Ant & Dec File, Pile or Shred Your Comments!

On this week’s bonus episode, one viewer gets blacklisted as the boys dive into your comments and decide whether to File, Pile, or Shred them! We find out who’s more Type A and who’s more Type B, and they tackle a big question: does Bigfoot live in Hampshire? Plus, Ant challenges Dec to get his face smashed in, the boys brave banana and Marmite sandwiches, and one of them struggles to say a particular word! As always we love to hear from you, so keep your correspondence coming to [email protected]. Be sure to sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there. By commenting on this channel you acknowledge that your comments and username may occasionally be featured, discussed or read out in our podcast, videos and social media content. ----- 00:00 - File, Pile or Shred 03:00 - “It’s a Crisp!” 08:00 - Banana Marmite Sandwiches 16:35 - Dec Hasn’t Seen What?! 17:45 - “Greggs is Rubbish!” 19:20 - Scottish Ant 25:00 - FUJITSU! 28:45 - Egg Mayo? 33:00 - Marmalade Lover 36:00 - Turkey Twizzler Theft Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:30Speaker 02

  Ugh, I hate Mondays.

• 1:32Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon swirl bite?

• 1:33Speaker 02

  Uh, Taylor Hansen? Sure, I'll try one. Mmm.

• 1:39Speaker 04

  Hey, let's get back to work, please.

• 1:41Speaker 02

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• 1:45Speaker 04

  Taylor Hansen? Nice.

• 1:47Speaker 03

  Try one.

• 1:48Speaker 04

  Mmm.

• 1:52Speaker 03

  King's Hawaiian cinnamon bites. There's nothing like it.

• 2:06Ant McPartlin?

  Hi everybody.

• 2:07Declan Donnelly?

  Hello everyone.

• 2:07Ant McPartlin?

  Welcome to another bonus episode of hanging out with me and him.

• 2:13Declan Donnelly?

  Welcome back to the hangout.

• 2:14Ant McPartlin?

  What the bloody hell is going on here?

• 2:16Declan Donnelly?

  Well, we are now five months in to the podcast. We launched in January and I'll be honest with you. We've got a lot of admin that's been piling up.

• 2:23Ant McPartlin?

  Admin?

• 2:24Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a lot of stuff.

• 2:25Ant McPartlin?

  Who cares?

• 2:26Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you've got to do your admin, Anne.

• 2:27Ant McPartlin?

  Do you?

• 2:28Declan Donnelly?

  Come on.

• 2:30Ant McPartlin?

  My wife does all of that. She does. I'm not being sexist. She's great at it. I'm terrible at it.

• 2:36Declan Donnelly?

  Well.

• 2:36Ant McPartlin?

  Terrible. She's really good.

• 2:37Declan Donnelly?

  She hasn't done any of ours from the podcast, so we have to go through it.

• 2:41Ant McPartlin?

  She would. She would.

• 2:44Declan Donnelly?

  She'd like it.

• 2:44Ant McPartlin?

  She'd like it. She'd love stationery. She'd love these things.

• 2:48Declan Donnelly?

  We've got little trays in front of us. One says file. The other says pile. If we file it, that means we're going to action it. If we pile it, that just goes into one of my infamous piles, which we've just kind of forget about.

• 3:00Ant McPartlin?

  On your wife's nerves.

• 3:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 3:01Ant McPartlin?

  Go and take that pile home.

• 3:03Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 3:03Ant McPartlin?

  Whatever you do.

• 3:04Declan Donnelly?

  And then under the desk, we've got shred.

• 3:06Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, good.

• 3:07Declan Donnelly?

  If we particularly hate a comment or a thing, we will shred it.

• 3:11Ant McPartlin?

  So, Jeremiah.

• 3:12Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 3:12Ant McPartlin?

  Can I ask you something?

• 3:13Speaker 07

  Yes.

• 3:14Ant McPartlin?

  This, what are these? What are these piles of paper I see in front of me labelled Dec Ant Food General?

• 3:21Speaker 07

  These are many. We have sifted through all of our YouTube comments. We've pulled out things that we probably need to get back to people on.

• 3:29Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay.

• 3:30Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, God.

• 3:31Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 3:31Declan Donnelly?

  Never go through the comments. No, I like going through the comments, actually.

• 3:35Ant McPartlin?

  Never do it.

• 3:36Declan Donnelly?

  Do you not?

• 3:36Ant McPartlin?

  Never have, never will.

• 3:37Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I love it. Some absolute zingers in there.

• 3:40Ant McPartlin?

  Is there? So you might have read some of these?

• 3:42Declan Donnelly?

  Might have done, yeah. It's so serious this.

• 3:44Ant McPartlin?

  Struggling with that?

• 3:45Declan Donnelly?

  It's so serious. We've got, what do you call these?

• 3:49Ant McPartlin?

  Strings?

• 3:49Declan Donnelly?

  String on our glasses so we can do that and we know where they are. I could have these every day, actually.

• 3:54Ant McPartlin?

  How did you do this? Why did you struggle so much with putting your glasses on?

• 3:58Declan Donnelly?

  I didn't want to knock my wig off.

• 4:00Ant McPartlin?

  Hey! Oh.

• 4:04Declan Donnelly?

  He says.

• 4:05Ant McPartlin?

  He says as he struggles with.

• 4:07Declan Donnelly?

  You've got to go further up the thing, you see.

• 4:08Ant McPartlin?

  What do you mean? It's come off. It's caught me, yeah.

• 4:12Declan Donnelly?

  It's got to go further up.

• 4:13Ant McPartlin?

  I'm not used to wearing glasses. Only have to wear them in case in emergency situations.

• 4:17Declan Donnelly?

  What do you mean?

• 4:18Ant McPartlin?

  Like the evening.

• 4:19Declan Donnelly?

  If somebody does nine nine nine, you put your glasses on.

• 4:21Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't put my glasses on. No, when me eyes get really tired in the evenings.

• 4:25Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm.

• 4:25Ant McPartlin?

  Or I'm really tired in the mornings, I might need to wear them. But other than that, I try not to.

• 4:30Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:31Ant McPartlin?

  Because all I've been told is the more you wear them, the worse your eyes get. Is that true?

• 4:34Declan Donnelly?

  True, yeah.

• 4:35Ant McPartlin?

  Glasses wear over a long, long time.

• 4:36Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 4:36Ant McPartlin?

  You're wearing them more now than I've ever seen you wear them.

• 4:38Declan Donnelly?

  Exactly, because they're getting worse.

• 4:40Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm.

• 4:40Declan Donnelly?

  And now I've got very focals. This is boring, isn't it? Um, where do you want to?

• 4:44Ant McPartlin?

  Let's pile up pile. Is there a jingle?

• 4:47Speaker 07

  Let's make one up. All together now.

• 4:49Ant McPartlin?

  Let's pile up pile.

• 4:51Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, shred. Thank you, Fiona.

• 4:56Declan Donnelly?

  Um, this is from Three Spoons of Joy. It's a funny name, isn't it?

• 5:01Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 5:02Declan Donnelly?

  Is it Welsh?

• 5:04Ant McPartlin?

  Like, Bethan, doesn't exist.

• 5:06Declan Donnelly?

  The funny thing is, when you send something via the post office.

• 5:10Ant McPartlin?

  Why did you laugh? Did you read it?

• 5:12Declan Donnelly?

  No, just like, the funny thing is, we'll be the judge of that. When you send something via the post office, you have to tell them what's inside. Imagine explaining, it's a crisp.

• 5:25Declan Donnelly?

  It's a what?

• 5:26Ant McPartlin?

  Single crisp.

• 5:27Declan Donnelly?

  It's a crisp, just one crisp. Uh, and we've got the crisp.

• 5:32Ant McPartlin?

