Toni Collette asks about inappropriate songs

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• 0:01Speaker 00

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• 0:05Mae Martin?

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• 1:20Fortune Feimster?

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• 1:48Mae Martin?

  Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I am your one of three of your handsome hosts, Mae Martin, joined as always by the most studly handsome people in my life.

• 2:01Tig Notaro?

  Oh, that's me. It's Tig Notaro, your studly handsome co-host of the podcast. And we also have somebody else who is, I mean...

• 2:13Mae Martin?

  At the moment...

• 2:15Tig Notaro?

  Gun show going on over here. Go to YouTube.

• 2:18Mae Martin?

  Me? It's Fortune Feimster.

• 2:21Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, you were really showing off your guns there. Guns, meaning arms, muscular arms. Go to YouTube.

• 2:30Fortune Feimster?

  Part of it's just my jacket.

• 2:31Tig Notaro?

  Oh, you're right.

• 2:33Fortune Feimster?

  I'm also showing off my headset once again.

• 2:35Mae Martin?

  I love it. I love to see it.

• 2:37Fortune Feimster?

  This is 911. What's your emergency?

• 2:39Mae Martin?

  Please, I'm, I dropped, I spilled something.

• 2:42Fortune Feimster?

  I can't understand what you're saying. Could you please?

• 2:45Tig Notaro?

  I feel like 911 operators should be answering like, hello, 911. Right? Just to kind of like join in on your panic and, you know.

• 2:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, it's so like condescending almost, the way they're like.

• 2:58Fortune Feimster?

  The most infuriating ones though is when someone's like, there's someone in the next room. He's got a gun. And they're like, what, what's happening?

• 3:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 3:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 3:07Fortune Feimster?

  The guy in the next room with a gun. Ma'am, you're gonna have to calm down. I can't, those, oh.

• 3:13Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's why they should answer being, oh God, he is, he's in the other room. Do you know him? She's, I don't know what you should do, but get her a bed you can get under, you know?

• 3:27Tig Notaro?

  Just complete and utter panic.

• 3:30Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 3:31Fortune Feimster?

  Tough job. Who wants that?

• 3:33Tig Notaro?

  No, I don't want it.

• 3:34Mae Martin?

  I am, home intruders is really scary, eh?

• 3:38Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, but.

• 3:38Tig Notaro?

  I mean. Yeah, I mean, is there anyone that's like, no, it's.

• 3:44Fortune Feimster?

  Nah, I kinda like this, oh, this old guy, come on in.

• 3:48Tig Notaro?

  Or this gaggle of guys, yeah.

• 3:51Mae Martin?

  Oh God.

• 3:52Tig Notaro?

  I'm just gonna assume it's a man.

• 3:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I watched the, um, this horror movie called The Strangers and it was basically just a nightmare. It was that, it was just a couple in a house and then two people breaking in. It was horrific, but I did a really good prank on my friends during it.

• 4:09Tig Notaro?

  Oh, yeah?

• 4:10Mae Martin?

  Did I tell you this already?

• 4:12Tig Notaro?

  Um, I'm not sure. I can't keep up with y'all's pranks.

• 4:16Mae Martin?

  I'll give it a whirl. So we were at an Airbnb in Big Bear in the middle of the forest. Everyone's spooked out already and we were watching this spooky movie. And me and my friend were in on it. There were about seven people there. And so I had my friend save my number in her phone as Mike, Airbnb owner. So then we, we were watching this horror movie and then I text secretly, hi, Ally, I saw that you rented a movie on my Amazon account. Bad behavior, period. And then she, she was like, guys, I just got this weird message from the Airbnb owner. And she was, so she responds, everyone's like, oh, just say you'll, you know, add it to the bill. She goes, oh, sorry about that, Mike. Just add it to our bill, please. And I wrote back, good girl, period.

• 5:00Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 5:00Mae Martin?

  Creepy, right?

• 5:01Fortune Feimster?

  Good girl.

• 5:02Mae Martin?

  He said, good girl, what? And everyone's like, wow, that's so gross. And then I said, my brother and I really, this property is really important to my brother and I. And I started talking about me and my brother. And then I, then I was, everyone is screaming. And then I was like, have you locked?

• 5:17Fortune Feimster?

  I was packing up the car.

• 5:18Mae Martin?

  Yes. And I was saying like, have you locked the windows and doors? And, and then I sent a photograph of two skeletons watching a movie.

• 5:26Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 5:27Mae Martin?

  And I said, we're what?

• 5:27Fortune Feimster?

  That is mean.

• 5:28Mae Martin?

  I said, me and my brother are watching a movie too.

• 5:33Fortune Feimster?

  And when did you reveal that it was?

• 5:35Mae Martin?

  Well, what happened was this guy.

• 5:38Fortune Feimster?

  Or is this the reveal?

• 5:39Mae Martin?

  No, this friend of ours got so stressed out that he, he grabbed Ally's phone. He said, I'm gonna, I'm gonna text him from my number and say, this is so inappropriate. You're messaging, you know? And so he, he starts inputting the number in his phone. And then as he put the number in, my name came up. Cause.

• 5:54Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, hilarious.

• 5:56Mae Martin?

  But it was really, I thought, I thought good girl was really inspired because.

• 6:00Fortune Feimster?

  That, that is creepy.

• 6:02Tig Notaro?

  That's disgusting.

• 6:03Mae Martin?

  But it could be real.

• 6:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

• 6:07Tig Notaro?

  Well, anything could be real.

• 6:08Fortune Feimster?

  That would be a good thing in a movie, in a scary movie.

• 6:10Mae Martin?

  Do you think?

• 6:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you should write one, cause you like scary stuff. I know your, the, your Netflix show has that bend to it, like a thriller.

• 6:19Mae Martin?

  It's spooky.

• 6:20Fortune Feimster?

  You should write a full on scary movie.

• 6:22Mae Martin?

  Like a slash room? What, if the three of us were in one?

• 6:25Fortune Feimster?

  With lesbians and gay folks. Drag queens, all the, all the good stuff.

• 6:31Tig Notaro?

  You should do a, a movie based on a Mad Libs.

• 6:34Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, I got the plot of the movie via Mad Lib?

• 6:38Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 6:39Mae Martin?

  By just inputting.

• 6:40Tig Notaro?

  I mean, that's it. You just fill in Mad Libs and then you write the movie.

• 6:45Mae Martin?

  It's like a group of people are in a blank.

• 6:48Fortune Feimster?

  Stinky apartment.

• 6:49Mae Martin?

  Stinky house.

• 6:54Mae Martin?

  Who do you think would survive in a slasher situation at a remote Airbnb out of the three of us?

• 7:01Tig Notaro?

  Me.

• 7:02Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I knew that before I even finished the sentence. I knew that was the truth.

• 7:06Tig Notaro?

  You know why?

• 7:07Mae Martin?

  Why?

• 7:07Tig Notaro?

  Here's, here's my secret to survival. If somebody were to attack me, I would just get on my back. I'd get on the ground, get on my back and just start kicking my legs. Nobody can get to me.

• 7:21Mae Martin?

  Wait, that's really good.

• 7:23Fortune Feimster?

  Just flailing about?

• 7:24Tig Notaro?

  Just, just kicking my legs. Just problem solved. But now I've announced it to the world.

• 7:30Fortune Feimster?

  I know. They're gonna know that that's coming.

• 7:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, everybody knows how to get out of a, um, a slasher film. How to live through it.

• 7:39Mae Martin?

  That's really good.

• 7:40Tig Notaro?

  Not your hands. It's your-

• 7:41Fortune Feimster?

  I know, but your hands would be doing something too, right?

• 7:44Tig Notaro?

  No, they'd be like behind my head, just relaxing.

• 7:47Fortune Feimster?

  Just legs. You're not even fighting anyone off your face.

• 7:51Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 7:51Mae Martin?

  Well, you guys, you guys both have strong legs. Cause you got, um-

• 7:54Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah. I got very strong legs.

• 7:56Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Oh man. Maybe Fortune would live through this.

• 8:00Fortune Feimster?

  I do have some sexy legs.

• 8:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:03Fortune Feimster?

  If we're, if we're giving ourselves a pat on the back for anything.

• 8:07Tig Notaro?

  A pat on the calf.

• 8:08Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, Pat McCaff. Rock hard.

• 8:11Mae Martin?

  Can that be somebody's drag queen named Pat McCaff?

• 8:15Fortune Feimster?

  Pat McCaff? I've got some gams.

• 8:18Tig Notaro?

  And you're not a scare, you're not scared to use them.

• 8:19Fortune Feimster?

