Pod Insights Help I Sexted My Boss Eating WHAT In BED!? | And William’s Got The ICK About this episode The boys are getting nostalgic over old phones and Jordan claims that he was ‘one of the first people’ in the UK to have a Netflix account. There’s also plenty more correspondence about what YOU like to eat in bed and William is really starting to get the ick with Jordan.
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0:35 Speaker 01 I'm Claire Buckley, and this Halloween on my podcast, Pretty Scary, we are going to cover the stories that keep you up at night. Real crimes, ghosts, and aliens. Plus, the scariest movies to watch this spooky season with the lights off. So, as the nights draw in, the pumpkins are carved, and somewhere in the dark, something is scratching at the window. It's probably just the cat, right? Get the candles lit in search for Pretty Scary with Claire Buckley.
1:20 Speaker 02 Hello and welcome to-
1:22 Speaker 03 Do you want to do that with a bit more cheer?
1:24 Speaker 02 Well, what's the point?
1:27 Speaker 02 What's the point?
1:28 Speaker 03 What do you do?
1:29 Speaker 02 Well, what's the point?
1:31 Speaker 03 What's the point of what?
1:32 Speaker 02 You've not heard, have you?
1:33 Speaker 03 What?
1:34 Speaker 02 Who might as well give up now?
1:35 Speaker 03 Why?
1:36 Speaker 02 You've clearly not heard.
1:38 Speaker 03 No.
1:38 Speaker 02 Ant and Dec have got a new podcast out, haven't you? What's the point?
1:41 Speaker 03 Oh.
1:42 Speaker 02 Everything they touch turns to gold. What's the, what's the point?
1:44 Speaker 03 Well, they haven't even released an episode yet, have they?
1:46 Speaker 02 Yeah, they have. They released it last week, their second week in. It's going down into storm. What's the, what's the point?
1:52 Speaker 03 Well, they should do eight years.
1:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
1:55 Speaker 03 Yeah.
1:55 Speaker 02 Stick to the telly, lads. Come on. Come on.
2:01 Speaker 03 But anyway, with that sort of attitude, they will overtake us. So come on, put a bit of pep in your talk.
2:08 Speaker 02 Hello and welcome to our Friday episode, where we see how much extra content we can squeeze into your week. Random things that have been sent in, extra bits that have been going on, and gee, how our advice went down with you. How wonderful, G and divas.
2:22 Speaker 03 I mean, I don't blame you if you switch off now. How are you?
2:25 Speaker 02 I'm good, yeah. I'm good. What have you got on this weekend?
2:27 Speaker 03 Going around to my cousin's and husband's for Sunday lunch, which would be very nice.
2:32 Speaker 02 Oh, I've not had a Sunday lunch in ages.
2:34 Speaker 03 I say Sunday lunch, I'm hoping they do Sunday lunch, but it is lunch on a Sunday. But I'm hoping there's some sort of roast.
2:41 Speaker 02 I'm going for brunch on Sunday. I'm going to gym and brunch. Or do I brunch and gym? Can't decide.
2:48 Speaker 03 I probably, well, you're doing cardio or weights?
2:50 Speaker 02 Both.
2:51 Speaker 03 Because it's better to do cardio on an empty stomach.
2:54 Speaker 02 Yeah.
2:55 Speaker 03 But it's better to have some sort of fuel.
2:58 Speaker 02 I'll see what time I wake up.
2:59 Speaker 03 Yeah.
3:00 Speaker 02 Yeah.
3:01 Speaker 03 Don't put pressure on it.
3:02 Speaker 02 Hmm.
3:03 Speaker 03 Well, how lovely. I hope you have a nice time.
3:05 Speaker 02 What am I doing on Saturday?
3:07 Speaker 03 Football.
3:08 Speaker 02 No, we're playing Spurs at home, but I'm not going on.
3:10 Speaker 03 Okay.
3:11 Speaker 02 What am I doing? I've got something on on Saturday.
3:14 Speaker 03 Doodle doodle do. Don't, Jordan, it is such an ick.
3:18 Speaker 02 I don't know, there's something I've got planned on Saturday.
3:20 Speaker 03 Do you? If I had to pick, I'm saying this with love.
3:23 Speaker 02 Everything we say is with love.
3:24 Speaker 03 Yeah. I think if I had to pick which is my biggest ick of yours, between your mullet or doodle doodle do, I think I might pick doodle doodle do.
3:34 Speaker 02 A doodle doodle do. What if I do that as I stroke my mullet? Look at me, right, look at me now.
3:41 Speaker 03 No, I'm going, Jordan, I'm going to be sick in my mouth.
3:43 Speaker 02 Look at me, you've got to look at me for this. Come on. Look at me, make eye contact.
3:47 Speaker 03 I am.
3:48 Speaker 02 And I'm thinking, look at me, eyes open, a doodle doodle do. Wait till you see the moustache I'm growing.
4:00 Speaker 02 Open it on the mic. Anyway.
4:03 Speaker 03 Oh, you're gonna look so icky.
4:05 Speaker 04 Hi guys.
4:06 Speaker 02 Hi Ben.
4:06 Speaker 04 What, what does William do that gives you the ick, Jordan?
4:09 Speaker 03 So why are you eating in the workplace? And also, you know, swallow before you speak.
4:13 Speaker 02 Don't talk with your mouth full, you're not being dragged up.
4:15 Speaker 04 Sorry.
