Giggling about nails salons, cysts, and chest hair

We're debating about chest hair, getting revenge, and how to behave at nail salons. shop summer merch

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• 0:00Hannah Berner?

  I was thinking about how women have so many little things we have to do when we're getting home that you have to be aware of.

• 0:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, so many people have my location.

• 0:08Hannah Berner?

  And you have to share your ETA, you have to check the route, you have to text everyone I'm home.

• 0:12Paige DeSorbo?

  And if your friend like doesn't text you, "Oh, you got home," you're, you're calling the FBI.

• 0:17Hannah Berner?

  Yep, yep. And we joke about it because it's so normal to us, but you're constantly paying attention. And even when you're exhausted and just want to get home, your brain still has to be on. You're like, is this guy going the right route? Am I in the right place? Who's around me? What's happening?

• 0:30Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, there's truly no clocking out of your safety.

• 0:33Hannah Berner?

  And that's why riding in a Waymo feels different. It's an autonomous ride with an empty driver's seat. So, once you get in, you have this private space that's actually just yours.

• 0:42Paige DeSorbo?

  And you know, I love alone time and I truly feel like it's such a luxury in a Waymo.

• 0:46Hannah Berner?

  Especially after being social. Like, I love everyone, but like...

• 0:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Please, nobody speak to me.

• 0:51Hannah Berner?

  Like, give me 20 minutes. I want music, the right temperature. There's no compromising. And you can customize the ride, put on your own music, answer texts you ignored all night, stare out the window. You actually have a minute where you're not thinking about everyone else.

• 1:04Paige DeSorbo?

  And that's the thing. It's not even necessarily about doing something. Sometimes it's just, you want to sit there and not speak.

• 1:11Hannah Berner?

  And put your guard down for a second and feel safe.

• 1:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Which truly, women deserve.

• 1:16Hannah Berner?

  We deserve to disassociate safely for 20 minutes.

• 1:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I mean, put that on a t-shirt, for real.

• 1:22Hannah Berner?

  And obviously, safety is a huge part of why that feeling matters. Knowing Waymo's safer, there's something refreshing in having that space where you can just be yourself and let Waymo handle the driving.

• 1:31Paige DeSorbo?

  And we spend enough of our lives being on.

• 1:34Hannah Berner?

  Exactly.

• 1:34Paige DeSorbo?

  We don't need, we don't need to be on in the car.

• 1:37Hannah Berner?

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• 1:49Paige DeSorbo?

  We love a discount.

• 1:51Hannah Berner?

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• 1:56Paige DeSorbo?

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• 2:50Hannah Berner?

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• 3:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Sup, gigglers?

• 3:21Speaker 02

  Carrie, fix the wifi.

• 3:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Manifest that shit.

• 3:24Speaker 02

  We can't be managed.

• 3:29Speaker 02

  I mean, the day just got away from me.

• 3:33Hannah Berner?

  Hello, my glacial gigglers. Because you're cool. You're a cool cat.

• 3:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 3:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I hate when I write something on the notes and I'm like, I'll know what this is.

• 3:46Hannah Berner?

  You won't.

• 3:47Paige DeSorbo?

  It just write, it just says, "Screens with our faces on them." Actually, I do know what that is.

• 3:58Hannah Berner?

  Don't you hate when you think you don't know what it is and then you say it out loud, and then you do know what it is and you wish you didn't bring up that you didn't know what it is?

• 4:05Paige DeSorbo?

  Do you want to die laughing?

• 4:07Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. No, I saw that already and I wasn't going to say anything until the pod started. She's perfect. Wait, is Daphne freaked out by it?

• 4:18Paige DeSorbo?

  No, she like doesn't like, she's like, "I just can't believe they used that picture," or whatever.

• 4:25Hannah Berner?

  She's like, "There's no copyright infringement going on?"

• 4:28Paige DeSorbo?

  How are you, doll?

• 4:29Hannah Berner?

  Also, these fake glasses, are they, is it reflecting too much for you, my fake glasses?

• 4:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 4:37Hannah Berner?

  It's like, I can't hear or see with them, but I, I just feel like it was bringing my look together today.

• 4:41Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it honestly really is.

• 4:43Hannah Berner?

  I just biked home from the nail salon. That's why I'm a little out of breath.

• 4:49Hannah Berner?

  At what age do you figure out the nail salon? Because it's...

• 4:52Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, Hannah, I went to the nail salon today.

• 4:55Hannah Berner?

  Okay, we probably had a very different experience. What was your, let's start with your nice, beautiful experience of your culture. What did you do?

• 5:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Um, I had to go to the bank, so I walked to the bank and then I said, "Oh, the nail salon's right around the corner. Let me go into the nail salon." I walk in, I say, "Hi, do you have a time, do you have time for a pedicure?" It's, at this time of day, it's 9:45 in the morning. And they said, "Yes, pick a color." I picked my color. I sat down. She started doing my toes and I went on TikTok. And we did that for about 45 minutes and then I paid. And I didn't sit and dry my toes. I was wearing flip flops, so I just walked home. The air dried them for me. And that was it.

• 5:39Hannah Berner?

  That sounds lovely. I also just realized that the different parts you, of the nose you put, your fake glasses, changes your age. Like, I just became, I just became 62.

• 5:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 5:52Hannah Berner?

  And sorry if you're not watching a video, but I'm 62 right now.

• 5:55Paige DeSorbo?

  You just became my aunt that I'm like, "I have a podcast."

• 5:59Hannah Berner?

  What is this podcast you guys are doing?

• 6:02Paige DeSorbo?

  What was your nail experience?

• 6:05Hannah Berner?

  Well, I walked in, it was crowded. I was going to turn around, but they made eye contact with me.

• 6:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:10Hannah Berner?

  And you know how there's the one alpha?

• 6:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 6:13Hannah Berner?

  She's like in charge, she's running stuff, and she'll yell from any area.

• 6:17Paige DeSorbo?

  She's the GM.

• 6:19Hannah Berner?

  Yes, she was in the back at this point. So, they do this thing where in front of everyone, you have to say what you want.

• 6:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yep.

• 6:24Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, "What do you need?" And everyone just stares at me and I'm like, first of all, I'm shy.

• 6:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:30Hannah Berner?

  I'm a really shy person. I don't like public speaking.

• 6:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, okay, the nail salon? I'm not shy.

• 6:36Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because you feel at home.

• 6:38Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel at home.

• 6:39Hannah Berner?

  That's like me walking into, you know, the US Open. I'm chat-chatting with them, talking, chatting. When I walk into a nail salon, I say, "I don't, I don't know where I belong."

• 6:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 6:48Hannah Berner?

  So, I was like, "I'm a gel manicure."

• 6:51Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I was just going to say, "What were you in there for?"

• 6:54Hannah Berner?

  And I was like, "Gel manicure." And she's like, "Do you need us to take it off or do a fill?" And I was like, "And that's where you got me."

• 7:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 7:02Hannah Berner?

  And then she goes, "Well, is it hard or soft gel?" I go, "Again?" I'm even more confused now. And then I'm a fucking idiot, because I'm, I don't know the answers to these questions. I'm like, I choose C. Like, I don't know. So, then, we sit down, like, "Paige, how do you know if you have soft or hard gel and how do you know if you need a fill or not?"

• 7:21Paige DeSorbo?

  You have hard gel. You, you needed a whole new nail.

• 7:24Hannah Berner?

  Okay, I think they did that. But when do you get a fill?

• 7:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, okay, this is, these are my favorite topics, Hannah. I love when we get on the pod and you're just like, "Hey, tell me about your culture and where do you come from."

• 7:41Hannah Berner?

  In my head, I'm just like, "Paige will know."

• 7:43Paige DeSorbo?

  What's the cuisine you're most, most known for? Like, um, I get a fill every three weeks. I get my nails done every three weeks. Jacqueline tells me when I need a whole new nail.

• 7:58Hannah Berner?

  Well, they saw mine and they redid it.

• 8:00Paige DeSorbo?

  And I'm getting a pedicure once a month.

• 8:03Hannah Berner?

  Why don't people get pedicure gels? Because everyone goes...

• 8:06Paige DeSorbo?

  They do.

• 8:06Hannah Berner?