  We do. It's still looking. It looks exactly the same as when it first got here.

• 5:38Declan Donnelly?

  It's lost some of the order.

• 5:39Ant McPartlin?

  Has it? Nah.

• 5:41Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it has. But.

• 5:42Ant McPartlin?

  But none of the texture and none of the, um, form. It's kept its form. Form.

• 5:50Declan Donnelly?

  A F O M. Form.

• 5:51Ant McPartlin?

  Form. Why are you laughing?

• 5:55Declan Donnelly?

  Form. Form.

• 5:57Ant McPartlin?

  Form?

• 5:58Declan Donnelly?

  No, the.

• 6:01Ant McPartlin?

  Form?

• 6:02Declan Donnelly?

  No, the. Form. Form?

• 6:04Ant McPartlin?

  Form, man.

• 6:05Declan Donnelly?

  Form?

• 6:06Ant McPartlin?

  Form, I'm forming in a minute. Were you?

• 6:09Declan Donnelly?

  Form.

• 6:10Ant McPartlin?

  I said, shut up. So it's none of this form.

• 6:16Ant McPartlin?

  Why are you laughing? I've got the same accent as you.

• 6:19Declan Donnelly?

  Form.

• 6:20Ant McPartlin?

  Form?

• 6:22Ant McPartlin?

  Form?

• 6:24Declan Donnelly?

  Form? Form? Form?

• 6:27Ant McPartlin?

  Form, I said form!

• 6:30Ant McPartlin?

  None of this screaming, it makes a good podcast.

• 6:33Declan Donnelly?

  What we're gonna do with that, the crisp?

• 6:35Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, it's funny, it's funny, I'm keeping it. I'm keeping it.

• 6:39Declan Donnelly?

  We're fine with it?

• 6:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's funny, it made me laugh. Right, I'm gonna do one that is just for me.

• 6:45Declan Donnelly?

  Just for you?

• 6:46Ant McPartlin?

  And you do one that is just for you.

• 6:47Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 6:48Ant McPartlin?

  So, hmm. "I would like to know more about Ant's other two coffee machines," says Sanjay.

• 6:56Declan Donnelly?

  What's your Sanjay?

• 6:58Ant McPartlin?

  What's your?

• 6:58Declan Donnelly?

  Can you, can you two take this offline?

• 7:02Ant McPartlin?

  We could take it offline.

• 7:03Declan Donnelly?

  This is not interesting for the rest of us.

• 7:04Ant McPartlin?

  But there's no, there's no email, so I'm just gonna have to let you all know. So, I've got your normal instant coffee, right?

• 7:12Declan Donnelly?

  What's that, just a spoon and a?

• 7:13Ant McPartlin?

  Just a spoon, and just a spoon.

• 7:14Declan Donnelly?

  That's not a coffee machine though, right?

• 7:15Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no, I'm just, I'm explaining my coffee station. I've got a station in the house.

• 7:20Declan Donnelly?

  A station?

• 7:21Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, so it's one corner of the kitchen, so in the drawer below, I've got coffee spoons, I've got sugar, I've got instant coffee, and I've got mugs, right? Listen, stop getting distracted with your phone and stuff, I'm talking.

• 7:33Declan Donnelly?

  Sorry.

• 7:34Ant McPartlin?

  That's the station, so how easy is that?

• 7:36Declan Donnelly?

  I just thought I could catch up on a few emails.

• 7:37Ant McPartlin?

  How easy is that when you pull out the drawer and you've got that there? And above it, on the bench, I have got an espresso machine, capsules, all my capsules are there. I've got a proper barista style coffee machine, like a big old one. Put that down, stop reading ahead, I'm talking.

• 7:56Declan Donnelly?

  I don't even drink coffee.

• 7:57Ant McPartlin?

  I've also got a Smeg, um, it's like a coffee maid. So you can program the time that you want your coffee the next morning, and you get filtered coffee. Look, everybody's gobs are sexy gobs, why not? So do you know about a teas maid?

• 8:14Declan Donnelly?

  Pouting.

• 8:14Ant McPartlin?

  When we were growing up, teas maids were a real thing.

• 8:17Declan Donnelly?

  Do you know what would be nice? An alarm clock with a little grill in it that made you bacon for the morning when you woke up. Imagine waking up with this smell of bacon.

• 8:27Ant McPartlin?

  By the side of your bed. By the side of your bed.

• 8:30Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you put it over on the chest of drawers.

• 8:32Ant McPartlin?

  In your bedroom.

• 8:33Declan Donnelly?

  Why not?

• 8:33Ant McPartlin?

  Your grill and bacon.

• 8:34Declan Donnelly?

  You're making coffee? I need to eat.

• 8:37Ant McPartlin?

  That's downstairs. I don't wake up, it's in the kitchen.

• 8:41Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I could keep that in the kitchen.

• 8:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you could. That's, yeah, you could. That I agree with. Right.

• 8:46Declan Donnelly?

  I won't.

• 8:47Ant McPartlin?

  Um, what do I do with that? Well, I've answered it now.

• 8:49Declan Donnelly?

  So.

• 8:50Ant McPartlin?

  So.

• 8:50Declan Donnelly?

  Shred?

• 8:51Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, nah, we pile it.

• 8:53Declan Donnelly?

  Filed, done.

• 8:54Ant McPartlin?

  Filed, done. Okay. I'm still not sure of this system.

• 8:58Declan Donnelly?

  Neither am I.

• 8:59Ant McPartlin?

  Need to get my wife round.

• 9:00Declan Donnelly?

  Shaun. Shaun says.

• 9:04Ant McPartlin?

  Shaun.

• 9:05Declan Donnelly?

  My new claim to fame is I have the same size foot as Deck. Shame I've got arthritis in my hip and can't bend over and tie my laces anymore.

• 9:12Ant McPartlin?

  Hey, just like you.

• 9:15Declan Donnelly?

  Nothing wrong, no, I've got tight hips. Not arthritic. Thanks for the info, Shaun. Interesting Shaun fact for all you Shaun fact fans out there. Um, I think we'll shred that.

• 9:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, we'll shred that. It's all right, you still have a full body workout. Well, don't put it on the other things.

• 9:29Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 9:30Ant McPartlin?

  Because we can't.

• 9:31Declan Donnelly?

  Thanks for that, Shaun.

• 9:36Declan Donnelly?

  Right, what do you want to do now?

• 9:37Ant McPartlin?

  Um, I'm going to do food. Because I'm Turkish. And hopefully there's some nice recipe ideas in here. Guys. Listen, I'm reading. It's so rude. You're so rude. Guys, if you fancy a treat, try Marmite and banana sandwiches. Mmm. That's not Mason, mmm. That is Christopher Webb, who sent it in.

• 10:07Declan Donnelly?

  What do you think of that?

• 10:08Ant McPartlin?

  I don't like the sound of that. That sounds disgusting.

• 10:11Declan Donnelly?

  Are you a Marmite fan? I can't remember, did we talk about this?

• 10:13Ant McPartlin?

  I don't mind it.

• 10:15Declan Donnelly?

  No, you have to hear the love that I hear this.

• 10:16Ant McPartlin?

  It's all right, it's okay.

• 10:18Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, no, no, no.

• 10:19Ant McPartlin?

  I know, I know what they say, they says, oh, you haven't made it.

• 10:22Declan Donnelly?

  Look at that.

• 10:22Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, and there's one each. Ha ha.

• 10:25Declan Donnelly?

  Yippee.

• 10:26Ant McPartlin?

  Here you go. So.

• 10:27Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, now I love Marmite.

• 10:29Ant McPartlin?

  And I love bananas. So this could be, um, a sandwich that we both could enjoy. Or we're both going to be disgusted by.

• 10:38Declan Donnelly?

  Taste sensation.