4:17 Speaker 03 Did you have something to say of any interest?
4:19 Speaker 04 I asked him, what is ick, why?
4:21 Speaker 02 For you.
4:21 Speaker 03 Oh.
4:22 Speaker 02 I've, I've talked about before, it's poking.
4:25 Speaker 03 I've, I've tried to stop poking. Okay. Hello, you.
4:30 Speaker 02 Prodigy.
4:31 Speaker 03 You see, I listen to feedback.
4:32 Speaker 02 And you go, and you do the noise and then you go, pop.
4:37 Speaker 02 That's my biggest ick of yours.
4:39 Speaker 03 That I now don't do.
4:40 Speaker 02 But other than that, we love each other to bits.
4:42 Speaker 03 We do.
4:43 Speaker 02 Doodle doodle.
4:44 Speaker 03 No. Jordan, I have stopped doing poking.
4:48 Speaker 02 Alright, I'll stop doing doodle doodle do then.
4:49 Speaker 03 For every time you do it, I will poke you.
4:52 Speaker 02 Okay.
4:52 Speaker 03 Okay, and that starts now.
4:54 Speaker 02 Right. Oh, I really wanna say, what's wrong with my mullet? It's going soon, but I've, I've tried to get it cut off, but my barber's like, it's actually perfect shape and.
5:03 Speaker 03 To be fair, I've, it's not looking bad actually. I've, yeah, that's, that's quite tidy.
5:08 Speaker 02 And it trimmed.
5:10 Speaker 03 Jordan, in a very assistant to the creative director move, you invented your own feature last week. And it has been the debut of Jordan North's pole. And we asked whose responsibility it is to check the pockets of clothes before they are washed. This was on our socials. Fifty-eight percent of people said it was the wearer's responsibility.
5:32 Speaker 02 Okay.
5:32 Speaker 03 Eleven percent of people said it was the washer. Thirty percent agreed with me, said it was both.
5:39 Speaker 02 How'd you work that out? Thirty, forty-one plus fifty-eight?
5:44 Speaker 03 Even I, with my set, well, I was in set seven, I moved up, proudest of my life. Set six maths knows that that is fine.
5:53 Speaker 02 Okay, I, I'd say thirty percent, I'm with the thirty percent.
5:56 Speaker 03 You was the thirty.
5:57 Speaker 02 Yeah, both, I think it's everybody's responsibility.
6:01 Speaker 03 And also last week, we discussed Micah's newfound love for DVDs, only about twenty-five years too late. So we wondered what other older technology our listeners love. We had several nostalgic iPod fans, like Andrew, who loves their classic iPod and Isabella's iPod Shuffle.
6:19 Speaker 02 I had an iPod Shuffle, I lost it after two days of fuming, I left it on train.
6:23 Speaker 03 Is the iPod Shuffle, was that the really tiny one?
6:25 Speaker 02 Yeah, you could clip it on.
6:26 Speaker 03 But you couldn't see the, you couldn't see the tracks? You just sort of pressed pause?
6:30 Speaker 02 But there was one where you could see the tracks. But also what I loved about it was it had an FM radio on, so you could tune into the radio.
6:35 Speaker 03 That little tiny thing, it had an FM radio?
6:37 Speaker 02 I'm sure it did. Oh, no, no, no, I'm thinking of the iPod with the screen on.
6:41 Speaker 03 Just the iPod?
6:42 Speaker 02 Yeah. But you could clip that on to your ch- anyway.
6:44 Speaker 03 Yeah, okay. Um, Jack misses Nokia phones, especially the 3210. That's that sort of very classic one. Um, the Nokia 3310, we've become like Carphone Warehouse today, uh, got a lot of mentions, including Philippa, who misses playing Snake.
7:00 Speaker 02 Hear me out, I think Snake was better on the 3210 than the 3310.
7:05 Speaker 03 What was the diff- I mean, I'm looking at a picture of the 3310 and the 3210 and, I mean, the 3310 looks a little bit sleeker, but what was the difference?
7:12 Speaker 02 Don't know, I just, I just remember being better on the 3210. They were great phones, 3310s. I lost my 3310 as well, I got grounded.
7:21 Speaker 03 Did you?
7:21 Speaker 02 Hmm. I, I say I lost it, got taken off me in Food Tech Year 7.
7:25 Speaker 03 Because you were playing on it during class?
7:27 Speaker 02 Might have been Year 8, and then someone nicked it out of the cupboard.
7:29 Speaker 03 Oh. Um, Holly misses inserting floppy disks.
7:33 Speaker 02 No one misses floppy disks.
7:35 Speaker 03 No.
7:35 Speaker 02 Holly, no one misses.
7:36 Speaker 03 You could, you could store two Word documents on them.
7:38 Speaker 02 That, yeah.
7:39 Speaker 03 They were absolutely pathetic.
7:41 Speaker 02 Yeah. Jordan's Diary, my brother used to go and read it.
7:48 Speaker 02 A little floppy disk.
7:49 Speaker 03 I'd love to recreate your diary age, how old were you?
7:54 Speaker 02 12.
7:55 Speaker 03 Yeah, great age, yeah.
7:56 Speaker 02 13.
7:57 Speaker 03 Just coming into your own.
8:00 Speaker 03 Yeah, that's, that's source of rich calling potential. Note that down. Um, Paul has a clock.
8:06 Speaker 02 Camp Young Jordan's Diary, there's something in that.