  I'm not afraid to use them. No, I will, I've not, I've never thought about the laying down and flailing my legs about, but-

• 8:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 8:26Fortune Feimster?

  Good work.

• 8:27Tig Notaro?

  Oh, for sure.

• 8:28Mae Martin?

  Did you guys ever with a sibling or like, you're sitting on a couch with your feet facing each other? So your backs are again, and, and you're just kicking each other and kicking each other's feet.

• 8:40Tig Notaro?

  Max and Finn were just doing that last night before bed.

• 8:44Fortune Feimster?

  Oh funny.

• 8:45Mae Martin?

  You know what? That gives me, that makes me, I'm like, okay, it still happens. Siblings are still just pounding each other.

• 8:50Fortune Feimster?

  We never did that. Brothers would just like punch me in the stomach and-

• 8:56Fortune Feimster?

  Move on.

• 8:57Mae Martin?

  Face ball that to the stomach.

• 8:59Tig Notaro?

  Did you ever get any good clubbing in?

• 9:01Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah. We would fight like fistfights.

• 9:04Mae Martin?

  Seriously?

• 9:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. Brothers are intense.

• 9:07Mae Martin?

  I can really picture you being like, guys, come on.

• 9:10Fortune Feimster?

  I was like, oh, well then I would cry. I would act tough and then eventually they'd hurt me too much and I'd cry.

• 9:16Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:17Tig Notaro?

  Same.

• 9:18Fortune Feimster?

  And I'm like, I hate you.

• 9:22Fortune Feimster?

  My brothers were rough and tumble. They did not give me, they did not play daintily with me.

• 9:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 9:28Tig Notaro?

  Nor did mine. Mine would beat me to a pulp and then I would take my stuffed monkey zip, who had a plastic face and plastic hands and plastic feet and I'd just swirl that at him.

• 9:41Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 9:44Fortune Feimster?

  And hope that you'd like clip him with a.

• 9:46Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 9:47Mae Martin?

  Oh my God.

• 9:47Fortune Feimster?

  And my, my mom would make them take me with them to play in the neighborhood. They're like, oh God.

• 9:55Tig Notaro?

  She'd make them take you?

• 9:57Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. And my oldest brother is almost seven years older than me. So can you imagine?

• 10:02Tig Notaro?

  What a buzzkill.

• 10:03Fortune Feimster?

  Total buzzkill. I would sit in between him and his girlfriend on dates. He was like, oh my God.

• 10:13Mae Martin?

  My, my brother was very docile and, and gentle, but then we did go through a phase where he would provoke me to the point of me hitting him. I mean, not that I'm blaming him, victim blaming, but like, I was like maybe 11.

• 10:29Fortune Feimster?

  You made me hit you.

• 10:30Mae Martin?

  Well, he would do it. I swear he would. He would just provoke me. He'd go, I'd go, can you pass the juice? And he'd go, yeah, sure. And then he'd pass it so slowly like that. And I would just lose my mind.

• 10:42Fortune Feimster?

  A slow passing of the juice.

• 10:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 10:46Fortune Feimster?

  Infuriating.

• 10:47Tig Notaro?

  You went through hell.

• 10:50Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you're right. I was the bully, I guess.

• 10:52Tig Notaro?

  The amount of time it took for the juice to reach you.

• 10:56Fortune Feimster?

  This is me.

• 10:58Tig Notaro?

  Everything about you makes sense now, May.

• 11:03Mae Martin?

  But he would wait until I snapped and then he'd immediately go, I'm telling mom, I'm telling mom. And then I'd be bawling going, please don't tell her. And it was this like toxic cycle.

• 11:13Tig Notaro?

  Did she ever find out?

• 11:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah. One time she came home from dinner or whatever and Joe said, May kicked me. And it was a big deal. But then the one time that he did snap, it was, he used to paint these little figurines, like Warhammer, you know, like, I'm, do Max and Finn do like orcs and goblins and?

• 11:31Tig Notaro?

  Uh, I haven't come across an orc or a goblin. What is an orc?

• 11:35Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 11:36Mae Martin?

  Guys, I don't know. I don't know what this is. Thomas is with me. The Canadian nerds are, an orc is a, well, Tolkien, I guess, invented the orc specifically. It's like a kind of, well, they're, they're spawned in Mordor, in the,

• 11:53Fortune Feimster?

  Mordor.

• 11:53Mae Martin?

  In the bowels of a mountain and they're kind of like ogary violent.

• 11:58Fortune Feimster?

  I'm bored.

• 11:58Mae Martin?

  Okay, yeah, fair enough. Anyway, um, my brother like painstakingly painted these figurines. And one day I was kicking my legs and I accidentally, it was just an accident, knocked over the whole shelf.

• 12:10Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no.

• 12:11Mae Martin?

  And all these freshly painted orcs, they're, you know, and he,

• 12:15Fortune Feimster?

  Not the freshly painted ones.

• 12:16Tig Notaro?

  What a nightmare.

• 12:17Mae Martin?

  But he had never lost his temper with me really before and he just walked over to me calmly, put his hands around my throat and started squeezing. And I was like,

• 12:25Fortune Feimster?

  Oh my god, that's like a serial killer kind of kill.

• 12:29Mae Martin?

  I was like, he's gonna kill me.

• 12:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's the, he always seemed, the, the neighbors were always so nice and quiet.

• 12:36Mae Martin?

  Yeah, exactly.

• 12:37Tig Notaro?

  And then I knocked over their orc.

• 12:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 12:41Fortune Feimster?

  That was, that's weird.

• 12:42Tig Notaro?

  I mean, I know Mork from Orc.

• 12:44Mae Martin?

  Mork is an alien.

• 12:45Tig Notaro?

  I know. I used to watch the show. I'm just saying, that's the only time I heard of Orc was Mork from Orc.

• 12:52Mae Martin?

  Oh, was his planet called Orc?

• 12:54Tig Notaro?

  Uh, yeah.

• 12:57Mae Martin?

  This is like a two,

• 12:58Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't know either.

• 12:59Tig Notaro?

  Oh, boy. You didn't know Mork was from Orc?

• 13:02Fortune Feimster?

  No.

• 13:04Tig Notaro?

  Wow. Okay. Look at me knowing TV trivia.

• 13:07Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:08Tig Notaro?

  From the seventies.

• 13:12Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, those were the days.

• 13:14Tig Notaro?

  So May, you were telling us some, uh, exciting news before we started and I said, save it for the podcast.

• 13:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I mean, I've been just closely guarding this news. So it just, but it happened yesterday. So I've only guarded it for, I guess, 12 hours, but, um, I bought a house. That is so exciting.

• 13:34Fortune Feimster?

  Thanks.

• 13:35Mae Martin?

  Well, we're still, there's like inspections.

• 13:38Fortune Feimster?

  Right, right. You gotta get through a couple of things.

• 13:40Mae Martin?

  A couple of things. It is on the side of a cliff. And it may be not structurally sound.

• 13:46Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, no. Well, then you definitely want to get the, through the inspections before.

• 13:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:52Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 13:53Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 13:53Fortune Feimster?

  Before closing that deal.

• 13:55Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 13:55Fortune Feimster?

  If it is not structurally sound, that's an expensive thing to fix.

• 14:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 14:01Fortune Feimster?

  So just make sure that's.

• 14:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah. I, I think the city is repairing the cliff next year.

• 14:08Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, shit.

• 14:09Tig Notaro?

  Okay. Well, so you have a year to, I hope you don't slide down. God.

• 14:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah. Fingers crossed, no earthquakes in the next year.

• 14:18Fortune Feimster?

  But you love the place? You're, you must have.

• 14:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Tell us about the place.

• 14:22Mae Martin?

  Well, I mean, I'm 37. I've, there've been a couple of moments in my life where I felt like I should have just got a little place, got on the ladder. And instead I bought t-shirts and.

• 14:31Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 14:32Mae Martin?

  And Ubers. And so I was like, you know.

• 14:35Tig Notaro?

  You do love an Uber. You love to pull up in a long, black, stretch Uber.

• 14:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 14:41Mae Martin?

  This is a real problem.

• 14:42Tig Notaro?

  Coffee.

• 14:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah. You take those big, black SUV ones, the expensive ones.

• 14:46Mae Martin?

  I hate that you guys have noticed that about me.

• 14:49Fortune Feimster?

  Are you kidding me? Bounce, just come into our pod in a black SUV. I'm like, May's got some money.

• 14:57Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Go to coffee and the big old black SUV pulls up.

• 15:01Fortune Feimster?

  That's the most expensive of the Uber categories.

• 15:05Mae Martin?

