Pod Insights Help I Sexted My Boss Is Slapping Bums Butch? | And Jordan’s Got A Surprise… About this episode Around the world, William’s new sofa has been dividing opinion - and Jordan has planned an intervention to settle whether it’s hideous or not. That’s not the only surprise Jordan has in store, though, as he makes a strange admission about his views on bottom slapping. The boys also respond to your messages about which sport William would be most likely to turn professional in, and share a tanning bed story that will make you look at socks very differently forever.
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1:11 Speaker 02 Hello and welcome to our Friday episode where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into a week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on and how our advice went down with you, our G and D-verse.
1:24 Speaker 03 How the dickens are you?
1:25 Speaker 02 I'm good. How the trifle are you?
1:28 Speaker 03 I'm all right, thank you. You've got trifle on your mind.
1:31 Speaker 02 What would I was using? Oh, it's trifle. It's rather trifle.
1:34 Speaker 03 Trifling matter.
1:35 Speaker 02 Yeah, trifling matter.
1:36 Speaker 03 Trifling means small.
1:37 Speaker 02 Oh, it's quite trifle.
1:39 Speaker 03 No, you don't normally use it like that. No.
1:43 Speaker 03 I'm a trifle. I feel a trifle.
1:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:45 Speaker 03 Queer.
1:46 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:46 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:47 Speaker 02 Yeah, a little queer.
1:48 Speaker 03 Yeah, trifle queer. Yeah.
1:49 Speaker 02 I feel a trifle queer.
1:50 Speaker 03 Yes.
1:51 Speaker 02 It's like, yeah, I feel it's like.
1:53 Speaker 03 It's very.
1:54 Speaker 02 Pride and prejudice or something.
1:55 Speaker 03 Woodhosi-ian, yes.
1:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, Woodhosi-ian. Who's that?
1:57 Speaker 03 PG Woodhouse.
1:58 Speaker 02 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:59 Speaker 03 Woodhosi-ian, maybe so.
2:00 Speaker 02 Trifle queer. You doing much this weekend?
2:02 Speaker 03 Um, yeah, I bet you I can top what you're doing.
2:05 Speaker 02 Ah, I'm going out on Saturday night. It's a mate's birthday. Children on Friday, getting a curry.
2:11 Speaker 03 Okay.
2:11 Speaker 02 Bit of work. I've worked Saturday morning, but yeah.
2:14 Speaker 03 I'm going to Armenia. Told you.
2:17 Speaker 02 Armenia?
2:18 Speaker 03 Armenia.
2:19 Speaker 02 Sorry to any Armenians.
2:21 Speaker 03 It's in Asia, it's a country in Asia. I wouldn't, yeah.
2:24 Speaker 02 What are you doing there?
2:25 Speaker 03 Uh, just popping over.
2:27 Speaker 02 Work?
2:27 Speaker 03 Yeah.
2:28 Speaker 02 When you're back?
2:29 Speaker 03 Um, I go Sunday, I'm back Tuesday. It's very quick.
2:32 Speaker 02 That's not the weekend, is it? We've still got Friday, Saturday.
2:34 Speaker 03 Well, okay, but I thought it was an interesting thing to contribute. I'm leaving on Sunday.
2:39 Speaker 02 So what are you doing Friday, Saturday?
2:41 Speaker 03 Um, well, Friday I'm working, because it's a working day, and Sa- I'm going out for dinner with some friends. And then Saturday, I've got another friend coming to see the house, from all my school friends going to see the house, we're going out for lunch.
2:52 Speaker 02 I thought you were gonna have less chilled, more chilled weekends than this.
2:55 Speaker 03 Well, this is chill, I'm seeing my friends.
2:57 Speaker 02 Chilled to me is not seeing anyone. It's great. Seriously. Well, I could go a full weekend without speaking to anyone.
3:02 Speaker 03 Where, where does chilled begin and antisocial stop?
3:06 Speaker 02 Chill begins on Friday, antisocial stops on Monday.
3:09 Speaker 03 Right, okay, fine.
3:10 Speaker 02 Honestly, I can have a full weekend without seeing anyone.
3:12 Speaker 03 Hmm.
3:13 Speaker 02 Yeah. I took the paper to the pub last Sunday, it was bliss.
3:17 Speaker 03 Did the paper enjoy it?
3:18 Speaker 02 Yeah, I'm gonna read the paper. Took the paper, had two pints, yeah. Big spreadsheet, ah.
3:24 Speaker 03 Broadsheet?
3:25 Speaker 02 Broadsheet.
3:27 Speaker 03 Probably weren't in a spreadsheet.
3:28 Speaker 02 I was like, do you know what, it's fine.
3:30 Speaker 03 Lovely.
3:31 Speaker 02 But Ben's down to us, cause you're doing all this weekend?
3:33 Speaker 04 Hi guys.
3:34 Speaker 03 Oh, don't tell me, don't tell me this weekend is the knife sharpening course.
3:38 Speaker 04 No, they've, they've, they've still not emailed me to.
3:40 Speaker 03 Ben, you have been given a rubbish present. You've got to book it. I'm sorry.
3:43 Speaker 02 Literally, light your knives, what is the point?
3:46 Speaker 04 Knife sharpening was a, was a present of mine, wasn't it?
3:49 Speaker 03 It was. What, what are you doing then?
3:52 Speaker 04 I'm doing a long run in Brighton, in my marathon training. Um, I, I, so I'd like to say thank you for all the lovely GNDBers who have donated.
3:58 Speaker 03 Yes, lots of people have sponsored you for suicide.
4:00 Speaker 04 To my.
4:01 Speaker 02 I'll sponsor you.
4:02 Speaker 04 Yeah, there's a serious lack of sponsoring from some people in the room. That's fine.
4:06 Speaker 02 I do sponsor you. Well, surely.
4:09 Speaker 04 Chairman Emeritus, do you sponsor?
4:12 Speaker 02 I said, oh god, we got money off that tag. But, hang on. So, surely I sponsor you after you've run it?