8:08 Speaker 03 Just made a scrapbook with mum.
8:10 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:10 Speaker 04 Camp Young Jordan's floppy disk.
8:12 Speaker 03 She said I use too much glitter, bitch.
8:15 Speaker 02 We thought, hey, we used to have creative differences.
8:18 Speaker 03 Yeah.
8:18 Speaker 02 You think me and you do. Oh, me and Wendy used to fall out every Wednesday for food tech.
8:24 Speaker 03 Hmm. And now food tech. Now tell us for those that didn't do food tech.
8:27 Speaker 02 You didn't do food tech?
8:28 Speaker 03 No.
8:28 Speaker 02 It was food technology, home ec.
8:30 Speaker 03 Right, no.
8:31 Speaker 02 You'd do like DT, textiles, which I hated.
8:35 Speaker 03 Textiles?
8:36 Speaker 02 Yeah, and then like another term you'd do food tech.
8:38 Speaker 03 We did design and technology.
8:39 Speaker 02 But I did it as a GCSE. It was my highest GCSE. I know I weren't. Yeah, it was. It was. My highest GCSE. No, media. I got to be in media.
8:48 Speaker 03 So hang on, you you did food, what did you call it? Sorry?
8:51 Speaker 02 Food technology.
8:51 Speaker 03 Food technology.
8:52 Speaker 02 Hmm.
8:52 Speaker 03 And yet you can still really only produce corned beef hash.
8:55 Speaker 02 Yeah.
8:55 Speaker 03 Right.
8:56 Speaker 02 So like in my GCSEs, did anyone else do this? Do you remember the course work was how to use your loaf and you had to use like make.
9:03 Speaker 03 Do they mean your brain?
9:04 Speaker 02 Make bread healthier every week and then cheesecake healthier every week. So you'd have different, every week for your course week, you'd do something to make it healthier. So you'd use like, like Philadelphia.
9:14 Speaker 03 Right.
9:15 Speaker 02 Over my house, my mother get the cheap one. It's costing me a bloody fortune, this food tech. Think we're made of bloody money. I'm sick of sending money to that school. Alls they want is want, want, want, want, want.
9:26 Speaker 03 And she had four of you.
9:27 Speaker 02 And she had four of us.
9:28 Speaker 03 Paul has a clock radio that they bought when they started university in two thousand and three, which still does the job.
9:33 Speaker 02 We, I need to get a clock radio because if your phone goes dead or don't work, you're screwed.
9:37 Speaker 03 Mikey uses a clock radio.
9:38 Speaker 02 Does he?
9:39 Speaker 03 Yeah. Every day we wake up to um Capitol. Yep. Closer, Mrs. Going out to rent DVDs on a Saturday night.
9:46 Speaker 02 Same.
9:48 Speaker 03 Rent DVDs.
9:49 Speaker 02 Going to Blockbuster on a Friday or Saturday was the best thing ever.
9:52 Speaker 03 What was the one where they would post them to you?
9:54 Speaker 02 Netflix. That was genuinely Netflix. Oh, oh.
9:58 Speaker 03 Love film, wasn't it?
9:59 Speaker 02 Love film, but uh, excuse me, that's how Netflix started.
10:01 Speaker 03 I know it's how Netflix started. It wasn't available in the UK.
10:04 Speaker 02 I genuinely think, and I've said this and I've, we've tried to get in contact with Netflix. Like, it's a big statement.
10:11 Speaker 03 Hmm.
10:12 Speaker 02 I honestly, I genuinely think I was one of the first people ever to have a Netflix account in this country. And I'll tell you for why. Hear me out. So it's my first ever radio job, right?
10:25 Speaker 02 No, I'm being said, we've, we've, I've met executive producer Callum, bless it.
10:29 Speaker 03 And Netflix are ghosting you.
10:30 Speaker 02 I'm gonna start saying, and he'll love this, our long-suffering executive producer Callum.
10:35 Speaker 03 Right, on capital.
10:37 Speaker 02 On capital. You're not quite long-suffering yet.
10:41 Speaker 03 He's, he's just long.
10:42 Speaker 02 I've made long-suffering executive producer Callum.
10:44 Speaker 03 Hmm.
10:45 Speaker 02 Email Netflix, because I'm pretty sure if they looked at my email, I would be.
10:49 Speaker 03 Did you have the same email?
10:50 Speaker 02 I've had the same email address, right, and I'm pretty sure. So I was at Capital in Manchester, and it was my first ever radio job.
10:56 Speaker 03 Hmm.
10:56 Speaker 02 And my boss said to me at the time, your show this weekend's being sponsored by some internet company. They're called Netflix, right, and you've, you've got to get an account with them.
11:06 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:07 Speaker 02 So he had to give me email address, and I got to watch loads of stuff on it, and I had to talk about it on my show. It was like a paid promo.
11:12 Speaker 03 Yeah.
11:12 Speaker 02 And I'm, and no one had it, and we're talking 2011.
11:17 Speaker 03 So, okay, so let's, let's imagine Netflix get back in touch with Callum.
11:21 Speaker 02 Yeah, or, or sexted.
11:23 Speaker 03 Or sexted.
11:24 Speaker 02 I'm pretty sure I'd been like the top 500 first to.
11:27 Speaker 03 Well, that's not anything to write home about.
11:30 Speaker 02 Millions of followers. Honestly, I had it before. I remember, I remember, I'm sure I talked about one of your soirees. I've just got this new thing on my laptop.