  You know what the issue is? There's, they're often the ones that are fastest to come. And, and I have real time management problems and it'll be like.

• 15:13Fortune Feimster?

  We haven't noticed that.

• 15:15Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that hasn't come up.

• 15:19Fortune Feimster?

  What are, what is this?

• 15:21Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. Tell us about it. Maybe it'll start to sound familiar.

• 15:30Fortune Feimster?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that I've got a little snack with me before I leave the house? My stomach and I are grumbling. I thought I'd be able to grab a bite in between meetings, but now it's getting late and I could really use a candy bar.

• 15:45Mae Martin?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome, so check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary. Subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 15:58Tig Notaro?

  The handsome hollybob season is fast approaching, and I'm realizing that we haven't hosted friends and family for a few months. Looking around my home, it's in need of a bit of a festive refresh. For all things hosting, Wayfair delivers high-quality, customer-trusted products for your home so you can host and celebrate without the stress.

• 16:20Fortune Feimster?

  Wayfair helps you create a home that stands up to real life with quality products, great value, and trusted reviews. Products are hand-vetted by a product specialist using a 10-point quality inspection. They've got options for every style and budget. I'm more into the classic holiday look with multicolor bulbs, tinsel, you name it. Wayfair has all of that. I use Wayfair to decorate my fireplace this season, and it looks so cozy and festive. I love everything I've gotten on Wayfair, and I know you will too.

• 16:49Tig Notaro?

  When refreshing your home this holiday season, Wayfair delivers exactly what you need. Head to wayfair.com to shop all things home. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R dot com.

• 17:05Fortune Feimster?

  There's nothing quite like having pieces in your closet you love and know that you can count on for any occasion, except maybe giving someone else that same feeling. This holiday season, Quince is where I'm finding those pieces. Quince makes elevated everyday essentials using premium materials like Mongolian cashmere, organic cotton, and premium stretch denim.

• 17:25Tig Notaro?

  Let me tell you about my jeans. I got a pair of the Luna Stretch Slim Straight Jeans for only 50 bucks compared to that $235. Compare that to $200. $35 at traditional retail. They're quickly turning into my favorite thing to cover my legs with. I'm gonna pick up some more pairs because Quince has tons of color options as well.

• 17:50Fortune Feimster?

  Give the gift of quality this holiday season. Download the Quince app for app exclusive offers or go to quince.com. Get free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada and the UK too. And when Quince asks where you heard about them, let them know it was handsome. It's the best way to support the show. I do black cars to the airport because they have all those rules now, but I I'm not opposed to a comfort Uber.

• 18:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I take it. I take an eco green.

• 18:20Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 18:21Tig Notaro?

  Like a Prius or something?

• 18:22Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's nice of you.

• 18:25Mae Martin?

  Well, now that I have made this larger purchase, you better believe I'm not taking any more Uber blacks. I'm scared.

• 18:32Fortune Feimster?

  You gotta pinch some pennies for a second.

• 18:34Mae Martin?

  Yeah, but it's just a little guy.

• 18:35Fortune Feimster?

  We gotta make sure the structure is good.

• 18:37Mae Martin?

  First of all, make sure the structure is good.

• 18:38Fortune Feimster?

  And then hopefully it closes, then you gotta furnish it. How many bedrooms?

• 18:43Mae Martin?

  It's just a, it's a little two bedroom bungalow and then it has a little back house.

• 18:48Fortune Feimster?

  Perfect.

• 18:49Mae Martin?

  And it's super, it's 100 years old. I realized, I don't know.

• 18:53Tig Notaro?

  100 exactly?

• 18:55Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's.

• 18:55Tig Notaro?

  This is its 100th birthday?

• 18:56Fortune Feimster?

  Happy birthday, house.

• 18:58Tig Notaro?

  Happy birthday, house.

• 18:59Fortune Feimster?

  House, happy birthday to you.

• 19:02Tig Notaro?

  Oh, my gosh, we must have been eating a blue zone diet.

• 19:05Fortune Feimster?

  I hope that you survive this hill for one more year.

• 19:09Tig Notaro?

  I know. When it turns 101, it just slides down the hill.

• 19:13Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 19:15Tig Notaro?

  May.

• 19:16Mae Martin?

  I'm picturing me in my little nightie and nightcap, just sliding down that hill.

• 19:21Tig Notaro?

  In your panties.

• 19:22Fortune Feimster?

  May, if this inspection is like, the house is in pretty good shape. It could fall down this hill. You might have to pull, you might have to pull out of this.

• 19:32Mae Martin?

  Take it. I I just know myself and I know I'll just take the risk, but I I realized how little I know about any of this stuff. Like it's got these old hardwood floors and I was like.

• 19:44Fortune Feimster?

  I love an old hardwood floor.

• 19:45Mae Martin?

  I love it. And I was like, they're, my friend was like, oh, maybe you should replace them. And I was like, no, there's cracks, but we'll just get some grouting and we gotta do the grouting. She was like, you don't grout hardwood.

• 19:56Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you don't grout wood.

• 20:00Mae Martin?

  I thought you grounded everything with cracks.

• 20:03Tig Notaro?

  I say you you get the house, you start grouting that wood.

• 20:08Fortune Feimster?

  I say wait to make sure that the house isn't.

• 20:11Tig Notaro?

  No, no, no. Go for it.

• 20:12Fortune Feimster?

  We get to get the structural report first.

• 20:16Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 20:17Fortune Feimster?

  You are getting a structure, a person to come specifically to check the structure, right?

• 20:22Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 20:24Tig Notaro?

  Get a bucket of grout.

• 20:26Mae Martin?

  Bucket of me and a bucket. I don't even need furniture. I just.

• 20:29Tig Notaro?

  I bet it's got a cool. On the grout bucket.

• 20:31Fortune Feimster?

  It's probably got a cool view, huh?

• 20:33Mae Martin?

  It's a really nice view of, um, it's in Silver Lake and it just looks.

• 20:37Tig Notaro?

  Imagine the view when you're on the, is there a balcony?

• 20:40Mae Martin?

  Uh, yeah, a little balcony.

• 20:42Tig Notaro?

  And imagine the view like when you're, yeah, and you're on the porch and then it like slides down the mountain. Like imagine that view when you're like.

• 20:50Fortune Feimster?

  How did you find this place? A real estate person found it?

• 20:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, I feel like.

• 20:55Fortune Feimster?

  A realtor?

• 20:55Mae Martin?

  You suspect that I'm just like knocking on doors. Like, can I buy your house?

• 20:59Fortune Feimster?

  I just was at a friend's house who's like, uh, who bought a place and his friend sold it to him and they just didn't want to deal with anybody. So he was like, hey, you want to buy a place? And he's like, yeah.

• 21:08Mae Martin?

  Oh, I love that. Yeah.

• 21:09Fortune Feimster?

  I know. Isn't that, that would be nice.

• 21:11Mae Martin?

  When I went to view it the first time, there was a big spider in the bathtub.

• 21:15Tig Notaro?

  Oh, don't get that house.

• 21:18Mae Martin?

  And then when I went back, like a week later to view it again, the spider was still there in that bathtub. So I guess he lives there.

• 21:28Fortune Feimster?

  Well, he's got eight legs to claim. Go, he didn't even try to leave.

• 21:32Mae Martin?

  No, no.

• 21:33Fortune Feimster?

  When you went back, you must've been like, this is, this is it. This is my place.

• 21:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 21:39Fortune Feimster?

  You had that feeling?

• 21:40Mae Martin?

  I just, you know, I'm like, I make decisions pretty quickly. Like I don't get paralyzed by decision making. And even if it's the wrong choice, I'm like, just make a choice. Not that this is the wrong choice, but I really, yeah, I'd seen a bunch of places and I was like, I really like this. I want this to move fast. But you know, it's emotional. It's like a big life thing and, um, you know, signifies a sort of. Changing of paths in a way.

• 22:05Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, the next step.

• 22:06Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah. And not what I thought I'd be doing this time of year. So yeah, yeah. But it's still, you know, it's something I'm doing for myself and making a little solid base. So.

• 22:17Fortune Feimster?

  It's exciting. That's really exciting.

• 22:20Tig Notaro?

  A really cool thing. Congrats.

• 22:22Mae Martin?

  I'll have you guys over.

• 22:23Fortune Feimster?

  Please. Are you gonna make the little, the back, you said there's like a back house area?

• 22:28Mae Martin?

  You guys will live there, right?

• 22:29Fortune Feimster?

  Will that be a pot, will that be a pod space or something?

• 22:32Mae Martin?

  That's a good idea. You know, I got a lot of, um, straight male friends who like to come visit me. So I got.