4:20 Speaker 03 No, because it's an incentive to actually do it.
4:23 Speaker 04 You can incentivise or you can reward, but I think the better etiquette would be to.
4:28 Speaker 03 Incentivise.
4:28 Speaker 04 Incentivise.
4:29 Speaker 02 Alright, I'll sponsor you. Can you remind me this week? Which we did say you would make a great P A last week.
4:34 Speaker 03 Literally, I came to your house, I can't remember what I was doing, and I was like, god, I'd make a fantastic P A.
4:40 Speaker 02 Would you remind me this week, please?
4:42 Speaker 03 Right, yes. You could, yeah.
4:45 Speaker 04 Um.
4:45 Speaker 02 See, can you pay him and I'll just pay you back?
4:48 Speaker 03 No, it's no, because you still owe me for signing before Christmas.
4:50 Speaker 02 I paid that back.
4:51 Speaker 03 Did you?
4:51 Speaker 02 Yes, I text you, I text you.
4:53 Speaker 03 No, you didn't. You absolutely didn't text me.
4:55 Speaker 02 I've paid you the Christmas, Christmas party. To be fair, William, we went halves on the sex at the Christmas party and I didn't pay William until about a week ago.
5:04 Speaker 03 Fifty P H.
5:06 Speaker 02 About a week ago. So what else are you doing, Ben? You check that whilst Ben's talking.
5:10 Speaker 04 Um, that's, that's about it really. Chilled weekend with Cat, but I've never come over your end to see your house yet, have I, Jordan?
5:16 Speaker 02 Why don't you pop out?
5:17 Speaker 04 And you've never seen my house.
5:19 Speaker 02 No. Do you know what?
5:21 Speaker 03 Yes, I apologise, you did.
5:23 Speaker 02 Thank you. There you go. Why don't you?
5:25 Speaker 03 You put the references Gimp suit.
5:28 Speaker 02 For laughing it. Um.
5:30 Speaker 04 We'll sort something out.
5:30 Speaker 02 We'll get something out because you and Cat need to come see house.
5:32 Speaker 04 I was going to ask you, Jordan, I saw this on social media the other day. What do you think is the perfect number of pints for a session? Like, rate the number of pints, top, top three.
5:42 Speaker 03 Can I go Armenian now?
5:44 Speaker 04 So like, I'd say three pints, perfect, top tier.
5:49 Speaker 02 Just three?
5:50 Speaker 04 Yeah.
5:50 Speaker 02 All, all depends. Right, so on the Sunday, I went to the pub, met the paper, I had two, that's all I needed, went home and had an agroni, right? Perfect. But then Saturday, I'm watching football, six. But if we're on a session session, eight.
6:09 Speaker 02 Ten is when you're getting into a real like.
6:12 Speaker 03 Rehab.
6:13 Speaker 02 Pissed up. I pissed up territory. I don't want to be one of those like, ooh. But when I first started this podcast and used to go to the Finney every Sunday with Pilk's and my dad, we'd easily do eight to 10 pints every Sunday. But yeah, it depends. Anyway, between two and 10.
6:32 Speaker 03 It's quite a wide.
6:33 Speaker 02 William.
6:33 Speaker 03 Range zero. I appreciate I've been going for it recently, but not on pints.
6:39 Speaker 02 It's not about pints. Like, I'm really into Asahi at the moment, unless anybody sponsors us to for other beers. And I sank last Saturday, probably about eight bottles of Asahi from when the footy was on.
6:55 Speaker 03 I'll put it in my diary. In Tuesday's episode, we talked about Traitors and Trifle Night, but ahead of the finale.
7:02 Speaker 02 I'd need to stop you there. So we've got a bit of a surprise for you.
7:07 Speaker 03 So we've got. I had, you know, I hate, I hate surprises.
7:12 Speaker 02 On Tuesday's episode, you told us about your brand new sofa. And we've actually been very sneaky and secretly asked our Instagram followers what they think of your sofa. So we've actually put a picture up on our Instagram. We've hidden it from you.
7:27 Speaker 03 Right.
7:28 Speaker 02 And we've got people to get their comments and thoughts.
7:32 Speaker 03 Did you put an approved photograph that I sent or did you find it on the internet?
7:35 Speaker 02 We found it on the internet.
7:36 Speaker 03 You found it on the internet. Right. That's fine. It's styled beautifully.
7:38 Speaker 02 So here's what our Gene Deves thought of your new sofa. These are some of the style influencers that were mentioned.
7:45 Speaker 03 Okay.
7:46 Speaker 02 Cara said Queen Mother.
7:47 Speaker 03 Yep, fine.
7:48 Speaker 02 And Emma said it's a replica of the late Queen's handkerchiefs.
7:52 Speaker 03 Fine. I mean, it isn't because they were white, but okay.
7:55 Speaker 02 Kirsty said Hyacinth bouquet approved.
7:58 Speaker 03 Yep, lovely.
7:58 Speaker 02 Though Matt said it looks a bit more Elizabeth than Hyacinth, if I'm honest. It is very Elizabeth, actually.
8:05 Speaker 03 Interesting.
8:06 Speaker 02 Do you know what? If you were a character from a sitcom, you would be more Elizabeth than Hyacinth.
8:11 Speaker 03 What? In Terror?
8:13 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:14 Speaker 03 Okay.
8:14 Speaker 02 There were some other media references too. Callum mentioned Mrs Doubtfire. Yes. Rachel said it's giving Sound of Music curtain vibes.
8:23 Speaker 03 Again, I think, I don't know if people are meaning these as insults or not, but as a very openly proud gay man, Sound of Music, Mrs Doubtfire, Hyacinth Queen, none of these are an insult.
8:35 Speaker 02 Um, there were some.
8:37 Speaker 03 Oh, was this, this where it.
8:38 Speaker 02 Quite bitchy comments. Uh, not everyone's a fan. Looking at the pleated skirt that runs around the bottom of it, Meghan said she was surprised you got a sofa with fanny flaps.
