Help Can I Dry Hump A Virgin | And Jordan’s Cowboy Scrap

Jordan’s back from his holiday to Nashville and has many ‘mighty fine’ tales to tell. Meanwhile, William is in need of your help as he needs a name for one of the newest members of his household staff. The boys also tackle your dilemmas regarding attending weddings solo and whether dry humping still counts? If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected], and for more Sexted fun sign up https://sextedmyboss.com/newsletter/ to our free VIG&Diva newsletter. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Help I Sexted My Boss is presented by William Hanson and Jordan North. It is an Audio Always http://www.audioalways.com production. If you want to get involved you can email us mailto: [email protected]. You can follow us and DM on Instagram https://www.instagram.com/sextedmyboss/ and TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/@sextedmyboss, and watch the latest episode every Tuesday and Friday on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/c/SextedMyBoss. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy https://acast.com/privacy for more information.

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  Hello and welcome to Help I Sexted My Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern life, answering your 21st century questions and finding solutions to everyday dilemmas like, what should you do if everyone in your local cafe started using typewriters? Or, how would you tell your co-host you need to stop trying to make Martini Mondays, I think, and Martini Tuesdays?

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  And Martini Wednesdays.

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  And Martini Thursdays.

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  I won't be having one tonight, actually.

• 1:36Speaker 02

  Oh, why?

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  Because I'm having my Botox topped up and you can't drink after it.

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  Can you not?

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  No, very bad planning.

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  Why can't you drink after?

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  Because then you increase the risk of bruising.

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  Oh, no one, no one, when I have mine, I don't.

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  No, no, I did once have a martini after Botox. Never again.

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  Can I just say, that was a joke. I've never had Botox.

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  I know, we can tell.

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  I know. Just the teeth, that's all I've had them.

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  For now.

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  And what should you do if you've accidentally sexed your boss but we're not usually like any answer, are we? William Hanson, the UK's leading etiquette expert.

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  No, we're not. Jordan North, Capital Breakfast Show host. I'm more Coachella. You're more Coach to Bogner. That's from Katie. I don't think I am very Coachella, if I'm honest.

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  You're probably more Coachella than Coach to Bogner. Although I've never been to Bogner Regions, is it called?

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  Bogner Regis.

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  Regis?

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  Yes.

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  What's Regis?

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  Bugger Bogner, as one

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  Bugger Bogner?

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  monarch said. I can't remember which one. George the Fifth, possibly.

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  He said Bugger Bogner.

• 2:30Speaker 03

  Bugger Bogner. I can't remember why. Maybe I'll do this as an etiquetteology, but if it's etiquette-y enough for you. Anyway, shall we have a drink?

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  Let's have a drink. I forgot to get the ice, sorry.

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  You did forget to get the ice.

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  I usually get the ice.

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  I arrived actually after you today, which makes a change. Which is lovely.

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  I'm today in the studio.

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  Don't be loosh. I'm waiting till, loosh! Wait until we've had a drink. Oh, it's like you in Nashville. Anyway.

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  We'll crash on.

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  Oh, don't be loosh.

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  You've learned a new word. It's a bonus wacky word. Who should we toast?

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  I know who to toast to. Can we toast to the lovely people of Nashville?

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  Oh.

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  I'm gonna go and talk about it very soon, but they were, it's a very friendly city. It reminded me of Bolton.

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  Right. I mean, I have actually been to Bolton and I have been to Nashville and I personally can't see any similarities.

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  No, it reminded me of Bolton.

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  Have they got a big indoor market as well?

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  And I'll tell you for why. Because you go to Bolton, it always gets voted Bolton. Like friendliest place in the UK all time, right? And you go to Bolton, you can't understand them half time, but they'll do well for you. And the same in Nashville.

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  You can't understand them in Bolton.

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  Yeah, it was what they get there for.

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  Sorry?

• 3:42Speaker 02

  Exactly. So I'm gonna say, do you know what? To the great people of Nashville and Bolton. There you go.

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  They're basically twins.

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  It reminded me of Bolton. Just everyone's dead nice and like, aye aye, you alright. Yeah, hee haw. Like that, yeah, so.

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  We should, we should do a sign for Nashville that says twinned with Bolton and Bolton that says twin with Nashville.

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  Yeah, that'd be great, honestly.

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  I'm sure we can do that. Oh, I didn't drink.

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  There you go.

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  Um, anyway, look, well, let's, let's pull the plaster off and let's talk about Nashville, because you've been on, on holiday.

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  If you want a cowboy on a white horse. Yeah, it's good. It's really, really good.

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  It's Nashville home of country music, by any chance?

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  Yeah, it's good. If.

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  Did you go and see any country music artistes?

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  So you go into, there's a strip.

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  I've been, I've been.

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  Oh, yeah, you've been, of course.

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  I was there first, obviously.

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  Did you go Broadway? The big strip.

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  What, in New York?

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  No, oh, downtown is called, it's called Broadway, but downtown. It's like a big strip of bars. Did you go there?

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  Where it all looks like hen nights?

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  Yeah.

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  Yeah.

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  Okay.

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  Briefly.

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  So you can go there at night or in the day, and it's a bit like.

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  That's how road works, really.

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  It's, it's a bit like Benidorm, and.

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  It's why I was there briefly.

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  It was great. And there's loads of Gene Devers. I sent you, hear me out as well.

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  Yeah.

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  This kind of blew me on the way out.

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  I'm sorry.

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  Thought you had a smile on your face.

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  Um, so first, uh, Pilot.

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  Oh, yes, you text us.

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  Pilot came out one, first of all, the captain, say six AMer, so he listens to, listens to Capital Breakfast. Then the other one comes out.

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  The first officer.

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  First officer, well, you let me bloody think, if first officer comes out.

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  Yeah.

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  Gene Dever.

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  Fantastic.

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  And then when you're a nervous flyer, you're like, oh, yeah, you're gonna go on back in there now.

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  Oh, hang on, so they came out during the flight?

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  Yeah.

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  Together?

• 5:29Speaker 02

  Uh, no.

• 5:31Speaker 03

  No, that would be worrying.

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  They won't come out together. Or was it just before? No, it was during the flight.

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  Oh, God.

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  Just after takeoff, when we were like cruising.

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  Had they taken the seatbelt sign off?

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  Yeah.

• 5:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay.

• 5:41Speaker 02

  So he just popped, did he? Was it? I think one of them actually come out before we set off, and then one of them come out.

• 5:46Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 5:46Speaker 02

  Mid-flight. But I'm like, yeah, yeah, no. Yeah, no, you know, he's really funny. Yeah. I know, yeah, you've got to try it. It's strong, that Gene. Are you gonna go back in there now? Wanna go check everything's all right, because I'm only on my first vodka and I'm a bit nervous. So.

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  Oh, well, how lovely.

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  And there was loads of Gene Devers out there as well that.

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  Did they all come say hi?

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  Got to meet, there was two.

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  He, what did they say in Howdy?

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  Howdy?

• 6:10Speaker 03

  Yeah.

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  Yeah, there was, oh, I forgot the names. I'm gonna try and find the names. There's two American Gene Devers in this proper honky tonk bar.

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  Okay.

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  Like a proper, like, dive bar. They've got like Marlboro Lights behind the, um.

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  Well, it is just like Bolton.

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  Behind the bar and stuff and like they're serving like ice cold beers. It was great and they had.

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  Yeah, I mean, most, I would say most bars do that.

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  I'm a big chill, no, will you let me?

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  Sorry, I'm sorry.

• 6:34Speaker 02

  And, um, there was two Gene Devers in there that were going to the ball game. They're like, oh my God, are you Jordan? I'll help I sex with my boss.

• 6:41Speaker 03

  They've got that huge, um, stadium, um, there or whatever.

• 6:44Speaker 02

  Just down the road. So I'd highly recommend it. It's, it's very, very good. Really friendly city. Singers on in every bar. Um, like they got a Morgan Wallen's bar who's a big singer and stuff like that. And it's, it's great. I would definitely recommend. And the country museum's really good as well.

• 6:59Speaker 03

  And did you see any dicks in Dallas?

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  I didn't see any dicks in Dallas. No, I seen a few cowboys. I nearly got into a scrap with a cowboy.

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  Did you?

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  Over.

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  What's, what, how did you start that?

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  Over a game of pool.

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  Okay.

• 7:11Speaker 02

  So I'm playing pool, right?

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  You caught the pink?

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  So long story cut short, I'm, um, I'm in the sauna in the gym and I get chatting to a bloke. And he tells me that if you want to go off the strip where all the tourists go, there's a couple of like proper bars. So got an Uber there.

• 7:26Speaker 03

  Sounds like the start of a film.