11:38 Speaker 02 Because they used to send DVDs out and then you had to post them back.
11:42 Speaker 03 Yes, I know. I did. I had it. Love film.
11:44 Speaker 02 No, Netflix.
11:45 Speaker 03 Well, I had the love film one.
11:47 Speaker 02 Right.
11:47 Speaker 03 Um, anyway, um, and Aiden, like Jordan, is a fan of quote unquote shit that didn't come with AI.
11:54 Speaker 02 What do you mean?
11:55 Speaker 03 Well, anything. You know, everything has got an AI function. We don't need it for everything.
11:59 Speaker 02 Oh, the one on the emails, good.
12:02 Speaker 03 On the email?
12:03 Speaker 02 On my, on the Microsoft one.
12:05 Speaker 03 Oh, I don't have that. Why don't you use Microsoft?
12:07 Speaker 02 On the Hotmail?
12:08 Speaker 03 I don't use.
12:08 Speaker 02 Oh, it's class. If you've got big long.
12:11 Speaker 03 Yeah.
12:11 Speaker 02 It puts it through in like bullet points. It's brilliant.
12:14 Speaker 03 Really?
12:14 Speaker 02 Called. It's absolutely, it's the only one I use.
12:16 Speaker 03 AI.
12:17 Speaker 02 And it'll go, it's called something.
12:19 Speaker 03 Hang on a second. Weeks ago, you were sort of against AI and now.
12:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, I know, but for that it's good. And it just bullet points what the, and then it'll say in summary, he wants you to reply with this and this and that. Yeah.
12:31 Speaker 03 I believe it's called Copilot.
12:32 Speaker 02 Copilot. There you go. Yeah.
12:34 Speaker 03 Okay.
12:34 Speaker 02 It's class.
12:35 Speaker 03 Well, there we go. Marvelous, Jordan.
12:36 Speaker 02 But other than that.
12:37 Speaker 03 You've had your little epiphany. Um, now, Jordan, you ate a whole trifle in bed.
12:41 Speaker 02 Yes.
12:42 Speaker 03 So we asked what other unusual things.
12:45 Speaker 02 It was, it was a low point. It was, it was a low.
12:48 Speaker 03 It's kind of like I say, I've just read down to the bottom of the script. Whoever put that in the script, I was just trying to make Social Joe laugh. I didn't actually mean put it in the script.
12:55 Speaker 02 Oh, right. Are you gonna read it now?
12:58 Speaker 03 The question was unusual things you've eaten in bed.
13:04 Speaker 02 Yeah.
13:05 Speaker 03 And I just responded, producer Ben.
13:08 Speaker 02 We love you, Joe.
13:11 Speaker 03 Sorry. I mean, I could have written Jordan, but I thought that was the obvious response. So Social Joe racked up a considerable amount of overtime, removing all the rude answers, not all of them. Because it's not a sex podcast, but you can use your imagination. Some of our less gutter minded G and D'virs contributed the following. Lauren and Megan had also confessed to being trifulitis in bed.
13:31 Speaker 02 Yes.
13:31 Speaker 03 Hashtag influence.
13:32 Speaker 02 Yes, Lauren, Megan. Go on.
13:34 Speaker 03 Post-surgery, Ashley was spoon-fed a rag pudding, which is a traditional savory British dish from the Oldham or Lancashire area, featuring minced meat, often beef, and onions seasoned with gravy, all wrapped in suet pastry and traditionally steamed in a muslin or cotton rag. The gravy burst out and went all over her new tits.
13:58 Speaker 03 And they say you can teach class. Lots of people, including Gemma and Emily, have eaten a full Chinese takeaway in bed.
14:05 Speaker 02 I draw the line there. I, I, I've got a mate, I won't mention him. And he eats takeaway in bed and he's got a big bin in his room to put all wrappers in.
14:17 Speaker 03 I hope he then empties that bin and takes it out.
14:19 Speaker 02 Well, yeah, but I, I draw the line at eating takeaway in bed. Like breakfast in bed, but there's something about a Chinese or even a pizza in bed. I'm sorry, I know I eat trifle in bed, but Chinese in bed, I draw the line. Yeah.
14:31 Speaker 03 Yeah, I don't.
14:32 Speaker 02 Sorry.
14:32 Speaker 03 I mean, eating in bed, anything.
14:33 Speaker 02 No, your tea in general, eating it in bed is pretty bad.
14:36 Speaker 03 Andy had a block of jelly straight from the packet.
14:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, I used to do that all the time as a kid.
14:40 Speaker 03 Oh, I wouldn't eat jelly straight from the packet. It's not, not in bed.
14:42 Speaker 02 It's like a Haribo.
14:43 Speaker 03 Is it?
14:44 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's just exactly like Haribo.
14:45 Speaker 03 Who was it that told me, freeze Haribo and eat them? I might try that. I might get some tangfastics later.
14:55 Speaker 02 I've got one for you.
14:56 Speaker 03 What?
14:58 Speaker 02 Dates, peanut butter, freeze them.
15:02 Speaker 03 Hang on, what was that? Peanut butter and dates?
15:04 Speaker 02 Get your dates.
15:05 Speaker 03 Yeah.
15:05 Speaker 02 Put some peanut butter on top of them or in them, put them in freezer.
15:09 Speaker 03 Okay.
15:10 Speaker 02 Exactly like Snickers ice cream.