8:48 Speaker 03 It's gonna put me off, isn't it?
8:50 Speaker 02 It, it does have fanny flaps. Lucy said, you've lost the right to judge tacky interior design again. Net curtains have nothing on this. Thank you, Lucy. Lucy's my comment of the week. Lucy, I agree. Thank you.
9:01 Speaker 03 Lucy, if you are coming to our tour, let us know your seat number.
9:06 Speaker 02 Lucy, I think that's a great comment. Yeah. You cannot say tacky again with this sofa.
9:10 Speaker 03 It's not a tacky sofa.
9:12 Speaker 02 Preach said, if comfort and upholstery had a midlife crisis, this would be it. Abby and Jess both said, goo.
9:20 Speaker 03 Again, not a problem.
9:22 Speaker 02 But Matthew had the most cutting response that we think is gonna cut deep to you. Common, I'm afraid.
9:27 Speaker 03 Oh, well, Matthew.
9:28 Speaker 02 We've also.
9:29 Speaker 03 Get you with a serpent tongue.
9:30 Speaker 02 Um, we've also had some voice notes commenting on it. Your podcast co-host, Jonathan Vernon Smith.
9:37 Speaker 05 Sadly, I have to say, I do conclude that the poor chap has, has just lost the plot. It's quite sound, really.
9:46 Speaker 02 I agree. Uh, we also had one from our friend Viral Freddy.
9:50 Speaker 06 Well, look, William's preaches that we can't all have good taste all the time, and that he's also one step closer to Pond Court.
9:58 Speaker 02 One step closer to what?
9:59 Speaker 03 Pond Court. It's the nursing home that Jonathan thinks I'm gonna end up in.
10:02 Speaker 02 Okay.
10:03 Speaker 03 Uh, in another life. Well, I mean, the bit rich Freddy's got my old one. So, you know, I think, uh, get, get the old one, slag off the new one.
10:10 Speaker 02 We've also had, uh, another.
10:11 Speaker 03 Oh, gosh, there's more.
10:13 Speaker 02 Jordan North Pole asking if the sofa was slay or nay, and 81% of people said, nay.
10:19 Speaker 03 Well, all of our Instagram followers, however many the Sexed account has, are, well, no, not all of them. 80% of them clearly wouldn't know good taste if they sat on it.
10:30 Speaker 02 Can you?
10:31 Speaker 03 Literally.
10:31 Speaker 02 Can you send me a picture of it now? I'm just, I'm gonna, I'm gonna send it to Wendy as well. She'll love it. Please.
10:37 Speaker 03 It's in, it's in the, um.
10:38 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
10:38 Speaker 03 Sexed WhatsApp group.
10:38 Speaker 02 Send it to my mum. I was, get my mum to get a voice note. No, yeah.
10:43 Speaker 03 I bet you she loves it.
10:44 Speaker 02 Hmm. Right. Now you do the rest of the reading. Thank you.
10:47 Speaker 03 I sent it to my hairdresser, who also is, is not a fan because not a gay male in 30s, and she just went, oh dear.
10:53 Speaker 02 Does Mikey like it?
10:54 Speaker 03 Yes. He didn't initially, when I showed it to him, and then it grew on him. And in a lovely pink room, with everything else we've got going on, he really likes it.
11:04 Speaker 02 The thing is, the colour and the flowers, although spores things will settle in, won't they?
11:09 Speaker 03 Can I say, is that the photo that was shared?
11:11 Speaker 02 Yeah.
11:11 Speaker 03 Right. Without cushions on it, without cushions on it.
11:15 Speaker 02 Oh, shut up. Like a cushion's gonna make a difference.
11:17 Speaker 03 In very harsh studio lighting, because I wouldn't say it's that colour IRL.
11:21 Speaker 02 Do you know what? I've not commented on it yet. I didn't say in Tuesday's episode, I've not said anything about it. It's your life, you live it.
11:28 Speaker 03 Off you go then.
11:29 Speaker 02 It's fucking awful.
11:32 Speaker 02 I don't know what you were thinking. I love you to bits, I do. I think you're a very stylish man. I think everything, your house is gorgeous. That blazer you've got on today is spot on. I just, I...
11:44 Speaker 03 All I'll say is, our gay friends in their 30s adore it.
11:48 Speaker 02 Uh, great.
11:49 Speaker 03 In fact, other friend Freddie messaged today to go, "Love, love, love."
11:53 Speaker 02 Okay.
11:54 Speaker 03 The ones whose houses I think are beautiful, love it. So there we go.
11:58 Speaker 02 Do you know what?
11:58 Speaker 03 It's a shame you don't.
11:59 Speaker 02 If I put, do you know what? To be fair, if I put a picture of the curtains up in my bedroom, which I'm not gonna, or living room, because I hated them when I first moved in, you'd be the same. But now they've grown on me.
12:12 Speaker 03 There we go.
12:13 Speaker 02 I'm still not keen on the ones in bedroom. I'm gonna get the bit of them.
12:16 Speaker 03 I'm gonna, next time I come around, I'm gonna secretly take a photograph and secretly put a poll up on Instagram and secretly ask people what they think. But other than that, I'm fine with it. In Tuesday's episode, we talked about our traitors and trifle night, but ahead of the finale, we polled our Instagram followers to see who from the traitors they thought was most likely to be a G and diva.
12:34 Speaker 02 Hmm.
12:35 Speaker 03 And the most common response was Stephen, but Jessie and Matthew were close runners up. And we know they have listened to the podcast, so if any of the other cast, former series as well, are listening, do get in touch.
12:48 Speaker 02 Excuse me.
12:50 Speaker 03 Do get in touch.
12:52 Speaker 02 Excuse me, sorry.
12:55 Speaker 02 Apparently I've got a weird sneeze, by the way.
12:56 Speaker 03 Yes.
12:57 Speaker 02 Someone in the pub said that to me, I've been talking about it. Do get in touch.
13:02 Speaker 03 Yeah.
13:02 Speaker 02 Definitely. Wait, I've got number one coming.
