about Marlon Manson removing his rib to soak himself off and I will now backtrack.

• 7:54Speaker 01

  Could you do Richard Gere instead by any chance? That would be, I think Richard would really appreciate that. And to have that rumor taken back would be quite nice for him.

• 8:02Speaker 02

  The hamster up the arse?

• 8:04Speaker 01

  Yep.

• 8:05Speaker 02

  Do you know what, Richard? I will consider rebooting your career.

• 8:08Speaker 01

  I mean, when I think of the rumours that go around about me, I just feel, it's like that saying, if you put your problems out in the line, you'd take your own back instead of someone else's. It's the same with rumours. I would, okay, it might not be out in the line, Joe, but there's some kind of...

• 8:22Speaker 02

  I know, I think...

• 8:24Speaker 03

  It's not a saying I've ever heard before and it wasn't very catchy.

• 8:26Speaker 01

  You know what I'm saying? Yeah, go on.

• 8:28Speaker 02

  If you take your own problems to the table. No, yeah, if you...

• 8:33Speaker 01

  Same thing. I just said you put them on the washing line because I do a lot of washing.

• 8:36Speaker 02

  If you take your own problems out of the washing basket and put them on the line, you'll take someone else's home.

• 8:41Speaker 01

  No, you won't take someone else's home. The whole saying is you won't take someone else's home. You'll want to take your own home again because other people's are so bad. It's the same with rumours.

• 8:48Speaker 02

  If you see other, if you take, if you put your problems in the washing basket and you bring it to the line, you hang them up and you see other people's problems, you'll take your own problems back in the washing basket.

• 8:55Speaker 01

  Exactly. That's it.

• 8:57Speaker 02

  It's snappy, isn't it, that saying?

• 8:59Speaker 01

  The washing basket be full of the problems and you'll take your own back.

• 9:03Speaker 02

  It's such a snappy little saying.

• 9:04Speaker 03

  Yeah, one in the hand is worth two in the bush, I think.

• 9:07Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 9:07Speaker 01

  But, I don't like that one. I don't like that one. But, that's what I'm saying about rumours. Like, I much prefer to have my own rumours, which kind of pisses me off in a way. But I'd rather not, people not think that I shoved a hamster up my arse. Like, there's no coming back from that, but there's Vogue, the girl who shoves a hamster up their arse.

• 9:26Speaker 02

  Yeah, I don't know. I have an American tour to sell, Denver, Salt Lake City, Chicago, Boston.

• 9:31Speaker 01

  Joanne did shove...

• 9:33Speaker 02

  San Francisco. I would, I would, I would actually put one up if I thought I'd sell more than three tickets in Salt Lake City.

• 9:40Speaker 01

  Joanne, I haven't seen those pigeons because she's put them inside herself.

• 9:43Speaker 02

  Anything to sell a ticket.

• 9:44Speaker 01

  If you spend any time with Joanne, you'll just hear...

• 9:49Speaker 02

  I'd decapitate myself online if I thought I was going to shift anything in Las Vegas. Las Vegas, please check the website. So, those pigeons, do you remember I came home, I was away for work? And so they'd obviously like taken to the windowsill, but do you remember that they were shagging on the windowsill? Joe, do you remember this?

• 10:05Speaker 03

  Yeah, I do, yeah, yeah.

• 10:06Speaker 02

  And I was like, what is that for?

• 10:09Speaker 01

  We've got great enjoyment out of hearing about the pigeons. It used to be a weekly occurrence.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  And you're right, and he would, that lad would clap himself after. Yeah, it was so funny. But once I was back in the house, they obviously didn't like the company and insides. They liked it. Sorry, is anyone gonna ask, is anyone gonna ask me about my hair now?

• 10:26Speaker 01

  Joanne, your hair is very long and very beautiful.

• 10:29Speaker 02

  And twirling it and no one's saying a single thing about it.

• 10:32Speaker 01

  It's gorgeous. It just, I feel like your hair grow, it's kinda, it's nearly the same length you used to have your hair, but your, your hair used to be to your arse. So you're actually really used to having hair like that.

• 10:43Speaker 02

  Me and Jo were on before you zoomed in Vogue, as always, and Jo said.

• 10:48Speaker 01

  I zoomed in at 10.31, by the way, we started at 10.30 and then I sat here and waited for Joanne to set up for 10 minutes. That's usually why I pop in slightly late.

• 10:56Speaker 02

  Well, I was on at 10.55.

• 10:59Speaker 02

  Anyway, Jo, Jo was like, oh my God, your hair, it's, it's, it's, he didn't really say, actually, I was gonna say he said it's lovely. He didn't. He just went, your hair. I said, look at your hair, is what he said. Look at your hair. Yeah. I was gonna, I was gonna insert a compliment there that he didn't actually give me. He just went, he just went, look at your hair.