  "Manicure gel, pedicure regular." I'm like, "Get a gel."

• 8:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, when I filmed Summer House, I would get pedicure gel because it would last way longer.

• 8:16Hannah Berner?

  Well, I didn't start painting my nails until COVID Summer House, when things were really scary and dark. And you said, "Maybe we try something new." That was the first time.

• 8:26Paige DeSorbo?

  Maybe we do something creative, something with our hands? We take our mind off things?

• 8:31Hannah Berner?

  That was literally, you were like, "You know what helps me? Painting my nails." And I'm like, "I've never tried that before."

• 8:37Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what we don't talk about enough from that summer? Is that they literally put us in a padded room. They were like, "Mmm, you know what would make them go crazier? Is if they're already in an insane asylum."

• 8:52Hannah Berner?

  We didn't have windows.

• 8:53Paige DeSorbo?

  We didn't have windows.

• 8:55Hannah Berner?

  Well, it was always pitch black.

• 8:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Didn't see daylight.

• 8:59Hannah Berner?

  That wasn't a room. That was a basement that was locked.

• 9:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that was a basement that could get to the outside. I remember being really scared of that door. I'm like, "If anyone's coming in and killing us, it's, it's us."

• 9:11Hannah Berner?

  There was like a fire at one point. Remember someone started a fire? I love the stuff that doesn't make the cut. They're like, "That's not interesting."

• 9:20Paige DeSorbo?

  There was a full fire.

• 9:22Hannah Berner?

  Full fire. Outside, right outside our door.

• 9:26Paige DeSorbo?

  You know what's crazy? You slept through it.

• 9:28Hannah Berner?

  I did.

• 9:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't. And that's so not me.

• 9:32Hannah Berner?

  Well, because we would go to bed like 1:30 latest.

• 9:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 9:36Hannah Berner?

  We had stuff to do. By stuff, we meant Love Island in the morning. How early would we start watching Love Island?

• 9:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I, I was really on a continuous loop for me.

• 9:47Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I have a, another beauty question.

• 9:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay.

• 9:50Hannah Berner?

  I bought a red light mask. What should or you shouldn't have on your face? Like, you can't just put on a red light mask anytime. What, when in the skincare process do you put it on?

• 10:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I like to do it, well...

• 10:06Hannah Berner?

  Oop, stumped you.

• 10:07Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like clean face, like makeup washed off, clean face. I do my skincare and then I do it because I do it when I'm laying in bed. But, so I just wait till I'm like dry. I wait till I'm not like super, like oily and...

• 10:22Hannah Berner?

  Because if I don't put moisturizer on my face, I feel like I'm going to crack.

• 10:25Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you can put it on and then do red light.

• 10:27Hannah Berner?

  Okay, thank God.

• 10:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, I have something for your culture that I want to tell you about. This is going to sound gross. I'm telling you, me and Josephine, we can't stop eating it. I have enough, I should start a segment because it seems like each time I come on the pod, I'm like, "Guys..."

• 10:47Hannah Berner?

  Wait, I love how my culture's stuffing your face. Continue.

• 10:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I didn't even do that on purpose.

• 10:52Hannah Berner?

  She goes, "You like shoving stuff deep into your head? You eat past your limits? You don't stop when you're full. Let's talk about your culture. You're not eating for energy. You're eating to suppress something deeper. Continue."

• 11:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. I love things that are pickled.

• 11:18Hannah Berner?

  Yes, me too.

• 11:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay. Pickled garlic cloves?

• 11:23Hannah Berner?

  Okay, that's divorce.

• 11:24Paige DeSorbo?

  No, Hannah, no, Hannah, please, I'm telling you. I know, I, I know, that's why I'm specifically telling you about it, because one, you're gonna love it, two, it's the pickling of the garlic clove like cuts it, the like bitterness, so you can just like pop them in your mouth. It doesn't taste like you're eating garlic cloves.

• 11:47Hannah Berner?

  Are you a vampire?

• 11:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 11:51Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm telling you.

• 11:52Hannah Berner?

  Wait, where did you, oh, about, re- rewind, rewind, where did you learn about this?

• 11:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I saw a TikTok of a twelve-year-old eating garlic cloves out of the fucking jar.

• 12:05Hannah Berner?

  Where did you learn about this? Is this what the kids are doing?

• 12:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Next time I went grocery shopping, I got them.

• 12:11Hannah Berner?

  It's good for your health, I'm assuming.

• 12:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, it's good for your health, not as good as like eating just like a raw garlic clove would be, but it still has like a lot of benefits for you, it's really good for your gut.

• 12:23Hannah Berner?

  So you guys are just like hanging out, like, eating your, and you pickle it yourself?

• 12:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Here's the thing about me and Josephine, we go through phases with things, like, one time, we

• 12:34Hannah Berner?

  You're not working, I know that.

• 12:35Paige DeSorbo?

  No, one time for like three months straight, I'm not kidding, we gained ten pounds, because we were obsessed with making at-home lattes, but like, we were doing, we were making milkshakes every single day. And so, right now, we're on a garlic clove, a pickled garlic clove kick.

• 12:51Hannah Berner?

  I'm interested if Joe smells anything weird, cuz it's possible, you know when like

• 12:58Paige DeSorbo?

  I made him try it.

• 12:59Hannah Berner?

  Houses smell like their pet and they don't realize it, that could be like, maybe you have garlic coming out of your pores, but you don't know.

• 13:06Paige DeSorbo?

  How dare you? My home smells like a Dip Teak candle.

• 13:14Paige DeSorbo?

  I smell like Kourtney Kardashian made me in a bio lab. It's not as scented as a regular gar- like you, like you open the top of it and it's not like you even smell garlic, really.

• 13:28Hannah Berner?

  And you like the flavor.

• 13:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it doesn't taste like you're eating a garlic clove. If you like things that are pickled, you'll like it, like, you know how you can buy in a jar and it's like got like cauliflower and carrots and like peppers and it's all pickled?

• 13:42Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 13:44Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like that.

• 13:45Hannah Berner?

  I feel like this is so Hannah-coded of you.

• 13:48Paige DeSorbo?

  No, it, right when I ate it for the first time, I was like, I gotta tell my friend Hannah about these.

• 13:55Hannah Berner?

  Isn't it fun to be Hannah-coded, like?

• 13:59Paige DeSorbo?

  So fun.

• 14:00Hannah Berner?

  Telling people stuff and then being like, ugh.

• 14:02Paige DeSorbo?

  You guys have no rules. You guys are out here, just like, living every day, the pages are in a cage of misogyny and beauty standards that we've put on ourselves, okay?

• 14:17Hannah Berner?

  You're self-inflicted.

• 14:18Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like I give Virgo energy a lot, even though I'm not a Virgo.

• 14:23Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm.

• 14:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Anyway.

• 14:24Hannah Berner?

  By the way, speaking of candles, I really like Nest New York candles. Have you experienced these?

• 14:31Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like they're like not strong enough for me. I like a s- there's a brand, it's called Big Ass Candle. No, and I'm like, yeah, guys, cut to the fucking point.

• 14:41Hannah Berner?

  No, I was doing like a gig, and I obviously go to the bathroom like four thousand times during a given day, and they had a Nest New York candle, and you know when you're like checking out the candle, and it was like making my day, like, it smelled so fucking good, I, I was like an addict, I was like, give me fucking more, let's sniff, let me sniff that.

• 14:57Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like Nest, you can just like get at the grocery store, can't you?

• 15:00Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, I probably should. Also, it might not be Nest, and I could, I don't wanna, you know, false advertise, um, the kids left today.

• 15:10Paige DeSorbo?

  How are you feeling?

• 15:12Hannah Berner?

  You know, you can't live with, you can't live without them.

• 15:15Paige DeSorbo?

  They grow up so fast.

• 15:16Hannah Berner?

  They grow up so

• 15:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't believe they're already out of the house. You guys are empty nesters.

• 15:22Hannah Berner?

  Bobby, I thought he was gonna be more upset, I thought he was gonna be more upset, I'm like, oh my god, you're leaving, and he goes, yeah, I'm going on an airplane.

• 15:28Paige DeSorbo?

  He didn't even turn around and wave.

• 15:33Hannah Berner?