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  We ended up in a, in like a dive bar and, um, playing pool. And then this like cowboy comes over, puts a dollar on and goes winner stays on. I was like, yeah, all right.

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  God, I'd hate that.

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  Cool. So I, I ended up playing him and, um, he spots ham stripes. We got a ball left each.

• 7:45Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 7:46Speaker 02

  And to get the black and he thinks he snookered me and I go in and I've had it.

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  Hang on, it's pool.

• 7:51Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, but you think you can still get snookered in pool, can't you?

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  Can you? I don't, I don't know.

• 7:56Speaker 02

  So I chipped the ball, popped mine. I was like, yeah. And he's like, no chipping. I was like, oh, he's like, no chipping. I'm like, no, you can. And then I'm arguing with this cowboy and at the bar, like from a movie, it's just this guy. Back to me, didn't even turn around and he just took a swig of his whiskey and went, this is America. No chipping. Who are you?

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  Wow.

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  I was about to have a go at him, but he did have a gun in a holster. So I thought, probably best not, probably best not. So nearly got into a scat with a cowboy. But yeah, honestly, would recommend it.

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  And when you say he was a cowboy, you just think he was just someone in Nashville?

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  He had a cowboy hat on, jeans. So to me, it was, um, be careful of the cough medicine out there.

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  Yeah.

• 8:40Speaker 02

  I had a little cough, right? Went to the pharmacy in the morning, took a swig of it. I had to have a lie down for the rest of the day.

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  Yeah.

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  So be.

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  Did you read the instructions?

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  No, I just, I just thought it's, oh my God, I was off my chops. So be careful with the cough medicine. Um, I've said this before, I'll say it again, don't ask for a pack of fags out there.

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  No wonder you had to have a lie down.

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  That was another lie down after that one.

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  No wonder you had a sore throat.

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  So, yeah. So don't ask for a pack of fags out there. And another thing, right, is, so there's cowboys, yeah?

• 9:14Speaker 03

  Which is sitting opposite Judith Chalmers.

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  And I'm, I'm at the bar and I'm speaking to him, right? I dropped the C word. Christ, the whole bar went quiet. They don't like the C word out there. So just be careful. I was like, what? Cause this, I'm again, we're not going into it, but for me, I don't use the C word much.

• 9:35Speaker 03

  Other than when in Nashville.

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  But, cause like, I've been brought up proper, but sometimes, and I will take this to my grave, I think the C word can be used perfectly to sum a person up. Do you know what I mean?

• 9:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, I mean, I'm thinking that now.

• 9:48Speaker 02

  Chairman Emeritus Stewart said it about someone a few weeks ago, but I said it out there about someone, second guesses. Um, who, and my God, like glass dropped. So just be careful. They don't like, we casually drop the C word out there.

• 10:04Speaker 03

  Okay. Um, well, I'm, I'm probably, I don't have any plans to go back to Nashville, but I probably won't be in a dive bar saying the C word.

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  But it was.

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  Anywhere.

• 10:12Speaker 02

  It was, it was very good. I enjoyed it and I'd recommend.

• 10:15Speaker 03

  Did you, I saw on your, um, Instagram post that you did a couple of days ago, I saw you had what I had for breakfast over there when I was there. The, uh, quesadilla.

• 10:24Speaker 02

  Yeah, they were great.

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  Smashing, isn't it?

• 10:26Speaker 02

  Oh, I had it in the morning.

• 10:27Speaker 03

  Love a quesadilla.

• 10:28Speaker 02

  You get breakfast burrito.

• 10:31Speaker 03

  Yeah, that's also, that's good if they don't have the case to do it.

• 10:33Speaker 02

  And they do a great Cobb salad, or what chopped salad.

• 10:36Speaker 03

  Cobb salad, yeah, yeah, chopped, Cobb, same thing.

• 10:38Speaker 02

  You got me into chopped salads.

• 10:39Speaker 03

  Well, yes, because we used to go to that lovely place that shut down on Regent Street and they did a fantastic chopped salad.

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  When I first moved to London, we used to meet there all the time.

• 10:46Speaker 03

  Yeah, and then Covid killed it, so.

• 10:47Speaker 02

  It was only a tenner, wasn't it?

• 10:49Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was great.

• 10:50Speaker 02

  Great. Anyway, how have you, what have you been up to?

• 10:52Speaker 03

  Oh, I've been alright.

• 10:53Speaker 02

  I highly recommend it. What's been going on in the world of William Hanson? Any more videos and I'll tweet peanut butter or whatever?

• 11:00Speaker 03

  No, but we haven't done that one, so that's a good one.

• 11:03Speaker 02

  Smooth or crunchy?

• 11:07Speaker 02

  Peanut butter?

• 11:08Speaker 03

  I don't, to be honest, I don't really like peanut butter.

• 11:11Speaker 02

  See, I think I know what it's like to be bisexual. Because, let me finish, I thought about this. So, because some days I wake up and I think, oh, I really fancy smooth on me toast. And then other weeks, I'm a crunchy kind of guy and in my cupboard, I've got both. So I always think that's what it must be like to be bi. Because you can't really make you.

• 11:33Speaker 03

  Well, bisexuals write in and let us know.

• 11:35Speaker 02

  I don't have a preference, it just depends what mood I'm in. If you don't understand what it's like to be bisexual, I understand.

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  Have a bit of peanut butter.

• 11:42Speaker 02

  Have a bit of peanut butter.

• 11:43Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 11:44Speaker 02

  Anyway, so go on, yeah, what you been doing?

• 11:47Speaker 03

  Well, so obviously, love the tour, but it was a big thing in all of our lives and now it's gone. So there's a void in my life.

• 11:54Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 11:54Speaker 03

  And I need to find something to fill that void, a new hobby. And Mike is always saying to me, I need to find a hobby that isn't related to work.

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  Porn.

• 12:04Speaker 03

  Not really a hobby, that's more a.

• 12:05Speaker 02

  Kills a couple of hours.

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  Hours? It's probably half the time.

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  Not heard of gooning.

• 12:11Speaker 03

  What? That used to be on the TV, what?

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  Isn't that what they all do now, Gen Z? I've made that up.

• 12:17Speaker 03

  Gooning, what's gooning?

• 12:18Speaker 02

  Anywhere they just like watch porn for hours. I've made that up.

• 12:23Speaker 02

  Ben.

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  Hello, Ben.

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  Hi, guys.

• 12:26Speaker 02

  Hi, with his mouth full.

• 12:27Speaker 03

  Got a bit of peanut butter in there.

• 12:29Speaker 04

  Yeah.

• 12:30Speaker 02

  I'm sure I've seen that on TikTok.

• 12:31Speaker 04

  There's a lot. It says, "The act of a very addicted or chronic masturbator."

• 12:36Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 12:37Speaker 03

  Isn't there a football team that are called the Goonies or something?

• 12:41Speaker 02

  That's Arsenal.

• 12:43Speaker 03

  How is it Arsenal? Are they all into masturbation?

• 12:46Speaker 02

  Alright, we're not claiming that. Anyway, go on. So, Mikey wants you to get a new hobby.

• 12:50Speaker 03

  Need a new hobby that isn't related to work, that isn't, I can just use to switch off. And then I, so I was watching TikTok the other day and it came to me, because I've been served a lot of these videos for some reason.

• 13:02Speaker 03

  I'm thinking of taking up parkour.

• 13:06Speaker 02

  That, weren't they like 2010?

• 13:07Speaker 03

  Whatever. It can be 2026.

• 13:10Speaker 02

  Is that where you jump off buildings?

• 13:11Speaker 03

  Well, sometimes it's called free running, although they are technically different, because I've done a bit of research. But it's more or less the same thing. Parkour is more used to get from A to B. Free running is just, "I'm just gonna have a run." And not necessarily with a route in mind. So, similar. But I think I could do parkour.

• 13:28Speaker 02

  And why do you think this?

• 13:29Speaker 03

  I could do a little vault, a little jump, a tunnel jump. I've researched it, just to do something, because I'm very active. And as people commented on the tour, I've got lovely legs.

• 13:37Speaker 02

  And it's just to fill in all the dancing from the tour?

• 13:40Speaker 03

  All the dancing is active, so it's going to, so it's a miracle I'm going to the gym once a week. But I need to do maybe one other bit of exercise a week to do twice a week.

• 13:48Speaker 02

  I want to take you for paddle, you and Mikey.

• 13:50Speaker 03

  Yeah, okay, fine. Well, do that. Paddle, parkour, all the Ps. Think of another one in a minute. And we could, I could do parkour. So I'm going, I genuinely, I don't know how I start with parkour, because it's quite extreme. But I'm seriously going to investigate doing parkour.