• 11:15Speaker 01

  Stunning goddess. Is that what he said?

• 11:17Speaker 02

  That's what I meant, yeah. He said, look at your hair. And I went, oh, it's fake. And he goes, I know, Joanne, it's, it's, like, I know. That was a wave of a week, like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, boys are stupid. I don't know. But I was filming this new panel show called Unacceptable. I'm the team, team captain, Vogue.

• 11:34Speaker 01

  Fantastic.

• 11:34Speaker 02

  Are you proud of me?

• 11:35Speaker 01

  Of course I'm proud of you, but that's where you belong.

• 11:38Speaker 02

  I've never captained.

• 11:39Speaker 01

  It's like coming.

• 11:40Speaker 02

  It's, it's, you're dead right. I should have been doing this six years ago. I've never captained anything in my life, not even a sports day. I've, I've, I've done about two panel shows in my entire career. To say I'm unqualified for the job. Anyway, it was very, it was very intense. It was very full on. We recorded six episodes in four, one, two, three, four, yeah, six episodes in four days. Gero came over, he was writing with me on it. And I locked in, like I locked in, as the kids would say, like I locked in. We were up really early, we were working really late, I had him on the Ritalin, blah, blah, blah. And then we finished, we had the last two episodes yesterday and then I locked out. I locked out.

• 12:18Speaker 01

  It's important to do that.

• 12:20Speaker 02

  I unplugged from the matrix and locked out. That's why my sunglasses, if anyone's wondering why I'm blind again. Anyway. Liv Davy, who was doing my hair and makeup, she was like, do you wanna put the stenos in that Hadley got you? And I was like, I do. Now they look a bit shit now, cause they're kind of.

• 12:31Speaker 01

  I think they still look good.

• 12:32Speaker 02

  Do you think?

• 12:33Speaker 01

  Yeah, I got them stuck, look, I got them stuck into my head and I went quite long, but mine are in forever. You need to get them in forever.

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• 13:05Speaker 04

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• 13:14Speaker 01

  Hey, I'm Vogue Williams. And I'm Amber Wilson. And you know what? Without sounding big head, I think you'd love our podcast Vogue and Amber, where we chat through all the top stories of the week. We play a few games. Sort out your listener dilemmas. And we laugh. We laugh a lot. Mainly at each other. Open our free Global Player app and search Vogue and Amber to start listening today.

• 13:44Speaker 01

  Hello, everybody, and welcome. Oh, I took a while. She's flanking her mic off. Jesus Christ.

• 13:51Speaker 02

  Are we singing? What was that? I didn't like it.

• 13:59Speaker 02

  Very unqualified for the job and I felt a little bit out of my depth when we started recording the episodes. And one of the episodes, I started crying, like, sitting at my desk.

• 14:10Speaker 01

  You're really hard on yourself, though. You're really hard on yourself all the time. You always do that. You're always too hard on yourself. You just need to have a bit of self-confidence and have a bit of fun with it. And I think that you would have been brilliant.

• 14:21Speaker 02

  I don't have, I don't have that. As in, because I've never done it. I was like, this is a completely different muscle. I don't know what I'm doing. Now, in fairness, some of the episodes, I was like, oh, I feel like I'm kind of hitting my, hitting my flow. But there was one episode, I actually walked off. I, when we wrapped the episode, I went up to the director, producer person, I'm not sure what the title is. I went to Toby and I said, here, can we bend that one? Can we can it? And he's like, no, no, that's not how it works. We've, we're filming, we filmed an entire episode for three hours and it will be used. I was like, well, I don't know what you're gonna do with me. You're gonna have to put some words in my mouth in post, because I've, I literally...

• 14:56Speaker 01

  You don't have to be talking all the time as the team captain. That's the team captain's job. You want other people to talk as well, so.

• 15:01Speaker 02

  You're dead right, Vogue, but you shouldn't be crying.

• 15:04Speaker 01

  There's nothing.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Have you ever seen anyone?

• 15:06Speaker 01

  There's nothing you can say to me that.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  Countdown. It's Jimmy Carr crying.

• 15:11Speaker 01

  Seen him crying loads of times. Loads of times. He's always crying. Okay.

• 15:15Speaker 02

  He's no emotions. He's dead inside. Jimmy can't cry. I wouldn't say he's any eye ducts.

• 15:20Speaker 01

  I don't imagine, I can't imagine what would make him cry though, you know, when you know when someone like, when was the last time I cried? Okay. I cried a couple of weeks ago. I had to think about it though. I was like, that was fair enough. I, and I, whenever I cry, I like to take myself, I was telling this to Amber, I like to take myself to a mirror and have a little look on how sad I am. And then I'm ready to.

• 15:40Speaker 02

  Bit of porn.

