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This week, Famous Guy Swaps Things is BACK, but this time featuring an unexpected Famous Guy, Simon Cowell! The boys devise a plan to prank Jamie Oliver, and future Ant & Dec jet off to Portugal... Plus, Ant gets a whopping eight bananas on his spending ban, Dec attempts a magic trick, and the boys debate the ultimate summer picnic snack lineup! As always we’d love to hear from you, keep your correspondence coming to [email protected]. Be sure to sign off your email with the name you'd like us to use. If you'd rather we didn't mention your surname, simply leave it out. And if you'd like a full name shout out, throw the whole thing in there. ----- 00:00 - Coming Up 06:20 - Famous Guy Swaps Things with Simon Cowell 17:40 - Ant Wants a Golf Watch 23:15 - Holey Moley & Lobster Boy 25:00 - Future Ant & Dec 28:46 - International Picnic Day 30:57 - Dec’s Diary 39:20 - Banana TV Ratings 42:15 - Dec’s Scared of Zombies Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• 1:29Declan Donnelly?

  Coming up on today's show, Ant makes a swap, but this one's going straight to Simon Cowell.

• 1:34Ant McPartlin?

  I love it, and I think it would be perfect for him. Imagine that outside his house in Malibu. Debt really needs to impress his wife.

• 1:42Speaker 04

  I need to impress my wife, okay? I want to impress my wife.

• 1:46Declan Donnelly?

  Security massively underestimates the power of P G and Duncan in my diary. He was a converted, AKA lover.

• 1:56Ant McPartlin?

  We come up with a plan to get our own back on Jamie Oliver. He'll be crying, and we'll post it on the internet. And we speak to our future selves. Enjoy the show.

• 2:11Declan Donnelly?

  Hello everybody!

• 2:12Ant McPartlin?

  Hello everybody! Oh, forgot my drink.

• 2:16Declan Donnelly?

  He's forgotten his drink. He moans that he hasn't got a drink. And then when he gets a drink, he doesn't bring it in.

• 2:20Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, shut up!

• 2:21Declan Donnelly?

  It's got a head like a sieve.

• 2:22Ant McPartlin?

  Shut up!

• 2:24Declan Donnelly?

  Good morning, good evening, and welcome back to the Hangout for another...

• 2:26Ant McPartlin?

  And shut up!

• 2:28Declan Donnelly?

  With me and him. You don't even put your lights on anymore.

• 2:31Ant McPartlin?

  No, who cares?

• 2:32Declan Donnelly?

  You've really, really, really let standards slip round here.

• 2:37Ant McPartlin?

  Respect, guys.

• 2:39Declan Donnelly?

  Welcome back to the Hangout if you're just listening. How's that?

• 2:44Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 2:44Declan Donnelly?

  I've got a cricket jumper on.

• 2:46Ant McPartlin?

  Well, I haven't.

• 2:46Declan Donnelly?

  How's that?

• 2:47Ant McPartlin?

  It's not a cricket jumper, actually.

• 2:48Declan Donnelly?

  Well, it is a cricket jumper, isn't it?

• 2:50Ant McPartlin?

  It looks like a cricket jumper, yeah.

• 2:52Declan Donnelly?

  If it looks like a cricket jumper and talks like a cricket jumper, it's probably a cricket jumper. But you've not been playing cricket in it.

• 2:58Ant McPartlin?

  I haven't. I don't play cricket.

• 2:59Declan Donnelly?

  You look like you could be...

• 3:00Ant McPartlin?

  I've never played cricket.

• 3:01Declan Donnelly?

  Never, ever?

• 3:02Ant McPartlin?

  We never played in our school.

• 3:03Declan Donnelly?

  Did you not?

• 3:04Ant McPartlin?

  No. Didn't go to a posh school like you.

• 3:08Declan Donnelly?

  We played at my school.

• 3:09Ant McPartlin?

  I'm like, oh, bog standard comprehensive where we didn't even go to sports.

• 3:15Ant McPartlin?

  No, we did. We played football. And I think they done rugby for a little bit until people got sick of that. Not many people done many things in my school.

• 3:21Declan Donnelly?

  No, did they not?

• 3:22Ant McPartlin?

  Nah, not really.

• 3:22Declan Donnelly?

  Did many people go to the school?

• 3:24Ant McPartlin?

  Not really. No, no, if we could help it. No, no. One of my friends turned up to my school in blue fishing waders, right? Because his uniform was being washed. And they said, "You're allowed in if you wear a tie." So he wore a tie. I swear, I'm not joking. This did happen.

• 3:45Declan Donnelly?

  He wore a tie and fishing waders?

• 3:46Ant McPartlin?

  And fishing waders, yeah. Like, you know the three-quarter things, yeah? I don't know, can you believe it?

• 3:52Declan Donnelly?

  And he was gonna wear... No, I can't. And he was gonna wear those for the whole day?

• 3:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, he wore them for the whole day, yeah. No, they didn't send him home.

• 4:00Ant McPartlin?

  I think he said...

• 4:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I'm joking.

• 4:02Ant McPartlin?

  I think he was hoping they would send him home, but they didn't.

• 4:08Ant McPartlin?

  I think on the way to school, he was like, they'll send us home anyway, so I don't care. And they didn't. So he was furious because he had to sit in patient waiters for the rest of the day.

• 4:19Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, how's things?

• 4:20Declan Donnelly?

  All right, not bad. You look like you could be in Rivals.

• 4:23Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, what is your problem?

• 4:24Declan Donnelly?

  I like, no, I like it.

• 4:25Ant McPartlin?

  What can I say? Just because I'm cool?

• 4:28Declan Donnelly?

  It's a cricket, if you're just listening, it's a cricket tank top and he's got a little blue t-shirt underneath. It does look like something out of Rivals.

• 4:35Ant McPartlin?

  That's not bad.

• 4:36Declan Donnelly?

  From, you know, the TV show.

• 4:37Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 4:38Declan Donnelly?

  In the 80s.

• 4:39Ant McPartlin?

  I got it. I got it when you said it.

• 4:41Declan Donnelly?

  Right. Very nice, preppy, preppy.

• 4:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, thanks.

• 4:43Declan Donnelly?

  It's good. If you were in Rivals though, you'd have no trousers on probably playing tennis.

• 4:47Ant McPartlin?

  How do you know I've got trousers on? Hold on.

• 4:51Ant McPartlin?

  Is that better?

• 4:51Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my God.

• 4:54Ant McPartlin?

  How's that?

• 4:58Ant McPartlin?

  Two cricket balls and a cricket bat? I've said so much.

• 5:02Declan Donnelly?

  Um, welcome back to the hangout to Heckler's Corner.

• 5:06Ant McPartlin?

  Hello, Heckler's Corner.

• 5:07Declan Donnelly?

  There's, we've got a new member. There's a man in there.

• 5:09Ant McPartlin?

  Hello, man.

• 5:11Speaker 04

  Hello.

• 5:11Declan Donnelly?

  Talking man.

• 5:12Speaker 04

  No Lola this week.

• 5:14Declan Donnelly?

  No Lola, where is she?

• 5:15Speaker 04

  Where's Lola?

• 5:16Speaker 05

  She's gone hiking.

• 5:19Ant McPartlin?

  Hiking?

• 5:19Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 5:20Declan Donnelly?

  You just made up, she went, she's gone hiking?

• 5:24Speaker 05

  Everest.

• 5:27Declan Donnelly?

  I think they're playing.

• 5:28Ant McPartlin?

  Good luck, Jack.

• 5:28Speaker 04

  Thanks.

• 5:29Ant McPartlin?

  Good luck sitting with them two.

• 5:30Speaker 04

  Big shoes to fill. Not literally.

• 5:33Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 5:33Ant McPartlin?

  No, very small shoes to fill.

• 5:35Declan Donnelly?

  She's only a size four.

• 5:36Ant McPartlin?

  Size five and hiking boots.

• 5:40Declan Donnelly?

  Um, what have you been up to?

• 5:41Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, what have I been up to? Not a lot. Everyone's been ill.

• 5:44Declan Donnelly?

  You had a bit of a grotty weekend?

• 5:45Ant McPartlin?

  Everyone's been ill in my household, so yeah, not, not a lot. The little ones been ill. Uh, Poppy was ill. Yeah, there's a lot of illness.

• 5:53Declan Donnelly?

  It's not boring, is it?

• 5:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, it's just, it's tough, isn't it? It's tough. I mean, it's tough. And you feel for them, the kids when they're ill. Yourself?

• 6:01Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, ill house.

• 6:03Ant McPartlin?

  Really?

• 6:03Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, yeah, Jack's been ill, but um, I shot off to the Toon.

• 6:07Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, how was the Toon?

• 6:08Declan Donnelly?

  It was great. It was very nice. Actually, we had pretty good weather up there.

• 6:11Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 6:12Declan Donnelly?

  But I went back and met my great niece.

• 6:14Ant McPartlin?

  Ah.

• 6:16Declan Donnelly?

  And she was lovely and pretty and beautiful. She's gorgeous.

• 6:19Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 6:20Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, very cute. She was born just before the final of Britain's Got Talent, so I think she recognised me.