• 14:05Speaker 02

  Right. We could do that. Write this one down, Jack. We'll, we'll have a sex game of paddle. I think me and you playing paddle.

• 14:11Speaker 03

  Sorry, we're on parkour.

• 14:12Speaker 02

  Yeah, but I think you've been to paddle. I'm, I'm back into it.

• 14:14Speaker 03

  I've done paddle with you before.

• 14:15Speaker 02

  After Nashville, I went to Spain.

• 14:17Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 14:18Speaker 02

  And played paddle every day. To be fair, my paddle partner that was put with bursting to laughter.

• 14:26Speaker 02

  Who, and I-

• 14:26Speaker 03

  Because of your ability or?

• 14:27Speaker 02

  Yeah, who, and I quote, "Works with a lot of dyslexic kids, but me playing parkour, paddle."

• 14:34Speaker 03

  Right.

• 14:35Speaker 02

  Like a, like a fly.

• 14:38Speaker 03

  Well then, maybe Mike and I'll be actually very good. Okay, well, we can, we can do paddle, but I'm gonna do parkour. So I will come back to you. I'll keep you updated as to my progress.

• 14:46Speaker 02

  Why don't you do reading?

• 14:47Speaker 03

  I do reading.

• 14:48Speaker 02

  As you and read.

• 14:50Speaker 03

  I read before I go to bed. That's my only reading time.

• 14:52Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 14:53Speaker 03

  I'm reading the new Hugo Vickers about the Queen. Very good. Yes.

• 14:57Speaker 02

  We'll put that up on recommendation.

• 14:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, it probably needs a plug.

• 15:00Speaker 02

  We'll put that up on yours and I'll put my books up that reading.

• 15:04Speaker 03

  Well, you put them on your story.

• 15:05Speaker 02

  Highly recommend flesh, Jean Devers.

• 15:08Speaker 03

  And that's a book.

• 15:08Speaker 02

  It's a book.

• 15:09Speaker 03

  You're not suddenly into some sort of weird

• 15:11Speaker 02

  Hannibal.

• 15:11Speaker 03

  Jeffrey Dahmer-esque tendencies.

• 15:13Speaker 02

  Had a brain with a nice Keanu.

• 15:16Speaker 03

  With a nice what?

• 15:17Speaker 02

  Keanu.

• 15:18Speaker 03

  Yes, Keanu, but the first time you said it, it was.

• 15:23Speaker 02

  What else been going on?

• 15:24Speaker 03

  Um, so I've also got, he hasn't started yet, but he came around for a recce. I've got a new gardener.

• 15:30Speaker 02

  Oh, forgot.

• 15:31Speaker 03

  When I say I've got a new gardener, I didn't have a gardener first time. I don't really have much of a garden, if I'm honest. It's all paved, but.

• 15:37Speaker 02

  Snippets, Steve?

• 15:38Speaker 03

  Well, I don't have a name for him. And I'm not gonna say his actual name, because it's never mattered before. But I wondered if the Jean Devers could name my new gardener.

• 15:48Speaker 02

  Great shout.

• 15:49Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 15:49Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 15:50Speaker 03

  What, so we'll just have a little roll call of the ones that I've had before. So originally, my cleaner in Manchester years ago was Syllit Bang Sue. She was the one that started it. Sadly, she was fired. Bang in the Sue is gone, was the joke. Then.

• 16:07Speaker 03

  She did, she ran off with the keys. Anyway.

• 16:10Speaker 02

  Didn't you change your lock?

• 16:11Speaker 03

  We had to change the locks and literally the day after we changed the lock, she got back in touch and went, oh, sorry.

• 16:15Speaker 02

  Dramatic. Do you know how many people have got my keys?

• 16:18Speaker 03

  Well, no, but tell us more.

• 16:20Speaker 02

  Go on. Right. So you had Syllit Bang Sue.

• 16:23Speaker 03

  Syllit Bang Sue. Then when we were decorated in Manchester, we had Well Hung John, the decorator.

• 16:28Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:28Speaker 03

  Did a nice job paper hanging. Uh, I've had Pump It Up Pete, Jacket Up Joel. And briefly in Manchester, because I lived in a tower, we had Peekaboo Pete, the absailing window cleaner with a dirty chamois.

• 16:41Speaker 03

  So what's my gardener called?

• 16:42Speaker 02

  Okay. Gardener Green Fingers Graham?

• 16:47Speaker 03

  Yeah, fine, but I think we can do better. They generally have to have some sort of slightly.

• 16:51Speaker 02

  Strimmer Steve?

• 16:53Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 16:53Speaker 02

  Steve the, Steve the strimmer.

• 16:56Speaker 03

  Deadhead Dave, I don't know.

• 16:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 16:58Speaker 03

  Perennial, perennial Pete, no.

• 17:00Speaker 02

  Lawnmower, lawnmower Liam.

• 17:02Speaker 03

  I don't have a lawnmower, don't have a law.

• 17:04Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 17:04Speaker 03

  Um, but anyway.

• 17:05Speaker 02

  Panzy Pete, Pete the Panzy.

• 17:08Speaker 03

  I mean, I think it's a bit obvious really.

• 17:11Speaker 02

  Jacket up Joel.

• 17:13Speaker 03

  Yes, because you're in the gym, you jacket up, don't you? You jack up your muscles.

• 17:16Speaker 02

  What do you do in the garden? Pottery Pete?

• 17:19Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 17:20Speaker 02

  We'll leave it to June.

• 17:21Speaker 03

  We'll leave it to that. Uh, anyway, so, uh, let us know, June Devers, if you can think of a name for my new gardener. Who is coming to, to be fair, he's mainly coming to do, so at the front of the property, we had these planters that were already there when we moved in. And there was not really much in it, so I planted some heather, thinking I'll just have a, a row of pink heather, because, you know, gay. And I thought that'd be a nice sort of thing. It's died. It's beyond, it's, yeah. I even did the right type of soil that you need for that, uh, plant. No, and, and the gardener has said it is completely dead. So we're going to go to lavender.

• 17:56Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 17:56Speaker 03

  Which is somehow less gay.

• 17:58Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 17:58Speaker 03

  Um, apparently. So he's going to do that.

• 18:01Speaker 02

  Maybe instead of doing parkour, you just take up gardening. Imagine you being gardening with your little big hat on.

• 18:06Speaker 03

  I don't live in Versailles.

• 18:07Speaker 02

  And you're guarding trues, what are they?

• 18:09Speaker 03

  Gardening trousers.

• 18:10Speaker 02

  Trues.

• 18:10Speaker 03

  Trues are Scottish.

• 18:11Speaker 02

  No, it's off that Victoria Wood song. Garden, you know, little. And then I can buy you decent gifts because it's great to buy for gardeners, you know, when you like going.

• 18:20Speaker 03

  Always bought me decent gifts.

• 18:22Speaker 02

  But you know, like when you're going John Lewis at Christmas, those little gardening sets. I can never get my parents because. Well, set him from garden and stuff. It's not that.

• 18:30Speaker 03

  It's like Onslow and Daisy's house, isn't it?

• 18:32Speaker 02

  They're not that bad. They're not that bad. So, yeah, I mean, I can imagine you being green fingered.

• 18:36Speaker 03

  No, I do, I do.

• 18:39Speaker 03

  I do like doing the garden. I just need someone to come and do this because I attempted it and it failed.

• 18:45Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 18:45Speaker 03

  And then after I can, as I said to the garden, and then I can keep on top of it.

• 18:48Speaker 02

  Keep on top of it. Fair enough.

• 18:49Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 18:49Speaker 02

  Yeah. What else been going on?

• 18:52Speaker 03

  Uh, well, my parents are off to Miami.

• 18:54Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 18:55Speaker 03

  Which is lovely. And I had to sort out, they came around yesterday en route to the airport. Um, when, on their last trip to Argentina. My mother seems to have signed up to Uber One in Argentinian pesos, or whatever it is.

• 19:06Speaker 02

  Oh my gosh, them two in technology.

• 19:08Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 19:08Speaker 02

  Weren't you Italian Russian for about two years?

• 19:11Speaker 03

  The DVD player wasn't Russian. Yes, for some reason, they had put it into Russian. And they, for the last couple of months, been paying for Uber One only in Argentina because those benefits don't apply in any other country other than Argentina.

• 19:22Speaker 02

  That's a con.

• 19:22Speaker 03

  Couple of months. I mean, it's not a huge amount of money.

• 19:24Speaker 02

  Oh, fucking hell, Sarah. You're costing me 20 pesos a month? Silly cow. Bloody hell. William, how did, oh, shut up, Brian, darling. It's only pesos. It's fine. Peso one, peso. One peso, two pesos, three pesos, four, five pesos, six pesos, seven pesos more. So they were fuming about that.