13:05 Speaker 03 British podcast orders practically ours. Um, last week, we talked about things that make us feel butch, taking the bins out, bleeding a radiator, talking to builders, reversing a van. Actually, a little update on that. So Mike and I continued our butch theme last night, just before that sofa arrived, and you don't get butchered in that sofa. And we decided to put up a picture. It fell down five minutes later. So we will not be doing that again. And it dented the sideboard and then damaged the frame, which we had only just got. This is a, this, we're a great believer in just get trade in. So we asked the Geodivers, what makes them feel butch? And we got a very rugged selection. So have we done any of these, Jordan? How do we feel? Is this butch or not? We are obviously the arbiters of butch.
13:49 Speaker 02 Yep.
13:49 Speaker 03 Claire ordered a skip and helped the driver back it into the parking space.
13:53 Speaker 02 Proper butch.
13:54 Speaker 03 So butch, yes. Lee feels butch when spraying something with WD-40. Weren't they in Star Wars?
14:04 Speaker 03 What is it? What's WD-40?
14:06 Speaker 02 I need to put some on my bedroom door, actually. I'm gonna go in Robert Dyson, whatever he's called after this.
14:13 Speaker 03 Robert Dyson, Robert Dias.
14:14 Speaker 02 Robert Dias after this.
14:15 Speaker 04 Isn't it the springs that need a bit of a loosener?
14:18 Speaker 02 Pardon?
14:18 Speaker 03 It's not the springs.
14:19 Speaker 02 It's the door. I need to get some of mine.
14:21 Speaker 03 It's another bedroom entrance.
14:22 Speaker 02 When I open, every time I go for a wee, middle of the night, I open my door and then always scares me because it sounds like a little boy crying. And I always think a little boy ghost is in the house. Every morning, like after two, I go for a wee and he goes.
14:38 Speaker 02 And I always think it's a little boy ghost. Because outside my house is a cemetery and many a time I'm having a wink and go, oh, I forget every night.
14:46 Speaker 04 Talk about being butch.
14:49 Speaker 03 Um, Sammy calls handyman mate.
14:52 Speaker 02 Oh, we've got loads in at Capil at the moment, getting building work done every morning. I go, right, lads. How's it going, lads? Yeah.
14:59 Speaker 03 Right, okay. Mayor feels butch when she's manspreading. I wouldn't say that's butch. I would just say that's bad.
15:06 Speaker 02 Sitting like that can be quite, yeah.
15:08 Speaker 03 I wouldn't do that. Ben recommends launching a bulky item into the skip at the rubbish tip to feel butch.
15:14 Speaker 02 Yeah.
15:14 Speaker 03 Yes, when I go to the tip, I do feel quite butch.
15:17 Speaker 02 I bet, I bet a lot of, I bet a lot of the workers come to you. It's like a damsel in distress.
15:23 Speaker 03 No, it's not.
15:24 Speaker 02 Wears me a white, no, it's all right, lads. I can, I can manage a microwave. Thank you very much.
15:29 Speaker 03 I took an air fryer to the tip.
15:31 Speaker 02 Did you?
15:32 Speaker 03 And it got rid of ours.
15:33 Speaker 02 Why?
15:34 Speaker 03 Yeah.
15:34 Speaker 02 Why don't you give it to, why don't you sell it?
15:38 Speaker 03 I tried to sell it on, um, an app. Nobody wanted it.
15:42 Speaker 02 Who's gonna want an air fryer on Grindr?
15:49 Speaker 03 Looking for a roast.
15:56 Speaker 02 Just, for anyone, for, for.
15:59 Speaker 03 Tell us what Grindr is, Jordan.
16:00 Speaker 02 For the record, um, Ben's just giving me his little nod of approval there. Okay.
16:07 Speaker 03 Um, very funny. Um, LFA Jason with a Y and Lily all said topping up their car's windscreen washer fluid made them feel butch.
16:14 Speaker 02 I wonder how to do that. I genuinely wonder how to do that.
16:17 Speaker 03 Zofia, yes, that one, feels butch when carrying her girlfriend's bags. There we go.
16:24 Speaker 02 You, Zofia? Oh, it's very butch. Yeah. Yeah, that is quite like gentle than the night butch, like, yeah.
16:31 Speaker 03 Well, I wouldn't, okay. Well, there's a lot to unpick there. Blake, um, suggested a butch upgrade to taking the bins out. Being the first on your street to put them out, what I believe is called, because someone messaged me, a binfluencer.
16:44 Speaker 02 But by the way, I'm finding the word butch triggering because my, my older brother called me for a good part of the year.
16:48 Speaker 03 Ironically.
16:50 Speaker 02 Well, it, because I got.
16:53 Speaker 02 I got.
16:54 Speaker 03 How old were you?
16:55 Speaker 02 I was about fourteen.
16:56 Speaker 03 Okay.
16:57 Speaker 02 So, tell me if this is, I got streaks in my hair, short back and sides. And I come in and my dad said I look like a butch lesbian. So for a year, my brother called me butch and I'm finding it quite triggering.
17:12 Speaker 03 It's one to write down for therapy.
17:13 Speaker 02 Do you reckon another one?
17:14 Speaker 03 Another one for therapy.
17:15 Speaker 02 Do you know what I always also think is quite butch?
17:18 Speaker 03 What?
17:19 Speaker 02 That what my dad used to do, I see it every now and then, it's like, and as long as they're in a relationship, you know, if there's like a man and a woman and she bends down to put something in there, just slap her arse. I think that's quite butch. If, if, if you're in a relationship.
17:36 Speaker 03 Hmm.
17:37 Speaker 02 My dad, I always remember, my dad did it once in Alster to my mum. When she bent down to it and he slapped her arse and I was like, arse. That's quite, that's, that's.
17:46 Speaker 03 Slapped her right in the middle of the meat aisle.
17:47 Speaker 02 Right, is that weird? Just like slapping your girlfriend on the arse is a real sign of butchness, I think.
17:55 Speaker 03 Especially when you've got a wife.