• 6:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I think it was. Does it make you broody? Does it make you feel like you want another child?

• 6:28Declan Donnelly?

  I'd have more.

• 6:29Ant McPartlin?

  More twins?

• 6:32Ant McPartlin?

  More twins, yeah?

• 6:33Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not having twins, guys.

• 6:35Ant McPartlin?

  I keep reading about it.

• 6:36Declan Donnelly?

  It's AI slop.

• 6:37Ant McPartlin?

  Would you have more kids?

• 6:38Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, definitely.

• 6:39Ant McPartlin?

  I'd have lots more kids.

• 6:40Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 6:41Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, I'm too tired, but I would have more kids.

• 6:44Declan Donnelly?

  It's hard work, but, oh, yeah, it's lovely, though.

• 6:47Ant McPartlin?

  It's the best.

• 6:47Declan Donnelly?

  And they're good ages at the minute, aren't they?

• 6:49Ant McPartlin?

  They are, yeah.

• 6:50Declan Donnelly?

  Really fun.

• 6:51Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I've got really good, fun, all the ones and two-year-olds who's, uh, he's funny.

• 6:57Declan Donnelly?

  He's, uh, he's at that age now, too, that he's really developing a personality.

• 7:00Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God, he's, he's just the cheekiest thing. Like, he even, like, hides things from you, calls you the wrong name just because he knows he'll get a reaction and he laughs and runs away and, yeah.

• 7:10Declan Donnelly?

  What does he call you, Deck?

• 7:12Ant McPartlin?

  He calls me mummy, actually.

• 7:14Declan Donnelly?

  All right.

• 7:16Declan Donnelly?

  Does he, "Excuse me, I'm Deck"?

• 7:18Ant McPartlin?

  Do you remember when, last time you saw him and, uh, he always give you the evil eye?

• 7:23Declan Donnelly?

  Always gives me the side eye.

• 7:25Ant McPartlin?

  Well, then, the day that after you left, oh, he just kept going with Deck?

• 7:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh. He loves me, really.

• 7:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 7:32Speaker 05

  Does he still scream Dave?

• 7:34Ant McPartlin?

  He doesn't scream Dave anymore.

• 7:35Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 7:35Ant McPartlin?

  That's a shame.

• 7:36Declan Donnelly?

  I love that phase.

• 7:37Ant McPartlin?

  I, I like that, that phase as well. It was good, the Dave phase.

• 7:40Declan Donnelly?

  Such a cute phase, the Dave phase. All the kids go through it.

• 7:46Declan Donnelly?

  Right, um, let's get on with this then. We brought, you brought in your Simon Cowell photo.

• 7:53Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I did.

• 7:54Declan Donnelly?

  For a swap.

• 7:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I did.

• 7:55Declan Donnelly?

  We got one each, so you wanna swap your one?

• 7:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I do. I don't want that.

• 7:59Declan Donnelly?

  Here he is. We have had.

• 8:01Ant McPartlin?

  That's AI. That is AI.

• 8:03Declan Donnelly?

  We have had some swaps in.

• 8:04Ant McPartlin?

  I've had a thought. I have had a thought. Before I even hear the swaps, I should commit to whatever I swap it for, I just send on to Simon Cowell.

• 8:15Declan Donnelly?

  I just send straight to him?

• 8:16Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. So I'm not swapping for me, I'm swapping for Simon.

• 8:19Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 8:20Ant McPartlin?

  He doesn't know about it, Simon, obviously, but I'll pick him something good.

• 8:24Declan Donnelly?

  What a great idea.

• 8:24Ant McPartlin?

  So famous guy swaps things for famous guy. Can we call it that now?

• 8:28Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 8:29Ant McPartlin?

  Famous guy swaps things for famous guy.

• 8:31Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a jingle.

• 8:32Speaker 05

  We have got a jingle, so we'll need to amend it, but do you wanna have a listen anyway?

• 8:35Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, play it.

• 8:35Declan Donnelly?

  Play the jingle!

• 8:49Ant McPartlin?

  For another famous guy.

• 8:53Ant McPartlin?

  For another famous guy.

• 9:00Declan Donnelly?

  Oh my god, this is brilliant. This is brilliant. We should just keep this as a bed all the way through.

• 9:07Declan Donnelly?

  Who was that?

• 9:08Speaker 05

  That's from Rebecca Clark.

• 9:10Declan Donnelly?

  Rebecca Clark.

• 9:11Ant McPartlin?

  So this is the picture that Simon Cowell signed for us as a thank you for the work we did.

• 9:17Declan Donnelly?

  Months of hard work.

• 9:18Ant McPartlin?

  Months of hard work on Britain's Got Talent. It looks like Simon Cowell's, like Simon Cowell's doing an impression of George Clooney with the guy from Friday Night Lights.

• 9:29Declan Donnelly?

  It's very matinee idol dreamy shot.

• 9:32Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it is. He did a TikTok of himself laughing whilst he was filling these out for us.

• 9:39Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. And then we got them, we got one each for our present for BGT.

• 9:43Ant McPartlin?

  And still nothing from KSI, just saying, nothing.

• 9:48Declan Donnelly?

  Before we get into the swaps.

• 9:49Ant McPartlin?

  Here's your man for being boring.

• 9:50Declan Donnelly?

  With the Ts and Cs.

• 9:51Speaker 05

  We're inviting one listener to take part in a swap with, and this isn't a competition or a prize draw, if selected will be in touch to arrange a swap. You'll need to be over 18, able to confirm your details if a collection of drop off and ready to complete the swap promptly. By putting yourself forward, you're confirming your item is yours to swap and that you have full permission to do so.

• 10:06Declan Donnelly?

  Lovely job.

• 10:07Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you very much. Well done with the boring bits.

• 10:08Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. Dear Ant and Dec, in exchange for your signed headshot of Simon Cowell, I'm willing to offer my brand new unused doormat, which reads, a silly goose lives here.

• 10:19Ant McPartlin?

  That's good.

• 10:20Declan Donnelly?

  And I think this could be particularly useful for moments when you are tempted to swear.

• 10:24Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 10:25Declan Donnelly?

  For context, says Molly, I have a bit of a guilty pleasure crush on Simon Cowell. My friends think I'm crazy because I'm 29 years old.

• 10:33Ant McPartlin?

  You are crazy.

• 10:33Declan Donnelly?

  Although the crush began in my teens and Simon is.

• 10:36Ant McPartlin?

  That's even worse.

• 10:36Declan Donnelly?

  Well, Simon's age. But what can I say? I think it's the power, the ability to press a red buzzer and crush dreams or to make them all come true. Or maybe it's just the money.

• 10:48Ant McPartlin?

  It's the money, innit?

• 10:49Declan Donnelly?

  Molly is getting married in August and would love a signed Simon headshot to keep. It will take pride of place on our memory table amongst our family photos, which I think is exactly what Simon would have wanted.

• 11:02Ant McPartlin?

  Memory table.

• 11:04Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, so that's Molly's swap. What do you think of the silly goose that lives here?

• 11:09Ant McPartlin?

  I love it and I think it would be perfect for him. Because remember, I'm swapping this for Simon.

• 11:14Declan Donnelly?

  That's true.

• 11:15Ant McPartlin?

  So this is gonna, she'd like that even more if this went all the way in. Was outside his house in Malibu. Imagine that, imagine that outside his house in Malibu, a silly goose lives here. Yes, put it on the shortlist.

• 11:26Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 11:26Ant McPartlin?

  Next.

• 11:27Declan Donnelly?

  It's on the shortlist. Hello lovely team.

• 11:30Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 11:31Declan Donnelly?

  I would love to offer a selection of comics from 1979 and 1982. As a 29 year old woman, I was struggling for ideas of things I could swap. But I excitedly asked around my friends and family and my dad dug out these for me from when he was a kid. We looked for ones from 1975 but couldn't get that close. They are really cool and as Beano boys, I think Anna Deck will appreciate. Wasn't sure which comics would be best, so we went with Roy of the Rovers, 2000 AD, which cost only 12p of earth money in 1979, and Battle Action, very interesting for some historical analysis. Will you swap with me please? All the best from Meg.

• 12:09Ant McPartlin?

  Thanks Meg, no I won't.

• 12:10Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, I like these.

• 12:11Ant McPartlin?

  Do you? No way.

• 12:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Roy of the Rovers.

• 12:14Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, boring.

• 12:15Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, you're ki-, I was really hoping you were gonna go this.

• 12:18Ant McPartlin?

  No, thank you.

• 12:19Declan Donnelly?

  Alison Sunny Sunny Bournemouth says, I'd like to swap my unsigned Simon Cowell mug for your signed photo of Simon. As you can tell, I really love Simon Cowell and would really like this picture. I also have your best interest at heart because I don't want you to miss seeing Simon's face in the same picture, so you can have the mug and still see him in the morning when you're having your coffee. Love and respect guys, from Alice.

• 12:43Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I'm, I heard you and I'm looking at the picture on the screen and I can see the mug of Simon Cowell in it in a heart shape. What's the other picture of?

• 12:52Declan Donnelly?

  That's her, that's Alison Sunny Sunny Bournemouth.

• 12:54Ant McPartlin?

  So she's on one side and Simon's on the other side?