• 19:47Speaker 03

  They weren't fuming. No, they were very relaxed. They found it quite funny. But I've, I've now cancelled that.

• 19:52Speaker 02

  How the rich live. Oh, you're just wasting money, darling. What are we like? Hundreds of pounds down the drain.

• 19:59Speaker 03

  It was two pounds a month.

• 20:01Speaker 02

  Oh, was it?

• 20:02Speaker 03

  Yes. Yeah. For three months. So, yeah.

• 20:04Speaker 02

  Oh, all right. Okay. It's a pint, isn't it?

• 20:06Speaker 03

  Exactly. Which they don't drink.

• 20:08Speaker 02

  Does he have drink pints?

• 20:09Speaker 03

  No, not really.

• 20:10Speaker 02

  Does he drink beer?

• 20:11Speaker 03

  No. Uh, yeah, maybe on a hot summer's day, but generally it's wine, white wine.

• 20:15Speaker 02

  Oof, I know.

• 20:16Speaker 03

  Hmm. What do you mean, oof? You know?

• 20:18Speaker 02

  Well, to be fair, in his defence, we were late when we arrived last year.

• 20:24Speaker 03

  Yes, we were.

• 20:25Speaker 02

  And he'd been on the wine.

• 20:27Speaker 03

  Oh, yeah, because we turned up at eight o'clock.

• 20:28Speaker 02

  Yeah, we're meant to be there for six, aren't we? But there's traffic.

• 20:31Speaker 03

  There was a lot of traffic.

• 20:32Speaker 02

  We've got caught in traffic.

• 20:33Speaker 03

  We should do that again. That was nice.

• 20:34Speaker 02

  We should, we should.

• 20:35Speaker 03

  Yeah, that was lovely. The other little tiny detail I want to share about my gardener. Has anyone ever seen Desperate Housewives? There is one with Gabby and the hot gardener. I didn't know what my gardener looked like before he turned up. It was a recommendation. I think I might be Gabby Salise.

• 20:49Speaker 02

  Really?

• 20:50Speaker 03

  He's quite attractive.

• 20:51Speaker 02

  Is he? Did he do it topless?

• 20:53Speaker 03

  Not yet. Wait for the weather to get hotter.

• 20:56Speaker 04

  I feel like that's important context for the name.

• 20:58Speaker 03

  It is important context for the name.

• 20:59Speaker 02

  Right, it is important context.

• 21:01Speaker 03

  He's very sweet. He knows what he's doing. He moved my time. He did. I showed him around the back and I said, we've got some tubs here. So this isn't, you could just maybe come and if you've still got an hour left or whatever on, whatever I booked him for, come and do something here. Um, and he was like, oh, that time shouldn't be there. So I got that for free.

• 21:22Speaker 02

  Oh, thyme, the plant.

• 21:24Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 21:24Speaker 02

  Oh, I thought you meant herb. Thyme has, and you moved your slot.

• 21:27Speaker 03

  Oh, no. No, it's not that good.

• 21:29Speaker 02

  Where are we going with it?

• 21:30Speaker 03

  I think my slot's still in the same place.

• 21:31Speaker 02

  Why do you plant herbs?

• 21:34Speaker 03

  To eat them.

• 21:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, but you can buy them.

• 21:37Speaker 03

  Yes, but it's more economical if you plant them.

• 21:39Speaker 02

  Little jars.

• 21:41Speaker 03

  I know you do.

• 21:42Speaker 02

  I love parsley. I have it on everything and oregano.

• 21:45Speaker 03

  Parsley is the most boring herb.

• 21:47Speaker 02

  No, there's, there's a thing online. There's a thing online that sums you up if you're.

• 21:52Speaker 03

  You are parsley.

• 21:52Speaker 02

  If you, I'm not.

• 21:53Speaker 03

  Hang on, if you're parsley, I don't know what Ben is.

• 21:55Speaker 02

  I'm oregano. I love oregano. Or pepper.

• 21:59Speaker 03

  Pepper?

• 22:00Speaker 02

  Yeah, I have pepper on everything.

• 22:02Speaker 03

  What? Hang on, but I wouldn't say pepper is a herb.

• 22:04Speaker 04

  Pepper's not the same.

• 22:05Speaker 03

  Pepper's a spice.

• 22:06Speaker 04

  What is a, pepper's a seasoning, I'd say.

• 22:09Speaker 03

  Do you know what my favourite herb is? Tarragon.

• 22:12Speaker 02

  Oh, okay.

• 22:13Speaker 03

  I love a bit of tarragon. So does jump cut jack.

• 22:15Speaker 02

  Do you know what I'm really into at the moment? So I've got back from Spain and I'm doing like loads of little Mediterranean breakfasts.

• 22:21Speaker 03

  You've been back two days.

• 22:22Speaker 02

  Right. And I went, I am my mother's son, all right. And I know what you're gonna do after this. I went into a little Spanish crockery shop.

• 22:31Speaker 03

  No, no, we're all thinking it, but.

• 22:33Speaker 02

  Right, and I bought loads of like, you know, all the colourful plates that they have, like the Beze plates, bought loads of them.

• 22:40Speaker 03

  Lovely in London.

• 22:41Speaker 02

  Hmm, and bought one, bought one back with me, only thinking two have survived, they all smashed, which is annoying.

• 22:47Speaker 03

  Did you not wrap them in clothes?

• 22:48Speaker 02

  Yes, no, I wrapped them in newspaper, anyway, and they've got in it, right, because they've got in it, this is why I remember it. They've got a plate, a bowl, the Spanish, I won't hear, I won't hear a bad word said about him, Rodrigo.

• 23:02Speaker 03

  He's from Peru.

• 23:03Speaker 02

  I know, it's a joke that he hates, they've got little graters in the bowls, so you can like grate the tomatoes and it.

• 23:09Speaker 03

  In the bowl?

• 23:10Speaker 02

  Yeah, it's like a grater, it's like a rough.

• 23:12Speaker 03

  Is this, sorry, is this a bowl that you eat from or is it a serving bowl?

• 23:14Speaker 02

  And you can do garlic in it, or you get a tomato and like grate in, you know that tomato juice they put on toast, put that on.

• 23:21Speaker 04

  Pan con tomate, I believe it's called.

• 23:23Speaker 02

  With a bit of salt and pepper and olive oil, loads of pepper on a bit of toast, with eggs, rava la bizarr.

• 23:30Speaker 03

  Sorry? Okay, lovely.

• 23:33Speaker 02

  Great.

• 23:33Speaker 04

  I think if, if we're talking about who is which herb.

• 23:37Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 23:37Speaker 04

  Um, William, a good one for William would be coriander.

• 23:40Speaker 03

  I hate coriander.

• 23:41Speaker 04

  Because some people hate it, some people love it.

• 23:44Speaker 02

  Okay, yeah, what would I be?

• 23:46Speaker 04

  Um, I think you'd be like curly leaved parsley.

• 23:49Speaker 02

  Why?

• 23:50Speaker 03

  The mullet.

• 23:50Speaker 04

  Just not really understood. And it's got a curly hair.

• 23:55Speaker 02

  What, what would you?

• 23:56Speaker 04

  What is curly leaf? Well, I was, I was compared to bay leaf previously, wasn't I, because.

• 24:01Speaker 03

  Everyone forgets about you.

• 24:02Speaker 04

  What, what is it? It's like, no one really knows what it does, but it's always there.

• 24:08Speaker 04

  That was a tea and diva.

• 24:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, is salt a herb?

• 24:12Speaker 03

  No, salts are mineral.

• 24:15Speaker 02

  They're all there though, aren't they, covered?

• 24:17Speaker 03

  Well, they might be in your, do you not have a salt pig?

• 24:21Speaker 03

  Do you not have a salt pig?

• 24:23Speaker 02

  What the hell is a salt pig? Is that like one of those little?

• 24:26Speaker 03

  No.

• 24:26Speaker 02

  Puppies that men have, and all they dress their boyfriend up as a puppy, isn't it like that?

• 24:31Speaker 03

  No, a salt pig is, it's ceramic and it's like, it's got quite a big opening and a spoon and you just have, it's like, it's on the side in the kitchen. It's for cooking, so you can sort of season things.

• 24:41Speaker 02

  Oh yeah, I've got a little, like a ramakin with salt in.

• 24:45Speaker 03

  Right, well, can, it's called a salt pig. I'll send you a picture of my salt pig, we'll put it on the carousel.

• 24:51Speaker 02

  I have salted, no, not salted salt, smoked salt.

• 24:54Speaker 03

  Oh, okay. And that goes with everything?