17:57 Speaker 02 Is that weird? Do you not slap a cat on the arse? She like.
18:00 Speaker 03 Not twice.
18:03 Speaker 02 She puts a bit of Tupperware in, cover it and you go, oh.
18:05 Speaker 03 I mean, there is so much to untick. Stop it.
18:08 Speaker 04 She'd have to be at home to put the Tupperware.
18:10 Speaker 03 Yeah, I was gonna say.
18:11 Speaker 02 She'd have to be out.
18:13 Speaker 02 Is that just me?
18:13 Speaker 03 Yeah. Yeah, I think it is.
18:16 Speaker 02 Okay.
18:17 Speaker 03 Um.
18:17 Speaker 02 It's not like a stranger, it's got to be.
18:19 Speaker 03 No, yeah, we don't, don't slap strangers' arses. Jordan, um, moving on, you've claimed you're very good at darts, so you might have to leave your job to become a professional darts player.
18:28 Speaker 02 Smashing out the one hundreds at the moment.
18:31 Speaker 03 What was my score? What was my highest score when I came around last week?
18:34 Speaker 02 A lot of it, but I weren't really counting.
18:37 Speaker 03 I did all right.
18:38 Speaker 02 You did, I said aim for triple twenty and you were there at.
18:42 Speaker 03 I got twenty.
18:42 Speaker 02 I think you got twenty, to be fair.
18:44 Speaker 03 There we go. Don't know what it means. Um, because obviously if you go to Tenerife, I'll go to a level of reef. We asked what sport I should take out professionally. Ebony thought I should try fencing, which is the perfect mix of prancing it out and poking with a long hard object.
18:58 Speaker 02 I think he'd be good at that, wouldn't he?
19:00 Speaker 03 On guard.
19:01 Speaker 02 Fencing.
19:01 Speaker 03 I think my, my wrists would be quite good.
19:04 Speaker 02 What about that? One with, I think you'd be very good at that. One with ribbon on pole. That'd be your.
19:12 Speaker 03 Oh, for the tour, can I have a ribbon?
19:14 Speaker 02 I think, by the way, I think I'd be good at that. Can we do that on tour?
19:18 Speaker 03 Hilarious.
19:19 Speaker 02 Can we have a little, what's it called, that sport?
19:22 Speaker 03 It is a sport, Ben.
19:22 Speaker 02 We can have a ribbon off and wear a costume. What are they called?
19:27 Speaker 03 Leotard.
19:27 Speaker 02 A leotard.
19:28 Speaker 03 Hilarious.
19:29 Speaker 02 I think we'd be good at that.
19:30 Speaker 03 Okay.
19:31 Speaker 02 Any, to be fair, anyone could be good at that.
19:34 Speaker 03 Well, I'd love to see you try. Similarly, Nathan suggested snooker. Okay. Mostly so Jordan can make jokes about balls and long sticks.
19:42 Speaker 02 With my colour blindness, I cannot play snooker, honestly.
19:46 Speaker 03 There's a theme to this. Lauren said badminton as I'd love to get my hands on a shuttlecock.
19:49 Speaker 02 Yep.
19:51 Speaker 03 Emma thought I'd be good at curling because it's basically aggressive camp cleaning. Love it.
19:55 Speaker 02 I think we'd both be good at curling, sweeping floor. Like, proper buffing floor up.
20:01 Speaker 03 Is that how you sweep the floor?
20:02 Speaker 02 And I wouldn't use a proper curling stick. I'd get a flash mop stick. Honestly, if I could have, you know, I've got a flash mop.
20:11 Speaker 03 I could do it with my Dyson Wash G1.
20:13 Speaker 02 You bring your Dyson, I'll bring me flash mop spray and we'd shit them at the Winter Olympics.
20:18 Speaker 03 Yes.
20:18 Speaker 02 Piss on them.
20:19 Speaker 03 Where is the Winter Olympics this year?
20:20 Speaker 02 Milan, I believe.
20:21 Speaker 03 Milan, okay. Well, we'll go there.
20:24 Speaker 02 God, mate, we could do the Sexton Olympics. That'd be fun. Tiddlywinks you'd be good at.
20:30 Speaker 03 Yes. Emma suggested boxing, but it was like in the 1930s with long shorts, moustaches and very gentlemanly.
20:37 Speaker 02 Do, do. Yeah.
20:39 Speaker 03 Yeah, I'd quite like that. Rita, with two I's and two T's, thinks producer Ben and I should take up synchronized swimming. Why producer Ben and me? Rita, what a weird fantasy you've got of me taking producer Ben in the deep end. That's very odd.
20:58 Speaker 03 What? We've got more of your emails, messages and letters after the break.
21:03 Speaker 02 I just wanted to follow.
21:04 Speaker 03 Ben, get your arm, Ben.
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22:49 Speaker 02 All right, Gene Devers, thanks sticking with us. Shall we go to some listeners' responses, please, William Hanson?
22:54 Speaker 03 Indeed. Dr. Olafur has got in touch to share his expert opinions on trifle. Dear William, Jordan, and the whole team, thank you for a wonderful podcast. I'm writing in response to a comment made on a recent episode titled "Help My Kids Have Sex Questions." In that episode, you wondered whether any doctors were listening who could share their expert opinion on whether cigarettes or trifles are more damaging to your health. As an Icelandic doctor practicing in Sweden and an avid listener, I had to write in.
23:20 Speaker 02 Oh, God, I'm going to bet the trifle.
23:22 Speaker 03 I'd like to draw your attention to a relatively recent research article commissioned by the UK Department of Health and Social Care. Researchers at University College London found that, on average, a single cigarette reduces life expectancy by about 20 minutes.
23:35 Speaker 02 20?
23:36 Speaker 03 Oh, Jordan will be lucky if he sees this bonus out.
23:39 Speaker 02 I got told it was five at school, 20.
23:42 Speaker 03 That means, yeah, but there's been more research since then. That means if a smoker who smokes 10 cigarettes a day succeeds in quitting at the beginning of the year, they will have avoided losing approximately 50 days of life by the end of that year.