• 22:38Tig Notaro?

  Oh, so they'll be sent to the back. You get, you're out there, buddy.

• 22:42Mae Martin?

  All my best buds.

• 22:44Tig Notaro?

  Weiner. Ugh.

• 22:45Mae Martin?

  I'm gonna put my boys back in the back house.

• 22:48Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 22:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 22:49Fortune Feimster?

  I like it.

• 22:50Tig Notaro?

  Now, is this house big enough for an orgy?

• 22:52Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 22:52Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, good question, Tig.

• 22:55Mae Martin?

  Tig, you actually would be surprised. You don't need a lot of space for an orgy. You need a king size bed.

• 22:59Fortune Feimster?

  We are not familiar. Please tell us.

• 23:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, I would assume you just need a huge house. Everyone's going nuts, flying all over the place.

• 23:09Fortune Feimster?

  One big room.

• 23:10Tig Notaro?

  Uh huh.

• 23:11Fortune Feimster?

  Because if someone's willing to be in an orgy, they don't need to be closed off in like a separate room.

• 23:19Tig Notaro?

  Unless they're misbehaving. If they're breaking orgy rules. Are there orgy rules?

• 23:24Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, what are the rules?

• 23:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 23:26Mae Martin?

  Well, I don't know that I've, I, I, listen, I'm not having tons of orgies all the time, but I think.

• 23:31Tig Notaro?

  Well, even having had one.

• 23:33Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, let's just say, just because you're saying, I haven't had a lot. You're not saying you're not having any.

• 23:40Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah. Um, I, I don't think there's any like explicit rules, but there's a lot of, you know, communication. People take breaks, people.

• 23:48Tig Notaro?

  People take, like, somebody sitting on the side going, that would be me.

• 23:52Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 23:54Mae Martin?

  Oh boy.

• 23:55Fortune Feimster?

  I'd be like, y'all, keep, keep going.

• 23:58Mae Martin?

  Y'all keep going.

• 23:59Fortune Feimster?

  Having a water break.

• 24:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 24:03Fortune Feimster?

  I might eat some Doritos in the corner.

• 24:05Tig Notaro?

  And then come back with your orange fingers.

• 24:08Fortune Feimster?

  I don't get invited to these parties.

• 24:10Mae Martin?

  Mm hmm.

• 24:10Fortune Feimster?

  Even in my single days.

• 24:12Mae Martin?

  There's no formal invitations. It's gotta be sort of a spontaneous, like.

• 24:15Tig Notaro?

  You don't send out an invite?

• 24:17Mae Martin?

  I don't send out an invite. It just happens at the end of a.

• 24:21Fortune Feimster?

  Wow. I can't imagine just like going to a person's house to hang. You're just like, had a dinner party and then like three hours later, everyone's clothes are off.

• 24:33Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 24:33Fortune Feimster?

  I know. But that's, you know, good for you.

• 24:37Tig Notaro?

  It's like, I know. Isn't it something?

• 24:42Fortune Feimster?

  Good for you though, bud.

• 24:47Mae Martin?

  I guess I'm back in that era. Actually, I'm currently in, um, up in Joshua Tree.

• 24:53Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, that's an orgy. That is definitely an orgy's place.

• 24:56Mae Martin?

  I had rented this.

• 24:57Tig Notaro?

  What are you doing in Joshua Tree?

• 24:59Mae Martin?

  Uh, I'm playing a music show tonight. I'm doing some tunes at Pappy and Harriet's. You know that?

• 25:03Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm. Yeah.

• 25:04Mae Martin?

  Cool. Um, but I had rented initially this Airbnb to come with the woman I was heavily involved with. And, uh, now I'm with my buddy Matt, uh, up here and there's a waterfall and a hot tub and a water slide. Like I've already been on a water slide today. It's only nine thirty AM.

• 25:23Tig Notaro?

  Dude.

• 25:24Mae Martin?

  But I was.

• 25:25Tig Notaro?

  That's like an orgy pad.

• 25:26Mae Martin?

  Well, I know. That's my thinking. Yeah. So.

• 25:28Fortune Feimster?

  The water slide, someone's gonna water slide down right onto a wiener or a vagina.

• 25:35Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 25:35Tig Notaro?

  Fortune Marie. Fortune Marie. You took it one slide too far.

• 25:42Fortune Feimster?

  We were just talking about orgy.

• 25:43Tig Notaro?

  I know, but we didn't say specifically what was involved.

• 25:46Fortune Feimster?

  Parts.

• 25:47Tig Notaro?

  No, no.

• 25:48Fortune Feimster?

  Fingers, holes.

• 25:49Tig Notaro?

  No, no. Fortune, Fortune Marie.

• 25:55Fortune Feimster?

  You know Joshua Tree, things go down in the desert because it gets really dark out there and there's no one for like miles.

• 26:03Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, so you have to have an orgy. How else would you survive?

• 26:07Fortune Feimster?

  What else you gonna do?

• 26:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that's how you survive out there.

• 26:09Fortune Feimster?

  After May's show, it's gonna get wild.

• 26:12Mae Martin?

  I gotta say, my dream is that is to have an orgy with aliens because Joshua Tree feels like UFO town. Like, people are seeing aliens all the time.

• 26:20Tig Notaro?

  Like maybe some people landing from orc?

• 26:22Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you wanna be from the planet orc?

• 26:25Mae Martin?

  I don't know that I wanna be probed, but I'm actually.

• 26:27Tig Notaro?

  I'm going to probe you.

• 26:28Mae Martin?

  You know, I'm not not into it.

• 26:31Fortune Feimster?

  No problemo.

• 26:40Tig Notaro?

  No problemo.

• 26:41Fortune Feimster?

  I wanna hear post Joshua Tree updates.

• 26:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 26:45Mae Martin?

  Right. Well, you might never see me again. I might be on a UFO, um.

• 26:48Tig Notaro?

  Oh, wow.

• 26:49Mae Martin?

  Having like telepathic sex with.

• 26:52Tig Notaro?

  Write down everything and then mail the letter to us.

• 26:56Fortune Feimster?

  Mail it to us, yes, before you go off to whatever planet you're going to.

• 27:00Tig Notaro?

  As the spaceship is taking you away, just drop that letter.

• 27:04Mae Martin?

  I can imagine it floating down like that, yeah.

• 27:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, right to our mailboxes.

• 27:08Fortune Feimster?

  So, yeah, it sounds like, yeah, you are entering into a new era.

• 27:13Mae Martin?

  I guess. I'm trying to drum up some enthusiasm for it. You know, I'm a romantic, but I got the house, so I'm gonna just.

• 27:20Tig Notaro?

  That's huge.

• 27:21Mae Martin?

  I'd be doing some paintings and, you know, nurturing my tender spirit.

• 27:26Fortune Feimster?

  It's a good time for you to, yeah, just live your life.

• 27:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah, man.

• 27:29Tig Notaro?

  Fortune, can I write that down? That's a really good.

• 27:32Fortune Feimster?

  Like May's gonna write down their weekend. Write down, just live your life.

• 27:37Tig Notaro?

  Just live your.

• 27:38Fortune Feimster?

  Live. Some even say live, laugh, love.

• 27:42Tig Notaro?

  Life.

• 27:44Fortune Feimster?

  Live, laugh, love.

• 27:45Tig Notaro?

  Ooh, live, laugh, love. I'm gonna write that down.

• 27:47Fortune Feimster?

  Put that on a sign. Put that in your kitchen.

• 27:49Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 27:51Fortune Feimster?

  I hope there's a live, laugh, love sign.

• 27:53Mae Martin?

  Would you guys, if if a UFO came down and an alien said, and the alien's not.

• 28:00Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, boy, here we go.

• 28:01Mae Martin?

  It's not not attractive, but it's definitely an alien. It looks like sort of large eyes and and yeah, and it said, would you like to have an alien sexual encounter?

• 28:12Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you think they ask? Okay.

• 28:14Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think maybe they, but would you guys be interested if you're single and and like and the alien's like, trust me, it's gonna be good?

• 28:20Tig Notaro?

  Oh, they're aggressive? They're not like shy?

• 28:23Mae Martin?

  Oh, would you prefer shy? You want like a coy?

• 28:26Fortune Feimster?

  A coy alien.

• 28:28Tig Notaro?

  I would, I would prefer like a coy alien than like an aggressive alien showing up telling me what's up.

• 28:37Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, you're, hey, I've just come from my planet and I don't know anybody around here. I am, I thought we could hang out and chat about my world and your world and how our two worlds could come together.

• 28:52Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, sure. I'm game.