• 24:57Speaker 02

  Mm hmm. Yeah, put it on everything.

• 24:59Speaker 03

  Lovely.

• 24:59Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 25:00Speaker 04

  I thought you meant you'd smoked salt like a cigarette. I was like, what are you talking about?

• 25:04Speaker 02

  God, no.

• 25:05Speaker 03

  I don't think that would even work.

• 25:06Speaker 02

  Smackhead, what do you think I'm doing?

• 25:08Speaker 04

  That's what I thought you were saying. I was like, intervention time.

• 25:13Speaker 02

  Right, you just, yeah, sprinkle it on.

• 25:17Speaker 03

  Oh, don't, that shit, I don't know who he is.

• 25:20Speaker 04

  Williams, Jordan's doing Salt Bay.

• 25:22Speaker 03

  Who drops the salt down his arm, so then goes on your steak, I'd rather die.

• 25:26Speaker 02

  At the World Cup, he kind of got a bit of a backlash, didn't he?

• 25:30Speaker 03

  Did he? What did he do at the World Cup?

• 25:31Speaker 02

  He was there celebrating. He was on the pitch. Everyone like, what the f- Salt Bay doing it?

• 25:36Speaker 03

  Also, why is he called Salt Bay?

• 25:38Speaker 02

  To be fair, I think he was Argentinian. Didn't they win it? Yeah.

• 25:43Speaker 05

  He's Turkish.

• 25:44Speaker 03

  Rodrigo just said he's Turkish.

• 25:46Speaker 02

  Do I get anyone's nationality right?

• 25:48Speaker 03

  No.

• 25:48Speaker 02

  No, okay. He's Turk- he's Turkish. So why was he on?

• 25:55Speaker 03

  Maybe he's got Argentinian ancestry. Or he just opened a restaurant there, probably more likely.

• 26:00Speaker 02

  Anyway.

• 26:01Speaker 03

  Anyway, um, would you like to go on to my etymology?

• 26:04Speaker 02

  I would absolutely. What have you got for us this week? Bearing in mind, not this competition, but Jordan's Jolly Jokes of the Week are going down really well at the moment.

• 26:11Speaker 03

  Well, that one went down very well, yeah.

• 26:13Speaker 02

  Cracking one for you next week.

• 26:14Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 26:15Speaker 02

  That Ben doesn't think I can do.

• 26:16Speaker 03

  Well, then what's, okay.

• 26:19Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 26:20Speaker 03

  Uh, well, this week I'm going to talk to you, inspired by you. I'm talking to you all about Piccolili.

• 26:25Speaker 02

  Thank you.

• 26:26Speaker 03

  Piccadilly Circus recently. We're doing Piccolili, because you asked for this.

• 26:31Speaker 02

  I do. It's great. We called meats and a pork pie.

• 26:33Speaker 03

  Do you know where it came from?

• 26:35Speaker 02

  Manchester.

• 26:36Speaker 03

  Well, you'll know more after these messages.

• 26:38Speaker 02

  Is Piccolili a herb?

• 26:40Speaker 03

  No, it's a chutney.

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• 28:25Speaker 02

  All right, Jean Devers, thanks for sticking with us. It's now time for William's Etiquetimology of the Week.

• 28:30Speaker 03

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• 28:31Speaker 06

  It's William, William, the etiquette geek. His knowledge, knowledge, is quite unique. He'll give you manners, manners, subtle tweak. It's time for William's Etiquetimetiquetimology of the Week. Cha cha cha, cha cha cha, cha cha cha. Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.

• 28:49Speaker 03

  You learn the dance routine now, don't you?

• 28:50Speaker 02

  Yeah, that was the shimmy we learnt from the tour.

• 28:52Speaker 03

  Yes.

• 28:54Speaker 02

  I've been doing it in my spare time.

• 28:55Speaker 03

  Have you?

• 28:59Speaker 03

  Jordan was just doing some of his dance routine, or having a stroke, one of the two. Anyway, Pika Lily, how long do you think it's been around for?

• 29:09Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm gonna say, everything great in this country is from the Victorians.

• 29:13Speaker 03

  Okay, we'll unpick that another time. Uh, no, it's even longer than that.

• 29:17Speaker 02

  Romans.

• 29:18Speaker 03

  Not as long as that, no. Its origins can be traced.

• 29:22Speaker 02

  Bet. Stop eat. What's funny about that? Stop eating, Jordan.

• 29:26Speaker 04

  Jordan just thinks there's modern times, Victorian times, and then Roman.

• 29:31Speaker 02

  What happened in between was shite. Tell me.

• 29:34Speaker 03

  Elizabethan age.

• 29:35Speaker 02

  Nah, bollocks. What did they do? What did they do?

• 29:38Speaker 03

  Quite a lot.

• 29:40Speaker 02

  What?

• 29:40Speaker 03

  Trade routes.

• 29:42Speaker 02

  Ah, that was Romans. It's either the Romans or Victorians or the Labour Government in 97, I say. From the 90s onwards, that's when things started.

• 29:50Speaker 04

  What about the Vikings? You'd like a Viking?

• 29:52Speaker 02

  No, they just pilgrimaged and.

• 29:56Speaker 03

  Pilgrimage, pillaged.

• 29:58Speaker 02

  Right, why are you all being knobs today?

• 30:00Speaker 03

  Can we, if, um, Ofsted are in, you know, listening, or the Department for Education, and they'd like Jordan to rewrite the school syllabus, let us know.

• 30:06Speaker 02

  Anyway.

• 30:06Speaker 03

  I think it would be lovely.

• 30:07Speaker 02

  So who, so it wasn't the Romans, it wasn't the Victorians?

• 30:10Speaker 03

  No, it was the 17th century, one of those forgotten about centuries in Jordan's, uh, educational syllabus. Um, when someone called Lady Anne Blencoe, who was a great collector of recipes, wrote down a recipe to, and I'm quoting here, to pickle lilla, an Indian pickle, a recipe she had collected from Lord Kilmore. The Indian pickle is a clue to pickle lilla's origin, confirmed by a later cookery writer. Uh, that was Hannah Glass, and in her book of 1758, just before six o'clock, she writes, "To make paco lilia, or Indian pickle, the same as the mangoes come over in." This was a long time ago, they couldn't write. Pickle lily was basically, it was an attempt at making a British version of mango chutney.

• 30:52Speaker 03

  Because fresh mangoes did not survive the long sea journey from, uh, where they came from. So by the time they got to Britain, they were sort of rank. Uh, and so mango chutney was the only way to enjoy a mango, because it preserves the mango. And the journey from India made, uh, the mango chutney very expensive. So it was very similar to tea, because when tea first came over, it came from China via Portugal. And it was very expensive. Mango chutney expensive as well. So a British version of mango chutney was invented, hence pickle lily. And in early recipes, not only did we have the traditional cauliflower, which is in picka lily and cabbage, also apricots and plums were also featured there, but you don't really see those very often. And basically commercially made picka lily appeared in the 19th century and is still

• 31:37Speaker 03

  enjoyed by some, it's not for me really, today.

• 31:40Speaker 02

  You're a very fussy eater, how can I not like picka lily?

• 31:43Speaker 03

  I prefer mango chutney, actually.

• 31:44Speaker 02

  Does anyone want a pork pie with picka lily now? It's nice on a Scotch steak.

• 31:47Speaker 03

  You want to go to that pub around the corner, they serve it all the time, pork pie, they're famous for it, pork pies and picka lily.

• 31:52Speaker 02

  I like it on a sandwich, mate, on a butter, a bit of ham.

• 31:55Speaker 04

  Well, as you wanted a bit of.

• 31:58Speaker 02

  Yeah. No, that's Branston pickle with cheese.

• 32:01Speaker 03

  You can have picka lily with cheese as well.

• 32:03Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:04Speaker 03

  As you always wanted, you always want etiquette with Williams etiquette.

• 32:07Speaker 02

  Yes, I'd like you to sprinkle a bit of that in.

• 32:09Speaker 03

  Well, I'm now going to sprinkle, serve on the side, some picka lily etiquette.

• 32:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 32:14Speaker 03

  Traditionally, it's served with cooked meats, pork pies are included in that, and like all condiments, picka lily ought to be removed from the jar that it comes in and put into a little serving dish and then you use a spoon or a knife to take some of that picka lily, pop it on the side of your plate and then use your knife to then add on to your cured meat, your pork pie.

• 32:34Speaker 02

  So you can't go straight from spooning jar to pork pie?

• 32:37Speaker 03

  Absolutely not.

• 32:38Speaker 02

  Really?

• 32:39Speaker 03

  No, that's rank, you shouldn't do that with anything.