  Um, but I wanted to shout out Jeannie, cuz she's pregnant, their mom, with a third, and she actually has a TikTok that's great, because she's a former nurse, a former, what's the ones?

• 15:45Paige DeSorbo?

  NICU.

• 15:46Hannah Berner?

  NICU nurse, so she knows what she's talking about, and she's funny, so, if you're in, uh, becoming a mom, a mom, just interested in mom stuff, follow MamaJeannieD on TikTok.

• 15:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It's funny, because she made a TikTok like, a couple months ago, about something, I don't nee- I don't even know if it was pregnant, I think it was like labor-related, and I saved it, and I was like, I'm so happy that Hannah is related to her, so that like, when I have a baby, I can just text her and it won't be weird.

• 16:17Hannah Berner?

  Her videos are super educational, but also funny.

• 16:20Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's very funny.

• 16:22Hannah Berner?

  Anyway, shout out Jeannie, what else is in my notes? Oh, we never commented on, I posted something that I was trying to trigger a response from you, I page-baited, and you didn't even respond.

• 16:34Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't know if I saw it, what was it?

• 16:36Hannah Berner?

  It was a photo of my nails over my upper thigh, and you could see all of the hair on my upper thigh.

• 16:43Paige DeSorbo?

  I DM'd you.

• 16:44Hannah Berner?

  Oh, you did, what did you say?

• 16:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I would never let that go, Hannah. Please.

• 16:52Hannah Berner?

  I actually think between all the messages of the pages, yours got lost, cuz the pages were like, as a page, I don't know what to be more mad at.

• 17:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Because you wanna know what, you send me an insane amount of memes.

• 17:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Like, no, like, it's insane.

• 17:11Hannah Berner?

  You're one of a couple people that I open up my phone and my only job is to send stuff to you guys.

• 17:17Paige DeSorbo?

  Sorry, I didn't mean for this to sound like I was complaining, I'm not complaining, it fills my day with joy.

• 17:23Hannah Berner?

  Dez and I have a bad ratio too, cuz, look, I'm, I'm a sender, I'm a giver.

• 17:28Paige DeSorbo?

  Now I can't find it.

• 17:30Hannah Berner?

  It's possible you responded in your head.

• 17:32Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I typed something up, I'm

• 17:35Hannah Berner?

  You might have texted me personally about it.

• 17:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Cuz I'm at the beginning of August, and I don't see it, which means, I don't think, wow, we go through a range of emotions, and

• 17:48Hannah Berner?

  I thought my upper hair looked so pretty, my upper thigh hair against the sun, like, it's really sparkly right now in the summer, it's like blonde, and very cute and soft, like peach fuzz.

• 17:59Paige DeSorbo?

  I really hope our messages never get subpoenaed, because just like scrolling our DMs is actually scary. Hannah, look, I am so supportive of you having long leg hair, because like, who told us, other than the patriarchy, that we have to shave? Like, you're not less of a woman because you have hairy legs and undone nails.

• 18:21Hannah Berner?

  Most women have hair on their legs at some point or other.

• 18:26Paige DeSorbo?

  I grow hair everywhere my Italian boyfriend grows hair, and that's scary for him.

• 18:31Hannah Berner?

  And I grow hair in places my Irish husband doesn't grow hair, so that's something I have to deal with.

• 18:37Paige DeSorbo?

  No, exactly.

• 18:39Hannah Berner?

  Which leads me to my next point, I don't know, cuz I am an elder, however, I heard that the Gen Z boys, come closer, are shaving everything. And I learned that from some people, but I didn't believe them, and then I saw a video of Youngblood, are you familiar with Youngblood?

• 19:05Paige DeSorbo?

  For people only listening to audio, I'm so sorry right now, because, are you familiar with?

• 19:11Hannah Berner?

  Are you familiar with Youngblood?

• 19:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Is this the audition?

• 19:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Is this the audition?

• 19:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah and I have like, you know, we have to play that game where it's like you hold the phone up and it says a saying, and it's like, we say this one, because we really have so many, but like, is this the audition for Pippin? It's just like, somewhere you're supposed to be, but you don't wanna be there, so you turn and you say, is this the audition for Pippin?

• 19:41Hannah Berner?

  And then when I would tour, all these theaters would have like shows that they would do, and then whenever it said Pippin, I would send it to her. Mister Peoples? So anyway, Youngblood,

• 19:53Hannah Berner?

  he was wearing these like crazy, he's like a rock star, and he's like shirtless, and he's wearing these like really low-rise, tight leather pants.

• 20:03Paige DeSorbo?

  Talking about?

• 20:04Hannah Berner?

  Wait, pubes.

• 20:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

• 20:07Hannah Berner?

  And like, I wasn't trying to look, like, I'm not trying to look, it just, it was there, and I just noticed, not a pube in sight. So he's wearing a low-rise, like, he's acting like old-school rock stars, except they had their pubes out, like, they had their, and it was, it was hot, and you'd see like the happy trail.

• 20:28Paige DeSorbo?

  And they were like, hey, I have crabs right now.

• 20:31Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you could see the crabs crawling through their pubes. He's shaven.

• 20:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 20:38Hannah Berner?

  It's gonna get, what's it called, like, you know when a guy like shaves his chest, then you like put your head on his chest? Literally, it's prickly, like, why are they, they doing, I don't know, am I one of this old people that's like, everyone should have a bush, but like, I don't think guys should be sh-?

• 20:56Paige DeSorbo?

  Shaving their pubes?

• 20:58Hannah Berner?

  Unless you're

• 21:00Paige DeSorbo?

  Requested it?

• 21:01Hannah Berner?

  A drag queen.

• 21:02Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, sometimes, Giggly Squad is mad libs, and it's just you say things and I try and

• 21:08Hannah Berner?

  I actually never finish a sentence, I just say a thought and you try to guess. Also, the gays can shave, cuz they're perfect, they're expressing themselves.

• 21:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, they're doing things, they have stuff to do, you know?

• 21:20Hannah Berner?

  Yes, I mean, some of these guys are shaving their legs.

• 21:23Paige DeSorbo?

  It's come to my attention that over the years, they're shaving more and more. I was at the beach recently, and I came across a group of men, and I realized they all had their armpits shaved. Now, in the summer, is it, does it get a little squirrely? Are you gonna take a scissor, maybe trim a little so it's not popping out? Totally, fully shaven? No.

• 21:44Hannah Berner?

  No, and, but you know, there have been moments that I've been shaving and I've been waxing, and I said, the men should have to deal with this too, but now that they are

• 21:53Paige DeSorbo?

  I like chest hair.

• 21:55Hannah Berner?

  Are you kidding? I love it, show me that you're a man.

• 21:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, your mom's chest hair, like, yeah, I love it.

• 22:01Hannah Berner?

  Look, everyone has different tastes, and some girls might like a baby dolphin-esque man.

• 22:07Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 22:07Hannah Berner?

  Instead of shaving your legs, like, build a business.

• 22:12Hannah Berner?

  Build a business, call your children, work, fight the patriarchy with us.

• 22:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I want a man to care about his appearance and the way he presents himself to the world.

• 22:22Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 22:22Paige DeSorbo?

  No, no, I don't want a man who is doing routines that I do to look like me. Like to be me, you know?

• 22:34Hannah Berner?

  You're so, there's something nice about being with a man who doesn't have to worry about if his legs are shaven or not. And if you're wearing and I'm wearing, that's a stressful household.

• 22:44Paige DeSorbo?

  Also, you guys don't have a beauty standard. What are you doing? Like the random things they do, it's like for what? Who? Like, you guys don't even have to get Botox, like shut up.

• 22:53Hannah Berner?

  So true.

• 22:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You don't need the extra razors.

• 22:57Hannah Berner?

  So true.

• 22:59Paige DeSorbo?

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• 24:24Hannah Berner?

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• 25:07Hannah Berner?

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• 25:32Paige DeSorbo?

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• 25:57Hannah Berner?

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• 26:11Paige DeSorbo?

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• 26:55Paige DeSorbo?

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• 27:36Paige DeSorbo?

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• 28:21Paige DeSorbo?

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• 29:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Speaking of, um, men, somebody was DMing me, a bunch of people were DMing me about my toolbox.