15:11 Speaker 03 Oh, no, but I don't like Snickers though. But I'm sure that's lovely.
15:15 Speaker 02 That was on, uh, uh, I nearly did doodle. I didn't.
15:18 Speaker 03 Thank you. Well done. I would have poached you.
15:22 Speaker 02 Table manners.
15:23 Speaker 03 Oh, was it? Okay. Um, Charlotte had a full block of cheddar cheese, a full block.
15:28 Speaker 02 I used to eat cheese from a pack.
15:30 Speaker 03 Jade had a whole Battenberg, no regrets.
15:33 Speaker 02 Oh, I've not had Battenberg for years. That's proper grand martin.
15:36 Speaker 03 I love Battenberg.
15:37 Speaker 02 Can you make a gut Battenberg?
15:38 Speaker 03 No. I'm gonna do it for you next time.
15:41 Speaker 02 Thanks.
15:42 Speaker 03 In two years when you come around. Um, Stefa fell asleep drunk with a Greg's chicken bake one night. They didn't eat it, but definitely wore it.
15:49 Speaker 02 Hmm.
15:49 Speaker 03 Wow. Um, we had a few more elegant submissions, including Tessa, who ate mussels in white wine and garlic.
15:55 Speaker 02 That's quite posh.
15:57 Speaker 03 Gosh, that's complicated to eat in bed as well. Um, it seems eating in bed isn't the only controversial place our listeners have chowed down. However, Katie recommends warm apple crumble in the bar.
16:08 Speaker 02 I'll try it. It sounds amazing. That with a bit of radox.
16:13 Speaker 03 Radox.
16:15 Speaker 02 Radox.
16:15 Speaker 03 Radox.
16:17 Speaker 02 It's radox.
16:18 Speaker 03 We're not radio, is it?
16:19 Speaker 02 Radox, the bubble bath.
16:20 Speaker 03 Yes, I know what you mean.
16:22 Speaker 02 It's not radox, is it?
16:23 Speaker 03 It is.
16:24 Speaker 02 Is it?
16:24 Speaker 03 Well, radox, radox or radox, if you're listening, get in touch.
16:28 Speaker 02 Radox, isn't it?
16:28 Speaker 03 Radox.
16:29 Speaker 02 A bit of that and radox is great. Put your little candle on.
16:33 Speaker 03 Right.
16:34 Speaker 02 That's what I do every Sunday now.
16:35 Speaker 03 Where are you putting the radox? Are you putting it?
16:37 Speaker 02 In the, in the bath, but then you've got to swish it up. People just pour bubbles in and leave it. You've got to swish it up and then a bit of Epsom salts.
16:45 Speaker 03 Yes.
16:45 Speaker 02 Yeah.
16:46 Speaker 03 Hmm.
16:47 Speaker 02 Or Epsom. How is that?
16:51 Speaker 03 I mean, I don't, I mean, how, how many sort of, you know, brick layers are putting in?
16:55 Speaker 02 You've got a brick layer.
16:57 Speaker 03 No, I know you don't.
16:57 Speaker 02 What else have we got?
16:58 Speaker 03 Um, Amy Rose had a derely Lunchable in the bath and says the box that it comes in floats.
17:05 Speaker 02 Oh my God, that is genius. That is fucking genius. I'm on that. Little box just floating around. Oop.
17:13 Speaker 02 I love Dairy Lee. Honestly, I think it's the best. It's such a good cheese. It's such an underrated cheese. I think more Michelin star restaurants should be like, when they come around with that little tray of a forbidden one.
17:25 Speaker 03 Sorry, in other, let's just middle class this up again. The cheese that we had when we went over to France for that wedding, that we love, Chom's cheese, which I have then never seen again in the UK, I managed to find in my local deli and I served it at the dinner.
17:40 Speaker 02 Oh, you shit house. I thought you were gonna say, I'm gonna bring some for you.
17:44 Speaker 03 I'll get you some for tomorrow.
17:46 Speaker 02 Oh, okay.
17:46 Speaker 03 Okay, is that all right?
17:47 Speaker 02 Nice, nice. That's good.
17:49 Speaker 03 Yeah, no, delighted. I was like, oh my god, that's the Chom's cheese.
17:52 Speaker 02 Hear me out as well. You know, like now you get all these fucking fancy crackers. You know I love me cheese, right? And you get all these fancy crackers and you get biscuits for cheese and whatever, just crackers. You can't beat just a plain old pack of Jacobs. Even if you get nice, even if you get nice cheese in for Christmas, just get the, not the Jacobs box, I've got digestives in.
18:13 Speaker 03 You being sponsored or something?
18:14 Speaker 02 No, why have you put a digestive in there? You're not kidding anyone. Because they're so shit that even Jacobs can't get rid of them. So they put them in with the Christmas crackers at Christmas, think, flog a couple of them lads. Just get a full on bog standard white cracker.
18:27 Speaker 03 Have you ever tried a Bath Oliver?
18:28 Speaker 02 Who's he?
18:29 Speaker 03 No, Bath Oliver. It's, it's a type of biscuit, very thin biscuit for cheese.
18:33 Speaker 02 Can't beat that. Oh, do you know what? An old fashioned Rivita.
18:37 Speaker 03 Oh, not with cheese.
18:38 Speaker 02 Yeah, Riveita, whatever you call it. That's great. Bit of cracker bread.
18:43 Speaker 04 It's actually Rivita.
18:44 Speaker 02 Is it Rivita? Is it? It's Riveita, isn't it?