• 10:39Ant McPartlin?

  So if you're just listening, it's white bread. Any butter on there? No, but I just marmite and then bananas. Yeah. No sugar in the bananas or anything? Sweet enough. Sweet enough, just like you.

• 10:51Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we try it?

• 10:52Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 10:56Ant McPartlin?

  Put it there.

• 11:02Ant McPartlin?

  Mum.

• 11:04Ant McPartlin?

  It's okay.

• 11:04Declan Donnelly?

  I don't hate it.

• 11:05Ant McPartlin?

  I don't hate it.

• 11:07Declan Donnelly?

  I don't hate it.

• 11:08Ant McPartlin?

  That's bizarre.

• 11:10Declan Donnelly?

  There's something weird going on in my mouth.

• 11:12Ant McPartlin?

  And I like it.

• 11:13Declan Donnelly?

  It's like, it's like there's a party on my tongue and everybody's invited.

• 11:16Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, I'm invited, I'm at a party. Great party, isn't it?

• 11:21Declan Donnelly?

  I don't hate it.

• 11:22Ant McPartlin?

  I, I, I don't, I quite like it.

• 11:24Declan Donnelly?

  I quite like it.

• 11:25Ant McPartlin?

  Banana and marmite sandwiches on white soft bread.

• 11:29Declan Donnelly?

  That is quite weird.

• 11:29Ant McPartlin?

  I'm going in again.

• 11:32Ant McPartlin?

  Hmm, actually that's good.

• 11:34Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 11:34Ant McPartlin?

  No, it's okay. That's pretty good.

• 11:37Declan Donnelly?

  I don't hate that. Well done, Christopher Webb.

• 11:40Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, Christopher Webb, that is a very good suggestion. That is being filed for the future. I mean, I think I'll remember the recipe, but just in case I, just in, just in case I don't. It's in.

• 11:52Declan Donnelly?

  What was it again? How did I make a banana and marmite sandwich?

• 11:56Ant McPartlin?

  On white bread. Okay, would you like to do a food one?

• 11:59Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, don't say that.

• 12:01Ant McPartlin?

  Take it.

• 12:02Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 12:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I'll take it and put it over there.

• 12:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, great.

• 12:06Declan Donnelly?

  This next bit's brought to you by Gemini, Google's AI app. Golf was good the other day.

• 12:11Ant McPartlin?

  It was good, wasn't it?

• 12:12Declan Donnelly?

  I loved it.

• 12:13Ant McPartlin?

  Are you stiff?

• 12:14Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my god.

• 12:15Ant McPartlin?

  I'm really stiff. Like, I'd never, I never used to get this stiff. Haven't played golf.

• 12:19Declan Donnelly?

  Obviously, we're getting a bit older.

• 12:20Ant McPartlin?

  We need to stretch more, don't we though?

• 12:22Declan Donnelly?

  We do. After golf, it's a lot of twisting, a lot of turning.

• 12:25Ant McPartlin?

  There is.

• 12:26Declan Donnelly?

  I need to stretch.

• 12:27Ant McPartlin?

  Do you want me to ask Gemini to see if there's a good kitchen stretch?

• 12:30Declan Donnelly?

  I think that is a very good idea.

• 12:31Ant McPartlin?

  You should though, like a really quick stretch. Okay, let me, um.

• 12:35Declan Donnelly?

  A good post golf kitchen stretch.

• 12:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm asking, I'm asking. Uh, Gemini, please can you give Deck some stretches to do, uh, after golf in the kitchen when the kid's gone to bed? Okay, Gemini says, here's a quick, quiet kitchen routine for Deck. Hold each for twenty to thirty seconds and breathe.

• 12:57Ant McPartlin?

  Deeply.

• 12:58Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 12:59Ant McPartlin?

  The kitchen sink, lat and spine stretch. So grip the edge of the sink, step back, hinge at the hips until the torso is parallel to this. This is the kitchen sink. That's it. That's it. That's it.

• 13:12Declan Donnelly?

  Good idea.

• 13:12Ant McPartlin?

  That's a good one. So breathe, breathe, breathe.

• 13:17Declan Donnelly?

  It's got me hammies as well, that.

• 13:18Ant McPartlin?

  And breathe out. There you go. Well done. Counter quad stretch. Hold the counter for balance. Grab one ankle behind him and pull the heel to the glutes. Keep knees close. That's it.

• 13:28Declan Donnelly?

  Old school.

• 13:29Ant McPartlin?

  Breathe.

• 13:33Ant McPartlin?

  Next. It's good, isn't it?

• 13:35Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 13:35Ant McPartlin?

  Do you want another one? Hamstring and calf hinge. Step one foot back with the heel down. Hinge forward of the hips, keeping the front leg straight and hands on the sink. This is the sink, remember?

• 13:47Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:48Ant McPartlin?

  And breathe. I just like the breathing. The kids are in bed, so you can't, you can't be that loud.

• 13:54Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 13:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, remember?

• 13:56Declan Donnelly?

  Very good. I like a bit of yoga as well, if there's anything a bit more.

• 13:59Ant McPartlin?

  Do I ask Gemini?

• 14:00Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, come on, let me, um, just get my glasses on.

• 14:03Ant McPartlin?

  Anything a bit more calming, you mean?

• 14:05Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, that's what I like. Gemini, can you come up with some yoga poses that I can do? Gemini says, read these out to me so I can work this out.

• 14:14Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, you're gonna do it again? Okay. Shall I read you a hot pigeon?

• 14:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 14:18Ant McPartlin?

  From all fours, bring one knee behind the same side wrist. Angling the foot inward, slide the other leg straight back and lower the hips. Fold onto the forearms if comfortable.

• 14:29Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 14:30Ant McPartlin?

  Where you go, oh, he's getting on the table. Don't get on the table. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good football stress, that is. Not a name, Jeans. Uh, hold on, let me, um, let me just see if Gemini rates your position. Can you hold that pose?

• 14:47Ant McPartlin?

  Right, okay, I'm gonna take a picture and upload it to Gemini. And then, yeah, attach that and I'm gonna ask. Gemini, rate this pigeon pose, please. You can come to back down if you want. Analyze it.

• 15:01Speaker 03

  Based on standard yoga alignment, here is a breakdown of this unique tabletop rendition of the pigeon pose.

• 15:07Ant McPartlin?

  Unique.

• 15:07Speaker 03

  Climbing onto a polished wooden conference table.

• 15:10Ant McPartlin?

  Adds a level of difficulty and risk to the furniture. Yeah. Standard points for creativity, but a yoga mat on the floor is highly recommended for stability and grip.

• 15:19Declan Donnelly?

  Fair.

• 15:19Ant McPartlin?

  The front knee appears to be bent and tucked under the torso. Good at. In a classic pigeon pose, you want the front shin to be tracking toward parallel with the front of the mat or table in this case. Here it looks a bit compressed, likely due to the lack of space. In those jeans. Extension of the back leg is quite active. A traditional pigeon pose relies on gravity to let the back leg, hip and top of the foot rest flat on the floor to deepen the hip flexor stretch.

• 15:44Declan Donnelly?

  So an enthusiastic effort.

• 15:45Ant McPartlin?

  Not bad, in jeans, in jeans. Let's not forget, he was wearing jeans.

• 15:49Declan Donnelly?

  Let's not forget that, guys.

• 15:51Ant McPartlin?

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• 16:06Declan Donnelly?

  Download the Gemini app today to unlock the power of Google AI on your phone.

• 16:11Ant McPartlin?

  Check responses set up required. Compatibility and availability varies. Eighteen plus.

• 16:18Declan Donnelly?

  This is from Simon Richards.

• 16:19Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, it's me, it's Baited.

• 16:22Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yours are boring.

• 16:24Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't write them, Declan.