• 29:12Hannah Berner?

  I actually got some DMs about your toolbox, too.

• 29:15Paige DeSorbo?

  A lot of girls were like really interested in my toolbox and I was like, oh my God, I'll like put a link.

• 29:19Hannah Berner?

  Should you start a toolbox business for girls?

• 29:23Paige DeSorbo?

  And I just put all my ex-boyfriends in it. Um, and I got a question and someone was like, what, where do you keep your bolt cutters? Like, living in New York City, like where do you, like where do you keep your bolt cutters in apartment living? And like, how often are you pulling them out?

• 29:40Hannah Berner?

  Wait, what's a bolt cutter?

• 29:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Remember when, remember when I lived in that one building and they locked my storage unit? Because they said I didn't pay the fee and I was like, not only did I pay the fee, I paid twice for one month and you like, and you guys wouldn't give me my $50 back?

• 29:57Hannah Berner?

  And you're clearly over it.

• 29:59Paige DeSorbo?

  So they locked my storage unit and I said, uh-uh, honey, call the police on me. So I ordered bolt cutters on Amazon and I bolt cutted it off. I said, you're not gonna lock up my stuff that I paid for.

• 30:11Hannah Berner?

  You never told us this. Did you put on like a black mask when you went down to do it?

• 30:16Paige DeSorbo?

  No, but you wanna know what? I whipped them up, like I'm walking down to the storage unit door and see my bolt cutters. So whatever, someone was like, where do you keep your bolt cutters? And I started laughing hysterically because

• 30:30Paige DeSorbo?

  I keep them next to my bed.

• 30:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Because I don't own a gun. I don't own a gun and I don't intend on owning a gun. But God forbid someone gets through my doors bolted and gets into my bedroom. You have another bolt coming your way and it's my bolt cutters.

• 30:52Hannah Berner?

  Every now and then I forget, you're, you're just a small-town girl. You know, you're just a small-town girl and you're like,

• 30:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Living in a big city.

• 31:00Hannah Berner?

  If I have to stop them myself, I'll stop them. You're not getting past me, my bedroom.

• 31:06Paige DeSorbo?

  You're not, like you're literally not. I think I have so much rage for men that like if a man really did try and like do something to me, I would, it, my fight or flight would be insane.

• 31:20Hannah Berner?

  Mm-hmm, and you know you have your, do you keep them under your bed or like, not visible? Like next to your vibrator?

• 31:27Paige DeSorbo?

  No, that, she's in a cute little box tucked away, she can't be seen. No, I keep them like leaning up against my night side table so that if I hear someone, I can grab them. I'm not shuffling around under my bed. Things happen fast, Hannah, they happen quick, you gotta be able to move.

• 31:47Hannah Berner?

  No, I'm so, you just live a life in fight or flight. You're just like,

• 31:53Hannah Berner?

  No, actually with the podcast, every now and then, there's like a little sound in the breeze and Paige would be like, someone's breaking in and we have to wait three minutes for you to make sure no one's broken into the house for you to continue the podcast. It's, we've actually lost years of our life to this.

• 32:09Paige DeSorbo?

  There's a lot of freaks out there, okay? And for whatever reason, I draw them in.

• 32:14Hannah Berner?

  There's a lot of freaks, you can't trust them.

• 32:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No, you can't trust them. Which brings me to my next point. May I? I don't know what's going on in the universe, but the Lindsay Clancy case at the same time as the Hayden Panettiere situation. And we talked about Hayden Panettiere last pod, but I don't, I didn't re, like, I thought, oh, she had a, she overdosed, or she like took her own life, she had a really tough life. Things that are coming out, the ex-boyfriend that she had a restraining order against, that him and his brother were at the scene of the crime, the month her restraining order was up, and in her last building, her

• 32:56Paige DeSorbo?

  building put pictures up of the ex-boyfriend, like, if you see this man, he's not allowed in this building, like, please call the police. He was, like, immediately gave whatever drugs she was on, like, to the police, like, brought a bag of drugs, like, he was so helpful.

• 33:11Hannah Berner?

  Did they declare it not a homicide already?

• 33:15Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't think so. I think they're, they, they just said, like, investigating. I don't think they declared it anything.

• 33:21Hannah Berner?

  So many things that happened in Nashville, like, happened in our life. And one of the things with Nashville, one of the singers had a stalker ex-boyfriend who was, like, showing up at the studio. And all the drama of that. But anyway, we don't know the facts. But I also want to say with the Lindsay Clancy trial, again, there's tons of conspiracies out there.

• 33:40Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 33:41Hannah Berner?

  But at least we can raise awareness to postpartum depression. Hayden went through it.

• 33:47Paige DeSorbo?

  And it's crazy that we have to have, like, all these different defense mechanisms, rather than, like, dealing with the actual problem of, like, certain men. But I think, like, one of the things that makes me feel the safest is, is like, I'm always telling my friend something. Like, I feel like throughout your twenties, you go through different relationships and you maybe get into a relationship where you fight a lot and you tell your friend about it, and then you get that first boyfriend who's like, don't tell your family or your friends anything about us. And that is one of the biggest red flags.

• 34:22Hannah Berner?

  My mom's on speaker right now.

• 34:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, like, and I know there are a lot of people, like, yeah, don't tell your family, because then, like, if you stay, you know, you don't want them. And there is definitely boundaries, like, I'm not calling up my mom F for every little thing. But things that I find big, I'm telling her about it. And I'm telling my friends, because God forbid, something happens, I want my friend to be like, actually, she didn't think that. And so, like, with Hayden, I wish someone would be like, she would never have been with him. Anyway, I'm not a lawyer or anything, but I feel strongly about it.

• 34:56Hannah Berner?

  It has to be looked into for sure. Um, but you are definitely on conspiracy TikTok.

• 35:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm just home eating pickled garlic, minding my own business, watching reenactments of murders that could have possibly happened.

• 35:15Hannah Berner?

  Speaking of other celebrities.

• 35:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:20Hannah Berner?

  I watched the Travis Barker documentary. Very interesting.

• 35:25Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 35:25Hannah Berner?

  Very interesting. He's like, poor kid, gets kicked out of his home early, because mom dies.

• 35:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Where is he from?

• 35:35Hannah Berner?

  Actually, I don't know. The mom, early on, was like, this kid's gonna be a drummer, and the mom, like, would sit with him and make sure he would do all his practices. And his, before she died, she was like, make sure he becomes a musician. Like, she, like, knew he was special.

• 35:51Paige DeSorbo?

  How old was he when she died?

• 35:53Hannah Berner?

  I think in his teens. So he immediately started acting out whatever, but he gets, he gets in a band, gets picked up by another band. And then Blink-182 was on the rise. And he was at a festival with them, and their guy dropped out the day before, and they were like, someone was like, Travis is like the best drummer, you should just have him do this gig. And he learned everything in one night, and they were just like, we gotta get this guy.

• 36:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Wow, how old was he?

• 36:21Hannah Berner?

  I feel like he was early twenties. But the thing with Travis, I guess, that, like, I didn't know, is like, he really is considered one of the best drummers of all time. I didn't know he was like...

• 36:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't know that.

• 36:30Hannah Berner?

  But I would say Blink-182, it is the best of like, you make this last forever and ever and ever.

• 36:38Paige DeSorbo?

  Where is the music like that anymore? Like, I feel like our first two years of high school, that's all it was, like, All American Rejects and like Green Day. I feel like there's no bands like that anymore.

• 36:53Hannah Berner?

  And, uh, just can't wait, very first day.

• 36:56Paige DeSorbo?

  The men are too busy shaving their goddamn stomachs.

• 37:01Hannah Berner?

  Meanwhile, Travis was just getting, well, he was getting tons of tats, because he also was the millennial time where, like, remember, people were like, if you get tattooed, you'll never get a job. So, you remember when people tell you that?

• 37:14Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, that is similar to, like, you won't have a calculator.

• 37:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. Travis, he, like, got it on his neck to, like, make sure he had no plan B. And it's like,

• 37:27Hannah Berner?

  because entrepreneurs weren't a thing, influencers weren't a thing, it was like, if you got a neck tattoo, you're, you better be a sculpturist or a musician.

• 37:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:36Hannah Berner?