• 32:40Speaker 02

  Yeah, just get it in, I've been known to finger picka lily before now. Just pop it in, have a little.

• 32:47Speaker 03

  Well, remind us never to eat picka lily in your house.

• 32:50Speaker 02

  I do like it off the spoon, it's like a little, or get a little piece of ham, right?

• 32:55Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 32:56Speaker 02

  Do this, get a little piece of ham, put the picka lily and make a little parcel and pop it in your mouth. Delicious.

• 33:02Speaker 03

  It's very tart, picka lily, it's too tart for me.

• 33:06Speaker 04

  It's mustard, isn't it?

• 33:07Speaker 02

  Is it? No, it's tangy.

• 33:09Speaker 04

  I think it's mustardy.

• 33:10Speaker 02

  Well, it was a very good.

• 33:12Speaker 03

  Was that right?

• 33:13Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 33:14Speaker 03

  Good, now what was the thing that we mentioned earlier that I said we could do?

• 33:17Speaker 02

  Well, it's Jolly Joke of the Week next week.

• 33:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, Bugger Bogna.

• 33:21Speaker 02

  Bugger Bogna.

• 33:22Speaker 03

  Do you want me to do Bugger Bogna? Is that etiquette-y enough for you? It's not really etiquette-y, even I'm saying that.

• 33:27Speaker 02

  It's more history, but if you can twist it around to what etiquette is in Bogna or.

• 33:31Speaker 03

  It's very different in Bogna to, you know, the rest of the world.

• 33:34Speaker 02

  But they eat picka lily straight from spoon onto pork pie.

• 33:37Speaker 03

  I'd imagine they do, well, I'm looking to see if there is anything to say about Bugger Bogna.

• 33:40Speaker 04

  There's a real clue about Bogna, about its history, isn't there? Because it's called Bogna Regis. Regis, of course, means.

• 33:47Speaker 03

  Royal.

• 33:48Speaker 04

  Yes.

• 33:49Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 33:51Speaker 04

  There we go.

• 33:51Speaker 03

  Thank you.

• 33:56Speaker 02

  I love you to bits.

• 33:57Speaker 03

  You gonna have enough energy to do the marathon? Yeah, you sure?

• 34:00Speaker 02

  You could put a glass eye to sleep.

• 34:02Speaker 03

  No, don't be mean. How is marathon training going? Excuse me. Marvelous. Excellent. Well, good on you.

• 34:08Speaker 02

  I'm gonna come and cheer for you. I'm just thinking of a sign to say.

• 34:13Speaker 03

  I.

• 34:13Speaker 04

  Maybe Gian Divas could write this out for me as well.

• 34:15Speaker 02

  Yeah, I'm gonna do a big sign going, Ben, Ben, he's the man. If he can't do it, no one can.

• 34:19Speaker 03

  Oh, I'm gonna have all behind Ben.

• 34:22Speaker 04

  That's quite a lot of words to get on the sign.

• 34:24Speaker 02

  I can't eat. Do you know, I used to run 10K. I don't know your training for my, I can only do eight these days. I did 8K yesterday at the time of recording.

• 34:33Speaker 03

  I mean, that's still pretty good, darling.

• 34:34Speaker 02

  Stiff as a post this morning, honestly. Cramp as well.

• 34:39Speaker 04

  Is this during the run, sorry?

• 34:41Speaker 02

  Oh, I'm getting, I'm getting cramp really bad. We're going to the question.

• 34:44Speaker 03

  Not enough salt in your diet. It's too smoked.

• 34:47Speaker 02

  Cramp claw foot. You know where you wake up and your foot goes like that and it's like the claw? And that's agony. But on holiday, I got it in me. What's this one called?

• 34:57Speaker 03

  Ass?

• 34:58Speaker 02

  No.

• 35:00Speaker 02

  Right, shall we go on to the problems and dilemmas?

• 35:03Speaker 03

  This is very hot in this studio and I'm regretting cashmere.

• 35:08Speaker 02

  Remember, if you need our help with something, then do get in touch. You can send your tales of trepidation to [email protected]. You can DM us, we're at Sex with My Boss on the socials, or you can write to William, who in the fullness of time promises a handwritten reply in one of our luxury greeting cards of executive seal envelopes. You got one of my luxury greeting cards, didn't you? Yeah, yeah. And you, Stuart. Yeah, I sent them out a lot.

• 35:30Speaker 03

  I know, I got mine as well.

• 35:32Speaker 02

  Yeah, sent you.

• 35:32Speaker 03

  Oh, and also, can we talk, sorry? I got a little card from you. This is how great minds think alike, and ours. Uh, I got a card from you. What did you get from me?

• 35:41Speaker 02

  Oh, thank you. Yeah, he, he left a little bottle of cha-, he got the hotel to put a bottle of champagne in to the, the hotel room when I arrived, which was very lovely. Which was very lovely. Thank you.

• 35:53Speaker 03

  That's a pleasure.

• 35:54Speaker 02

  Thank you. Uh, the address for that is on the website, sexwithmyboss.com. Right, go for it.

• 35:58Speaker 03

  This first one is from Julie. Hello, my favourite boys and Ben. Cutting. I started a new job in January 2025 and instantly saw a member of staff on the who's who board that I thought was hot. Fast forward to now, this guy and I are friends on Instagram, although we rarely see each other at work. I recently got married and posted a lot of content for my hen do last year, to which this colleague would reply with fire emojis. I obviously never made it clear that I thought he was nice to look at, and I also made it very clear that I was getting married. Now that I am very much a married woman, that guy still continues to reply to my Instagram stories. I have to admit, if I've had a couple of G and Ds, I will engage in small talk in response to his messages. However, it's reaching the point where I feel uncomfortable with these

• 36:42Speaker 03

  interactions. My dilemma is, what do I do? Do I block him? Do I say something? What is the etiquette in this situation? Love you both and carry on being great. Julie.

• 36:52Speaker 02

  Thanks, Julie.

• 36:53Speaker 03

  Thanks, Julie. Medjulie.

• 36:54Speaker 02

  Well, we all know what the fire emoji means, don't we?

• 36:56Speaker 03

  What does the fire emoji mean? Help, I'm on fire.

• 36:59Speaker 02

  No.

• 37:00Speaker 03

  Quick, someone call the fire brigade.

• 37:02Speaker 02

  Hot, innit? Fit.

• 37:04Speaker 03

  Oh.

• 37:04Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 37:05Speaker 03

  Oh my god, I've been sending the fire emoji.

• 37:08Speaker 02

  Have you been DMing people the fire emoji?

• 37:10Speaker 03

  We had, we had.

• 37:10Speaker 04

  When you've been on fire.

• 37:11Speaker 03

  The gas hob went up the other day. I thought no one came.

• 37:14Speaker 02

  No, to be fair, you always send me fire emojis. You do.

• 37:19Speaker 03

  He's looking up at him.

• 37:20Speaker 02

  Which is not, you do it to friends and stuff. I always do it to Izzy. Is that cool? Is that all right? I always reply to Izzy's posts.

• 37:27Speaker 03

  If I haven't liked one of Izzy's posts, I get a little message going, can you like my post, please?

• 37:32Speaker 02

  So, what do you do here? I think you just carry on ignoring him and maybe mute him so you don't see him.

• 37:39Speaker 03

  Oh, that's a good idea. That's my favourite thing to do now on Instagram is mute people's stories.

• 37:43Speaker 02

  Just mute. Have you muted me?

• 37:46Speaker 03

  I thought you've left Instagram?

• 37:49Speaker 03

  No, I haven't muted you.

• 37:50Speaker 02

  Mute, mute him so you don't see him and then just get there.

• 37:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you can mute messages or restrict. That's another good one.

• 37:57Speaker 02

  What's restrict mean?

• 37:58Speaker 03

  They can still comment on everything. They can still send you messages. You just don't see it and they don't know that they haven't seen it, but it's not blocking.

• 38:05Speaker 02

  You block certain words as well, don't you?

• 38:07Speaker 03

  I previously have, yes. I've been told that was lowering my engagement, so that's not happened.

• 38:12Speaker 02

  Rubbing one out under the table.

• 38:13Speaker 03

  I found it very tedious, yes.

• 38:15Speaker 02

  Rubbing one out under the table.

• 38:16Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 38:17Speaker 02

  Well, look, let them put that and you get, you know.

• 38:19Speaker 03

  Yeah, it doesn't bother me anymore.

• 38:20Speaker 02

  You get more, what's the word?

• 38:22Speaker 03

  Engagement.

• 38:23Speaker 02

  Engagement.