• 12:56Declan Donnelly?

  Win, win.

• 12:56Ant McPartlin?

  Has she got a top on?

• 12:58Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 13:00Ant McPartlin?

  She's, he's topless and she's topless.

• 13:02Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 13:03Ant McPartlin?

  I'm in.

• 13:06Declan Donnelly?

  It's one of those ones when you put the hot water in as well, the heart disappears and you see everything.

• 13:10Ant McPartlin?

  And you see it all.

• 13:11Declan Donnelly?

  You see everything.

• 13:12Ant McPartlin?

  I'm in. I'd like to see what else is coming. I can't make a comment on this right now. I feel under pressure. Stop pressuring me.

• 13:19Declan Donnelly?

  All right. I don't know what to do with that. This one is from Ross McCray. I live in South Asia in Scotland and I have something to swap for the Simon Cowell sign photo. I am a magician. And I would like to teach you both some close up magic over Zoom to impress your kids and your wives. My brother, Fraser's birthday is coming up in July and he's a big fan of Simon C. So its arrival would be good timing and he will love the fact I got him a shout out on the podcast regardless. Do you not fancy some magic?

• 13:49Ant McPartlin?

  Nah. I know you do.

• 13:51Declan Donnelly?

  I do.

• 13:52Ant McPartlin?

  He's offering a Zoom call where he shows us magic tricks. But anyway, Stephen Muller does all this for me. I can do that. He comes around and.

• 14:01Declan Donnelly?

  He doesn't tell us how to do it though.

• 14:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, you're right. You're right. No, thank you.

• 14:05Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 14:06Ant McPartlin?

  Slim pickings, isn't it?

• 14:07Declan Donnelly?

  That's so disappointing.

• 14:08Ant McPartlin?

  And I don't think Simon would be into that.

• 14:10Declan Donnelly?

  I thought I was gonna have some magic lessons while reading me Roy the Rovers.

• 14:14Ant McPartlin?

  None of it's for you.

• 14:15Declan Donnelly?

  Should be.

• 14:16Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, are you listening? None of it's for you. It's for the main man here.

• 14:19Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I can have a little look before it goes to him.

• 14:21Ant McPartlin?

  No, you won't. What, you're gonna join the Zoom call?

• 14:24Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 14:24Ant McPartlin?

  You're not invited?

• 14:26Declan Donnelly?

  I am. He said it was for both of us to impress the kids and the wife.

• 14:28Ant McPartlin?

  But I've changed the rules since you wrote about it.

• 14:31Declan Donnelly?

  Okay. I want to impress my wife. I find it very difficult to impress her.

• 14:36Ant McPartlin?

  Just clear away your piles. I'll impress your wife.

• 14:41Declan Donnelly?

  This one's from Callum and Freddie.

• 14:42Ant McPartlin?

  Hi guys.

• 14:43Declan Donnelly?

  My name is Callum and my best friend's name is Freddie.

• 14:46Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, I like these two.

• 14:47Declan Donnelly?

  We would love the Simon autograph because we are probably the biggest Got Talent fans in the world. By fans, I mean we are completely Got Talent obsessed. We watch every single show going, spend time researching the in-depth history of Got Talent and its development, and are both able to memorize various statistics from the show and we haven't got a clue how we do it. The autograph would be something really special for us to have and maybe take turns with. If we can't agree whose wall should go on.

• 15:14Ant McPartlin?

  Take turns with? That sounds weird, doesn't it? Doesn't it though?

• 15:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 15:22Ant McPartlin?

  It does. I know what you mean. It just still sounds weird.

• 15:26Declan Donnelly?

  Anywho, let's skate by that. Let's.

• 15:28Ant McPartlin?

  Don't know how old they are, so let's not go there.

• 15:31Declan Donnelly?

  In exchange for it, we would like to swap you.

• 15:33Ant McPartlin?

  Uh huh. I'm listening.

• 15:35Declan Donnelly?

  This is good. Thinking of where this is going.

• 15:38Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 15:39Declan Donnelly?

  A Simon Cowell bobblehead, a Simon Cowell doll, all of Simon Cowell's books. You see, our thinking is that scene as Simon gave you his autograph as your leaving present this year, maybe you could give him these next year as his leaving present.

• 15:52Ant McPartlin?

  That's a great idea.

• 15:53Declan Donnelly?

  Love the pod. Respect, guys. Callum and Freddie. P.S. At least it's not tap shoes.

• 15:59Ant McPartlin?

  Very good point.

• 16:00Declan Donnelly?

  Good point, Callum and Freddie.

• 16:01Ant McPartlin?

  Very good point.

• 16:02Declan Donnelly?

  There we are. They're on the screen. There's a Cowell doll, the bobblehead, lots of books.

• 16:09Ant McPartlin?

  Lots of books. Who knew he was such a prolific author?

• 16:13Declan Donnelly?

  What do you think?

• 16:14Ant McPartlin?

  That's a yes. That's a potential. That's a big possibility.

• 16:17Declan Donnelly?

  Hi, gang.

• 16:18Speaker 05

  Hi.

• 16:19Declan Donnelly?

  Hey.

• 16:19Ant McPartlin?

  Jack.

• 16:20Speaker 04

  Hi.

• 16:21Declan Donnelly?

  The Simon Cowell signed photo is inspired. So much so, I've done my own for the swap. What do you say, Ant? A signed photo of my tap shoes?

• 16:32Ant McPartlin?

  For God's sake.

• 16:34Declan Donnelly?

  Much love, Caroline. Wow, that is good. And that is random.

• 16:39Ant McPartlin?

  That is good. That is good.

• 16:41Declan Donnelly?

  And random.

• 16:42Ant McPartlin?

  Good and random. Right, okay.

• 16:44Declan Donnelly?

  Poss?

• 16:45Ant McPartlin?

  That is a possible.

• 16:46Declan Donnelly?

  Okay.

• 16:46Ant McPartlin?

  That is a possible. Because we're not having it. We said we'd never swap with the tap shoes or a picture of the tap shoes or a 3D hologram of the tap shoes, but we're not swapping, are we?

• 16:55Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 16:55Ant McPartlin?

  Simon's swapping. Ha ha. Lucky.

• 16:57Declan Donnelly?

  So on our shortlist today, we have the signed photo of the tap shoes.

• 17:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 17:03Declan Donnelly?

  We have the Simon Cowell memorabilia, the bobblehead, the boots.

• 17:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yes. Yeah.

• 17:08Declan Donnelly?

  And finally, we have the unused doormat, which reads, "A silly goose lives here." Do you think you will swap with one of those three?

• 17:19Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, I do.

• 17:20Declan Donnelly?

  Amazing. Find out which one he swaps after this break.

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• 18:02Declan Donnelly?

  You join us at a very tense moment here in the hanging out studio.

• 18:08Declan Donnelly?

  Ant is swapping the signed Simon Cowell photo

• 18:11Ant McPartlin?

  I am.

• 18:12Declan Donnelly?

  for one lucky person here. Will it be Molly's doormat, which reads "The Silly Goose Lives Here"? Will it be Calvin and Freddie's Simon Cowell memorabilia? Or will it be Caroline's signed tap shoe photo? Ant, who are you swapping with? Who's our lucky swapper this week?

• 18:30Ant McPartlin?

  I have made my decision. And I think I'm going to swap the signed Simon Cowell picture for the Silly Goose doormat!

• 18:47Declan Donnelly?

  Congratulations, Molly!

• 18:48Ant McPartlin?

  Well done, Molly!

• 18:49Declan Donnelly?

  We'll have your doormat. That will be winging its way to Malibu for Simon Cowell's doorstep. I would love it.

• 18:57Ant McPartlin?

  We'll film it. And hopefully, he'll film him getting it. And we'll put it all on our socials.

• 19:02Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, let's do that.

• 19:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah?

• 19:03Declan Donnelly?

  Great.

• 19:03Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, good. Thank you.

• 19:05Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Molly!

• 19:06Ant McPartlin?

  Right, so, no longer, it's no longer mine. Goodbye, Simon!

• 19:10Declan Donnelly?

  That is sad.

• 19:12Ant McPartlin?

  You go with my... Ooh, he's a good kisser.

• 19:18Ant McPartlin?

  Take that, wrap it up. Send me the Simon Cowell, please.

• 19:21Declan Donnelly?

  We've got a little space on our shelf behind us now where Simon Cowell...

• 19:24Ant McPartlin?

  That's a shame.

• 19:25Declan Donnelly?

  Once stood.

• 19:27Ant McPartlin?

  Well, where's yours?

• 19:28Declan Donnelly?

  Oh.

• 19:30Declan Donnelly?

  I've got mine in here. Let's just put mine up. Let's put that there.

• 19:33Ant McPartlin?

  There you go.

• 19:34Declan Donnelly?

  There he is. Might swap that next week.

• 19:39Declan Donnelly?

  You been out and uh, out shopping?

• 19:41Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 19:42Declan Donnelly?

  Still not?

• 19:43Ant McPartlin?

  Been at home. I've been at home, not spending a penny. I went on, you know, we played, I had a wee. You know, we played golf last week.

• 19:51Declan Donnelly?

  We did indeed.

• 19:52Ant McPartlin?