• 16:25Declan Donnelly?

  Coffee, coffee.

• 16:26Ant McPartlin?

  Not to be dramatic, but you guys are my version of serotonin. Anton Dectonin from Mads Gordon.

• 16:34Declan Donnelly?

  Is that, uh, is that when we send her to sleep?

• 16:38Ant McPartlin?

  No, serotonin is good.

• 16:39Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 16:39Ant McPartlin?

  That's good, it makes you happy.

• 16:40Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, okay, I thought she was being rude.

• 16:42Ant McPartlin?

  That's a very nice thing. Thanks, Mads. That's it. That's all we've got to say about that.

• 16:46Declan Donnelly?

  File it. I thought she was being rude since we sent her to sleep.

• 16:50Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 16:50Declan Donnelly?

  I was gonna smash her face in.

• 16:51Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 16:51Declan Donnelly?

  Over the internet.

• 16:54Declan Donnelly?

  One from Simon Richards.

• 16:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, come on, the one that you read ahead on.

• 16:57Declan Donnelly?

  Eagerly anticipated.

• 16:58Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, yeah.

• 16:58Declan Donnelly?

  OMG. Declan Donnelly has never watched Jurassic Park. That is the most shocking revelation ever. Even the blokes stranded on a desert island for fifty years has seen Jurassic Park. Fantastic podcast, respect, guys.

• 17:10Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, thank you very much, Simon.

• 17:11Declan Donnelly?

  I haven't seen Jurassic Park.

• 17:12Ant McPartlin?

  There's loads of movies he hasn't seen.

• 17:14Declan Donnelly?

  I kind of get it. It's the dinosaurs come to life and everybody gets a bit scared.

• 17:19Ant McPartlin?

  But you could say that about most movies.

• 17:21Declan Donnelly?

  That's why I don't watch eleven of them.

• 17:23Ant McPartlin?

  But you could say that about Rocky. I can't get it. It's the underdog fighter that comes and wins the world championship.

• 17:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, but that is good, though.

• 17:29Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but so is Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park's one of my all-time favourite movies.

• 17:32Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 17:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:33Declan Donnelly?

  I should watch it for you.

• 17:34Ant McPartlin?

  You should. I'm not in it.

• 17:38Ant McPartlin?

  When you say that, I watch it for you. It makes me think that I'm in it, but I'm not in it.

• 17:43Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I'll watch it for you. So we've got a deeper bond.

• 17:48Ant McPartlin?

  Like we need it.

• 17:49Declan Donnelly?

  Um.

• 17:50Ant McPartlin?

  There you go.

• 17:52Declan Donnelly?

  Pilot?

• 17:52Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, we should. I'll tell you what we will do. We will file it and we should add to this, make a note that we need to get a list of all of the classic movies that Dec hasn't watched and make him watch them.

• 18:06Ant McPartlin?

  E.T.? Have you seen E.T.?

• 18:07Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 18:09Ant McPartlin?

  Have you seen, I don't know, Lawrence of Arabia?

• 18:11Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 18:12Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 18:13Declan Donnelly?

  Why would I watch that?

• 18:15Ant McPartlin?

  Because it's a classic.

• 18:16Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 18:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 18:17Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 18:17Ant McPartlin?

  Goodfellas. Have you seen Goodfellas?

• 18:18Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I've seen that. I like that.

• 18:20Ant McPartlin?

  Gremlins?

• 18:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I've seen that.

• 18:21Ant McPartlin?

  The Goonies?

• 18:22Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I've seen that.

• 18:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, that's good. Oh, oh, good.

• 18:24Declan Donnelly?

  I've seen a few.

• 18:25Ant McPartlin?

  Teen Wolf?

• 18:26Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, I love Teen Wolf.

• 18:27Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, really?

• 18:27Declan Donnelly?

  Not Teen Wolf 2, though.

• 18:28Ant McPartlin?

  No, I know I've watched Teen Wolf 2.

• 18:30Declan Donnelly?

  That was rubbish.

• 18:31Speaker 07

  Citizen Kane?

• 18:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, I've seen Citizen Kane. I like that. Uh, let's have a general. Is it your turn or my turn?

• 18:36Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, it's my turn. Thank you.

• 18:38Declan Donnelly?

  Takes so long over it.

• 18:39Ant McPartlin?

  Unpopular opinion. Greg's is rubbish.

• 18:41Declan Donnelly?

  What? No, no, let's see. Let's see what he has to say. Let's see what he has to say.

• 18:48Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no. Trust me. I've ruined it now.

• 18:51Declan Donnelly?

  Who is it from? First of all, let's name and shame.

• 18:55Ant McPartlin?

  Greg's is rubbish.

• 18:56Declan Donnelly?

  From who?

• 18:57Ant McPartlin?

  It was at its peak in the

• 18:59Declan Donnelly?

  Who's sending it?

• 19:00Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on. Greg. Greg, Jamie's son. Greg's is rubbish. It was at its peak in the late 80s, mid 90s. Now, mere shadow of its former self. Back in the day, the Greg's Whopper was a thing of beauty indeed. And the pastries were actually nice. The bread was better quality back then, too. Greg, I don't know what you're talking about. That is

• 19:22Declan Donnelly?

  Sacrilege.

• 19:23Ant McPartlin?

  Sacrilege to us, Geordies. To anybody, to anybody who likes the pasty. He's talking absolute nonsense. Shred, shred that and everything you write from now on. Never listen to our podcast again. We don't need him, we don't need Greg.

• 19:38Declan Donnelly?

  We don't need him.

• 19:39Ant McPartlin?

  We don't need him. See ya. Blacklist his name, actioned. Blacklist him. Not only can he not write in, he can't listen to the podcast anymore. Or watch us on any TV shows. That's it.

• 19:51Declan Donnelly?

  Can I just have an unpopular opinion as well?

• 19:57Declan Donnelly?

  Greg Stotley's aren't as good as he used to be.

• 20:05Ant McPartlin?

  Put you in the shredder.

• 20:07Declan Donnelly?

  I think they're not as good as they used to be.

• 20:08Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 20:08Declan Donnelly?

  I don't have to change them. They're a bit smaller. I think they're smaller. And I think they've changed their menu a little bit.

• 20:15Ant McPartlin?

  They're smaller because you've got bigger? You idiot. That's how things happen when you grow up.

• 20:20Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, maybe.

• 20:20Ant McPartlin?

  Things that seem big to you as a child, seem small to you as an adult. That's just growing up.

• 20:26Declan Donnelly?

  Is it though?

• 20:27Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 20:28Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 20:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 20:30Declan Donnelly?

  Right.

• 20:33Declan Donnelly?

  Why does Dec always refer to his wife as the current Mrs Donnelly? It's like he is going to swap her soon.

• 20:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:40Declan Donnelly?

  You said it, Julie.

• 20:40Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 20:42Declan Donnelly?

  Let's put that on the pile and leave it on the top so Mrs D can see it.

• 20:45Ant McPartlin?

  Let's have another food one.

• 20:49Ant McPartlin?

  And that's all it says. I totally had to wear them. For a Scottish food to try, you should try and get some butteries. They are a pastry. Toast them and smother them in butter. So good. Ashley Nixon. A butteries?

• 21:05Declan Donnelly?

  It's what?

• 21:06Ant McPartlin?

  Pastry. They're a pastry. Toast them and smother them in butter. So good.

• 21:11Declan Donnelly?

  Butteries?

• 21:12Ant McPartlin?

  I should have read it in a Scottish accent, really.

• 21:14Declan Donnelly?

  Do it again then.

• 21:14Ant McPartlin?

  For a Scottish food to try, you should try some butteries. They are a pastry. Toast them and smother them in butter. Butter. Butter. How do they have a Scottish name? They say butter. Butter, butter. They're so good.

• 21:33Ant McPartlin?