• 15:41Speaker 01

  Yeah, then I'm ready to, to suck it back in and be like, okay, now I've seen, I've seen it. It's, it's bad, but now we're ready to go back. But Jimmy Carr, what the hell would make him cry?

• 15:50Speaker 02

  I don't know. I assume like some sort of tax issue. I, I, I don't, I don't know. I don't know.

• 15:55Speaker 01

  Poor Jimmy Carr will never shake the tax tag, will he?

• 15:58Speaker 02

  Jimmy, if you're listening, I'd love to have you on my new panel show, Unacceptable.

• 16:03Speaker 01

  I'll send us your accountant's details as well, will you, Jimmy?

• 16:06Speaker 02

  We can cry together. It's fucking hard.

• 16:09Speaker 01

  You actually, you actually, well, it is hard to sit there for three hours doing TV, but yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:15Speaker 01

  I find TV is a lot of, um, hurry up and, and, and wait.

• 16:19Speaker 02

  Also, I will say, so the, so it's obviously filmed in front of a live audience, right? And the live audience are, they're not, they're not my audience and I'm on tour at the moment. So I'm kind of used to like having people in the room who know me, maybe even like me.

• 16:34Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 16:34Speaker 02

  You know, and that's, and there's goodwill there. So they're like, they're on board and they kind of know what you're about and everything. The, this room, they know Richard, they know Ed, they did not have a clue who I was, naturally, of course. And so there's, they're not, they're, some of the audiences were, were completely on board, but when an audience isn't on board with you, wow.

• 16:54Speaker 01

  Oh no.

• 16:54Speaker 02

  I was just, oh my God. You just sit there and like basically die for two and a half hours while smiling because they're, the team are saying, look, we'll just cancel after we're in the edit. So just look like you're having a good time. And I was like, well, I'm crying now. So.

• 17:11Speaker 01

  Can you cut out the crying, please?

• 17:13Speaker 02

  Yeah, could you, could you AI the eyes dry, please? Because I'm, I'm full blown crying. Yeah, it was full dramas, but they were so nice. It's Ramesh Ranga Nathan's production company, actually, it's Ranga B. And he was on as a guest.

• 17:25Speaker 01

  I, I think he is, I love him. I actually really like his new part.

• 17:29Speaker 02

  Hopefully the crying works for a bit of publicity. So please do tune into Unacceptable on TLC. Dates to be.

• 17:36Speaker 01

  TPC, TPC.

• 17:37Speaker 02

  TPC. Dates to be TPC on TLC.

• 17:45Speaker 01

  I am, I'm in St. Bart's, just in case you didn't know.

• 17:47Speaker 02

  With the posh perled crabs.

• 17:51Speaker 01

  The crabs are probably very expensive here, honestly.

• 17:54Speaker 02

  Tell us about St. Bart's.

• 17:55Speaker 01

  St. Bart's is, oh, well, come here to me. So loads of the girl, loads of the gertie wordies. Forward beyond.

• 18:03Speaker 02

  The women, the grown women, yeah.

• 18:05Speaker 01

  Forward beyond someone's Insta story. So basically I was on the beach, I was on this amber as well, but I was on the beach and got chatting to this woman and they were staying in this villa. It's, it's the, it's the nicest one in, in the Eden Rock. It's massive, it's like this huge party villa. It's, it's actually going to be on the vlog this week. It is the most insane, I did it, I did a tour.

• 18:26Speaker 02

  How's the vlog going?

• 18:27Speaker 01

  The vlog is going really well. Everyone's so nice in the comments on YouTube. Oh my God, it's so different.

• 18:33Speaker 02

  It is kind of, it is kind of nice feel good content, I will say. Sorry, Jo, I'm just stroking my hair, that's what we do. Carry on, mate.

• 18:39Speaker 01

  But I, but I went in, so basically there was a gap because it's always, it's always sold out. Everyone, someone's always in it. And, and I went in during like when they're kind of doing the room change over because I wanted to record it for my vlog. Because it is the, the most insane villa. It's on the beach in Eden Rock and it's got this massive pool. And then you've got all the beachfront in front of it and they're all your chairs and like it's got six bedrooms. It's a huge party villa.

• 19:04Speaker 02

  So, but who'd be going, like, I mean, that to me sounds like kind of Macron would be going, like, who could afford, like, who's going there?

• 19:11Speaker 01

  Well, I'll tell you.

• 19:12Speaker 02

  Can me and Joe, if me and Joe wants to Airbnb it now, what, what, what would be, what would be looking off cost wise?

• 19:17Speaker 01

  Well, you wouldn't be able to book it, it's probably booked out for the next two or three years.

• 19:21Speaker 02

  Are you serious?