  And everybody has got um, these, have you heard of these golf watches? Do you know what a golf watch is? So they're, so basically you download the course onto your watch and whatever course you're playing, if when you hit your first shot, it'll tell you you're 200 yards away from the green or you're, you know, there's a bunker there or whatever. You've got one of them, haven't you?

• 20:14Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I do.

• 20:14Ant McPartlin?

  I did have one. Well, I've still got it, but I can't find the wire. So when we played last week, everybody had a golf watch on, bar me. And I missed having a golf watch because mine's run out of battery and someone, well, someone's taken the wire. I don't know where the wire is. So I was like, right, I'm gonna buy a new wire for me golf watch.

• 20:34Declan Donnelly?

  That's a necessity, right?

• 20:35Ant McPartlin?

  That's permitted, right? A necessity. The wire's gone missing.

• 20:39Speaker 04

  Does that count?

• 20:40Ant McPartlin?

  Course of, what do you mean? Doesn't, shut up, Jack. Where's Lola?

• 20:47Ant McPartlin?

  So I went onto Amazon and I'm on there, there's only a new generation version of our watch out.

• 20:55Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's uh, that's very tempting, isn't it? Is that a necessity?

• 20:59Ant McPartlin?

  Well, it's like all of, when you look at the greens, the, the colour, the quarters, and you can see the bunkers in real detail. There's flybys of the whole.

• 21:08Declan Donnelly?

  Oh wow.

• 21:08Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, it's, it's, it's, it makes yours look old school and mine. Um, but it was 349 pounds.

• 21:16Declan Donnelly?

  Spenny that.

• 21:17Ant McPartlin?

  It's very spenny for a golf watch that we, we don't use too often. So I just bought a replacement wire.

• 21:26Ant McPartlin?

  Don't applaud me, I hate it every second of it. Do you know what? The fact that I outed myself as having this spending ban has actually stopped me spending, but the fact that I've told you guys and all of you lot now know. Not that you'd know if it was an old version or a new version on me wrist. Um, but yeah, I, I tell you now in the hope that I receive a small plastic banana as a reward for not spending.

• 21:54Declan Donnelly?

  I've got me back here. Is there anything else you've been really tempted by?

• 21:58Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, the McLaren Golf Clubs, but obviously.

• 22:02Declan Donnelly?

  That's not allowed.

• 22:03Ant McPartlin?

  I just keep seeing them everywhere.

• 22:03Declan Donnelly?

  Oh no.

• 22:04Ant McPartlin?

  Keep seeing the tour players.

• 22:05Declan Donnelly?

  It's um.

• 22:06Ant McPartlin?

  I think someone had them. I went down to our, our golf club at the weekend, right? And I played six holes with my daughter Daisy and, because we haven't really played too often together because she's been in university. So we played six holes. The weather was so bad, we chucked it off and came home. Um, but there was a, there was a club championship going on. Guess who was top of the leaderboard? Because everyone's going, where, where are you in the leaderboard? Are you on the leaderboard for the club championship? I was like, I didn't know there was a club championship. Um, but there was, there was a set of McLaren golf clubs out the front.

• 22:36Declan Donnelly?

  Tom Holland.

• 22:37Ant McPartlin?

  No, not Tom Holland. Declan Rice. Not Declan Rice.

• 22:42Declan Donnelly?

  Ah, Andy Murray.

• 22:44Ant McPartlin?

  Andy Murray. Can you believe it?

• 22:47Declan Donnelly?

  I can believe it.

• 22:48Ant McPartlin?

  Do you reckon those were his clubs?

• 22:50Declan Donnelly?

  The McLarens? Definitely.

• 22:51Speaker 04

  I bet he's got the new golf watch.

• 22:53Ant McPartlin?

  I bet he's got the new, yeah, that's why.

• 22:56Declan Donnelly?

  That's why it's top of the leaderboard.

• 22:57Ant McPartlin?

  He's got the new golf watch.

• 22:58Declan Donnelly?

  He can see the bunker in detail.

• 23:00Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, he can. All those flybys of the holes is really helping him out.

• 23:03Declan Donnelly?

  He's an incredible golfer apparently.

• 23:05Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, and his dedication to improving his golf game is as good as when he was playing tennis apparently.

• 23:12Declan Donnelly?

  Wow.

• 23:13Ant McPartlin?

  Come on, come on. I've sidetracked you with the McLaren golf clubs, but I didn't buy them and I didn't buy the golf watch, I bought a wire.

• 23:22Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you, Declan. Thank you.

• 23:24Declan Donnelly?

  How many bananas you got there now?

• 23:26Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you for your pennies. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!

• 23:30Declan Donnelly?

  Eight bananas!

• 23:32Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, that's it. We're finished. I can spend, spend, spend. Come on, McLaren Golf Clubs!

• 23:40Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I broke my microphone.

• 23:42Declan Donnelly?

  He's gonna see, you're gonna have to buy another one.

• 23:44Speaker 05

  Didn't we decide that we were gonna give you an Amazon, a pound Amazon voucher for every banana you say?

• 23:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, you did. So, so far my Amazon voucher is eight pounds.

• 23:53Speaker 05

  Yes, so how many pounds you'll have to spend at Amazon?

• 23:56Ant McPartlin?

  I can't do the maths. A million pounds!

• 24:02Declan Donnelly?

  This is being recorded.

• 24:03Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 24:04Declan Donnelly?

  Um, because we are going away.

• 24:07Speaker 05

  Recorded early, not just recorded.

• 24:09Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, no, guys, guys, we're being recorded, guys.

• 24:14Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my god, are you out of wire?

• 24:16Declan Donnelly?

  Guys, I've got news for you, we're all being recorded. Um, we're recording this early because next week we are going away to Portugal. I don't know why I did that.

• 24:30Ant McPartlin?

  Don't ever do that again. Don't do it when we get to Portugal either. Hello, people from Portugal.

• 24:38Declan Donnelly?

  We're going to Portugal to record Holy Moly.

• 24:40Ant McPartlin?

  Can't wait.

• 24:41Declan Donnelly?

  The world's biggest mini golf tournament.

• 24:44Ant McPartlin?

  Can't wait.

• 24:44Declan Donnelly?

  It's gonna be really fun, so we're out there next week. But it's, um, it's gonna be funny, excited?

• 24:48Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I am really excited. It's a good show.

• 24:50Declan Donnelly?

  It's great.

• 24:51Ant McPartlin?

  It's a really good show.

• 24:51Declan Donnelly?

  Can't wait.

• 24:52Ant McPartlin?

  And I won't be able to wear my golf watch, because it's mini golf.

• 24:56Declan Donnelly?

  Mini golf.

• 24:57Ant McPartlin?

  It wouldn't count.

• 24:57Declan Donnelly?

  That course is not in your watch.

• 24:59Ant McPartlin?

  It'd be charged up by then, the wire would come by then.

• 25:01Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, the course is definitely not in your watch.

• 25:02Ant McPartlin?

  But there's no time for us to play golf, is there? Do you remember when we got to play the course?

• 25:06Declan Donnelly?

  Let me tell you the story. So.

• 25:08Ant McPartlin?

  Huh? What do you mean, the story?

• 25:09Declan Donnelly?

  About Holy Moly.

• 25:11Ant McPartlin?

  A sto- what do you mean, the story?

• 25:14Declan Donnelly?

  Well, just shut up and listen.

• 25:15Ant McPartlin?

  One day.

• 25:16Declan Donnelly?

  Once upon a time, um, we started talking about hosting Holy Moly, that there was the format, and, um, they say, look, it's gonna be really fun, we're gonna do it down in Portugal.

• 25:26Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 25:26Declan Donnelly?

  It's gonna be lovely, it's gonna be Portugal in June playing golf.

• 25:30Ant McPartlin?

  Portugal.

• 25:31Declan Donnelly?

  Portugal. It's gonna be Portugal in June playing golf. Brilliant show. You've seen it in the States, it's been a big hit in America, it's been a hit in Australia. Really good fun. We're like, oh, go on then, that sounds really tempting, let's do it. So we sign up to do the show. About a week later, they come through with the logistics. And they say, oh.

• 25:49Ant McPartlin?

  All the boring stuff.

• 25:50Declan Donnelly?

  All the boring stuff. And then they go, we should probably tell you, the course is incredible, and it's really colourful, and it's really brilliantly lit. So it's much prettier, uh, on screen if we shoot it at night, it looks better.

• 26:05Ant McPartlin?

  Well, okay.

• 26:06Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, yeah, right, got it, got it.

• 26:07Ant McPartlin?

  That's how the American version was, that's the version that we liked. Yeah, we're in.

• 26:11Declan Donnelly?

  So then we get the schedule through. We start recording at 10 o'clock at night, and we wrap at 5 o'clock in the morning.

• 26:17Ant McPartlin?

  Jack, I see you're not coming out for that? No. No.

• 26:20Speaker 05

  I am.

• 26:21Declan Donnelly?

  Fiona is?

• 26:22Ant McPartlin?

  Fiona is. Ha ha.

• 26:24Speaker 05

  I think it's the best of both worlds.

• 26:25Declan Donnelly?

  How come?