  Ashley Nixon.

• 21:34Declan Donnelly?

  Butteries?

• 21:35Ant McPartlin?

  Have we got a picture of butteries? Put it on the screen.

• 21:38Declan Donnelly?

  You can get them in AAA and double A size.

• 21:43Declan Donnelly?

  Because it sounds like batteries.

• 21:45Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, no, no.

• 21:45Declan Donnelly?

  You get it, you get it.

• 21:46Ant McPartlin?

  You got it, you got it.

• 21:48Declan Donnelly?

  There wasn't much of a laugh.

• 21:50Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, this looks, this looks so me.

• 21:56Ant McPartlin?

  So, hold on, is it just pastry? You're just eating pastry?

• 22:00Declan Donnelly?

  Wow, yeah, that sounds healthy.

• 22:03Ant McPartlin?

  The Aberdeen buttery, I'd love to try it, though.

• 22:06Declan Donnelly?

  They look like they'll keep for quite a while.

• 22:09Ant McPartlin?

  I fancy them, they're a bit me, them, bit of butter and jam.

• 22:12Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna try some butteries, let's file that.

• 22:14Ant McPartlin?

  File that. That was Ashley Nixon.

• 22:17Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna try that, Ashley, stay tuned for that, it's from Tara.

• 22:20Ant McPartlin?

  How do you think it's going so far?

• 22:22Declan Donnelly?

  It's okay.

• 22:23Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 22:23Declan Donnelly?

  It's not bad.

• 22:23Ant McPartlin?

  It's good.

• 22:24Declan Donnelly?

  It's good, it's okay. I once had a taxi driver, tell me.

• 22:28Ant McPartlin?

  Did you? Oh, you dirty devil. Oh, sorry, you're gonna lead on to say something else.

• 22:32Declan Donnelly?

  Once had a taxi driver, tell me he saw. Once had a taxi driver, tell me he saw Bigfoot.

• 22:40Ant McPartlin?

  Was it?

• 22:41Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, in Witcher, Hampshire. Walked down in front of the, walked down in front of the car he was driving. I echo what you're saying, there must be truth in the origins of the story, that's from Tara.

• 22:53Ant McPartlin?

  Right, this is, this is not what we meant about origins of the, like, there is no way Bigfoot is walking out in front of the traffic.

• 23:03Declan Donnelly?

  In, in Witcher, Hampshire.

• 23:04Ant McPartlin?

  That, there's no way, there's no way, a guy with a big foot, maybe, one big foot, that's, yeah, that's understandable. No, I'm not having that, that you, the taxi driver is talking rubbish, shred him.

• 23:14Declan Donnelly?

  Shred it, sorry Tara.

• 23:15Ant McPartlin?

  Shred him.

• 23:19Ant McPartlin?

  Next one, oh, get really short ones, you should get them. I'm actually quite impressed at how clever and knowledgeable Ant is, from Gemma, thank you Gemma, file it.

• 23:31Declan Donnelly?

  Was that the end of the story?

• 23:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 23:33Declan Donnelly?

  That's the end of the.

• 23:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, look.

• 23:37Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you Gemma. Recommendations for Scottish foods for Auntie Try. Hooray, they all come in at once.

• 23:46Ant McPartlin?

  Macaroni pies, proper Scottish ones from Laura Lou.

• 23:51Declan Donnelly?

  Macaroni pies, is that pasta in a pie?

• 23:53Speaker 07

  And here you go.

• 23:55Ant McPartlin?

  Don't know, let's see.

• 23:56Speaker 07

  Also from Aberdeen.

• 23:56Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, oh yes, I have had these. I've had a macaroni pie before, they're so good and they've got a little bit of, um.

• 24:04Declan Donnelly?

  It's like minced beef?

• 24:05Ant McPartlin?

  Minced beef down the bottom.

• 24:06Declan Donnelly?

  Haggis.

• 24:07Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I hope it is haggis. Because you know I love haggis.

• 24:11Declan Donnelly?

  So for those of you just listening, it is like a pie casing with macaroni pasta in it, bit of a cheesy top and a little bit of like mincey beef on the bottom?

• 24:20Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Do you remember that nanny that we had?

• 24:23Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 24:23Ant McPartlin?

  Bring the pies down from Scotland.

• 24:24Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 24:25Ant McPartlin?

  I think, I think one of them was a macaroni pie and I was like, no way. And it was lush. Absolutely lush.

• 24:31Declan Donnelly?

  Got a very interesting one here from Gem. Thing is, she says.

• 24:37Ant McPartlin?

  I like how she started it.

• 24:38Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I do.

• 24:39Ant McPartlin?

  Just straight in, no high, no nothing, just in.

• 24:41Declan Donnelly?

  Thing is.

• 24:42Ant McPartlin?

  Thing is.

• 24:44Declan Donnelly?

  If Paul McCartney was replaced so long ago, then the guy we have now surely just deserves to be him at this point.

• 24:53Declan Donnelly?

  Like, he's been putting the time in. That's Gem.

• 24:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 24:58Declan Donnelly?

  I think, I think she raises a very good point.

• 25:00Ant McPartlin?

  Pilot, pilot.

• 25:01Declan Donnelly?

  Because if he was replaced, like early doors when Paul McCartney was young, he's been Paul McCartney for longer than Paul McCartney.

• 25:07Ant McPartlin?

  And he's still done really good work, like really good work.

• 25:09Declan Donnelly?

  He's in some ways, he's better than the other Paul McCartney?

• 25:12Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 25:14Declan Donnelly?

  The other Paul McCartney was never as good as this Paul McCartney.

• 25:16Ant McPartlin?

  Now, this Paul McCartney is, you know, he's had different bands, he's had solo careers, through the world.

• 25:21Declan Donnelly?

  He deserves it now.

• 25:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, he deserves it. Well done. That's, that's very good.

• 25:25Declan Donnelly?

  Well done.

• 25:25Ant McPartlin?

  We should have another one for excellent.

• 25:27Declan Donnelly?

  Like Gold Star.

• 25:29Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 25:30Declan Donnelly?

  Gem.

• 25:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 25:31Declan Donnelly?

  Great message.

• 25:32Ant McPartlin?

  Well done, well done.

• 25:34Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I've got one here from Holly May Wood. She says, hi guys, me and my mum have watched this video together and she's told me to tell Aunt not to wear stripes on the podcast because it looks weird in the video and it hurts her head.

• 25:48Ant McPartlin?

  I don't care. Shred it.

• 25:50Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 25:51Ant McPartlin?

  I don't care.

• 25:51Declan Donnelly?

  No, you've got to take the feedback like this seriously.

• 25:54Ant McPartlin?

  One person? She might just be having an off day. Did she already have a headache? Probably.

• 25:59Declan Donnelly?

  Apparently not.

• 26:00Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, really? It was my jumper, was it?

• 26:01Declan Donnelly?

  It was your jumper?

• 26:02Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, no.

• 26:04Declan Donnelly?

  But maybe she speaks for them for...

• 26:05Ant McPartlin?

  She doesn't speak for anyone other than herself. I'm gonna go straight in with another one. If deck wore shorts, wouldn't they be considered trousers?

• 26:14Declan Donnelly?

  Give me that.

• 26:16Ant McPartlin?

  File!

• 26:17Declan Donnelly?

  In there, in there. Shred it.

• 26:20Ant McPartlin?

  I'm gonna see what it's from.

• 26:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 26:21Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, it was a zinger as well.

• 26:23Declan Donnelly?

  I'm gonna get that out. I'm gonna sift through and get your name and I'll come around and smash your face right in. Hi, this is from V, said, I would like to see Aunt packing her suitcase live on the podcast.

• 26:34Ant McPartlin?

  That's a great idea.

• 26:36Declan Donnelly?