• 19:22Speaker 01

  Yeah. And the cost is wild. I'm like, Svenny, Svenny, get it for your 40th, Svenny, Svenny, ask your parents. But everyone's always like, why aren't you staying in the hotel? I'm like, well, the hotel's a business and, and, and everything is sold out. So like, if they want to, if, if we want to go in the hotel, then they have to get clients out and they're not willing to do that because it's a business. Like, that's just how it works. We're staying in Spenny's Godfather's Villa, which is the most incredible place in the world. So listen, we're delighted. But anyway, so I'm, I'm outside Villa Rockstar and we, uh, we were on the deck chairs outside it, which actually belonged to Villa Rockstar, but we thought that they were changing over.

• 19:59Speaker 01

  Turns out they weren't. So the girls who were in Villa Rockstar, there was three, three women and two younger girls and they both, the hell looks amazing. Anyway, they came out and they sat down. We were really apologetic and they were really saying, they're like, doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. Even though our kids were eating all over their fucking, um, seats. And so we sat down and I was chatting away to the mom for ages and she was talking about how she, she manages her daughters who were there and we were talking to them and she was really, really nice, really interesting. They were talking about where they were going next and yada, yada, yada, yada, whatever.

• 20:29Speaker 01

  And then Alexandra goes to me, is that, is that Jordyn Woods? And I was like, I wouldn't, I wouldn't miss that. I'd just been talking to her for like 15 minutes and then I looked back and I was like, holy fuck. It's Jordyn Woods, Kylie Jenner's best friend. Remember?

• 20:46Speaker 02

  You're one who hooked up with your man.

• 20:49Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 20:50Speaker 02

  Who's she marrying?

• 20:52Speaker 01

  An NBA player.

• 20:53Speaker 02

  For fuck's sake. Like, what am I doing with my life?

• 20:57Speaker 01

  I know. And I've married this trash. I can't even get a, a room in that hotel. He, his parents own it supposedly and look at this. I, yeah, so she's marrying.

• 21:06Speaker 02

  Trash bag, I'm saying it. It's disgusting.

• 21:08Speaker 01

  No, I was, I was, I was calling Spenny a trash bag.

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Joe, why didn't?

• 21:13Speaker 01

  Not the villa. I'm manifesting owning this villa. I keep walking around and I told Alex, Spenny's godfather, I was like, I'm manifesting to own this villa. I don't know how manifesting works, but I've heard.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Apparently you just say it, say it three times backwards in the mirror and it happens. Why didn't I, why didn't I marry Tiger Woods? Like, Joe, what, like?

• 21:31Speaker 01

  He's in a spot of bother again now, Joe, and Tiger Woods. I think he's got another fucking DUI, doesn't he? Is that AI or real? Is another DUI? Jesus Christ. Tiger, get a driver. You're literally the most minted person in the world. Get a driver.

• 21:45Speaker 02

  I can't get a husband because no one wants to marry me because I'm problematically independent because I took the feminist soup. And I blamed Jermaine Greer.

• 21:54Speaker 01

  Yeah, I haven't taken that much of the feminist soup. Come on. You're just, you're.

• 21:58Speaker 02

  Is this because I lazed at my bikini line? Is this?

• 22:01Speaker 01

  Well, the hair, the hair speaks for itself.

• 22:04Speaker 02

  I collapsed under the societal pressure of men fetishizing women's bodies. Sorry, Vogue. I'm a product of my generation and my culture.

• 22:11Speaker 01

  Joanna McNally, you won't even go on a date that you organise three months in advance and then you cancel the day before. So it's not that you're a feminist, it's that you couldn't be fucking arsed.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  How dare you? I am, I'm in the trenches, Vogue.

• 22:26Speaker 01

  I say it as I see it. As I see it.

• 22:29Speaker 02

  Alright, after that.

• 22:33Speaker 01

  Speaking of Jordyn Woods, who is also, obviously, she's still friends with Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner wasn't here. I did try and find out and she, because I would have passed away and died, obviously. But have you seen the stuff about Kris Jenner online?

• 22:48Speaker 02

  No. I, I've literally been down a bunker. Tell me, I've no idea what's happening in the world. I've, I've been away.

• 22:53Speaker 01

  She has literally turned into this massive meme in China. So people.

• 22:59Speaker 02

  Brilliant. Great business.

• 23:01Speaker 01

  They're sharing images of Kris Jenner to manifest luck and success. Like, there's pictures of Kris Jenner and it's like, share this picture of Kris Jenner for five years of good luck. So they just, they're seeing her as a symbol of like, if you, if you're going for a job, post this picture of Kris Jenner and you'll get the job that you're going for. Yeah. Do you remember you used to get those when you were younger? If you don't send this, if you don't send this message to 12 of your friends, you'll die a lonely, horrible death. And you had to send this message to 12 of your friends. Do you not remember that?

• 23:32Speaker 02

  No. Yeah, of course I do. The chain letters.