• 26:26Speaker 05

  We get to go to bed at five, six hours late, get up, sunbathe.

• 26:30Declan Donnelly?

  And then go to work at eight o'clock.

• 26:32Speaker 05

  Yeah, we snooze by the pool.

• 26:32Ant McPartlin?

  Snooze by the pool?

• 26:33Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 26:34Declan Donnelly?

  I can't snooze in the sun. I will be very...

• 26:36Ant McPartlin?

  No way, lobster boy.

• 26:39Declan Donnelly?

  Pre-read. I'll be like a rash of bacon.

• 26:43Declan Donnelly?

  Shriveling the sun. Can't do that.

• 26:45Ant McPartlin?

  But apart from the grueling schedule and the all-nighters, it's gonna be a lot of fun.

• 26:51Declan Donnelly?

  I can't wait. I'm quite excited about the all-nighters. Shall we hand over to TV's Ant and Dec for a real-time update from Portugal?

• 26:59Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 27:00Declan Donnelly?

  Shall we do that?

• 27:00Ant McPartlin?

  How are the all-nighters going, Ant and Dec? Uh, okay.

• 27:03Declan Donnelly?

  They're going, they're going well.

• 27:05Ant McPartlin?

  Do we look tired?

• 27:06Declan Donnelly?

  We are a little bit tired, but we are having a lot of fun. You guys are gonna love it out here.

• 27:11Ant McPartlin?

  We're having a ball.

• 27:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, no.

• 27:19Declan Donnelly?

  Well, notice that. Remember to say something really, that is very hard.

• 27:23Ant McPartlin?

  What's catering like? Cause I love catering on jobs, don't you?

• 27:29Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 27:29Ant McPartlin?

  What's catering like, TV's Ant and Dec?

• 27:32Declan Donnelly?

  Catering's been good.

• 27:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, it's been good. I had a vegetable curry today, which is very unneat.

• 27:36Declan Donnelly?

  It's not very like, yeah.

• 27:38Ant McPartlin?

  And I liked it.

• 27:38Declan Donnelly?

  Mmm, you'll be surprised how much you enjoy it.

• 27:40Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, wicked.

• 27:41Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 27:42Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, sounds tasty. I look forward to that.

• 27:45Declan Donnelly?

  Do I need a jumper for the evenings? You do, Dec. You, you do. Um, even a little light jacket. But yes, I've got you a jumper. It's here. I'll, I'll leave it in your dressing room for you.

• 27:57Ant McPartlin?

  Oh.

• 27:59Declan Donnelly?

  That hasn't helped.

• 28:01Declan Donnelly?

  That hasn't helped. I don't know. What's the time there?

• 28:05Ant McPartlin?

  The time is ten to ten, exactly the same time as back home.

• 28:10Declan Donnelly?

  What a stupid question.

• 28:11Ant McPartlin?

  No time difference.

• 28:11Declan Donnelly?

  Stupid question.

• 28:12Ant McPartlin?

  Idiot. Same time, innit?

• 28:13Declan Donnelly?

  Same time.

• 28:14Ant McPartlin?

  That was a real bad use of time travel. Whatever this is, whatever this is, it was a bad use of it.

• 28:22Declan Donnelly?

  Why don't we ask about the football scores?

• 28:23Ant McPartlin?

  Good idea.

• 28:24Declan Donnelly?

  Did England win their first World Cup game?

• 28:26Ant McPartlin?

  Well, how do we know that? How do we know that?

• 28:28Declan Donnelly?

  This is, it's still too early.

• 28:30Ant McPartlin?

  We're not that far in the future.

• 28:32Declan Donnelly?

  We're not, yeah, we're not in the future yet.

• 28:33Ant McPartlin?

  That's tomorrow.

• 28:38Declan Donnelly?

  That's, that's confused me even more.

• 28:39Ant McPartlin?

  That's really confused me, I don't get it.

• 28:40Declan Donnelly?

  So we're pre-recorded and we're recorded early and they're being recorded early.

• 28:44Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my head hurts.

• 28:45Declan Donnelly?

  Nobody's seen the football. I don't get it. I don't understand.

• 28:48Speaker 05

  Jamie Oliver reached out this week.

• 28:50Ant McPartlin?

  Did he?

• 28:51Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 28:51Ant McPartlin?

  About time.

• 28:52Speaker 05

  He's free.

• 28:54Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, is he? When?

• 28:55Declan Donnelly?

  September.

• 28:56Ant McPartlin?

  Come on in. Come on in.

• 28:58Speaker 05

  He's free.

• 28:58Ant McPartlin?

  Knock on the door.

• 28:59Speaker 05

  In July, but you're not here.

• 29:02Ant McPartlin?

  Unlucky Jamie Oliver. Some of us are busy too.

• 29:09Declan Donnelly?

  We're on holiday, aren't we?

• 29:10Speaker 05

  Yeah.

• 29:11Declan Donnelly?

  We're on holiday.

• 29:13Ant McPartlin?

  In Portugal, baby.

• 29:17Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, that's a shame.

• 29:18Speaker 05

  But do you think maybe I should just invite him in to an empty studio?

• 29:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I think you should. I think he should come in and, and just.

• 29:24Declan Donnelly?

  That'll teach him.

• 29:25Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah. Yeah, let's just invite him, but we're ten role here. Keep the cameras rolling when he comes in. Oh, guys. And get him crying. He'll be crying and we'll post it on the internet.

• 29:38Declan Donnelly?

  And get him cancelled.

• 29:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, cancel Jamie Oliver.

• 29:41Declan Donnelly?

  And let's tell him it's fancy dress.

• 29:46Declan Donnelly?

  That's gonna be hilarious. Stay tuned for that.

• 29:50Ant McPartlin?

  That's why we doesn't listen to this, because our plan would be foiled.

• 29:52Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah. Didn't think of that.

• 29:57Speaker 05

  It's International Picnic Day.

• 29:59Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, International Picnic Day. I'm surprised you didn't come up with that one.

• 30:04Declan Donnelly?

  No, I'm surprised. I love a day.

• 30:07Ant McPartlin?

  How was that once? Passed you by?

• 30:08Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know. Two of my favourite things. A day.

• 30:12Ant McPartlin?

  Who does two like that? Who does two like that? Like, do you do two like that, don't you?

• 30:16Declan Donnelly?

  No, I do two like that. I've got my thumb, for those of you listening.

• 30:20Speaker 05

  That's how they do it in Europe.

• 30:22Ant McPartlin?

  It's how they do it in Portugal.

• 30:24Declan Donnelly?

  Um, uh, if you're just listening, I've got my thumb and my forefinger, pointy finger?

• 30:30Speaker 05

  Index.

• 30:30Ant McPartlin?

  Index finger.

• 30:31Declan Donnelly?

  Index finger? What's my forefinger? Where's your forefinger?

• 30:35Declan Donnelly?

  How dare you. Fiona, you can guess what Fiona just flipped there.

• 30:40Ant McPartlin?

  The bird.

• 30:43Declan Donnelly?

  International picnic day, two of my favourite things, a day and picnics.

• 30:47Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, go on.

• 30:48Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, not actually, not actually picnics, picnic food, picky bits.

• 30:52Ant McPartlin?

  Why don't you like picnics?

• 30:54Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, it's on the ground.

• 30:56Ant McPartlin?

  What's wrong with that?

• 30:58Declan Donnelly?

  It's a bit of a faff, isn't it?

• 31:00Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 31:00Declan Donnelly?

  I like, I like.

• 31:01Ant McPartlin?

  It's fun.

• 31:01Declan Donnelly?

  No, I like picky bits on, in the kitchen.

• 31:05Ant McPartlin?

  God. In a sweltering summer.

• 31:08Declan Donnelly?

  I can't.

• 31:08Ant McPartlin?

  Sat in your kitchen, going out of bed for a picnic, oh my God, we just sat in the kitchen all day. Wait, did he open the window? Don't, sort of grass he doesn't like.

• 31:20Ant McPartlin?

  So he's gonna get burnt like a rash of bacon or something.

• 31:25Declan Donnelly?

  What's your favourite picky bit?

• 31:27Ant McPartlin?

  Well, well, well, well, well, I love everything. I like Scotch eggs, I like sausage rolls, yeah? And you, yeah? Not so much a quiche. I know that's very picnic-y, but I don't, I don't like eggs. So.

• 31:42Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 31:42Ant McPartlin?

  Quiche is all, I can, I can have a slice, but.

• 31:45Declan Donnelly?

  I'm not, I'm not mad.

• 31:46Ant McPartlin?

  You love eggs?

• 31:47Declan Donnelly?

  I love eggs. I'm not mad at a quiche.

• 31:48Ant McPartlin?

  You like a quiche?

• 31:49Declan Donnelly?

  No, no, no.

• 31:50Ant McPartlin?

  I like little cocktail sausages.

• 31:51Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 31:51Ant McPartlin?

  Very sausage based, my, my picnic loves. But I like to go olives, I like hummus, I like, you know, I like, I like slightly more Mediterranean style as well. Yourself?

• 32:02Declan Donnelly?

  It's all about the Scotch eggs.

• 32:04Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 32:05Declan Donnelly?

  Cocktail sausages.

• 32:06Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 32:07Declan Donnelly?