  With makeup and hair stuff too.

• 26:38Ant McPartlin?

  Come get ready with me. Come get ready with me as we pack for a weekend away.

• 26:44Declan Donnelly?

  That'll be good.

• 26:45Ant McPartlin?

  To Barcelona. Oh, Pudgy girl.

• 26:48Declan Donnelly?

  We're gonna do that.

• 26:50Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, let's do that. Hold on, I've gotta do makeup and hair.

• 26:54Declan Donnelly?

  Well, yeah, all your toiletries, I think she means.

• 26:56Ant McPartlin?

  A good replacement for a swear word I use. Fujitsu!

• 27:00Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's good.

• 27:01Ant McPartlin?

  Trust me, it works. Love the show. Love from Madin Blue. Madin Blue?

• 27:05Declan Donnelly?

  Madin Blue.

• 27:06Ant McPartlin?

  Madin. Madin? That's made up. It's made up, isn't it? It's made up to get me to talk about it. Madin. Madin Blue. Madin Blue! Can you imagine Blue?

• 27:19Declan Donnelly?

  Fujitsu! You might get sued for that though. Is that not a trademark?

• 27:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, but what are they gonna do? Come to your house and arrest you?

• 27:26Declan Donnelly?

  They might do.

• 27:27Speaker 07

  Who's a trademark? Jiu-jitsu?

• 27:28Declan Donnelly?

  Fujitsu. Is Fujitsu a car?

• 27:31Speaker 07

  It's a car, yeah.

• 27:32Ant McPartlin?

  It's a telly, isn't it?

• 27:33Speaker 07

  I thought it was a car.

• 27:35Ant McPartlin?

  Electronics, yeah.

• 27:36Declan Donnelly?

  Is it? What am I thinking of?

• 27:38Speaker 07

  Is it cameras?

• 27:38Ant McPartlin?

  Cameras. Cameras. Oh, Fujitsu!

• 27:44Declan Donnelly?

  That's a good one. This is from Les Price. Or, uh, it might be French. Le Price, I don't know.

• 27:51Ant McPartlin?

  The Price.

• 27:52Declan Donnelly?

  Ant is dead right. Oh, here we go.

• 27:54Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you.

• 27:55Declan Donnelly?

  Ant is dead right.

• 27:56Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you. There is a wall around Antarctica.

• 27:59Declan Donnelly?

  Airport security.

• 28:02Ant McPartlin?

  I'm listening.

• 28:04Declan Donnelly?

  Anybody who arrives at security with water, liquids not in a separate bag, and all the other things not in order should be sent to the back of the queue again. If they miss their flight, that's their tough luck.

• 28:15Ant McPartlin?

  Did I say that?

• 28:17Declan Donnelly?

  I think he must have done.

• 28:17Ant McPartlin?

  That's very harsh. That's not me.

• 28:20Declan Donnelly?

  Were you having a bad day? Had you, had you just come back from a flight?

• 28:24Ant McPartlin?

  I think that was you.

• 28:25Declan Donnelly?

  Was that me?

• 28:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I don't, I would never want anyone to miss their flight because I seen it happen to somebody in Portugal, actually, and the guy was late and he was like, excuse me, excuse me. And he was, do you mind if I skip past? I'm gonna miss my flight. And these people ahead of us, we said yes, he got ahead of us, they said no. And he missed his flight.

• 28:43Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 28:45Ant McPartlin?

  And it made me feel sick for the poor lad. And he was a bit sweaty. He was obviously been on a stag do. Like this kid clearly needed to get home. Like he was in a whole world of pain. You know what I mean? Like he just, he had to get home and he wasn't allowed. So I wouldn't.

• 28:59Declan Donnelly?

  File or pile?

• 29:00Ant McPartlin?

  Uh.

• 29:01Declan Donnelly?

  Missed a flight.

• 29:02Ant McPartlin?

  Pile, pile.

• 29:03Declan Donnelly?

  Can't do that. Can't do that.

• 29:06Ant McPartlin?

  Get some gluty dumpling with custard down your neck. Best Scottish dessert ever.

• 29:13Declan Donnelly?

  Why is it, why are they all from Scotland?

• 29:15Ant McPartlin?

  From Linda. Cluty dumpling? Picture of Cluty dumpling by any chance?

• 29:20Declan Donnelly?

  Sounds like a pet name, that. Hello, my Cluty dumpling.

• 29:23Ant McPartlin?

  Am I spelling it? Uh, C L double O T I E dumpling. Oh, oh, I do, oh, yeah, all right, okay. Right. This looks tremendous. I love fruitcake. I love Christmas pudding. Don't focus on the one.

• 29:38Declan Donnelly?

  What's the one on the top left? If you're just listening, it looks like a stomach.

• 29:44Ant McPartlin?

  Clutie Dumpling. Now, now, go to the one where it's been cut open, we can see the raisins. So it looks like, looks like Christmas pudding.

• 29:52Declan Donnelly?

  Quick one here from Tory, says thinks our listeners should be called top bananas.

• 30:00Ant McPartlin?

  Nah.

• 30:00Declan Donnelly?

  No, not for that.

• 30:01Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, nah, let's shred it.

• 30:02Declan Donnelly?

  Um, as a collective, Lottie says, viewers and listeners of the pod should be named Chums in homage to SMTV Live.

• 30:10Ant McPartlin?

  Nah.

• 30:10Declan Donnelly?

  Because we're all chums hanging out.

• 30:11Ant McPartlin?

  Nah.

• 30:12Declan Donnelly?

  No, no.

• 30:13Ant McPartlin?

  Shred it.

• 30:13Declan Donnelly?

  So we're not doing top bananas or chums?

• 30:15Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 30:16Declan Donnelly?

  Um, Maddie says we could give away-

• 30:19Ant McPartlin?

  Why are you just blowing ahead? We're not-

• 30:20Declan Donnelly?

  Because these are all on the same theme.

• 30:22Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 30:22Declan Donnelly?

  Maddie says we could give away Belterbox badges, like Blue Peter badges.

• 30:26Ant McPartlin?

  Okay. Something in that, isn't there? To give away something to our members.

• 30:33Declan Donnelly?

  I think we should do a hanging out badge, no?

• 30:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I agree.

• 30:35Declan Donnelly?

  For the hanging outers.

• 30:36Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. That's what I should say.

• 30:37Declan Donnelly?

  So I'll, I'll shred the top bananas and the chums.

• 30:41Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, and we'll keep badges.

• 30:44Ant McPartlin?

  Egg mail.

• 30:46Declan Donnelly?

  What?

• 30:46Ant McPartlin?

  That's the start of this next one.

• 30:47Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, right.

• 30:48Ant McPartlin?

  Egg mail, question mark?

• 30:49Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 30:49Ant McPartlin?

  You've gone very sorry, haven't you?

• 30:53Ant McPartlin?

  On Tyneside, it was always egg and salad cream back in the day, where you can keep the bits of tomato that they always put in kids' party sandwiches with egg, rank. Question, what do you think are each other's best and worst charis- characteristics? What is that gonna do with anything?

• 31:08Declan Donnelly?

  Egg mail?

• 31:08Ant McPartlin?

  Louise S. Shred.

• 31:13Declan Donnelly?

  It's quite confrontational, that.

• 31:15Ant McPartlin?

  It was, wasn't it?

• 31:16Declan Donnelly?

  I didn't, I didn't appreciate the tone.

• 31:17Ant McPartlin?

  I didn't appreciate the tone, well, that's why I should go shredded.

• 31:20Declan Donnelly?

  Good. Um, a little bit of feedback here. Sophie says, I think Eternal Love has the cringiest lyrics out of all your songs.

• 31:29Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you very much. I agree. Violet.

• 31:32Declan Donnelly?