• 23:35Speaker 01

  Yeah. So there's a Kris Jenner one, but Kris Jenner is like this goddess over in China now. And I think it's because she's so successful herself that people think that she like is the epitome of wealth and success. So everyone, yeah, is just posting about her being like, if you want to be really successful, you've got to post Kris Jenner.

• 23:54Speaker 02

  Send her to me. I'll reshare.

• 23:56Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 23:59Speaker 01

  Posts this five times and you'll get, and you'll get whatever you want.

• 24:03Speaker 02

  I was thinking the other day, because you know the way I love to get scammed?

• 24:06Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 24:07Speaker 02

  And I was like, it's kind of mad that I haven't had a Nigerian prince in my emails of, of yet. And I was going to say, I would respond so quickly if I did, that they would think that I was a scam. Do you know what I mean? Like, I would give money to them so quickly that they'd be like, oh, she's the police. Obviously, and they would back away.

• 24:30Speaker 01

  Hang on a second, I'm just gonna go get a Coke and some marshmallows.

• 24:35Speaker 02

  I just love that Vogue's energy reboot is some Diet Coke and some marshmallows and mine is a pint of rosé and a ritalin.

• 24:44Speaker 01

  I want to tell you about my man of the week.

• 24:47Speaker 02

  Thank God.

• 24:48Speaker 01

  In a bad way, okay? Obviously, it's a Florida man, but I just thought.

• 24:53Speaker 02

  Why did you, sorry, why is that obvious?

• 24:56Speaker 01

  It's always a Florida man. Have you never read the headlines as Floridians?

• 25:00Speaker 02

  Of course, of course, of course.

• 25:01Speaker 01

  It's a Florida man. A Florida, just mad shit seems to happen in Florida, mad shit. So this man was.

• 25:07Speaker 02

  It's a fentanyl. Okay, go on.

• 25:09Speaker 01

  No, I think they do a different one down in, what's the one they do in Florida, Joe? There is one that they do down in Florida that's not fentanyl. I've seen them on it when I went to Miami, a hookah or something.

• 25:21Speaker 02

  Gear, cat?

• 25:22Speaker 01

  No, it does not look fun.

• 25:25Speaker 02

  Well, I, I will be in Portland, Oregon around November, October time tickets. And I remember the first time I landed in Portland, Oregon, it was the first place I went on the, on the Prosecco American Tour. And I was, it was a shock, it was a bit of a shock to the system. It's, it's like a town of, it's like a tale of two cities. There are gorgeous, really hipster, cool parts, like coffee shops, like lovely, like deadly parts. And then you turn a corner and there is like a lad kind of like bent out, kind of, I don't know, like, like kind of half standing, standing in a shopping trolley. It, it's, and that is fentanyl.

• 26:02Speaker 01

  That's fentanyl, but there's, there's one, what, what is the one? It's called, it's like a four-letter word. Anyway, they, they like to do it down there, so maybe that has something to do with it. But this man, right, he was having a party, he's having a really good time in his house with his pals. And he didn't want his wife to come home because she would stop the party potentially. Did you see this?

• 26:23Speaker 02

  Oh my god, sorry, I know this guy. Did he unplug a dam?

• 26:29Speaker 01

  He literally damaged a levee.

• 26:32Speaker 02

  Yes.

• 26:33Speaker 01

  And he created not just a little baby flood to stop his wife coming home, a massive flood. He destroyed 14,000 acres of farmland, destroyed buildings, shut down a full bridge just so he could continue partying with his friends. He's serving a life sentence.

• 26:55Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no. For, for putting, for breaking a dam, a life sentence.

• 27:00Speaker 01

  He destroyed 14,000 acres of farmland, he wrecked buildings, he shut down an entire bridge. This is in America where you get 25 years for stealing a car. I mean, come on, everyone steals cars.

• 27:16Speaker 01

  I nearly stole a car the other day by accident because it's the same cars here. Everyone, everyone drives these little moke, mini moques and it was just a red one. And I got in and I started it and I was like, something feels weird. Wasn't my car.

• 27:28Speaker 02

  Wasn't your car?

• 27:28Speaker 01

  I'd just driven out of the parking space and I just reversed and put it back.

• 27:32Speaker 02

  I do feel, I, I, I do feel like joy riding a Honda Civic is a rite of passage for any woman.

• 27:40Speaker 01

  But a life sentence, imagine you just do something that dumb when you're, he's obviously high on that yucca or whatever the drug is, that's allegedly, and just really pissed, doesn't want his wife to come home. So he has a whole family home and that fucking idiot is now in prison for life.

• 27:56Speaker 02

  Well, I, I have to say, because I'm reading extensively about the male loneliness epidemic at the moment, and I think male friendship is, is at risk of extinction. So I support what this lad did.

• 28:11Speaker 01

  Well, maybe you should, do you know what?