• 28:54Fortune Feimster?

  Okay.

• 28:54Tig Notaro?

  As long as you remain coy.

• 28:58Fortune Feimster?

  Uh, I can answer this. Uh, no, I don't have any desire to hang out with an alien or hook up with an alien.

• 29:07Mae Martin?

  Really?

• 29:08Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 29:09Tig Notaro?

  You know, May wants to have an orgy with aliens.

• 29:12Mae Martin?

  Well.

• 29:13Fortune Feimster?

  Obviously.

• 29:14Mae Martin?

  I'm open to it.

• 29:15Fortune Feimster?

  I think May's open to more experiences than I'm open to, and that's all right. That's why we love May. Cause May's open.

• 29:24Mae Martin?

  Thanks, guys.

• 29:25Tig Notaro?

  And Fortune is shut off.

• 29:26Mae Martin?

  Fortune is shut off, but with, but then with, um, like clearly the filthiest of the three of us, I think.

• 29:33Tig Notaro?

  Hmm. I just say funny words.

• 29:35Fortune Feimster?

  Biggest muscles.

• 29:37Mae Martin?

  Yeah, the biggest gunshot.

• 29:38Fortune Feimster?

  I'm the, probably the squarest of us all.

• 29:42Tig Notaro?

  You think you're squarer than me?

• 29:44Fortune Feimster?

  I, I think, I think we're both pretty square. Just the fact that I'm using the word square.

• 29:51Mae Martin?

  But I think I'm actually the biggest like nerd of the three, like classic definition of a nerd, like the, with sort of fixation interests. I like nerdy things.

• 30:01Tig Notaro?

  I am the least nerdy.

• 30:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think that's fair.

• 30:04Tig Notaro?

  I didn't make announcements in my junior high school or whatever.

• 30:08Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 30:10Tig Notaro?

  You know?

• 30:10Fortune Feimster?

  Hi, everybody. Meeting Mrs. Runvelt's class at 3:00 PM for chess club.

• 30:16Tig Notaro?

  Oh, I missed it. Fortune made great grades and I was just smoking and running around in cowboy boots and shorts and.

• 30:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 30:24Tig Notaro?

  You know?

• 30:25Mae Martin?

  A hundred percent the, the least nerd of the three of us. Yeah.

• 30:29Tig Notaro?

  Million, playing guitar when I was nine.

• 30:33Fortune Feimster?

  I was a rule follower.

• 30:34Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, not me.

• 30:37Mae Martin?

  Well.

• 30:38Tig Notaro?

  But, um, anyway.

• 30:39Mae Martin?

  But you know what? We all seem to be happy with our lanes.

• 30:44Tig Notaro?

  That's right.

• 30:47Tig Notaro?

  The end.

• 30:49Mae Martin?

  Wow, we kind of, we reached the end of the handsome podcast.

• 30:53Tig Notaro?

  That was the very end.

• 30:55Mae Martin?

  That was the finale.

• 30:56Tig Notaro?

  The show just ended for good. Should we get our question for?

• 31:00Fortune Feimster?

  We should.

• 31:01Tig Notaro?

  Yes.

• 31:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's very exciting who our guest is today.

• 31:04Mae Martin?

  A very, very exciting one. I have just been working with this person for months. She is, she plays, well, I would say, I'm not gonna say villain, but she plays the antagonist in my new show, Wayward. Today's questioner is a Golden Globe and Emmy winning, Oscar nominated Australian actress with iconic roles in films, including Muriel's Wedding, The Sixth Sense, and Hereditary. Yeah, we had such a good time this summer. Me and, well, I'm talking about Toni Collette. We had the best time. We went kayaking. She's like truly a remarkable and funny person.

• 31:41Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 31:41Mae Martin?

  And I think has listened to the pod and had a question, like, was like, I have my question.

• 31:46Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, yeah, that's awesome.

• 31:47Mae Martin?

  Toni Collette is asking today's question.

• 31:50Speaker 04

  Hello, handsome pod, handsoms. Hello, May. I love you. I miss you so much already. Um, okay, I have a question. Which song, when you were a kid, which song did you like belt out at the top of your lungs, only to realize later in life that it was really inappropriate because it was highly sexualized? I have one for sure.

• 32:17Tig Notaro?

  I didn't know. I thought she was from the States.

• 32:19Fortune Feimster?

  You did?

• 32:20Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 32:20Fortune Feimster?

  She always plays in American.

• 32:22Mae Martin?

  Does an incredible American accent.

• 32:24Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 32:25Mae Martin?

  But no, Muriel's Wedding, very Australian. Yeah.

• 32:28Tig Notaro?

  I didn't see that.

• 32:29Fortune Feimster?

  She's been in so many huge movies.

• 32:32Mae Martin?

  Muriel's Wedding is so, so good and has not aged at all.

• 32:37Fortune Feimster?

  Classic.

• 32:38Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 32:39Tig Notaro?

  Have you ever asked her to say, um?

• 32:41Mae Martin?

  Rise up lights?

• 32:42Fortune Feimster?

  Rise up lights.

• 32:42Tig Notaro?

  Rise up lights?

• 32:43Fortune Feimster?

  Rise up lights.

• 32:44Mae Martin?

  I gotta do that. I gotta do that.

• 32:46Fortune Feimster?

  My name's Toni Collette.

• 32:48Mae Martin?

  Rise up lights.

• 32:49Fortune Feimster?

  You have to add a question mark at the end of everything. I'm from Australia.

• 32:53Mae Martin?

  Oh, man, it's nice to see her.

• 32:55Fortune Feimster?

  I have a question.

• 32:59Mae Martin?

  She's gonna love that portion.

• 32:59Fortune Feimster?

  Do you want me to ask a handsome question?

• 33:04Mae Martin?

  I don't understand why you haven't been cast as an Australian.

• 33:13Fortune Feimster?

  These other actors from the other countries nail the American accent, but the rest of us trying to do theirs, not so great.

• 33:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 33:23Fortune Feimster?

  The Sixth Sense was such a good movie, too. I mean,

• 33:25Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God, that scene.

• 33:26Fortune Feimster?

  When you watched it, the end, the twist for the first time, it blew everyone's ponties off.

• 33:33Mae Martin?

  Everyone's ponties were smithering.

• 33:35Fortune Feimster?

  Do you remember, like, in the theaters, people were like, wah! I mean, everyone lost their minds. Once you've seen it the first time, it doesn't have the same effect. But that was the first time a movie just totally messed with you.

• 33:49Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 33:50Fortune Feimster?

  For the whole movie, and it made you go back and be like, and then it shows you the flashbacks. You're like, oh, my God.

• 33:56Mae Martin?

  Also, her performance, she's, and Hailey DeLazman, I think she was only 25 or something in that movie.

• 34:01Fortune Feimster?

  Whoa, really?

• 34:01Mae Martin?

  Yeah, playing his mom, doing this New York accent. And the scene where they're in the car and he goes, Grandma says hi, and she's like, Cole, that's very wrong. Grandma's dead, you know that. And then he's like, and he goes, she wants me to say she saw you dance. And she starts freaking out. And then he goes, when you visited her grave, you asked her a question. The answer is every day. What did you ask her, Mom? And then Toni Collette goes, I asked her, do I make her proud? It's so good.

• 34:35Fortune Feimster?

  She's so good at playing those dramatic ladies.

• 34:38Mae Martin?

  Fuck, it's goosebumpy. And I was, when we were filming, we were, we were like between takes or something, me and my co-star Sarah. We were getting really excited to work with Toni Collette. We hadn't worked with her yet. And then we just decided to watch that scene on YouTube. And we watched that scene. We were both like, tears in our eyes, goosebumps riveted. And then we had to go and act again. And suddenly we were like, oh, we don't know how to act. Like, that's acting. And we got so self-conscious. We were like, God, everything we do feels fake because we just watched this, like, masterclass.

• 35:11Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, well, she's a whole new, a whole other level than most actors.

• 35:16Mae Martin?

  I think she channels something. Like, she just gives over to it. Whereas I feel like I'm always still myself. I mean, Tig, you've talked about, do you feel that too, Fortune? You're just, you can't really get out of your,

• 35:28Fortune Feimster?

  Like a version of me, yeah.

• 35:29Mae Martin?

  Yeah, versions of us, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 35:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. I'm definitely taking space.

• 35:34Mae Martin?

  You're taking space?

• 35:38Fortune Feimster?

  I got, I got to work with a really cool, um, action icon, Carrie Anne Moss.

• 35:45Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 35:46Fortune Feimster?

  Is on our season two of Fubar. I mean, Trinity and the freaking Matrix.