  The suntan lotion, that familiar smell, I made you a necklace from a chain of shells. The fire burning, our bodies yearning, round and round, the wheels of love are turning. From Sophie.

• 31:43Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh.

• 31:43Declan Donnelly?

  Then Lisa Marie, though.

• 31:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 31:45Declan Donnelly?

  Disagrees and she says, no.

• 31:47Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 31:47Declan Donnelly?

  This is like a marriage. Loving the good songs means accepting the cringey ones. Oh, so that means she thinks it was cringey too.

• 31:56Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, so they both agree it was cringy?

• 31:57Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they do, they do.

• 31:58Declan Donnelly?

  But Lisa Marie is just saying we have to go with it. So we file that?

• 32:01Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 32:03Declan Donnelly?

  Just so we remember.

• 32:04Ant McPartlin?

  Swapping about for a bit, guys. Let's do challenge deck from Ash.

• 32:10Ant McPartlin?

  Fancy that? Challenge deck?

• 32:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I could do that.

• 32:12Ant McPartlin?

  Challenge you to fight or something? We'll get guys to come in and go, "Hold on, I'll smash your face in." See how you like it? And it goes on, the guys get bigger, muscly.

• 32:21Declan Donnelly?

  And do I have to fight them or is it just a shouting match?

• 32:24Ant McPartlin?

  Well, you can fight them if you want. You can smash their faces in if you feel like you can.

• 32:29Declan Donnelly?

  Your glasses are broken again.

• 32:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, should we do that? Challenge deck, but it's actual fighting.

• 32:34Declan Donnelly?

  Great.

• 32:35Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, that's in the file. Thanks, Ash. Really good idea.

• 32:40Declan Donnelly?

  Mess Reads says, "Anyone else?" And I'd like to take a straw poll here from everybody here in the attic. This is from Mess Reads. "I'd like to take a straw poll from everybody else here in the hangout." Are we calling it the hangout still?

• 32:53Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I haven't been, but...

• 32:55Declan Donnelly?

  This is from Mess Reads. "Anyone else think it was weird seeing Ant in short sleeves?"

• 33:03Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:04Ant McPartlin?

  What? What?

• 33:06Speaker 07

  Really threw me off.

• 33:07Declan Donnelly?

  Jemima?

• 33:08Ant McPartlin?

  Are you joking?

• 33:09Speaker 07

  Yeah.

• 33:10Declan Donnelly?

  I thought it was early.

• 33:12Speaker 07

  Like nauseous, just kind of like...

• 33:14Ant McPartlin?

  Shut up, Jemima.

• 33:17Declan Donnelly?

  Sexy?

• 33:18Ant McPartlin?

  Sexy!

• 33:19Declan Donnelly?

  It was too much, wasn't it? It was so early in the run of podcasts as well. I wasn't expecting to see so much flesh.

• 33:26Ant McPartlin?

  You wear, I'm wearing a vest next week.

• 33:29Declan Donnelly?

  Nice. What did you think? Oh, he loved that. He did. He's on your camera and all.

• 33:34Ant McPartlin?

  I do it for him.

• 33:36Declan Donnelly?

  Jack, you're new to Heckler's Corner, relatively speaking. What did you think? You're a listener, not a viewer?

• 33:43Speaker 04

  I'm a listener.

• 33:44Declan Donnelly?

  So it didn't bother you?

• 33:45Speaker 04

  Didn't bother me.

• 33:46Declan Donnelly?

  Did it not?

• 33:46Ant McPartlin?

  Exactly, see? You listen to it in the shower, right?

• 33:49Speaker 04

  Yeah. I listen to it in the shower. My kids come in and think that I'm talking to you on the phone.

• 33:56Declan Donnelly?

  That is nice.

• 33:57Ant McPartlin?

  That is nice. It's a very one-way conversation, though.

• 34:01Speaker 04

  Yeah, it is, yeah.

• 34:01Ant McPartlin?

  Like that.

• 34:02Speaker 04

  Let's just listen.

• 34:02Declan Donnelly?

  We just talk over them.

• 34:06Ant McPartlin?

  Jack tries to talk back.

• 34:09Ant McPartlin?

  "I'm surprised none of you liked Custard Creams in your top three." From Alam. Alam? Alm?

• 34:18Declan Donnelly?

  Are you?

• 34:19Ant McPartlin?

  Are you? Jed?

• 34:21Declan Donnelly?

  We got... I mean...

• 34:24Declan Donnelly?

  I got a bourbon in there.

• 34:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you did.

• 34:26Declan Donnelly?

  That was deemed quite boring. I think custard creams are slightly more boring than bourbons.

• 34:30Speaker 04

  They're very boring.

• 34:31Declan Donnelly?

  They're quite boring.

• 34:32Speaker 04

  What do you get when you like give blood or something?

• 34:34Ant McPartlin?

  Custard cream. I like it. I quite like the custard cream.

• 34:37Declan Donnelly?

  I do like it because it's not my top three. I don't mind a custard cream, but you're right, it's a bit more blood donary. Isn't it?

• 34:44Ant McPartlin?

  Blood donor biscuit, blood donor biscuit, blood donor biscuit. Biscuit. I love Dec talking over us. It's fantastic guys from Britain.

• 34:54Declan Donnelly?

  You're gonna love this podcast.

• 34:55Ant McPartlin?

  We're gonna fire a lot in it.

• 34:59Declan Donnelly?

  So this is from Craig. Could you sort out some doubt that is being sown out there, Anne? There's, there's, there's a, a lot of, a lot of chat about this. So, does Anne like or not like marmalade?

• 35:16Ant McPartlin?

  I like marmalade.

• 35:16Declan Donnelly?

  You do like marmalade?

• 35:18Ant McPartlin?

  And I like jam.

• 35:19Declan Donnelly?

  Ah.

• 35:20Ant McPartlin?

  I like both.

• 35:21Declan Donnelly?

  So on Why Don't You, were you lying or was that was in the script?

• 35:24Ant McPartlin?

  It's for content.

• 35:27Declan Donnelly?

  For likes and clicks. Clicks and likes.

• 35:28Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it was clickbait. Clickbait jam hate.

• 35:32Declan Donnelly?

  Rage bait?

• 35:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 35:34Declan Donnelly?

  Rage bait jam hate. Hashtag, hashtag rage bait jam hate.

• 35:39Ant McPartlin?

  I love most, um.

• 35:41Declan Donnelly?

  Condiments?

• 35:42Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, no, condiments, what, the preserves?

• 35:44Declan Donnelly?

  Do you?

• 35:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Apricot, yeah. Tick. Blackcurrant, yeah. Tick. Raspberry jam, strawberry jam, marmalade. I like, there's a really good, have you ever had ginger preserve?

• 35:55Declan Donnelly?

  No, I have not.

• 35:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, guys. Get it. Get it. Change it up.

• 35:59Declan Donnelly?

  Where do we get this from?

• 36:01Ant McPartlin?

  Fortnum and Masons.

• 36:02Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, he's doing well, isn't he? He's doing very well.

• 36:05Ant McPartlin?

  I got it sent in a hamper from Alicia, I think you'll find, from Britain's Got Talent.

• 36:09Declan Donnelly?

  Um, how do you feel about, um, savoury condiments? You know, like your ketchup, like your barbecue sauces.

• 36:15Ant McPartlin?

  I get, I get. I can't believe Dec is always the late one. He strikes me as a completely type A and, and a type B person.

• 36:23Declan Donnelly?

  What is that?

• 36:24Ant McPartlin?

  Shocking stuff. What's that?

• 36:24Declan Donnelly?

  What is a type A and a type B?

• 36:25Speaker 02

  Like organised is type A, type B is kind of head in the clouds.

• 36:29Speaker 07

  Chaotic.