18:47 Speaker 04 Yeah.
18:48 Speaker 02 Riveita, Rivita, whatever.
18:49 Speaker 03 But it's definitely not Radox.
18:51 Speaker 02 Um, I've never really eaten in the bath. I do have a drink in the bath. Sometimes I have a little gin and tonic.
18:55 Speaker 03 Yes, I have a friend who, who gets his partner to go and bring him a martini.
18:58 Speaker 02 Oh, that's great.
18:59 Speaker 03 We're absolutely, when we actually get our plug hole fixed, because the previous owners took the plug, which I always, I mean tomorrow, actually, Mikey can then bring me a martini in the bath.
19:07 Speaker 02 Um, I have had another week of eating in bed and there's a couple of things.
19:11 Speaker 03 Have you branched out from Trifle?
19:13 Speaker 02 Yeah, so I had a ripple in bed.
19:15 Speaker 03 Okay.
19:15 Speaker 02 I did.
19:16 Speaker 03 That's how much that'll cover us when you break one.
19:18 Speaker 02 Very underrated as a chocolate, as a ripple.
19:20 Speaker 03 Okay, that's a very difficult thing to eat in bed because it's flaky.
19:23 Speaker 02 Yeah, it's basically a Galaxy flake in it, but we, I love it. It's basically a Galaxy version of a twirl, isn't it?
19:30 Speaker 03 Yes.
19:31 Speaker 02 Yeah, I think I prefer Galaxy.
19:33 Speaker 03 Okay.
19:33 Speaker 02 I like them both. I like both Galaxy and Capri.
19:35 Speaker 03 What else have you eaten recently in bed?
19:37 Speaker 02 Uh, last night at the time of recording.
19:41 Speaker 02 Uh I didn't get home till quite late.
19:44 Speaker 03 Hmm.
19:44 Speaker 02 So I just had porridge in a cup.
19:46 Speaker 03 In a cup?
19:47 Speaker 02 Hmm.
19:47 Speaker 03 Okay, a teacup or a?
19:49 Speaker 02 Oh, in a mug, big mug with a little teaspoon. Apparently it was icky.
19:53 Speaker 03 Hmm.
19:54 Speaker 02 Uh with, I say it was porridge, it was ready break.
19:56 Speaker 03 Uh which doesn't matter, it's all the same thing.
19:58 Speaker 02 So go on, you know, like when you're on set and you're just eating sandwiches all day and stuff and it was like picky.
20:03 Speaker 03 So you felt you wanted more carbs?
20:05 Speaker 02 I wanted something warm inside me. But I didn't want another sandwich.
20:10 Speaker 03 Yeah.
20:10 Speaker 02 And I didn't want to make soup and noodles.
20:13 Speaker 02 Which are fine in bed, by the way.
20:15 Speaker 03 And this is the person who did food tech. We'll continue with some responses after these messages.
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22:09 Speaker 02 All right, Jean Divas, thanks sticking with us. What other responses have we got, please?
22:12 Speaker 03 Mark is coming to our tour live show in Glasgow and has a word of advice to share. Dear William and Jordan and the Sexton Gang, stay home. Love from Mark. No, sorry, I'm joking. First time caller. Longtime Jean Diva. This is an LBC. You don't need to tell us.
22:28 Speaker 02 I know, I love it when they go that out. Great show, Nick. Been listening for years. Longtime listener, first time caller. Well, the thing is, right with Greenland, is I think we just let them have it. And I'd like to talk about the Beckhams as well, actually, because I think all mums dance a bit pissed up at weddings, you know? Who doesn't? But great show, Nick. Great show. Thanks a lot, buddy. Bye.
22:51 Speaker 03 Mark continues, I'm compelled to write after watching a recent episode titled Helps She Doesn't Know I'm Gay, where Willie mentioned that you're considering, including the song Jordan is considering, not us, ye canny shove ye granny af a bus in your upcoming Glasgow show. I feel it's only fair to flag that as a Scottish person, there is little worse than attending a show by non-Scottish performers in Scotland where they feel the need to perform a Scottish song. Mark, thank you. It usually is something by the Proclaimers, which is generally my cue to leave. This isn't meant as hostility, more as a friendly cultural note.
23:27 Speaker 02 They love it. Do you remember in Scotland last time, I brought the house down, I went, "Watch this." And he went, "What?" And I went, "Focus, focus." And the whole crowd went, "There's a pizza on your focus."
23:40 Speaker 03 Well, that's fine, because it's short and it's not a song.
23:43 Speaker 02 How much did that watch set you back? An hour. An hour! Yeah, like that.
23:48 Speaker 03 Well, if you do it all now, what are you going to do on stage?
23:50 Speaker 02 Well, no, because that was last time. It's new material, isn't it?
23:52 Speaker 03 These moments rarely land the way performers hope they will and tend to generate a very specific kind of secondhand embarrassment that we're far too polite to vocalise in the moment.
24:01 Speaker 02 Oh, now you're making me doubt myself.
24:02 Speaker 03 Good. You're both very funny without this. There we go. And the audience will already be entirely on your side. There's really no need to lean into the novelty. With affection, respect and sincere desire to remain seated throughout the show. Mark from Edinburgh.
24:14 Speaker 02 There you go. Says it all from Edinburgh. They think the posh are a bit better than everyone else, don't they, in Edinburgh?
24:20 Speaker 03 There's a PS.