• 35:50Mae Martin?

  That's huge. What was she like?

• 35:53Fortune Feimster?

  Awesome. Super cool. Has all these like remedies for things like naturopath.

• 35:59Mae Martin?

  Oh, cool.

• 35:59Fortune Feimster?

  Tig would be into that.

• 36:02Mae Martin?

  There is something about like, there is something about acting with some like, it's intimidating, but where you feel like, oh, fuck, I gotta raise my game. Like when someone is so committed and you're looking into their eyes and you're like, this is, you're like, for me, this is skin deep. Like I, if, if somebody's eyebrow twitches, I'm breaking. Like I'm, you know, I'm barely holding on to like, commitment. And it's so annoying because if I'm gonna get emotional or I'm gonna be, I'm like, I need to, you know, bef, like I, I gotta be listening to music and trying to like, but she can just drop into it. And then between takes, she's hilarious and like laughing.

• 36:40Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 36:42Mae Martin?

  It's, yeah, it's really impressive. Um, okay. Wait, but her question, guys, do you have a song that you would sing at the top of your lungs? And you didn't know that it was horny and weird?

• 36:54Fortune Feimster?

  I didn't know this song was so horny.

• 36:58Tig Notaro?

  Or weird.

• 37:00Fortune Feimster?

  Gosh, I know that there are songs out there I didn't know had sexual connotations, but.

• 37:05Tig Notaro?

  Well, I remember hearing about George Bush Jr.'s playlist on his, um, iPod or whatever years ago.

• 37:14Mae Martin?

  Okay.

• 37:14Tig Notaro?

  And, um, the song My Sharona.

• 37:17Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah.

• 37:20Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, wait, is that a sexual song?

• 37:22Tig Notaro?

  I didn't realize it, but it's about like desiring a younger woman.

• 37:27Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 37:28Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 37:28Mae Martin?

  I always get it up from the touch of the younger kind. That's one of the.

• 37:32Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 37:33Mae Martin?

  Well, I remember seeing John Stamos sing that on Full House. Uncle Jesse played it at like the high school dance.

• 37:41Tig Notaro?

  Oh, really?

• 37:42Mae Martin?

  And he was in, and I remember being like, what did he just say?

• 37:46Tig Notaro?

  Right. It's like. People were making a big deal about, you know, the president. I mean, it's so insane how far we've gone with that.

• 37:53Mae Martin?

  I know.

• 37:54Tig Notaro?

  What is appropriate? With presidents and what is and isn't. But, um, but people were like, oh my gosh, the president has my Sharona on his playlist and it talks about-

• 38:07Mae Martin?

  And that was a thing.

• 38:08Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, desiring a younger-

• 38:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, that's so funny. That is crazy, though, that now we're like electing people charged with sex trafficking and like-

• 38:16Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:17Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 38:17Fortune Feimster?

  Well, it's like when you- When you hear the chicks scam- the thing that got them canceled back in the day was so tame.

• 38:25Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 38:25Fortune Feimster?

  I rewatched their documentary of what Natalie said and it's like so tame.

• 38:32Tig Notaro?

  What did she say?

• 38:33Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, well, she, they were at a, they were about to like do a big European run and they had like a small show in London. Kind of like for press and stuff.

• 38:43Tig Notaro?

  Mm-hmm.

• 38:44Fortune Feimster?

  And she, they, we had just gone to declared war or whatever and, uh, she's anti-war and so she just said, you know, oh, we don't support those, this war. Makes us ashamed that our president's from Texas, something like that.

• 39:03Mae Martin?

  But that's it.

• 39:04Fortune Feimster?

  Everyone is like, you're done.

• 39:06Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:06Fortune Feimster?

  They-

• 39:06Mae Martin?

  That's crazy.

• 39:07Fortune Feimster?

  She got death threats.

• 39:09Mae Martin?

  Seriously?

• 39:10Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, she had to have security everywhere. She couldn't get off a plane without an escort through airports.

• 39:15Mae Martin?

  Wow.

• 39:16Fortune Feimster?

  Then their follow-up album was, you know, talking about all the hate mail they received and, and like people telling them, you know, mothers saying they wish they were dead and-

• 39:26Mae Martin?

  Ugh.

• 39:26Fortune Feimster?

  Like, I mean, crazy shit-

• 39:29Tig Notaro?

  Good lord.

• 39:29Fortune Feimster?

  That went on for, I mean, years.

• 39:32Mae Martin?

  That's so wild.

• 39:33Fortune Feimster?

  And they were, I mean, they were, they're still like super successful and-

• 39:37Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:37Fortune Feimster?

  Um, and, you know, came, came back with like this huge Grammy winning album, but like they were selling out giant arenas and stadiums and then like it's still, still sell out really big things, but they were like humongous.

• 39:53Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 39:54Fortune Feimster?

  Then like country radio was boycotted them and wouldn't play them. People were literally running over their out, their CDs with like- Um, power tools.

• 40:03Mae Martin?

  Oh, my god.

• 40:04Fortune Feimster?

  Craziness for that, like, and think about all the shit people talk now.

• 40:08Tig Notaro?

  That's so insane.

• 40:10Mae Martin?

  Um, all, I can think of a couple of songs, uh, well, Roxanne, I didn't know what that was about.

• 40:17Fortune Feimster?

  About.

• 40:18Mae Martin?

  Fortune.

• 40:19Tig Notaro?

  Is it like a sex worker?

• 40:21Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you don't have to put on the red light, sell your, something for money.

• 40:25Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 40:26Tig Notaro?

  Amsterdam?

• 40:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and then Sweet Painted Lady by Elton John, that was also about a sex worker. It was like, he'll leave the smell of the sea in your bed, getting paid for being laid. I mean, it's pretty direct when, when you say it now, but I used to love it as a kid, a sweet painted lady.

• 40:44Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 40:45Mae Martin?

  And then the one that I really used to sing a lot is, um, Semi Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. I know all the words and it's all about like, crystal meth and I didn't real.

• 40:53Fortune Feimster?

  Oh.

• 40:54Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 40:55Fortune Feimster?

  Wow.

• 40:55Mae Martin?

  Didn't know that. It goes, the sky was gold, it was rose, I was taking sips of it through my nose and I wish I could get back there, someplace back there. Oh. And the pictures you would take, doing crystal meth will lift you, oh, this is again, very direct.

• 41:06Tig Notaro?

  He says doing crystal meth.

• 41:08Fortune Feimster?

  I guess I never knew the words.

• 41:09Mae Martin?

  Doing crystal meth will lift you up until you break. And it says, I gotta get back there to the place where I fell asleep inside you. And I was like, I was asleep inside you? As a kid, I was like, I guess, I don't know. I guess he means his soul.

• 41:23Tig Notaro?

  Yeah. What about you, Fortune?

• 41:25Fortune Feimster?

  This is a newer song, but you know that cake by the ocean song?

• 41:28Mae Martin?

  No.

• 41:29Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, baby, baby. I wanna.

• 41:34Mae Martin?

  I know that.

• 41:35Fortune Feimster?

  By the ocean.

• 41:37Tig Notaro?

  I don't.

• 41:37Fortune Feimster?

  It was played like two, two years ago, three years ago, Joe Jonas's song, and it was like, the most played song of all the songs, it was everywhere. I'm not doing a good job singing it for you.

• 41:51Mae Martin?

  I disagree.

• 41:51Fortune Feimster?

  Cake by the ocean. So everyone's just sitting, everyone's just like belting out the lyrics, but it's basically about having sex on the beach.

• 41:57Tig Notaro?

  Oh.

• 41:59Fortune Feimster?

  I know, you guys.

• 42:01Tig Notaro?

  What?

• 42:03Fortune Feimster?

  Freaking sex on the beach and we're just like thinking you're having cake.

• 42:07Tig Notaro?

  Oh my gosh.

• 42:10Fortune Feimster?

  You think you're eating cake.

• 42:11Tig Notaro?

  Is it cake or is it sex?

• 42:13Fortune Feimster?

  Freaking sex.

• 42:15Tig Notaro?

  Is it sex? But you didn't have one as a kid where you were like, um, loving it and dancing around and then you, as an adult, you're like, huh?

• 42:24Fortune Feimster?

  I'm trying to, I'm trying to Google songs from that time because for whatever reason.

• 42:32Tig Notaro?

  That's good for podcasting is a nice Googling.

• 42:35Fortune Feimster?

  Guys, I like to be surprised by our questions so I can give you my like authentic.

• 42:42Tig Notaro?

  I didn't, I didn't know what our question was today. I didn't.

• 42:46Fortune Feimster?

  Well, good for you for knowing sexual songs.