  Pork pie?

• 32:08Ant McPartlin?

  Pork pie, I didn't think of a pork pie, yes.

• 32:10Declan Donnelly?

  A little pork pie.

• 32:11Ant McPartlin?

  Pork pie, do you like pork pie with an egg in the middle?

• 32:13Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah.

• 32:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I knew you would, you dirty devil.

• 32:16Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it's all about cocktail sausages, sausage rolls and Scotch eggs. That's the holy trinity, isn't it, of the picnic?

• 32:22Ant McPartlin?

  It is.

• 32:23Speaker 05

  Nothing sweet?

• 32:24Ant McPartlin?

  Nothing sweet. I do like, I do like a lemon drizzle cake. Is that a picnic based? Yeah. It's like a summer cake, right?

• 32:32Declan Donnelly?

  Any kind of cake.

• 32:33Speaker 05

  Strawberries.

• 32:35Ant McPartlin?

  Strawberries and cream. Yes, Fiona. At last you've contributed something good to this podcast.

• 32:43Declan Donnelly?

  I knew if we stuck with her for long enough.

• 32:44Ant McPartlin?

  Exactly. Well done.

• 32:46Declan Donnelly?

  Give yourself a little trumpet in celebration.

• 32:51Declan Donnelly?

  Good.

• 32:51Ant McPartlin?

  Good, she's good.

• 32:52Declan Donnelly?

  She's good as well.

• 32:55Declan Donnelly?

  Ready for a little bit of diary action?

• 32:58Ant McPartlin?

  You're on the screen again. Do we have a Dex diary jingle?

• 33:01Speaker 05

  We do. This is from Adam Bertwhistle in Suffolk.

• 33:03Ant McPartlin?

  Hold on, before you play it, you look like the deck on the screen in the checky shirt.

• 33:10Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, yeah, it is quite a similar shirt.

• 33:12Ant McPartlin?

  It's very similar. Why don't you recreate that pause as we play the jingle?

• 33:16Declan Donnelly?

  Let me get a pen.

• 33:16Ant McPartlin?

  Get on the desk, please. Get on the desk, get a pen, and write your diary.

• 33:21Declan Donnelly?

  Right, let's have a look.

• 33:22Ant McPartlin?

  Woo, there we go, there we go.

• 33:26Declan Donnelly?

  Do I need to take my shoes off?

• 33:27Ant McPartlin?

  No, no, that's fine. Yeah, how dirty are your socks?

• 33:30Declan Donnelly?

  Let me have a look, let's see if they're not shod.

• 33:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, they're clean. No, that's a shame. That's a shame. They're not dirty like the ones on the picture. Play the jingle.

• 33:38Declan Donnelly?

  It's Dex's diary.

• 33:42Declan Donnelly?

  I'm so glad he wrote it down. I hope that I'm around for the next Dex diary.

• 33:54Declan Donnelly?

  Respect, guys.

• 33:55Speaker 05

  That was lovely.

• 33:56Ant McPartlin?

  Woo, pop them trainers back on, bad boy. Get out of it!

• 34:02Declan Donnelly?

  That was lovely, that.

• 34:03Ant McPartlin?

  Someone's did a full body workout this morning in those shoes.

• 34:06Declan Donnelly?

  So last week, you'll remember, in fact, we didn't do it last week, we ran out of time, didn't we, all week? Forgot. So, we didn't do it last week, but the week before was chart day, chart day.

• 34:14Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, it was.

• 34:15Declan Donnelly?

  We went at number 27. So this was a Monday, this was Monday, the 18th of April 1994. Day 22 of life on the road. The laziest day we've had, I think.

• 34:26Ant McPartlin?

  Really? We've had some pretty lazy days.

• 34:29Declan Donnelly?

  Hung about the house in Kent all day, got bored.

• 34:34Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, who writes that?

• 34:35Declan Donnelly?

  Me.

• 34:36Ant McPartlin?

  Dirty mouth, potty mouth. Bored. No one uses that.

• 34:42Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 34:43Ant McPartlin?

  Do they? You've never used it since?

• 34:44Declan Donnelly?

  I never.

• 34:45Ant McPartlin?

  I never even heard you say it then.

• 34:46Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 34:47Ant McPartlin?

  We're just trying to be angry for the diary.

• 34:49Declan Donnelly?

  I was trying to be cool. Later on, we travelled to Poole, which is next to Bournemouth.

• 34:54Ant McPartlin?

  Mm hmm. Did you put that in that?

• 34:56Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 34:57Ant McPartlin?

  Which is next to Bournemouth. Yeah, you did as well. Which is next to Bournemouth, future me.

• 35:01Declan Donnelly?

  The block at the venue, which is what it was called in Poole, where we were playing, didn't realise what type of reaction we were gonna get.

• 35:09Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, I see.

• 35:10Declan Donnelly?

  And put us on the little stage and gave us two security.

• 35:14Ant McPartlin?

  Silly guy. He underestimated the power of PJ Duggan.

• 35:18Declan Donnelly?

  Well.

• 35:19Ant McPartlin?

  What?

• 35:19Declan Donnelly?

  He learned.

• 35:24Declan Donnelly?

  He learned. He was a converted AKA lover.

• 35:31Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, God. Oh, my God.

• 35:34Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, Chris should be told to curl.

• 35:36Ant McPartlin?

  You know, they say don't believe the hype. You're believing the hype, mate.

• 35:42Declan Donnelly?

  Promising us the big stage and all the crash barriers next time. How wrong can people be?

• 35:52Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, my toes are physically curling right now.

• 35:53Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, my God.

• 35:54Declan Donnelly?

  We stopped off for a bite to eat and straight to bed after a bit of farting around with the camera. I don't know why I was farting around with the camera. That sounds weird. Got into bed after two o'clock. Too late.

• 36:10Ant McPartlin?

  Too late.

• 36:10Declan Donnelly?

  That is too late.

• 36:11Ant McPartlin?

  That is, that is, that is late.

• 36:12Declan Donnelly?

  At that, at that age, I really should be invested in my beauty sleep.

• 36:15Ant McPartlin?

  No, give over. That's what, that's what that age is all about. Staying up late and having fun.

• 36:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah. I don't know if I had fun. I was just farting about with the camera. Maybe I had fun.

• 36:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, hold on. Was I there or was just you and the camera?

• 36:29Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know.

• 36:30Ant McPartlin?

  Now it seems sorted. Now it seems sorted. Thank God it's not the video diary entry.

• 36:37Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it could be weird. But that is it.

• 36:40Ant McPartlin?

  That's it.

• 36:40Declan Donnelly?

  That's it for the 18th of April, and we only have two entries left.

• 36:47Ant McPartlin?

  This next bit is brought to you by Gemini, Google's AI app. So, question for you.

• 36:52Declan Donnelly?

  Go on.

• 36:53Ant McPartlin?

  Did you do a full body workout today?

• 36:54Declan Donnelly?

  No, I did not.

• 36:55Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, why?

• 36:56Declan Donnelly?

  Did one yesterday, though.

• 36:57Ant McPartlin?

  Did you?

• 36:57Declan Donnelly?

  Bashed out a full body yesterday. Then tomorrow, it's rest day today, then tomorrow I've got posterior chain.

• 37:03Ant McPartlin?

  What on earth is that?

• 37:05Declan Donnelly?

  It's your back, hamstrings, calves, glutes. You've got to, don't, don't, uh, don't forget the glutes.

• 37:11Ant McPartlin?

  No, don't forget the glutes.

• 37:12Declan Donnelly?

  Uh.

• 37:13Ant McPartlin?

  What could possibly worse than? Do you want me to do, uh, a workout plan with Google Gemini?

• 37:18Declan Donnelly?

  That's a great idea.

• 37:19Ant McPartlin?

  Should I do one?

• 37:20Declan Donnelly?

  Yes, please.

• 37:20Ant McPartlin?

  See what it says?

• 37:21Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 37:21Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, um, Gemini, can you build deck an exercise plan for a full body workout? Uh, he's a 50 year old man.

• 37:29Declan Donnelly?

  Unnecessary.

• 37:29Ant McPartlin?

  Who leads a very busy life, so keep the workouts short, but impactful. Impactful. Always include a good warm up.

• 37:38Declan Donnelly?

  What does Gemini say?

• 37:39Ant McPartlin?

  Gemini says, here's a time efficient, high impact, full body workout plan.

• 37:44Declan Donnelly?

  Time efficient is good.

• 37:46Ant McPartlin?

  Designed specifically for busy bees.

• 37:49Declan Donnelly?

  That's you.

• 37:51Ant McPartlin?

  So, the schedule, two to three times a week, yeah?

• 37:54Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 37:55Ant McPartlin?

  Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

• 37:56Declan Donnelly?

  Yep.

• 37:57Ant McPartlin?

  Duration 35 to 45 minutes in total, including warm up.

• 38:00Declan Donnelly?

  That's good.

• 38:01Ant McPartlin?

  That is good. Do you warm up?

• 38:03Declan Donnelly?

  I do, always.

• 38:05Ant McPartlin?

  What kind of warm do you do?

• 38:06Declan Donnelly?

  I do stretches.

• 38:08Ant McPartlin?