24:21 Speaker 02 Come on.
24:21 Speaker 03 PS, if this song is performed, I will stay, I will clap, but I will remember.
24:26 Speaker 02 Okay, for Jordan North Pole this week, please, if you are our Scottish listeners-
24:31 Speaker 03 No, but how are we tailoring that so only Scottish people respond?
24:34 Speaker 02 Or of Scottish descent, do you think it's all right for Jordan and William-
24:38 Speaker 03 No, no, no, no.
24:39 Speaker 02 Do a rendition of a famous Scottish song, right? Play them this clip, and if you don't, then I won't do it.
24:46 Speaker 03 That involves pushing a geriatric of public transport.
24:49 Speaker 02 And just saying, "Oh, you can't eat something..."
24:52 Speaker 03 No, I just think we can do more.
24:55 Speaker 02 I have done gigs in Scotland and played, there was one song I played and I didn't realise it was a massive Rangers song. And it, they pretty much come up and he was going, I'm like, what? He's going, "Fucking half a room were divided, throwing..." But I'll remember that. I don't think it would proclaim us. I think it would, "Sweet Caroline". It might be. I can't remember. Get in touch.
25:19 Speaker 03 "Sweet Caroline".
25:21 Speaker 02 I played a song and they basically said, "Cut that, it's a Rangers song", and obviously half Celtic.
25:26 Speaker 03 So I don't really think you are the expert on what goes down well in Scotland.
25:30 Speaker 02 Scots love me. We've got a similar sense of humour. We all like a drink.
25:35 Speaker 03 Don't tarnish all the Scots with the same brush.
25:38 Speaker 02 Jocks love a drink, you know they do. They love a drink. Not all, but most. I like a drink. They've got the Glasgow kiss, I'll give them a Burnley wallet. Do you know what a Burnley wallet is?
25:49 Speaker 03 No.
25:50 Speaker 02 Neither do I, but I heard it on Phoenix nights and I've always wanted to know, actually.
25:53 Speaker 03 I think it might be ironic.
25:54 Speaker 02 No, it's a, like, the Glasgow kiss is a headbutt. I think a Burnley wallet, I think you bend them over and kneel in the balls. I think that's a Burnley wallet. I should know that.
26:05 Speaker 03 Tom has a nerdy correction he wants to put right. Dear William, Jordan and the sex of my boss team, a very quick and slightly nerdy correction to something mentioned in a previous episode. When William said happy Q1, my inner finance nerd briefly panicked. Strictly speaking, Q1 actually runs from April to June, while January to March is Q4, the final stretch before we all brace ourselves for the end of the financial year. That said, this does depend on how a business's accounting periods are calculated. However, in most cases, they run April to March in line with the tax year. Love the podcast, G and D for Tom.
26:35 Speaker 02 Thank you.
26:35 Speaker 03 Thank you for that.
26:36 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:37 Speaker 03 Well, generally, don't use Qs because it sounds ridiculous.
26:39 Speaker 02 Yeah.
26:41 Speaker 03 Is, was my point.
26:42 Speaker 02 You done your tax bill?
26:43 Speaker 03 Yep.
26:43 Speaker 02 Good.
26:45 Speaker 03 Emmy has a spooky question to ask us. Hello, boys, Ben and Diego included.
26:49 Speaker 02 Oh, thank you. I am here today. It's been very quiet.
26:52 Speaker 03 I'm a long time Jean Diva, first time writer in a... God, they're all out today. I was listening to Tuesday's episode and after hearing Jordan talk about being scared of ghosty things like paranormal activity, I simply had to ask, have either Jordan or William ever considered doing a ghost hunt? I feel it would make the perfect episode and it might be nice to make contact with the gay ghost again.
27:12 Speaker 02 What if my medium, my speciality is just ghosts of the LGBTQ plus community?
27:19 Speaker 03 Yes.
27:20 Speaker 02 And that's like my thing. So if any relatives who've died and they're of the LGBTQ plus community, I can get in touch with them.
27:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:31 Speaker 03 Alright, we're holding hands.
27:32 Speaker 02 And you be, let's role play, and I'll be, I'll be medium Jordan. No, you be a relative wanting to get in touch.
27:38 Speaker 03 Oh, I see. Which, shall I be your mother?
27:40 Speaker 02 No, no, no. You just be someone, just a random person.
27:43 Speaker 03 A random person?
27:43 Speaker 02 Hello, my child. Cross your, cross my hand with money. I'm gonna charge.
27:50 Speaker 02 Okay.
27:52 Speaker 02 And what's your name?
27:53 Speaker 03 Um, Susan.
27:54 Speaker 02 Susan?
27:55 Speaker 03 Yeah.
27:56 Speaker 02 You had a brother called...
28:00 Speaker 03 Frank.
28:01 Speaker 02 Frank. Had a cousin called Frank, didn't you? Yeah.
28:04 Speaker 03 A brother.
28:06 Speaker 02 A brother. Sorry, a brother.
28:07 Speaker 03 Yeah.
28:08 Speaker 02 And he's, uh, he's crossed to the other side, am I right?
28:11 Speaker 03 Yes.
28:12 Speaker 02 Yeah.
28:14 Speaker 02 It was a car accident, wasn't it?
28:16 Speaker 03 No, it was a heart attack.
28:17 Speaker 02 A heart attack. But he was, he liked, he had a car, didn't he? He drove, yeah.
28:23 Speaker 03 He did drive, yeah.