• 42:49Tig Notaro?

  Yes, thank you.

• 42:51Mae Martin?

  I feel like there must have been a lot of.

• 42:52Tig Notaro?

  Fortune was too much of a nerd as a kid.

• 42:55Fortune Feimster?

  I know. I'm like, what did have a sexual connotation?

• 42:58Mae Martin?

  There must have been a lot of Beatles songs about drugs and.

• 43:01Tig Notaro?

  I mean, well, I remember there was speculation that Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds was about LSD.

• 43:07Mae Martin?

  Yes. And then they said, oh no, it was just a picture that Julian Lennon drew or something.

• 43:12Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 43:12Mae Martin?

  Yeah.

• 43:13Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I didn't know genie in a bottle. What?

• 43:16Mae Martin?

  God rub me the right way, honey.

• 43:18Fortune Feimster?

  Oh yeah, that would be the one then. I definitely was singing, you better rub me the right way. And I really thought it was about, you know, a genie.

• 43:28Tig Notaro?

  Getting that genie out of there.

• 43:29Fortune Feimster?

  I was like, I want a couple of wishes. I had no idea Christina Aguilera was being a freak.

• 43:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, yeah. Classic her.

• 43:39Fortune Feimster?

  So that would have probably been mine. I was definitely belting that song out.

• 43:42Tig Notaro?

  Mm hmm.

• 43:43Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah.

• 43:43Tig Notaro?

  I'm a genie in a bottle, baby.

• 43:46Mae Martin?

  No, that was very horny, that one.

• 43:48Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, very horny. What about you guys?

• 43:50Mae Martin?

  Well.

• 43:50Fortune Feimster?

  You already say?

• 43:52Mae Martin?

  Yeah, you were Googling, but I said Roxanne and Sweet Fainted Lady.

• 43:56Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I did hear those because I didn't know about Roxanne.

• 43:59Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 44:00Mae Martin?

  Should we hear what, uh, what Tony said?

• 44:02Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, let's do it.

• 44:03Speaker 04

  So for me, um, I was in fourth grade. So what does that make me like? Maybe I was eight. Um, and a group of only two or three other girls and I danced in front of the whole class, just made up a routine and danced to the Pointer Sisters. I'm so excited. I'm so excited and I just can't hide it. I'm about to lose control and I think I like it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Mortified.

• 44:36Fortune Feimster?

  It seems so innocent. But yeah, when you think about it, they're horny.

• 44:42Mae Martin?

  I want to Google the rest of the lyrics. Pointer Sisters.

• 44:45Fortune Feimster?

  Pointer Sisters are trying to get something pointed in their sister. To their whole. Fortune Marie. Fortune Marie.

• 44:56Mae Martin?

  Okay, here we go. Here we go. Okay. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's okay. Tonight's the night. We're gonna make it happen. Tonight, we'll put all other things aside. Give in this time and show me some affection. We're going for those pleasures in the night. I want to love you, feel you, wrap myself around you. I want to squeeze you, please you. I just can't get enough. And if you move real slow, I'll let it go. I'm so excited.

• 45:21Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, she's gonna orgasm.

• 45:22Mae Martin?

  I, Fortune. Yeah.

• 45:25Fortune Feimster?

  Fortune Marie. The Pointer Sister is going to orgasm.

• 45:28Mae Martin?

  Yeah, no, this is definitely dirty. And to be in grade four, just really losing it.

• 45:32Fortune Feimster?

  The problem is when there's a catchy song and you, you're not always aware of the lyrics. And those days were when you had, in order to see lyrics, you had to buy like a CD and they were in the sleeve. You couldn't just Google it like I did now. Yeah, that's right. Um, so yeah, you're just like, oh, this is a catchy tune. I'm so excited. We're all excited. Who doesn't want to have a great day of excitement? But you're not really paying attention to like wrapping your legs around. Because no one's singing the, no one's singing the like, main part. They're singing the chorus.

• 46:05Mae Martin?

  Yeah, yeah.

• 46:06Fortune Feimster?

  And this is us. I'm so excited and I just can't hide it.

• 46:13Mae Martin?

  Did you guys do lip syncs in front of your class?

• 46:17Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:18Tig Notaro?

  In front of class?

• 46:19Fortune Feimster?

  I did one to "It's Raining Men."

• 46:21Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 46:23Fortune Feimster?

  No, no. I was very aware. That was a horny song.

• 46:27Mae Martin?

  How old were you?

• 46:28Tig Notaro?

  Can we hear it?

• 46:31Fortune Feimster?

  That, I might have been a little older, like, high school, like, fifteen, sixteen.

• 46:35Mae Martin?

  And you were dancing with your friends?

• 46:37Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 46:37Mae Martin?

  I need to see that.

• 46:39Fortune Feimster?

  Temperatures rising.

• 46:41Mae Martin?

  Stop.

• 46:43Fortune Feimster?

  According to all sources, the streets are a place to go. Tonight, for the first time, just about half past ten. For the first time in history, it's gonna start raining men.

• 47:02Mae Martin?

  It's raining men.

• 47:03Fortune Feimster?

  And then, and they were holding umbrellas?

• 47:06Mae Martin?

  It's raining men.

• 47:08Fortune Feimster?

  And then I bust through the umbrella.

• 47:10Tig Notaro?

  No.

• 47:12Mae Martin?

  So you were the star?

• 47:14Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, I was the star.

• 47:15Mae Martin?

  Oh, my God.

• 47:17Fortune Feimster?

  It was my brainchild.

• 47:19Mae Martin?

  That takes a lot of confidence.

• 47:21Tig Notaro?

  And where did you do this? In front of your school?

• 47:24Fortune Feimster?

  In front of a bunch of friends, yeah.

• 47:26Tig Notaro?

  Wait, at school as a performance?

• 47:29Fortune Feimster?

  No, at a, like, a big party.

• 47:31Tig Notaro?

  Oh, okay. Is that when you got discovered and signed by your agent?

• 47:36Fortune Feimster?

  I got signed by an agent. I did it, I, I redid it again in my twenties for friends in LA.

• 47:42Tig Notaro?

  Well, you're gonna have to redo that.

• 47:44Fortune Feimster?

  And I wore a spandex outfit that time.

• 47:47Tig Notaro?

  Thomas put it on the list.

• 47:49Mae Martin?

  Guys, when we do our live holiday show, maybe, maybe Fortune needs it. We'll get, Tig, you and I can have umbrellas.

• 47:56Tig Notaro?

  Of course, forget that we said this.

• 47:58Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 47:58Tig Notaro?

  We'll totally forget. We'll show up and our fans will be like, wait, how come it's not raining men?

• 48:05Tig Notaro?

  We should do "It's Raining Lesbians."

• 48:07Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, good one, Tig.

• 48:08Mae Martin?

  Could do.

• 48:09Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, I had, in my twenties, I had guys in short shorts, holding the umbrellas.

• 48:14Tig Notaro?

  That's good. I'll do that.

• 48:16Fortune Feimster?

  And I was in spandex.

• 48:17Tig Notaro?

  Hello.

• 48:18Fortune Feimster?

  I mean, this, this is a performance that can be reintroduced in different eras of my life.

• 48:25Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I think it's time. I think it's been enough time.

• 48:28Tig Notaro?

  It's past time.

• 48:29Mae Martin?

  It's gotta come back.

• 48:30Fortune Feimster?

  It's raining men. Huh, and I sang to it, so excited about these men raining.

• 48:37Mae Martin?

  I think your next stand-up special should open with that.

• 48:43Mae Martin?

  I did a one in front of my middle school. And it was all the other kids were doing like Spice Girls and stuff. And I was so bossy and I made my friends do Hair, you know?

• 48:55Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah.

• 48:57Mae Martin?

  Give me a song with hair, long, beautiful hair from the musical.

• 49:00Fortune Feimster?

  That musical is kind of a big orgy.

• 49:03Mae Martin?

  Yeah, maybe I was an early indicator. But then I think the song morphed into everybody in Backstreet Boys. It was like a medley. But I do remember all the kids being-

• 49:13Fortune Feimster?

  A mashup.

• 49:14Mae Martin?

  It was a mashup, but everyone was like disappointed by Hair, the musical.

• 49:19Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, yeah, cuz that's kind of a more obscure reference.

• 49:24Mae Martin?

  Yeah, and it had to start with me alone on stage going, "Don't ask me why, I'm just a hairy guy." I was like 11. "I'm hairy, high and low."

• 49:35Fortune Feimster?

  The song most people know from Hair is Age of Aquarius.

• 49:39Mae Martin?