• 38:23Speaker 03

  Yeah. Um, but yeah, I think, I think what Jordan says is good. I think you need to remember who you're married to. And I assume you still would like to be married to them and just don't engage with it. And if you can't control yourself, set it on your hands.

• 38:35Speaker 02

  Yeah, I think you should do that.

• 38:37Speaker 03

  This is from Dijon.

• 38:38Speaker 02

  Mustard, where are you with that?

• 38:40Speaker 03

  No, not Dijon, Dijon.

• 38:42Speaker 02

  Oh, but do you like mustard?

• 38:44Speaker 03

  In moderation.

• 38:45Speaker 02

  Oh.

• 38:45Speaker 03

  Not a lot.

• 38:46Speaker 02

  English, French or Dijon?

• 38:48Speaker 03

  Dijon actually would be my mustard of choice.

• 38:50Speaker 02

  English, I like American mustard as well.

• 38:52Speaker 03

  Of course you do now, mm.

• 38:55Speaker 03

  Don't, you've written your own joke. That genuinely wasn't a joke.

• 38:58Speaker 02

  That was in your camp, Dulcet Towns, it was. Of course you do now.

• 39:04Speaker 03

  Hello, William, Jordan, Benny boy and the crew. Didn't he do the Super Bowl? No?

• 39:10Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 39:11Speaker 07

  Bad bunny.

• 39:11Speaker 03

  Oh, I have been cutting my brother's hair for a few years now and I've noticed he's losing rather significant amounts of hair on the back of his head. Gosh, this is a very pointed couple of dilemmas that we're getting. I don't know whether or not I should say something. I'm coming at this from the perspective that I too have been losing my own hair. After many efforts to slow it down, I generally want someone in my life to honestly tell me when it is time to shave it all off or book a trip to Turkey. How as men should you have honest conversations about balding and hair loss without taking offence or feeling self-conscious? Oh my God.

• 39:46Speaker 03

  He's put something in Serbian. I don't know if I can.

• 39:48Speaker 02

  Save nadji bodli.

• 39:50Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 39:50Speaker 02

  I'm so sorry if that's a, I don't mean to, let me.

• 39:53Speaker 03

  Yeah, can we, um, actually work out?

• 39:55Speaker 02

  Rodrigo, would you be like?

• 39:57Speaker 03

  He's from Peru.

• 39:57Speaker 02

  Yeah, I know, but he's, he's, oh, it's, it's pronounced like S. Sev, runs with me. Sev.

• 40:06Speaker 02

  Bulgy.

• 40:08Speaker 07

  Sev naibolje.

• 40:10Speaker 03

  Sev naibolje.

• 40:12Speaker 02

  Sev naibolje. I gotta be honest, one of my.

• 40:15Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 40:15Speaker 02

  Brothers was at the barber's recently and, um, the barber did say.

• 40:22Speaker 02

  Not much we can do here now, pal.

• 40:24Speaker 03

  Oh, really?

• 40:25Speaker 02

  Hmm, something along them lines. So you've got to be honest. Yeah, I do think you've got to be honest. It's your brother, you can say.

• 40:32Speaker 03

  Yeah, I think if you've got that relationship, and also you're in the same boat, Dejan, as well. So it's not like, you know, you've, you know, you've got a full head of hair by your own admission. So if you want to talk about it, do. But hair can be a very personal thing. And just like any part of anyone's body, you do have to tread carefully. So we should applaud Dejan's

• 40:52Speaker 03

  consideration and empathy here. Yes. I'm sure at some point we'll talk about our respective hairs.

• 40:57Speaker 02

  If you couldn't just say, look, I don't know if you noticed, but it's getting a bit thinner here at the back.

• 41:01Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 41:02Speaker 02

  I reckon. Don't worry, mine is.

• 41:03Speaker 03

  And there are, there are things you can do before going down the turkey slash hair transplant route. So you can do other stuff as well, as a short.

• 41:11Speaker 02

  Get one else, get one else, stick on ones that people are wearing.

• 41:14Speaker 03

  A toupee?

• 41:15Speaker 02

  The thing is, I'd.

• 41:17Speaker 03

  You're not Terry Wogan.

• 41:18Speaker 02

  But a lot of people have them. The glue would do me any, even with hats, I can't have them on all day.

• 41:23Speaker 03

  Yeah, it gets very hot.

• 41:25Speaker 02

  Things on my head. So, yeah.

• 41:31Speaker 03

  Excuse me, you had a go at me about bursting into hysterics.

• 41:37Speaker 02

  It's a bloody one, I'll stick on syrups.

• 41:44Speaker 03

  Share the joke.

• 41:46Speaker 02

  I'll have to get the clip up on the thingy.

• 41:48Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 41:51Speaker 03

  Well, I'm glad it's safe, aren't I?

• 42:00Speaker 03

  It blows off.

• 42:01Speaker 02

  No, it's a really hot day, he's in a bar. He just pulls it up and taps it.

• 42:13Speaker 02

  He's so funny. He pulls it off. So funny. He pulls it off and dabs it and then just puts it back.

• 42:20Speaker 03

  Right, well, share it with us.

• 42:21Speaker 02

  And there's another guy who has a condom in there, the packet.

• 42:24Speaker 03

  What?

• 42:25Speaker 02

  And goes, have you got any jollies on? He goes, yeah, here pal.

• 42:31Speaker 03

  Lovely. This is from anonymous. Hello, William Jordan and E.P. Ben. I come to you in a time of great personal crisis. And by crisis, I mean a moderately inconvenient but socially terrifying situation.

• 42:41Speaker 02

  Shoot.

• 42:42Speaker 03

  A girl I went to university with, lovely, no issues, all good vibes, has invited me to her wedding. Very kind, very wholesome. However, plot twist, I have not been granted a plus one. Now, before we go any further, I want to make it clear. I'm not out here demanding a plus one like some sort of entitled wedding goblin. I fully respect the politics, the budgets, the seating charts and the do we really need to feed this person conversations? That's not my issue. My issue is this, I will know absolutely no one there. This means I'm also potentially facing the solo arrival, already sweating. The awkward pre-ceremony mingling, however hovering near plants. And worst of all, the seating plan reveal. Because here's my question, is it acceptable to ask her who I'll be sitting with? On one hand, it feels like a reasonable query.

• 43:25Speaker 03

  On the other hand, I don't want to come across like I'm requesting a full character reference list for my assigned table, as if I'm vetting housemates. Ideally, I'd just like to know if I'd be seated with fun, chatty legends, other solo survivors or her entire extended family who will immediately ask why I'm single. Really? So please help. I trust you to guide me through this emotional labyrinth. Yours sincerely, a potentially socially stranded wedding guest.

• 43:48Speaker 02

  Just go as someone else who gets a bit socially anxious. Believe it or not, I do. Um, mine's getting worse now. Hmm. Because it only, and it's with me being deaf in the ear.

• 43:59Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 43:59Speaker 02

  So I always, I hate like, you know, the round tables.

• 44:02Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 44:03Speaker 02

  I can never hear the person on my deaf ear. So I always have to kind of say, I'm sorry, I'm deaf in that ear. And then they still speak to me and every time I go in, they're in my ear and I must have gone in for a kiss. I'm getting in my head a bit about that. It does every time.

• 44:15Speaker 03

  I'm not laughing at that.

• 44:15Speaker 02

  So I always like, so, um, I always feel a bit rude. But, um, just go, I know this is. And a million people will say this, it's so, it'll be so much worse in your head. Just go have a few drinks, drink your way through it, you'll be fine. And there's always one legend.

• 44:31Speaker 03

  Drink, drink's not the answer to everything, but I.

• 44:33Speaker 02

  Just get pissed and there'll be one.

• 44:35Speaker 03

  They may be teetotal.

• 44:35Speaker 02

  There's always one wedding, one legend at a wedding and you'll find them and you'll be, you'll be friends.

• 44:42Speaker 03

  I, I would also say, there is Jordan's advice. If you're anxious about it already, I know you're close to them, decline the invitation.

• 44:53Speaker 03

  Don't go. If you're gonna be anxious, you don't have to go. In fact, if anything, and I'm, I'm.

• 44:57Speaker 02

  If you're not that close and you're answering them for years.

• 44:59Speaker 03

  Yeah, and you don't know anyone else, you don't have to, you can say, look, I'm so sorry, I'll make it. I'll take you out for dinner afterwards or before, we'll have a nice time or afterwards.

• 45:07Speaker 02

  Sounds like they've already accepted though.

• 45:09Speaker 03

  But you, well, then tough.

• 45:11Speaker 02

  If they've accepted, go and just write some little prompts on your hand.