  So he, like, blows up. Fast forward, also, he's produced some of, like, the best songs ever. He also does a lot of production, anyway. He gets in a plane crash. And it's not any plane crash, because Travis has always been scared of flying.

• 37:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 37:55Hannah Berner?

  Every flight he would take, he would call his dad, just in case. Like, he was naturally a nervous flyer.

• 38:04Hannah Berner?

  He is with four people. Two of them don't make it. Him and this DJ make it. But he was burned from the neck down.

• 38:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I didn't know that.

• 38:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, and they had to literally, like...

• 38:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Him and DJ AM.

• 38:21Hannah Berner?

  And DJ AM was the other one who was recovered better, like, he, it wasn't, he didn't have bad of a burn. And, but they said DJ AM was weirdly, like, calm about the whole thing, where Travis was, like, clearly fucking traumatized. But they almost said it was weird that DJ AM was so calm. They were like, what's he actually going through? And DJ AM was sober. And Travis...

• 38:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Interesting.

• 38:43Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, he was sober. OD'd.

• 38:46Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, died of a drug overdose, okay.

• 38:48Hannah Berner?

  So Travis recovers from the flying, he goes, he tells Blink-182, I'm not flying anymore. I'm take, if we do a, a Europe trip, I'm taking a cruise. So he takes a cruise whenever they have a Europe tour, to Europe on a boat.

• 39:05Paige DeSorbo?

  And just drives?

• 39:06Hannah Berner?

  And then drives around Europe, or however he does it. But then he talks about his love story with Courtney, and like, I know it's these documentaries, it's like, so their perspective, but like, his perspective was, he's always known her, she's been a neighbor, she was just a friend. And he had, and he never thought he'd find love again, like, he'd been through divorces. He honestly, like, almost didn't want to live anymore.

• 39:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Mm-hmm.

• 39:33Hannah Berner?

  And how she was there for him, and then that moment where you realize that this is more than a best friend, like, I'm in love. And he never imagined that she would, like, love him back, and then I guess she got out of her relationship. And then, like, he's basically, is like, I felt like a teenager again in love, which I know, like, the media is just like, they just keep licking each other. But I think that they, it's a really cool story of two people, like, finding love later in life is so

• 39:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:00Hannah Berner?

  cute.

• 40:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Well, not even later in life, they're on, they're only forty.

• 40:05Hannah Berner?

  I know, but it, it was literally like, it felt like a first love for them.

• 40:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 40:09Hannah Berner?

  Like, it was giving, like, this is my first love. They're obsessed with each other. Then they're having so much trouble having a baby, she had, like, miscarriage, I think, and all this stuff. And, and she's religious, and she was like, God will give us a baby if we're meant to have one. I think they did IVF, it wasn't working. And then one day, she was just like, I'm pregnant.

• 40:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm pregnant.

• 40:30Hannah Berner?

  And, yeah, now, it's just like, he's definitely been through a lot of shit. Um, but it's funny, the Kardashians love a man who's, who's going through it.

• 40:44Paige DeSorbo?

  I wonder if throughout any of like the fame of the Kardashians if obviously like we don't hear about it if they're not famous, but I wonder if they did at any point try and date like normal guys just to see like, oh, maybe I could date a normal guy or if they're just like, no, not worth it.

• 41:03Hannah Berner?

  The problem with being that famous is if you date a normal person, they immediately are not normal and you ruin their privacy life.

• 41:10Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 41:14Hannah Berner?

  They're like, go back to work, have fun. Like, it's like Dalton Gomez or like he was just a real estate agent. Ariana's ex.

• 41:24Paige DeSorbo?

  God, I thought you were talking about like the New York City High School. I'm like, what the hell does that have to do with anything? Like, you didn't even watch Gossip Girl. What are you talking about?

• 41:35Hannah Berner?

  You don't know him like I know him. Um, so yeah, I feel like other stuff probably happened, but that was the gist of it is just he had, but he's a crazy hard worker. He's passionate and I feel like Courtney's been good for like, oh yeah, he finally started to take care of himself.

• 41:50Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, so does he fly now?

• 41:53Hannah Berner?

  Oh, yes. That was the point of the story. So he basically said, one day he woke up and he was like, I'm ready to fly and his children, he instilled it in his children. His children are scared of flying. Both kids are like, dad, this is a death sentence. Do not fly. Mind you, I feel like the Kardashians fly like six times a day.

• 42:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Hello, there's Kylie Air. Kim Air.

• 42:18Hannah Berner?

  They're in there right now. So I don't know how they dated unless Courtney just like, isn't traveling as much or she's like,

• 42:25Paige DeSorbo?

  He just didn't go, maybe?

• 42:26Hannah Berner?

  Or he was like, I'll see you in four days. I'm driving. She's like, okay. But she basically, he basically says, I'm ready to fly. He goes, plan a trip. Don't tell me about the trip until 24 hours in advance because I can't have too much time to think about it. So one day she's like, we're going to Mexico tomorrow.

• 42:43Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I want someone to do that for me.

• 42:46Hannah Berner?

  No, like it was really romantic.

• 42:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 42:48Hannah Berner?

  And she's like, we're going to Mexico tomorrow. And she said he freaked out and they like, obviously it was like a big private plane and she's holding his hand and they get on and they just helped each other overcome stuff, which was a nice love rom com.

• 43:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Honestly, I could overcome pretty much anything on a private flight.

• 43:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Like I'll get over any of it.

• 43:14Hannah Berner?

  But he, he was on a private flight when it crashed.

• 43:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, that's scary as fuck. To actually be on a plane crash is to be in a situation where you should have died and people did, but you didn't, I must feel, I couldn't imagine, you probably feel guilty.

• 43:34Hannah Berner?

  The survivor guilt. The survivor guilt. Yeah. He's just like, why am I here? Especially when it was his gig, like he made everyone else come for him, which was really hard for him. But ultimately he lost his mom, he lost his friends, like he, he lost a lot of things. So to see him keep his head up and get through his addiction and like have a loving family right now was, it's inspirational that whatever you're going through, there's light at the end of the tunnel, which leads me to Women's Time of the Week.

• 44:06Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, fuck yeah.

• 44:08Hannah Berner?

  I have two.

• 44:10Hannah Berner?

  Mickey Fisher is, realize that once you open a bottle of wine, if you lose the cork, you can put a tampon in it.

• 44:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. We could have been using tampons this whole time. Duh.

• 44:21Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, yeah. Why didn't anyone think of that?

• 44:26Hannah Berner?

  Like, period, done, way better than a cork. And you'd never get stuck. You just pulled out with the string. Hello?

• 44:32Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh my God.

• 44:33Hannah Berner?

  Then you could put it in your pussy and get drunk.

• 44:38Hannah Berner?

  Sorry.

• 44:40Hannah Berner?

  Sorry, Kim. Sorry, Kim. That was.

• 44:42Paige DeSorbo?

  Isn't it crazy that there was a time where kids were doing that?

• 44:45Hannah Berner?

  Look, the kids have been crazy. I don't know what they're up to.

• 44:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, oh my God. I said something the other day and I go, kids are crazy. And I was like, I can't even remember what it, what it was.

• 44:59Hannah Berner?

  Do you remember we used to wear Sophie shorts rolled up like to my spine? Like it was, we'd wear the tiniest little Sophie shorts. And nowadays if a girl wears tiny jeans, I'm like, is she okay?

• 45:13Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm like, that can't be comfortable.

• 45:14Hannah Berner?

  It can't be comfortable.

• 45:16Paige DeSorbo?

  Someone said that rip Gen Z has an equivalent to rip jeans, but I literally can't remember what it is. But it's like their version of, I'm not buying like jeans with rips in them already. It's something weird that they wear. I forgot. Whatever.

• 45:33Hannah Berner?

  My, my Women of STEM of the Week runner up is Mama Riss on Instagram. She can't keep her, these little bushes green. They keep, so she started spray painting them green and they look really good. Sometimes the water just doesn't do its job.

• 45:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Where is this?

• 45:51Hannah Berner?

  In her lawn. In her lawn. Yeah. She has like a little cute, and they were like turning brown all the time. And she said, you know what? I'm gonna take this in my own hands.

• 45:58Paige DeSorbo?