  Because Gemini says, arm circles and shoulder rolls, body weight squats, and the world's greatest stretch. You know what that is?

• 38:13Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 38:14Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, show me. On the floor, yeah? Yes, it is. Now, look, hold on, it gives you exercise, yeah, yeah, yeah, it gives you exercises. So it's 25 to 30 minutes this, lower body push, dumbbell goblet squats. Fancy that? Yeah, he knows what he's doing. Next, the upper body pull, dumbbell bent over rolls. Yeah, that's it, well done. Next, the lower body pull, dumbbell Romanian deadlifts.

• 38:42Declan Donnelly?

  Is that there?

• 38:43Ant McPartlin?

  There, that's good. And then you cool down.

• 38:45Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I need it.

• 38:46Ant McPartlin?

  There's all sorts of function on here where you can film yourself doing a workout and it'll tell you about your form.

• 38:53Declan Donnelly?

  So you thought you're doing it the right way?

• 38:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 38:55Declan Donnelly?

  Do you want to try it?

• 38:55Ant McPartlin?

  Sure.

• 38:55Declan Donnelly?

  Come on then. Yeah, let's do it.

• 38:57Ant McPartlin?

  Go on, hover the table then. So Joe and I, can you be brutally honest about the form of these push-ups, please? Thank you.

• 39:07Speaker 06

  Let's take an honest look at what's going on here.

• 39:09Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, yeah, let's.

• 39:11Speaker 06

  As you asked, here is my brutally honest opinion on the form of those push-ups. I noticed that you kept your body in a nice straight line from your head to your heels, which is an excellent foundation. You also positioned your hands well and lowered your chest nicely, showing good control. Overall, it was a solid display of form.

• 39:30Declan Donnelly?

  Really?

• 39:30Ant McPartlin?

  That's good. That's handy though, isn't it? Like, if you're working out at home.

• 39:34Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 39:35Ant McPartlin?

  And you-

• 39:35Declan Donnelly?

  Just on your own.

• 39:36Ant McPartlin?

  Just on your own. You've got no idea whether you're doing it right, you're doing it wrong, using that.

• 39:40Declan Donnelly?

  Very helpful.

• 39:41Ant McPartlin?

  That's very helpful. That's really good.

• 39:43Declan Donnelly?

  But also, you need the right nutrition.

• 39:46Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, you do.

• 39:47Declan Donnelly?

  That's an important bit. Gemini, what about food before a workout? Because I love eggs. Should I be eating lots of eggs before I work out or after I work out?

• 39:58Ant McPartlin?

  No, never.

• 39:58Declan Donnelly?

  And also give me some other high protein snack ideas too, please.

• 40:02Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, please do, Gemini.

• 40:04Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini says, eggs are fantastic for fitness, but timing is everything because they contain both proteins and fats. They digest slowly, so after your workout is the best time to eat your eggs. Before your workout, avoid eating lots of eggs. Before workout-

• 40:20Ant McPartlin?

  Because you're-

• 40:22Declan Donnelly?

  Maybe, yeah.

• 40:22Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 40:23Declan Donnelly?

  Scare your PT off. Before a workout.

• 40:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 40:26Declan Donnelly?

  You could have some Greek yogurt with a drizzle of honey.

• 40:29Ant McPartlin?

  No, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 40:30Declan Donnelly?

  That's nice.

• 40:31Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I'm up for that.

• 40:32Declan Donnelly?

  Gemini says, rice cakes with a thin layer of peanut butter and banana slices.

• 40:36Ant McPartlin?

  Oh, now you're talking.

• 40:38Declan Donnelly?

  That sounds good.

• 40:38Ant McPartlin?

  Mmm, anything with banana slices, anything.

• 40:41Declan Donnelly?

  That's a great energy boost.

• 40:42Ant McPartlin?

  Other than the eggs.

• 40:43Declan Donnelly?

  Without it feeling heavy.

• 40:44Ant McPartlin?

  Mm-hmm.

• 40:44Declan Donnelly?

  Then great food for after workout, hard boiled eggs and a handful of almonds.

• 40:49Ant McPartlin?

  Thank you very much Gemini.

• 40:50Declan Donnelly?

  Well done Gemini.

• 40:52Ant McPartlin?

  With Gemini, you can chat live with a truly helpful AI assistant. You can jump in, get some fitness tips, ask for more details or even show what you're talking about by sharing your screen or your camera as well. It's there for a real chat, not just a quick question and done.

• 41:06Declan Donnelly?

  Absolutely. Download the Gemini app today to unlock the power of Google AI on your phone.

• 41:12Ant McPartlin?

  Check responses, set a required compatibility and availability varies. Eighteen plus.

• 41:19Ant McPartlin?

  Watching a very good TV show at the minute.

• 41:22Declan Donnelly?

  Tell me.

• 41:22Ant McPartlin?

  Widows Bay.

• 41:24Declan Donnelly?

  Ah, so I've seen this, Apple TV.

• 41:26Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 41:27Declan Donnelly?

  Matthew Rees.

• 41:27Ant McPartlin?

  Yes.

• 41:28Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, he's Welsh.

• 41:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yes, but not in the show.

• 41:31Declan Donnelly?

  I was gonna say.

• 41:32Ant McPartlin?

  He's American in the show, very good American accent.

• 41:34Declan Donnelly?

  Is he?

• 41:34Ant McPartlin?

  So I'll give you a brief synopsis of the plot.

• 41:37Declan Donnelly?

  Please do.

• 41:37Ant McPartlin?

  He is the mayor of this small island just off Boston in America.

• 41:43Declan Donnelly?

  Got it.

• 41:43Ant McPartlin?

  Right. And he wants more tourists and he really wants more tourists. He's a bit desperate, right?

• 41:49Declan Donnelly?

  Hang on, before you go any further, how would you categorise this? Is it a thriller? Is it a, is it a?

• 41:54Ant McPartlin?

  Well, it's a horror.

• 41:56Declan Donnelly?

  Ooh.

• 41:56Ant McPartlin?

  It's a spooky horror. It's a, it's a dark comedy.

• 42:01Declan Donnelly?

  Right, got it.

• 42:01Ant McPartlin?

  Um, and each episode is slightly different to the one before in the fact that a different director directed it. I like one director directed three, but they're like flip flop. And so the style is slightly different and one might look a little bit like the horror movie, The Ring. And the next one might look like Carrie, you know, the Stephen King novel, but was turned into the horror film. But he, so he's the mayor of this island, trying to get tourists in. On the first night, there's an earthquake, that what they think is an earthquake, but all the locals are saying, that's not an earthquake, that's the island waking up and evil is about to rise.

• 42:41Ant McPartlin?

  And he's like, ah, shut up. We just need more tourists because there's a guy coming from the New York Times to review one of the restaurants.

• 42:47Declan Donnelly?

  Is that his accent? Because that's not great.

• 42:49Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, that was, that was me.

• 42:50Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, good, good, good, good, good.

• 42:51Ant McPartlin?

  Ah, shut up. We just need more tourists. That's pretty good, right?

• 42:55Declan Donnelly?

  We need to steal some from Portugal.

• 42:58Ant McPartlin?

  So it's him trying to dismiss these theories of evil and bad spirits.

• 43:05Declan Donnelly?

  He doesn't believe it.

• 43:06Ant McPartlin?

  He doesn't believe it.

• 43:07Declan Donnelly?

  Makes his whole bunk him.

• 43:07Ant McPartlin?

  But stuff happens. And now I'm up to date now, so I've caught up and now they come out weekly, which is so annoying.

• 43:14Declan Donnelly?

  Hmm, old fashioned, the old fashioned way of doing telly.

• 43:17Ant McPartlin?

  Telly, telly, we're involved in. But it's really good. It's really good. You like him, he's really good. Their female lead, I don't know her name, is one of the funniest actors I've seen in a TV show for a long time.

• 43:31Declan Donnelly?

  Really?

• 43:32Ant McPartlin?

  Her performance is brilliant, really brilliant. She's very funny.

• 43:37Declan Donnelly?

  Who is she?

• 43:38Ant McPartlin?

  So it's, it's, it's a dark, it is a dark comedy because there's very funny bits in it, but there is jump out there. I watch it with my wife who does not like horror stuff.

• 43:46Declan Donnelly?

  No.

• 43:46Ant McPartlin?

  And she insists that we go back to it, even though she's scared. She's like, let's watch another one, but she puts my hands over her eyes and she's like, when the music gets to.

• 43:56Declan Donnelly?

  What's wrong with her hands over her eyes?

• 43:58Ant McPartlin?

  I don't know. I thought that. She always gets my hands.

• 44:00Declan Donnelly?

  Are yours slightly bigger?

• 44:01Ant McPartlin?

  But she's using her, yeah, my, my hands are bigger.

• 44:03Declan Donnelly?

  To get your hands to cover her face. That's, that works.

• 44:06Ant McPartlin?

  Why didn't you just do that? Yeah, you're right. My hands could be doing other things. Use your own hands.

• 44:12Declan Donnelly?

  Um, I've got one question for you though. Does it contain zombies?

• 44:16Ant McPartlin?

  No.

• 44:17Declan Donnelly?