23:55 Speaker 02 Certainly a month.
23:57 Speaker 03 I hope Jordan succeeds in quitting smoking, as this is the single most effective health intervention an individual can make. Eating trifles is almost certainly far less damaging to your health than smoking. Best, Dr. Oliver.
24:07 Speaker 02 Yeah, but can you get back in touch, Oliver? Because it was full-fat cream that William had used in his trifle, so.
24:14 Speaker 03 It was double cream.
24:15 Speaker 02 My thing is, I know my luck, I'll be one of those people that quits the beer, quits the fags, right? Starts running marathons and I'll get run over by a car in truck or something. That'll be just my luck.
24:29 Speaker 03 Yeah, and then it will be the drink that killed you.
24:32 Speaker 02 Yeah, literally.
24:33 Speaker 03 Yeah, it's a joke in Mrs. Doubtford.
24:35 Speaker 02 I'm stopping.
24:36 Speaker 03 Okay, Sarah has a strangest things found in the freezer story that she'd like to share. Hi, William, Jordan and the team. I've just been listening to your podcast where Jordan made reference to his parents' freezer breaking down and the fact that the deceased dog was being kept in the freezer.
24:49 Speaker 02 No, it wasn't the.
24:50 Speaker 03 This got me thinking about the strange things people keep in their freezers, including my own brother, who keeps his son's placenta in his chest freezer. His son, called William, is now seven, so has been stored there for some seven years in a medical-grade bag.
25:05 Speaker 02 Why?
25:06 Speaker 03 I understand that this practice is becoming more popular and that it may hold medical benefits. However, I perhaps assumed that necessary cells, liquids or DNA, would have been extracted and stored neatly in a test tube, not left in what is essentially a biohazard bag. Hopefully, his freezer never defrosts and turns into something resembling a crime scene. Keep up the excellent work, Sarah. Yeah, I did think that if that freezer packs up, you're buggered.
25:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, and what are you gonna do? What are you gonna have? Ham, egg, placenta and chips for tea or something? Why would you keep it in the freezer?
25:36 Speaker 03 Oh, this, this bread and butter pudding's lovely. Do you have any ice cream for it? No, but I do have some placenta. It's weird.
25:41 Speaker 02 But I know you can get it, like, put into pills and stuff.
25:46 Speaker 03 It's, it's not, no, it's unnatural.
25:50 Speaker 03 Ella wants to know if Jordan's creative juices have been inspiring any new M&S products. Hello, sexy team. I'm messaging in because I recently saw an advert for a new M&S product called the secret support boxer for men. It has a discreet internal pouch designed to give you just a subtle two inch lift.
26:10 Speaker 02 No, I, this is, I mean, I think this is because I said.
26:12 Speaker 03 It's not Jordan.
26:13 Speaker 02 Should do it for push, like you can get push.
26:15 Speaker 03 Push up bras, yeah. Since Jordan is part of the M&S family, I was wondering, he's family, I was wondering if he was involved in the research and development of said product? And would either of you ever consider wearing it?
26:27 Speaker 02 I mean, I'll probably have to do it for Love That, seeing that series we're doing on YouTube coming out.
26:32 Speaker 03 Yeah, you'll run out of ideas eventually. Thank you for always making me laugh and I'm really looking forward to the show in Manchester. Ella.
26:37 Speaker 02 Do you know, M&S have done like the shortest of shorts last summer, the short shorts. Spot on.
26:43 Speaker 03 Okay.
26:44 Speaker 02 They're really good.
26:44 Speaker 03 Would you wear supportive pants then?
26:46 Speaker 02 I'll give it a go.
26:47 Speaker 03 Okay.
26:48 Speaker 02 What do they do? Just give you a little? Because as you get older, things do. Don't they?
26:54 Speaker 03 They could, they could borrow a slogan from a supermarket, every little helps.
26:58 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:58 Speaker 03 That could be the slogan for the pants.
27:00 Speaker 02 So what, does it just make you look a bit more bulgy?
27:02 Speaker 03 Oh.
27:03 Speaker 02 You don't need any help in that department, old mahogany cuck over here.
27:07 Speaker 03 For god's sake.
27:08 Speaker 02 Big old mahogany cuck.
27:11 Speaker 03 Can a week go by where my, whatever is not discussed?
27:14 Speaker 02 What? A big old mahogany cuck.
27:17 Speaker 03 Any apparel products that you would put your names or faces to?
27:21 Speaker 02 If the money's right.
27:22 Speaker 03 I can see your face all over a pair of boxers.
27:25 Speaker 02 Yeah.
27:26 Speaker 03 Not for the first time this week.
27:26 Speaker 02 I'd like to design a suit in the future.
27:29 Speaker 03 You'd like to design a suit?
27:30 Speaker 02 Yeah, like I've always thought, this is an idea now.
27:33 Speaker 03 Tell us about the suit. Would it be double vented?
27:35 Speaker 02 For a lot of lads my age and stuff, just one suit. One nice suit that you can wear for a wedding, a job interview, just like, I know there probably is one, but just a real nice suit.
27:47 Speaker 03 Right, can I introduce you to Taylors?
27:50 Speaker 02 Yeah, and I've talked about this before. Get a suit, if you're going to a wedding.
27:54 Speaker 03 Get a suit, well that's great advice, isn't it?
27:56 Speaker 02 Get it from M&S, from Next, from Topman, wherever, Moss Bros, right, and just go to Taylor. They'll tell you, they'll charge you 20, 30 quid max, just get it tailored slightly on the sleeves and the legs. And it, it, it will make it look so much better. It's the best, best thing I ever started doing.
28:13 Speaker 03 Mm-hmm, yeah. We've also got suggestions, we can have William Hanson's handsome handkerchiefs. And producer Ben's range of hot pants for men, available in a range of butch colours.
28:24 Speaker 02 Could work.
28:25 Speaker 03 See that?
28:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, maybe some nice trainers I could design. No, not one I'd wear.