• 36:30Declan Donnelly?

  Is that a blood type?

• 36:33Declan Donnelly?

  How do you get?

• 36:33Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, I'm chaotic and unorganised.

• 36:35Speaker 07

  They think you would.

• 36:36Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, well, I'm not. I might be chaotic, but, um, my chaos is organised.

• 36:42Declan Donnelly?

  This is organised chaos.

• 36:43Ant McPartlin?

  Actually, I'm not very organised. Like I say, my wife does all this.

• 36:46Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 36:47Ant McPartlin?

  This is the most I've ever done admin in my life.

• 36:49Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 36:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 36:50Declan Donnelly?

  It's fun, isn't it?

• 36:51Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. I mean, it's fun because we're shredding it and having, you know, the fact I'm gonna have to do something after this.

• 36:56Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 36:57Ant McPartlin?

  Would chew me to the bone.

• 36:59Declan Donnelly?

  Like if you're at home going, oh, let's just shred that bill.

• 37:02Ant McPartlin?

  That's boring. That's how I'd like to do admin.

• 37:05Declan Donnelly?

  That would be good.

• 37:06Ant McPartlin?

  I type A and type B. I'm gonna file because I'd like to delve into type A, type B.

• 37:11Speaker 07

  I'll pop it in a discussion jar, maybe.

• 37:13Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, well, do, do, but we need more info.

• 37:16Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, this one's from Emma. It's okay, Ant.

• 37:19Ant McPartlin?

  Lots of Emmas, isn't there?

• 37:20Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, there are.

• 37:20Ant McPartlin?

  A lot of them. I'd like to do a straw poll of what people are called because I bet the majority of our listeners were viewers.

• 37:25Declan Donnelly?

  I'll call Emma. There's a, there's a few Bethans.

• 37:28Ant McPartlin?

  There's not.

• 37:28Declan Donnelly?

  There is.

• 37:29Ant McPartlin?

  There's not.

• 37:31Declan Donnelly?

  Lots of Emmas, lots of Gemmas.

• 37:33Ant McPartlin?

  Gemmas.

• 37:34Declan Donnelly?

  We've had a few Gemmas.

• 37:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, Gemmas and Emmas.

• 37:36Declan Donnelly?

  Had a few Craigs today.

• 37:38Ant McPartlin?

  Have we?

• 37:38Declan Donnelly?

  No, we've had one. Sophie, she was good. Les Price, we've had a few Les Prices.

• 37:44Ant McPartlin?

  No, we have not.

• 37:46Declan Donnelly?

  Um, this is from Emma.

• 37:48Ant McPartlin?

  Hi, Emma.

• 37:49Declan Donnelly?

  It's okay, Ant.

• 37:50Ant McPartlin?

  One of many.

• 37:51Declan Donnelly?

  You've got a generation of people on your side for the Jamie Oliver beef.

• 37:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 37:55Declan Donnelly?

  Jamie Oliver. Mmm.

• 37:57Ant McPartlin?

  Go on.

• 37:58Declan Donnelly?

  We hold him responsible for taking away our beloved turkey Twizzlers.

• 38:01Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yes, of course he did.

• 38:02Declan Donnelly?

  Turkey dinosaurs. Thanks to his school dinners campaign in 2005. Yeah, Emma.

• 38:08Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I have to say, I may have beef with him, but I think that school dinners campaign was very good.

• 38:14Declan Donnelly?

  I agree.

• 38:15Ant McPartlin?

  Very, very good. Nobody should be eating turkey Twizzlers. Um, but we should file this to talk to him about when he comes in. Whenever that is.

• 38:24Declan Donnelly?

  Right, last one.

• 38:26Ant McPartlin?

  Last one.

• 38:26Declan Donnelly?

  Which one do you want?

• 38:27Ant McPartlin?

  That one.

• 38:28Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, you asked for it. This is from Kim. It's not a made up name. There are 21 Luweve aftershaives, man. Be more specific.

• 38:37Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God, I've really struggled with these. Um, I can't be much more specific. I don't remember the name of it, but they come in different colours.

• 38:47Declan Donnelly?

  And you're colourblind?

• 38:49Ant McPartlin?

  And I'm colourblind.

• 38:49Declan Donnelly?

  So he doesn't know the name and he's colourblind?

• 38:51Ant McPartlin?

  Well, mine's got a fern on the front.

• 38:54Ant McPartlin?

  Does that help you? It's got a fern on the front, like a fern leaf. Whatever that one's called.

• 38:59Declan Donnelly?

  That's um.

• 38:59Ant McPartlin?

  Essense, Essencia?

• 39:01Declan Donnelly?

  That's the snidey one.

• 39:02Ant McPartlin?

  It's not the snidey one. It's not the snidey one.

• 39:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 39:06Ant McPartlin?

  It's not a dupe.

• 39:07Declan Donnelly?

  That's the one um on sale in B and M Bargains.

• 39:10Ant McPartlin?

  It's not, it's not, it's not. He lies, he lies. Um, right.

• 39:14Declan Donnelly?

  Poundland special.

• 39:15Ant McPartlin?

  That was fun. That was fun. No, well, has nobody agreed with me?

• 39:20Declan Donnelly?

  That was fun. Was that fun?

• 39:22Ant McPartlin?

  What's about, will it come back? Don't know. Let's file it. Let's see.

• 39:26Declan Donnelly?

  Is it?

• 39:26Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, right, um.

• 39:28Declan Donnelly?

  Is that all we've got time for?

• 39:29Ant McPartlin?

  What do we do now? What, what normally happens at the end of admin? Actions? Do we need action things?

• 39:33Speaker 07

  Yes, John, to know what you've actioned.

• 39:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 39:35Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 39:36Ant McPartlin?

  What have we actioned?

• 39:36Speaker 07

  We will collate all classic movies.

• 39:38Ant McPartlin?

  Stop. Well, hold on. So start again. Stop it.

• 39:41Declan Donnelly?

  See, I'm tidying up. I'm a tidy type.

• 39:43Ant McPartlin?

  People call me the ADHD one. Look at you, you don't stop. It's constant.

• 39:49Speaker 07

  Uh, we will collate all classic movies Dex never watched. We will blacklist Greg Jamison, the listener.

• 39:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 39:56Speaker 07

  Uh, we'll get you butteries, macaroni pies, kalutti dumplings from Scotland. We will schedule an episode for Ant to pack suitcase live on the show.

• 40:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 40:04Speaker 07

  We'll make a podcast badge. We'll get some people for deck to fight in Challenge Daily.

• 40:09Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not sure about that one.

• 40:11Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm staying in.

• 40:13Declan Donnelly?

  I don't think we can do that.

• 40:14Speaker 07

  A bit more info about type A and type B for Ant to read in his spare time. And straw poll all our listeners' names.

• 40:23Ant McPartlin?

  Wonderful. Any other business, any other business.

• 40:29Declan Donnelly?

  I quite enjoyed that.

• 40:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it was fun, mate. It was really good.

• 40:32Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you're casting a full off again. Um, that's all we've got time for on this episode of File Pile or Shred. Um, I hope you've enjoyed it as much as we have. If you wanted, send us any comments then.

• 40:42Ant McPartlin?

  We're finished, man. We're finished.

• 40:44Declan Donnelly?

  Please do keep your comments coming in so we can read them in another episode of this in the future. And we'll be back on Thursday with another main pod.

• 40:53Ant McPartlin?

  Respect guys.

• 40:53Declan Donnelly?

  Until then, respect guys.

• 40:54Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I didn't even, bye. I had a keyboard.

• 40:59Declan Donnelly?

  Did she have a keyboard?

• 41:00Ant McPartlin?

  I had a keyboard.

• 41:01Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know if you see that. See ya.

• 41:03Ant McPartlin?

  Bye.

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