• 45:15Speaker 03

  Well, no, that looks weird. I would, but you are, you are right. You can't ask who you're sitting with because also remember, even if you know people at the wedding, remember you can't, and actually wedding guest etiquette, you can't as a guest say to the couple getting married, who, who's on my table? Who am I sitting with? Cause what, if everybody's asking that, they're not your personal concierge, they've got enough to worry about. Because also then people go, oh, rather not sit next to them. You've just got to accept it. Hopefully couples getting married know the politics of friendship groups, family, and come up with a seating plan that accommodates everybody's sort of, oh, they don't like each other. They do like each other, they'll get on with them, et cetera.

• 45:53Speaker 02

  I always stand next to the board, the seating plan.

• 45:56Speaker 03

  Hmm.

• 45:57Speaker 02

  Um, just have a drink, pretend I'm not listening, cause people's reactions, it's either.

• 46:02Speaker 03

  Oh, for fuck's sake.

• 46:03Speaker 02

  Or, yes, get in and like they'll high five the mate. It's so, I, I, I'm not one of these for like splitting people up. When you get put next to your mates at a wedding, you're like, what do you want to score with?

• 46:14Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 46:15Speaker 02

  It's the best.

• 46:16Speaker 03

  I would say actually at our wedding, at Mikey and my wedding, I would say most tables we all looked at and went, Mikey and I would like to sit on all of those tables.

• 46:24Speaker 02

  Hmm. Ben sorted it, uh, which by the way, me and your wife are now even. Cause I was, I was late.

• 46:32Speaker 03

  No, no, no. Okay. In cats, okay. So.

• 46:33Speaker 02

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 46:34Speaker 03

  Just give a recap for everybody. When Ben and Cat got married last year, Jordan arrived.

• 46:39Speaker 02

  I was next to you.

• 46:40Speaker 03

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were all together, but.

• 46:42Speaker 02

  Yeah.

• 46:42Speaker 03

  Before we even got to sit down for the wedding breakfast.

• 46:44Speaker 02

  Friends that you met in Argentina. That was good as well. Met all them.

• 46:49Speaker 03

  Cat's seconds away from walking down the aisle. Here comes the bride or whatever it was that almost nearly for a traditional cat. Nearly just struck up on the the big organ in the church and then you whizzed down and Ben nearly ended up marrying you. So obviously Cat being very relaxed and chilled was okay with it.

• 47:07Speaker 02

  She was chilled and I was I I apologized profusely.

• 47:11Speaker 03

  Cat might have turned up five minutes late to the.

• 47:13Speaker 02

  Fifteen. She was fifteen minutes late for the Manchester show.

• 47:16Speaker 03

  Yeah, but also in the words of Cat.

• 47:18Speaker 02

  She missed the opening number. This is Sexton. He is coming. I am she.

• 47:22Speaker 03

  Right, she'd already sat through it in London.

• 47:23Speaker 02

  These turn us on twice a week. This is Sexton, which I'd rehearsed a lot for.

• 47:29Speaker 02

  And she didn't have the decency to turn up for it.

• 47:31Speaker 03

  But also, as as Cat says.

• 47:32Speaker 02

  That was my wedding that night.

• 47:34Speaker 03

  No, I'm sorry. I know the tour was important, but the Manchester show, indeed any of the shows, not the same as someone's wedding.

• 47:41Speaker 02

  We're even now.

• 47:42Speaker 03

  Sure. Well, why don't we do Jordan North's poll?

• 47:46Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:46Speaker 03

  Are you even? Does the Manchester Arena show equate to your wedding? Or not? She's listening in.

• 47:52Speaker 02

  Hi, Joe. We'll put that up as a poll.

• 47:55Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 47:55Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:56Speaker 03

  That that would be my suggestion.

• 47:57Speaker 02

  I think me and Cat.

• 47:57Speaker 03

  I suspect you won't win.

• 47:59Speaker 02

  Okay.

• 47:59Speaker 04

  I do think that coming up with ideas of things to talk about going into that situation is a good thing.

• 48:04Speaker 02

  How did the bride agree?

• 48:05Speaker 04

  A note on your phone to think through something that you.

• 48:07Speaker 03

  Yeah, think about who you might. How do you know the bride and all the couple getting married?

• 48:10Speaker 02

  Did you watch the Tyson fight at the weekend?

• 48:13Speaker 03

  Yeah.

• 48:13Speaker 02

  Netflix.

• 48:14Speaker 03

  If you were a herb, what herb would you be?

• 48:16Speaker 02

  I mean, don't just.

• 48:18Speaker 04

  That's a great one. That would be good.

• 48:21Speaker 02

  As someone who can be quite social, don't just go, I, I, Jordan, nice meeting you. If you were a herb, what herb would you be? Don't just go in with that.

• 48:29Speaker 03

  Smoked or unsmoked salt? What do you like?

• 48:32Speaker 02

  Another one's like, what have you gone for for dinner?

• 48:35Speaker 03

  Well, if you're out, if you're. They are boring and also no one can ever remember.

• 48:39Speaker 02

  This is why I just get hammered. And by the first dance, I've got a tie around me, acting like a knob. It's hard being socially awkward.

• 48:47Speaker 03

  From an etiquette point of view, I would also say the other thing to do, go and look who you're sitting next to. Whether you know all the guests there or you know nobody. If you're next to Bill and Ben, for example, do not talk to Bill and Ben during the wedding reception. Because then you will have run out of all conversation by the time you're then seated next to them. Go and talk to other people who you're not seated next to.

• 49:06Speaker 02

  Blablablablablabla. Go on, Ben, you're pissed.

• 49:09Speaker 03

  And then, set you up beautifully with your favourite joke.

• 49:13Speaker 02

  It's my favourite joke.

• 49:14Speaker 03

  It is your favourite joke. We've heard it many times.

• 49:16Speaker 02

  It's your favourite joke.

• 49:17Speaker 03

  Our final dilemma is from anonymous, Dear William and Jordan, I have a unique dilemma for you. I'm a gay man in my late 30s and I've recently become friendly with another man online in his mid 20s from Dubai.

• 49:26Speaker 02

  Oh, if he's asking for money, don't.

• 49:28Speaker 03

  And no, this is not some sort of Egyptian prince love scam.

• 49:32Speaker 03

  I have recently. I've recently found out my new friend is a virgin and never plans to act upon his sexuality because of his restrictive religious beliefs. He's coming to visit in a few months and he asked for us to meet up in person. He's offered an invitation to crash in his hotel room, which I'm hesitant about doing. He has expressed that he finds me very attractive and I feel the same for him. I absolutely would never put any pressure on him to have sex, but I feel that if I stayed with him, one thing might lead to another and I wouldn't want to be responsible for him falling out with his god. My dilemma is, should I risk hooking up with a virgin, having a great time, but potentially causing some internal turmoil for us both? Or should I steer clear, get my own hotel room and just have a wank? Anonymous.

• 50:15Speaker 02

  Now.

• 50:16Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:17Speaker 02

  As far as I know, and I'm no expert, but I did do GCSE RE. There is nothing in the Bible or the Quran about dry humping.

• 50:30Speaker 03

  Well, we'll check Leviticus and we'll come back to you.

• 50:32Speaker 02

  So.

• 50:36Speaker 02

  There's nothing in the Bible about dry humping or the Quran. So I think that's a good place to start. Maybe bring that up with them. But again, don't make them feel pressured.

• 50:45Speaker 03

  Okay.

• 50:45Speaker 02

  That's the most important thing. And it sounds like you're a good person and what will be what will be.

• 50:51Speaker 03

  Do you value your friendship more or a quick shack? That's what I would suggest.

• 50:58Speaker 02

  Hmm.

• 50:59Speaker 03

  But if you don't think that you can stay clear of temptation, I would agree with the two of those.

• 51:04Speaker 02

  It's a bit tight that he's never gonna be able to.

• 51:06Speaker 03

  What? Well, but that's his personal choice.

• 51:09Speaker 02

  Yeah, fair enough.

• 51:09Speaker 03

  Because of his religion. So.

• 51:12Speaker 02

  But he's only in his twenties. When he gets in his thirties, like I've got a friend who's now in their thirties and is out drinking and yeah, it could be like that.

• 51:22Speaker 03

  Could be.

• 51:22Speaker 02

  Could be, yeah.

• 51:24Speaker 03

  Four AM the other day. Anyway, thank you for your questions and dilemmas.

• 51:28Speaker 02

  Fair did you actually? Fair play.

• 51:32Speaker 03

  Thank you. Thank you for your questions and dilemmas.

• 51:34Speaker 02

  Remember you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on Global Player. And you can watch us on YouTube as well. We put the full episodes up on every release day. Just head for YouTube and search for Sexted.

• 51:46Speaker 03

  We'll see you on Friday.

• 51:47Speaker 02

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