• 28:12Speaker 02

  I think he, he deserves to have some time with the buzz and his wife is going to interfere with that. This man's obviously lonely. Any, any suggestion that a man enjoys socialising, I think we should lean in and support. What do you think, Jo?

• 28:25Speaker 01

  I, well.

• 28:27Speaker 03

  You're right about male friendship, something needs to be done.

• 28:30Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 28:30Speaker 02

  I do believe that. Well, okay, look, he, he.

• 28:33Speaker 01

  He could have just turned his phone off and gone to the pub then or.

• 28:36Speaker 02

  Yeah, he went a bit, look, it escalated, it escalated. He got overexcited. We've all done it. But I, Jo, how many friends would you say you have? Oh.

• 28:46Speaker 03

  Ten?

• 28:47Speaker 02

  Are me in vogue or not?

• 28:49Speaker 01

  No.

• 28:50Speaker 03

  I was thinking about my male friends, not, not my most cherished and closest and.

• 28:54Speaker 01

  What, Joanne, you know we're not in us. You know, we're not in us.

• 28:58Speaker 02

  You're two, you're two work wives, Jo, huh?

• 29:01Speaker 03

  Yeah, exactly, yeah.

• 29:02Speaker 02

  Would you say you have ten close male friends?

• 29:06Speaker 03

  That's, that's a very off the, off the dome guess, without, without counting. Maybe it's less.

• 29:11Speaker 01

  I, well, I, I'm, I think, I, I understand that about male friendships as well, but I saw these three girls going, uh, like, three or four of them running together in Battersea. And they were, they were kind of, well, they, I assumed they were running, they were sweaty and they were going to the coffee shop together. And I just thought, like, it's hard, I, I think as you get older, it's harder to have, like, friends like that, that you, you have the time to go out with. Because, like, I feel like we're working and if you've got kids, you, you've got to.

• 29:38Speaker 02

  Oh, yeah.

• 29:39Speaker 01

  A lot of the time, like, there just doesn't feel like as much time as I used to. I find it easier when I'm at home in Ireland to see a lot more people, because I think they're just in more closer proximity. And I think if it's people like us who work in this industry as well, we're always all over the place and just work weird hours and just aren't in the same spots. It's harder to hang out with.

• 30:00Speaker 02

  London is bananas. Like, if you want to see someone in East London, it's like going interrailing. It's like an hour and a half to get there.

• 30:05Speaker 01

  I wouldn't go there.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  You just, you just don't do it.

• 30:08Speaker 01

  Well, I was, I was gonna go about this Florida woman, only because I was like, I was looking up, I was Googling about the Florida man. And then this woman came up, so she was for hens in a tree. And then I went down this, okay, I went down this rabbit hole. This is where it's coming from. This isn't just.

• 30:22Speaker 02

  Grace.

• 30:23Speaker 01

  I know that you love squirrels, because remember that squirrel in America that, like, that got euthanised and you were very upset about him?

• 30:31Speaker 02

  Who?

• 30:31Speaker 01

  Oh, okay.

• 30:32Speaker 03

  Peanut, his name was.

• 30:33Speaker 01

  Peanut, you loved Peanut.

• 30:34Speaker 02

  I've, I've moved on.

• 30:37Speaker 01

  I thought you would have at least remembered the squirrel that got euthanised. Like, you were really upset about it at the time.

• 30:43Speaker 02

  I've moved on. I'm trying to figure out why Punch broke up with his girlfriend.

• 30:47Speaker 01

  Well, you're gonna love this woman. She was found in a tree wearing a squirrel costumes, throwing acorns at police and shouting, I am the squirrel queen. And now she's gone viral. She has sticks and stuff in her hair. So she really like

• 31:00Speaker 02

  What?

• 31:01Speaker 01

  Went for it. Yeah. It was in Florida again. I'm telling you, it's that shit they're all taking. It's all over the internet. I saw it. And then when I was looking into her, because I'd looked into your man, there was a massive squirrel attack in Florida in a, in, in a senior citizens home and they had to call the ambulance. The squirrel got into their recreation room and attacked them all and loads of them were bleeding from the face.

• 31:22Speaker 02

  Sorry, attacked or tried to connect?

• 31:26Speaker 01

  Attacked. They were all bleeding and had to go to hospital.

• 31:30Speaker 02

  No, no, no, sorry, I'm gonna stop you there. If a squirrel intentionally walks into a recreational room, it's there to have a good time.

• 31:37Speaker 01

  Okay, well, he was biting them. He was biting them.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  He was kissing them with his teeth.

• 31:44Speaker 01

  Oh, she's back on squirrels now. She's into squirrels again.

• 31:47Speaker 02

  I totally forgot. I was devastated about that squirrel and now, and now I've remembered and I, I'm gonna need a minute.