  And sometimes that's just what you have to do.

• 46:01Hannah Berner?

  Yep.

• 46:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Truly. Okay, autumn in New York is the season where we can finally start dressing again. Every single thing is an excuse to put on a look. Going to work? Outfit. Leading a meeting? Outfit. Getting drinks with your friends? Obviously outfit. And as we all know, every great outfit starts from the feet up. That is why I'm currently obsessed with alleys from Sam Edelman. They're a ballet flat, but a little something extra for fall. A contrasting velvet cap toe, I have them in this gorgeous azure blue, which is like a dusty muted blue that somehow goes with everything, even Daphne's eyes. They're so cute and I'm already envisioning my next outfit, straight leg jeans and oversized blazer and a little shoulder bag, very,

• 46:41Paige DeSorbo?

  I just threw this on when we all know I absolutely did not. And Hannah is loving hers too. She has the Michaela, which is the Sam Edelman's take on a Mary Jane. And this season it comes in the chicest leopard, so gorge, so easy, and exactly the kind of shoe that makes an otherwise basic outfit look like you actually tried. And there's so much more coming from Sam Edelman this fall beyond these two. Like the new Teigan and Tallulah pumps, plus ready to wear handbags, fragrances, and even a new men's collection. So basically you can make sure both you and your man are looking good for date night because we're not doing all that getting dressed just to let him show up in a t-shirt. Head to samedelman.com and get 15% off with code giggly15.

• 47:23Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:06Paige DeSorbo?

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• 48:36Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:20Paige DeSorbo?

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• 49:51Hannah Berner?

  One thing about me is with the new season, I like to have a new personality. You never have to stick to one personality and people don't talk about it enough.

• 49:58Paige DeSorbo?

  No, if I'm wearing a hat, I'm a different person. Okay, the weather totally changes how you feel and it's obviously like getting a little cooler out and I'm a different girl in a turtleneck.

• 50:11Hannah Berner?

  And part of rebranding is getting new clothes and that's why I love Revolve. They have everything I need to be a completely new person that no one's ever met before. Whether it's denim, such as an angled barrel jean, I'm so different when I'm wearing a barrel jean. People do respect me more.

• 50:29Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm a creative director of somewhere.

• 50:33Hannah Berner?

  Then boots with a little kitten heel or a high heel. When I'm wearing boots, I command a room.

• 50:39Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, and don't get me started on just like a really good dinner outfit. You get me a new blazer to go out to dinner, I'm having a time.

• 50:48Hannah Berner?

  And then people forget that on Revolve, there's also beauty. They have menswear, they have home, and they have Forward Renew, which is pre-owned luxury handbags and you know how much we love vintage.

• 51:00Paige DeSorbo?

  I've been recently loving Helsa's stuff. I feel like the first place I go to look is Revolve. And the number one thing I love about Revolve is order a bunch of stuff. Try it on in the comfort of your home, easiest return ever. It's the only place I shop that I don't feel bad ordering extra stuff because I'm like, I have the luxury of trying it on and having the easiest returns.

• 51:25Hannah Berner?

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• 51:50Paige DeSorbo?

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• 52:25Hannah Berner?

  You got mad at me this week.

• 52:27Paige DeSorbo?

  Did I? For what?

• 52:28Hannah Berner?

  Because of my cyst.

• 52:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Because, Hannah. So if you know anything about me, you know that I love a pimple, I love a boil, I love a cyst, I love an ingrown. Oh my god, Hannah. I'm actually like, I don't even want to say it on the pod because I don't want anyone to repeat it.

• 52:46Hannah Berner?

  Just whisper it.

• 52:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, so we're talking about like nipple hairs like a couple of weeks ago and I'm just like, I can't believe we talked about that on Giggly Squad.

• 52:55Hannah Berner?

  You were really excited to talk about it.

• 52:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah, the other day I looked down, I had a...

• 53:04Paige DeSorbo?

  I almost wanted to just show you.

• 53:06Hannah Berner?

  Why was I...

• 53:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I had an ingrown nipple hair. It was in two pores. I go...

• 53:14Hannah Berner?

  It looked like you had a nipple on your nipple.

• 53:17Paige DeSorbo?

  I go, there's no way. I had to take tweezers and like scratch the top of the skin so I could like get it. Disgusting.

• 53:27Hannah Berner?

  How did you let it get to that point?

• 53:28Paige DeSorbo?

  I didn't even know.

• 53:29Hannah Berner?

  Exfoliating your nipples? I feel like you can't, it's too sensitive. You can't exfoliate nipples.

• 53:35Paige DeSorbo?

  I was like, how long did I let this go?

• 53:37Hannah Berner?

  Wait, Us Weekly, please, please be like Paige. In-grown hair overcomes ingrown hair.

• 53:46Paige DeSorbo?

  I can't believe the New York Times printed that.

• 53:49Hannah Berner?

  The photo editor of the New York Times needs a raise. Because I didn't send, I sent a video. They were like, can you send a video? And I sent like a pretty photo of me and Seth Meyers smiling.

• 54:00Paige DeSorbo?

  They were like, no, we'll screenshot.

• 54:02Hannah Berner?

  I have to buy, well, I have to buy the New York Times. I have to buy it. I think I'm gonna take a photo with it.

• 54:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No, we have to buy it. What were we just saying?

• 54:11Hannah Berner?

  Oh, my cyst.

• 54:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Hannah has a, calls me, I would say, end of spring, beginning summer, is when we, like you told me about the cyst?

• 54:20Hannah Berner?

  Oh yeah, I showed it on the pod.

• 54:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh yeah, she's been there for quite a while and I said, let me go with you when you pop it. And Hannah sends me this dumb, it honestly was more insulting that you sent the picture rather than just being like the cyst popped on its own. Like I squeezed it, you sent like, it had like a little bit of red blood, like there was no pus, nothing. You were like, oh, popped it. I was like, fuck you Hannah.

• 54:47Hannah Berner?

  No, no, I thought she was gonna like that I sent her any information about my cyst because she loves that stuff.

• 54:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Holding the phone, taking a video. I wanted to see two thumbs come in, squeeze. I wanted what was gonna come out in the screen.

• 55:03Hannah Berner?

  Okay, my side of the story was, I just accepted I had this like thing on my back because my grandpa gets them and I was like feeling connected to them. I was like, it's a generational thing.

• 55:15Paige DeSorbo?

  Most Hannah-coded.

• 55:16Hannah Berner?

  At a certain point at a burner, you start getting stuff on your back.

• 55:20Paige DeSorbo?

  And they are humps and you can look at them.

• 55:23Hannah Berner?

  They're part of life. Look, I'm a canvas for my cyst. So I, but it was so thick, like you couldn't squeeze it. So I was like, this isn't a pimple. But it kept growing and then I was like with my whole family and at some point someone started, someone saw it in my bathing suit and the whole family was like, you gotta get checked, you gotta get checked.

• 55:40Paige DeSorbo?

  There's nothing an Italian family loves more than when a member of the family has something that they can all physically look at.

• 55:52Hannah Berner?

  Touch?

• 55:53Paige DeSorbo?

  And potentially squeak, like, oh my god.

• 55:58Hannah Berner?

  Everyone had an opinion, but then, yeah, they're all looking at, they go, oh, I had one of those, da-da-da.

• 56:04Paige DeSorbo?

  Does it hurt? Put a hot pack. Have you hot-packed it? The amount of times in my life I've asked, been asked if I've hot-packed something, I'm like, I haven't gotten around to it.

• 56:15Hannah Berner?

  When something's on my back, I forget about it. I forgot I had it.

• 56:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Right.

• 56:19Hannah Berner?

  I did do a shoot with Lululemon and maybe I'll post it somewhere. I, they were like, turn around, we want to see the back of the sports bra. And I turned around like, okay, get this sick back, like it's gonna look sick.

• 56:31Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're like, you weren't expecting this ass.

• 56:34Hannah Berner?

  They sent the photo. There's a huge cyst on my back that I forgot about and I'm on her modeling, like giving cunt, giving baddie. You know everyone, huh? And I'm just there like, is it gorgeous? Is my back gorgeous?

• 56:48Paige DeSorbo?

  It's talking. It's like, I'm actually...