28:24 Speaker 02 I thought so. Frank's here now.
28:27 Speaker 03 It's a little Nissan Micra.
28:28 Speaker 02 Is there anything you want to ask Frank?
28:31 Speaker 03 Um, is he okay?
28:33 Speaker 02 He's having a whale of a time. He's out with Freddie Mercury every night. They're raving it up. Um, I'm just, yep. They're all having like wild parties, really enjoying themselves, singing along to Queen, you know?
28:49 Speaker 03 Okay.
28:50 Speaker 02 Yeah. Um.
28:52 Speaker 03 Just love the fact you're stroking my hand as we're doing this.
28:54 Speaker 02 Oh, he's made, he's made really good friends with Paul O'Grady as well. That's really nice. Who else is gay and famous that's died? George Michael.
29:02 Speaker 03 Frankie Howard, Kenneth Williams, Larry Grayson.
29:04 Speaker 02 Uh, Larry Grayson's there. George Michael, lovely George, does a curry for him every Thursday.
29:11 Speaker 02 There's somebody else here and I'm gonna leave, I'm gonna leave Frank's love with you.
29:16 Speaker 03 John Inman.
29:18 Speaker 02 He's having a great time. And Freddie sends his love as well.
29:21 Speaker 03 Okay.
29:21 Speaker 02 All right.
29:22 Speaker 03 Thank you. Thank you very much. Gosh, it's spooky.
29:25 Speaker 02 Yeah.
29:25 Speaker 03 I think that could be a talent. If darts doesn't work out for you, that's what you can do. We hadn't finished Emmy's letter. Love the pod, guys. I've really had a shit year with my dad passing away.
29:34 Speaker 02 Oh.
29:42 Speaker 02 I should have done that. I should have read the rest of the letter.
29:45 Speaker 03 Well, if your dad was gay, we've got good news for you. Jordan, get in touch.
29:51 Speaker 03 So, thank you.
29:53 Speaker 02 It says, and listening to the show has made it more bearable. So, thank you, John. Well, I hope that's made you laugh, Emmy. I didn't realise you were gonna put the bit in about your dad after. So, sorry. I genuinely didn't. I'm so sorry. Emmy, get back in touch just to let us know we've not offended you. Please. Okay.
30:12 Speaker 02 Just a whole dead sketch. Emmy, I'll send my love. Sorry.
30:16 Speaker 03 And David has been catching up on some of our older episodes and says, Dear William, Jordan and the Sexed team, recently I was listening to an old episode of yours where you talked about the word partner being used as a term for a same-sex boyfriend or girlfriend. And William mentioned it always made him think people were talking like they were involved in a law firm. It reminded me of when I lived in Chicago on an international placement with university. I was looking for somewhere to live and went on Craigslist. Yes, it was a long time ago. I went to view a house where a man in his 50s seemed disgruntled that a 21-year-old had turned up and spent the entire time listing the rules. It was clear he didn't want to rent out the room, but it was in the middle of the financial crash, so I figured he must have had to. He had his chess awards everywhere and it was very clear I would mostly be spending time in my room. He took me upstairs to show me the room.
31:01 Speaker 03 As we were on the landing, another man came out of the master bedroom and introduced himself as the landlord's partner. As this was American in the 2000s and it was still sometimes uncomfortable to be out, I thought I'd break the ice by saying, oh, that's great. Just so you know, I'm gay too. They both looked at each other before turning to me and saying, he's my business partner.
31:19 Speaker 02 Oh.
31:20 Speaker 03 It was so awkward. Needless to say, he never called me to offer the room.
31:23 Speaker 02 Oh.
31:24 Speaker 03 I mean, they may not have been business partners, but, you know, they could have been closeted.
31:28 Speaker 02 Yeah.
31:29 Speaker 03 Yeah.
31:30 Speaker 02 Let's finish. We are coming at the week. This can be a comment from Spotify, YouTube or any of our socials.
31:35 Speaker 03 Before we get to the favourite one, here are some honourable mentions. Jim commented on the reel about Mikey's love for DVDs to say, "I was today as old when I learned Anne Boleyn collects DVDs." This is a flashback, a callback to when Mikey, still to this day, believes in another life, he was Anne Boleyn. Bless him. Stacey commented on last week's episode, saying, "I introduced my friend to Ovaltine about a year ago and ever since we have one every week together when she comes around." We're 25, so it's not just for older people.
32:01 Speaker 02 It's just great for bed. If you're not sleeping well, it's really good.
32:06 Speaker 03 I've just read the comment of the week, which I had no hand in, as it were. It goes to H, who simply commented, "It's surely no coincidence that William's initials correspond with the expression 'well hung.'"
32:19 Speaker 02 I like that video. It's my favourite video. If I'm ever just feeling a bit down, I just put on that boy with a horse. What is it, Catherine? Is it this Willie?
32:39 Speaker 03 That's your favourite video.
32:40 Speaker 02 What is it, Catherine? Is it this Willie? It's just her laugh in the background. Is it this Willie? Remember, you can listen to new episodes every Tuesday and Friday and 24 hours before anywhere else on Global Player. If you want to get in touch about something that isn't a dilemma or a problem, drop into our DMs or send us an email to [email protected] . We also love hearing back from people we offer advice to. So if that's you, do get in touch. Get in touch anytime and we'll speak to you on Tuesday. Goodbye. What is it, Catherine? Is it this Willie?
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