• 31:52Speaker 01

  There's a year one from the Miss Thailand contestant.

• 31:57Speaker 02

  Remind me of this, please.

• 31:58Speaker 01

  So during the Miss Thailand pageant, a contestant, Camol Luann Chidango, her false teeth fell out of her mouth. Did you see it?

• 32:09Speaker 02

  I did.

• 32:10Speaker 01

  I thought she was gonna crunch down on them. So she was doing this whole speech, her little presentation, and her false teeth fell out while she was doing the presentation. And all she did was sashay away and just absolutely nailed it. And kind of just completely ignored the fact that like, these massive false teeth had fallen out of her mouth. And everyone is praising her, being like, she should absolutely win now that she just continued and just like acted like it was just normal. Oh my God.

• 32:36Speaker 02

  I'm not, I'm not being bad. I'm not being bad. And, you know, there's a special place in hell for women who don't support other women, etc. However, if I was entering Miss Thailand, which probably wouldn't be legally allowed or would be highly inappropriate.

• 32:55Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  And I was like, ready to kind of smile, do my bits and bobs and try and win a prize. I don't think I'd wear dentures.

• 33:06Speaker 01

  She supposedly just wanted to make her teeth a little bit whiter, but when you see the teeth underneath, they look like pretty good teeth.

• 33:12Speaker 02

  Sorry, come on, a crest strip. There's other, there's other ways. A crest strip would whiten the teeth. You're putting in dentures. Like, I, like, I, I don't know about that. I, I think that's a bit odd. I don't know. I, I understand. Look, she's trying to get a deal. I get it. She's trying to make a saving.

• 33:26Speaker 01

  Sure.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  But I do think it's a bit odd. And also, I, I would find it very humiliating if my teeth popped out in the middle of a job.

• 33:32Speaker 01

  Do you ever see that Miss America girl? There was one, and like, it kind of still goes around doing the memes and like, the contestant, like, she was asked, why can't one-fifth of Americans locate the US on a map? And she's like, I personally believe that US Americans-

• 33:46Speaker 02

  Stop. I know. It's awful.

• 33:47Speaker 01

  Are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps, such as South Africa and the Iraq.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  God, I, I feel so bad. Like, so, why, sorry, why are we asking-

• 34:00Speaker 01

  Just don't answer.

• 34:02Speaker 02

  Young, hot models. And this is no, I'm not making, I suppose maybe I am actually making a wide aspersion by models. Like, these girls are up there, their tits and teeth, they're having a good time, they're out to enjoy themselves and show us a bit of, like a bit of glam. And then you're like, oh, by the way, what, what would be your solution for the Middle East? It's ridiculous.

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• 34:57Speaker 02

  Do you remember Miss Congeniality-

• 34:58Speaker 01

  Sandra Bullock.

• 34:58Speaker 02

  And Cheryl Fraser, who was Miss Rhode Island? They asked her, describe your perfect date. And she went, April 25th, because it's not too hot and it's not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.

• 35:15Speaker 01

  There was a woman, right, she basically was on benefits because she said that her anxiety left her house bound. She received 23 grand in benefits, in payments, and investigators found that she'd been travelling, she'd gone surfing, she'd been in Cancun, visiting theme parks in the UK, she went ziplining, and when she got confronted, she said, "I didn't realise you're not allowed to leave your house."

• 35:37Speaker 02

  I would imagine ziplining is quite good for anxiety, to be fair.

• 35:40Speaker 01

  Yeah, not in Cancun. When you say you can't go to work, and you're just claiming benefits, being like, "I can't go to work because I can't leave the house, but I can go to Cancun and go ziplining." It's different. It's different.

• 35:53Speaker 02

  I mean, none of us want to leave the house, do you know what I mean? Like, why should she get to stay in?

• 35:57Speaker 01

  I was once filming a TV show-

• 35:59Speaker 02

  Why can't I, why can't I sit at home and claim benefits? Is that too much of a controversial question? Probably.

• 36:04Speaker 01

  Do you know what, Joanne? You could, if you wanted to. You could, you could. Yeah.

• 36:11Speaker 02

  I love that.

• 36:12Speaker 01

  I'm tired.

• 36:14Speaker 02

  I'm tired. I've to hang up this pack for Australia. I'm tired.

• 36:20Speaker 01

  A lovely, long, delicious flight to Australia. Well, you can't go to Australia. You won't be able to afford the flight.

• 36:27Speaker 02

  Australia, Melbourne, Sydney, Perth. Tickets on sale now.

• 36:32Speaker 01

  Once, when I, like, I got tube'd once when I was doing a TV show. I was recording a TV show and it was with this person who said that they couldn't leave the house for reasons to do with mental health and stuff like that. Anyway, we'd recorded for the day in the house, couldn't even go to the garage around the corner because wasn't able to leave the house at all. Anyway, we forgot something.