28:29 Speaker 03 Oh, everyone has trainers.
28:30 Speaker 02 Do you know what I don't get with trainers?
28:32 Speaker 03 What?
28:32 Speaker 02 I got a pair of Gola trainers in year seven and everyone took their piss. Have you seen how much Gola trainers are now? It's about a pair for 200 quid. Gola.
28:41 Speaker 03 Gola, how do you spell Gola?
28:42 Speaker 02 You were on Gola on my estate, you got your head kicked in. Which I nearly did. Now, this lad at work, I went, "Gola", oh sorry, and he went, "No, 200 quid, Dave."
28:52 Speaker 03 Gosh.
28:53 Speaker 02 Gola.
28:54 Speaker 03 Were you a trendsetter?
28:55 Speaker 02 I weren't. I was Gola, I was in old shitmates. I hope my mum's not listening to this, she'll go mad. You never went me out, fucking did. I had a La Cox Sportive tracksuit for two years.
29:05 Speaker 02 Still get shit for it now for me mates. I do. I had La Cox Sportive. Oh, other one, Deidora.
29:12 Speaker 03 Deidora? It probably wasn't called Deidora.
29:14 Speaker 02 I had a bright, luminous yellow Deidora top that I used to play footy in all the time.
29:19 Speaker 03 Gorgeous.
29:19 Speaker 02 My mates still take piss now.
29:21 Speaker 03 Come on, William.
29:22 Speaker 02 Remember when you never went me out?
29:23 Speaker 03 What, Deidora?
29:25 Speaker 02 Gay. I bet you had proper Nike in Adidas. I did have Nike, but she wouldn't let us play out in our best... Was it just my mum? We weren't allowed to play out in our best trackies.
29:36 Speaker 03 Yeah.
29:36 Speaker 02 So, because muddy and they were for christenings and stuff.
29:41 Speaker 02 They were. They were.
29:44 Speaker 03 Right.
29:45 Speaker 02 Do you know what the other shitmates used to make us wear? Kappa were cool because they're poppers. Not your type of tracksuit.
29:53 Speaker 03 Don't go, "Not my type of poppers", I've done them in my life.
29:58 Speaker 03 It's true.
29:59 Speaker 02 Um, what are the other shit makers? No offence, anyway.
30:03 Speaker 03 Hmm. I was in, talking of trend setting as a child, I was in Jack Wills way before anyone else was in Jack Wills.
30:09 Speaker 02 That's never been cool.
30:10 Speaker 03 No, but, no, no.
30:11 Speaker 04 Was that one of the rugby team?
30:12 Speaker 03 Yeah, he's still right. But it, no, Jack Wills before it became big. And then it became big and then we stopped wearing it.
30:19 Speaker 02 All right, go on, let's do another.
30:20 Speaker 03 Uh, this is the final one from an anonymous gin diva who needs some reassurance regarding a trip to a tanning salon.
30:27 Speaker 02 Okay.
30:28 Speaker 03 Dear William Jordan and the Sexton team, cast your mind back to the early 2000s. The golden age of streaky Saint-Tropez, sunglasses indoors, and everyone mysteriously claiming they just tan naturally.
30:38 Speaker 02 Or your next door neighbour, your mum had that tan, that bed that you used to go over at bed. You'd rent it. Did your mum ever rent a?
30:45 Speaker 03 No.
30:46 Speaker 02 Right, this is pure nostalgia. If anyone else's parents remember this, or aunties or next door neighbours, is this just me? Right, come on, you'd rent a sunbed and your mum would have it over a double bed. And you'd, you'd put it over your bed.
31:02 Speaker 03 But only for like a bed.
31:03 Speaker 02 And then it would fold into a corner and you just rented it. Was that just my, my childhood?
31:08 Speaker 03 Okay.
31:09 Speaker 02 My mum used to defrost chickens and everything underneath it. Honestly. Anyone else, like you used to, in certain estates, up and down the country, you could rent a sunbed.
31:20 Speaker 03 Okay.
31:21 Speaker 02 Hmm.
31:21 Speaker 03 Um, they continue. Now, as a ginger, I am not what you would call melanin rich, but I'd like to believe that after the initial bronze sheen emerges, eventually, with persistence, and after several layers of skin fall off. One Sunday, I was due to meet my wife and her family for a pub roast. I'd already mentally committed to a pint of Guinness and the kind of roast potatoes that heal the soul. On the walk in, we passed a tanning salon and I thought, perfect. 10 minutes in the human grill and I'll turn up looking like a holidayed donis instead of a Sunday ham.
31:51 Speaker 02 Who's wrote this, Alan Hollinghurst? Bloody hell.
31:53 Speaker 03 So I nipped back.
31:54 Speaker 02 It's like a bloody novel, this.
31:57 Speaker 03 I mean, just go on. Indeed, I was greeted by a receptionist who had the weary energy of someone who has seen every tanning disaster known to man. She handed me a token, gestured vaguely upwards, and I began the ascent, floor after floor. By the time I reached the sunbedroom, I was sweating before I'd even turned the machine on.
32:13 Speaker 02 That's not a good sign.
32:14 Speaker 03 The room had a small window, positioned high, crucially, or so I believed, not overlooked. Wonderful. It was time for my all-over tan. Now, when I say all over, I mean approximately 95% coverage. However, there was one pressing concern: the meat and two veg, the family roast. How to shield my ginger nuts from becoming over-roasted chestnuts. As a ginger, the crown jewels are highly sensitive. They burn like kindling. I needed to protect them.
32:37 Speaker 02 I never thought that about ginger, yeah.
32:40 Speaker 03 There was no towel. There was no modesty patch, not even a napkin. So I improvised. I reached for the only item of clothing available that could, in theory, accommodate the full arrangement: a cotton-wool blend sock freshly worn. Now, fitting everything in was not what you'd call elegant. There was adjustment, coordination, determination. Think of it as attempting to pack a duvet into a pillowcase. But eventually, the past nip and two roasters were tucked in, supported, pointing confidently towards the horizon.