• 56:50Hannah Berner?

  Help me.

• 56:51Paige DeSorbo?

  It's like, I need a, I deserve a day rate for this shoot?

• 56:55Hannah Berner?

  So they're like, Hannah, get a dermatologist's appointment. I go, don't even know where to start with that. So Jeannie takes it upon herself, the nurse, gets me a doctor's appointment for the derm.

• 57:05Paige DeSorbo?

  They're gonna say operated, like on the kitchen table.

• 57:08Hannah Berner?

  No, that's what you want. That's like your little freaky, like, dream. So then my phone starts blowing up with them like calling me to like ask questions. So like, that's why I hate the doctor, but like, I guess you have to do this stuff. And I'm like, please email me. Anyway.

• 57:23Paige DeSorbo?

  So did you go yet?

• 57:25Hannah Berner?

  Well, I was, so I was supposed to go, but then I'm thinking about it and I'm in the shower and it actually was kind of itching me. I started to get itchy. So I said, what if I just, it's hot in here. I said, what if I squeeze a tiny bit? So I squeezed a tiny bit and I looked at my finger and there was white stuff on it. So I said, it's go time.

• 57:42Paige DeSorbo?

  It's go time, baby.

• 57:44Hannah Berner?

  I was doing it for like 10 minutes, no mirror, just squeezing.

• 57:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Raw dog.

• 57:49Hannah Berner?

  But like with the hot shower, so I'm going in different, and I, it's, it kept pussing.

• 57:54Paige DeSorbo?

  You're just basically, you're blind back there.

• 57:57Hannah Berner?

  Going in blind.

• 57:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 57:59Hannah Berner?

  And then I was like, okay, it's definitely flatter and I took a photo and it was super red and that's why I sent it to you, because you're my doctor. And then I went finally to the derm yesterday and they were like, yeah, it's a pimple.

• 58:13Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's just a cyst.

• 58:15Hannah Berner?

  Well, she called it a cyst and I was like, I don't know, a cyst is just a big pimple?

• 58:19Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, just like a deeper, like, deeper in your skin.

• 58:25Hannah Berner?

  Do you like me more when I have my cyst or when I don't?

• 58:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I like you when you don't have your cyst.

• 58:30Hannah Berner?

  Okay, good. But she said that it's probably gonna keep growing back unless I cut it out.

• 58:33Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah. You gotta get the bulb. You gotta get the bulb a bit.

• 58:38Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, so I can't swim for two weeks if I do surgery and I was like, I play mermaid with Lois every day, so she'd get really mad at me.

• 58:46Paige DeSorbo?

  But like...

• 58:47Hannah Berner?

  Because of stitches.

• 58:49Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, really? They would have to do stitches on it? Okay, that must be...

• 58:54Hannah Berner?

  It's a big one.

• 58:55Paige DeSorbo?

  I need an updated pic.

• 58:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Because now I'm gonna watch the progression on if it grows back. Yeah, let's see it. We've talked about it.

• 59:07Hannah Berner?

  Oh, it's up here.

• 59:08Paige DeSorbo?

  I feel like a lot of times this summer, it's been you showing us things and us having to lean in and really look.

• 59:14Hannah Berner?

  Actually, I feel like it's like, is it like gone?

• 59:17Paige DeSorbo?

  No.

• 59:18Hannah Berner?

  Oh. Well, Jeannie's getting mad at me because on TikTok shop, they have really good like kids stuff for like $13. So she's like, Lois does not need more purple sparkly dresses. And I'm like, but that's what she loves. And she's like, we can't fit this many purple sparkly dresses in her closet. And I'm like, she'll make it work.

• 59:39Paige DeSorbo?

  If Lois will do anything, she'll make it work. Well, you could start a closet at your house.

• 59:44Hannah Berner?

  I can imagine she has her own walk-in closet when she comes in.

• 59:47Paige DeSorbo?

  She would love it. You could like, be like, this is like your princess closet and you could just do it with all like costume, like princessy stuff. Send Lois over for a week.

• 59:56Hannah Berner?

  I know. We were walking in town yesterday and she goes, I'm gonna go in this store. Picks the most expensive Italian store leather.

• 1:00:07Paige DeSorbo?

  She walks into Loro Piana and she's like, I'll take this, there's two of those. Hannah's gonna need a lot.

• 1:00:14Hannah Berner?

  We walk in, they're like, ciao, everything has been imported from Italy this morning. And she's looking around and she's like, yes, no, yes. She's touch, and she's not... She's not touching stuff like a toddler would. She's touching it like, hmm. Like she's not like, she's like...

• 1:00:32Paige DeSorbo?

  She's like, she pulls out like a little eye thing where she, like a magnifying where she's like, she's like, what, Count Fred?

• 1:00:41Hannah Berner?

  She's like, real diamonds? No, that's giving Swarovski crystal. She, yeah, she goes, just loves expensive things. And she's like, Hannah, get this, Hannah, get that. And I'm like, Lois, I've been with you for three weeks, I'm out of money?

• 1:00:57Paige DeSorbo?

  And patience.

• 1:00:58Hannah Berner?

  And patience, and patience.

• 1:01:02Hannah Berner?

  Also, I called you during dinner regarding Sterling Point.

• 1:01:08Paige DeSorbo?

  Do I have like the worst memory ever? When did you call me during dinner? Who was eating, you or I?

• 1:01:14Hannah Berner?

  I was.

• 1:01:18Hannah Berner?

  See, if I'm eating, you're eating. It's our dinner.

• 1:01:23Paige DeSorbo?

  Clock it. Clock it. If I'm eating, you're eating. Girls, gal.

• 1:01:29Hannah Berner?

  Girls, girls.

• 1:01:29Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, when? I don't even remember.

• 1:01:31Hannah Berner?

  I called you because someone texted me and was like, hey.

• 1:01:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, yeah.

• 1:01:35Hannah Berner?

  A giggler realized, when we went to the Knicks game a couple of years ago, one year, two years, we were sitting next to Skylar Jazondo. Who is a big time actor. I'd never seen him in anything, so I didn't know.

• 1:01:49Paige DeSorbo?

  He's gonna be in the new Meet the Parents with Ariana Grande.

• 1:01:53Hannah Berner?

  Iconic. Sitting next to my dad, just kicking with my dad, the sweetest, kindest guy. And he was with his girlfriend, who I think I was sitting next to. She's an actress, getting, talking, yapping, gossiping, whatever. I haven't seen Sterling Point yet, but we were sitting next to, we were sitting, what's her name?

• 1:02:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Ella Rubin.

• 1:02:14Hannah Berner?

  Ella Rubin. So I, you guys, I'm friends with Ella Rubin? If anyone, I mean, she, we're kind of, wouldn't you sit through a whole basketball game together?

• 1:02:24Paige DeSorbo?

  You were three people away from her.

• 1:02:27Hannah Berner?

  No.

• 1:02:28Paige DeSorbo?

  No, yes, because it went my dad, me, you, your dad, her boyfriend, her.

• 1:02:37Hannah Berner?

  I think it's possible.

• 1:02:39Paige DeSorbo?

  It is. I remember that. But you did talk to her in the back room. I remember you at a table of people and you were talking to them. So I think you did have conversation. So, yeah, you're friends.

• 1:02:52Hannah Berner?

  So we're friends. Um, everyone's talking about Sterling Point. I need to watch it.

• 1:02:56Paige DeSorbo?

  You have to watch it. It's, you want to know what? One of the best things about it is you feel like they're really their age, they're really talking to each other the way they were. And I think people are nervous about like AI writing scripts. Like, it felt very real, like whatever was happening. So it's good. It's cute. And she's just like so beyond gorgeous that when she's, she's the type of pretty that I love to watch. Like, you don't care what she's doing on the screen. Your eyes are so drawn to her. She's so captivating.

• 1:03:30Hannah Berner?

  Well, let's be honest. You love a brunette.

• 1:03:33Paige DeSorbo?

  I love a curly haired brunette.

• 1:03:35Hannah Berner?

  You love a curly haired brunette.

• 1:03:36Paige DeSorbo?

  Don't get me started on a curly haired brunette. I just, speaking of one of my favorite curly haired brunettes, Margaret Qualley just went to a, uh, did you see?