  Good, cool. I'm in. Can't do zombies.

• 44:20Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 44:20Declan Donnelly?

  Uh, it makes me anxious.

• 44:22Ant McPartlin?

  So you never watched The Last of Us?

• 44:24Declan Donnelly?

  Nah.

• 44:24Ant McPartlin?

  Really?

• 44:25Declan Donnelly?

  Nah, can't do it.

• 44:26Ant McPartlin?

  That's such a good TV show.

• 44:27Declan Donnelly?

  Can't do it. Can't do zombies.

• 44:29Ant McPartlin?

  Why?

• 44:29Declan Donnelly?

  Makes me too anxious.

• 44:31Ant McPartlin?

  Oh my god.

• 44:31Declan Donnelly?

  They're gonna come and eat my brain.

• 44:33Ant McPartlin?

  They wouldn't be there very long.

• 44:36Ant McPartlin?

  Done. Anyway, um, I can't really rate it, but so far, so far, it's bubbling up to the seven banana rating.

• 44:44Declan Donnelly?

  Really?

• 44:44Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, it's that good.

• 44:45Declan Donnelly?

  Wow.

• 44:46Ant McPartlin?

  It's that good.

• 44:46Declan Donnelly?

  How many more you got left?

• 44:47Ant McPartlin?

  Uh, I'm not sure how many is in the series. Maybe 10, so probably a couple more.

• 44:51Declan Donnelly?

  Okay, that's a strong showing.

• 44:54Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 44:54Declan Donnelly?

  Or a, a partial series.

• 44:56Ant McPartlin?

  What's she called that actress? Have we found out yet?

• 44:58Speaker 05

  Cato Flynn.

• 44:59Ant McPartlin?

  She's very funny, very funny. I can guarantee she'll win awards next year.

• 45:04Declan Donnelly?

  Really?

• 45:05Ant McPartlin?

  Yep.

• 45:05Declan Donnelly?

  Well done, Kit.

• 45:06Ant McPartlin?

  I mean, I can't guarantee it. Kit, if you're watching this, in no way can I guarantee you're gonna win awards.

• 45:13Declan Donnelly?

  If you don't win awards, then Ant will send you all of his awards. You've got 20 odd NTAs coming your way if you don't win any awards next year.

• 45:22Ant McPartlin?

  Okay, that's quite clear, isn't it?

• 45:23Declan Donnelly?

  Or will he send her one NT?

• 45:24Ant McPartlin?

  Okay.

• 45:25Declan Donnelly?

  If she doesn't win any awards.

• 45:26Ant McPartlin?

  If she doesn't win any awards in the next calendar year, when the awards season starts.

• 45:30Declan Donnelly?

  You'll send her one of them.

• 45:30Ant McPartlin?

  I'll send her an NT, yeah, absolutely.

• 45:34Ant McPartlin?

  This is an advert for TV licensing.

• 45:37Declan Donnelly?

  What are you watching on telly at the minute?

• 45:39Ant McPartlin?

  The World Cup, odds.

• 45:40Declan Donnelly?

  Oh, it's so good.

• 45:42Ant McPartlin?

  It's so good!

• 45:44Declan Donnelly?

  A summer, I know we've said this loads, a summer with a football tournament is just brilliant.

• 45:49Ant McPartlin?

  It is great.

• 45:50Declan Donnelly?

  Because people who aren't even ordinarily fans of football will get out and watch the games and you kind of get swept along by the optimism and the fun of the tournament. I just love it. It's such a feel-good vibe.

• 46:03Ant McPartlin?

  And because it's on in the Americas.

• 46:06Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 46:06Ant McPartlin?

  It's on a bit later, which is a shame, but that's not bad because you don't miss the games.

• 46:11Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, I don't mind that too much.

• 46:13Ant McPartlin?

  It's not like you're at work and you're missing the games. You're just, you're a bit bleary-eyed in the morning.

• 46:16Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah.

• 46:17Ant McPartlin?

  But that's all right. We can put up with a month's worth of tired mornings.

• 46:21Declan Donnelly?

  There's a few of those 2am ones that I'm not staying up for.

• 46:24Ant McPartlin?

  Couple of the Scotland games, you're like, oh ouch!

• 46:26Declan Donnelly?

  That's a bit late.

• 46:27Ant McPartlin?

  That's a bit late. But yeah, I'll watch on, there's so many good catch-ups.

• 46:31Declan Donnelly?

  Yes.

• 46:31Ant McPartlin?

  Isn't there?

• 46:32Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, all the highlights shown.

• 46:33Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, they're great.

• 46:33Declan Donnelly?

  Great. It's so good.

• 46:35Ant McPartlin?

  Why do you think watching England for us is such a communal thing to do?

• 46:41Declan Donnelly?

  I think it's just.

• 46:42Ant McPartlin?

  Tribal?

• 46:43Declan Donnelly?

  Yeah, it's tribal. It's, you know, it's every couple of years that there's a big tournament. You want to get behind the country.

• 46:50Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah.

• 46:51Declan Donnelly?

  But I'm like that with all the home nations whenever they play.

• 46:53Ant McPartlin?

  I am.

• 46:54Declan Donnelly?

  And the Republic of Ireland.

• 46:55Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I am. Yeah, I love it. When Wales.

• 46:57Declan Donnelly?

  I love it.

• 46:57Ant McPartlin?

  Wales played, when Scotland are at this time, yeah, the Republic of Ireland to follow, Northern Ireland, all of them. I always mark that on my little wall chart. Do you still do a wall chart?

• 47:05Declan Donnelly?

  Course you do a wall chart.

• 47:06Ant McPartlin?

  Everybody does a World Cup wall chart, right?

• 47:08Declan Donnelly?

  Got to, you've got to get into it. I love it so much!

• 47:12Ant McPartlin?

  So yeah, I'm watching that. What are you watching?

• 47:14Declan Donnelly?

  Um, well, there's that and of course summer.

• 47:18Ant McPartlin?

  Your other great passion.

• 47:19Declan Donnelly?

  Summer viewing for me always means we have to watch a little bit of Love Island.

• 47:24Ant McPartlin?

  Loves Love Island.

• 47:25Declan Donnelly?

  It's, it is really good.

• 47:26Ant McPartlin?

  Lola, do you remember when you pranked us and you said you were going on Love Island?

• 47:29Speaker 05

  Yeah, I do.

• 47:30Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I do too.

• 47:31Declan Donnelly?

  And now there is somebody in Love Island called Lola.

• 47:33Ant McPartlin?

  Oh yeah, there is. Is it the same person?

• 47:36Declan Donnelly?

  It might be.

• 47:37Ant McPartlin?

  We'll let you decide that.

• 47:38Declan Donnelly?

  I've never seen her face.

• 47:39Ant McPartlin?

  Yeah, I've never seen her face.

• 47:40Declan Donnelly?

  I don't know what she looks like.

• 47:41Ant McPartlin?

  Could be.

• 47:42Declan Donnelly?

  Could be her. Um, but it's good though as well. I love that whole reality daily show where you get to catch up and, and they do great cliffhangers on Love Island as well.

• 47:52Ant McPartlin?

  They do.

• 47:52Declan Donnelly?

  Very good cliffhangers. I do love it. I try every year. I'm not going to watch it this year. I'm just going to watch the opener and see what they're like when it's.

• 47:59Ant McPartlin?

  And then he sucked in again.

• 48:00Declan Donnelly?

  Sucked in.

• 48:01Ant McPartlin?

  He sucked in.

• 48:02Declan Donnelly?

  It's just, it's too much. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a sucker for a reality show, which is good because I host a couple of them as well. So it's, it's quite handy. A TV licence covers you to watch over 400 TV channels, including the ones we've talked about today.

• 48:18Ant McPartlin?

  To find out more, go to tvl.co.uk/pod.

• 48:24Declan Donnelly?

  Well, I didn't think I would, but I've had a lovely time.

• 48:28Ant McPartlin?

  He turned up here today thinking it was going to be torture.

• 48:31Declan Donnelly?

  I did. I really did. No, I didn't. I didn't. I was actually looking forward to today and.

• 48:35Ant McPartlin?

  Well, like what? You don't normally?

• 48:36Declan Donnelly?

  I do normally. Yeah. I was actually looking forward to it.

• 48:39Ant McPartlin?

  Good. Yeah, I've had fun. Really good.

• 48:41Declan Donnelly?

  And that's all we've got time for.

• 48:41Ant McPartlin?

  Come on.

• 48:42Declan Donnelly?

  For this week, we'll be back on Monday with a bonus ep. Um, well, we will be in Portugal, but we'll be here with a pre-recorded ep on Monday.

• 48:51Ant McPartlin?

  We will.

• 48:52Declan Donnelly?

  Um, and then we'll be back with you next Thursday for more fun and games from the hangout.

• 48:57Ant McPartlin?

  Cheers.

• 49:00Ant McPartlin?

  That's it. That's you lot. Thanks for watching.

• 49:02Declan Donnelly?

  For listening, for watching.

• 49:03Ant McPartlin?

  Respect guys.

• 49:03Declan Donnelly?

  Respect guys. See you.

• 49:06Declan Donnelly?

  Come on, let's get out of here.

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