  Oh, yeah. "This is a dawn in a-"

• 49:43Fortune Feimster?

  "The age of Aquarius."

• 49:46Mae Martin?

  Are we in the age of Aquarius now or what?

• 49:48Tig Notaro?

  What is the age of Aquarius?

• 49:50Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, what is it? Do you- Guys, would you like me to Google?

• 49:53Tig Notaro?

  May, I mean, you should be spitting out a May fact.

• 49:56Mae Martin?

  Shit, you're so right.

• 49:57Fortune Feimster?

  Age-

• 49:58Mae Martin?

  Yeah, I'm trying, I'm searching the recesses of my mind.

• 50:01Fortune Feimster?

  It's an astrological concept that refers to a period of time when the vernal equinox shifts into the sign of Aquarius.

• 50:10Mae Martin?

  Oh, the vernal equinox, yeah.

• 50:11Fortune Feimster?

  The exact start and end of the age of Aquarius is debated, but some astrologers believe it began around the 20th century, while others think it's still happening.

• 50:24Tig Notaro?

  I still don't know what it is.

• 50:27Mae Martin?

  Yeah, me neither, no idea.

• 50:28Fortune Feimster?

  Okay, guys, I'm gonna continue.

• 50:30Tig Notaro?

  Does it have to do with like being an Aquarius?

• 50:33Fortune Feimster?

  I'm gonna tell you. It's associated with traits like innovation, openness, and spirituality. It's also thought to mark a time of great change with a shift in human consciousness and a move from me to we. We're definitely not in a we phase.

• 50:50Mae Martin?

  No.

• 50:51Fortune Feimster?

  We're definitely in a me phase, so. Well, I don't think we're in the age of Aquarius right now.

• 50:56Tig Notaro?

  But you don't have to be, the age of Aquarius isn't during the time period when the Aquarius birth sign is.

• 51:04Fortune Feimster?

  No, it's the, the thought of the age of Aquarius was kind of the sixties and seventies, kind of that indie, new age era, that's sort of the age, that's considered the age of Aquarius.

• 51:16Tig Notaro?

  Okay, we, we are not in that.

• 51:18Mae Martin?

  We had a chance, you know, like we got so close. It was like, young people had all this power and they could have mobilized into this serious movement. And then what happened? I think then like exploitative cult leaders and the government got involved and messed it up. Cause there was, I think 1969, 250,000 young people ran away from home and went to hate Ashbury in San Francisco.

• 51:47Fortune Feimster?

  That's a lot of people.

• 51:48Mae Martin?

  In one summer and it was like this huge, like they're out of the potential there. It's so huge.

• 51:53Fortune Feimster?

  You would have done well that summer of 69.

• 51:57Mae Martin?

  It was the summer of 69. Do you think I would have?

• 52:01Fortune Feimster?

  I would have been like, can people stop smoking weed inside?

• 52:08Fortune Feimster?

  God, I've got a headache.

• 52:09Mae Martin?

  I would have got scooped up by some cult leader fast.

• 52:13Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, you would have 1000% been in the, in the cult or the cult leader.

• 52:17Mae Martin?

  I don't think I would have let it.

• 52:18Fortune Feimster?

  A sexual cult leader, not a bad, not one evil one, a horny one.

• 52:24Mae Martin?

  No, deep down, all I want is someone to come along and tell me what to do. I think if some beautiful person had come up and been like, come with me. I see you. You're special.

• 52:34Tig Notaro?

  You would be topped. We would never see May again.

• 52:37Mae Martin?

  No, you'd never see me again.

• 52:38Tig Notaro?

  Even now.

• 52:40Mae Martin?

  You'd never see me.

• 52:42Tig Notaro?

  Well, guys, we did it. Wow. What a journey we've been on today.

• 52:47Mae Martin?

  I've really enjoyed this.

• 52:48Tig Notaro?

  I have too.

• 52:49Fortune Feimster?

  It was a treat for sure. Well, guys, uh, guess what? Our Holly Bob extravaganza is on the horizon.

• 52:58Fortune Feimster?

  It is Saturday, December 21st. We're gonna be at Dynasty Typewriter. It's a live show that you can stream from anywhere in the world. That link will be good for a week. We're gonna be in our home base, so all the tech will be super good and sharp and we're gonna have, it sounds like we've got a whole list of things that we want to get to there.

• 53:17Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, we got a lot going on.

• 53:19Mae Martin?

  Yeah, we do need to put our heads together and make sure we follow through on some of, on the, it's raining men. I've got some plans to surprise you guys.

• 53:28Tig Notaro?

  So get your tickets at DynastyTypewriter.com or on our social media pages. And we will very much look forward to seeing you then. And also, always important to subscribe to the podcast and the YouTube page and share your favorite episodes with friends.

• 53:50Fortune Feimster?

  As a personal plug, I would love for people to keep watching my special, crushing it on Netflix.

• 53:55Mae Martin?

  Yes.

• 53:56Fortune Feimster?

  Streaming now, thanks for all the fun comments. Uh, but yeah, that I'm so proud of it in my handsome pink suit. Um, and I announced a whole new big tour, so I'm doing a bunch of shows in clubs. Uh, promote, uh, working on my new hour. I have Pasadena and Ontario, Oxnard, California, Irvine, California, and then, um, a whole huge new theater tour starting April 1st.

• 54:22Mae Martin?

  Oh my God, you never stop, girl.

• 54:24Fortune Feimster?

  I never stop, but.

• 54:25Tig Notaro?

  Never stop.

• 54:26Fortune Feimster?

  I love it though. We've got some handsome live shows, right? In Nashville and Austin.

• 54:33Tig Notaro?

  Awesome. Those tickets are going fast, folks.

• 54:36Fortune Feimster?

  Yes. Uh, the first two weekends of April, we have, uh, Austin, Texas first, and then Nashville at the Ryman. Oh my God, I can't wait. Those are gonna be big, fun, awesome shows.

• 54:47Tig Notaro?

  Seriously. Also, I want to, um, plug my, uh, the audio version of my stand-up special, Hello Again. That is out and available for all. And, uh, it is, I mean, if you need a last minute. Holly Bob present.

• 55:04Fortune Feimster?

  Good gift.

• 55:04Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, that is a good, I mean, why stop there? Get my book. I'm just a person. I have a book, guys. Get that.

• 55:12Fortune Feimster?

  It's amazing. Get it.

• 55:13Tig Notaro?

  It is amazing. Get that.

• 55:15Fortune Feimster?

  Well, I mean, this is basically, uh, right before Christmas. So I hope everyone has an amazing holiday.

• 55:22Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 55:23Fortune Feimster?

  With, Hanukkah also falls, I think, of the same time as Christmas this year.

• 55:27Tig Notaro?

  Yeah, get some rest. Stay off your phone, off Instagram and just, you know.

• 55:33Fortune Feimster?

  Wander around.

• 55:34Tig Notaro?

  Wander.

• 55:35Fortune Feimster?

  Anglessly.

• 55:36Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 55:37Fortune Feimster?

  Hopefully Santa's good to you if you believe.

• 55:41Tig Notaro?

  If you believe.

• 55:44Fortune Feimster?

  I think my son still believes.

• 55:45Tig Notaro?

  Yeah.

• 55:46Fortune Feimster?

  Oh, man.

• 55:47Tig Notaro?

  Well, until next time, huh?

• 55:50Fortune Feimster?

  Keep it handsome.

• 55:52Mae Martin?

  Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro and Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at [email protected] and please follow us on social media at HandsomePod.

• 56:09Mae Martin?

  What a podcast.

• 56:10Speaker 00

  What a podcast.

• 56:15Speaker 00

  That was a HeadGum Podcast.

• 56:17Tig Notaro?

  Handsome's, the audio version of my comedy special, Hello Again, is available everywhere just in time for the holidays. Go to tignotaro.com to get a copy for you and a loved one now.

• 56:31Mae Martin?

  Checking Allstate first could save you hundreds on car insurance. Not checking that my outfit matches the vibe of the evening before heading out the door? I regret everything. The night called for a black t-shirt, but I wore a white one instead and now everything's out of alignment.

• 56:44Fortune Feimster?

  Yeah, checking first is handsome. So check Allstate first for an auto quote. It could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.

• 56:59Speaker 05

  What's going on? It's Lamorne Morris. And Hannah Simone. And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing, every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl and we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind the scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog. That's not true. We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest star. On the planet, I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo. We're just two BFFs having a good old time. Okay. Sometimes we even talk to other co-stars like Zooey Deschanel,

• 57:43Speaker 05

  Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayans Jr. And your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well. Make sure you subscribe to the mess around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.