33:07 Speaker 02 It's gonna win a manbok at this.
33:08 Speaker 03 It's literally, it's going on and on. I lay back, I baked, I emerged feeling invigorated, somewhere between bronzed and medium rare. Then, as I descended the endless staircase, I heard raised voices: disgusting, pervert, call the police. I thought, oh dear, someone's really crossed a line. Hoping to avoid involvement, I continued towards the exit. But as I reached reception, a very red-faced woman spun round, pointed directly at me and shouted, "That's him! That's the one who was wanking into a sock!" Now, it turns out the small, unoverlooked window was at a perfect eye level for the upper deck of the Sunday Town bus which had stopped directly outside. I had unintentionally given the passengers a gentle, slow-motion
33:50 Speaker 03 demonstration of man attempts to house his produce in hosiery. Turns out, my repeated attempts at stuffing my appendage into a sock looked like a repeated motion of another kind. The only defence my horrified brain could produce was, I was only trying to protect my package.
34:06 Speaker 03 Like a Yorkshire pudding in a cold oven. I fled to the pub where my fresh tan plus sheer panic combined to make me look according to my wife's family like an angry ginger Donald Trump. So, boys, please help me. What is the proper way to protect one's gentleman's roast when attempting an all over tan? Is a sock considered unacceptable? Or should one opt for a tasteful hand cup? Or must gingers simply accept our natural state? Pale with a side of humiliation? Yours still mortified, the Sunday sock stuffer.
34:34 Speaker 02 In Sunday Town's best seller.
34:39 Speaker 02 It's a, it's a great story.
34:40 Speaker 03 It's a long one, that, isn't it?
34:41 Speaker 02 It's a great story. For what it's worth, I think you improvised and used your initiative really well there. Putting a, putting a sock over your cock is better than it burning in it.
34:51 Speaker 03 But do you know what I would have done? I know the staircase was a bit long, but I would have gone down to the receptionist and go, here's the dilemma. What do I do?
34:56 Speaker 02 Yeah, why don't you?
34:57 Speaker 03 Do they not give you?
34:58 Speaker 02 Hang on, why don't you just keep your boxes on?
35:01 Speaker 03 Yeah, or heave them up a bit.
35:02 Speaker 02 What are we, why, where are we going here? Why don't you just keep your boxes on? I've been on sunbeds before, you just keep your boxes on. I don't go on naked on sunbeds, because also you keep your boxes on better if you've got the old wife hunch, because then you can see the tan.
35:14 Speaker 03 Exactly. Or just, or just, you know, curl them up a bit. So they go a bit closer, but then everything is protected.
35:20 Speaker 02 Just put your boxes on next time. I'm like thinking, oh yeah, good, use your initiative. Put your boxes on.
35:26 Speaker 03 Have you ever had a spray tan?
35:27 Speaker 02 I haven't, no.
35:28 Speaker 03 No, I had a spray tan once, years ago, for LOLs.
35:33 Speaker 02 Can we have a?
35:33 Speaker 03 It was a bit dark.
35:34 Speaker 02 Can we have, was it?
35:35 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:36 Speaker 02 Can we have a spray tan before the tour?
35:38 Speaker 03 Yeah.
35:39 Speaker 02 I'd actually think we'd look well with a spray tan.
35:41 Speaker 03 I think we might need to have one.
35:43 Speaker 02 Yeah.
35:44 Speaker 03 Let's put it that way. Well, it wasn't the lights I was worried about, but yeah. Costumes.
35:50 Speaker 02 Oh, yeah.
35:50 Speaker 03 Particularly mine. I think I might need one.
35:53 Speaker 02 Right. Okay, let's finish with our comment at the way.
35:55 Speaker 03 Oh, no, but all the bedding and it goes on your bedding. Maybe I'll just use some tinted water. Yeah, but not the night before, I'm not having it the day of.
36:03 Speaker 02 Does it go on your bedding?
36:04 Speaker 03 Yes, it does, and I've got white bedding.
36:06 Speaker 02 I used to do my mum's fake tan. I've talked about this before.
36:09 Speaker 03 Yeah, again, that's another thing for therapy.
36:11 Speaker 02 I'm, don't need therapy.
36:13 Speaker 03 Yes, Jordan, Jordan.
36:15 Speaker 02 I'm sick of people saying this to me.
36:16 Speaker 03 You absolutely need therapy.
36:18 Speaker 02 At the most normal, mellow childhood. Yes, they might have thrown the odd lamp at each other. It's perfectly fine.
36:25 Speaker 03 It's not so much that that needs discussing, it's everything else.
36:30 Speaker 02 Let's finish with our comment of the week. This can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or any of our socials.
36:36 Speaker 03 Before we get to one of our favourites, here are the honourable mentions. Liam commented on last week's episode, Wet and Forget is from New Zealand, not Australia. William, ask Kiwis, always get forgotten. Tia was listening to our episode last week and commented, OMG, my question about venues having GND was read out. William saying my name makes me weak at the knees. Hello, Tia. I instantly voice noted my bestie screaming. But our comment of the week comes from Liam, who simply said, it's related to Wet and Forget, William's pronunciation of L I C H D N wound me up more than it should have. William, we love you, but it's pronounced Lichen.
37:12 Speaker 02 Not Lichen.
37:12 Speaker 03 Not Lichen. Well, there we go. Now I know.
37:17 Speaker 02 Where is Lichen?
37:18 Speaker 03 Lichen, no, you're getting confused with Lincoln.
37:20 Speaker 02 Where's Lichen?
37:21 Speaker 03 Lichen, no, Lichen is what potentially, or Lichen is what you get on, you won't get it if you use Wet and Forget, but you get on your paving slabs.
37:30 Speaker 02 Always been one of those days today. Remember, you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on Global Player. If you want to get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, drop into our DMs or send us an email to [email protected] . We also love hearing back from the people we offer advice to. So if that's you, get back in touch and we'll speak to you on Tuesday.
37:52 Speaker 03 Goodbye.
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