• 1:03:47Hannah Berner?

  It was henna coated.

• 1:03:48Paige DeSorbo?

  She went to a movie premiere and she wore the new Chanel sandals that like don't have a front. Here's the thing, and I'm not just saying this because they're Chanel, they're iconic.

• 1:03:59Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:00Paige DeSorbo?

  In the sense of they're editorial. No one's buying them and going to the bodega. For that situation and a celebrity to be wearing at an event, like, so cool. Am I going and buying them? No.

• 1:04:14Hannah Berner?

  It, it wasn't just clickbait. It was like, if you're gonna wear these Chanel, for people who don't know, it's just a heel and you're like, the rest of your foot's just out, but it has a Chanel logo.

• 1:04:24Paige DeSorbo?

  And it wraps around your ankle and then that's it. Foot to ground.

• 1:04:28Hannah Berner?

  It's art. It's art.

• 1:04:29Paige DeSorbo?

  It's art. It's art.

• 1:04:30Hannah Berner?

  I love how someone was like, I can't believe a celebrity actually wore these Chanel flats. I'm like, that's what being a celebrity is for, is finding the craziest thing on the runway and showing up in it. I mean, that's me. That's what I would do.

• 1:04:43Paige DeSorbo?

  No, I think that, no, it's.

• 1:04:45Hannah Berner?

  And how you make it work.

• 1:04:47Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, it's expressing yourself. Fashion is art. And it's like, yeah, I'm obviously walking a red carpet and then I'm gonna put real shoes on. This is for the picture.

• 1:04:55Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:04:56Paige DeSorbo?

  It's for the pic.

• 1:04:57Hannah Berner?

  So shout out Margaret. Also, she's single right now.

• 1:04:59Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:05:00Hannah Berner?

  It's, it's giving, freeing her foot, freeing her life from men.

• 1:05:06Paige DeSorbo?

  It's giving free foot pics because I'm ready. Yeah.

• 1:05:10Hannah Berner?

  Yes, yes, yes. We're obsessed with you, Margaret. Would you, if your name was Margaret, would you go by Marge? I would.

• 1:05:20Paige DeSorbo?

  You would?

• 1:05:21Hannah Berner?

  Well, you can't go by Margie.

• 1:05:23Paige DeSorbo?

  I think I'd go by Maggie.

• 1:05:25Hannah Berner?

  Is Maggie short for Margaret?

• 1:05:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I think so. What would Maggie be short for?

• 1:05:30Hannah Berner?

  Magenta.

• 1:05:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Wait, I keep seeing videos on TikTok and it's girlfriends showing their boyfriends a list of words and being like, pronounce this, and they can't do it. And I know it's, it pissed me off. It actually pissed me off because I'm like, you're like 25 and you can't see the word chalet? And no, like epitome? You can't see that word and know? Some of them, okay, there's some random doozies.

• 1:06:02Hannah Berner?

  Pierre d'Etterre? Hello? No one went to French class?

• 1:06:07Paige DeSorbo?

  No one has an ounce of culture.

• 1:06:09Hannah Berner?

  Wait, what's it called when you walk in and it's that little room when you walk in, like?

• 1:06:13Paige DeSorbo?

  A foyer.

• 1:06:14Hannah Berner?

  Yeah. That's my, one of my favorite words that you say.

• 1:06:18Paige DeSorbo?

  Um.

• 1:06:18Hannah Berner?

  Last question and hardest question of the night.

• 1:06:22Paige DeSorbo?

  Where are we doing questions? You, you some speak in game show host. Like, sometimes you'll start a sentence and it's like, okay.

• 1:06:33Hannah Berner?

  And now, welcome back.

• 1:06:37Hannah Berner?

  We, who's gonna win this one? This is the question. If you were, this all is online. If you were a finger, which finger are you?

• 1:06:48Paige DeSorbo?

  I'm pinky. All day. You, you don't expect much from me? I'm not holding things on my own. I'm basically there for a show. Leave me alone.

• 1:07:03Hannah Berner?

  But you can change a sip from a normal sip to an elegant sip.

• 1:07:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh, I have a lot of power.

• 1:07:11Hannah Berner?

  Also, when you're evil, you use your pinky, like.

• 1:07:16Paige DeSorbo?

  I've picked things with this pinky now.

• 1:07:18Hannah Berner?

  Yeah.

• 1:07:18Paige DeSorbo?

  What are you?

• 1:07:19Hannah Berner?

  You are pinky. I was arguably gonna say your ring finger.

• 1:07:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Okay, and why?

• 1:07:25Hannah Berner?

  Cause it's giving star power, it's where the jewelry is, it's, but I actually think pinky is more independent. Ring finger like needs a man.

• 1:07:34Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I would say ring finger is like super misogynistic and I'm like shocked you picked that. I thought you were gonna immediately go middle.

• 1:07:42Hannah Berner?

  I just thought ring finger, I was just thinking of diamonds, but I didn't think deep enough and I apologize for misconstruing your identity.

• 1:07:50Paige DeSorbo?

  I think you're middle finger because you're, you make a statement without saying anything to your haters. You're like, hey, just watch this. And they get, and they know.

• 1:08:02Hannah Berner?

  Wait, do you respect me because of how I deal with my enemies?

• 1:08:07Paige DeSorbo?

  How do you deal with them?

• 1:08:08Hannah Berner?

  I don't.

• 1:08:09Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, I do respect you.

• 1:08:11Hannah Berner?

  I was gonna say pointer finger because she's, she's active. She's a little thicker than the other fingers.

• 1:08:21Paige DeSorbo?

  And she'll try anything once.

• 1:08:27Paige DeSorbo?

  I don't even know why that's funny, but it's so funny.

• 1:08:31Hannah Berner?

  I actually can argue that. Also, I think I'm a thumb because thumbs are henna coated.

• 1:08:36Paige DeSorbo?

  I was.

• 1:08:36Hannah Berner?

  Not like a Megan Fox thumb, but like a normal. And I don't mean to shame Megan Fox, but like, it's funny that the most beautiful girl in the world has a little, a little thumb. But a thumb is a little too positive.

• 1:08:48Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah.

• 1:08:48Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, it's a little corny.

• 1:08:50Paige DeSorbo?

  It's a little too much.

• 1:08:51Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, you're right. I'm a middle finger.

• 1:08:53Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, you're a middle finger. I don't know why. Yeah, and I don't know why you're trying to deny yourself.

• 1:08:59Hannah Berner?

  What's Grace?

• 1:09:01Paige DeSorbo?

  Oh.

• 1:09:03Hannah Berner?

  She might be pointer finger.

• 1:09:05Paige DeSorbo?

  She may be pointer for sure because she is like very in charge and like, like she's in charge of the rest of them. Like, she's basically telling.

• 1:09:17Hannah Berner?

  Yeah, because we're showmen. You know, you're, you're like this, I'm going like this to people. She's telling people.

• 1:09:24Paige DeSorbo?

  Yeah, she's making sure things are in order.

• 1:09:26Hannah Berner?

  She's counting.

• 1:09:27Paige DeSorbo?

  She's the liaison between you and the thumb.

• 1:09:32Hannah Berner?

  Who don't get along.

• 1:09:35Paige DeSorbo?

  They're always fighting over which action is better. And so Grace has to be in the middle to be like, no, no, no. While I'm all the way on the end, like, don't talk to me.

• 1:09:44Hannah Berner?

  Don't know what's going on, don't care. Tanning.

• 1:09:48Hannah Berner?

  Okay, well, that was really, really fun. Thank you for playing that game with us. Um, tomorrow I have my cat cafe, so I'm really excited. I'm getting glam for it. I turned into you.

• 1:09:58Paige DeSorbo?

  Hell, yeah. The cats deserve glam.

• 1:10:01Hannah Berner?

  They deserve glam. They're coming in full glam. Have you seen their cat eyes? So I'm getting glam. We're gonna be kicking. It's gonna be fun. I'll let you guys know how it goes and.

• 1:10:10Paige DeSorbo?

  I love it.

• 1:10:11Hannah Berner?

  Talk to you guys later.

• 1:10:12Paige DeSorbo?

  Bye.

• 1:10:13Hannah Berner?

  Bye.