• 36:51Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 36:52Speaker 01

  And we're making our way back to the home, and the person was driving out of the home. Yeah, yeah, so had left the home, even though we spent the whole day filming in the home because they couldn't film outside us.

• 37:07Speaker 02

  Do you know they're starting to run ads on AI?

• 37:09Speaker 01

  What do you mean?

• 37:10Speaker 02

  So ChatGPT or whatever it is, whatever, what is a joke?

• 37:13Speaker 01

  Oh, for people using it, there's ads on them.

• 37:15Speaker 02

  So, and do you know the way like ChatGPT is really encouraging, like they'll never tell you, you'll be like, I killed a man. And they'll be like, ooh, that sounds stressful. Hope you're okay.

• 37:23Speaker 01

  No, I've asked ChatGPT some health questions and stuff and like, if I do this, is it okay? And they're like, no. And they tell me that, and I'm like, oh, well, I'll rephrase that. Okay, ChatGPT.

• 37:35Speaker 02

  Mine is very relaxed.

• 37:37Speaker 01

  Really?

• 37:38Speaker 02

  But I was like, it's going to be like, oh, you're like, oh, I, I ran over Joe. And they're like, ooh, nasty. Let's spare back and see how we can fix it.

• 37:48Speaker 01

  Joe was actually a bit annoying, so fuck him.

• 37:52Speaker 02

  Why not buy tickets to K-pop? December 12th, the event of Apollo. Yeah, no, they're coming in, the ads are coming in. A friend of mine went, she said she brought up her daughter and they went to the K-pop gig in the SSC because all the K-pop have kind of broken through now. They're not just like Korean culture, blah, blah. They're like mainstream, almost kind of. And so there's this K-pop band. Look, I'm not going to pretend to understand the, the industry or the culture. I don't.

• 38:14Speaker 01

  Don't sing the song. Oh no, it's in my head now. That's it.

• 38:17Speaker 02

  Sing the song.

• 38:22Speaker 01

  I'm sorry, everyone.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Stop wiggling your arms like that.

• 38:28Speaker 01

  John, that's my singing. When I sing, that's what I do.

• 38:31Speaker 02

  That made me seasick, the wiggle in there. But, so she went to see them in the SSC. And she said like, half of them weren't even Korean. She said it was absolutely mental.

• 38:39Speaker 01

  What do you, what do you, what do you send to check that? Because I saw them, they performed at the BAFTAs, they actually performed at the Oscars too. And they were, they, I have to give it to them. They were absolutely amazing.

• 38:48Speaker 02

  It'd be like me and you going to Brazil, Vogue, but they're kind of deciding we have other places to be and sending Jedward.

• 38:53Speaker 01

  Well, we could, that's a potential, but I, I will go to Brazil happily. So Jedward, do not pack your bags.

• 38:59Speaker 02

  No, no, we'd go to Brazil, we'd go to Brazil.

• 39:01Speaker 03

  Before you go, before you say goodbye, you know how you two always plug stuff? Can I plug a thing?

• 39:07Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:07Speaker 03

  Please.

• 39:08Speaker 02

  No.

• 39:09Speaker 01

  Yeah.

• 39:10Speaker 03

  But please.

• 39:10Speaker 02

  Of course, of course you can. Go on.

• 39:12Speaker 03

  I, another thing that I do is voiceover in animation. And a thing that I've done is now out. Do you know Miffy, that Dutch rabbit?

• 39:22Speaker 01

  Yeah, Miffy.

• 39:23Speaker 03

  I am Miffy's dad in Miffy and Friends, which you can watch on Sky Kids if you are in the UK or Ireland.

• 39:31Speaker 02

  Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

• 39:35Speaker 01

  This will trigger her. This will trigger her.

• 39:37Speaker 02

  Where is this Disney pipeline? She was a fridge. You're Miffy the whatever. I haven't had a single call from a cartoon company.

• 39:47Speaker 03

  Well, look, maybe, maybe this is, you could advertise yourself. Put yourself out there.

• 39:51Speaker 01

  Yeah, you're next.

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Let's get you there.

• 39:53Speaker 01

  You met Pixar last week, not us.

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:56Speaker 01

  You're in.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I didn't know I met them.

• 40:01Speaker 02

  I haven't heard anything back. There's been no follow-ups. There's no, I hope this email finds you. There's no email.

• 40:17Speaker 02

  Everyone, thank you so much for listening.

• 40:18Speaker 03

  Salt Lake City. Four tickets sold.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Is the film gonna be big in the Mormon community, Joe?

• 40:25Speaker 03

  It's a TV series and I don't know how they feel about anthropomorphic rabbits. So I touched on that.

• 40:32Speaker 02

  That was a lot of words. Okay, bye, everybody.

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